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Too bad she doesn't exist.

cute Yukari dude

>>12682459
She lives in Kyoto, dude

I want to explore with Mary and Renko

Adventure!

Mary is operator!

>>12682581
Mary and Renko fought in Falklands?

>>12682582
Yes for the righteous cause of the Kingdom.

>>12682521
I think everyone does.

>>12682521
Maribel a cutie!

>>12682627

She has such a cute peen. I wonder who did her bris?

Letting Mary sleep on your shoulder

>>12682642

>>12682521
I wish i had friends like Merry and Renko in college

>>12682615
Remove BRs! Britain stronk!

>>12682521
I like Maribel's face in this image. I want her to humiliate my dick.

raburi

I want to join their club!

>>12682678
Do you believe in the existence of Gensokyo?

>>12682698
I wish to search & see

Do people make fun of her for wearing such a silly hat in public?

>>12682746
I bet they do but Merry wouldn't care either ways of their plebeian tastes.

>>12682746
In the far future, everybody is a little girl and your social status is determined by the silliness of your hat.

Maribel is actually respected as a brilliant young researcher and probably has papers in high-impact journals such as Neuron and Behavioral and Brain Sciences.

>>12682746
You seriously want to bully cute girls because of their cute hats?

Maribel's homemade cooking

Renko > notyukari

>>12682753
The far future... is bright

>>12682844
Cunt doesn't know about private space.

>>12682822
Maribel's like an improved Yukari

>>12682868
Maybe if you're blind and deaf, sure.

Girls of the outside world!

>>12682449
I wanna marry Renko!

>>12682698
Yes!

>>12682894
Maribel's has a beautiful slim body with firm round breasts and a cute personality.

Meanwhile Yukari's saggy udders are hanging on the floor, her thighs are cellulite ridden and her personality's completely rotten.

Don't get me wrong, I like Yukari, but Maribel's just a notch up.

>>12682971
I see 4 and 20 in that caption. Does Renko blaze it?

>>12682521
I have never seen a moon more phoned in than this one. Clearly this is a fake moon from the imperishable night incident.

What is that thing on Renko's arm in some pictures?

>>12684106
Give an example

>>12684106
Renko-chan wears sleeve garters.

Is she a blackjack dealer? An accountant? No one is sure.

>>12684106
Emergency tourniquet in case of severe blood loss

>>12683846
Yes
I can confirm this

>>12684126
Are there any real clothes with ribbon hems like a lot of touhous have, which can be seen here on her cuffs?

>>12684106
Arm garters
She's a banker and is even named after a japanese accounting monetary function

>>12684144
How is she a banker if she is a physics student?

I read a theory once that she is a Jewish stereotype.

>>12684138
That's where you draw the line for unbelievability?

Not the flying girls, the vampires, the magicians, the maids who stop time, the half ghost, the moon princess, the goddesses, the mouse on a ship piloted by a ghost girl, the the Taoists, the nuns, the tiniest 2hu, but the one girl who has ribbons in her cuffs?

>>12684149
Renko is actually a Hebrew name, a variation of רִבְקָה.

>>12684149
She is and that's why Yumemi references Abrahamic religions in her danmaku

Mary and Renko are sisters in arms!

>>12684164
she's supposed to be girl from our world.

>>12683544
I thought they are the same person.

>>12682746
YOU NO MESS WITH BLOODY MARI

Going on adventures with Maribel and Renko!

Renko's a lesbo :
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1966635?view_adult=true

Late night cafe with Maribel and Renko!

>>12684197
What does Yumemi have to do with Renko? I've seen this connection before in some art.

>>12686856

wouldn't, might

>>12688188
Yumemi is a Physics Professor and Renko is majoring in Physics.

>>12688430

>>12688188
conspiracy

>>12686856
Left looks like she's about to violate somebody, right looks like a guy, but that might just be the light.

Mary, Mary so contrary

>>12690167
it's 'quite contrary', anon.

I wish I had friends like Mary and Renko.

>>12693942
Wish Mary would lose that fucking stupid ass hat. Does she want to be laughed at?

>>12694094
pls be accepting of hats

>>12683732

>>12682449
Who is this hoe?
Yukari's daughter or something like that?

>>12689148
If this is true...how Yumemi could move the moon?

>>12700802
she IS Yukari

>>12702147
Probably.
It's pretty obvious with her last name being Hearn.

>>12700748
Merry's bendy finger!

What would you rather?
-Maribel actually being Yukari in disguise
-Maribel being a prequel to Yukari
-Maribel being 'blood' related to Yukari somehow
-Pure coincidence, no connection between them

>>12703732
Maribel being a prequel to Yukari

>>12703732
>Maribel actually being Yukari in disguise
Unlikely, there's no reason Yukari would do that.

>Maribel being a prequel to Yukari
Possible, but time fuckery is dumb.

>Pure coincidence, no connection between them
ZUN himself apparently brought Lafcadio Hearn up, so there has to be something.

>Maribel being 'blood' related to Yukari somehow
Probably that or Yukari being some sort of second personality of Merry.

>>12694094
I bet she's called Diaperhead.

>>12703732
Maribel being Yukari's rape baby.

>>1270373
Yukari is Maribel's Alter Ego.

>>12703740
e) Gensokyo is a figment of Maribel's imagination

>>12703754
So, basically Maribel is Zun.

>>12703840
You just blew my mind

merry Mary

>>12705677
Hot.

>>12703840
You might be on to something here.
Maribel dresses like an old woman and probably smells the part. ZUN dresses like an old man and smells like booze.

>>12689148

Renko looks like that little dork Issac from Children of the Corn.

>>12703732
>Maribel being a prequel to Yukari
This one if I had to choose, but I'd rather it remain a mystery

>>12719445
The answer is always a disappointement.

>>12682449
>people picking yuri waifu

>>12728670
>secondary thinking his fanon is canon

>>12725744
Exactly.
There really is no way to answer questions like "what's the connection between Maribel and Yukari" or "what is Sakuya's backstory" after leaving them hanging for so long without the answer being underwhelming. The expectations have been building for too long and there is really no way to satisfactorily deliver on them.

>>12728963
ZUN probably forgets it by now anyway.

Beers drink the memory away.

i don't even try to tell them apart

>>12728963
To be honest, I'm always disappointed in the answer.
Higurashi was kind of a letdown, once you know the secret, you slowly loses interest in it.
Umineko tried to be deep with its "lol theres no answer, only a mystery". Except that if there is no answer, than there is no question, therefore Umineko is entirely useless.

It's better if he never clears that up. That way, fans can use it any way they want.

>>12728963
>what is Sakuya's backstory
Twelve years and he still hasn't gotten to whatever the huge spoiler would be? What if he dies before then? We'll have to come up with it ourselves.

>>12729182
A freak accident with a atzec stone mask, the punch ghost went to the wrong person and stuff

>>12729256
Do you want to pack up some chi with your sadame, or is this jojo enough?

Mods, please sticky this.

>>12728670
>maybe OP is a girl

Merry doesn't want to marry you.

>>12742246
With love anything is possible.

>>12682449

Merry a pretty.

>>12748706
10/10 would totally bang that dark-haired girl

>>12703732
Yukari is Maribel and Maribel is Yukari, much in the same way each member of the Holy Trinity of Christianity is the other two members at the same time.

>>12755230
>much in the same way each member of the Holy Trinity of Christianity is the other two members at the same time.

now it all makes sense

>>12683544
>Yukari's saggy udders are hanging on the floor, her thighs are cellulite ridden and her personality's completely rotten.
I'm getting really turned on

>>12762813

>>12762858
I'm telling the truth!

>>12762858

>>12763116
What if I want to take my time to make sure it's best for Yukari?

>>12762813
Contain yourself.

>>12755230
Who's the third?

>>12769214
The Dragon God.

>>12682762
>Renko a Haruhi

>>12772086
Woah

>>12772086
That makes her a shit
a SHIT

>>12772226
>not liking Haruhi
It's like you hate fun and life-threatening events on a daily basis.

Mary married Mary Jane?

>>12776437
rascal, isn't it

>>12776437
Honestly, this isn't that good.
The last drug 2hou doujin I enjoyed was Cirno: Steal the Drug Money.

>>12776437
God fucking damn it. I'm into TOuhou to forget reality, not be reminded of it.

>>12776437
Nice art, shit topic. AND RETARDED CAPCHA

>>12776709
You can't outrun yourself, accept.

>>12776437
Fapping this this after smoking some weed, I have to say that it's absolutely stellar.
It's so well done, it fits the mood of being a degenerate really well. The descriptions are also fantastic and real accurate, even if I'd worried about doing so many things at the same time.

>>12776437
whats this called

>>12785027
Pic related.

What kind of frumpy-dumpy bitch dresses like that in 2015? Gensokyo obviously can't know modern fashion, but what's her excuse?

>>12790093
She's in the loser club in college.

>>12790093
It's not 2015 in her world, you pleb. She's in the bright future of silly hats and frilly dresses.

>>12790315
No, she and Ranko are just a fucking nerds with no fashion sense.

>>12762858
Oh jeez.

>>12769857
God the dragon, god the BBA and god the holy qt.
Amen.

>>12790093
Her excuse is, she's a cute. You wouldn't understand, you just have shit taste

>>12728963
Does it really matter? Gensokyo is a land of mystery and not every plot thread has to be resolved. Who knows or cares where Youki went, all that is important is that Youmu continues to wait for him.

>>12790820
Just because you don't like thinking doesn't mean nobody should care just because some random faggot thinks it's not important.

What's the point in mysteries if we're not allowed to discuss because Nazi Corps Inc. thinks we shouldn't, hu?

>>12790093
Maybe they're rekijo?

I wanna get high with Merry!

>>12792759
Don't get me wrong, discussion of them is just fine. But the attitude that these things are questions that will, or even should be answered one day is going about it wrong and just setting oneself up for disappointment. Eirin knows Sakuya. What the truth is behind that is something that Eirin and Sakuya know.

>>12793324
>Eirin knows Sakuya
Correction. Eirin was "surprised to see [Sakuya]".
It's never explained if she knows her personally, or if Sakuya just looks like someone Eirin knew.

>>12793643
Or maybe Sakuya is just surprising.

>>12793076
post more highus

>>12797526

>>12682449
I want to marry Merry and have consensual sex with her.
Then I'll flee to Gensokyo, forcing her to come after me.

>>12793643
Sakuya is Eirin

>>12805040
Nice opinion, secondary.

I see to see Renko spanking Merry!

>>12805278

everyone knows that sakuya is youmu

>>12808809
This.

>>12808865
Do you have more fan theories like that? They're ridiculous, but fun to read.

>>12805040
I thought Eirin was Sakuya's mother.

>>12810244

you sound like a fag

>>12815657
You sound like a mad secondary, secondary.

>>12682449
Literally who?

>>12810244
sanae is jewish

>>12815840
Music CD Girl #2. You should read the stories for them, they're pretty good. They really have that ZUN atmosphere.

>>12815860
I tried. Dunno if the translation is to blame, but most of the sentences were oddly written.

>>12682660
>remove BR
>in a war against Argentina
U wot. Read a book nigger, a history one to be specific along with a guide on how not to be a fag.

>>12684149
>Renko is a jewish stereotype
Now that you think about it she does in fact wear a happy merchant hat.

kupaa

>>12820351
Merry is cute!

>>12703740
This is from Perfect Memento in Strict Sense

Is it supposed to be this easy to get lost in a bamboo forest at night?

There's my cell phone can't get a signal here, the GPS isn't working

and there are rare natural bamboo shoots for the taking...

Maybe I'll rest around here for today... but aren't I already dreaming now?

Nothing else I can do. I'll walk around a little bit and see.

And then there is the sky filled with stars.

Whether it is the underdevelopedness or the clear skies, this place seems like Japan a long time ago.

Am I in a time slip, perhaps?

Was Hawking's reversibility of the arrow of time actually true?

If there weren't monsters around here then this place would be more fun.

That's right, could it be that the dream world is actually the memories of the substance that makes up the soul?

Monsters are the symbols of traumatic memories.

Hmm, that's a new theory.

I'm gonna tell Renko about it when I wake up.

Now then, maybe I should start wandering around again.

This was discovered several hundred years ago in the Bamboo Forest of the Lost.

There are many words with unknown meanings, so it is still undecipherable.

Though it is thought to be written by someone from the outside world, but

just what is the meaning of "dream world"?

So I think Maribel time traveled at least once....

Maribel a qt3,14

Merry christmas!

>>12831654
Mary's onepiece is supercute

I want to butt fuck Mery until she turn into Yukari and beat the shit out from me.

>>12836967
I want to buttfuck Merry too!

>>12836967
Me too! What a coincidence!
I want her to bite her pillow and grab the sheets while I'm going in.

>>12815850
No, Reimu is.
But she's been cursed by her elders, so she will never make any money, not for her entire life.

>>12850844
Reimu is yamato!!!

>>12850846
Reimu is not a boat.

>>12850849
Nah, Reimu is red and white, a Shinto miko with black hair.

She's yamato, the very concept of the japanese people!

>>12850856
Reimu is not a battlecruiser's special ability.

>>12684791

Yukari is Old!Maribel.

Though on that tangent, the girl ages gracefully.

>>12854116
Where is Old!Renko?

>>12856147
Mima

Maribel=Yukari is my favorite 2hu headcanon. In addition to them looking alike, there's some not-so-subtle hints for that in the CD stories, so people might have that realization separately. It's not just a "lol everyone's dead and it's a dream" sort of thing that you often see in fan theories. I hope ZUN will never explicitly confirm/deny it cause it's more amusing that way.

>>12689148
Meanwhile Renko=Yumemi is more of a stretch, but I guess this isn't really a serious proposition anyway. Instead of her being secretly an another Touhou character, I prefer to think of Renko as the avatar of the reader/listener, whom Yukar... Maribel is leading to Gensokyo.

Merry New Year

>>12853096
The battleship is actually named after the traditional name for Japan, not vice versa.

>>12858573
Why she looks like Yukari?

>>12868036

Pick one >>12703732

>>12682822
>notyukari
Why would you call Yukari notyukari?

>>12868377
Because she is not yukari, yet.

>>12868440
You're stupid.

I pray in 2015 this dumbass theory might finally die.

>>12868957
I'm not the one asking stupid questions here, kid

>>12869005
You're stupid.

>>12868968
which one?

>>12870372
The retarded one saying that yukari and maribel are the same person.

>>12871392
How is that theory any more stupid than any other theory on the connection between the two?

>>12876776
You didn't have to bump this dead thread by playing dumb.

>>12856147
Dead.

>>12856147
Yumemi

>>12728670
What with yurifags being obnoxious?

>>12856147
She's Yuyuko.

Or Reimu's Mother/Ancestor.

Or both.

I wanna play a point and click adventure game about Maribel and Renko's occult investigations.