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In which Succubi know what guys and girls want in H-manga.

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

>> No.12751930 [DELETED] 
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>>12751925
First for Hellhound-induced fear boners.

>> No.12751932 [DELETED] 
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First for fox/fluffy

>> No.12751933
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>>12751925
Blue and black is best

Other succubi, are you even trying?

>> No.12751938

Reposting from the last thread because I want to know.

What's the holy equivalent of a Lilim? Surely the Chief God has a subordinate that is roughly equal in power to them.

>> No.12751939

last thread Post # 3834

>> No.12751944

>>12751938
Archangel Girl?

>> No.12751947

Once again requesting a jumping-spider-girl tomboy in spats. Maybe freckles.

>> No.12751951

>>12751938
I imagine either a Seraphim or Metatron

>> No.12751959

>>12751930
How do you brush your Hellhound Girl without the brush catching fire or melting?

>> No.12751961

>>12751932
I want to fall asleep in fluffy cuddles

>> No.12751965

>>12751959
Well her hair isn't fire, so I'd say quite easily. Unless of course her body is absurdly hot for some reason.
Though if her skin was constantly warm, she'd probably give the best after pelvis bruising cuddles.

>> No.12751975 [DELETED] 

Hey Kamenfaggot, I may be an asshole but you push vanilla, which makes you worse than me even if I shared a body with hitler, stalin, pol pot, mao ze dong, and andre chikatilo, didn't seed torrents and used internet explorer.

>> No.12751977

>>12751959
I imagine it would be like a Ponyta from the pokemon games. It's flames only burn those it doesn't trust.

I could've sworn I've heard that sort of thing elsewhere. Something more MG related, but I'm drawing a blank...

>> No.12751978

>>12751930
I hope he pussy will be hotter than the fires of hell. I want this mentioned in the profile.

>> No.12751979

>>12751932
>You will never be a servant at an upper class Kitsune party. Held at a massive palace.
>You will never carry trays of fried tofu and sake around to beautiful and elegantly dressed Kitsune.
>You will never be told after the party to go up to one of the Kitsune's rooms and do anything she says,
>You will never be told by a very drunk Kitsune noblewoman to strip down to your underwear and brush her tails with your hands and fingers.

>> No.12751983

>You and your lamia girlfriend get kidnapped by the Paladin girl who sought your affections for a long time
>Taking you to a long abandoned place so as not to be disturbed
>The both of you are tied up to some chairs, you facing her
>The zealot tells your girlfriend that she'll offer a deal to her
>If your girlfriend quits her heretical ways and gives you up to her, she'll let her go
>Otherwise, she'll have to smite her, in the same way the ancient Egyptians destroyed Apophis
>She tells her no
>She is spit on and knocked to the ground, still tied to her chair
>The zealot girl asks her again to give you up
>She still says no
>She is kicked several times in the face, to your horror
>You struggle in your chair at the first sign of her bleeding
>You beg your girlfriend to stop, but she can't help but be selfish
>She loves you too much to hand you over to this monstrous woman
>The zealot takes those words as another refusal, stabbing her with pins and needles all over her body
>She gives her one last chance to relent
>You tearfully beg for her to quit being foolish and save herself
>All she can do is apologize, and tell you she loves you
>As the zealot chants the prayer of her Chief God, and stabs her several times with her sword
>Setting her corpse on fire when she's done
>She made you watch this whole time, to show you how monsters will always be exactly as her mother said they would be
>Disgusting, unrepentant creatures, unworthy of love or mercy
I shouldn't be doing this shit.

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>>12751978
>"Fufufu... Dare you enter my blazing furnace?~"

>> No.12751995 [DELETED] 

>>12751975
Dude.
New thread.
Chill or leave.

>> No.12751996

>>12751930
Can't wait to see knock that stupid grin off the Chesire cat.

>> No.12751997

>>12751983
Ow the edge

>> No.12751998

>>12751983
And this is supposed to win you over to her?

Well, at least she was right about monsters being disgusting, unrepentant creatures unworthy of love or mercy.

>> No.12751999

>>12751983
Goddamn, you really shouldn't.That was just fuckin' cruel

>> No.12752000

>>12751925
>starting thread with succuslut
Cucks pls go

>> No.12752001

>>12751997
Featuring Donte, etc.
I-I know the drill...

>> No.12752003
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Just dropping my pastebin until LDR can add it to the master list, for those of you that like ghouljobs and Vampiredom

http://pastebin.com/8ZEHEkj2

>> No.12752005

>>12751938
We don't have it yet, the closest thing would be a Valkyrie at the moment.

>> No.12752011 [DELETED] 

>>12751995
First we're not fighting, merely expressing opinions.
Second, you have no power to tell me what to do, fuck off.

>> No.12752012

>>12751983
Too much edge.

>inb4 you just don't get mature stories where bad things happen!!!

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>>12751938
Some spooky Setouchi-tier shit like pic related

>> No.12752017

>>12751983
This was wonderful.

>> No.12752020

>>12751983
You stupid bitch, she was my prey.
Now I need to find new sacrificial mg for chief God this weekend

>> No.12752023

I wish Elementals had more art.

>> No.12752024

I had a really weird dream where I was Ganondorf and I nervously proposed to a Succubus, married and then ran together through a distorted yet colorful Hyrule Field like it was a cartoon

I just really felt the need to share that because it involved a single MG and I really have no one to talk to that would understand what kind of Succubus I'd mean

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Repostin.

>> No.12752026

>>12752012
You don't even need to say it's edgy. I got lacerations typing it.

>> No.12752027

>>12751996
>Cheshire Cat sexually tormenting some poor traveler.
>There's a brief, burst of flame and a Hellhound saunters out.
>"Sup Dyke." she says as she throws her arm around the cheshire cat, grinning.
>"O-oh Hellhound! I, uh, wasn't expecting y-you." The Cheshire Cat's ears have fallen in the presence of the towering Hellhound.
>"Yep, just got out of hell, you know, tormenting the damned. Thought I'd say hello."
>The Hellhound gives a sharp tug on the Cheshire's tail, causing her to give out a loud meow.
>"So who's this guy huh? Your new fucktoy You don't mind if I take him for a spin do you faggot cat?"
>"N-not at all!" The Cheshire blurts out, massaging her tail.
>"Well you heard her buddy. Hope this isn't your first time, I like to play ruff..."

>> No.12752028

>>12751984
I wonder if you can boil eggs inside her.

>> No.12752030

>>12752017
I agree. Now I want more NTR stories where the man is taken away by superior paladin girl.

>> No.12752031

>>12752024
>not making use of your giant gerudo harem
You must have been really in love.

>> No.12752032 [DELETED] 

>>12751975
Chikatilo is pretty cool guy

>> No.12752035

>>12752027
This gave me a faggot grin of my own.

>> No.12752037

>>12752027
>"Did you just make a pun?"
>Silence
>"...N-No!"
Being around Charon does some weird things

>> No.12752040

>>12752027
>>"Sup Dyke."
You had me at hello.

>> No.12752042

>>12752030
I remember reading story where human grill kills shirohebi that tried to NTR her husband

>> No.12752043

>>12752023
Do any of them have any porn? I can't think of any.

>> No.12752048

>>12752030
>ntr
Eh, this is best when the one being stolen from is neglectful, abusive, or so dense you feel zero sympathy for them. People getting ntr'd because they're a little plain isn't really my thing.

>> No.12752049

>>12751983

Paladinfags have issues. Seriously, it's by far the edgiest content these threads get.

>> No.12752053

>>12752026
Don't tear yourself down, it's decent.

>> No.12752054

>>12752027
>A portal to hell opens at your feet as you walk through the dusty crossroads
>You give a startled cry when the hellfire lashes out at you, making you jump a few feet back
>What emerges is a flaming ,dark hound, it's eyes glaring at you like burning rubies
>Takes a menacing step towards you, lust and carnal desire spilling out all around her
>Her foot connects with the side of the portal and she falls face first
>...
>You look curiously at the fallen creature, it's evil enormity lost to the wind
>The girl looks up at you with teary eyes, holding her nose
>"I p-play -r-ruff!"
Defile it all with moe

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>>12752025
>Meat legs
Needs to be changed

>> No.12752058 [DELETED] 

>>12752032
No way. No MG would want him, that should tell you he was in fact, not a cool guy.

>> No.12752060

>>12752053
>tear
You're right. I really ought to not cut myself short.

>> No.12752061

>>12752053
It's SHIT

Dark n' edgy for the sake of shock value

>> No.12752063

>>12752055
Get Loen to draw in the carapace parts. I don't trust myself doing so.

>> No.12752065

>>12752054
Don't you have a madoka thread to be in?

>> No.12752068

>>12752049

And before I get slammed, because the guy that was writing it knew that it was pretty sharp, yeah. I know he knew.

Thing is, this stuff pops up all the time. I'm pretty sure it's not just him. I mean it doesn't fail to get reactions, I guess...

>> No.12752069

>>12752060
Charon, that was you? Well, I'm seeing you in a new light, and I like what I see.

>>12752061
I like "edgy", I'm not ashamed of it, what now? I also like shounen level stories where humans can fight and stomp monstergirl if need be.

>> No.12752070

>>12752054
I roll for intimidate.

I want to bully her before her Cerberus mother comes.

>> No.12752071

>>12752048
But the point of NTR is to revel in the suffering of the MG you rightfully claimed your husbando from and to take pleasure in knowing that you are the superior species.

>> No.12752075

>>12751979
You say that like it is a bad thing

>> No.12752076

>>12752071
Huh, never saw it that way before.

>> No.12752077 [DELETED] 

>>12752058
He was so romantic and vanilla that he was executed right on saint valentine's day.
How can you not love this guy?
He loved lolis and wasn't afraid of anything

>> No.12752079

>>12752054
>>12752027
This reminded me of that wolf girl from ages ago when the /a/ threads were still thriving and MGC was still a new an popular thing.

>> No.12752080

>>12752079
Dire wolf?
We have canon dire wolf now

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>> No.12752083 [DELETED] 

>>12752077
>How can you not love this guy?

I can't get the images of him chewing on a uterus out of my head.

>> No.12752086

>>12752080
Threadcanon you mean.

>> No.12752087

>>12752076
It really does make sense. In a world where MG competition for men has pushed human girls more to the side, being able to claim complete dominance again is what all human females long for. NTR comes naturally to them.

>> No.12752091

>>12752086
>>12752080
Yeah, a "dire wolf" is effectively just a slightly mangier, smaller wolf. That's a far cry from a Cerberus-like fire fiend.

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>>12751930
Proper drawing someday.jpg
Highly interested in this MG.

>>12752025
Looks awesome, than you for the work.

>>12752055
>>12752063
Her pedipals are smooth, to what I have seen, beeing meaty or exoskeleton, depends entirely on color, I would say.

>> No.12752098

>>12752080
>>12752086
And I forgot to mention that what reminded me of the wolf girl were the puns.

Specifically I was reminded of the wolf girl who was unable to control herself from the lewd whenever you told her puns.

>> No.12752099

>>12752087
She better have one hell of a pussy or the cooking skill of a god if she means to keep a man tainted by the beast.

>> No.12752101
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>You hear a knock on your front door. A knock during a full moon; you already know this isn’t going to end well. The house is battened down, and the blackout curtains drawn. You even have most of the lights out, just for good measure. Usually they aren't so bold as to try the front door.

>You creep over to the door as quietly as you can and look out the peephole. There is some kind of succubus out there with an absentminded look on her freckled face. She is wearing a tight sweater and plastic framed glasses. She has her hair pulled back into a simple pony tail. She looks like... well, like a huge dork. You expected a full mooner to dress a little more lasciviously, but what really catches your eye is what she is holding.

>Radio gear. A lot of it. She has a gigantic yagi antenna in one hand, and what looks like an oscilloscope in the other hand. A rat's nest of multi colored wires runs from these into a backpack she is wearing, presumably holding the power supply and more radio gear. You can even see a giant omnidirectional antenna sticking out the top of the bag.

>You are a cold blooded veteran of many a full moon, and this is a new one even to you. You’ve seen whorish outfits, charming girl-next-door attire, the whole “my car broke down and I need to use your phone” routine, and once even full-blown military fatigues and combat harness from a particularly viscous ogre. Never radio gear.

http://pastebin.com/Yaug2HYF

>> No.12752102

>>12752096
I know that's supposed to look like a Bone, but when I first saw it, I thought it was the Bane mask.

>> No.12752103

>>12752096
And he shall appear.
Nice, Loen.
At first glance, I thought the bone in her mouth was some evil illusory smile she was putting on.

>> No.12752105

>>12752096
I chuckled.

>>12752091
Or as I like to think of it, dire = femdom. As in I think a femdom vanilla werewolf and a "dire" wolf are basically indistinguishable.

>> No.12752106

>>12752070
>You cross your arms and loom over the girl, legs at shoulder-width. A strong stance
>"Aah?!"
>The girl shrinks in your shadow, "Eek!"
>This is clearly her first foray into the mortal realms. Might have a little fun with her. If you don't do something now, she might turn into an edgemaster rapetrain
>"What do you think you're doing, girly?" You stoop down and honk her nose, "You're in my way, you know. Didn't any one tell you that it's rude to just pop up right in front of some one?"
>"S-Sorry mister, i-it's just this is my first time and I got a little excited when I saw some one"
>You scowl at her, almost shaking from the sheer effort it takes not to laugh. She even admitted it.
>Looking down at the young hound, she looks a little like a lost puppy
>"So you play ruff, eh?" You rest your hand on the hilt of your sword, "Do you think this is a game?"
>The portal to hell opens under her plump rear and she slowly sinks into it, apologising, "No, mister, sorry mister, I'll leave now mister." and in a quieter voice, "humans sure are scary"
>Hang on, this is fun. You don't really want it to end
>You grab the girl by the shoulders and haul her ass out of the portal. She kicks and struggles like a child
>You put her back down on the solid ground, and rub her fluffy ears as you whisper into them, "You know... I like to play it rough, too."
>In a flurry of movement, you sweep up a long stick, and crouch in a hyper aware stance, holding the stick out
>Your flurry of ultrafast movements shocks the girl into her primal instincts and she hones in on the closest threat.
>Your long stick.
>Her eyes dart from left to right as you waggle it slightly, and then you whip your arm back
>The girl jumps forward a step
>And you throw with all your human might
>Ground and dust is kicked up as the girl leaps after the stick, leaving visible indentations in the roadside

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>>12751979
You will never have that happen in an Elven dinner social either .

>> No.12752109

>>12752102
You've been watching Batman too much.
Serious question though, Why should she wear the mask?

>> No.12752110

>>12752080
The only dire thing is the thread's appropriation of terms.

>> No.12752111

>>12752096
Based Loen returns yet again
I thought the bone was her mouth for a second

>> No.12752114

What MGs make best onee-sans?

>you will never have a werewolf anego to give you headpats with her big soft wolf paws
>she will never give you teasing love nibbles when you keep telling her to knock if off

>> No.12752116

>>12752096
I love this sudden surge of content for an MG that only just got fucking introduced yesterday.

It's amazing.

>> No.12752118

>>12752109
At this point I have to be reminded that that scene is from a Batman movie.

The reason a Hellhound would wear a mask is because they were trying to grab her shota.

>> No.12752119

>>12752096
It's really distracting for me, though. Makes it look like she's some human with a black mass behind her

>> No.12752121

>>12752109
She's subscribed to my new philosophy, so, now like me, she's a living work of art.

>> No.12752124

>>12752102
>"No one cared who I was until I buried this bone in my backyard."

>> No.12752125

>you will never be a sacrifice for the mountain gods
>you will never be sent up the mountain with little more than some robes and told to wait for the gods to take you
>you will never be spirited away to be the wife of one of the God's daughters, a six-tailed Kitsune who has waited for you to be sacrificed her entire life

>> No.12752128 [DELETED] 

>>12752083
>images of him chewing on a uterus
What images? There is no real photos of his crimes, maybe just fanmade or something
But he really loved bitting nipples, dicks, disemboweling his victims and stuff
He is Hannibal Lector IRL

captcha jeteme

>> No.12752129

>>12752106
I need more of this.

>> No.12752130

>>12752124
Are we bone posting now?

>> No.12752132

>>12752124
If I dug it up would she die?

>> No.12752133

>>12752101
Thanks, you are pretty good
I loved zombie story
How do you write so fast?

>> No.12752134

>>12752096
So I see Hellhound is getting quite the attention, the shitty doodle is not enough. Ideas for a proper drawing? I would preffer something that shows her monster side rather than cute-girls-doing-cute-stuff.

>> No.12752136

>>12751983
Ow. Bastard, I cut myself enough at work, I don't need edges around here too.

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>>12752096
Oh, Loen! Did you have the old chair Dhampir in a more line art / colour friendly form? I always seem to miss you or be b& for replying to shitposters, heh.

>>12752111
I thought it was puffing her cheeks up and glowing from inside her mouth, kinda needs marks for the lips or teeth, but not a "proper" drawing so makes enough sense.

>> No.12752138

>>12752134
Hellhound dragging human male into hell while human male helplessly reaches his hand out for his human wife who is a torn up mess.

>> No.12752140

>>12752134
Mounting someone while scratching smoking furrows into his chest

Too-long magma-hot tongue lolling out of her enraptured face

Glowing pussy

>> No.12752142

>>12752133
Man I had like 4 days since that last thread. Monster threads last forever and a day. How long do you think writing 5 pages should take? It takes me maybe 4 hours or so, and thats for editing and everything.

I've actually got another one ready to go too. Maybe this thread will be a double-feature? I dont want to spam you guys.

>> No.12752143

>>12752101
>You are a cold blooded veteran of many a full moon, and this is a new one even to you. You’ve seen whorish outfits, charming girl-next-door attire, the whole “my car broke down and I need to use your phone” routine, and once even full-blown military fatigues and combat harness from a particularly viscous ogre. Never radio gear... If you had a nickel for every “soulmate” or “long lost half sister” who showed up on your door you would be rich by now.

Full moons in MGC sound like Halloween, but with sexy solicitors who want to do you. Best holiday ever.

>You once looked up your address on Yelper (The proactive dating website!) to figure out what was going on. You scored a solid 8.3 out of 10. “Handsome with high endurance, but a bit of a fighter.” one comment said. “He absolutely looooved my webbing.” another one said.

I am going to squeeze this website into the next appropriate story I can fit it into. Definitely needs to be a thing.

>> No.12752144 [DELETED] 

>>12752128

I meant his confession at his trial, I can imagine it pretty well. Let's stop, this is disgusting.

>> No.12752146

>>12752134
Hellhound chasing a mailman.
His mail bag is a burning heap and he's about to have a forceful package inspection with her fiery meaty paws

>> No.12752149

>>12752134
Hellhound riding a "Poor" soul for all he's worth, breasts bouncing wildly as she bounces roughly on his lap. The setting would be at the edge of the River Styx, just beyond the Gates of Hell...with Charon rowing by in the background, blushing at the sight she sees on the shore.

>> No.12752150

>>12752129
>You blink and she's crouched at your feet, a flaming stick now in her mouth
>"Uu droppd fumfing fir."
>You put your gloved hand on the burning stick. "Release"
>She starts growling low in her throat
>You chop her nose and she releases it with a yelp, watching for your next move
>You lean back
>And throw that motherfucker as far as possible once more
>It flies so fast that it's invisible to the human eye
>The girl traces the trajectory in her mind and leaps after the stick
>But it really did go far and fast
>So fast it's like it just dissipated the instant is left your hand
>So fast that... maybe it never left your hand?
>You smirk to yourself and drop the stick on the ground, kicking dirt on it to extinguish the fire
>The girl shuffles back to you, "That was mean mister."
>You laugh loudly and ruffle her hair, working your fingers nice and deep into the fur between her ears
>She blushes a little and thrusts her head up into your hand

>> No.12752153

>>12752096

Loen.

Draw a jumping-spider-girl tomboy in spats!

>> No.12752154

>>12752134
>>12752140
And she says Ohoho, they're gonna to hafta glue you back tagetha, IN HELL.

>> No.12752156

>>12752142
Noice
What mg?

>> No.12752158

>>12752150
>dissipated
I fucked it. I meant to type disappeared.

>> No.12752159

>>12752140
>>12752134
This but have her with a psychotic expression and huge sharp teeth. Get right in the guy's horrified face too

>> No.12752161

>>12752132
>"I mean no, but don't do that, I'd have to chase you."

>> No.12752162

>>12752096
Do more hellhound.

>> No.12752163

>>12752143
Im really glad you brought that up. Do you guys like that world exposition stuff? The paragraph you posted seems fine because its kind of fun, but I put in another one later on that I really had my doubts on.

>She is of course referring to the Men's Rest and Recovery Act of 2004. Back then there was a big push from male voters to institute harsher penalties against rape, and better enforcement of existing laws. Men had decided they had enough of this bullshit. This didn’t go over well with monster voters, and not wanting to lose the rapist vote, congress came up with a compromise. The day after every full moon was declared a national holiday exclusive only to men, so that they could recuperate a little before going back to work. 13 extra paid holidays a year. Men begrudgingly accepted, and the monsters didn’t mind either.

I had my hand hovering over the delete button for like 5 solid minutes. Its kind of cool, and it hints at a much larger world out there that you dont really see in the story. On the other hand its really sterile and dampens the cuddly mood I had going on there.

So what do you think? Is exposition good or should I focus more on the girls/main story?

>> No.12752164

>>12752161
You're a big dog.

>> No.12752166

>>12752143
>Yelper
Agreed.
Granted I don't really write any contemporary stories myself. But if I ever do, definitely throwing that in. Somehow.

>> No.12752167

>>12752162
>>12752134

>> No.12752170

>>12752134
Hellhound girl licking the scratch wounds she gave him after too much ruff sex. Also man recoiling as it stings because hellhound girl's tongue is too hot. And then hellhound girl notices and becomes even more self conscious, her ears shrinking down and her eyes in that puppy-dog fashion but with a touch of mist. And then human male tenderly and gratuitously gives the head pat and chin rub. And then this triggers another round.

>> No.12752171

>Unassuming citizen of MGC
>Spend your days trying not to get raped by monstergirls
>Get oggled by monsters all day at your job
>Too poor to afford car.
>Have to walk home, never use the same path twice
>Live like you're being stalked, but you've gotten pretty good at avoiding rape.
>Never been caught by even the most predatory monsters.
>Come home, start to unwind, celebrating another rape-free day
>Suddenly flames everywhere
>WHAT THE SHIT
>Black form starts to emerge from the fire
>NOPE
>Run out of house, down alleyways, cutting through all of the hidden paths you know, eager to escape whatever that was.
>Flames erupt in your path
>You turn around, more fire.
>Big black flaming houndgirl standing in front of you grinning wider than a cheshire
>”No matter how far you run, no matter how fast you run, you can't escape!”
>Turns out, ancestor sold your soul.
>Hellhound is here to drag you down to Hell.
>Fuck you, Great Great Great Great Great Grandpa

>> No.12752172

>>12752163
Flavor text is always welcome.

>> No.12752174

>>12752166
It should be called Help instead of Yelp

>> No.12752175

>>12752163
>Rape Recovery Day
I don't mind it.

>> No.12752177

>>12752134
Hellhound stalking a man.
Or maybe standing next to a tree that she has made a deep claw mark on. Like she still has her nails digging into it with a toothy grin on.

>> No.12752178

>>12752171
>An old man sneezes on Charon's boat

>> No.12752179

>>12752164
>"You're right, I am. So don't touch my bone, 'kay?"

>> No.12752180

>>12752163
Lots of your work has little tidbits like that which always gives me a chuckle, which sets you apart from other authors. Not a bad thing at all.

>> No.12752181

>>12752174
The joke is reviews of guys by Monster Girls, who make them YELP!

Helper or whatever would probably be a counter-site by men warning each other about particularly violent and clever MGs.

>> No.12752183

>>12752171
>Grub
Are you the dude who wrote that one story about the Vampire Servant, with the Ghoul and the Werebat?

>> No.12752184

>>12752181
What would some violent and clever Monster Girls be? What would be the most violent and clever one, a Velociraptor Girl?

When is KC gonna do those Dinosaur Monster Girls he promised.

>> No.12752188

>>12752183
Yarp. I am the dude.
Pastebin is up there in the thread with those chapters.

>> No.12752190

>>12752171
Enjoy being a squeaky toy.

>> No.12752191

>>12752184
>Velociraptor
I knew someone would make that joke when I said "Clever".

And I don't think he ever promised Dinos. I think he said something more like, "I want to, but I'm not really sure how I'd work them in."

>> No.12752192

>>12752171
don't stop now, unless the rest is on your pastebin

>> No.12752193

>>12752096
This makes me think of seeing Hellhound with a Hannibal Lechter style face mask.

>> No.12752194

>>12752188
I read the 3 chapters on MGR at .less' recommendation. Good stuff. Real good stuff. There any more, or is that it for now?

>> No.12752195

>>12752137
Right, the Dhampir. I need to do that once Im free in 2 weeks more or less. No more college by then, shitpost 24/7 time.

I will figure something out about the mounting Hellhound, seems most people like that idea.
Personally I would go with >>12752138, but well, there's still time I need to finish my current F/SN Rider, survive finals, draw the Dhampir and I remember there was this one guy that requested a Ryu/Shiro yandere.

So then, til next time.

>> No.12752197

>>12752195
Thanks again for everything, Loen. Good luck on the finals!

>> No.12752198

Why does everyone make out Hellhounds to be vicious killers that'll burn you in hell. They're still dogs, and dogs are man's best friend. I bet they'd be really caring and protective of you, but still engage in some rough femdom and biting, and they're in charge here. But I bet it'd be much more loving and caring then just 'I own your soul fucker time to die'.

>> No.12752201

>>12752195
Wait no, don't actually do my suggestion about the dragging the man into hell. I don't actually want to see that. I actually really do not like any form of explicit meanness on the part of the monstergirls that may make them seem like dicks. I just posted that as a joke.

>> No.12752202

>>12752198
I mean, maybe. It's just that they're just a little more...proactive about their proactive dating strategy.

>> No.12752204

>>12752194
That's it for now. I plan on putting out a new one really soon. My time was eaten up by some comissions I wrote for .Less and Maritan. Luckily, those are finished now and I can work on my own projects for now.

>> No.12752206

>>12752201
Hellhound scratching at a tree works. >>12752177
Looking at the camera too.

>> No.12752209

>>12752201
TOO LATE

THIS IS THE WORLD YOU CHOSE

>> No.12752210

>>12752171
I don't like this, someone else can't sell your soul, unless you surrender your will to them, and even then a soul must be relinquished willingly.

>> No.12752211

>>12752101
>Build machine that finds your literal soulmate.
>Finds husbando
>Awesome first time.
>Husbando GET!
>Plan to sell Soulmate-Finder and cash in.
>Likely retire at an extremely young age, fabulously wealthy.

This girl is fantastic.

>> No.12752214

>>12752210
Never seen Reaper have ya? Granted that turned out to be a slightly more complicated situation...

>> No.12752215

>>12752195
Shitposting with Loen, the best in life.
Yeah no rush, especially leading up to Christmas there's plenty I have to get on with without getting distracted by colouring fun that easily.

Hellhound will probably make more thematic sense when it has a translation but generally they're very dark metal and smouldering stuff of nightmare guardian type things, you'll know what to do.

>> No.12752216

>>12752201
I imagine MG Hell is like a giant brothel you can go to if you're after some of the more dangerous and demonic MGs.

>> No.12752217

>>12752198
Don't worry, we're just having some fun here. I would love just as much if people made extremely love-dovey vanilla hellhound material as well.

>> No.12752219

>>12752201
>>12752216
So maybe instead of making the guy go like
>NOOOOOOOOO!
We can just make him go like
>I-yaaaaaan~!

>> No.12752221

>we're already making up our thread and head canon of hellhound
I just realized this. Damn, our lives are really sunk into this stuff aren't they?

>> No.12752224

>>12752210
I always liked the idea of a dying man selling the souls of their descendants generations down the line as a last resort to avoid an untimely death.

Using the reasoning of "Well, if I die now, my descendants don't get any chance to live anyway. But if I sell one of their souls, then the bloodline can continue."

Demons are patient. They can wait a few generations before collecting a soul.

>> No.12752225

>>12752114
Why do people like paws so much

>> No.12752229

>>12752221
I just really like the Hellhound, last few MGs have been average at best.

>> No.12752232

>>12752221
We're all degenerates here. Don't think of it as a grave, it's the future you choose.

>> No.12752233

>>12752229
I've always canine type monstergirls anyway so this was a nice addition. I'm glad it's getting popular and so much content.

>> No.12752234

>>12752221
I think it's because their profile hasn't been fully translated yet. Back when the Panda came out, it was a short time before their profile got translated, stabilizing out minds and not causing pandamonium
But with Hellhound, other from them obviously being ferocious, we don't really have a full understanding- OK, maybe the guys who understand Nippon do- of what the Hellhound is actually all about. That and everyone fucking loved Hellhound. I mean, come one. It's a fucking Hellhound!

>> No.12752235

>>12752224
>a dying man selling the souls of their descendants generations down the line as a last resort to avoid an untimely death
Yeah, the guy from Agarest did that. And he ended up fucking all the pussy.
You know, before dying immediately after knocking his waifu up.

>> No.12752236
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12752236

>>12751925
Chapter 2 is out.
http://slothwritefag.pbworks.com/w/page/89828171/Chapter%202%3A%20Paralyzed
Chapter 3 should be out by the end of December.
Stay comfy guys.

>> No.12752238

>>12752234
She's basically a dog Ushi-Oni with a corruption fetish.

>> No.12752240

>>12752238
And that's pretty hot

>> No.12752241

>>12752238
>Charlotte's Devils with an Ushi-Oni, Hellhound, and Apophis when?

>> No.12752242

>>12752214
>>12752224

I'm not going by some TV show or pop culture, but by the conditions and rituals that must be observed for such a covenant.

>> No.12752244

So, we're currently at 156 MGs in the MGE.
If KC keeps up his current pace of 2 MGs a month, or 24 a year, then he'll be at 200 around September-October of 2016, just in time to release MGE-2 at Comiket 91. And then, he claims he'll start working on that game of his.

Do you guys think you'll still be hanging around /mgg/ then?

>> No.12752246

>>12752238
Talking about the canon Ushi Oni here by the way. Not the fanon Ushi Oni who'll crush your pelvis, break all your bones, tear your flesh and leave you to die.

>> No.12752250

>>12752244
I've already been here for what seems like my whole life and I've been on 4chan even longer. I think I'll still be here by then.

>> No.12752251

>>12752244
Gotta catch 'em all.

You can find Angel under a truck if you use strength on it.

>> No.12752252

>>12752246
Gay.

>> No.12752253

>>12752244
Probably. I've been on this website for too long that I've lost track. I'll probably still be here in the future

>> No.12752254

>>12752251
>Comparing an Angel to Mew
I like you.

>> No.12752255

>>12752236
nice. thank you

>> No.12752256

>>12752192
It's not on the pastebin, just something I came up with on the fly. I actually wrote a hellhound story a while back as an OC kind of monstergirl race.

>Debating on sprinting through fire
>Holy fuck, that's hot.
>”Not thinking about running, are you?”
>SHIT EATING GRIN
>”I like it when they run~”
>Opening in fire appears. This bitch is just toying with you.
>Gotta think fast.
>Snatch a stick off of the ground
>Lob that son of a bitch as hard as you can, then cheese it like a mother fucker
>You run and you run and you run
>More flames. God dammit.
>”Did you really think that would work?”
>Playing with the stick in her hand
>She starts gloating about how escape is futile and you really should just give up
>Start looking for another stick

>> No.12752258

Come to think of it, now that I've done the math, I wonder if that one anon who keeps shouting "2017 is our year!", was talking about MGE the game?

...nah.

>> No.12752259

>>12752244
I'll be here until I fulfill my final duty to all of you, which is providing a technological platform to enable a full and immortal VR simulation of what you desire.

>> No.12752262

>>12752258
I wasn't here for whatever happened that made 2017 a meme-like symbol. Is it just that a random anon kept saying that? Is that really just it?

>> No.12752263

>>12752259
>full and immoral VR simulation
Fixed that for you.
Bless your soul all the same anon. Yours is a noble ambition.

>> No.12752264

>>12752244
I'll be here until I become happy and well adjusted enough to leave. So I'll be here forever.

>> No.12752267

>>12752256
be sure to pastebin it when you're finished

>> No.12752269

>>12752258
2017 is the year in which a race of space-faring, Female Elves arrive at our planet and enslave us as sex slaves.

OR

2017 is the year in which a small demon-worshipping cult opens a portal to hell and Succubi take over our mortal realm, throwing the world as we know it into an eternity of lewd sex and corruption as our new overlords.

The Mayans predicted it.

>> No.12752272

>>12752163
I actually just read the story and came here specifically to criticize that part. Didn't like it. Two sentences would have been enough. Felt out of place, too. The story flowed well until that. Felt like a speedbump on a highway. Adding world building like that to a story this short is generally a bad idea. Enjoyed the story otherwise.

Also, about the tags. I'm not sure whether I love them or hate them. On one hand I like knowing what I'm getting into, on the other hand I think they spoil too much. If pastebin had a spoiler system like 4chan and you could spoiler certain tags, it would be perfect. Also, you should add the monster girl species the story is focusing on in the tags as well.

But my favorite thing about you other than the Undead Invasion story is you give us snippets when you post a new story. Most writefags just put down their pastebin link with absolutely zero information about it and wonder why no one reads or gives feedback on their work. I rarely read those.

>> No.12752273

>>12752263
No really though. As well as a VR simulation that fully enraptures you, it needs to be long-lasting, if not completely able to run forever. We're already discovering ways to reverse and stop aging anyway. It won't be long before we have entire made up universes like the matrix. I mean it'll probably take at least 60 years of constant advancement, but that's not not too long of a time.

>> No.12752274

What would a hellhound pawjob feel like?

>> No.12752277

>>12752274
Hot

>> No.12752278

>>12752274
Searing.

>> No.12752279

>>12752244
I use this place as an outlet to write shitty stories in to hopefully pull out refined ideas from.
So I think I'll be here a while.

>> No.12752281

>>12752236
Are you the railroad anon also?

>> No.12752283

>>12752101
"I've got science."
Five stars.

>> No.12752285
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12752285

Do you think that Dryad girls really identify with Exdeath from the Final Fantasy series?

You know, what with being a living tree and all.

>> No.12752288

>>12752274
Like hot, rubbery bags of sand.

>> No.12752289

>>12752269
Which one will treat us nicer. Details man, I need details.

>> No.12752290

>>12752096
We need a hellhound dressed up in a Sherlock Holmes outfit. A reference to Doyle's 'The Hound of the Bakervilles' demands it.

>> No.12752291 [DELETED] 

>>12751975
I come back to the thread after an hour of gaming and apparently I've got my own shitposter. I honestly feel kinda flattered.
And to be honest, I'm not entirely Vanilla myself.
I am a bondage loving switch after all.

>> No.12752293

<REMINDER>
RecapAnon mentioned last thread he will not be around for a while.

So sadly this means no recaps for a while..

I am already missing you RecaaAnon!

>> No.12752296

>>12752288
>rubbery
wut

>> No.12752297

>>12752101
>I might accidentally fry your brain

NOPE!

>> No.12752301
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12752301

>>12752289
Elves probably. They'd treat you like a prized possession rather than a plaything.

>> No.12752304 [DELETED] 

>>12752291
I like to think in my head these days that vanilla is pretty flexible and anything that is love without any negative feelings is vanilla.

>> No.12752305

>>12752296
Dem paw pads son.

>> No.12752306

>>12752269
I look forward to the carnage.

>> No.12752307

You have been chased by a Hellhound for a while now.
Nothing you do can shake her.
She finally catches you, tackling you full force, her face in yours when she grins showing those HUGE teeth of hers and says

"Belly rubs?"

>> No.12752309 [DELETED] 

>>12752304
I'm a gigantic love freak, so that fits my definition of vanilla perfectly.

>> No.12752311 [DELETED] 

>>12752309
I see that we are companions of the same racial background.

>> No.12752312

>>12752307
Yes. A thousand times yes.
Will this end in me getting violently pinned down and loved? I'm good with it either way.

>> No.12752313

>>12752305
Too bad it can't just be all paw pads, you'd have to think of a way for her to rub your dick with her pads without having her fur scrape against it all the time.

>> No.12752314

>>12752272
Aaaaand its gone.

new line:

>The day after every full moon was made a national holiday a few years ago by our liberal government. Thanks, OBAMA! "A day of recovery for our hard working men out there," he called it. A decent president would stop the raping in the first place.

A lot of times I know roughly what I want to go in a certain spot, but I cant think of how to say it properly.

>> No.12752315

>>12752293
Then we need a new RecapAnon, one even better than before!

>> No.12752316
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12752316

>>12752281
No. I am not.

>> No.12752317 [DELETED] 

>>12752291
Implying you're not the shitposter with your sentaishit and the same five reaction images, you even brought down that MGpolice cancer on us.

>> No.12752319

>>12752241
Are the three of them led by an actual loli Devil whom the both respect and fear all the same?

Also, is the Ushi-Oni the Lucy Liu of the group?
This is not important, but still.

>> No.12752320

>>12752316
Is that log, like, a safety blanket?

>> No.12752321

>>12752256

>”You should really just give up now.” she says with a grin capable of eating massive amounts of shit.
>Seriously, look at all those goddamn teeth.
>Find stick. Huck stick in opposite direction.
>”Grrr...” Hellhound growls at you. She starts fidgeting. She wants the stick.
>”I'll get you for this...”
>She runs off after the stick. You take the opportunity to gather more sticks.
>Hellhound keeps appearing in front of you, growing more furious each time.
>”STOP THAT DAMN YOU.”
>Get rid of her with your arsenal of sticks.
>You get an idea, and duck into 24 Hour Pharmacy
>Only a temporary solution, but the more time you can buy not being dragged down to Hell the better
>Buy bucket of super bouncy balls to deter OCD Hellhound

>"YOU HAVE TO SLEEP SOMETIME, DAMN IT!"

>> No.12752323

>>12752313
>soft, fluffy fur
>scraping
Anon pls.

>> No.12752324 [SPOILER] 
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12752324

Why are flowers so pleasurable?

>> No.12752325

>>12752269
The paladins will save us.

>> No.12752327

>>12752316
>>12752236
>that image title
I bet you think you're so clever

>> No.12752329

If one were to look at my face whenever I browse these MG threads, it would be either of teeth clenched seriousness, pondering in deep though, grinning, laughing, or despair sometimes to the point of crying. Isn't this a great place to be?

>> No.12752330

>>12752324
That looks awfully messy.
Still hot though.

>> No.12752331
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12752331

>>12752320
>>12752327
It keeps me warm at night

>> No.12752332

>>12752316
Alright, I know a guy who posts on a railroad board with that name is all.

>>12752312
She is just a really big happy MG.

>> No.12752333

>>12752329
The best my friend.

>> No.12752334

>>12752324
STS

Supremacy Through Sodomy.

>> No.12752336

>>12752321
she has to tire out sometime. keep at it!

>> No.12752337

>>12752330
It's hot precisely because it is messy and wet and slippery and sticky. Sexual fluids are always a plus.

>> No.12752338
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12752338

Hey anon, why don't you turn away from your wicked ways and embrace salvation?

>> No.12752340
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12752340

>>12752324
How does Bubuzuke manage to make flowers look so lewd?

>> No.12752343

>>12752340
Flowers are lewd. And so are you. Ever smelled a flower? Same as smelling a cunt. Ever sneezed over pollen? You got flower jizz in your nose.

>> No.12752344

>>12752325
So they can rule over us? I'd rather have the elves.

>> No.12752345

>>12752331
all hail azasloth, the blind idiot god!
what have I done

>> No.12752348
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12752348

MFW hoping Hellhound will be amongst the most terror inducing monstergirls who no one can moefy. The matango of sadism.

>> No.12752349

>>12752345
A good thing. Now get back to work Charon.

>> No.12752353

>>12752343
But humans shouldn't want to put their dicks inside flowers.
And yet that Alraune's flowers look just as fuckable as the rest of her.

>> No.12752354

>>12752344
Paladins don't seek to rule man, rather allow us to continue existing, free.

>> No.12752355

>>12752348
It's too late. We have already moe'd her.

>> No.12752356

>>12752348
We moefied her already, what with the playing of the catch and the chasing of the Cheshire up a tree and stuff.

>> No.12752360

>>12752338
What do I get?

>> No.12752363
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>>12752353
>humans shouldn't want to
Says who? A pussy is a pussy, even if on a horse, of course.

>> No.12752364

>>12752348
It's MGE, she really can't be that bad.

>> No.12752366

>>12752355
>>12752356
The translation isn't out yet, this is not final.

>> No.12752369

>>12752354
But allowing us to exist free, wouldn't that be just another form of conscious control? In reality, there is no such thing as true freedom, but only the freedom which you can construct out of your own interpretation and will.

>> No.12752372

>>12752360
An eternity of praising Illias and worshiping her various body parts.
>>12752366
>this is not final
But we made that stuff up last thread, translation is irrelevant.

>> No.12752374

>>12752363
God, centaurs are so fucking ugly.

>> No.12752377
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>>12752314
No, now it's worse! I read these stories to forget about people like Obama!

>> No.12752378

>>12752273
>We're already discovering ways to reverse and stop aging.
The appearance of it, maybe.
We may know how aging works, but we're not really all that close to halting or reversing it.

>> No.12752381

>>12752364
Ushi Oni
Matango
Roper
Parasite Slime
Apophis
Baphomet
Amazon
Werebat
Succubus

You surer about that?

>> No.12752385

>>12752372
>translation is irrelevant

If we had no translations we wouldn't have ten percent of what we have today. Nothing is decided, I said.

>> No.12752386

>>12752378
Are you sure about that? I consistently keep up on scientific news and it seems to be a relative trend now that things are popping up related to aging and life extension, although most of the research doesn't quite apply to humans, yet.

>> No.12752388

Why are there so many reaction images in this thread?

>> No.12752389

>>12752381
>Werebat
>Among a list of implied undesirables

What did Werebat ever do? Also,

>Apophis among a list of implied undesirables
That's my waifu, guy.

>> No.12752392

>>12752354
That's what they say, and then they force you to serve drinks in your underwear to sexually repressed paladin girls. Or a daughter of a paladin lord choices you to be her husband, your option not mattering at all. Or you could just be purged by an insane man in armor.

>> No.12752394

>>12752381
Half of those are only scary in fanfics.

>> No.12752395

>>12752385
Yes, because we tooootally care about the profiles. Yeah. Like Manticores.

>> No.12752396

>>12752388
Because people know to delete them after a time, so we can afford to have a few.

>> No.12752398

>>12752377
Its funny and flows a zillon times better now. Its like 1/3 as long as it was, its fine dude.

Besides, blaming everything ever on obama is hilarious.

>> No.12752402

>>12752396
>people know to delete them after a time
I'm skeptical.

>> No.12752405

>>12752395
I do.

>> No.12752411
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12752411

I'm for asking this but could anyone tell me where she is from?

>> No.12752410

>>12752398
But don't you see how Obama is a communist dictator?
And yes, there are Republicans who call him that.
>>12752405
But why? KC is a hack and our threadcanons are often better than his stuff.

>> No.12752412

>>12752386
Most recent thing I've heard in that trend was about "Vampirism" in mice.

>> No.12752414

>>12752398
I still think it ruins the atmosphere and takes you out of the story but if you're fine with it then it doesn't matter I suppose.

>> No.12752415

>>12752369
Save the philosophy for /lit/.

>>12752392
I think your view on paladins have been skewed by the 40kids and edgemasters, and you no longer have any idea what a paladin is.

>> No.12752418

>>12752415
>Save the philosophy for /lit/
Philosophy belongs here more than there. We have Philosowurm.

>> No.12752419

>>12752398
>>12752414

Maybe just say "The President." That's what they do in every other work ever, and it works.

>> No.12752421

>>12752410
>KC is a hack and our threadcanons are often better than his stuff

Opinion, and a very inflated one at that.

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>>12752421
>talking like a pretentious fuck and pretending your opinion is somehow more valid
Anon, KC is not a good writer. I personally enjoy the stuff we come up with more. Now stop or I'm releasing to Earthhound.

>> No.12752425

>>12752418
Wurms are potatoes, who cares what they say.

>>12752394
You ignore the profiles and romanticize them all, that's why you can say this.

>> No.12752426

>>12752410
>KC is a hack and our threadcanons are often better than his stuff.
crushed pelvises and gaping claw wounds get old eventually

>> No.12752428

>>12752325
>An underground group of Color-coordinated Paladins, a last alliance of the remaining free-willed Humans fight an ongoing battle to undermine the 7 Lords of Hell. So that Humanity and the mortal realm will be free.

I'd watch it.

>> No.12752430

>>12752419
>>12752414
>>12752410
Ok fine, you all win. Its gone now. Nothing but pillow talk through and through.

Now millions of men will have to attend work with bruised pelvises. I hope you're fucking happy.

>> No.12752431

>>12752421
>>12752424
They're both pretty bad, if you allow me to be honest. I just come here because I love monster girls and have nothing better to do with my life.

>> No.12752436

>>12752426
But MAMONO MANA doesn't?
>>12752431
>both pretty bad
Nobody's arguing otherwise.
>>12752430
But I was on your side here!

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>>12752424
>saying our stuff is better because "KC is a hack", yet I'm the pretentious one

>> No.12752439

>>12752425
>ignore the profiles
I'm not though. Fact of the matter is that while some monsters are scarier than others, none of them are really pants-shittingly terrifying because none of them are actually genuinely dangerous, outside of the collateral material damage they may cause.

>> No.12752441

>>12752437
Yes, that is correct. Can you stop now? I'd like to stop arguing over taste.

>> No.12752445

>>12752428
So Ronin Warriors with MGs? I'd watch the hell out of that.

>> No.12752446

>>12752436
I'm just saying that if you're not moeifying girls, it's all crushed bones and open wounds all the time
You guys can only go in one of two extremes

>> No.12752449

>>12752412
There's more than that. There are various things you can do in mice now to extend the lifespan of various specific organs and the most recent thing I've heard of had to do with extending the lifespan of brains. I know the thing you're talking about, but it's not as significant. Being damn close to UCLA, I get a lot of news about research being done, and there have been a bunch about gene expression and study into genes that affect aging of cells.

>> No.12752450

>>12752446
>You guys can only go in one of two extremes
What? You can't make me.

>> No.12752451

>>12752441
You entire argumnt is simply, "nuh uh, he's shit" I think I'll stick with the guy who knows what he wants to do and works hard to keep this niche little thing alive.

>> No.12752453

>>12752446
Please stop. Not even that guy. Hell, I fuckin' love KC's shit. But this thread as a whole will bounce back and forth between "A shit" and "A best" constantly, and trying to argue for or against one side, at any given time, is entirely pointless.

So please. Stop.

>> No.12752454

>>12752451
>I think I'll stick with the guy who killed the monster girl genre

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>>12752411

>> No.12752462

>>12752389
Werebats are sadistic and fond of gangrape, but people forget because of that story with the blind guy.

>> No.12752463

How do I get Jinko-senpai to notice me?

>> No.12752464

>>12752451
>You entire argumnt is simply
What argument? You don't seem to be getting the point here. You like his stuff. I don't. You think he's a good writer. I don't. I'm not making any arguments. You're not making any arguments. Nobody is making any arguments. It's a disagreement based on a difference in taste.
...dummy.

>> No.12752465

>>12752321
>>12752336

>Run to bridge over river, throwing bouncy balls so you aren't dragged down to Hell by OCD Houndgirl.
>Supermad, growing increasingly frustrated and furious as she fetches everything you throw.
>Grab handful of bouncy balls, wait for Hellhound
>Shows up, literally on fire. Grin is gone.
>”Grrrrr...” Deep, guttural growl. “I'm going to drag you to Hell by your cock, and when we get there... I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UNTIL YOUR PENIS PROLAPSES! YOU! ARE! MINE!”
>”Fetch.”
>Toss bouncy balls into the water as far downstream as you can.
>Her face looks stunned, but she glares again. Her eyes are on fire. I HATE the water! I hate YOU! Ihateyou Ihateyou Ihateyou!”
>She disappears in a puff of smoke.
>Take a deep breath. She should be gone for a bit. Jog home to catch your breath.
>Looks like you're running away now.

>> No.12752468

>>12752430
I should probably add that I appreciate the feedback. I'm not angry with you guys or anything. Like I said, I had my doubts about that paragraph from the beginning.

Shit like this is why I added that survey to the bottom. Feedback is important. It can be really hard to tell when im fucking up sometimes.

>> No.12752469

>>12752456
Forget the spats.

I want dem thigh-high socks.

>> No.12752470

>>12752463
Get her some salmon. Fresh salmon.

>> No.12752473

>>12752445
>tfw Anubis and Sekhmet are among the main bad guys
>tfw Anubis joins the team later

Hell yeah, I'd watch that.
Complete with the *SHWING* sound effects every time a jump cut is made.

>> No.12752474

>>12752462
Sadistic in MGE doesn't necessarily mean "gets off on inflicting agony".

>> No.12752476

>>12752439
>none of them are actually genuinely dangerous

Only if you subscribe the the almighty mamono mana. But, not dangerous? Nereids drwn women, matangos, do I really need to tell you? Wurms fuck everything up with their strength, Amazon are outright slavers. Your waifuism blinds you.

>>12752454
Quarter right.

>> No.12752480

>>12752468

Boy am I glad yer canon isn't in MGC canon.

>> No.12752481

>>12752356

Yes and it was stupid.

>> No.12752482

>>12752474
Agony can mean many things, not just physical pain.

>>12752464
No, it's biting the hand that feeds us. If we weren't here, we could have easily gone the way of MGU.

>> No.12752483

>>12752480
You mean there's no public healthcare in MGC?

>> No.12752484

>>12752476
Not him, but...
>Drown women
And turn them into more Nereids.
>Matangos
Are awful, yes. Unless Mad Hatter.
>Wurms fuck everything up
Just everything between them and a man. Straight line, minimal destruction. Right?
>Amazon are outright slavers
No no no. They're domestic abusers. Dark Elves are the slavers.

>> No.12752485

>>12752465
Set up a magic circle or something! Catch her and bind her to your service!

>> No.12752486

>>12752424
OK, she is cute, can i play with her for a while?

I will bring her back soon, i promise!

>> No.12752487

>>12752476
>Only if you subscribe the the almighty mamono mana.
Well, it's fine if you don't, but then you can't exactly accuse me of ignoring their profiles without looking like a massive hypocrite.

>> No.12752488

>>12752483
There is, just not post rape day crap.
Remember MGC offers that as well as all the other stuff to get you to move there.

>> No.12752489

>>12752465

>Hellhound is now a generic dog type. Just like the other wolves

It only took a thread. I shouldn't be this mad.

>> No.12752492

>>12752482
>we could have easily gone the way of MGU.
I'd honestly prefer that. We've already basically made our own monster girl setting anyway.

>> No.12752493

>>12752482
>biting the hand that feeds us
If I think he's a shit writer, it doesn't matter what contributions he's done. I'm not going to pretend he's good when I don't think he is.

>> No.12752494

>>12752492
>Going full MGU
NO!
You do not go full retard! You never go full retard!

>> No.12752495

>>12752480
What does this even mean? Are you saying his story would fuck up the setting? Like he took to many liberties or something?

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Hey, you guys been to the new Elven restaurant down the road?
It has some great service!
I got a pic of it here

>> No.12752498

>>12752487
I acknowledge both, a world with MM and without, even with all the reassurance from KC, his world is dangerous. And I'm not the one ignoring everything and making believe, though I enjoy the stuff here, in the end, I subscribe to world given us in MGE.

>> No.12752499

>>12752496
Ey girl whatcha doin' with all dat junk in yo trunk?

>> No.12752502

>>12752484
>Unless Mad Hatter.
But then they just look like humans with disgusting living clothing

And not the hot kind with tentacle nubs either

>> No.12752503

>>12752499
>I'mma get-get-get you drunk and then fuck you in my rape dungeon.

>> No.12752505

>>12752495
Yes, It runs counter to most of what has been laid out so far within these threads.
I am not trying to be a dick, he can write it, just as long as its not MGC.

>> No.12752506

>>12752493
>it doesn't matter what contributions he's done

I'm going to stop talking to you now.

>> No.12752507

>>12751938
"Thrones" submissive meek and the gates to god.

Now lets turn that old testament abomination into something moe.

>> No.12752508

>>12752496
>liking elves

REMOVE ELF

>> No.12752510

>>12752502
>And not the hot kind with tentacle nubs either
Says who?

>> No.12752511

>>12752494
We just need to keep the autism down. But monster girls just aren't any fun unless they utterly break you mentally as well as physically. They shouldn't be waifus, or even something you want to be with unless you're a masochist. They're supposed to be fucking MONSTERS. I cringe every time I read monster girl "rape" and it isn't agonizing and horrifying. At least some of the writefags here get it right, and Okayado sort of has the right idea by making them WANT to reform themselves and live with humans but having them be extremely dangerous creatures who regularly horribly maim their lovers by accident, but KC should just go hang himself. He's a fucking disgrace to monster girls. His designs are shit, too.

>> No.12752512

>>12752470
What do I do with the Salmon?

>> No.12752516

>>12752506
>pretending someone isn't shit because of who he is
Yeah, I think it's best we stop.
>>12752512
You offer it to her. Jinkos love salmon.

>> No.12752517

>>12752484
For all the shit KG gets here, you sure seem to believe in his "no bad stuff happens here" thing.

>> No.12752518

>>12752511
>you must have exactly my tastes

You sound like a tool. Sometimes people like different things than you.

>> No.12752519

>>12752340
Not really digging the desaturated nipple tones.

>> No.12752520

>>12752498
>his world is dangerous
His world is literally designed to guarantee a happy end for everyone no matter how many hardships they may have to suffer in life.

>> No.12752521

>>12752518
If they like different things that's fine, but they shouldn't go and call that shit monster girls.

>> No.12752522

>>12752496
That expression ruins the whole thing, never found a girl wearing a Chinese dress I didn't like, until today. I guess the paladins and racists were right, elves are shit.

>> No.12752527

>>12752516
Salmon Bento

>> No.12752528

Hey guys, remember last thread i mentioned the passed out drunk elf?

Problem solved.

My friend ( A Ryuu) came and stopped by and i explained the problem to her, and she told me that she hoped i hadn't done anything yet.
Seems if I rape her once, all her friends are gonna be interested in me.and i will have dozens of elves lusting after me.
So, she went over and slapped the elf awake and kicked her out of the house while she had me hide in the kitchen.

I am so lucky to have friends like her!

>> No.12752529

>>12752505
How is this not MGC class material, other than the machine she built? Rape happens in MGC, monsters are open about it, there are websites and such.

My understanding of monstergirl city is its effectively a demon realm where they lure men into the city, rather than the demons having to leave the demon realm to go find men. Sort of like Las Vegas, but for raping instead of gambling.

>Come for the Las Vegas style buffets and entertainment, lose all your money in the casinos.

>Come for the MGC amenities and perks and move-in bonuses, lose all your jizz to a semen-demon.

>> No.12752530

>>12752517
Honestly, both KC's "no bad stuff ever" and our "only bad stuff all the time" are both shit.

>> No.12752532

>>12752521
So what do you call them? I think you should stop trying to rationalize your belief that "monstergirl" is some sort of actual term that has a set meaning.

>> No.12752533

>>12752528
You better give her some nice tribute.
>>12752530
>our "only bad stuff all the time"
How is that "our"?

>> No.12752536

>>12752521
What makes you the arbiter of what people can call monstergirls? Why do you get to choose, when you've chosen a very polarizing stance?

>> No.12752539

>>12752520
And it's a shit for following a deliberate design?

>> No.12752540

>>12752536
Because that's what the fetish was all about before KC showed up and ruined everything.
I want less waifufaggotry and more dangerous, ruthless predators who see nothing more than their next meal in humans.

>> No.12752541

>>12752536
Stop arguing with the autists.

Fuck /mgt/, is it so hard to have a thread free of this shit? I know that the thread before last was good all the way through. Can we repeat that? Please?

>> No.12752543

>>12752520
>his world is designed to make you think you are happy with in all the tings beyond oyur control

Waifus are a bandage. They rewrite you, and keep you happy and dumb to the facts that you're beholden to the whims of a demon and a newbie god, humanity is dying, and they've merely changed the endless fighting to endless fucking. One is better than the other, sure, but a gilded cage is still a cage. And we don't even know what the chaos demons would do if they got their strength back.

>> No.12752545

>>12752529
To keep from scaring off human males they need to contain their rape desires.
Doesn't do well for tourism if yer gonna be raped.
<MGC: You gonna be raped!> bumper stickers

You invite them in for consensual sex with a predetermined partner .(The humans don't know that though)
The trick is getting them to come to the city. so they make it so they don't get raped.
Goddess forgive any woman that rapes a man that is married to another mg (and he has his special ring)

I am very tired and am not doing a good job explaining it. I hope the gist of what I am saying makes it through

>> No.12752546 [DELETED] 

>>12752543
Well said, sir *tips fedora*

>> No.12752548

/mgt/ is in full autist mode.

Call me when it's over.

>> No.12752549

>>12752543
This almost just flipped the switch in me to analyze /mgt/ under cultural and societal contexts. Good thing I know when to stop these things before it's too late.

>> No.12752550

>>12752540
Go fap to violated hero guro.

>>12752541
>Can we repeat that? Please?

No.

>> No.12752551

>>12752539
Yes, if that design is shit.

>> No.12752552

>>12752533
Reading what's posted here, you'd think it would be impossible to fuck any monster girl without an extended hospital stay afterwards.

>> No.12752553

>>12752541
You're right, apologies.

So what's the kitsune/kumiho ratio in MGC, and how many MGCs are there?

Do Kumiho still have the goal of becoming human?

what happened to the promised yandere kumiho fic?

>> No.12752554

>>12752548
>it's never over

>> No.12752556 [DELETED] 

>>12752546
Are you proud is this post?

>> No.12752557

>>12752533
I gave her a very nice tribute.
I always generously donate some essence to her whenever she asks.
She is a delicious golden Ryuu with red highlights .

You should see her shrine, it takes up half a city block.
Watch out for those Shirohebi though, ill just say they are frisky and leave it at that.

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>>12752552
Okay, I'm done. There's just no talking here now. Let's just all shut up and wait.

>> No.12752559

>>12752554
...yeah...I know...

>> No.12752560

>>12752558
Elves aren't monster girls

>> No.12752562

>>12752540
You have MGQ, Paradox soon, the hell are you complaining for?

>> No.12752564

>>12752560
You're not saying they're human, are you?
Disgusting knife ears

>> No.12752565

>>12752553
Kitsune and Inari are popular and well liked, and are in high numbers and demand.

Kumiho are very very rare , they come from Korea and almost impossible to find one these days.
Remember Kumiho want to become 3dpd

>> No.12752566

>>12752565
This is also dependent on which MGC you are in as well

>> No.12752568

>>12752562
Paradox seems to be a lot more vanilla than the original trilogy. Not to mention that human-monster coexistence is a thing, and you have monster girls in your party. Fucking disgusting.
I want the monster girls to be the undisputable bad guys. I want to fight for my life, slay the evil monsters or get horribly raped to death.
Violated Hero is too focused on masochism. It's no fun if the protagonist likes it.

>> No.12752572

In MGE, if you really want to be with a certain monster girl, can other monster girls tell? Do they keep their hands off?

>> No.12752574

>>12752465
>Jog home
>Scorch marks everywhere. Good thing you don't have to clean that up.
>Throw clothes into a bag, grab toothbrush, pack jar of peanut butter and jelly, take the bread on your wayout.
>Head out door, freeze in place.
>Inside of doorway is hulking silhouette of black furred Hound.
>Looks vaguely wet, steam billowing off of her fur
>Holds out rubber balls.
>Rubber melts and trickles down her paws.
>You done goofed
>Break for the window
>Tackled into wall. Ow.
>”I'm going to break you...” she growls, so angry that she's made her way back into calm. “It didn't have to be this way... but you made a fool of me...”
>OhgodwhathaveIdone
>She traces a claw down your chest. It only gently scratches. Feels kind of nice, actually.
>Holy shit your clothes are on fire.
>Guess it's cool, doesn't burn.
>Actually kind of cold now that you're naked.
>Hellhound straddles you, warm fur feels amazing.
>”Is this your first time?” she asks. Grin is back. She traces a claw down your face.
>”I won't be gentle~”
>Rape commences. Oh god, make it stop.
>Pain becomes pleasure, pleasure becomes pain. Fire everywhere. Eyes hurt from the light.
>Finally over. Hellhound gets up. She places her foot on your chest. You can barely move. “I told you I would get you~”
>”You know, you taste kind of good. I might actually keep you after I turn you in.”
>Barely comprehend words. Your everything is sore. Even your eyes.
>She picks you up and throws you over her shoulder. Mucho ouch.
>Fire portal opens. Screams of the damned echo around you. House seriously on fire.
>She carries you into hell.
>Everyone thinks you died in an electrical fire.

Bad End?

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>>12752564
""You have a problem with elves?"

>> No.12752577

>>12752568
I want Setouchi's scrapped designs to be in Paradox.

Roller Girl, Pencil Urchin Girl and "please do not destroy my fertilized eggs that I laid in a brook right after I had aerial sex with you with my two vaginas" fetishism with Dragonfly Girl are too good to pass up.

>> No.12752578

>>12752568
Violated Hero 2 was the closest one to an enjoyable experience I could find. The monster girls were really fucking dangerous, the protagonist really didn't want to be raped and WASN'T a masochist, and the h-scenes were all full of lots of agony and despair. Fucking great.

>> No.12752579

>>12752553
I assure you that I'm still working on it. Should be done by tomorrow.

>> No.12752580

>>12752574
Good story there Grub!

<clap clap clap>

>> No.12752581

>>12752568
I will, for the first time, use that word against someone. You, are, edgy. You want everything to be bad. Besides, MGE doesn't exactly negate MGQ, you can have all the despair you want there and eave the waifus in MGE, you are making a problem out of nothing.

>> No.12752582

>>12752574
what this anon said >>12752580

>> No.12752583

>>12752580
Thank you.
It was actually my first greentext. Glad it wasn't entirely shit.

>> No.12752584

>>12752574
>Pain becomes pleasure, pleasure becomes pain.
You know, I never understood this. Those things have always been quite different, and mutually excusive, for me.

>> No.12752585

>>12752584
the parts of the brain that control pain and pleasure are really close together supposedly.

>> No.12752586

>>12752572
Pfft, I guess you could tell them and try to get them to leave you be, if you can convince them you love a particular girl. But, you're looking at it from our perspective, what man in MGE besides the WS is knowledgeable to know what monstergirl he wants?

>> No.12752587

>>12752584
I get pleasure becoming pain. your didck could get so sensitive it hurts. but I don't get the other way around.

>> No.12752588

>>12752584
It pretty much means that the sensation is so intense that the two kind of blur together.

>> No.12752589

>>12752584
You're just not an M. You know what? You need to start eating chili. It's just acid that burns your mouth while making you release dopamine. You will learn to associate pain with pleasure that way.

>> No.12752592

>>12752580
I wanted to find a video from I couldn't become a hero so i reluctantly decided to get a job where the boss is clapping <clap clap clap>

<The anime with Fino>
So pretend I put it here.

>> No.12752593

>>12752574
>spoiler

I'd say yes, good job. Fight the moe.

>> No.12752594

>>12752588
I dunno, maybe I'm just a special case, but I can't feel pleasure while I'm also feeling pain. If I try to jerk off while I have a migraine or stomach ache, it's all just totally numb down there.

>> No.12752597

>>12752589
But I love spicy food. I wouldn't really consider eating spicy stuff "painful". Yeah, it burns, but it's a good kind of "burning". To me it's totally different from just regular old pain.

>> No.12752602

>>12752597
Yeah pretty much. The pain on your taste buds is different from normal pain, otherwise it wouldn't feel more like a type of taste rather than a type of pain.

>> No.12752603

>>12752597
>I wouldn't really consider eating spicy stuff "painful"
Then you haven't eaten anything strong enough.
>good kind of "burning"
That's the point of it though.

>> No.12752604

>>12752581
If I'm edgy, then so is basically every western monster girl setting. Because they're all vore- and murderfests.

>> No.12752605

>>12752603
I'm just not seeing the similarities. I've never felt such a thing as a good kind of hurting.

>> No.12752607

>>12752605
>I'm not a masochist
Then you're not a masochist, nothing I can do about that.

>> No.12752609

>>12752604
>every western monstergirl setting

Dungeons and Dragons has plenty of 'monsters' interested in humans. Then there's everything based on that with a few exceptions.


You're full of shit. Go away, edgelord

>> No.12752614

It is the future, not too far from now, humans and MGs live together in multiple MGCs around the world.
People today have not though anything odd about a man with an MG wife in years.

The MGC you live in is well over 60 years old, your grandfather moved here, lured with promises of a good job and a bright future to help rebuild the world after the 'convergence'

You have pretty much lived here your whole life, went to school, dated several MGs and successfully avoided MGC Central Admin rushing you into marriage.

There off to the side of the city is a tall hill that is walled off with a gate that has been there forever and a day, the walls are crumbling and in dire need of repairs.
It is a very large area about 200 acres covered with trees.
You have heard rumors and stories about an ancient religious symbol on the top of the hill.

Cont.

>> No.12752616

>>12752607
I just tend to raise my eyebrows when you have a monster girl raping a guy with enough force to shatter bones in a story and he's still feeling good somehow. I don't really understand how such a thing would be possible.

>> No.12752618
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Hey anon, let's go fishing!

>> No.12752619

>>12752614
>dated several MGs
This kills the self-insert.

>> No.12752623

>>12752616
Mamono magic, anon.

>> No.12752624

>>12752616
When I read that I usually just interpret it as figurative language, or as a convention of MG stories.

>> No.12752626

>>12752614
>Convergence
And me without my harmonica.

>> No.12752629

>>12752619
>self inserting

>> No.12752631

>>12752629
>escapist fantasy
>not self-inserting
Then what is the purpose?

>> No.12752633

>>12752614

You always have to walk around this area everyday to go from work to home.

One day you decide to heck with it, lets cut through it , see if there could possibly be a shortcut through here.

After all you think to yourself "What could possibly go wrong?"

You cross over into the area and see there is a path that seems to lead across the area towards the direction where you want to go.
You head on off and notice an old iron rail fence along your left side that seems to be almost new in appearance , no rust, wear or damage.
You figure someone must be taking care of it, but think nothing of it as you see a small shrine up ahead .

cont.

>> No.12752634

>>12752633
This is just one of those heroes who deserves whatever horrors await him.

>> No.12752637

>>12752618
>sweater sports bra
What a time to be alive

>> No.12752641

>>12752637
Truly a God-Tier garment.

>> No.12752642

>>12752624
>convention of MG stories
That doesn't make it any less questionable

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>>12752633
(Please do not open image til told to do so)

The shrine is a modest affair, simply a prayer house with 2 statues of women 1 on each side of the entrance. both are winged one bears a sword, the other a scythe.
You know well from your life in MGC to stop and offer a quick if polite prayer .

Just as you finish you hear a womans voice from behind you "You are the first human I have seen in many years"
You turn to see the owner of the voice (open image now)

cont.

>> No.12752648

>>12752643
Goddamit that's hot. Can we ravage her already?

>> No.12752651

>>12752616
Adrenaline and endorphins, m8

>> No.12752653

>>12752642
Think of it this way. It's just a joke.

>> No.12752654

You know, I like to think that when a group of Dormice are conversing that while the outside world sees them sleepily mumbling to each other the Dormice themselves see their conversation going like stereotypically intelligent English discussions. Maybe even talking of philosophy or the arts.

>> No.12752660

>>12752631
You can watch a movie or read a book and enjoy as the character's story. There's no need to self insert.

>> No.12752661

>>12752643
She takes your silence as a sign to continue
"There was a great battle here long ago between a great woman of light and a great woman of dark. They fought each other for days and days never yielding to the other."
She points at the shrine.
"That is them there"
She smiles at you .
"Who would you choose I wonder. would it be the lady of light, or the lady of dark?"
She points at the statues
"Go, pick one, and touch it"
When you look back to her from the statues, she and the symbol are both gone.

Which one will you pick Anon?

>> No.12752662

>>12752660
Except movies and books aren't written in second person perspective.

Whenever you read a story that addresses the MC as "you", it's kind of understood that you're SUPPOSED to self insert

>> No.12752663

>>12752660
True, but the MC in that story has too many qualities of a self-insert MC otherwise.

>> No.12752664

>>12752607
What if I don't find pain itself pleasurable, but like the idea of a monster girl raping me so hard it hurts? Or a lamia tightening painfully around my body (not breaking bones though, small cracks are the most I'd accept). Does that still make me a masochist?

>> No.12752665

>>12752660
>writers in /mgg/ can make compelling and enjoyable characters
I want some of what you're on.
>>12752661
Depends. Which is which?

>> No.12752666

>>12752661
Touch both, at the same time.

>> No.12752668

>>12752664
I think I know what you're getting at. It's like when Arachne scratches your back really badly when you're having that rough sex.

>> No.12752669

Two statues stand next to the shrine
1 is tall,long braided hair, C cup breasts ,looks tired and older and carries a scythe. her armor looks very ornate and detailed.
2nd is shorter, shoulder length hair a cup breasts looks energetic,and young and carries a sword. Her armor looks very simple and practical.
Both have large wings coming out their backs.

>> No.12752670

>>12752661
Walk away

>> No.12752671

>>12752668
Well, I like that sort of thing in moderation. A bit of blood is no big deal. If I need a hospital visit, then no thanks. I hate stitches.

>> No.12752674

>>12752666
Sure thing, Satan.

>> No.12752685

What's the least favorite thing about your favorite monster girl?

>> No.12752686
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12752686

Do you guys like your dragon women to have legs?
or be like a Shirohebi /lamia/wurm

>> No.12752687

>>12752686
Pic unrelated I assume? Because that is not a dragon.

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>> No.12752690

>>12752685
That her hooves don't come with digitigrade legs. That just seems weird.

>> No.12752691

>>12752686
If they have legs they need wings

I never really liked Ryu/Wurm big meaty claws either

>> No.12752692

>>12752688
Please stop, these are bland enough to be offensive.

>> No.12752694

>>12752687
>>12752692
>muh scales
>muh big meaty claws
>muh monster
Learn to appreciate an actually good looking design, pleb

>> No.12752696

Meh I give up, I cant find a decent pic to post to show my point, but yeah I am NOT a fan of big meaty paws either.
i think I would prefer legs too

>> No.12752697

>>12752685

All of her clothes will need to be pajamas.
Wait.
She's always wanting to cuddle up to me.
Hold on.
Her getting anxious anytime I'm gone for work and clingy when I get back.
Wait, I got this!


When she asks me to come with her so she can use the bathroom at night. Yeah, got it.

>> No.12752700
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>> No.12752701

>>12752696
So you don't like claws, you don't like scales, you don't like tails.
Why even go for a dragon then?

>> No.12752702

>>12752700
>Human ears
Gross

>> No.12752703

>>12752685
That she doesn't like to be herself in my dreams.

>> No.12752704

>>12752701
Your trollfu is weak
All i said was I don't like big meaty paws and think legs would be interesting.

Do not put words in my mouth or try to tell me what I think, you are not that important.

>> No.12752708
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>> No.12752713

>>12752704
So you want this kind of "dragon" then?
>>12752708

>> No.12752714

>>12752685
She has hooves and I have a massive foot fetish.

>> No.12752722

>>12752714
This, except she has claws for me.

Oh well, at least she has plump chicken legs.

>> No.12752727

>>12752685
Hard scales that might scratch at my sensitive wimp-skin.

>> No.12752728

>>12752727
Then don't be a wimp.

>> No.12752730

>>12752722
Inhuman feet don't impede foot fetishes with monster girls. In MGE one of the big foot fetish girls barelt has feet at all.

>> No.12752731

>>12752704
right, that's the government's job!

>> No.12752732

>>12752728
But she needs me to be so she can "protect" me.

>> No.12752733

>>12752714
>>12752722
>tfw I have a foot fetish too and I still get aroused by big fluffy paws, harpy talons or dragons' big meaty claws
feels good man

>> No.12752734 [DELETED] 

>>12752733
>being proud of your furfaggotry

>> No.12752735

>>12752730
Which girl?
>>12752732
But how will she protect you from herself?
>>12752733
Don't get me wrong, I like that one yeti footjob picture fine but anything that doesn't at least have a soft or squishy surface just isn't appealing.

>> No.12752740

>>12752735
>from herself
With an Alp. She ever feels sadistic, she bullies the one we keep around for that purpose.

>> No.12752742

>>12752735
Mandragora.
Most monster girls have soft feet in MGE at least. Not the ones with hooves obviously, but lizard and dragon girls have soft palms and soles.

>> No.12752747

>>12752740
And the rest of the time even the Alp bullies you. You wimp.

>> No.12752748

>>12752733
I envy you.

>> No.12752750

>>12752747
S-so? At least I have two girls all for myself! What do you have?

>> No.12752753

>>12752748
It's not that enviable. There's not much art of that sort of thing. The vanillafags have it much easier.

>> No.12752755

>>12752750
What's your monster waifu anyway?

>> No.12752757

>>12752740
But if you can't even handle her scales how will you two fuck?
>>12752750
You're just a huge wimp.

>> No.12752760

>>12752755
Dragon.
>>12752757
>how will you two fuck
Gently.
>just a huge wimp
And I raspberry you from the safety of my Dragonfu's arms.

>> No.12752763

>>12752760
You'd make a good alp. I'm gonna make you an alp.

>> No.12752765

>>12752763
I used to be an Alp. Then I got better.

>> No.12752766

>>12752760
Would you rather have a dragon without scales?

>> No.12752768

>>12752766
Nobody wants a Seath, anon.

>> No.12752769

>>12752766
>waifu souls

>> No.12752771

>>12752765
You're an alp.

>> No.12752772

>>12752766
You could have a dragon like >>12752700
>>12752708
Only scales are on their tails, and that doesn't have to touch you.

>> No.12752773

>>12752772
Meant to reply to
>>12752768

>> No.12752776

>>12752771
If alp was a real disease the planet would be so much better off.

I want to look pretty....

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>>12752771
No, YOU'RE gay!

>> No.12752778

>tfw don't like fur, feathers, scales or slimy stuff but succubutts a shit
I guess there's still undead types...

>> No.12752779

>>12752777
No, you're an Alp in denial!

>> No.12752781

>>12752779
No, I'm telling you I got better!

>> No.12752784

>>12752781
You're only deceiving yourself and your waifu. Just find a nice guy who's into reverse traps, it's for the best.

>> No.12752788
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>>12752784
But my waifu has all those Dragon Dildos and she isn't going to put those things in herself!
...now have some dairy and let me be a wimp in peace.

>> No.12752791

>>12752788
Alright. I just like seeing wimps turn into happy little alps.

>> No.12752794

>>12752778
>Liking icy cold dead snatches
Just kidding, just insert mamano mana.

>> No.12752796

>>12752777
I want more Kagari dragon

>> No.12752797

>>12752778
Angels?

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>>12752791
And I keep telling you I don't into Alping anymore. Here, have more moo-moos to snusnu.
>>12752796
I didn't even realize it was her, but now that you mention it, that look on her face...

>> No.12752800

>>12752797
Boring too.

>> No.12752801

>>12752700
>>12752772
Karin a cute.
Haku a best.

>> No.12752803

>>12752778
Alp
Gay

>> No.12752804

>>12752799
But they're cosplay
and lesbians
who are married and shit

>> No.12752806

>>12752804
WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF MAGIC AND WONDER?!?

>> No.12752809

>>12752803
Are you calling me an alp or telling me to fuck an alp

>> No.12752810

>>12752806
Ded

>> No.12752811

>>12752806
Mine's occupied ogling the lesbians dressed like cow girls.

>> No.12752812

>>12752809
Whichever you prefer.

>> No.12752814

Does KC know about /mgg/ or /mgt/? Or does he know about western interest in his works?

>> No.12752825

>>12752814
He knew about MGU, and he's in contact with MGR.

>> No.12752833

>>12752825
What's MGU and MGR?

>> No.12752834

>>12752814
He officially gave his permission to translate his profiles to MGU but then somneone started harassing his email with guro pics of his mgs. After that he forbid MGU to translate his profiles and gave thumbs up to MGR

>> No.12752846

>>12752833
>MGU
Monster Girl Unlimited, fansite made shortly after KC started the MGE.
>MGR
Another fansite made by an Australian dude after MGU's staff pissed him off.

>>12752834
I don't think that his e-mail was spammed by the guro pics. His twitter maybe.
And besides that, MGU sent a number of "Olive Branch" e-mails to KC. Unfortunately none of the staff on that site quite realized the subtleties of politeness when it comes to transmitting any kind of message into Japanese, and most of them just came off as "Fuck you we'll do what we like". So KC said "Fuck you" right back, and told them to take his shit off their site.

>> No.12752849

>>12752846
Forgot to say that MGR stands for Monster Girls Redux.

>> No.12752850

>>12752846
>Fuck you, we'll do what we like.
>Stop that.
>Okay, we'll stop and not do as we like.

I feel like there's a misstep in logic here, or something you've left out.

>> No.12752857

>>12752846
>MGU
So it's cancer, right?

>> No.12752858

>>12752850
It was more like
>Stop that
>Fuck you, we'll do what we like
>Here's a cease and desist order
>O-okay...

>> No.12752859

>>12752850
Basically, their e-mails to KC sent across the message that they cared very little for his opinion of how his works were interpreted, and wouldn't stop shit like the guro-pics, or their members shitting on the profiles even more than /mgt/ does at it's worst.

Then KC threatened legal action if they didn't just take his shit down, they wussed out, took it all down, and declared
>"Y-Yeah, well fuck you KC! We'll make our own, cooler MG setting! With art from guys you were totally ripping off anyway! S-So hah!"

>> No.12752861
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What's the best way to sex a Manticore?

>> No.12752862

>>12752859
I bet it didn't even have flapjacks and hookers.

>> No.12752863

>>12752862
>flapjacks
Blackjack anon, Blackjack.

>> No.12752865

>>12752859
I visited there a few times -- yeah, I know, the community has lots of crap in it, but they have some master-tier writefags on there so I go for the fiction.

Anyways, I think the consensus was, "just don't post the MGE profiles there" but that they can still discuss them, write stories, roleplay with 'em, basically everything else bot host them directly.

>> No.12752867

>>12752865
>master-tier writefags
I don't believe you.

>> No.12752868

>>12752865
Well, yeah. I said they had to take KC's shit down, as in the profiles, artwork, translations, etc.

Any OC they dreamt up based on it they can keep, obviously. And yeah, I'll admit there are a couple decent writers on the site.

>> No.12752869

>>12752863
Wait, has it always been blackjack?
I really thought it was flapjacks.
Since forever.
You're not messing with me, right?

>> No.12752870

>>12752861
But she doesn't have handpussies or footpussies
Just shitty paws

>> No.12752871

>>12752867
We have, what, a douzen writefags that are pretty good? They have *several* douzen. Just because hurr-durr-MGU-sux-meme-lol, do you think that, statistically, even a small portion of them aren't likely to be decent, if not great?

>> No.12752872

>>12752869
Don't argue with your betters. Use fucking Google, see what comes up.

>> No.12752873

>>12752869
While I admire your commitment to pancakes and sex, anon, it is indeed blackjack.

>> No.12752875

>>12752870

Take your fingers.

Form an O-shape.

Congrats, you have created a handpussy.

>> No.12752877

>>12752871
>douzen
>twice
Ahem. also,
>even a small portion of them aren't likely to be decent
Yes, I do firmly believe this.

>> No.12752878

Question.

Has .less ever drawn an MG with an eyepatch before?

>> No.12752879

>>12752875
And she can't do that.

>> No.12752883

>>12752879

Sure she can. Her fingers are big, not stiff. Look at the way she holds her tail.

Even if she couldn't, put two hands together? Handpussy.

>> No.12752884

>>12752877
He's right through. There is a small portion of them who are at least decent.

And I mean really small. Like, two or three.

>> No.12752886

>Black smoke. Blazing fires that trail the ground.
>Run, run run. It's all you can think of. She is coming.
>The beast to be feared above all else.
>Shadow and flames chase you across the park.
>How could you have been so naive, just a dog you thought, throw a stick you thought.
>A searing flame slices past your ankle.
>you flinch but manage to stay on your feet.
>a dark voice echoes through the trees.
R u n h u m a n. E n t e r t a i n m e f o r y o u r t r a n s g r e s s i o n.
>It's definitely female. Though the voice got lower then you would think possible. It trembled through your body like an electric current.
>Run, run, run. If you can make the church you might be safe.
>Another flame leaves a burn mark on your shoulder. It came from a completely different direction.
>The shadows around you flicker and flare like flames.
N o m a n s u m m o n s a h e l l h o u n d l i k e a p e t t o p l a y w i t h.
W e a r e t h e g u a r d i a n s t o h e l l i t s e l f
>The church must be near. A small one on the edge of the city. Just over that hill.
>The shadows stay in motion, accompanied by the flames that create them. They seem to form a pack, creating the illusion of an entire clan hunting you down.
>Your soles begin to melt from the intense heat, leaving rubber marks on the pavement that cracks under the pressure of this monster.
>You can hear dark howls from around, the echoes making it impossible to place.
>You should have been there by now. The strange shadows make it hard for you to orientate. They create false images in the night.
>black smoke touches your arms causing goosebumps to spread across it.
>Shes gaining on you. Fear spreads across your body as quick as the smoke.
T u r n a r o u n d b o y.

>> No.12752887

>>12752884
He didn't say that. Pay attention.

>> No.12752888

>>12752884
>two or three are at least decent
See, this I can believe. Not "master-tier".

>> No.12752889

>>12752883
But she doesn't have hands, she has paws. All those are good for is chafing the skin off your dick.

>> No.12752891

>>12752887
I know that. It's called taking a literal interpretation to make a point.

See, this guy gets it. >>12752888

>> No.12752896

>>12752889

Do you even fluffy paw?

Do you even puni-puni?

>> No.12752900

>>12752886
>The voice suddenly crystal clear behind you.
L e t s p l a y f e t c h.
>Goosebumps and small blisters form on your back.
>Suddenly the black smoke takes a hold of your leg and you fall on the ground. The burning cracks less hot then you imagined.
>Tears run across your eyes as you slowly turn around.
>There she is, beautiful and terrifying.
P-p-please, i mend no harm. I-i just thought you might want to p-play.
P l a y?
>She said in a trembling voice, making your bones shudder with fear.
>A small ball was sitting in her claws, almost to small to hold with her large paws and a grin plastered on her face.
>She crushed the tiny ball in front of your face and smiled maleficent.
>Then her claws lowered over you head, easily encasing your entire skull.
>Slowly and painfully she lifted you higher and higher until you where finally on eye level with her.
>You had to avoid her gaze to stop yourself from pissing your pants.
>your hands feebly holding onto her arm to relieve some pressure from your neck.
>Her laughter boomed through your ears. the smell of tar and sulfur hitting your noise.
>With a small flick she threw you back on the ground.
L a s t c h a n c e b o y.
>It became hard to follow her body through all the smoke flame and shadows before she disappeared all together.
S a y i t.
>Her strong voice echoing through the trees.
>You managed to get on your feet, black smoke holding you in place.
S A Y I T.
>The sound sparking primeval fear in your brain.
>You swallow and prepare for the last bit of freedom in your life.
f.t..
L O U D E R.
FETCH.
>The black smoke releases and you sprint for all that you are worth.
>The flames light up, the shadows flicker and the beast starts to hunt her new toy.


M a y h i s b o d y e n d u r e m y p l e a s u r e l o n g e r t h e n t h e p r e v i o u s o n e.

voice worked better on pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/Gz8ztpq5

>> No.12752901

>>12752889

Maybe if you have a weak, womanly dick.

>> No.12752906

>>12752896
You do not want fluffy on your dick.

>> No.12752909

>>12752900
What happened to the previous one?

>> No.12752917

>>12752871
I remember reading some himedere dragon story that nearly gave me heart attack.
Especially when she was saying "I-I don't need you snuggling me to sleep, I'm a proud dragon! roaaarr" and the second guy fell asleep she climbed on top of him to for snuggling. And 120% dere happy pregnant dragon ending was HNNGG worthy

Also the guy who did Viridian ninja and the guy who did Insecure dopplewaifu are originally from MGU
Knuxle-something is decent, timid-something also decent.

>> No.12752925

>>12752917
I think it's Shadowknuxle312 or something like that. Fucking stupid name, but he's one of those master-tier writers (on par with some of /mgt/'s best, and has a large number of stories to boot.

Their stories are a pain to navigate though, since MGU divides fiction into something like 4-5 different subforums.

>> No.12752928

>>12752917
Shadowknux is a faggot of the highest order. For the life of me I can't understand why people can stand reading his stuff. Do you REALLY want to read something written by someone who's avatar was Knuckles with a Shadow the Hedgehog dye job? Do you think anything of value can come of that?

The dragon story was somewhat poorly written and her tsundereness was taken too far for my taste

Perentie was good. Mantis was a nice story and anyone who writes forty thousand words of snakefucking can't be bad.

Neibelfader nee Xantcha was pretty good. It's cute that he thinks two black harpies molesting a dude's pregnant dragon wife would be NTR.

>> No.12752930
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12752930

So you people complain bitterly when a fiery, brash wolf is made a moe 'dog-girl.'

Then you also complain to no end when said hellwolf would also be sadistic and domineering.

What exactly do you faggots want?

>> No.12752932

>>12752930
It's almost like 4chan is an amalgamation of different individuals with a variety of tastes and opinions!

>> No.12752933

>>12752930
Where did anybody complain about her being domineering?

>> No.12752935

>>12752930
This just in: different faggots want different things and some are really vocal about it.

>> No.12752938
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12752938

>talking about writefags
I feel as though I came in at the wrong time.

>>12752930
They just want to complain and bitch.
Are you even paying attention, or are you just imagining fluffy tails rubbing against your face as the world falls apart around you?

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>>12752933
I guarantee if she was written to be an aggressive sadist the maledom fags would crawl out of the woodwork and bitch.

>>12752935
Some are more vocal than others.

I like her design and want to write a short but I'm so tired of all the fighting and shitslinging.

>> No.12752944

>>12752939
Only if she was really over the top sadistic, I'd say. Utterly breaking the guy and tearing chunks out of him while raping him, that kind of stuff. But considering Hellhound being basically Ushi-Oni: Wan Wan Edition, and how Ushi Onis are usually portrayed in stories here, I'm expecting that sort of thing to pop up at some point.

>> No.12752951

>>12752944
I'm kind of known for masochism.

The things she could do. Though I'd also make her kind of quirky. Perhaps she really likes to dance. To old shit.

A disco inferno.
Awoo~

>> No.12752955

>>12752944
I think the Japanese term for that phenomena is "gap moe".

>> No.12752956

>>12752951
Well, there's a difference between plain masochism and really excessive masochism. We don't need to get all VH in here.

>> No.12752960

>>12752956
>Thorn vagina
Why? Just, why?

>> No.12752964

>>12752955
I'm just saying, as often as the sadistic rape trains get romanticized here, they also often get hideously exaggerated.

>> No.12752966

>>12752960
I fapped to it

>> No.12752968

>>12752964
Well, we're usually not trying to be accurate to KC's shitty writing. We just use his designs.
And most people here seem to prefer the bone-shattering, flesh-gouging kind of rape train over MGE's secretly-loving, rough-but-won't-actually-harm-you type.

>> No.12752973

>>12752968
Do we really like the sort of aggressive and violent MGs? I got the impression that most of us do like the overly loving shit, but with a bit more realism. The aggressive stuff is just there for comic relief and fun.

>> No.12752974

>>12752968
>Most people prefer guro-rapists over waifu material

What?

>> No.12752981

>>12752973
I like aggressive and violent, but actually getting injured during sex is kind of a turn off.

>> No.12752985

>>12752968
I believe you and you are definitely not speaking out of you ass.

>> No.12752986

>>12752968
>And most people here seem to prefer the bone-shattering, flesh-gouging kind of rape train over MGE's secretly-loving, rough-but-won't-actually-harm-you type.
HAHAHAH YOU THINK THIS IT IS FUNNY THAT YOU DO

How long did it take for someone to want to rescue a hellhound?

>> No.12752999

>>12752986
You mean like a guy named Dante going to hell and coming back with a Hellhound like it was some kind of pound?
Because that might be funny.
captcha: heaven

>> No.12753000

>>12752999
Heh, I'd read it.

>> No.12753010

>>12752938
Is there something wrong with talking about writefags?

>> No.12753014

Why do people like fluffy monster girls so much?

>> No.12753017

>>12753010
No, but we do have a horrible track record.

>> No.12753018
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>>12753014
Fluff is comfy. Go on, take a seat and let the fluff envelop you.

>> No.12753021

>>12753017
>horrible track record
What's that supposed to mean?

>> No.12753022

>>12753010
Nothing. With that said, let's discuss Bob.

>> No.12753025

>>12753022
Okay.
...I don't think he deserves all the hate he gets. As a person, maybe. But not as a writer.

>> No.12753026

>>12753021
It means someone will say something that will cause a fight, ruckus, or an unfriendly pow-wow.

>> No.12753028

>>12753026
But that holds true for literally everything we ever talk about. Chillax.

>> No.12753031

>>12753025
Bob's the reason anyone brings up futa and basically ruined the cheshire for anyone who doesn't like dick

I didn't give a shit about the cheshire, but that's gotta suck

>> No.12753032

>>12753014
Because they are fluffy?

>> No.12753033

>>12753028
I am chillaxed.
I'm so chillaxed that ice is forming over everything.

>> No.12753035

>>12753025
Actually, his much-hated Tuckercore thing was a CYOA, meaning that it was implicitly endorsed by voting /mgt/ers.

Then I think somewhere along the line we had the gay purge wherein anything even remotely yuri, monsterboy, futa, trap, or gay (except Alps) caused people to foam at the mouth in rage.

>> No.12753036

>>12753031
I don't associate Cheshires with futa. I associate them with teleportation. And futa in general is always there anyway, waiting for to wan-wan you.
>>12753033
Tomboy Yuki-Onna detected.

>> No.12753037

>>12753018
I wish that artist would draw more things that aren't futa or weird tail fetish stuff

>> No.12753038
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>>12753014
Because they're fluffy

>> No.12753040

>>12753032
But what's so great about fluffy things?

>> No.12753041
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>>12753040
They're soft and comfy, duh.

>> No.12753045

>>12753037
I agree with the futa, but what's wrong with tails?

>> No.12753047

>>12753035
>>12753031
I'm amazed there are people still angry over something written nearly a year ago.

I don't get where all the hate came from. Seemed to happen overnight.

>> No.12753048

>>12753047
Homosexuals trying to hide their insecurities by attacking anything that makes them uncomfortable?

>> No.12753049
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>>12753045
There's nothing wrong with them, but this artist seems to have an unhealthy obsession with them.

>> No.12753051
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>>12753049
What's the artist's name?

I love me some tailjobs. That shit looks mofu as fuck.

>> No.12753052
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12753052

>>12753049
Don't YOU want to get some tail? Some fluffy tail... fluffy.

>> No.12753057

>>12753051
Mumumu
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4576

>> No.12753061

>>12753057
I wouldn't look him up on exhentai though. He really likes anal and futa on male.

>> No.12753064

>>12753047
>I'm amazed there are people still angry over something written nearly a year ago.
Because futa is everywhere ready to stick its dick in your eye

>> No.12753071

>>12753035

Try actually looking up the thread when it happened. It was like 6 Yay to 37 Go Kill Yourself Bob. It's always been that way.

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12753088

Come on guys, it's the 2nd of December and there's no Christmas cheer in this thread! What's up with that?

>> No.12753089

>>12753088
What's the guy getting a nosebleed from?

>> No.12753090

>>12753089
She's obviously winking at him.

>> No.12753096
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>>12753089
Deer pussy.

>> No.12753097

>>12753090
Winking? She's facing away from him though.

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>>12753097
...you don't know what it means, do you boya?

>> No.12753103

>>12752101
I like it.

>> No.12753105

>>12753096
Wouldn't indifference or disgust be more appropriate reactions to that though?

>> No.12753108

>>12753105
Not to perverted deviants who like Monster Girls.

>> No.12753116

>>12753108
Why would that make you aroused by aninal vaginas though?

>> No.12753117

>>12753105
So innocent.

>> No.12753119

>>12753116
>animal vagina
But she's a Monster Girl, not an animal.

>> No.12753120

>>12753116
I'm not a centaurfag, but I always assumed it was because said vaginas are attached to humanoid females with an undying love and loyalty to you and your dick. And a complex about their size/weight.

I may be wrong, though.

>> No.12753134

>>12753120
This, the monster/animal bits are arousing because they're exotic features on a beautiful girl who loves you.
That, and the kinkiness factor of having them involved in sex.

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>>12753105
That's his wife, man

>> No.12753151

>>12753147
>marrying livestock

>> No.12753153

>>12753147
Horse pussy is horse pussy.

>> No.12753163

>>12752909

I thought i could cut to the chase and just skip the summoning part.

>> No.12753165

>>12753163
I want to know how to summon a Hellhound...

>> No.12753168

>>12753163
I meant, did she end up raping him to death after dragging him to hell?

>> No.12753177

>>12753168
But if she drags him into hell, isn't he dead already?

>> No.12753179

>>12753147
Did he draw the art of him marrying a horse or did some other person did?

>> No.12753181

>>12753165
>>12753168
>>12753177

fine, fine. i dont know if i will actually write smut though, i even had another hellhound idea. But that one (though just as tormenting) has a dere side (though we might not see it that way)

>> No.12753182

>>12753179
No

>> No.12753188

>>12753181
I was just curious what she was referring to with the line
>M a y h i s b o d y e n d u r e m y p l e a s u r e l o n g e r t h e n t h e p r e v i o u s o n e.

>> No.12753190

>>12753188
She means the guy was a premature ejaculator, duh!

>> No.12753194

>>12753188
>used goods

>> No.12753238

>>12753194
As if she cares about your opinion or purity. she will ravage your soul and throw it away when shes done with it.

Maybe she enjoyed it so much she will even track the rebirth of your soul in another body and take it again when you pass through the gates.

Maybe she has done this for the entire existence of your soul.

Using and ravaging your soul over and over again after every new life you have.

>> No.12753242

>>12752900
>>12753181
>It was love at first sight.
>The book of summoning you "borrowed" from your dim teacher contained all documented demons known to man.
>That bum was probably slouching on the couch with his lazy succubus pet right now. Watching those shitty romantic comedies.
>All you where gonna do was summon a small imp, small and fragile. But with those huge tits.
>You salivated at the thought, then you came across her.
>HELLHOUND: Greater demon "keepers and guardians of hell"
>prideful and powerful demons. maleficent in nature and a whole other bunch of nonsense.
>Just look at those cute puppy eyes there is no way a doggy could be anything else but friendly.
>You always had a weak spot for hounds and wolfs.
>unfortunately your current studies left a certain aroma on you.
>Any and all canines would tremble in fear, ears flat on their heads. Even the dire wolf across the street felt highly uneasy when you passed her.
>The only ones that seemed to be attracted to you where dark elf's and other more sadistic monster girls.
>But here she was, a dog, a demon dog yes. But that made it even better.
>She embodied your fascination with demons and your obsession with dogs all in one. And the best part is, she wont be scared of you.
>"territorial creatures, little contact with other demons. Get ignored by most souls passing through."
>"Warning: all observed species so far expressed severe irritation at the use of puns."
>that's strange, i love puns.

>> No.12753245

>>12753238
Strangely arousing.

>> No.12753249

>>12753242
It looks like he's... BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE

>> No.12753281

So Hellhounds are the "Random Encounter" wild cards in the Monstergirl universe?

>"Hellhounds soon, fellow Stalker."

>> No.12753284

What if...
>fall in love with your MILF tier vampire boss who doesn't even know you exist
>She's convinced that's she is too old for llove and that anybody who hits on her is ust teasing her
>you eventually fall into the bbbottle because you can't get her to notice you
>you finally end up as drinking buddies with a few of the office girls
>the Wurm keeps trying to flirt with you and you're too drunk to flirt with your boss
>the Harpy decides to escort you home while the vampire continues to convince herself that nobody would ever want an old hag like herself
>The next day
>Be talking to an elf coworker or yours
>Asking her how the best way to approach the boss about getting her number is
>She finally convinces you to simply go up and ask her
>Thank her for being such a helpful friend ,she starts drinking from her flask, before leaving the break room to talk to your boss in her office
>You find her pouring over some reports on you and a couple other coworkers and start to ask for her number.
>She cuts you off before you can even ask her, simply saying no get back to work, and that she'll talk to you about your raise once she figures out how much you and everyone else is getting
>She refuses to listen to your protests and orders you out of her office before you can finish explaining herself
>You return to your cubicle and decide not to join the drinking group tonight.
>The harpy from 2 floors up is the only one who notices your absence at the bar.

>> No.12753289

>>12753284
>MILF tier
I hope you mean christmas cake, because I'm not ntring anyone.

>> No.12753290

>>12753242
>You seem to require a lot of flammable objects. I guess i should start shopping right away.
>On your way there you come across a sweet dog-girl named Emily.
>Shes at least kind enough to say hello out of courtesy with her shivering voice before almost running off with her tail between her legs.
>You remember when you used to play fetch together before you started your current occupation.
>if only you knew what you had given up before the demonic scent tainted your soul.
>That's it, it's gonna happen tonight. You summoned demon flies before, even though the stars where not all aligned and it went fine.
>The full moon was yesterday. No way will you wait for another month without a fluffy friend to play with.
>and from what you read, it seems they could use a friend to. It sounded like they where lonely.
>You gather up everything you need for the summoning and head out to the nearest park.
>As you come across a pet shop you decide to buy the small pink ball behind the glass. You might as well start bonding today.
>You find a nice secluded area in the park at midnight and begin the preparations.
You create a stone pentagram outline in which you lay the wood for the fire.
>You tried to make the fire old style as described in the book. Though after 20 minutes and tired arms you just brought out some gasoline and your emergency lighter.
>After an hour or so you have created a nice even glowing star.
>The insertion of the chemicals was relatively easy. All you had to do was create large fire colons at the points of the pentagram... Though at the same time.
>Oh well these things are mostly to set up a barrier anyway. There should not even be need with her though. I am sure we will get along fine.
>Then comes the final ingredient. You carefully grab the flask of nitroglycerin mixed with sperm and throw it in the fire.

>> No.12753291

>>12753289
Based morals anon.

>> No.12753292

>>12753281
God, If the Zone was the only place safe from monster girls, I'd go there.

>> No.12753295

>>12753284

Wasn't this exact greentext just in the last thread?

>>12753292
At least MGs just want to rape you. In the Zone, you'll get fucked by the military or by the cultists.

>> No.12753299

>>12753295
Yeah i reposted cause the second part got no attention due to another shitstorm over something inconsequential.
>>12753289
MILF body type, turned at roughly late 30's early 40's if that counts as a christmass cake then yes.

>> No.12753300

>>12753295
Yes, but at least the only type of cheeki breeki to the face will be with bullets!

God I hope there would be no mutant girls, Snork girls would scare the shit out of me

>> No.12753303

>>12753300
>Snork

At least Snorks you can see. Bloodsucker girls would be the worst... it'd be like giving an Ushi-Oni a Cheshire's powers of invisibility. You would never be safe.

>> No.12753304

>>12753299
Yes, she's a christmas cake.

>> No.12753305

>>12753303
You'd also be missing about a pint of blood.

So it's basically a Ushi-Vampire-Cheshire combo, dead god.

But could you deal with fucking a Snork girl while she makes that awful noise?

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>>12752301
I hate Elf planet.

>> No.12753316

Do Ushi-Onis cuddle with you after raping you?

>> No.12753321

>>12753316
Oh wow anon, that's a good one.

Ushi-Onis cuddling, what a laugh.

>> No.12753322

>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and her Fiance.
>"GRACIE why is there Dark Slime all over the place, I thought the Doctor said you couldn't work out anymore."
>You walk in on Gracie hyperventilating and covered in her Dark Slime Sweat.
>"Oh shit are the babies coming!?"
>"No! I-I Just, we're getting married in one month!"
>You're silent for a few seconds.
>"Uh yeah, we agreed on the date, that's the only thing we managed to agree on for this ordeal."
>"I'M NOT READY! I CAN'T DO THIS! I CAN'T! CAN WE PUSH IT BACK!? OH GOD, OH GOD I'M NOT READY TO BE A WIFE, I CAN'T COOK, I CAN'T DRIVE I CAN'T...I CAN'T."
>She begins to choke herself with her eyestalks.
>"GRACIE CALM DOWN! Look, Gracie, Fusion!"
>You dangle a Metroid Fusion cartidge in front of her and she let's go of her necks and wraps it in her stalks and sits down.
>"Look Gracie, I'm nervous as shit too, being married is a huge ass commitment, more so than WoW and FF14 combined."
>"What about Old Republic?"
>"What ABOUT it? Look I understand you're nervous but acting like this isn't going to solve it. You need to get out there and..."
>"No."
>"You didn't let me finish."
>"I don't want to go outside! It's scary."
>"Gracie, you need to learn how to drive in case the kids gets sick when I'm at work, and you need to learn to cook because I don't want our kids getting fat off fast food. That's your job."
>"HEY!"
>"Come on, I know you can do it, hell you can basically cheat driving tests with your 20/20/20/20/20 vision. Also I'm sick of your Dark Slime flavored food."
>"Hey the oven and stove make me hot, what can I say?"
>"Starting today we're going to make a mother out of YOOOOOOOUUUUU."
>"Oh no, not 'Make a Man out of You' Mode Anon! Anything but that mode!"
>Drums start up.
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>You drag her off the bed.

>> No.12753326

>>12753299
>late 30's early 40'
Why would anyone want that?
It's literally motherfucking bordering with granmafucking

>> No.12753328

>>12753290
>The explosion throws you backwards and leaves your ears ringing.
>And not only your ears, the whole world becomes darker. You think it might be another side effect. But as the ringing leaves your ear the world around you fills with black smoke.
>flames flicker from your pentagram and spread across the field.
>Shadows flare up like flames and the black smoke clouds your vision.
>You can feel a presence shift around you, howls reverberate throughout the woods.
>Dark laughter and whispers consume your mind as they shift from all around you.
W h o s u m m o n s t h e k e e p e r.
>A dark female voice calls out from all around you.
>Taken aback you are at a loss for words. This manifestation seemed different from the book.
>You swallow, or maybe it's because shes not bound to this world properly.
H-hi, nice to meet you. M-my name is Eric.
I was hoping we could become friends...
>Silence except for the whispers, the flaming cracks around the pentagram spread further. As if they where looking for something.
>The cracks widen and fire reaches for your feet.
>Then the laughing starts, almost maniacal. The smoke forms around your arms and lifts you up.
>Fire and shadow mix together and from the smoke rise two eyes that penetrate you to your deepest core.
>All that you know and are stripped away before these flaming fires of nothingness.
>You tremble in fear and panic as your soul is laid bare and caressed by pain and pleasure mixed together.
>All layers of protection are flayed away before her gaze.
>As soon as you begin to struggle she releases you, and as soon as you hit the ground you begin to run.

So, i created a start. Do you really need to know what happened after as well? It seems pretty obvious to me.

>> No.12753330

>>12753326
You know that vampires are immortals, right?

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>>12753303
>>12753300

>Wandering through the Zone
>See a brown figure in the distance
>Pull out binoculars
>Look at it again
>It's not there anymore
>Feel something wrap itself around your torso, as if someone were embracing you from behind
>Look down, only to see a pair of arms decloak before your eyes, as they gently hold on to your Sunrise Suit
>You freeze in place as something soft and warm presses against your back, as an ominous, yet gentle voice reaches your ears
>"You're not getting out of here this time, Stalker~"

>> No.12753340

>>12753321
What about an Amazon?

>> No.12753341
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>>12753328
>Do you really need to know what happened after as well?
?
Literally

>> No.12753345

>>12753328
>I was hoping we could become friends...
Fucking christ

>> No.12753348

>>12753340
Only if you give up any silly thoughts of going home, or being a man again.

Now you're the cute little wife of a hard working Amazon.
Fucking bitches

>> No.12753352

Does anyone have that screencap of the anons making posts about '>Monster Boys' and writing up on why they don't work and are stupid?

>> No.12753359
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For those who care: I reached the 50k wordcount goal for National Novel Writing Month. Hooray! But since that's over, I most likely won't write as quickly. Boo. I'll try, though. The end is coming.

For those who don't: Good morning (for most of you)! Here's Aviators chapter 8.5, a smutty side chapter:

http://pastebin.com/u0qFLXJp

Chapter 9 will be finished Thursday-ish.

>> No.12753370

By the way, one of the Hellhound's gimmicks is apparently... "taming" her. And possibly only someone strong enough to do so gets to fuck her?

>> No.12753373

>>12753370
Finally I can fulfill my dream of becoming a beastmaster!

>> No.12753375

>>12753370
Don't tell me this is another monster girl for maledomfags.

>> No.12753378

>>12753375
It's a monster girl for the top 1% of super powerful guys only. Like Salamander, Hinezumi or Lizardman. Anyone else'll just be left brutalized by the wayside.

>> No.12753383

>>12752101

That was cute as HELL.

My only caveat is that the dialog would jump back and forth between the dude and the succubus in the same paragraph, which can get a little confusing. Not sure if you were looking for any critique but that's my input.

It made me smile reading it. I also liked the included image urls, and you did a great job with the descriptions.

>> No.12753384
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Crab made some goat girl concepts.

>> No.12753388

>>12753384
wow those look fucking awful.

>> No.12753390

>>12753384
Right is more fluffy, I pick that

>> No.12753391

>>12753384
Neither look good.

>> No.12753392

>>12753388
>>12753391
Ah look at these jealous little kids, mad that Okaydo is popular and they're just little 4channers.

>> No.12753393

>>12753378
>Lizardman
M'lord.
>>12753384
So how old are these? Please tell me very.

>> No.12753394

>>12753378
>Anyone else'll just be left brutalized by the wayside.
Nah
It's basically like dragons.
If you're a weakling you'll get the shit dommed out of you, but she'll still love you.
But if you're strong and skilled (but you have to actually be a skilled beast tamer, just beating her into submission won't work), you can tame her and make her turn submissive.

>> No.12753396

>>12753384
Normally I like brown but fluffy with sweatersleeves is what is best in life

>> No.12753402

>>12753392
Wow, this is shit bait.

I think the dollar store sells better bait then this.

>> No.12753409

>>12753384

They look okay I guess.

But why are they so skinny? They got literal sticks for limbs.

>> No.12753410

>>12753384
Goat confirmed?

>> No.12753412

>>12753409
It's Crabman, such is his way.
>>12753410
Hopefully just as helpless villagers in need of rescue in 12beast.

>> No.12753413

>>12753378
Yeah and according to maledomfags anything can be submitted with the power of the D. so.

>> No.12753417

>>12753409
That's just Okayado's shitty artstyle. HUUUUUGE tits, retardedly skinny everything else.

>> No.12753418

>>12753413
>according to maledomfags
Show me something Rance can't subdue with his D. I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!

>> No.12753419

>>12753417
And if they weren't skinny you would call them fat.

>> No.12753421

>>12753384
Too skinny but it's better than nothing.

>> No.12753424

>>12753418
Himself.

>> No.12753425

>>12753418
What about the tittymonster kitsune he never gets to fuck?

>> No.12753426

>>12753418
Rance a shit

>> No.12753427

>>12753424
Just get him a clone and see if he can't sodomize it into an Alp.
>>12753425
>never gets to fuck
We can't say now can we?
>>12753426
Jelly?

>> No.12753428

>>12753384
Normally I'm fine with crabman's style but the spindly limbs don't do these two any favors.

>> No.12753431

>>12753359
Is the 50k thing a personal goal? Or are you submitting the Aviator chapters (or something else entirely) for a contest of sorts?

Also, anything planned after Aviator, or you going to chill a bit and wait for ideas to come to you?

>> No.12753436

Hey guys Trader anon here, sorry for the sudden stop last time, and the delay from then to now
But we're going to continue our adventure on the seemingly deserted island later today

>> No.12753438

>>12753436
Huzzah!

>> No.12753439

>>12753383
Maybe 1 person in 200 really knows how electronics work. I figure you guys need all the help you can get. The radio gear was too important to the story to leave it to chance.

Ill fix up the paragraph formatting in a second here. Thats good input, thanks. I really wish pastebin would let me use colors, like I could do blue for the succubus and red for the guy or something.

I want to be able to do italics and bold as well. The only way I can put emphasis on a word is to CAPITALIZE it, and I end up looking like a total faggot. Thanks a lot, pastebin.

>> No.12753443

Pick a monstergirl. Make it neither your favorite, nor your least favorite. How do you improve it? You can make any one change, whether physical or mental, to them.

>> No.12753447

>>12753443
I give all Dark Elves drills.

>> No.12753449
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>>12753443
>Anubis
Have her look more like this.

>> No.12753450

>>12753449
>cosplay tier
No anon, that is not okay.

>> No.12753453

>>12753443
I'd make the Dark Valkyrie more sexually aggressive instead of a sub.

Not rape machine level though.

>> No.12753455

>>12753418
Loli. He is too much of a faggot to fuck lolis

>> No.12753459

>>12753453
You mean like, giving her a healthy adolescent sex drive?

>> No.12753465

>>12753450
Shut up, faggot.

>> No.12753467
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>>12753465
No. Anubutt needs her tail and paws.

>> No.12753470

>>12753459
I'm not sure to understand you, but I guess so.

>> No.12753472

>>12753470
...if you don't get that, go read Katawa Shoujo.

>> No.12753474

>>12753467
Tail yes, paws no. Or at least make the paws a lot smaller.
But really, I meant more the body type.

>> No.12753475

>>12753472
>Katawa Shoujo
Nah.

>> No.12753476

>>12753475
He says in a Monster Girl thread

>> No.12753477

>>12753474
>body type
I can get behind that.
>>12753475
>Nah
Fuck you and your shitty taste.

>> No.12753478

>>12753467
Why the fuck are those exclamation points for?1

>> No.12753479

>>12753443
Weresheep, I'd shave her enough so she can be more active.

Not enough to be the rape machine though, just enough so we can go out together and do stuff.

>> No.12753481

>>12753478
MGS reference? Maybe she's sweaty/covered in lotion and it's supposed to be shining?

>> No.12753483

>>12753431
It's a writing challenge to write 50k words in 30 days. You can choose any number, but the default on the website is 50k. The only tangible reward for winning is what you wrote.

After Aviators, I want to go back to Falling Leaves, the tanuki story I started a while ago. I might chill between, who knows.

>> No.12753484

>>12753467
Why are her paws so huge anyway? I don't mind, I just find it odd.

>> No.12753485
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>>12753467
I prefer smaller paws. I like my waifu able to use door knobs and pens and silverware. Altho a haughty anubis being forced to eat from a bowl like a dog would be interesting.

>> No.12753486

>>12753484
To better to judge you with.
>>12753485
But she's a high class bossy girl who has people with slender hands, like you, do that stuff FOR her!

>> No.12753488

>>12753478
They are magic tattoos.

>> No.12753489

>>12753481
Can they be scrubbed off?

>> No.12753490
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12753490

>>12753474
>People don't like big meaty claws/paws

They're perfect for cuddling, being held/carried in, and holding hands with.

Why do people hate them? Imagine laying in bed, resting your head in the palm of your waifus big meaty X, as she gently tries to stroke the hair from your face.

>> No.12753491

>>12753485
This
Normal hands with some fur/scales > giant misshapen claws/paws

>> No.12753492

>>12753489
I believe so, yes. They can be licked off, too...

>> No.12753494

>>12753486
Once upon a time she did, but slaves are illegal now a days. She can't just command someone to feed her. Now she has to blush and suck up her pride and ask nicely for you to help her.

>> No.12753495

>>12753490
I like handjobs and footjobs.

>> No.12753496
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>>12753453
>Dark Valkyrie more sexually aggressive instead of a sub.
Dark Valkyrie comes into existence by knowing and accepting that she's sexually lewd, and tells both the Chief God and Fallen God to fuck each other, becoming more of a mercenary and bodyguard for her husband. Other than swearing fealty to her man, there's not much submissive about an independently acting armoured deity figure with chains and demon silver weaponry.

>> No.12753497

>>12753494
They call them "live-in assistants" these days.

>> No.12753498

>>12753494
>slaves are illegal
Not within MGC borders. Though most slaves are STILL Elves and not humans.

>> No.12753499
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12753499

>You will never teach a monstergirl how to use guns

>> No.12753500

>>12753490
Big paws/claws are nice sometimes, I just hate when they look like they are cripplingly clumsy.
>>12753467
Doesn't even have thumbs.

>> No.12753504

>>12753500

>Doesn't even have thumbs.

She does now, actually.

>> No.12753512

>>12753504
Did she get an updated profile?

>> No.12753520

>>12753512

I believe KC gave her thumbs, yes. Somebody posted a picture of her in the previous thread.

>> No.12753526

>>12753490
>Why do people hate them?
They look unattractive and feel uncomfortable.

>> No.12753531

>>12753526
Reminds me of the man hands episode of Seinfeld.

>> No.12753533

>>12753526
For me it's more the impracticality, personally. They would never even be able to use basic things like doorknobs or faucets with those massive, head-sized paws, let alone write, type, fix things, maybe even a lot of cooking.

Kind of makes you sad how much they couldn't do in a human world, so in my headcanon I just imagine them more with the more "thick glove" like paws that allow manual dexterity like .Less draws, rather than outright pancake-sized ones done by KC.

>> No.12753540

>>12753533
I like Monorus' the best. Basically just normal hands, but tipped with claws and covered in fur.

>> No.12753543

>>12753533
>how much they couldn't do in a human world
One could argue that neither canon is really a pure human world, and as such would be different or would have many "versions" of appliances (such as custom controler for your RapeStation).

>> No.12753544

>>12753345
to autistic ?

I just remembered flint the time detective with his annoying catchphrase. and i wished this fate upon him

>> No.12753549

>>12753543
Rather than comically over sized silverware and pencils, I think certain species would just live like savages and be illiterate. I doubt a jinko would care about ripping apart her food with her teeth and claws.

>> No.12753554

>>12753549
Sure, I was just spitballing some ideas. Point is: If my Dragon waifu wants to make an excel sheet for her hord, she's gonna have a keyboard that she can use, since there would be a market for that.

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>>12753543
Even still, KC draws them comically huge. Some of their "fingers" on paws look to be the size of oranges (I'm looking at you, Jinko and Nekomata).

I like the proportions in pictures like this. Still large enough to get the ever-coveted pawpads, but clearly small enough for performing tasks which require dexterity, and well within the realm of being able to use human stuff.

>> No.12753578

>>12753556
You can always count on good old less.

I do agree with you, these proportions make things more "believable", but still keep the original design in mind. At the end of the day, I don't really mind how/if any writefag explains the usage of human stuff in any MG setting.

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>>12753556
...I still prefer them as drawn by KC.

>> No.12753586

>>12753322
Best montage incoming

>> No.12753587

>>12753586
But does it have Mr. Popo in it?

>> No.12753589
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12753589

I said more Sam soon, and dammit if I'm not going to deliver.

http://pastebin.com/bzzEPX5b

In prose this time, too. Enjoy.

>> No.12753590

>>12753585
Then your opinion is shit.

>> No.12753599

>>12752861
With a scalpel.
Sorry, couldn't resist.

>> No.12753600

>>12753587
He's trying to teach her how to be a wife, not kill her.

>> No.12753602

>>12753600
The maggots survived, why wouldn't she?

>> No.12753603

>>12753108
>monstergirls
>deviancy

>> No.12753609

>>12753599

With one hand on her ass and your cock in her pussy.

>> No.12753617

I am gonna do everything to stop hellhound from becoming moe-blob.

i still dont know how much more i should write or how violent to make them.

But i will not let you have her.

>> No.12753618

>>12753602
>They survived
Uhhhhhh Considering Yamcha died to A Saibaman, Chaotzu died exploding himself and Tien Died for just using up ALL his energy and both did NOTHING to Nappa except ruin his armor, I wouldn't call their training successful

>> No.12753619

>>12753609
Damn, I can't deal with all this synergy..

>> No.12753621

>>12753617
How about writing the Hound of the Baskervilles with her?
>>12753618
They were all stronger after one year with Mr. Popo than Goku was after 3. I'd say it was pretty successful.
And they STILL survived the training itself, which was my point.

>> No.12753623

>>12752861
>Is it a Manticore?
>Yes
>Then it's a female

Sexing monstergirls is so easy

>> No.12753624

>>12753618
Hey, at least Krillin made it to Namek.

>> No.12753626

>>12753624
But he didn't make it off

>> No.12753628

>>12753617

I know my opinion probably means dick-all to you, but Nÿte from Manyeyedhydra is pretty much how i'd expect a Hellhound to be.

In control at all times, able to blend pain and pleasure as she devours her husband until nothing but rutting inside of that wolfcunt of hers remains, with incubus face pressed into that comfortable as fuck cleavage fur.

>> No.12753630

>>12753626
So we just don't bring her to Namek.

Problem solved

>> No.12753634

>>12753628
That sounds like a good way to go.
>>12753630
See, everything is going to work out, and we can still have Mr. Popo as her instructor.
>All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle.

>> No.12753636
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>>12753326
Son I will slap you. Like a bitch. Until your cheeks are black and blue, and I have fuckhuge hands.

>> No.12753641

>>12753630
Why would you go there anyway? That place has to be the most boring thing ever imagined.

>> No.12753642

>>12753599
Doc Anon pls go

>> No.12753645 [SPOILER] 
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>>12753345
I know. This is the kind of guy I imagine summoning a hellhound for friendship.

>> No.12753648

>>12753641
>Why
To find the Dragon Balls, duh!

>> No.12753649

>>12753370
I like what I'm reading.

>> No.12753653

>>12753439
(not him) I know what you mean.

>> No.12753654

>>12753599
Doc Anon, please stay.

>> No.12753656

>>12753641
Gotta get dem Dragon Balls

>> No.12753658

>>12753499

Is that a real weapon, because if it is i have no clue what it is.

>> No.12753660
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>>12753654
Fran never left us.

>> No.12753662

>>12753628
>Nÿte from Manyeyedhydra is pretty much how i'd expect a Hellhound to be
She's WAY too brutal.

>> No.12753664

>>12753648
>>12753656
>Want the Dragon Balls.
>Are probably not Super Saiyans.
Someone is gonna get rekt.

>> No.12753665

>>12753619

>Synergy

Synergy would be something like

>Manticore bouncing reverse cowgirl on your dick
>Wings spread fully
>Tailpussy in your face to muffle your moans as ribbed lioncunt milks a tenth orgasm out of you, the wet squelching of the excess seed and her own fluids as she continues to ride
>Not stopping until she's eaten at least two month's worth of spunk from you
>Not stopping until she can get pregnant with a cub to fuck you senseless with

>> No.12753666

>>12753485
>haughty anubis being forced to eat from a bowl like a dog would be interesting.
that would be most delicious.

>>12753491
Agreed.

>> No.12753671

>>12753664
Anon, I would go to Namek as a peaceful pilgrim, they'd let me use the balls freely.

>> No.12753673

>>12753665
Do you want a promotion? Because that's how you get a promotion.

>> No.12753678

>>12753589
YES
THANK YOU

>> No.12753682

>>12753662

>Calling Nÿte too brutal

Bitch please, she at least gave Brennan a nice, tender fuck.

>> No.12753683

>>12753671
Would they? I don't think it has ever been established how liberal they are in terms of ball usage...

>> No.12753687

>>12753683
They only seemed to have a problem with forking them over to people who killed them en masse.

>> No.12753694

>>12753687
Hm, I only recall them being used by the people who helped them, so I'm not sure.

>> No.12753699

>>12753673

I'm just sad that we'll never have a story of an uncharacteristically tender fuck with a Manticore where through the use of FOUL MAGICS she increases the size of her wings to the point of being able to wrap around her mate and her like a leathery curtain.

Just as she lets go of his dick with her tailpussy, commenting about how delicious his seed was, sinking her hips down onto him. Pussy and all.

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>>12753694
Well they seemed to be pretty laid back when there was no genociding going on, I'm just making guesses here.
...why are talking about DBZ in a Monster Girl thread? We're better than that. Our Dragons only have figurative balls.

>> No.12753702

Trader Anon here, before we get started just want to do one quick last call on votes for how to handle a Black Panther Jinko wanting to 'play'
http://strawpoll.me/3083627

>> No.12753704

>>12753700
Strange how a girl from a puzzle game looks like a character that belongs in the Dragon Ball world more than a good number of characters from Dragon Ball Z.

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>>12753700
I was kinda having fun with the ball jokes, but you're right.

>> No.12753710

>>12753702
Looks like there'll be some tender loving maledom a coming.

>> No.12753713

>>12753699
As they say: If you want something done right, do it yourself. That being said, I suck at writing, so I realize that's easier said that done...

>> No.12753716

>>12753713
Anyone can write. It's being successful that is another matter. You can just always be a bitch and chicken out like Alp or Teacher anon.

>> No.12753717

>>12753713

I'd write it but I already know there's a massive amount of memehate directed at me.

>> No.12753722

>>12753716
I do come from a long line of quitters.

>> No.12753733

>>12753717

>memehate

It ain't a meme if it's completely warranted.

>> No.12753736

>>12753660
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't somewhat inspired by Fran.

>> No.12753737

>>12753713
Eh, I am a mediocre writing and people tolerate my stuff.

Big thing I recommend is writing what you like. It's easier to stay motivated that way.

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>>12753736
Can you make us a best girl, that is, Adorea?

>> No.12753743

>>12753733
I bet you it's Nega, and that's 100% warranted.

>> No.12753745

>>12752928
>Two Black Harpies molesting a dude's pregnant dragon wife would be NTR.

So THAT'S why I always here people shout "NTR!" whenever that story comes up. Now I know.

You're right though, even knowing that, it's still not.

>> No.12753747

>>12753743

I'm neither Bob nor Nega.

>> No.12753748

>>12753747
Alp?

>> No.12753754

>>12753737
You make a good point. Maybe I'll give it a go once my work related stuff has died down.

>> No.12753755

>>12753665
Excellent. Simply excellent.

I want to please a Manticore's every hole at once.

>> No.12753757

>>12753748
That's not me, I quit.

>> No.12753759

Guys help. I haven't had any sleep for the past 20 hours. I need a soothing MG related thing to send me off. Something with love and kindness please.

>> No.12753764

>>12753759
Go to fucking bed you moron.

>> No.12753767

>>12753702
Okay time to go

Despite the attractive appearance and playful attitude of the Panther woman you cast Light Empower to push her off. Confused she tried to leap back on but you rolled out of the way and stood up. "No! Bad kitty! I'm saving myself for a special occasion."
Looking a bit upset the Panther leaped towards you and you cast Wind Blast to knock her back down. She laid on the ground looking hurt emotionally as you walked over. She then stood up, roaring before you drew water from the tree behind her to form water chains and pulled her down. "No!"
She stuck her tongue out to try and lap your penis again before you put your torn up pants back on. She flexed and broke your chains before squeezing you. You struggled to free your arms, and when you did you managed to hit her weak spot, chin scratches. The Panther woman purred before letting you go and falling onto her round yet firm butt. Her claws went for your pants and you smacked it away. "No!"
She did it again and met with the same response. This went onto until dusk where she was now just pointing at it. "No!"
She pouted and looked away as you petted her. "This is fine, don't you think?"
"Fuh-ein."
"You can speak! Tell me, who are you?" She blinked at looked at you, and pointed at your penis.
"No! Come on, do you have any friends? Family? A Home?"
"Fuh-rends?"
"Ugh, this is going to go nowhere." You said as She wrapped her arms around you. You pulled her off and scratched her chin some more.
"Home? Do you have home?"
"Ho-ohm. Ho-ohm!" She pointed to the jungle.
"Figures you'd say that, back to square one I guess, now with a sex hungry Panther."
http://strawpoll.me/3110201

>> No.12753770

>>12753759
Just imagine your Holst waifu making you a nice warm mug of hot chocolate after a long day (milk courtesy of her). Then fall asleep on her generous bosom in your shared bed. She's wearing a sweater.

>> No.12753772
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>>12753759
You need a hearty dose of WereSheep cuddle to send you to dream land.

Yes, I know it's a repost, I''l delete in a minute, calm down.

>> No.12753773

>>12753759
20 hours is nothing. Come again when you stay awake for at least 35 hours

>> No.12753774

>>12753770
>hot chocolate
Arachnotraur begone! The body of Hathor compels you! The body of Hathor compels you!

>> No.12753780

>>12753774
What do arachnotaurs have to do with hot chocolate?

>> No.12753781

>>12753773
Different guy, but I did 36 hours recently.

Nothing seems real and its hard to tell what you're doing. It is very strange.

>> No.12753782

>>12753774
I don't get it.

>> No.12753784

>>12753780
Where do you think it comes from?

>> No.12753787

>>12753449
>Taking the fluffy out of mai waifu.
Nigga I will fight you.

>> No.12753788

>>12753682
I don't think a Hellhound would tear your eye out of its socket and swallow it while raping you.

>> No.12753791

>>12753748

I'm whoever you want me to be, Anon.

>> No.12753794

>>12753784
The chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and the milk is milked from Holstaurus.

>> No.12753796

>>12753794
You have been lied to anon. It comes from the tits of Ushi-Oni.

>> No.12753798

>>12753787
>muh paws
it's always the same with you people

>> No.12753799

>>12753512
>>12753520
Yes, there's an updated profile image in which she has thumbs.

Honestly, with that addition, she now looks quite dextrous, despite their size and fluffiness.

>> No.12753800

>>12753348
But I still get cuddles right?

>> No.12753802
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>>12753774
We've gone over this a million times, regular milk isn't the same as holy milk.

Add whatever you want to the regular stuff but polluting Hathor's Holy Milk or Arachnotaur's Holy Chocolate Milk will get some agitated MGs crusading against you.

>> No.12753803

>>12753773
>>12753781

Sleep deprivation can be fatal.

>> No.12753805

>>12753774
>>12753796
Anon stop, those heathen spiders have made you blind. So long as you use your wives milk in your daily life it is ok by Hathor, using the milk to make different types of food, adding flavoring, or whatever so long as you use the milk is good.

>> No.12753806

>>12753741
It's a little outside my field of medicine. Truth be told, I used to be a veterinarian before the MGs showed up, and a bunch of us changed fields as there was a LOT of things we didn't know about them. Turns out if you can treat an animal, it's a matter of upping the dosage and remembering there's a person under the scales/fur/whatnot.

>> No.12753808

>>12753802
But Ushi-Oni still produce chocolate milk don't they?

>> No.12753814

>>12753803

You talking about that old experiment where they found people can last between 8 and 10 days without sleep before they go completely mad and die? Man that's an old one. Pretty sure there was still a Kaiser when that was done.

>> No.12753819

>>12753814
There was this guy in an episode of the X-Files who had been given some experimental drugs and he hadn't slept for 15 years. He was pissed off.

>> No.12753820

>>12753798
>not liking big soft squishy pawpads

>> No.12753825

>>12753820
The only acceptable paws are small ones like >>12753556

>> No.12753826

>Ushi and the Hound
>Sitcom about Ushi-Oni and Hellhound and their rape-train antics.
DAMNIT ELH.

>> No.12753834

>>12753814
Yeah, contemporary medical theory is that you can go months without sleep.

Off-topic but interesting to note, there's a big difference between REM sleep (the deep, full shutdown mode your body goes into after the first ~3 hours of sleep to reset the brain) and non-REM rest.

It's possible to get non-REM rest just about anywhere -- even while standing up, or while still semi-conscious/awake. You don't need to "sleep" to get non-REM rest.

>> No.12753836

>>12753834
There was this one time in the army when one of us slept while walking. Didn't really keep in line for long.

>> No.12753837

>>12753825
I disagree. Big fluffy paws are perfectly acceptable too.

So quit with the
>Stop liking what I don't like!
And let's move on.

>> No.12753838

>>12753825

Too bad they're attached to Faglord the Almighty Asspope's characters.

>> No.12753840

>>12753838
>Faglord the Almight Asspope
Bobhate is reaching levels of meme so high it's giving me giggle fits.

>> No.12753842

>>12753826
doesn't work if they're both rape trains, try Cyclops and Hellhound

>> No.12753844

>>12753826
Just saw that.

I would watch that.

>> No.12753847

>>12753842
How about
>They're Ushi and the Hound, yes Ushi and the Hound~
>One is a spider, the other's a Hellspaawn~

>> No.12753851

>>12753847
We need more 90s cartoon parodies.
And accompanying theme song parodies.

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>>12753851
Umm, like... Gargoyles?

>> No.12753857

>>12753767
Night was coming and god knows what else was in this jungle considering you've already found a Panther woman, so it would be best to find a place to sleep for the night. Wandering around you found a tree with a large hole in it, good enough fit for two. "There, we'll stay here for tonight miss Panther."
"He-ear." You gathered some sticks and rocks to make a fire and looked to her as she kept looking at your crotch area.
"Hey, can you get food? Food?"
"Fo-ude!" She turned back into a Panther and ran into the jungle in a rush, it seemed she knew that much at least. You stacked the wood together and set it on fire with your magic, using some water and wind magic you took a branch and carved it down with high speed water rotation to make a split for whatever the Panther came back with. You heard rustling and looked in that direction before seeing a familiar butt.
"Hey you came baaa-AAAACK!" You saw the Panther Woman was dragging a gigantic boar, and half eaten it seemed. The Panther woman's abs were vanished amongst a softness, answering somewhat where the meat of this animal went, made more obvious from the blood covered smile of the Panther woman.
"Fo-ude!"
"Y-yeah, food. Note to self, be VERY careful if she gets any more sex crazed." You took part of the boar to eat and put it on the makeshift split, the Panther woman looked confused as you spun the meat around. Using your earth magic you made a knife out of stone and cut the meat off and blew on it before eating it. The Panther woman took a piece off with her claw tip and was about to eat it.
"Wait you need to blow..." The woman ate the hot meat and hissed and scurried backwards onto her stomach, breathing hard and staring at the hot meat like it was evil.
The two of you bunched up inside the tree trunk hole and drifted off, you wondering when or if you would ever return to Arn and see Fran or Octavia again.
You awoke alone the next morning and walked out only to be met by the spears of masked assailants.

>> No.12753858

>>12753847

Oh God dammit.

>> No.12753860

>>12753826
>Door opens, Hellhound enters.
>Applause.
>"Man, I had a ruff day at the shoeshop today. That Alp was so fat, his/her blood type must've been Nutella..

Like that?

>> No.12753862

>>12753857
Strawpoll here because I didn't want to make a 1/2 2/2 thing
http://strawpoll.me/3110427

>> No.12753865

>>12753860
>Married with Children
How about we try some other MGs for that?

>> No.12753866

>People saying Hellhound being tamable makes them maledomfag bait
>Not thinking about a Hellhound keeping her little Warlock as a pet, teaching him various things

>> No.12753867

>>12753865
The wife is a Cyclops, duh.

>> No.12753870

>>12753854
That doesn't really require parodying. Unless you want to turn the rest of the gargoyles into girls. And make Xanatos into an Alp.

>> No.12753871

>>12753870
No, Xanatos stays the same. He was already one of us, being married to a Werewolf and everything.

>> No.12753873

>>12753865
Well, my sitcom knowledge is quite limited, so I guess I'll let someone else handle this one.

>> No.12753874

Are there any drawfags about? I would like a drawing of a nurse MG, maybe kiko or something more docile and sumissive? It'd really make my week.

>> No.12753876

>>12753826

I was (still am) watching Whose Line.

Sue me.

>> No.12753878

Just a quick question, what non-dark elf monstergirl would be loving but still willing to do some bondage every once in a while?
I'd like to know for personal reasons.

>> No.12753881
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>>12753878
Arachne.

>> No.12753883

>>12753881
>Rachnee
>Loving
U 'avin a giggle?

>> No.12753884

>>12753876
>Whose line is it anyway with monstergirls
Fund it.

>> No.12753885

>>12753883
Nope! Democratic process has proven her to be best girl.

>> No.12753887
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>>12753881
Best girl.
>>12753883
Suppose I am 'avin a giggle m8. Whatcha gonna do about it?

>> No.12753893

>>12753878
Jorogumo's entire schtick is that during the day she is as kind and gentle as can be, but during the night he switch flips and she ties you up and rapes you mercilessly.

>> No.12753894

>>12753871
Fine fine, fair enough.

>>12753867
Why not a Kejerou?

>> No.12753897

>>12753894
Because Katey Sagal voiced Leela in Futurama.

>> No.12753898

>>12753878
Whichever you want, if you can imagine it you can probably make it wok.

Personally Arachnae comes to mind for obvious reasons, but hey, it's your fantasy, go nuts.

>> No.12753899

>>12753894
>red haired, sex starved Kejourou
yes

>> No.12753900

>>12753884
>"Something you would say to a man that isn't your husband."
>"Get bent!"

>> No.12753904

>>12753897
Ah yes. Not sure how I didn't make that connection, given the one episode where they spent the entire latter half referencing that.

>> No.12753908

>>12753900
You'll be the first to go Alp, Kanji.

>> No.12753911

>>12753802
Every thread you always post the SAME ushi-0ni pics
EVERY THREAD!
Stop with the ushi-oni crap already.

>> No.12753913

>>12753908
Nuh-uh, he only wants to do the girl that LOOKS like a dude.
If anything, the girl will be the Alp.

>> No.12753914

What if I just want to work at a temple preparing meals and food for a the shirohebi without getting married to one or any of them and remaining single while constantly teasing them and acting innocent about it

>> No.12753916

>>12753913
Girls can't be Alps.
>>12753914
You're... I don't even know what you are.

>> No.12753917

>>12753914
Look at it this way, you might be the first man ever to experience a shirohebi rape ball.

>> No.12753919

>>12753913
Naoto's the exception because she looks like a guy.

Also she's a best and it's impossible not to be attracted to her.

What MGs would the P4 and 3 girls be anyway? Besides Aigis and Labrys, who're already Golems.

>> No.12753921

>>12753916
No, but they can be succubi that LOOK like Alps.

>> No.12753923

>>12753921
They'd just be Tomboy Succubi then. The crux of being an Alp is that they were once dudes.

>> No.12753924

>>12753919
>Double waifu wars.
What have you done?

>> No.12753925

>>12753921
The fiends! How do we discern the bulliables from the slutbuckets now?

>> No.12753930

>>12753917
>Shirohebi rape ball
I never knew I wanted this until now

>> No.12753933

>>12752003
I look forward to seeing more of your stuff.

>> No.12753934
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>>12753911
>stop liking things that I don't like!
>make them stop, mommy!

>> No.12753936

>>12753884

"Yes the points are just like Druella's Husband: They don't exist."

>> No.12753937

>>12753919
Chie would be a Minotaurus.
Yukiko the airheaded Harpy with no personality.
Rise would be a straight-up succubus. Or a lamia.
And Naoto would somehow find a way to be an Alp. Because science.

>> No.12753939

>>12753919
Mitsuru would be a Dhampir
Chie would be a Jinko
Yukiko would be a Dragon
I'm stumped on Fuuka
Rise would be a Succubus
Naoto would be a Mantis
And Yukari would be an Elf because she's the worst girl.

>> No.12753942

>>12753917
>You wake up in the middle of the night, unable to move. your arms and legs are bound to the bed.
You can make out shapes moving in the room
A woman speak 'He is awake now."
A candle is lit, and you se all the shrines Shirohebi are in your room.
They are all naked .
"I am going first" she says.

Like that?

>> No.12753944

>>12753936
>Somewhere, somehow, Deruella suddenly feels the need to go home and cry into her favorite Paladin Daki.

>> No.12753952

>>12753944
You mean her favorite daki that isn't integrated into the walls of her Fortress of Solitude?

>> No.12753953

>>12753944
i thought it was a life sized paladin teddy bear

>> No.12753954

>>12753939
>Mantis Naoto
Fund it.
Drawfags pls.

>> No.12753955

>>12753952

Drawfags pls

>> No.12753959

>>12753934
Friendly reminder to not forget to delete that image .

>> No.12753963

>>12753959
Of course I will. Just want to make sure he sees it.

>> No.12753965

>>12753857
"Uh Hi? Look If I've done anything to anger you I'm sorry, I'm actually just trying to find my way out so..." You begin to move and the spears draw closer and you raise your hands up, just then your torn pants drop revealing your penis, which you believe grew slightly more once again.
The masked people looked to each other "Man!"
"Man!"
"Man!"
"Uhhhhh?" The people removed their masks revealing brown skinned women with pointed ears, and removing their cloaks to reveal their muscular bodies.
"Man! Man! Man!" They grabbed you by all limbs and lifted you up chanting man over and over as they carried you off into the jungle. You couldn't tell how long it was before you arrived into a village hidden in the deep parts of the jungle, the chants from your captors grew louder as more muscular women came out. You were put down at the end of stone steps and your captors bowed leading to a temple of stone, out from a cloth came a beauty of a woman, hair white as fresh snow, a muscular hourglass frame like the Panther woman but with an even bigger ass, which it's softness was beaten by the soft red lips of the woman.
"Welcome Man, to the Village of the Amazon Women! I am Chief Varna, tell me what brings you to our island."
"I am a castaway ma'am I did not mean to intrude."
"Intrude? You do not intrude, for now comes the time where we Amazon women can breed!"
"What?" You started to feel a bit uneasy seeing the smiles of these women.
"Yes The last time a man has stepped foot on our land was 25 years ago, where we were all born under the same father. YOU man shall father our children so we may live. It is our Law."
"If I do not want to father your children?" The Chief's face grew angry.
"Then you have broken our law and shall be imprisoned until you oblige."
The Amazons all surrounded you, taking their loincloths off.
http://strawpoll.me/3110697

>> No.12753967

>>12753963
Yer trip fagging again fool!

>> No.12753968

>>12753952

>Fortress of Solitude?
>More like Fortress of Schlicktitude
>We all know what you do in there!

>> No.12753969

>>12753967
>tripfagging
>no trip

What are you smoking?

>> No.12753970

>>12753968
Judge not, for someone might be using a crystal ball to watch you fap.

>> No.12753971
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12753971

Hey guys!
I caught a demon , and not sure what to do with it.
Anyone want it?
Damn things keeps trying to get into my house.

>> No.12753972

>>12753971
Rub its horns.

>> No.12753973

>>12753965
Honestly, I feel like we should give them our seed, but I'm voting for bargaining because we're not going to be able take responsibility.

>> No.12753978

>>12753971
Grap the tips of it's ears in your lips.
Run your tongue along the edge.
Gently, teasingly suckle on the flesh.

>> No.12753980

>>12753965
If they will let us go and help us after the orgy, then fine give them some lovin.

>> No.12753983

>>12753965
>Snu-Snu
Oh no.

>> No.12753986

>>12753978
You do that to elves, not demons !

>> No.12753989

>>12753986
You do it to any beautiful girl with delicious looking ears!
Next you'll tell me you only gag and rape elves.

>> No.12753991

>>12753965
This has turned silly and outright stupid.

I am going to make a better version with blackjack and hookers!

>> No.12753992

>>12753989
Elves and humans.

>> No.12753995

>>12753989
Uhh proper elven decorum says i am supposed to ring gag and rape them.
Otherwise they turn into angry elves.

>> No.12753998

>>12753980
Yeah but consider our Pelvis.

>> No.12754000

>>12753991
You must not have been around for the original story when Trader Anon had us fight an Armstrong'd Mayor alongside Not!Vergil and a Half Oni Muscle human girl. Now THAT was dumb

>> No.12754001

>>12754000
Dumb is good sometimes.

>> No.12754002

>>12753884

> "Things you can say about your computer, but not you husband."

>> No.12754005

>>12753998
they can be gentle
______I hope.______

>> No.12754008

>>12753995
Now as far as dark elves go I tenderly love them, drives them totally crazy.
They aren't used to an assertive man. so its a big turn on for them.

>> No.12754010

>>12753018
God that gesture turns me on.

>> No.12754014

>>12754000
I think it is time he ended his story.

>> No.12754016
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>>12754005
Bad End.

>> No.12754017

>>12754016
Great way to end his story.

Lost forever.

>> No.12754018

>>12754016
But anon, clearly in that image an adventurer was lost and wounded, and they are healing him with their Amazonian rituals! It's all for his own good.

>> No.12754019

>>12754002
>"What do you mean it has no memory?"

>> No.12754020

>>12754018
He has been raped to the point of literal mindbreak, he stopped thinking and has to be fed. Such is life in da woods.

>> No.12754021

>>12754018
Amazon healing magic!

>> No.12754023

>>12754016
Little did they know this was just a movie shoot.
And they're all actors.

>> No.12754026

>>12754023
Shhhhh.
They wont come see it if they know that!
Next you will tell em it wont even be in the movie.

>> No.12754030

>>12754016
Post more uncensored Amazons, /mgg/

>> No.12754032

>>12753965
>YOU man shall father our children so we may live. It is our Law."

I can not stop laughing at this.
Please tell me you wrote this in humor and not in seriousness

>> No.12754036

>>12753658
Panzerfaust 3

My /k/ is showing

>> No.12754040

>>12754036
Elves with antitank weapons.
Last thread they had sniper rifles and MGs
Who keeps giving them all this stuff?

>> No.12754042

>>12753971
You're going to need some form of cordage (preferably paracord), and a sock. This is what you do.

Hold her to the ground face-down. Begin to nuzzle your face along the nape, working downwards at your preferred pace. Given the orientation of her horns, be careful not to injure yourself as you adjust her arms behind her back. Tie them together, and then begin to bend her legs to frogtie her. When this is done, be sure to connect the ankle binds with the FOREARM, not wrist, as this would cause more severe injury.

After that, feel free to leave her wherever you feel appropriate. In your case I suggest putting a blindfold on her and dropping her into an airport.

>> No.12754044

>>12754040
Nicholas Cage?

>> No.12754047

>>12754042
What about the sock?

>> No.12754048

>>12754036

Makes sense but the way it's drawn it looks more like a barrel then an rpg tip

>> No.12754049

>>12754047
Derp, the sock is the blindfold

>> No.12754050

>>12753965
"W-wait! What if I gave you something BETTER than children!?" The Amazon women stopped and the Chief looked confused.
"What could you offer us that is better than our village's future?" You needed to think, it was times like these that would test your merchant meddle when you saw a rock. You pointed to it, and began a long series of hopes and prayers
"What if I told you I could turn that rock into a weapon? Not like a spear, or arrowheads. But something that could make you strong, feel more powerful than ever!" The woman walked down and stood before you.
"You have my attention."
"I know the ways of magic, I can turn something as simple as a rock into a tool of real power!"
"You swear that you can do such? That seems like a miracle."
"I can do it, I'll prove it!" The woman stares at you, narrowing her eyes before raising her hand.
"You have two suns to make that stone give us what you promise, should you do so we shall let you go, if not you are back to either giving us children or being our prisoner."
As the chief turned there was a loud roar, the Panther woman came out, running towards the scene, you braced yourself to be leaped on, but instead of you it was the Chief who was mounted.
"Pala! You return!"
"You know this Panther chick?"
"Pala is like a sister to me, we found her as a kitten and I have fought alongside her my whole life. She would be our best warrior if not for her dullness in the head. Enough talk though, come. I shall give you room to work, BRING HIM THAT ROCK!"
You were taken into the temple and sat in a room with the rock. You began to pray you remembered the passage on magic stones from your studies as you hovered your hands over the rock, pondering what to make exactly.
http://strawpoll.me/3110937

>> No.12754052

>>12754050
And he is still going .

Not good at taking clues much?

>> No.12754053

>>12754047
>>12754049
More a makeshift gag, but that works too.

>> No.12754055

>>12754032
And people wonder why we keep losing writefags.

>> No.12754056

>>12754052
Silence anon. Some of us are having fun.

>> No.12754060

>>12754052
>There are more people voting for his stuff than there is people being a jackass about his stuff
My god it makes no sense!

>> No.12754062

>>12754052
Hey, I like it. Just because someone does something that you don't like doesn't mean they're automatically terrible.

>> No.12754064
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>>12754030

>> No.12754072

>>12753965
>"Yes The last time a man has stepped foot on our land was 25 years ago, where we were all born under the same father. YOU man shall play Black jack with us, if you lose a hand you will father a child for a woman so we may live, if you win you get to have a FLAPJACK so you may live. It is our Law."

>> No.12754073

>>12754050
>Making Magic shit
FINALLY!

>> No.12754077

>>12753916
>>12753917
Hey it's not like I'm using my snake cloaca onahole every night and being as loud and lewd as I possibly could while using it, letting the thin walls and temple acoustics carry the sound to most of their rooms.

>> No.12754078
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>>12754064
Very clever.

I meant more the tanned, Goddess like MG.
Have a tanned elf instead.

>> No.12754079

>>12754077
You... you're nothing but evil! What are you?

>> No.12754081
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12754081

Here.
Have some fluffy.
Calm down and let him write, not everyone can be good at it.

>> No.12754083

>>12753919

>Naoto is the best

Finally someone understands!

>> No.12754085

>>12754078
>Tanned
She's naturally dark skinned.
Just like her loli mother.

>> No.12754093

>>12753954
Using Tempest Slash too.

>> No.12754112

>>12754079
>Kitsune drops by the temple asking for a place to stay for the night
>She asks cookanon to brush her tails for her.
>He reluctantly agrees.
>Begins humming a lullaby his mother sang him to seep with while peacefully brushing her tails
>She's fallen asleep by the time he's halfway done but he doesn't stop.
>He finishes well after the time he and everyone else would normally go to bed.
>He lays her down on her bedroll and kisses her forehead softly before returning to his room and going to sleep.
>The shirohebi stay up all night waiting for him to do his nightly ritual or for him and the kitsune to fuck so they can marry the two and send him away.
>None of the shirohebi get any slleep that night while the human and the kitsune got the best sleep of their lives and are way to cheery the next morning.

>> No.12754122

>>12754112
Those Shirohebi are going to go insane here soon .

OH I get it, the Ryuu is getting revenge on them!
That's why she hired him.

>> No.12754123

>Unassuming MGC citizen is walking home from work, exhausted and stressed
>Suddenly flames everywhere
>Hellhound slowly emerges from the fire
>Her lustful laugher echoes in the night, as she presents herself in all her bestial glory
>Her fierce eyes are finally revealed, as the bright flames ease down around her
>The amount of shit eaten by her wide grin is immesureable
>Assuming an aggressive position, she glances at her victim, thinking of all the things she's going to do to her soon-to-be squeaky toy once she pounces him
>He's still standing there, staring back at her with a tired look on his face
>"...Huh?"
>He doesn't even flinch at her ominous, confused voice
"What is it?", he asks, taking the Hellhound by surprise
>Her grin vanishes completely, being replaced by a very confused expression

>> No.12754127

>>12754122
Actually the Ryu just hired him because he was a friend who was down on his luck because fucking tanukis.

>> No.12754128

>>12754123

>"I, er... aren't you gonna try to... y'know... run away or something?"
>He sighs
"Then what?"
>"Then I'll... chase you to the ends of the Earth and... drag you back to hell with me?"
"Mhm."
>"...Aren't you going to even try?"
"What's the point in that?"
>"Don't you have anything to live for?"
>He just shrugs in response, too jaded to give a shit
>"...Are you seriously not the least bit scared, mortal? It's hell we're talking about here, you know."
"Can't be worse than living in this damn city."
>"But..."
"You don't look scary either to be honest. Far from it, actually."
>The Hellhound just stares at him for a couple of seconds, surprised and baffled
"...So, are we gonna do this or...?"
>"Dammit, this is too awkward for me! You should be screaming and scurrying away in fear!"
"Not really in the mood."
>"Can you at least pretend to be scared and run away? Please?"
"I'm too tired for that, miss. Can't we just get this over wi--"
>"No, that won't do! You're making it too easy!"
"Sorry."
>"Ugh, I can't be doing with this! I'll be back tomorrow, you better give me some excitement by then, mortal!"
>Frustrated for being denied the thrill of the hunt by a mere human, the Hellhound crosses her arms and vanishes in a cloud of flames and smoke with a pout
>The man watches as she takes her leave, his bored expression unchanged
>Silence ensues, only to be suddenly broken moments later by the sound of his growling stomach
"Goddammit."

>> No.12754137

>>12754128
This is why you need to pay close attention to those rape prevention class instructors!

Well done short Anon!

>> No.12754154
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12754154

"Stupid humans, don't they know how to make a proper RPG, grind grind grind......."

What do you guys think of me doing gamer demon as well as commercial Ryuu?

>> No.12754156

>>12754154
I'm intrigued. Lessee it!

>> No.12754161

>>12754154
Nah.

>> No.12754162

>>12754154
Seriously?
You would think that a monster girl would love nothing more than grinding.

>> No.12754166

>>12754154
I am thinking she is a demon settled down with a guy, and since she had some free time she tried a few JRPGs .
Seems like a worn out idea to me.

Maybe I will just write some more MGCPD and kikimora maid stories

>> No.12754168

>>12754050
1/2
You pondered on the Chief's words of Pala the Panther woman and thought making something smarter would impress someone more than a possible placebo effect of increased strength.
You recalled the methods of making a magic stone required two things, lots of mana, and to focus on the 'element' in question. You wondered how you could focus on intelligence as you began to feel to connection between your mana and the rock flowing. You did the best thing you could think of for it, doing math. 10+10, 100-25+25. The problems you thought up became harder to solve. Still nothing. You were given fruits to sustain yourself as you kept focusing. Every now and then you would be met by Pala rubbing herself against you and clawing your shit, and you pushing her head down. Night fell and the stone remained unchanged. The next day you got back to it immediately, now trying to spell long or difficult words. Still nothing. You seemed to be at a loss as dusk of the second day drew. You paced around the room and wondered what you were doing wrong. You sat down once again and focused everything on the rock, a visible stream of mana from you as you were running out of time. "Come on, come on!"
You felt yourself become exhausted from pumping all your mana in at once, you couldn't even keep yourself awake with a spell as you blacked out. You suddenly found yourself sitting in pure blackness, sitting across from a silhouette and in between you two was a chess board, your pieces were glowing pink, and his were black like coal.
"Who, are you?" The Figure only smirked as he made the first move. For some reason you were compelled to play. You couldn't tell time in this strange void, it almost felt like each move took days at a time You made a move. "Check."
The figure only smiled as the two of you took the other's pieces, until you finally cornered him.
"Checkmate."

>> No.12754169

>>12754162
I see what you did there!

>> No.12754171

>>12754168
2/2
"Magic is wonderful, isn't it?" The figure said.
"You never answered me, who are you?" The figure's face crumbled apart revealing a light that blinded you
"Knowledge." When you came to you gasped and breathed heavily as you looked down, the rock had a pink glow to it, you grabbed it and when you held it you felt smarter, you felt like you knew things you never even researched. You had made the gem as promised. It was still early morning so you had some time to craft the gem into a necklace using a spearhead like a drill with wind magic and cutting up a vine for string.
"Man! Your time is up!" The chief parted the cloth and walked in, followed by her feline friend.
"Have you completed what you promised?"
"I have, and I would like to show everyone."
"Very well, CALL THE WOMEN!" Horns rang through the village as the women all gathered, the three of you stood at the top of the steps to the temple.
"Show us man, this miracle of yours!" You walked over to Pala with the makeshift necklace.
"Watch! I shall show you the true power my magic has!" You put the Necklace on Pala, there was silence before the woman gave a low growl, holding her head, she fell to her knees and the women gasped. Before too long though the Panther woman's head shot up and she stood.
"Pala?" The Chief looked at her and Pala looked to her.
"Friend Varna!"
"She speaks! She speaks like us!"
"Friend Varna! Pala Can Talk! Pala can think! Friend Man has made Pala speak!" The entire village was talking frantically as Pala hugged you.
"Friend!"
"Yes Pala, Friend." You patted her head, when suddenly the Chief bowed.
"Man! Tell us your name."
"I'm Anon." The Chief stood and raised her hands.
"AMAZON WOMEN! FROM THIS DAY FORTH WE SHALL SPEAK OF THIS DAY, THE DAY WE WERE VISITED BY ANON, THE MIRACLE MAN!" Everyone bowed to you as you rubbed the back of your head and chuckled.
"Miracle Man Anon, anything you wish we shall grant!" The chief asked getting to a single knee.
http://strawpoll.me/3111287

>> No.12754178

>>12754171
>I mispelled Men in the second choice
FUCK

>> No.12754179

Now we buy their territory and turn it into a sexual retreat for men
Charging them money to come get amazon potang!
and the hotels and the food, and the drinks, and the transportation
The money will just roll on in!

Welcome to Snu Snu paradise!

>> No.12754183

>>12754128

The last man to try the "I don't give a fuck" routine ended up with a Tarrasque waifu. I foresee Hellhound puppies in this man's future

>> No.12754185

>>12754112
>>12754122

Where's that one anon who always comes in about now and posts, "Don't bully the Shirohebi!" ?

Not that it matters. Bullying a best. Continue.

>> No.12754188

>>12754179
We would need to hire a Shirohebi shamanic healer to fix all those pelvis and penor injuries , but i am sure we can just bill the patrons for it.

>> No.12754193

>>12754185
I make no promises, I've always been a general ideas man not a story man and my last attempt at coming up with something like this ended in me compiling both parts into a single post that got ignored.

>> No.12754194

>>12754171
I now want it when we get back that we ask Fran what she did while we were gone.
>"I ate some flies, how about you?"
>"Eh I played chess with a physical representation of Knowledge."
>"Huh."

>> No.12754195

>>12754179
>>12754188
Hathorites would be selling milk at the front gate and in the shops.

>> No.12754196

>>12754185
Don't bully the Shirohebi!

Besides those Shirohebi kinda deserve it .
If they just can't ask the guy for sex, it is their problem.

>> No.12754198

>>12754195
would they sell those MGC Central admin type cookies too?

>> No.12754201

>>12754185
Don't bully the Shirohebi, faggot.

>> No.12754202

>>12754198
Only for the men who want loli-onis.

>> No.12754203

>>12754198
Oh, I love those things!
Ever since I started eating those my sex life has greatly improved.
I have asked out over 5 different MGs over the last 3 weeks, and had lots of 'fun' with them.

Thanks MGC Central Admin!

>> No.12754204

>>12754202
Which ones? The ones with the Spirit Energy Booster Cookies with the "White Creamy Filling" and the big red sticker that says, "Monster Girls only! May cause Alpification in males!"

Or those cookies with the small, blue triangle-shaped "candies" for men that help give him a different kind of energy?

>> No.12754211

>>12754204
Both, but the first kind only for MGs obviously.

>> No.12754213

>>12754193
You get better by practice. Plus, you're anonymous, so what if you mess up? Not like anyone will remember.

>> No.12754218

>>12754213
Well, there was that one guy who was so bad at it I don't think I will ever forget it.

>> No.12754222

>>12754218
Which story was that?

>> No.12754224

>>12754218
Which guy? Source?

>> No.12754225

>>12754204
I always laugh when I see the guys new to MGC getting offered one of those , and they snack away on one not realizing they are supposed to give them to women

>> No.12754230

>>12754218
I am not trying to shitstorm or start crap
but that horrible lich gamer story was the worst thing I had ever read.

>> No.12754241

>>12754230
Well, for what its worth I thought what you wrote so far was pretty good. No where near as bad as that other guy. But if you really don't want to write more, no one can force you. Just keep at it in the future.

>> No.12754245

>>12754168
>You felt yourself become exhausted from pumping all your mana in at once

I have had sex like that before with my MG wife, good stuff that!

Last time I will ever touch her reverse scale by accident.

>> No.12754249
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12754249

Would you date her? She's extremely lonely and can't see very well, but she loves cuddling and will be unflinchingly loyal to you if you give her a chance.

>> No.12754254

>>12754249
>extremely lonely
>loves cuddling
>unflinchingly loyal
Yes.

>> No.12754255
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12754255

>>12754249

>> No.12754258

>>12754249
I want to bully her some.

Then love her.

Then make her wear googly eye glasses.

>> No.12754259

>>12754258
>not Groucho glasses
step up senpai

>> No.12754260

>>12754249
what would happen if she were to try and eat a box of fries from mcdick's?

>> No.12754264

>>12754213
fine, I'l try but don't expect this to come in anything but chunks as I try to figure out what I'm even doing with this abomination of a story.
>>12754127
>It was that time of year again, the Ryu of the temple was shedding.
>Normally this would be no problem except the shirohebi hadn't gotten any seep last night so they where pretty much useless for helping her.
>This leaves things up to the cook.
>Yup just her old friend cookanon and all 20 feet of Ryu tail that needed skin pulled off.
>He could do it, make no mistake he had done it a few times when they where younger; but he hadn't done it since a few years before her reverse scale developed and he had no idea where it was.
>This meant what would normally take about an hour for a team of around 16 shirohebi to do was now going to take 8 hours for a single man to do, if he was that lucky.
>Of course she was trying to be dignified as you slowly peeled away layers of skin from the past year, but of course shedding always left monstergirls sensitive and the continua rubbing of yourself against her now even more than usually sensitive tail did nothing to help matters.
>Her little moans and gasps where even starting to get to you; despite your best efforts to ignore them.
>By the time you finish many hours later you're both panting from exhaustion and arousal.
>The two of you decide it would be best to forget this ever happened before you hurriedly return to your room.
>You never masturbated more furiously in your life

>> No.12754266

>>12754154

I see it becoming a gamer gazer rip off and possibly being Lich Gamer V2. I wouldn't.

>> No.12754271
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12754271

>>12754260
She can only eat things using cutlery otherwise her eyes get extremely itchy and painful.

If you really want to feed her things like that you'll have to do it by hand and guide it to her mouth.

Also, did I mention she only wears sweaters around the house with long stockings? It's basically the only casual clothes she has.

Please give her a chance to find a loving home before she goes full cake.

>> No.12754274

>>12754249
Would she be offended if I kissed her on the hand?

>> No.12754276

>>12754266
Yeah, I agree, I talked myself out of it

>>12754166

>> No.12754277

>>12753061
He doesn't have much uploaded on there, sadly.

Though I am seeing there are several of his doujins available to purchase.

>> No.12754279

>>12754271
I definitely have something to feed her.
I make a half decent omelette

>> No.12754281

>>12754249

>extremely lonely
>can't see very well
>loves cuddling
>unflinchingly loyal

God dammit I'm gonna need two ambulances for this one.

Of course I would.

>> No.12754282

>>12754271
I would hit it!

again and again!

>> No.12754284

>>12754264
Bullying a Ryu is fine, too.

>> No.12754285

/mgt/.
This >>12752270 with Monster Girls when?

>> No.12754287

>>12754284
Wut? How is what I wrote bullying the Ryu? The Ryu was a good friend and they decided they didn't want to change that.

>> No.12754288

>>12754284
A Ryuu is fine too!

Fixed for you.
He needs to go tap that tail!

>> No.12754289

>>12754271
I want to bring her into bed wearing only thigh-highs and arm-length gloves before I spoon with her. until the next morning.

>> No.12754292
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12754292

>>12754289
>only thigh highs and arm length gloves
anon you have caused such an arousal within me as shall never be quenched
Do MeMes count as Monster Girls?

>> No.12754291

>>12754287
>"Continuously rubbing up against her...even more than usually sensitive...moans and gasps"

Then

>Leaves the room.

You totally blueballed her. Heh.

>> No.12754293

>>12754287
It's called teasing the writer.

I am surprised 'you type like a faggot' or 'bitch-guy' isn't here.
They complain and shitsttorm about everything.

>> No.12754294

>>12754285
Hopefully never.
Come on guys, we don't need to inject monstergirls into EVERYTHING.
>>12754293
You created bitch-kun though.

>> No.12754295

>>12754291
See, I agree with this post.

Friends with perks dood,

>> No.12754297

>>12754292
Only if you want to think of them as a form of succuvirus.

>> No.12754298

>>12754291
T-that was not my intentions! My intentions were good!
>>12754293
Fair enough I suppose. Now I just need to figure out where to go from here. And maybe pastebin this thing.

>> No.12754301

>>12754295
A true friend would have had discrete sex with her .
And the Shirohebi would never know.

>> No.12754302

>>12754271

Well fuck. Make that four ambulances. I'm sold.

>> No.12754303

>>12754294
>Not wanting to interact with a VR Monster Girl AI

Dude.

>> No.12754306

>>12754298
Just write little snippets about life there, pastebin it, write some stuff that happens before what you have written, and after, or even during.
Then make each encounter a sort of chapter if you will
You just keep on adding to it until you think you are done.
Then move to the next project

>> No.12754315

>>12754306
Alright well here's everything I've done so far, I've got some other shit to attend to so I'll have to come back to this later.
http://pastebin.com/6Hi1Ht2c

>> No.12754317

>>12754306
Some anon a few threads ago wrote an amusing short about drunken Shirohebi in a hot spring complaining about the Ryuu priestess.
it ended with the Ryuu having been in the spring with her saying something like "It would be nice if you girls wouldn't act like i wasn't here' to the Shirohebi.

>> No.12754318

>>12754171
"I want my freedom, and for you Varna, along with Pala to come with me, to the outside world. There is much you can learn and bring back to your people." The Amazon Chief's brown cheeks turned red as you extended your hand to her, she took it but a Panther Jinko hugging you bumped your face into the firm breasts of the chief.
"Friend Varna and Friend Anon are Friends too! All friends!"
"Amazon tribe, our Miracle Man has spoken I shall take my leave of you, and return with knowledge of the world." The women all cheered as she leaned in.
"And I'll defintly be bringing a child back with me." She whispered seductively kissing your cheek with her soft lips.
The tribe all gathered at the place where you crashed and began to work on a boat. They chanted a work song in unison as they cut trees, carved them into lumber, carved skins and thinned them to make sails. You helped them out by making nails using your fire magic, which only helped enforce their worship of you. By the next day you had all the makings of a ship. From there the tribe puts together the ship and crafted the oars. They tied the sail to the mast with vines and by mid day she was put together, a ship for three, and not half bad either.
"I'd Christin her but I don't have any wine." You said as the Amazon women were crying, hugging their Chief.
"Cry not my sisters, I shall return. Until then keep safe." She was hugged from behind by the smiling Panther.
"Pala keep Varna safe! Pala promise!" They waved goodbye as they got into the boat with you, their heavy bodies rocked the boat as you pushed off, setting sail.
They kept waving at the tribe until they could no longer be made out. "Don't worry, I promise you'll see them again."
Just then your felt a muscular hand and claw wrap around your chest and kisses on your cheeks.
"Pala, you say Miracle Man Anon is shy."
"Yes! He no want play with Pala."
"H-hey! It's not like that!"
"Then 'play'." Varna said smiling
http://strawpoll.me/3111625

>> No.12754322

>>12754295
>Friends with perks dood,

That would never exist in a world with monstergirls

Similar to how kikimoras worm their way up from being simple employees into eventually becoming your wife.

>You and one of the more sexually frustrated shirohebis both agree to use one another.

>It's great at first. She calls you in around four times a week and you two go at it for hours before you get dressed and leave.

>About a month into it she starts asking you to cuddle after sex, it's not because she's into the romance or anything. It's just that she needs to heat up and you're a perfect heat source.

>Since you both agree and there's no problem or emotional attachment you start doing it every time you go over for sex.

>Sometimes she calls you up just to cuddle and sleep for a bit. You don't really mind since her smooth scales feel nice and she's just a friend.

>About a few weeks after that she calls you up just to talk for a while and hang out. She even made some dinner to go along with it.

>Admittedly you were a little worried, but she was just so good at cooking and such a great conversation partner that your worries melted away.

>In fact, the two of you agree that instead of just sex it would probably be best if she cooked up a little something whenever you go over to visit her.

>By now the two of you are seeing each other every day of the week for dinner or sex or cuddling or just talking. The constant back and forth is getting ridiculous.

>Surprisingly she proposes that she moves in with you. Since you're such good friends you can't turn her down after all.

>You share a bed, talk and cuddle for hours, and even got "married" for the benefits. She's just a friend though so no worries. Her eggs? Of course you'll help her raise her daughters.

>so what if she calls you her darling? So what if you took her to visit your parents for the holidays? So what if her children call you papa and you buy them christmas presents? You're just a good roommate is all.

>> No.12754332

>>12754322
I know you tried to make this sound bad and all, but your scenario is like... mind break for the purpose of good.

>> No.12754339

>>12754322
>>12754332

The fuck is this, healing through mindbreaking? Mindhealking? I like it.

I wonder how she would react if you told somebody that you were just friends in her presence when asked.

>> No.12754343

>>12754339
>anon's eyes go blank
>Faraway crazy look
>"W-we're just F-f-friends, r-right?"
>"N-Now excuse me, I'm off to play with her kids in the park. B-because we're friends. A-and after that I'll cook dinner. Because she works hard. and it's my day off. B-because we're friends."

>> No.12754346

>>12754343
This is some hypnotism fetish level shit going on here

>> No.12754349
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12754349

Would Lescaties female soldiers wear armor that's essentially a mass production version of the Valkyries?

Pretty much what the GM is to the RX-78-2.

>> No.12754354

>>12754346
>He did it to himself

>> No.12754359

>>12754346
I wish there was an MG that uses hypnotism to mindbreak a man to love her

>> No.12754365

>>12754359
Gazer.

>> No.12754373

>>12754346
>>12754359
>>12754365

I just thought of something.

>Shirohebi & Gazer making mad cash by teaching hypnotism techniques to other monstergirl species

How fucked are we now?

>> No.12754375

>>12754373
Only fucked in the literal sense

>> No.12754383

You have lived in MGC for a while now. you have a nice job you like and made friends with this really attractive Kitsune CC what is just a little older than you.
She really enjoys being with you, going to simple restaurants, eating your food, spending time at your place, this goes on for a while.
One day you are both talking and she mentions she really really likes you because you treat her like a person and above all a woman.
You propose to her.
She is so happy she almost cries .
she tells you that there is something you have to know before you get married to her, it is her job.
It dawns on you all this time you have known her, you never knew what she did.
she would always be vague or avoid the topic.

She writes down an address for you and tells you to go to this location and go into the main hall.
Her condition to agree to your marriage proposal is you see what she does and if you can handle it she will consent.

cont.

>> No.12754389

>>12754343
>Just friends anon talking with his unmarried friend

>"I don't know man, it feels as if she thinks were somehow more than friends. I'm too young to be in a serious relationship you know?"
>Anon is swinging a baby shirohebi in his arms and feeding her from a milk bottle with his free hand while his friend stares incredulously
>"She's starting to do some weird shit too. Just this morning she adjusted my tie before giving me the regular heartshaped lunchbox and her everyday goodbye kiss. Only married women adjust ties, right?"
>he takes out his wallet and accidentally drops the three photos of his daughterus as well as the extra photos from his wedding.
>"Maybe I'm just paranoid, right? No way she thinks we're going out or something. Nah it can't be! It's just my mind playing tricks on me."
>Just as he says this he gives the baby shirohebi a kiss on her forehead and rocks her to sleep before putting away the milk bottle
>"Thanks for the talk friend, I really feel better about it now."

>> No.12754391

>>12754383
She's a surgeon. In particular, a liver specialist.

>> No.12754392

>>12754349
Anyone?

>> No.12754394
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12754394

(Translator's Note: 'Wan' means 'Woof' in Japanese)

>> No.12754395

So I had enough time for one more bit
The prequel!
>>12754315
>A long time ago in a town literally at the bbase of the mountain cookanon and his succubi friend from colege ran a smalll pro predator eatery
>This was one of the very few places in the small town that focused on predator dietary needs and cookanon had even taken the time to custom make each dish to suit the bbase needs of every predatory mg out there from hellhounds(new hellhound menu options include extra lost souls) to those unlucky few who required the taste and feel of human flesh but didn't want to actually harm humans(now with extra bloodsauce)
>It was a fun place to work at and made fairly decent money.
>Of course it exploded when she finally convinced him to add the Chef's Special Sauce to the menu, after all it was only $10 dollars to get said special sauce drizzled over anything on the menu.
>This continued for several years until on fateful day when a tanuki decided she had to convince the shop owner to enter into a household deal with her.
>Naturally she refused and the tanuki did not take kindly to this. Even going so far as to return every day for a week before threatening to have the place shutdown .
>Cookanon, not wanting to watch his friends lifelong dream go down in flames secretly quit and fled to the temple after hearing that.
>Of course the Ryu head priestess remembered her childhood friend and welcomed him with open arms.
>And that boys and girls is how cookanon became cookanon.

>> No.12754398

>>12754389
This needs to become a thing ASAP

>> No.12754399

>>12754322
Sorry to crush your dreams but the bad end is kitsunes kidnap cookanon for tail brushies.

>> No.12754405

>>12754349
>Lescatie Female Soliders
But we know what they wore.
Their uniform is depicted as being worn by...whatever the Echidna chick's name is. I forget.

>> No.12754407

>>12754394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCi7it5NKQ

>> No.12754409

>>12754383
The next day you head over to the address she wrote down for you.
It is a huge temple with a lot of patrons going in and out.
You see the Shirohebi wandering around the crowds offering directions and assistance.
You walk up to one of the ones you know and ask her where the main hall is.
She smiles and points you to it.
You enter the main hall where people are worshiping
and on the wall is huge mural

It is of her, she is the patron deity of the shrine , this shrine is dedicated to her

Cont.

>> No.12754413

>>12754409
I thought she was a few years older than me, not a few centuries

>> No.12754415

>>12754394
That dog can sell anything.

>> No.12754420

>>12754409
You head home after seeing that, not sure what to think. you see her out front dressed just like she is in the mural.
She is smiling at you, but you have known her for long enough to know from her ears she is worried.

Well, Anons?
What do?
Marry an ascended Kitsune?

>> No.12754422

>>12754409

Let me guess, it has something to do with that "worship fluffy tail" thing, doesn't it?

>> No.12754424

>>12754420
Nah.

I'll hook up with one of her maidens and remain friends though.

>> No.12754427
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12754427

>>12754407

>> No.12754430

>>12754420
Well no shit you should. What are you, some kind of faggot? Take responsibility.

>> No.12754431

>>12754420
But of course. Now I can worship fluffy tail in all kinds of ways!

>> No.12754435

>>12754420
>Marry an ascended Kitsune?
Of course. I was expecting something bad and you write this.

>> No.12754446

>>12754427
Are Polt and Smith lesbians too?
They were both ogling Cerea's tits in the newest chapter...

>> No.12754449

>>12754446
Even straight women can be stunned by tits. They are incredible things, you know.

>> No.12754451

>>12754420
Even though I love Jinkos best, a real god waifu is too good to pass up

>> No.12754453

>>12754420

Look her dead in the eye and casually say, "you need a better brush, the other one is full of hair".

And then stop caring.

>> No.12754455
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12754455

Mofu mofu~

>> No.12754457

>>12754420
>>12754453


>Marry an ascended Kitsune?

Also hell yes I love fluffy.

>> No.12754459

>>12754435
You go to the address it is a medical facility.
You wander inside and a dark elf nurse greets you and asks if she can help you.

You tell her your friend the fox sent you to see what she does..
Before you finish you pass out.
You wake up in a surgery room, tied down to a table, there in full medical garb is the fox woman.
She is grinning at you.
"You never knew?" She asked
It hits you like a ton of bricks, She always loves liver , every chance she can she eats those things.

You start freaking out trying to break free.
She simply giggles and slides up your smock letting you see she has drawn out where your liver is on you.
"I love you so much' she says "I will treasure your liver even more"
She lunges into your stomach with her teeth bare her mouth open so wide.

And gives you the biggest wettest raspberry you have ever had .
And she starts laughing at you.
"I'm not a kumiho, i am a surgeon"


like that?

>> No.12754460

Spent another hour writing today. So here's an update to the hardboiled private of MGC. Starts at the divider. Feedback and ideas for a title are welcome.

http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2

>> No.12754463

>>12754460
Well shit I meant private eye, hope I didn't make mistakes like that in my writing.

>> No.12754467

>>12754460
>>12754463
Don't worry, I'm positive that MGC has plenty of hard privates too.

>> No.12754476

>>12754318
"Fine, we'll play." Pala clapped as Verna removed her loincloth and the two of them removed your pants.
"Don't worry, I'll mother a strong child for you." Varna said kissing the tip of your penis and winking.
"You know that doesn't work like that, you don't choose when to get pregnant."
"I know that, but that doesn't mean I won't keep trying. Now, be gentle, it's my first time." Placing your penis inside her Varna make a quick huff and felt your reach inside. Slowly she began to bounce up and down on your hardening cock. You could feel each bounce was like putting a rock on and off your pelvis. You felt a sensation boiling up, unlike anything you've ever felt. As you and Varna locked fingers she leaned in to kiss you on the lips. The sensation grew more and more as Varna's pacing sped up. Suddenly the feeling became pure bliss, a moan and a stream of cum dripping from the women you just gave your virginity to. Her one rock hard abs was replaced by a cum filled stomach, she leaned back and panted.
"I never knew sex was like THAT, mother's lesson did not prepare me."
"I didn't think I had that much cum in me to be fair." You said looking at Varna's state.
"Pala Next! Pala next!" The Panther leaped on.
"Sorry Pala, you must wait, men need to rest after sex."
"No, for some reason I feel like I could keep going!" You said grasping Pala's hips and taking action yourself. You began thrusting quickly and hearing the sounds of a mewling cat you saw Pala's smile as a sign to keep going, the Panther became a kitten to your sex drive as your mounted her and placed your fingers on her paw pads. The sensation boiled up once again, and once again sheer bliss from climaxing as like Varna Pala's abs became a rounded house for an untold amount of cum.
"I feel like I could go even more! Come on you two, let's go!"
"U-Uh Miracle Man, I love your enthusiasm but I feel quite full of your seed!" Varna said, actually sounding worried.
http://strawpoll.me/3111953

>> No.12754486

>>12754476
>Cumflation
Disgusting. Keep going.

>> No.12754489

>Ahobaka @C87
>Sheep Girl w/FOG NTR
Of fucking course.

>> No.12754493

>>12754476
>"taming" the MG

it's shit.

>> No.12754495
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12754495

"Why can't you keep eye contact with me? Is this map that important to you?"

>> No.12754499

>>12754495
"I am afraid you are going to rape and enslave me, as is the custom of your race."

>> No.12754500

>>12754495
Can you stop that? It's not really contributing anything.

>> No.12754502

>>12754495
Yes.

The map.

>> No.12754503
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>>12754476
>people voting to tame her

>> No.12754504

>>12754493
>She tries to seduce us while in the middle of an important business transaction
>Lose the Customer
Yeah no.

>> No.12754505

>>12754500
Are you talking to the poster or the elf?

>> No.12754506

>>12754495
Elven concubines can be tiresome when you're a warlord trying to conquer the land.

They're so needy.

>> No.12754510

>>12754505
Poster.

>> No.12754511

>>12754495
Sorry, I can't stop staring at those incredibly arousing, uncovered ears

>> No.12754513

>>12754495
>"No miss, of course not miss."
>"I wasn't thinking of running around to the other side of the table, pulling down the scraps you call under garments, and reaming you until this map is illegible due to being soaked in your juices."
>"No, not at all."

>> No.12754514

>>12754510
Oh good, in that case please fuck off.

>> No.12754515

>>12754503
/mgg/ is just too afraid of stronk MGs.

>> No.12754517

>>12754514
Go fuck yourself.

>> No.12754520

>>12754515
There's another kind?

>> No.12754521

>>12754515
Not that I'm surprised, anyway. Typical Trader shit.

>> No.12754522

>>12754495
>DFC
yes please

>> No.12754525

>>12754517
Nah.

>> No.12754529

How would you bully a succubutt?

>> No.12754536

>>12754517
>>12754510

I'm not the guy you're arguing with, but yeah, fuck off.

>> No.12754537

>>12754489
>expecting anything good from ahobaka

the only good things he did were the lamia /ss/ and the earlier plant lady mindbreak doujin.

>> No.12754541

>>12754537
I suppose my thoughts simply linger on the long-gone days when he simply drew lewd, luscious Monster Girls, in single images. Like the Nereid or Siren pics.

Then I read his doujins and they're 90% NTR.

>> No.12754542

>>12754500
>>12754510
>>12754517
You are not even contributing.


>>12754495
Keep it up. I like them.

>>12754513
I like how you think.

>>12754529
make her do hand holding and snuggle on the couch.

>> No.12754544

>>12754529
What you do is get in a relationship with her, and then it's nothing but eskimo kisses, holding hands, and cuddling until marriage.
It's even better if you make her like it.

>> No.12754546

>>12754249
>>12754271
I'm going to impregnate her 30 times.

>> No.12754547

>>12754537
It's sad because so far the only artist I like that does MG doujins is Hroz.

>> No.12754548

>>12754529
Tell her that "Sex was okay"

>> No.12754551

>>12754547
Every read yamatagawa?
He does some nice ones when he can.
Yeah the guy who did Witchcraft.
Hes really big into FF11/14 stuff though
He does really nice mithras and elvans

>> No.12754556

>>12754271
She would be so handy to have around.


No hand jobs from her though.

>> No.12754561

I actually got some writing done last night!
Don't know if it's any good though.
Next chapter of Yetinburg, another in Sonia's perspective.
http://pastebin.com/iDfg0vQB
Dig in and be sure to tell me what you guys think please.

>> No.12754563

>>12754271
Put some sunglasses on her face. and mess with people when they slide of
"What happened to your eyes!!"

The sheer fun trolling people like that.
Or is this a stupid idea?

>> No.12754565

>>12754271
She's getting tenderly loved.

>> No.12754569

>>12754563
She might be self-conscious about it, you faggot.

>> No.12754574

tomboy vs ara ara which is better

>> No.12754576

>>12754476
You saw this chance of vulnerability to calm Verna down, make it so she wasn't desiring sex 24/7. You leaned over as she waved her hands to stop as you stuck your still erect and dripping penis inside Varna and began to thrust.
"P-please no Miracle man I...AIII!" She shouted like a girl as you began to thrust over and over inside her, the cum filled stomach having a slight jiggle and slosh to it as you felt the sensation going. You felt Varna accept her fate and wrap her legs around your waist, you felt the sensation of bliss again as the stream of cum blasted inside Varna, her cum filled stomach growing more, and she was like a waterfall of cum once you pulled out. She moaned holding her more than full stomach, the sloshing as she turned to her side to catch her breath.
"Now Varna, be a good girl. Sex is fun and all but we can't do it all the time, else we lose the fun in it. Got it?"
"Yes, I understand." You smiled and kissed her, she wrapped her fingers around your head and kissed back.
The next morning, the two had returned to their normal selves after last night, though Varna's stomach was still sore. You kept an eye out for any signs of life when you saw a familiar face. "AHOY!"
The red figure, swimming in the water, it was Merlina of the Underwater Exploration team, she smiled and leaped out waving.
"AHOY!" She darted over to your boat and put her upper body on the side.
"Anon! I can't believe it! We were about to give up hope, Captain Argus had everyone in Arn look for days!"
"Friend of Friend?" Pala said
"Yes, Merlina, can you lead me back to town."
"Sure thing! Follow me!" The red mermaid lead you back, you never thought you'd see it again. Arn.
"I'M BACK!" You shouted as you leaped from the boat onto shore.
"I'm going to tell Captain Argus and Captain Argyle to call off the search, you head back home." The Mermaid said.
http://strawpoll.me/3112123

>> No.12754578

>>12754574
ara ara always

>> No.12754585

>>12754574
Tomboy but not the blushing doormat kind

>> No.12754597

>>12754551
Pretty sure it's Yamatogawa.
Also pretty sure he never did any FFXIV or FFXI stuff.

You might be thinking of Kurohito/Kuroshiki, or Jack-o-Lantern. Their artstyles are vaguely similar.

>> No.12754601

>>12754574
TOMBOY.
A thousand times Tomboy.

>> No.12754602

>>12754574
Ara ara by far.

>> No.12754608

>>12754503
I actually had a less tame (pun half intended) choice but felt it would be too dark and retarded.

>> No.12754611

>>12754574
Tomboy. Specifically the kind of tomboy who's rough and tumble cheerful girl, and also a bit aggressive when it comes to their affections.

>> No.12754617
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If you were to get your fortune read by a monster girl, who would you go to?

>The silent Shirohebi who reads fortunes using a crystal ball
>The sultry, mystic Apophis who reads fortunes using tarot cards

Keep in mind that the two are rivals, and that their stands are right next to each other.

>> No.12754620

>>12754617
Neither, I believe in science

>> No.12754622

>>12754617
Fuck that.

I'm just gonna ask a Lich since they're probably actual masters of divination, not people setting up a honey trap to catch a husbando.

>> No.12754623

>>12754617
Apophis.

Tarot cards are miles better than shitty old crystals.

>> No.12754626

>>12754617
Tempted to go with Apophis, if only to see if she's trying to bullshit me with her 'readings'

>> No.12754632

>>12754622
>Divination
Bullshit.
They practice deliberate mystical fate manipulation, ensuring that, rather than telling you about your future, whatever they tell you BECOMES your future.

>> No.12754633

>>12754617
I choose the anubis rolling a d20, the dice gods are never wrong

>> No.12754634

>>12754617
Well, if you go with the Shirohebi the Apophis will get jealous and start stalking you.
But if you go with the Apophis, the Shirohebi stalks you instead.
The correct answer is both or neither.

>> No.12754640

>>12754633
>She rolls a 1
What happens?

>> No.12754641

>>12754640
Rocks fall and you die.

>> No.12754644

>>12754634

>The correct answer is both or neither
>Implying you won't be stalked by both regardless of your choice

The game was rigged from the start.

>> No.12754645

I-is recap anon kill ;_;

>> No.12754646

>>12754632
it actually works though.

>> No.12754647

>>12754641
Worse, Lady of Pain

>> No.12754648

>>12754640
You become her Husband
The dice is rigged, it can only roll ones.

>> No.12754649

>>12754645
Yeah, he said he wouldn't be able to do it for a while.
Not stopping anyone from trying to take over for a bit.

>> No.12754650

>>12754647
No. The floor becomes littered with lego bricks, and shoes cease to exist.

>> No.12754652

>>12754645
He actually is, he said real life was shit

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>>12754620
What's wrong with pseudoscience? Although it really be pseudoscience in an MGs case.

>> No.12754654

>>12754645

Real life matters, dude needs a rest.

>> No.12754657

>>12754645
First greentext in months and recap-senpai leaves.


Dammit.

>> No.12754659

>>12754617
Let me guess, both of them predict that I will find happiness if I marry with them, right?

>> No.12754660

>>12754648

She only used this particular dice once, specifically for you.

>> No.12754665

>>12754653
wouldn't be*

>> No.12754667

>>12754659
Well, not really.

The Shirohebi will read on your love life,
The Apophis will focus on your sex life.

>> No.12754668

Was Lego Anubis the first to truly propagate the Geek-Girl Anubis idea?

Whether it was his story, or another previously, I'd just like to thank whatever anon for making it a thing. All my love to deliciously geeky anubi.

>> No.12754677

Hey guys, Trader Anon here. Gonna have to call it a night a bit early, thanks for reading, and for those mad with the choice made, it wouldn't be my story without at least one controversial choice.

>> No.12754726

Which monster girl daughteru, sans slime, would be the messiest to clean up after

>> No.12754745

>>12754726
Lava Golem

All those charred remains...

>> No.12754752

>>12754745
Wouldn't Laval girl be consider a type of slime?

>> No.12754753

>>12754726
Wurm or a Giant Slug
Everyone remembers Slug girls, right?

>> No.12754754

>>12754745

Is it wrong that I want to be burned until nothing remains, becoming disembodied thoughts as MAMANOMANA rebuilds me into the perfect incubus for a Lava Golem?

>> No.12754760

>>12754726
Dark Slime.
>>12754753
Of course, but no one cares about them.

>> No.12754766

>>12754754
No, because get to have a red hot magma cock

>> No.12754769

>>12754752
To an extent, though they're classified as part of the golem family.

>> No.12754800

Ded

>> No.12754804
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Does "mates for life" apply to these things too?
In their case it'd probably be "mates for eternity".

>> No.12754815

So what are some MGs that can't be "tamed"?

>> No.12754816

>>12754804
These things don't look Mist Continental.
Maybe Wandering Scholar got turned around

>> No.12754818

>>12754815
HellHound
Let's make this a thing and fight the anti-femdom brigade

>> No.12754821

>>12754815
jinkos

>> No.12754827

>>12754821
Please, you can easily make them go through hoops for sex.

>> No.12754828

>>12754804
>You'll never be stalked by a hellhound until she finally catches you and drags you to hell to be with her forever.
What has she done to me?

>> No.12754832

>>12754760
That off-handedly reminded me about the hobosnail story I was going to write but held off until the holidays began.

Is it still relevant or should I focus elsewhere?

>> No.12754834

>>12754832
You can try.

>> No.12754839

>>12754818
Someone would need to write some "domestication gone wrong" stories. Like where the hellhound just stares in disgust at Anon when he tries to treat her like a dog, and then Anon gets awkward and embarrassed as the smug look melts from his face.

>> No.12754844

>>12754816
Of course they're not from the based Mist Continent, they're Hellhounds
They're from Hell

>> No.12754848

>>12754844

They're from New Jersey? Fuck.

>> No.12754854

>>12754848
Jersey Devil MG when?

>> No.12754860

>>12754818
But is being maledom necessarily mean being anti-femdom?

I wouldn't say so personally.

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>>12754844
In the same western continent Lescatie is on?
>>12754854
>Black sclera
>Huge breasts
>Breathes fire and "poison"
>Long tongue
>Satyr-like lower half
Long, spindly arms with large, clawed hands
>Antlers
>Bat wings
Never.

>> No.12754867

>>12754821
Muh bellyrubs. Muh chuffing.

>> No.12754872

>>12754839
I'd read it. But only if she domesticates him afterwards.

>> No.12754873

>>12754804
Disco Hellhound really burns up the dance floor

>> No.12754875

>>12754828

>You will never be collared by a Hellhound and forced to lick her scaldingly hot pussy after you fail to train her
>She will never go into heat and then have you shackle her to the floor and pound that pussy in the Inferno

>> No.12754878

>>12754804
All the monster girls mate for life.

>> No.12754880

>>12754875
That sounds hot, fuck you I know it's a bad pun

>> No.12754881
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Time for a story to celebrate the competition of the first Kikimora archetype!

--

Of course she would be punished after making such a horrid mistake on her first day!

To think she had the audacity of spilling hot cider on her beloved master's lap! She tried stuttering an apology about how it was an accident and that she didn't see the corner of the rug, hidden in the shadows cast from the fireplace's glow. The beloved master simply stood up, smiled, and calmly said he would have to teach her a lesson in maintaining grace and balance tomorrow. After all, mastering such things was of vital importance for any lovely young woman. She dropping her head low in a both a small bow of apology, and also an attempt to hide her glowing red cheeks. Giving her a final pat on the head, he told her to retire early and see him immediately after breakfast.

That night she went to sleep imagining all sorts of possibilities on what her master had in store for her, many of which involved holding her close and touching her -- of course, only for the sake of correcting her posture, to better teach her. It's not like it could lead to anything more intimate, right? Even if it actually was a very common theme in the rather large collection of steamy romance novels she had brought with her from the maid agency. Not coincidentally, most of them had the common theme of a master entering a forbidden relationship with his personal maid. And as it was with the pages of her novels, her head began to fill with scenarios of this kind as she lay beneath the linen sheets, at least until imaginings eventually gave way to dreams, and she drifted off to sleep.

It was not until she awoke the next morning that she would finally realize that her beloved master had something else in mind.

(Part 1, not sure how long it'll be yet.)

>> No.12754894

>>12754881

I want to bully her

>> No.12754899

>>12754881
Returning from her morning wash in the servant's bath, she had found her long uniform skirts missing from her wardrobe, all replaced with embarrassingly short mini-skirts. Similarly, all her cotton panties were removed and in their place was very thin lace panties with side-ties.

She approached him after breakfast as per his instructions, as he sat waiting for her in the sitting room chair, with the morning papers on the table beside him.

She entered the room awkwardly as she tried to move her thighs and tail as little as possible, lest she accidentally flair up her very short skirt, or work loose the knots of her black side-tie panties. For the same reason she kept her posture as straight as possible, since bending over even slightly would reveal far more than she wished. The beloved master smiled at the sight of this.

"M-master..." She whimpered, partly as a morning greeting, but also as an unconscious plea for mercy from this humiliating punishment.

The master stood up and walked towards her. Nervously, she tugged down the front of her skirt to better look modest before him, but soon realized this was a mistake, as he stepped around her and gave her bottom a sharp smack with his open palm. She let out a yelp and stumbled a half-step forward, and began to tear up in confusion and shame. Perhaps realizing he might have gone too far, the master again placed his hand on the lacy surface of her panties, but this time giving her rear a gentle rub motion, as an apology of sorts.

As he rubbed her, he leaned forward and softly spoke into her ear, his soothing voice and hot breath sending chills down her spine and warmth into her cheeks.

“The head maid tells me you have been causing some trouble since your arrival here.”

“M-master, I p-promise I won't--”

(Part 2)

>> No.12754900

>>12754881
>hot cider
That's disgusting, punish her for that, not spilling it! Who wastes cider like that? I take this as a slight against my people.

>> No.12754903

>>12754620
That's not how science works, Neil.

>> No.12754904

>>12754894
We all do anon

>> No.12754905

>>12754880

Too bad i'll never get around to writing that short about a Warlock getting tricked into summoning one.

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>>12754899
>“The head maid tells me you have been causing some trouble since your arrival here.”

Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy

>> No.12754914

>>12754667
In that case shirohebbi because if I get a god fortune from her than the other life will most likely be taken care of and after all as average as I look the apophis isn't likely to start stalking me because I went to the shirohebi

>> No.12754915

>>12754899

“Shhh...” He whispered, blowing harder into her ear and causing her to grow even more flustered. The smell of Master wafted into her nose and caused her heart to beat even harder.

Removing his hand from her bottom, he began to stroke her feathery tail to help calm her.

Continuing to speak softly into her ear, he said, “Today forth until such a time as I find you worthy of me, I shall take your discipline into my own hands. A poor servant reflects a poor task master, as they say.”

“Your failures I will punish.” His free hand gave a light tug on one of the side-ties of her panties, causing it to gently slide down between her legs to the floor. She instinctively tried to drop to the floor to conceal her exposed underside, but found that her masters arms had wrapped around her waist and prevented her from moving. Her heart felt like it ready to pop out of her chest.

“But your successes...” The beloved master moved a hand from her waist to brush over her small but sensitive chest, “...I will see reward. Do you understand?”

>> No.12754924

>>12754668
The idea of an anubis playing with Lego had already been thrown about in the thread once or twice before.
If I remember rightly, I hastily wrote it out in response to a particular post about it. Or maybe it was somebody talking about an anubis playing with arduinos. Either way, they factored into the creation of a few barebones posts about the Lego Anubis, which then exploded into something vaguely resembling a story.
Looking back on it, it's a little rough-hewn, but I'm so happy that people have enjoyed it this much. It gives me such a warm feeling seeing people talking about it even now, and running with the idea where I left off.

So, thanks for making my day with your post. I really appreciate it.

>> No.12754932

>>12754915
>>12754915

He finally released her and stepped back. No longer leaning on the master for support, her weak legs finally gave way as she collapsed to the floor in a sitting position. It took her a few moments to recover from the shock of this mornings' events and turn to look for where he panties fell.

The master cleared his throat. Turning to look over at him, she saw him hold up the ball of black lacy fabric in his closed hand. “I believe today is good weather for shopping, wouldn't you agree?”

She opened her mouth to say something – what exactly, she wasn't even sure yet – but before she could, he tucked the cloth into his coat pocket and turned to leave, only adding, “I believe today is good weather for shopping, wouldn't you agree? Now's as good a time as any to show you around the town...”

She let our a sad whimper as if a lost puppy, but stood up and followed her master to the entryway despite the very uncomfortable sensation of the cool air brushing past her exposed privates. Her heartbeat was as strong as ever as she approached the front door. But it was only when she consciously tried to stop herself from wagging her feathery tail (to prevent it from pushing up her skirt) did she realize that maybe it was more than just fear that was causing her heart to beat so quickly.

(Part 4 – The End)

(Afterword: Aaaaand here's a good place to stop because its getting too long. Hope this came out alright. Just started writing it on a whim, wasn't really planned out so I wasn't sure where I was going. Tried to make it thematically like the sort of steamy bodice-ripper novels that she would enjoy reading. Just because. Hopefully the writing style doesn't seem TOO weird because of it.)

>> No.12754939

>Your monstergirl will never dress up as a maid and pretend to be a shirohebi in order to fulfill your fetishes.

>A shirohebi pleasantly calling out "Masta!" as you come through the door with her tail smacking the floor in excitement

>A blue oni red with embarrassment stuttering "M-Master..." while trying to pull down the maidskirt so that it covers her legs more

>A jinko pouncing you down with a hearty "Anon-Master!" as she breaks into immediate chuffing and rips her maid outfit off along with your clothes

>A baphomet purring "Onii-masta..." as she serves you a plate of deliciously innocent cookies

>A harpy fidgeting with her maidcap before realizing that you're there and gasping in excitement before tackling you down and begging you to mate with her.

>An oomukade that you have to coax from under your bed since she insists that the maid outfit looks terrible on her and that you'd hate her if you saw her.

>A mantis coldly slicing through your clothes before leading you to a hot bath that she drew just for her "master" with the beginnings of a lewd smile forming on her lips

>A wurm forgetting to act the role and asking you to play with her even if the entire house is a mess and she failed to clean it up like she promised

>An apophis forcing you to wear a maid outfit and then pushing you down on the bed before whispering "Time to rape the maids."

>A Kikimora acting completely normal as usual and wondering why everyone else is copying her thing.

I love all maids, not just the feathery ones.

>> No.12754944

I have this one fantasy where a big motherly lamia has sweet slow sex with me.
After she is done she would kiss me and slowly start to shallow my whole body into her vagina.

Inside her womb I would feel scared and then a tentacle would reach from the dark and insert itself into my bellybutton. Then a wave of pleasure and calmness rushes through me. She now feeds me through the umbilical cord.

Now the mutation process begins. She would pump substances into my body that will turn me into a small and sensitive little girl. I become her daughter and she is now my new real mother.

New tentacles appear and they start to fuck me and fill me with substances that make me more feminine. I spend months living the perfect NEET life inside mommy. No need for eating, warm, safe and being brought to orgasm everyday.

After some years I would be born again, only to find that my mom somehow "stole" my cock from my previous body and after all those years of training I'm ready to be impregnated and bear my mommy's child.

>> No.12754945

>>12754932
I liked it.

>> No.12754950

>>12754944
there's a thread for this exactly on a board that you should really go to

>>>/d/

>> No.12754951
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>>12754944
Bollocks pls.

>> No.12754954

>>12754944
Looks like it's that time again.

>> No.12754958

>>12754939
>That apophis
Can't I dress up like a bishounen butler?
I'm sure she'd like that more.
It's all the same anyway when I'm yelling out, "Ii-yaaaaaan~!"

>> No.12754960

>>12754932
Fabulous, bravo Danna.

>> No.12754962

>>12754951

That wasn't me, I swear to God.

>> No.12754965

>>12754944
This is some fine bait.

>> No.12754966

>>12754962
Inari?

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>>12754944

>> No.12754972

>>12754944
>After some years I would be born again

Pregnancy doesn't last that long.
Immersion broken.

>> No.12754973

>>12754944
See, you had me at motherly lamia,
But then you lost me at unbirthing.
You lost a valued customer, anon. Shame on you and your house.

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>>12754939
>An apophis forcing you to wear a maid outfit and then pushing you down on the bed before whispering "Time to rape the maids."

Oh gosh that sounds wonderful

>> No.12754978

>>12754939
>A pharaoh who forces an embarrassed smile while dusting the tables, plotting internally to make you pay for making her degrade herself
She subconsciously gets into it, though

>> No.12754979

>>12754966

I don't know who it was but i've barely been paying attention to the thread today.

>TFW namefagging for no reason

>> No.12754980

>>12754932

Shit, I need to start keeping the stuff I write. I put up a pastebin, though it only has two things on it right now -- only stuff I've done ever since becoming a tripfag. Also, yes, I'm still going to redo the choose-a-maid story once I finish all three pictures for 'em. So it's not posted there yet.

http://pastebin.com/u/Danna-sama

>> No.12754984

>>12754979
Does the IRC League of Doom always watch us?

>> No.12754987

hi IRC

>> No.12754989

>>12754984
We have a /mgt/ IRC channel? Or is it just a general board-wide channel?

Also, anyone know if Nyanon said he's going to be on tonight, or was that tomorrow?

>> No.12754990

>>12754939
>An apophis forcing you to wear a maid outfit and then pushing you down on the bed before whispering "Time to rape the maids."
Change the maid costume for a butler one and I'm very ok with this.

>> No.12754999

>>12754958
>>12754990
Oh come on, where's your sense of adventure? It's not like anyone besides her would see it.

Besides, if it really bugs you that much than pick a different monster girl nigger.

>> No.12755000

>>12754984

You make it sound like we're not members of the community as well. Was reading the thread and saw whatever the fuck that was.

It's cute you faggots are willing to call me a hack and shit but then give me credit for shit I didn't do. It almost makes me feel loved.

>> No.12755002

>>12754939
That Mantis is getting plowed.

>> No.12755005

>>12754989
we've had the /mgg/-specific IRC since the /a/ days
Its basically the third scapegoat in the line of the shitpost blame game, preceding Bob and less

>> No.12755006

>>12755000
I love you too, fudgepacker.

>> No.12755008 [DELETED] 

>>12754999
I want to tease an older single harpy bartender about her age before taking my drink and waking away to go flirt with some young apophisi

>> No.12755009

>>12755005
Is it active at all? Got a link or info for it, or something?

>> No.12755010

>>12755006

I'm not your fudgepacker, buttsnorkeler.

>> No.12755011

>I want to tease an older single harpy bartender about her age before taking my drink and waking away to go flirt with some young apophisi

>> No.12755012

>>12755008
>not fucking the shit out of that birdbitch
>choosing purple drank snake instead

>> No.12755014

>>12755009
It consists of the same people really
Its /a/mgg

>> No.12755015

>>12754989
I'll be on tonight for it, posted ch.5 of yetinburg earlier.

>> No.12755017
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>>12755010

>>12755011
What kind of faggot would deny a Christmas Cake?

>> No.12755020

>>12755010
I'm not your buttsnorkeler, friend.

>> No.12755021

>>12755020

I'm not your friend, guy.

>> No.12755024

>>12755021
I'm not your guy, buddy.

>> No.12755025

>>12755024

I'm not your buddy, pal.

>> No.12755027

>>12755025
I'm not your pal, fudgepacker.

>> No.12755028

>>12755027

I'm not your fudgepacker, rump pirate.

>> No.12755029

>>12755025
>>12755027
>>12755028

Alright guys, you can cut it out.

>> No.12755033

>>12755017
That doujin would have been really hot if the perspective was actually consistent and her proportions didn't keep changing with ever panel.

>> No.12755034

>>12754999
I mean, i guess, but...maid outfits have too much shit to put on in comparison.

>> No.12755036

>>12755017
The kind who would endlessly tease a temple full shirohebis while pretending he has no idea what he's doing.
The same guy who wouldn't be able to confess to his christmas cake vampire boss

>> No.12755037

holy shit, just fuck over a bowl of nachos already

>> No.12755039

>>12755011
You're worse than Stalin.

>> No.12755043

>>12754863
But would she have a Jersey accent?

>> No.12755045

>>12755043
Nah.

>> No.12755048
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>>12754617
What if the grapesnake's tarot reading was advice on how to evade her when she begins her hunt for your dick and hand in marriage?
You know, to give you a sporting chance?

>> No.12755050

>>12754561
Poor Nyanon, almost totally ignored.
I liked it.

>> No.12755056

>>12755045
After thinking for some time, I am not sure to be glad or upset at this.

>> No.12755059

>>12755050
>Poor Nyanon

The guy's one of the most popular writers around here. People just prefer his CYOAs.

>> No.12755060

>>12755037

I wouldn't fuck any of you degenerates over nachos. Especially since you're neither from Hell or a Hound.

>> No.12755061

>>12755050
Whenever an up and coming writer is ignored so brutally I masturbate while imagining their insecure face and constant refreshing waiting for people to reply to their posts praising their stories.

I can't help it, the thought of the sweat running down their faces as they break down never fails to make me cum in seconds.

>> No.12755064

>>12755061
pls no bully
i just want to write

>> No.12755065

>>12755009
Its almost entirely composed of writefags near as I can tell

>> No.12755066

>>12755061

I want you to bully me.

I'm a horrible masochist.

>> No.12755076

>>12755065
some drawfags too

>> No.12755077

>>12754980
>pastebinning the stuff you write
good man.

>> No.12755079

>>12755061
(same guy)
anon, my sides

>> No.12755080

>>12755050
Thanks for noticing me senpai, glad you liked it.

>>12755061
L-lewd

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>>12752101
>The succubutts technology gets simplified into a pedometer sized scouter.
>Christmas Cakes finding shotas as their soulmates.
>Childhood friends are reunited.
>Human women can even find a soulmate in human men, keeping the human population stable.

>> No.12755085

>>12755061
>Not just using 4chanX.

>> No.12755086

>>12755082
Based succubi helping people find love everywhere.

>> No.12755088

>>12755065

Then you have that one piece of shit guy who pretends he's something he's not.

>> No.12755089

>>12755082
>Christmas Cakes finding shotas as their soulmates
Fuck this shit, I want a christmas cake too.

>> No.12755090

>>12755082
>Human women can even find a soulmate in human men, keeping the human population stable.

I pity those poor sons of bitches that get paired with shitty human sluts.

>> No.12755092

>>12755090
Monster pls

>> No.12755094

>>12755089
That's more of a fetishy thing on my part.

>> No.12755095

>>12755090
Sometimes even humans deserve love.

>> No.12755096

>>12755061
Sadistic alp soon

>> No.12755099

>>12755089

>CC Manticore finding a shota
>Devouring him with her tailpussy
>In a sexual way

>> No.12755101

>>12755090
>Not wanting a cute, chaste, monogamous Paladin girl.
>>12755096
Of the yandere variety?

>> No.12755116
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12755116

'Twas the night before Rapemas

Play this in the background while you read, it makes this a thousand times better.
http://youtu.be/wYYEFXVoi1E


>'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
>Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
>The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
>In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

>The anon was nestled all snug in his bed,
>While visions of kitsune danced in his head;
>The full moon in the sky, the house locked up tight,
>Stories of rapings gave anon a fright,

>When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
>Anon sprang from his bed with knees all a chatter.
>Away to the window he flew like a dart,
>Double checking the shutters with fear in his heart.

>Toward the window came a skittering click
>Eyes bugging out; SOMETHINGS AFTER HIS DICK!
>When from outside he heard a taunting voice call,
>“I can smell you in there, don’t make me break through this wall.”

>With fear in his chest anon backed to the door,
>With a quavering voice he called out to this whore:
>“I don’t want any trouble, just please go away.”
>“But if I did that, how would I make you my prey?”

>Out from the wall came a deafening crash,
>In through the window a large beast had smashed.
>Under the moonlight anon beheld with much fright,
>A grinning Ushi-oni, no seal in sight.

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>>12755116
>Out through the door and downstairs he ran,
>The ushi pursued him, all part of her plan.
>Taunting and laughing she chased down the hall,
>Then he tripped near the tree, his limbs in a sprawl.

>Among presents and gifts our poor anon lay,
>When the ushi had pinned him; her lucky day.
>“A present for me? Why you're much too kind”,
>She said with a chuckle with their limbs all entwined.

>“I should unwrap my gift,” she said with a smirk,
>She tore off his PJ's with one quick handed jerk;
>“Please show me mercy” He begged and he pleaded,
>But all of his protests of course went unheeded.

>She stroked his limp cock with ravenous speed,
>It it quickly hardened, his loins filled with need.
>She lined up his pole and straight down she thrust,
>Her eyes rolled back and she groaned out with lust;

>She slammed up and down on to poor anon's hips,
>As pleasure filled moans escaped both their lips;
>In and out he was dragged through her cunt,
>He began to cum and let out a grunt.

>Spurting and streaming his cock buried deep,
>Out from her folds his hot semen seeped;
>Thrusting and groaning with no end in sight,
>On they kept fucking all through the night;

>> No.12755123

Is there really any need to namefag greentexting?

Are you that desperate for people to know who you are?

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>>12755119
>At last he spied something that gave him a plan,
>With a trembling arm he reached out a hand,
>One of the presents he managed to lift,
>In his hands he held out the gift;

>Still grinding away she tore off the wrap,
>A brand new seal fell out into her lap.
>She put on the seal with a bit of surprise,
>And began feeling guilt when she looked in his eyes.

>She felt really bad as she tucked him in bed,
>Apologizing profusely as she regained her head.
>Through sobs and tears she felt much remorse,
>At the vigorous romance that she had just forced.

>As she left through the window with tears in her eyes,
>Out from the anon came another surprise:
>“It wasn't that bad, won't you please stay a while?”
>The anon exclaimed with a big sleepy smile.

>Anon had hugged her in a big warm embrace,
>And her tears turned to joy as they ran down her face.
>They both fell in love as he pulled her in tight,
>MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!

rate this story
http://strawpoll.me/3107719

If your wondering why one of his gifts had a seal in it, in my canon seals are a general purpose item that can be used on any monster. Sort of like a bottle of Tylenol in our world. Its still good to have around even if you don't get headaches constantly.

>> No.12755129

>>12755116
>>12755119
>>12755124
Well that was amusing. Bravo. Jolly good show

>> No.12755130

>>12755124
Fuck that, I'd rather live in a human only city than a monster filled shithole.

Not getting fucking raped on Christmas.

>> No.12755137

>>12755123
>being this assravaged over fanfiction

don't want to say it, but have you tried not being autistic?

>> No.12755139

>>12755050
i liked it too

>> No.12755140

>>12755124

I thought it was because she brought him the egg she laid, and the baby Ushi-Oni would need its own seal

>> No.12755147

>rape claus ushi-oni with "her" sleigh full of boxes of rape

>> No.12755148

>>12755137
>Calling it fanfiction

>> No.12755150

>>12755130
They only rape you because they love you.

>> No.12755156

>>12753819
You would be too.

>> No.12755157

>>12755148
well, that's what it is, innit? Fanfiction for the MGE universe.

>> No.12755160

What if
Teasing an ushi-oni relentlessly before asking out her Anubis best friend?

>> No.12755162

>>12755150
I think they just want a living dildo to get off on and make a baby to guilt the poor guy into staying.

>> No.12755163

>>12755160
>Teasing an ushi-oni relentlessly before asking out her Anubis best friend?
Then she'd just rape you.

You seem unclear on the concept.

>> No.12755171

>>12755162
You're confusing them with human women.

>> No.12755172

We talk about daughterus a lot
What about grandaughterus?

>> No.12755175

>>12753971
Interrogate it, why are trying to get into your house?

>> No.12755178

>>12755163
Her best friend was holding her back

>> No.12755180

>>12755171
Do you really think they would be above such tactics?

>> No.12755182

>>12754932
Meh fuck exhibitionism, i wouldn't want to give people free porn or something, my maid is only for myself so the hell with everyone else.

Muh selfishness knows no limits.

>> No.12755184

>>12755123
I know, what is up with the attentionwhoring these days. God forbid someone doesn't know who you are.

In the past we've had plenty of great multi-post stories by people who felt no need to put on a threadsona, and they'd just pastebin it themselves if there was interest. I blame these new desperate writefags.

>> No.12755185

>>12755160
Rape obviously.

I have a better one

>Get friendly with the oomukade girl that always sits in the corner and religiously keeps to herself
>Make her feel loved and wanted, do everything in your power to get close to her
>Start talking to her about the big dance in a few day just to watch her eyes light up in joy and see her stutter something about going dress-shopping.
>Go with her and help her pick out a beautiful dress while reassuring her that she looks stunning
>On the day of the dance when the bell rings you walk up to her after class has ended
>The entire air is heavy as her breathing speeds up until she's nearly hyperventilating
>Open your mouth, take in a deep breath of air and clearly ask "Would you like to go to the dance with me?"
>To the mantis girl who sits beside the oomukade and is her only real friend besides you

Then you lick in the deliciously salty tears from her poisonous cheeks.

>> No.12755187

>>12755184
>someone is getting recognition for their work! how dare they!
>not remembering the 'good old days' which were INCREDIBLY FULL of attentionfagging.
We're in a renaissance what with moving to /jp/, if anything.

>> No.12755192

>>12755180
All men are sluts that want to be raped. Monstergirls know this and fulfill their wishes. So of course the men have to take responsibility and raise the monster's children.

>> No.12755194

>>12755157
>MGE invented monstergirls

>> No.12755200

>>12754249
But can she give handjobs?

>> No.12755204

>>12755194
...Do you not realize that most of the stuff written around here is based on those profiles?

He's writing about KC's ushi-oni for fuck's sake. That's fanfiction.

>> No.12755205

>>12755194
If you think we're talking about anything other than MGE or occasionally MGQ, you're delusional.

Seriously, scroll up a bit and read a few posts.

>> No.12755209

>>12754294
>spoiler

You alp son?

>> No.12755210
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>>12755200
Are you saying that you'd discriminate against a girl based solely on her ability to make you cum using her hands?

Look at what you did, you made her cry now that she's self conscious of her disability.

>> No.12755214

>>12755210
Well yeah, not gonna let her near my dick with those things.

Fuck, holding hands would be difficult.

>> No.12755216

>>12754322

Sucker.

>> No.12755229

>>12754529
Make her jog though the bible belt.

>> No.12755233

>>12754574
Foul mouth, drinking buddy, cinephile tomboy.

>> No.12755235

>>12755192
I'm not a slut, nor do I want to be raped.

Maybe It'd be better if I lived in a human only city.

>> No.12755240

>>12755192
Amazoness please.

>> No.12755242

>>12754760
>no one cares about them.

You'd be wrong.

>> No.12755244

>>12755235
You are a man.

By definition, that makes you a slut. Now, pants off and lie down. It'll make this easier.

>> No.12755246

>>12755235
>human only city

It's like a mass MG raid waiting to happen.

>> No.12755248

>>12754821
>has her first heat and fucks a guy
>comes out of it, but can go back into heat "if that's what the male wants"
>can't be tamed

WRONG!

>> No.12755251

>>12755235
I bet you're a big strong independent man who don't need no woman, right? Stop lying to yourself, you're a filthy slut that wants to be roughly taken by the first monstergirl that wants you.

>>12755240
I'm not an Amazoness, just a man who's true to himself.

>> No.12755254

Shops are running low on red cloth in an increasing trend of monster girls dressing themselves in nothing buy it and presenting themselves as 'gifts' to their husbands

>> No.12755259

>>12755244
Men don't have to be sluts.

>>12755246
That's exactly why I'd dig out a shelter than would keep any and all monsters out with enough food and water to last years.

>>12755251
Amazon pls, you look like a moron

>> No.12755262

>>12754944
Shit pasta. Would not reheat, wouldn't even feed it to a matango.

>> No.12755264

>>12755254
What a shame, all of these santa costumes are now on clearance.
AHAHAHAHAHA THEY'RE ALL MINE!!

>> No.12755265

>>12755248
Lillim would be the closest? Being low-level deities and whatnot. Or slimes, because too stupid to train.

>> No.12755270

>>12755259
>Men don't have to be sluts.
Those are called paladins and who wants to be them? A bunch of crazed bigots in tin suits swinging their swords around. Do you want to die alone?

>> No.12755277

>>12754018
That was actually my first thought when i saw that pic

>> No.12755278

>>12755254
>implying half of the buyers of red ribbon aren't HBs readying themselves for their hungry dire wolf/ushi-oni/dark elf/jinko/amazon/oni/ogre wives to get home and have an "early christmas" with them

>> No.12755283

>>12755254
>>12755264
I imagine Christmas and Valentines day are interesting times for having a Holstaur/Minotaur girlfriend

>> No.12755284

>>12755172
Anons don't think that far ahead.

>> No.12755285

>>12755278
Why do people keep calling them dire wolves instead of werewolves? Is it because the name werewolf sounds weird because they don't transform?

>> No.12755286

>>12755270
If it means I would have to suffer by being with a Ushi or some shit, then yes.

>> No.12755287

>>12755270
Actually, it's a pretty big fetish for more powerful monsters to take paladins and corrupt them with Chaotic Evil dickings.

>> No.12755288

>>12755278
Also popular, smaller red ribbons that can tie nicely around an erect penis.

>> No.12755292

>>12755283
Well, you can get by on Valentines with pink but Christmas is tricky. Maybe a larger abundance of green?

>> No.12755293

>>12755287
well, fuckings anyway. The dickings are decidedly lawful good from the paladin.

>> No.12755297

>>12755285
Because I'm using "dire wolf" as a generic name for bigger, muscular, rape-hungry werewolves that don't do doggy tricks.

>> No.12755299

Would Dryads protest Christmas?

>> No.12755301

>>12755292
I think you misunderstand anon. I would be taking her to all of the decorated places and parades, I want to expose her to all that red.

>> No.12755305

>>12755210
I like my old fashioned.

>> No.12755308

>>12755286
Don't be racist anon. All monsters, Ushis included just want what's best for you. Why don't you understand this?

>> No.12755310

>>12755192
Fucking amazon, I'll get you pregnant and I won't take responsibility.

>> No.12755312

>>12755299
They'd call for more fake trees, and maybe protest near where tree farms are selling. They're too hippie to do much else.

>> No.12755313
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>>12755299

>> No.12755315

>>12755308
>not taking best Ushi-Oni rapewaifu
It's like he doesn't even understand why she's a best.

>> No.12755321

>>12755308
I haven't head good things about monsters.

I also haven't seen good things that monsters have done, only rape, kidnappings, and misery caused by the bitches.

>> No.12755323

>>12755265
There's no monstergirl that can't be tamed. If they're susceptible to love, well, guess what.

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>>12755308
>>12755315

>> No.12755332

>>12755323
Well, I guess by that token there aren't any men that can't be trained either. Always ways for a MG to break you down.

>> No.12755335

>>12755321
I bet you've never a monster, you just watch the human-biased news.

>> No.12755338

>>12755329
>not wanting to be in her warm, loving embrace
>not wanting all of her legs to hold her to you while you sleep so you won't leave her again
>not wanting her to kiss you deeply after she's finished ravaging your body
>not wanting to experience the heights of pleasure with a lover that will never, ever, ever tire

Step up senpai.

>> No.12755343

>>12755321
You need to stop watching Fox news.
they always make things look worse than they really are.

>> No.12755345

>>12755310
You'd wake up with a baby crying on your doorstep, the amazon mother no where in sight after pumping and dumping you.

In amazon culture "taking responsibility" would be a phrase that only applies to women. Men are just expected to look after the daughterus and the newborns are always given to fathers before the mothers.

>> No.12755351

>>12755321
You need cattle prods and rope as well for manticores

>> No.12755352

>>12755332

>Hellhound has her 'master' on a leash
>Smooshes his head between her supple thighs
>Tells him to lick or else he won't be able to have fun
>Satisfies herself with his tongue work
>Gets on all fours, shakes her ass for him
>Tells him to fuck her like the mongrel he is
>Uses WOLFCUNT muscles to prevent him from leaving as she fucks him back to a wall
>Relentlessly fucking and milking him
>Never once letting him get a moment's rest
>Licks at his tears after she's done, seed dripping from her snatch
>Puts a bowl on the ground with "MASTER" written on it
>Snuggles up next to him in full Hellhound wolf form, letting her scaldingly hot body heat keep him warm

>> No.12755361

>>12755335
>>12755343
So all those rumors about breaking pelvises are lies?

>> No.12755364

>>12755361
Oh no, you'll break your pelvis a few times, then it'll be hard enough to endure her affections and the real fun starts.

>> No.12755366

>>12755332
What MGs think of as love is not the love of humans. You can mindbreak a man, but not tame him. You should think of MG that can't tame a man.

>> No.12755368

>>12755361
Mostly lies. They're rough, but they know how gentle human boys are.

>> No.12755370

>>12755338
Ushi oni are horrible rapists and should all be burned to death.

>> No.12755371

>>12755364
No thanks then.

I'll just hide in my shelter for the rest of my life.

>> No.12755373

>>12755345
I've never punted a baby before, but there's a first time for everything.

>> No.12755374

>>12755370
>Ushi oni
>Dying from mere napalm
Oh you poor misguided fool.

>> No.12755379

What's people's opinion on corruption? Good? Bad? Is there a chance for redemption or is it permanent?

>> No.12755383

>>12755374
Adding napalm to a ushi-oni is like adding gasoline to a fire: does it make it worse, or better?

>> No.12755384

>>12755370
>you set an ushi-oni on fire
>as the smoke clears, you see a figure stumble out of the fire
>It's her
>still on fire.
>she laughs. 'ara ara, did you really think that was going to stop me? now come here, let's have some fun..."
>she's still on fire when she starts on you

>>12755371
>thinking something like shelter will save you
Oh you poor unfortunate soul. Someone send this man some morphine for his newly shattered pelvis.

>> No.12755385

The other day I saw this short petite little silver fox woman wearing a police uniform that indicated she was a sergeant in the MGCPD riot police.

I asked my GF about it (shes a fox too) and she told me some silvers master electrical based magics .
imagine that , big riot, suddenly a little fox woman comes up and zaps yer shit!

>> No.12755386

>>12755373
I punted a puppy once.

So it's probably gonna be the same thing.

>> No.12755388

>>12755379
Bad, a corrupt tanuki is a dangerous one. They can mend their ways by donating to charity, but no tanuki would ever do that.

>> No.12755392

>>12755373
You sound mentally unstable.

>> No.12755396

>>12755313
>The Raindeertaur
My heart

>> No.12755400

>>12755374
>>12755384
Who said I'm using napalm?

>> No.12755403

>>12755400
Whatever you've got, it ain't strong enough.

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>>12755379
I love it.

>>12755392
>saying that
>in a monstergirl thread
>in 4chan

>> No.12755408

>>12755366
>You can mindbreak a man, but not tame him.

Uh huh, sure.

Face it man. You're no better than a MG.

>> No.12755412

>>12755406
To most of you guys' credit I haven't seen people talking about punting babies. So yeah, it's entirely fair to say that.

>> No.12755414

>>12755385
Shocking!

>> No.12755417

>>12755403
Chemical component tweaked to specifically ignite in the presence of ushi oni blood and tissue.

Checkmate faggot.

>inb4 now you have a pissed of ushi on fire

Hard to do anything when your eyeballs are fucking melting.

>> No.12755424

>>12755417
You just need to get a volume that can outlast an ushi oni's regenerative ability.
How much is that?
What's the collateral damage?

>> No.12755430

>>12755424
The entire city bloc she was in is now gone.

>> No.12755431

>>12755400
White phosphorus is always good.

>> No.12755432

>>12755417
that just arouses her further.
I think you're underestimating how tough those fuckers are to even hurt.
Or how fast they are.

Or how much fire arouses them

>> No.12755438

>>12755431
Good idea, high temps, quick flash burn, can't be extinguished by water.

>> No.12755443

>>12755438
Even inhaling it cause the subject to burn internally

>> No.12755447

>>12755408
Of course I am, I'm real.

And I guess I wasn't clear enough before. A gentle monstergirl can tame a man. A strong monstergirl can do so for a man set in his ways, or on the wrong path, but a girl out to dominate will only earn his resentment and scorn. You can't step all over someone's will and expect them to love you.

>> No.12755449
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12755449

>You will never walk in on your Sphinx roommate, lying in bed, hugging her Riddler daki.

>> No.12755453

Wouldn't a 7.62 armor piercing round just be easier.

"Oh, look an ushicrap"
Unload clip into it.

>> No.12755455

>>12755449
Oh man, that's fucking cute

>> No.12755457

>>12755432
I think you're set on selling ushis as invincible when this is not the case and are delving into powerlevel bullshit, so there's no point in discussing this with you.

>> No.12755459

>>12755453
>regenerates faster than you can hurt it.
>'oh darling, you shouldn't have'.

>> No.12755463

>>12755449
>lol wut are u, a fuckin nurd?

That's when I take a picture and show it to all her Monster Girl friends so they can laugh at how pathetic she is for not being able to get a real man to use as a daki.

>> No.12755465

>>12755457
I have to agree.
Sad thing is, its only one anon that has a hard on for them.

>> No.12755466

>>12755453
>clip
You can't be doing this to my autism, dude.

>> No.12755468

>>12755457
>>12755465
What.

Ushi-Oni are some of the toughest creatures in the setting, and are repeatedly describes as being incredibly tough and regenerate quickly.

>> No.12755470

>>12755463
But The Riddler is her husbando!

He's real clever and likes riddles, just likes she does. And he also wears tight spandex.

>> No.12755473

>>12755466
Clip means 20 rounds my friend

>> No.12755475

>>12755424
>volume

Are you talking quantity or lethality? I would work on making it as deadly as possible. A drop able to fit in the eye of penny would do for one, that's how deadly we're talking.

>> No.12755478

>>12755470
>That spoiler
that depends. He also wears some snazzy suits

>> No.12755481

>>12755447
Not really. All the MG would have to do is take it slow and subtle, first by asking him to let her take more initiative, disguising the whole thing as "making it easier on him". From there it's just an issue of taking control without offending his fragile pride. As for the dom/sub dynamic you can pretty much get anyone comfortable with a vanilla fetish as long as you don't go overboard and rush things.

There is no ego that can't be broken down and made dependent, that's a psychological fact.

>> No.12755494

>>12755412
Some people have talked about wanting to be eaten by a vagina, the wonders of horse pussy, actual horses mind you, dolphin porn, necrophilia and using an onahole with olive oil as lube, among other things. Almost all of us, I dare say, are crossboarders, do you really think punting a baby is the worst thing any of us have discussed? Did you ever read Mai Chan? Faggot pls.

>> No.12755499

>>12755468
nd are repeatedly describes as being

You challenged the wrong anon on that,
1) ushi-oni look nothing like your picture, they are a Japanese myth.
Citation provided : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ushi-oni
No such information is given of these claims of yours.

2) The ushi-oni in your picture is not the same as the real one.

3) They bore the holy crap out of me, And you constantly forcing them is really having a negative effect with me.

>> No.12755502

>>12755499
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ushi-Oni

We're not using the real one, mate. We're still discussing MGE, as we are in pretty much all of these threads. And I'm sorry, but sometimes people have different tastes than you. This is one of those things you learn to accept.

>> No.12755505

>>12755502
Not when he claims multiple sources , there is only one.

>> No.12755507

>>12755481
>rapey Mgs
>asking
Stockholm syndrome is not taming
>taking control without offending his fragile pride
The very act of taking control away from someone is offensive.
>As for the dom/sub dynamic you can pretty much get anyone comfortable with a vanilla fetish as long as you don't go overboard and rush things.
>rape
>vanilla
You lost me.

>> No.12755508

>>12755505
I... what?
>Additionally, the resilient body of an ushi-oni soon regenerates after being wounded. On top of that, they don’t even appear to feel any pain from minor wounds.

Are you being purposefully contrarian?

>> No.12755510

>>12755494
>Some people

Stopped reading there. Did you read my post? I said MOST of you probably aren't that fucked up, no mater what you like to tell yourselves to differentiate you from the "normals".

The point is still that that guy is fucked up, much like the vorefags or bestiality fags.

And where did I say that baby punting is the worst thing ever discussed here? I've seen the necrophilia snuff pedo zombie screencap.

>> No.12755515

>>12755507
Uh, why would I be talking about MGs raping the guy? I'm talking about MGs in general, if you could please read the reply chain.

If a man goes with a MG, he can be tamed. All men can be tamed. That's the only point, and it's not terribly controversial.

>> No.12755517

>>12755468
>and are 'repeatedly 'describes as being incredibly tough and regenerate

there is only one source for this

>regenerates after being wounded. On top of that, they don’t even appear to feel any pain from minor wounds.

Key words minor wounds it does not say fatal ones and no where does it say fire immunity

I know your MG better than you do

>> No.12755525

>>12755517
Purposefully contrarian, duly noted.

We're still discussing MGE here, mate.

>> No.12755531

>>12755515
>All the MG would have to do is take it slow and subtle, first by asking him to let her take more initiative, disguising the whole thing as "making it easier on him".

You're implying rape, and I'll say it again, Stockholm syndrome is not taming, you're taking, breaking.

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>>12754875
>Femdom Bondage
>Maledom Bondage
MY FETISH. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

>> No.12755557

>>12755531
How the fuck are you reading rape into that? Read it one more time. It's about control.

If a MG is with a man, and the man thinks he's completely psychologically independent of her, it's always possible to break him down. All you do is acclimatize him to having less control, which is basically what real life does to you anyway. If she has something he wants, she can make him dependent on her for it. I'm not even talking about some kind of unique MG fetishy mindbreaking or something, this is just the way human beings are.

>> No.12755562

>>12755525
He's right. The fire arousing them thing is just threadscanon, if it can be included yet. That guy had a weapon that attacked the very biology of ushi oni, but you insist they're just too tough to die with no clear examples, cuts are referenced in the
profile, not bludgeons, poisons or fire.

>> No.12755565

Reposting from earlier. Thread was pretty dead around the time I put it up. Here's some more of the private eye in MGC, starting at the divider. Feedback welcome, along with title suggestions.

>> No.12755567

>>12755565
And I completely forgot the fucking link. I'm on a roll tonight.

http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2

>> No.12755572

>>12755562
Well clearly if you attack them with a weapon specifically intended to kill them, they'll die, but rapid regeneration and the nigh-immunity to poison most demons have in-setting would make poison unlikely to work, and fire would take too long for their regeneration to not just stop it.

Also, they're incredibly strong so you'd need to hit them with something massive to kill them with.

>> No.12755576

>>12755557
Rape doesn't have to be violent, it's enough to have some measure of control over the victim, as you've said.

>it's always possible to break him down.

I don't think we're talking about the same type of taming.

>> No.12755579

>>12755562
Thanks for helping my case, but he is too dense, and as such I have given up on him.

>> No.12755584

>>12755579
>someone argues against you
>must be stupid

>> No.12755586

>>12755584
Welcome to 4chan.

>> No.12755589

>>12755576
I think you two went off on different tangents here.

>> No.12755594

>>12755572
>Well clearly if you attack them with a weapon specifically intended to kill them, they'll die
>but immunity overtakes that

You're giving me a headache.

>and fire would take too long for their regeneration to not just stop it.

I don't think you understand how living organisms work.

>> No.12755598

>>12755584
>>someone argues against you
>Uses valid points, and can't counter.
>revert to insults

>> No.12755605

...

posted in place of .less

>> No.12755608

>>12755594
Just give it up man, I think he is doing this so he can troll.

>> No.12755609

>>12755594
I think he's trying to imply that any 2nd and 3rd degree burns would be healed almost instantly but even then the fire would only use the new flesh to keep burning, essentially turning her into an eternal fire that is now really pissed off or really aroused.

>> No.12755610

Would a prankster hellhound give you the ole' spicy keychain?

>> No.12755611

>>12755605
Hi fake .less!

I want naked fox women and Shirohebi!

>> No.12755616

>>12755576
Look all the way back to my first post.

I just said that if you can tame a MG, which I assumed meant making her dependent on you or making her submissive, then you can do the same to any man. People like to think they can be Mr. Invulnerable Big Man when in reality there are no such people. That's pretty much all I've claimed.

>>12755589
I've been talking about the same thing I was before.

>> No.12755617

>>12755598
Who exactly are we talking about here? Because he insulted ushifag, not the other way around.

>>12755608
>s-someone's arguing with my supreme intelligence
>m-m-must be trolling

>> No.12755618

>>12755594
A poison specifically designed to kill them wouldn't work. A weapon specifically designed to kill them would. How is this hard to understand?

>fire
>what is magical regenerative capabilites that heal wounds in under seconds

>>12755609
Exactly.

>> No.12755620

>>12755605
Hey fake.less

I want a dragon woman without meaty paws.

>> No.12755629

>>12755605

Two Hellhounds having a grin-off over anon's prone form

>> No.12755635

>>12755629
I am surprised you did not ask for a hell hound and Cheshire having a grin off over an anons prone form

>> No.12755636

"I can kill an ushi-oni"

"no you can't"

"yes I can"

"no!"

"yes!"

Thanks for the laughs, both of you.

>> No.12755638
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>>12755635
Don't forget the Manticore

>> No.12755639

>>12755620
>Dragon without meaty paws.
Get out.

>> No.12755641

>>12755636
Any time.

>> No.12755643

>>12755618
So they're nigh unkilllabe rape machines and we should just roll over and let them rape us. Fucking genius creature design.

>> No.12755644

>>12755636
I was just typing that .

You beat me to it.

Well done Anon.

>> No.12755645

>>12755567
I like it

>> No.12755648

>>12755643
Well, I mean, yeah. If you're not expecting humans to be the prey, why are you talking about MGE?

It's magical realm fetish fuel, of course it's going to be overpowered.

>> No.12755649

>>12752125
Not sure if want.

>> No.12755651

>>12755638
hellhound ; cute
Cheshire : Cute
Manticore : not cute

>> No.12755653

>>12755643
Not the person you're arguing with, but uh, they are creatures designed for a sex fantasy. Many people want to be overpowered by ruthless rape machines.

>> No.12755654

>>12755638
I want to fuck the smug out of a Cheshire.

>> No.12755656

>>12755620
my nigger

>> No.12755659

>>12755654
You say that so many times.

If i ever find one I will send her your way.

>> No.12755662

>>12755618
Guy you were originally talking to here. It wasn't poison, more along the lines of a chemical that would bind with the proteins in the ushi's body, causing her to burn endlessly from the inside out, until the body's regenerative capabilities reach their limit, thus ending her. The body can only withstand so much trauma you know.

>On top of that, they don’t even appear to feel any pain from minor wounds. It is even said that they ignore the intruder before and after they’re cut, continuing to violate their man.

Being set on fire is not a minor wound, and nowhere does it say they have some sort of resistance to it.

>> No.12755666

>>12755659
Thank you, Anon.

>> No.12755667

>>12755649
>you will never be taken to the Other Place, a world where spirits dwell and wedded to the Goddess's daughter
>you will never be plied with alcohol by her family
>you will never shamefully not remember your wedding night


Life is suffering.

>> No.12755672

>>12755651
Manticores are adorable little rape machines.

Look at those ears and those paws!

>>12755654
Good luck. You can't fuck the smug out of a Cheshire nor a fox.

>> No.12755675

>>12755649
You become ascended with your fox wife .
It could be very good life .
Or she could be very dere, in a bad way.
she has only been waiting for you for 18 years.
She wouldn't be crazy or anything.
Would she?
What could go wrong?

>> No.12755676

>>12752574
It was good, then it turned into another "boy meets mg, he gets raped" story. Not impressed.

>> No.12755679

>>12755620
You're the real monster here anon.

>> No.12755683

>>12755662
Implications are a standard part of human discourse; not every possible piece of data or result is laid out in every word. Just because it doesn't explicitly state that they are immune to fire or what constitutes a minor would for a regenerating freak of nature doesn't mean that those traits don't exist.


Chemical idea would probably work, but you might need a tissue sample to test it.

>> No.12755686

>>12755648
>MGE =/=MGQ

Nah.

>> No.12755687

>>12752661
Dunno, what's the difference?

>> No.12755688

>>12755667
Two of the maids and one of her aunts call you the stud and you were good the next morning and giggle.

>> No.12755691

>>12752861
"earpussies"
Now that's some fucked up foreplay.

>> No.12755692

>>12755686
You realize that even in MGE, the vast majority of the monsters are horrible rape-monsters due to the overriding wishes of the Chief God for monsters to hunt down and dominate humans?

>> No.12755695

>>12752661
>>12752669

>> No.12755716

>>12754183
tarrashit a shit

>> No.12755718

>>12755683
>Just because it doesn't explicitly state that they are immune to fire or what constitutes a minor would for a regenerating freak of nature doesn't mean that those traits don't exist.

Next you'll tell me salamanders have the time of their lives in artic regions. You're grasping.

>> No.12755725

>>12754322
You write it like this is a bad thing.

>> No.12755730

>>12754513
hueh.

>> No.12755732

>>12755692
>Vast majority

>poeple get raped to death, eaten, tortured and sucked dry in MGE

N-A-H.

>> No.12755737

>>12754617
Why not both?

>> No.12755739

>>12755718
That's pretty weak, anon. They regenerate rapidly and ignore 'minor' wounds. What that exactly means as far as 'minor' goes for a creature nearly twice as big as a person that heals incredibly quickly isn't stated. The healing would, based on how 'regeneration' usually works, not halt the fire but instead produce additional flesh faster than the fire could char it away. Of course, if you had some ignition agent that burned a LOT hotter and faster than usual, like, white phosphorous or something sure, you could burn one to death. But standard gas fire? No.
>>12755732
The average person is mind-broken, corrupted, or dragged off to a rape dungeon in MGE. You are their prey. Sure, it's not as murderous as MGQ but it's not a happy world.

>> No.12755741

>>12754667
Shiro pls.
>>12754611
There's a red bikini manticore somewhere out there with your name on it.

>> No.12755742

that whole ushishit argument reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SlWegS2sS0

So who would go to a shrine if a Uta type of MG goddess was there that you could actually meet ??

>> No.12755743

>>12754939
I fucking love wurms man

>> No.12755746

>>12755743
They are so nice and friendly .

>> No.12755747

>>12755124
good end ben atta den.

>> No.12755750

>>12755675
NOT SURE IF WANT.

>> No.12755756

>>12755645
Well thank you kindly. Glad to know it's enjoyable. Trying to keep the attitude the same throughout isn't easy.

>> No.12755757

>>12755746
and wonderfully stupid.

>> No.12755760

>>12755750
When you are ascended you also live as long as she does.

It would be wonderful, right?
Living with her for a few thousand years.

>> No.12755761

>>12755688
>>12755750
Would you settle in to a life with your possibly crazy fox wife and her family, anon? I mean, it's not like you have much choice in the matter since from your perspective they're gods, but you know, whatever.

>> No.12755763

>>12755352
>Anon meets "his" new hellhound and tries to teach her doggy tricks.
>Ok doggy, I've got the leash and muzzle all ready to play. And I also have this red ball, since I know how much doggies love to play fetch! So come on, saw "Wan" and I'll give you a treat! Say it, wan for me!
>...
>C-come on, "wan" like a good girl!
>...Hey uh, I can't put the leash on you if you don't sit down...
>[The hellhound continues to step forward.]
>Look, a ball!
>[He starts waving the ball in her face, then throws it. The hellhound doesn't break eye contact and a smirk curls up on her face as she watches Anon begin to sweat.]
>Um, you were supposed to chase after it, but um, don't worry, in time you'll learn...
>I-if you keep being a bad d-dog I'm gonna... roll up this newspaper and... smack you on the nose and--
>"Here's an idea."
>[She backs him up to a wall.]
>"Why don't you give that leash to someone who knows how to use it?"
>[Slowly she places a burning paw on his crotch and the other on his wrist, making him drop the leash to the floor.]
>But that's, I-I'm supposed to be the master here...
>"Sh."
>"Just listen to me, and I'll make sure you turn out into a fine pet."
>"Wan."
>[She gives his crotch an abrupt squeeze. Anon squeals in surprise.]
>"Good boy."

>> No.12755767

>>12755739
>gas fire
>when I explicitly that her very biology if fueling the blaze

Fuck this, I'm done.

>> No.12755768

>>12755757
That is so specie-its!
racist w/e.
I bet you never met one before!

>> No.12755771

>>12755742
the worst part is, I don't even like ushi-oni. I just fucking hate one-sided circlejerks about 'muh humanity, fuck yeah we can kill anything.


Uta as in Saya No Uta, or what?

>>12755767
Nigger, what? Your super special chemical would work. How the fuck did you miss that? But standard-issue fire isn't going to work.

>> No.12755772

>>12755743

Same, they're my favorite dragon variant.

>> No.12755775

>>12755739
MGU pls go.

>> No.12755777

>>12755763
Wow, I'm already tired of this new one.

Wonderful.

>> No.12755785

has anyone heard from bob? there hasn't been a laska chapter in a while...

>> No.12755786

>>12755743
Wurms are shit.

>> No.12755789

>>12755775
>muh hugbox

I want maledom fags to leave

>> No.12755790

>>12755352
>>12755763
This level of pet play sounds both enticing and hot.

>TFW called a good boy.

>>12755777
Nice trips, but shame they're wasted on shit taste.

>> No.12755794

>>12755785
He left again. May he never return.

>> No.12755797

>>12755790
So I'm not allowed to dislike something that I personally find boring?

>> No.12755800

>>12755789
>implying maledom has anything to do with it
>ignoring by fucking word of god there are no bad ends in MGE

MGU go and stay go.

>> No.12755802

>>12755797
I don't see how that guy implied that. He just called you out on shit taste, that's all.

I personally find kikimoras boring but to each his own.

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>>12755797
Well you're allowed to not like it of course, just as I'm allowed to say you have shit tastes.

Where the fuck do you think you are?

>> No.12755806

>>12755800
The majority of writing we have on the universe is from someone extremely biased (WS) who is himself already corrupted. KC might say that there's no bad end, but having your mind forcibly altered to fit what another person wants you to be is fucking horrifying.

>> No.12755807

>>12755352
>>12755763
I know I've said I'm a switch, but you're really making me lean towards "M" mode right now anon.

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>>12755805
Agreed.

>> No.12755816 [DELETED] 

>>12755807
I only wrote the second of those posts basically because I felt like inverting the obligatory pet play with dog MGs.

>> No.12755821

>>12755802
>>12755805
It just gives me a manticore/ushi-oni vibe, and I already hate those.

Like what you want, but I see no originality in this one.
I'll just leave.

>> No.12755827

>>12755821
She's just being assertive and not standing for being treated like a dog. I have yet to see any broken pelvises.

>> No.12755832

>>12755821
But the Hellhound has more Pet-Play with her, neither of the other two really have that.

Besides, you Maledomfags have enjoyed the Kikimora for a long time now to the point of making a monstergirlsona of a janitor over her. Let us have our fun.

>> No.12755838

Can I just say that Dormice are magnificent?

>> No.12755839

>>12755815
She looks like a furry succubus there.

>> No.12755845

>>12755838
No. Stop liking that.

>> No.12755847

>>12755838
Nyan please

>> No.12755848

>>12755815
She's not black, though.

>> No.12755849

>>12755839
Well, I appreciate any peace of art we get.

Should probably also plug the artist: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=379125

>> No.12755850

>>12755832
I never implied I like maledom, christ you people jump the fucking gun a lot.

I don't really like Pet-Play straight out, doesn't fit with my competitive nature. If I wanted that I'd rather compete to see who's on top.

Who gives a fuck, I like maids and fighting for who gets to be on top for the night, why do I have too keep that hidden?

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>>12755806
>who is himself already corrupted

Then why isn't he a rutting man beast by now?

>having your mind forcibly altered to fit what another person wants you to be
>every monster runs on corruption at the level of deruella
>not reading how corruption works in the FAQ

>> No.12755854

>>12755845
No

>>12755847
Alright, I'll get ready for the CYOA. Arguing seems to be dying down a bit now.

>> No.12755858

>>12755832
Will you shut the fuck up about doms? Just because someone doesn't want to be dominated doesn't mean they themselves are doms.

>> No.12755859

>>12755854
>It was actually Nyan
Hot damn, that was a raw guess too

>> No.12755861

>>12755851
>what is incubization

Demonic energy doesn't discriminate.

>> No.12755866

>>12755850
Quit acting like a fucking tumblrette. You don't have to keep anything 'hidden', but that doesn't mean people are just going to be nice and respect it. If you have shit tastes you will be called out on it, don't act like a special fucking snowflake who can't handle his waifu being called shit. You take every insult and grit those teeth, not bitch

>> No.12755868

>>12755861
Go to the Q&A and don't open your mouth again until you know what the fuck you're talking about.

>> No.12755871

>>12754271
I've got the need.
The need, to breed.

>> No.12755872

>>12755866
Oh, sorry I didn't mean to sound like I was bitching, I was just trying to put my case out there.

Again, sorry, I'll drop this now.

>> No.12755874

>>12755866
>If you have shit tastes you will be called out on it
>taste not being subjective

I'm laughing. Hard.

>> No.12755875

>>12755763
I want to be a helldog's dog.

>> No.12755876

Guys, I hate to be a bubble burster
She may not be a hell hound, she might be a Barghest

They are servants by nature .

I remember the first time i saw one was エーネウス・ザ・バージェスト
or Eineus the Vergest

It often gets tled to hell hound a lot

in other cases the name can refer to a ghost or household elf/servant

>> No.12755881

>>12755876
No matter what she "actually" is it's not gonna stop people from writing her how they want.

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12755882

>>12755874
>Everyone's opinions are equal, because things like taste are subjective!
>Stuff like whether an Apple tastes better than a Pile of Shit is merely perspective!

>> No.12755883

>>12755868
Holy shit mate, calm down. It's just a fucking made up fantasy setting, you don't have to go off on him like he poured sugar in your gas tank.

>> No.12755884

>>12755882
Now you're getting it.

>> No.12755885

>>12755882
Not that anon but to be technical that might be a case if you have a brain disorder.

I had a cousin with slight brain disorder so that stuff like beans had a sweet aftertaste to him.

I still understand your point though.

>> No.12755892

>>12754924
Nice to see you still hanging around the thread based anon.

Don't suppose you're still throwing around the idea of expanding upon your original Lego Anubis with a full story?

>> No.12755894

>>12755876
That was the first anime i ever worked on.
Eineus in the anime was a really hot MG.
I think google still has images of her.
Macademi wasshoi I think was the proper spelling.

Yeah She is still hot to me, total MG wife material.

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>> No.12755896

>>12755861
>what is incubization
A shitty catch-all clause to ensure beta faggots don't think "I shouldn't fap over monster girls because I couldn't satisfy them". Incubus says "don't worry, you're totally a sex machine now, go get her".

That's fucking it. There's nothing remotely interesting or relevant about it.

>> No.12755897

>>12755883
Would you let an gravedigger and surgeon build your house build your house? No, you get an architect and some carpenters to do it i.e. someone who knows what the hell they're doing. This guy has been talking out of his ass for the last hour, fuck him. It'd be on thing if it was his canon, but he's selling his view on the setting as facts.

>> No.12755901

>>12754939
>Eager Shirohebi
>Blue Oni completely flushed in a short skirt
>Affectionate Jinko
>Innocently Lewd Bapho-Maid
>Fidgety, horny Harpy
>Shy Oomukade
>Mantis that wants to bathe you
>Apophis reversal

WHY ARE THESE ALL SO GOOD?!
I think Blue Oni is my favorite here though.

>> No.12755904

>>12755895
Shirohebi and a Fox

It cant get any better than this!

>> No.12755906

>>12755895
L-LEWD!

But who's the artist? The Shiro and Fox Girl look like two different art styles so I can't make out who's it is.

>> No.12755907

>>12755895
Who are you?

>> No.12755911

>>12755895
Posted in place of .less, by the way

>> No.12755914

>>12755901
You forgot annoyed maid
>"WHAT ARE THESE BITCHES DOING STEALING MY GIMMICK!"

>> No.12755915

>>12755896
I dunno, that sounds like some mind-altering shit to me. I wouldn't trust a sex fiend to do mental surgery.


>>12755897
You seem overly upset that someone has a different view on the setting than you. I wouldn't compare it to a gravedigger and surgeon building a house as much as someone who just wants to see the setting as darker than it actually is, and honestly life for many people in any medieval setting is gonna be pretty bleak, whether or not there are actually mentally altering people like gazers, oomukade, anyone with "mamono poisons" or whatever they call it.

Besides, corruption is clearly one of the fetishes the author is writing for.

>> No.12755916

>>12754881
Is this OC pic? I don't remember it

>> No.12755918

>>12755916
It is; danna-sama made it for his little fic

>> No.12755919

>>12755895
Thank you not .less.
Saved before it gets wiped by a douche who reports it to a mod.

>>12755916
Yes, Danna is an up and coming MG artist, be nice to him/her.

>> No.12755922

>>12755915
Mind altering in the meta real world sense since people have worthless self-esteem issues.

Then there's this western faggotry meaning he has to throw in "but not in a bad way" clauses everywhere to tiptoe around everyone's fucking egg shells.

>> No.12755924

>>12755895
Wooo, NOT meaty hands on a dragon!
Thanks Not.less

>> No.12755929

>>12755915
>someone who just wants to see the setting as darker than it actually is,

That's fine, but saying that is the canon when it's clearly not is not okay. You do remember why MGU went the way it did?

>> No.12755932

>>12755924
But Shirohebis already have not meaty hands.
They're lamias.

>> No.12755934

>>12755922
Even the worthless bits of me are still me and I'd rather not have someone change them against my will.


>>12755929
Nah, never really hung around MGU. I've only got time for one group of autists, and that's you lot. And honestly there's still a LOT of corruption in the MGE universe so I can see where he's coming from.

>> No.12755935

>>12755929
People started inbreeding and circlejerking on badly drawn art?

>>12755895
Great pic, saved!

>> No.12755941

>>12755934
Corruption is not the issue, it's passing off his canon as THE canon, He's a fucking idiot, why are you defending him?

>> No.12755942

>>12755895
Great, thanks.
Who do i start with first?
Fox woman
or the shy Shirohebi?
Decisions decisions .

>> No.12755946

>>12755935
>Circlejerking on badly drawn art?
That was the era of Ghoang prior to TMM, and then it's current state after KC told them to fuck off.

>> No.12755952

>>12755941
I... don't see where he tried to pass off his canon as 'the canon' anymore than most people do in these threads. I think you're seeing foes where there aren't any. He said that the universe wasn't a hugbox, which is true, despite what KC says a lot of people probably have very bad ends in their life (killed by the order, die of some shitty disease in a ditch somewhere, etc, this is medieval not-europe we're talking about) and people are definitely corrupted in setting.

>> No.12755953

>>12755935
Something something doing the same thing that guy's been doing. Something something death threats, guro, bans and appeals ending in C&D.

>> No.12755956
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12755956

I'm still requesting a tomboy jumping-spider-girl in spats. Maybe freckles. Sunhat? I don't know.

The point is, Jumping Spiders are adorable and also tomboys.

>> No.12755957

>>12755895
>>12755919
Thank .less for me, this makes the 4th piece he has done for me.
I should commission him sometime as a means of saying thanks.

>> No.12755961

>>12755957
I like how he drew the fox woman. the fan is a very nice touch.
The bushing Shirohebi adds to the image too

Maybe ask him to do an elf for me sometime.

>> No.12755966

>>12755957
>>12755961

Can anyone color this?
>>12755895

>> No.12755970

>>12755957
>>12755961
He can see the thread, but is blocked from posting. http://puu dot sh/df2Ms/84384de2e0.png

>> No.12755978

>>12755970
That sucks, I hate to seem like I am sucking up, but seriously thanks .Less

>> No.12755985

>>12755952
Guy, for the last hour he's been basically saying "the setting is this" and being dragged off to be raped and never see the light of day again was the final fate of everybody. Why are you speaking for him? Why am I talking to you?

>> No.12755987

>>12755985
Because I don't see it, and I think you're making a mountain out of a molehill? You blew up at him over his opinion, which, while typical for 4chan is still a bit weird.


Also, the 'hugbox guy' is different from the ushi-fag I think. they've got different writing styles, at least.

>> No.12755990

>>12755970

If it's an IP range block wouldn't buying a pass get around it?

>> No.12755992

>>12755970
probably too many NSFW posts

>> No.12755994

>>12755987
Oh, so you're just nosy? Okay.

>> No.12755996

>>12755970
Bummer

>> No.12755998

>>12755990
Nope, I checked that.

Just post the naughty images on imgur or something and link them here.

>> No.12756002

Know we're starting late, so going to get right to the tiger chuffs.
http://pastebin.com/1i7P30RA for those that need to catch up.
Lets get to it! Jinko makeover time!

You finally found the tools for hair cutting, having been tucked away for a long while due to the temple using a mantis servant to cut hair for the last thirty years. They're still sharp with not rust on them, ready to tackle the task of cutting Toriza's wild hair.
Arriving at Toriza's room, you see her sitting on the ground with a blanket around her neck and over her body, ready for the haircut. She chuffs when you arrive, smiling a tiny bit.
"Hard to find?" She asks, commenting on the time it took to get the tools. You nod and head inside, surprised that her position sitting on her knees doesn't look too awkward to give you access to your head.
She's ready and the tools are laid out, so you ask what sort of haircut she had in mind for herself.
"You decide. See how turns out." Toriza requests. Looks like you're the one making the choice.You have skills with tools, but have never cut hair before. Well, on purpose. There have been fights where you've made some girl very mad at you for lopping off a length. You could go for something simple, or take a risk and try to do something hard.

Whatstyle master anon?

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>>12755994
I'm just super argumentative. Gotta take the loser's side.


anyway, how about them foxgirls? Would you a waifu who doesn't speak your language?

>> No.12756008

>>12755970
I could set up a sandbox for you guys to post crap to, sort of like a ftp but similar in style to wakaba or kareha
You just need php and perl
Not sure how 4chan would react to that though

>> No.12756009

>>12756002
How long is her hair currently?

>> No.12756010

>>12756005
Story about an anon marrying a monster girl and having bilingual daughterus translate for them when?

>> No.12756011

>>12756002
Shit. Fuck. This is a hard question right here. Especially since I'm a man who likes wild hair
How about a simple trim? How long is her current hair?

>> No.12756013

>>12756009
3 feet, grown wild.

>> No.12756017 [DELETED] 

>>12756005
Rwyf am un 'n sylweddol caru fy merched llwynog , ond mae meddwl ohonynt yn frodorol fel' na poeni fi

>> No.12756019

>>12756013
Then how about a simple trim to, say, shoulder length?

>> No.12756020

>>12756005
>Native
Yes
>Fox girl
Damn, I wanted lamias.
Oh well I can dig it.

>> No.12756021

>>12756005
Could love even get past the language barrier?

>> No.12756022

>>12756002
Shape it, clean it, and give her a high ponytail.

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>>12756021
Sometimes it can.

>> No.12756028

>>12756002
Yay, a real CYOA .
And not that crap earlier .


>>12756005
Red foxes are not American natives, they are British imports.

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>>12756017
>Rwyf am un 'n sylweddol caru fy merched llwynog , ond mae meddwl ohonynt yn frodorol fel' na poeni fi
Here, have the only other relevant pic.

>>12756020
>pic related

>>12756021
Possibly? if not, we usually set these things in MGEland so she'd probably sex you anyway.

>> No.12756030

>>12756005
Anon you're a faggot.

Cute picture.

>> No.12756032

>>12756002
>>12756013
In that case, conveniently have some warm water in a bucket/bowl to loosen up her hair. Comb it with your fingers for the nastier tangles, then use an actual comb to straighten it out. If you want the ability to put it in a ponytail, cut it to the points of her shoulder blades. Then make the ponytail itself, but tell her to mix it up every so often - you like her mane, after all.

Be sure to throw in a scalp massage.

>> No.12756033

>>12756029
I want you to totally ravage me and have sex with me and then i am going to love eating your liver.
Loving every last bit of it.
Language barrier can be deadly
LOL poor anon

>> No.12756034

>>12756002
I think a tiger would look great with a bobcut.

But I'm probably alone in that.

>> No.12756035

>>12756027
Atlantis?

>> No.12756036

>>12756029
>>12756027
Suddenly recalling that one Twilight Zone episode with Charles Bronson and the lady from Bewitched.

>> No.12756037

>>12755815
Just fucking awful

>> No.12756038

What if...
Human god of struggle and resistance
Minotaur god of onslaught and dominance
The twin gods of conflict, always portrayed in a constant fight
Depending on the church the human or the minotaur is winning over the other
If you see a statue in a temple run bby a ryu the statue is usually of them strangling each other in a surprising depiction of equality.

>> No.12756040

>>12756005
>Using written language for a people who didn't have a writing system before encountering the English

That's ironic. Besides, I'd never marry a Cherokee woman. They tend to blimp once they hit 25.

>> No.12756041

>>12756033
missed a line
So still want to come with me?

>> No.12756042

>>12756035
Tarzan

>> No.12756043

>>12756035
Tarzan.

>> No.12756044

>>12756033
He deserves it for thinking with his dick.

>> No.12756046

>>12756027
Damn, meant to just delete the file.

>> No.12756049

>>12756038
Interesting. Where are you going with this?

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>>12756030
Thanks, I take great pleasure in being a raging faggot while defending others, but I also enjoy posting monstergirls so I guess it's a happy medium.


>>12756033
Fuck yes. Kumiho a best girl.

well, not really but hey they're breddy gud 10/5. Better than most pleb-taste foxgirls.

>>12756040
MAMONO MANA.
anyway, last picture before I start eating up the Image limit too bad.

>you will never be molested by a foreign snakewoman
>she will never take your inability to say 'no' or 'stop' in her language as permission to continue

>> No.12756059

>>12756049
I might work it into cookanon and his teasing shenanigans at some point in the future. Maybe elaborate on it a bit. Pull a Xenagos and imply that people can ascend to godhood if they have enough worshipers and the proper rituals

>> No.12756065

>>12756050
>>12756005

See >>12515004

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>>12756038
So...Khorna basically?

>> No.12756067

>>12756059
For kitsune they can ascend to fox spirit, and then lesser kami, and all the way to greater kami.

Being a Local Kami (gods) is a very great honor . your area can be as small as an acre to an entire region
Same for Ryuu and a few other races

You really only hear about them the most as they are the most common goddess in Japan .

If you like i can go further into details of ascending for you .

>> No.12756070

>>12756065
Um... did you skip a crucial step there of not choosing a deleted post, anon?

I don't understand what you're trying to tell me.

>> No.12756077

>>12756070
If you have 4Chan X, you can see deleted posts. But I'll just post it again, I suppose.

>Teaching a monster girl English, watching her struggle to fully speak the language fluently every day
>One day, she finally tells you,
>"In my language, we say phrase to close people..."
>She then hesitantly utters it to you
>"I-It means...I...love you."

>> No.12756079

>>12756066
>Khorna
You'll have to explain?
I was trying to evoke an Iroas/Mogis feel from the relationship only with the human god representing their refusal to yield while the minotaur god represents their believe that they should be the dominate ones and have free reign of the humans.
>>12756067
I suppose you'll have to since it appears my plan to steal ideas from other things to build my own ins't going to work

>> No.12756087

>>12756077
Fucking cute as shit. I'm gonna need 2-3 ambulances for that/.

Stopped using 4chan X, it broke on the last update for me.

>> No.12756091

>Elf and Dark Elf fall in love.
>Tribes hate each other, but promise to marry and all that shit.
>Grow up.
>Elf says "Fuck it." and commits Dark Elf Genocide.
>Dark Elf Ex- is the only survivor.
>Gets a gang of Orcs together and goes to rape Elf into her bitch.
>Dark Elf is a futa, rapes Elf with the Orcs
>Elf uses Charm Magic to mind-control the Orcs, and have them turn on the Dark Elf
>Turns out she was a Yandere all along, who left her lover alive, so that they could start from scratch with a hybrid species.
>Throw in some Dark/Elf-Orc hybrids for good measure.


The fuck did I just read?

>> No.12756092

>>12756087
Use Chrome.

>> No.12756101

>>12756079
To make this simple I will use a fox woman for this, you can substitute any race.

Once a Kitsune has reached a high enough level of power she can ascend to becoming a fox spirit. this can happen early on in their lives, they gain more power but are restricted where they can use this extra power.
After a while they can petition the Imperial court (Amaterasu ) to ascend to becoming a kami , if the request is approved she is assigned a small shrine to see how she does
at this point she is a lessor local god.
she essentially works for the higher kami in the area, but her territory is hers alone to do how she sees fit. If she wants to be involved she can be, or just live in solitude and do w/e

cont.

>> No.12756105

>>12756091
>futa
get the fuck out.

>>12756092
I do. It still broke somehow. I'm suspecting that one of my other addons is fucking with it and I don't spend enough time on 4chan to test them all out. Enough offtopic, though.
Would you a deluded foxgirl/catgirl/Oni that thinks she's a paladin?

>> No.12756114

>>12756105
I know how much it's despised.
But I had to bring it up because Elves and sheer what the flying fuck.

Captcha: Leave
Seems it agrees with you.

>> No.12756115

>>12756091
The regular elf is female?

>> No.12756117

>>12756105
I'd a succubus that thinks she's a Paladin.

>> No.12756119

>>12756091

I can't even tell if you're describing something you read or if it's all your own shitty idea.

>> No.12756120

>>12756115
100%.
Entirely female, and entirely crazy.

>> No.12756123

>>12756101
New paragraph to explain the other process, this time with a Ryuu.

Ryuu are naturally magical creatures and build their own shrines next to fresh water sources . after a few years they petition the local Kami to have the right to ascend and become a Kami in their own right.
this usually results in shared territories if not shared shrines.

I hope you know i am trying to summarize this and am leaving a lot out and giving the basics.

Cont.

>> No.12756125

>>12756119
It's a doujin I just read that popped up on SadPanda today.

Here's a link, if anyone cares to read it. http://exhentai.org/g/763032/59234e9625/

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>>12756066
It's a Warhammer / Hathor / Arachnotaur thing.

God of Strawberry Milk, Plain Milk, and Chocolate Milk.

Like Khorne but with an A!

>> No.12756142

>>12756002

You have an idea for a more practical style for the jinko, but first you need to get the hair ready so you do it right. Remembering back to the times you've had your hair cut, you quickly fetch a bucket of hot spring water before returning. You use your fingers to comb through the wild hair to start sorting out the tangles and knots. Despite the occasional tug on her scalp, Toriza doesn't complain and occasionally lets out a quiet chuff. It takes a long time to get all the way to her scalp, and you scratch through it with your wet fingers. This produces a cacophony of chuffs from Toriza, and you have to pull her back up straight when she tries to pull away out of embarrassment. You repeat with the comb and more hot water, getting the hair straight and ready for the cut.
You set about cutting and trimming next, taking off the hair to the point just at the top of her shoulder blades. After seeing how it looks up in a high ponytail, you nod and tie it up while leaving two long bangs that fall down the sides of her face to her collar bones.
"All done, have a look. Don't be afraid to wear it down sometimes."
You hold the mirror up for Toriza, the jinko looking into it for a few moments while not seeming to think it's really her being reflected. You surprise her with more scalp scratching, making her chuff more and move to get away before just accepting it for a minute. Once she's had her fill she stands up, her blanket falling off to the ground. She was naked under there, catching you off guard.
(continued)

>> No.12756145

>>12756123
>>12756101
At this point we have two entry level gods that can work to strive for becoming higher in the hierarchy, and gain more power .
and expand their territory.
A very active Kami can easily overtake an area where the god has left or is lazy.
If you lose your area you ascend to the realms and stay there until you get another chance.
Think of it like an military structure

low level kami and spirits (spirits also have a structure as well , and their own realm)
middle level kami
High level kami
Those who don't live on earth anymore . divines
The ancients
Amaterasu.

Now I am worried I did a bad job explaining this

hope it helped

>> No.12756149

>>12756142

"Next is bath. Then clothes." She states, grabbing a bath robe before moving out of the room as she puts it on, not taking her hair ribbon out. You follow her along, carrying the soaps she picked out up to the hidden pool. Thankfully nobody is there before you.
Toriza gets down into the water, looking at you with another chuff and a small smile. She's opening up to you for sure, but now it's time to clean her up. She's letting you do it, and has only taken the ribbon out now that she's chest deep in hot water. You get in with her, keeping your bath robe on to maintain decency. You'll need to wash her hair, scrub the dirt from her skin, and use the rough brush on her thick fur. The tail is a different, squirmy challenge.

Howscrub master anon?

>> No.12756156

>>12756145
It did it just made my explanation of where they came from and ascended from change dramaticaly though. I'm probably going to do something with it in the morning when I wake up.

>> No.12756163

>>12756142
>Suddenly nude Tiger
I've been trying for Rat-Route this whole time and even I think that was a rather nice surprise.

>>12756149
We must scrub thoroughly, but not lewdly.
But really, it'd be impossible to resist a few lingering squeezes along her chest, ass and tail, right?

>> No.12756165

Did paladins ever have firearms, or did they swing swords around and drink Sunny D all day?

>> No.12756173

>>12756149
We must scrub thoroughly to get rid of all that dirt and grim, maybe tease her a bit when we find something that caused her to squirm

>> No.12756174

>>12756165
Paladins in any modern-day setting have probably adapted firearms at least the smart ones. but generally they prefer swords and hammers as their holy weapons.
Speaking of which; what is a good monster for a paladin to be shamefully seduced/blackmailed/proactively dated by?

>> No.12756175

>>12756165
>Roland
>Not a gunslinger

>> No.12756176

>You'll never be an alchemist in the world of monstergirls.
>You'll never use your talents to brew incredibly powerful alcohol.
>You'll never own a bar that boasts that it's weakest brew can knock an Oni on it's ass and it's strongest brew can bring down an Ushi-Oni.
>You'll never put your hand in marriage up as a prize to anyone who can down three shots of your strongest brew and keep standing.
>You'll never maintain your purity for many years, waiting for the one strong enough to beat your brews.
Damn it.

>> No.12756183

>>12756174
a dark priest, something about the idea of being raped by the equivalent of a perverted jehova's witness is especially precious

>> No.12756184

>>12756176
This is an amusing idea.
Though lately, my thoughts of alchemists remain fixated upon workaholics constantly experimenting, trying to revive their dead waifus, to the detriment of their business and professional standing.

>> No.12756187

>>12756149
I have almost no idea? go with the grain when scrubbing her fur, and be sure to fold her ears like so http://www.mangatank.com/manga/nukoduke/c3/7.
Also these
>>12756163
>>12756173

>> No.12756189

>>12756174
Anything Dark. Succubus, Familiar, Horse Pussy.

>> No.12756193

>>12756149
Wholesome cleaning for the Christian website, please.

>> No.12756197

>>12756156
>>12756145
My biggest complaint with MGE is he totally ignored most of the spirit realm and turned a good number of them into MGs

All spirits in your area are under your control, so if they give you trouble, you are not gonna do too well.
There are a lot of stories about local Kami fighting with local spirits.
remember though, High level spirits do not report to the local, but the regional kami as they are regarded as free ranging kami themselves .
My favorite tale is of the local fox kami and a shinigami.

But remember I speak from actual legends, and not MGE
so use your own head canon, have fun with it

>> No.12756200

>>12756189
>Horse Pussy
Ah fuck you too.

Still, I'd say Familiar or such would be a worst.
One thing to be corrupted by the corruptors.
Another thing to be corrupted by the Pedophilic Corruptors.

>> No.12756202

>>12756149
>>12756187
also, when washing the tail: to soap it up, rinse it off then then run your hands along it's length to get the water/suds out. be very sure to not go against the grain with her tail.

>> No.12756210

>>12756200
>he likes horse pussy

You are even more worthless than Belial.

>> No.12756214

>>12756156
Remember also in the heavens they can have children too, so you can have a young goddess assigned to earth who is but 20 in human equivalent.
She may not be powerful, she might even been that kitsune living down the street in an apartment.

>> No.12756220

>>12756210
I will not apologize or regret loving mai waifu.

She makes sure I always have nice dreams.

>> No.12756225

>>12756214
Could you guys imagine what it would be like to be recruited to go to work in the heavens?

It would be mostly service jobs though.
would you do it?

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>>12756220
This turn you on?

>> No.12756235

>>12756189
>>12756183
Interesting. I don't know enough to write about dark priests, I think, but I can see why you'd choose them for that.

Would /mgt/ b interested in a story about a paladin being "tamed" by a Bicorn or a dark priest to accept his baser urges and also to be their perfect husbando and him breaking under the shame of actually liking it?
On a completely unrelated note, how old is too old for a protagonist? The average age of the people in this thread is probably ~25, so something like 60 is right out but we have plenty of stories about 12 year olds getting /ss/ed.

>> No.12756236

>>12756234
No.

I swear every time this shit comes up, I lose brain cells...

>> No.12756238

>>12756235
Sure why not. As far as age goes, if he can make sperm, he's good enough for a monstergirl.

>> No.12756240

>>12756236
He likes his cute little nightmare.
she has perky tits though, I will admit that.

>> No.12756243

>>12756236
I was clearly mocking you/him.

>> No.12756248

>>12756243
4chan is serious business.

>> No.12756249

>You arrive home one night, to find your waifu waiting for you with dinner made.
>Unusual, but not that uncommon. She made all your favorites.
>Seems to be a bit nervous, fidgeting at her place across from you at the table.
>Make small talk about your days as you eat.
>Meal is cooked to perfection.
>As you finish up your dinner, your waifu gets up, and walks over to you.
>Fidgeting nervously more than ever, a bright red blush lightning up her face.
>There's some piece of paper clutched in her hands. Some kind of brochure.
>It's a Sabbath Recruitment Flyer.
>A Familiar stopped by going door-to-door, and your waifu actually opened the door and listened to her.
>Now she wants to join the Sabbath and become a perma-loli.
>Wants you to join and fuck her soon-to-be-loli body like an onahole each and every day.


What do anon? How do you react to this proposal?

>> No.12756251

I swear That guy was right last thread
Every time I see bicorn now I think of a sex starved bisexual unicorn that has sex with everyone.

>> No.12756253

>>12756243
Clearly. It's still a headache though.

Not every joke is funny. Especially not yours.

>> No.12756256

>>12756249
Call the church of Hathor to come and help me help her.
What else would you do?

>> No.12756258

>>12756253
I may not be funny but at least I don't like horse pussy.

>> No.12756261

>>12756249
"Get a new husband."

>> No.12756262

>>12756256
Oh, good idea, then she will end up in the middle of the 2 and have nice adult figure with decent sized tits!

>> No.12756264

>>12756256
Agree and enjoy her new loli delightfulness?

Not a bad plan though anon.

>>12756261
That, on the other hand, is just cold man. Fuck.

>> No.12756265

>>12756251
Dont they get off on watching their husbando fuck other women? It's like reverse NTR, which has a name and I probably look like a faggot for forgetting it.

Anyway, she'd just get all get all her friends to run a train on you while she masturbates furiously in the corner, watching and starved for affection.

>> No.12756268

>>12756265
If I recall right, they don't quite get off to watching their husband fuck other women, so much as they find that a man who has fucked a lot of different MGs "Tastes" better. Beelzebubs have the same trait. Difference being that Bicorns have magic that makes an Incubus with a lot of partners appealing to other single MGs besides herself, thus letting him build a full-out harem.

>> No.12756269

Did Nyanon pass out on the keyboard only to be seduced by a dormouse in his dream as she snuggles into his lap.

Only to wake up and found his pet cat is sleeping in his lap

>> No.12756270

>>12756265
That sounds kinda hot, except for one small problem

Unicorn pussy

>> No.12756273

>>12756249
I tell her that she doesn't need to change at all.

>> No.12756274

>>12756265
I see them as being total sex sluts, doing threesomes with their husband all the time, trying to get him and her a harem so they can have lots of sex

>> No.12756276

>>12756268
So Bicorns get a huge harem of monstergirls going to run a train on her husbando, and then she goes last so she can get the maximum amount of flavor out of him?
I don't know why my boner is this hard at that though.

>> No.12756277

>>12756276
Sounds about right.

>> No.12756279
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12756279

Would you do a Soraka?
She is more goat though.

>> No.12756280
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12756280

Would you be brave enough to go on an MG panty raid?

>> No.12756284

>>12756279
I'd rather a Morgana.

>> No.12756287

>>12756280
Hells yeah
inb4 >implying mg's aren't raiding your pantsu

>> No.12756288

>>12756276
Other way around actually.

>but if there are any other women whom her husband desires, or vise versa, she’ll train them into lascivious monsters that are appropriate partners for her and her husband, making them a member of the harem for the husband’s sake.

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12756289

I will delete this

You mean this?

>> No.12756291

>>12756270
Don't they have frontpussies now via word of god?

its not like spidervagina or snake/bird cloaca is any better, anon.

>>12756274
What kind of monsters would love to be part of a Bicorn incubus harem?

Do you have to start with a Bicorn or do they just occasionally show up and force themselves into unsuspecting people's lives?
"hi there I'm Diana and I'm your harem coordinator!"

>> No.12756292

>>12756280
Depends.
Are we raiding an individual girl's room? Large group of sisters? Some kind of sorority? A slumber party?

What kind of girls will we be attempting to take panties from?

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12756293

>>12756249
I mean, there's really no downside in all this, I guess.
Besides not being able to partake in her grape juice straight from her delicious tits anymore.

>> No.12756295

>>12756289
well, she is an MG right?

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>>12755815
>Autism enough to get the number and shape of the chains right
>Fucks up the color

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>> No.12756302

>>12756291
>Frontpussies
Absolutely disgusting.

Unfortunately, though, yes, for MGE.
Muh Headcanon though, is that they only show up for guys who really desire it, thanks to MAMONO MANA.

My plan is to find all such men who would trigger a frontgina in a centaur, and put them in camps.

>> No.12756304

>>12756298
Too dark, delete it and try again.
background needs work

>> No.12756305

>>12756302
I will do you, a total stranger a favor.

I will make the camps for those people.

>> No.12756307

>>12756292
Well there's several sororities to raid at Monster Girl City College.

There's the Plant Girl's dorm, a lot of the panties tend to be soaked in sticky nectar and sap though.

There's the Undead Girl's dorm, where most of the panties are incredibly old, but still washed. Just expect some late 16th century panties in the Vampire Girl's drawers.

Then, if you're feeling up for it, there's the Demonic Girl's Dorm, where you can find incredibly lewd Succubus panties, sweaty Oni boxers and whatever that new Hellhound girl is wearing.

I don't have to tell you what happens if you get caught.

Any more dorms?

>> No.12756308

>>12756149
Sensually

>> No.12756309

>>12756149

You start with the hair, scrubbing the soap into the scalp and the freshly cut hair. The scratching at her scalp makes her produce more chuffs and push up into your fingers.
"You like that, huh?" You ask, Toriza nodding a bit while staying quiet. You give her even more head scratching than she needs for fun, before picking up the bucket and filling it with water. You push her ears down and rinse her hair a few times before moving onto the next part.
You scrub her fur down with the brush first, making sure to go with the grain to avoid irritating the hairs. It takes a while, but Toriza seems to enjoy the lengthy pampering with how the chuffing keeps going. You go for the pads with your fingers though, washing them with soft cloth while Toriza squirms from the sensitive spots being cleaned up.
Her skin comes next and you start with her back, not holding back as you clean as rough as you can. She doesn't complain, and before long you've moved from the back to her shoulders, her sides, and pause.
"The rest of the areas are a bit private, are you sure you want me to clean then?" You ask.
She chuffs and nods.
(continued, sorry about taking so long)

>> No.12756312

>>12756298

That's an improvement right there. Why the original artist made her light skinned is anyone's guess.

>> No.12756313

>>12756309

Well, the woman asked for it. You start with her belly, thinking it'll be the easiest to start with as she lays back in the pool. It's no use, she's squirming as you clean those rock hard muscles. It's hard to stay in position as her movements shift her around. After some struggle you finish that area, heading up and getting her chest. She's blushing madly now, and seems nervous as you try your best to wash her chest with a cloth without it becoming too awkward. She stops you and covers her chest up, turning around to point out her tail.
"Can wash there myself..." She refers to her chest, looking at the tail next. "Wash that." She instructs.
You comply, and start to gently scrub the fur of the tail with the soap. It helps you both settle down, and before too long you've finished and rinsed it out. After many rinses, she's all clear of dirt. She gets up to grab her bath robe before leading the way back to the temple.
Once there, she leads you to a room you thought was another spare. It turns out it's the sewing room, where piles of plain cloth and some fancier cloth is kept in a wooden cage, locked away. There is a Jurougumo woman there, putting the finishing touches on an outfit made on some wooden frame mannequins, smiling at the pair as you walk inside.
"Oh, you're done sooner than I thought! Just a few more stitches and the last one will be done for you." The spider smiles, looking back at her work.
On the three mannequins are custom designed outfits for Toriza.
(continued, again)

>> No.12756314

>>12756307
>Plant Girls with nectar-soaked panties.
>Undead Girls with ancient, soft undies
>Demon Sluts with lewd seduction wear, and sweaty Oni pantsu

If there's an Egyptian Dorm somewhere along the line, count me in.

>> No.12756315

>>12756302
>love horsepussy or die!

I see you passing out fliers and such trying to get support, only to have everyone spit on your face.

>> No.12756316

>>12756313

The first is a practical black martial arts gi with pants and no arms, stylishly appearing torn off.
The second is a black mist valley (chinese) dress, made sturdier than a usual one but fit to Toriza's frame. It's a bit longer than Mimita wears, but it's just as femenine with gold embroidery put onto it.
The third is a bit odd, and sort of original. It's like a gi but slightly longer to act as a skirt, with a bigger sash and larger sleeves meant for a jinko. The length would cover up her hands, and the hems are colored the same as the orange parts of her fur. The rest of it is of course black.
"Pick one you like. Can ask for new one if you don't like any." Toriza requests, smiling down at you in her wet bathrobe.

Whichone master anon?

>> No.12756319

>>12756315
No. See, why does everyone think that?

I'm saying
>Love horsepussy, or just don't bother with centaurs!

If you need some bizarre frontgina to like centaurs, there's something wrong with you.

>> No.12756320

>>12756313
>Belly Rub
l-lewd

>>12756316
Second

>> No.12756323

>>12756280
I would raid a dragon's (or jabber's/ryu's/wurm's/wyvern's) pantsu drawer and leave a box of chocolates in return.

>> No.12756324

>>12756307
>Be a freshman that gets sent on a solo panty raid to the Demonic Girl's Dorm to join one of the biggest most influential frats on campus.
>It was a trap. You were essentially a sacrifice.
>Enjoy being gangbanged by the whole sorority and then given to the freshmen as an initiation present for the rest of your time here at MGCC.
Wait a minute, I'm not seeing the downside here.

>> No.12756325

>>12756249

What does this mean for my Dormouse daki?

>> No.12756326

>>12756316
would the third impede her fighting?

>> No.12756327

>>12756316
Second.

>> No.12756329

>>12756314
There was some green-text for an Egyptian themed dorm some time ago.

Sphinx had undies with a question mark on them.
The Anubis, despite being normally incredibly strict and bossy, had a thong straps tied to an ankh.
Pharaoh has stereotypical underwear inlaid with gold.
Sandworm had bedsheet sized panties.
And the apophis had regular white panties with a single picture of a bunch of purple grapes on the front.

>> No.12756330

>>12756323
That is so romantic.

I do not think I will or can ever accept that canon of frontginas ever on horse types

>> No.12756331

>>12756326
Not that I could imagine, no.

>> No.12756332

>>12756325
It means you can stuff her in your duffel bag more easily when you go on business trips.

>> No.12756335

>>12756316
Tell her she would look good in anything

>> No.12756336

>>12756325
see
>>12756269

>> No.12756337

>>12756316
>>12756331
Then I choose three!

>> No.12756339

>>12756329
I know. I liked it.
I took almost all of the Anubis', with a plan to "Ransom" them back to her teasingly in return for dates.

>> No.12756340

>>12756335
This but 2 if you have to make a decision

>> No.12756342

>>12756329
Tiny side tie panties that loop through little ankhs.

>> No.12756343

>>12756330
>The incredibly wealthy Red Dragon girl, heir to all the Red Dragon throne and hence all the businesses her family owns, sits on the edge of her bed.
>She quietly munches away at the chocolates in the middle of the night, pouting as hard as she can, but still blushing.

HNNNG

>> No.12756345

>>12756342
Yes. They were wonderful.

>> No.12756347

>>12756343
That's what I was going for, anon
thank you

>> No.12756349

>>12756335
also 3

>> No.12756350

>>12756343
The best part of this is your scent is on the chocolate box .

>> No.12756351

>>12756343
I must now become a master thief. How do I learn?

>> No.12756353

>>12756342
Her darkest and lewdest secret. It would be a shame if her position in the student council was compromised by having it go public.

>> No.12756357

>>12756343
I would steal a bunch, then mail them back to her one by one, each with a piece of chocolate and a snippet of incredibly bad but lovable poetry

>> No.12756358

>>12756319
>No. See, why does everyone think that?
>My plan is to find all such men who would trigger a frontgina in a centaur, and put them in camps

Son, you dumb? Then again you like centaurs, so...

>If you like centaurs sexually at all there's something wrong with you

FTFY

>> No.12756359

>>12756316
Three seems neat.

>> No.12756360

>>12756351
Go pratice stealing panties from the cyclops.
if you get caught , just tell people you were trying to abuse her like a good guy.

>> No.12756363

>>12756360
I see. What kind of panties do Cyclops wear? I don't want to accidentally steal from her roommate and get those bloodstained, chili-smelling P'Orc panties.

>> No.12756365

>>12756343
>You'll never be a phantom thief who seeks greater and greater challenges all the time.
>You'll never break into the hoard of a rich Dragon girl time and again, but simply leave your calling card each time.
>You'll never start leaving gifts that get more and more romantic as time goes on
>You'll never break into her hoard one last time and leave a large box inside it.
>You'll never be inside the box, waiting with a ring to propose to her, your greatest challenge.
You did this to me anon. You put this idea in my head!

>> No.12756366

>>12756363
Your nose can tell the difference. P'orks wear cheapo panties I bet.

Get caught "What were you doing"
"Oh I was trying to steal her panties to abuse her."
"Oh, that's so nice of you to tease her like that, you are such a good kid, let me give you some tips"

>> No.12756370
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>>12756363
Well the blue and purple ones wear plus-sized panties, which might be a bit difficult to make off with.

Regular Cyclops probably just have average panties, just look for the ones that look like the panties someone who wants to be bullied would wear.

>> No.12756371

>>12756365
>You will never serve 3-5 for breaking and entering.

>> No.12756372
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>>12756365
And now you must write it. For us.
>>12756366
Who would be the most difficult target? A Lich?

>> No.12756375

>>12755892
(Sorry about the late reply. I went to bed before you posted.)
Yeah, I still want to do something more with it. Right now I want to actually plan out a small semblance of a story. Still slice-of-lifey, but with a bit of a structure. When the time comes, I'll either write it out on pastebin, or do what I did last time and post it in realtime on the thread. Whatever people prefer, really.

>> No.12756376

What the fuck 1627 posts in a jp thread what in the fucking hell am I seeing here holy shit RED ONI BEST

>> No.12756378

>>12756371
But then you'd get bailed out by the wealthy Dragon Girl, who then claims she now owns you, so you have to be her boyfriend.

>> No.12756379

>>12756370
>Regular Cyclops
I always just assumed they ALL grow up to be that big eventually, and then they pay back all the bully-wullies.
>>12756371
In the Dragon's private love dungeon?

>> No.12756380

>>12756372
>Lich
I know it might be cliché and typical, but I can't help but imagine cute little black panties with skulls on them.

>Try to steal them.
>She just teleports them back.
>They reappear in your hand a few minutes later.
>Noticeably moist.

>> No.12756381

>>12756372
The most difficult target...
Hard mode
Steal panties of a Great vampire woman.
Impossible mode
Steal the panties of Amaterasu .

>> No.12756382

>>12756365
>you will never be the most precious jewel in a dragon's collection
>she will never manacle you to the floor surrounded by her gold so no one will steal you while she gets food for you both
>you will never be held close to her warm body when you sleep at night atop her hoard (both of you wrapped in a blanket because you insisted)
>she will never deck you in the finest of clothing and jewelry before loving you tenderly in her hoard


Life is suffering.

>> No.12756386

>>12756380
Magical, ethereal panties that can't be grasped by living hands.

Damn Lich Girls. There must be a way to take them.

>> No.12756387

>>12756375
Either way, I look forward to it.

Thank you again anon.

>> No.12756388

>>12756381
As if Ammy wouldn't pretend not to notice me so she could later track me down with her new Hellhound friends.

>> No.12756393

>>12756388
Get caught by Ra while trying to steal ammy's panties.
Ra laughs when you tell her why you are there.

She helps you steal Ammy's favorite sexy pair, and sends you on your way.
She laughs as you are teleported back to earth.

>> No.12756394

>>12756316

The third is tempting, but you decide that the second would look best on her. She wants to look more feminine after all. You tell her that you want the one in the middle, but have a suggestion. You ask if she can wear one with sleeves like the third one. The jurougumo chuckles at you and nods, starting to get to work on it already.
Toriza pulls you into a tight hug, almost crushing you with her strength before she lets you down.
"Go wait in your room. Come when finished." She instructs. You comply, leaving the room and heading back to your own as the sun starts to go down. You light the lamp in your room while you wait, doing some meditation while time passes.
Before long you hear a knock on your door, and hear Toriza chuff from the other side. You tell her to come in, staying on the floor.
The door slides open and Toriza steps inside. The mist valley dress has matching sleeves seamlessly added, using the same fabric that the body of the black dress is using. She has her hair up in the ponytail and the hanging bangs tied into little loops at the end to keep the hairs together, her fur dry and full of sheen now that it's clean and brushed.
"Makeover done. Good?" Toriza asks, pulling the form fitting dress down a bit as she gets used to a skirt.

Whatsay master anon?
Was tied so I compromised.

>>12756372
Obviously a nine tailed or greater fox, at that level they have limited omniscience.

>> No.12756397

>>12756393
You get back to earth and realize there is something in your pocket

Its another pair of earth colored panties and a small note attached to it 'Hathors'

On the back it says 'Give me a good show mortal, they will be after you soon.'

as soon as you finish reading it the note explodes into flames

>> No.12756398

>>12756386
If I remember correctly, there was a scenario in Frozen Throne where you had to get inside the enemy base and kills four specific enemies before they completed a ritual. They were ethereal, so you had to use a spell to make them not. That's the solution.
>>12756394
Spontaneous waltz so she gets to feel even more feminine while learning to move in the dress.

>> No.12756401

>>12756397
At least it wasn't Alpollo's panther-thong...

>> No.12756402

>>12756394
tell her to do a 360 for you to fully admire her. Then do a fun little dance with her.

>> No.12756403

>>12756394
Simple truth.
She came out gorgeous.

>> No.12756404

>>12756394
Treat like a lady by complimenting and then kissing paw

>> No.12756405

>>12756401
Alpollos panties are mass produced, she uses them as a calling card when she visits her patrons .
It not just beer and nachos with her.

>> No.12756406

>>12756382
Manacle?

>a metal band, chain, or shackle for fastening someone's hands or ankles.
"the practice of keeping prisoners in manacles"

synonyms: handcuffs, shackles, chains, irons, fetters, restraints, bonds

Is she looking to get stabbed in the belly?

>> No.12756407

>>12756372
The suffering part is the fact that I can't write for shit.

>> No.12756408

>>12756394
That she looks beautiful

>> No.12756411

>>12756406
It's not like there isn't lots of padding there to keep you comfy.
>>12756407
Oh yeah? Well you get to it and learn the only way, by doing it!

>> No.12756412

>>12756397
>TFW the cow goddess chasing after you is not the soft and gentle woman you know as Hathor
>But the vengeful and angry goddess known to all as Sekhmet
>Her eyes are glowing red. There is no stopping her wrath

>> No.12756413

>>12756382
I think she'd understand that you're a bit harder to steal due to the fact that you're a master thief who can easily escape something as simple as a manacle.
She'd probably take you to her room and ride you hard and rough until she gets pregnant. And you'd stay, because you love her.

>> No.12756415

>>12756405
>Lumber into the Human Male dorm after a long day of studying, lectures and narrowly avoiding being raped by the Succubus Dean.
>Throw open the door to your room, with a beer in your hand. See a pair of Alpollo's panties on your pillow.
>You let out a sigh, grab them, and throw them onto a pile of several hundred more, growing in the corner of your room.

>> No.12756418

>>12756415
>several hundred
Oh you skank, you got her attention!

>> No.12756420

>"In order to summon the great alp god queen of the queers Alpollo one must take these panties and place them ..."
"Dude, what are you talking about, and why is their writing on those panties? I thought we were going to play video games"
"Shush dood, I know what I am doing, she has been here before"
"Ha, right, like a pair of losers like us can get a woman to come here"

"See the panties, Read them now!"

>> No.12756422

>>12756406
She's still recovering from the last time those adventurers stole everything not nailed down, and she couldn't bear to lose you.

>>12756413
It's to make her feel safer, not to actually contain you.

>> No.12756423

>>12756411
>wanting to be tied up like an animal

>> No.12756424
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12756424

>>12756420
Does the unbeliever get punished with instant Alpification?

>> No.12756425

>>12756412
>Touch the cow!
>D̯͕͠O̸̝͔͠ ̷͖̣͍̫͖͘͘I̧͜͏̗͇̗̥͙͉̪̥̼T̴̳̠̪̠̮̭̘͞ ̧̧̥̦̪̠̜̜̦̀N̷͏̞͖̠̞͚̠̥͔Ǫ̳͓̹̪W͖̭̕͠͞!

>> No.12756426

>>12756423
>not wanting to be tied up by your kinky lover
Your loss, not mine.

>> No.12756433

>>12756424
One who abuses her followers becomes an alp for a day.

>> No.12756439
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12756439

All this talk of stealing panties.

>> No.12756442

>>12756423
>not wanting to be tied up for your dragon waifu so she can use you as she pleases, as is her birthright

Stay pleb.

>> No.12756445

>>12756426
That's not what's written there, she has the guy chained up in her hoard room, not just for sex. Fuck that.

>> No.12756446

>>12756439
To steal an MGs panties without getting raped is an achievement.

You keep them as a trophy, to let people know you bested that kind of Monster Girl.

>> No.12756447

>>12756442
>being this much of a doormat

Enjoy having your balls crushed.

>> No.12756450

>>12756394

You tell her she looks beautiful as you stand up, asking her to give you a spin to see the back too. She nods and does a slow spin, chuffing afterwards. You take her paw and give it a kiss, making her blush and let out another chuff.
"How about a dance?" You ask, Toriza looking surprised by the question but not fighting as you pull her into a dance you've learned from festivals at the grand temple. You place her paw on your shoulder, yours on her hip, and taking the paw in your hand as you take the lead around your room. She doesn't know the dance but manages to keep up without stepping on your feet, a smile growing on her face as you keep it going.
By the time you're ready to sleep you've been dancing with her for about an hour, the jinko not wanting to stop. You remind her that there is preparations to do tomorrow, and tell her to get some sleep as well.
Toriza moved to the door, but doesn't leave. She closes it and turns towards you, a louder chuff coming out as she walks up to you before pushing you down onto your bedding. She gets down over you, and just as you think she's about to ravage you she lays down beside you with a 'pomf' and pulls you into a big hug as she chuffs some more.
"Sleep here. Don't mind?" Toriza asks.

Whatdo master anon?

>> No.12756451

>>12756445
>hoard room
And where do Dragons sleep?

>> No.12756452

>>12756446
Monster Panty Hunter? We get tiers and rarity based on species?

>> No.12756453

>>12756450
Nope. Tell her you wouldn't be able to sleep with her there.

Why am I bothering, everyone will vote yes.

>> No.12756455

>>12756451
She probably has a really nice bed in there that she ties you to during sex.
Afterwards she unties you and uses you like a human sized teddy bear. Are you telling me you don't want a pretty girl to cling to you like teddy bear anon?

>> No.12756456

>>12756450
Insist she goes into her own room and changes. That dress is too fine to be slept in.

>> No.12756458

Aww thats so cute, snuggle with the kitty!

>> No.12756459

>>12756451
Not seeing anything about being let out, ever.

>> No.12756460

>>12756456
This

>> No.12756461

>>12756455
No, I'm on your side in this. I mean on my Dragonfu's side.
>>12756459
Did you know that a Dragon has to live in her lair as well? Did it occur to you that she might, I don't know, make sure it was cozy?

>> No.12756462

>>12756450
Well, as long as it doesn't go past you being used as a cuddle-toy...

>> No.12756463

>>12756452
Good luck getting g-rank exclusive Hellhound panties.
What would they even wear? It'd need to be heatproof. Maybe fireproof.

>> No.12756465

>>12756450
>pomf
yes sleep

>> No.12756466

>>12756458
>Aww thats so cute, snuggle with the kitty!
Then after a while, send her back to her room, so she can change out of those clothes and get sleep for tomorrow .
Fixed.

>> No.12756467

>>12756463
Some kind of aluminum foil?

>> No.12756469 [DELETED] 

>>12756461
A cage is a cage.

>> No.12756470

>>12756450
go ahead and let her; the others know about your chastity belt, so I see no problem.
>>12756462

>> No.12756471

>>12756463
Heat-resistant, black or red panties with something metal like a motif of a flaming dog skull on them.

You'll need to handle them with oven-mitts.

>> No.12756472

>>12756467
titanium panties

>> No.12756474 [DELETED] 

>>12756469
>muh freedum!
Okay, I bet you're the kind of guy who leaves a pregnant woman because
>sorry babe, a cage is still a cage, and I can't be tied down to a family!
Fuck you.

>> No.12756479

>>12756450
I say let her, she can't rape you due to your magical chastity belt anyway.

>> No.12756481 [DELETED] 

>>12756474
>willing fatherhood is the same as being someone's pet

No anon, you are the dumbass.

>> No.12756483

>>12756452
I will trade you an extra Kitsune 9 tail lacy side tie rank S panty for one of your S rank Demon panties , gotta get the black lacy ones so i can get my S rank trophy and move to master class events
Tales of Panties F is my favorite one so far.

>> No.12756484 [DELETED] 

>>12756479
Think of the dress anon, think of the dress.
>>12756481
>willing
So people can't willingly be pets? Huh. I could have sworn that wasn't the case...

>> No.12756488 [DELETED] 

>>12756447
Maledom pls leave

This is not the fetish for you.

>>12756469
Such edge. You'll live in supremely luxurious conditions and never need to worry about anything past what concerns you at the moment. If you say you would honestly reject that, you have lived a very good life or are extremely sheltered.

>> No.12756494

>>12756462
>>12756450
Cuddle her back

>> No.12756496 [DELETED] 

>>12756484
People aren't pets, you must be damaged.

>>12756488
Fuck off.

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>>12756496
>People aren't pets, you must be damaged
Anon, I feel badly for you. There is no love in your heart.
Oh, and just so you know, I'm not going to stop liking things you don't like, stay mad.

>> No.12756510 [DELETED] 

>>12756496
>Being this much of a bland, vanilla normalfag.
More and more of these faggots popping up lately.

>> No.12756511 [DELETED] 

>>12756488
>>12756447
>implying one can't be a sub without "having your balls crushed"
>implying not wanting to be tied in the first place makes one maledom
>implying that being a sub is about being a lazy shit
>implying being maledom is totally haram

You both need to go.

>> No.12756512 [DELETED] 

>>12756496
Never experienced true worry, then? Never worried about if you could feed yourself or find a warm place to sleep tonight? If you had you'd find the offer much more tempting.

>> No.12756516 [DELETED] 

>>12756512
No anon, any constraints on muh freedum is a fate worse than death! All laws and rules must be abolished! Why would there be any need for such things when there's food in the store, money comes from the ATM and electricity comes from the walls?

>> No.12756518 [DELETED] 

>>12756511
speak the truth, brother.

>> No.12756520 [DELETED] 

>>12756505
Sure kid, whatever you say.

>>12756510
Fuck off.

>> No.12756521 [DELETED] 

>>12756510
There's a difference between Vanilla and just being a boring "stop liking things" asshole.
It's a very fine line, but still there.

>> No.12756522 [DELETED] 

>>12756510
But I like being a vanilla fag .

Hey, I was vanilla before everyone else got on this train .
Don't put me in their group friend .

>> No.12756527 [DELETED] 

>>12756511
Good fucking luck.

>> No.12756528 [DELETED] 

>>12756520
Okay, seriously, you are just shitting up this thread now.
>>12756522
Fear not, for you are grouped differently.>>12756521

>> No.12756530 [DELETED] 

>>12756522
Ohh, I missed the bland part, never mind.

>> No.12756532

>>12756450

You tell her you don't mind, but she needs to go and change out of the dress. It's new and too good to be slept in, she should get something comfier. And her bedding, so there is enough blanket.
Toriza nods and chuffs, releasing you as she gets up and moves out of the room quick. You take the chance to get up and close the windows of your room, and she's back after a few minutes. She has her hair down and is wearing an old martial arts outfit, which serve well enough for sleeping. You only have time to turn the lamp off before she has her bedding beside yours and pulls you back into her strong arms, chuffing some more as your face is pushed into her chest. You settle in as best as you can among the strong, warm, chuffing muscle as you put an arm you can move around her.
It's a pretty good way to get to sleep, you think.

Going to leave it here since I have something planned for that in story night and it might end up long.
Know it was a short round today, sorry about that.
Hope that was enough chuffs for you all.

>> No.12756533 [DELETED] 

>>12756511
This could be said of so much here.

>>12756520
Stay mad.

>>12756521
>>12756522
True enough.
Sorry to those who just like vanilla love with their waifu. They should not be lumped in with such faggotry.

Also I'm not your friend, pal.

>> No.12756534 [DELETED] 

>>12756512
Yes, because I don't suck at life.

>> No.12756535

>>12756532
Sure was, but when will you return to us?

>> No.12756536

>>12756532
the chuffs were almost too much to handle. thanks nyanon.

>> No.12756537

>>12756532
>Tired and want to head to bed soon anyway.
>Only staying up for Nyanon
>Can stay up late tomorrow because no work Thursday.

The fact that this CYOA has meshed so well with my personal scheduling is a miracle and I am thankful to whatever universal powers are enabling it.

>> No.12756538 [DELETED] 

>>12756534
>I don't suck at life
You mean you had rich parents? Come on man, don't pretend you're better than anyone else because of that, that's the kind of thing that gets nobility killed whenever the peasants get pissed.

>> No.12756540

>>12756535
I'll be here tomorrow night, and thursday night too.

>> No.12756542

>>12756532
Chuf chuf chuf chuf
🚄🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃all aboard the jinko train 🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

>> No.12756543 [DELETED] 

>>12756534
Spoken like a true middle class neet who has never had to truly struggle in his life. Sometimes you get born poor, mate.

>> No.12756545

>>12756540
>night
>it's almost noon here
I don't even know what that means, but I'll just spend the morning here then.

>> No.12756547

>>12756545
did you get those elf sniper pics mr finlander i posted last thread?

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>>12756543
Nuh-huh! People just need to work hard like his grandparents did! Poverty is a choice! Ayn Rand said so!
>>12756547
I did.

>> No.12756553

>>12756547
That is the last time i use Google tl to English
wow its bad

>> No.12756554 [DELETED] 

>>12756534
oh someone just read rand, did they? the world isn't sunshine and rainbows and sometimes life screws you over and it's out of your hands, rich kid.

>> No.12756558

>>12756545
Americans think the world revolves around their time .

>> No.12756560 [DELETED] 

>>12756558
🚄🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃


test will delete in a second

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>>12756505
Neither am I.

>> No.12756565

>>12756560
Succuvirus please go.

>> No.12756566 [DELETED] 

>>12756560
🚄🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

guess it wont let me use colors on 4chan

>> No.12756569 [DELETED] 

>>12756538
>>12756554

I support myself.

>>12756543
Sorry you made bad decisions are stuck or fucked in some way now.

>> No.12756571 [DELETED] 

>>12756551
I like the way that artists does eyes

>> No.12756572 [DELETED] 

>>12756569
>born poor
>made bad decisions
Anon, I think you need to fuck off already.

>> No.12756577 [DELETED] 

>>12756572
Okay, sorry god hates you and you think bitching at people on the internet is gonna change your situation, whiner.

>> No.12756581 [DELETED] 

>>12756577
But I'm doing fine Mr. Darwinist. You remain an idiot though.

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>>12756551
I am trying to track down more
they are elvaans from final fantasy 11 so maybe you might have some luck finding some more of his stuff.

Have a fox woman.
I will catch ya later.

>> No.12756584 [DELETED] 

>>12756583
You're talking like we'd had some previous, meaningful interaction. I think you might be mistaking me for another.

>> No.12756585 [DELETED] 

>>12756581
Whatever makes you feel better about being born shit.

>> No.12756586 [DELETED] 

>>12756583
>Madam, I do not know why you are looking at me like that when you are the one lifting your dress while doing those absurd acrobatics.

>> No.12756587
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Since some species of ants give off a pheromone or chemical to signal to alert the rest of the colony when they die.

Would this mean that if you bullied or raped an Ant Girl, the rest of her colony would be alerted, show up and bully or rape you back?

>> No.12756590 [DELETED] 

>>12756584
Its called being friendly, people can do that you know.
not everyone is an asshole on 4chan

>> No.12756594 [DELETED] 

>>12756569
Well, it's a good thing your parents weren't dirt fucking poor, isnt it? It's good that you can claim you were somehow responsible for your fortune and those kids born into poverty-line families deserved it for having the audacity to be poor.


You don't support yourself. Your parents raised you, supported you, and probably sent you to college. You've probably never been in a situation where you need to find a good place to sleep. But go on, tell yourself those filthy homeless deserve their misery. After all, it was their fault.
Fucking rich kids.

>> No.12756595 [DELETED] 

>>12756590
>not everyone is an asshole on 4chan

I spit out my soda. Seriously.

>> No.12756597 [DELETED] 

>>12756585
>I defend people who are less fortunate
>therefore I am less fortunate
Okay, you sure showed me. Your dick is so huge, it must reach all the way from A to Z on the keyboard. I've been placed in an intellectual checkmate.
>>12756590
But I really feel like I'm either being mistaken for someone else or I've completely forgotten something. Or someone.
>>12756587
Why would anyone bully Ant Girls anyway?

>> No.12756599 [DELETED] 

>>12756595
I presume to think you meant I made you laugh.

>> No.12756600 [DELETED] 

>>12756594
>all this bitterness

You assume a lot. Stay mad and poor.

>> No.12756604 [DELETED] 

>>12756597
There is a poster from Finland who was talking about MGC Finland, i guess this means there are 2 of you from Finland then.

>> No.12756605 [DELETED] 

>>12756597
I can afford to get my dick enlarged.

>> No.12756606 [DELETED] 

>>12756585
>being this delusional

literally just discovered ayn rand have we


you are beyond retarded if you think wealth has almost anything to do with your own efforts and not entirely how well off your parents were. there's a reason people talk about social mobility and its not because people are just too stupid to follow your example set by your MASSIVE intellect. Fuck off and learn some basic economics.

>> No.12756607 [DELETED] 

>>12756605
penis pumps, or maybe that Shirohebi shaman? (cleric)

>> No.12756613

I keep looking up who ayn rand is and see she is banned here.
Seems like a trash writer to me

>> No.12756618 [DELETED] 

>>12756606
>>>/lit/

>>12756607
There are better ways.

>> No.12756621 [DELETED] 

>>12756604
>MGC Finland
Great, we have one of those now too?

>> No.12756622 [DELETED] 

>>12756600
>instantly goes for poor as an insult
Yep, upper-middle class NEET.
I'd ask you to talk about how smart and wide you are, but you'll share your astute wisdom anyway.
On-topic, who else wants to hug the shit out of a Kitsune, feel those fluffy tails around you?

>> No.12756625 [DELETED] 

>>12756621
Small one near some ear mountain,near the Russian border , few elves, trolls and uhh something I forget the name of.
Don't like the idea?

>> No.12756627 [DELETED] 

>>12756621
Apparently there's one in every Anon's backyard because they can't be asked to travel to get their waifus. They need a local annex.

Welcome to Monstergirl Planet

>> No.12756628 [DELETED] 

>>12756613
She was a woman who believed everyone should support themselves and that welfare parasites should just die off. She lived the last years of her life as a welfare parasite, therefore making her a hypocrite.
>>12756622
Sure there are fluffier creatures than pervy foxes!

>> No.12756630 [DELETED] 

>>12756622
>who else wants to hug the shit out of a Kitsune, feel those fluffy tails around you?

me me me me!
I am captain vanilla remember .

>> No.12756633 [DELETED] 

>>12756625
>ear mountain, near the Russian border
Korvatunturi is not a mountain, it's a fell. Also that's where Santa's workshop is.

>> No.12756634 [DELETED] 

>>12756622
>everyone on 4chan is a NEET

Okay.

>> No.12756638 [DELETED] 

>>12756627
MGC Europe
MGC Japan
MGC Alberta
MGC Detroit (mostly deserted)
MGC Midwest
MG town Finland, for the Nordic (artic?) cold weather mgs
MG town Texas

>> No.12756640 [DELETED] 

>>12756638
These are the only ones so far.

>> No.12756642 [DELETED] 

>>12756638
>Continent
>Country
>Province
>State
>Region
>Country
>State

It's so mismatched by I don't care since my locale is on there.

>> No.12756643 [DELETED] 

>>12756634
Not him but yeah kinda

>> No.12756646

>>12756642
It is still a work in progress.

>> No.12756653

>>12756646
Fair enough.

Also, where would MGC Europe be anyway? That's the most broadly defined one. Perhaps somewhere on the French Riviera? Seems an ideal local for a city of sin, lust and debauchery.

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Is... is the bitching done yet?

>> No.12756658

>>12756653
Switzerland, for neutrality and dem extra Alps.

>> No.12756660

>>12756638
MGC Europe: No specific location given, original generic
MGC Japan: No specific location given, original generic Zippangu
MGC Alberta: Because a guy in Alberta wants to be able to get his waifu in Edmonton
MGC Detroit: The original MGC and mostly abandoned, kind of like present Detroit
>MGC Midwest: No specific location given, some guy that lives in Missouri says it should be around there somewhere
>MGC Nord: Alp containment
>MGC Texas: Because of all the DFW and piney woods people who also want waifus in their backyard

It's funny that there are 4 of them basically straight up the middle of North America. It's really pretty silly.

>> No.12756662

>>12756656
Sure looks like it might be. Janet just came in with the broom.

>> No.12756663

>>12756660
>Alp containment
What? Is this about Finland legalizing Alp marriage?

>> No.12756664

>>12756660
>Because a guy in Alberta wants to be able to get his waifu in Edmonton
Hey! There were at least two other Canadafags who agreed with it besides me.

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>>12756662
But why delete discussion about MGC? I mean, uhh, you go girl!

>> No.12756668

>>12756660
>Funny that there are 4 of them basically straight up the middle of North America.
MGC seems like it should be a "One to a country" type of thing.

Though then again, even when that is the case in real world matters, the US still hogs more anyway.

>> No.12756669

Thank you based Janet. You are more than we deserve.

>> No.12756672

While I'm glad all the Ayn Rand and Stop-Liking-What-I-Don't-Like shit is getting trashed, the MGC talks just now seem unrelated and much more calm by comparison...

>> No.12756676

>>12756668
Pretty much all of them but maybe MGC Detroit and MGC Japan have no real reasons put behind them other than WIMBY:Waifu In My Back Yard, with everything else secondary. Then most people justify it because they tend to like where they live so grab some girls that sorta fit the local climate.

Considering waifuizing is the dominant force in these threads, it's not unexpected. You shouldn't look for any further logic in it.

>> No.12756680

>>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

'Nother Rusalka update. One of goodbyes, this time.

Starts from line 2300, but I fixed a bit about 2240.

>> No.12756682

Now that the shitposting is over, would you or would you not a Dragon girl?

Would you be part of her hoard? hint: you dont get a choice after she princess-carries you away from the altar

>> No.12756683

>>12756682
>A part of
I'd rather be it in its entirety.

>> No.12756685

>>12756683
Bitch needs bling though.

>> No.12756686

>>12756682
>12756447
Princess carry a shit.

>> No.12756688

>>12756686
Nobody wants to hear that. Why would you start shit again man?

>> No.12756690

>>12756685
There's a Dragon's collections, and then there's a Dragon's hoard of true treasures. You've got a shit tier dragon if she considers shiny objects her treasures

>> No.12756694

>>12756680
I'm somehow reminded of Fullmetal Alchemist with this burning stuff.
>>12756690
Unless it's like with Scrooge McDuck, you know, each coin is valuable because of the memories it contains.

>> No.12756703

>>12756688
Not him, but you push this a lot.

>> No.12756711 [DELETED] 

>>12756666

Janet is afraid that we know too much about it. She's probably paid to censor information regarding that and the impending invasion.

>> No.12756712

>>12756694
There are similarities, but I actually got the whole burning notion from the first Fable. I played it as a kid and, I dunno. It just connected. He watched everything he knew turn into ashes, and was spirited away, as a final "fuck you" To those connections. And when he came back the place wasn't even the same. Sure it looked similar, but it wasn't the town he was born in. He had nothing to return to, and I liked that idea. I think its a powerful thing, to be unable to look back. And I thought it was the sort of thing theinn needed to go through. Otherwise it would be too easy to just run back home and huddle under the sheets when the going gets tough.

>> No.12756729

You know what I really want to see?

A Kikimora in regular casual clothes. Would it just be normal stuff or would they go for the formal dresses or what?

>> No.12756736

>>12756729
Hotpants. That is all.

>> No.12756738

I for one welcome our new overlords. She's watching you. How does a kiki clean her master's filthy mouth? With her soap?

>> No.12756740

>>12756682
>Would you a Dragon
I would so hard. Dragon not even mai waifu, but I am just such a complete slut for Dragons.

>> No.12756746

>>12756703
>you push this a lot
But I don't push it. Ever.
>>12756712
>the first Fable
I played sooo much as a kid.

>> No.12756752

>>12756746
Shame none of the others could live up to the first. And it was a shame they didn't think to implement chicks either. Yuri with Lady Grey would have been hot as fuck.

>> No.12756753

>>12756752
>Lady Gray
I was too young to be a perverted sub yet, but even then I wanted her to do things to me.

>> No.12756759

>>12756753
I was a whiteknighting faggot back then, so I kept giving her red roses in the hopes that she'd stop being so edgy. But nope. She went for the black ones every time.

>> No.12756762

>>12756759
>whiteknighting faggot
It's funny, at the end of the game I was as good as you could get, and I still killed my sister because I though that the sword and the power that came with it would help me be a better hero.
Yes, I had a Mind of Steel in elementary school.
...anyway, Twinblades and Maze were the best characters.

>> No.12756763

>>12756680
Time to wreck some shit?

>> No.12756766

>>12756763
>Time to cry into the bosom of a little dead girl and learn that its okay to love

>> No.12756772

>>12756762
Briar was best girl, followed by sister. And I wanted to dick the sister on my first playthrough so I threw the sword away. Was so pissed when she was like "Well that was fun. I'm fucking off forever now, bye little brother." It felt like a bad end.

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>>12756772
Why are we talking about Fable again? Are we all just a bunch of Chicken Chasers?

>> No.12756775

>>12756774
I'd chase a cockatrice.

The idea of a cockatrice who can transform into a dragon might be the weirdest and yet most intriguing idea to have ever crossed my mind.

>> No.12756776

>>12756774
>You're the Chicken Chaser?
>Do you chase chickens?
Chicken Kicken for that minigame was the best.

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>>12756776
>You have reached... Unsung Status
I was so proud of myself. A Monster Girl Heroes Guild would be the bees knees.

>> No.12756781

>>12756777
That's a pretty freakin' neat idea. What would Briar rose be? I think she'd be one of those Blue Onis. Lady Grey is clearly a Lilim. Whisper would be a Matango because fuck whisper.

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>>12756781
>fuck Whisper
Thunder doesn't approve.

>> No.12756786

>>12756783
So glad I killed him like the little bitch he was. So glad I stole his woman too. I'm surprised that for how young I was and for how satisfied it made me feel, It didn't actually give me a NTR fetish.

>> No.12756792

>>12756786
I didn't kill him, I thought it was more fun to leave him to wallow in his misery. And it wasn't NTR either, I doubt Lady Gray ever let him anywhere near her bedroom.

>> No.12756799

>>12756792
She was a slut. I bet she fucked him the minute he left the arena victorious the first time. Remember how wet she got when the Hero completed it? I remember I killed Whisper the first play through, and nearly pissed myself laughing when his woman starts flirting with his sister's killer right in front of him. Even going so far as to tell him to fuck off. Ah, good times. Those nymphs were pretty cool.

>> No.12756802

>>12756660
You forgot

>MGC Australia

Where we keep all the Ushi-Oni, Mantango, Oomukade, Tentacles, Darkmatter, Slimes, Grapesnakes, Girtablilu, and other threats to humanity quarantined.

I agree that there's too many in America. Maybe one for west coast America, and the other being in Edmonton (fulfills both east coast proximity for the Asian import MGs, and cold weather city).

>> No.12756804
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>>12756799
Truly Lady Grey was best girl. And she'd totally be a Wight.

>> No.12756808

>>12756804
You see, I thought that, but then I remembered how she came back in fable 2 and I thought to myself that she would have made a better Wight after shed come back, than before she died. Before she dies she was totally a succubus, but after dying her personality did a 180, and she was timid and caring. Totally Wight waifu material.

>> No.12756812

>>12756808
>fable 2
I must confess, I never got 2 or 3...
Anyway, what would the Guildmaster be?

>> No.12756818

>>12756812
Good decision. At any rate, it's like 500 years later and she gets lynched and turned into 5 body parts and this crazy cryptkeeper wants you to collect her so that he can bring her back as his waifu, but if you want you can chose to steal her from him, because when he brought her back it was under the condition that she would absolutely love the first person she meets or something. And you get to chose between letting the shutin neet have her, or take her for yourself. She's essentially a zombie girl, having to resew herself, but she got this gothic revamp and learns to love in death. It was pretty sweet. Guildmaster would be an old and wise dragongirl, I think.

>> No.12756820

>>12756818
>Lady Grey learns to love
D'aww.
>old and wise dragongirl
I now want to be chastised by Dragon Girl for breaking the rules.

>> No.12756827

>>12756820
>She falls for the shota and watches over him as he grows
>She's lonely in her cake years and so she spends all her free time curled up with a cup of hot chocolate and watches your adventures, fearfully nibbling at her claws and covering her face whenever you get into a tight spot
>"Kyaa! Hero! Your health is low! Do you have any potions? Or food?

>> No.12756831
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>>12756827
Maze is a Thunderbird.
>Use your melee weapon, not the bow!

>> No.12756833

>>12756827
>She cheers when you're owning in battle,
>"Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!"

>> No.12756838

>>12756831
Who is Jack of Blades? I get the feeling that she's a Mad Hatter. Or perhaps a Cheshire. One of those insane ones.

>> No.12756839
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>>12756833
>"Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!"
No matter how high I got it, she was never satisfied. She was insatiable.
>>12756838
Cheshire, of course. Because of the mask.

>> No.12756844

>>12756839
Twinblade is an uppity Baphomet, dwarfed by the hero in height, even if he goes full mage and doesn't grow an inch.
>She said a guild-puppet would cum. And here you are. My pussy has been dying to meet you. It hasn't been fed for days! You don't look like much of a meal though... Draw your blade, guild-puppet. Lets see what you're made of!

>> No.12756846

>>12756844
And Scythe would be a Lich. Nostro a Dullahan. I'm having way too much fun putting monstergirls in my childhood memories.

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>>12756844
>Finish up slowly then... I'd do the same for you!
>>12756846
That's nothing, just wait until you remember Elora from Spyro and realize she was waifu material.

>> No.12756850

>>12756848
Never played Spyro. D-did I miss out?

>> No.12756853

>>12756850
>Never played Spyro
Find the first three. They're just as good now as they were then. You too can experience the joys of childhood for *ahem*... a small fee.

>> No.12756879

So here's a question. What piece of literature WOULDN"T improve if you added monstergirls?

>> No.12756885

>>12756879
The Lies of Locke Lamora. That's perfect as it is.

>> No.12756887

>>12756879
Because I can't think of one. Would you let your kids read a story about a plump grizzly who eats honey all the time, a cowardly P'Orc and an energetic Jinko? I would
>>12756885
Are you certain that adding mgs wouldn't make it even better?

>> No.12756892

>>12756887
I can't think of any part in it where Monster Girls could be added.
>Winnie the Pooh with MGs
Didn't you hear? Poland says Winnie is a hermaphrodite.

>> No.12756895

>>12756892
What if some of the gentleman bastards wre dashing Dhampir rogues?
>Futa Winnie
What and why?

>> No.12756898

>>12756895
>What and why?
Look it up. There was supposed to be a Winnie the Pooh park opening up, but then it was shut down because Winnie is a hermaphrodite and inappropriate for children.
>dashing Dhampir rogue
...m-maybe for Red Seas Under Red Skies.

>> No.12756906

>>12755088
I am sorry grandad.

>> No.12756907

>>12756906
wat

>> No.12756911

>>12756898
I ain gon listen to sum crazy Pollack. They pulled that castration thing out their asses.
How about if the main villain was actually a doppelganger?

>> No.12756919
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12756919

N-no! I was NOT practicing self-bondage! T-there was a spooky ghost, that's all!

>> No.12756936

>>12756919
She has really beautiful eyes. Like emeralds. I wonder if she would call me an idiot for saying that, and tell me it was unnecessary./

>> No.12756940

>>12756936
>Y-you idiot! T-they're more like... malachite...
Keep flattering the Dragon, see if she forgets about being tied up.

>> No.12756947

>>12756940
The deep green of the beautiful and vast oceans? The verdant lush of an orchard?

>> No.12756952

>>12756947
>S-stop looking! Geez!
She closed her eyes. Are you going to take advantage of the situation and stealing the panties she left on the floor before tying herself u... that is, before the spooky ghost attacked her?

>> No.12756958

/mgg/ you've got a choice to make.

As we speak you are on top of a bridge underneath of which a train track runs perfectly perpendicular.

Right now a villainous paladin-chan has tied five kikimoras to the tracks and is driving a train at full speed into them with no intention of stopping

but at the same time there is a chubby holstaurus in a sweater leaning out dangerously far from the handrail to watch the spectacle.

If you were to give her even a slight push she'll lose her balance and fall onto the rails, her chubbiness will draw the train to a stop and save the five kikimoras.

Or you can ignore the screaming maids and chat it up with the kindly holstaurus who will need consoling after watching the bird entrails splatter all over the bridge.

Who do you choose? A Kikimora harem, or sweatered Holstaurus?

>> No.12756964

>>12756958
I grab the paladin and jump on the tracks with her. Her armor and our bodies together weigh enough to stop the train, thus saving all the girls, ridding the world of an evil bitch and allowing me to enter Valhalla.

>> No.12756968

>>12756964
And now I realize that does not work if the paladin is driving the train.
...fuck. I'll let the Kikimora die, they're just NEET enablers anyway.

>> No.12756969

>>12756958
I ignore the screaming train and chat it up with the sweater entrails who will harem me after splattering birds.

>> No.12756980

>>12756958
This isn't even a decision, kikimora harem anytime everytime.

>> No.12756999

>>12756958

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. I prefer Holstaurus and DEM TITS to Kikimoras, but if I must choose between several people dying and one person dying, I will have to save the maids.

I really did want to save the cute chubby girl, though.

>> No.12757007

>>12755785
Dealing with some wicked writer's block and/or lack of motivation.

>> No.12757009
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12757009

Would you sneak into a Centaur knight's room at the inn and steal a piece of her chestplate?

>> No.12757010

How would a Lioness Jinko work? Would it just be a muscle cat?

>> No.12757013

>>12757009
I'll steal her love while I'm at it

>> No.12757014

>>12757009
No.
I'd sneak into the room to steal her first kiss

>> No.12757015

>>12757010
GLORIOUS MANE, even though she's a girl.
>>12757013
And so thief became a squire... tsk, tsk.

>> No.12757018

>>12757013
>>12757014
Good answers.

>> No.12757031

>>12757018
More like the right answers

>> No.12757032

>>12757009
>You will never develop Super Speed on a level that you can be both a teaser for the Centaur and the one fucking her at the same time.

>> No.12757033
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>>12756958
Neither

>> No.12757081
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12757081

Eeh? You guys actually like Centaurs?

>> No.12757085

>>12757009
Horse Pussy a shit.

>> No.12757086

>>12756958
I push my lich friend onto the tracks, she can take it. Then I free the kikis and rape the fuck out of paladin chan along with them, she's gonna get kikie'd too. The Holst watches.

>> No.12757092

>>12757086
>forcing a haughty and proud paladin to wear a maid outfit.

Diamond mode engaged.

>> No.12757093

>>12757081
Fuck no.

>> No.12757095

>>12757081
I'd be friends with one, buy wouldn't fuck it.

>> No.12757096

>>12757081
No, I love them

>> No.12757098

>>12757086
>>12757092
To the victor go the spoils. Delicious.

>> No.12757102

>>12756853
Fucking Moneybags...

>> No.12757104

>>12757102
But remember how satisfying it was to get all you had paid him back, bit by bit, at the end of the third game?

>> No.12757111

>>12757104
Man, year of the dragon was so awesome.
I spent hours on the skateboards yo.

>> No.12757114

>>12757111
>Crush
>Gulp
>Gnasty Gnorc
Hunter, you crazy bastard.
...I have Year of the Dragon on my desk right now. Bye.

>> No.12757135

>>12757081
That scene with all the dead horses in Kagemusha just came to mind, draw what you want from that.

>> No.12757138

>>12757081
I want to pat that Centaur tummy
both of em

>> No.12757142

>>12757135
>Kagemusha
That final battle just dragged on and on and I wanted it to stop but it didn't. Do you think Kurosawa was trying to tell us that war maybe isn't glamorous?

>> No.12757148

>>12754804
loving femdom sex when

>> No.12757152

>>12757148
Whenever you do something bad and get a Hellhound on your trail.

>> No.12757154

>>12757142
Yeah tell that to all the people who got jobs because men went to war and to all those technologies that we invented because of War.
Oh and you know the creation of a nation, abolishment of slavery and the First Two Rambo movies.

>> No.12757161

>>12756682
not even once

>>12756156
So I'l do local gods later for now it's panty raid time

>> No.12757162

>>12757154
Go fight in a war, then tell me if you still think that way.

>> No.12757166

>>12757162
I'll work a drone, checkmate.

>> No.12757167
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The polite Kikimora and her innocent master sit on the couch, watching television.
While they started at separate ends of the couch, slowly but surely, the maid has closed the distance in little scootches, till now their shoulders are barely touching.
The maid casts sideways glances every so often, watching her master's movements.
" Ara ara, i'm so sleepy..." The maid announces with a bit of dramatic flair, as she gently leans onto her master, making sure her breasts press against his arm.
Her eyes shut, and she started letting small, cute, but obviously fake snores.
> Alright master, time for plan 29, the " Defenseless Sleeping Maid Attack!"
> BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS YET TO FUCK ME WHEN I'M AWAKE, BUT THATS OKAY WE WILL WORK ON THAT, I LOVE YOU. NOW COME ON, DO IT!! I'M DEEP ASLEEP AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOUR HEART/DICK DESIRES!
The Kikimora feels her master shift slightly, his arms moving to take her by the shoulders gently. Her heart pace quickens as she feels his shaking hands push her back onto the couch.
> Y-YES THATS IT MASTER!! YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT!! NOW TEAR MY FUCKING CLOTHES OFF, RAVAGE MY LUSCIOUS BODY!! JUST TAKE THE FIRST STEPS AND I'LL DO THE REST!!
And then all of a sudden, he stops as he lays her completely down on the couch. He stands to his feet, wobbling slightly, before walking down the hall.
The maid's eyes shoot open, alarmed, as she watches him walk away.
> OH YOU FUCKING BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THIS?! CANT YOU FEEL HOW BADLY I WANT YOU?!? YOU WOULD IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A FUCK! I CAN FEEL HOW MUCH YOU WANT ME! I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART RACING, I CAN FEEL YOUR DESIRE!! NOW MAN THE FUCK UP AND PLUNDER ME!!
> M-maybe you just need more encouragement. Come back master!! I'll show you everything!

>> No.12757168

>>12757166
>cue that speech from One Piece about how you can't see people on a map
You villain.

>> No.12757170

>>12757167

A few moments later, the master returns, in his arms, a blanket and a pillow. He comes back to a strange sight.
His maid is still laying on the couch, completely spread eagle, her maid outfit pulled up, so to reveal to him her pleasantly thick thighs and ample child-bearing hips
One arm is pressed hard against her chest, making her sizable bust even more apparent.
Her other arm is by her face, with her mouth wide open, as she rests a finger against her tongue in a lewd gesture.
Her eyes are still shut, and she's still making the small snore noises. Her position, while highly erotic, looks extremely uncomfortable for casual sleeping.
The maid feels hands grip her legs, and lets a smile come to her face.
> I KNEW YOU COULDN'T RESIST MASTER! NOW SATE YOURSELF IN MY GREEDY MAID BODY! PUNISH ME FOR MY LUSTY WAYS WITH YOUR SHAME STICK!
She feels the hands...close her legs. She feels herself get covered in a warm blanket, and has a pillow slipped behind her head, then fluffed slightly.
The maid has a pout on her face now...but she cant stop the warm flush filling her cheeks, or her tail from wagging slightly.
> oh master...I know how sweet and gentle you are, and I love you for it...BUT IT WAS CLEARLY TIME TO DICK YOUR MAID MASTER. DICK THE MAID!!!

>> No.12757171

>>12757170

She suddenly feels the master's hands around one of her own.
She peeks open one eye, as she watches him stare down at her hand, his cheeks flushed, but his eyes were determined. He began to lean down, while pulling her hand up.
The sound of their hearts beating filled the room.
She felt a soft pressure against the palm of her hand, before he gently returned it to resting on her lap.
He quickly bounded away to his room, shutting the door behind him.
The maid sat up, staring at her palm.
> master's....master's lips are soft."
Within a few moments, she returned to her room as well. Once both were certain they were alone, they tore off their clothes and begin ravaging themselves
They moaned each others names into their pillows, the sounds muffled just enough so the other wouldn't hear.
When the Kikimora would do the laundry later, the strong scent of his lust on his sheets mixing with her own, caused her to have a second session on the laundry room floor.

>> No.12757172

>>12757081

Her hair makes me think of Saber. Saber and centaurs makes me think of Cerea. I enjoy Cerea.

Also those little ears are so cute.

>> No.12757173

>>12757171
Is... this really happening?

>> No.12757174

>>12757171
This better end with maid dicking.

>> No.12757188

>>12757161
>You are cookanon and you don't know why you thought this was a good idea
>A panty raid after a night of drinking.
>Clearly the shiros shouldn't let you near alchohol any more; or rather they tried to remove all of it but you just started mixing the cooking wine with sweet tea.
>Maybe you have a problem
>Well another problem, your first one being the fact that you now have 5 panties stuffed into your belt and are dangling over a snoozing ryu who wasn't supposed to be here.
>And now she's moving around in her sleep.
>Delightful, just utterly delightful.
>You decide to play it safe and stash the other five in the rafters before silently dropping down to the floor in front of her dresser.
>This would of course proof to be a fatal mistake as her tail is moving about seeking a source of warmth
>It wraps around you with lightening speed, before dragging you right into her unconscious embrace.
>You suppose this is ok, it could be worse right?
>You slowly drift off to sleep with her clutching you tightly.
>Just before you fade into unconsciousness though you hear her whisper your name and pull you even tighter to her chest.

>> No.12757192

>>12757188
Oooh dear.

>> No.12757193

>>12757171
Later that night, at the dinner table, neither maid nor master were able to make eye contact
The master had a slightly shamed looked in his eyes, feeling guilty for stealing a kiss, even if it was just on the palm
The maid's cheeks would not stop being bright red, as she fidgeted happily in her chair.
" Oh master, I had such a sweet dream..." The maid began, a teasing tone in her voice.
The master gave a flustered "Ohreallythatsnicei'mgonnasleepearlynight!"
as he rushed to his room.
The maid chuckled, as she returned to her own room to get ready for bed. She pulled out her diary for a quick entry before sleep.
> Big step for master today! Kissed my hand while he thought I was asleep! We both then masturbated for about 4 hours! He is still a dumb fuck, but making progress!

todays was a long one

>> No.12757196

>>12757193
Poor kikimora.

>> No.12757199

>>12757196
But he wants to give her the D, it's only a matter of time, time and effort.

>> No.12757204

>>12757193

>Doesn't express her true feelings for her master when he's clearly willing to do it with her
>Calls him a dumbfuck for not knowing if she consents
>Blames her master when she's the one cockblocking him

Well.

>> No.12757218

>>12757204
Except this entire post it wrong.

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>>12756666
I always knew Janet was MEGA Satan.

>> No.12757242

>>12757241
Nay, Janet is a harsh lover who rules over her subby human boys strictly but fairly.

>> No.12757248

>>12757242
>6666

Definitely MEGA Satan.

>> No.12757249

>>12757242
>lumping everyone in with subs

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>>12757249
To ze camps vith zis van!

>> No.12757254

>>12757252
Get raped knife ears, and your shade of brown is shit.

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Wan-wan?

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>>12756838
>>12756839
You are now imagining a Yandere Cheshire with the original British sounding Jack of Blades voice stalking you invisibly.

>> No.12757264

>>12757261
Fuck you man. Don't do that to me. My lights were off.

>> No.12757265

>>12757261
>Yes... after hours away from you... Jane of Blades... is back...
Every time we meet.

>> No.12757267

>>12757257
Why won't you eat?

>> No.12757272

What if
Succubutt trying to get a NEETanon to coem to the club with her and be more outgoing and eventually falling in love with him and using him as her daki every night

>> No.12757275

>>12757267
Is it bad that she has a thing for sausage now?

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>>12757272
>draggin anon to the club

>> No.12757279

>>12757277
She just wants him to be happy and find a nice monstergirl.

>> No.12757280

>>12757275
I'll give you all the sausage you want, just please eat.

>> No.12757281

>>12757279
What if she set him up and the club is Uncle Alp's?

>> No.12757283

>>12757281
Naww then she wouldn't be able to hook up her friend the apophis with neet.

>> No.12757286

>>12757279
Doesn't she want him? And why go to some loud, cramped place teeming with the smell of a hundred strangers? There are better venues.

>> No.12757288

>>12757286
No she wants him later after he keeps refusing to join her and actively trying to ignore her.

>> No.12757293

>>12754574
why not both?

>> No.12757296

>>12757283
>setting hum up with Apophis

I though they were friends? Well, she is a succubus, so it makes sense.

>> No.12757299

>>12757293
Three-way with an ara ara and her tomboy daughter. I'm sure this is a thing already but I've never found it as godly as it sounds.

>> No.12757303

What would you take your waifu to do at the local fair?

>> No.12757304

>>12757288
Oh. How do succubi feel about sitting in the lotus position while you play with/massage her wing stems?

>> No.12757307

>>12757257
I don't know exactly what she's weaeing beyond some kind of stocking set, but I don't think I've seen sexier clothing before in my life.

>> No.12757308

>>12757303
Eat some fried vendace?

>> No.12757309

>>12757299
No threeway with an ara ara and her tomboy sister Harpy with the ara ara wearing frillly alce and the tomboy wearing spats

>> No.12757314

>>12757303
Everything, I'd win her all the stuffed animals, we'd eat all the fried food we wanted, go on rides, the ferries wheel at sunset is a must. Maybe sex in the bushes somewhere.

>> No.12757317

>>12757309
Ara ara Holstaur and her tomboy Minotaur sister/cousin.

>> No.12757319

>>12756393

But I'd rather steal Ra's panties!

>> No.12757320

>>12757314
>Go to bushes to have some sex at the fair
>There's a line

>> No.12757321

>>12757320
Such is life in MGC.

>> No.12757323

>>12757303
>Take Cyclops wife to the fair wife to the fair
>People watch for a little bit
>Get on some rides and eat delicious chili dogs and cardboard pizza
>Get hammered
>Systematically visit every shooting, darts, rings, and bottle knocking booth in the fair and win every prize She plays better when's she's drunk
>Put them all in a big pile and set fire to it because fuck you
>Carry her and run to the car before security shows up
>Do it again next year in some other fair

It's a good life.

>> No.12757327

>>12757323
>Take Cyclops wife to the fair wife to the fair
>Get hammered
Sounds like you already are.

>> No.12757332

>>12757327
Guilty.

>> No.12757349

You kno what I just realized? We don't post anywhere near enough lewd in these threads.

http://imgur.com/R5rdKld

>> No.12757352

>>12757349
This is a Christian imageboard, lewd is verbotten and haram.
...those damn shotas get all the action, don't they?

>> No.12757377

>>12757349
No what we don't post enough of is pregnant monster girls.

>> No.12757381

>>12757377
Alright, time to go folder-diving...

If I'm not back after 10 minutes, avenge my death.

>> No.12757387

>>12757377
>No pregnant Kikimora art
>No pregnant Anubis art
>No pregnant Ushi-Oni art
Kill me.

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>>12757377
Where you have failed, I will not.

>> No.12757392

>>12757387
Pregnant Kikimora:
>I bought a dress that keeps my condition hidden so master won't fret over me!
Pregnant Anubis
>I demand strawberries! An expedition is to be mounted to obtain them for me!
Pregnant Ushi-Oni:
>We can still snusnu, but try not go in too deep and poke her in the eye!

>> No.12757395

>>12757387
Honestly, I'm more surprised we don't have lewd Kikimora art.

>> No.12757400

>>12757377
You sick fuck.

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>>12757381
>>12757377
Well, didn't find anything that hasn't already been posted once, so consider this my apology.

>> No.12757422

>>12757395
kikimora stretching her master's underwear over her face, inhaling deeply when?

>> No.12757425

>>12757422
Am I the only one who thinks that's ridiculous? I mean, fine if she wants to smell them while she masturbates, but putting them on your face like a mask?

>> No.12757428
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12757428

>>12757425
This is what perverts do anon.

>> No.12757429

>>12752101
That was very nice.

I've also read your undead invasion story, which was even better. Though if you were a human female in such a realm, having the town you live in sieged by undead must seriously suck. Are raised zombies even the same person? Since they dont retain any memories

>> No.12757432

>>12757392
Kikimora being the best as usual.

>> No.12757434

>>12757428

No one cared who he was until he put on the mask.

>> No.12757435
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12757435

>>12757429
If you hit your head and lose your memory, are no longer the same person?

>> No.12757440

>>12757428
It's just, if I found an MG with my underwear on her face, I'd either stare at her for a few seconds before leaving, or laugh.

Preferably, I'd stare at her until she cries out of shame and fear of being hated. GOD I LOVE BULLYING!

Cyclops eyedrops.jpg

>> No.12757457

>>12757416
Our Anubis Student Council president in a swimsuit?

Kyaa~

>> No.12757461

Guys, was that picture of Nina and Centorea in T-shirts finished/colored?

>> No.12757466
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12757466

>>12757461

>> No.12757479

>>12757457
I..it's not like she w..wore it for you, b..baka..

>> No.12757486

>>12757479
Anbuis senpai's tail is so fluffy and her paws are so soft!

>> No.12757502

>>12757188
> next morning
>You wake up rather slowly, but with you in such a cozy position you can't imagine why you'd want to lleave.
>You hear a Tsk coming from off to the side
>Oh right the shirohebis.
>OH FUCK THE SHIROHEBIS
>You try to jump up and run only for Josephine to cling to you even tighter, simply refusing to let you go.
>"You know if this is how you're going to behave when the priestess clearly requires your attention then perhaps you need to reconsider your position anon.", the eldest shirohebi, a woman by the name of Raquel playfuy teased.
>"Look I think you might have gotten the wrong idea here", you hastily begin to try and defend yourself," this, this really isn't what it looks like I swear!"
>"Oh reallly?", she replies, unable to keep the incredulity out of her voice
>"Y-yeah I was just..."
>"Just what? Looking for a place to hide those panties you stole last night?"
>"Well, uhm you see about tho-"
>"Can it", she orders interrupting you before you can explain your way out of this,"I know you play pranks on everyone and I know that's what you where doing. So here's what I'm going to do." The smugness in her voice simply radiating and leaving you with a bad feeling.
>"I'm not going to wake her up today, say she needs a day to herself and just let her seep here, using you as her own personal daki all day long."
>"W-wait please no." You beg trying not to sound desperate
>"Toodles." is her only reply as she slithers out of the room.

>> No.12757505
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12757505

>>12757486
Oh stop it you..

>> No.12757509

>>12756952
Yes. Then I would lay my hands on her. I trace my fingers on her stomach, her ears, her thighs; I would comb through her hair and lick my way up from her svelte navel to her chest. Then I would put her in a lip lock she could never break out of.

>> No.12757511

>>12757486
Anubis senpai is so smart and kind, too! She even helps me with calculus!

>> No.12757515

>>12757505
>that art

absolutely deviantart tier disgusting.

>> No.12757526

>>12757502
How this a bad thing?

>> No.12757535

>>12757526
You mean your longtime friend waking up to you in her arms with no explanation, not to mention that she doesn't notice your teasing of the shiros so you'd have to fess up to that and the panty raid wouldn't be a bad thing? You don't think she'd be a little bit pissed off?

>> No.12757536

>>12757193
I love these every time. Thank you.

>> No.12757537
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12757537

>>12757388
>http://imgur.com/R5rdKld

>> No.12757539

>>12757515
Yeah, but then again, I take what I can get.

it also helps that it's not some Sonic inflation bullshit..

>> No.12757547

>>12757537
urge to purge falling...

>> No.12757564
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12757564

>>12757539
Maybe this will do better.

>> No.12757591

>>12755919
This kikimora is really cute.
And I haven't seen one with black hair yet.
Nice pic.

>> No.12757593

>>12757591
Thanks, you can have it

>> No.12757625

>Type "Oomukade"
>Spellcheck says it isn't a word
>Did you mean "Armageddon" ?

>> No.12757627

>>12757625
2017 can't come soon enough

>> No.12757630
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12757630

>>12757625
S-sorry for always causing trouble for you...

>> No.12757634

>>12757167
>>12757170
>>12757171
>>12757193
Is that one based anon adding these to the screencap?

>> No.12757643

>>12757630
why is she so bullyable? It's like I can't not bully.

>> No.12757645

>>12757387
>Pregnant Anubis demanding cravings
Yes. YES. YES!

>> No.12757654

>>12757435
Depends on whether or not you retain the basic personality traits developed as a result of those memories.

>> No.12757655

>>12757645
>making shopping list in hieroglyph
>ice cream
>side of beef
>pickles

>> No.12757657
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12757657

>>12757643
Wouldn't you rather one less bulliable?

>> No.12757667

>>12757655
>ice cream
Stick figure Holstaurus getting milked, shivering stick figure
>side of beef
Stick figure Holstaurus running away from stick figure with axe
>pickles
Stick figure Holstaurus inserting a phallic object in pussy

>> No.12757671

>>12757657
she looks huggable, I don't even like Oomukade. I would at least find her a guy, because I'd already be taken (hopefully by a Jinko)

>> No.12757673

>>12757627
What happens at 2017?

>> No.12757677

>>12757645
I know right? I only wish my "art" wasn't equal to that of a 5 year old on crack...

>> No.12757678

>>12757667
>Stick figure of Holstaurus running away from stick figure with axe
How grim.

>Stick figure Holstaurus inserting a phallic object in pussy.
>Get home after grocery shopping to find pregnant Anubis waifu bent over the couch, tail wagging to emphasize her raised rear end.
>"...there was more to that 'pickle' hieroglyph, wasn't there?"
>"WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!"

>> No.12757680

>>12757673
Convergence.

>> No.12757682

>>12757678
>How grim
Oh I get it, you love hamburgers, but can't stand watching them getting made?

>> No.12757685

>>12757677
My art is on the level of a 4 year old with a head injury. So yeah.

Considered taking art classes or something for a number of reasons. Not sure how good I'd wind up at lewds or MGs though, considering mostly I'd want to draw fantasy and sci-fi landscapes.

But really, who has the time?
I probably do I'm just bad at using it.

>> No.12757687

>>12757680
Crap, I was going to off myself at the end of 2016... I-Is it worth it?

>> No.12757688

>>12757673
coalescence.

>> No.12757692

>>12757682
Well, no. It's just that there's been an established difference between Holstaurs and regular cows, and I wouldn't even call it a stretch to say the former may be okay with eating the latter.

It's just putting one in the place of the other is kind of disturbing, even for a joke. But that's what they call black humor I suppose.

>> No.12757694

>>12757687
we don't know yet.

>> No.12757696

>>12757687
Come now anon, at the very least, 2017 is the year we get MGE the Game.

And then perhaps some enterprising, digitally-skilled anon will make a VR Game for us to enjoy VR Waifus.

2017 shall be a good year. I'm sure of it.

>> No.12757697

>>12757694
So what is this actually? Did some well-read writefag set his story to the year 2017, and it just became a meme or something?

>> No.12757699

>>12757685
Well, I only recently decided to pick it up as a hobby, and the only prior experience I have is drawing penises on a textbook.

>> No.12757701
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12757701

>>12757692
>black humor
At least you get that it was a joke, rather than assuming I'm advocating such things being done.
But cows are so adorable I couldn't butcher them either.
>>12757696
>VR in 2017
I'm afraid we must wait longer.

>> No.12757702

>>12757696
Oh. Yeah nah.

>> No.12757707

>>12757416
This guy does a lot of QUALITY artwork.

>> No.12757709

>>12757701
>We must wait longer
What, for just VR? There are already demonstrations and displays held at numerous events and locales. If they're not on sale to the public by 2016 at the latest, why I shall eat my hat sir.

Though I'll say at least an MG Waifu game may take longer indeed. Assuming anyone with any modelling/programming talent bothers, even as a hobby.

>> No.12757714

>>12757709
>for just VR
No, for VR worth living in.

>> No.12757716

>>12757714
Fair enough. Though I think that Summer Lesson demo is at least a step in the right direction.

>> No.12757719

>>12757714
>You'll never feel the heated fluffy embrace of your Hellhound
>Only warmth of the simulated nerves in your arms.

>> No.12757721
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12757721

Option a) Help the cow resist her canine assailant
Option b) Watch and fap

>> No.12757722

>>12757719
But anon, all warmth is felt through the stimulation of our nerves. Who are you to say VR is not real?
Especially if infected by a Succuvirus

>> No.12757723

>>12757719
That's silly. No.
It'll apply the effect directly to your brain, making you truly believe as though you are being scorched by her warm embrace.

>> No.12757726

>>12757721
Option b) because welcome to the jungle.

>> No.12757727

>>12757721

Hound pls.

>> No.12757729

>>12757721
C) touch the cow as well, but gently in all the right ways.

>> No.12757732

>>12757726
Rules of Nature?

>> No.12757738

So, you dapper chaps who remember me from the first Kikimora drawing (>>12754881) and the past few threads will know I like to create my art in an almost CYOA-style format, with asking you guys more for what you to see for character traits, and putting them together to create what is hopefully one that appeals to the most people possible.

Now I'm going to start on the Type 1 Kikimora this week (Ara Ara, christmas cake, super-soft, light femdom type). So time for me to farm some suggestions from you guys. Specifically:

---

Eyes: 1) Rounder, kinder eyes, or 2) sharper, serious, predatory ones?

Body Softness: 1) Lean, 2) Fills out curves nicely, 3) Hathor-HEALTH

Hairstyle: throw out some suggestions or examples.

Hair Colour: ? (After managing to do a black-haired Kikimora, I think I've finally mastered the art of Kikimora hair colour blending. No longer are we limited to brown/tan!).

Hair-style: Suggestions please. Someone suggested a long braid over the shoulder last time, so I'll go with that unless I get a better or more feedback for a different kind.

Uniform: Long, conservative, neck-to-ankles? Short sleeves and skirt French-style maid? Something in between or entirely different? Be specific, because its hard to describe clothing.

---

Disclaimer: Please note, I'm just looking for suggestions on what you want to see; this is not a binding poll. If something ends up clashing with the overall look, is super-hard for me to draw, or is clearly trolling, I may disregard it and replace it with something I feel fits her image better.

>> No.12757743

>>12757738
1
3
Long violet ponytail
short sleeves and skirt french style maid with white stockings

>> No.12757745

>>12757721
hello hound.
Option b and c.

>> No.12757746

>>12757738
2
2
Bobcut
Bluish black
French maid

>> No.12757748

Would a homunculus count as a monster girl?
would you do anything, take on any challenge to make your Homunculus girl feel emotions and call you 'daddy', 'papa' or 'father'?

>> No.12757749

>>12757738
2
3
Sandy brown
Bobcut

>> No.12757750

>>12757738
Eyes: 1
Softness: 2, but go borderline 2-3 on the breasts
Hair: braid over shoulder sounds nice
Color: perrywinkle
Uniform: French maid, shorter skirt, white stockings with visible garterbelt holding them up

>> No.12757751

>>12757738
... aaand I realized I typed hairstyle twice like a moron. Fuck. My bad, guys. Anyways, I'll leave polling open for an hour or two before starting so no rush.

>> No.12757755

>>12757738
Eyes: 2
Body Softness: 2
Hairstyle: Long braid down her back?
Hair Colour: A pleasant, inviting dark red?
Uniform: Long conservative.

>> No.12757756

>>12757748
Yes.
Absolutely yes.

>> No.12757769
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>>12757726
We got fun and games?

>>12757729
This is the secret, best option.

>>12757745
>>12757727
Why have two people called me Hound?! I'm flattered, but honestly.
I'll post a foxgirl to prove I'm not Hound.

>> No.12757770

>>12757769
WHAT IS THAT HARLOT DOING TO HER TAIL?!?

>> No.12757771

>>12757435
I'd say no. What you experienced in life till now is what makes you, you. If you were to lose all that in an instant, then you are no longer the same person.

Looking at the whole undead slaughtering all females in town thing. That story is one big bad end for all females.
That said, looking at the world of MGE, being born a human female bassicly means that RNG hates you in any case.

Which raises the question, what would you do if you were a female in MGE? You will certainly want to avoid anything undead or mushroom related.

>> No.12757772

>>12757738
Eyes: 2) Sharper, serious, predatory
Body softness: 2) Fills out curves nicely
Hair style: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e9/93/1b/e9931b72c7456b07103faf51742888dc.jpg
Hair color: dark silver
Uniform: long and conservative

>> No.12757775

>>12757769
You seem to really wan those big tits.

>> No.12757777

>>12757738
Eyes: 2
Body Softness: 2-3
Hairstyle: Long braid over her shoulder
Hair Colour: A dark one
Uniform: Long conservative

>> No.12757778

>>12757738
In order
2
3
Ummm I suppose drills
I'm fine with brown/tan
Something frilly yet clingy at the same time.
>>12757502
So does anyone actualy want more cookanon stuff or should i do the last two story ideas I have [gods and men and then the ending with added daughterus] and then try to move on to something else

>> No.12757780

>>12757778
Finish what you started, don't be an Alp.

>> No.12757783

>>12757738
2
3
long straight or long braided
silver/white
conservative as can be.

>> No.12757784

>>12757780
What does that even mean? I was asking if I should do more (bbbefore doing the last two since you didn't understand that) or just do the last two and then walk away since daughterus is the end

>> No.12757785

>>12757784
I mean keep going. Do more. Get to it.

>> No.12757791

>>12757625
I've seen it typed two ways. That way, and one with a single 'O' with a stress mark on top.
>>12757738
1) Round & kind
2) Nice curves
3) Somewhat longish brown/dark hair, but not so long as to impede with her duties.
4) Conservative, yet tempting.

>> No.12757796
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12757796

>>12757738
I want her with this hairstyle.

I hope others agree that it would be good for an ara ara type.

>> No.12757798

>>12757738
2
2
Short braided brown hair.
Conservative

>> No.12757800

>>12757796
Get a shot from behind to help
No not THAT one you piece of shit

>> No.12757801

"Welcome home Mistress!"

>You and a hand full of other guys shout in unison at your newest guest.
>A LizardGirl just walked in, donning a heavy coat and a thick brimmed hat in an attempt to hide herself.
>Although it does nothing to hide her tail, so she's instantly recognizable.
>You wonder why she even bothers, almost every girl in the city comes to these places.
>She flashes an awkward smile, mumbles a feeble "th-thanks" then goes and sits at her usual table, far at the back, in the corner.

"Oh cutie~ Can I get a refill?~"
>A Succubus calls you, shaking the empty glass in her hand, flashing you a trademark grin.
>God you hate this job.
>Obviously, working at a Butler Café wasn't your first occupational choice, but it's the only job you could get in this city with your skill set.
>That skill set being "Has a penis" and not much else.
>Luckily it's enough to get you by, and the tips are pretty decent.
>But to get those tips? That's another story.
>You walk over to the Succubus, trying your hardest to retain a sophisticated demeanour.
>Straight back, warm smile, just how they like it.
"Certainly Miss, I'll just get that for you"
>You turn to leave, but something holds you back.
>She's wrapped her tail around your wrist and is eyeing up at you seductively.
>Oh great, here we go.
>You do your best to retain your fake composure.
"Miss, please do not touch the staff while-"
>She cuts you off with a giggle.
"I'm only teasing you cutie, now go on, off you pop"
>She releases your from her grasp and you quickly go before she can get you again.
"And be quick about it" she calls to you with a wink.

>> No.12757803

>>12757801
>How about I quickly piss in it, how does that sound?
>Actually, given her depravity, she'd probably enjoy that.
>You fill her drink from the kitchen, sans special ingredients, and bring it back to her table.
"There you go Miss, can I get you anything else?"
>She pretends to ponder for a minute, twirling her finger through her silver hair.
"How much for a slice of you, cutie pie?" She says, pointing at you.
>You do your best fake laugh.
"I don't think that's on the menu Miss, but if you need anything else be sure to tell me"
>You go to leave again, but she grabs you by the collar and pulls you down to her eye level.
"Now, now, don't be so eager to leave me all alone. Can't a girl have a little fun?"
>She's still giving you those sickeningly lewd eyes, causing you to sweat profusely.
"M-miss, I really need to a-attend to the other customers"
>You try and pull away but she just pulls you even closer, now whispering in your ear
"Aww, that's no fun, I don't want to share you~"
>Her hot breath tickles your face, making you squirm, to her great pleasure.
>After a few more intense moments of her grasp, she finally lets you go.
>You stand up and quickly brush yourself down.
"Now, Miss, I really must go."
>You give her a bow, but as you do, you feel a chilly breeze down below.
>Looking down, to your horror, your trousers are now sitting around your ankles.
>You regret wearing your red and white polka dot boxers today.
>All around, various girls are staring at you in your half naked glory.
>A Kraken is violating you with her eyes, and an Oomukade got a nosebleed.
>You quickly pull your trousers back up and run to the staff room, trying to hide your intense embarrassment.
>You look over your shoulder to see the Succubus, your belt in her hand, and a shit eating grin on her face.
>Fuck this job.

>> No.12757804
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>>12757800
Can't find one like that, but here's one with a better angle of the hair.

>> No.12757806

>>12757803
>In, the staff room, you find yourself a spare belt and try and regain your composure.
>Something scratches in your pants, and you reach in to find a twenty Dollar bill.
>You sigh to yourself and put it away.
>The things you do for money...

>Once you feel brave enough, you step back out to the dining area.
>Almost instantly, a P'Orc shouts you over to her table.
"Oi, skinny boy, c'mere a sec!"
>She spits whatever she's eating all over as she talks.
>You take a deep breath and make your way over
>Let's get this over with.
"Hello Miss, how can I help you today?"
>She keeps stuffing her face, forgetting she even called you.
>After waiting a few moments for a reply that never comes, you pipe up again.
"Um, Miss?"
>She gives a surprised "Oink" and looks up at you in disbelief.
"Yeah, what?"
>You fight the intense urge to sigh at her stupidity.
"You called me over Miss, how can I help you today?"
>She ponders for a minute while chewing on something absent-mindedly.
"Oh yeah. Right, I want more of your meaty balls"
>She glances at your crotch and licks her lips.
>You feel heat rising in your cheeks as you write down her order.
"Anything else Miss?"
"Ice cream sundae, actually make it three"
>Looking at the empty dishes piled up at her table, she's already had at least a dozen.
"And what sauces would you like on those, Miss?"
>She leans back in her seat, which creaks under her weight.
"Dunno, what sauces ya got?"
>Dammit you fat pig, you know damn well what sauces we have, don't make me read them out.
"W-well, there's "Shota surprise", "Rapeberry Ripple" and we.. w-"
>Your voice falls to a mumble, begging she won't don't make you continue.
"Sorry, what was that last one?" She asks with a smirk.

>> No.12757807

>>12757252

Never leave a knife ear to do a wolf's job.

>> No.12757808

>>12757803
Doesn't this establishment have oni security?

>> No.12757810

>>12757801
This feels like an idea that should be used more.

Is that Lizardgirl a bonnet-tipper?

>> No.12757811

>>12757806
"We..., dre..."
"Sorry, WHAT?"
>You take a deep breath and try to say, as professionally as possible;
"Wet dream, Miss, it's called "Wet dream"."
>She bellows with laughter, with intermittent Oinks throughout.
"Yeah, sure, gimme three wet dreams, skinny boy"
>You gulp hard as you write it down on your notepad.
>Curse whoever named this awful menu.
>You go the kitchen once again and get her order, bringing back to her table when it ready.
>You haven't even let go of the dishes before she's started stuffing her face again.
>She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a few dollar bills, not once looking away from her meal.
"F'anks, skinny boy"
>She slams them into your hand.
"Run along now" She snorts, patting your ass as you leave.

>Just as you start to recover from that ordeal, you get stopped again.
>A Tentacle grabbed you by the arm as you walked past.
>You trace it back to it's owner, a Tentacle-girl with countless more of the things.
>She nervously looks down, a bright red blush on her face.
"Miss, please could you remove your appendage from my arm?"
>She jumps at your voice and quickly releases you from her grasp.
>A sticky residue covers your arm, which you do your best to ignore.
"S-sorry, I got too excited, I didn't mean to bother you, sorry..."
>She shyly taps two tentacles together in embarrassment.
>For a sickening, perverted, man eating abomination, she's pretty cute.
"It's not a problem, Miss, how can I be of service?"
>She visibly shudders at the word "Service".
"Umm, well I, uh"
>Her eyes dart about the Café, as she stutters out her barely audible nonsense.

>> No.12757813

>>12757811
"...today's my birthday..."
>She points one her many slimy limbs at a poster on the wall.
>"Ask about our Birthday specials"
>Your heart sinks when you remember what that entails.
>After the day you've had, you'd very much prefer not to do this.
"Certainly Miss, which Butler would you like to see in his "Birthday Suit" today?"
>You hope to all the gods that she doesn't choose you.
"Umm, you, please"
>She chose you.
"You're the cutest" she quietly adds.
>You internally make a revenge plan to the Gods for forsaking you today.

>The "Birthday Suit" consists of nothing but a collar, cuffs, and assless chaps.
>You step out of the dressing room, cake in hand, ass bare to the world.
>Your co-workers give you knowing looks, each and every one glad it isn't him in the suit.
>As you approach her table, the burn of one thousand stares on your back, you start to sing.
"Happy Birthday to you~"
>This is so degrading.
"Happy Birthday to you!"
>Please, make it stop.
"Happy Birthday, dear Mistress"
>When will it end?
"Happy Birthday to you~"
>You place the cake on her table, but she's too busy staring at you to notice it.
>Her mouth is agape as she observes every inch of your scantily clad being.
>She's drooling out of every one of her tentacle-orifices.
>You dread to think how long that'll take to clean up.
"Have a wonderful Birthday, Miss, enjoy your cake."
>She's too stunned with lewd thoughts to reply, and you make your escape back to the staff room.

>As you struggle to regain your breath, collapsed on the staff sofa, you take a quick glance at the clock.
>12:32
>You're still on duty for another five hours.

>> No.12757815

>>12757813
Adorable. Anon moe is good too.

>> No.12757816

>>12757813
Living the dream buddy, living the dream.

>> No.12757817

>>12757813
Well, at least she thought he was the cutest? That's something of a compliment.

>> No.12757820

>>12757813
tentacles can be moe

>> No.12757821

>>12757813
More please.

>> No.12757824

>>12757816
I dunno, I'm pretty sure I would lose my shit in the first 10 minutes of the first day.

>> No.12757828

>>12757821
Preferably with the lizardgirl requesting to take a picture with Anon butler and hoverhanding him all over.

>> No.12757830
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12757830

>>12757813
>Not wearing those assless chaps like a man.

>> No.12757832

>>12757824
Well you're no fun!
>>12757828
>I-if M'lord would permit me to... take a picture... to commemorate this occasion?
Glorious.

>> No.12757835

>>12757813
That was very cute. I would like some more.

>> No.12757839

>>12757830
I ride a motorcycle, and in winter I wear chaps. I feel weird wearing them, and I always have blue jeans underneath. but somehow I think it'd be even weirder with actual leather pants.

>> No.12757841

>>12757824
>>12757813
Here's a pondering.

How do you think an MG would react if her BF/Husbando had to work at such a café?

Or do they only hire single guys because of the inevitable Aggressive Dating?

>> No.12757843

>>12757841
They'd be thrilled to have a sexy hubby who everyone ogles at.

>> No.12757846

>>12757721
c)Kick his ass, take his place.

She asked for it.

>> No.12757848

>>12757846
>his
>his
Fucking hell anon, can you not see the enormous tits she has or what?

>> No.12757849

>>12757841
I don't think many waifus would like that all.

>> No.12757850

>>12757738

I think a type 1 kikimora would have doe eyes
Long dress with short sleeves, braided hair, and a nice C cup sized chest, thin body, and light colored hair and red eyes.

>> No.12757852

>>12757832
>>I-if M'lord would permit me to... take a picture... to commemorate this occasion?
>Glorious.

Nah, it'd be way more arrogant.

>Sleazy smile on her face as she calls you over
>Pulling open her trenchcoat to reveal her collection of katanas that she brought along for the occasion
>"Now just pose for me like the good boy you are."
>She gropes your body as she holds the katana with the other hand and asks your coworker to snap the photo
>When you're done she continues to hold on to you while talking about how much of a nice girl she is.
>"It's so good to see men acting the way that they're supposed to, none of that 'macho' bullshit!"
>Calling you over every few minutes just to ask you out and getting pissed every time you avoid her question

Of course that's only as long as you're in the store. On your way out you'd catch a glimpse of her looking down holding her fedora as low as possible while avoiding eye contact

>"S-S-Sorry sir, please excuse me!"
>You can hear her sharp breathing and spot the red blush on her face as she stumbles off into the night

>> No.12757853

>>12757780
>Alp is now a put down used for more than faggot

I'm very okay with this.

>> No.12757854

>>12757849
>*at all

>> No.12757855

>>12757843
I don't think a Shirohebi would like it at all. They'd probably also not appreciate him being humiliated by all the creepy single MGs.

I imagine the butler cafes would get through employees at a sickening rate. Employ a single cute guy, a few weeks later a customer has taken him home for herself.

>> No.12757856

>>12757801
>>12757803
Ouran Host Club with MGs?

Should I watch it?

>> No.12757859

>>12757856
If it existed, I would watch it.

>> No.12757860

>>12757852
>collection of katanas
>katanas
That tickles my autism.

>> No.12757866
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12757866

>Moose is still on hiatus

>> No.12757867

>>12757815
>>12757816
>>12757821
>>12757835
Glad you liked it.
Sure I can write more, might take some time to come up with ideas though.

I'm so glad Anon-san noticed me today...

>>12757852
Oh god, what have I created?

>> No.12757869

>>12757867
>what have I created?
A thing of beauty.

>> No.12757871

>>12757867
More Butler-Café.
Yes.

And you shall be known as Manager-Anon. Unless someone else comes up with a better nickname.

>> No.12757872

>>12757871
Harold

>> No.12757873

>>12757871
>giving nicknames to writefags

eww.

>> No.12757874

>>12757872
>Harold
A viking then?

>> No.12757875

>>12757841
I think they'd probably prefer single men just because it plays into the customers' fantasies.

Like, in the front entrance of the place they'd have the waiters' profiles laid out with little descriptions of their personalities and hobbies, like what you'd see on a porno website.

>Anon, 23, penis size: XX
>Interests in women: "I love a woman who takes care of herself. I just want a strong women who can stand up for her man"
>Anon is one of our newest boys, but a customer favorite!
>His hobbies include going to the beach with his friends, reading intellectual things like novels, and being the little spoon!
>(Quote from Anon: "I am thrilled to serve, Mistress. I hope everyone can have as much fun as I have.")

>Anon's never had girlfriend before, but he's still looking for Ms. Right!
>[If you would like to request this waiter, please fill out a disclaimer stub and return it to the front desk.]

>> No.12757876

>>12757867
>>12757869

Next time though, you guys need to use something other than the poor Lizardgirl for the M'Lord Fedorians. Poor things went from a no-one-cares backgrund character to a bunch of autists. I almost feel sorry for them.

>>12757871
Don't they call bar/cafe tenders "Mastah" or something in Japan?

>> No.12757877

>>12757873
How else are we to tell them apart?
>>12757876
They are what they are.

>> No.12757880

>>12757874
A jailbait bishie, since berserker muscle mountains wouldn't really meet Host Club criteria.

>> No.12757881

>>12757848
Kick the wolf boy or whatever the fuck he is, and I fuck HER.

>> No.12757883

>>12757876
>you guys need to use something other than the poor Lizardgirl for the M'Lord Fedorians

I just picked her on a whim, and since they likes swords it works out quite well.

>> No.12757886

>>12757875
So basicly a dog and pony show with food.

Damn, laughing all the way to the bank...

>> No.12757887

>>12757880
That's discriminatory, not all MGs like creampuff men.

>> No.12757890
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12757890

>>12757881
Why do you insist on calling her a wolf boy?
Or do you mean the boy from the this?

>> No.12757889

>>12757876
>Mastah
I always hear Manager.

>> No.12757894

>>12757875
Isn't that exactly what they do at out-and-out Host Clubs?

>> No.12757897

>>12757890
>wolf boy
I don't know man, "he" is wearing the same outfit as the tittymonster wolfgirl.

>> No.12757903

>>12757880
Not all the monstergirls have the same tastes.

>> No.12757904

>>12757890
>you will never /ss/ with a nice holstaurus lady

>> No.12757906
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12757906

>>12757897
There's a reason for that
But if it has enormous knockers it deserves to be called a girl, I think

>> No.12757910

>>12757875
I feel like these clubs would be yandere-bait places.

Lonely monstergirls easily developing feelings and relationships when in reality it's nothing more than a job to the humanboys. Leading to the employees being forcibly dated and married when they're trying to go home at night.

At the very least it'd be nice if the cafe offered protection on your way home.

>> No.12757912

>Son! Y-you married a Goatfu?!?!?!
Your response?

>> No.12757915

>>12757903
>>12757887
the anon in the story sounds like bishie jailbait, at least.

of course they'd have some bear-types working there for the MGs into that. gotta cater to everyone's taste for $$

>> No.12757916

>>12757866
Fuck off.

>> No.12757917

>>12757912
No I didn't.

>> No.12757920
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12757920

>>12757673
We get monster girls, followed by both types of Elves taking over the world.

Enjoy your freedom while you can.

>> No.12757921

>>12757917
>fag

>> No.12757924

>>12757910
You'd definitely have a lot of beta orbiters but I do think they'd need security just in case that one shirohebi keeps leaving disturbing letters in a waiter's mailbox.

>> No.12757926
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12757926

>>12757906
Is that what happens to flatties who drink milk from Matsu's cowgirls?

I know that nigga likes his expanding titties, but damn.

>> No.12757932

>>12757921
I prefer girls with scales.

>> No.12757935

>>12757890
Yes, this one. Forgive me, I hadn't slept for a long time but I'm better now, and I see >>12757721 is a girl.

>> No.12757936
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>>12757926
No, it's just a genderbent version of himself I think.
Dude has a fairly complex set of characters and rules.
Expanding titties, lactating titties and multiple titties , Matsu is one of my fav artists ever.

>> No.12757937

>>12757926
He does cross over the line of acceptable big tits occasionally. He's a good example of where it needs to stop, I love tits but proportions are king.

>> No.12757939

>>12757932
This guy knows what's up.

>> No.12757942
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12757942

>>12757937
>>12757937
That reminds me.

>> No.12757949

>>12757910
You'd get stalkers every once and again, but yanderes are more personal. She's the one who knows anon best, but here, everyone knows anon, I don't think boys who work at places like these are pure enough to attract a yandere. After, it's a job, not genuine affection/attention.

>> No.12757951

>>12757942
That wizards got STYLE!

>> No.12757954

>>12757920
>elves
>conquering anything

I don't care if they're powered by buttplugs infused with the essence of Asura himself.

>> No.12757955

Lets all just agree that the butler cafe isn't a bad to work at as the cuddle station.
Fuck the cuddle station.
I had to cuddle with an Oni with bad B.O. for eight hours while she just kept drinking.
Didn't even get any tips.

>> No.12757958

>>12757955
I'd take either to be honest. As long as there was security.

>> No.12757959

>>12757955
>Cuddle Station

So did we ever agree on having the wurm bodyguard?

Also, the christmas specialty. Pictures with jailbaits in reindeer outfits.

>> No.12757963

>>12757955
Holy shit, I'm sorry bud. Don't those places have regulations on how the clientele should present themselves?

>> No.12757971

>>12757963
Yeah, but I think she was buds with the security oni. Saw her slip the bitch a twenty while walking in.

>> No.12757976

>>12757801
The correct response to a succubus is to wag you finger and go,
>"Non, non. No touching allowed, miss~."
If you're not gonna do it right, don't do it at all, ButlerAnon.

>> No.12757979

>>12757976
>Always leave them wanting more.
Succubus 101.

>> No.12757982

>>12757890
That's how I imagine MGE's future Incubi children would be.

Actually, that's a bit much, perhaps much smaller ears or even human ears with a little bit of fuzz on them and slightly larger canines in the mouth.

Very light cos-play Incubi, basically human.

>> No.12757991

>>12757890
I want to slap her tits as hard as I can, once. Then I would play them soflty, like bongos.

>> No.12757996

>>12757738
1
3
Bun
Gray
Long

>> No.12758010

>>12757963
>Rule 1: Touchy-feely hanky panky with the boys is strictly forbidden! You will be banned if you are caught groping butts!
>(Rule 1 applies throughout our establishments' premises. Just because he's on break doesn't mean it's ok to cop a feel!)
>Rule 2: Pictures are ok, but only if you have the boy's permission! No taking stealth crotch photos and uploading them to a shady porn site!
>Rule 3: Please shower before using our services! No boy likes a stinky cuddle partner! (If you are a troll or beezelbub and would like to make a special request, please talk to the manager)
>Rule 4: What happens in the cuddle parlor, stays in the cuddle parlor! Please do not contact a boy outside work hours if he hasn't solicited for it!
>[Rule 4 is accompanied by a small illustration of a shirohebi with a menacing grin pulling on an HB's naked apron while he struggles to hide his crotch with both hands]
>Rule 5: Don't go overboard with the hugs, our boys our fragile and it only takes one hard squeeze to put him out of commission for a week! (We apologize if this causes any inconvenience for our oni and ushi-oni customers.)
>Rule 6: When using our Take-Out Cuddles Service (TM) please do not detain the HB longer than his allotted service time! IF you paid for a 3 hour cuddle, please do not make him stay another half hour for "tea and cookies"!
>Rule 7: Please do not ask harassing questions about his personal life! If he feels uncomfortable talking about his penis size or virginity status, then don't go any further! HBs don't like MGs who pry!

>We ask that you adhere strictly to the rules laid out above. Violation of any of these rules may result in permanent ban from The Cuddle Parlor, or, depending on the severity of the offense, legal action.

>Remember, no boy likes a rude or disrespectful customer!

>> No.12758012

>Another day working at the Butler-Café...
>The place is packed today, girls of all varieties filling the tables.
>You're carrying a heavy tray, loaded high with beverages.
>You drop them off at each table with a practised routine, not giving any opening for a customer to grab you.
"Here's your "Tender Loving" Miss."
"And a "Gropefruit punch" for you, please enjoy!"
>The Minotaur you're serving tries to call you back, but you've already made it to the other side of the room.
>Sorry Miss, no shenanigans today, I've got a schedule to keep.
>You continue your route at a brisk pace.
>You're on such a good roll, you didn't notice your imminent doom fast approaching.
>That doom being a careless Wurm's huge tail.
>You trip and fall, face first, onto the floor.
>Drinks spill everywhere, making a huge mess of both the Café and your clothing.
>You struggle to your feet and quickly set about picking up the glasses.
"I am very sorry Miss, please forgive my clumsiness."
>She doesn't respond, which makes you very nervous.
>Having an angry Wurm tear up the place would be much less than ideal.

>> No.12758014

>>12758012
>You pluck up enough courage to look up from the floor.
>To your surprise, however, you are met with a face of arousal, not anger.
>The Wurm is staring at your chest with a lewd expression, tongue dangling out of her grinning mouth.
>You glance down to see what she's so happy about.
>The accident has left your shirt soaking wet, and VERY sticky.
>It's gone incredibly see through, and is clinging to your body.
>You slowly look up again, trying to retain some level of formality.
>The Wurm has moved closer to you, stretching herself forward to ogle you as best she can.
>You rise to your feet and quickly try to make an escape.
"I am so sorry Miss, I'll get you a replacement right away"
>Unfortunately, you weren't fast enough, she's already coiled herself around you, all the way up to the waist.
"No need, I'll just take this one"
>She pulls you up against her, and proceeds to lick you clean, down to the very last drop.

>You really need a raise.

>> No.12758029
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>>12757954
>Elves arrive
>Not conquering the shit out of everything

White Elves are basically militaristic, clear headed, magically inclined, superior versions of humans and Dark Elves are practically the same thing but more lewd and sadistic.

Elves, Undead, and "Egyptians" are the only actual species with societies in MGE and the key to victory is building off of that. Both would develop full fledged Empires while the other species screw off and do whatever.

Demons are absolutely worthless in MGE, they could easily take over everything in less than a decade but they can't because they are just loosely affiliated independents who care only about fucking and dragging their husbands back to Pandemonium, Demon Realm, and god knows where else.

At best the world will be mainly ruled by Elves, then Undead, and a conglomerate of Pharoah rules nations.

All other MGs would be rare by comparison but still exist. Tribes of Black Harpy, Amazons, ect.

>>12757942
>The Elf Eyes move

Spooky.

>> No.12758031

>>12758010
>>[Rule 4 is accompanied by a small illustration of a shirohebi with a menacing grin pulling on an HB's naked apron while he struggles to hide his crotch with both hands]

Obviously photoshopped!

>> No.12758033

>>12758010
You seem to know your stuff.

>Rule 4 illustration

Nice touch.

>> No.12758035

>>12758033
I bet it's chibi as fuck too

>> No.12758038

>>12758029
Whatever elf fellator.

>> No.12758039

>>12758031
>>12758033
Drawfags please, I need this in my life

>> No.12758041

>>12758035
I was thinking the same, like those Chinese ones in the airport.

>> No.12758044

I can see a Shirohebi special
Hand holding for x minutes.

The Dark Elf surprise
He abuses you for x minutes.

The Ryuu delight.
You get a back rub for x minutes .

The Manticore.
He acts terrified of you.

The Lady of the evening special.
She is treated like nobility.

>> No.12758046

>>12758035
That's actually what I was picturing when I wrote that.

>> No.12758047

>>12758041
I can almost hear the human boy say KYAAA

>> No.12758048

>>12758014
I'm curious, which writefag are you?

>> No.12758049

>>12758044
>The Manticore
>not "he treats you like a harmless kitten"

There's hope for these threads yet.

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12758050

>>12758046
I'm picturing it down in the same style as these.

but with a shirohebi slowly coiling around her new lover

>> No.12758051

I remember they had this butler type restaurant where every woman in it was treated like nobility.
Seats pull out for them, crystal glassware , napkin placed in lap, impeccably dressed butlers with white gloves. they had cameras aimed at each table so if drink got low , or ood was finished they would know to get someone out there.
They charged something like 15000 yen per one and a half hour block including the meal that was ordered in advance by the customers.
and then they would tip on top of it.

I could see that being popular in MGC.

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12758052

>>12758038
It's not my fault Elves and Undead are fucking bullshit.

>Hey guys we killed the Elf!
>1 Week later they encounter the same Elf
>She's Undead now and looking for revengeance on her future husband

>> No.12758053

>>12758051
Only among Wights, Pharaohs, and possibly Dragons.

>> No.12758056

>>12758051
There are some where the butler is assigned to one table for the entire block.

>> No.12758058

>>12758052
>those arms and torso

Jesus.

>> No.12758063

>>12758047
Don't be an Alp anon.

>> No.12758066

>>12758048
I don't have a name since I'm a massive newfag.

I also wrote that Christmas Cake dragon greentext last thread and the Cheshire cat bargaining for bacon before that, if you remember them, they weren't very noteworthy.

>> No.12758067

>>12758058
She look like she would fall apart if you hit her hard enough.

>> No.12758072

>>12758067
That's why she died last week.

>> No.12758073

>>12758052
>That face

Uncanny Valley as shit.

>Elves

Please cease and desist.

>> No.12758074

>>12758049
Begone bitchboy.

>> No.12758077

http://www.strawpoll.me/3117943

Fucking bored.

>> No.12758084

Lets see here.
We would ned about 5000 Square feet for the kitchen and dining area and space for the waiters to change.

We could get about 20 tables into this space and then place dividers around the place to make it seem more private.
Depending on the menu we would need at least 2 people in the kitchen, and 3-4 'boys' working the floor a greeter and the busboy.
a Manager would need to be present at all times and the need for security may be there

I think opening a Butler cafe in MGC would be expensive. However I am wondering would MGs invest in one?

>> No.12758085

>>12758029
>>12758052
>muh invincible elves

You're an eyesore, as bad as that ushi oni guy.

>> No.12758086

>>12758044
>The Dark Elf surprise

>"Sorry, Mistress! I'm only hugging you because it's my j-job! It's not like I want to hug some smelly lamia like you!"
>"You're really p-p-p...pathetic! I bet you t-touch yourself at night! Perv!"
>"You're a real loser! I bet you like it when I'm discourteous to you!"

>> No.12758090

>>12758029
Pretty sure MGE Elves are reclusive tree-huggers ala. Lord of the Rings.

Granted, those Elves were still capable of amassing a very organized army on short-notice, so perhaps your point still stands.

That said, if there were to be some kind of coalition of the Undead and Egyptian Kingdoms, perhaps due to the Pharaoh being counted among the "Undead", I would join in an instant.

>> No.12758091

>>12758084
Tanukis probably

>> No.12758093

>>12758084
Danukis, duh. Hope you like keeping only 15% of the profits, if that. Or Dragon. Nah, fuck dragons. Best bet is a Wight.

>> No.12758094

>>12758050
I want drawfaggotry of Dragon Tatsumi and Dragon Esdese.
inb4 "Monsterboy gtfo".

>> No.12758095

>>12758012
You're saving this, right?

>> No.12758098

>>12758086
You find a Dorito panty in your pocket after its over

>> No.12758099

>>12758084
>implying Shlomo Tanukistein hasn't already built a butler-boy empire on the shekels of socially retarded MGs

>> No.12758100

>>12758084
>You: It'll help bring jobs to the city. Jobs to be filled exclusively by only hot, single men.
>MGC Treasury: Now, I have only one more question. How many zeroes would you like after the 1 I'm about to write on this cheque?

>> No.12758101

>>12758090
>Pharaoh

Why does no one like Khepris?

>> No.12758103

>>12758094
Akame ga Kill is garbage.

>> No.12758105

>>12758101
Kherpis may be hot, but they're still dumb, swarm-type bugs. Not exactly great waifus, even if they do come in convenient harem-sized packages.

>> No.12758106

>>12758094
Monsteboy enabler get the fuck out.

>> No.12758112

>>12758094
No, just keep dragon Esdeath.

>> No.12758115

>>12758105
>dumb

That's wurms son. They're not devil bugs either.

>> No.12758118

>>12758090
I am pretty sure Ra hates undead, so I think Pharoah would be bound to fight them.

>> No.12758119

>>12758084
A wurm who isn't very good with her treasure hoard and insists that she can come in whenever she likes and order all the ice-cream.

Also her husband gets to be the head butler and only serves her when she decides to come in.

Prepare to repair the walls a lot.

>> No.12758120

>>12758112
Esdese>Esdeath

>> No.12758124

>>12758118
Pretty sure not.

>>12758101
>Khepri
What I actually care about are Liches and Anubi.

>> No.12758125

>>12758120
I'll punch your lights out bub

>> No.12758128

>>12758119
Wurms have treasure hoards?

>> No.12758129

>>12758066
Now that you have three things to your name, make a pastebin so we can group your works together. Pretty please?

>> No.12758131

>>12758090

I loved the Mirkwood elves. Literally a bunch a rednecks living inna woods after shit hit the fan.

>> No.12758132

>>12758128
Might be regular dragons only, but they do do a lot of burrowing.

>> No.12758134

>>12758105
>Devoted, loyal, make you a powerful incubus outright, comes with a harem
>not great waifus

Anon are you high? Cause you're talking like you're high.

>> No.12758136

>>12758084
Do they also hire alps?

>> No.12758137

>>12758125
Like I fear an animefag too pussy to read the manga. "Esdeath" a shit!

>> No.12758139

>>12758129
Fuck, you wrote those? Those were pretty good. You totally deserve to tripfag and need to write more often. Signed, a fellow tripfag.

>> No.12758140

>>12758128
They're dragons so probably maybe likely I hope so.

In any case they're dragons that live their lives beneath the surface. Just ask one to dig around and take out any "shiny" rocks that she finds along the way.

Within a few months you could make a pretty penny with a wurm waifu who enjoys playing in the cave systems.

Plus imagine how happy she'll be when she brings to you a chunk of gold and asks only that you pet her head in exchange for the useless yellow rock?

>> No.12758142

>>12758132
so they like dig up treasures or some shit?

>> No.12758143

>>12758136
I don't think MGs appreciate reverse traps.

>> No.12758145

>>12758139
>Signed, a fellow tripfag.

cancer is as cancer does.

Don't encourage writefags to participate in your egotrips.

>> No.12758147

>>12758139
Don't encourage tripfagging please.

>> No.12758149

>>12758145
This.

Avoid ytip/namefagging unless you have something to update.

>> No.12758150

>>12758140
Get some of those old mines out in Colorado and Arizona and let her loose.

>> No.12758151

>>12758139
please fuck off and die.

>> No.12758154

>>12758145
>>12758147
>>12758151
>Being this petty and spoiled.


If it means we get more good content produced, who cares? I mean, it's not like people use them outside of posting new material anyways.

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12758155

>>12758058
Happy?

>> No.12758156

>>12758151
Someone needs to either eat something or sleep

>> No.12758157

>>12758066
Here, I even gathered your greentexts for you again. Now make a pastebin. pleeease?
http://pastebin.com/upHdRfrk

>> No.12758158

>>12758139
Is this sarcasm? Please don't go making me insecure now.

>> No.12758164

>>12758124
Anubi are annoying,I'd pelt them with water balloons wherever I saw them.

>> No.12758171

>>12758158
It is hard for 4channers to give compliments
They have to maintain this asshole alpha attitude

I say keep on writing if you like it.
I enjoyed your stuff
New MG material is always welcome

>> No.12758172

>>12758139
>>12758154
No. Just no.

>> No.12758174

>>12758140
Imagine how upset people will be when she turns the rock base under a large city into swiss cheese and makes the whole thing collapse. Please be responsible with your wurm waifu.

>> No.12758175

>>12758154
It's fine if they're posting something RELEVANT to their names.

but then they start using it offhandedly to make comments or to socialize with other tripfags.

before you know it you have fifteen tripfags who don't even write just /soc/ing it up and organizing monstercon as well as posting pictures of themselves and their girlfriends.

Don't encourage tripfagging.

>> No.12758176

>>12758158
No, I liked them.

>> No.12758177

>>12758164
>Anubi are annoying.
Bitch you talkin' smack about mai waifu?
Good way to get smacked yourself.

>> No.12758179

>>12758155
Better, though overly thick right thigh bugs me a bit.

>Puffy Vulva

And forgiven.

>> No.12758180

>>12758158
They're good, great even.

Just don't tripfag randomly and don't let it get to your ego.

>> No.12758181

>>12758155

Damn son, look at all that fitness.

>> No.12758185

>>12758154
First of all, realize that writefags are a dime a dozen. Everyone appreciates content but if you're going to be obnoxious about it there are always other people writing good stuff, it's incredibly egotistical to say you're "spoiling" us.

>it's not like people use them outside of posting new material anyways.

I keep seeing extended conversations with trips/names and other anons asking them about their personal lives. Just don't, we don't need more thread personalities.

>> No.12758187

>You'll never have your monster girl daughteru show you a picture of you, her mother, her older sibling, and herself all holding hands

>> No.12758188

>>12758125
Let's be real here, every time I hear Esdeath, I don' think of the blue haired dominatrix everyone loves.

I think of Exdeath, the warlock who was born from a tree.

>> No.12758191

>>12758158
I liked them. They were great, my man

>> No.12758193

>>12758188

ExDeath was the best Final Fantasy villain. Fucking hides himself in a knapsack as a twig and nobody realizes it.

>> No.12758196

>>12758179
>Disliking thick thighs

I bet you hate Elin.

>>12758188
>Born from a tree

That sounds pretty hardcore, and I have no idea why.

>> No.12758197

I write a lot of stuff in this thread and don't name/tripfag.
I really don't see the point,

>> No.12758202

>>12758177
>It’s her particular trait to exercise total control over the man who becomes her husband, down to choosing his diet, planning his daily schedule, and even having sex

Hell No!

>The Anubis ordinarily remain calm, but are extremely weak when something unexpected happens. If things don’t turn out the way they thought they should, they’ll end up getting confused

Autism.

>> No.12758203

>>12758193
And then when shit gets real, he goes,
>SILENCE! I-I'll show you m-my true f--my true form.

And turns into a fucking tree.

>> No.12758204

>>12758188
Esdeath sounds like a try-hard edgy faggot online name.

Esdese sounds like an actual name. Not to mention, her name is supposed to be a pun on "S Desu", "I am a S[adist]".

>> No.12758208

>>12758197
There really isn't, it's just publicity.

Just don't worry so much about making sure people know you. If you're writing something that appeals to someone's tastes they will find you eventually.

>> No.12758210

>>12758188
He wasn't born from a train, he WAS a tree.

>> No.12758211

>>12758196
Nigga you high?! I love thick thighs and elin, and understand her tight looks a bit thicker than the other because her leg is bent, but you know.

>> No.12758215

>>12758204
>Esdeath sounds like a try-hard edgy faggot online name.

Well, it is a try-hard edgy faggot anime/manga.

>> No.12758220

>>12758202
(not him)
>The Anubis ordinarily remain calm, but are extremely weak when something unexpected happens. If things don’t turn out the way they thought they should, they’ll end up getting confused
>Autism.
It hurts but it's true. I still like them regardless.
not as much as certain other mg's, though

>> No.12758221

>>12758204
She and her series are still edgy either way.

>> No.12758223

>>12758202
>Not liking some control and discipline in your life, helping you keep on track to lead a fulfilling existence.
>Not wanting to see her surprised, flustered expression when every so often you surprise them with a nice dinner, gift, or unexpectedly naughty treat in bed.

Faggot.

>> No.12758224

>>12758185

Well, if people feel that strongly about it, alright then. Just strikes me as petty though, like refusing to watch a movie because of what color the main character's shirt is: largely irrelevant, and a minor concern compared to the treat of watching a film. Didn't think it was an issue people would go full blown autistic rage over it, like tumblerinas over gender pronouns.

>> No.12758225

>>12758157
Since you asked nicely, I made a pastebin http://pastebin.com/u/Wazzak.

Not going to use a trip because fuck tripfags.

Nice to know people like my shit though.

>> No.12758226

>>12758220
I don't hate anubi, I just think bossy MGs are annoying.

>> No.12758227

>>12758174
>Your wurm waifu comes home one day grinning from cheek to cheek and excitedly asking you to follow her
>she leads you to the newest of her caves entrances that she's been lost in for the last day and a half
>Without waiting she pushes you in and follows soon after while telling you about a giant "shiny room" filled with golden cookies
>You're curious to see what she means and follow along with her claims of unending cookies and giant silver lego blocks
>At one point you begin to see lights coming from the other end and she grabs you by the collar before rushing to the other side
>For a moment you're blinded by the light before slowly growing accustomed and looking around
>Onis. All around you a dozen oni dressed in police attire crowd around you while your wurm waifu is off playing in one of the many stacks of golden coins branded by MGC
>"Sir, are you aware that this isn't the correct procedure to make a deposit?" One of the larger Onis flashes a light in your face before taking out her cuffs.

Please remind your wurm waifus to only dig outside the city limits.

>> No.12758228

>>12758215
>>12758221
Fair and valid point.

>> No.12758233

>>12758223
>not being on control of your own life, needing someone to run it for you

I doubt you're some CEO that needs help running his shit. No anon, you are the alp. I'll give you the second one though.

>> No.12758234

>>12758224
It is petty, by itself.

The thing is, tripfagging is a symptom of a much larger problem that plagues any community that consistently uses usernames.

It basically brings in the reddit crowd and develops a mentality similar to them which is terrible for these types of places.

Why the fuck does it matter if people know your name? Do you want to end up like Bob, .less, lanternon, and all the rest of those fuckers who are hated nowadays?

>> No.12758237

>TFW people will try to moe-ify Hellhounds
>Instead of keeping her as the sadistic breeding machine hell bent on bringing on the fluffpocalypse

>> No.12758238

>>12758227
>not wanting to form a rag-tag crew of MGs and pull off the heist of the century
Maybe you'd rather rob the semen bank, you scaredy-alp.

>> No.12758240

>I am ESDeath. The ultimate emo! fear me!

I am going to agree with this anon >>12758204

>> No.12758241

>>12758227
Please, anon. Not even oni are dumb enough to try to arrest the husband of a wurm, or a wurm itself.

>> No.12758242

>>12758234
Except there are also tons of anonymous shitposters who are probably as bad if not worse. You just can't identify them because they're anonymous. Guro and vore fans, cumslime guy, NTR lovers, etc.

>> No.12758244

>>12758237
I still think they messed up the TL
>>12755876

>> No.12758245

>>12758237
>will try

Where have you been? We already have them chasing sticks.

>> No.12758246

>>12758224
The thing is, this is an anonymous imageboard where of course, anonymity is the norm.
I personally don't do it because I don't want to be identified so easily, in the case that I'm fucking around too much to the point where it's not appreciated. I wouldn't want to become as hated as Bob is, after all.

It's why I always respond to
>Which writefag are you
with
>Don't ask unnecessary questions.

>> No.12758250

>>12758234
You're retarded.

>> No.12758253

>>12758242
>guro and vore
Rare.
>cumslime guy
Troll.
>NTR lovers
I don't know what to say about this.

>> No.12758254

>>12758237
Is the profile already translated?

>> No.12758256

>>12758250
If that's how you feel then fine.

It doesn't change the fact that this kind of thing consistently happens to threads who use trips without control.

>> No.12758257

>>12758237
At this point, what can't be moe-ified?

>> No.12758258

>>12758227
This made me imagine a story about a wurm who ends up breaking into the vault of some bank without knowing, then some anon realizes this and starts using her to his benefit.

The story would end with the wurm becoming the head of a yakuza mafia just because they promised her ice cream while the anon gets busted because the wurm ratted him in her clumsiness

>> No.12758260

>>12758227
Going off-topic a bit, I would gladly live in a monster-made Geofront with my Wurm waifu.

>> No.12758261

>>12758233
I'm on 4chan, yammering away on these stupid threads when I could be doing something like studying.

I am not good at managing my time. And that is why an Anubis would make a great partner to me.

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>>12758245
You forgot to mention the end part where there's rape and going to hell.

>> No.12758266

>>12758256
You mean literally every other message board on the internet?

>> No.12758267

>>12758257
As soon as someone replies to this post with a MG, she will be moefied.

I see through your tactics.

>> No.12758271

>>12758264
I would give charity sex to a matango.

>> No.12758272

>>12758266
Yes.

Why do you so badly want to be like them? Why not use one of the already existing forums if you like them that much?

>> No.12758278

>>12758271
HE'S INFECTED.
BURN HIM.

>> No.12758279

>>12758258
>Wurm-led yakuza
>With Second-in-command squad of girls who represent the Chinese constellations
>A White Jinko
>Red Harpy
>An Apophis
>And a Blue Dragon
>Each one more fearsome than the last
Dare you infiltrate their headquarters and fight the one by one?

>> No.12758285

>>12758256
Most writefags don't use a trip. I'm not sure what your issue is.

>> No.12758286

>>12758279
The hinezumi beats your ass using cleverness and wearing you down by letting the other girls tire you out

The rat always wins these kinds of things.

>> No.12758287

>>12758278
I don't worry, I haven't lost my sanity yet.

She's gross but as long as she accepts we're just friends everyone needs love.

>> No.12758288

>>12758285
Read the reply chain.

Also, there are a couple trips and names greenposting in this thread, scroll up.

>> No.12758290

>>12758279
Panties stolen: Mission accomplished .
You are now Gold ranked!

Damn I love MG Pantyhunter 4

>> No.12758292

>>12758287
Anon why are you wearing a long sleeve shirts in the summer? What's up with that yellowish skin running up your neck? Don't hide it and die a painless death mate.

Once a spore latches onto you there's no coming back.

>> No.12758293

>>12758279
>Wurm-led yakuza
>An entire squad of deadly MG at her command
>Someone suggests that she lacks brains to run a criminal operation
>she puts this squad of deadly efficient soldiers to the sole purpose of finding her brains.
>the squad agree in confusion with fear of being punished in some cruel yakuza way.

Such is life in MG mafia.

>> No.12758299

>>12758261
Get a girlfriend faggot.

>> No.12758303

>>12758288
Hence 'most.'

There's nothing wrong with names as it allows various writers to keep all their works in one location.

>> No.12758309

>>12758293
The run a protection racket at the local icecream parlor, candy store, game store and Pizza parlor.

>> No.12758312

>>12758279
>White Jinko
Only if she's a Pettanko.

>> No.12758314

>>12758299
I know this is bait but it makes my autism flare.

fuck you

>> No.12758315

>>12758309
She tortures the by eating pizza in front of them and not offering them a slice.

>> No.12758316

>>12758264
There have been various already, the one 'm talking about ended with the guy and the hound like, playmates.


We don't know what hell is like in MGE to think this is a bad fate.

>> No.12758317

>>12758299
>Saying that.
>Of all things.

Where. Where do you think you are?

>> No.12758321

If you have a massive huge tall jinko is is a

Meganeko?

>> No.12758322

>>12758314
How is it bait?

>> No.12758325

>>12758314
>>12758317
He may be serious. We all know there are some normalfags between us.

>> No.12758331

>>12758279
Apophis should be a Black Kappa, since we don't have a turtle girl yet.

Should be led by a phoenix.

>> No.12758333

How do normals find these threads anyway?

I would think /jp/ is the last board they'd want to visit.

>> No.12758339

>>12758264
If they were moe monster girl versions of those things from Dark Souls (or just saner versions of the Mad Hatter), I'd do them.

>> No.12758340

>>12758325
I was just joshing.

>>12758333
And I've been here since the beginning, I don't know what's so hard about appearing normal for some of you. It's not like 90% of this site are the stereotypical, asocial neckbeards of rage comics.

>> No.12758341

>>12758333
They don't.
When we were on /a/ we roped in curious catalog browsers like the black hole of depravity we are, refreshing ourselves with fresh blood.
On /jp/ there are no catalog browsers.
We are here for the slow death.

>> No.12758344

>>12758333
I found the MG story list on pastebin and binged on them before coming and finding the thread.

>> No.12758350
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>>12758322
Where do you think you are?

Do you think we tell stories of waifus, people we can love and that would love us, because we have our pick of 3dpd?

>> No.12758351

>>12758333
I came across the main pastebin from one of the mg forums then got on the thread itself.

>> No.12758353

>>12758351
>>12758344
damn that's a weird way to get inducted.

>> No.12758355

>>12758351
>forums
Fucking hell.

>> No.12758358

>>12758344
What's your favorite story?

>> No.12758360

>>12758350
>Haughty Laughter
All too appropriate.

>> No.12758362

>>12758321
Only if she has glasses, Charon, we talked about this.

>> No.12758364

>>12758344
How do you just "find" something on pastebin?
Were you just browsing recent uploads or something, and instead of your usual stream of broken C++ scripts and Malaysian credit card information you found yourself dumped into a world of fluffy pornography?

>> No.12758367

I should write enough to get put on the Master-List.

All I've got are single-chapters and incomplete concepts. Need to do more with my time.

>> No.12758370

>>12758358
It's hard for me to choose a favourite after reading so many good ones.

>>12758364
Search bar. Sometimes I just shoot the breeze for some writefaggotry and the list caught my attention.

>> No.12758372

>>12758370
I didn't even know pastebin had a search bar.
Fair enough.

>> No.12758377

>>12758350
I don't really care what your motives are, I'm just here for the fun.

>> No.12758380
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12758380

Would you travel with your false Kunoichi imouto who insists that the two of you are going out and frequently has delusions where you're lovers?

Also she has a really sarcastic personality and will make lewd jokes every chance she gets.

>> No.12758381

>>12756382
>manacle
Nope.

>> No.12758385

>>12758333
I came from /a/. Surprised I'm still here, even if it's mostly out of habit.

>> No.12758386

>>12758380
No.

But only because she's the worst kind of yandere, the kind that attacks you with lethal-level attacks.

>> No.12758391

>>12758380
does she become a real kunoichi and take your innocence? while having you lick her feet and dripping hot candle wax on you?

>> No.12758392

>>12758386
Only because she knows you'll dodge and eventually subdue her for a chance at dickings.

She's never seriously attacked tooru at a time where it mattered, only when it's the two of them.

>> No.12758394

>>12758380
>false Kunoichi
What's the point?

>> No.12758396

>>12756839
Oh my.... Neon Laska?

DIS GIRL IS FAB-U-LOS[/SPOILER]

>> No.12758401

>>12758396
You are the worst kind of person.

>> No.12758402

>>12758234

>People still hate Lanternon

That's stupid. He said the commissions thing once, then realised how dumb it was. There are far worse writefags out there.

>> No.12758403

>>12756958
OH MY.
this is like nyanon meets there will be blood.

>> No.12758407

What kind of monstergirl would immediately set off your white knight complex if you saw them being bullied?

No Alices. That's cheating.

>> No.12758409

>>12758350
Monstergirls are a diversion, a nice fantasy, entertainment, that's what they're for. Not once have I thought "today will be the day I get a waifu" I'm not that far gone. Were you actually hoping for something to happen on all those red moon nights?

>> No.12758410
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12758410

>>12758394
I meant to say fake imouto kunoichi.

real kunoichi

false imouto

>> No.12758412

>>12756919
>Leave room
>obtain popcorn
>re enter room
>Make unblinking eye contact with stupid hoe while slowly eating popcorn until she admits she's a stupid hoe

>> No.12758413

>>12758402

It wasn't just the commissions thing though that's a pretty damn big deal right there.

>> No.12758414

>>12758407
I do not have a white knight complex because I am not a faggot.

>> No.12758418

>>12758413
>Wanting to do what you love as a living

Crab bucket, etc.

>> No.12758419

>>12758407
Cyclops and Alp, but mainly because I should be the ones bullying them

>> No.12758421

>>12757081
I like cera as a person but sex would be extremely awkward, not necessarily because of horsepussy but because well.... how do you even fuck a centaur?

I spose we could just stick to onaholes.

Or commission MG-doctor to stitch her onto a regular body.

>> No.12758423

>>12758407
Any and all.

They all deserve a little loving, can't help being born how they are.

>> No.12758426

>>12758380
She sounds perfect, except for one small thing: NOT BLOOD RELATED A SHIT!

>> No.12758427

>>12758413
what comissions thing?

>> No.12758431

>>12758427
He said "Will write for gold".
Some say his nose grew three sizes that day

>> No.12758432

>>12758421
>how do you even fuck a centaur?
The same way you fuck a horse.

What do you mean you don't fuck horses? That's lame, dude.

>> No.12758435

>>12757204
She's probably gonna rip off her skin and reveal that she's actually a succubus or something, then NTR him.

>> No.12758436

>>12758413

Wanting to get money for writefagging is stupid, but he only did it once. I personally found Negawalkers endless self promotion and attention whoring far more annoying.

>> No.12758437

>>12758432
>>>/mlp/

>> No.12758439

>>12757257
...Is that a fur/feet combination?
I don't know how to react to this.

>> No.12758441

>>12758431
Is writing for gold somehow inherently more pathetic than drawing for gold?

>> No.12758442

>>12758435
Hey, buddy. You just blow in from Stupidtown?

>> No.12758443

>>12757352
>Christian imageboard
Yeah, because we're all devout followers here.

>> No.12758444
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12758444

>>12758435
>Succubi
>NTRfiends

>> No.12758446

>>12758439
Why? Like half the KC mammals have "fur" in stocking/glove shapes.

>> No.12758448

>>12758279
>Did all the side missions
>have max HEAT gauge
>Unlocked all my moves
>Even the Rev A Lay a Tons
Yeah I'm ready

>> No.12758450

>>12758443
Nigga, are you in retarded?

>> No.12758451

>>12758444
I'd have that Succubutt eat all those doughnuts herself

>> No.12758452

>>12758448
You better get that fucking dragon tattoo on your back.

>> No.12758457

>>12758448
You'll never beat super chunk.

>> No.12758462
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12758462

>"Santa Baby, I'd really like to have you for lunch~"
>"And brunch~"
>"You know we'll have a good time~"
>"Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight~<3"

>> No.12758463

Lets say there are 500m Holtasaurs living on the Holt planet.
We can safely assume a healthy adult Holt can produce up to 4 gallons of milk a day. ( 2 milkings a day)
Since milk is sold by the hundredweight (11,6 gallons per hundredweight)
This means the daily milk production on the holt planet is 172413973.1 hundredweight

Are you ready to drink some milk Anon?

Entire trainloads of milk going to the capitol spaceport to be made into dairy exports!

Still want to moove there?

>> No.12758465

>>12758463
I would drink Holst milk.

>> No.12758468

>>12758465
If you marry a Holst, I bet you'd have to drink all that milk to the point of perpetual constipation, out of fear of offending the wife and saying you're sick of it now.

>> No.12758471

>>12758468
Sell it to the neighbors.

>> No.12758474

>>12758468
I don't think you could even get constipated off of Holst milk in the first place.

>> No.12758475

>>12758462
>raping the Santa

Do monsters have no shame?

>> No.12758478

>>12758441
Apparently yes.
I think it's pretty stupid for drawfags too, but at least they have the defence "Well, every other drawfag does it".
Whereas writefaggotry is as yet pure and unsullied by the blight of monetisation.
Except for that faggot LDR and that wannabe faggot Lanternon

>> No.12758479

>>12758475
But anon, you're her Santa.

>> No.12758480

>>12758409
>Were you actually hoping for something to happen on all those red moon nights?
Don't be stupid, anon.

I left my window open.

>> No.12758481

>>12758463
Milk sucks

>> No.12758482

>>12758463

The fuck is a Holtasaur? Some kind of prehistoric lizardcow or something?

>> No.12758483

>>12758462
In MGC I bet they think santa is a shota with a fake beard.

>> No.12758486

>>12758478
I don't understand why people are so dead set against artists earning money from what they do.

>> No.12758488

>>12758486
Because they feel entitled to have others perform hours of work for them without pay.

>> No.12758495

>>12758478
>what are authors

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>>12758462
>"Santa Baby, some dynamite for that bitch in her tomb~"
>"KA-BOOM!"
>"And fireworks in my sight~"
>"Santa Baby, so hury down the chimney tonight~<3"

>> No.12758503

>>12758367
The master list doesn't get updated, plus it's from a time when we didn't have so many writefags adding stuff every day. If you happen to have been writing before the /jp/ move you would have gotten on there.

>> No.12758507

>>12758495
There are certainly none of them in these threads.

Plus calling yourself an "author" and wanting people to pay for your fanfiction is incredibly pretentious and idiotic.

>> No.12758510

>>12758507
>fanfiction

>> No.12758511

>>12758495
There are certainly no authors in these threads if that's what you're implying.

>> No.12758513

>>12758507
You sure sound resentful, bro. Take it easy, as they say in /jp/,

>> No.12758514

>>12758507
>Plus calling yourself an "author" and wanting people to pay for your fanfiction is incredibly pretentious and idiotic.
This is exactly it. To think that your 4chan cartoon porn fanfiction is worth anyone's IRL money is narcissism of the most egregious order.

>> No.12758515

>>12758510
Face it bro. You're writing fanfiction based on MGE profiles.

>>12758513
I am taking it easy. It just boggles my mind that people would actually pay for something that's just supposed to be non-serious fun.

>> No.12758521

>>12758513
>People paying for fun

"Incredibly pretentious and idiotic," indeed.

>> No.12758522
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>>12758480
Anon, [spoiler[though we will never probably meet, I care about you. Even if it's just online, even if we fight and hate each other sometimes, I care about all of you. Even is this place is more serious about itself than I though, as long as we're together having fun, oughtn't that be enough?[/spoiler]

>> No.12758523

>>12758515
a profile is not a character, and a lot of settings in writefaggotry are not even close to being similar to MGE

>> No.12758524

>>12758479
I dressed up as Santa once and I hated it.

>> No.12758525
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12758525

>>12758496
>"Santa Baby, some luxury shampoo for my hair~"
>"In pairs~"
>"So I can be in my prime~"
>"Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight~<3"

But seriously though, Kejourou a qt

>> No.12758528

>>12758515
And Milton wrote Paradise Lost which is just an edgy fanfiction of The Bible, you faggot.

>> No.12758530

>>12758522
>fucking up that spoiler

Well I'm embarrassed.

>> No.12758532

>>12758515
>Profiles
>Fanfiction

>> No.12758534

>>12758528
Well yeah, because that's fucking Milton. Not monster girl fanfiction.

Jesus fucking Christ.

>> No.12758535

>>12758478
>faggot
>LDR
Anon, come on...

>> No.12758537

>>12758514
But autists will pay for anything.

If someone wants shitting dick nipple holstaurus, but can't write for shit, and is willing to pay someone to write it... Is it wrong of the writefag to take the autistic money?

Just saying, people do it for porn artists all the time. Why not written porn?

>> No.12758538

>>12758515
Other than that faggot who did a Darling/Rach piece, I haven't seen any fanfiction here

>> No.12758539

>>12758468
Milk constipates?

>> No.12758540

>>12758507
You sound very upset over something.

An author is anyone who writes. I've been commissioned to write things, but I don't bother to publish anything because I know I wouldn't get many sales.

And calling it 'fanfiction' pretty much discredits any argument you have.

>> No.12758541

>>12758538
There was also that yandere Miia thing Yananon did a year ago.

>> No.12758543

>>12758537
>Is it wrong of the writefag to take the autistic money?
Well, that depends. Which does he want more: sheckels, or the lasting emnity of his former comrades for becoming a stinking Jew?
They made their choice, and they got what they deserved.

>> No.12758548

>>12758541
wasn't around for that, but the point is that 99.9% of the writefaggotry here is not fanfiction. Not that I'd publish what I've posted here, but if I thought I was making fanfiction I'd stop.

>> No.12758555

>>12758543
>writers will hate writers who get paid for it

Personally, jewgolds would bring more comfort than a thousand internet opinions.

Too bad I can't write for shit

>> No.12758558

>>12758462
>>12758496
>>12758525
Well, this raises a good question.
If you could only bring a present to one of the girls for the night, who would you visit?

>> No.12758559

>>12757630
>>12757657
God insect girls are creepy

>> No.12758560

>>12757721
Option C, find girls with less disgustingly large breasts.

>> No.12758561

>>12758558
Succubus, that way I can act like she means actual lunch and brunch, then eat all her food and leave without giving her the dick.

>> No.12758562

>>12758514
>not believing in capitalism.

Get out you leftist commie piece of shit.

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>>12758559
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.12758566

>>12758559
Only bully the mukade with love, and she's a bug, not an insect.

>> No.12758570

>>12758523
>>12758532

You're still using his settings and ideas about monsters. An ushi-oni that rapes and lives on semen? Guess what, that's KC's monster girl.

I don't feel like arguing about this right now since we've had this conversation millions of times. Just look back in the archives.

Realize that "fanfiction" is a pretty broad term and it doesn't have to be associated with MLP fantasies. It's just a term to describe what kind of writing it is.

>>12758540
I'm not upset, I just find it silly that people are taking their writings this seriously.

I'm not using "author" in the general sense. That term usually connotes professionalism and when people use it to describe themselves they are almost always full of it, and they overestimate the value of their occasionally amusing writings.

I can understand being uncomfortable with the term, but that's what is. That doesn't mean you have to be on the same level as Twilight fanfiction.

>> No.12758572

>>12758561
You're a sick bastard, Anon, but I like your style.

>> No.12758574

>>12758560
F-A-G-G-O-T.

>> No.12758579

>>12758140
10/would pet

>> No.12758581

>>12758570
Okay, maybe I can agree with you , but I can't even bring myself to use the word with a straight face

>> No.12758586

>>12758570
Sounds like you don't know what fanfiction is, instead using it as some sort of pejorative.

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>>12758570
>An ushi-oni that rapes and lives on semen? Guess what, that's KC's monster girl
Come on now, even Succubi and their variants have to survive on normal food to a degree.
Normal by MGE standards anyway.

>> No.12758589

>>12758572
I'd do this with all the Succubi types, I'd visit a sleeping Amazon and leave with a note talking about how I would have liked to meet her if she wasn't sleeping and a picture of me cuddling her.

Then I'd visit an alp acting completely oblivious to the fact the person was an alp.

I'm the hero MGC deserves.

>> No.12758593

>>12758409
Well said kamerade.

>> No.12758594

>>12758588
>Come on now, even Succubi and their variants have to survive on normal food to a degree.

No I'm pretty sure a succubus ONLY needs semen to survive.

Maybe a shirohebi or a kikimora would enjoy normal food, but succubi and demon types rely solely on semen for their daily dose.

There's even one that drags you to hell and fucks you without end for eternity.

>> No.12758596

>>12758401
Because i fucked up the spoiler, assumingly.

>> No.12758597

>>12758442
Goodness I love 5th grade insults. So nostalgic.

>> No.12758599

>>12758596
Not him, but you have failed to recognizze that that is not Laska, but an ordinary Cheshire dressed up as The Mask.

>> No.12758601

>>12758586
I'm not using it as a pejorative, I thought I made that clear. I realize the term has a lot of baggage what with shitposter-kun spamming it in the later /a/-days, but I'm not trying to put anyone down with it. I'm merely noting that you're still using KC's setting, monster archetypes and characteristics. Fanfiction is either using characters or settings from someone's work.

Anyway let's just stop this conversation here.

>> No.12758602

>>12758446
Not in that patchy, skin tight way.
>>12758450
>can't spell
>calls me retarted
Hueh.

>> No.12758603

>>12758594
>hell

Yes, vanilla succubus.

>> No.12758605

>>12758468
Or y'know... Sell it.

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>>12758602
>>can't spell
>>calls me retarted
>retarted
Anon...

>> No.12758611

>>12758597
>not recognizing that quote

>> No.12758612

>>12758522
This is just a ~little~bit to lost for me.

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>>12758443
>taking the whole "christian imageboard" thing seriously.
Newfags man.
>>12758602
>calls me retarted
Huehuehue.

>> No.12758617

>>12758565
mantis don't count.
>>12758607
You and me, separated at birth.

>> No.12758621

>>12758614
>taking the whole "christian imageboard" thing seriously.
You'd be surprised.

>> No.12758625

>>12758612
Too late, I said it, no alp.

>> No.12758626

>>12758599
It was an edited pic of laska.

>> No.12758630

>>12758574
You miss-spelled "Not brain dead"

>> No.12758637

I swear I think you guys like bickering more than talking about MGs

Fluffy tails anyone?

>> No.12758641

>>12758630
Any man who does not like big breasts defective.

>> No.12758646

>>12758637
>more fluffy

>> No.12758648

>>12758637
I'd rather mousy molestation.

>> No.12758650

>>12758626

Oh joy, more of that shitty Damaged Goods.

>> No.12758651
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12758651

I want my Monster Girl Christmas Cake College Professor to pull me aside after a lecture and inform me that it's the campus's penis inspection day today and I need to step in her office!

>> No.12758653
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>>12758637
Please.
>>12758641
Or yknow... prefers his breasts to be realistically sized. A woman who isn't over 6 feet tall and has e-cup breasts has got some plastic going on.

>> No.12758654

what if you got your werecat waifu a big box for her to play in?
>buy refrigerator
>ask wife for some help setting it up
>she's too busy playing in the box

>> No.12758658

>>12758601
I don't use his setting, archetypes, or characteristics.

>> No.12758659

>>12758650
>Damaged Goods
I mean, sure, but not in the way most people use the phrase

>> No.12758660

>>12758651
>Not her making you stay after class for an "extra credit opportunity"

>> No.12758662

>>12758653
Roberta as a hellhound when

>> No.12758663

>>12758650
I'll have you know she's not "damaged", she's "battle tested"
>>12758654
>have jinko gf
>recently moved in with you
>Just finished unpacking boxes
>she asked if she could keep some to use later
>yeahsure.gif
>came home from work early to be greeted by a naked, embarrassed jinko who's taken refuge in a box fort

>> No.12758664

>>12757803

What about that first time your fetish MG of choice walks in and you absolutely spill spaghetti all over the place?

You know, before (understandably) becoming jaded. Man, this is sort of depressing to think about...

>> No.12758667

>>12758663
>Jinko
>Refuge
You mean she built a cardboard rape fort? Sounds cool. What would the sign say? "No pants allowed" or something?

>> No.12758668

>>12757630

Alright, you asked for it. You're gonna get a tight comfy hug and you're gonna like it.

>> No.12758669

>>12758662
I'd rather see a Hellhound dressed as Roberta than Roberta as a Hellhound.

>> No.12758670

>>12758663
yes, yes, and then yes. Jinko love boxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J11uu8L8FTY

>> No.12758671

>>12758667
It's not rape if it's consensual.

>> No.12758675

>>12758670
Now this is magical.
I had heard cats like boxes because an enclosed space keeps flies away, and provides security.

>> No.12758679

>>12758671
Are you telling me you wouldn't play along to sate her primal urges before finally giving in to your own, somehow flipping her over through sheer force of will and lust and then wildly filling her with your seed? What kind of lover are you?

>> No.12758685

>>12758679
Well, I'm not one for roleplay but if she wants to get abit dommy that's fine. So long as it's within reason.

>> No.12758686

>>12758669
I'm fine with this either way

>> No.12758692

>>12758653
Those cowtits were not realistic

Who cares about realisms in waifus anyway? We're fapping to women with animal bits here.

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/largest-natural-breasts/

>> No.12758695

>>12758670

Jaguars confirmed for being afraid of boxes.

>inb4 Jaguargirls are easily spooked

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>>12758670

>> No.12758708

>>12758699
Now you just need a picture of her top half stuck in the box and her ass in the air. And replace the catgirl in the bottom two frames with Anon.

>> No.12758725

>>12758679
In a dull monotone voice
>Oh, no, please no, please don't rape me sexy wife of mine, oh, please stop."

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>>12758664
I'd spaghetti hard. Especially because she'd probably hate me for my job.

>"W-w-well mistress, what brings you in here today?"
>My friends recommend this place to me. Many cute men, they say. Good food.
>"I, I see. Thank you for your, for your, patronage. I mean, for you, your will be patronage. Let me show you to your table--"
>Hm. Pales in comparison to the grand eating halls of my tribeland.
>How does one fit her meal plates on such a small table?
>"Oh, sssorry um, I, my manager, I'll call..."
>[She dismissed it with a wave of her hand]
>No need.
>"May I r-r-recommend tonight's mecialty, I mean, specialty, which is..."
>(Ok, ok, get it together, remember your training)
>"...Sp-spicy weeny double dipper..."
>[He flinched, waiting for a shit-eating grin or boisterous laugh]
>...
>...Do you not serve more wholesome food at this establishment?
>"I, um, the, freedom burgers..."
>No. Your trifles are not enough to satisfy a warrior's hunger.
>And these steaks are overpriced. Why do you charge so much for such pitiful portions?
>"M-mistress, I, um, apologize for your..."
>And another thing. Do you have any less revealing outfits?
>I think it is shameful for a man to show his body to other tribes.
>Only his wife and her kinswomen should see a man's private parts.
>"Oh, uh... ssorry."
>No matter. You need the money, yes? It is difficult for men.
>Need money, must turn to slut.
>(Ok, no, I'm out. I'm trading places with someone else. I am so done.)

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>>12758481
Heretic.

>> No.12758747

>>12758740
>need money, must turn to slut
fucking REKT
I like this Amazon, I would try to become a valued husband of hers.

>> No.12758750

>>12758740
>Amazons of more than one body-type.
I'm surprised that I haven't seen this picture yet.

>> No.12758751

>>12758742
Uncensored version where?

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>> No.12758753

>>12758742
I'll fight you Hound.

Minotaurs and Holsts are garbage, milk sucks, remove cow.
do it now

>> No.12758758

>>12758750
Just young ones learning how to do the dirty for when they hunt their own husband.

>> No.12758761

>>12758740

>tfw no response to her
>tfw start crying in front of your favorite type of MG.

>> No.12758764

>>12758740
Wnere did you get this pic?
It's doesn't appear in image searches.
I only have shitty compilation low quality pic

>> No.12758766

>>12758463
I just want to live there. Nothing more, I just want to live there and go to the church of Hathor like a good Hathorite.

>> No.12758767

>>12758752
Damn, KC has come a long way.

>> No.12758769

>>12758764
depressed black-and-white bear

http://exhentai.org/s/1b6d2d33d0/415612-109

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>>12758753
Hathor bless his soul.

>> No.12758775

>>12758740
I think If I fell below the poverty line in MGC I would just walk away from that place.

What possible reason do I have to stay?

>> No.12758778

>>12758753
No anon, you are the shit.

>> No.12758781

>>12758692
I don't care for realism, I'm just flat out disgusted. You can have too much of a good thing.

>> No.12758782

>>12758753
>>12758774
>>12758778
And this is how wars are started...

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>>12758769
>Dorfs coitus picture

>> No.12758788

>>12758781
At least you aren't a DFC pleb are you?

>> No.12758790

>>12758782
We'll just send the Minotaur inquisition to his house to reeducate him to the wonders of milk.

>> No.12758795
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12758795

Kikimora making this face while thinking of fucking her master when?

>> No.12758796

>>12758790
I'll always hate milk, shit tastes like bad water.

Hell even chocolate milk sucks.

>> No.12758799

>>12758785
I am not sure what you are disapproving of exactly

>> No.12758800

>>12758790
No one suspects the Spanish Minotaurs.

>> No.12758802

>>12758788
>DFC
Urban dictionary: "DFC is an abbreviation for 'dribbly foamer cunt'"
uh... what?

>> No.12758803

>>12758769
>still no pics of sad MGE panda

>> No.12758804

>>12758800
It's the Running of the Bulls every time someone shit talks milk.

>> No.12758809

>>12758802
.... Out.
Out you fucking newfag.
It stands for Dengeki Bunko Fighting Climax

>> No.12758811

>>12758803
>wanting to destroy a panda girls smile

You're disgusting.

>> No.12758815

>>12758802
it stands for Delicious Flakey Crisps

>> No.12758817

>>12758802
Just leave 4chan now.

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>>12758804
I didn't even realise some people didn't like milk.
I mention Seikon no Qwaser to a friend and he acted repulsed at the idea of drinking lactated milk. I thought he was just setting up a joke or something at first, but he seemed genuinely disgusted. I thought all straight men loved the idea of lactation? Why are people so obsessed with boobs if they don't want to drink from them? I mean, wanting to drink milk was like the first lewd thought I ever had.

>> No.12758819

>>12758795
lurk moar, tons of stories like that by a certain anon in this thread

>> No.12758820

>>12758775
What if you go to school in the area and need this job to pay your own way?

Transferring would be expensive as fuck and a major hassle. Might as well stick it out there for a few years.

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>>12758796
You must be getting the wrong brand.

Braums is best I've had so far.

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>>12758802
You fucking newfag.

Delicious Flat Chest, more correctly called Disgusting Flat Chest, oposite of the glorious and all nourishing Delicious Cow Tits.

>> No.12758825

>>12758818
You're a good Hathorite brother.

>> No.12758826

>>12758820
I don't care, I go below the poverty line in that shithole I'm walking away and becoming a drifter.

>> No.12758827

>>12758803
There actually is one floating around, but she's got a button nose

>> No.12758828

>>12758463
This would mean every decent sized town and village would need a railway station and a milking station in it for the purpose of milk collection.

This would mean you get some money from the government for you milk?

The milk is processed and placed in railway cars and sent to the capitol.

Imagine having to work that milking station Anon!
>>12758766
>>12758774

>> No.12758830

>>12758818
Your friend is faggot. That is all.

>> No.12758831

>>12758761
>Whoa, look! That cute boy is crying!
>Let's watch!

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>>12758664
>>12758740
>I'd spaghetti hard
Who the fuck wouldn't?

>"I-Is there any--anything I can help you with? Madam?"
"How about a milkshake with whipped cream, sugar?"
>tfw she called you sugar
>TFW SHE FUCKING CALLED YOU SUGAR

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>>12758802
I warned you guys MGU would flood in here

I want anyone who has ever had an account there to leave now and forever. This thread is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind, you're not welcome here.

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>You will never have a yandere turned girly mg gf

>> No.12758838

>>12758828
>Imagine getting to work at a milking station anon!
FTFY

>> No.12758839

>>12758835
>that wall of text
I'm not reading all that.

>> No.12758840

>>12758835
MAKE IT STOP!

Can you even fuck this bitch, in the face of her abnormality?

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>>12758835
Shit sucks.

>> No.12758843

>>12758832
Are you kidding me, are you that shy?

Talking to a woman, even if it's your favorite type of whatever is can't be that hard.

>> No.12758844

>>12758835
Source?

>> No.12758845

>>12758833
What if I left years ago and was hated for calling people out on stupid bullshit?

>> No.12758846

>>12757801
>>12757803
>>12757806
>>12757811
>>12757813
I-I want to work there.

>> No.12758847

>>12758844
Read the fucking text.

>> No.12758849

>>12758846
It probably has shit pay, would you really want to be put through that shame for minimum wage anon?

>> No.12758850

>>12758843
I mean, not really, but...flirting kills me.

>> No.12758851

>>12758832
Is your waifu a CC anon?

>>12758843
I can't help it, I'm no good at service jobs. Especially if I'm in some skimpy little outfit for all the MGs to ogle.

I mean, if the customers are MGs I don't care about I'd be ok eventually. But my potential waifu dream crush, watching me screw up and drop her food all over the floor? I'd die of embarrassment.

>> No.12758852

>>12758849
>would you like to indulge in your fetish and be paid for it
Man you are fucking stupid

>> No.12758854

>>12758852
I have a maid fetish, not a being the servant fetish.

>> No.12758856
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>>12758851
As CC as they come, yes.

>> No.12758859

>>12758850
Just say hi, introduce yourself and start making small talk.

Not that bad.

>> No.12758861

>>12758843

I'm a /jp/ native. What do you think?

>> No.12758868

>>12758817
>>12758809
My my... So angry another user doesn't know your favorite anime?
>>12758824
Well this is productive.
>>12758833
The hell is mgu?

Today I learned that if you don't know an acronym, people will
A. Lose their shit
B. Accuse you of being part of something you're not
C. Throw a temper tantrum, in addition to shit-flinging.

>> No.12758869

>>12758843
Judging by what kind of monster she is hopefully she would find it endearing

>> No.12758871

>>12758835
Well this is mildly intimidating.

>> No.12758873

>>12758847
Yeah there's a source there allright. Right between the voyeurism and manly desk rant.

>> No.12758875

I am honestly thinking half if not more of the people on 4chan have never even talked to a woman.

I wonder if that is why they have a dom complex, so they can just have an MG come and rape them silly.

>>12758828
I see the holt planet like Iowa, or north Texas or Oklahoma all over the planet with bits of Kansas thrown in.
No really large cities and those that do exists would be spread out over a very large area.
I wonder if Holts would even like automobiles?
Do Holt planet tours involve "see the cow, touch it now'?

>> No.12758878

>>12758868
Today I learned that some people post on 4chan and don't know utterly basic vocabulary that almost all anime based discussion uses frequently. And if you point it out they try and act like their ignorance makes them superior.

>so angry another user doesn't know your favourite anime
You're fucking hilarious though

>> No.12758881

>>12758818
>>12758824
that guys art always disgusts me
it's trash

>> No.12758883

>>12758878
so eh... that dfc thing is basic vocabulary?
I learn a new thing every day.

>> No.12758885

>>12758769
>A different less censored version

God damn it.

I don't want to go back and redo my MGQG thread saving compilation images just to be somewhat better.

Editing all those fucking images then having to edit them into 3 separate collages for image size was annoying.

>> No.12758886

>>12758881
Name literally a single thing wrong with Matsu-sensei's art. It's gorgeous.
If it's just the fetishes involved then you're a pleb, okay, fine.

>> No.12758887

>>12758873
Its Medaka Box
It's totally shit though, don't bother with it

>> No.12758890
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12758890

An evil monster girl has fallen in love with you. She promises to make you the happiest man on Earth if you accept her love.

What will you say?

>> No.12758893

>>12758886
It involves boobs the size of my desk.

>> No.12758894

>>12758883
DFC: Delicious flat chest or disgusting flat chest
MGE: Some rape universe created by a guy named KC that no one likes but fap to his new stuff
MGU : Some lame Website for really weird people who circlejerk to bad art.
DCT : Delicious or dull Cow Tits.
MGC : Monster Girl City
Alp : once a man, now better (depending on who you ask)
MGQG: No idea, some weird site .
.less an artist that does MG stuff, either they love him or hate him
Bob : some futacat, spats ear sex weirdo that everyone loves to hate

I think this should help you newcomers better understand this thread

Did I miss anything?

>> No.12758895

>>12758856
>black sclera and cobra hood

I can imagine how intimidating it would be to serve her.

>Server boy, you forgot to take my credit card~
>Ara, is this your first day on the job? I guess you could say you're... a virgin when it comes to serving?

>> No.12758896

>>12758890
"I'd gladly fug you if you stopped the evil and shit"

>> No.12758898
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>>12758881
Anon, why would you say that?

>> No.12758901

>>12758894
You know, I only needed DFC.

>> No.12758904

>>12758901
The more you know.jpg

>> No.12758906

>>12758896
She chooses to rape you until being raped is the thing that makes you the happiest man on earth.

Didn't think that one through well, what with the whole evil monster part.

>> No.12758907
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>>12758890
I'll accept so we can be evil together.

We'll have so much fun, so very much fun!

>>12758894
>MGQG

Anon, please, that's monster girl quest general, AKA /MGQG/ on /vg/.

>> No.12758910

>>12758881
Translation: He doesn't cater to my fetishes and instead caters to his own so he's obviously trash.

>> No.12758911

>>12758898
Because I've seen cars that take up less space.

>> No.12758913

>>12758890
Run very far and very fast.

Evil a shit.

>> No.12758914

>>12758906
Well, then I spose I'd commit suicide after she abducted me. I mean, if I'm supposedly going to be raped until I die it'd be better just to get it over with.

>> No.12758918
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>>12758835
>You will never shut her up by kissing her right then and there

>> No.12758920

>>12758907
People really play that game?

>> No.12758921

>>12758894
>mgg
>haveing any right to accuse someone in circlejerking

>> No.12758924
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>>12758911
But Matsu-sensei's art is good.
It's good, dammit.

>> No.12758927

>>12758924
Cowtits a shit
SHHHIIIIT

>> No.12758932

>>12758924
It is good. Sadly, any enjoyment I could get out of it is ruined by the blimp boobs.

>> No.12758933

>>12758924
it's decent when not OC shit and tits bigger than the person

>> No.12758938

>>12758881
I'm glad I'm not the only one.

It makes me feel queasy.

>> No.12758939

>>12758921
No one circle jerks here, everyone either posts crappy pics, reaction pics, or they repost the same stuff every thread .
Then half the thread is shitposting and trolling.

Trust me, if you want circle jerking and group hugs you are in the wrong place.

Now how about those sexy fluffy tail MGs?
Who is with me?
Lets go fluffy raiding!

Run up to unsuspecting fluffy tailed MGs and rub/brush them out and run off .

>> No.12758941

>>12758920
>An entire general about everything Monster Girls.
>Been going on for at least a year, probably longer I just don't care enough to remember.
>People actually play a game that has monster girls in it?
Anon please it gets mentioned a lot, maybe not as much as it used to but still its a massive thing.

>> No.12758944
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>>12758927

>> No.12758947

>>12758893
So you're a faggot, good to know

>> No.12758948

>>12758944
Hey hound.

>> No.12758950

>>12758939
Their tail is just hair right?

>> No.12758951

>>12758939
You mean like
>Bring a comb with you out in public
>Run up to any and every fluffy tailed girl you pass on your walk
>Quickly running the comb through their tail once
>Just once
>Before taking off again
It'd be like flipping skirts but with fluffy tails.

>> No.12758952

>>12758947
>You're not interested in my discussing, bizarre fetishes, you must be gay!

>> No.12758954

>>12758941
This thread, or at least the original thread on /a/, started recently. I think roughly early summer of this year? That's just the life of a dedicated thread, at least.

>> No.12758956

>>12758950
Lets go and find out, shall we?

>> No.12758963

>>12758951
Hey, this Anon gets it.
Yes, that!

>> No.12758966

>>12758951
What if you put a lewd spin on it with the way you touched them or something? Then, suddenly, there's a whole crowd of hot and bothered fluffy tails with messed up fur. Who would satisfy them, I wonder?

>> No.12758968

>>12758952
>liking tits is bizarre

must suck having low testosterone.

>> No.12758970

>>12758954
No we've been her since at least mid-2012.

>> No.12758975

>>12758968
As I had stated before, which you apparently forgot on account of you being a goldfish, tits are nice but you can have too much of a good thing.

>> No.12758978

Think about how hot this is.
You are in a crowded railway car MGs everwhere and there is this delicious fluffy tail, and you reach out and start gently brushing it, knowing full well the reaction it is causing her.
if you are lucky she can't move around much and see who is doing it.
Wonder if she would moan out loud in the railway car, or just scream?

>> No.12758979

>>12758966
>>12758963
>"Believe me, girls. Once I run this fine luxury medically-approved bamboo comb through your soft, fluffy hairs..."
>"You'll be hot and bothered and won't know what to do with your vagina for hours."

>> No.12758980

>>12758978
Probably play along and stifle it while she gets off mentally on the scenario.

>> No.12758981

Your picky daughter is refusing to eat her veggies and you've tried to cook then every way under the sun.

How do you get her to eat her fucking vegetables?

>> No.12758982

>>12758970
No, there wasn't a dedicated thread before this year, though.

>> No.12758983

>>12758979
>"You'll be hot and bothered and won't know what to do with your vagina for hours."
That, of course, was a lie. They would know what to do with their vaginas for a few hours. They'd know EXACTLY what to do. It was the unsuspecting males in the area that wouldn't know what was going on. Kukuku, etc.

>> No.12758986

>>12758982
I've been writing for these dedicated threads at least since september 2013.

we've existed for at least a year and a half now.

>> No.12758987

>>12758981
Hypnotherapy, it's super effective on Dormice.

>> No.12758989

>>12758981
eat them, then dick her

>> No.12758992

>>12758987
>Dormouse hypnotherapy
>It's actually just whispering in her ear when she's asleep
>It works every time

>> No.12758998

>>12758981

Nothing a good dose of ye olde Stern Dad Stare won't fix.

>> No.12759004

>>12758981
Make them your only meal for the next few days.
She'll get hungry eventually.

>> No.12759005

>>12758998
What if she's in that rebellious phase where she threatens to rape you through the floor like her Ushi friend taught her?

>> No.12759009

>>12758992
This combined with the cuddle parlor would mean big bucks.
Especially if you made them only want to nap near you.
No way this can backfire!

>> No.12759016

>>12759005
Trick question, I live in the gated mg communities where only the civilized mg's are let in.

>> No.12759021

>>12759016
She'd have to go to school somewhere, Anon. You also wouldn't be a monster that never let her use the internet, would you? She can learn of these things. Hell, it'd probably be in the magazines.

>> No.12759023

>>12759016
Just because you live in an upper-middle class neighborhood doesn't mean she can't make friends some delinquent MGs at school.

Bad influences are everywhere. Especially with TV these days.

>> No.12759025

>>12758975
>Money
>Breasts
>Longevity
>Good Health
>Time
>Breasts
>Good Kamen Rider
>Breasts
These are many things that are good, but you can never have enough of.

>> No.12759026

>>12759005
She's an Oni, so threaten to cut her off from alcohol for the rest of the year. Her mother will back me up on it. I doubt she'd like someone threatening her husband like that, even if it was her own daughter.

>> No.12759027

>>12759021
The monthly issue of RAPE is in, with new tricks or tearing off even the toughest of clothing!

>> No.12759028

>>12759005

> It turns out the Ushi was just trying to act cool and actually doesn't yet know how to THROUGH THE FLOOR someone

>>12759021

I'm now imagining a Hellhound in a school uniform. I hate you.

>> No.12759030

>>12759023
Have you seen those TV shows?

Fucking telling little monsters to rape the shota, how disgusting.

>> No.12759031

What's on your waifu's Christmas list?

>> No.12759032

>>12759025
>Good Kamen Rider
There's a female Kamen Rider?

>> No.12759034

>>12759031
Well, three girls already made it clear what they want.

>> No.12759035
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>>12759025
>Kamen Rider
My brother of african descent.

Keeping things on topic, what monstergirl would enjoy watching Kamen Rider the most?

>> No.12759036

>>12759030
My favorite is Roberta the Rapist.
"Can we rape it?"
"YES WE CAN!"

>> No.12759038
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>>12758920
Yeah, people played it for the monster girls and the plot.

Also one faggot for the gameplay but I mean that guy's crazy.

>> No.12759039

>>12758927
fuck off Sabbath!!!!

>> No.12759040

>>12759021
It's called parenting. I tell her to not hang around shitty people, because they are shitty, and more importantly, explain why. I grew up in Detroit but I don't go around stripping houses and committing arson.

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>>12759032
Actually yes. None of them are the star of the show, but they exist. Pic related is even a slime girl. Technically.
All but three of them are dead though.

>> No.12759042

>>12759040
Yes, good for you. You're missing the point of the post though, which was that living amongst "civilized" people doesn't mean your daughter can't learn of uncivilized things. Parenting prevents her from doing them, but not of knowing they exist.

>> No.12759043

>>12759035
Maybe Lizards and that new kung-fu rat.

I want to shout "It's space time!" when getting proactively dated

>> No.12759044

>>12759025
False.

You can have to much money; money can breed distrust and hatred. Have you every heard of the people who were killed over lottery winnings?

You wouldn't date a girl, a REAL girl, if her breasts took up the entire room.

Immorality is a curse.

See above.

See above.

See second point

If something goes on forever, it becomes shit. Karmen rider is no exception.

See sixth point.

>> No.12759045

>>12759005

She'd know better than making her dad, who's always chill no matter how bad things get, lose his cool. She did it once, probably still hasn't fully recovered from the Empowered Angry Dad Stare

>> No.12759046

>>12759031
-A new hilt for her claymore.

-A dragon claw necklace.

-Some new sandals.

-5th season blu-ray of one of those outdoor survival reality shows.

>> No.12759047

>>12759035
Centaurs because justice
Beetles because Stronger, Kuuga, and Kabuto
Gazers because Nerds.

>> No.12759048

>>12759044
>You wouldn't date a girl, a REAL girl, if her breasts took up the entire room.

of fucking course not, since when were we talking about those?

>> No.12759049

>>12759031
>Dragon

We don't do much for Christmas, but someone needs to help her molt, and it might as well be me.

>> No.12759050

>>12759041
Oh, well I haven't watched that yet, I just started with some suggestions from /v/ after finishing Gaim.

Fourze is so good

>> No.12759053

>>12759042
If she acts like a bitch she'll be punished.

If she continues I'll do what's necessary to curb her behavior, I'm not going to raise a kid like my little sister.

>> No.12759054

>>12759048
Since now.

>> No.12759056

>>12759031

A new collar for her (She's getting a matching one for me)

A big old bone for her to chew on

A Cheshire kitten to chase up a tree

>> No.12759057

>>12759056
>bullying a kitten

Why anon?

>> No.12759058

>>12759056
>A Cheshire kitten to chase up a tree
Nooooo, laska's allready got enough scars!

>> No.12759060

>>12759057

So she'll learn how to use her teleportation abilities. Besides, it's not like she'll be hurt or anything.

>> No.12759062

>>12759053
And you're still missing the point: you're not going to stop her from learning of things no matter what, only doing them, no matter where you live. That's all i was saying.

>>12759057
I imagine the impetus is the same as chasing seagulls, really. By which I mean "why not?"

>> No.12759066

Monster repelling moon ward

consecrated gold dust for her sword

wedding ring approved by her priest


dating a paladin is expensive at times.

>> No.12759067

>>12759031

-New pajamas
-New set of sheets
-New blankets
-A bell for her tail
-Toaster oven
-That expensive kind of hot chocolate mix only sold around this time of the year
Dormice have simple tastes.

>> No.12759068

>>12759066
>Monster repelling moon ward
Those don't work on fox women and nice MG types , Ohh I get it, to avoid the dangerous ones

>> No.12759069

>>12759031
>Significantly less-sadistic manticore
Kleated shoes
Red Wings tickets
Far Cry 4

>> No.12759073
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>>12759031
>Some French nougats straight from Montelimar
>The finest bath salts and mud from the Dead Sea
>The Shed Shredder XL for her cobra
>And a full outdoor security system kit
>Maybe throw in the Jeweled Branch of Horai for good measure

>The last item is a kiss from the young butler who delivers her gifts as Santa for her every year

>> No.12759075

>>12759062
>And you're still missing the point: you're not going to stop her from learning of things no matter what, only doing them, no matter where you live. That's all i was saying.
I fail to see your point, if every time she hands out with this shithead of an ushi-oni, and I work around her with a belt, she'll either stop acting like the ushi or continue talking with said ushi but not following her poor behavior. If she learns that she could be a bad person, but doesn't act like a bad person I won't care.

>> No.12759079

>>12759031
>valerlie
Less paint-stained hoodie
New computer cpu fan
Far Cry 4
Revell b-25j with paint
de-lolification cake
well, maybe I'll hold that last one over her head for a while...

>> No.12759080

>>12759075
>If she learns that she could be a bad person, but doesn't act like a bad person I won't care.
And that's exactly it. She might not be a bad person but she will learn of bad things. The point was that you can't prevent the seeing or hearing of evil no matter what, it had nothing to do with the doing of evil, so to speak. You stretched into something completely different.

>> No.12759081

>>12759031

For my pelvis to heal

A hug and a headpat

>> No.12759085

>>12759080
>The point was that you can't prevent the seeing or hearing of evil no matter what
Yes of course. I was never denying this. Hell it's probably for the best; Heavens knows I was toughened up a bit from my Detroit stay. To have those "mental scars" will prove to be an asset; you don't want to have a panic attack because you've never seen blood before, do you?

>> No.12759087

>>12759081
Sounds like she just appreciates the simple things

>> No.12759088

>>12759047
>Gracie watches Kiva when Anon is away.

>> No.12759090

>>12759081
Well that's an odd combination. Your jinko go into heat or something?

>> No.12759094

>>12759085
>you don't want to have a panic attack because you've never seen blood before, do you?
...No? It's also probably better to introduce them to some ideas in a controlled manner so it looks less attractive too. I once knew a kid who made it to like eleven without figuring out what some people did with alcohol, no telling what he'd do if someone introduced him to it in middle school.

I have to wonder how that'd work with something like an oni. Do they just drink because mommy drinks or is it a more nature than nurture thing?

>> No.12759095

>>12759090

No just a normal full moon for an Ushi.

>> No.12759098

Besides the pastebin and blog, is there other good places to read mg stories?
A long time ago I used to visit MG Unlimited, but recently I've heard people are displeased with this comunity or something like that. Could someone explain that?

>> No.12759100

>>12759094
Nature by nurture. Bit of a tradition thing I'd assume; like the Irish and their bars. The oni's bar is the place where everyone gets together to talk about stuff and things, exchange information and gossip, and bone each other silly once they've had to much to drink.

>> No.12759102

>>12759098
MGU, MGR, I think there are some stories on mge wiki
Some group of people harassed KC with guro mg pics

>> No.12759104

Am I the only one here who wants to see more monsterwomen, not just monstergirls?

>> No.12759105

>>12759098

Between the Blog/Pastebins and MGR you're going to get 99.9% of worthwhile MG content

>> No.12759106

>>12759067
>Toaster Oven

Get that grill skillet thing instead.

A big one so it's easy to make breakfast 3 times a day.

>> No.12759108

>>12759104
You mean like CCs?

>> No.12759109

>>12759104
Yes
Go away

>> No.12759112

>>12759109
Fuck off, got chased out once already

>> No.12759115

Yeah CCs for the win

>> No.12759116

>>12759031
A teleporation storage room, runic tattoos, and some kind of nameplate for armor that reads "Arsenal" or "Armory" on it.

>> No.12759123

Christmas Cake trying to seduce a Butler at the Butler Cafe when?

>> No.12759128

>>12759123
That sounds pretty hot.

>> No.12759129

>>12759104
Old hags a shit
Childhood friends, same age grills are the best

>> No.12759132

>>12759123
Meh, it was done in greentext numerous times already

>> No.12759142

I like my MGs as women, mature, intelligent, classy. even noble.

Probably why I like foxes , dragons and those types

>> No.12759148 [DELETED] 

How Hathor is too much Hathor?
http://i.imgur.com/mYfg770.gif

>> No.12759151

>>12759148
>http://i.imgur.com/mYfg770.gif
Well that's not attractive.

>> No.12759152

>>12759148
I like Leanne Crow

>> No.12759154

>>12759148
>http://i.imgur.com/mYfg770.gif
Egh. Gross.

>> No.12759155

>>12759148
>3DPD

You should know better.

>> No.12759157

>>12759151
It was fine until the shirts came all the way off then gravity got to work and you got to see the sagging large breasts often come with in real life.

>> No.12759161

I asked in /tg/ but this is the next best place considering all the paladin posting. What did Knights have in place of Dog Tags? Say you came across a handful of armoured corpses, what would you do that in today's age is the equivalent to rifling through clothes for identification tags?

>> No.12759165

>>12759148
I wanted to fap to some hentai but your pic killed my boner
Thank you, maybe now I will do something productive
lolnope

>> No.12759169

Was that the fastest ban in the west?

I think it is an even mix of mature and younger MGs in this thread to be honest.

>> No.12759170

>>12759148
You forgot your trip, Hound.

>> No.12759171

>>12759157
Yep. This is a reason why I dislike cowtits.

>> No.12759173

>>12759161
Just stick to the modern setting stories. It's heraldry.

>> No.12759179

>>12759173
You again? Ohh, so you mean their shields and shit? sort of a pain in the ass to haul back some shields for confirmation, right?

>> No.12759182

>>12758066
>I also wrote that Christmas Cake dragon greentext last thread
Can someone link to this? I don't remember a CC Dragon story but I'd love to read it.

>> No.12759183

>>12759161
The dog tag wiki article lists the Chinese in 1850 as the first usage of identification for dead soldiers. It was wooden and worn around the belt. Not exactly good if they caught on fire.

I guess it wasn't common practice back then. Didn't have explosives so bodies being disfigured was less common and they probably cared less back then, too.

>> No.12759184

>>12759157
>>12759171
I bet you monsters don't like Hitomi Tanaka either

>> No.12759192

>>12759179
Remember the Spartan quote?

Come back with your shield or upon it.

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>>12759116
...What girl?

>> No.12759200

>>12759184
Never heard of it.
It's some hentai artist?

>> No.12759201

Will someone agree with me that the KC mg setting is dark as fuck?
I've read the baphomet story on the wiki, and the whole monsterization chapter made me uncomfortable. The girl was entirely stripped of her humanity against her will and became a disgusting being, the love for her brother is worth shit after her transformation. That Lillim was a huge fucking bitch.

Makes me wonder, is there a good paladin fic around?

>> No.12759202

>>12759184
>Hitomi Tanaka
No, I really, really don't.

>> No.12759208

>>12759200
JAV actress. Known for having a rack that would make Hathor proud.

>> No.12759209

>>12759201
No, you're a faggot.

>> No.12759212

>>12758833
>peaceful
>kind
:^)

>> No.12759214

>>12759201
It's widely accepted that mge is terrible in every way other than getting your dick wet.

You'll love it as you're getting pounded right onto a nice steaming pussy, but any other moment of your day is going to suck.

>> No.12759216

>>12759184
She's got weird looking ones. Big, but weird.

Still wouldn't say no though.

>> No.12759221

>>12759201
Yeah it's pretty dark. Realistically, killing all mg's would be the only way to survive.

>> No.12759222

>>12759208
The surprising thing is how huge they are in spite of her not being fat at all

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>>12759201
Sure

You wander the rest of the castle, bursting into rooms, slaughtering the inhabitants, and on to the next room. As you kick down the door to yet another room, you hear a "Waaaagghh!~" and a SLAM! You look into the room, its furniture looked like the room for a small child of sorts, but you did notice one thing was a quivering wardrobe in the corner. It was all rather suspicious.

You've heard that term before. 'Waaagghh', you never wanted to experience that ever again. Not even opening the door, you stab through the wardrobe multiple times, eliciting little girl screams from it as blood leaks out the door. After the 5th stab or so, the small child screaming stops. After the 20th or so stab, you decide to open the door. What was inside was the corpse little kitsune girl, clutching a stuffed bear. She was clutching onto it with a death grip, as if it would protect her. Her blood-soaked fluffy tails pushed up against the wardrobe as her corpse lay there

You found nothing valuable on the body, and you were rather hungry, so you cut the body up into pieces and cooked it on the fire. No one would mind, of course. Its not like they're human or something. That fox meat was rather filling though. Picking your teeth clean, you exit the room.

http://pastebin.com/YRGAHJW4

>> No.12759225

>>12759201
>is there a good paladin fic around?
Good as in JUSTICE? The only ones I'd recommend offhand are Healing Sands and Paladin Reintegration Programme, and neither of those are JUSTICE.

>> No.12759227

>>12759148
hello hound

>> No.12759232

>>12759224
>Huh, this guy wants a good paladin fic
>I got it, let's make the edge factor go through the roof! Yeah, there's a good plan!

>> No.12759233

>>12759224
Now that just doesn't sound fun.

I liked the one were the paladin found an egg and ended up hatching it and raising it as one of his own. I can't remember what it's called, though.

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>>12759197
Human Paladin.

>> No.12759238

>>12759233
It's the one where girl he raised killed the whole village of innocent humans including children?
Remove monsterscum

>> No.12759239

>>12759201
Are you trying to tell me that an RPG setting where in the past demon lords and monsters used to terrorize, murder and genocide humanity is now somehow just as dark (if not darker) when those same demons and monsters are turned into attractive female human forms and want to love and copulate with men is a bad thing?

MGE is a setting that is transforming from a grimdark setting to a utopia. There are growing pains, but it is most certainly not grim dark. MGE is grimbright.

>> No.12759240

>>12759201
Nah, you just have a grimderp boner and / or an unfortunate propensity for overthinking things.

>> No.12759253

What's the best way to keep monsters off your back if you want to be a drifter?

>> No.12759254

>>12759225
Good as "Paladin goes around to kick monster butt, make justice and teach them to act like ladies"

I mean, more like a paladin with no tolerance for the "let's rape everything and create a monster land," but that still manage to harbor simpaty for the human side of the monsters and is not a complete knucledhead.

>> No.12759255

>>12759253
Laying on the ground.

>> No.12759256

>>12759253
Get vasectomy

>> No.12759257

>>12759224
Eeh. Just... Eeh.
>Going through all the effort to Mind break some random insane paladin
Why not just break his legs and feed him to the hellhounds?

>> No.12759263

>>12759256
Nothing some monster mana can't fix.

>> No.12759267

>>12759253
Spray bottle filled with cold water.

>> No.12759270

>>12759253
Become a eunuch.

>> No.12759272

>>12759255
Because works every time
http://pastebin.com/tHAgwtvS

>> No.12759274

>>12759254
Can't think of any offhand. We tend to go full PURIFY EVERYTHING when we bust out the paladins. that or it's a comedy. Generally, anyway.

>>12759233
>>12759238
Does Snow and the Fool ring any bells or were you thinking of a different one?

>> No.12759278

>>12759263
Nope, it can't produce/make something male energy producing or they wouldn't even bother with men

>> No.12759281

>>12759253
bearmace

>> No.12759289

>>12759274
Not the one I was thinking of, but this looks interesting.

>> No.12759290

>>12759278
A vasectomy just snips some seminal vesicles. It can be reversed. Magic can reverse it even easier. You'd need to chop your testes off to get the desired effect. The loss of testosterone would make you susceptible to becoming an alp when you get pumped with monster mana. You can't escape it.

>> No.12759296

I want to become /fit/ as possible, training my body to be incredibly strong, able to snap a person in two using nothing but my own upper arm strength.

I will then wear a Chasity Belt and a thin white t shirt, and become a vigilante of the night. I'll travel around Monster Girl City in the darkness, as I cause trouble for Monster Girls everywhere. Committing theft, stopping rapes, burning down a sex toy shop, stuff to make me considered a wanted man there.

No one cared who I was until I put on the belt.

>> No.12759299

>>12759224
How do you guys feel about a guy like this paired up to be the rapebait of a sadistic dark slime? He can strike her all he wants and get nothing out of it, while she gets off on his incapability to slay the monster before him.

>> No.12759300

Will monsters leave you alone if you ask nicely?

>"I'm sorry Miss Amazon, but I don't think I'm ready for marriage"

>> No.12759305

>>12759300
>asking politely
You would have to do it like a man. Loud, abrasive and confident. Your their prey if they smell weakness.

>> No.12759307

>>12759253
Fuck a woman. I heard that they're repulsed by the stench of a human woman.

>> No.12759309

>>12759290
Then just be infertile. You can get desirable effect by radiation or some other shit

>> No.12759310

>>12759300
>That's ok. You can stay with me until you are.

>> No.12759316

>>12759310
>"But I have dreams!"
>"I want to travel the world and be a top chef!"

>> No.12759317

>>12759253
Tell them you're gay. Worse thing is you begin to attract Alps like a magnet

>> No.12759318

>>12759316
You can be the top chef of her kitchen.

>> No.12759320

>>12759316
Anon your just making her want you more!

>> No.12759322

>>12759310
No, thank you.

>> No.12759325

>>12759316
>"You can practice in the kitchen and I'll be your guinea pig."
>"Food's food."

>> No.12759326

>>12759305
I don't think that'd really apply to an amazon though, would it? About the best you could hope for with that is that they'd think you're an SJW and, as such, undateable.

Okay fine, it works great on amazons.

>> No.12759330

>>12759318
>>12759325
I want to work in a 5 star kitchen and be known as an amazing cooking god!

Not some shitty Amazons garbage kitchen and be a wife!

>> No.12759333

>>12759316
>wants to be a pro chef
>gourmet food for her ever day when she gets home from work

Do you realize how attractive this makes you sound?

>>12759322
>I insist.

>> No.12759335

>>12759274
I'm trying to write a fic with a paladin as the main character. MC is paladin whose family was murdered by monsters in war. Years later, the city is attacked by monsters, paladins achieve victory, but MC meets a little girl that was cursed during the fight and will slowly turn into a monster. Girl is similar to mc dead sister, and he decides to go against his votes (kill corrupted women) and bring her into a journey to find a cure.

Late he will meet a monster girl which will become his love interest, etc. It's the Last of Us, mg edition or something like that.

>> No.12759336

>>12759333
I don't want to be tied down until my late 30's.

Then I can go easy with my cooking and slowly become a teacher, this is my dream life!

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>>12759316
Nice

>> No.12759340

>>12759333

I refuse. Now get out of my way.

>> No.12759344

>>12759326
>M-m-men have rights too! I'm gonna, fight the m-matriarchy and get my own job!

[her sides are rocketed into orbit]

>> No.12759347

>>12759335
I'd read it sporadically. Think it out well.

>>12759344
>[her sides are rocketed into orbit]
>your fedora is blown back by her raucous laughter
>You're married the next day with a kid nine months later
Such is life in MGC?

>> No.12759348

>>12759171
Pussy.

>> No.12759351

>>12759347
If my dreams were taken from me that fast, I'd probably die from shock.

>> No.12759357

>>12759351
No time for shock, boy, there are dishes to be cleaned and women to be sated. Now hurry up before she gets tired of waiting!

But seriously, there are probably worse ways to end up married in MGC, but that's not high on my list.

>> No.12759360

>>12759330
>2014, nigh 15
>Not wanting to cook with freshly killed ingredients in the community kitchen, satisfying both young and old with your delicious cooking

>I seriously hope you HBs don't do this.

>>12759336
>You can teach the children in the village. Men make good school teachers.

>> No.12759361

>>12759333

Would a Amazon want you if you didn't know how to cook? I assume they'd teach you though

>> No.12759363

>>12759357
It would be for me, knowing all my hard work towards my dreams ripped away from me in an instant.

I'd probably kill myself the second I could.

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>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wouldn't want to be a dickthrone for a loving Anubis

>> No.12759366

>>12759351
At least it's not a matango.

>> No.12759369

>>12759336
So the Amazon keeps spilling her spaghetti and comes to your doorstop with fresh killed game she wants you to cook for her.

>> No.12759370 [DELETED] 

I thought we lost the edgelords in the move from /a/.

Oh well. There goes the neighborhood.

>> No.12759372

>>12759361
>I assume they'd teach you though
Probably not, actually. You'd end up with the gaggle of OTHER amazon husbands and they'd teach you how to cook, clucking about how a man should know how to do such things, and it's a shame your father never taught you and what not.

Dear god, it's terrible.

>>12759366
There's always that. It's good to know the shitchain has a solid bottom.

>> No.12759373

>>12759365
Sorry. I'd rather be respected than enslaved.

>> No.12759375

>>12759365
Would rather be a Pharaoh's dick throne.

>> No.12759376

>>12759370
What are you talking about?

>> No.12759377

>>12759360
Working in a community kitchen isn't what I want.

I want to work in France and impress the whole nation with my cooking, or working in Japan and mastering their sushi skills.

Cooking for Amazons just wouldn't satisfy me after that.

>> No.12759378

>>12759361
Depends. I imagine some would find your inability to cook a moe trait, along with clumsiness.

>>12759372
That.

I'd hang out with my fellow amazoness bros and gossip about our wives all day.

>> No.12759379

>>12759344
>>12759347
>Implying this isn't the part where the Lizard Girl appears and unsheathes her Katana, slicing down those amazon bitches objectifying men and saying "pssht, nothin personnel... kid." as she greets you with a tip of her bonnet and "M'Lord" and sweeps you off your feet with her class

>> No.12759380

>>12759379
>...And then she woke up.

>> No.12759383

>>12759379
Is lizardman the anthitesis of amazon then?

>> No.12759385

>>12759377
But what about making food with love for your village

>> No.12759388

>>12759383
Only the bonnet tipping ones in the way he described, but in a way, yes. amazons want a house husband, lizardmen want a warrior. One has to wonder who would be the wife in the latter relationship since neither would be much good at keeping house, but...

>> No.12759389

>>12759383
They're "nice girls" which means they support men's rights superficially and secretly hope they'll score with some SJW dick.

>> No.12759391

>>12759344
>"So one day, it was a Sunday I might add, pitch black outside since it was night-time; perfect time to hunt for a mate, am I right> Succubus know what I'm talking about. I've been hunting this one guy. Small, looks perfect for working in the kitchen, by the fallen gods, his ass would look great in a naked apron. Best invention I might add."
>Laughter
>"What? All you fidgiting girls in the front here trying to hide their blush saying 'T-That would look indecent on m-m-master!'. GET AN APRON AND SLAP IT ON 'EM. You'll be so went they'll have to call the plumber to your house for flooding."
>More laughter
>"So I'm trailing this guy, who begins to pick up his pace because he can feel me, he can feel the fact that someone's going to flip him upside down and break that fine pelvis of his. He breaks into a run, like a full blown run, I have never seen anyone run with such speed since that one time I saw someone get hunted by a Hellhound."
>"So he breaks into a run, and he keeps on running. he's leaping over roots, ducking under branches; this kid was an Action Movie star. i thought I was on the set of Predator."
>"But then he stops. This kid, who was out of breath, breathing hard, just stops. He turns to look at me, who was right behind him the whole time. He looks at me, his eyes staring into mine, and he says the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life."
>"I'm sorry Miss Amazon, but I don't think I'm ready for marriage."
>The room erupts into laughter
>"A-A-And i looked at him right in the eye. I was baffled. So I said to him;"
>"What?"
>"He said: M-Men have rights too!"
>Everyone's rolling in their seats, dying of laughter

>> No.12759392

>>12759389
Worst OC to come from these threads.

>> No.12759395

>>12759385
After cooking for high classed people in a different nation only to go to cook for some savages who will just wolf it all down then go rape their husbands.

It just wouldn't fell right, ya know?

>> No.12759396

>>12759363

I wonder how many men captured by Amazons have committed suicide.

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>>12759380

>> No.12759399

>>12759396
More than you think, but less than you hope.

>> No.12759404

>>12759392
>How dare you make a joke involving my favorite waifu!

>> No.12759406

>>12759395
Feel*

>> No.12759408

>>12759396
Why would they? There are plenty of worse fates. I imagine most of them would have settled into the domestic life. It's peaceful at least.

>> No.12759411

AMAZON A SHIT!!!

>> No.12759412

>>12759391
>So what happened next?

>> No.12759413

>>12759391
Come on, I just don't want to be married off to an amazon so young.

I'd rather get hitched when I'm about 40 or so.

>> No.12759415

>>12759392
Agreed.

>> No.12759416

>>12759408
>Why would they?
Muh freedoms? This is made all the worse if they were kidnapped or drugged in some way or another.

>> No.12759417

>>12759411
Jeez, what took you?

I was enjoying talking about my waifu for far too long.

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>>12759413
That's just how some monster do, man.

>>12759416
It's still a pretty nice life compared to getting imprisoned in an ushi-oni's rape cave, or chained in a dark elf's dungeon. Not to mention they actually love you and don't want to see you hurt.

>> No.12759422

>>12759411
Amazons a love.

>> No.12759424

>>12759417
My thread experience doesnt revolve around your shit wife.

>> No.12759425

>>12759397
>a salamander backing down from a potential fight
>ever

>> No.12759426

I thought of the story as being also inclusive to females. They just get turned into monsters. The zombie the guy wound up with is also from his same town, one of his neighbors.

Also only the zombies lose their memories. If you get brought back as a ghoul or ghost or skeleton or whatever you are still pretty much you, only now you live forever and don't have to eat or sleep.

>> No.12759427

>>12759421
But anon, I want to live a full life following my dreams, and when I'm done with it all, then I will get married.

>> No.12759428

>>12759422
Looks like we'll have to put you down. Fucking Amazon must have clubbed him too hard, pity.

>> No.12759429

>>12759421
Yeah, MGE monsters can do worse, but if you don't want to be there? Still bad, even with a loving captor.

>>12759426
>only now you live forever and don't have to eat or sleep.
And also you're a girl and think you've always been a girl and have a strong hankering for the dick and/or some brains. You've also gotta be pretty dumb at the lower levels.

>> No.12759430

>>12759424
Feel free to talk about something else instead of whining about it.

>> No.12759431

>>12759428
Take him out back and do it.

>> No.12759433

>>12757429
>>12759426
oops forgot the link

>> No.12759435

>>12759073
>You will never make an ignoble, impoverished Pharaoh girl feel like a woman of royalty, like her ancestors once were
>You will never marry her as her husband, but insist on being "her everlasting servant" at the same time

>> No.12759436

>>12759431
I'll make it quick.

>> No.12759442 [DELETED] 

>>12759430
Nah, since you brought her up, I'd rather put her back in her place with the shit monstergirls where she belongs.

>> No.12759444

>>12759428
Are you saying you don't want an Amazoness to gentle pick you up and carry you over to the bed wile calling you her handsome little boy? Or you don't want to have her come home to a warm clean home with a dinner made with love? That you don't want to play with the children of the village as your wife looks on an smiles, reminding the kids not to be too rough with you?

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All this cooking talk reminded me of mgqg (or maybe it was here) writing a short green text story about a MGE based Royal Chef getting kidnapped by Oni's and going full OCD on them for eating his ingredients improperly.

They weren't edumucated good so he had to yell at them and point to get them to understand but in the end he blew a few hoursand cooked up food so good that it subdued them all in food based pleasure "comas".

Then he and his caravan escape, Chef Anon always on the run from a group of monster girls obsessed with finding him.

>> No.12759447

>>12759391
>>12759412
>>12759413
>"I couldn't believe what I just heard. This was the single most amazing thing I've ever heard since the sound of my mom making dinner for the tribe."
>"So I looked at him, right in the face, trying my hardest not to laugh. i couldn't think of what to say! But my mind spoke what everyone is thinking."
>"WHAT!?"
>"he was scared. I've never seen someone so scared in my life. I swear I was next to a waterfall because I felt damp. But he looked at me, through his trembling body, and said:"
>"W-Well I just think that men and Mamono should have equal rights! And as such, y-you should be more gentle!"
>"This kid was precious. He was a kid with dreams. He wanted to be a chef. Can't you believe that? a full blown professional chef."
>The crowd claps
>"So I'm sitting on the edge of my bed with him after ploughing his pelvis for three nights."
>Laughter
>"And he says to me: Y-You broke my dreams!"
>"And I turn to look at him, his pelvis glowing red like it had radiation on it, and said;"
>"No, I broke your pelvis."
>"So he cries. Oh shut up you Kikimora's in the front. Bunch of Subway sandwiches the lot of you. And he begins to mutter how he will never be a chef."
>"Well what the fuck are you talking about!? There's a kitchen right there, and a apron with your name on it! You're now a chef, congratulations!"
>"But I won't be a professional chef, he says. This kid is crying up a storm. I swear some of you heard it."
>"But he was right. He may be a chef, but not a professional chef."
>"So I bought him one of those chef hats. Boom, instant professional chef. It's like ramen noodles."
>More laughter, followed by a round of applause

>> No.12759448

>>12759444
I'd rather be the village cook without a wife.

Always talking about how if I got married, the food they ate wouldn't be as good so they better leave me alone.

>> No.12759449

>>12759447
I kekked. Silly chef guy.

>> No.12759452

>>12759447
Yeah, that would be the reason I'd claw out my throat.

I can't live without my dream.
Please continue

>> No.12759457

>>12759449
Hey come on, you have to have a dream too, right?

Why should an amazon have the right to steal that away from me?

>> No.12759458

>>12759444
I'm saying when the call comes for amazon genocide, I'll be among the first to answer.

>> No.12759463

Is KC aware of any of the fan stuff that's been written about his setting?

I wonder how he'd feel about people getting so into it.

>> No.12759465

>>12759391
>>12759447
Wow, seriously, fuck you.

>> No.12759466

>>12759317
Or they're fundamentalists who believe in conversion therapy. The Christian version of that is so terrible I shudder at the monster version.

>> No.12759467

>>12759447
>Bunch of Subway sandwiches the lot of you

I don't understand this reference

>> No.12759469

>>12759458
Why so you hate women who just want a cute husband to cuddle with and help with the household chores?

>> No.12759470

>>12759469
Don't talk to him Anon. Notice how I didn't reply to his other post.

>> No.12759473

>>12759467
When you go to subway, you get yourself a sub. When you order a lot, it's called subs.
It's a joke since Kikomora are subs

>> No.12759474

>>12759435
daw.

>> No.12759476

>>12759473
Oh. I thought it involved being sandwiched or something

>> No.12759480

>>12759463
Baphomet complex, Fallen Maidens and that sandworm doujin and upcoming wonderland one are all fanworks. He also know about art made b artists who frequent these threads. http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/

>> No.12759485

>>12759480
Wow, lot of art from folks who popup in the threads here.

Kinda wierd.

>> No.12759486

>>12759480
>Fallen Maidens
>Fanworks
really? I can ignore the nastier parts of that shit as much as I ignore KC's other bullshit?

>> No.12759487

>>12759480
I'm sort of wondering what he would think about all these modern SoL stories, or the typical greentext written around here. I think it would seem crude, even to him.

>> No.12759489

>>12759469
Because they don't want a husband, they want a slave.

>>12759470
Fuck you too buddy.

>> No.12759494

>>12759487
Unless he knows someone that understands English enough to tell them what they're all about, I doubt it.

>> No.12759495

>>12759457
We're just playing with you anon. There are plenty of other MGs out there who might be cool with it.

Although world traveling amazoness is an interesting idea to me.

>> No.12759496

>>12759486

I am 90% certain he meant to say Fallen Brides which is essentially KC approved fanworks just like the upcoming wonderland book and Baphomet Complex

>> No.12759497

>>12759487

>White Piggu go home!

>> No.12759498

>>12759494
I know it would never happen. I'm just wondering how he would feel about it. We've had some pretty detailed fantasies extracted just from a page or two of a profile.

>> No.12759501

>>12759498
Personally, I would be flattered and sort of weirded out.

>> No.12759502

>>12759485

It's well known that either LDR or ELH or both have contacts that talk directly to KC. Plus the fact KC himself often checks the relevant tags on pixiv

>> No.12759505

>>12759498
I wonder what he'd think of RSanon or Moose.

>> No.12759507

I want to brush a kitsunes tail while singing her to sleep before fucking her older sister in the next room

>> No.12759508

>>12759497
If that were the case I doubt his stuff would come to the west.

>> No.12759509

>>12759505
>"Wow. This is even more convoluted and drawn out than my own shit."

>> No.12759510

>>12759498
Probably a mixed bag, he would probably enjoy some of the more upbeat stories but would disapprove of the ones that have any sort of stories that end in mindbreak/death.

He has been adamant about the "no bad ends" kinda thing.

>>12759502
That's news to me (although I did just learn that ELH is on MGR)

>> No.12759511

>>12759507
So you're babysitting a little kid and banging her teen sister? Good man!

>> No.12759512

>>12758894
You forgot about FCT.

>> No.12759515

>>12759510

Another fun fact: Exet_mos is on MGR and often has private chats with the people there to get the translations right. He's KC's english speaking intermediary. Not enough to go translating novels, mind you, but enough to get the correct point across.

>> No.12759516

>>12759508
Well, after MGU went full retard I imagine that he was a bit sour towards Western fans.

Things may be better now but I don't know for sure.

>> No.12759517

>>12759507

I can get behind this, iykwim.

>> No.12759520

>>12759515
I knew someone was an intermediary but who is Exet_mos and what have they done?

>> No.12759526

>>12759452
I don't want to spam the thread, so one more
>"So, I'm talking to my husband one day. he doesn't want to be named that because he says 'he isn't married' to me or something. You Ushi Oni's know what I'm talking about. And he asks me; You eat all my cooking. How do I know I'm improving to become a top chef?"
>"Personally, his food is phenomenal. But I eat anything so he doesn't take my word for it. So I say; OK, make a full course meal."
>"And he does. The determination in his eyes combined with his butt made me wetter than a Mermaid in water. That flooding yesterday? You thought it was a Ryu throwing a hissy fit?" She points at herself
>Laughter
>"So while he's doing that, I called over some of my friends. Nice people; bunch of sluts though. Yes, I must pander to the Kikimora here. All this lewdness is roasting their brain with lewd thoughts, am I right? I bet they've never seen a dick before!"
>More laughter
>"So my friends arrive, to the dismay of my wonderful husband who screamed when an Ushi Oni, a Succubus, and a Dark Elf enter the scene. Oh his face, it was just SO FUCKING CUTE!"
>'But he continues to cook, and eventually finishes. Oh man, the food was just, muah! Ripe, hot, and delicious. The meat was tender, but not overcooked. A little bit on the salty side though, that's what the general consensus was, but it was fucking delicious!"
>"Oh, and the food was fine, I guess."
>The crowd erupts into laughter and clapping
>"Thank you guys, you're all great!"

>> No.12759528

>>12759487
Someone on MGR actually did once ask him what he thought of modern stories.

He likes them. He likes anything done with his girls as long as it's not shit like grimderp NTR and crap.

Also, afore mentioned Wonderland book >>12759480
is supposed to have some modern-set stories too.

>> No.12759533

>>12759520
If I recall right, Exet_mos is a writer who has done some MGE Stories, and is a close friend of KCs.

KC even drew his OC for him..

>> No.12759534

>>12759507
A role model for us all.

>> No.12759535

>>12759526
This was amusing. Thank you.

>> No.12759537

>>12759526
>Amazonian standup
Huh, didn't see that coming

>> No.12759539

>>12759526
>The crowd erupts into laughter and clapping

so are these american MGs or what

>> No.12759540

>>12759526
Amazon humor is terrible.

>> No.12759541

>>12759533
and now I know.

And knowing is half the battle.

Hail Hydra!

>> No.12759542

>>12759539
It was a round of applause since it was the end

>> No.12759543

>>12759516
Why MGU is retarded? I still don't understand. Just heard about some people drawing guro, and that was it, how the hell this makes MGU retarded?

>> No.12759544

>>12759511
>>12759517
>>12759534
You wanna know the real kicker?
Their mom and I have a special payment plan worked out for the babysitting

>> No.12759545

>>12759526
you should save this.

>> No.12759549

>>12759526
>amazon ripping on Kikimora

You looking for a fight?

>> No.12759552

>>12759543
That was just one guy in photoshop.

No, what makes MGU retarded is how its administration is blithely ignorant of how the world works by and large.

What makes it retarded is how its userbase is, how do I put this? Take any given moment when /mgt/ goes full retard, and spends an hour or two doing nothing but arguing bullshit semantics and "You a shit!" "No, you a shit!".
Now multiply that awfulness by 5, and have it happen at least 3 times daily. That's MGU at it's height.

>> No.12759554 [DELETED] 

>>12759543
Others can tell the tale better than I can but it sounds like a combination of failing at apologies and telling KC that their views about the order and guro was better then his.

>> No.12759557

>>12759545
It's shit.

>> No.12759558

>>12759549
This was a thrill of the moment and I couldn't think of any other MGs at the time. i apologize fully for my actions in regarding Kikimora in such a fashion, and do not have any sort of hate for Kikimora whatsoever nor do i wish to have a fight
I again and sorry if I may have offended you in any way, and did not mean to do so.

>> No.12759560

>>12759545
whatever happened to hoarderanon?

>> No.12759561

>>12759389

>Why do men like kitsune so much anyway? They're just big, dumb animals. I hope those faggots enjoy being single dads when the doggies leave them!

>We lizardmen are MUCH better! We'd never do that! Lizard pride world wide!

>> No.12759562

>>12759552
To be fair getting any of us retards under any registered system is a bad idea. It's better for us to have the anonymous system.

>> No.12759566

>>12759545
http://pastebin.com/gTcZiHyi

>> No.12759567 [DELETED] 

>>12759561
You evah notice how Jackal and Hyena girls rape their men like this while holostrous and weresheep men rape their men like this?
*stand up ends as audience fucks their male dates*

>> No.12759568

>>12759562
Fair enough. Such a thought is why I agree with the guys arguing against name/trip-fagging for anything other than content updates.

>> No.12759569

>>12759552
This guy has it.

The Fallen Maiden's thread was one specific instance that I remember was pretty bad.

I think they lost a translator or two in there because folks couldn't keep their shit together.

I also noticed a whole lot of Furry avatars there, whether that was coincidence or not I will never know.

>> No.12759570

>>12759539
The person they're clapping for is right in front of them, this isn't movie theater AMURRICA clapping here. It's fine for stage performances pretty much anywhere.

>> No.12759572

>>12759566
good man. thank you.

>> No.12759578

>>12759566
should've fixed the typos

>> No.12759579

You evah notice how Jackal and Hyena girls rape their men like this while holostrous and weresheep rape their men like this?
*stand up ends as audience fucks their male dates*

>> No.12759581

>>12759552

It wasn't just one guy in PS but an administration-backed (MUH FREE SPEECH) attack on KC and the MGE setting. They were also the epitome of edgy to the point where they constantly write gary stus massacring MGs

>> No.12759583

>>12759578
It's always after I do things that I realize there was a mistake

>> No.12759584

>>12759581
Put yourself in the shoes of an edgefag, it's pretty hard to take your demon energy being turned into MAMANO

>> No.12759585

>>12759583
Welcome to my world

>> No.12759588

>>12759552
>>12759554
So, they said his setting was shit/simplistic, that monster girls are, or can be evil/wrong, something like that?

I used to visit the forum to read the rewrite of MGQ, but from what I remember most of the other fics were pretty bad, or had some shounen-ish selfinsert protags.

>> No.12759590

>>12759579
>[furious clapping]
>[moans of anguished men]

>> No.12759591

>>12759583
I know how that feels.

>> No.12759593

>>12759581
No, I meant the guro thing was one guy in photoshop.

What do you think I meant by "its administration doesn't know how the world works by and large"? I was referring, pretty much to that MUH FREE SPEECH attack.

I remember reading the first draft they posted. I was laughing for hours at it. I couldn't believe they actually thought of it as a fucking olive branch.

>> No.12759594
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12759594

So, who is up for some CYOA?
Waited till things seemed to get quieter, not sure why things have been busier later recently.

>> No.12759596

>>12759594
YEAH, let's get this party started!

>> No.12759597

>>12759594

I've been wondering - have I missed the loli ushi?

>> No.12759598

>>12759569
I find that odd. Whenever I see MGfaggots and furries sharing the same space for very long, they go at each other's throats very quickly.

>> No.12759599

>>12759594
That image. Is it Mimita's time now?

>> No.12759601

>>12759594
I could use something to distract me from my lack of ideas, so sure!

>> No.12759602

>>12759594
AWWWWWW YIS.

>> No.12759603

>>12759588


>>12759581 has it right. I deleted mine because >>12759552 posted a better explenation than me.

The stories were also pretty hit or miss.
You either got EDGY, bad shonen, or just plain bad.

Hell I remember one guy who straight up ripped Morrigan from Darkstalkers as a character for his story because, and I quote, he didn't want to create one.

>> No.12759604

>>12759583
you could always delete that post and create a new pastebin

not really a big deal though

>> No.12759605

>>12759594
>dat qt
you really are the mousey molestor. never change. we love you.
>So, who is up for some CYOA?
THIS MUTHERFUCKER IS
LET'S GO

>> No.12759606

>>12759597
Nope, still figuring out what to do with it.

>>12759599
Nah, just wanted more mouse girl in the thread.

>> No.12759610

>>12759598
I don't think there was ever a time when that site wasn't at their own throats.

>>12759594
YEEEEESS

>> No.12759611

>>12759558
I hate kikis so this personally made me very happy

>> No.12759634

>>12758525
>But seriously though, Kejourou a qt

Hell yeah.

>> No.12759640

>>12759634
Still hoping someday to get drawfaggotry of a Kejourou Bayonetta 1, and Apophis Bayonetta 2.

>> No.12759641

Lets get started!
http://pastebin.com/1i7P30RA For those that need to catch up.


You wake up to the sound of the temple's gong, dark blackness still surrounding you. The gong sounds repeatedly, signaling an emergency and waking the solid mass wrapped around you. Toriza jumps to her feet and turns on the lamp so you can see, just as the sound of clattering and mayhem spread towards your room. You have only time to get up before the cause of alarm becomes obvious.
Through the wooden door bursts a group of four were-rabbits clad in light metal armor wielding spears, charging right for the two of you. Toriza heard them coming and breaks the spears aimed at only you before kicking them all down with a wide kick to the head, knocking the first two out but leaving the other two conscious. You move quick and trip one up when she attempts to get up, taking the helmet off before slamming her head into the wood floor with a flip to disable her as well. By that time Toriza strikes the other back out into the hallway, the were-rabbit collapsing from the shock of a few broken ribs.
Toriza hesitates, listening before looking at you with worry.
"Battle everywhere. Don't know where go first." She frowns.
(continued)

>> No.12759642

>>12759641

You don't get to decide just yet, as she sees something from next door. She charges with a roar and you hear the sound of metal being bent, spears snapping. You grab the lamp and move out to see what it going on, seeing three more were-rabbits defeated and a tied up female student. The rabbits were trying to take her. You check the room and see a male student. He's dead, stabbed to death with the spears.
"Where do we go?" Toriza asks, too many options for her to pick. If she were alone she's merely charge at the nearest threat till they were all gone.
She's obviously worried about the children, but there are other problems. They'll be trying to free the mantis for sure. Mimita may not have awoken, and may be in trouble. The students are in danger as well, and you have no idea if anyone is trying to get at Himizu.

Whatdo master anon?

>> No.12759645

>>12759640
That would be nice.

>> No.12759646
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12759646

Everyone defend Nyanon!

Wolf brigade deploy!

>> No.12759647

>>12759611
>Hates Kikis

Don't you have some vore unbirth to be fapping to in /mgqg/ you freak?

>> No.12759651

>>12759642
Regroup with the others.

>> No.12759655

>>12759641
>>12759642
Whoa shit, we're just going right into it
Split up. Wait, don't split up. Splitting up is bad. But then we cover more ground with splitting up
Toriza goes to find the kids to ease her mind and lead them to safety. Meanwhile, we go check if Himizu is OK. If she is, then we search for Mimita. We need to regroup and converge on the prisoner. It's obvious they came for her

>> No.12759659

>>12759655
If you do this, go for Mimita first. She sleeps like a log. If you go for Himizu first they'll probably have taken her in her sleep.

>> No.12759663

>>12759659
But if we go for Mimita first, there's a chance they'll get Himizu and use her as a bargaining chip for the prisoner

>> No.12759664

>>12759642
Woah, that shit really hit the fan, didn't it?
Tell Toriza to go make sure her kids are safe, she can obviously handle herself.

Meanwhile, I think it's best we go make sure that Mimita is okay, and then regroup with her to find Himizu too. After that, priority Mantis.

>> No.12759667

>>12759663
I'm more afraid of an NTR route honestly...

>> No.12759669

>>12759667
Oh don't be a downer, that won't happen. We'll go for Mimita first then. Power in numbers

>> No.12759670

>>12759655
>>12759664
Fuck the Mantis, we should try to save the rest of the people at the temple. One enemy prisoner isn't worth the price in lives it'd take to keep her.

>> No.12759674

>>12759670
We could use her to bargain the lives of the temple, since they're making such a fuss about getting her back.

>> No.12759676

>>12759674
Or she could be irrelevant and this attack was planned regardless of her.

>> No.12759680

>>12759676
So they made a full scale assault because they could? Isn't that not only a waste of man power, but a waste of time and effort?
I say the Mantis has information they don't want leaked out. Unless this is a test of force

>> No.12759682

>>12759676
This. And if they did a surprise attack I don't think they'd be in the mood for talking and negotiation.

>> No.12759683

>>12759642
Go check the safety of the children.
Tell Toriza to get Mimita and see if Himizu needs any help together.

>> No.12759686

>>12759670
Yeah I agree.
Check on Mimita, regroup with her to find Himizu, begin clearing the temple and helping the others, with securing the Mantis being a lower priority than ensuring everyone is safely able to defend themselves.

>> No.12759697

>>12759642
>You check the room and see a male student. He's dead, stabbed to death with the spears.
W-what? Is this kind of like Moose's setting, where monsters are perfectly willing to kill, or does the warlord's harem extend to his ENTIRE ARMY?

>the alarm gong is sounding
Even Mimita couldn't sleep through that, right? Right?
...
Tell Toriza to round up as many students as she can and have them group somewhere safe. Then find mimita and himizu. I very much doubt himizu has the guts to keep it together in this situation so make sure either you or mimita are nearby to prevent her from panicking. We can decide what to do next then.

Also be sure to either restrain or kill the enemy soldiers. (nearly wrote "restrain" as "retrain," heh)

Tell the girls to be wary of Silk. Don't let them turn their backs to her.

>> No.12759698

>>12759663
I think Himizu can handle herself in a fight.

>> No.12759705

>>12759698
I guess so. So the general consensus is:
Have Toriza and you split up, her checking on the children and leadin them to safety. meanwhile, you go and join up with Mimita, and then group up with Himizu to defend.
Correct?

>> No.12759715

>>12759642

You tell Toriza to go and make sure that the children are safe, you're going for Mimita. She sleeps like a log, and the temple needs her skills now. Toriza nods to agree to your plan, patting your head for good luck before running of into the dark. You hear the cries of more were-rabbits in that direction, before the yell of an oni.
You run down the hall yourself, happy when the moonlight helps to light things a bit. You're forced to levitate the lamp as a group of rabbits steps out in front of you with another female student, struggling in her binds. You steal away one of their spears and trip one of the free ones, kicking their helmet off before catching it on the end and swinging it under just before she hits the ground. The other two drop their captive, but before they can brandish their weapons they fall before your fallen spear as you stab at the weak points in their armor. You take a moment to untie the student and instruct her to follow you, before you start running down the long hall.
As you do, a shadow appears just outside the slotted wooden window. You turn to look at it, black wings and glowing blue eyes staring back at you.
"Found you." It grins. Instinct tells you to duck, so you do so just before some sort of blade flies through the wood and hits the wall beside where your neck was. Checking it, you find that it's some sort of saw-like chakram. It dislodges and flies back out the window, but you're forced to run ahead as kunai rain in and hit the wooden floor. The student behind you isn't being targeted, and the chakram comes flying back for you from behind. You dodge it from the slight sound it makes, the wide blade curving unnaturally in front to swing back at you. Another duck and leap and you're away from the slotted windows, chakram flying out of the window again. Whoever it was has stopped their attack, for now.
(continued)

>> No.12759716

>>12759646
Maid Squad Wan

Taking a bite out of crime.

>> No.12759718

>>12759715

With the assault finished you rush for Mimita's room and check inside, seeing nobody there. They have her, but they can't be far. The studen behind you calls for your attention, pointing down at the other end of the hall. You head out to check, but you can't see in the dark. Must be why they picked were-rabbbits for this.
You rush down the hall and are soon greeted by another group of rabbits and a red oni, the muscled woman taller than you holding onto the sleeping rat. The student gets ready, and you throw the spear at the oni's leg to stop her from fleeing. It takes a momentary mid-air adjustment with your focus, but you hit the back of her leg before they notice you. In the confusion you trip them all up, one after the other before rushing in. You're glad to have a striking dragon student with you, the 'clang' of helmets being struck repeatedly letting you get to Mimita and the oni. As you do, white flame lights up the whole hall as an annoyed looking rat glares down at the oni. The fall must have woken her up. She rushed forward as the oni is getting ready to fight, grabbing her head with her legs before spinning around and snapping the neck. With the opponent down, she looks at you.
"Is Himizu safe?!" She asks, getting a hold of the situation already.
"She's next, come on!" You urge her, Mimita nodding and leading the way as the female student finishes with the three rabbits and follows.
On the way you free and save more students and tell Mimita where Toriza is, but pause when you see what is in front of Himizu's door.
A group of five red oni and the green ogre, who stands a whole twelve feet tall. They're not trying to open the doors of the ryu's room though. They're guarding it.

Whatdo master anon?


To the guy who asked, whole army is harem.

>> No.12759725

>>12759718
>Whole Army is Harem
And this might just be me, but I'm willing to bet that would've been the fate of any girls kidnapped too? Thus the killing the guys.

Anyway, clearly some shit is going on in there and we've got to get in. Definitely not a group to be messed with though. How many students do we have with us now?

>> No.12759727

>>12759718
We can't take 'em. We're outnumbered, outgunned. We've got to find another way in.

>> No.12759730

>>12759725
I'll say eight.

>> No.12759734

>>12759730
>Eight
Oh. Well it's time for cannon fodder. Two for each Oni. Mimita and us will take the fifth

>> No.12759736

>>12759718
>five red oni and the green ogre
>plus whatever else is inside

That's a tough fight. Maybe look around for a few more students. Don't take too long, though. Hopefully Toriza makes it in time for the fight.

>> No.12759739

>>12759730
So that's ten of us altogether.

If it was just the Onis I'd say we could take 'em, but with that Ogre there too I'm less confident.

Perhaps a more prudent course than just a straight attack would be to use Serene Ryu techniques to first try and peek into Himizu's room again, see just how dire things might be, and then following that, use it to create some distractions while the others get into position for a surprise attack. Could work...

>> No.12759759

>>12759718
>whole army is harem
Jesus Fucking Christ this guy has been full incubus for a fair while. Let's hope that we and our waifu are worthy foes by the time we face him.

Try getting out through a window, getting onto the roof and finding another window into himizu's room.

Tell mimita about Silk! Say that she has been turned! Also warn her that the mantis is likely to be free by now!

>> No.12759762

>>12759759
>Say that she has been turned!
No. We don't know that for sure yet.

>> No.12759770

Think, they could be doing nasty things to that little Ryuu.
like tickling her.

>> No.12759772

>>12759762
Maybe not, but the fact that she was imprisoned by them for a fair while, and with the increasing evidence that all captured women are to become Haremettes, it seems to be the case every more likely.

>> No.12759773

>>12759718

You can't take that head on, but can't just leave Himizu alone in that room without knowing what is going on. You request that they guard you while you try and check, it'll take all your focus to look into the room from a distance.
"Don't take too long trying!" Mimita urges you.
You close your eyes and focus as hard as you can, finding the hole in the wards she put up, looking into the room as you strain yourself. The image comes in clear for a few seconds, and Himizu is sleeping soundly in her room. Nothing is happening inside. Your focus can't take the strain so you come back out of it, almost getting a headache from the effort.
"She's safe, we'll come back later!" You tell Mimita.
The rat is uneasy but nods, you and the group heading towards the other rooms of the temples to save more students. Before long you catch up to the main battle by the main dorms, oni and were-rabbits still fighting. You and Mimita charge into the fray, not holding back as you try and save as many of your fellow fights as you can and reduce the enemy's force.
As you fight, you hear a mighty roar and a crashing sound. With the dim light you see a crack in the wall just outside, and through the window see Toriza there. She's a bit cut up, but is fighting the forces that are still outside while dodging whatever is sending the flying blades around her. Only half the hundred strong force has been taken care of by your count, but you're missing a quarter of the students counting those men who were killed. The rest must be getting dragged outside to be taken away. You still don't know the status of the mantis, but they'd need a serene ryu to open that cage's lock. Your force now is about fifty, more than enough to multitask. Who do you help out yourself though?

Whatdo master anon?

>> No.12759774

>>12759718
>>12759730
>>12759759
We have eight students with us? Dammit. Not enough that I want to take on five onis and an ogre, but that seems a bit many to take roof hopping with us. Screw it, lets do it anyway. But be on the lookout for hostiles!

>>12759762
Who the hell else was using that chakram no justsu ealier, then? I doubt it was the mantis.

>> No.12759780

>>12759773
Stick with Mimita, make our way to Toriza to regroup and move as a trio. Keep about 10-15 other students with our group.

Maybe try to see about helping any students that've already been dragged out?

>> No.12759782

>>12759773
Regroup with Toriza to fill up the party. Then we divide and conquer. Half drive away the attacking force while the other protect and save and that are fighting/wounded.

>> No.12759783

>>12759780
This. Stick together with a small force to rescue Himizu, get the rest to fight outside and try to rescue any captured students.

>> No.12759785

>>12759774
Whoops, too late.
>>12759773
Ask mimita if she knows anyone who wields chakrams, then tell her to find the chakram user and end her. Then team up with toriza.

>> No.12759789

>>12759785
>then tell her to find the chakram user and end her
...Because there's only one person in the world that can use chakrams?

Come on, at a place like this there's bound to be a few who use it. Besides, we can't be certain the one who attacked you was Silk. Sure, whoever it was was looking for you, but it could have been one of the bicorn's subordinates she charged with killing you for humiliating her last battle. I agree she probably is a traitor, but don't be so hasty. You might regret it.

>> No.12759795

>>12759785
>>12759789
okay, i take it back. nyanon, don't have masteranon jump to being "j'accuse!"
sorry for pushing that, guys.

>> No.12759798

>>12759773

You need to stick together, and pick out a group of ten students to join you while telling the others to spread out in groups to rescue and protect who they can. You lead the small force towards the nearest exit and head out where Toriza is with Mimita.
The jinko is dodging and getting dodged by the mantis, already freed. Someone seems to have healed the bladed insect up after letting her out, but as soon as she sees you she breaks from the fight and runs towards the front of the temple. Toriza almost goes to chase, but you yell at her to stop. You need the help to get possession of Himizu.
Toriza nods, panting for breath as she starts to follow you back towards the ryu's room. On the way back, you can tell that the forces are retreating to the front, even as you and your group finish any you come across.
You arrive back where you saw the onis and ogres again, the group still standing guard even as their allies flee. With ten students and three masters, you see no reason to avoid attacking.
Your group charges in, these oni stinking of sake and wobbling on their feet. Including the ogre. It's the Drunken Oni style. As the students set about handling the oni, the Ogre stands resolute but drunk in front of the door with her long, spiked metal bat.
You may need a plan of attack for this, she's not backing down from three very strong opponents.

Whatdo master anon?

>> No.12759803

>>12759798
I'd wager Toriza could be at least close to a match physically for the ogre. Have her take the front. Meanwhile, you can use Serene Ryu to try and get that bat out of her grasp, and pass it off to Mimita, who could probably make decent use of it.

>> No.12759807

Has anyone seen my boxer shorts? I can't find them anywhere, and there's this smell of sake and sweat around my room.

>> No.12759808

>>12759798
>drunkan oni style
kek

I choose this >>12759803 except for the bat. Mimita has weak arms, remember?
Try to manipulate the ogre's and onis' weapons such that they hit each other during the fight.

>> No.12759810

>>12759808
I'm not confident in overpowering onis and an ogre with mind powers. If you can knock them out of their hands, great. If not, give them enough force that it knocks them off-target when they swing and either miss or only give a glancing blow.

I'd also recommend keeping a few students back and attacking with ranged weapons, if any are available.

>> No.12759813

>>12759810
>give them enough force that it knocks them off-target when they swing and either miss or only give a glancing blow.
Yeah, that's basically what I meant. I didn't mean "lift the weapons out of their hands and go poltergeist on them".
>I'd also recommend keeping a few students back and attacking with ranged weapons, if any are available.
do this too

>> No.12759815

>>12759798
This is some Suikoden shit happening here.

Go with >>12759803.

>> No.12759816

>>12759798
We could somehow slick the floor, as "drunken oni" will need good footing to keep up. Then it's a matter of striking

>> No.12759818

>>12759816
You mean... you wanna lubricate things? NOW?

>> No.12759820

Ryuu
water dragon

make a connection yet?

>> No.12759822

>>12759818
It wouldn't take much to drench a hard floor just to make it harder to stand on.
>>12759820
has a right idea

>> No.12759823

Where are the beans when you need them?
damn Onis

>> No.12759824

>>12759820
Water Dragon was the name of an attack in a magical girl show I don't remember the name of anymore.
>>12759822
But wouldn't that risk making the Oni... wet?

>> No.12759825

>>12759822
Ever get a hardwood floor wet?
you learn real time what zero co efficiency means

>> No.12759828

Yeah get the floor wet, they wont be able to use drunken style at all.
consider freezing some random spots

>> No.12759830

>>12759825
waxed hardwoods are even worse

>> No.12759836

Wonder why I have this sudden urge to give a Shirohebi candy so I watch her have a sugar rush for the next 2 hours?

IN before don't bully the Shirohebi

>> No.12759838

>>12759836
Giving girls candy is not bullying them. At most, it can be them bullying you. Just ask Jimmy; he had to trade all his birthday candy for kisses from Dark Elf and P'Orc.

>> No.12759839

>>12759798

You tell the plan as briefly as you can to the pair beside you, telling the serene ryu students to hang back with you as you stop just before the fray. Toriza jumps right over the oni as the students collide with them, you and the ryu students working on keeping their bats from hitting anybody. You even manage to make one hit another in the head to knock them down right off the bat. They have a thick skull and aren't out though.
Toriza kicks the Ogre but can't put her off balance, the bat blocking before the ogre swinging her body to the side to get rid of the force. She wobbles but goes to strike Toriza with the bat, your focus letting Toriza dodge the surprisingly fast attack as she strikes at the hand with a powerful chopping attack. It doesn't do the trick, but a strong kick from below and the ogre's hand gives up as Mimita springs up into the air. The flaming rodent grabs Toriza's arm and gives some sort of quick one word instruction, and Toriza swings the limb up to give Mimita a lift up as the ogre moves to punch the jinko. She gets a strong dual kick to the face, making the giant woman step back a few times. Toriza follows up with a high kick to her stomach to make her double down, another instruction from Mimita as the rat lands. The jinko tosses Mimita straight up with one paw as the ogre recovers, claws digging into the ground before she herself launches herself low and uses her weight and force of her twin strikes to knock out the ogre's legs and knock her forward. As the green skinned woman lands, Mimita comes down spinning with both feet and a blast of fire. The ogre nearly gets up, but collapses on the floor from the coordinated attacks. The rest of the oni are already on the ropes, so you rush forward and to the door to focus inside. Himizu is still asleep.
(continued)

>> No.12759840
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12759840

Post sweaty Oni.

>> No.12759842

>>12759838
Candy for dark elf kisses?
Does she give me tongue?
Ill go buy a kilo or 3

>> No.12759843

>>12759839

You grab some water from her spring and float it to the bed, dropping it on her face to wake her up. The ryu jumps awake, sitting up right away and looking around before realizing it had to be you.
"We're under attack!" You speak into the room with your focus, Himizu getting panicked for a moment before rushing to the door as you let go, it opening a moment later.
"Under attack?!" She exclaims, still in panic. Maybe waking her up for a battle is a bad idea, she can't focus like this.

Whatdo master anon?

>> No.12759846

>>12759843
Kiss her on the forehead
that will wake her up
its a shock tactic , its better than slapping her.

>> No.12759849
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12759849

>>12759840
I'm sorry, I don't have any. I've got an Oni with clothes that probably smell like Heaven though.
>>12759843
>she can't focus like this
Was all that training for naught?>>12759846
This.

>> No.12759850

>>12759842
oh wait, little girls, never mind,
You had me going for a second there.

>> No.12759852

>>12759846
No time for rom-com antics, grab her by the shoulders and shake her a bit. Then run to assist the other students. Drag her along if you have to.

>> No.12759854

>>12759849
Ryuu are naturally slow to wake up.

>> No.12759856
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12759856

>"You... *hic* lemme tellya about Onis..."

>> No.12759858

>>12759854
Then why not turn this into psychological warfare against the enemy? Shout at the top of your lungs
>ARISE DRAGON!

>> No.12759859

>>12759852
I bet she bites you if you did that.

>> No.12759862

>>12759843
Tell her to calm down.

Reassure her that the enemy is already being pushed back. Tell her to use her abilities to try and give you a better idea of where the enemies already retreating may be, what kinds of MGs make up their higher command structure, and how many students they have hostage.

Then, using that info, plan a counterattack to route them entirely, retake any hostages, and take as many of our own as possible.

Also, might be a good idea to tie up that ogre and oni or something.

Like with some steel rebar.

>> No.12759863

>>12759858
Best answer yet!
ARISE OH GREAT AND NOBLE DRAGON!

>> No.12759869

>>12759863
>ARISE OH GREAT AND NOBLE DRAGON WARRIOR?

ARISE OH GREAT AND NOBLE DRAGON DEFENDER?

>> No.12759872

>>12759863
>ARISE DRAGON! LET RIVERS OF SCARLET FLOW AMONG OUR ENEMIES RANKS!
Ham is fun.

>> No.12759874

Are liver transplants covered in MGC between Onis and Kitsunes?

>> No.12759876

>>12759843
Tell her that we can do this as long as she remembers her training and focuses. If she panics, tell her that we believe in her and that she has to trust us. Also this >>12759862

If that doesn't work splash more water on her. or this >>12759852

>> No.12759877

>>12759858
Obviously you haven't dealt with the Rise of the Triads?

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12759878

>>12759856
I love that artist's Yuugi

Goddamn that Yuugi doujin where she was like 12 feet tall was so close to being perfect but then she fucks a little kid

What's the point of making the girl inhumanly tall if she just fucks a 4 foot nothing little shit anyway?

>> No.12759880

>>12759877
No I haven't.

>> No.12759886

>>12759877
>>12759880
>Rise of the Triads
Sorry, I didn't mean that, I meant "Rise of the Dragon"

>> No.12759887

>>12759878
There's a whole shit ton of shotacon in Touhou doujins for whatever reason. I guess it's the exaggerated but reversed gender differences or something. I don't really get it either.

>> No.12759892

>>12759887
>here's way too much shotacon i

I agree with you.

>> No.12759895

>>12759843

You take Himizu's shoulders and stop her from moving, taking a deep breath before speaking.
"ARISE OH GREAT DRAGON!! OUR ENEMIES FLEE BUT OUR COMRADES ARE STILL IN THEIR CLUTCHES!! REVEAL UPON US THEIR LOCATION AND THEIR COMMANDERS!!" You declare in a commanding voice, her panic ending as she stares at you for a moment.
"What?"
Now that she's snapped out of it you explain the situation fast, but it only gets her worried and panicked again. You reassure her, telling her she can do this and you believe in her. Himizu nods, calming herself down a bit. She focuses and you feel a wave of magic pass by, though subtle. Soon after you hear a loud whistle from the front entrance, though you do not recognize it.
"They've got our students kept at bay at the doors of the main hall! They're trying to buy time to take away twelve of our students on the horses! The mantis is at the front!" She exclaims, keeping herself in check. "There's a tengu out there!" She whines.
The students that are restraining the onis and ogre with chains freeze up when they hear that, and the two other masters are at full attention now. You've heard of them, but never seen any at the grand temple. Hermits with powerful magic and fast flight. A strong one could be a match for a young ryu with no variables.
"Wh-whats the plan?" Himizu asks, hoping you have one.

Whatdo master anon?

>> No.12759897

I'll be the oddest one out of this shit: I like adults altogether. I'm disgusted by the love of underaged shit, Jesus we're all adults here.

>> No.12759898

>>12759874
you mean Kumiho
And as they are Korean, I would have to say they might like pickled livers

>> No.12759901

>>12758264
I was missing Crayon.

>> No.12759902

>>12759895
>Tengus get a buff.
Well okay then.

Considering the name of her style, ask Mimita for help coming up with a game plan?

>> No.12759903

>>12759897
I never liked shota , reverse shota anything shota
It disgusts me .
whew felt good to say that.

>> No.12759905

>>12759897
>we're all adults here
Physically, maybe.
>>12759895
I am not up for this shit.
>>12759902
Let's try this.

>> No.12759907

>>12759902
Well, their profile mentions holy magic and their origin are deities in some places.

>> No.12759911

>>12759895
this >>12759902
also ask what the best combination of masters would be

>>12759897
>>12759903
I feel you man
>>12759901
I feel you too

>> No.12759912

>>12759895
I don't have any plan, but we're being looked upon as the leader so we can't appear weak! Gather up the students and launch a frontal assault!

>> No.12759913

>>12759895
>>12759912
Formation D?

>> No.12759920

Lets see, first we need to get some aerial recon, perhaps get a drone or a few fighters up into the air.
We should consider setting up a few artillery positions in case they try to counter attack.
I personally recommend deploying a few tanks and some APCs with some marines to check the main routes .
Given there is only one real direction they can go, perhaps send some attack choppers out in that direction and get the rest of the forces ready to go.
this way the attack fighters can provide strikes on their positions and the choppers can move in and do close engagements.
we need the ryuu as she is technically the commander to give us either a free fire order or for us to wait til we are fired on to respond.

Get the rat to call for backup and have the Jinko notify the UN of this act of hostility so they can warn our neighbors that we are not mobilizing against them

maybe we can get a few divisions of Foxes from the capitol to help?

OK, I admit, I have no idea what to do at this point .

>> No.12759921

>>12759920
We'll do what LOGH taught us! >>12759913
Formation D: semi-circles.

>> No.12759931

Do what all heroes do, go kick butt!
Get the students to a safe area, get any able bodied fighters ready , and go start hit and run tactics on them.

A tengu at a Ryuu shrine?
I would be pissed if i was Himizu.
Head out to the front and confront the people there.
maybe even issue a challenge.
Tengu pride can be used against them.

>> No.12759932

propose a prisoner exchange

>> No.12759935

>>12759932
Negotiations? What madness is this?

>> No.12759937

>>12759931
But the students are the fighters!

Just charge out. Make sure to scream, "Uuuraaaaaah!" and "Za rodinuuuuu!!"

>> No.12759938

archers are always good too.

>> No.12759941

jinko can track, Mouse can burn em, ryuu can flush them
you kick their asses
one tengu cant handle 4 of you

>> No.12759942
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12759942

How do you do it Nyanon? How do you keep up this writing almost every day, writing on the fly? You're like, a hero to me.

>> No.12759945

>>12759942
Watch out, she is an ascended.

>> No.12759948

>>12759895

You look at Mimita and ask her if she has an idea for a plan, the rat thinking carefully but quick to come up with one.
"You and Himizu take the students and charge out the front. Toriza and a group of twenty will go down to the stables and stop them from escaping, while I take care of the mantis while coming in from the side. How does that sound?"
You agree to it and everyone starts to head towards the main hall in one group, Toriza picking up ten more students that are fast enough to come with her before getting ready for the push. Mimita moves outside and uses the dark cover to get into position, though you lose sight of her as she heads out the door.
The main doors are being kept shut by something familiar. It's the serene ryu style, but stronger than your own. That's troublesome, and you can guess where it's coming from. It takes a bit to get Himizu composed, but she focuses herself and blasts the doors open with her own magic, surprising the tengu on the other side.
You and the rest rush out, Toriza and her group running right past the battle that breaks out with the remnants of the assault. The mantis almost starts going for you, but is sideswiped by Mimita. Everything according to plan, so you look up.
Standing on the last arch of the temple's stairs is the tengu, wearing black and gold cloth, hair cut short, and the same blue eyes you saw before. She grins when she sees you, scowling when Himizu appears.
The ryu tries to focus an attack but fumbles, the tengu spreading her wings and revealing the insides of the open sleeves of her robe. Metal throwing weapons, including the saw-like chakram you saw before.
(continued)

>> No.12759951

go out front, and confront them

>> No.12759954

>>12759948

"Try to die more easily this time." The tengu whispers right behind you, taking off into the air and flapping her wings hard. A blast of wind washes over the battle and hits the pair of you at the entrance of the temple, and you feel the pain of metal kunai sticking into you as the wind knocks you back. You slide to a stop inside, Himizu letting out a small cry herself. You get up and shake the weapons off, glad for whatever small resistance the ryu did with her powers to weaken the weapons enough to not pierce to deeply. Looking out towards her, you see several of the kunai have hit her tail. One oddly has a small purple cloth on it.
You don't get to ponder it long, as the weapons at your feet lift up and swirl around you. You manage to catch a few and guard against the rest with the picked up kunai and your own focus, managing to run back outside. Himizu has taken cover behind some pillars to try and knock the tengu out of the sky, but is having no luck with it. A familiar flying saw comes flying towards you, forcing you to dodge to the other side before it changes direction and flies after you. This isn't going well, you need a strategy to take out this bird.

Whatdo master anon?

>> No.12759959

>>12759954
Where the hell are my choppers?!?!?

>> No.12759961

wings + ice = deadly combo
she would fall and take even more damage
anyway we can do this?
maybe Big kitty can wack her with a rock?

>> No.12759962

tengu are weak to fire too
maybe throw the rat at the bird?

>> No.12759964

>>12759954
Act as the decoy. If we just keep our heads cool and don't move around too much, just dodging, the bird will begin to move more predictably, and Himizu will have an easier time focusing.
...and that purple cloth means it was poisoned, doesn't it? Let's NOT think about it until we can rummage for an antidote from the Tengu's pockets.
>>12759961
>>12759962
No, we need to do this on our own!

>> No.12759965

anyone have any ideas on how a yandere kikimoro would work?

>> No.12759966

>>12759965
>kikimoro?

>> No.12759968

>>12759954
Don't have any muskets?

Taunt her until she leaves.

>> No.12759970

>>12759954
Since Himizu doesn't seem to be a direct target for lethality, perhaps tell her to focus her efforts on wrestling control of the various weapons away from the Tengu, while you go on a more direct offensive?

>> No.12759971

>>12759965
oh kikimora
never happens, they suffer spontaneous combustion and cease to exist, why is that you ask?
no yanderes exist

>> No.12759974

>>12759965
>>12759971

A yandere Kikimora effectively the anti-yandere?

>Kikimoras are servants, so cannot claim to own you. Instead, she proclaims that she's your property to do with as you wish.

>Instead of controlling your life for her own peace of mind, gives you a bit more peace of mind (at least free time) by taking care of all the chores for you.

>Being a servant, she has to give you personal space if you order it, no matter how much you want.

>> No.12759979

>>12759974
see, it is a paradox.
the universe would end

>> No.12759984

>>12759948
>the same blue eyes you saw before.
thanks for telling me off for being hasty, that one anon.
>>12759954
catch every weapon you can and fling them at the bird. start with the marked kunai in himizu's tail. have toriza go in for a finishing blow when you and himizu have the crow sufficiently detracted.
Try yelling some insults at the bird to distract her. ("Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of sake!")

>> No.12759987

Kikimora
Did I tell you guys I been busy with MGs on wikipedia?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kikimora

this was kind of disapointing

>> No.12759988

>>12759984
*sufficiently destracted

>> No.12759995

>>12759987
>Her role in the house is usually juxtaposed with that of the domovoy, whereas one of them is considered a "bad" spirit, and the other, a "good" one.
How long till KC makes a Domovoy Reverse Trap, y'think?

>The OED links mora with the mare of nightmare,
Drawfaggotry of a Kikimora dressing up a flustered Nightmare in a maid outfit when?
FUCKING WHEN!?

>> No.12760004

>>12759995
reverse trap is looks like a guy, but is actually a girl?

>> No.12760005

>>12759954

Himizu is the best bet for taking her out, so you slide under the chakram and dodging the flying kunai to head past Himizu. You throw your voice to tell her to steal some of the tengu's weapons to use against her while you distract her, glad for that trick you learned.
You leap off the small balcony and keep on the move, spinning and pointed blades following you as you move. You keep away from the battle, diverting the tengu's efforts and making her focus on two opponents in far different places. She almost gets hit when the kunai that hit Himizu come flying past her, dodging it with a short dive in the air before catching herself just out of range of the battle below her. With a strong flap of her wings she goes on the move, abandoning the kunai and focusing merely on the chakram as she swings past Himizu and starts to fly straight at you.
The chakram suddenly picks up speed, whizzing past you almost too fast to dodge. It leaves some small nicks and cuts in you with each pass, before the Tengu flys past and a blast of wind sends you rolling back. You recover in time to deflect the dangerous weapon, and do your best to avoid it.
Himizu keeps the kunai heading after the tengu, her focus improving by only having one thing to do. This keeps the tengu on the run as well, having to dodge and maneuver around the swift weapons. Finally, they hit home and they strike her in the body. She looks at the purple cloth on the one in her stomach and quickly knocks them away, the weapons having hit deep. The tengu starts to fly down the mountain, a very loud whistle blowing out of her as she glides away. Himizu attempts to hit her, but the tengu's focus is only on defense now and they can't get through.
(continued)

>> No.12760008

>>12760005

The remaining warriors on her side start retreating fast, heading down the steps and straight for where Toriza is. Trapped between the two forces, they try to get past and a group of around thirty make it, the mantis included as her speed has her out the smashed gates already. The rest are being captured and defeated by your remaining forces. The sun is starting to come over the horizon now, and the light is very welcome. With the battle over, and the prisoners being taken to their cage, it leaves the wounded up to the serene ryu users. Your stamina boosting skill won't help here though. You could lead a force to stop those that are running away, or ask Himizu to teach you how to heal as quick as she can to help there.

Whatdo master anon?

>> No.12760009

>>12759995
Mora
night mare
Didn't know that?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mare_%28folklore%29

>> No.12760011

>>12760008
Purple cloth is bad. Tell her to meditate and check her body for foreign substances and try to remove them if possible. If doesn't think she can, it's best to give chase to the tengu.

>> No.12760012

>>12760004
Yes. Since the Domovoy is apparently a normally masculine creature, contrasting the feminine Kikimora, I figure it'd be fitting.

>>12760008
So wait, were we able to retrieve the hostages that they'd started to load up? If so, focus on healing for the time being.

If not, head after them. I'd rather not have to deal with brainwashed students later on.

>> No.12760018

>>12760008
Harrying is best performed with light cavalry. Do we have any? Does the enemy have any prisoners?

>> No.12760019

>>12760012
or since it is KCs universe a dominating maid

>> No.12760022

>>12760008
Let's give chaise, I'm concerned over that purple cloth.

>> No.12760028

>>12760005
Ignore retreaters, take care of Ryu and purple cloth.

Let's be honest, if the Warlord has an army, we aren't going to win the war through attrition, that is to say, whittling down his forces little by little. It'll be a Pyrrhic victory at best. Take care of wounded and Himitsu.

>> No.12760042

>>12760008

You don't think it's time to stop moving just yet. You see Toriza nearby carrying an injured student and ask if the horses are still there, getting a nod. That means that their kidnapping efforts were fruitless too. With that worry out of the way you hurry over to Himizu, who has already started to treat the injured with her powers. You have to try multiple times to get her attention.
"Y-yeah?" She asks, spreading her focus to keep healing the injured student. You ask her to meditate and check herself for poisons, if she knows how, just to be safe. She nods, still shaken from the fight but is able to meditate and check. After a minute of checking, she sighs in relief.
"I can't find any poison in me, and I've already sealed those stab wounds. I'll be fine." She smiles.
You sigh a bit in relief, but before you can think of giving chase Himizu grabs your arm and looks at you with a frown. "We need you hear to heal! You'll have to face the tengu without me as well, I can't ride a horse for... obvious reasons." She refers to her tail. She seems to be holding on rather tight, even after saying that.
You agree, but tell her you don't know how to heal. She looks surprised, before looking at the injured that are being gathered in the main hall. There are at least ten that need immediate attention, a dozen with broken limbs, others with numerous more cuts and stab wounds.
(continued)

>> No.12760043

>>12760042

"I don't have a lot of time to teach you, I'm going to have to do something a bit... embarrassing to give you the knowledge fast." Himizu frowns, blushing a bit as she looks at you. You don't get to ask as she pushes up to your level and kisses, but you don't get to enjoy it for more than a second. After that your senses go blank for a second and a rush of images flood you. As you snap back to reality, ryu lips no longer on your own, you realize you just got some of her memories.
And you know how to heal now.
There isn't a better time to use that skill than now, so you move away from the madly blushing ryu and set to work helping a boy on death's door with all your might.

Going to call it a night here now that the chaos is over, glad I saved it for tonight after all.
Will be here tomorrow night for more.
Sorry if any of this was subpar writing.

>> No.12760044

>>12760043
Until tomorrow, then. Nighty-night, don't let the Devil Bugs bite!

>> No.12760045

>>12760043
>Knowledge Kisses
Another wonderful night Nyanon. Lookin' forward to more tomorrow.

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12760050

So what is it about martial arts and MGs that makes them fit so well together?

>> No.12760053

>>12760050

They have natural abilities and weapons that give them a tremendous edge in those fields. Whereas a dragon with a sniper rifle is not particularly more effective than a person.

>> No.12760061

>>12757738

Bumping this questionnaire one time only, just so night-time /mgt/ers have a chance to vote too, before I start drawing tomorrow.

>> No.12760062

>>12760050
Most of them are at least somewhat physically stronger than your average man, and sometimes more agile too.

Also, we name fighting styles after animals, so that might have something to do with it too.

>> No.12760069

>>12759201
If you are a single male you are likely going to be okay. But any female in that setting is going to have a very bad life.

>> No.12760071

>>12760069
>Bad Life
But anon, Monsterization is wonderful.

>> No.12760072

>>12760071
It can be traumatic without emotional support though. That's why Alps are crybabies.

>> No.12760074

>>12760071
Homeless Ushi-Oni was human once.

>> No.12760075

>>12760043
Yes! grate nyanderful.

That purple cloth still bugs me. RIP himizu.

>> No.12760077

>>12760075
Seriously though, if there was no poison in it, why was it marked? Was it cursed? Is there a sob story behind it that will make us feel for the Tengu and lead to flashbacks and her joining the cre... I mean harem?

>> No.12760081

>>12760077
Coated in bicorn magic. She's turned already. That's why she stopped you from going after them.

>> No.12760083

>>12760081
...are we going to save her, or will we Mind of Steel our way out of this?
Why are we still talking about it if Nyanon left already for the land of wet dreams?

>> No.12760085

>>12759426
You'd also probably be forced to be loyal to the undead that just took your life by stabbing you without remorse. Doesn't help that the neighbours in that story had their daughter watch their own mother get killed. And too bad if they enjoyed being human, enjoy the curse of immortality.

In addition, that undead empire seems to be highly aggresive, weaponizing fucking anything they can get their hands on and often attacking and expanding.

Sure as the story states in the end it isn't so bad. but undead certainly aren't goody two shoes and are a clear treat to humanity.

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>>12760085
>a clear treat to humanity
>treat
Yes they are! I serve only the Frosted Throne!

>> No.12760094

>>12759945
And this is a problem why?

>> No.12760115

>>12760092
I meant threat, but they can be a treat aswell if that's what you are into.

>> No.12760126

>>12760081
That was my guess.
NTR Daggers, patent pending.

>> No.12760127

Does anybody remember that story about Doppelganger Family Suffering a while back?

>> No.12760153

>>12760127
There is a continuation?

>> No.12760155

>>12759446
that reminds me, i dont have that saved anywhere, i should probably search for it in the archives and at least put it in a document somewhere.

>> No.12760156

You mean where the waifu let her daughter transform into her to bang daddy without his consent, leading to bad end?

>> No.12760158

>>12760153
No, I was just wondering if anyone remembered it or not.

>>12760156
That's the one.

>> No.12760263

>>12760156
>>12760158

So, does it count as NTR? On one hand there's no feeling of jealousy since the one being "cheated on," the wife, was okay with it and encouraged her daughter to do it.

The only one upset by the whole affair was the dad, but I think that's more disgust than NTR per se, even if he did have sex with someone he didn't want to and wasn't the one-true-love.

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>Hey, Lizargirl! The time has come for an epic adventure! Are you psyched?
>Hell yeah I'm psyched!
>Too bad you're not coming!
>W-what?
>You're inferior to Salamander in every way. Why would anyone take you in their party? Just go hibernate already!
>A-as M'lord wishes...
Yeah.

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Small smutty update time. I really wanted to get farther into some more juicy plot advancing bits but I figured you guys have waited long enough. Starts at line 3492.

http://pastebin.com/41LJVkje

>> No.12760322

>>12760320
Yay! I'm probably the only here though.

>> No.12760324

>>12760304
I would take a lizard girl.

>>12760320
Neat. How long do you intend to make the story?

>> No.12760333

>>12760324

It seems like the pace of writing has practically come to a screeching halt as compared to when it was much earlier on. Either he's got some temporary real-world affairs (job-hunting, exam time) or he's just plain lost motivation in the story and is likely to drop it sooner than later.

>>12760304
>Telling a MG she's unwanted and inferior for being overly polite

We're not even talking about Mantango's or ropers or anything. She's not top-tier, but certainly isn't unlovable.

>> No.12760335

>>12760324

There will be another vote after about another 6-7k words, and that will most likely be the penultimate one, though there is a possibility for another two or three afterwards. Still going to go back and put in all the proper route choices as a big old book style CYOA later. And I need to finish the second half of Meat and Metal before it becomes slightly relevant depending on the next choice that gets made.

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>>12760333
>isn't unlovable
Are you aware of the concept of bullying?

>> No.12760342

>>12760333
>It seems like the pace of writing has practically come to a screeching halt as compared to when it was much earlier on. Either he's got some temporary real-world affairs (job-hunting, exam time) or he's just plain lost motivation in the story and is likely to drop it sooner than later.

It's more having less time to do things and also writing lots of bits that will be included later or in other routes. I've got over 20k words of different parts sitting on my hard drive for Vengeance that just isn't being used for anything.

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>>12760320
>those last two paragraphs
I don't know why I keep reading this when I handle suffering so poorly. Can it be comfy time now?

>> No.12760346

>>12760339
There's bullying and there's heart-breaking cruelty. I'd imagine for an MG who's highest goal is to find a husbandu, that's probably the deepest emotional wound you can inflict with words alone. But whatever floats your boat I guess, you're entitled to your tastes.

>> No.12760348

>>12760346
>There's bullying and there's heart-breaking cruelty
Bullying can be heart-breakingly cruel. And I don't like either you know.

>> No.12760353

>>12760348
There's loving bullying, like with girls that enjoy it like >>12754881 . There's also the kind to make her more emotionally dependent on you, and submissive/obedient in the relationship, so that she feels like she's worthless except when graced by your presence and affections.

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Ogres have layers.

>> No.12760409

>>12760395

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY RAPECAVE

>> No.12760412

>>12760409
>the human boy sneaked into the Ogre's rapecave, molested her in her sleep and stayed for cuddles until she woke up
Rance-tier.

>> No.12760415

>>12760412
>The HB comes to you

It's like ordering delivery.

>> No.12760416

>>12760304
>Why don't human boys want a nice girl like me?"
>"Probably because they're all bastards and faggots!"

>"Call me?"

>> No.12760418

>>12760409
I read that in a woman's voice with a shrek accent.

>> No.12760421

>>12760416
>"bastards and faggots"
>not "whores and cumpumps"

>> No.12760425

>>12760421
>"whores and cumpumps"
>not "Dick'eads and wankers"

>> No.12760427

>>12760425
Let's stay classy, Goblin.

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The last thing you see before being tenderly raped.

>> No.12760436

>>12760435
This is not a healthy body. Light the Hathorite signal!

>> No.12760438

>>12760263
To me the worst is that he dick his daughteru without knowing it.
He was deceived by his entire family.

>> No.12760440

>>12760435

Oh Goddammit, and I was just having such a chill nap, can't we do this later?

>> No.12760445

>>12757502
>You're in the middle of preparing lunch for the priestesses when Raquel sneaks up on you and swipes the spoon from your hand.
>You whirl around rather in a rather agitated fashion,"What the hell are you doing?", you demand of the older snake woman.
>She smirks at you before replying, "You have a guest to attend to."
"What are you talking about, I don't get guests"
>She begins stirring the pot in front of her, "Well you do now and she was rather eager to see you."
>You try to step over to continue cooking only to have her wrap her tail around and and set you towards the door.
>"I cooked the meals in this temple for 15 years before you showed up boy, I can easily cook one more meal while you entertain your guest; now GO!", she doesn't even dain to look at you as she says this, but judging by the way her tail is almost rattling she's not going to let you go back to cooking.
>You sigh and head out to the entrance to see just who this mystery guest is.
Succubut friend and her fiance wanting you to officiate their marriage after getting the wrong idea of what you do here, or kitsune from other story who reveals herself to be a fortune teller?

>> No.12760446

>>12760445
Kitsune fortuneteller, that has more potential.

>> No.12760454

>>12760435
More like before her spine breaks in half

>> No.12760458

>>12760320
Trisha's antics make me forget that we ultimately can't have nice things in this route.
Thanks for the update, waiting for the plot advancement with bathed breath.

>> No.12760467

>>12760445
Go for the fortuneteller.

>> No.12760476

>>12760445
Kitsune first then have the Succubus come in and have ero-magic shenanigans

>> No.12760491

>>12760445
>As you enter the main hall you see Josephine chatting with, oh Absolom; it's the kitsune from a couple weeks ago.
>You calmly walk up to the white haired foxwoman and welcome her to the temple.
You called for me miss...
>"OH, I never did tell you my name did I?", she chuckles to herself,"Me and my forgetful nature."
>"I am Shirley, a fortune teller by trade; although some call me a medium.", She gives a small curtsy." And you are?"
I'm-
>While you tel her your name you al hear Raquel swear loudly and begin yelling at a younger kitsune who tried to sneak in and get a snack.
Although most people simply call me Cookanon.
>"Cookanon hmmm? Are you sure it wasn't brushanon?", she asks eyeing you in a manner that leaves you genuinely uncomfortable.
>In a surprising show of protective friendship Josephine decides to step in between the two of you, " Miss Shirley was just tellling me that she wanted to repay your treatment that night by reading your fortune."
>"R-right", Shirley responds, before slipping into her stage persona,"Let madame Shirley help clarify your fortune boy."
Well I suppose it can't hurt.
>Of course you can't help but think this is kinda pointless since the temple is full of shirohebi and a ryu who could read your fortune at any time, but never look a gift centaur in the mouth and all that.
cont.

>> No.12760493

>>12760476
Sorry the only ero shenanigans with succubutt is some hard core cuddling involving a certain ryu who likes anon but refuses to admit it and a certain hapless cheff turned priest for the day after the marriage

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Imagine living in an Amazon society as a househusband. One day your loving waifu comes home crying her eyes out. Turns out someone saw her hugging and nuzzling you, and everyone called her a fucking catamite who probably doesn't even beat her husbando. They told her she has to beat you up in public to get them off her back, but she doesn't want to. If she doesn't, all her friends and coworkers will know that she's a no-good sexual pervert who likes cuddling. She could lose her job, and you'd both end up homeless.

Would you tell her to kick your ass to save your normal life or elope with her to an uncertain future?

>> No.12760504

>>12760497
Any amazon willing to not rape me and have a normal relationship is a good amazon in my book.

I'll book the plane tickets if she packs up our belongings.

>> No.12760506

>>12760497
Tell her to stop being such a pussy and smack me up a little. But I wouldn't want her to feel too pressured by her mean friends who would judge her for something so minor.

>> No.12760511

>>12760497
>thinks amazons beating their husbands is a cultural prerogative

No. An honorable tribe of warriors wouldn't beat up men they think are weak. That's manticore behavior.

>> No.12760520

>>12760493
I'll take it, but I don't really have to like it...
still hoping for that Shirohebi rape ball

>> No.12760525

>>12760520
Sorry but that's bad end and I'm trying to steer this towards good end Ryu making you live as long as her and then eternal rape

>> No.12760532

>>12760525
That also sounds like a bad end.

>> No.12760533

>>12760506
>Tell her to stop being such a pussy

Wouldn't all these insults be gender flipped in amazon culture?

"dick" = calling them a wimp, or someone who easily falls prey to her urges like a man
"pussy" = you're being an asshole and treating your husband like shit
"cuntlicker" in place of "cocksucker"

And stuff like "whore" and "slut" only apply to men.

>> No.12760535

>Your Panda daughteru will never sneeze and shock her mother so hard she's frozen in a shocked pose

>> No.12760539

>>12760533
>stuff like whore and slut only apply to men
Surely an Amazon who couldn't stick to one husband would be a slut?

>> No.12760552

>>12760127
What about it?

>> No.12760553

>>12760539
Maybe but they'd have to call her "womanslut" to denote how unusual it is. "Slut" is what you'd call men who don't cook and just want to be the village bike.

>> No.12760557

>>12760553
If I was the chef I'd put sleeping pills in their food and run when they all fall asleep.

>> No.12760559

>>12760539
>>12760553
>slut is a girl who knows how to have a good time
>stud is a man who's only good for pumping out cum for any girl who approaches him

>> No.12760564

>>12760320
Long time no see.

>> No.12760565

>>12760553
What kind of food do Amazons like? I should start practicing. Just in case.

>> No.12760576

>>12760497
>staying with someone that needs to beat you to get respect

Amazon. A. Shit.

>> No.12760577

>>12760565
Whatever you can make from wild game I guess. Maybe wild boar stew is a good starter for new husbands.

>> No.12760582

>>12760576
>blaming a girl for the culture she lives in
You a shit.

>> No.12760588

>>12760577
Would they teach their husbands the basics after kidnapping them, or marry them based on existing culinary talent?
The idea of being taught how to make her cultural delicacies by the firm hand of your Amazonian wife is somehow romantic to me. Her towering form standing behind you, hand on yours as you stir the stew together.

>> No.12760589

>>12760582
Maybe they would encourage "putting that uppity husband of yours in his place" but I don't think they would explicitly condone husband beating.

>> No.12760595

>>12760588
>Her towering form standing behind you, hand on yours as you stir the stew together.
...Her gigantic breasts pressing on your neck?

>> No.12760600

>>12760588
>Expecting her to know how to do a man's work

You'd learn from the other men.

Although maybe there might be professional highly-paid chefs that are amazons, much like how professional chefs in our society are men.

But actually, I can imagine an amazoness waifu standing over her husband at the stove, taste testing and making sure he's not screwing up.

>> No.12760601

>>12760582
So you're okay with Isis because it's their culture? Or girls in Africa getting their clits cut off because in their culture, the sexual pleasure belongs solely to the male? You're the greatest idiot I have ever met. And your waifu is trash.

>> No.12760606

>>12760491
>She pulls you towards the same room she used during her stay.
>Once she sits you down at the table she throws a small cover over the table and sets down a crystal ball.
A bit tacky don't you think?
>Josephine smacks you on the back of the head with her tail," Hush and let the lady do her thing."
>Shirley shushes the both of you and begins to move her hands over the ball, the swirling mists within it begin to follow the pattern of her hands after a few minutes.
>"I see, I see uncertainty, but then a beautiful women with flowing silver hair to guide you out of this uncertainty. To take you away from your troubles and provide you with the love you deserve", as she's saying a this her tails have slipped under the table and are playing with your belt a fact that has gone unnoticed by Josephine who is to busy looking at her hair and trying to figure out if the white color could be considered silver.
M-maybe we should stop and do, a-another form of reading yeah that's right maybe we should do some tarrot instead!
>You jump up, thankfully she doesn't have enough experience to have actually gotten your belt undone, but not for lack of trying.
>She sighs and begins to speak," Fine I can do a tarrot reading for you instead, but miss Josephine here needs to leave. I prefer to do a reading like that in private as it is a much more persona affair."
>Josephine doesn't quite look ok with that but agree to do so none the less.
cont

>> No.12760610

>>12760601
>the scenario explicitly says she doesn't want to do it and you can run away with her
nice strawman broski

>> No.12760612

>>12760600
It must be as shit to be a man in an amazon society when they're all away hunting.

Just you, your buds, and your daughterus who are still too young to be ingrained into the culture.

Would amazon daughterus treat their fathers with respect and prominence or would they just see them as walking spermbags?

I'm kinda imagining an amazon daughteru would care for their father tenderly and hold his opinion highly while at the same time disregarding him on finer matters.

>> No.12760614

>>12760601
Did I mention it's not surgical, rather, they hold the girls down and cut the clit with ransom shards of glass, sometimes with heated clippers?

>> No.12760615

>>12760595
One step ahead of me, clever man.

>>12760600
I wonder how it would be, socialising with the other Amazon husbands. Gossipping about how your wives were treating you lately, sharing tips on how to cook game to please her, bedroom chat.
Sounds like paradise.

>> No.12760616

>>12760595
Nibbling on the tips of your ears, groping you up and down a little, whispering about how she can't wait to try your "first meal"?

>> No.12760617

>>12760601
>>12760614

You can always win an argument as long as you're fighting against a strawman. Good job!

Obviously we're not talking about real world cultures since we're not talking about real world girls either, dipshit.

>> No.12760619

>>12760610
>moving goalposts
>ignoring the fact that you're property solely by being with her

All amazons should die.

>> No.12760621

>>12760619
>>moving goalposts
>referring to the explicitly stated scenario being discussed
RIDF pls go

>> No.12760623

>>12760612
I imagine it wouldn't be too different to how sons treat their mothers in more extreme parts of the world. As you said, love and respect, but Mommy has the final word. If anything, they might want to confide in their Daddy more.

>> No.12760624

>>12760617
>strawman
>The men only exist to either look after their homes while they’re away, or provide spirit energy for them when they return from war or a “Man Hunt.”

>They like to show off when they violate their husbands, revealing their strength to the other Amazoness and asserting their claims of ownership over their men.
>ownership

Fuck you and your whore bitch boy.

>> No.12760625

>>12760612
>Would amazon daughterus treat their fathers with respect and prominence or would they just see them as walking spermbags?

They'd treat them like how we treat mothers in our culture. You love, respect and obey them, and have a soft spot in your heart for them even when you're fully grown. You get mad when someone insults them. She'll always be his little girl, no matter how big and stronk she grows up to be.

But ultimately, mother knows best.

>> No.12760627

>>12760621
Don't feed the amazon haters, fella.

>> No.12760628

>>12760616
Maybe she'd ever-so-subtly sneak her long, slender fingers towards your throbbing, drooling dick under the naked apron?

>> No.12760630

>>12760621
Amazon go and stay go, pick on someone your own size, like demon realm beasts, you piece of crap.

>> No.12760631

>>12760612
Like shit seeing as how they see their own mother treating their dad like a worthless spermbag. That behaviour would get ingrained from a young age and soon the daughter would be unable to take the father seriously either. There is little waiting for a man who cannot prove himself to be superior or equal in a relationship.

>> No.12760634

>>12760612
>taught from childhood men are inferior

Gee I fucking wonder.

>> No.12760642

>>12760634
>>12760631
So were you raised in cultures where you treat your mothers like shit?

Seeing as how amazons have obvious real world parallels I can only imagine that you're speaking from experience right?

>> No.12760643

>>12760628
>Hmm. Perhaps it could use a little seasoning.
>And a little... tenderizing...
>Make sure to... squeeze out all the juice...
>And knead, and roll. Faster, harder now.
>Good boy.

>> No.12760647

>>12760497

>If she doesn't, all her friends and coworkers will know that she's a no-good sexual pervert who likes cuddling. She could lose her job, and you'd both end up homeless.

Fuck that.

Fuck. That.

I'm neutral to Amazons, not a fan, not a hater either, but god damn, this is the shittiest culture I've seen yet. I don't blame the girl for it, as she clearly refuses to beat me up like she's expected to do, I blame the shitty "society" she was born in.

Time to leave and start anew somewhere else, away from this hellhole. She ain't gotta follow no stupid fucking customs like these.

>> No.12760648

>>12760642
I as raised in an environment which taught me to respect women. And I respect women. Clearly if I were raised to think nothing of women, I would think nothing of women. What is your point? Just look at how most mudslimes treat their women. Your bullshit argument of me not speaking from personal experience doesn't count for shit.

>> No.12760649

>>12760643
>her lewd uvula milking your urethra for all it's got the entire time it takes to cook the boar
I wish I could experience a deepthroat ;_;

>> No.12760652

>>12760642
We are taught to love and respect our parents, amazons are taught men are their lesser, are their fathers not men? It's tribal, there's no way to get away from it. This scenario of the nice amazon is complete hogwash.

>> No.12760653

>>12760497
Have a serious conversation about her "friends" And then find a new home far away.

>> No.12760659

>>12760648
>most mudslimes treat their women

as if that were the only culture where one gender is given priority.

The fact remains that you're cherrypicking the worst cultures and making them out to be hellholes for women when in reality most patriarchal societies show a ton of respect for women as wives and caretakers of children.

In any case pharaohs/anubis/girtablilu/sphinxes and most other egyptian monstergirls would be the ones to exemplify mudslime culture seeing as how they are geographically closest.

Amazons respect men for what their culture teaches them that they are, not as lesser, but as a half to a whole.

Just as american society did so less than a century ago.

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>>12760649
>tfw even if you found a loving partner your dick is probably too small to reach that far into her throat

>> No.12760663

>>12760652
>amazons are taught men are their lesser

Where are you getting this from?

Just think of a 1950s nuclear family and gender flip it. That's basically what amazon culture could be like.

Why is role reversal so hard for you people to understand?

>> No.12760667

>>12760497
>marrying an amazon

>> No.12760668

>>12760661
Blowjobs just sound gross to me. The idea of putting someone's genitals in your mouth is revolting.

>> No.12760670

>>12760659
>as if that were the only culture where one gender is given priority.
It was an example. I never said it was the only one. Now you're just trying to start shit.
>donsen't teach that men are lesser
Wrong.

>> No.12760673

>>12760497
>her enviroment forces her to treat her man like shit
>life could be destroyed because she doesn't treat her husband like an object

I don't know what to feel. I just know I don't like it.

>> No.12760676

>>12760668
>the idea of putting someone's genitals in your mouth is revolting
Never before in these threads have I been able to call someone an utter pleb with such confidence.
How is it any different to having their tongue in your mouth? Do you love your partner or not?

>> No.12760677

I personally like amazons but this whole husband beating threadcannon is dumb.

>> No.12760680

>>12760663
>matriarchal society
>men are viewed as weak and as property

Have you even read their profile?

>inb4 generalizing

They're amazons dude, if you think it's just a stereotype, remember we have those for a reason.

>> No.12760681

>>12760668
Blowjobs are just the hottest thing for me. All that lewd drool all over your dick, hanging from it after you withdraw~ It's just too bad the only one I've had felt like shit.

>> No.12760683

>>12760676
Because they don't piss from their mouth and I assume they have proper dental hygiene.

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>>12760661
That's why shorstacks and petite women exist.

>>12760668
>doesn't like blowjobs

>> No.12760691

>>12760680
Women are still said to "belong" to their husbands in some traditional cultures. That doesn't mean they're treated like shit.

And women are also traditionally identified as being weaker than men and more fragile. Again, no reason to assume they must be treated like shit.

And KC has laid out elsewhere that all MGs love their husbands, because muh hugbox.

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Operate with your waifu.

>> No.12760699

>>12760694
but I don't like killing

>> No.12760702

I prefer Lizardman, Salamanders, Werewolves and the like to Amazons because if you beat the former, you gain a loving wife who loves and respects her husband. If you lose, in the case of the first two, and were able to give her a good run, you'll still be viewed as valuable. Once you're part of a werewolf pack, you're family, and will be protected. Amazons on the other hand have to dominate their husbands, or be seen as weak/scorned/cast out. They're just no good.

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>>12760677

I don't understand why some people are so hellbent on following the threadcannon, especially when it comes to monstergirls who have some degree of infamy "Just because".

Some people think all Manticores are and should always be sadistic bitches just because they're Manticores, some people think all Ushi-Onis are and should always be bold, near-unstoppable rapetrains. And then there are people who keep saying all Amazons are husband beating whores because "that's what their profile says".

"Evil" monstergirls like Manticores, Ushi-Onis and Amazons can be cute and loveable girls too, they don't have to be the worst of the worst all the damn time. People are deliberately limiting their own imagination by following these stupid canons, treating them like law instead of creating their own, shaping these girls' personalities into something that fits their tastes.

They're all puppets, tangled in strings of canons.

There are no strings on me.

>> No.12760708

>>12760694
>Man Faced
>Spider
Garbage.

>> No.12760711

>>12760691
We're not talking about traditional cultures, we're talking of a group that views men as property. They're prizes, and men are their "lessers" and are to be violated in full display to show how broken they are. Are you being dumb on purpose.

>> No.12760713

>>12760704
>all Amazons are husband beating whores because "that's what their profile says"

The issue is that the profile doesn't even say this. But whatever.

I just want a big lovable amazoness to let me sit on her lap and cuddle on a cold winter day, drinking hot chocolate with marshmellows in a sweater I knit for her.

>> No.12760720

>>12760713
>Amazon
>cold
>sweater
You're mixing themes here buddy, Amazons are tan beauties that take you away to a tropical paradise.

>> No.12760723

>>12760713

>The issue is that the profile doesn't even say this

Oh, sorry. Kinda talked out of my ass for a second there, but yeah. Generalizing can get pretty damn annoying at times.

>> No.12760724

>>12760043
Silk confirmed traitor.

Alternatively Silk confirmed fucking useless and not helping.

>> No.12760730

>>12760720
Who's the buff dommy Yuki-Onna then? 'Cause that's my fetish.

>> No.12760731

>>12760704
Because that's their whole shtick . Amazons are raging botches who view men as breeding tools. The only thing KC changes is that they don't kill you once they're done with you, instead you become property.

Manticores mellow out. Not that I care about them.

>defending Ushi Oni

I bet you take candy from Sabbath with a big, stupid grin on your face.

>> No.12760735

>>12760694
But what if I don't know how to shoot weapon?

>> No.12760739

>>12760731

I reject both yours and KC's canons and substitute them with my own. Simple as that.

>Condemning Ushi-Oni

I take it you haven't heard of Fia yet?

>> No.12760742

>>12760735
It's actually rather easy. Though killing people is not something you should do with your waifu. Waifus are for increasing the population, not decreasing it.

>> No.12760743

>>12760713
>raised as warrior from birth
>reversed values
>they existed as traditional amazons before the demon lord changed them
>men are property

The hell do think would happen if you disobey? Not that it's stop me. Escape or death, amazons get fucked.


You wouldn't happen to be that "invincible ushi oni" guy, would you?

>> No.12760747

>>12760739
Ushi-oni is love, Fia is a boring tomoko.

>> No.12760750

>>12760702
>If you lose, in the case of the first two, and were able to give her a good run, you'll still be viewed as valuable.
Seen as valuable by her but not by anyone else due to you now most likely missing an arm.

>> No.12760753

>>12760739
>I reject both yours and KC's canons and substitute them with my own. Simple as that.

That's gonna cause friction when you come into the thread talking about the "goodness" of amazons. It's YOUR canon.

>Seriously defending ushi oni

Oh, he's a retard.

>> No.12760755

>>12760711
I'm not sure how you're not getting this. If women can be treated similarly in traditional societies, and amazonesses are just the role reversed version of those, I don't see why they have to be abusive.

>From the profile: "Their society is matriarchal, so their views are exactly the opposite of most people’s."

Opposite of our society's traditional values of men owning their wives, and competing for them.

>"They have a very peculiar set of values, and prefer to have intercourse in the presence of others. They like to show off when they violate their husbands, revealing their strength to the other Amazoness and asserting their claims of ownership over their men. "

Plenty of societies encourage men to "show off" their wives, this just has sexual exhibitionism tacked on because it's KC and everything is sexual. That doesn't mean these women have to be abused.

>>12760720
So what, we can't have ushi-onis that leave the mountains and their rape caves?

If we're talking about a modern setting I'd imagine many of them would move out to colder regions.

>> No.12760756

>>12760750
>chopping arms off in a recreational match
They're not barbarians.

>> No.12760759

>>12760750
Demon Realm Silver dumbass.

>> No.12760761

>>12760694

Hey kid, you might wanna disengage the safety on your Galil before trying to shoot it.

>> No.12760762
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12760762

Oh look, people are bitching again. What is it with you and not being able to enjoy the simple things in life? Things like sweaters.

>> No.12760763

>>12760759
I'm pretty sure everyone here pretends that stupid shit doesn't exist.

>> No.12760767

>>12760762
I am but people are bitching at me for wanting an amazoness to wear a sweater.

>> No.12760768
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12760768

So you pulled yoursef up by the bootstraps and applied for the MGC procreation program, huh? Congrats and welcome to the city where everybody is somebody's onahole and any schmuck can land it big with a tanuki or a dragon if he has enough luck. Just to get ourselves started, where exactly do you plan on living?

1. The slums: The rent's cheap enough and your neighbors aren't criminals at the very least, though the same can't be said of most other inhabitants. Living to your right is a married holstaurus with her husband and teenaged daughters who will be absolutely delighted to have you over for dinner. Expect plenty of homemade products. To your left lives an oomukade who will rarely visit you as an excuse to socialize and bring some surprisingly tasty food. With all the cash you're saving it will be a good idea to buy some extra locks.

2. Suburbia: The houses are the same for miles around and you can easily get lost trying to separate one park from the next. The price is a bit high but the security is also just as good to make up for it. Best of all is that the only monstergirls living nearby are those from decent backgrounds. Your neighbor to the right is an older gentleman whose shirohebi wife has long passed away. Visit him if you enjoy listening to stories of MGC in the old days. To your left lives a group of college lizardgirls who frequently spar in the backyard, they'd be more than welcome to having you join them.

3. High rise apartment: You better be dating a tanuki to pay for this place, because you'll be out on your ass if you aren't rolling in benjamins. The security here is top-notch and each of your neighbors are related to, work for, or ARE the elites of MGC. Since the apartment is so big you only have one neighbor on the same floor as you; a lonely ryuu who hasn't had anybody pray to her since the beginning of the internet age. She won't cling to you, but let's just say she's very open to company and will always comfort you in ANY way she can.

>> No.12760770

>>12760755
>They like to show off when they violate their husbands
>gentle amazon
I bet they'd have a whole club for deviant sex play like finger-interlocking, leglocking and kissing creampies.

>> No.12760773

>>12760753

I'm not here to enforce Amazons or Ushi-Onis on anyone, man. All I'm trying to say is that they don't have to be evil rapemachines/possessive husband beaters all the damn time in every story/setting ever.

Sure, they can still be portrayed like that by people who want to see them that way, but not everyone has the same mentality, and this is coming from a guy who isn't even into Amazons or Ushi-Onis.

>> No.12760774

>>12760770
Gentle femdom is a thing, bro.

>> No.12760775

>>12760755
We compete for them, but don't act like we own them, men are property to amazons. There's showing off, and there's raping your wife in front of everyone to show how she's yours. Stop being dense.
Because that's their culture. Jus because they kidnap a guy doensn,t mean he's gonna accept being treated like a woman.

>> No.12760779

>>12760768
High rise.

>> No.12760781
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12760781

>>12760762
I love sweaters, but I live in a place too hot for them.
How about something more appropriate for an hot environment?

>> No.12760783

>>12760768
What about the countryside?

>> No.12760784

>>12760773
If you don't care about the girl's in question, why are you in the argument?

>All I'm trying to say is that they don't have to be evil rapemachines/possessive husband beaters all the damn time in every story/setting ever.

Some stuff doesn't wash out.

>> No.12760785

>>12760763
Even then, why would they chop off someone's arm in a friendly match? They'd spill some blood, sure, but they'd rather not have you bleed to death. Especially considering that if you encountered a wandering lizard girl, chances are you are very far away from the nearest place you could get medical attention.

>> No.12760794

>>12760763
I don't know about that.

>> No.12760797

How would you feel about having a kumiho yandere stalker?

>> No.12760803

>>12760797
Bad enough to jump into the arms of an Ogre so she beats her into a bloody pulp.

>> No.12760805

>>12760797
Does she want to eat my liver?

If yes, buying a gun and calling police

If no, we can work something out with animal livers or something.

>> No.12760806

>>12760784

>why are you in the argument?

I don't know, I'm wondering why you even started it in the first place, because I sure didn't.

>Some stuff doesn't wash out

And then we end up having needless friction between Anons whenever someone mentions Manticores or Amazons. Guess it's part of /mgg/'s "culture" or something. Oh well, whatever.

>> No.12760807

>>12760762
Because amazons are shit and ruin all that is good.

>> No.12760808

>>12760683
>Piss
>Being bad
You do know that they used boiled piss as a isenfectant because it kills bacteria, right?

>> No.12760809

>>12760805
>calling police
Be careful. Today officers Chesihre and Manticore are on duty.

>> No.12760810

>>12760763
I don't pretend it doesn't exist.

I pretend that it causes the same amount of pain as a real weapon would and effectively makes it a perfect non-lethal weapon.

Slice through a neck / vital and it's instant KO, lop off a hand and it's basically a unusable broken hand for a while, ect.

>> No.12760812

>>12760763
Why? Because it gets in the way of your already inane bitching about mutilation in nonlethal sparring?

>> No.12760818

>>12760808
>>12760683
And surely you know that the reason guys usually pis after ejaculating is because assuming you're having sex with some 3DPD , your body does it to flush out your urinary tract and kill any germs or bacteria which made its way up there. You know that, right? And that it was used to bleach clothes?

>> No.12760819

>>12760809
Still preferable to a kumiho.

>> No.12760820

>>12760797
>She will never try to supress her urge to eat your liver because she loves you
>she will never stalk you every minute of the day
>she will never call you 오빠~

>> No.12760822

>>12760806
I hate amazons, but it wasn't me.

>> No.12760823
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12760823

Looking through the archive and noticed this. Are there more of these? Is this writefag still around?

>> No.12760828

>>12760812
There aren't too many ways to use a sword non-lethally in an actual fight. And I doubt a Salamander would keep track of points or some shit in her head like it's some kind of sport.

>> No.12760829

>>12760823
go to the master list pastebin and find monstergirlcrossing

>> No.12760833

>>12760775
>but don't act like we own them
Many men do feel this way, though.

And it was still much more common to think of women as being "owned" by their wives in 1950s ultra-consersative america. Doesn't mean they were all abused.

>There's showing off, and there's raping your wife in front of everyone to show how she's yours.
It's not rape if you want it. Just exhibitionism.
"Hey, lets have sex in the village square. I want to show off how good I am at pleasuring you and make everyone jelly of my cute husband."
No abuse here.

>Jus because they kidnap a guy doensn,t mean he's gonna accept being treated like a woman.

No shit. But this is a fantasy for people who like amazons, right? If the idea of role reversal bothers you this much just butt out. I don't go around screaming how other MGs I don't like can't love their husbands.

Whatever, let's just stop here, shall we?

>> No.12760834

>>12760768
They all seem fine really. I would enjoy the company at the slums the most, but i'm a sucker for decent security (it's my background) so i'd probably go for the suburbia or high rise (if I could somehow afford that).

>> No.12760840

>>12759365
I wouldn't mind being a dickthrone for Anubis, but she isn't my waifu.

>> No.12760846

>>12760828
I'm sure one person having their blade pointed at the other's neck or heart or something, or someone being disarmed would be a sufficient victory condition. MGE monster girls being the way they are, they would avoid seriously hurting their opponent. Although if she has to hold back for your safety, you probably aren't good enough to get a lizard's loins burning up anyway.

>> No.12760850

>>12760768
Suburbia is where I've always lived, and I don't see a reason to change that now. Cool Old Dude will become my mentor, the Lizards my bros.

>> No.12760853

>>12760833
>women as being "owned" by their wives

amusing typo.

>> No.12760856

>>12759716
Sounds like they have it ruff

>> No.12760858

>>12760606
I'll finish this later when the thread hasn't devolved into more degeneracy over some bullshit argument.

>> No.12760862

>>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

Rusalka update, in which Theinn kills some goblins, gets stabbed through the heart by paladin-chan and it's too late. He gave love a bad name, and meets a muscle mage.

>> No.12760865

>an amazon will never brutally fuck you until you pass out
>she will never comfort you in your sleep and gently wake you up in the morning
>you will never be her loyal househusband
in a modern relationship but role reversed
>she will never get back from work and pass out on the bed

>> No.12760867

>>12760668
In theory, I can see your point. But really, if you're that concerned about it, just ask 'em to use some mouthwash first or somethin'.

Blowjobs are nice. Feel just as good as straight-sex. Well, for the guy anyway. And the Ghoul.

>> No.12760870

>>12760865
>she will never comfort you in your sleep and gently wake you up in the morning
Damn straight that would never happen.

>> No.12760872

>>12760833
>many men feel this way
Feminist spotted.
>It's not rape if you want it.
IF you want it.
>Amazon caring whether you want to or not
>If the idea of role reversal bothers you this much just butt out.
Kinda hard to when questions are open to anyone.

>> No.12760873

>>12760865
No you get it.

Modern amazon settings should be a thing.

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12760879

>>12760853
I wouldn't mind seeing a lesbian Elf ranger keeping a slutty human girl as a slave.
>It's all good, innit?

>> No.12760880

>>12760873
Now*

>> No.12760884

>>12760865
>you will never be her loyal househusband

Damn straight I won't.

>> No.12760885

>>12760858
Oh great going, another writer leaves because of how shit we are.

>> No.12760886
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12760886

>>12760879
>lesbian Elf
My boner can't stand the image of MG yuri.

>> No.12760888

>>12760873
>she will never leave for her job while giving you a good bye kiss
>you will never clean the house and prepare.dinner while simultaneously work on your thesis/whatever is required from your job
>you will never bring your daughterus from day care and cook dinner and read bed time stories to them

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>>12760886
>My boner can't stand
You mean you don't like it?

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12760894

>>12760879
>yuri

>> No.12760895

>>12760873
Nah.

>> No.12760898

>>12760862
And I just realised that my story so far exceeds 80k words, and I'm only just getting into the flow of things. Shieeet

As always, feedback is appreciated.

>> No.12760899

>>12760893
No. MG yuri will be really nice.
But I automatically imagine my dick between their crotches, in a sandwich of lewdness

>> No.12760900

>>12760895
Why not? Every other MG gets imported to modern settings.

Not forcing an opinion, just curious.

>> No.12760902

>>12760898
Word of warning, around 90k you hit the max limit of pastebin. It's a good feeling.

>> No.12760904

>>12760900
Do you not understand there are amazon haters in the thread?

>> No.12760905

>>12760900
You're only allowed to like things he likes, because he is the arbiter of all that is acceptable. Didn't you get the memo?
>>12760899
That's to be expected. I wonder what would have happened if Luka had just sneaked in and stuck his dick in-between them...

>> No.12760907

>>12760904
I do, but I could not determine if you/he was one from "Nah."

>> No.12760908
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12760908

It's okay anon! I'm your friend and I want to protect your smile!

>> No.12760910

>>12760908
>MG protecting my smile

Muh heartboner.

>> No.12760911

>>12760905
Great and wonderous things would happen.

Unfortunately Luka would probably walk in, stub a toe, and then ejaculate uncontrollably for the next hour.

>> No.12760912

>>12760908
>she will never be respected again

I hate you all.

>> No.12760913

>>12760902
Cool, I'll keep that in mind.

>> No.12760915

>>12760912
>never be respected
I think that was pretty positive. You're too dark and mature to appreciate a shounen MC mentality?

>> No.12760917

>>12760912
Threadcannon is immutable law. Deal w/ it

>> No.12760918

>>12760912
M'Lord.

>> No.12760919

>>12760905
Stay mad amazon bitch boy.

>> No.12760920

>>12760912
*Tips bonnet*

>> No.12760921

>>12760919
>amazon bitch boy
But anon, I'm a Dragon's bitch boy and proud of it! My sugar mommy is richer than yours!

>> No.12760922

>>12760917
>>>/reddit/

>> No.12760925

>>12760915
What?

>>12760917
NO.

>> No.12760926

>>12760922
>>>/sarcasmtutorial/

>>>/autismawareness/

>> No.12760932

How do you think a brothel in MGC would work?(Of course the prostitutes are human males)
please dont ban me

>> No.12760933
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12760933

A Lizardgirl comes across an Amazon slapping an innocent human boy's ass in public, objectifying them and raping them without sex.

What does she do?

>> No.12760935

>>12760926
>thinking that carried sarcasm well
>parroting "autism"

>>>/b/

>> No.12760938

>>12760933
Tells her to check her privilege?

>> No.12760939

>>12760932
Read the story about the kitsune businesswoman and the callboy

>> No.12760940

>>12760932
Oh sure. But they're not called "Brothels".

They're called "Instant Purchase Wedding Chapels". Incredibly high turn-over, you know. Employees getting married and taken away each time, unless the customer is a Beelzebub or some such.

>> No.12760943

>>12760921
But does she love you?

>> No.12760946

>>12760943
What is love?

>> No.12760947

>>12760943
Sure she does. Why else would she keep around a washed up loser who never amounted to anything?

>> No.12760948

>>12760933
She goes home and writes about it in her blog.

>> No.12760949

>>12760885
I'm not leaving I just might not write till i get home from the cardshop tonight. Or maybe I'll finish before I leave, either way taking a bbreak and eating some food while shitstorms.

>> No.12760950

>>12760912
Don't worry, i'll love her.

>> No.12760951

>>12760921
>Dragon's Bitch Boy
Mah nigga.

>> No.12760952

>>12760933
>reaches into her pocket for her "Hi! You just said something extremely problematic!" cards
>She's been waiting for this moment ever since she printed the template off of tumblr
>the Amazon laughs and throws it away
>Lizardgirl writes a post on tumblr that night about how she dealt a crushing blow to the matriarchy

Anyone have the picture of the cards I mean? I forget the exact wording.

>> No.12760953

>>12760933
Cuts off her arms and strangles her with her own spadetail. Chilvary is serious business.

>> No.12760954

How would a monster girl mindbreak a human boy through rape to love her?

>> No.12760958

>>12760953
Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

>> No.12760960

>>12760952
Holy shit I'm laughing. What will become of this world with all these pussies around? Maybe 2017 anon is right, and we'll be big enough sissies by then that the space elves will have us bent over a barrel.

>> No.12760961

>>12760933
>"Ahem, 'scuse me madam. Th-that young sir doesn't a-appreciate such objectifying treatment--"
>"Yeah? What are you gonna do about it?"
>*shoots kamehameha wave thru amazoness*
>*grabs boy the waist*
>"I have saved you from most dire villainly, M'Lord."
>"B-but who are you?"
>*takes off aviator shades*
>"Me? I'm nobody. Just a warrior of justice."
>*Moonwalks away while the HB jacks him self off to her awesomeness*

>> No.12760963

>>12760946
Lizardman singing this at Karaoke.

>> No.12760965

In monstergirl alternate universe wouldn't sjws be males and white knights be female? classes on masculinism on how males are equal to females to replace feminism. Or am I analyzing this too much?

>> No.12760966

>>12760954
Have you played MGQ?

>> No.12760970

>>12760965
The Lizardgirl Bonnet tipper isn't meant to be an SJW as such, more of a "white-knight" or "nice-guy". The equivalent of a guy who will do absolutely anything a girl tells him to do in our world, in the vain hope that it will lead into her bed.

>> No.12760972

>>12760961
>not unsheathes katana w/teleport

I still liked it though.

>> No.12760974

>>12760963
baby dont hurt me no more

>>12760970
thanks

>> No.12760976

>>12760970
But a White Knight is a SJW, just different motivation than your typical tumblrette feminist.

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12760977

>>12760912
Wait what did anon do to Lizard Girl?

>> No.12760978

>>12760972
She left her katana at home and she's recharging her teleportation stones.

>> No.12760980
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12760980

>>12760970
Of course, this merely makes Lizardgirls pathetic, unlike Wyverns who are chivalrous Allies of Justice (TM) with no ulterior motives.

>> No.12760981

>>12760976
>I'm just a nice girl, trying to help those poor human boys who get bullied.

>> No.12760982

>>12760965

Imagine how fun it'd be to see Monstergirls publicly putting SJWs to shame by either ignoring them completely as they rant, bitch and moan on the streets or straight up telling them how and why their efforts are flawed and overall just bullshit in general.

And then there'd be the short tempered monstergirls who'd kick those invasive "progressive" whores shit in in self defense if the fat bitches ever get the balls to go as far as to touch them.

>> No.12760984

>>12760978
Please, true self-inster- HEROES have no recharge times and can summon their katanas at will using ancient family bloodline techniques.

>> No.12760987

>>12760984
>no recharge times
ALL heroes need recharge times. Unless they're Saitama.

>> No.12760988

>>12760982
This is why the world needs monster girls.

>> No.12760989

>>12760980
This girl sounds like she's just trying to convince herself. Like "I'm a whore and I've never met a man who is kind without ulterior motives, therefor they can't exist, because if they exist then that means that the problem lay with me!"

>> No.12760990

>>12760977
Turned her into a laughingstock. That story is not flattering either, a lizardman cheating.

>> No.12760994

>>12760982
Everytime I remember that story with the shirohebi wrapped around her husband while some cunt interviews him makes me smile.

>> No.12760996

>>12760981
"Why are human boys always frienzoning me? Im a nice girl"

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>>12760970
>>12760982
>>12760988
Old but good.

>> No.12761000

>>12760994
have a screncap or pastebin?

>> No.12761001

>>12760994
What story?
Link or author name?

>> No.12761002

>>12760989
Considering how old that "girl" is, that's not likely. She's just right.
>>12760996
>All the heroines on TV always get laid after they save the human boy!

>> No.12761004

>>12760994
I do, but my folders are cluttered to hell right now. Let me do a quick check.

>> No.12761006

>>12761002
>"I blame the Matriarchy! They make Monster Girls believe are entitled to a human boy! They also hold Human Boys to ridiculously high standards! We need to have video games depicting violence against human boys pulled from shelves!"
>"P-Please fuck me human boys..."

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12761007

>>12760990
>Lizardman Cheating
>Not the intent at all

I should have just written a damn short story instead of going for that sea shanty shenaniganery.

Curse you to hell Johnny!

>> No.12761009

>>12761006
This is extremely adorable for some reason.

>> No.12761010

>>12760998
Man I can just imagine such cold apathy in MGC. "Rape days" at least they are a thing.

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12761013

>>12761006
>Tropes vs Human Boys
Oh fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! You ruined everything forever!

>> No.12761015

>>12761007
>September 2013

It all seems so long ago.

I've spent way too much time in these threads.

>> No.12761017

>>12761004
meant for >>12761000

>> No.12761018

>>12761015
No you haven't.

>> No.12761020

>>12761013
Those ears.
That bush

Never before had I wanted to fuck a touhou.

>> No.12761022
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12761022

>You will never take a rough, Minotaur thug off the streets and convert her to the way of Hathor.
>She will never be reborn as a humble priestess who blushes when asked about her past life by the children at the Hathor Church.

>> No.12761023

>>12761022
Why do hathorfags have to ruin everything

I used to like minotaurs before you people showed up

>> No.12761025

>>12761020
>He's never wanted to fuck a 2hu before.

>> No.12761026

>>12761022
>Wanting to defile a thugdere Minotaur.

>> No.12761027

>>12761020
>wanting to fuck her because of the bush and ears of all things

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12761030

>>12761000
Here.

>>12761001
Sorry, I meant greentext.

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12761031

>>12761023
>I don't need no goddess to tell me who to breastfeed!
Some of them are still untamed.

>> No.12761033

>>12761023
>>12761026
But now she no longer lives a life of crime. And she's now a moe blob just like everyone else.

>> No.12761034

>>12761023
They're basically moefags with a spin on cowtits.

Rough and tumble minotaur? How about a submissive makeover with leaky tits!

Raping ushi-onis? Lovingly nursing ushi-onis with leaky tits!

Gang fostering Oni? Leaky tits Onis!

Everytime, and then they expect you to praise them for turning every monstergirl into a blushing mess of milk.

>> No.12761035

>>12761031
Isn't breastfeeding a holstaurus thing? Minotaurs are bulls.

>> No.12761036

>>12761006
>you will never pretend to be a meek human boy
>you will never start a blog on how all these rapists running loose doesn't let you feel safe
>you will never gather a small following of well to do Monstergirls
>you will never walk around town like the big cheese with your posses of white knight bodyguards
>you will never drown in SJW monsterpussy

>> No.12761038

>>12761023
Because when somebody says one thing about a certain species you take it as law for every member of that species. Essentially you're retarded and have no imagination.

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12761039

>>12761031
And can be found at that bar called: "The Screaming Shota"?

>> No.12761042

>>12761030
Yes, that is adorable

>> No.12761043

Touhous eat people.

>> No.12761044

>>12761031
Why is her head so tiny?

>> No.12761045

That would only work for a little bit while they still expect you to put out because they're such good "Friends"

Soon your harem of lizardgirls and oomukade will be reduced to that single lizardgirl who masturbates to your blog and steals your underwear while whispering about "M'lord..."

>> No.12761046

>>12761035
No, they're aurochs. Because if they were bulls, they'd be male, and that would not be okay.

>> No.12761048

>>12761039
>The Screaming Shota
Is that name as literal as The Burning Man?

>> No.12761052

>>12761045
>who masturbates to your blog and steals your underwear while whispering about "M'lord..."

kek

Well, I've always wanted a beta orbiter. Even if I'm already going out with that hot oni jock who invited me to her football game.

>> No.12761053
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12761053

Daidouji jinko when?
Please

>> No.12761056

>>12761023
Hathorite convets are mainly Holsts. This is the first time minotaurus have been placed in the church. Why are you mad?

>> No.12761060

>>12761048
It's the drinking hole of the meanest, rapeiest MGs in town.

From Oni to Minotaurus, Shark Girls to Hellhounds.

Men who enter The Screaming Shota are either brave, have a rapewish or are just a lost tourist.

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>>12761060
Is it also a place for villainous adventurers to recruit party members? Picture not necessarily related.

>> No.12761072

I wish I had a yandere kikimora

>> No.12761075

>>12761056
You people turn everything into cowtits and milk. I was here when this whole thing got started.

>> No.12761077

>>12761070
Beautiful midsection. What are these? I've never played WoW

>> No.12761078

>>12760905
Nah. Being the hero takes a lot of your time.
And you can only have your jealous monster lord to fuck.
It's better be an anon who could be rapped by any MG.

>> No.12761079

>>12761075
There is literally nothing wrong with cowtits.

>> No.12761080

>>12761070
Man... I would a space goat any day.

>> No.12761081

>>12761072
Kikimora a shit.

>> No.12761084

>>12761079
Except when they're hilariously oversized and disproportionate, as seems to be the taste of most of you people judging by the art that gets posted here.

>> No.12761085

>>12761075
So do I.

>>12761075
I'm not a Hathorite. Still, would you like to go back the days of the Sabbath overlords? Fuck that, I'll take the Hathorites 10 out 10 times over those fags.

>> No.12761087

>>12761084
Are you anatomy anon?

>>12761081
You haven't even baited the hooks.

>> No.12761088
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>>12761077
It's called a Draenei. They're aliens who mysteriously follow the same religion as the Alliance dudes.
So anyway, what kind of places do evil high-class Monster Girls hang out in?

>> No.12761091

>>12761087
>Are you anatomy anon?

No. Why are you acting like it's a really anal nitpicky thing to not like poorly drawn boobs and stick figures?

>> No.12761092

>>12761085
>days of the Sabbath overlords
There were never any days like that.

>> No.12761093

>>12761084
Cowtits are love, it's fine if you don't like them but of you're trying to depreciate them, well, go be an alp somewhere else.

>> No.12761094

>>12761070
Yep, everything from Lich mages, Succubus Rogues and Red Oni Berserkers.

>> No.12761098

>>12761088
The Dragons Den?

>> No.12761099

>>12761091
Because you're being such a bitch about it, we get it, you only like "high quality art" or whatever, no one gives a shit. But you.

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>>12761035
Minotaurus csn breastfeed you very well.

>> No.12761101

>>12761093
Cowtits are fine. But not when they're 10 times the size of her head. It's just looks /d/ then.

>> No.12761103

>>12760994
>Shirohebi and boyfriend being immersed in a special feeling when?

>> No.12761106

>>12761098
>The Dragon's Den
>literally just a Black Dragon's living room
Nice.

>> No.12761110

>>12761088
>aliens

But why do they look like demons?

>>12761092
LIKE HELL THERE WEREN'T. Everything was DFC this, flat is justice that, smugccubus, lolification for everyone and forcefully eating Sabbath cookies. FUCK. THAT. JAZZ.

>> No.12761111

>>12761099
Just voicing my opinion. If people can call other people's waifus shit then I have every right to.

>> No.12761116

>>12761110
I would take smugccubus over the typical hathorite any day.

>> No.12761118

>>12761110
>But why do they look like demons?
They are space goats. Not demons. Seriously though I assume they share common ancestry with the succubi of the burning Legion.

>> No.12761121

>>12761110
>why do they look like demons
In Warcraft, Demons are aliens. And so are Orcs. And Ogres. But Elves evolved from Jamaican Trolls.

>> No.12761122

>>12761106
>All the MG superpowers have meetings there.
>A Tanuki crimelord.
>A brooding Apophis.
>At the head is the current head of the Black Dragon family.

I would be spooked working as a waiter there.

>> No.12761123

I want to go out with a lizardgirl so I can fuck her salamander room-mate, her cute inari neighbor AND her own mom

>> No.12761125

>>12761111
There's voicing an opinion and there's being a literal faggot.

>>12761101
The breast on that "touch the cow" thing are nowhere near /d/ size.

>> No.12761127

>>12761122
>working as a waiter
Actually, they'd be so classy they would probably leave you alone and concentrate on stuff like
>Ladies, how do we rape Anondalf?

>> No.12761128

>>12761110
>Everything was

No it wasn't you lying fuck.

>> No.12761129

>>12761110
>But why do they look like demons?
Because they're refugees of a race that became demons

>> No.12761130

>>12761072
>Waking up to the sight of her standing over your bed whispering about how much she loves you
>Walking to your wor to bring you her heartshaped lunch box to eat with you and tidy you up at her leisure
>coming home early to find her fast asleep in your dirty laundry with her legs spread open
>Finding post-it notes around the house proclaiming how much she loves you and how she wants to marry master
>Whenever you bring female company she scrubs the house twice as hard afterwards to clean her territory
>She has your birthday marked on her calender with double hearts and exclamation points
>Sometimes you find her late at night trying out your sweaters and rubbing her scent on everything
>Whenever you come home from the gym she insists on personally washing you so she can savor every second

A Yandere kikimora is just a normal kikimora with extra devotion to her master and a jealous streak.

>> No.12761131

>>12761116
Fuck you, I'm glad she's dead.

>> No.12761135

>>12761110
>Everything was DFC this

not it wasn't, the flatfags had a place just as well as the cowtits with their holstauri.

Now it's ONLY cowtits with loli being hated on and baphomets being shitposted whenever they're posted.

Every once in a while a loli is fine too, but you guys act as if it were futa and rage about it.

>> No.12761139

>>12761128
Your new is showing.

>> No.12761140

>>12761103
You mean like...
http://i.imgur.com/cmblbK2.jpg

Drawfags?

>> No.12761144

>>12761123
Keep it in your pants, slut.

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>>12751925
op what magic did you use? this thread is over 3000 posts!

>> No.12761148

>>12761127
>classy
Indeed. The 'playing pool' kind of classy.

>> No.12761152

>>12761146
This is normal.
We once had 4000 posts.

>> No.12761155

>>12761148
>pool
That's trouble my friends! That's trouble with a capital T that rhymes with P that stands for Pool!

>> No.12761156

>>12761146
It's common for these threads.

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>>12761131
I do miss all the delicious Lilith though.

>> No.12761160
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>>12761128
Besides, flatfags are scum, they want everything.

>> No.12761161

>>12761139
3/10 was pretty obvious, but still got a reply out of me.

>> No.12761162

I want to fuck Polt.

>> No.12761165
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>>12761135
image related.
I'll delete it in 10 minutes, fuck off

>> No.12761172

>>12761157
Looks like a crossdressing boy.

>> No.12761173

>>12761165
please remember to delete this image since it isn't monstergirl related and takes up precious image space for the serious thread posters

just kidding, but seriously, fuck that cunt who goes around making those comments.

>> No.12761174

>>12761103
>"Being outdoors in this red moon with my lover immerses me in a special feeling. I like it"
>Says Anon while his Shirohebi girlfriend hides her face
>To mask her horny, psychotic smile of imminent rape

Somebody needs to do this.

>> No.12761177

>>12761135
I don't dislike loli, I dsilike the faggots who force flat into everything. We've had loli apophis and pharaoh recently and no one complained, but I remember the shitstorm that happened when someone delolified baphomet, fuck you lolifags.

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12761178

It sure is lonely in the desert... I wonder if anon still remembers me?

>> No.12761181

>>12761178
that bitch needs a bath

>> No.12761182

>>12761177
>delolified baphomet
mind posting it?

Sounds hot as fuck.

>> No.12761185

>>12761173
He may be abboying, but it works and I thank him. We're 3000 post sin and we still have images.

>> No.12761186

>>12761181
Are you going to give her a spongebath then? She'd love one.

>> No.12761187

>>12761181
And after the bath a lot of hand holding and vanilla kisses and cuddles

>> No.12761188

>>12761185
*annoying

>> No.12761191
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>>12761177
There are sabbath fags, and then there are DFC fags. You don't have to be both. And anyway non-loli DFC is comparatively rare.

>>12761172
I'll smack your shit, son.

>> No.12761192

>>12761182
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Adult_Baphomet.png

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Baphy.png

>> No.12761193

>>12761121
>Jamaican Trolls
Ah yes, that was my favorite part of the games back when I still played.

>> No.12761194

>>12761178
Chupa-chan isn't in the desert, she's in Mexico
it's even worse

>> No.12761197

>>12761194
Wherever she is, she has been sustaining herself on goat blood, tequila and mescaline. Now go save her you jerks!

>> No.12761198

>>12761194
Then all you need to do is fry her taco with your dick and fill her with your hot, spicy chilli.

>> No.12761199

>>12761178
Stop crossing my border illegally and stealing all my jobs.

>> No.12761201

>>12761191
Most DFCfags then were also sabbathfags. I don't know if that has changed, but I say again, I'll take the hathorites over Sabbath overlords faggots any day. Were you here for that thread where that guy found us after our exhile from /a/. He was a sabbathfag, got mad he couldn't post reaction images, to keep, anymore, and started spamming loli and eating up the posts. FUCK. SABBATHFAGS.

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>>12761193
Warcraft 4 when?
>>12761199
King Hussein-Osama says is cool, is no problemo senor, si?

>> No.12761205

>>12761199
American MG are fat, lazy asses.
Get a latina MG and she will share her poncho with you.

>> No.12761208

>>12761199
>not stealing all muh husbands

Come on man.

>> No.12761220

>>12761203
Stop having 15 daughterus you can't feed and making us pay for them.

>>12761205
At least American MGs grew up here their whole lives and contributed to this nation's glorious history.

>> No.12761225

Can amazons be illegal immigrants too? Or at least get mistaken for them?

>> No.12761226

>>12761053
I'd rather see a Listy jinko or an albino Noi jinko.

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>>12761205
>you will never share a poncho with chupa-chan, hands groping onto her plump ass as you wedge your dick between her thighs

>> No.12761238

>>12761201
I wasn't, but DFC fag predate Sabbath fags. At least they were capable of sophisticated intellectual debate as to the relative merits of DFC vs. DCT.

>> No.12761241

>>12761203
I wish to irrumate her.

>> No.12761244

>>12761226
>http://i.imgur.com/cmblbK2.jpg
Dai's animal is a tiger, it fits her the most. And muscles.

>> No.12761251

>>12761225
Anon, the thread just got chill again, shut up about amazons.

>> No.12761252

>>12761237
why is she so damn filthy?

>> No.12761254

>>12761205

>You'll never help Chupa-chan take a bath like a parent would to his child, as she has little experience in doing it herself
>You'll never leave her sparkling clean, handing over a towel and a clean, brand new poncho you bought for her
>She'll never be overjoyed with her new clothing despite it being a little too big for her
>She'll never express her gratitute by pulling her new poncho over your head and shoving you in it along with her so she can smother you with cuddles

>> No.12761256

>>12761252
She lives in Mexico.

>> No.12761261

>>12761252
because she wants you to clean her tenderly

>> No.12761268

>>12761241
You're not afraid of her fangs shredding your dick?

>>12761238
I'm glad that's dead too, now people mainly post what they like and we don't get in kilometric arguments about back problems, milk storage or whatever the fuck else.

>> No.12761280

>>12761225
>these damn immigrants keep kidnapping all muh HBs

>> No.12761285

>>12761268
>afraid of her fangs shredding your dick?
Nigga I'm turned on by it.

>> No.12761288

>>12761285
Do you want to chivalrously save the world, too?
captcha: pleasure

>> No.12761289

>>12761252
>>12761261
>"Oh no, Anon~. Don't hug me, I've been working in the field all day, and I'm sweaty~."
>She says, despite hugging you back
>Holding you in that position so you can smell her strong scent
>"Hey...Do you wanna wash me? It'll be fun~."

>> No.12761293

>>12761288
What? No. I just want that sweet sweet slimy germ-ridden illegal mouthpussy.

>> No.12761296

>>12761293
>What?
Violated Hero reference. Because you got turned on by something like that.

>> No.12761297

>>12761289
I'd date her if she wouldn't keep leaving her goddamn bicycle in front of my car

>> No.12761304
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>>12761285
You sir are a swine and not my nigga.

>> No.12761307
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>>12761226
There's already a Risty jinko pic.

>> No.12761310

>>12761304
>Don't mistreat the penis.jpg
Do. I want a cute girl to do exactly that. While we're on MG's, a magical healing-bite ability would be nice. Then I could have her bring me to orgasm with just her teeth penetrating my knob over and over as it heals up afterwards.

>> No.12761312

>>12761304
Why is she angry? Did the guy punt her cat away or something?

>> No.12761314

>>12761307
If only Jinko didn't have those fucking HUGE arms
She looks so disproportionate because of them

>> No.12761316

>>12761312
He probably said something like>>12761310

>> No.12761320

>>12761310
How do you orgasm from having your penis mutilated
There isn't even any pleasurable stimulus there

>> No.12761322

>>12761316
She might be grossed out but I doubt she would get angry. It is his penis after all.

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>>12761314
shut up faggot

>> No.12761324

>>12761312
no cat abuse pls

>> No.12761326

>>12761314
>>12761323

Big paws are the only disproportion I can tolerate

>> No.12761327

>>12761310
Guro fags please go and stay go.

>> No.12761329

>>12761320
Masochism I guess, and/or being turned on like hell?

>> No.12761331

>>12761326
Her arms and legs don't even look disproportionate. Just strong.

>> No.12761332

>>12761323
So is jinko are beefy cats,
And Minotauruses are beefy cows
and Ushi-Oni are the beefy spiders,
What are the beefy snakes
And what are the beefy mice
And what are the beefy birds?

>> No.12761335

>>12761312
Read the filename.

Not this one faggot.

>> No.12761336

>>12761332
>And Minotauruses are beefy cows
Do Holstauri not count as beeves?

>> No.12761337

>>12761329
Just being turned on doesn't suddenly make having your dick torn to bits make you cum
Maybe if you're an extreme masochist, I've seen men cum from getting needles shoved into their dicks, but I dunno.

>> No.12761343

>>12761322
I don't think you understand just how much MGs love the dick.

>Also, just like with male lust, they never hate the male sex organ from which spirit energy and desire are born and unleashed upon them. To the monsters, everything about it is wonderful including the shape, which could be called grotesque, the feint scent of semen that lingers, and the heat that can be felt from an erection. It makes them envision penetration and ejaculation, and then all their thoughts melt away, igniting instinct. And if it belongs to a man they love, they'll be so fond of it that they'll spontaneously rub their cheeks against it.

>> No.12761346

>>12761307
I wanna see her chuff.

>> No.12761347

>>12761337
Stop please.

>> No.12761348

>>12761343
This is cringy even for KC.

>> No.12761352

>>12761343
If you told her about wanting to get your dick mutilated she'd probably just hand and leg cuff you and tenderly snu-snu the violent masochism out of you.

>> No.12761355

>>12761352
>forcinbly cuddling a masochist until his mind breaks and he becomes a vanillafag
YES

>> No.12761357

>>12761348
If your interests make you cringe, why do you have them? I love videogames and will openly talk about them with anyone who cares to. Do you only talk about them in a basement somewhere? Do you only play with the doors and windows shut, at night, with the volume off?

No, I wouldn't just speak of something like MG in public, at least not MGE, but we're on the internet, who the hell cares?

>> No.12761360

>>12761355
>vanillafag

I hope you mean gentle femdom fag.
nice domination >>> sadistic domination

>> No.12761362

>>12761355
>>12761352

I don't know about vanilla, but fuck masochism, that level of it.

>> No.12761363

>>12760704
I hope they redo Ultrons face.

>> No.12761365

>>12761360
Fuck femdom, reverse rape is where it's at.

>> No.12761366

>>12761360
I mean a depraved hugslut who spends all day enjoying the gentle pressure of his mistress.

>> No.12761367

>>12761343
I bet they'd love Mara from SMT.

>> No.12761370

>>12761365
Femdom is the enabling condition of female on male rape.

>>12761366
>being a cuddlepump
Sign me up.

>> No.12761371

>>12761367
>Michael Jordan trying not to laugh and failing.gif

>> No.12761373

>>12761370
No, femdom, by definition, is a BDSM relationship with the female as dominant.

>> No.12761375

>>12761373
If that's how you wish to define it, fine. Still involves a dominant female.

>> No.12761376

>>12761370

>Cuddlepump

I'm intrigued. Care to elaborate on the circumstances to become one?

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>>12761370
I bet you'd just love to have a big strong girl lie on top of you, her fragrant hair alternately falling on your face as she rests her head down and being brushed away as she lifts her head to stare lovingly into your eyes and give you a sweet, lingering kiss before squeezing you again with all her might.

>> No.12761382

>>12761376
One must be an especially heinous criminal.

>> No.12761384

>>12761379
>no claws
Boring.

>> No.12761385

>>12761375
Not how I wish, how it is, look up words instead of just using them sometime.

>> No.12761388

>>12761373
What's it when you have a normal relationship with the female as dominant?

>> No.12761389

>>12761371
>"Oh my god! Anon, I just fused my favorite demon! Look! It's so cool."
>She shows you the screen
>It's Mara
>Looking like a science experiment gone wrong
>Your disgust clashes so well with her starry-eyed expression

>Worse: She fuses the Personas on your file to get Mara, claiming she was only helping you get good

>> No.12761390

>>12761388
If the female is dominant, then it falls under femdom. Which falls under BDSM.

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>>12761289
I'm happy I saved this when I did.

>> No.12761394

>>12761388
You mean outside of sex?

>> No.12761396

>>12761394
Either, really.

>> No.12761397

>>12761379
I want this with a jinko.
God I love jinkos.

>> No.12761399

>>12761397
But then she'd be watching you with the eye... of the tiger.

>> No.12761400

>>12761376
>Ready, kid?
>I'm gonna hug the shit out of you.
>I'm gonna cuddle and carress you until all you can think about is rubbing your skin on mine and exchanging body heat.
>Until you become so hungry for a good hugging that you jump into the arms of the next MG who comes walking down the street.
>What would your parents think if they saw your pitiful hug-induced ahegao?
>Filthy, depraved cuddlepump.
>Then, when you pass out from headpats in my lap, I'm gonna invite all my friends over.
>No, don't pretend you don't love it, hugslut.
>You'll like this part.
>I'm gonna invite all my friends over, and we're gonna pin down your arms and legs.
>Yeah.
>Then, one by one, we'll take turns squeezing in our arms. One of us will nuzzle you in the neck while the other entwines her legs with yours.
>By this point you'll be slobbering over how good it feels.
>And the only thing you'll be able to say is...
>"Pl-please, cuddle me more... mistress..."
>Look at you, already addicted to my body warmth. Fucking cuddleslut.

>> No.12761401

Someone please, put an end to the misery of this thread.

>> No.12761402

>>12761397
I want it with a loli

>> No.12761403

>>12761397
I'd like jinkos if their paws weren't so oversized.

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>>12761401
What's wrong with this thread? We're getting real romantic here, you know?

>> No.12761405

>>12761030
I can't believe someone saved that.

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>>12761402
>>12761397
Loli Pharaoh snuggling with her Jinko bodyguard?

>> No.12761407

>>12761400
oh god I want a Mistress to do this to me so bad

>> No.12761410

>>12761406
>Jinko bodyguard
>not a Sphinx
Riddle me this: why does nobody like poor little Sphinx?
>>12761407
Welcome to the club.

>> No.12761411

>>12761400

Wouldn't everyone involved in that cuddlepile be a cuddleslut?

>> No.12761412

>>12761406
Does the snake fuck off if you're getting intimate with her? I'd hope so.

>> No.12761413

>>12761411
Muh double standard. Only men can be cuddlesluts.

>> No.12761414

>>12761412
Either that, or it restrains its master.

>> No.12761415

>>12761412

The snake seems like a total bro and will promptly leave if you don't act like an asshole ask nicely.

>> No.12761416

>>12761404
That's a good reason.
It's getting nice in here and if the thread ends, the line of though is broken and we won't be able to continue in the new one.

>> No.12761417

>>12761414
S&M Snake?

>> No.12761418

>>12761400
This is just disgusting. I want this

>> No.12761420

>>12761410
Because Rajah.
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130118120530/aladdin/images/9/98/Rajah.jpg

>> No.12761421

>>12761413

>Muh double standard

What

>> No.12761423

>>12761412
Isn't the snake part of her body?

>> No.12761425

>>12761407
I want to get sentenced to the stocks and have all the MG's in town hug me and pat my head as they pass. Some of them would nuzzle my cheeks or kiss my forehead.

>> No.12761426

>>12761417
S&M snake for an S&M master.

>> No.12761428

>>12761423
No, it's a demon realm beast, calm and highly intelligent, fairly docile, and acts as a catalyst for the pharaoh's spells.

>> No.12761429

>>12761420
Ah. Aladdin can't be argued with.

>> No.12761431

>>12761423
Part of her being, maybe, but not part of her body.

>> No.12761433

>>12761400
I want this too.

>> No.12761434

>>12761421
Only men can be filthy, depraved cuddlesluts. Women are just hugstuds.

>> No.12761436

>>12761414
As long as it doesn't restrain you.

>> No.12761438

>>12761434
Documentary of the secret and shameful lives of cuddlesluts in Pandaland when?

>> No.12761440

>>12761405
Well I did, never fails to make me laugh, so thank you.

>> No.12761442

>>12761406
It's cute and needs to be drawn.
Both of them don't have enough art.

>> No.12761444

>>12761434
I bet you could find some sick junkie who would cuddle 3 ushis at the same time for just a few ¤MGC

>> No.12761445

>>12761434

Oh. Well, having a job like that was out of question for me anyways. She would most likely never approve of the idea.

>> No.12761450
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>>12761434
Well, Anon, that's how the world works. There are two kinds of people in it.

There's the cuddlesluts, and there are the cuddlebugs.

>> No.12761451

>>12761445
>She
What?

>>12761444
I'd do it, 1 per Ushi-Oni. As long as my pelvis was insured.

>> No.12761452

>>12761436
Would it be bestiality if she made it restrain you and wrap its tail tightly around the base of your dick as a cockring of sorts while your Pharaoh mistress rides you, denying you release until she's satisifed?

>> No.12761453
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>>12761450
No, there's two kinds of people in this world. Those with snatches... and those who lick.

>> No.12761454

>>12761451

>What?

Waifu.

>> No.12761456

>>12761451
>getting cuddled by several pairs of arms and pedipalps
You gon git comforted, anon.

>> No.12761459

>>12761453
No, there's two kinds of people in this world.
Those who is pinatas,
And those who isn't ones.

>> No.12761461

>>12761450
>that picture
Who actually finds that attractive?

>> No.12761467

>>12761459
...those with friends, and those who are alone, like poor Moth-chan.

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>>12761453
Are those categories exclusive? I hope not.

>>12761456
That's the idea, son.

>> No.12761469

>>12761461
I find it cute.
Adult Rajyaki is best, though. Demon a 2nd best.

>> No.12761476

>>12761453
I can lick it.

>> No.12761477

>>12761400
>I got something nice for you today, kid.
>I brought something to... make our little sessions more fun.
>Yeah, you better whimper.
>This blanket is gonna make you so fucking warm you'll melt in my arms. I'm gonna wrap it around you so fucking tight, it'll be like I'm tucking you into bed.
>The bed of my rock hard abs and toned arms.
>You'll be no better than a human plushy once I'm done with you.
>But that's not all...
>[She flips a switch.]
>[Anon begins to tremble violently as his pupils turn to hearts.]
>That's right.
>It's an electric blanket.
>How's it feel to be completely enraptured in such soft fabric, on a cold day like this? While I force your face into my neck and make you take in the scent of my skin?
>While I stroke your hair, back and forth, back and forth, like you're my newest pet bunny?
>You can't go back now.
>Just fall asleep curled up with me, in front of the fireplace.
>I'll even film it to show everyone how much of a fucking cuddlepump you are.
>"Young innocent HB gets brains cuddled out..." Nice video name, huh?
>You'll never hug your relatives the same way again.
>Everyone will see that desperate look in your eye, and they'll know.
>Anon, that poor boy.
>He's cuddlebroken.

>> No.12761478

>>12761415
>>12761412
Dood, you just give it 20 bux to go see a movie .
works every time.

>> No.12761479

>>12761468
Oh, I just know you'd love to get carried in her soft pedipalps around town, getting hugged in public while your waifu goes shopping. Maybe you'd even fall asleep in her grasp and show all the passers-by your lewd sleeping face hanging over her shoulder. You're gonna give some innocent little girls some ideas what to do with their childhood friends.

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>>12761477
Oh dear god, no man can endure that.

>> No.12761488

>>12761477
>This is what monstergirls actually believe
Oh god, my sides can't take this.
That being said, I wouldn't object to it.

>> No.12761490

>>12761467
Those who are lamias, and those who are not.

Because lamia is best girl

>> No.12761491

>>12761477

>You'll be no better than a human plushy once I'm done with you.

Now I'm picturing a Red Oni wrapping an Anon in a blanket and making him into an actual life-sized plushie, cuddling with him against his will with a dumb smile on her face while he just sighs in defeat with a bored expression.

>> No.12761493

>>12761490
>liking shitty scales and ugly snake tail

>> No.12761494

>>12761477
A week later people in public and his workplace start calling him 'cuddleslut'

>> No.12761495

>>12761477
Yes.
YES!

>> No.12761496

>>12761493
Ya pushin' buttons.

>> No.12761497

>>12761483

>Wrapping yourself in an electric blanket
>Being wrapped in a Kejourou's hair
>Being hugged by a Weresheep and a Yeti
>All the same time

How much is too much?

>> No.12761498

>>12761497
A Dormouse is added.

>> No.12761499

>>12761494
>"Hi Cuddleslut!"

>"Hey, Anyone want a hug? Cuddles is here!"

>"Awww, you look like you could use a hug!"

Oh the humiliation .

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>>12761491
Like pic related?

I'll delete it, I swear.

>> No.12761502

>>12761499
>Totally understanding CC Fox superior decides that everyone is required to do group-hugs every day so he doesn't have to feel ostracized
He'll never hear the end of it.

>> No.12761504

>>12761494
>Mm-mm~ Just look those arms...
>You said it! I bet he hugs so tight~
>I'd hug him in every position all night long, if you know what I mean.

>> No.12761508

>>12761501

I imagined her sitting down the ground with her arms and legs wrapped around Anon from behind, happily nuzzling on the back of his neck, but I guess this one works too.

>> No.12761511

>>12761491
I was more picturing amazon hugs when I wrote that but onis are fine too.

>D-d-do I have to wear something so embarrassing...?
>Shut up, snugglewhore.
>I love this cotton robe on you.
>It's so fucking soft.

>> No.12761513

Cuddling sucks, how could anyone like it?

All it does is make you feel warm and it feels stupid.

>> No.12761516

>>12761513
And then there's this faggot.

>> No.12761517

>>12761511
>amazon hugs
Have fun getting squeezed all over like a cat in a little girl's arms.

>> No.12761519

>>12761513
Anon, cuddling has one downside, and one downside only. Restricted movement. Otherwise cuddles are vastly superior to sleeping alone. Which is why we shared our bunks and spooned in the army.

>> No.12761520

>>12761513

Cuddling is the defining factor that shows if you're either beloved or just a fucking cumpump.

>> No.12761521

>>12761517
Thanks, I will.

>> No.12761524

>>12761513
>All it does is make you feel warm

>Not cherishing the warm and fuzzy sensation that fills your entire body as you rest in your waifu's loving embrace.

Begone heathen.

>> No.12761525

>>12761513
It's pretty awesome in real life. But it's magnitudes better on a couch watching a movie than in a bed after sex when you're hot and want to cool down.

>> No.12761527

>>12761517
.... Are you implying that I wouldn't?
It's exactly as >>12761520 says, if an Amazon wants to cuddle you, not just use you for cooking, breeding and cleaning, it's a mark of the highest respect.

>> No.12761531

>>12761513
This is a level beyond being a fucking faggot. We'll call this being a Fucking Faggot 2

>> No.12761534

>>12761502
>That CC Fox superior always has this big grin on her face when she announces its time for the group hug!

>She is sending videos back to his wife ?

>He gets home and his wife is waiting for him
>"Whats this cuddleslut? I hear you can't get enough of cuddling?"
>"I am going to have to pull out all the stops now!"

>> No.12761537

>>12761531

Advanced Electric Faggotroo?

>> No.12761539
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All this talk about cuddling is reminding me of why lamias are the best.

>> No.12761541

>>12761531
Is that just regular or ExtremeHomo Edition?

>> No.12761543

>>12761527
>it's a mark of the highest respect.
It's a sign of her dominance. She's going to enjoy your body and there's nothing you can do t ostop her.

>> No.12761545

>>12761531
>call this being a Fucking Faggot 2.0

fixed for you

>> No.12761547

>>12761531
>The Legendary Super Fucking Faggot
>Then the faggot power creep into SFF2 and SFF3

>> No.12761548

>>12761543
And the fact that my body is enjoyable? I'd take such pride in that.

>> No.12761550

>>12761452
Orgasm denial a shit.

I wish all these alps who hate their dicks would disappear.

>> No.12761555

>>12761550
Alps don't hate dicks.

>> No.12761559

Why do you people like cuddling?

Cuddling is just hugging but slightly different, hell even hugging is pointless.

I don't know, maybe I just have a problem with being touched.

>> No.12761560

>>12761555
Just their own dicks.

reread what >>12761550
said

>> No.12761561

>>12761548
>You'll never wrap your arms around your monstergirl waifu when she's upset.
>You'll never stroke her hair and and tell her that everything will be alright.
>You'll never tell her you'll always be there for her.
>You'll never see her blush due to your actions.
This is the most sublime pain.

>> No.12761567

>>12761559
>I don't know, maybe I just have a problem with being touched.

This means:
No hugging you mg wife.
No sleeping with your mg wife.
No sex with your mg wife.

All the above require 'touching'
Lets just hope a Holt doesn't find you.

>> No.12761570

>>12761559
>even hugging is pointless
>I just have a problem with being touched
You're just an actual autist, please shut up.

>> No.12761571

>>12761559
It's an act of physical intimacy that implies something more than just mindless lust.
>>12761560
You know the appeal of orgasm denial is the big release at the end, right?

>> No.12761572

>>12761559
Why can't you ever learn to quote? Jesus, like your tripfag argument wasn't just as bad yesterday.

>> No.12761575

>>12761559
Because they're lonely as all hell. Give them monstergirls to fuck and the hug and cuddleinstead, fucking betas.

>> No.12761578

>>12761567
>Lets just hope a Holt doesn't find you.

Touch the cow!
DO
IT
NOW!

>> No.12761582

>>12761570
I used a bad choice of words, what I meant to say was that I don't get the big appeal of hugging and that stuff, I'm fine with being touched and all, it's just that I don't get why some people just love hugging.

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>>12761575
But some monster girls are made to be hugged.

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>>12761575
>Implying wanting something more than lust is "beta".
>Implying we wouldn't fuck our waifus in addition to cuddling them.
You sir are most certainly not my brother.

>> No.12761598

>>12761582
Once you get a little older and those special hairs finish growing in down there, you will realize the act of intimacy is just as fun and rewarding as sex can be.
Nothing helps express ones feeling for a MG that giving her random hugs , gentle caresses, or ruining your fingers through the soft fluffyness of her tail.
there ware many other things you can do, but in the end, it is a form of expressing ones interest and love in the other.

I am gonna go hug the hell out of my Fox woman wife when she gets home tonight and then brush her tails like no tomorrow.

>> No.12761600

>>12761575
>You can't do both
Fucking retard.

>> No.12761604

>>12761600
I want to cuddlefuck a canid girl and have her vag milk me dry while we hug and nuzzle.

>> No.12761607

>>12761561
>You'll never get wrapped up in an intense wing-hug cocoon.
>You'll never be coiled tightly by loving MG's tail.
>You'll never embrace the sublime fluffyness of a fuzzy MG.

It hurts. Make it stop.

>> No.12761608

>>12761594
>>12761600
Whatever future NTR victims.

>> No.12761609
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Hello, here's chapter 9 of Aviators. Now with more lovey-dovey.

http://pastebin.com/pQTLEZRa

If you have any comments or critiques, I would love to hear them. Also, this is the last of the material I speed-wrote for November, so no more weekly updates. Hope you enjoy.

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how much wan is too much wan?

>> No.12761611

>>12761608
Later Projection-kun

>> No.12761612

>>12761608
You're gonna need a bigger bait, son.

>> No.12761618

>>12761609
Splendid.

>> No.12761619

>>12761607
>No oni or amazoness muscle hugs.
>No cat girl kittycuddling.
>No jinko paw lock.
>No play-dead hugging with a grizzly girl.

>> No.12761625

>>12761610
When the amount of human is 20% or lower.

>> No.12761627

>>12761610
'When it destroys your organs.

>> No.12761628

>>12761608

>You'll be NTR'd if you want something more than just mindless sex all the time

How's puberty working out for you, kid? Did you finish your homework yet?

>> No.12761631

>>12761625
Well, she's 50/50, so that's fine, no?

>> No.12761632

Why is it I can see during shrine events the Shirohebi would have a hugging booth instead of a kissing booth?

Would you do it, knowing you would get a full body Shirohebi hug?

>> No.12761637

>>12761625
More like when the amount of non-human is 20% or higher.

>> No.12761638

>>12761632
My waifu doesn't let me visit shrines. She just tips her crown and goes
>I'm the only woman you need to be worshiping!

>> No.12761639

>>12761632
My wallet would end up more barren than my 16th birthday party.

>> No.12761643

>>12761632
>wanting to get wrapped by a giant snake
nah

>> No.12761647

>>12761632
Make it so you get different types of Shirohebi
The young girl type.
The Ara ara with big bewbs type.
different ones you can pick.

Right next to the Shirohebi matchmaker tent
and the fortune teller tent.

>> No.12761648

>>12761631
Considering the monster, yeah.

That said, this is the kind of Scylla I'm used to seeing. I blame Castlevania; can't really call it a scylla w/o the wolf heads.

>>12761632
>hugging booth
It would work better with a Yeti, though I wouldn't turn down the scales.

>> No.12761651

>>12761559
>Even Hugging is pointless
AND THIS...IS TO GO...EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
>Sorry That Took so long, I usually don't get this Faggy. I call this being a Fucking Faggot 3.

>> No.12761652

Would you be able to handle a bigamous marriage with a kikimora and a beelzebub?

>> No.12761653

>>12761643
Filthy casual, I bet you like cosplay tier shit.

Stop disliking what I like.

>> No.12761654

>>12761647
>Shirohebi matchmaker tent
Anon, I think you need to go a little deeper on that point.

>> No.12761658

>>12761647
>Why does the matchmaker tent say 'property of mgc central admin' on it?

Damn I love those cookies she gave me.

>> No.12761660

>>12761651
>EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
Fuck you, I heard that in Goku's voice.

>> No.12761665

>>12761652

Highlander vs. Kurgeran

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

>> No.12761672

>>12761654
Shirohebi make great fortune tellers, and are usually right , its a science you know, not like weather forecasting you know.

They are always vague with their matchmaker fortunes on purpose anyway .

>> No.12761681

That brings up an interesting point.
lets say you end up marrying a noble or high class mg and she wants / has servants.

Do you have to dick the servants as payment?
You know she would probably kill you if she found you were dicking one of the kikimori .

>> No.12761685

>>12761681
What if she gets off on that?

>> No.12761688

>>12761654
Don't you mean the Shirohebi want you to go a little deeper?

>> No.12761689

>>12761681
>having a waifu
>specifically a waifu who could destroy you both physically and every other way
>dicking anyone else
no, why would you think this is a good idea?

>> No.12761691

>>12761681
My Dragonfu thinks me dicking the help is only natural. She owns them and they are, therefore, not competition to be feared. Other high class girls though... I don't know, I mean, maybe they could, like, trade husbands for the weekend and see what happens?

>> No.12761693

>>12761648
But would you fuck the dog pussy

>> No.12761697

>>12761681
>>12761685
>"Oh dear Anon, You call that sex?"
>"It was Ok, but nothing close to acceptable for a lady such as Mistress."
>"Let's take it from the top, I'll show you how to properly teach a lady of class~"

>> No.12761698

>>12761685
Imagine your MG wife ordering a kikimora maid to pleasure you while she is sitting next to you watching the whole thing .
> "Now then take masters penor in you hand and kiss it"

>> No.12761703

>>12761693
It would raise the question as to what kind she'd have. Dog? Cecaelian? Hume? More than one?

>> No.12761704

>>12761697
>Starless with Monster Girls
Nice.

>> No.12761708

>>12761681

I think I may have accidentally created a new harem trope

Somehow I don't think this is a bad thing.

>> No.12761712

>>12761708
You created nothing new. But it's welcome nonetheless.

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>>12761698
>Now then take masters penor in you hand and kiss it
A-anon, that's lewd!

>> No.12761718

>>12761611
I don't think you understand projection.

>>12761628
And I think you don't understand what monstergirls are.

>> No.12761742

>>12761717
your wife ordering the kikimora all the way through
>"Would you like masters peonr inside of you?"

>"Slide down slowly like a good girl"

I could probably write out a full story like this.

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>>12761742
Write it. Write it now.
...or don't. I need to be hitting the hay, but I want this. I need this.

>> No.12761753

>>12761718

>And I think you don't understand what monstergirls are.
>Monstergirls should only be used as fap material and absolutely nothing else

Is that what you're implying? If so, you're either still in the phase of exploring sexuality and fetishes or you're just narrow minded, uncreative and straight up boring.

>> No.12761763

>>12761753
Ignore it. I have seen better trollin on deformed hobgoblinchan.
He even posts like a godamned outsider too by making you try to explain although he says he knows better.

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