/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12754856
But I don't stand a chance of winning.

>>12754856
When I was a little boy I was into sports. There was a little girl that liked me and once she dressed as a cheerleader to support me on one of my games.

I got really nervous and screwed up the game. It was so bad and awkward that she turned red in shame and never talked to me again.

Sorry for writing a worthless post.

They are all cheering for you, /jp/

Reimu cheers you toward the donation box

>>12755018

I guess not everyone gets a good ending. Sorry to hear about that, Anon. I hope it spurred you into living up to the expectations of those who care about you.

Oh, who am I kidding. You're on /jp/.

It doesn't matter how much you try to encourage my dick, I can't overcome the refractory period.

>>12755208
>not orgasming without ejaculating
>not learning how to ejaculate twice in a row
I expected better of you.

>>12755018
She wanted your fame, not you as a person.
And seeing as both of you were still really young, little would have come from it.
No use crying over spilled milk! If she was that superficial, she wasn't good enough for you, anyway!

>>12755252
Its the price to pay for being able to cross the room with the goo rocket.

>>12754856
She should look more cheerful

>>12755306
>>12755700
Kogasa and Lunasa can cheer for me any day

>>12755252
I did that once on accident and I have no idea how. Never managed to get it to work again, what's the secret?

>>12754856
She doesn't look very confident in my victory

>>12755700
>...do your best.
Shy cheerleaders are the best.

>>12755898
Wow that's lewd
She has no skirt

>>12755898
Why is she crying?

>>12755912
Utsuho would make a great cheerleader

>>12755930
You failed

>>12755939
Impossible! how can I fail when it hasn't even begun?

Thanks to all the touhous cheering! Ill be in Gensokyo soon!

>>12755959
I'm jealous to whomever she's cheering.

>>12754856
I'm here locked into a fight to the death with her maid and by luck or miracle I survived long enough to reach the point where we're both on the ground fighting fort the knife trying to kill the other and it's cheering for me?
Did it hit the head on something during the fight?

>>12755356
God damn I love heart cutouts.

>>12755949
Can I come too?

>>12757068
didn't take long for this thread to head south.

>>12757068
Satori really let herself go

>>12757075
Not fat. Pregnant. She's cheering you on as you do the same to her sister and pets.

>>12757083
that's quite lewd

>>12757083
>Not fat. Pregnant.

maybe both but she sure ain't just pregnant

>>12755700
Lunasa a cute

>>12757068
Well, that sure pepped me up.

>>12757068
Post the part where she has a massive chinchin.

>>12759190
Silly anon, girls don't have dicks

>>12755057
Sakuya is not nearly that flat!

>>12759199
Ah-HAH!
You might think that nobody would notice if you were to sneak your Wicked Hermit in here, Seiga-Anon, but I'm on to you and your malicious mistress' schemes!

>>12759273
In her free time, she likes to play Padminton!

>>12755451

>Chen
>tits

what the cock man?

>>12759390
Chen grew up

>>12759367
>PAD Leader
Fucking hell, that doesn't make any sense.

>>12759390
>>12759423
What if Chen stole Orin's growth?

>>12754856
Her frown reminds me of my highschool days.

Be good of cheer.
http://youtu.be/r97XfbNs1MU

This one escalate into lewd territory pretty quickly.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=8213129

>>12755252
You better cut that shit out fast if you want to keep your dick in working order, anon. Research conclusively proves doing that is harmful.

>>12755889
You have to push a certain spot on your dick (it's on Wikipedia somewhere, search there if you want to know where exactly) when you're getting your orgasm. It stops your semen from traveling all the way to the tip of the dick to be ejaculated, leaving your orgasm unfinished and your semen in places it shouldn't be.

>>12759574
>You have to push a certain spot on your dick (it's on Wikipedia somewhere, search there if you want to know where exactly) when you're getting your orgasm. It stops your semen from traveling all the way to the tip of the dick to be ejaculated, leaving your orgasm unfinished and your semen in places it shouldn't be.

Actually, you have to squeeze the base of your dick. Bonus point if you squeeze the perineum too.

give me a
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>>12759574
>>12759619
Wouldn't that have negative long term effects?

>>12759673
Too do at your own risks.

>>12759692
I haven't done it and I don't intend to do it. I just want to be able to fap for longer without 'finishing' quickly. I find I edge for a while while wearing clothes, but then I go and expose myself fully and 'finish' pretty quickly after that. I don't know how I could start again shortly after, or just draw it out for longer.

Ran Shama Ran Shama

>>12756167
Watermelon a cute

>>12759711
I love this 'aggressive catface' thing that some artists can do well. This is a good example.

Yahoo!

>>12759914
Yamabiko's Yahoo!

Someone should tell the girls in this thread that you're supposed to wear spats under your skirt.

...or don't.

>>12760341
Spats?

>>12760579
that wasn't an invitation to post this shitty artist

>>12760646
It's the best Suika artist on earth. Suck it, fagget.

>>12755356
wwww whats this old woman doing

>>12759555
It started lewd, too many sweaty bellybuttons exposed.

>>12760646
What's wrong with him?

>>12760689
Name four competitors.

>>12760881
>t started lewd, too many sweaty bellybuttons exposed.
I don't see anything wrong with that.

>>12759555
>his bookmarks
sisyamo has a new set http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/announce/=/product_id/RJ145874.html

>>12760881
says the guy who spam lewd comments everywhere

>>12760579
I like girls wearing spats in a non lewd sense because they seem tough

>>12761014
What abotu Checn saying that weaing spats is not embarrassing, while making this face?

>>12760646
Great artist.

>>12759619
>>12759574
But would leaving your semen inside places you shouldn't be create that double orgasm? How does that even work?
Also when I did it, I used a electric brushlike thing to massage the very very tip of my urethra and I came from that eventually. It wasn't as good as I expected so I started stroking and suddenly came again even harder.
Not doing that method again though because it just irritated the tip of my dick for days.

>>12759574
>>12759619
The fuck are you two talking about? You don't touch anything. You just... don't ejaculate. Stay off of wikipedia.

>>12762561
>I used a electric brushlike thing to massage the very very tip of my urethra and I came from that eventually.
What the fuck is this. Sounds painful as fuck.

>>12762648
Brushlike being toothbrush like, not actually a toothbrush. It was neat and supersensitive at first but very very quickly the sensation just became irritable and I could not touch the place I massaged for days without feeling slight discomfort. Really made peeing fun.

>>12759293
source?

>>12765518
First day here?

>>12765523
google image search gave nothing

>>12765534
Like I said, first day here, most likely.
The source is literally right there.

>>12765550
that thing is a doujin page, it has a "5", is source is from a place that host doujin, not /jp/.

>>12765523
>>12765550
actually its my second day here, thank you very much

>>12765518
http://exhentai.org/g/653688/4835582951/

you really could've found it yourself with the "cheerleader" tag.

I swear these newfags are getting stupider and stupider every day.

>>12765557
Did you even bother lurking for at least a second before posting a retarded source request?
You don't need an image search for this, just a working brain.

>>12765612
You don't even need to search for any tags, the source is right there.
>35843203_p1.jpg
Tells you everything you need to know.

>>12765577
Please go back to where you came from. Thank you!

>>12765635
nope!

>>12765651
Lurk before posting then. Why doesn't anyone do this anymore?

>>12765577
This is pretty terrible, all things considered.
Please stop being such a terrible person.