/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>tfw no horsepussy

Jinkos are olev

how about a cactus girl

So, where were we? I think the last five topics were

1) TraderAnon's CYOA
2) Panther-Jinkos
3) Which type of Kikimora is best
4) Best practices for knocking out/up MGs (Dormouse or otherwise)
5) The Art of Writefaggery.

>>12739983
like this? She might be a bit prickly.

>>12739979
I was going to post that, my nigga.
Chuffing love is best love.

Hey guys Trader Anon.
Would you be okay if I stopped until we hit post bump limit? I don't want us to hit bump limit stupidly fast.
also cause we're deadlocked in another tie, I swear I should work for Telltale to even out their choices

Reposting Aviators chapter 8 from the previous thread for the weekend party people.

http://pastebin.com/3xgtu6yg

>>12739983
>>12739991
I got you covered, anons.

>>12739983
Suddenly recalling the ending to The Three Caballeros...

>>12739967
Who /betamed/ here? I want a Dragon Girl to make me her treasure.

>>12740012
Then be tamed. It's a win-win situation (assuming you are with you're preferred waifu).

>>12740018
How is it win/win compared to the other way around (taming her)?

>>12740001
I don't like that, at all.

>>12740012
I want to be a Jabberwocky's special little Anon, who she'd protect from the world and keep safe in her strong scaly arms.

>>12740025
would you snicker snack on her?

>>12740001
Those are essentially T-Rex arms in comparison to the rest of her body.

>>12740012
I want to become a wyvern's steed.

>Wow, some knight you are. Here you tried to make me your mount, but now it seems your mount now!
>Aren't you embarrassed? What if your knight friends saw you like this?
>I suppose it's time to start breaking my new steed in, isn't it?
>He's still being a little stubborn!

>>12740024
>>12740028
I don't even remember where I found it, but I thought it was funny as hell.

>>12740001
>Trader Anon does Cactus Girl

When 2017 lands I'm taming all of you anons into Alps.

>utelybr Market

Yes captcha, it is indeed a hot market.

>>12740030
>Stallions need to be broken.

>>12740026

>cunnilingus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuA22pfAto

ashamed as a motherfucker

>>12740033
A setting where society is dominated by monstergirls actually sounds rather interesting, which is the reason I liked YBA so much.

>>12740043
Actually, wouldn't it be the opposite? Given that MGs have an overwhelming single-mindedness for sex/husbandus (more than normal folks, anyways), wouldn't diversity be less instead of more? M

>>12739983
Dem flower nipples

>>12740054
Don't be a prick and try to deflower them.

>>12740059
Hehe, aren't you a sharp one?

How would your favorite kind of monstergirl react to an easygoing man who just wants to chill with some peace and quiet and take naps all day?

>>12740052
>Given that MGs have an overwhelming single-mindedness for sex/husbandus
That typically applies to the feral ones. The desire for glory and conquest isn't out of the question for things like Wights, Dragons, Elves, etc.

>>12740059
>>12740064
I hate you.

last post was 4106 New record.
No.12726071
>>12726071 link to last thread

>>12740069

Wow, Anon, that one stings

>>12740067
If you had a Dormouse, you'd be in a perfect situation.

Wait, scratch that. Nothing would ever get done in the house, ever. Bills, shopping, dinner, nothing. Better go with a Kikimora instead.

>>12740067
Holstaurus?

I'm like that man.

>>12740075
For the lazy man who scores a Dormouse waifu, he finds himself in a life slowly circling the drain. Neither he nor his beloved waifu would give enough fucks to pull them out of it before it's too late.

>>12740067
That guy's art makes me want Harpy daughterus, and I'm a Jinko man.

>>12740025
Mah nigga, Jabberwockys are underrated perfection. Big with Big Meaty Claws, Delicious Brown, Romantic, Strong, absolute perfection.

>>12740012
>>12740067
We have a new thread, and we were complaining about how people were wasting images with reaction pics and reposts
And here we are, crappy reposts, please delete those

>>12740067
How does a guy that lazy find enough energy to make that many daughterus?

>>12740086
Hey NYANON, you abouts? You said you had a half-day today.

>>12740091
Lazy sex.

>>12740094
I-I'm not Nyanon.

>>12740091
Getting horny gives you unlimited energy until it wears off

>>12740089

What the fuck are you talking about.

>>12740094
He always waits til late night us time to avoid the shitposting.

>>12740089
He is right, everyone fussing how they had to wait 2000 posts to post an image, and they post reposts and crap art.

>>12740095
I wonder what would happen if you and you're waifu fell asleep during some super lazy sex? Would you have an endless wet dream and get stuck inside her when you wake up?

>>12740091
>>12740095
>>12740100


Sleep sex. Remember Dormice can do sleep things (like sleep walking, but much more complex) so they can still do a few things while napping all the time.

But man, talk about what a huge surprise that would be for a guy that never had sex with his Dormouse daki (or at least, never without protection) to find out he's going to have a douzen kids.

>>12740067
As a werewolf, she'd probably go nuts and demand that I join her on her runs. She might want to me to do bodyweight with her as well.

>>12740059
>>12740064
I want to hold charons hand

>>12740087
Dragons in general are best. I prefer Wurm flavor, though.

>>12740103
You wake up sticky and smelly and covered in each others' dried sexual fluids.

>>12740117
Unless you're like that one anon from the last thread that wanted to stealth-pregger his made and then clean up so she wouldn't know she was pregnant until much later.

Clever bastard, too. Get her body accustomed to craving you every night so she gets randy all the time. On top of the normal KC's rule of pregger MGs being extra horny.

Fun maid times.

Current MG flavor of the week:

Dormouse sleep molestation
Kikimora Harems.
Did I miss anything?

>>12740012
Things I want:

-A dire wolf to surprise me by pushing me against a wall and tongue violating me with wet, sloppy kisses while I moan frantically in submission. Then to place her paw on the back of my head and guide me slowly down her chest, kissing her rock hard nipples, then her toned wolf abs, finally down to her soaking wolf cunt. Her commanding me to use my fingers to give her maximum pleasure. Then making me gulp down all the juice that comes flooding out of her swollen wolf pussy. Her praising me for being her "good little puppy slut" and eating all that wolf V.

Then lots post-coital cuddles where she presses my head against her chest and strokes my hair with her huge, soft pawpads. Possibly some neck licking and light nibbling to make me shiver and hug her tighter.

-An amazoness to jackhammer me in the amazon position, pulling my hands away from my face so she can see my dazed, embarrassed, blushing expression. Continuing on with our splay-legged sex, picking up the pace, furiously pounding me until she yelps in pleasure at her climax. Then post-coital cuddles as above, but more sweaty from our animalistic sex. Her she folding an arm behind her head and lighting a cigarette while I cling tightly to her rock hard abs.

Us not speaking, just taking in the post-orgasm sense of relief and peace while the moonlight shines through an open window.

>>12740129
>Kikimora Harems
>Harems
What is this heresy

>>12740131
Sounds like disgusting /d/-tier stuff to me.

>>12740104
>Anon wakes up from his lazy slumber to see his Dormouse daki sleepwalking to the kitchen to drink some milk
>Is she putting on weight?
>"Hey, are you uhh, putting on weight?"
>"What?"
>"Weight. Are you putting on weight? Because you seem softer than usual."
>"First of, you don't ask a woman if they're putting on weight."
>"Sorry. I'm still out of it."
>"Secondly, no. We had sex a couple months ago. I'm pregnant."
>"You- wait, what? I don't remember having sex wi-"
>"We both had a wet dream at the same time."
>"Oh. Well that explains why it felt so lifelife."
>"Get a dick reduction. That thing's huge."
>"So uh... how much does a dormouse have. You know, babywise?"
>"Not much. About two."
>'Well that's not that ba-"
>"Dozen. Roughly two dozen. Depends on how much times we've had sex."
>"How many times have we had sex?"
>She takes a big gulp of milk. "I don't know. How many times have you had wet dreams?"
>"Oh. Ohhhhh."

>>12740133
I wrote a short story last thread about "choose your Kikimora at the maid agency" thing last thread. Basically I wanted to see what kind of Kikimora all these Kiki-lovers imagined. But then some of the bastards began cheating and chose "ALL OF THEM! HAREM! HAREM!"

Moral of the story: Use strawpoll next time.

>>12740133
it's really just having a large maid staff for your big mansion.
>>12740140
seems pretty normal for here

>>12740140
You sound like a normalfag.

>>12740142
Ignore my stupid typo. My reply window is tiny so its hard to see if I repeat myself.

Also, don't ask for a repost/pastebin. I'll try on doing a much more improved version next week (with pictures, if I can get a new drawing tablet this weekend).

>>12740141
>dick reduction
>It's too big
>for her

>>12740140
cunninlingus, deep kissing, cuddling and head patting are /d/-tier? I had no idea.

>>12740140
I don't see anything out of the ordinary.

>>12740142
I still vote for #1

>>12740146
>>12740142

>tripfagging

You aren't my danna anyway.

>>12740147

She's a small girl.

>>12740147
This is my fetish.

>>12740147
>>12740157
>>12740161

This is why I take those business trips to thailand and such

>>12740157
Nothing a little practice and persistence and lubrication cant fix.
Wasn't there a doujin about an Elf type woman who was having that same problem with her human bf?
It was kinda hot

>>12740156
I tripfag no one complains.
Nyanon tripfags no one complains.
Danna tripfags, you complain.
Whats the deal bro?
You hating on Kikimora?

>>12739967

Stop reminding me that I should write that short.

>>12740155
Seconded

>>12740171
I don't hate tripfagging when done relevantly.

Nyanon tripfags when he's running a cyoa, which makes sense.

I don't know who the fuck you are but if you tripfag with no reason then you're pretty cancerous.

He didn't need to tripfag to announce who he was. It was just a whim and he went ahead with it.

99% of people who write shit for these threads don't tripfag even when they get a lot of replies, why should one guy be doing it for no reason other than feeding his ego?

>A girl will never tell me I'm too big unless I fly to the other side of the planet and pay for it.

Would you love your waifu even if a lot of people hated monsters? What if your parents and your friends thought you were a freak for not having a pure human wife? What of feminists and campaigners tried to deny monstergirls the rights they deserve and tell them that they'll always be inferior to humans? What your waifu had to listen to constant slander and insults directed towards her for "Seducing" you?Would you try to fight for what is right? Would you try to move way from all the hate to somewhere more tolerant? Or would you let her go, afraid of what would happen to her if she stayed with you?

A small Kikimora harem would be perfect, just three of them.
The head maid, prime wife, slightly older than the other two, serious and businesslike most of the time, keeps the other two in line.
The other two, slightly younger, less serious but still dutiful, a little overeager for dickings.

>>12740180
To be perfectly honest, and perhaps a little blunt, I really think you are over reacting, perhaps you need to get some food or a nap and relax a little bit.

Kikimora maid squad.
Equip them with state of the art hand made brooms a and MP5A4.
The elder one is the leader .

Do not forget to get them Roomba extermination kits.

>>12740133
Harems are love, anyone who says different has their own preference and anyone who hates them needs to fuck off back to /a/. Not that /a/ ever hated harems, rather dense pussy protagonists.

>>12740194
I would. From what I've seen, even matangos and ropers rate higher than some of the humans I've seen in life. And at the risk of being edgy, if anything were to happen to her, hers won't be the only grave I'd be digging.

>>12740194

A man who would abandon his waifu, is no man at all.

Also, I would take the "flee, and carve out an accepting monstergirl utopia, with you and your waifu" option.

>>12740194
As if I'd give a shit what normalfags and other associated retards thought, my waifu is perfect just the way she is. I can't expect everyone to understand it, but if they can't deal with it, they can fuck off.

We'll get a nice little house in the middle of nowhere together so no stupid humans will ever bother us again, if it comes to it.

>>12740194
Fuck my parents and anyone who tries to hurt my waifu. I will fight or move away if it is necessary.

Hell I would probably use the shotgun if I have to.

>>12740194
I wouldn't care what other people thought.
I would simply tell them the thing they don't want to hear "They are better than human woman any day"
And go in public with her , if she wanted to, if she wants to stay home, I am fine with that too.
It is my duty to take care of her.

>>12740194
I might move away, but not so far that my education/work experience would become irrelevant. I would be discreet about our relationship if possible. I would make it up to her in private though.

>>12740161
Dick reduction is your fetish?

>>12740194
My waifu could pass as human if she hid her tail so I don't think there'd be a problem at all.

Unless someone found out, then we'd have to move somewhere where no one knows us.

>>12740140
Just good vanilla sex with the woman you love

>>12740141
That ending made me chuckle. Also, Dormouse daki, gives me an idea.

---

Surfing the countless channels (even with the human no-porn surfing mode enabled), you chance upon an advertisement that catches your eye:

A weresheep stands in a sort of cut-off woman's business suit cut very short at the arms and legs to allow for her natural fur to show through. In the backdrop of a small, homely bedroom with a queen sized bed. Behind her is a gruff, ragged looking man tossing and turning beneath the covers.

"Tired of going home to a cold, empty bed? Do you or a loved one need something to cuddle at night, but a dakimakura just isn't cutting it? Or just suffer from insomnia, but don't like the side effects of modern medication? Well, we at the E-Z-Sleep Inc. Ltd. Co. have just the solution for you!"

The weresheep walks to her right, passing out of the staged studio bedroom and into a massive playpen with a large assortment of toys one might expect to see in kindergarten or daycare. Inside, at least two douzen Dormice girls, from toddlers to teenagers all sleep on surrounding one another, as if huddled together for warmth.

"With one of the highest birthrates among mammalian monster girls, there are Dormouse families who cannot afford to raise multiple litters, and are forced to put their children up for adoption. Both this, and your sleeping problems, can be solved with our patented E-Z-Sleep Inc. Ltd. Co. programme!"

A curtain with the company logo falls behind her, replacing the backdrop of napping Dormice girls. She spreads her arms and excitedly proclaims, "The Adopt-A-Daki Initiative! Working in partnership with MGC adoption agencies, you can now adopt your very own Dormouse girl! It's like a Daki, but much better!"

A sleepy-looking Dormouse girl, about ten or so, wanders onto screen rubbing her eyes. The weresheep swoops her up in her arms amd smiles. "Imagine a dakimakura that self-heats, self-cleans, and cuddles you back!"

(Part 1/2)

>>12740223
I didn't think of that
Fox woman wife.
Hat, large robes

> "No, she is Japanese dood, what makes you think she is a MG?"

>>12740197
Seems good to me

>>12740225
As I am Commercial-kun, this does me great joy seeing someone else do these too.

>>12740225

(Part 2/2)

The weresheep nuzzles the drowsy girl, who returns the affection slightly, even though it appears she's already fallen asleep. "Not only that, they have a build-in homing function! Fall alseep on the couch? She'll come join you and even bring you a blanket! And they're not just comfy! Studies have shown Dormice emit low-level demonic energy which induces sleep in nearby individuals, so you can be guaranteed a good night's rest no matter what problems ail you, be they irritating Nightmares haunting your dreams, or health-related issues preventing a good night's sleep!"

She hands the sleeping Dormouse off to what you assume is an off-camera staff member before the backdrop lifts up to once again reveal the sleeping Dormice girls. "And if that isn't enough, you know you'll sleep better knowing that you helped give an adorable but lonely little Dormouse without a family or husbandu the love and cuddles she deserves!"

"For a nominal fee of $39.99, we can offer an accelerated adoption program that will have your girl with within 24 hours, with no additional delivery fee! But wait, there's more!" The weresheep walks further to the right, revealing a call center of sorts bustling with activity. "Order now, and we'll waive our $9.99 match-making fee! That's right, even if you're not looking for a wife, this service can be used to help find the perfect Dormouse whose personality will match your lifestyle or sexual preferences! Call now!"

*****Some restrictions apply. Free delivery only available in the greater MGC metropolitan area. Extra charges may apply outside this area. Wife-candidate options only are limited to ages 10 and up as per MGC by-laws. E-Z-Sleep Co. Ltd. Inc. is not held responsible for sleep-induced pregnancy-related incidents. Returns not accepted after 7 days or positive pregnancy test results.

The number flashes on your screen in bright, yellow letters, with a still image of a sleeping pile of Dormice girls.

Do you call?

Why can I see dormouse birth control devices being popular?

>>12740241
Make one that works well and get rich.

>>12740241
>monstergirls
>doing anything to reduce the risk of pregnancy

>>12740226
>"You saw her with fox ears?"

>"Its called cosplay, we really like anime"

>"You should see the tail she got to go with it, looks very real, I am not gonna tell you how she wears it though."

>>12740226
The trail of hair she leaves everywhere she goes.

>>12740194

If they judge us and won't leave us alone, we'll move somewhere else, somewhere quiet.

If they follow us and knock at our door, shotgun.

And if they dare even touch her, flamethrower.

>>12740246
She sleeps all the time, so it wouldn't be that hard. perhaps in her food, or in fluid form.

>>12740253
Just brush it well every night.
Don't be a relapse husbando.

>>12740253
>"We have a pet, sheds alot, you know how it is, right?"

>>12740194
believe me, they should not only be afraid of me, but a 6 foot 6 jinko is a force to be reckoned with to say the least.

>>12740260
This man knows about the proper care and attention you give fox women.

>>12740266
Just perfect.

>>12740261
She carries a pet indie her robes?

>>12740266
> Her " I'm Pregnant"
> Him " I'm puppies"

>>12740266
This nigga really likes his pregnant girls.

>>12740276
Really dude?

>>12740266
I want to poke that stomach

>>12740266
I just can't handle pregnant girls, whenever i see one and realize that she's pregnant then i remember how babies are made, the constant thought of knowing that someone fucked hard that girl, and even imagining it, is just torture enough to my conscience.

goddammit why am i so damn perverted?

>>12740299
>I'm afraid of hurting a pregnant girl by having sex with her

This what you meant?

>>12740147

You're alright anon.

I wonder where .less is now..

>>12740194
I can already see Christmas with my Succubus wife
>mom: so this is the woman who seduced you?
>me: actually it was the other way around
>mom: how could you do this? she's pure evil!
>me: okay you got me, we pretty much seduced each other after meeting at a show, drinking after said show, then playing a crazy game of cards against humanity
>mom: she's still pure evil
>me: not as evil as my brothers wife shes jewish

>>12740235
Cautiously curious about this offer.

>>12740299
Not really, is more of a "perverted moralist" kind of thing.

When you want to act proper and not be this weird perverted person, then a pregnant girl passes by you and your brain go "oh look, a pregnant girl, that means she got fucked before, let's imagine it in detail" when all i want to do is mind my goddamn business.

>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and her Fiance.
>"Anon do you think this Dress will look good on me for the wedding?"
>"Gracie you're not wearing a black dress for our wedding."
>"Come on you know it's my favorite color!"
>"No, but hey guess what I got!"
>"What?"
>You pull out 8 Bit versions of you and Gracie.
>"Little 8 Bit versions of us! Isn't it cute?"
>She groans.
>"I'd rather they were 16 bit."
>"WHAT!?"
>"Tell you what, I'll wear a white dress if you add 8 more bits to these decorations."
>"How about fuck that? You wear a white dress AND these pricy babies stay as they are."
>You stare each other down.
>"Settle it in Smash." You both say in Unison.
>"Ike! Zero Suit Samus."
>You turn to Gracie who puts a stalk between you two.
>DON'T...START."
>"THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...IKE!"
>"It's Fine, it's best 2 out of 3."
>"This game's Winner is...DONKEY KONG!"
>"Best 3 out of 5?"
>"THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...LITTLE MAC"
>"Best 5 out of..."
>"Gracie stop, we're not doing this. Come on."
>You bring her close.
>"Look all I want is a nice beautiful marriage just like you, but if we keep disagreeing on things like this how are we going to be good parents for our kids. Someone needs to wear the pants here, and since I don't go commando 3 out of the 7 days of the week."
>"I like the breeze..."
>"I think you need to let me make the calls."
>"Okay..."
>"Now get of Zero Suit Samus."
>"Never."
>"Come on, you're too big for Smash you pregnant fatty."
>"Who died and made you Sakurai?"
>"His credibility after not putting in Wonder Red."

>>12740299

But what if YOU "fucked hard that girl"?

>>12740319
Last thread, we talked about what Christmas presents to get a MG.

Now, what presents would she get you? (Besides daughterus, of course)

Maybe a mistletoe belt buckle?

>>12740322
Sorry, i meant >>12740308

Mistletoe for my ryuu's horns.
But I changed my mind realizing how that could backfire

>>12740326
Then i would remember fucking her everytime i saw her belly, which would probably make me blush like a retarded and kill whatever mood was currently there(or make certain other moods, if you know what i mean).

>>12740344
That's probably a good thing, then. Since KC's world guide book says pregnant MGs get hornier than usual (hard to imagine such a thing is possible!) so you'll need to work at it more often than usual to keep her happy.

>>12740349
It's not that hard to imagine it, it would be like normal girls, who start craving for food more often and the like while pregnant, and we all know what mg have for foor.

>>12740358
So, thead's starting to die off.

NYANON! SAVE US!

>>12740389
>die off
knigga, this thread's gonna be here for days.

>>12740339

I'd rather a mistletoed Oomukade.

They're absolute freaks for vanilla kissing.

>>12740389

Oooi, stop screaming, mang. Some Anons are trying to have a good nap with their monster waifus here.

>On one particular lonely Friday night, you find yourself sat alone in some non descript bar.
>It's mostly empty, save for a few older couples and some salarymen trying to drown their problems away.
>And you of course, doing the same.
>You're already on you're third and you only just started.
>You blame the holiday season, damn happy couples everywhere.
>A bout of laughter erupts from someone behind you, which causes you to take another gulp.
>It was going to be a long night.

>Some time later, you're face down on the counter.
>You'd quickly grown tired of drinking, choosing instead to simply cradle a half empty bottle in your hand.
>You stare blankly, looking at nothing in particular, toying with the idea of getting up but not committing to any idea of where to go.
>Somewhere to your side, the bar door swings opens and the cold night air rushes in.
>Someone walks, with very heavy footsteps, over to the bar and slumps loudly onto a stool.
"Get me something strong, now. Please"
>That "please" was a definite after thought.
>The voice is gruff, but most definitely female.
>You peer up from your slouch to observe this mystery guest.
>It takes you a second to fully appreciate what you're seeing.
>Sat at the bar across from you, is a large Dragon woman in a bedraggled suit.
>Despite her worn out state, she retains a very powerful air about herself.
>Her bright yellow eyes pierce the dark gloom of the bar, and you can't help but end up staring at her.
>The bartender comes over with a bottle of whiskey and pours her a glass, which she quickly downs and indicates for another.
>After downing 3 more, she decides she'd rather have the bottle.
>It's doesn't last long, and is soon empty, along with two others.
>Even then she doesn't look the least bit tipsy.
>She reaches into her blazer pocket and pulls out a cigarette, lighting it with a quick puff of her fiery breath.

>>12740404
>The bartender comes over.
"Sorry ma'am but there's no smoking in h-"
>He's cut off by the icy stare of a rather annoyed looking Dragon.
>Valuing his life, the bartender leaves her in peace.
>You chuckle to yourself, louder than you meant to.
>Her eyes quickly drift to you, and you get ready to quickly start apologizing.
>But, to your surprise, she's actually smiling, or at least half so.
>She glances at the empty bottles surrounding you.
"The holidays suck, right?"
>You hastily nod and give a feeble "Yep".
>She smirks at your awkwardness.
"No need for us to both be alone on this shit night"
>She pats the stool next to her with a scaly claw.
"C'mere, let's complain about it together"
>You stumble over and sit beside her, unsure if this such a good idea.
>She turns to the bartender and orders herself another drink, as well as one for her "Cute new friend"
>You visibly jump at her calling you that, which makes her smirk again.
"So.." you attempt to start a conversation to ease your nerves. "What do you do?"

>>12740411
>She tells you all about her office, and complains in great length and detail about her many useless underlings.
>You find yourself laughing at the many different ways she comes up with to insult them.
"And yet..." She goes on to say.
"Each and every one of them has a husband, and they're younger than me"
>Her head droops down slightly when she says this, a small but noticeable dent in her pride.
"I turned twenty five recently, guess you'd call me a "Christmas cake" now."
>She tries her best to hide her pain with a fake smile.
"Seems rather fitting for this time of year"
>She downs the remainder of her drink, still seemingly unfazed by it.
>You nervously try and think of something to cheer her up.
"Heh, it's not that bad, hell, I'd still eat you"
>You snap a lame grin to match your equally lame remark.
>She enjoys it though, and bursts out laughing.
"God dammit Anon that was awful"
>She calms down with a sigh.
"But thanks, guess I'm not completely repulsive yet"
"Not at all" You reply.
>She's a little stunned by your comment, but gives you another smile, that actually looks genuine.
>She grabs her bottle from the table and points it at you.
"Heh, you're all right Anon"
>You grab your bottle and tap it against hers with a "klink"
"Yeah, you're not bad yourself"
>You both chuckle and take a sip of your beverages.

>>12740411
I want to picked up by a lonely dragon bussinesswoman.

>>12739459

Sorry for the confusion, I think I need to work on being more obvious about some plot points I've made.

At the end of Chapter 6, there was a conversation between John and his brain partially about brain's want for just the bare minimum of contact to maintain sanity. Thought I admit, it may have been a bit of an asspull.

>>12740414
>The night goes on, and you talk about this and that.
>You're not sure if it's just because you’re drinking, but you're getting on very well.
>After a while, you notice something rather odd.
>She's started edging her stool closer to yours.
>It was barely noticeable at first, but now she's practically sat on top of you.
>You become very aware of her presence, sitting so close to you.
>Her huge scaly being, attached to a very feminine body.
>She's beautiful, and you end up just staring at her.
"Anon."
>She leans in closer to you, her face inches from yours.
>Startled from her sudden movement, you're frozen to your seat.
>You can feel her hot breath on your face, her eyes deeply piercing into your very soul.
>She places a claw on your leg, and slowly runs it up your thigh.
>You shudder at her touch, which she greatly enjoys.
"Y-your hand..."
>She responds by moving closer still, almost touching noses.
"I like you Anon, you like me to, don't you?"
>Her tail reaches around behind you, stroking your back gently.
>You hesitate for a moment, unable to speak.
>You settle instead for a slow, nervous nod.
>This brings her great joy, and a wide, seductive smile spreads across her face.
"Thought so"
>And with that, she stands up, and grabs you in her powerful grasp, holding you like a princess.
>She carries you over to the door, before turning to the barkeep for a second.
"Put it on my tab, oh and his, since he's mine now"
>Then she took you away for a night of gentle (or not so gentle) loving.

>It was going to be a long night.

Shit I know, just a little fantasy I had to fill the void tonight

>>12740420
I like it.

>>12740420
That was cute. I like the subtle predation.

I'd love to be claimed and princess carried out of bar by a nice dragon woman.

And then to be made her househusband and take care of her hoard.

>>12740161
Well congratulations, you knocked up a sleeping mouse girl. What's the next step of your master plan?

>>12740433
>>12740436
Thank you, that means a lot.

Which is pathetic I know.

I'll shut up now.

>>12740438
CRASHING HER WOMB WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>12740438
Do it again.

>>12740444
>With No Survivors

Congratulations on causing your waifu to miscarriage, asshole.

>>12740438
Take a nap

>>12740420
Do you think the bartenders in MGC work with the MG clients to booze up the men they have their eyes on?

Like, the bartenders get bigger tips if they encourage the guy to keep drinking and become vulnerable and pass out.

Or they seat the potential husbandos in an uncrowded place in the spotlight near the entrance for passing MG regulars to check out and decide if he's their type.

>You know what, there's a dire wolf lady I know who I'm sure would love to meet you! You should stick around and wait for her to come in!

And then give a nod to the MG waiting in a dark corner of the bar to start picking him up after he's been loosened up a bit by the bartender.

>>12740458
I want to be the bartender.

>>12740458

>Being able to fuck guys that have passed out
>What is Whiskey Dick for 500 Alex?

>>12740449
LOL

>>12740463
there's always aphrodisiacs and dick magic

>>12740461
You so sure about that Anon?
You want to be the one that has to tell that over drunk Minotaur that see has to leave?

Or the guy that has to clean up after a couple of harpies get in a fight over a guy? Those feathers stick to everything.

What about being hit on by some rather unsavory MG's?

Trust me, the bartender's position is not for the light hearted.

>>12740458
I can see the bartender being paid to put drugs into the guys' drinks.

>>12740458
I wonder what the age limit would be for the bars male patrons.

>>12740479
Pretty sure the only way to avoid too much of that is to have a wedding ring on, especially one that has an element of your monster waifu emblazoned on it. No one drugs the husbando of a dragon

>>12740477
See that's why I'd rather be a cook.

I'd never have to deal with that shit.

>>12740479
If word got out that you did that I don't think the place would be too popular with HBs, unless they were passing tourists in MGC and didn't know any better. You'd just get tons of shady looking MGs regulars who stick around hoping that some unsuspecting man walks in.

It could be an ostensibly high class bar in the middle of a rich part of MGC that the locals would know to avoid, unless you were looking to get husbando'd.

>>12740499
A Cook? In MGC?

That's a Recipe for Disaster if I've ever heard one.

>>12740504
I'll poison your food motherfucker.

>>12740504
cooking up trouble again?

>>12740391
She wouldn't even get past the step of tying the mistletoe to her antennae without passing out from nosebleed.

>>12740505
That's rather distasteful of you.

But that's a whisk I am willing to take.

>>12740491
>mfw I just realized that wedding rings with some of the dark magic from their waifu is literally flawless

The only excuse that would work is if the man took off the ring, and even then the "residue" left upon his ring finger would probably last a while anyway.

>captcha breasof snakeless

>>12740490
18 but I'm sure there are extensive movements to lower the legal drinking age.

And hey, even if you're underaged you can still stick around if you don't buy any alcohol. In fact, this nice werewolf here would love to buy you a glass of milk and make friends with you.

>>12740511
I'll make sure you in a seat surrounded by Ushi Onis twice your size with food laced with aphrodisiacs.

>>12740513
Yes, whomever came up with that idea was genius.
I am thinking they would be pretty much mandatory in MGC.
Maybe even penalties for having a fake one.
Makes them want you even more perhaps?

>>12740519
Either a wedding ring, collar or ear tag. Your choice.

And yeah, the penalty would be severe. You're not trying to falsify your marital status, are you? And reject all these nice MGs who want to date you? Of course not.

>>12740442
I really liked it. So much that I put it in a paste for posterity. Could you put it in your own pastebin? http://pastebin.com/CvAa5Mhw


>>12740416
>>12740433
>>12740436
Don't we all.

>>12740513
>tfw an Oni girl rapes the husband of a hirohebi anyway
>Because Shirohebis are weak betas anyway and what could go wrong?
>She ends up on a nice boat
>With every bone in her body broken or horribly dislocated
>And tied up to a wooden stake onthe boat
>For the Viking funeral

I want to take care of a Baphomet, Arch-Imp and Devil with a Lilim.

>>12740524
>Either a wedding ring, collar or ear tag.
Or maybe a magical barcode of some sort.

>>12740524

>You're not trying to falsify your marital status, are you? And reject all these nice MGs who want to date you? Of course not.

What if I'm too tired to bother getting hooked up?

>>12740530
Why, when there are so many Dormice that need a good home? >>12740225

Unless the Lillim is also a loli, and that's just your personal harem.

>>12740530
I would smite your entire post.

>>12740535
>too tired
no such thing. Monstergirl will make you ready for love.

>>12740535
>>12740542

Or just go with >>12740536

>>12740535
Do you mean too tired to get married to the MG who claimed you? Or too tired to actual find a MG?

In the former case: that's no excuse. The first thing a MG does after she claims a man is apply for the appropriate identifying tag to make sure no one comes along and takes him. (Unless she has a boyslut fetish of course in which case she'd just let him go get ravaged by another MG). If you're still not wearing a tag/collar/ring/barcode when you've inevitably moved in with the MG, that's cause for a writeup and possibly jail time.

And trust me, you do not want to be jailed in MGC.

>>12740542

I dunno man, I just want to sleep, too bored to do anything else, even sex.

>>12740550
so don't go out, brah. You're asking for trouble going to a bar without expecting violent fucking

>>12740556

Got it, chief. Good night.

>>12740513
Only now I notice that snake-skin texture with that Shirohebi's speech bubbles.

>>12740067
You go to the mountains until a Yeti claims your half-frozen body and live with her and fall asleep in her hugs

>>12740548
Who are on duty today?
Officers Chesire and Manticore?

>>12740550
>>12740556
Dude definitely needs either the Dormouse to perfectly match his tempo, or a Kikimora to pick up after his lazy ass.

>>12740548
Monster Girl Jail is the worst place. Think of the horrible unconsensual actions that would take place in there.
>"You've got some pretty hands boi"

>>12740587
Squeal like a P'Orc, boy!

>>12740587
Knowing the shortage of men, they probably made sodomy a crime and jail all the "deviants".

You gonna get made to wear pretty skirts and get Alp'd

Or alternatively, you just get sentenced to community service. Which is a euphemism. Community "service," get it? I MEAN YOU'RE GONNA BE A CUMPUMP FOR THE WORST GIRLS WHO CAN'T GET LAID. TENTACLES, MANTICORES, MANTAGO, ETC.

>excellent housekeeper
>excellent cook
>Christmas cake from what we know, MILF body

The present is all that matters

>You began to beat your shield with your sword. Thump. Thump. Thump. The entire army was doing it simultaneously, in rhythm with each other. You look around at the guys nearest to you, they all have big grins on their faces. The boys always love it when we do this; it's really good for morale. Scares the ever loving shit out of the enemy too.

>You look out across at the enemy only 50 paces away. Monstergirls, thousands of them. All different kinds. The legion of the Veltras demon realm in all their glory. They certainly don’t look scared. You guess its going to take a little more than shield percussion to put the fear of the chief god into their heart.

>They look a lot less organized than your 501st Blood Ravens. They have no proper shield wall, no phalanx formation, only the occasional pike to prevent a cavalry charge. Most of them aren't even wearing armor. It's a wonder they have lasted this long. Apparently monstergirls make up for it with sheer, ridiculous, unparalleled physical strength.

>A few of the girls are making gestures at some of the men, trying to intimidate us back. Most of it looks lewd, a few of the gestures are threatening. A couple wolf girls are howling. A dragon roars and spits a massive plume of fire above your heads. A lot of the men quake at her display of power. You can always spot the rookies from shit like this.

http://pastebin.com/WwVZxBWL

LDR and ELH: Please add me to the master list.

Also are tags weird or useful?

>>12740587
That's the biggest reason nobody goes to MGC.

Shitty town.

>>12740603
Tanuki-san please.

This isn't even your board.

>>12740608
>Also are tags weird or useful?

Definitely useful. I wish they were a thing in /mgt/. You could immediately tell, at a glance, whether a story has something you hate without getting a nasty surprise. Or get a mini-synopsis before diving into a 50 page epic.

>>12740608
>Also are tags weird or useful?
I suppose they're good if people want to know what they're getting into.

Also, I recognize your writing style to the extent that you don't require a trip each time you update something.

>>12740577
Of course.

Officer Dark Elf just retired to focus on her "husband-training" full time.

Officer Jinko is on vacation, hunting for shotas outside MGC.

And Officer Minotaur got suspended for mashing some married guy's pelvis to bits.

>>12740610

I wonder if Tanuki has a female form?

>>12740622
Is Officer Cheshire gentle at least?

>>12740597
>manticores
would someone really do such an evil thing and not give a manticore themselves?

>>12740524
Well it started with being special rings from MGC central admin that have magical properties that basically say "Married" hands off.
And stiff penalties for raping a married man helps too

>>12740597
>MANTICORES
But Manticores are among the higher tiers of the food chain.

>Be married to a Lilim
>Don't even need to wear a ring because all the monster girls make sure to remember your face to don't touch you

The only kind of punishment that I can see holding any weight in MGC would be forcing a monstergirl to wear a chastity belt.

I mean, even if they're imprisoned they can just masturbate or rape a shota or even get some yuri action with a wig and a deeper voice to simulate a man's touch.

Only a chastity belt can contain the lewdness.

>>12740629
>Hey Mandy. This kid's asking if I'm gonna be gentle with him.
>[laughs]
>Hoo, boy. That's good, I like my boys a little naive. Tell you what. I can tell you're new around here so I'll let you off with a pawjob this time.
>But I'm still opening up a file on you when I get back to the station, got it?
>If you don't get claimed within 1 months time I'll have to... come and take this misdemeanor into my own hands.
>And a word of advice: don't walk around so late without a friend, got it?
>Don't go calling the police if you're walking around begging for it.
>Have a nice night, kid.

Guys stop with reposting images every thread.
We went over 2000 posts without being able to post stuff because of dumb reaction pics and reposting images .
Just use Imgur for those reposts

Thanks.

>>12740654
>reposts
Where?

>>12740654

Or we can delete them like we usually do

If you rape a married man that has a confirmed marriage ring issued to him, the penalty is a potion that essentially kills your sex drive and jail time in MGC.
The duration of which is up to the judge, but usually around 2-3 years jail time.
They felt harsh penalties would help keep the more aggressive MGs in check .

>>12740635
Poor under-privileged manticores can't get no men because of their nasty reputations.

>>12740663
Most Mgs can smell your Mates scent on you anyway. and know better than to mess with you.

>>12740653
Can I be friends with Officer Cheshire?

I bet she likes having her butt slapped, that will make her my friend

http://i.imgur.com/9YXb6Xu.jpg

>You will never climb to a snow covered mountain peak in order to wrangle a wyvern
>You will never be given this ultimatum of who will be ridden
>TFW

>>12740672
>Assaulting an officer

Punishment: Get assaulted by the officer.

>>12740663
I think we established back that violent, rapey monsters would get low-level chemical castration to tone down the aggression and sex drive. Either court-ordered for offenses, or merely "encouraged" by banning them from government dating and other services if they refuse.

>>12740673
>You will never beat her ass and fly back home on her
>You'll never arrive with a dramatic entrance that gains you +5000 Reputation points in your home town

>>12740673
But I hate fighting. I just wanted to climb this goddamn snow peak without getting into trouble.

Is it feasible to run?

>>12740461
Fuck you traitor kun. I hope you nutsack bursts with ticks after getting raped by a Beelzebub.

>>12740513
Bloody Kisses, Yes!

>>12740688
Where is your hiking buddy. You were told about the buddy system weren't you? You could have prevented this. I bet you let him get ambushed by some Jinko. You're a terrible person.

>>12740688

>Not wanting to fight Wyvern
>Not wanting to claim victory by fucking her senseless after wearing her down

Do you even animal husbandry.

>>12740680
Yes, you are right.
I went and checked the MGC canon.

>>12740699
We have a canon? Or is that sarcasm? Hard to hear tonal inflection through text and all that.

>>12740235

I'll take one. Do you have them in delicious mocha brown?

Going to take the night off from the CYOA tonight. Day was rougher than I expected due to bad luck all over, going to take it easy and maybe write some Yetinburg instead.
Sorry guys.

>>12740697
When it comes down to it it's every man for himself. I liked the guy but there's no way I was gonna wrestle a hulking jinko for his sake.

>>12740698
Victory means nothing to me. Plus I highly doubt I could win anyway, I'm only good at booking it. I just wanted to climb this fucking mountain ok?

>>12740703
Actual canon for MGC.
It is very basic but it is slowly filling out.
not sarcasm

>>12740704
Aww, but dat cliffhanger.

But okay, you deserve it. You're the busiest CYOAer active.

Also, I knew you would when I wrote that. You and your mouse fetish.

Also, next (possible) CYOA date still on Sat?

>>12740706
I suggested that, based on real-life precedence. Political science major here, so I actually kind of enjoy planning out government like that for a fictional city.

>>12740705

Doesn't matter bro. You win and you get a wife. Hell, she'll even be docile and all dokidoki after you prove you're on the levels of dragon fucking as Dovahkiin,

>>12740708
Yep, I'll have saturday and sunday off. I'll be doing the CYOA both nights. Assuming we don't annoy too many people.

>>12740608
>minotaur cockblocked
why

>>12740711
I know blogging is VERBOTEN! but what sort of work do you do? Curious what gets you so tired out after the nth time.

>>12740705
Should have bought a can of bear mace. Bear mace has been scientifically proven to solve all of your monstergirl problems with a success rate of 96%.

Bear mace is the best buddy and wont question your ethics when you kick a fellow hiker down hill.

>>12740715
Minotaur a shit.

>>12740719
You a shit.

>>12740723
No.

Minotaur a shitty Holst with brown skin.
Brown skin is the worst

>>12740726
>guaranteed replies

>>12740727
Nope, just expressing my opinions.

>>12740726
my tastes > your tastes

I wish there was a European region map but oh well.

Personally I don't think Americans would take to kindly to monster girls

Americans are monster hunters, dragon slayers and witch burners.

Killing non-humans is an American pastime

>>12740717
It's mostly me being out of shape. [spoiler]But dairy clerk, with lots of heavy lifting.

>>12740731
You're taste a shit, like the skin tone you like. Are you German? Have a scat fetish?

>>12740732
We went full genocide on the native red folk. Killing people is an American pastime too.

>>12740732
And human killing. Tens of thousands of murders per year. That's like what the Iraq war was. But, you know, every single year non-stop.

>>12740738
Does being around livestock make you hate Holsts? I know that people claim having actual littler sisters makes imouto fetish the worst, etc.

>>12740719
You take that back little boy.

>>12740748
Nononono, not around cows. I'm on the selling end of things, in a store. A big one.
Holsts are alright.

>>12740745
But the red folk would kill, steal land from, and enslave other red folk.

>>12740749
I'm taking nothing back.

>>12740755
Can't tell if sarcasm.

We actually do get one or two hardcore racists from /pol/ now and again.

>>12740755
At this point it's just humans killing humans for whatever reason they can think of.

Everyone is so worried about monster corruption. If anything, it's the monsters who need to be protected from the human corruption.

>>12740732
Depends on the region. I bet both the far-right hellholes like the south and the far-left shitstains like California and the Northeast wouldn't like them for different reasons, but the more moderates would welcome them. Laws regarding interspecie relationships would probably be left up to the state.

>>12740768
But I'm not a /pol/ack.

>>12740769
Always relevant when this topic comes up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RuB3gT8t0

>>12740755
Shut up and take this blanket.

Since were on the topic, I have to ask. Bison were nearly driven extinct trying to starve out the natives.

Would a Bison girl be a muscled brown skinned holst that wasn't quite at minotaur levels of brawn?

>>12740768
Listen here, friend. /pol/ recognizes human women are nonredeemable shit, monstergirls are better by an infinite margin.

>>12740732
>Rednecks loading up into trucks to go lamia skinning for the weekend

>Stuffy white folk taking photos with their kids next to the sharkgirls they just recently caught and hung up on the pier

>Black guys showing off their direwolf fighting ring waifus chained up with spikes and foaming at the mouth

>Stock hunters releasing dove harpies and then shooting them out of the sky after being able to finally fly free for the first time

The real world is too cruel for monstergirls.

>>12740779
>/pol/'s opinions mattering to anyone outside of /pol/ and KKK meetings.

Well, even a broke clock is right twice a day.

>>12740708
Think Venice style politic with MGs getting a rep for every x number of them of them
They vote to form a council, and they in turn vote for a council of 7 that make all the decisions that are not put to public vote.
Its really well thought out for this thread.
and the current 8 MGCs are also included, but they all do not share the same systems.

>>12740789
>/pol/
>being not right

Blue Pill pls, /pol/ is always right. Just look at the new Star Wars trailer.

>>12740786
>The real world is too cruel for monstergirls.
That's why escapism is a thing.

>>12740732

>I live in Shota Region

>>12740786
Good.

Monster girls should be as far away from humans as possible.

Paladins will always be right.

>>12740786
The monster girl world that seems to be the favorite of these threads is much more cruel, though.

>>12740792
Same anon here. Fuck yeah, that idea was also mine. I suggested the whole Serenissima (Venetian Republic) thing when someone asked, "How could they not know who they voted into the city council?"

Flattered that anyone actually cared enough to remember that.

Man, we're building up a lot of canon. We might have to pastebin and codify all this stuff so it doesn't get forgotten.

>>12740807
Yes I copied it down, its almost 16 pages now.
Ill form it to where it can be pastebin format here soon.

>>12740786

>posting a webm as an image.

Behold the reality and despair.

>>12740811
These really aren't mg pics, would you please delete them?

>>12740786
>>12740811
Come on now, at least delete both of them.

>>12740803
Same bro. Why the hell do we get stuck with that?

>>12740608
Monster girl warfare huh. I like it

>>12740749
I want to /ss/ with a big stronk minotaur lady.

Would anyone be interested in some gentle ushi-oni smut?

>>12740732
Someone should update this with MGs.

>>12740858
Gentle femdom? Sure.

>>12740860
Grab some darts, and then say where it lands is x MG, til you fill em all.
Kinda pointless actually.

>>12740829
Nobody else seems to. I'm beginning to think I made a serious error in judgement. Do average people here not know what demon silver is? Or do you think they can figure it out from context?

I guess its presumptuous to expect everyone here to know the entire encyclopedia.

>>12740858
Sure.

>>12740858
Always

>>12740858
Brutal destruction engine being gentle? Gap moe a best. Bonus points for not even being femdom.

>>12740869
I like it. It was short, sweet, high quality writing... Actually, Machine-anon's stories are some of the higher quality writing I've seen around here. Strange he's not talked about that often. Maybe because he doesn't link a story multiple times like other authors do.

>>12740875
>>12740872
>>12740864
shit, i didn't think people would actually want it. It's not quiiite done yet, so it's still an hour or two out. sorry to be a cocktease, but it'll be here tonight.

>>12740869
I liked it. I know what monster silver is.

>>12740869
I liked that story. It would be strange to me if anyone did not know what demon silver.

>>12740878
It's okay. Thread is pretty quiet as it is. Many of us were waiting for Nyanon but he's too busy fugging his Dormouse Daki (TM) to play with us.

>>12740875
It's about time we had art of a rape-train actually raping someone.

>>12740882
*know what demon silver is.

>>12740866
Not really. That would seem to apply to the original pic but there is a certain logic to it.

Like, the worst region (NJ) gets worst MG (matango, fitting considering how polluted the state is). Then you'd have frosty yeti region, etc.

>>12740883
Why you people like that guy so much anyway? Serious question. When I saw his first few posts I didn't think this was going to catch on.

Is it just because he's the most active?

>>12740892
>Needing a reason to enjoy something.
It's like I'm in /v/ again.

I like the interactivity his CYOAs have. A lot of folks just use strawpoll, but it's fun arguing about which option is best. Nyanon also uses our ideas -- not just suggestions, but he'll outright have the character do something if we script it out for him. So it's pretty hands-on for the participants.

>>12740899
>needing a reason for liking something

I'm just asking you about what you like about him. I'm not demanding you stop liking something. For fuck's sake.

>>12740892
What this anon >>12740899 said (the paragraph). Knowing that I could have an immediate and significant effect on the story makes me want to stay up so that I don't miss it. You feel connected to the experience and characters.

>>12740904
>>12740899
It's like playing a video game. Objectively, watching someone play almost any video game can be boring. But for the person actually making the decisions, trying to plan the best course of action, etc -- he's all caught up in the moment, focused like a laser beam. Entirely different experience for him.

That's basically what its like, particularly given how freeform Nyanon is with working with participants.

>>12739983

How about a Kejourou barber/stylist

>>12740915
>Kejourou cutting hair.
Isn't that like a Holst beef butcher?

>>12740908
So how are we going to get harem end without fucking it up? We need a plan guys.

>>12740875
Nigga, why you be goin and deleting shit like that. I wanna save that shit

>>12740921
>We need a plan guys.
Don't give /mgg/ choices, problem solved.

>>12740921
Well, we don't know anything other than "expect jealousy". So someone either

1) Saw through the opened window
2) Smelled the same oil on both Mouse and you and made the connection
3) MG seme-- I mean, spirit energy detector went nuts when he... nutted.

Not sure how you can hide any of the above.

I wish there were more stories about Lilimdom. I like femdom. Light femdom.

>>12740921
until he actually goinks one of them he's fair game. We just have to keep leading the girls on until the are all so hot for us, and have each gotten very close so close to sexing us, that they are willing to (reluctantly) share as long as they are included.

Well I just really like the klutzy Ryuu, I know you all like to molest the mouse.
She gets nervous, and coils up tighter, and when she moves she expends too much energy causing herself to stumble.
How can you not like that?

Ryuu.

>>12740892
He planned out his characters before hand, and the basic story.
He then pretty much leaves it to us how we get from point A to point B.
Lately it has been more about having sex than plot advancement.
He also runs it when it is slow so it garners attention because it is not terribad.
All in all, he does well, I think someone mentioned its is his 2nd CYOA?

He is going to wind it up here shortly and someone else said they had one they wanted to try.

>>12740608
I felt like i was the only one using tags before you.

>>12740953
I like Ryuu as well, but I would feel bad breaking the other two's hearts. We were first guy to beat the mouse, and didn't fuck her. And first guy to ever treat shy tiger like a woman instead of a scary tiger. It's best to dick all of them at this point.

Also mantis. She will be mad grateful for breaking her mind control harem slavery, and immediately jump into our harem.

The ryuu said the MCs energy would mess up the villains power.
Did she mean his sexual power?
Perhaps fly with the Ryuu and see if you can find the place.

>>12740953
>>12740950

Well, Nyanon has traditionally been pretty freeform. He won't rule out a harem end for the sake of forcing a choice, if we do get locked out it'll be because we did something stupid or got unlucky.

If only we could harness the power of the Bicorn, getting a harem would be no problem.

I'm probably more for Ryu because she's so easy to tease that it makes me want to bully her (in a loving way). Mouse a cute too, close second.

Tiger... maybe it's because of the very nature of the kuudere character archetype, but we haven't seen much of her personality (again, might not be the writing so much as her archetype). So can't say I'm very fond of her.

Are you sure yer just not hot for the mouse since you couldn't bang her last CYOA?

Remember Nyanon admits hes a mousy molester.

>>12740921
We must find, and then vigorously rape, a unicorn. Or a bicorn.

>>12740921
I suggest not planning it out. Not only does it slightly take out some of the fun, but the minute, the absolute minute we make a plan, someone's going to mess it all up
I just don't like planning.

>>12740977
Actually, he wrote out all endings for that one so we did get the cat ending, the harem end, the mouse end, and the bad end. Dunno what you're talking about.

>>12740980
Or nyanon can learn of our plan and throw a wrench into it .

Most GMs do that you know.

>>12740985
Exactly. I vote for no planning

>>12740983
My post is called humor.

>>12740985
He couldn't be here among us, right?

>>12740991
He is. Scroll up some.
I bet he is thrilled we are talking about his CYOA.

>>12740990
You'd think so, but early on we had one anon who religiously kept choosing "chase the tiger" to the point of completely ignoring plot events and realistically responding to other characters. Thought you were him.

>>12740991
Anon, have you not learned from Sci Fi films?
Any time when someone says the thing isn't among them, it's among them.
You guys dug your own grave.

>>12740978
Every time I her of Bicorn I think of a Bisexual unicorn that loves having sex with everyone.

>>12741001
If only. She's not bisexual, instead she's a NTR/cuckolding fetishist. Even worse.

>>12741001
>"Hey baby, wanna see what else I can do with this horn? It's not just for healing"

>>12741001
That sounds pretty erotic

>>12741004
HornS. Plural. Double penetration.

>>12741004
Also for impaling your enemies. It's got spiraled blood groves.

>>12741002
Cuckquean is the term you're looking for.

>>12741002
I like my version better .
Sex starved Bisexual unicorn

thread die again?

>>12741097
Everyone got banned except me, I am the only one left.

Who will I talk to about MGs now?

> "I love my Fox women!"
> "I like them too, but I prefer Ryuu"
>"Oh, those are nice. "

Nope doesn't quite work right.

>>12741097
Nigga we're already past bump limit. Now we just wait like 2 days.

>>12741098
>> "I love my Fox women!"
>> "I like them too, but I prefer Ryuu"
>>"Oh, those are nice. "
> "vanilla fags !"


There that works!

Man this dormouse daki is wonderful!

>sometimes it's okay to have a harem, other times it's ntr
>bigamy is wrong, but if both girls love the guy it's okay, but no it's not because vanilla or bust
>corruption is not okay, though it's basically what MGs run on, but we want to make human women into monsters because human women a shit

MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MINDS!!!!!

>>12741105
Did you remember the birth control kit?

>>12741108
Wasting images on non monster girls? seriously?

dormouse dakis are dangerous

>>12741108
It depends on the people present at different times.
>>12741111
You type like a faggot.

>>12741108
Please don't waste our image count with reaction pics.
Please delete that.

>>12741109
Never forget this.

>>12741111
I always delete my images if they're not MG related, get off my balls faggot.

>>12741111
Give him a fucking minute to delete his pic. We are able to post reaction pics as long as we delete them EVENTUALLY.
You don't need to police people.

>>12741109
Of course, though I think these pills expired. It's still good, right?

>>12741114
Fuck off.

>>12741119
Read the label, moron. Those new MGC pharmacies put the ovulation medicine right next to the birth control on purpose. They even make the labelling and shape near identical so MGs can fool their husbands.

The OC thread has a cute cyclops:

>>12737685

>>12741122
Oh! Oh. These aren't birth control pills.
These aren't birth control pills at all.

>>12741108
We're not a hivemind. People have different opinions.

>>12740983
>no Jinko wincest

I'm still mad.

>>12741127
Better get the XXL Baby Names Book this weekend.

It's the distant future, mankind has explored the galaxy and discovered several planets with sentient life.

The odd thing is, all sentient life ended up being completely female with conveniently Human features. Monster Girls some have called them.

You are a non-descript, Human male protagonist and have decided to explore the galaxy in a small one man vessel.

Which planet do you visit first? Last number of the first reply decides.

1. Elf Planet
2. Reptile Planet
3. Herbivore Beast Planet
4. Aquatic Planet
5. Insect Planet
6. Oni Planet
7. Egypt-themed Planet
8. Undead Planet
9. Carnivore Beast Planet
0. Float aimlessly through space until you die.

>>12740769
Well it's because Japan has made monstrous transmaformative corruption so common and so fucking hot in a few ways

>>12741141
0.

Fuck any and all risks of being mindbroken.

>>12740978
Imagine a Bicorn born of an Echidna, not corruption of a Unicorn. She'd be lewder because she was born like that, not fell into it. Dare I say, a harem double the size of a regular bicorn?

>>12741141
2. Reptile planet
And if I leave, elf planet (assuming it's like that one with the veeeeery friendly elves).

>>12741146
You gonna get fit son, or else.

>>12741141
Bring it.

>>12741150
No thank you, I'd rather not become a mindless husk that lives to fuck.

>>12741141
Does Egypt-themed planet have giant monuments to past pharaohs, and use visitors as slave labor?
And choose new pharaohs using instructions off the wall of prophecy?
Can I hide in the reeds after carving crude instructions to look for the next pharaoh in them?

>>12741141
0, go Nihilist or go home.

>>12741146
Who said anything about mindbreaking? You would probably go made from the isolation if you floated until death anyway.

>>12741160
No, Bender.

>>12741141
I remember the last time we did this. We had a planet for each race though. Holst planet was filled with Ara Ara ultra-soft huggable Holsts. Kikimora planet was one massive planet-wide suburb. The first planet anon visited he got forcefully made a master and chained to the bed.

Still can't decide which fate is better.

>>12741111
checked

>>12741141
0

Not unless I can find the planet of the Kikimoras.

>>12741163
I'd rather know that the worst I could do while crazy is smash open a window and be sucked out into space.

>>12741164
First house he visited*

>>12741141
So long as i get a can of bearmace.

>>12741164
Well, fine! I'll go make my own egypt themed planet! With flapjacks! And hookers!
Wait, they already have those?
Well screw the whole idea then!

>>12740194
I would love her through anything and everything. If people tried to deny her, her rights, I would picket and fight for her. If my family disapproved, fuck 'em. I only care about one of their opinions anyway, so small sadness.

>>12741155
So mantises, Ant Arachnes, and honeybees? Allright!

>and Beelzebubs, Hornets and Devil Bugs

FUUUUUUUCK!!!

>>12741141
Please be 7, Please be 7, Please be 7...

>>12741218
Throwing in another manual override vote for this.

>>12741218
>Undead Planet
Would a Lich be willing to take me to the Egypt Planet?

>>12741225
Nah, too hot and dry. She doesn't want to dry out, or her skeleton servants to crack.

Police Elf Henamari would like to talk with you.

>>12741164
Don't forget the planet of endless meadow and plain inhabited by Holstauruses who all desire your company. Truly the most comfy planet.

>>12741228
I'm not drunk. I'm just buzzed.

>>12741233
Is there a planet of nothing but were-sheep and dormice, where only the sleepiest of MGs live?
What would that place even look like?

I kinda hope Nyanon doesn't do the CYOA tonight. Work an early shift tomorrow, so I'd have to go to bed hours before it normally ends.

Though normally he'd have started by now, so perhaps I'm in the clear?

>>12741237
Nah, I'm passing on it tonight. You're safe to sleep on time buddy.

>>12741141
>>12741146
Unfortunately it looks like your first stop is at the chaotic and dangerous Oni Planet.

After an uneventful journey, you arrive at a planet that looks like it has seen better days and you can smell sake already. You hail the spaceport and politely ask permission to dock.

"Yeah, yeah, hold on to your boxer shorts you impatient #@^%."
The transmission got a bit garbled towards the end, but it sounded like you'll have permission. You twiddle your thumbs while you gaze at a defective satellite, with some crude graffiti covering it, drift past.
"Alright, move your ass to gate 4."
You do just that, and descend into the planet's atmosphere and make your way to the spaceport, if it could be called that.

Upon reaching the pad and landing successfully, you clamber out of the cockpit. You're hit by a wave of heat and the smell of a brewery, if a brewery was run by muscle-bound pelvis destroyers.

But you're not afraid, oh no, a space adventurer must be fearless, especially when he has a stun gun.

You pass through the door leading to the lobby, where you find several muscle-bound woman, some blue, some red all drunk, being loud and fighting each other. You think you can see the customs officer curb-stomping someone, but she's on the other side of the massive brawl.

Do you:
1. Fire your stun gun into the air and hope they clear a path.
2. Try to go around it, by cutting through a side passage.
3. Politely push through the crowd, saying "Excuse me"

>>12741228
She was dead when I got there.

No really, she's a fucking Lich it doesn't count.

>>12741164
There was also the Manticore Planet, which was widely regarded as truly terrible.

But not as bad as the Ushi-Oni planet, which only has a spaceport in the capital of Pelvisgrave

>>12741243
Alright, cool.
Lookin' forward to tomorrow night then.

>>12741244
>Fire your stun gun into the hair
That's retarded.

2. please.

>>12741244
This is vaguely reminding of TiTS.

Anyway, 2.

>>12741228
I never broke the law into my life. Why do I have to go into this dark alley with you? Why are you telling me to be quiet?

>>12741253
>hair

Holy shit I meant air.

I'm going to fucking bed.

>>12741244
2, don't be an idiot.

>>12741244
>>12741253

Go with 3. We were already doomed the moment we landed, might as well go out with style.

>>12741263
I'm not being the fucking shota anon.

We're going as long as we can, hell maybe we can get with a cute Blue Oni.

>>12741244
4. Fire stun gun wildly into the brawl. We'll go down swinging!

>>12741244
3.

I'm sure these nice ladies would appreciate my manners.

>>12741267
I like KC's Blue Oni.
Classy, intelligent, mild-mannered...

And then she gets wasted when around a guy she likes so she can rape him without hesitation.

Truly a fantastic girl.

>>12741267
>I'm not being the fucking shota anon.

Literally shit taste.

>>12741282
Go play with the Sabbath then. Oni palnet is for big boys and girls.

>>12741244
2, just slink around the fight if possible

>>12741282
I'm too big to be the shota.

Hell what's the height of the tallest monster?
Being 6'1" sucks