/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's kind of lonely in here isn't it, OP

>>12727754
What a coincidence!

I'm not sure who this is a picture of. Any Chihaya or Umi otaku want to pipe in?

>>12727766
She's smiling so it must be Umi. Chihaya can't smile.

>>12727766
I don't see the resemblance, maybe you should ask on a thread in /c/ or /a/ for help identifying.

>>12727766
That's Chihaya for sure.

Chihaya throat gripping your cock.

Loli Chihaya was ultra cute

>>12727882
Scribbles make the emotion more authentic.

Chihaya has to use the bathroom!

Chihaya's body is very delicious.

>>12730097

Yes...

>>12730109
Who would Arnold's favorite idol be?

If Chihaya wanted me to lick her body, hell, I'd do it.

>>12730112

Chihaya.

>>12730085

>>12730125
Oh Christ, why

>>12730125
Fucking gross!

>>12730125

Whoa........ dude.

>>12730129
>>12730133
>>12730149
It is common knowledge that idols must pee.
Unless I am wrong.

>>12730161
Yeah but you don't need to show it.

dunno, Chihaya throat felt kinda loose last time

>>12730125
Whoa, lewd!!

>>12730125
What do idols think about on the toilet?

>>12730199
Deep and unimaginable sadness, probably.

>>12730125
Nice, there's one for each

>>12730199
Boys.

>>12730202
Only on the toilet they were raped the first time.

>>12730199
The mysteries of the universe

>>12730224
All the idols except Miki are virgins.

>>12730229
Takane is a huge fatty. When will she cut back?

>>12730246
hopefully never

>>12730238
So hibiki fucking dogs doesn't count?

>>12730254
Hibiki doesn't fuck animals.

Cute girls eating food is cute and satisfying in some sort of primal way

>>12730260
That's because it makes you think they're pregnant.

I want to sperm inside Chihaya's cute vagina.

>>12730263
Perhaps, but cute pregnant girls eating food is even cuter and more profound in how primally satisfying it is

Maybe you are on to something

>>12730259
Hibiki definitely fucks animals.

>>12730281
Where's the proof?

>>12730275
There isn't nearly enough pregnant idol art.

>>12730294
There isn't nearly enough pregnant idol art for the amount of raw fucking they do. Especially Miki!

>>12730344
Miki is a dirty slut who uses contraception!

>>12730263
>>12730275
Why would anyone want to cut these girls' artistic aspiration short? Let them realize their dreams, then focus on how many kids she can pop out.

>>12730376
Because babies are cute.

>>12730376
Pregnant idols are artistic. To spur child rearing there should be a pregnant idol group.

>>12730376
Azusa DESERVES to be impregnated and be blessed with a large family

>>12730392
I want to have 10 kids with Azusa and get a reality show.

Chihaya is barren! Her body is too thin and frail to bear a child!

>>12730416
Who the fuck would want to have a child these days anyway.

It's 2015, you degenerate.

Fuck having children, enjoy your life.

>>12730416
If a five year old can have a kid, then so can Chi-chan.
>>12730419
Kids are adorable!

>>12730402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyooeL4-8Vc

>>12730416
Killing Chihaya by getting her pregnant!

>>12730487
How devilish.

Yayoi is in poverty so of course she's going to have lots of babies she can't afford!

>>12730426
No they aren't.

Fuck kids.

>>12730507
>Fuck kids.

Thats a crime!

>>12730506
Yay!

>>12730508
Yes it is. Yes it is, Anon.

>>12730506
Yayoi gonna be sucking down those sweet sweet welfare checks even as she hides her 7 digit idol income from the feds.

>>12730508
Producer doesn't think so

>>12730536
Azusa and Ritsuko are both over 18 and you know it.

>>12730563
Who the HELL wants to fuck a washed up idol who couldn't cut it in the bizz and some dumb airhead bimbo.

You need to get your priorities straight, kiddo.

>>12730597
Bimbo's are cute. You just want to take care of them and make sure they're happy.

>>12730606
Dude.........

I don't want to take care of anyone, that's fucking way too much work.

>>12730621
I want to take care of enlarging chihaya's breasts, by getting her knocked up with our doubly autistic child.

>>12730621
That's cool. Have you considered dating an adult with her own life, thereby releasing you from micromanaging her life?

>>12730666
I'm a baby child, they need to take care of me.

>>12730677
Sounds like a personal problem. can't help you there

>>12730392
T-that's not Chii-chan!

>>12730703
You sure? Seems right to me.

>>12730720
Please get your ara ara airhead out of here. This is an intelligent and high quality singer thread. Azusa can go die to BETA please.

>>12730728
My bad.

posting quality vocals now.

>>12730737
Banal vocals

>>12730773
Sorry, tripped while taking the groceries in.

Posting quality vocals.

>>12730784
Fracturing vocals

>>12730790
Sorry, was too busy yelling at the servants.

Posting quality vocals.

>>12730800
Like a chorus of sinciput angels!

>>12730807
That's the wrong fucking answer, Anon. Iori sounds like a little shit.

Posting the only girl worth listening to.

>>12730819
Please get out of this anal idol thread with your depression idol.

>>12730829
Better sadness than santorum, Anon.

Better sadness than santorum.

>>12730819
Um

>>12730848
Search your feelings, Luke, you know it to be true.

>>12730930
Don't bully Shijou Luke

>>12730940
Gonna force choke the chicken all day to that ass.

Check out this fatty.

>>12731110
The only thing fat about Miki is the stacks of money she makes

>>12731115
Street prostitution doesn't make that much money. Now, if she were a full-blown escort girl, like Takane for example...

>>12730728

>>12731202
You know it in your heart.

>>12730728
ara ara fug you asshole

>>12731181
Takane is saving her virginity for her future husband!

Chihaya's a plain girl.

>>12733405

that is one ugly fucking dress

>>12731330

Takane is the anal idol?!

>>12733470
Don't make fun.

>>12733511
It's certainly not a great dress.

Incidentally, of all the images I have saved very few are with dresses.

>>12733405
An elegant and cute dress for Chihaya.

>>12733676
That dress is neither of those things

>>12733676

that is one ugly fucking dress

chihaya forgot her passcode!

>>12736876
Try something familiar and easy to remember, Chihaya! Maybe "0072," or "7200"

[happiness intensifies]

>>12737904

I want to marry Chihaya's mom and create a warm family for Chihaya to return to.

>>12750387

How do you think it would make Chihaya feel to get NTRed by her own mother, though?

>>12750411
based on historical evidence, I'd say "not great."

Her お母さん's pretty foxy, though. I'd feel conflicted if both were receptive.

>>12752613

W-what do you mean 'historical evidence'?

I don't actually know anything about the Idolmaster games or anime, I just read the threads for the cute girls, and I really like Chihaya. Please don't tell me sad things happen to her.

>>12752783
There's a lot of (pointless, stupid anime/japanese) suffering that I personally can't articulate well (at all) due to my unfamiliarity.

A quick run through is dead brother, awful mom, AWOL(?) dad, (speculative autism), being near Haruka, only wanting to sing and instead getting this dipshit producer.

There's probably more but I haven't finished Missing Moon yet.

I don't have m/any pictures of Chihaya being sad, so I did the best I could and have one of her being uncomfortable.

>>12727766
it's Umi

>>12754582
I don't wanna be the guy who admits to not being able to tell Asians apart but...

what exactly is the difference?

>>12756047
Breast.

>>12756088
Looks to me as if there aren't any in that image, but I will cede to your superior knowledge.

Sure as hell look similar, though

>>12756097
I can see something sticks out, this is practically impossible for comrade Chihaya.

>>12756047
Chihaya: Bangs parted slightly on her left side, depressed, lonely, noble 72 bust.
Umi: Beautiful amber eyes, amazing, hard working, 3-pointed bangs, hair darker blue, gallant 76 bust, smiling, may often have friends nearby because unlike 765, μ's is very close knit.

>>12756203
She looks like she's going to kill me and have me stuffed so she can put me in the sitting room with the other people in the part of the house she calls the "gallery."

What franchise is she from?

>>12756208
See here: >>12737442

>>12756282
>>/jp/12738358 Feels bad. Feels real bad, even though I snickered a bit.

Thanks, though.

Chihaya sure is flat.

Wow she can sing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYlb5li26dM

>>12769842
Irises the size of saucers be freakin' me out

>>12770199
Chihaya is the methadone rehab idol!

>>12770294
Those'd be pupils, Anon. Opiates dilate your pupils. If your irises be whack then shit's real whack.

What are the chances of Chihaya safely birthing my child?

>>12774460

zero

>>12774460
what the fuck

>>12774476
That is some of the freakiest fucking horror shit I've ever seen.

>>12774460
Modern medicine is pretty good. As long as she eats right she'd have to be terminally unlucky to have a problematic pregnancy.

Seriously? I beat honey sound in under 3 hours without using any items?

>>12774722
Okay nevermind, apparently i unlocked the hard mode now.

>>12774725
You start with Easy and Normal, unlocked Hard and Harder after clearing SOF.

What does this expression signify?

>>12775348
She's super pissed/jelly at Takane's and Azusa's sweet titties. That's why she's wearing a shirt over her top.

>>12775348
The strong sunlight is bothering her.

>>12775348

Why is breast envy so cute?

I just want to hug her.

>>12776472
penis envyはすごいだ　ｗｗｗ

UHH...

>>12777988

Jesus christ she sounds so annoying. 'no one loves me', 'I'm not woooorthy', 'no one waaaants to see it'.

>>12777988
>>12778002
No idea, but anon's probably right. I'm missing some essential vocabulary.

>>12777988
Wow she is hot!

>>12777988
>>12778016
Essentially, yeah.
>You praised me... Does someone who would be pleased to see me in a swimsuit really exist?

>>12778031
Bitches need to start talking in hiragana and none of this kanji shit.

>>12778050
Hiragana is awful, reading hiragana sentences is awful.

>>12778064
Then use your wizard otaku powers to inject me with 2000 kanji and associated vocabulary

>>12778087
ほめられても……。ほんとうにわたしのみずぎなんてみて、よろこぶひと、いるんですか？ isn't appreciably easier to read.

>>12778096
>ほんと

ooh yeah I knew that seemed familiar. And, actually, now my comprehension is better. Not 100%, but I sort of maybe get it

>>12778087
I'm saying that hiragana sentences are awful, and if you don't know any kanji, they seem alright, but once you know even a modicum of kanji (hint, those are all extremely basic kanjis) you'll be very thankful for them.

>>12778125
I'm getting mad that they're not using kanji/grammatical constructions I know, not that I don't know any kanji or grammar in the first place

>>12778087
The jouyou kanji have changed. It is no longer 2000. They weren't very useful anyway since many of the most frequent kanji aren't on the list, and unless you're reading newspapers, or shounen magazines, there won't be any furigana to save you.

>>12778137
Well go look them up! It's not that hard

>>12778155
But then I'd have to turn on the IME and then open up scratchpad and then try to figure it out and it just becomes a big thing.

>>12778154
Fug. My professor has been saying it's about 2000 for the last two semesters now. I know probably 150-300 now.

why does this always happen when someone posts something with japanese in it?

all the literally retards that don't know japanese come out all at once.

>>12778272
Projecting pretty hard aren't you, secondary?

I can't hold back anymore. I need to show Chihaya how much I care about her.

>>12781699
What are you going to do?

>>12781715
I'm gonna take her out on a nice date.

>>12781724
Chihaya doesn't know how to handle nice things. She's just going to lash out and ruin the night.

how do you get into idolmaster? i like looking at fanart and i know there's an anime coming up but i'm not sure where to start besides playing the games, obviously.

>>12781758
There's an anime that's literally called The Idolmaster and it's decent enough to get you into the series.

After that then you can play catch up on 10 years of context and content.

>>12781777

thanks anon! i just missed out on a lot, but i think ranko kanzaki is really cute.

>>12781840
Ranko is from a separate franchise. The anime from 2011 is focused on the original batch of characters from 765 productions. Ranko is from CG(ML? I don't mobage so idk).

Cinderella Girls is getting an anime that will start airing New Year's, so if that's your jam then Soon(TM).

>>12781758
I'd just jump right in an start with one of the SP games or 2.
The 2011 series is pretty bad

>>12781869

i don't have anything to play the games on really, otherwise i would :( but thanks anons, im going to give the series a try.

>>12781871
The SP games are emulateable on Windows machines. That's how I play it.

2 of the three are fully translated, plus Chihaya from Missing Moon.

>>12781871
If you've got a computer that's not a toaster you can emulate the SP games.

>>12781882
My Breville toaster probably could play emulate SP, albeit slowly and without being successful at the minigames.

Last thread we were talking about how most/all of Chihaya's songs sound "similar," in terms of composition and according to my most recent research, I think I basically agree.

The one big exception I can name immediately off hand is I Want, which is one of the few songs that let her put some more muscle behind her voice and be a little "broader," in projection. Usually she's knife sharp, but for I Want it gets fanned out a little more.

I wish there were more songs like it.

I want a naizuri from Chihaya's modest breasts!

>>12782196
How do you feel about Shangri-La?

>>12784789
I like it a loy. It's got more energy/strength behind it but it's still laser pointer tight in terms of clarity and breadth.

I don't want to call it "slop," but I think it'd be cool to let her muscle her way through some songs in a lower octave.

I haven't had any academic music studies. It's hard for me to articulate well rationed sentences about composition and performance.

>>12784828
Chihaya is the exact singing idol, see here: 小さきもの - 如月千早 (Chiisaki Mono / A Small Thing - Chi…: http://youtu.be/gYlb5li26dM

Also, you should try expanding your search to songs outside of tge imas franchise by asami imai, if you can't find anything more visceral than her rendition of i want

>>12785824
I have the album that Aquamarine came off of, but my moon reading is pretty bad so it's hard for me to try to navigate discog websites, and then copy/paste what I want, and then try to find that on a torrent tracker.

And by hard I mean I just don't do it.

What's going on?!

>>12792084
Chihaya thinks that, if she eat the big breasted one, she will become the big breasted one and take her powers.

>>12785824
What Asami Imai works do you recommend outside iM@S/Neptunia?

>>12793378

Blazblue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2b7xuMnDwU

>>12792084
Nothin' much.

How do we neutralize the Chihaya threat?

>>12794890
Progesterone.

>>12794890
Killing the Batman.

>>12793491
Everyone is Takane's pet!

>>12804562
watashi wa takane no petto da

>>12804988

>>12805170
watashi wa takane no petto wo hoshi da

>>12805290
What does that mean?

>>12805369
I have no fukin' idea, dude.

I don't speak weeb.

>>12805484
Is that what is is? I was wondering why it made no sense in japanese.

>>12805484
>>12805492
I never really learned/forgot how to use the ほし（い？） grammatical construct so I just sort of guessed.

>>12805954
First of all ほしい is not a verb, nigga.

>>12806010
That's why I had my だ in there だg

>>12806037
you want

私は貴音のペットがほしいだ

>>12806094
ありがと　アノンさん. 私の日本語が下手です。

>>12812571
The fake smile idol

>>12812886
She can't even reliably fake a smile.

>>12813122

>>12826877
That's our girl.

>>12826887

>>12827008
７６５プロ presents How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

>>12827161
namassuka is the greatest sketch show ever

>>12827463
I agree.

>>12826778
>chihayas see their own lack of breasts

It's actually depressing how there's no real Chihaya so I can ruin the only Christmas day of her year.

>>12830138
But why???

>>12830252
Spare the dick, spoil the Chihaya.

>>12830372

>>12830686
Exactly what it means.

Chihaya needs to be sexually trained.

>>12830691
All the training and acquired skill won't make up for assets she doesn't have.

>>12830887
Chihaya or Azusa, if you're looking at her back you'd never be able to tell.

And the 'Hayers is pretty fit, she could take you for one hell of a ride.

>>12831772
Tears do not a good lubricant make. Sounds painful as fuck.

>>12834534
I don't know where tears come into play here, why wouldn't we both be having a good time?

>>12834716
Because your pelvis was ground into dust?

>>12834726
I think there exists within the spectrum of "one hell of a ride," also "not being reduced to tears."

I know 15-16 year olds aren't particularly experienced but I think we'll manage.

Probably.