I love Yukari and when I grow up I'm going to marry her!

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Anonymous Sat Nov 29 17:30:38 2014 No.12743035 [Reply] [Original]

I love Yukari and when I grow up I'm going to marry her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 17:32:06 2014 No.12743041 File: 4 KB, 189x187, 1393478519693.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BE MY WIFE

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 17:46:58 2014 No.12743090 File: 472 KB, 1600x1200, 1396722980690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get in line.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 17:48:58 2014 No.12743096 someone post the pure maiden one

Anonymous Sat Nov 29 17:53:46 2014 No.12743112

>>12743035

Enjoy death, anon.

For every instance of "Wifely duties" there is someone who performs them better.

>Sex?
Sanae. She has taken way to much dick not to be good at it.

>Cuddling?
Utsuho. Way too adorable not to hug.

>Be bitched out for literally anything?
Reimu. Bitch be crazy.

There is nothing Yukari has which is superior if what you want is a wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 17:58:25 2014 No.12743133 i already fucked you're 2hu

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 17:59:24 2014 No.12743137 >>12743112 Would you be a better wife than Yukarin, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 18:30:02 2014 No.12743211 >>12743041 Where is this picture from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 18:33:05 2014 No.12743229 File: 34 KB, 878x667, 1393189413925.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12743211 That picture is from this picture

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 19:14:35 2014 No.12743363 >>12743035 She's the biggest slut. Yes, even bigger than Sanae and Sakuya.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 19:22:17 2014 No.12743388 File: 872 KB, 657x530, pure_innocent_maiden.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12743112 Can I be Yukari's wife instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 19:26:25 2014 No.12743402 >>12743388 You can be my wife ;)

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 19:31:28 2014 No.12743423 File: 513 KB, 857x960, 50aff533f4fcfa70512325c306a3603e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari has the perfect body for bearing children, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 19:34:32 2014 No.12743438 File: 271 KB, 650x680, 47292248_p7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Nov 29 19:35:43 2014 No.12743443
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I treat a hoe like a hoe and a bitch like a bitch
And a lady like a lady but I don't sip Dom Perrigion and listen to Luther or Kenny G, its Geto Boys and Jubiliee.You can't catch me holdin' hands in the shopping mall.

-Yukari Yakumo

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 19:36:23 2014 No.12743447 WHY FUCKING LIVE

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 20:02:20 2014 No.12743508 >>12743423 This hag is too old to have children.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 20:58:01 2014 No.12743668 Please do not sexualize Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 21:21:44 2014 No.12743766 Please do sexualize Yukari.

Anonymous Sat Nov 29 21:22:19 2014 No.12743769
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I ask that you cease posting Yukari in this thread and /jp/ in general as it is about time we begin phasing out old outdated touhous and begin switching over to the newer younger touhous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 21:22:57 2014 No.12743770 >>12743229 Oh a flockmod drawing(?), okay. Thank you Anon.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Nov 29 21:33:35 2014 No.12743798 >>12743423 Lewdest image of the week award.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 21:34:54 2014 No.12743804 File: 44 KB, 248x274, 1354226927065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12743798

Anonymous Sat Nov 29 22:12:29 2014 No.12743908

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Anonymous Sat Nov 29 22:14:49 2014 No.12743915
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>>12743769
I ask that /jp/ becomes Seija's board. We talk about how unhappy Seija's existence makes us, and post pictures of Seija and her butt.

We will also occasionally post pictures of Seija's wife, Sukuna Shinmyoumaru.

Seija Kijin is a horrible tyrant!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 22:16:28 2014 No.12743921 File: 589 KB, 800x1201, 36222824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12743915

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 22:21:48 2014 No.12743937 File: 820 KB, 1345x954, 30580328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12743423 Yukari is a youkai who DESERVES to be bred

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 22:22:13 2014 No.12743938 >>12743915 Seija is a wise leader and great father figure

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 22:57:50 2014 No.12744039 File: 440 KB, 600x600, c8495582b0a370b0414d1957fec1a765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari is stressed

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 23:17:52 2014 No.12744122 File: 102 KB, 840x470, angry daddy yukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12744039

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 23:23:36 2014 No.12744147 >>12743915 gross

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 29 23:40:46 2014 No.12744205 File: 1.47 MB, 2000x2000, ullkk;.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12744122 Eat the food before you throw the table Yukari!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 00:23:14 2014 No.12744306 File: 100 KB, 500x700, yukari pout1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12744205 But she's stressed! >>12744039 Amything I can do to help?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 00:29:11 2014 No.12744322 File: 251 KB, 436x620, 1415079854334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12744306 It is a mystery.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 00:30:44 2014 No.12744327 >>12744306 >>12744039 It must be stressful having so much power. She should seal them away and chill out for awhile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 00:31:22 2014 No.12744329 YUKARI IS THE GREATEST

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 00:37:47 2014 No.12744341 >>12744205 Yukari has a strong back

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 00:37:54 2014 No.12744342 >>12743798 >>12744317

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 00:39:45 2014 No.12744348 File: 109 KB, 468x980, 6a9bb309760d6e6be4b8464dab62cecb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12744329

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 01:20:32 2014 No.12744429 >>12744348 gross

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 01:23:38 2014 No.12744436 >>12744348 barf

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 05:07:08 2014 No.12745035 >>12743769 kancolle secondary detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 13:32:11 2014 No.12745958 File: 1.52 MB, 2492x3504, 37578571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12743090 no, you get in the line

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 13:32:52 2014 No.12745963 >>12744348 Hot~

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 13:35:59 2014 No.12745978 >>12744348 I wish he'd do something about the horse faces.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 14:11:39 2014 No.12746123 >>12743112 So what you're saying is if I can do all of these things I'm qualified to be Yukari's (Or some other Touhou's) wife?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 14:18:23 2014 No.12746145 >>12743035 >marry I'm afraid of weddings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 30 23:13:24 2014 No.12747942 >>12743770 Not flockmod. Someone just drew a bunch of autismal 2hu parodies of the already autismal 'gooby pls' pictures in ms paint.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 00:24:05 2014 No.12748202 File: 263 KB, 936x780, YFW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12743096 I'm still waiting, nerds

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 00:24:52 2014 No.12748204 File: 647 KB, 653x505, Pure Maiden.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12743096 >>12748202

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 1 18:54:14 2014 No.12750972 >>12748204 Thanks dude

Anonymous Mon Dec 1 23:34:38 2014 No.12751812
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Yukari is the most Nyarlathotep 2hu. When it comes to vile occult rituals just for laughs and maddening knowledge, accept no substitutes!

The physics defying sex is nice as well I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 01:09:18 2014 No.12752152 Wasn't Yukari married to Yuyucow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 02:28:01 2014 No.12752429 File: 416 KB, 2480x3800, lwedyu43.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12744306 Oh wait is that why she is stressed? Because there is not a human being for dinner on the table?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 02:54:12 2014 No.12752514 File: 201 KB, 350x641, 1404009023076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd rather a Ran

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 03:13:32 2014 No.12752569 >>12752514 I wonder why That Belly Fellow has never mentioned this artist.

Anonymous Tue Dec 2 03:16:17 2014 No.12752575

Yukari is gonna marry all of us! And then gap each one's dick into other's anuses forming a cycle and watch us struggle trying to get off Yukari's wild ride.

Then during Christmasshe'll bring us together into a room so we can see who we've been buttfucking all year long and drink punch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 04:53:56 2014 No.12752744 File: 142 KB, 549x608, yukari_is_completely_trustworthy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12752575

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 07:25:45 2014 No.12753003 >>12752152 Yukari pretty much cheated on her with all the other 2hus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 09:35:47 2014 No.12753211 >>12743915 is there any touhou that doesn't hate Seija? even Sukuna hates her guts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 2 20:55:04 2014 No.12755054 File: 204 KB, 800x720, 725cd88a395ceb986d35a404b5929aa8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12753003 Yukari's deceitful, and she's damn good at being so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 3 14:01:41 2014 No.12757521 File: 289 KB, 468x469, gapbrows.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12752514 Ran can't compete with these.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:33:41 2014 No.12765701 Why is Yukari so delicious?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:39:54 2014 No.12765728 File: 119 KB, 666x931, ふとまゆかりん.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12757521 Ain't no beating Yukari "Eyebrows" Yakumo

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:52:50 2014 No.12765765 I WANT YUKARI TO SIT ON MY FACE

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 17:55:39 2014 No.12765779 File: 455 KB, 1107x1600, 1321689965989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12765765

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:53:46 2014 No.12765994 I WANT YUKARI TO SHIT IN MY MOUTH

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 18:59:27 2014 No.12766016 >>12765994 THATS PRETTY GROSS POOP DOES NOT BELONG IN THE MOUTH, IT BELONGS IN TOILETS

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:06:25 2014 No.12766041 File: 401 KB, 800x1133, e8020368f5d6fdf34d86f429cf0b4366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 19:58:23 2014 No.12766203 File: 162 KB, 812x680, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766016 What if he is a toilet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 20:13:29 2014 No.12766268 >>12766203 HUMANS ARE NOT MEANT TO EAT DA POO POO

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:13:53 2014 No.12766517 File: 2 KB, 585x450, 41678949.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 5 21:23:21 2014 No.12766552 File: 356 KB, 606x800, 27f15431e43c57982fa983300ca53d4e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12766268 caps lock, nerd

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