/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Daily reminder that Reisen is the most beautiful 2hu, coming from the house of beautiful 2hu.

Even the princess's beauty pales in comparison to the rabbit.

>>12728961
SHES AN ALIEN.

>>12728992
That makes her extra cool.

>>12728999
She's also a drug dealer.

worthless bunny

only good for making stew

>>12729042
Even cooler! Guess they call her "Red Eyes" for a reason
Man, I never realized how cool Reisen was!

>>12729042
Double extra cool.

She also uses guns.

>>12729047
Red eyes is due to infection.

Self defense with Reisen!

>>12729069
Confession with Reisen!

>>12728961
Veteran and survivor of the Lunar War.

>>12729077
>Come on, do it. Doesn't matter, I have already won and there is nothing you can do to change that.
-me

>>12729088
Going insane with Reisen!

>>12728961
Helping Reisen cope with her ptsd!

>>12729087
Didn't she desert the army before the US/Soviet invasion force actually arrived?
Didn't the "war" end bloodlessly when the human landing force was teleported back to Siberia, forcing the ships in orbit to turn back?
And the US and USSR could not repeat the invasion because they used disposable spaceships and could not afford the cost of resending such an armada, as well as being in awe of someone who could teleport such large masses?
Isn't the real humor behind Reisen's character that she scared herself into running away after only seeing training films containing footage from WWII, Korea, and Vietnam?

>>12729164
Canon-wise, she did leave before the "war" happened via a lunar veil.

>>12729164
She's the one who carried one Kennedy's assassination.
She may look useless but she is in fact top of the class in Lunar Bunny Academy and has confirmed 300 kills.

>>12729047
I thought jaundice was yellow?

>>12728975
She's from the moon, but it's never specified if rabbits are native or came with the lunarians. You can assume native commoners are better than earth's commoners, but she definitely isn't more beautiful than Kaguya, who's literally the most beautiful person on earth, and she still falls below celestials, religious figures, and Remilia.

>>12729191
Wait, how the hell does Kaguya fall below celestials, religious figures and Remilia? These are all earthlings and Kaguya is the most beautiful on Earth.

Too bad Reisen is more beautiful because she's from space.

>>12729195
And before anyone talk about Eirin and the Watatsuki, they are just too old.

Coincidentally, they are also Reisen's masters.

>>12729195
I mean Reisen. Should have used a semicolon after earth. It's still debatable how lunarians rank against celestials (and hermits, who are lower classed celestials.) While the latter are humans who have overcome their impurities, lunarians opted to run from them, casting off those who have been tainted. You can say theirs is an artificial beauty, which makes sense with them having the most advanced technology. Is lunarian beauty an amplification of nature, or a manufacturing of an ideal?

>>12729218
Pfft, dem celestials...
"Even Heaven is not at the top of everything.
From the moon, it's still on the ground."- Reisen Udongein Inaba - Hisoutensoku .

>>12729222
Reisen Udongein Inaba - grunt, coward, and defect
A moon bitch, indeed.

>>12729224
Oh well, she's still seen more action than most other comrades anyhow.

>>12729232
>other rabbit comrades*

>>12729232
Her comrades are sent to the Gulag for her betrayal.

>>12729240
Reisen wants to repent for her sin...

>>12729224
Correction, she's a moon rabbit trained by 3 most diehard moon bitches - Eirin and Watatsuki sisters.

You betcha she's proud as fuck for her lunarian heritage.

>>12729259
Her defection would be a fake, she's a spy.

>>12729269
She deserted but she didn't defect.

Defecting would be joining the earthlings, instead she went right back into serving lunarian exiles on Earth (who maintain connection with the current Lunarian top brass anyway).

>>12729275
Confused defection with desertion for a bit there, anyway she's sent to Eirin to observe her movements.

Getting denied for veteran's benefits with Reisen!

>>12729164
>Didn't the "war" end bloodlessly when the human landing force was teleported back to Siberia, forcing the ships in orbit to turn back?
What?

Wah, wah, Reisen's a traitor and she's sooo terrible for that, etc.
What about Kaguya and Eirin? They deserted and betrayed the moon just as much, but do you hear anyone giving them shit for it?

>>12728961
They real.

Molesting the bunny

>>12729722
Reisen needs a second home or friend's house to run off to when Eirin gets weird.

>>12729164
I don't know what fan-fiction you got that from, but canon material is vague as hell about what actually happened. The only mention of the Soviets is a reference to the Soyuz in CiLR.

Rabbits will try to fuck their owners. Why? Because rabbits are made that way.

CHances are, the more time you spend with Reisen, the higher the chance she will try to have you hump her.

>>12729825
I'll just deny her until she breaks down and starts begging. And then keep denying her until she's so uncontrollably horny that she starts humping me instead

>>12729825
I would not make such assumptions. Most rabbits aren't humanoid.

>>12729829
Please do not sexually torture Reisen, no matter how much fun it is.

>>12729840
>Please do not sexually torture Reisen, no matter how much fun it is.
It's for her own good. If I had a Reisen I'd train her to be a strong, perpetually horny rabbit that takes what she wants, when she wants it. I won't give her anything. I'll make her take it.

>>12729730
She can stay at my place while I take her position with Eirin

>>12729849
>train
No, no, no! None of that! She's fine as she is!

>>12729859
That's not a good idea. You're not as durable as Reisen.

>>12729921
But it'll be entirely self-improvement for her. I won't lay a finger on her. Just the opposite, even. I'll very explicitly not do a thing to her. Everything she does will be her decision.

>>12729699
They aren't soldiers, and they represent the age old wisdom that absolute purity is death and you can't have ease without unease. Kaguya is like space Tenshi, but better in every way.

>>12729859
She can't sell Eirin's drugs without selling her body, and I doubt there are many homos in Gensokyo. She uses a disguise to keep the act hidden from each of the higher families.

>>12729939
Who do you think you're fooling?

>>12729947
Yeah, so what? They're still traitors.
Also, Kaguya better than Tenshi? Fuck no.

>>12729929
I can last pretty long

>>12729947
>She can't sell Eirin's drugs without selling her body
What kind of logic makes you think that?
You sell your body FOR drugs, not so you can sell drugs!
Touhous should be whoring themselves out to me, if anything

>>12729971
You can't be bound by common sense in Gensokyo.

>>12729947
She does no such thing.

This will be the Reisen thread that DOESN'T lead me to faping to her being tied up and raped. You watch, /jp/

>>12730008
Threadly reminder that Reisen is good only for her sex appeal so fap away.

>>12730023
No. That isn't true, and when I do fap to her it's her experiencing horrible things. No more! Or at least less so!
Also I've been fapping to much anyway.

>>12729722

>>12729699
Double standard.
Despite the Lunar Defense Corps being more like a remand house than a real fighting squad, and despite Eirin having a strange and extremely painful way of training people, it's still okay for the two higher-ups to do as they please because they're friends with the one in charge of finding exiled and deserters.

It only proves that the Lunar Capital is like a poisoned apple : look good on the outside, disgustingly corruped once you visit it inside.

>>12730050
Wha...

Are you really ddyk?

>>12730057
I reached a stalemate in my game, I'm not making any progress, and to be honest, even through I like Yorihime, I don't see the Lunar Capital as a good place. Political backstabbing everywhere with a bunch of immortals who've been alive for so long that they would fight for a pixel of power while thinking everyone on earth is a cannibal monkey throwing its shit at its own kids, the rabbits are still second class citizens, and despite the lunarians being practically gods, I'm sure the two assholes guarding the Watatsukis' house in SSiB aren't gods. So even in the perfect land, there are scrubs.

It's not perfect. And if I was actually good, I would make a game taking place on the Moon where you're constantly manipulated and lied to. And also scorned and treated like a dog because you're a filthy earthling and these people are all immortals and how dare you breathe my air you maggot.
And I'd call that game "I have no mouth and I must yell".

God that game was depressing as fuck.
Yorihime is still a cutie. But the Bhava-Agra is probably worse than the Moon.

>>12730066
The game might be stagnating, but you've made important progress in another way.

>>12730082
Don't misunderstand me. I'll still call you a fucking moron, a secondary, a Taisa and a faggot if you say bad things about Yorihime.
And I'll also backtrace your signal and kick your ass back to stonehenge.

>>12730089
Nah, none of that. Yorihime is fine. Imperfect, but fine. Does a pretty good job at what she is, usual Touhou quirks aside.

>>12730100
The perfect woman would be boring, to be honest. I want an arrogant Yorihime trying to do things by herself and only relying on someone's help when she really can't do anything alone.
I also want to progress in my game.

>>12730160
Perfection is indeed boring. Makes for a bit of a paradox.
My like of Yorihime is pretty picture-based. Not sure if I actually like her or just like some of her art, come to think of it.
But this is a Reisen thread.

>>12730178
You can't talk about Reisen without talking about the Lunar Capital.

Anyway, Reisen? This I have.

>>12730198
The real one.

>>12730205
She's somewhere in that picture. Or not.
They're all Inabas anyway.

>>12728961
Worst bunny 2hu.

>>12730225
Dems some small Zakus.

I don't think I like that tone. Reisen is a unique person.

>>12730247
Reisen is an Inaba.
All Inabas are poor soldiers.
Therefore Reisen...

>>12730269
Well, first of all, Reisen's probably a few steps above the other rabbits. Favored pet and all that.
And secondly, don't you be racist. You're sounding like the lunarians you were decrying just five minutes ago.

>>12730269
Who the fuck brings cup noodles to someone who is sick?
Can't even make proper chicken noodle soup
Incompetent useless bunny...

>>12730278
Just because I was "decrying" them doesn't mean I don't like them. Blindness is a flaw.
And Reisen's name is Inaba. It's a fact.

Also I'm out of Reisen, better stop posting.

>>12728961
Her ears aren't fake stupid. Those aren't "buttons," they're earrings.

Duh.

>>12728961
Sensitive rabbit ears. You know how the Ferengi can get off to ear massages? Yeah. That's the kind of thing I have in mind.

>>12730288
Hmph. Shouldn't have given you an inch.

>>12730280
The Princess has weird taste; won't eat a lot of things. Don't worry, it's probably special healthy Eirin-brand instant noodles.

>>12730304
Loving something doesn't mean being oblivious to its flaws. It means accepting them and love the thing regardless of its flaws.

>>12728961
I think they're real. They just had to be surgically reattached after she tried too hard.

>>12730308
Being a rabbit is not a flaw.

>>12730346
Well that's a horrible implication.

>>12730346
Holy shit this is canon now.

>>12730417
Reisen you stupid bitch, clean your face

>>12730465
She's cooking, you idiot. You clean up afterwards.

>>12730278
Reisen is a cut above the normal rabbits, both Watatsuki sisters mentioned it themselves she was actually unusually talented compared to most moon rabbits, just a coward.

>>12730465
You don't get it. You're supposed to be the one doing the cleaning idiot.

>>12730280
NEET diet is 100% cup noodles

>>12730225
i hate the lunarians so much. oppressing the rabbits and treating them like pets. FREEDOMMMM

>>12730247
For you.

>>12730485
that teruyof...

>>12729730
Would you befriend the 2hu, allowing her to crash on your couch while you made breakfast and listened to her problems?
Would you then use your position as trusted friend to force the 2hu into consentual sex with you, telling her that she can stay here and help you with this turgid erection or she can go home and tell Eirin that she ran off. The choice is hers. The choice is always hers.

>>12730812
Why is it always sex?

>>12730878
What else could you want out of a useless rabbit only kept on for her sex appeal?

>>12730882
Friendship? Companionship? That meme ain't right, you know.

>>12730891
Sex with Udonge is an unworldly pleasure. Are you telling me you wouldn't want it?

>>12730900
Of course I would. But it wouldn't be all I think about or aim for.

>>12730891
Are you sure you'd much rather spend an afternoon eating ice cream in the summer and enjoying meaningless days with your very best friend before the two of you watch a movie with all the laughing and crying that not feeling like you need to impress someone entails before the two of you crawl into bed, but the cold has her stumble into your bed at three in the morning and non sexually cuddle you without lewd rather then watching a rabbit cry while you forcibly defile her butthole?

Reisen is a pet. Naturally Eirin will prepare her for Kaguya because she likes sloppy seconds.

>>12730911
Yeah.

>>12730927
You're disgusting. I hope you become the very best friends before she finds your alcohol, gets drunk off her ass, vomits all over your vegetables and rapes the shit out of you. She'll be extremely apologetic about it the next morning when she wakes up, forcing you to tell her again and again that it's fine, that she was drunk and not in control of herself, before she gets it up to ask if you're up for consentual sex to make up for the rape. If you decline her, she'll never feel like she's made it up to you, and if you accept she'll fall hopelessly in love with you but will always feel slightly guilty.

>>12730939
Nah.

>>12730520
Doesn't really explain why these soldiers are dressed like secretaries.

I know the secretary is a powerful monster in OFF, but I suspect that the lunarian strategic mastermind may not have thought that cunning plan all the way through.
Either that, or it's a really vicious trap to abuse a normal man's disgust at the idea of hurting a cute young woman.

>>12731014
Wait, Reisen might be a space whale rabbit?

>>12731014
Well, they are both soldiers and emissaries/ambassadors.

Put on the helmet and you get soldiers, put out the helmet and you get emissaries.

>>12731018
Now that's just being silly.

>>12731044
Pathetic soldiers, and pathetic ambassadors then.

>>12730293
I dunno, shit looks like papers to me.

>>12730346
Man, I always thought that implies Tewi, but Tewi isn't from the moon.

Poor Reisen.

>>12731066
Well, they are ultimately pets, with guns.

>>12731103
Pretty much why I wonder why they're even brought to combat. If the Lunar Defense Corps is really a remand house for delinquent rabbits, sending them to battle with alien clothes, a helmet and a rifle is totally and utterly stupid.
And so far, the rifles they're using aren't the fancies weapons mentionned in the books.
And where do they even keep the ammos? What sort of protection do you get from secretary clothes? A single slug in the chest and you're dead meat.

>>12731116
As you said, the rabbits are mostly there for disciplinary action rather than actual combat.

When shit gets serious, Yorihime handles all of it and even protects them in return.

>>12731135
Then what's the point in bringing them to begin with?
The idea here is to basically drag a bunch of teenagers screaming and kicking in a fight, only for you to shove them aside and do the fight yourself.
It's like bringing a bunch of midgets armed with baseball bat in a gunfight.

And don't you dare say "it's for the XP you nimcopoop".

>>12731153
I believe it's for them to what real battles are like, so they would behave better in the future, being delinquents and all.

Rabbits aren't all smart and only actions can teach them valuable lessons.

Also, they get to fight and beat other grunts like the fairies I guess.

>>12731153
>And don't you dare say "it's for the XP you nimcopoop".
Wait, is that not how you're supposed to level up your pets?

>>12730911
Cuddling is sexual by definition.

>>12731170
>Rabbits aren't all smart
And to think someone called me a racist earlier.

>Also, they get to fight and beat other grunts like the fairies I guess.
That must be as awesome as a fight between a crippled in a wheelchair and an autist. A real autist, not a "I play minecraft and I love Sonic I am autist".

>>12731176
ಠ_ಠ

>>12731183
Rabbits aren't a race, it's a species.

And yeah, I think it would be awesome to see rabbits shooting and bayoneting fairy maids.

>>12731014
It's Touhou.

>>12731203
Isn't Touhou limited to Gensokyo only?

>>12731209
...no. Clearly not.

#blazeit

>>12731219
That brings something interesting to think about. Maybe enough to fix my stalemate.

Thanks mate.

>>12731228
Your welcome?

>>12731231
Fucking really, me? Come on.

>>12731179
This is the kind of cuddling where you don't bonk bits, she just creeps in there and presses up against you in whatever nightshirt or whatever she feels comfortable in to steal your warmth, making you pull tighter around her , the both of you hiding together under some blankets.

Every day until she likes it

>>12731261
I like it, very emotional work.

>>12731170
Then again, I can't say rabbits are dumb when Reisen just invents/copycats a moonlight-based rat repelling device lately.

I guess rabbits are hardworking and have potential but they are mostly coward, childish and like to complain.

>>12731116
>What sort of protection do you get from secretary clothes? A single slug in the chest and you're dead meat.

I'd like to point out Lunar Veil, a piece of cloth that lets them travel between the Earth and the Moon. It's existence establishes that Lunarians are pretty good at getting cloth to do impressive things. For all we know those secretary uniforms could have force-fields or something.

>>12731295
Ah yes. Never underestimate the power of sheer bullshit and asspulls.

>>12731261
Oh, you don't care if she likes it, and wouldn't stop if she did. Don't lie.

>>12731295
If these rabbits are indeed beast youkai, they wouldn't need armor anyway.

anyone for Orbital Rabbit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE-De5hQ_UY

>>12731365
Might watch it later.

>>12731247
>Cuddling is sexual by definition.

>>12731413
Please, describe sexual. I'm not picking up the connection.

I bet NAVY SEALS can beat up moon rabbits.

>>12731470
If two men were cuddling, would they not be called faggots?

>>12731513
Until they look into her eyes and turn on each other.

>>12731525
Pretty sure they're trained for gorilla and rabbit warfare.

>>12731529
Hahaha! You're such a funny guy anon!

>>12731525
It's strange but it seems the illusion eyes are unique to Reisen.

Reisen 2 is just fast.

>>12731303
Well, picture this.

You thought youkai powers are bullshit.

Now imagine that bullshit mixed up with science, then you have lunarian and moon rabbits.

>>12731524
We'd call them faggots because we're prepared to call any intimacy between men faggotry.
Intimacy does not equal sex.

She's totally the best rabbit.

>>12731697
Give back her clothes!

>>12730269
Moon rabbits aren't Inabas by default.

Inaba is what Kaguya start calling her when she goes to Earth, Udonge(in) is the name Eirin gives her, her real name is Reisen.

>>12731711
It's ok, she found new clothes.

>>12731720
They're too small...

>>12731723
It's not bad.

>>12731725
It's too small! The skirt is too short and the chest is too tight!

>>12731728
Reisen's clothes fit perfectly.

>>12731729
Yeah? Well Tewi's don't! On Reisen.
So give them back. She's got work to do, damn it!

>>12731736
Rabbit cuddling round?

>>12731738
Huh? No.

>>12728961
Sound can't travel through the atmosphere of the moon, so having normal ears on the moon would be a waste. Maybe she bends over and use them to sense vibrations in the ground.

>>12731740

>>12731743
No, work work. Chores and deliveries and work. Reisen's a busy person.

>>12731742
There is habitable atmosphere on the moon as long as Toyohime is on board, that's her power, terraforming and de-terraforming.

This is why she means it when she says she can genocide Gensokyo with just a fan swing.

But Reisen intercepts all kind of waves, not just sound waves anyhow.

>>12731750
Don't you mean "Reisen likes to cross dress to sell medicines in the human village"
Or
"Reisen getting into trouble for helping humans a bit too much"

I want to operate with the moon rabbit

>>12731767
It's a good disguise!

>>12731783
Imagine if Reisen goes back to the moon and teach her comrades all about dem Earth operating operation opertionally.

>>12731295
I'd like to remind me that the female rabbits' legs aren't protected. They totally and grossly exposed, ripe for the taking.

>>12731930
It's so they can move around.

>>12731938
Bullshit.
Everyone and their mothers know it's about psychological warfare. You wouldn't hurt a girl, would you?

>>12731943
That's part of it too.
It depends on the girl, but usually probably not.

>>12731949
So you would hit a girl, you horrible thug.

Considering her fanon treatment, I am fucking stunned Reisen doesn't get raped more often in porn. Know how many Reisen rape things there on on exhentai? 25. 25! That's nothing!

>>12731953

Thanks for that line, Hunter.

>>12731953
I said it depends on the girl! The situation too!
Like, is it Seiga? Sure. Is it some lady robbing me? Yeah. Is it Eirin, looming over a tied-up Reisen with sinister intent? Hell yes.
Gender means erring away from assault, but doesn't mean immunity from it.

>>12731961
Well, when she does, she usually gets the "best" treatment, see>>12731261

>>12731930
Just like the Rhodesian.

And these mofos kick ass. It's all about that comfortability and mobility.

>>12731978
No, she really doesn't. That doujin is very much so the exception, not the norm.

>>12731014
To be fair, it's probably a coincidence, but plain-cloth operators are not uncommon, though these guys wouldn't be mere grunts.

>>12731995
Well, as they said, quality > quantity.

>>12732008
Not for this, it's just means one guy is really dedicated to drawing horrible things.

>>12732040
That one is especially good tho, at least for me.

>>12732050
So?

>>12732060
Well, I usually go back and re-read it on a rainy day, and that's worth more than 50 doujinshi that I only read once and delete, in my opinion.

No wonder Reisen deserted.

>>12731976
>Gender means erring away from assault, but doesn't mean immunity from it.
That's not what these tumbler freedom and social warriors are saying.

Are you saying that a bunch of kids pretending to be tough guys are wrong and that women should be beaten with a metal pole when they're trying to rob your wallet?

>>12729722
I didn't think it was possible for me to be this erect.

>>12732294
Take it Tenshit.

>>12732294
Pity post for celestial scum who is eternally lower than a lunarian.

>>12732309
They fucking wish. Unless you meant that literally then yeah.

>>12732294
Fixed it.

>>12732321
Let's ask Reisen!>>12729222

>>12729087
How do they shoot on the moon?

>>12732342
With guns, silly.

>>12732342
With guns, dumbass.

>>12732342

with great righteousness

>>12732342
With the might of The United States of America military as destined by God.

>>12732371
>americafat being a whiny bigot
Are they still teaching creationism in school?

>>12732401
Who are you quoting?

>>12732401
Not american though.

>>12731789
There's no way it will work in the blisteringly hot and wet Japanese summer.

>>12732820
It worked multiple times though, she manages to sell these devices.

>>12732828
The only way I see that working is if she strips everything off to relieve herself at the point of sale.

>>12732832
Didn't read the manga, did you? You can see it working without any stripping there.

>>12732342
built in oxidizers

>>12732832
Cross dressing Reisen is best Reisen.

>>12733363
Is that what she's doing? Not very good at it, then; gender neutral clothes and still looks feminine.

>>12733404
Crossdress while wearing lipstick and makeup? What is even the point?

>>12732820
Actually, those kind fo clothing can be quite fresh BECAUSE of the clothing/sweat making you cool.

>>12733363
Eirin disagrees.

Time for punishement.

>>12733727
Why is Eirin such a bitch? Acting out permission? Come on.

>>12733732
If you had a pet bitch, you definitely wouldn't want her acting out of line would you? If you give it too much freedom, it'll inevitably screw things up.

>>12733727
I want to scold Reisen too. She's so soft, and I bet she cries.

>>12733735
>>12733737
Fuck you both.

>>12733735
> it'll inevitably screw things up.
I think it would screw things in any direction

>>12733732
Eirin is doing the same thing than Yukari. She's punishing her pet when her pet thinks that she's people.
All beast youkai are considered animals and people act superior toward them.

>>12728961

no tabuny? wtf guys, where is your taste?

>>12733879
Don't you mean lewd Nanoha?

>>12733475
>sticky, sweat-soaked Reisen
Disgusting, but also an erection.

>>12733893
You know you want it.

>>12733732
See >>12733735

Reisen is Eirin's bitch and she will like it.

>>12734003
Bunnies need to be disciplined.

>>12733469
It's just the drawing style anon.

I want to practice small unit tactics with Reisen!

>>12734214
I want to make little bunnies with Reisen, in missionary position while holding hands and with the lights closed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q83NOWIsDzE

>>12734561
This is the music my life dances to.

>>12734578
I want to dance with reisen under the moonlight.

>>12733333
all smokeless propellant will ignite in vacume. The Russians tested a 23mm cannon on a Soyuz in the late 1960s. The only problems with using standard firearms in space is that since the cartridges were not loaded in a vaccume the projectiles might pop off the cases from pressure difference and that the guns might overheat because there is no atmosphere to carry away the heat of firing.

>>12734578
Reisen is C O O L.

>>12737822
She is.

>>12728961
Her ears have too many wrinkles, she should get them dry cleaned, or at the very least iron them out.

>>12738128
They're made / grown that way on purpose to represent her ability to manipulate wavelengths. They look like old television antennae, which were also called bunny ears. ZUN is a subtle bastard.

>>12738128
>>12738191
You are thinking too much of two prop paper ears.

>>12728961
Rude tits good, FAKE RUDE TITS BETTER.

Is Reisen a rabbit or a hare?

>>12738291
She's a bunny.

>>12738291
She's an alien.

>>12738291
She's a stewing rabbit!

Soft and fluffy Udongein tail

>>12731247
I want to non-sexually cuddle Reisen.

>>12741015
Literally impossible.

>>12733333
built in repeating digits

moon bunnies are for molesting

>Entire fucking thread is Reisen bullying

I hate all of you and I hate the 2hu fandom for pushing these incredibly fucking unfunny memes until their fucking eyes fall out of their goddamn heads.

Reisen is the best and most beautiful 2hu.

>>12741516
Not the whole thread.

>>12741516
I think they're just jealous of her charm.

>>12738345
Fatal scalding with Reisen!

>>12741516
Hey now, I only like cute Reisen punishment like she gets all the time in the literature.

4000 RPM! (Reisen Per Minute)

>>12741722
That's new material!

>>12740839
What does it smell like?

>>12741732
Stinky rabbutt.

>>12741548
That crying Reisen is cute.

>>12741516
Suck it down faggot.

>>12741732
crusty dried semen

>>12737094
shut up nerd

>>12741732
>nipakupa finally getting the recognition he deserves
Now he just needs scans.

>>12747313
Incredibly long hair are one of the sexiest thing to exist.

>>12742523
shut up dweeb!

Let the man speak about guns.

>>12747353
Until you have to maintain it and realize how many bottles of shampoo must be used and how many times the drain needs to be cleaned.

>>12750151
Sexiness comes with sacrifice.

>>12750623
What would you sacrifice to spend a night with Reisen?

>>12750634
My mortality.

>>12752228
Reisen has hammerhead breasts!

>>12729047
I like it when girls with bunny ears make bunny ears with their hands, too.

>>12757662

>>12757668

>>12757662
Yo dawg, I heard you liked bunny ears so I got Reisen to mimick bunny ears while having bunny ears so you can masturbate to bunny ears while masturbating to bunny ears.

>>12750634
My sanity.

>>12757762
That's all I want for solstice.

>>12757662
Like this? Why?

>>12758064
Hammer makes a great Reisen.

>>12758122
Eh, not his best.

>>12758064
Isn't cute, a moon rabbit trying to be people.

>>12731222
I love pictures of 2hus smoking whatever.

>>12737846
Got more with Reisen and Patchouli? Wallpaper size would be fantastic. They're my mains in Soku.

>>12741732
No matter if its lewd of innocent Reisen looks best with a tail

>>12767010
But they're smelly.

>watch that Kaguya movie in hope to see some Reisen
>there is no Reisen
WTF Japan??

>>12769145
Kaguya movie?

>>12762387
I don't.

>>12769157
Kaguyahime is the Japanese equivalent of Snow White and Sleeping Beauty. He'll have to tell the exact movie.

>>12777167
What a serene scene.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5970778

If someone were to impregnate Reisen, would she give birth to a human-looking rabbit, or to a rabbit-looking rabbit?
Inb4 picture of Mengele with post "We must do ze experiment, for scienze!"

The rabbits propably didn't do anything except shit themselves when they saw the lander. Hell they probably didn't even take down the flag.

>>12781057

the flag is white now. americans spent countless billions in order to surrender to the moon.

>>12781063
Ha !

>>12781063
The treaty states that Americans will turn back with the opening of McD in the Lunar capital.

>>12781057
USA USA USA USA

>>12780305
Probably another humanoid with FAKE RABBIT EARS wishing to be human.

>>12784697
Who is she stalking?
Why bother stalking when she used her powers to manipulate his feelings around her to that of total infatuation?

>>12784756
They're separated by a dimension.

>>12784756
*can use

>>12734578