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/jp/, in an effort to reach the heart of my beloved Yuka in distant Gensoukyou, I've just returned from a nature walk. Upon coming to a particularly beautiful clearing, I knelt in front of a flower bed and masturbated furiously, while calling out Yuka's name. The way my seed was draped across the flower petals with the force of my climax was quite beautiful.

Tomorrow, I will go and examine my work in the sunlight, and leave an offering of bees for my darling Yuka.

ITT our romantic encounters.

>> No.1272445

/jp/ - Japan/perverts.

>> No.1272448

GOOD JOB

>> No.1272453

you pulled this pasta out of the back of the fridge, didn't you?

>> No.1272458

This pasta is a little bit stale, but still tasty!

>> No.1272459

I remember this pasta.

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1272460

I'm sure Yuka will bes pleased.

>> No.1272461

>>1272445

/jp/ Copypasta and Reposts.

>> No.1272467

>>1272461

Recycle, reduce, reuse!

>> No.1272468

I want more sauce on my pasta

>> No.1272475

>>1272468

Anonymous, knelt in a field, panting furiously.

>> No.1272485

Once, after drugging myself fucked I managed to rip a hole in the boundary and I got Reimu to dance with me for a while. I asked her out but she politely declined on the grounds of cross-boundary dating being a tad bit problematic. I got a nice, deep, long kiss though. She had a bit of a vanilla taste.

>> No.1272494

/jp/, in an effort to reach the heart of my beloved Patchouli in distant Gensoukyou, I've just returned from a trip to my library. Upon coming to a particularly beautiful aisle, I knelt in front of a book case and masturbated furiously, while calling out Patchouli's name. The way my seed was draped across the librarian's glasses with the force of my climax was quite beautiful.

Tomorrow, I will go and examine my work in the sunlight, and leave an offering of biographies for my darling Patchouli.

ITT our romantic encounters.

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1272503

It is delicious pasta, but don't worry Anon, soon all of your dreams will come true.

>> No.1272506

Thread made me lol, thanks.

>> No.1272511

THE LAKE

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>>1272511

>> No.1272522

/jp/, in an effort to reach the heart of my beloved Orin in distant Gensoukyou, I've just returned from checking out my cat.Upon finding him sleeping on my bed, I knelt in front of her and masturbated furiously, while calling out Orin's name. The way my seed was draped across the cat's fur with the force of my climax was quite beautiful.

Tomorrow, I will go and examine my work in the sunlight, and leave an offering of souls for my darling Orin.

ITT our romantic encounters.

>> No.1272523

God damn it Anon, do you save EVERYTHING I've ever written?

>> No.1272532

/jp/, in an effort to reach the heart of my beloved janitor in distant 4chan, I've just returned from the report screen. Upon coming to a particularly beautiful radio button, I knelt in front of a mouse and clicked furiously, while calling out his name. The way my cursor clicked the submit button with the force of my rage was quite beautiful.

ITT 404.

>> No.1272538

>>1272532

But the janitors are anonymous and you don't know their names.

>> No.1272550

>>1272538
Anonymous is a name.

>> No.1272553

im a janitor

>> No.1272571

>>1272553
>im moot
Fixed.

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>>1272503

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