/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12715689
I have one fairly close to where I live in a mall.
It's a fairly large, open store, with shelves stocked with numerous kits on either side from all the different labels.

The back wall, meanwhile, is taken up by block-shaped containers full of every different kind of LEGO Part, which you can pick out piece by piece, buy in a bucket, and use to build your own custom shit.

>>12715695
This is a good plan.
>Work at LEGO Store
>Hit on cute Anubian Girls of all ages, all day, every day.
>Mostly just small-talk and pass-by flirtation.
>Until the day you finally meet the one that you just click with.

>>12704790 Previous thread

Last post # was 3699

>>12715662

Threats won't work on her, and you look at Toriza before back at the mantis. You ask Toriza to leave you alone with her for a bit, to see if you can do something about it. She hesitates, but you whisper that any threat she poses has been eliminated by Himizu. The jinko nods and moves out after you open the door for her, closing it after.
With you alone with the mantis to apologize for the rough treatment, hoping she cracks a smile. No dice. You move on, approaching her and looming over the mantis.
"Since you're not talking, I'll have to bring out some real nasty techniques. Maybe a hot poker? I could stop your heart for a few seconds. No, I think I have a better idea." You grin, raising a hand as she sweats a bit.
You grab onto one of her antennae, smiling the whole time as you rub it and the mantis starts squirming in part surprise, part stimulation as she stifles her voice.
"So, what's motivating you so well you serve so loyally? Do you have a husband? You must love him a lot to put up with this."
You take the other one, rolling the pair between your fingers as she squirms and squints.
"Stop it already!" She yelled, snarling at you. "My husband is the lord!"
"But the lord is looking to marry Himizu, isn't he?"
"We're all his wives! He loves us all! The second in command is his favorite, but we are all loyal to him!"
Well, that's surprising. The centaur is his top wife, from how it sounds.
"How does such a thing work? Don't women want their man loyal?" You ask, assaulting the antennae more.
"He makes us all his women! The head wife takes away the jealousy! Quit doing such an obscene thing!" She spits at your face, nearly hitting you before you dodge and let go. This technique is effective, even if the mantis is now scowling, red faced, and fidgeting. You resume.
(continued)

Will you join me for a while?

>>12715739
Not with a half-sized sample, no.

http://imgur.com/a/Vi2zr#3
reposting

>>12715744
God bless .less.

>>12715733
Taking hold of both antennae again you rub them some more, intending to get more answers.
"Do you know what a bicorn is then? How do you counter it's magic?" You ask.
You don't get an answer as the mantis tenses up through her whole body and shakes, before drooping in a hazy eyes mess in the ropes afterwards, panting for breath. Her antennae twitch as you let go of them, and you realize just what you did to the poor mantis. You decide to leave it for now, out of embarrassment.
You turn to leave, only to see a blushing Mimita watching you at the bars. She must have been watching for a short bit.

Whatdo anons?

Gonna wrap it up soon for tonight so we don't flood new thread with this too much.

>>12715747
>Wink at Mimita with a grin
For one.

And as for the Mantis, inquire about what she said regarding the Bicorn "Taking away the jealousy". See if you can prod her there, break her down. Maybe even make her suffer a breakdown, even use your Ryu-Skills to dispel a bit of the magic on her if you can, until she just falls apart complete as the effects of the Bicorn wear away.

Or something like that.

>>12715747
Tease the mouse. Offer to do it to her, too.

Also, let her in and give her a try at interrogation.

>>12715744
What is she even supposed to be? A Valkyrie?

>http://animatorexpo.com/mememe/
What the fuck am I watching.

>>12715747

You wink at Mimita, grinning a bit since she saw the whole thing anyways. You move over to unlock the door for her and let the mouse in, Mimita moving inside before looking up at you with a bit of jealousy hidden in her anger.
"Wh-what are you doing in here? This is interrogation?!"
Well, it's working. She can do it for me if she doesn't want me to. You joke and say you can pay her back later in the same way. She huffs and moves behind the mantis, taking over rubbing the antennae with little flames on her fingers.
"Just ask her more questions!" Mimita urges you, seeming troubled with doing the odd interrogation technique. The mantis is already squirming and pleading, putty now.
"What does it mean to take away jealousy? What can a bicorn do?" You ask the mantis, moving closer.
The mantis resists for a few seconds, before speaking up.
"She uses her magic, helps you accept it! Only permanent after the lord seals it! Sh-she gains power with each wife he has!" The mantis spills, not able to stop. That explains the powers a bit.
"What other wives does he have?" You ask, the mantis squirming more.
"I-I haven't seen them all! One i-is asleep in dungeon, h-he keeps her secret! A-all the other women in the fortress! Tengu! Kunoichi almost! Ah!"
She tenses again and passes out under Mimita's assault, the mouse letting go and seeming just as embarrassed as you were. Looks like this is all you're getting today.

Leaving it here for tonight, next round will be sunday night! Maybe saturday too, since people can stay up then.
Captcha: insect dotylin

>>12715766
Coolness Nyanon. Till then.

Does anybody else find themselves developing the opinion that Bicorn Harems a worst?

>>12715766
No dicking the Mantis for this CYOA, it seems.

Oh well.

>>12715766
>taking all these suggestions of mine
>being generally based
I friggin' love you Nyanon.

>>12715795
Careful Anon, you're going to turn Alp for him if you keep up all that lovey dovey stuff

>>12715766
Don't forget to update your pastebin with last thread's text.

Would you're monster girl waifu still love you, even after you broke up with her? Would she go yandere and haunt your dreams and drug you with her saliva?
http://animatorexpo.com/mememe/

I imagine that if a kikimora got one of the submissive, lazy masters that she has to turn into one suited for her, that she would constantly have a massive, loud inner monologue going on that would be about her real intentions.

" All this healthy eating is nice, but the workout program you have me on is pretty tiring."

" I need master to live healthily and happily, and that starts with diet and exercise!"
>I AM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO AN IRON FUCK MACHINE, SO YOU CAN LEAVE IMPRINTS OF MY ASS IN BOTH THE WALLS AND THE FLOOR.

>"Anon, tell this Lizard that if she wants her gold, she can beg for it like the greedy whore she is."
>"Anon, tell this stuck-up, butt-slut that Dragons bow to no one and that includes her pathetic Pharaoh."

What do?

More pouting, chibi Monster Girls when?

>>12715824
>saliva
My waifu is not an Oomukade.

>>12715824
Why would I brake up with my monstergirl waifu? Why would anyone do that?

>>12715824
Why would I break up with my monstergirl waifu? Why would anyone do that?

>>12715826
>Anubis and Dragon
I-I don't know what to do...
On the one hand, Anubis Waifu...
On the other, I'm a complete slut for Dragons...
I guess I try to mediate, while subtly leaning towards mai waifu.

> Yetis supposed to be all about hugging. Save people by keeping them warm.
> Depicted as average to small women with delicious brown skin
> Not as 8 feet tall chubby cuddlemonsters...with delicious brown skin

>>12715837
Blame unimaginative, boring fanartists.

>>12715826
I kowtow and beg to they take out their frustrations on me. Or better yet, on Jimmy, because he actually likes it.

>>12715844
Can I be Jimmy? I want to have two dominant proud and bossy Monster Girls take their frustrations out on me.

>>12715744
Fuck off

>>12715849
I thought Alpanon was Jimmy?

>>12715849
I'd rather be myself.
And have a Dragon and Anubis take their frustrations out on me.

>>12715744
Who's this?

>>12715744
Fuck you and your link. Faggot.

>>12715856
>"Anon, we've talked."
>"Yes, and we've decided that neither of us are in the wrong."
>"It is in fact your fault. Hence you shall be punished by both of us."
>"Now put on this collar..."

>>12715872
Okay I see the error of my ways now and am ready to accept the consequences.

>>12715872
I want to be bullied by a Dragon and Anubis!

>>12715884
What about throne duty?

>>12715890
Dickthrone duty is fucking exhausting.

You have to sit there for the whole day, while people come to ask things of her, bring news, and more. All while your balls deep in her.

And you're not allowed to cum.

>>12715872
I let out a sigh, hang my head ashamed, and allow the collar to be put on.
While doing joyous, tearful backflips inside my head.

>>12715884
As do we all.

>>12715890
>>12715899
I'd still do it.
All the edging would make the moment when she finally allows me release all the sweeter, thicker, hotter, and better for us both.

>>12715899
No, Anon. Dickthroning is awesome.

Because, after your duty's done for the day, your cold, blunt anubis master leans back into you, cups her paw to your face, and turns into the sweetest, most loving girl around. With nobody except you to see her, she lets go of her formal personality and makes you feel like the most important person in the world.

And also because of this: https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12554235/#q12558360

Is our Monster Waifu a Big Girl?

>>12715920
The fact you linked that in an archive leads me to believe it's not screencapped.

I'mma go to bed now, but when I wake up, I'm going to screencap it.
Because that is fantastic.
Once, just once, I'd like to dream of an Anubis Waifu.

After reading through the thread from yesterday, I just have one thing to say.

Clare's dick doesn't have barbs.

>>12715935
Why would you want it to have barbs?

>>12715935
Fuck off.

>>12715935
What the hell is have

>>12715930
>have one vague dream about an anubis after writing about one
>months later, have a dream involving me talking to an anubis on an ascending space elevator
>no more anubis dreams after that

Some day I'll get to dream of my astronaut anubis waifu, floating around on a space station.

>>12715825
" I dont know...I just dont think i'm smart or good enough to go for that new promotion at work.."

" Oh master, you're all of those things and more. We can study every day...and maybe work on your confidence at night"
>YOU NEED TO GET THAT PROMOTION YOU FUCK, SO YOU CAN RETIRE IN THREE YEARS AND BECOME THE CEO OF MAID FUCKING!!!

" Oh...Y-you dont have to clean my room, I can handle it myself!"
" Ara ara~ this place is a mess. You dont have to hide anything from your maid. I'll clean it all up."

>IS...IS THAT CUM ON THOSE TISSUES?!?! YOU FAGGOT THAT COULD HAVE GONE DOWN MY THROAT! YOUR LUCKY I LOVE YOUR STUPID FACE, AND YOUR BODY, AND YOUR PERSONALITY, AND YOU SMELL SO GOOD OTHERWISE I WOULD CHOKE YOU.

>>12715825
>>12715961
Kikimoras are the best.

Aviators chapter 7!

http://pastebin.com/cUnq1QjG

Hope you enjoy, friends.

>>12715961
I bet it would be even worse when they are still in the " Oh i'm sure she doesn't have any lust for me, she's just being a normal maid" phase.

" Master, i'm so glad you are home. Shall I prepare the bath first, dinner, or maybe..."
" Oh...Um, well a bath sound wonderful, thank you."


" Of course master, right away"
>WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING DUMB. YOU WALK IN HERE, SMELLING SO GOOD, TRYING TO HIDE THAT HARD ON. WHEN YOU FINALLY JUMP ME IM GOING TO RIDE YOU EXTRA HARD JUST CAUSE OF THIS DAY YOU SON OF A BITCH.

>>12715825
>>12715961
>>12716003

Demon Lord Damn it Janet, get your shit together and rape him already.

>A Life in the Day of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and her Fiance
>"Anon look at the cute little onesees I got for the twins."
>"Can't...need to...focus."
>"Anon why are you playing Melee?"
>"Learning...to wavedash..."
>"Why? There's no Wavedashing in Smash 4."
>You pause the game.
>"Gracie, I'm going to be a gamer dad. I NEED to be able to beat our kids so hard they either give up and pursue a better life than ours, or they practice meta gaming at a tender young age and kick the asses of everyone they know they know the frame data, they know the proper item builds and characters to pick. They will learn to make their peers cry and suffer. FOR THEY WILL KNOW WHO THEIR SUPERIOR IS!"
>"I just want them to have fun and play video games Anon."
>"NO FUN ALLOWED! I WILL MOLD THEM INTO SOMETHING BEYOND META KNIGHTS, I WILL FORM THEM INTO META GODS!"
>Gracie slowly sits down and leans against you.
>"Anon you're getting a little nuts again."
>"Cause we haven't had sex in a month."
>"Will you calm down if I give you a stalk job?"
>"...Fuck yeah Multitasking!"
>You unpause the game as she gives you a stalk job

>>12715826
take the dragon's side and make fun of Anubis' stupid round toes

>>12716018
>Janet and dumb Anon watching a movie together
>Romantic kissing scene comes on

" I wonder what it feels like to kiss like that..." Anon wonders aloud. Janet's ears perk up and down, seeing a flash of weakness. " Well master, maybe you would like to find out."
Anon jumps off the couch and heads to his room. " You're right, I'll search the internet!"

Janet's eyes twitch ever so slightly.
>OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I WOULD GUESS THAT YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME, IF I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT SMART. YOU DIRTY LITTLE TEASE. WHEN WE FIRST KISS NOW IM AM GOING TO LOCK YOU IN THE BASEMENT FOR AN HOUR WHILE I ROCK YOUR WORLD SO HARD YOU WONT REMEMBER WHAT THE INTERNET IS.

What is your mg waifus fw she learns she's pregnant?

>>12716024
But why haven't they had sex?
>Not fucking your pregnant waifu

>>12716051
>Not butt fucking your pregnant Anubis

Gimme a reason to play this game. Story, gameplay, cute girls?

>>12716098
What game?

Are you ready for Monster Girl [/spoiler]Hunter[/spoiler] Kindergarten?

Do you play in the sandbox with Diablos and Jhenny?
Do you claim the slide with Alatreon?
Do you get bullied by Plesioth and her green haired twin?
Do you play on the seesaw with Duramboros?
Do you jump off the swings with the hoard of Velociprey girls?
Do you play around with clay with Bracchy?
Do you help Jinouga get bugs out of her fluffy hair and sweater?
Do you reenact last night's DBZ episode with Rajang?
Or do you watch Flubber and wait until the next episode, where we go back to regular MGs and Ophy gets stuck in a trashcan?

>>12716119
I want to play with the electric breakdancing wolfgirl.

>>12716121
Even though she looks like the unholy, and adorably fluffy, fusion of a wingless Dragon and a Weresheep?

If Dog girls had different breeds, would Corgis be Shortstack bimbos with cute little nubs for tails?

>>12716125
Aren't Corgis smart?

>>12716124
Yes a thousand times. All those sleek, sparkling scales and thick, electrically tingling fur? It's godlike.

>>12716125
>nubs
That's only because people dock their tails

>>12716125
Needs more Tibetan mastiff fluff.

>>12716128
Mine is, but she's also a dumbass sometimes. really excitable, and also very fluffy. it is because of her fluffyness that I forgive her
>>12716132
Not all of them. some Pembrokes are born with the nubs.

>>12716131
What if she expects you to learn how to break dance as well? Or she gets infested with Dracophage bugs instead of Fulgur bugs?

>Echidnas are the mothers of all monsters and, after the first initial birth of another Echidna, will birth children in a variety of species
>Sometimes births entirely new species
>Every once in a while genetics get all weird and you get weird monstergirl fusions

>A Yeti/Lamia hybrid. All of the warmth and fluff of a Yeti with the snake-like body of a Lamia. 30+ feet of fluffy tail. Can wrap anybody up for the cuddle of a lifetime. If you didn't know better you'd think she was born in a lab as a means of creating the perfect hugging machine.

>An Ushi-Oni/Akaname hybrid. Has the body and rapist tendencies of the Ushi-Oni with the tongue and 'filth-licking' desires of the Akaname
>Will only rape her man after she's done licking him from top to bottom, nearly making him pass out from orgasmic overload due to the tongue rape
>Rape kisses
>Will tongue her partner's throat while raping him

The possibilities are endless.

>>12715980
thanks man

>>12716145
Lilim and Dragon.
Wrap you mind around that.

>>12716136
I'm skinny like a ferret, but I've got some decent upper body strength. I could probably learn a thing or two.

If she gets Dracophage bugs? Has she been hanging around with those punk Stygian Zinogregirls again?

>>12716145

>Mismatched hybrids sometimes occur
>Arachne-Oni
>Her face is asymmetrical as a result. Half of her face is Oni with teeth that are too big for her mouth. Her lips can't even close around them. Other face is lovely but is covered with multiple Arachne eyes.
>Has a huge complex about this and thinks she's hideous. Has long since given up on love and just violently rapes men indiscriminately
>That moment when a man starts kissing her back and tells her how pretty she is

>>12716135
Long ago I had a dog that was pretty much all corgi, save for a more lithe body and long legs. Very strange to look at, and she had a super bushy tail and soft fur.

I miss her. ;-;

Though honestly I'd prefer a wolfgirl to a doggirl.

>>12716150
Can i just dick it instead?

>>12716156
>punk
I don't know, the larger one has been really friendly with me. She even gives me an Skymerald every time we meet.

>>12716162
>dick it
Boy, you're gonna have to exceed the 9999 level cap to even HOPE of dicking her.

>>12716158
>mismatched hybrids

>>12716163
>Kindergarten S.Zinogregirl gives her friend Anon a Skyemerald every time they play in the park together
>Hunter with an incomplete S.Zin armour set watches this exchange from a distance every time, fuming and seething at the RNG.

>>12716165
caps are for people who haven't destroyed themselves trying to obtain their goal.

>>12716169
I'd play hide and seek with it.

Perfection.

>>12716169
>CHUFF CHUFF
>Prusten Prusten

>>12716172
I wonder how he'd respond to Diablos giving me numerous Hardhorns, and Tigrex giving me constand HeavenlyScales?

>>12716174
If a potato was a monster girl this is what it would look like.

>>12716177
But potatoes have souls, Trolls don't.

>>12716174

We could use more of these.

>>12716188
>bumpity boo
I'm chuckling more than I should be.

>>12716188

>Tits

Heh.

>>12716188
Everything about those names is adorable. I want to rub sniffily-snoos together with her, while cradling that bumpity-boo with one hand and rubbing that tum-tum with the other.

They remind me of names for certain body parts in Flanimals.

>>12716188
>fluff tunnel
pfft

>>12716188

>Fingering her fluff tunnel while her pawsie-wawsies curl up in response and she starts puckering up her smoochers

Fluff tunnel is an underrated term for a Yeti's vagina.

Besides "honeypot" and maybe "peach", I can't think of any single-word synomyms for the vagina that aren't gross, terrible, or both.

>You will never watch your panda daughteru eat the bottom of the bamboo stick your panda waifu is munching on

>>12716208

Flower.
Foo-foo.
Kitty.
Hee-hee.
Mini

>>12716188

>You'll never have a tickle fight with your Yeti waifu
>She'll never pin you down and raise up her left paw menacingly
>"Oh nooooo! Look ouuuuut! Heeeere comes the cuddle claw!"

>>12716213
>Flower
Okay, that's a good one.

>All the rest
If I was writing erotic humour, then maybe. For genuine sex scenes? Maybe not so much.

Name something more heartwarming than your newborn monster daughteru playing with your face with her monster parts

>>12716224
>Tiny manticore daughteru giving you tiny kisses with her tailpussy

>>12716228
How much would tails get in the way of modern diapers? I know that I'd have trouble changing her with a tailpussy wriggling about.

>>12716247
>Trying to put a new diaper on her
>Keeps attacking your fingers with her tail
>Manticore waifu is just watching and laughing

>>12716188

I know 'tits' was kept as 'tits' for comedic effect, but I can't help but think that a cutesy name would work better.

What do you all think of the following?

>Jubbly-Joos
>Wiggle-Jiggles
>Snuggle Puppies
>Whimwhams
>Wopbopaloobops

>>12716259
Plushie-Pillows

>>12716174

Goddamn I just want to impregnate the fuck out of a Troll with my face in her bosom.

>>12716259

>Snuggle puppies

>>12716259

>Cheek Warmers
>Bounce-a-Roos

>YFW Centorea has a bunch of Fleur De Lis on her armor
>YFW she's the French Onion to Lala's Shepherd's Pie

>>12716211
Truly Pandas are the best.

>>12716295
I've got 2 more of these, were any more made?

>>12716224

> Sandworm Daughteru latches onto your face

Didn't want my head anyways.

>>12716321
>Mating with a sandworm
You have only yourself to blame

>>12716321
Now now. She'll be gentle. She loves dada.

>>12716321

>Dullahan daughteru carries her head in her hands wherever she goes

>>12716321
How does a Sandworm even give birth? Does she pop out far enough so the doctor's can put her 'body' on the bed, or is an excavation team mixed with doctors?

>>12716334
Eggs, of course.

>>12715961
>>12716034
Suddenly recalling that one manga panel with the nervous girl, and all the lewd thoughts racing in the background...

>>12716333
>Hear crying
>Look over and see your Dullahan daughteru's body flailing around
>Her head is trapped under the table and she can't get it.
>Lovingly lift the table and help her retrieve her head.
>She walks up to you and raises her head up to give you a smooch, 'Thank you Daddy!'

>>12716308

This was the last one I made.

>>12716145
Also not to mention in the original myths, she had eternal youth and would not die of old age.

>>12716295
>>12716308
>>12716348
Dullahans in the original myths could only speak one word each journey and that was the name of the dying, when it speaks the name of the individual, the soul is taken from the body. However one could ward it off by wearing gold.

>>12716334
Read sandworm doujin
It even has sandworm daughteru

No more drawfags? They all in /mgqg/ or something?

>>12715744

10/10 waifu material.

>>12716372
/mgqg/ has drawfags?

>>12715824
Why the fuck you force that shit on all boards?
Is that you, Anno? Go make eva 4.0 instead of shitty shorts

>>12716372
.less has posted like four new things in just the last couple of days. What are you even going on about?

>>12716386
And none of them are good

>>12716389

All of them are good.

New ideas for MGE:

Phoenix (Harpy mutation)
Muse (Those who give men inspiration)
Scribe (Those who record the deeds of men and the world's history)

>>12716395

Already have a Phoenix.

>>12716334
>>12716321
>>12716330

http://imgur.com/a/DxikO

>>12716400

Not a big fan of Sandworms, but that was pretty good.

>>12716395
>Muse (Those who give men inspiration)
Isn't there something like that in the Leanan Sidhe?

>>12716395
Peacock (pretty, but flightless harpy)
Arrgus (think Gazer, but w/o the tentacles)
Talos (metallic golem w/ an erogenous zone around her ankle)

>>12716397
From the ashes my dick will rise.

>>12716422
>Peacock (pretty, but flightless harpy)\

only malepeacocks have shiny feathers, females are brown mottled birds with little of repute.

In any case a peacock harpy would be small and nothing to look at, but incredibly attracted to men who wear shiny things or dress fashionably in order to become devoted housewives and lustful monsters.

any writer fags willing to help out a new writer? I-im very fragile so please be gentle with me please.

>>12716431
A Peacock harpy could be their version of an Alp.

>>12716400
I hate sandworms but that daughteru is pretty qt

>>12716436
what do you want to write about?

>>12716400
>http://imgur.com/a/DxikO

I really hope that gets translated up on exhentai soon.

>>12716436
You won't make it, give up now.

>>12716448
Yes, we have very discerning literary tastes around here.

>>12716436
Does contain an Oomukade? If it does then I will read it.

I want to corrupt a pure monstergirl into a living idol of lewdness.

I want to watch a shirohebi develop a tan as she lovingly milks every man she sees for cum

I want to watch a ryuu rape her congregation without regard for their pleasure or orgasms

I want to watch something of great sacred love fall into debasement and debauchery without a care in the world.

>>12716445
I go for heavy details and love. but I don't want to write a story no one will read and I'm scared I'll make it retarded long and the length will put people off
sorry for blogshit

Welcome to Hell

Anon-kun here you are rewarded for all of your sins:

Wrath = Onryo
Greed = Tanuki
Sloth = Arachne
Pride = Horse Pussy
Lust = Succubus
Envy = Snake Cloaca
Gluttony = Suu

Time to sin!

>>12716457

You're a bad person anon.

>>12716459
If we direct you on how you should write, then it might not be your own story anymore. Do you want that?

>>12716395
we still dont have a Mantis Shrimp gril

>>12716462
>Snace cloaca

No complaints here other than curiosity about the logic behind some of these choices.

>>12716459
Write for yourself, not other people. The comments are a bonus but ultimately it should be for your own fun.

People here are entertained by a lot of dumb flavor of the month shit anyway, popularity shouldn't be a marker of the quality of your writing.

>>12716469
no. just a loving nudge to grow.

>>12716476
Fuck off and die already you cancerous piece of shit.

did that help?

>>12716474
Rodger Anon. I'll do my best and hopefully my weak heart won't implode from being called a faggot.

>>12716472
>Logic
>4channel

Choose one

>>12716462
Well, I think we'd all get a succubus just by being here.

I fucking hate Slutcubutts

>>12716462
Satan is an alp? I knew it.

>>12716457
Weird. I have the opposite fetish. I want to talk a succubus into living a normal, healthy lifestyle with her husband(s), or convince a young delinquent werewolf to think about her future instead of raping young men with her pack. It's such a waste of talent and ability to see good monsters devolve into sex fiends. Why can't they be semen demons AND confident, efficient members of society?

Purification is so rare, though. I suppose it's to be expected when 'love conquers all' is the norm that porn actively debases for the pleasure of debauchery.

>>12716462
Looks like I get a harem.

>>12716462
>Arachne

Perfect.

>>12716472
Green with envy? Although I think anon is using the more common metaphor of 'a snake in the grass' or a similar meme of snakes portrayed as traitors or unfaithful.

>>12716498
I share this purification interest with you Anon.

there are more scatfags then there are us.

>>12716505
No, I just did it because I felt like it...
No real meaning behind it

>>12716509
>>12716505
Actually, in retrospect, it all makes sense.

>>12716462
My sin is Wrath but I want snake cloaca.

>>12716517
Sin some more

>>12716422
>argus, gazer without tentacles
soo...a cyclops?

>>12716525
Considerably more eyes than that. Imagine not being able to grope her anywhere without touching an eye.

>>12716498
>>12716508

Do not worry my brethren, you are not alone.

>>12716462
What if you're a horrible person that you are plagued by the seven deadly sins?
A harem then?

>>12716538
You must earn your redemption by satisfying each continuously without rest. Failure to do so will sentence you to an eternity as the bitch to either the Director or a spider on crack.

>>12716462
Why the fuck sloth is arachne? Spiders are fast and opposite of slot
And I fucking hate spider
Sloth must be panda or dormouse

>>12716538
You get to choose between deadly 7 sins harem or Satan

Congratulations my anon-kun

>>12716542
>Spiders are fast and opposite of slot
>And I fucking hate spider
It's a punishment, DEAL WITH IT.

>>12716543
What does Satan look like?

>>12716543
>Satan
Literally how?
Is He/She/It even doable?

>>12716421
Yeah, it's literally her schtick, I think.

>>12716540

>spider on crack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JDB5IS-zfo

>Be a priest in Monster Girl City.
>Doing your best to lead your flock in a den of sin.
>So far things have been going well, although you look at many of your younger parishioners with worry as they bring their monstergirlfriends once to Mass and never come again.
>It can't be helped. At least most of the cults that were praying on young men were closed by the 28th Amendment, also known as the Sex Act, which proclaimed that all religious sexual activities are under the preview of the sex industry and also required permission from either a succubus, pharaoh or other incarnation of 'divinity.'
>Stopped all those damnable manticore BDSM rings, although the underground Monstergirl 'Fight' Clubs don't seem to have fizzled out yet.
>You do your best to get new members through friendly fliers and the promise of 1 whole hour of rape-free time to reflect on sins and life.
>Until that damned pyramid opened up next door.
>It's like fucking Las Vegas with all the flashing lights and gold they threw up to attract newcomers. In Mass there isn't a time when flashes of red and green and yellow don't blind you in the middle of a sermon. It's even worse when you're trying to sleep at night.
>The Anubis priestess is friendly enough, always coming by and wishing you well. But you get the feeling that she's really checking out the competition with how she looks through the doors of your small parish and smirks.
>In nómine Patris...

Religion in MGC would be pretty ridiculous with pharaohs, kami and valkyrie running about.

>>12716546
That doesn't make sense. All other greeds represents by their retrospective girls, why sloth is the only one opposite?

>>12716563
That's why you never join a religion in MGC.

Do you think paladins would invent anti-rape devices for men, cause I'd wear one if they made it.

>>12716568
>Sloth is a literal slothgirl.
>Takes three days to fuck

>>12716563
Challenge her flashy pyramid religion with the tasteful power of Christian Rock.

>>12716550
3lewd4board

I will tell you this though...
If you like monster girls who have huge dicks and puffy vaginas...
You will loooooove Satan

>>12716462
>implying you wouldn't rather the Seven Heavenly Virtues
Satan please.

Chastity = Unicorn
Temperance = Valkyrie
Diligence = Kikimora
Kindness = Sea Bishop
Charity = Angel
Humility = Troll
Patience = Gnome

>>12716568
Reference to Rachnee, who, in spite of her speed, is known for being quite lazy.

Though I agree with your complaints. There are far better choices for each.

>Those guilty of Envy must be raped by a lamia wearing a Hannya mask.

>>12716577
I'm burning your house down now.

Goddamn motherfucker, ruining Satan for me.

>>12716579

>Unicorn

WHY

>>12716585
Not him, but are there any other MGs out there who would prefer if you stayed a virgin?

>>12716582
Satan defied God because she wanted to rape him, and grew a dick to do so. Or maybe she had a dick and grew a vagina. The myth is hazy. So she has succubi try to get angels to fall and corrupt his worshipers because it's as close as she'll get to raping God.

That'd be really funny.

Sorry to break the news to you anon, but you've died. Don't worry, as it turns out a necromancer was on her way to do some important business and came across your pathetic still warm corpse. She's chosen to breathe new life into you as her servant so make sure to do a good job.

Your eyelids flutter open and you're met by a...

Lich: The classic necromancer archetype. She doesn't like humans much despite having been one a few thousand years ago. Her wizard's tower is nestled deep in an arctic tundra with thousands of miles before anything resembling civilizaton will appear. Initially she'll only see you as a curiousity. She might ask you to go find some corpses for her or let her try some new potion on you if she's in the mood, but it will be literal decades before she warms up to you enough to actually show any concern for your wellbeing. If she comes to love you it will be a devotion and passion unlike any other, to the point where she'll openly propose you enter lichdom with her. She is ashamed of it due to her seniority, but she enjoys it the most when you pat her head and let her sit in your lap.

Vampire: She didn't particularly enjoy your blood so don't get the wrong idea. In truth this vampire is little more than a few decades old and has no honor or lands to her name, you happen to be her first actual servant as well. For the most part the two of you will wander from town to town seeking out nourishment and ways to set up a coven for the two of you. Her current state leaves her very vulnerable emotionally and it will be only months before she starts treating you as an actual partner and lover instead of a convenient abuse dummy. She is very jealous of your attention and will not hesitate to murder for it. Her ultimate ambition is to create a huge empire and to be its queen with you as her king, but she may come around to living humbly with daughterus.

Secret option 1: You awaken in a well-decorated castle...

Secret option 2: You awaken in a humid tomb...

>>12716589
Secret option 1.

>>12716588
Now you get to be drowned in holy water, shitbird.

>>12716589
Tomb

Vampires a shit

>>12715947
A best, anon.
Simply a best.

I envy you.

>>12716589
Vampire sounds appealing, though I'm curious about the Castle...

>>12716589
Vampire vampire vampire vampire

>>12716589
Secret 1.

>>12716422
>>12716431
I know a Peacock Girl might make no actual sense, but by God I want one anyway. I know there're at least a couple drawings of 'em, and hot damn they look nice.

>>12716589
Vampire.

I want to dick Dhampir daughterus

>>12716592
Not this guy, but why are you so buttmad? Lemme guess, you prefer a loli-devil?

>>12716612
Yep, bullying loli satan is the best thing.

>>12716589
>Wizard Tower
>Frozen North
>Hard to get...
>But extremely loyal and loving
>Will eventually help you reach Lich-tier too.

This. This all the way. Wizard towers a best, Liches a best, and I'm a Canadafag so it's not like the cold bothers me.

>>12716563
>Be out buying some groceries.
>Suddenly a trio of succubi children pelt you with a potato, crying "Paladin! It's a Paladin!"
>Their mother sees this and apologizes to you, quickly telling her children that a paladin and a priest are different as she walks away. Priests don't try to fight before rape.
>Ángele dei...

or

>Parishioner tells you he can no longer attend for fear that his new vampire girlfriend will turn to ash.
>Kindly inform him that is a myth, but he doesn't want to take chances.
>Promises to send you a Christmas card.
>End up seeing him going into the Pyramid the next day with his girlfriend, the...mummy?
>Réquiem ætérnam dona eis...

or

>Anubis asks if you would like to attend one of her rituals.
>Tell her that you are honored but going to another religion's gatherings would feel too sacrilegious.
>She nods sadly and leaves, understanding.
>Next day she comes with her friend, a cow deity.
>Those udders are massive. And she barely keeps them contained with a sheer strip of fabric.
>Bénedic, Dómine...
>Asks if they could sit in with your parishioners to see Mass.
>Feel like she's trying to get under your skin, but maybe this is a genuine chance to show her how serious you are.
>They sit in the front row of your semi-circular church. Everyone's eyes are on those udders.
>You have to yell for the parishioners to come and take Communion. As they walk up for the holy wafer their heads are glued to the cow and they constantly bump into one another.
>After Mass everyone leaves quickly, the Anubis and her friend thank you for the 'ethnic experience.'
>Next day you see a few more parishioners enter the Pyramid.
>Credo in unum Deum...

These are fun.

>>12716637
Oh yay, is the priest going to convert for some stupid reason?

Golly gee I can't wait.

>>12716637
I feel sadness for priest-kun.

I hope he finds a pure angel qt who will read bible verses with him and help him hand out fliers to the church on the street corners.

http://blackmyst.deviantart.com/art/OC-commission-18-495746805

I have no idea what this would possibly qualify as. Other than "Colorful with nice T&A".

>>12716645
What? And end the suffering? This is fine. It'd be pretty terrible writing for him to just give up and give in.

>>12716653
>western

Okotowaru shimasu.

>>12716663
Writefags have done it before, and it pissed me off to no ends then.

Like that one Ushi story about some trader, then it ends with "muh pelvis breaking huh huh" for no other reason than stupidity.

Fuck this, I'm having a shitty day and I'm not going to make this thread anymore shit than it already is.

>>12716471
Or a pistol shrimp girl. "Pop pop, watchin' husbands drop" fuckin' when?

>>12716487
Probably. Lots of us would also get arachne, horsepussy or both too though. But how is arachne sloth again? There are lazier monster girls, look at dormouse or minotaur most of the time.

How does minotaur even have dem abs if she sleeps all the damn time?

>>12716683
Probably because Rachne.

>>12716563

>Abstinence until marriage

On the plus side? You have a strong chance of converting nearly every Unicorn in the city to you.

>>12716623
>"Dammit onii-ch-"
>"I'm down here, Satan-chan. I'm already damned."
>"Shut up! Stop dodging and let me pitch fork you already!"
>Grab the pitchfork and hold her forehead while her arms windmill in a vain attempt to hit you.
>"I-I'm the princess of hell, you can't do this to me, onii-chan!"
Adorable.

>>12716699
My little cousin would try to hit me a lot whenever I visited for some odd reason, so all I'd do is grab her arms and lift her into the air until she got tired and fucked off.

I want to do that with a loli Satan as he tries to pitchfork me.

>>12716671
I am still waiting for a story where the anon is actually quite fond of his freedom and defies the claim of every monster girl on him whenever he gets the chance to do so.

Or at least an anon who gets to develop the relationship at his own pace.

Stories where the anon somehow ends up with stockholm syndrome or volunteer for the pelvis breaking are off-putting indeed.

When will we have a story where an anon defies the matriarchal culture of an entire amazoness town?

>>12716695
Actually, you've got an in right there.
>attract unicorns
>some unicorns eventually become bicorns
>She attract a bunch of other monsters because of weird bicorn orgies
>They come to your parish
All you have to do is ignore the fact that your followers are committing a deadly sin in order to attract more followers for you and you're golden.

>>12716703
That's exactly what I want.

I can't relate to someone who just lays there and takes it pr accepts shit like that, I fight against anything I don't like.

>>12716702
>he

>>12716705

>A loyal member of your parish, through no fault of her own, ends up becoming a bicorn
>She's still a very good member of the clergy despite the rampant sexual hedonism
>Unfortunately, you have to clear out your schedule and cancel all other appointments when she comes to confession. It takes a while.

>>12716707
Oh wow, oh boy I fucked up.

Move along, citizen.
But pick up that can

>>12716710

>Pick up the can.

>Not have a cookie.

>>12716713
Cookies are garbage.

Muffin master race.

>>12716709
>She's also really vivid in her descriptions
>You always end up assigning her a long penance, but it's almost as bad for you
>It takes HOURS of prayer for the swelling to go down afterward
>And the way she looks at you... you're glad she's already married
Bicorns man. They're good girls, but...

I just want Mama Miia to belly dance for me. That apophis .less drew (Sam?) would also work.

I'm gonna become the president and make it a law that lamias must wear exotic dancer clothing. Just like Mustang and his miniskirts.

>>12716706
Yeah, it's hard to find those kind of stories.

I actually had in mind a story of a wanderer anon who went full survivalist while traveling, and was fond of his freedom too, but i am not exactly a writefag so it never went beyond the thought stage.

I would like to hear more stories like that, an anon who like his freedom and fights whatever to ensure his survival.

Just imagine it, in a monster girl universe where every man is chained as a husband or treated as a cum faucet, then there are these anons who get famous because no monster has been able to tame them, like a legend or something.

That's actually a pretty cool tale worth telling.

>>12716372

Monorus is in the /vp/ drawthread atm.

>>12716740
He did a pretty good Rosalina picture recently, too.

>>12716563
>>12716637
>>12716695
>>12716716

>Priest-kun is visited by an Ogre
>He's wary at first because of the stories he's heard but she seems amiable enough
>"Hey bozo, this that place?"
>"Uh..."
>"That religious human place or whatever?"
>"Yes."
>"Nice. See, I'm kinda shoppin' around for a new faith. Nothin' else is really doin' it for me, y'know? So, what'cha got? Pitch it to me."
>"Well-"
>"So you guys worship the letter 'T' or something?"
>"Well, no, we believe in the existence of a single G-"
>"What're they like? The God ya worship?"
>"Well, the Summa Theologica concludes through the use of negative theology that God would be a completely immaterial-"
>"So ya can't do it with anyone while you're a member, right?"
>"Well, no, we believe that husband and wife are of one flesh, but before marriage y-"
>"Hey, who's this guy? The big guy on the 'T'."
>"Well, it's a crucifix and it represents-"
>"You worship this dude?"
>"Yes, this 'dude' is the Messiah who came preaching a message of unconditional love, nonviolence, and-"
>"Alright, I like 'em."
>"Y-...you do?"
>She nods, stroking her chin as she stares up at the large crucifix. "Yeah, none of the other places' saviors or whatever really do it for me, but this guy? I could worship this guy. Last place I went to wanted me to give tribute to a cow."
>"Th-...that's wonderful! Now, if you're looking to convert th-"
>"But THIS guy? Not bad. I mean, I could do without the beard 'n all, but could be worse."
>"...Excuse me?"
>"I mean, y'know...I'd do 'em."
>"Please get out of my Church."

>>12716389
I liked the one with the lactating Manticore, otherwise it's shit like Laska and a motherfucking monsterboy.

>>12716770
I don't know, >>12715744 is pretty majestic

>>12716174
>tfw no troll mom who willingly gives herself to you, taking your virginity after a game of Cards Against Humanity goes awry

http://imgur.com/cSb2WiQ

Horse confirmed for tender loving.

>>12716791
How'd some blonde, bishie motherfucker get shacked with horsepussy?

>>12716791
Yeah, that's why she tries so hard to NTR her husband with darling's dick

>>12716791
Is Cerea the prettiest girl?

>>12716797
Yes.

>>12716791
>That look of pure love
Yes.

>>12716400
>"What do we feed her?"
>"Obviously: milk~"
>"Milk huh?"
>"Mm, husband's."
>"Eh?"
It looks like you can't *not* dick the daughteru

>>12716818
>tfw no cute sandworm waifu and daughteru

I hate Yetis but how about calling them Fluffalumps instead of tits?

>>12716832
Thank god

>>12716833

>I hate Yetis

Well fuck you too then. You only get it halfway.

>>12716839
I want to cuddle with a Yeti and grope her snuggle lamps.

>>12716839
I want to cuddle a Yeti so much

>>12716839
>>12716840
>>12716842
Exactly 1 min apart on these posts.
coincidence? or same fag

>>12716844
Samefag more than likely.
Not that it matters too much seeing as these threads reach 2-4K posts.

>>12716786
Why does that sound so...fun?

>>12716844

Eat me.

>>12716844
Coincidence

>>12716853
How about not shit post and waste images?

>>12716844
Conspiracy

>>12716857

It's fine. Deleted the image.

But you get the point.

>>12716535
Praise be

>>12716859
I get it, wasn't the one calling same fag though.

>>12716839

Have you made a difficult decision yet?

I think I'm gonna add a new one to this image.

>>12715724
What is a tanuki exactly? A raccoon? A squirrel?

What am I looking at here?

>>12716871
>The Dick Tomb

Okay I got a chuckle out of that.

>>12716871
>The Dick Tomb
>The Desert's Oasis
Fuck, I chuckled

>>12716873
Rusalka easily.

>>12716874
Tanuki are raccoon-dogs.

>>12716839
Just fixed a spelling error

>>12716873
No thanks.

I'd rather die.

>>12716563
I can't imagine the religious tension that would develop.

I imagine Christianity, Islam, Judaism, etc. would have a tough time hanging around next to Hathorism, the Undead Covens, the Sabbathians, etc.

Even Atheism would get strange looks

>>12716871
>The greatest naval in Egypt
I didn't know the anubis was a seafaring monstergirl.

Jokes aside, I would tongue the goddamn daylights out of an anubis navel.

>>12716873

Dunwich > Krampus > Rusalka > Poisonous Slime > Mantrap

Seriously, fuck the Mantrap. Years of ecstasy ain't worth a horrible death.

>>12716873

All a shit, 0/10 would not waifu

>>12716874
A raccoon. Also known as the Japanese Raccoon Dog.

According to folklore, it's mischievous, jolly, a master of disguise, but also somewhat absent-minded and gullible.

>>12716871
>Naval
>Sick looking gold... [item description goes here]
Now my autism is satisfied.

>>12716883

Saved.

>>12716883
>Naval
navel
>the dick tomb
my sides

>>12716886
Goddamn it.

Forgot to add sword as well.

I need coffee or something.

>>12716886
Don't we all, Anon?
Don't we all?

>>12716894
Have some hot cocoa to give you a boost, my man. T'is the season, after all

>>12716895
I'm not sure I'd be able to. I have a trained reflex to panic every time I hear the Metal Gear alert noise.

>>12716874
A filthy jew

>>12716637
I want to help this Priest. Volunteer at his Church's Soup Kitchen, help around at the church's orphanage, and otherwise just help him out

>>12716749
>>12716563
>>12716637

>Sometimes it just doesn't seem worth it
>Until the first time a young Unicorn trots up to him and asks if it's okay if a Monster like her wants to become a Nun
>You reply that she can. Her lights up with joy and she starts bouncing happily on her hooves before rushing over to her mother.
>"Mama! Mama, he said I could! I know what I want to be when I grow up!"
>Sometimes it's good to be Priest-kun

>>12716645
This is a relationship with the creator of all anon.

It's not a club you jump into for benefits and upgrades

>>12716903
You know, this raises a question: aside from the obvious unicorn, what other MG would make for good nuns? Dark priests would be good if you could make them convert, probably sea bishops too, but what else?

>>12716904
Tell that to the Dark Priests and their shitty church.

The religion is shit, but damn that pizza is godlike, fucking perfect.

>>12716907

Pretty much any Monstergirl that doesn't regularly rape people.

Of course occasionally you'd get a weirdo that completely goes against her race's stereotype.

>That one Arachne Nun
>Is distressed by the fact that so many of the children are afraid of her
>Weaves lovely nativity scenes and other religious imagery out of silk

There are a lot of elf nuns in anime, no idea why.

>>12716839
I can't stop thinking about a Yeti in Surgery:
>Alright, what's the patients status?
>Yeti, female, early 20's. Motorcycle accident. Lacerations along the Sniffily Snoo, Smoochers, Tummy tickler, Cuddle Claw, and Snuggle Lumps.
>Anything to the Tum-Tum?
>No Sir

>>12716912
Shirohebi? I mean, they're shrine maidens so already perform similar duties. Simple lives, relatively isolated, doing chores around the temple.

>They have a docile, quiet personality that is rare for a monster...they never attempt to forcibly rape men.

Kikimora have a similar personality, too.

>>12716921
Something something purity

>>12716926
I'm fucking dying here.

The church district
Synagogue.
Several shrines
Temples.
Numerous churches.
I suspect it would make an interesting area.

Would they require different religions to set up their 'shrines, temples churches' in different areas?

>>12716931
If Gods go around manifesting in tangible forms (i.e., Ryu), then I don't think they would be large nation-wide things with franchises. More like local gods with just one/few shrines each, like animism or shintoism.

>>12716895
Dude, I don't think you get it. Or maybe you do.

I don't just wan to lick an anubis' navel; I want to make her cum from the feeling of my tongue lapping and slurping at that cute little dimple on her delicious brown tummy.
I want to taste her skin and sweat, fill my lungs with her scent. Immerse myself in her.
I want to drive her wild with the feeling of my wet tongue plunging into her tender core, feeling her squirm and wriggle beneath my hands as she fails to cope with the novel, absolutely overwhelming sensations.
I want to lick her with such passion that it'd make a lilim look like the Pope. I'd make cunnilingus look like a freaking church sermon.
I'd make my tongue the tender drill that drives her to heaven, all my will and determination focused on her pleasure as she arches her back and doubles over and as she lies on her back, clamping my head between her knees and her arms.
I'd make her flex and give her stomach such a workout with so many blissful contractions that she'd have visible abs by the time I'm finished with her.


Fuck, I just fucking love anubis'. So much. It's almost painful.

>>12716931
>Would they require different religions to set up their 'shrines, temples churches' in different areas?
If the city organizers were capable, yes. In all likelihood the churches would separate themselves as best they could unless someone was out to start shit though.

>>12716926
I bet becoming a surgeon would be hard. Trying to keep a straight face in class while your professor explains the insides of a Mamono, like the Sniffy Snoo
And fuck actually doing surgery

>>12716927
Yes, but they work with shrines that are either run by themselves or a Ryuu.
Those shrines are usually dedicated to a local Kami or spirit. as well as a regional god .
Larger shrines are dedicated to regional gods like Inari.
I can't see a Shirohebei being a Christian nun. remember they want a life mate.

>>12716936
That's some pretty erotic stuff, anon

How do you get a Lilim to fuck off?

Take your dick hostage and threaten if she doesn't leave, you'll cut it off

>>12716940
Actually, just the opposite. Their entry says they aren't particularly lustful, predatory, or husband-seeking. It's AFTER they fall in love their personality changes. Before then, yeah, they are perfect nun material.

Also, the fact that they become so obsessed with men suggests they aren't especially dedicated miko -- the stalking of a husband and spending time with one tends to suggest they'd end up neglecting shrine duties. So it's not as if they're fanatically devoted to Shinto gods.

Plus, it's not as if there are any MGs that are particularly resistant to falling in love or wanting a mate, given KC canon.

>>12716935

Certain gods would still have regional followings.

>>12716883

I want to be the royal tail brusher.

>>12716964
I want to be the royal lego keeper!
Get it right!

>>12716964
It's long hours with terrible pay, but you get plenty of fluffy tail to brush.

>>12716961
That unshaded dark green still makes my autism flare up.

>>12716462
>>12716579
With these we got the order and balance of universe established again.
Are you a sinner? There is your MG for all eternity.
A saint? OK. Got this one.

>>12716998
But if you embody some of the virtues and some of the sin what happens? Say you're a diligent slut or diligent about being a slut, do you get a feathery succubus maid?

Thou shalt remember to drink thine daily milk.

>>12717003
I drink my milk in the morning so that I rise with Hathor.

I drink my milk at night so I can sleep with Hathor.

>>12717001
Satan here

The fuck did you say?

>>12717015
I asked what would happen if I gave my soul to both you and God what would happen. I want my slutty blue maid, dammit. Yes, even sluttier than a kikimora with a god master is normally.

>>12717003

Arachnotaur version when?

>>12717022
When the Arachnotaur cult finds someone to illustrate a bible for them.

Which won't happen because they're all corrupted by tainted chocolate milk.

>>12716942
But that's just the tip of the iceberg. That's a goddamn fit-in-your-drink icecube from the iceberg.

There's not a single part of my anubis waifu I don't love and cherish beyond all and anything else.
I'd do anything for her. Train myself to have sex with her for hours and hours and hours on end. Let her piggyback on me while I climb mountains just so that we can sit and see the view together. Build a to-scale TTGL out of Lego to show her just how important and perfect she is, with all the universe failing to compare to her.
I'd lavish so much love upon her that those exclamation marks on her tummy would slowly change into hearts as our affection for each other creates a perfect bond between us.
I want to brush her tail, interlace my fingers between her paw digits, make her laugh and smile and be the happiest anubis in the world.
I want to spend hot summers on the beach with her, swimming together out by some secret beach with just the two of us for as far as the eye can see. I want to spend cold winters huddled with her by the fireplace, under a blanket and passing by the cozy hours playing Smash or watching shows like Aquarion and Mazinger, laughing about all the silly shit which happens in them but loving it all anyway.
I want to hold her and hug her tightly and kiss her slowly, with as much love as I can possibly muster. I want to rest my forehead against hers while we touch noses together, just being happy in each others' presence. I want to get her pregnant when she sits atop me and milks my shaft for every spurt that I can offer, her paws draped over my back while she gasps and shudders in the aftersex glow. I want to be there for her when she starts to feel irritable, or stressed, or nervous at the thought of bringing a child into this world. I want to wait on her hand and foot and rub her tummy as it becomes larger with our child growing within.

>>12717015
I want to make Satan turn into an alp.

Just give me my kikimora already.

>>12717030
Gay.

>>12717033
It's not gay if he turns into a girl.

>>12717019
Ooooh yeah you get something too

>>12717032
Go earn her. The happening will happen soon, you must be ready.

>>12717030
>Turn Satan into an alp
>Bully alp
>Become new prince of hell with Satan-chan as your princess
Moe?

>>12715744
Let all monsters be purged by cleansing light

>>12717026
I want to have a family with her, and give my all to make sure that our children have the happiest, most fulfilling lives possible. I want to feel my heart flutter as I see the love in her eyes while she watches our children grow and seek out their own purpose in life.
I want to grow old with her, taking life slowly, still playing silly videogames and wacky TV shows, looking forward to seeing our children and grandchildren when they visit.
I want to die in her arms, and let oblivion take me away to the afterlife...
Only for my anubis waifu, a monstergirl with the power to guide the souls of the dead, to use her powers to make sure that we'll never be apart from each other, even in death.

Can you tell that I like anubis' yet?

>>12717041
>Moe

Only when Stage 2, once stage 3 hits it's gonna be a sexy time!

>>12717035
So you can screw trap for years and it's not gay as long as (s)he goes alp a decade or two from now?

You should try an Anubis instead. Shouldn't be too hard to find, seeing as you're in DeNile

>>12717025
Are they really corrupted or are they just having a good time?

>>12717039
It need's Lala's head hanging off a string in front. Also, Mrs. Smith's legs.

>>12717051
>spoiler

Okay, that's pretty good.

But it's fine if he's cute and in a skirt.

>>12717055
No you don't understand anon you don't
choose your monster girl

"Doctor! Doctor! Please take a look at my skin"
>"Fine...let me see it."
>The man lifts up his shirt, giving the doctor a good look at his skin
>It's turning every color of the rainbow
>It's beautiful
>It's insane
>The doctor says nothing as she scribbles down notes on her clipboard, only stopping to take small glances again before going back to her clipboard
>"I see...tell me, what have you been doing these past few days?"
"Well, let's see...on Thursday, I went to some restaurant owned by an Indian Ananta...and the day before that, I had gone off my previous medicine..."
"Though, on Friday, I got jumped by some girls, but--"
>"Tell me about that incident. In as much detail as possible."
"Well, let's see...I got jumped by an Ushi-Oni on my way home. And then I went to the bar to drown my frustrations. And then a red Oni propositioned me in the bathroom...And after the affair I started to walk home."
>"I see."
"But on the way home, an Apophis and her Anubis servant both caught me in an alleyway."
"And before I could even get my clothes back on, an especially corrupted succubus caught my scent. And she got my sloppy seconds."
>"...I see...Well, the cause of this problem is obvious. The solution? Even more obvious, I believe."
"What's that?"
>"Get yourself a wife.A strong one. A Jinko, I don't care. One that can protect you."
"Doctor, I don't think any girl will marry me, looking like this."
>"I see. I suppose that's what happens when a man becomes a bike for 5 different girls in one night."

>>12716883
>>12716839

>>12717061
I'm pretty sure we chose every bit on that thing. What are you going on about?

>>12716907
>http://imgur.com/cSb2WiQ
Shirohebi, Ryu, Sea Bishop and all girls related with religion

>>12717072
>victim pursuers
>other rape claw

Perfect.

>>12717072
>choochie shield

Motherfucker.

>>12717077
Stuff

>>12717085
She's got a cute face.

Shame I hate spiders.
Gonna punch em

>>12717069
I chuckled.

Imagine the dark church doing a car wash with dark priestesses.
The sign also says special counseling in the rear.

I think i would burn my brakes off stopping.

>>12717072
>Coochie shield
Oh that's a good one

>>12716929
so they are being ironic?

Then the Church of Hathor follows suit, with dozens of Holts rubbing down your car covered in a wet soapy lather .

>>12717093
I think I'd wreck my car from hitting so many.

Paladin fate is best fate.

>>12717088
Yeah I don't like spiders either, but
I love her though

What happened to Loen?

There was a request for Medusa snakes going crazy last thread.

So here you go, I finally found it. Now to work on peacock anon...

>>12717039
Fran, is that you?

Finally the shirohebei at the temple tries it, and she is total cute klutz doing it. but people love it and give her tips.

>>12717079
>Actual living god being a nun

>>12717059
No, anon. It does make you totally gay.

But that's okay. Despite how fiercely /mgt/ hates the gay, there's really nothing wrong with it. There's probably a lot of secret gays around here given how popular Alps are, but shut themselves up due to harassment.

>>12716610
>>12716431
>>12716422

>>12717093
>Dark priest car wash
>MG of all sorts soapy, wet, and in microbikinis
>You get to stay in your car while they wash it, but not with their hands. No, your car is going to get a nuru wash and you get to see every bit of flesh pressed against the windows
>Even that one baphomet, bless her heart
>The "special counseling" in the rear actually takes place in the rear of your car while all this is going on and consists of a dark priest's head between your knees and your fingers in her hair
>Payment is by donation only, but if your donation is satisfactory they'll all show you some "gratitude." In the biblical sense.
Oh god. I would buy another car just to go more often.

>>12716462
>>12716579
>TFW raised from birth to be moralfag
>Always try to do my best to be as kind and perfect as possible, can't even swear
>Also love femdom and attracted to bossy proud dominant women
>All the virtue Monster Girls are submissive
>Can't muster up the ability to do bad to get the sin Monster Girls

Moralfaggotry is suffering

>>12717114
Alps only exist to appeal to the genderbender fetish.

>>12717093
>counseling in the rear

That's about as blatantly subtle as you can get.

>>12717114

>Living God realizes that there must be something greater than her
>Becomes a Nun
>Priest-kun is happier than he's ever been as all of the Ryu's worshippers convert and his parish is essentially revived
>Now has more Monster followers than humans, but doesn't care because God's mercy is universal

>>12717124
Valkyrie. She'll do all the bad for you. Too bad about needing to be a hero and all first though.

I want to suplex a Dark Priest!

I also want to shoot Not-Zombie girls in the face.

>>12717124

>All the virtue MGs are submissive

Untrue. Trolls become unstoppable rape machines if they're out during the day.

>>12717109
No, this is Satan

Is it just me or these threads
are calmer than /a/ threads?

>>12717117
you guys know only male peacocks have these fancy tail feathers? female ones looks like pic related

>>12717001
We are entering in a new order of things.
I believe a new philosophy, ethics, theology and stuff will need to be remade.

>>12717124
You sound like a cool guy.

As always the path of good is the hardest.

>>12717072

>Consensual sex manual override

This intrigues me.

>>12717103
Is dat some guy snuggling Medusa's snakes? Dat shit is nasty, yo

>>12717052
Anon, chocolate milk is a sin.

It says so in the Book of Moo.

>>12717129
>Implying one of the single most anti-progressive organizations in all of written history would accept MG, particularly the existence of other (even minor) deities besides the One True God.


In the eyes of the One True God, the many faces of heresy are equally damned.

>>12717134
>calmer
I'm not so sure.

>>12717142
Fuck the Book of Moo.

I burn every copy I see, shit's garbage.

>>12717134
They have their rough patches here and there, but they're pretty relaxed.
Well, at least i think they are

>>12717124

>Implying the moralfag girls aren't nice enough to change their sexual styles to suit you more
>Unicorn trying her very, very best to be more dominant

>"T-that's it, darli-...y-you dumb pig! Eat my h-...h-...h-h-h-horsepussy!"
>"If that's what you want. I'm so sorry for calling you a pig, honey, I didn't mean it."
>"I love you."

>>12717125
Which is kind of gay in itself.

Then again, many originate from /a/ which has always been kind of gay. Traps, yaoi manga, everyone being little girls, etc, etc.

>>12717143

The Catholic Church has admitted the possibility of extraterrestrial aliens and said that they'd accept them if they wanted to follow Catholicism.

They would totally accept monstergirls.

>>12717131
>Wrestling with a dark priest
If you tap out, you lose
If you don't score enough points you lose
If you cum you lose until the victor is done with you
My kinda fight.

>>12717135
Know? Yes. Care? No. Peacocks aren't really even recognizable as peacocks to most people without the plumage anyway, you have to give them that or there's no point in making one.