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Dunno if I want.

>> No.1270855

>>1270847
WTF?
Shiki and tits?
WuT?

>> No.1270852

do not want, also /h/ <-

>> No.1270857

That's not Shikeiki.

>> No.1270858

I can safely say, and considering my "I can't fap to Touhou" condition, that I DO NOT WANT

>> No.1270863

Those tits aren't suppose to be there!
DO NOT WANT

>> No.1270864

Whatever happened to symmetry, Japan? You can't just slap on tits the size of Titanic and call it hot.

>> No.1270868
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1270868

>>1270858

>> No.1270871

Why are Shiki's tits so big why are Yukari's not a s big?

>> No.1270872

>>1270847
THAT'S NOT MY SIKIEKI!
MY SIKIEKI IS A CUTE & FORMAL BOKU-TAN LOOKALIKE.
WHERE'S MY SIKIEKI, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY SIKIEKI...YOU FUCKING SLUTS!

>> No.1270875

>>1270868
Ultramarines indeed. I don't think they can fap to Touhou either.

>> No.1270883

Space Marines can't fap. Their dicks are too small.

>> No.1270886
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1270886

This isn't that bad actually.

>> No.1270891
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>>1270872
You like? that's what she requested to me.

>> No.1270892
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1270892

Eyebrows and Ciel Eiki.

>> No.1270894

>>1270875
Well 70% of touhou porn is futa
Futa=mutants
Faping to mutants = heresy
You do the math.
If anything they should be looking for the doujinkas to purg them from this land for making such porn.

>> No.1270899

You have already reported this post, or someone with your IP has already reported it.

>> No.1270901

I think Yukari is running a brothel in this one and Eiki goes there to investigate.

>> No.1270907

>>1270894
I realised one thing. Gensokyo is a part of Japan tainted by Chaos and sealed from the rest of the world by a mini-warp storm.

>> No.1270910

>>1270901running a brothel
No thay just want sex so she gaps in the dick team aka the same fucking plot as always.

>> No.1270912

>>1270883
>Their dicks are too small
>Phase 3 – Biscopea. This organ is implanted into the chest cavity. It is small, approximately spherical and, like the Ossmodula, its primary action is hormonal. The presence of the biscopea stimulates muscle growth throughout the body.
>Phase 4 – Haemastamen. This tiny organ is implanted into a main blood vessel. The haemastamen serves two purposes. It monitors and to some degree controls the Phase 2 and 3 implants. The organ also alters the constituent make-up of the recipient's blood. As a result, Marine blood is considerably more efficient than ordinary human blood, as it has to be when you consider the extra biological hardware a Marine carries inside him!

Result: a GIANT BONER

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1270922

>>1270894
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

>> No.1270926

Upload where?

>> No.1270931

>>1270922
I lol'd.

>> No.1270933

>>1270912
Shitt, better brush up on my W40K lore.

>> No.1270934
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>>1270894
And the rest of the population just in case.

>> No.1270938

>>1270922
No you worthless heretic!

>> No.1270943

Isnt' opening gaps a Chaos specialty?

>> No.1270947

>>1270943
Yes?

>> No.1270950

>>1270943
yes

>> No.1270954

>>1270943
Not really. The Warp Energies more or less act on their own accord.

>> No.1270957

>>1270954
Oh look, now Chaos is like the Necrons, because Anon said so!

>> No.1270959

>>1270943
I think Tzeentch moves the Warp Energies at his will.

>> No.1270961

>>1270957

>>1270954
Wat.

>> No.1271004

Hey?
So then 紅 美鈴 門門 is an agent of chaos then?

>> No.1271010

>>1271004
He's too awesome for that.
Suspiciously awesome, in fact... HERETICALLY awesome, I daresay.

>> No.1271022

Reimu is a necron lord.

>> No.1271029

>>1271022
She's a Pariah, because Necrons can't speak.

>> No.1271030

>>1271022
Actually, she is a Dark Eldar.
The Necron is China, delivering us weird shit.

>> No.1271032

>>1271004
70% of /jp/ are heretics so yeah...
One day /tg/ is going to cal exterminatus on this bord.

>> No.1271038

>>1271032
One day, I'm gonna call the Imperial reinforcement in your ass.

>> No.1271043

>>1271030
Necrons don't deliver. Weird shit or anything.
China delivers weird shit. He's an agent of Chaos.
Of Slaanesh, to be accurate.

>> No.1271056

>>1271038
and 70% of /jp/...
But hey I'm loyal to the Emperor I don't fap to this!

>> No.1271067

>>1271056
I thought I was the only one with that condition.
It is good to know I am not.

>> No.1271084

Lust for sex with big breasted woman with body that could give birth to 5 children at once is a-ok with Emperor.
As long it's not futa I will do what must be done.
And >>1270883 is jealous.

>> No.1271088

>>1270847
sauce?

>> No.1271092

>>1271084
>Lust for sex with big breasted woman with body that could give birth to 5 children at once is a-ok with Emperor.
Summoning men from who knows where with obvious Chaotic energies is not, however.

>> No.1271115

>>1271092
Hmmm good point.
Then we must cut out the gap demon and fap to the others.

>> No.1271124

http://www.mediafire.com/?i0nzu8z8rbe

>> No.1271130

>>1271115
Those men were most likely infected by the corruption of Chaos during their travel through the Warp.
And they infected the girls during the sexual acts.

This is Exterminatus material we have here.

>> No.1271132

>>1271124
Thanks.

>> No.1271138
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1271138

Ex-Ultramarine looking for companion
Sisters of Battle preferred
Must know how to handle heavy bolter

>> No.1271149

>>1271138
No one can be an "ex-Ultramarine". You are a Marine until you die.

>> No.1271167

>>1271149
Excommunicate Traitoris?

>> No.1271174

>>1271130
Upon further investigation it looks like they are from the village and didn't get gaped in oh and its not rape...
But the gap demon still poses a problem and must be delt with the big hammer.

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1271177

It's better to die for Yuyuko-sama than to live for yourself... wait, what?

>> No.1271183

OH GOD THEY HAVE EYES

>> No.1271184

Fuck you emperor.

>> No.1271186

>>1271177
LOOK, SOMEONE GOT POSSESED BY THE SPIRIT OF THE EMPEROR!
LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR!
LET'S HUNT SOME INFIDELS & HERETICS!

>> No.1271192

>>1271184
OH NO YOU LE DIDN"T!!!!11!!!

>> No.1271194

>>1271174
It is obvious the gap demon is controlling the men and women there.
That alone makes them guilty of being in contact with Chaotic entities

>> No.1271199

>>1271177
>It is better to half-die for Yuyuko-sama than half-live for yourself.
Fuck, if I had a good picture of the Saigyou Ayakashi and a template of Yuyuko's Dreamcast-like logo, I would totally do that banner for my SPESS MEHREENS in Dawn of War.

>> No.1271205

>>1271194
"I am not asking for blood, I can take your blood
I am asking for souls, only you can give me your soul"

Heretic preachings of Yukari

>> No.1271213

Guys, I think the emperor is kind of a dick. What say you?

>> No.1271216

>>1271213
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!

>> No.1271225
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>>1271213
He is one pure candle amid a sea of filth and darkness

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>>1271213
>>1271216

>> No.1271248

>>1271194
You know what?
Lets just send in the Sisters of Battle(women Gensokyo you get this) and let them handle it.

>> No.1271254

women in Gensokyo are more likely to be running around screaming "yes, YES, I would build it for chaos!" than be Sisters of Battle

>> No.1271257
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>>1271248
It will be like throwing wood into a fire.
Besides, since the demons have manifested in physical form, it is the Daemonhunters job now.
GREY KNIGHTS!

>> No.1271265

>>1271257
Grey Knights it is then.

>> No.1271267
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1271267

Not even the Emperor can handle futanari Sakuya-san

http://www.mediafire.com/?wmbbz9zzylq

>> No.1271279

>>1270847
POST IT FAGGOT

>> No.1271287

>>1271267Not even the Emperor
WHAT HERESY IS THIS DELETE YOUR POST YOU DISGUSTING INHUMAN MONSTER OR BE EXTINGUISHED!!

>> No.1271288
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>>1271267
You don't know the purity and zeal of his Holy Troops if you think that.

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>>1271287
>>1271233
>>1271225

>> No.1271308

>>1271267
What a inspired title.

>> No.1271313

>>1271308
At least people won't ask about the contents.

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1271334

Remilia is such a tease.

>> No.1271337

>>1271267
Space marine uses CHAIN SWORD. *cut*
It's VERY efective!

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>>1271334
You know what?
I shit on your post.

>> No.1271359

>>1271337
Mutant still alive.

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>> No.1271369

>>1271334
This ain't no Remilia.
Remilia has wings.

>> No.1271370

>>1271359
But without its "power source".

>> No.1271372

>>1271359
Space marine calls in the Grey Knight.
They do what must be done.

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