/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12704790
Depends on how fluffy their paws are.

>>12704790
[x] A cat is fine too.

>>12704790
First for fluffy fox girls

Last # 3816
Well done guys!

Yeti and Yuki best pair

>>12704797
http://i.imgur.com/h6XAfzy.png

>>12704797

Yandere Yuki-Onna short motherfucking when.

>>12704797
>>12704800
Yeti and Yuki are the best winter themed MG

>>12704797
>>12704800
Yuri a shit.

Following up from my posts last thread.

I've made a rough visual of what a post-docking manticore would look like, though admittedly I'm not the best at editing images.

http://puu dot sh/cV4LR/34de3fc309.jpg

In the previous thread:

Anon meets a cute bo- uh, dhampir. Cute dhampir.
Gamer Gazer reminisces about the important things in life, like Paper Mario. Oh, and meeting her future husband too, I guess.
.less draws an apophis dancer.
Arctic kitsunes use dick magnets to locate males hidden in the snow.
Muscly monstergirls with fragile hearts.
Anon's been compiling a large list of legendary Japanese creatures on Wikipedia.
Z-Ton continues his saga of horse sadness.
4th wall breaking Succubus helps us enjoy our ero games.
Anon turns down the tanuki who has everything. She doesn't handle the rejection so well.
Kitsune tail amount linked to social standing. More at eleven.
Human women attempt to compete with monstergirls, by turning into monstergirls. Only the nice ones turn out right.
Anon enjoys himself with a friendly sharkgirl.
/mgt/ chooses their classroom seat.
KC draws a panda girl. Encyclopaedia page is translated later in the thread.
Anton has venom-induced shenanigans with Sherry the red oni []Red oni Sherry, Anton, oomukade Angie
A minotaur attempts to do a backflip.
Maritan draws a… demony angel girl?
Asian soap massages with anubi.
/mgt/ becomes a delivery boy for the best fucking food place on the planet.
Sadistic loving monstergirls.
Amazons, dog girls, and squeaky toys.
Anon regrets broning his alp friend.
Tiny monstergirls are a miracle of the universe.
/mgt/ spends the winter in with monstergirl waifus.
Tsundere Medusa massage stuff.
Lanternon posts a small update.
Nyanon starts a kung fu CYOA.
.less draws schoolgirl Laska with an indecent book.
Cerea jousting in EMG? Hound posts some EMG and Hitomi teasers.
Daughteru dicking in the context of religion and science projects is the only thing I know for real.

I'm on time? What bizarro world is this?
Not many ideas posted to the ideas list recently. It'd be nice if we got people working on some, but I suppose you can't force that kind of thing. http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x

>>12704801
THIS

Any recent tickling related stuff?

Where mineshafts cut thorough subterranean lakes, we find this gargantuan fish-like slug.

>>12704807
Is this shit the newest iteration of paladin shitposting?

>>12704809
Huh. You being early threw me off for a second. Thanks again, RecapAnon

>>12704809

>Actually making it onto RecapAnon's post

[Elation Intensifies]?

>>12704814
With hot-headed, flashing winged reptiles, spitting clouds of searing flame...

>>12704814
Can I ride her into battle?

>>12704809

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_legendary_creatures_from_Japan

Still at it too.
I have to fight with some retards on Wikipedia sometimes to get stuff to stay up.

>>12704815
Considering I'm an ex-paladin, I suppose that would be a fair comparison.

>>12704809
>Not many ideas posted to the ideas list recently
How could you forget the best one?

>Knock out a MG with Dormouse molasses
>Put a bun in her oven with your creamy white filling while she's unconscious
>Convince her she got pregnant from handholding and kissing
Alternatively, if it's a Shirohebi, and you convince her and the other shrine maidens it was a divine immaculate conception

>>12704821
Cyclopean hulks who hurl rotted slabs of stone--

>>12704790
Is it really that important?

Thread died so, for anti muscle anon.

http://imgur.com/mbNr1JM,k8rF393,QXkWjh4,mPY0Zwm,6QL8fAX#0

>>12704824
I can imagine. Not that I understand it, but looking at the View History shows a few rewinds due to "vandalism" which seem to be negatively voted upon. Are those the sorts of things you're talking about?

>>12704829
Towards teleporting Tentacle abominations, rotten to the core,

Reminder to delete reaction images and other non monster stuff to save posts.

So why aren't monsters allowed to be male? No one cares if Touhous are portrayed as male.

What's your opinion on monster dickgirls?

>>12704832
Yes, and for some reason they hate Ryuu and other dragon/lamia types too

>>12704840
Epic post bro.

>>12704827

>"Hey hey, if you wake up you'll have a dick stuck in you~"
>"This lewd Shirohebi's pussy is sucking on my dick so lewdly, I wonder how much she'd love to give birth~"
>"Cumming again! and again!"
>"Fuu~hn. That's a month's worth of seed inside you, Miss Shrine Maiden, and thanks to that Dormouse molasses that Tanuki sold me you'll never know who it was that knocked you up."
>"Don't worry, i'll recognize our daughter when you lay the egg and be sure to give her lots of love when she gets older as well~"

>>12704797
>>12704800

Come the fuck on, Disney? Get the fuck out of here.

>>12704840
Aufer phallus

>>12704845
Don't bully the shirohebi!

>>12704840
Get out.

>>12704836
And them:

Scampering, repugnant vessels of precious humanity. They come with fancy of wealth and valor. They use elixir and otherworldly trinkets, and they hack, and dash, and cast, and flash against our teeth, and wings, and claws!

But I can rape them! Climb atop them and drink their semen as my own. These men are mine to use as pumps to create life from the dreaded abyss, and bring my spawn to the world!

Always wanted to see a pic of a ryu in winter clothes, looking at the viewer like she's saying I love you.
Like something Monorus would draw.

>>12704845
Yes. YES.

>>12704852
Your resistance only makes him harder.

Here's a question. How can you turn a female human into a monster girl?

I know you can do it with Ushi-Oni blood and Apophis venom.

>>12704857
Oh no!
An evil puppet is attacking that lady!

Time to be a hero

>>12704852
Don't worry. It's benign bullying at best.
We'll be sure to take responsibility and raise her into a proper woman.
Only waiting until the daughteru leaves the house for good to tell your waifu that she is in fact not an immaculate conception.
April Fools!

>>12704809
There is a very obscure MG from northern Hokkaido that I keep trying to get added , its a short furry type with a prehensile tail. it is similar to the Yeti legends.
They are often cited with Yuki-onna and other Winter creatures.

>>12704827
>mass surprise impregnation

I AM SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW!!!

>>12704861
Succubi and crazy snake rituals.

Mantango spores, mad hatter hats, slimes, and necromancy.

Also drowning in the ocean happens sometimes.

And vampirism.

And roper seeds

And were-wolves

>>12704797
>>12704800

>My monster waifu being portrayed with yuri undertones

I can only hope this doesn't become a thing.

>>12704861
The same way you can turn monster girl into human girl... but reverse?

>>12704861
>Getting spadetailed by a Succubus
>Getting fucked by a Dark Matter
>Getting the Mummy's Curse
>Getting converted by the Sabbath
>Getting resurrected by a Lich

I could go on.

>>12704865
Or, alternatively Do the same thing to the daughteru. Make it a family tradition/curse.

>>12704870
Aren't we all?

I am pretty sure Shirohebi are protected by some laws that prevent them from being taken advantaged of.
They did pass all those laws to protect human males you know.

>>12704860

>"Eh? Immaculate conception?"
>"You really believe in something like that?"
>"No no, i'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with you. After all, your little anklebiter sure does have some strangely colored eyes, don't you think?"
>"She almost reminds me of myself."
>"Oh? That was nothing. Just a little bit of musing. Be careful out there. Wouldn't want some degenerate taking advantage of you."
>"Ah... the cat's out of the bag, huh. You found the commemorative pictures I took."
>"No use explaining now, is there? Oh, don't give me that face. Your pussy was so happy to gulp down my sperm like the wanton glutton it is."
>"Please! No crocodile tears. At least I gave you love before, and who's to say that I won't give our precious little daughter some as well? I bet she's going to be so nice and tight when she gets to marrying age."
>"Oh don't worry, Papa's going to love her lots. Just like i'll love you lots. Unless you don't want me to give you more of that precious semen you've already tasted."

>>12704861
Lurk more.

>>12704873
I actually read the Danish version of The Little Mermaid. I empathize with Mero on the tragic romance of the situation.

Shirohebi disguised as a human in a wheelchair when?

>>12704878
I approve.

>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and Her Fiance.
>"Anon look, I have a picture from my Ultrasound."
>She shows you the photo
>"See, it's got a little eyestalk."
>"Aw we're having a girl!"
>"Or boy."
>"NO...NO WE'RE NOT! I'm still seeing therapy after that dream and Rugrats reference about the potential of a monster boy son."
>"A. Get over it. B. You're not seeing therapy you just do a Round One Max Social Link run of Persona 4 and fail at it."
>"I ONLY FAIL AT IT BECAUSE HANGED MAN EXISTS. MAYBE IF BITCHY MCMYSISTERISDEAD WASN'T A CUNT TO SOUJI SETA."
>"You mean Yu Narukami."
>"NO I MEAN SOUJI SETA BECAUSE HE USES THE NAME SOUJI BETTER THAN THAT DICKBAG TENDOU. OH BUT HE'S SUCH A GREAT RIDER, NOT LIKE THAT GODAI YUSUKE WHO FOUGHT THE KAMEN RIDER EQUIVALENT OF THE ANTICHRIST!"
>Gracie wraps you in her eyestalks.
>"ANON! Control yourself before you break down into just making references because you ca..."
>"AH CHARLES! GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES! THEY'RE IN MY MIIIIIIIIIND!"
>She sighs and says under her breath
>"Mention Monster boys and..."
>Her eyestalk notices something in the ultrasound photo and she looks at it.
>"Is that...a second head?"
>"Wait what lemme see that shit. AW SHIT!"
>"This means..."
>"Yeah this means...YOU'RE WOOLIE, I'M LIAM and these two are Pat and Matt!...WAIT THAT MEANS THE GAZER WOULD BE A BOY! NO! KHAAAAAAAAAN!"

>>12704878
>spoiler
I'd rather not.
You're welcome to, though. Just not to my daughter.
You're not allowed near my daughter.

>>12704861
Getting raped by a monstergirl will have her remaining spirit energy sucked out which somehow activates automatic demonic energy suctioners in her organism.

If the monstergirl who raped her then injects her with her brand of demonic energy it will result in that woman becoming that monster species, otherwise they'll likely go succubus and seek out semen from the nearest man.

>>12704861
Magic

>>12704887
Anon. You are both evil and awesome. This is now at the top of my list for a proper writefag request (full length, not greentext).

>>12704887
Are you trying to topple the religion your daughteru worked so hard to found with her divinely conceived baby?

>>12704886
Anon is right though, the Hanged Man IS the worst S.Link in P4. Tower at least has the purpose of getting you Hasou Tobi for Yoshitsune faster

>>12704809

>That last line

Fucking nailed it, mang.

>Arctic Kitsunes

I thought it was some kind of new MG band I didn't hear about for a second there, Metalmorphosis' rivals, perhaps?

As always, thanks for your services, RecapAnon.

>>12704886
Is this chuuni with ADHD on cocaine?

>>12704852
The only way it could be considered bullying would be to incapacitate her, dose her, and jerk off in front of her. Or fuck her, but don't come inside her, use a napkin and throw it away, or burn it, let the smell drive her mad.

>>12704809
>Z-Ton continues his saga of horse sadness.
Yayawww...
>A minotaur attempts to do a backflip.
I missed that.

>>12704901
No it's two nerds living together.

>>12704809
Not only did KC make a Panda, but we made our own lore for her where she's lazy as shit

>>12704886
I don't think I have a pic to accurately convey my poker face.
It just didn't amuse me this time.

>>12704886
Sometimes most of the time I wish these were better formatted so that I didn't just glaze over dialogue and forget who's speaking. They're amusing, but leave a lot to be desired in the execution.

>>12704880
Wow, that guy sounds scummy as fuck. But, dicking the daughteru supersedes morality.

>>12704899
I love how they just shoved all of the demons that nobody in their right mind would give two shits about into the Hanged Man and Tower Arcanas.

It made it so fun to go through those social links. SO fun.

>>12704904
Backflip thing here: >>12698158

>>12704913
"Scummy as fuck" indeed.
I nearly threw up in my mouth.

>>12704899
P4 Hanged Man is still better than P3 Moon.
Kitsune girl version of the P4 Fox when.
I'd give her all my money

>>12704906
But do they have to compete who is a bigger one? Meh, I guess I just don't get such a refined humor.

>>12704854
/jp/ is my home though. YOU get out, /a/ faggot.

>>12704887
I thought you wanted someone outside the family to dick her. Are you going to arrange her marriage?

>>12704922
>I thought you wanted someone outside the family to dick her
I do. Just not you.

>>12704921
No, you get out gayfag.

>>12704840
The general opinion is that we don't really discuss male monsters here, since it causes shitstorms here.

You're not the kind of guy who likes shitstorms, are you?

>>12704921
>/a/ faggot
We might be on the bad side of town but we're residents like you whether you like it or not.

>>12704886
>Round One Max S.Link Run
You mean how everyone should play Persona 4 after beating it? Because most if not all of Persona 4's difficulty came from not knowing what was coming
>>12704914
Tower at least had Yoshitsune, who breaks the game with Hasou Tobi, and Max Tower makes it so you only needed what, 1-2 levels for that?

>>12704924
I think it's already too late for that, given >>12704880

>>12704929
And then we were the ghetto

>>12704924
I'm not >>12704878. I have a job and live in my own place, so, can I ? What species is your daughteru? And does she like dogs?

Subhum/a/ns telling jpsies to get out...

>>12704921
Fuck off. They're not /a/ either. You keep them.

what the fuck happened to these threads

>>12704929
There's an expectation that if you're going to be a /jp/ resident, that you should conform to (the remnants of what's left of non-retarded) /jp/ standards, but as far as I can tell none of you care.

Not the guy you were talking to, just a passing observer.

>>12704940
Daughteru Dickers

>>12704840
They're not welcome. Either one.

>>12704935
You better take good care of her, boy.

Monstergirls come from all sorts of countries. Where is yours from? What kind of accent does she have? What mannerisms has she picked up from living there?

Personally, my scientist wurm is from Britain, and she has a slight accent. She's very peculiar about her tea, too (Earl Grey, 1 sugar and milk.)

>>12704940
A really bad start.

>>12704942
Fuck you, daughteru dicking is love and life. If anything it's the vanillafags who've ruined everything.

>>12704937
/jp/ can stay.
It's just we all leave talk of monsterboys at the door.
We try to take it easy here.

>>12704950
Guys, calm down. Let's agree to disagree.

As with all monster girls, some daughterus deserve your D, some do not.

>>12704913

>"Pay attention now, this is how you properly take a cock into your pussy."
>"Your mother's moans are because i'm rubbing her deepest parts, this hole that gave birth to you."
>"It may look like it hurts, but she really loves it, don't you, pumpkin?"
>"My, such foul language! Think of our daughter!"
>"Oh, I know what to do. I'll knock you both up, and then we can really be a happy family. How does that make you feel, Hmm? Getting impregnated again by the man you hate with all your being!"
>" 'Don't touch her'? How could I resist!? Such supple skin, the divine softness of her pussy. Oho! This suction! It's like a fleshy vise on my fingers!"
>"I can't wait to take her virginity and maker her into my personal meat toilet. Are you ready, daughter of mine? You're going to belong to Papa soo-"
>"What are you doing? Let go. What kind of drivel are you spouting now?"
>" 'You've seemed to forget one crucial fact'? What's that? That your entire race of subhuman cum dumpsters are snakes from the waist down?"
>"You can feel my heartbeat through the tissue? Don't make me laugh!"
>"Hrk! Whatttt dooo youuu shthhiink you're doingnhhh"
>"Hehaheh! I've already whhooon!"
>*CRACK*
>*Gurgling wheezes, followed by sobbing*
--------------
>The corpse of a convicted serial rapist was found hanging outside of the temple gates this morning, cause of death seems to have been violent force applied to the victim's neck.
>A Shirohebi miko and child were found on scene. The priestess is being held for questioning.
>Seminal fluids were found on the child, around the nethers. No trauma has been noted.

Oh look, the trolls are awake.

Report and Ignore. Let Anubis carry their wretched souls to be devoured by Ammut.

>>12704950
Fuck you faggot. You and your kind are annoying as fuck.

>>12704957
>>12704950
Everybody, please. Take it easy.

>>12704956
That is clearly Baset and Not Anubis.

>>12704956
Being a dickthrone to an anubis waifu is the highest level of heaven.

I want to see a MG version of this pic

https://i.4cdn.org/jp/1415359375805.jpg

>>12704953
Aww. Why couldn't we get the nice mindbreak or happy bigamy ending we deserved? Oh well.

>>12704953
I like it, but it wouldn't happen.

>>12704956
I thought that was a monster from P&D for a moment.

>>12704963

The fuck is this

>>12704952
You don't get it. It's like DFC vs cow tits or horse pussy vs snake cloaca. It's something you discuss when you have nothing to discuss. It's not like we can actually influence someone's imagination, but we'll try anyway.

But it's a bit too early for moralfaggotry, we've hardly reached 100 posts.

>>12704963
I swear I've seen that artstyle before.

>>12704929
Well then as a resident, I should be allowed to post my opinions in this thread. And it is my opinion that you should stop being sexist against non human males.

But aside from that, what's wrong with monster dickgirls? They aren't male so they don't break whatever girl-only canon you guys follow.

>>12704952
>some daughterus don't deserve the D

Explain further.

>>12704961

I saw the cat motif, but had no new Anubis art. What the fuck do you want from me?

>>12704957
Don't like it, get out.

>>12704976
Report and ignore.
/d/ is the place for dickgirl discussion.

>>12704977

A litter of Werewolf daughterus most definitely deserve the D.

Especially when the alpha of the litter is coaching the runt onto how to sink her hips down properly, stimulating her to get her past the pain of taking all of Papa into her.

>>12704976
We're here for GIRLS. If they have dicks they don't apply, keep your gay shit to yourself.

>inb4 it's not gay I it's a feminine dick or any other delusion

No one cares, and you may be a native, but this isn't a touhou thread. Your opinion is meaningless unless you're here for monstergirls.

>>12704980
You could argue monstergirls are /d/ too, but dickgirls used to be a large part of Touhou culture, not that you'd know.

>>12704982
Why so threatened? Can you only tolerate a world with all girls having a happy yuri festival or something?

>>12704941
Do you see us going into touhou threads going "what are touhous? Are they monstergirls?" We keep to ourselves, just leave us alone.

>>12704801

I've been planning to do something like this for a long while. Never got around to it as you may guess, but I wouldn't expect it anytime soon either.

>>12704981
You're hitting all the right buttons anon.

>>12704992
dicks that don't belong to you are basically NTR

>>12704992
I have no interest in touhos so I don't care if they're all gay. But that's not what we're here for.

If you're trying to pick a fight, remember, we outnumber you, and it's quite easy to flood a board with guro and other undesirable stuff, pick your battles.

>>12705003
Do your worst.

>>12704984
Is there something that wasn't large part of Touhou culture? Touhou fanbase is so huge I doubt there is a single fetish that wasn't somehow applied to Touhou.

>>12704992
Yes, Monster Girl Thread is probably the straightest thing that came out of /a/. If we weren't so extremely homophobic, we'd most likely be all about yuri, because >>12705000
logic.

>>12704818
Got any more where that image came from?

>>12704981
No
Alpha Wolf daughteru takes the runt, picks her up by the nape of her neck and puts her down on a blanket, carrying it with her strong wolf teeth to show her runt sister the house

>>12705003
>spoiler

Come on man. I hate the retards attacking this thread too, but that's not the way to go.

>>12705003
>That spoiler
You're an idiot. We're not going to war with the locals for no apparent reason.

>>12705003
Let's not step on any toes here.

>>12704953
I was honestly expecting a bad end.

Except you delivered a good one, well done citizen!

>>12704995
That's essentially what you did when you came into /jp/, right?

Also aren't some touhous monster girls? You guys call everything non human a monster, even shit like fairies, and there are lots of non humans and fairies.

>>12705000
Please tell me you don't seriously relate to that one guy who writes all that pathetic shit about how he's so lonely he wishes there was a world of girls that thought only about sex and wanted to kidnap him and have sex with him forever and ever inside some sex cocoon or whatever. I at least think better of you than that.

>>12705003
/jp/ has a history of being constantly spammed by everyone and everything including /jp/ itself. No one would care.

>>12705017
This cyclops deserves tender bullying.

>Be a Paladin
>Sent on a quest with a lowlife necromancer, a sultry priestess and a former hitman.
>Knew inside that you were essentially banished
>Caught in a thick mist and transported into a world of lawlessness, where evil rules the land
>Was taken to the lady of the land for questioning
>It's a damn Vampire
>You grab for your blade, but stop
>"Oh sir knight, a clever one isn't he?"
>"Do not make assumptions of me monster."
>"Oh, isn't that rude of me. All I wish is to ask for your services. Lately there has been a mess around my southern trading routes, could you and your companions be so kind in assissting me?"
>"Why would I help a Vampire?"
>"So you don't wish to help innocent lives? I seem to have misconceptions on Paladins."
>Damn, she has a point
>Help her with the bandit problem
>She teases you while your companions are courting everything that moves
>Keep being in her employ, forced into a room in her castle
>Companions slowly turn to monsters, giving in to their selfish desires
>Only your many holy scrolls keep the corruption at bay
>Can't have privacy because a Paladin in her land is a beacon of light in a black sea
>Whenever you come back, she offers you the chance to become like her, as if she's impressed with your efforts
>You always turn down her offer
>Even though you know quite well she can easily turn you, asking was a formality
>An elite force invades a village under your party's protection
>Your companions are slaughtered, you are the only one left to defend the innocent
>When all seems lost, She appears
>"If you wish to save them, shouldn't you do what's best? Forsake your goddess who left you and serve me."
>You, after what seems like an eternity, kneel before her
>Tears well in your eyes as she bares her fangs on your neck
>With your newfound power the village was saved, at the cost of your soul
>Centuries later a Paladin and her group arrive to the castle
>The Paladin notices you, and asks why you fell
>"To protect my Lady's people"

>>12705011
Nice to see /mgg/ is as French as ever.

>>12705019
>That's essentially what you did when you came into /jp/, right?

No, we have kept to ourselves since the beginning, if anything, your people came asking us about monstergirls.

>>12705019
>I at least think better of you than that.
i'm a pretty miserable shit, you should revise your expectations downwards

i don't really browse these threads, though, the whole thing is just too oversexed for me

>>12705019
Touhous are monster girls. If some fag tells you otherwise, he's just trying to get rid of you. It was widely accepted that they are monster girls back on /a/, I don't know why should it change on /jp/.

There are people who consider KC a messiah and MGE their holy land. There is no rule forbidding sucking KC's dick, but there is a lot of people who hates him.

Remember to clean your Panda girl so her lazy attitude doesn't make her skin look nasty like them 3D chubbies

>>12705028
Certain classes of Touhou Project character are monster girls but these threads seem mostly about the kind that exist for the purpose of fucking men senseless.

Not that Touhous don't also get up to that from time to time in doujinshi land.

>>12705030
And don't forget to buy her bamboo. Lots and lots of bamboo

>>12704886
>AH CHARLES! GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES!

Formal request for a Ushi-Oni dressed as the Juggernaut being mind raped by....uhhh... whatever MG Charles would be.

That is to say a "cloud" image of a sub version of herself hugging and holding hands with her husband as they have sex in the missionary position, she's already pregnant and is crying small tears of joy.

Oh, and praise Arachnotaur, bringer of chocolate milk, slayer of ceilings / flooring, and overall superior goddess to Hathor!

All these trolls, we really need our own fucking homeland.

>>12705033
>Anon I need more Bamboo
>But I gave you fifty feet of it yesterday
>I need more

>>12704809
>Arctic kitsunes use dick magnets to locate males hidden in the snow.
ok, seriously now: wtf?

>>12705022
>Implying he fell
>Implying his skin isn't burnt and cracked from where he still wears his silver cross.
>Implying screams can't be heard all throughout the night as he preys in the run down, dilapidated abandoned church
>Every laughed at his pride in the light for a century
>They stopped laughing in the next
>And the one after they silently weep for his every victory, as he returns again and again, denied death in his eternal drive to protect the people.
>Not even the most depraved interfere when he laid his bare, burning hands upon holy stone, and rebuilt the church by himself, and turned it into an orphanage for the children of those he could not save.

>>12705032
>these threads seem mostly about the kind that exist for the purpose of fucking men senseless.
Well, then you know how shit these threads are. You can just roll with it and hope something funny will happen, as it does from time to time, or leave. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

>>12705035
We don't.

>>12705041
Someone posted a video of a fox hunting for mice hidden in the snow, which became about dicks.
Someone also made a reference to the Taken Phone scene

>>12704861
Like half of world guide 1 is entirely about the different ways to turn girls monster girl. Intercourse with a monster, magic energy from a monster, monster parasites, fusion with a monster, dieing and becoming an undead monster, being possessed by an incorporeal monster, eating monster food, smoking monster drugs, getting monster poisoned.

Start a request in the right areas and I am sure we will support you. needs to be one of us that can write very well and give positive points as to why we need one, oh and make for it to be snfw.

I wonder if Monster girl society would make Leggings for Centaurs, Lamias and Harpies

>>12705060
No.

>>12704941
Out of curiosity, what standards are we violating? I am /pol/ not /a/ and I believe immigrants should integrate.

>>12705056
>I don't know who you are
>I don't care what you want
>I will look for you
>I will find you
>And I will, fuck you.

>>12705066
Likely.

Fashion would be interesting.

>>12705060
What?

>>12704947
My wolfu is american. Fuck yea.

>>12705074
Reminds me of that centaur-shaped daimakura ad, that shows the guy classily drinking wine while resting on it.

>>12704947
>Implying that is particular
I had a brit bitch-slap me for not warming the cup with a bit of hot water before pouring the tea.

>>12704809
>Kitsune tail amount linked to social standing. More at eleven.
I didn't think they could grow that many.

>>12705074
Would saddles become a part of that gothic centaur style?

>>12704947
Vampire with an old german accent.

>>12705068
An excess of greentext stories and blogging, for starters. Tons of other shit.

Not that most people actually expect anything from or even care about these threads, since all /jp/sies who weren't able to master the art of ignoring terrible shit you don't care either left or died.

>>12705052
We do, whether you'll admit it or not.

>>12704998

>Runt starts to sink down on Papa, lets out a low keen of pain that causes her sister to start nibbling at her neck and ears, to calm her down
>Laps at her clit when she starts riding to get her to feel even better
>Gently presses her hips all the way down so as to get the maximum amount of seed, not letting her off until you finish

Coaching at its finest.

>>12705082
That's like asking a black person to wear chains and use different kinds of metal to show some differentiation.


Wait a tic.

>>12705008
>having a bunch of wolfus
>not being the alpha yourself
Every daughteru is getting dicked, no matter if the oldest is jealous or not

>>12704947
>tfw no qt3.14 cowgirl with a slight southern drawl
>tfw you will never make her true "Southern Belle"
truly reality is cruel

>>12705082
Bareback or not at all, anon.

>>12704947
>Earl Grey
Am I the only one slightly annoyed how people act as if Earl Grey was the only tea you can find in England?

>>12705083
>not Bela Lugosi accent
I would really like to hear female Bela Lugosi.

>>12705072
>Good Luck

>>12705095
>Not wanting a comfy seat for your mare.
I'm under the impression that bareback crushes your balls. Do you want that on her conscience?

>>12705098
Get stronger balls

>>12705099
Technically it's a valid solution.

>>12705092

That's a heavy assumption, Anon.

>>12705032
>but these threads seem mostly about the kind that exist for the purpose of fucking men senseless.
A-ding-ding-ding, we have a winner.
Its basically that and romanticism, or a lot of both

>>12705099
>Wanting stronger balls
Strong balls are for M-fags who like them beign stepped on, imo. and wouldn't stronger also = more used to pain and therefore less sensitive? Take good care of your nuts man.

>>12705087
No
We don't

>>12705087
We don't.

>>12705092
>being the alpha
>surrounded by wolfus who will eventually grow to be stronger than you
>having a wolfu most likely physically stronger than you
>being the alpha
Good luck with that m80

>>12705047
Are you seriously, literally, unironically saying that while not doing the same with /jp/?

Hypocrisy general.

>>12705110
>>12705113
Stop replying to him. No, don't reply to me either, faggots.

>>12705110
So you want to have to fight for the rest of our days? Over the simple fact that we exist?

YES, WE DO.

>>12705087
Not really. This thread gets around 4k posts in like two days. Spreading that through an entire board spreads it too thin.

In case anyone missed it in the last thread, we livin' the soft life now.

>>12705117
Don't like it, leave. We haven't done anything to your precious board culture because we don't interfere with anything outside of here.

>>12705114
>fighting instead of fucking for dominance
I shiggy diggy

Create a new *chan. Alternatively ask /mlp/ to take you in. I'm sure they'd be happy to.

>>12705125
Well, I do post pics of Ran and Yukari Yakumo, but that's about it for my involvement with /jp/

>>12705127
>You
>Dominance in any form
>Aginst werewolves
>Who are stronger, have more stamina, and fuck harder
>Probably tight as shit too
Okay, chad thundercock.

>>12705086
So most everybody in /jp/ is good at ignoring shit they don't like, and continuing as we are keeping to ourselves is good?

I wish some people in these threads were better at ignoring shit they don't like.

>>12705124
This mist continent is quickly shaping up to be the best place in the MGE setting.

>>12704953
I wish more of these types of stories ended this way

>>12705124
She is canon soft and I love it

>>12705068
None. Posting Chaikas doesn't exist. Only faggots expect standards from 4chan. It really is just synonymous with 'shit I don't like'

you guys had me at training for stronger balls

>>12705114
If wolfus work the way wolves do, strength isn't as important as you might think. As an alpha male, a parent of the most of pack, you would be somehow respected. If you plan to be the only male in the pack, and I assume that's your imagination, the worst that could happen is females fighting for the title of alpha female. But, surprisingly, wolves generally respect their parents.

>>12705133
Well profile says they can be defeated with 'extensive training' and will submit to you as her master. So it's possible to rule your own pack of wolfus.

Would any drawfag be willing to draw hatoko as a shirohebi?

>>12705136
>So most everybody in /jp/ is good at ignoring shit they don't like
It's something that people learned to do after /jp/ became a complete and utter shitposting wasteland for a few years.

>and continuing as we are keeping to ourselves is good?
I'd like it if your threads were less shit, but honestly, I don't care that much.

>>12705140
If you really didn't have any standards you'd move MGG to /b/ and call it a day. Everybody has standards.

>>12705143
Also I have watched dog whisperer. You just need to appear as the alpha, not actually be able to beat the wolfu in combat.

>>12704859
I saw your ask, but I'm a bit busy at the time. Sorry.

>>12705137
Panda is so far the only girl I like from Mist Land.
Hinezumi's design just taunts me. I love her look, but I cannot into rapebait.

>>12705148
I think every thread on every board would like it if their thread was less shit.

thanks janet!

I love our janitor. But why do these idiots come in here to bitch every time there's a new thread? Surely they've been banned enough to get the message by now?

DULLAHAN~

>>12705149
That works with all canines. Just make them believe you are stronger, break their will to rebel, when they are young. Then they are too stupid to realize they are Tibetan Mastiff capable of pulling you anywhere they want. Canines and equines are probably the two dumbest families ever.

>>12705155
Mental retardation affects people in strange ways my friend.

>>12705155
What message?

>>12705155
They don't get banned for shitposting.

they just get the comments deleted until they fuck off.

Asking people to try and meet certain posting standards does not, as far as I can tell, break any rules (eight seems like it's for posts directed at staff, not other users).

>>12705155
If it's on the front page of /jp/, users will reply to the thread.

>>12705156

I never really got Dullahan's deal. So she's an undead swordfighter with a detachable head. Surely the detachable head thing makes them bad fighters? I remember a scene in Moose's story where a dullahan's head comes off and the body can't hit shit because it can't see.

>>12705156

I'm more of a succubus kind of guy.

>>12705155
I dunno. I guess it's just grating to them see our thread up on the front page?
Which begs the question as to why not just use the catalog and save the headache of seeing the thread up.
Also, I would hope that nobody here really invades the other threads with petty bullshit about,
>Hi 2hu! We MG nao?
So it can't be that.

>Surely they've been banned enough
>They've been banned
That's a funny joke.

>>12705161
The message is "WE /a/ WE DO WHAT WE WANT BECAUSE MOMMY WILL PROTECT US SO FUK OFF!"

>>12705156
I agree.
DULLAHAN

>>12705170
Back the fuck off??! They're not /a/.

>>12705150
Is in the future a possibility? I saw something you drew on /a/ similar to it and I got the idea.

>>12705173
Seems like she needs some one to lend her a hand.

>>12705167
I should get around to playing that one. That semen demon looks cute.

>>12705165
I don't know where did this undead sword fighter thing came from, but it's pretty damn dull (ahan). Originally dullahans are pretty cool, riding anywhere they want, whipping people with spines and throwing buckets of blood around. Most important thing is, they aren't actually undead. They are unseelie fairies.

>>12705165
That's not how Dullahan's work. Dullahan's are pretty much an old Irish folktale version of Death.

Celty a cute

>>12705177
A lot of my /a/ waifu deliveries are generic portraits looking at the viewer. It's a cute request, but I feel like I've drawn too much of them.

>>12705157
>Canines and equines are probably the two dumbest families ever.
I wouldn't say that, I think probably all mammals can be broken/worked like that. Ever seen the one caption pic about elephants restrained by cheap rope that held them as babies and controls them as adults even though they are more than strong enough to break it? Even people can be controlled like that if you start young. Tigers and lions and shit can be nice and friendly and follow the lead of humans by essentially prolonging their kitten mentality forever.

I hate you guys so much.

>a new Yeti image

I like it.

>>12705163
>>12705155

/jp/ doesn't want to become like /a/v/b/ with greentext stories and TFWs and >implying and all that other shit. Even if you keep it to this thread, sooner or later, another thread is going to catch your eye and you're going to take those posting habits to that thread, thinking its accepted.
/jp/ will gradually descend further and further until it becomes a very copy of the board you were kicked out of.

Speaking of, /jp/ exists because they were kicked out of /a/. They're going to hate any and everyone from /a/ forever. You're basically Nazis coming to see that the cool jew kids are up to in their ghetto.

>>12704953
>It's dark, and cold, much more so than you've ever experienced before
>Your body, if it's there, feels numb
>Hours, days, weeks, you pend what seems like an eternity in this sea of blackness
>An then, a voice, you can feel it vibrate with power
>It asks if it is your wish to walk the land of the living once more
>You respond affirmatively
>It asks if you're willing to live forever, one of its own, or melt into the darkness
>After a few minutes of hesitation, you respond, that you will
>Fire, or what feels like flames envelop you, your throat gasps, your skins recoils
>Your veins jolt back to "life" and everything becomes bright
>You awake face down on the hard ground
>Night, as you get your bearings, you see a cloaked figure before you
>Pale grayish skin, short hair, and deep, purple eyes
>Your mind recognizes it immediately
>"Lich" you whisper
>"That's Mistress to you" she says matter of factly. "From now on, you will live for my sake."
>You ask why she brought you back
>She tells you of her escapades during her time as a sorceress. How she did some things that might have been considered "naughty", nothing major, just some grave robbing here and there.
>How she was used by the Order and how she was burned for her efforts once her usefulness was through
>That still doesn't answer your question
>She asks if you don't want revenge. To take back what is yours
>Then it all comes flooding back, your wife, your child, how she betrayed you, killed you
>You ask how long you've been dead, she tells you that just under a week
>You smile, and ask what she wants in return
>"You" She tells you that as rotten as you are, you have use, and will be instrumental in the changes that she will bring about
>Dark energies swirl about, crashing with an unearthly howl, coalescing into a portal
>She bids you follow and steps through it
>You give a wicked grin, "this is gonna be fun"

>>12705191
I love you too anon.

>>12705188
Be that as it may be, they are still lovely pictures. Regardless , keep up the good work.

>>12705191
Anon, please, I'm trying my best.

4th Aug 2014
Best day of my life.

>>12705193
We already know you hate us, so no, your assumption is wrong. We have done everything possible to keep out of your way. From not bumping the thread, to making sure we never have multiples. Migrating to other boards, on more than one occasion, before we were dumped here. Like it or not, we are here to stay. We don't talk to you, you don't talk to us, and we can have peace.

>SLIME DULLAHAN

YES! YEEEES!

Well...that was an interesting thread implosion.

>>12705194
No anon, you're dead, your wicked ways are done for good.

Unless of course you revived as a undead monster girl, which I believe is the only way this would work anyway.

Probably as a Ghoul, a fitting monster really.

>>12705132
You can do that here, or is it because you can't dump that you go outside? I don't think touhous are despised on /a/, if you get the itch. But, we really need to stay under everyone's radar here.

>>12705173
>Have Dul daughteru
>Head rolls out of the womb first

>>12705192

Woah, agreed.

>>12705205
Necromancy is nothing to a lich. He's back. Hold on to your underwear, because things are gonna get dark, maybe.

>>12705208
Can you even have a dullahan daughteru? Don't they only come into the world as reanimated decapitation victims?

>>12705214
Prove to me that human males can be revived via necromancy in the MGE universe.

Because I refuse to believe it.

What Monster Girl would be most like James Bond so we can have Monster Girl versions of the Bond Movies.

>>12705208
>be interning at hospital for my RN degree
>first day on the job
>had to deal with Jinko who drank way too many energy drinks before her date
>a slime with a broken core
>then there was the emergency pregnancy
>couple comes in, wife is clearly showing
>get her to sit down in lobby
>oh shit the kid's getting born in the lobby
>suddenly a head drops from between her legs
>covered in amniotic sac fluids and crying
>totally didn't faint due to the nightmare in front of me
>wake up a little later the cute Holstaurus RN sitting next to me
>apparently it's a rite of passage to witness dullahans give birth
>and a little prank the RN's do to the interns
>it's been three years and I still have nightmares

>>12705224
Dhampir. Everyone would think she's just a normal human that's great at everything and super sexy

>>12705221
It's in the Q&A. The sixth one I think, undead incubi have been confirmed for some time now. This gonna happen anon

Would you a Pharaoh who had a "Damsel in Distress" fetish?
>>12702469

>>12705224
A mix of Kunoichi and Wight.

>>12705221
They can come back.
They just come back... wrong.

>>12705230
>tricking your intern into witnessing a decapitated baby being born? Priceless
There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else, there's Monster Card.

>>12705239
It's a Double Entrendre because the Card is also a Monster girl

>>12705156
>>12705173
>>12705186

Oh, looks all four of us who like Dullahan are here now.

>>12705233
First time this pic has been posted in the thread,
You posted it 5 times last thread
she is not an MG

>>12704857
There are two ways this picture can work and it all depends on what's in the basket

Is it bread? Then he's obviously incredibly gay
Is it hearts? Then I can understand his reaction

>>12705244
hey I like the Dullahan, she aint my bottom bitch though

>>12705246
Firstly, it won't be posted again.
Second, come on, guys, Dhampir got into the club.

>>12705194
>Then it all comes flooding back, your wife, your child, how she betrayed you, killed you
Hah. The delusion is strong in this one.

>Goes back to rape his daughter and torture his wife
>Gets exorcised by the paladin that now lives with, loves and cares for them
>Lich sighs and reconsidered her choices in minions

I must have been out to lunch when this was posted initially

Loen for president

Sequel never ;_;

>>12705246
>>12705253

Isn't she kind of a form of undead, just sans the cold, zombified meat?

>>12705233
I hate to agree with someone being rude, but can you stop forcing Pharaoh on us?

>>12705263
This. Even the reactionary grapesnake posters have calmed down.

>>12705263
Well, shit. If it's gotten to "forcing" levels, I'm clearly fucking up. Let's move on.
What about Dragons?
Also, would you say this dragon is cosplay-tier?
She has the tiniest wings a dragon can have.

>>12705256
That's that bat lady from the doujin about the blind guy who walks into a cave and says "I sure hope there aren't any rape machines in here." isn't it?

>>12705186
You're goddamn right she is.
>>12705256
I don't want z-ton to draw anything else, he just needs to go away now.

Know what we've forgotten about?
Bullying Draco.

>>12705272
Because this is not an MM thread. Go to /a/ for that.

>>12705272

Nah, without the faggot that used to talk about her every thread like she was the perfect woman, she's not worth the attention. Just let her fade into nothing like she deserves.

>>12705272
Bullying lesbians is the old and busted.
Bullying miko is the new hotness. >>12704852

>>12705272
>Bullying Draco
How would one bully her, though?
Forcing her into beauty contests and then assuring she loses?

>>12705275
We can still talk about them here. Also /a/ is a horrible place. Also they're on the verge of turning those into generals again

>>12705283
I mean I guess. Don't expect too much discussion especially as if there isn't a new chapter out but yeah that board is terrible. They didn't learn from the first time?

>>12705277
>Bullying miko

>>12705275
>>12705283

While I'm glad we don't have to deal with the Muh Spiderfu bondage and Smith Best Girl and similar stuff every thread anymore, this is still the Monstergirl Thread and EMG is always a part of it.

What could they still be talking about in their perpetual EMG threads on /a/ anyway? All the stuff that used to happen between any monstergirl releases for manga or MGE or games is what we talk about here.

What is a good nickname(s) for the MGEs equivalent to the Americas?

A succubus walks into a bar
She says to the bar tender
"I'd like a double entendre"
He gives it to her

>>12705299

They don't have one. They have Not-Egypt, Not-China, Not-Japan, and Not-Western Europe

>>12705287
Bullying I'm okay with. Just not at the level of, "You're fucking trash" like in >>12704953. That's beyond bullying and right into serial killer tier.

You have to be more subtle. Use a light touch, like a pickpocket, or a safecracker. Make her emotionally needy and feel useless without out you, maybe eye other girls so she'll be more obedient and desperate to please you. Do it right and she'll be more than willing to enter a nice bigamous relationship with her daughteru

>>12705299
Since KC's setting is pretty high fantasy, I imagine something related to the Incans or Aztecs. "Aztlan" I think is the native name for Mexico

>>12705306
In that regard, there's also Not-Central Asia, Not-Southeast Asia, and Not-South Asia to consider.

>>12705307
I used to be a bully and I regret and am ashamed of my actions when I was younger.

>>12705307
>Bullyfag and wants to dick the daughteru
You are my archenemy in a friendly way. At least you are not an edgyfag like the guy writing the greentext.

>>12705315
Let's not resort to blogshit as we did in the previous thread for fucks sake.

>>12705312
Main Continent is Not-Medieval Western Europe
Isle of Mists is Not-China
Zippangu is Not-Japan
The Oases are Not-Egypt

I don't recall any other places specifically getting mentioned.

>>12705315
Hey, this is loving bullying. Like an S-M relationship. Given those exist in real life (albeit rarely) it's not hard to believe MGs wouldn't be into it too. Particularly for their husbandu's sake.

>>12705194
>Months pass in the Lich's, no, Mistress' lair
>You adjust to your new, life, as a minor undead quite quickly, the limits imposed on living flesh having abandoned you
>You can run faster, hit harder, you can hear across great distances and even see in the dark, and you never seem to tire
>All this and as much skeleton pussy as you can take, raised by the hand of your Mistress herself
>She says it's necessary for your growth
>You still have to eat, not as often but, would you really want to forego such a pleasure?
>Something does bother you
>Whenever you get close to something alive, you can't help but want to CRUSH IT
>Mistress tells you it'll pass, everyone begins that way
>She comes to you with a task, you are to steal something called The Eyes Of The Dragon
>They're housed in one of the shrines in the region
>She tears open a portal for you, and tell you to head to the nearest graveyard, where she'll be able to reach you, once your task is done, and you are not to be seen by anyone
>You step through and find yourself under the stars, the shrine visible in the distance
>You move silently through the trees, eschewing the road as you make your way to your destination
>Ending in front of one of the outer walls, you stop to listen if anyone is on the other side
>You feel the presence of the living, but none are near your position, you leap on top of the wall, and survey the courtyard
>You see the main hall, but remember your Mistresses' orders, and make your way towards it leaping from roof to roof until you reach it
>You gaze down from above through a window, and can see on an altar what can only be your prize, two perfectly shaped sapphires, hewn from the very heavens
>You do your best to remove the window without noise and make your way inside
>To your fortune, the hall is empty save for the treasure, it seems this is a place of contemplation
>You hang from the railing you're currently on, and drop straight down

>>12705307
>Mesoamerica in MGE
Please no. You just know that all the blood sacrifices will be replaced with semen sacrifices.

I don't want to ejaculate on the sun to keep it going.

>>12705254
>Delusion

It's a fantasy setting. Most humans can be regular jakoff with no knowledge of magic and monsters in your setting, but we are on the outside, we are the near omniscient watchers of this world, and can impart our knowledge to the ones we behold. Be a bitch all you want, I prefer my humans with a bit more backbone. I hate naysayers like you "hurr humans beating monsters" not all of us subscribe to your defeatist newsletter, punk.

>>12705334
This guy reminds me of that piece of shit "Winter Knight" from the dresden files. I can only hope he meets the same fate. Speaking of, that series had some nice fairies. I with the fae of KCland weren't so pussy.

>YFW those faggots from /a/ may find themselves here with us eventually
>muh horse pussy, muh bok lung, muh jealosy, all coming back

>>12705349
Did you even read the post I replied to? The guy raped a girl, and was planning on raping the daughter he got with her when she was old enough. To kill the faggot isn't "betrayal." This is why I said the guy was deluded. It has nothing to do with "muh backbone". A man with back bone wouldn't have stooped so low. He drugged the girl, raped her, and then used the safety of her child as blackmail. When he over stepped that boundary by trying to rape the girl, he got smacked down like the little bitch he is. I can only hope the Lich ends up tossing him aside too. This is already a power-wank along the lines of
>I can be a giant dick and no one can stop me
so I wouldn't be surprised if he some how gained some power of the the Lich and made her his fucktoy.

>>12705356
Delete that image

>>12705356
What you got against horse pussy?

>>12705360
>the guy
It's the same person I believe.

>>12705362
I fucking love that artist.

>>12705356

Would you kindly stop wasting our image count with reaction pics and gifs.
Delete that please

>>12705350
I don't know that series, what happens to your winter knight?

>>12705254
and you know what, I was gonna leave something out for the sake of reducing the bitching that is sure to come, but fuck you, I've changed my mind.

>>12705364
? Did I imply at some point that there were two people? I didn't mean to, if I did.

>>12705356
Yeah, I'm sure they're super jealous over missing the glorious Monster Girl General. We're very lucky to have you here.

>>12705360
I hope the lich locks him up in a sex dungeon and his only purpose is to power boost her undead army.

>>12705350
>Winter Knight
You'd be a murderous psychopath too, if you held the title. The Winter Knight's schtick is that he eventually turns into a jerk, whether he wants it or no. You literally stop being John Smith the Winter Knight and start becoming the Winter Knight.

You'd only be able to resist it for so long.

>>12705369
My bad, I thought you were talking about the poster, not the guy in the story.

>>12705361
>>12705367
Ialready know you worthless faggots, I'm >>12704837 and I insist on this often. Fuck off.

>>12705361
>>12705367
Why do you fags keep reminding people to do something they already know how to do?

You faggots are the reason I never delete my reaction images in the first place.

>>12705370
>the point
>your head

Yes! I made it 2 times on the Recap list again!

Remember, No bullying the Shirohebi.

>>12705382
>Remember, No bullying the Shirohebi
Thanks God, I'm not alone.

>>12705379
This is why we can not have nice things, in order to punish 1 or 2 people, he punishes the whole thread, very mature attitude there.

>>12705382
>>12705386

>Not wanting to >>12705307

It's like you don't want her to obey your every whim and desire.

>>12705368
Uh. Read it it's a fuckin' great series. Any way, this Maive chick if lie some fairy icebitch, and she hires a lowlife similar to your guy, except he gets a power-high and goes off to do his own thing and tries to fuck over the leaderr of his faction. He is punished with an eternity of literal mindbreak. He gets tortured to the brink of death and then lovingly brought back to full health by the same chick that tortured him. Or by a different chick. I forget the details, but in the end he started to beg to be killed because he couldn't handle the caring anymore. It was just this recurring loop of torture and love He only lasted like 10 years before he got mindbroken.

And don't change your mind on account of me man. You don't even know me. do whatever you wanna do.

>>12705374
Dresden seems to be holding up. I'm still mad that the faggot killed off his fallen-angel tulpa. And really, sure you can't stop certain emotions, but that doesn't mean you have to act on them.

>>12705386
Well, I don't think you should bully
Shirohebi
Kikimora
and Wurms.

Now ooomoodorky bug fuck girls are a different story

>>12705389
>Wanting a soul-less, living breathing fucktoy with no inner drive or independent thought.
I bet you like those living dolls. speaking of, any 2spooky writefaggotry revolving around those dolls? They seem to fit perfectly with yandere vibes.

>>12704809
>Anon turns down the tanuki who has everything. She doesn't handle the rejection so well.
I DID IIIITTTTT
>Anon enjoys himself with a friendly sharkgirl.
I DIDN'T DO THIS ONE, BUT I CONTRIBUTED!

>>12705396
In all fairness, Shirohebi have their own mind-control-lite ability. It's more just beating her to the punch, making her overwhelmingly independent on you... not vice versa. It's not exactly mindbreak per se.

>>12705396
He may as well just get a real doll, and see if the local necromancer can make it animated.
That would be the perfect sex toy for you right there.

Why can I see those selling well in MGC.
Animated realdolls

>>12705395
>bullying oomucuties

Wimp, I bet you're afraid of bugs.

>>12705360
Sure, the writer made the guy scummy, but I'm operating on MGE logic. I'll give you that Shirohebi are jealous and might not be happy with their husband fucking their daughter, but at the same time, it's something that it's looked upun as a good thing. Monster want to be raped, as well as rape, so it makes no sense to kill the guy over something that I spar for the course. I bet you're that guy who said raping men is okay, but not women, because it's "worse for them."

>>12705362
Nothing against horse itself, rather the horsefuckers. And I mean, actual horsefuckers who used to pop by often.

>>12705362

That face is playing with my heart rate goddammit.

>>12705406
No, i just hate certain types of bugs.
and I will never see an oomodorky as attractive.

>>12705396
I wonder if the Living Doll is affected by the de-lolification cake. In that regard, I'd imagine them with Raita-esque body-types.

>>12705415
>cute doll becomes a human sized sex doll.

I keep imagining those battle dolls from that anime, busoushiki?

>>12705415
Living doll could just be altered to become whatever you wanted.

Suigintou? No problem
That famous pron star? no problem.

The possibilities are limitless.

>>12705419
Zach Bell?

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>12705390
Yeah, Dresden seems to be holding up, but he's not your average schmuck. And he still gets his share of rip-and-tear urges.

You're right that Harry Dresden is a good series, though. I like how it has sensible power levels, instead of say, Supernatural and its "It's simple, we kill Zeus" nonsense. When you see Odin or Uriel or whatever, you know that shit is going down, and going down hard. They're all 1d4 adventurers per round encounters, and damn right they should be, because they're major powers that have been around, and I mean the not-killed-by-plucky-adventurers kind of around, since the dawn of time.

American Gods is still the best modern fantasy, though.

>>12705419
Fanatasia doll?

>>12705421
So like a Doppelganger, but not as good?

>>12705407
>Monster want to be raped, as well as rape
Eeeh. I was gonna call you out for being a faggot but then
> I'm operating on MGE logic

Well, in the Hugbox, nothing can go wrong, so if those are the rules you're arguing by, then sure. A little pre-marital rape never hurt any one. And I never said anything about raping any one being more or less okay. I think that if some one doesn't rape you, you don't rape them. If they try to rape you, then it's okay to rape them. Do unto others is just about the only thing the bible got right. And at any rate, The guy may be operating on MGE logic, but she isn't. sort of inconsistent because if she were she'd have been all,
>"Ara, aren't we frisky. It's okay, I'll love you. For ever and ever."
And then blue-flame the guy. If you're gonna write shit keep it consistent across the board, y'know?

>>12705425
>American Gods is still the best modern fantasy, though.
I haven't read that one, but I loved the fuck out of the iron Druid. And you say sensible powerlevels, but Dresden himself is way too underpowered. He had to lvl up to winter knight just to convincingly deal with the big bads that he went up against. The dude needs more juice.

>>12705411
As long as we can respect each other's tastes, there's no problem.

>>12705428
well, consider this.

Living doll , I would think they had a core. so this would mean you could swap out bodies for them.
So you could have a whole closet of different types of bodies for her to suit your whim.

Living dolls in the canon I am familiar with are essentially programmable , so you could even have her personality change with each body.

These would be a very popular item within the sex toy industry.
Buy the core, then buy all the different body types and styles .
The possibilities are limitless.

what is Anons opinion on pregnant monster girls

>>12705390
>only 10 years
That is damn impressive for facing torture.
Real life it aint near that long.
Mithridates lasted 17 days in the boats.

>>12705438
Cute.

>>12705438
Do you have to bring that up every time?
I like 'em.

>>12705438
See >>12704827 and its responses.

>>12705438
never seen a pregnant griffon girl or ryu so hard to say, but I'd like it if it was drawn like that

>>12705438
I've always been somewhat turned off by the pregnant female body. Maybe it's just the fact that you can see the blue veins around the stomach in the later months, I guess.

Still, not so bad in 2D.

>>12705435
>If you're gonna write shit keep it consistent across the board, y'know?

But I'm not the one who wrote the original thing, I'm continuing it because monsters killing humans rubs me the wrong way.

>>12705415
>de-lolification cake
people are still talking about that thing I did
*sniff* this is the greatest moment of my life...

>>12705461
To be fair, we also need the opposite. Since cake is slang for loli, and you have delolification cake...

lolification melons? Probably grown in some Witch's garden.

>>12705438
I think that a baby succubus would try to giveyou a handjob from inside her mother.
>>12705442
Eh. Not really, in the grand scheme of things. I think Winter Knights got their life span boosted or some shit. And I might have pulled 10 years from my ass. I did pull 10 years from my ass. It was 4 years of torture.

"Lea tells Harry that he nears the brink of death due to starvation and frostbite, but Mab "tortures him with kindness" by healing his wounds, restoring his sight, feeding him, and allowing him to sleep in her bed (sex is also implied.) When he next woke up, he is once again hanging on the tree, blinded. Lea believes that when his mind is broken down enough to look forward to returning to the tree, thus restarting the cycle of Mab taking care of him, Mab will discard him, stating that "he only lives so long as he resists."[8] Dresden leaves him there while they flee."

>>12705436
Tell you what, if I find an omadorky, i will send her your way, deal?

>>12705457
Really? Why? It's only natural.

>Dresden FIles chat on /mgg/
sometimes you guys are alright

>>12705435
>I haven't read that one
You should. Anything I can say about it is a huge spoiler, but damn, it's set up so well.

It's a two-man con.

As for Dresden, it's good that he's underpowered. He's been offered a damn lot of easy-route-to-power whatsits (Lasciel, Winter Knight mantle, Amoracchius) across the years, and it's good that he refused, because two out of three tend to turn you mad, and he'd probably break Amoracchius. He's a fairly pissy guy.

He only took the WK mantle out of desperation, and he sorely regrets it.

>>12705466
For some reason I'm now imaginging baby succubi as like those crack babies that are born addicted to crack because their mother used.

Except with succubi, it's their daddy's semen on account of the huge amounts her mother drank during pregnancy. Especially since KC stated that MGs tend to get extra horny during that time.

>>12705468
Cool.

>>12705461
You didn't start it, man. KC did, unless KC stole it from you.

>“Cakes that change monsters with a child-like appearance and little girls into the form of alluring adult women if eaten.”

>>12705472
You now what else really rustles my motherfuckin jimmies? The fact that he never fucked Lara.

>>12705473
I didn't mean to imply that him rejecting the easy-routs was a bad thing per.se but his overall weakness was starting to get to me. Like
>Really? did he really just stop Armageddon with his powerlevel?

That said. The necro-Rex had my side in stitches.

>A gigantic fireball hurtles over your house and goes smashing into the house next to yours. The entire 2nd floor is destroyed and good bit of the 1st floor as well. If that was your house you would be dead right now. You quickly make your way down to the first floor and peer out the window.

>You can't tell how the battle is going. Not well, you assume. The undead outnumbered your small town 8 to 1, even by conservative estimates. It's just a matter of time before they breach the walls and come pouring in. You wonder what it will look like. A swarming tide of zombies that tears apart anything and anyone in their path? You've seen ant colonies attack insects before; you imagine it might be something like that.

>You can hear the sounds of battle in the distance. Good men fighting up on the wall. You wanted to join them, to do your part, but the army rejected you. Flat feet. That seemed like a bullshit reason to you, but you assume they know what they are doing. You hear shouts, screams, the occasional arrow whizzing past. Maybe you should get away from the window.

>They have shot several volleys of flaming arrows into town. Trying to burn the place down. Your house has a slate roof, but not everyone was so fortunate. You smell smoke and can see the orange glow of fire against the moonlit sky. You’ve got water buckets ready in case an arrow makes its way inside.

>Finally everything goes quiet. Really quiet. You can't see anything outside.

http://pastebin.com/Spi7ccWc

>>12705483
>You didn't start it, man. KC did, unless KC stole it from you.

>“Cakes that change monsters with a child-like appearance and little girls into the form of alluring adult women if eaten.”

I'm going to assume I stole it from him. Assume.

So is Mad Hatter at all better than Matango or naw?

>>12705496
Mad Hatter is in a different universe when compared to mushroomshit.

>>12705438
Not enough of them.

>>12705495
I assume you both got the idea from the original wonderland where she grows tall as fuck. Or did the cake make the world shrink?

>>12705501
dude that's some trippy ass stuff you got there

>>12705334
>You bend you knees and sink to the floor, the sound is negligible, and you quickly stand to retrieve the prize
>As you approach, your body tingles, nothing bad, just a warmth that is there
>You snag the jewels and pocket them, getting on top of the altar to gain some height, you squat and launch towards the railing you dropped from, pulling yourself up
>You exit the hall, and place the window back in its spot as carefully as you can
>You make your way to the back of the shrine, where you can feel the call of death
>Entering the graveyard, you can't help but notice how beautiful it is, something lost on you before you joined the dead
>You call for Mistress and suddenly find yourself back in her lair
>"Do you have them?" You whirl around to face her, not many things scares you anymore, but damn it all if she doesn't
>You hold out your hand and your Mistress takes the jewels, dropping them into black liquid in a nearby goblet
>She asks if anyone so you, you're proud in telling her you were not spotted
>She nods and dismisses you, returning to one of her books
>Before leaving, you ask what it was you stole, she simply says "The first Key"

>>12705483
>You now what else really rustles my motherfuckin jimmies? The fact that he never fucked Lara.
true love burns Anon

>>12705494
>http://pastebin.com/Spi7ccWc
That... that was fucking cute. Gave me a good cuckle, pulled the heart strings a bit. Liked it.

I just want a harem of yandere monstergirls vying for my love and doing everything they can behind the scenes to win it.

>>12705469
I told you, I don't like it. Men kill monsters, not the other way around. Well, they do, but I believe you know what I meant.

>>12705518
>Muh humanity
Naw man. By some colossal cosmic fuck up we humans learned of "tools" If not for that, we'd still be food for our betters. Atleast we did the next best thing and turned those tools against eachother. We're talking a long fuckin' time to finish the job though. And do you know why every one fantasises the ending in which man kills the beast? Because it almost never fuckin' happens.

>>12705511
Still, she's smart, funny, fucking sex personified, rich AND powerful. I just. Fuck. Am I a moth? I know she'd be the type of woman to burn you.

>>12704807
is it bad I sort of like it without the tail?

you guys still thirsty for milk?

>>12705508
m8, can I just simply say:
I know you want to write this, but seriously, either keep it to one post or put it in a pastebin

>>12705526
Fuck yeah
It's been in the 20s since last week and I've had enough swiss miss to fill a pool

>>12705526
Am I?

Yes.

>>12705526
Fuck yeah nigger.
Post Hathor

>>12705523
>our betters
>we did the next best thing and turned those tools against eachother.

What kind of a fool are you?

>>12705527
Thread has barely strted, it's not CYOA or anything like that, what is the problem?

>>12705536
Hey, individual humans can be pretty cool. Dudes can be pretty badass. It's the human race which is a complete and utter pile of shit.

>>12705534
>not posting colored Hathor

>>12705536
It mostly clogs up the thread with giant walls of greentext. We normally just keep greentexts to one post max, anything bigger goes in a pastebin

>>12705534

Blue board.

>>12705539
Nigger that is the only solo pic of Hathor I got. Why do you think I said post Hathor

>>12705526
Can I have some chocolate milk? Hathor doesn't have any.

>>12705538
I guess.

>>12705540
Are you gonna bitch if I keep going?

Remember anons, always love your Kikimora maid if you have one.

>>12705546
Here.
http://imgur.com/vUJLfAX