/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12691952
It's all fun and games till somebody takes a bite of garlic.

A friendly neighborhood tip:

Remember, if you want to post greentext with non-vanilla topics (monsterboys, futa, pegging, gore, etc) just spoiler it all and put warning tags at the top so intolerant anons won't have a reason to complain!

>>12691992
Since when are they allowed.

>>12691977
>tfw the Lich girl wakes up early to cook everyone eggs the next morning
>tfw in her morning haze, she forgot to leave out the garlic powder she likes
>tfw the Vampire has to make her own breakfast to feed herself
>tfw in her own morning haze, she forgets an important step, leaving her with some half-done breakfast

>>12691952
Meanwhile, an upset Dragon is at cousin Ryu's place, using her magical orb to spy on them for blackmailing purposes.

Last thread died earlier than expected.
Oh well. Here's my latest update, once again.
http://pastebin.com/a8aS4NrB

Sure did take a while for you to make another thread...

>>12692009
>Looks like a Succubus cosplaying as Pharaoh
WHAT ARE YOU?

>>12691952
>You've been hanging out with that new Blonde kid that's just recently moved in from... somewhere. But he seems nice enough.
>I'm a little worried about him though. I mean... Who in their right mind thinks it's a good idea to crash a Monstergirl slumber party?
>Especially when the party is hosted by that haughty vampire bitch a grade up.
>He seems really keen on the idea though, and he gave me such a puppydog look that I couldn't say no when he asked me to help. Which was weird. But y'know.
>So here we are sneaking in to her backyard. Plan is he's going on an infiltration mission, and I'm the look out. Works for me.
>He disappears into an unlocked window. Then the screaming starts.
>Shit. I was tossing up going in to help; thankfully I didn't need to. My friend was booking it out the back door. Naked.
>He dragged me out of the neighbourhood stark naked and collapsed in tears in a park.
>Then he looked at me, realised something and screamed.
>The full on right hook didn't help either.
>Then I finally noticed. My friend didn't have a dick. Weird.
>WAIT. MY FRIEND DOESN'T HAVE A DICK.
>"Whaaaaat the fuck?!"
>"DON'T LOOK!"
>"You don't have a dick!"
>"I'm going to lie down and die... wait. Of course I don't have a dick!"
>This came as news to me, even as I tried not to stare at my friend curled up in the foetal position.
>"Guys generally have dicks."
>He cocked his head at me. Then went red to his eartips.
>"Y-You think I'm a b-No. Really? Seriously? Now I really want to die..."
>My friend was trying not to sob, and failing. I went to pat his(?) back.
>The left hook left me on my ass. I looked up at my friend.
>"Goddamn it! I'm a girl! A GIRL! Why do you think we were sneaking into that house?!"
>"I thought you just got your kicks on danger...?"
>"NO! MORON! I'm a Dhampir! That vampire's my cousin and she acts like I don't exist! Now she strips me and throws me out in front of the boy I li-hang out with!"
>Oh. Whoops.
>"Ah... I'm Sorry?"
>SMACK

>>12692014
I'd say she's a cosplaying Succubus?

>>12692016
>tomboy Dhampir
You know what to do.
>>12692018
...are you sure this is not another one of Grapesnake's dastardly schemes?

>>12692014
What if it's a Pharoah cosplaying as a succubus?

>>12692026
Worse than Sodom & Gomorrah combined.

>>12692025
No, because Ophy is too busy trying to pry herself from the school's slide after she got frozen to it.

>>12692030
I looked at her backside and my salt became a pillar, send help.

>>12692033
>implying Ophy is the only Grapesnake
Cut off the snakes head, and the body will die. Cut off the Grapesnake's head, and three more will take its place.
>"Hail Apophis!"
>"Remove Pharaoh!"
>"S is for Stale!"

>>12692044
Why is one of them a Wurm?
C is for Confusion.

>>12692049
The first one. If it was actually Apophis, she'd say
>"Hail ME!"
Like the narcissist she is.

>>12691952
Would a Pharaoh cuddle with her cobra as a daki while she sleeps, or would the cobra wrap around the Pharaoh while they sleep together?

Both sound incredibly adorable.

>>12691952
Disregard undead, acquire fluffy.

>>12692054
>Wurm takes over the rest of the Apo-Hydra body
>All the "heads" are now Wurms

>>12692062
>"Assuming direct control!"
Final Boss tier.

Are monster girls in space just aliens?

>>12692076
Not if they're from Earth.

>>12692076
Only if they burst out of your chest.

>>12692083
What if they're also dragons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yxVG46ZYrg

>>12692076
Nyet little human.

>>12692094
What is this, Galzoo?

>>12692098
>doesn't know how to read
Anon, bad!

>>12692101
I know how to read, I was just joking.
You'd have to be Ann Frank to miss the title of the video.

>>12692105
>You'd have to be Ann Frank
That joke still isn't funny. Not because I give a shit about her, it just isn't. This is not true comedy.

>>12692055
>"Oh, Slimsworth, I just don't get it," she tells her pet cobra, sitting on her bed with a pout
>"I feel like I keep failing to please him, you know? Every day I do something bad or...embarrassing in front of Anon,"
>"And then when I try to give him a gift to make up for it, he scolds me even more. I mean, how am I supposed to know that $100 worth of French nougats isn't a good apology gift?"
>She lets out a sigh as she pets her cobra
>"He always says I'm 'too nice,' and I don't know what he means by that. Shouldn't everyone be kind this way?"
>She rests her head in her hands with a pout
>"What do you think, Slimsworth?"
>The cobra slithers behind her, before plopping it's head on Petra's
>Giving a flick of its tongue as it strokes her hand with the end of its tail
>She giggles as she pets him on the head some more
>"You always do know how to make me feel better, Slimsworth...I guess I should try and figure out what he means by it, don't you agree?"

>>12692111
>Petra returns
Flavor of the Month this month please!

>>12692116
You say that, but...

>>12692109
Charon you wouldn't know true comedy if Robin Williams raped you in the ass.

>>12692119
You should think how others feel from time to time!
>>12692121
Robin Williams was better in his serious roles anyway.
>One Hour Photo
>Robin Williams utters the words "Neon Genesis Evangelion"
How did that make you feel?

>>12692123
Never thought I'd hear the phrases "Robin Williams" and "Evangelion" in the same sentence. Ever.

Robin Williams was indeed too good for this earth.

>>12692130
>Never thought
And he said to a little kid, too. I wonder if the people who made that movie actually knew what it was or if they just picked a toy randomly.

>>12692123
But I am thinking how others feel. I get self conscious about whether or not I'm forcing things.

You shouldn't say unnecessary things.

>>12692135
>forcing things
THAT'S STUPID! How could it be forcing? Don't you see that people are asking you for it? How can you be so blind, you idiot! You're not living your life correctly!

>>12692123
>>12692130
Oh look, the scenes on youtube. Apparently, the toy belonged to Williams himself. How based is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5FmFaK7pMU

>>12692141
Such a shame he killed himself.

>>12692160
To bad he isnt hanging out anymore

>>12692167
He's with us in spirit.

>>12692138
I guess it can't be helped then.

>>12692173
>it can't be helped
What are we, anime characters? Are we gonna do some sort of beach episode with monster girls, and harem antics that result in nobody winning by the end?

>>12692178
I would certainly hope not.
Harems where no one wins are the absolute worst.

>A Day in the Lift of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and her Fiance.
>"Anon I lost ten whole pounds!"
>"Great."
>"But I also put on five more baby pounds."
>"Not as Great."
>"So whatcha doin?"
>"Playing Paper Mario The Thousand Year, the best Nintendo RPG ever made."
>"You don't need to remind me, you said the exact same thing when we met remember."
>"Oh yeah, you straight up just walked up to me as I was playing, sat down and awkwardly asked if you could sit there."
>"I was impressed because you memorized the location of every Star Piece in the first four chapters."
>"Then I said..."
>You both say in unison
>"'You think That's Impressive, I remember Shy Guy Toy Box's in code in Paper Mario 1 off the top of my head, Yellow Green, Red, Blue.'"
>"And I looked it up, and you did have it memorized. I was instantly smitten."
>"Then we talked for hours about video games and how awful Other M was."
>"Shut up..."
"And now here we are, you're pregnant with my kid and we're engaged. Funny how life works out."
>She lays on the couch and puts her head against your side and Eyestalks on your lap
>"Yeah. Shame I got so fat though."
>"Eh you'll work it off. By the way have you learned to Superguard in TTYD yet?"
>"Shut up, you're ruining the moment."
>"Git Gud."

>>12692185
Indeed, even more so when the entire cast is a gaggle of generic tsunderes.
Although MGs at a beach would be pretty pleasant.

>>12692192
It seems GG is still into Other M.

It's a snow day in Monster Kindergarten.
Do you dig your way through the snow to find the sandbox with Pharaoh and Anubis?
Do you make a snowman with Wurm and Sandworm?
Do you help the Dullahan get her tongue unstuck from a frozen pole?
Do you stay inside with Minotaur, Holst, her nameless friend and future baby daddy, Lich, Echidna teacher, and play board games together?
Do you help keep Ophy warm?
Do you and crybaby Wyvern make snow angels?
Do you and shy Ryu watch the snow fall from the sky together?
Do you and the Wolf girl start a snowball war?
Do you get forced into the girl's bathroom by Dark Elf and P'Ork, and question your possible fate?
Or do you just chill in a corner?

>>12692095
>furfaggotry
pls go

>>12692245
Watch the snow with Ryu.
Tell her about the frozen rain we'd get back in my old hometown.
And how the next morning the frozen branches would make the trees look like crystal trees, like the Jeweled Branch of Horai in the story of Kaguya.

>>12692245
Watch the snow with Ryu and plan with her something to do the weekend.

>>12692250
You're way too nippon, dude.

>>12692262
I suppose the Jeweled branch thing was too much.
She's a Ryu, I'd figured it'd be easier for her to understand if I put it that way, but I see your point.

My point still stands: frozen rain trees look cool as shit.

>>12692250
>>12692253
Keep your hands off from my future wife.

>>12692271
Undeniably.

>>12692303
Or what? You'll melt our legos? Too late, Sally, Pharaoh already beat you to the punch.

>>12692303
Fine, fine...I'll go make a blanket fort with Ophy. Maybe we'll use the kotatsu as part of it too.

>>12692245
I'll help the Dullahan.

>>12692317
>kotatsu
But they're in America...
The Holst and Minotaur even speak with a Texan accent.

>>12692325
A fan heater works just as well.

>>12692325
What the fuck am I doing in America.

>>12692317
>"Ophedia's Fort"
>"NO BOYS ALLOWED!"

>"Except Anon."


>"Pharaohs please take a number."

>>12692330
Eating fatty foods, driving on the other side of the road, and wishing you lived in Sweden so you could legally own a fully automatic weapon because the citizens are its army?

>>12692333
>Any Pharaohs that do show up are pelted with water balloons

>>12692339
Anon...water balloons? Really?
It's too cold for that, and it'll get the blankets wet.

Pharaohs that show up have lego pieces thrown at their feet like makeshift caltrops.

>>12692348
Wouldn't the Pharaoh just have her Anubis lackey collect them up for her?
>The Legos thrown are Ra's

>>12692245
>No Kunoichi using Legos as caltrops yet

>>12692362
She's at the Kuniochi school, being taught the ways of the ninja and how to decapitate a man with their vagina.

>>12691992
>posting those is okay as long as you tag them

Fuck you.

>>12692403
Not that guy, but what's the big deal? If it's spoilered and has a warning, you will literally not see it unless you actually choose to.

>>12692386
The fuck is this, La Blue Girl?

>>12692411
Obviously.

>>12692410
Do you know how long we have fought to keep that shit out of here, only to turn around as say "just warn people about he contents and it's al good" Fuck that guy and his entire bloodline.

>>12692410
Not him, but don't start shit.

>>12692419
If anyone is starting anything, it's you.

>>12692421
What.

>>12692418
Is this like one of those s4s/tumbler things where even the very mention of something in a warning will trigger you, or something?

I mean, if there's a good reason I'll drop it the subject. But simply because some people hate something on the internet isn't grounds for banning it entirely... otherwise nothing would exist on the internet. I mean, if it has a tagged warning, viewing it is 100% optional. Hell, you can even use a 4chan word filter so you won't even see the warnings and spoilered posts.

enough of this argument. The winning move here is obviously not to play. Break it up.

Winter is coming people, so post comfy MGs.

>>12692428
That's too much effort. They'd rather bitch and complain about it until a janitor has to come in and clean up after them.
It's almost as if they were children.

>>12692428
>simply because some people hate something on the internet isn't grounds for banning it entirely

I guess everyone should be allowed to post CP then. huh.

There will be no fucking tolerance. That's just inviting more of those faggots here.

>>12692431
>Winter is coming
I know. It's still Autumn and I can't feel my feet anymore. I can't wait until it's Spring/Summer again.

Oh look, the shitposters are here again. I guess I will come back in a few hours.

>>12692437
>jumping to extremes
That's not how you win arguments.

>>12692441
No, but it's how you get stuff deleted by Janet. They're adopting the same tactics that the anti-/mgt/ /jp/ers use. It's a viscous cycle.

>>12692443
So we are dealing with kids here.
Lovely.

>>12692428
You think after all the baiting, forcing, trolling, and derailed threads, people are gonna let those bastards in?

>>12692433
>using the children bait

You with fujoshit kun?

>>12692438
What country you in? How is winter in your land?
Britbongistan here. Winter is coming slowly, but had my first bit of frost on my car windscreen a few days ago. I know everyone will panic when it snows but its not exactly siberia

>tfw no monstergirl daughteru to go sledging with.

>>12692447
>bait bait bait bait
Quite the masterbaiter, aren't you?
By the way, do you have actual evidence they did any of what you said? Or are you just spewing shit?

Which monstergirl has the proportionally biggest butt?

Hard mode: No centaurs

>>12692454

Ushi Oni

What do I win?

Is it an Ushi Oni?

>>12692452
I'm just going to make it a habit to politely remind everyone at the beginning of each thread that they can spoiler & tag greentexts, and that if people hate using something they can just use word filters.

When they see the crazies foaming at the mouth in rage versus well-reasoned statements, it should eventually become more widely accepted.

>>12692450
America, the northwest.
There's ice everywhere now, and soon there will be a thick layer. In winter we also have to worry about our water pipes bursting, but you may have the same worry yourself.

>>12692454
Probably a Succubus, but excluding them I'd say Holsts and Minotaurs.

>>12692441
I don't give a shit about winning any argument. The vanillafags are bad enough, but want to allow /d/ tier shit in here? I'd rather burn the threads downs myself.

>inb4 MGs are /d/

No one cares.

>>12692457

>Butt

Nigga, that's an abdomen.

>>12692463
if people hate *seeing* something, rather. Should have caught that typo..

>>12692463
Do it.

>>12692470

Semantics.

>>12692467
>no one cares
Dismissing something that you don't like? If you hate it here then you could just leave.

>>12692454
Technically, does a Lamia's bum count as going all the way down its tail?

If so, that is my entry.

>>12692452
Just get the fuck out of here newfag.

>>12692475
Only if you do the same when I'm not about.Help is always welcome.

>Fujoshi Succubus
>Occultist Zombie obsessed with ghost hunting and seances
>Reformed delinquent Christmas cake Oni

Which idea sounds better?

Thank you, Janet.

>>12692463
I'll be sure to remind them to tell you to go fuck yourself. Who the hell do you think you are, inviting the people who have made the threads hell for years?

>>12692479
Oh, so you are a /d/fag. Why don't you fuck off to your own board? There is no reason we have to have scat, piss, vore, unbirth all your other stuff here when you actually have a board for it. Fuck off.

>>12692485
3, especially if she's wearing christmas lingerie.

>>12692245

>Not chilling in a corner

Story of my life.

>>12692486
Damn it

>>12692494
I napped in a library instead of chilling in a corner.

Would a countryside in MG world have a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there?

>>12692245
Taunt Dullahan with crybaby Wyvern so she develops a bit of meanness.

>>12692525
You shall not corrupt her, you fiend.

Man, 16 people really isn't a party...

>>12692507
I want a cow daughteru who treats Moos like Smurf
Almost every other word is replaced by it.
>"I'm gonna moo him so moo he won't even moo."

>>12692548
That's get tiresome after a while.
Imagine her still doing that in highschool.

>>12692528
Do you mean unique posters?

>>12692553
Yeah.

>>12692557
Early morning in the states.

That aside, it's not a surprise considering how hostile the thread is to folks.

>>12692559
It's the /a/ in us.
I miss when there were a large group up people staying up and following Bromont until the wee hours of the morning.
Not in a gay way, by the way.

>>12692548
Cue everyone, what the fuck are you saying you fucking cow? Reminds me of Niggahebi.

>>12692557
People are sleeping/going to work. Give it time.

>>12692572
>I'm at work
>Everyone's on
>I'm back from work
>Everyone leaves
Swing shift is a cruel mistress.

>>12692568
>needing to no homo Bromont
>BROmont

Apply yourself.

>>12692559
>considering how hostile the thread is to folks.

This ain't facebook or tumblr.

>>12692578
>Work is too hands on and can't slack off for more than a few minutes to check the threads, much less participate

Suffering.

>>12692454
Zebra Satyr obviously

>>12692568
I never really cared much for bromont.

>>12692528

Sure it ain't no party, but at least the thread's quiet and chill now. It's the perfect opportunity to just lie down and take a nice, comfy nap with your monster waifu while we wait for activity to pick back up.

>>12692590
>Can't surf thread unless during break
>Due to giant bitches and the possibility of being impaled by fork lifts due to the balls-to-ass retarded set up they have
>Being one of the oldest people there makes it feel like a fucking daycare
>Watching new guys drop giant pallettes of alcohol and destroying a large amount of alcohol
Real Suffering.

>>12692600
What kind of alcohol we talking here?

>>12692609
All kinds.
Vodka, Scotch, Rum, ect. You name it, and I can tell you who has dropped it.

Would you a muscular Clamgirl?
A musselgirl, if you will.

>>12692633
It's be hard to get through her tough shell and cuddle the soft girl underneath.

>>12692572
>Niggahebi
Please elaborate.

>>12692636
Sounds nice tho', locked tight in there with her.

>>12692642
Until a Wurm pries her open, takes her "Pearl" before you do, and throws her away.

>>12692633
Clams are misanthropic dicks.

>>12692638
It was greentext of a Shirohebi luring anon with her song. It went NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA, I'M A REAL NIGGA or something along those lines.

>>12692644
Wurms assaulting clamgirls to eat their pearls. I want to see this.

>>12692650
You can't eat pearls, anon. Besides, the pearl is an encapsulated forein body, isn't it? So a clamgirl's pearl should be her husbando.

>>12692656
>can't eat pearls

You've never met a hungry wurm, have you?

>>12692694
Is this new? Very nice!

>>12692694
Is that you, .less? Do the bar fire Hinezumi already.

>>12691952
Reminder that Vampires are monsters who just want to add you to her faceless horde

>>12692842
But that most of mgs
Monster are plague
Remove monsters today
They don't love you, they don't even know what is love

Wish we had more kissing.

>>12692882
And pet play.

>>12692867
Baby don't hurt me

>>12692842
>>12692867
Filthy lies.

Vampires are love. Vampires are life.

>>12692886
I want a vampire to bite my dick.

>>12692885

No more

>>12692890
>mistreating the penis

>>12692896
Oh, I don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care

>>12692898
But vampire bites are supposed to feel really good.

>>12692902
There should be but one hole on it. More power to you if that's what you want, but no, no, with all of my soul, NO.

>>12692842
So what?
Cuddling with a cummy girlfriend is great.

>>12692909
Cummy?

>>12692908
What if she drank the sperm right out of your balls?

Who's gonna win the lantern bowl?

>>12692914
If she has lots of other boyfriends in her harem she would smell like cum, or still be covered in cum by the time you get to her.

>>12692890
I want a vampire to bit my neck and shoulders while we fuck.

>>12692920
>Vampire harems
That's not how it works.

So assuming i decide to just sit down and powerbomb through moose's story how long of a read am i looking at

>>12692916
Why do you hate your genitals?

>>12692920
You're gross and your seed should be wiped from the Earth.

>>12692920
Or she'd give delicious sloppy seconds.

>>12692918
No one, at least not for a few years. We haven't even got to what the heck is with the curse and/or lanern chain thing.

We're still in slice-of-life mode and have barely inched ahead in the main plotline so far. And he's been writing in omnibus mode (relatively equal screentime for everyone) with no obvious focus on one girl, so there's not going to be a clear winner any time soon. Unless he pulls a completely out-of-the-blue plot twist.

Honestly, I'm starting to thing he's winging it with the plot right now. It's seemed all over the place the last few chapters.

>>12692931
Over a day defiantly, like a full 24 hours of just reading. Beyond that it depends how fast you can read. You need to separate it out and just read parts each day till your caught up.

>>12692920
>>12692934
Cuckolds pls go.

>>12692953
It's not cuckolding if you're not waifu and husbando.

>>12692956
Its still beta as fuck.

>>12692964
Yeah, he needs to hold hands and do it with the lights off in the missionary position like we real alpha males do.

>>12692956
I've never been one to hate on sluts, but wanting to sex/cuddle a cum stinky girl, something you want to tell us anon?

>>12692968
Or you could not be attracted to the smell of cum like an alp.

>>12692975
There's nothing wrong with some extra slippery sex. Think of it as a sort of natural lube.

>>12692968
You're not funny.

>>12692993
>There's nothing wrong with wanting the cum of dozens of men on you, in fact its super sexy.
Jesus you are delusional.

>>12692993
You want aids? Cause that's how you get aids.

>no stds in 2D land

You're still a gross faggot and I wish I could reach across the internet to teach you the error of your ways.

>>12692867
Preach on, brother!

>>12692953
But I like penises and cum but also like girls. There is nothing about it that has to do with NTR.

>>12692975
>but wanting to sex/cuddle a cum stinky girl
Is delicious

>>12693008
Then you're just a faggot. Are you proud of yourself?

>Watching MGC Television

>"It rapes! It scrapes! It's the all new-"
>click
>"-And we're coming to you live from the City Square Stadium where the Zipangu Kanabos are just about to square off with our very own MGC Semen Demons in what's shaping up to be one of the most exciting-"
>click
>"It's easy." Clap. "To take things." Clap. "For granted." Clap. "But listen." Clap. "For just a few dollars." Clap. "You can save." Clap. "A child's life." Clap. "Every time." Clap. "I've clapped my hands." Clap. "A starving Succubus." Clap. "Has died of starvation."
>"WELL STOP CLAPPIN' YER FUCKIN' HANDS THEN!"
>click
>"-Are continuing to give you live coverage of the breaking controversy surrounding Mana Co. CEO, Mara Belili. Yet another serious accusation, just a few hours ago, has been issued by a fourth human male who has worked under Belili. The claims are very similar to the other supposed victims. According to the latest accuser, who shall remain anonymous, he had worked under Belili for over FIVE YEARS without Belili raping him, molesting him, or even flirting with him. Amidst a firestorm of controversy, people are continually asking...is it possible that Mara Belili is sexually modest or even celibate?"
"So far, every single scrap of evidence we've seen has shown Mara Belili to, problematically enough, possess all of the characteristics of a sexually modest person. She doesn't wear revealing clothing, virtually no people have connected her with rape or sexual promiscuity, and she seems like a bit of a recluse. At this point it's hard to believe that Belili is not a safe, sexually non-threatening individual...and for a lot of people, that's a scary thought."
>"Belili has responded to these accusations very aggressively, quoted saying "I have swallowed more semen than the fucking Bermuda Triangle". Despite this claim, Belili has yet to respond to our offer of having her rape a man on live television to clear her name."
>Click

Going on right now on /a/. Step off fags.

>>12693059
Why are you angry? While you're upset I'm super happy licking sperm off my vampire waifus face and mouth.

>>12693082
Poe's law in full swing here. Can't tell if the bitch-kun that scared off people earlier or just satire.

A super villain MG is interested in you. Would you?

>>12693090
Yes. I have a thing for evil girls.

>>12693090
That's just a demon though.

>>12693083
>>>/y/
>>>/lgbt/

>>12693085
>le bitch kun boogeyman

How big is too big for MG boobs?

>>12693106
Never

>>12693106
When they sag

>>12693116
Which is why you learn levitation magic

>>12693083
>jizz kisses
Ewww~♥

>>12693105
Nah, some moron was shitting up the thread earlier, equating monsterboys to CP and blaring about "no fucking tolerance for faggots". There's still a few comments left over about how hostile the thread was earlier.

May not be Bitch-kun, but the guy certainly has a bigger chip on his shoulder about males than the KKK do with blacks.

>>12693106
While I'd like to say that anything bigger than a handful is at risk for a sprained thumb...

Tio-sized is fine with me, but anything beyond that would raise some questions.

>>12693119
Or live in space.

>Still no zero-g slimegirls.

>>12693116
There is nothing wrong with saggy breasts.

>>12693132

They would just be perfect spheres, not girls, wouldn't they? I mean, bacteria and liquid both ball up in zero-G, so slime girls would probably too.

>>12693123
cummy kisses sounds a lot nicer.
Expect plenty of them from a succubus waifu

>>12693124
I saw that. I agree with him. Not that MB are cp or whatever, but that all those things shouldn't be mentioned here.

>>12693137
Without any force exerted, yes, they would be. But if a slimegirl can exert pressure on themselves to move about, deform and keep from turning into a puddle, then they'll be able to assume other shapes too.

>>12693133
>rifle elf licking lips.gif

>>12693133
That girl's a sectoid bro, you're gonna get probed!

>>12693143
I'm not a fan of MB either, but it sort of disappoints me greatly to see someone who just shitposts so aggressively, then win on account of getting any attempts at mature and civil discussion deleted by Janet.

>>12693079

Mara Belili did nothing wrong!

>>12693164

That's the problem.

>>12693158
Welcome to 4chan.

>>12693164
Stop white knighting my waifu! I saw her first!

I'm heading to Congress,the world's biggest horse show and now centaur convention as well.

Some 20,000 horses,and 600,000 are expected to show up for the horse aspect alone during this week long horse show.
It's estimated that 50,000 centaurs will turn up this week.

What should I expect? My family that's involved in the horse industry,expects me to mingle with some of them.

>>12693158
Wait, I have one better.

>>12693158
>mature and civil

There's your problem. Are you saying you want those things?

>>12693180
I bet you could get a lot of blowjobs from lonely horsepussies.

>>12693185
I'm more just worried what happens when he does the same thing to other MG-related topics. What if he starts shitposting any femdom or maledom topics, or DFC or DCT topics? Those sorts of idiots can wipe out entire swaths of the thread. And probably will, now that they know that throwing tantrums is a viable tactic.

>>12693158
>shitposts
He was idiot enough to take a bait, but he was right.

>>12692694
jesus do some better ideas already
or like do past requests

>>12693191
Any hard physical femdom already gets shat on immediately.

>>12692245
>into the corner I go

http://exhentai.org/g/744510/689dd0011c/

Good cummy girlfriend even though it is not a monstergirl. Please enjoy it.

>>12692694

What a cutie patootie.

>>12693199
Why are you trying to bait this hard? Are you bored?

>>12693191
But I like those things.

>>12693195
You mean shit like bitchboy and thorn vagina? Rightly so. Just try pinning that on me when so many people were openly opposed.

>>12693203
Must be. There's so few of us on right now.

>>12693204

How do you feel about hardcore femdom/drug addiction?

>>12692568
Name one story Bromont has done that's funny, if he's so great.

>>12693204
Anyone that would rather sling shitposts rather than type literally one word into their 4chan wordfilter is not a rational person. Given such disregard for civil behavior, it is certain they are willing to shitpost anything they don't like -- whether the rest of the thread likes it or not.

Name something cuter than a puppy daughteru sitting on the floor, tongue hanging out and the dumbest smile of her face as she looks at you

>>12693211
That's the best.

>>12693213
>Sub Jinko

>>12693217
A puppy daughteru affectionately licking her brother's face while they play and wrastle together.

>>12693219
Just be glad .less drew something that wasn't Laska or Manticore

Tragic story ideas!

>Oomukade falls in love with a man and they marry
>turns out her venom causes a terrible allergic reaction in him that worsens each time

>Wurm strangles her lover to death without realizing her terrifying strength

>Shirohebi without any magic falls in love with a serial NTR'er

>Arachne falls for a man with a deathly fear of spiders but loves her human half

>An elf falls in love with a traveler who visits every five years. She watches him slowly age until one year he doesn't return.

>A baphomet becomes friend with a shota but is forced to slowly watch him grow into an adult while she remains a loli unable to please his taste in women

Anything else that can be tragic?

>>12693231
>'BROTHER! BROTHER! LET'S PLAY! PLAY! COME ON COME ON! PLAY! COME ON! PLAY! WHAT'S THAT....WHAT IS THAT! WHAT'S THAT!?'
>She chases her tail

>>12693211
Stale bait. Any dom that is more sadism than anything is shit. Funny how you post that but any greentext where monstergirls are hurt gets all of you to sperg out. And I like the drug addiction topic. Also, mindbreak.

Today I will remind them.

Praise Arachnotaur! Delicious chocolate milk! Better then inferior Goddess Hathor!

>>12693246
The majority of /mgt/ seems to be femdom. This is reflected in that one poll, as well as the strong majority of MGE archetypes. Hell, the fact that pretty much half of them have addictive magic/chemicals suggests they're taking men against their will.

>>12693216
Anon, were you here, when we got booted to /jp/? This isn't a rational place. And you may be right on some of the things you said earlier, but better dead than having these threads become /d/ 2.0 when those of us that have been here since the beginning have fought tooth and nail just to be allowed to exist.

>>12693248
Purrge it. Even a normal run of the mill arachne is better than a horrible brutish ushi oni.

>>12693248
I wish to cuddle the Ushi.

>>12693251
Polls are meaningless, since we will never have one where all of us will be present, and we gat new people weekly. Maledom and Femdom is pretty even now. Monsters who outright rape aren't even that numerous, and most become submissive once they get the D. This is a meaningless argument.

>>12692016
>Tomboy Dhampir
All of my yes.

>>12693264
Also, proxy voting.

>>12693199
>netorare
I like it

>>12693264
You don't need to poll everyone to get an accurate microcosm of the population. Just a sufficient cross-section and extrapolation.

>>12693270
That was my first thought too, but the poll data suggesting that femdom is more popular tends to match /mgt/ trends.

For example, we get a lot more femdom stories than maledom on both pastebin and greentext stories; in my experience, there are at least 2-3 femdom for every maledom greentext, though this could vary with timezone. And again with MGE, we have more predatory-type MGEs than just bait-type MGEs (dormouse, alice, etc).

So yeah, the poll alone isn't accurate enough. Nor is anecdotal evidence from the thread. But taken all together, it seems to point to a femdom majority trent.

>>12693271
It isn't really NTR, its more like swingers.

>>12692245
I help dig out the sandbox!

I also suggest after some futile minutes of excavating, that we just do snow stuff today instead of sand stuff.

>>12692694
Let's see. Mythril did an Anubis.
Less has done an Apophis.

We need more artists doing more MGs in Belly Dancing outfits. Stat.

>>12693284
>sharing your waifu
Don't see any differences

>>12693281
Unless everyone gets a say, the poll is meaningless. That's democracy at work. Only those who abstain from voting have no say, in the end.

>>12693296
Sharing is willing, NTR is not.

>>12693008
Are you the same anon from a couple days ago who I was insisting should just admit he wants to go Alp?

Cause you sure sound like that same anon.

>>12693302
Not him but I'd love to go Alp and take a huge sloppy gangbang.

>>12693281
Unless you individually count each greentext, and story, this holds no sway. An impossible task, unless you're actually autistic enough to recover each one from the archives.

>>12693083
I'd do it if it was mine. Not another guy's though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2SoGHFM18I

>Fox MILFs use the magnetic field of the Earth to hunt for human dickings under the snow.
>Fox daughterus just love jumping around in the snow.

>>12693219
Worse yet given Bullet's not subby at all either.
Except maybe around her daddy.

>>12693298
>>12693306

I don't think you're familiar with how statistics works. No poll EVER has universal voting. Hell, even most national elections just count a large fraction (>60%) and just extrapolate. That's even with voter turnouts as low as 30%.

Even in the Soviet Union, where failure to vote had a jailtime penalty, and polling stations had a free buffet, they only achieved a 99.95% turnout. If free food and avoiding jailtime can't achieve perfect polling, I don't think anything can.

By the reasoning that "if everyone doesn't vote, the poll is not valid" then no election, ever, has been valid. Particularly the democracies you mention, with their turnouts as low as 30%.

>>12693219
Because it's delicious.

>>12693310
is my penis a magnet?

>>12693314
For you.

>>12693313
We aren't a nation, just a small group of individuals. Claiming something is universal when not everyone has had their say is flawed.

>>12693316
>>12693310
>running away from Arctic Kitsunes
>hide in the snow
>suddenly there's a poof and a mouth on yo dick

>>12693238
Pretty sure the Baphomet would just rape the dude when he started going "Sorry, not into...kids."

>>12693199
More like an iron rod. The magnet is between their loins.

>>12693317
I thin you missed a couple of steps.

>for any man with testosterone in his balls

FTFY

>>12693331
Maledomfag please. Don't start again.

>>12693199
Not really NTR or even swinging.

That's just dating an easy, slutty nympho, and being aware of such.

Not really sure there is an actual name for that. Maybe a kind of cuckolding.

Just a reminder that next chapter of Karen's horse pussy will be actual horse dick NTR
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47026391

>>12693339
Fuck you.

>>12693325
>I'm gonna marry you once we grow up!
>she never grows up
Too tragic for me.

>>12693339
>>12693199

>>12693339
>Arranged marriage to horse pussy.
Ah whatever, I'd take what I can get.

>>12693339
I thought this already happened? Maybe it was another centaur NTR.
I cant get into monsters NTR'ing humans, because its not believable. I can believe another human NTR'ing another human though. The thing is, what is stopping a human from just killing all the monster males and taking the females? Humans are the Apex species.

>>12693336
Faggot please, not like there's an ounce of untruth in my words. And I'm not calling you a faggot because you may be a sub, I'm calling you a faggot because you assholes always assume people are one or the other. Ever stop to think that some of us just enjoy monstergirls as we get them?

>Oh no, a sub jinko how horrible! Muh femdm!

Eat a dick.

>>12693347
As far as horse pussy goes, she's damn cute.
Hell, even I might go for her gladly.

>>12693339
>That preview
>Horse has bandages all over it.

I'm gonna bet right now, that the "Horse" is her half-brother, who's reaming her so hard it's like he's a fucking actual horse.

It's all I've got to cling to after the up and down shit-fest of a ride Z-Ton has dragged us on with this eugenics thing.

And pretty flower bat sequel never. Maybe it's for the best.

>>12693349
You probably mean Ahobaka's horse pussy NTR.
MC also hangs himself in the end
Bretty gud

>>12693322
You don't need to have literally flawless data to produce averages. And I think you're misconstruing what the word majority means: it doesn't mean "universal" as you seem to think, but rather "more than half", in comparison to the maledom supporters.

C'mon man, are you saying it's literally useless to guess whether a parking lot is more than half full unless you stop and count every single car in the parking lot? Or guess whether a glass is half-full without a pipette and beaker accurate to the nearest cubic nanometer?

Either you don't really understand how statistics tends to be about averages rather than exact measurements, or you are projecting a desire to fervently deny the existence that there's more femdom than maledom in /mgt/.

>>12693352
She looks like she's been in a lot of fighting. Might have PTSD, but she is pretty adorable.

>>12693356
I remember when Ahobaka was just nice illustrations.

Then he started doing doujins, and more than half were awful NTR. Least he never did a doujin of this?

>>12693353
I want batgirl NTR sequel

>>12693357
>C'mon man, are you saying it's literally useless to guess whether a parking lot is more than half full unless you stop and count every single car in the parking lot? Or guess whether a glass is half-full without a pipette and beaker accurate to the nearest cubic nanometer?

If you want absolute certainty, yes.

>or you are projecting a desire to fervently deny the existence that there's more femdom than maledom in /mgt/.

Neither.

>>12693310
>this clever canine has an amazing set of skill
Skills they've acquired over a long career
Skill That make them a nightmare for people like you

>>12693368
You guys are going all out today, uh?

>>12693364
She's giving me a fear boner. I bet she's into drown play. Getting off on holding you under, then taking you up so you can gasp for breath.

>>12693351
Not him, but the mention of "testosterone", "balls", etc is recurrently used for people who are arguing against subfags, so I can understand him in some way.

>>12693368
You are the worst person I have ever heard words from.

>>12693374
Well, drowning and then being magically revived is how more nereids get produced in the MGE...

>>12693383
T-thanks, anon-kun
I like you too

>>12693381
So "testosterone" triggers them? Not my fault men with more testosterone are more dominant/assertive. Bitch at biology/nature/reality, not me.

>>12693383
I think he doesn't even like NTR, he's that guy from the last thread who likes to see people mad.

>>12693370

Thusfar your argument has been mainly, "statistics isn't real! It doesn't count unless it's literally perfect," or as I call it "never having heard the term margin-of-error". It's like saying climate change doesn't exist, purely on the grounds that meteorology and ocean studies aren't real sciences. I don't feel like reviewing the basics of grade 10 maths with you, so I'll let the topic drop.

>>12693386
Women, not men.

>>12693393
Yes, I know, but I'm just saying, drowning is at the very core of their creation, so I can see them indulging in some fear-boner-inducing drown-play.

>>12693390
Well it doesn't triggers me and I prefer femdom over maledom by far. It's just that some people are retarded and easy to bait, that's all.

>>12693374
>drowning
That reminds me of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atIGL5qi9Lg&spfreload=10
>Halb zog sie ihn, halb sunk er hin, und war nicht mehr gesehen
I'd be half dragged in and half sink myself with a cute mermaid girl ;_;

>>12693391
Oh shit, I was discovered

>>12692016
oh man I want more of this

>>12693391
Just report him for trolling. Enough hits and Janet will put in a request for a ban.

>>12693412
Me too anon, me too.

A Vampire and a Dragon fall in love with the same human. Neither one wants to share.

Who wins and why?

>http://pastebin.com/UpjsZC3U

>>12693417
Dragon. Has both wealth and physical strength as an advantage. Plus flying and fire as an added bonus. Would pretty much always win in a fight

>>12693417
Dragon. Unless dragon is susceptible to thralldom ,or the vampire is genesis tier, she's gonna get ripped apart.

>>12693417
I win because that sounds like a wonderful situation.

>>12693419
Oh fuck, I forgot to mention that I liked it.

>>12693422
But the Vampire has influence and much more wealth. Not to mention she's smarter than the Dragon and much more vindictive. She could convince the human the Dragon is no good as well as hire dozens upon dozens of Dragonslayers.

>>12693417
I don't know, but If I'm that human I hope the vampire wins.

>>12693426
Who said you were the human they love?

Why would a dragon or a vampire want a digusting overweight weeaboo who spends his time on 4chan?

>>12693417
Me. Dick the dragon, she becomes submissive. Give some assisted rape to the vampire.

>>12693417
Why do people always wanna pit things against Dragons and dragon-types like Wurm and Ryu? It's not a fair matchup. Dragons types are so strong that they weren't completely transformed by whatever transformed everything, and they can revert to their original form. There's nothing that could stand up to one, except literal god characters.

>>12693437
Ah, right in the reals.

Thanks for the gut-punch man, always what we deserve.

>>12693440
They are the final bosses.

>>12693430
Why would you say the Vampire has more wealth? Dragons are gold hoarders, that pretty much guarantees they'd be wealthy. Vampires, however, can live in old tombs, decrepit mansions, etc. A successful vampire isn't always a rich vampire, but a successful dragon is always a rich dragon.

>>12693430
>More wealth
>Smarter
>Than a fucking dragon
What the fuck am I reading?

>>12693446

Denile. Which is odd, since it's supposed to be Dragon v. Vampire, not Dragon v. Pharaoh

>>12693445
A successful wurm is a wurm with someone strong enough to not break when she hugs them.

A successful wyvern is a wyvern with a strong and courageous knight willing to mount them

A successful Ryuu is a ryuu with a loyal following of shirohebis and a magnificent temple

A successful jabberwock is a jabberwock covered in semen and smelling of her husband's dick

A successful dragon girl is a dragon who has enough gems to attract a worthy dragonslayer for her to dominate and mate with.

Don't mind me, just posting best Fluffy Tail.

>>12693446
>they weren
You're assuming the dragon is some ancientfag, and thus smarter, no one's said this is the case. Dragons aren't just born smart either, they have to learn like anyone else, they just get to learn more because of their stupid long lifespans.

>>12693445
Because money and jewelry don't always go hand in and hand with wealth and power. Neither does being the physically strongest. A dragon spends her time in a cave with her belongings, like some sort of overpowered NEET. A vampire builds reputation and has natural charisma to back it up. A vampire can own an entire city, a dragon can only terrorize it.

>>12693446
Dragon's aren't that smart.

>>12693454
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you've posted an abomination. Don't worry, I'll take her off your hands.

>>12693437
Great, more "Realistic Expectations" faggotry.

;_;

>>12693446
Sounds like you're presuming a vampire = pharaoh, or some other kind of socio-economic mastermind. Which is a loaded challenge if dragon just gets to be regular old dragon.

>>12693458
>Because money and jewelry don't always go hand in and hand with wealth and power.

What the literal and actual fuck am I reading?

Only on 4chan would I ever read that having a lot of money and jewelry doesn't make you wealthy.

>>12693459

Hold on, what do you mean by "take her off your hands"?

>>12693464

Sounds like it's just Troll-Kun again. He's been on the thread since this morning. Don't let him provoke you.

>>12693459
>Abomination.
She's beautiful like no dragonbreed or godess could ever be.
Would join her Covenant and paint her world.

>>12693465
I'll just take her to my house so you don't have to get embarrassed by being seen with her again. Don't worry, I'll give her a good home.

>>12693468
>mimic harpy

What the absolute fuck.

>>12693471
You know they gots some booty in their trunks.

>>12693468
I'd paint her world white, if you know what I mean.

>>12693437
Well, in MGE-land they're semi-demonic monsters, so presumably they're attracted to the classical sins.
And since disgusting overweight weeaboo anons have gluttony, lust, and sloth down to a fine art, that'll get the demon juices flowing.

Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams ;__;

>No P'Orc GF
>She snorts when she laughs
>And when she orgasms
>And just whenever, I guess

>>12693474
...You'd cum in her eyes? That's mean!

>>12693471
They are wearing Symbol of Avarice as helmets, I
believe.

>>12693474
kek.

>>12693470

I'm still not convinced...

>>12693437
Are you projecting?

>>12693475
>>12693461
>>12693443
>>12693483

Too bad. You'll get an oomukade waifu and you'll like it.

Kids nowadays think they're entitled to a waifu just because they can imagine it. Back in my days we had to travel across the continent to reach the countries where our preferred monstergirls lived while keeping our virginity intact and then seduce her before someone else did.

And the entire journey was uphill both ways.

>>12693477
I'd cum everywhere except her eyes. I'd cum so much that she'd be able to make snow angels in my cum by the time I'm finished.

>>12693483
See
>>12693466

>>12693470
Go hollow, Lautrec. Nobody likes you.

>>12693484
>RPfaggotry
You had me going too.

BEHOLD, POTENTIAL MATE! Gaze upon the body I have conditioned to absolute perfection! My abdominal muscles are as diamonds! I can easily lift over 1,000-

...Wh? What do you mean? Guys only like soft g-...

No, that makes no sense. Clearly, this figure is superior! I can hunt better! I have more stamina! Do you have any idea how hard I can clench!? I-...you ungrateful...

Months. I spent months on this. I tortured myself from morning to evening, all for...

No! No, I'm not crying! Shut up! You're the only one who'll be crying! You're going to learn to appreciate the body I've worked for!

>>12693482
I'd sit her in front of a fireplace and give her nice hot chocolate while I stroke her hair and kiss her weird chaika brows.

>>12693489
It seems more like humour than earnest RP.

>>12693492
I would tenderly love a jinko, bite her neck while she chuffed, give her belly rubs, and get hunted by her.

>>12693486
>snow angels in my cum
Dass hot.

>>12693489
>being autistic about jokes.

>>12693484
Yeah and rape gangs comprised of maybe 3 MGs back then.

>>12693492
>Those abs, thighs, and that likely phat ass.
Why is this the only picture we have of a Jinko that has actual musculature?

>>12693484
>Oomukade waifu
>bad

>>12693492

Tough as a rock in physique, yet delicate as a rose in emotional strength. That's pretty cute. Too bad she's gonna kick my ass in the following minutes.

>>12693501
Because muscles are harder to draw than a generic hourglass figure and jinko never got that much love in the first place?

>>12693484
But I am willing to do all that...

>>12693493

Well I guess you're alright.

>>12693484
>Implying there's something wrong with an Oomukade waifu

In my headcannon vampires are one of the few exceptions to no monsterboys. You could totally be an alpha vampire and turn a bunch of hoes into your vampire slaves.

>>12693492
>Most fit Jinkos and other strong MGs get thrown under the metaphorical bus in a modern society with MGs because most men go for the bimbo succubi and kitsune-bitches.
>They either develop a inferiority complex despite their fit bodies, or get thrown in jail for several cases of rape.

>>12693492
>shove a bagful of catnip in her face
>get some string out
>make her act like a kitten and take pictures
>show them to her the next day, telling her that should anything befall you, they'll be spread all over the net
>"Stay out of my sight"
>"you'd be real cute in some sandals and a jean skirt

And that's how you break a proud, pushy girl into a bride

>>12693516
That's an incubus.

>>12693510
After she drank it all, I'd gently kiss her delicious, mild-chocolate tasting lips as I set her down on the furs. I'd rub her breasts all over as I positioned myself at her opening. Finally I'd kiss her as I thrust myself into her. Our pure love would slowly build to a shuddering climax and we would cuddle in the warm glow of the fireplace as my sperm swam deeper and deeper inside her.

>>12693516
Given how humanoid they are already, MGE Vampire Incubi would pretty well be just Male Vampires anyway.

Though maybe they wouldn't have the badass Wing-Capes the Females have.

>>12693090
Lich waifu needs your energy for her dark magics. Every creampie gives her the mojo to summon 10 skeletons, how long until you rule the world?

>>12691952
Y'know, I never noticed before, but she has a bit of blood dripping down her hands and arms.

A messy eater, perhaps?

You know what I want to request a drawfag next time I see one?
Guess.

>>12693533
Fuck off or say it.

>>12693533
I don't care.

>>12693533
More Monster Girls in Belly Dancing Outfits?

Cause that's what I'm gonna do.

>>12693238
Anybody remember the name of one tragic monstergirl doujin where the girl lives in the sewer and nurses to health some injured boy and then when he can see again tries running from her and she kills him with her enormous claws accidentally trying to hug him. And then she hugs herself to death.

Was one of my favorite tragic mg doujins

>>12693533
A werewolf and wurm building a snowman together?

>>12693533
/ss/

>>12693541
That had a name?

>>12693533
Vampire Holstaurus.

What monster girl would give the best /ss/ to a young impressionable shota?

>>12693533
Batgirl NTR?

>>12693552
Holstaurus hands down

>>12693552
Echidna, motherly /ss/ is the best.

>Somebody mentions NTR
>/mgg/ didn't devolve into a massive shitstorm
>People actually discussed it a while ago

What

>>12693517

>It somehow leaks out that you're actually one of the few guys who has a thing for muscle chicks
>Word spreads and suddenly you can't go anywhere without buff Onis, gym-rat Jinkos, and swole Ogres flashing you their rock-hard abs

>>12693558
There wasn't a monster girl in that doujin. No one cares.

>>12693573

Oh. Well then.

For those of you who missed it in the last thread

It has been a lot of work, and still more to add.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_legendary_creatures_from_Japan

>>12693556
I can second that.

>>12693552
Echidna, Holstaurus, Wight, Apophis.

>>12693558
We all hyped for horse pussy NTR chapter

>>12693595
We are not.

>>12693593

>>12693595
Okay, is it a centaur, man, or actual horse that's going to fuck Karen?

>>12693601
Actual horse with spooky mad white eyes
Check the preview, m8
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47026391

>>12693601
Don't know.

Whomever it is, the must be quite the stallion

>>12693595
>>12693601
>>12693605
Stop.

>>12693605
Horses fucking girls are my fetish.

>>12693605
Fuuuuuuuuck! I don't have a pixiv. Imgur please?