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Have you prayed to the chang today to prolong your NEET lifestyle? This thread is for chang worship, not neetblogging.

>> No.12629638 [DELETED] 

>>12629632
im trynig to decide a csotunmer to wear for holloweent og et laid do you have any ideas

>> No.12629643 [DELETED] 

erewa sdid mjy post gol/

>> No.12629649

I have neglected it for months.
How should I make up for lost time? Sacrifice my parents?

>> No.12629659 [DELETED] 

wtf my psto diosapparl

>> No.12629659,1 [INTERNAL] 

thsi jantirso aa fagg,.....sorry

>> No.12629659,2 [INTERNAL] 

holy FUCK the janitor is getting owned

>> No.12629659,3 [INTERNAL] 

I wonder what it's like to be loved by somebody...

>> No.12629659,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12629659,3just fucking kill me

>> No.12629659,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12629659,4
Name? Address? Living relatives? Will you grant us ownership to your identity?

>> No.12629659,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12629659,5
who is us...

>> No.12629688

ANZU A SHIT
ANZU A FAKE
I WANT TO SMUDGE THAT SMUG FACE OF HERS AWAY
SMUDGE IT AWAY WITH MY DICK

>> No.12629688,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12629659,6
If you are willing to make arrangements such that we might uneventfully assume ownership of your identity then we may assist in your termination. We suggest that you email us to proceed.

>> No.12629688,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12629688,1
i want to die along with my identity though

>> No.12629737 [DELETED] 

ya gotta lotta nevre asshole!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12629737,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12629688,2
Don't listen to those nerds dude, give me your information instead, and I'll kill you with your identity. The only condition I have is that you let me embed some plant seeds in several parts of your body before your death so trees will grow out of your body when I bury you.

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>> No.12629743,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12629737,1
i dont think you've thought that through

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>> No.12629755 [DELETED] 

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FUCKING FAKE NEET SHIT.

ONLY TRUNEET ALLOW ON THE JAY.

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>>12629737,1
piggy pls go

>> No.12629762,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12629743
>>12629751
>>12629762
I approve of this maymay, probably the first in a long time.

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>> No.12629773,1 [INTERNAL] 

Holy fuck the janitor is getting wrecked.

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>> No.12629785

>>12629688
What hasn't she faked? I bet even her hair is fake and she's a baldy with cancer and a blocked up gastrointestinal passage.

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>> No.12629792,1 [INTERNAL] 

Something epic is occuring...

>> No.12629803

ANZU A CHANG

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>> No.12629811

>>12629785
it's blocked up 'cause you won't pull your head out

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>>12629823
>>12629836
don't think I didn't see that post, faggot

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>> No.12629842,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12629842
I kinda want to start posting this as well, but I'll see how this guy does first.

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>> No.12629847

>>12629785
If she faked everything, does that mean her laziness is fake too? Are you saying that she is actually a hardworking aidoru behind the scene?

Sasuga anzuchang!

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>> No.12629854,1 [INTERNAL] 

feelie when on static IP

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mata ashita janitro

>> No.12629904 [DELETED] 

aaydf my psot disapear

>> No.12629904,1 [INTERNAL] 

I bet Janiboi is steamin'.

>> No.12629904,2 [INTERNAL] 

I hope this happens everyday until janjan kills himself

>> No.12629966 [DELETED] 

Why does no one want to hire me? I can't even get a job as a dishwasher.

>> No.12630010 [DELETED] 

Go ahead and ban me you fucked in the head freak.

- gigs

>> No.12630246

>>12629649
You need to burn at least 3 job applications/resumes at her altar while chanting "Shall my NEET life never Chang(e)" three times. I'm sure you have a Chang altar of course?

>> No.12633904

>>12630246
>altar
>not shrine

>> No.12633913
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Anzuchang is cute!

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The Chang ! ! !

>> No.12634249
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I don't pray to fakeNEET gods.

>> No.12634269

I want to fug Anzuchang

>> No.12636038
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>>12629847
She has a white-collar job and moonlights as an idol. Anzu a shit.

>> No.12636591

fakeNEET

>> No.12640632 [DELETED] 

Im planning on going to the mall with my mom this weekend, there is a little hello kitty style store that I plan to check out, do you think they will have any anzu merch?

>> No.12640663 [DELETED] 

>>12640632
If I know any of the similar local stores, no. But maybe it's actually different over there or maybe it's actually a good store.

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>> No.12646238

>She really only becomes an idol because she believes she will be able to live the rest of her days off idol earnings. Her laid back attitude and lack of work ethic never changes, even after undergoing idol training.

Wow. You guys. Wow.

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>>12646238
>I'm a lazy worker!
>that means I'm a NEET!
Really now. Bitch has two jobs.

>> No.12650904

>>12648051
don't post that pic

>> No.12652175
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>There are people who pray to fakeNEET god
disgusting

>> No.12652183

>>12652175
How is she a fake NEET? She hasn't graduated school yet, so she's not educated; she's paid on a per-gig basis, so she's not employed; and while she's being trained, she's not "in training". She's a perfectly valid NEET.

>> No.12652202

>>12652183
>A NEET or neet is a young person who is "Not in Education, Employment, or Training"
>Not in Education
>in Education
>in

>> No.12652304

>>12652202
She's not a teacher, so my point still stands

>> No.12652400

>>12652304
Sounds like you didn't get much of that either.

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Imagine all the things you could do with a funsized idol girlfriend.

>> No.12652466

>>12652459
Sachiko is the best!

THE BEST!

>> No.12652536

>>12652459
I want the one with the ahoge...

>> No.12655350

>>12652459
I didn't know sachikko was this small!

>> No.12655354

>>12652459
I want to take them to the arcade and play video games with them

>> No.12656372

>>12652400
stupid anon-san.

>> No.12656400

>>12652459
Let the one on the right bit me and play emo all day after I get back from my job

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>>12652459
God damn it.

>> No.12656480

>>12656442
Can she nimunimunimu?

>> No.12656738
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What do I get from NEETshipping Chang?

>> No.12657108

>>12655350
that makes her C U T E R

>> No.12659437

>>12656442
the background sachiko is autistic

>> No.12659443 [DELETED] 

I thought you faggots were supposed to be banned on site

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>>12652536
are you sure?
you don't know who you are messing with boy

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I wish this guy would do a full book of her getting all her holes creamed just like the Chieri one

>> No.12667343

anzu isn't a NEET, she is just destined to be one

I bet she isn't even in any clubs

>> No.12667359

>>12652459
Wow, I want to RAPE Sachiko!!

>> No.12667388

>>12667359
I want to take the blonde one to the movie theater, and then RAPE her!

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>>12652459
>hands in sleeves
>soft toy
yes
YES

>> No.12667625

>>12667303
What's the artist's name?

>> No.12670268

The chang a shit and a fake god, she steals your NEETdom every time you pray to her, then uses it to pretend she's a NEET and lure in more people.

>> No.12670368

>>12667625
Kuromotokun / micro page

>> No.12670748

There's not enough h content with her lately

>> No.12670790

>>12670268
She's also associated with all those shitposting fakeNEETs of old /jp/.

>> No.12676624

Oh great and powerful little anime girl, please allow me to become a NEET again, for the path of wage slavery is hard, and difficult to bear. Amen.

>> No.12677149

What does a cute NEET idol smell like?

>> No.12677171

>>12677149
Rabbit hutch with a dash of mold.

>> No.12677208

Does Anzu enjoy sitting on people's faces?

>> No.12677304

fakeNEET

>> No.12677324

>>12677208
As long as they're comfy

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http://clyp.it/lrk34vg5

いかれたNeet!

>> No.12677344

>>12677333
dude what the fuck

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>>12677333
get a job man holy fuqq

>> No.12680034

>>12680009
But then I wouldn't be neet

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>>12677333
When you don't scream you have a fuckboy voice.

Also put some /jp/ memes in the song next time.
Good JOB,

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>>12677333
ebin

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>>12680096
Excuse me, what is a fuckboy voice?

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>>12680148
For example the one you make from 0:10 till 0:20 etc.

You fuckboy ♂

>> No.12680254

>>12629632
I want to have sex with Anzu.

>> No.12680270

>>12680243
Oh you're saying i sound like a bitch

not nice

>> No.12680277

>>12680270
He said clearly ``♂ fuckboy ♂'' not bitch

>> No.12680294

>>12680277
I don't speak jp well

what does that mean

>> No.12680299

>>12680294
it means 雌犬

>> No.12680330

>>12680299
bullies

>> No.12680387

>>12680330
I liked it anon don't worry

>> No.12680466

>>12680330
I liked it too.
But now go get a job!

>> No.12680492

>>12680387
>>12680466
T-thanks, you too.

Check out If You're An Angel, You Will Suffocate on Earth and support me please!

>> No.12685226

>>12667359
I want sachiko to push me on the ground and stomp on my cock in her heels!

>> No.12685248

>>12629649
Sacrificing your parents would actually ruin your NEET life

>> No.12685257

>>12652459
I can only think of raping them, even if they were fine with it, I would just be happy if it was rape

>> No.12685312

>>12685257
Rape is always the answer anon

>> No.12685936

Who is this sick cunt?

>> No.12686205

>>12685936
Futaba Anzu, the NEET idol!

>> No.12686216

>>12686205
I think he was talking about the rapist anon, not the rapeable anzu.

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>>12652175
Reminder that fake NEET is a shitty western meme that doesn't exist in Japan.

>> No.12686441 [DELETED] 

GOD I WANT TO FUCK THAT STUPID MOUTH OF HERS

>> No.12686710

>>12652459
RAPE?

>> No.12686750

Being a NEET is overrated, cool people are freeters now.

Is there a freeter goddess I can worship?

>> No.12686764 [DELETED] 

>>12652459
I just want to watch horror movies with Koume and spend the night trying to scare her.

>> No.12686768

>>12652459
Fuck that neet cunt. Who's that qt3.14 on the far right?

>> No.12686970 [DELETED] 

>>12686768
The actual cutest cinderella girl

>> No.12687065

>>12652459
Anzu's short shorts make me hard.

>> No.12687073

fakeNEET shit for pedos

>> No.12687610

>>12652459
Who's the cutey on the far left?

>> No.12687633
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I miss NEET life /jp/, hold me.

Collage is kowai koawi, i want to take it easy again

>> No.12687637

>>12687633
inb4 someone makes fun of me for my file name because i forgot to change it.

>> No.12687666

>>12687633
>>12687637
Makes fun of you? I'll just tell you to fuck off.


Fuck off, subhuman.

>> No.12687672

>>12687637
You secret is out faggot

>> No.12687678

>>12687637
Get the fuck out of here.

>> No.12688289 [DELETED] 

>>12687637
It's cool, I browse tumblr sometimes too. It's a very customizable experience so even if certain aspects of the community annoy you, it's not like you ever have to see them.

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The Chang has the heart of a NEET and that's what matters. It's not about what you're doing, it's your mindset doing it,; your intentions and she's a filthy, lazy, selfish NEET through and through.

Hates her job.
Always stays true to what a NEET is until she's ostensibly forced into performing, which she hates.
Keeps her NEET sensibilities and vows to only work so that she can live the rest of her life as a NEET.

More NEET than any of you faggots, that's for sure.

Japan loves the Chang. The Chang is deserving of love.

>> No.12688389

>>12686421
I'm going to go ahead and wager that about 90% of the people who actually post that about Anzu don't know anything about the franchise

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Lewd chang.

>> No.12689082 [DELETED] 

>>12688501
holy sh t

>> No.12689088

>>12688501
PENIS STATUT :
[x] ERECT
[ ] FLACCID

>> No.12689297

Why do you guys call her the Chang?

>> No.12689321
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>>12689297
Anzu a Chang

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>> No.12689360

>>12689297
It's her yakuza nickname.

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>>12689321
Whoa, look at that chang.

>> No.12689449

>>12689327
But Chang isn't even a Japanese word, I'm not buyin it that it would be her nickname even if she was in the yakuza. It still just doesn't add up.

>> No.12689455

>>12689449
ment to quote >>12689360

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smelly NEET feet

>> No.12689536

>>12689532
I want to smell her smelly NEET butt...

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>>12689536
It might be too smelly, even for you!

>> No.12689557

>>12677333
Black Francis, is that you?

>> No.12689558

>>12689549
no way! im ready for it. im sure that guy would agree.

we want the smelly butt.

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Anzu is a lewd girl.

>> No.12689561

>>12689549
Even if it is, I'll look at that smug face and it'll all be worth it!

>>12688382
I wonder how often she goes without showering.

>> No.12689568

>>12689558
>>12689549
Yeah I want to smell it, I bet it's completely unwashed and filled with dried poop! I want to smell!

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/jp/ sure love the Chang!

>> No.12689574

>>12689568
Dried poop is never attractive anon. And she's a NEET, not a fucking slob. She may be too lazy to wash but I'm sure she wipes.

>> No.12689580 [DELETED] 

>>12689574
Even when i wipe i can't get it all off.

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>>12689574
doesnt mean she wipes well. if i had to guess, she probably is terrible at wiping because shes in a rush to get off the toilet and do something unproductive.

or it could just be like in a doujinshi.

>poop never attractive

puh-leeeze.

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>>12689580
Shave your butt, dude.

>> No.12689583 [DELETED] 

>>12689580
I have hemorrhoids that bleed sometimes so I'm afraid to wipe too hard. It doesn't hurt but I'm afraid to look at blood that just came out of my asshole.

>> No.12689589

>>12689581
I just read this doujinshi today, as well as the other one by the same artist! I really like them!

>> No.12689590

>>12689580
She's tiny, and not hairy. She has an easier time.

>>12689581
This is gross.

>> No.12689595 [DELETED] 

>tfw not fapping for a month
>can't get off to Anzu

>> No.12689599

>>12689589
check out his pixiv page too. lots of idols and lots of chang baking chocolate.

>> No.12689604 [DELETED] 

who jacking it to anzuchang right now

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>>12689581
Holy heck! it looks like they're shitting their intestines out.

>> No.12689606

>>12689599
what is the artist's name for me to search on pixiv?

>> No.12689611 [DELETED] 

>>12689604
Lewd!

>> No.12689613 [DELETED] 

>>12689604
i might in a little bit.

>> No.12689618 [DELETED] 

>>12689613
Let me know when you do so we can sync up and maybe get a little charge in them crystals

>> No.12689621

>>12689606
山石 ジョウ

>> No.12689630 [DELETED] 

>>12689604
>>12689613
Anzu-chan is pure! You cannot cum to her!

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>>12689630
too bad. it must happen. its for her own good.

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>>12689595
Anzu Chang isn't good enough for you? Whattafuck man

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>>12689651
Nevermind I'm retarted.

>> No.12689660 [DELETED] 

>>12689638
>>12689651
No, I will not have it! You're going to have to cum on me instead.

>> No.12689665 [DELETED] 

>>12689660
Where do you live?

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>>12689660
I wouldn't mind.

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>>12689660
well, i did not expect that response.

>> No.12689674 [DELETED] 

>>12689621
Thanks!

>>12689660
Only if you dress up as Anzu for me.

>> No.12689676 [DELETED] 

>>12689665
It doesn't matter. I'm going to dress up like Anzu and you guys are going to make me choke on your cocks, okay? I must protect her.

>>12689665
>>12689666

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>>12689676
Oh dear, here I come!

>> No.12689702 [DELETED] 

>>12689676
Okay.. I hope you're ready to eat my cum!

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damn. the anzu thread got crazy active all of a sudden.

>> No.12689706
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Rough NEET sex with the Chang!

>> No.12689711 [DELETED] 

>>12689703
Men just can't help themselves when the topic of her filthy NEET body comes up.

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>>12689703
Nice to see an active thread on the jay for a change.

>> No.12689721 [DELETED] 

>>12689688
>>12689702
Don't get any funny ideas though, I'm not doing it to please any of you guys! just make sure you cover my face in a big load while one of you fucks my ass. I want to feel your throbbing dicks. I'm sure i can fit two in my mouth at once!

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>>12689721
Your lewd posts make me feel all hot and bothered!

>> No.12689734 [DELETED] 

>>12689721
Seriously, where do you live

>> No.12689737 [DELETED] 

>>12689727
I hope your dick is out and you're stroking it hard! And you better share some of that precum with me. I want you to rub your precum on my dick and jerk me off! after you take off my cute shorts of course

>> No.12689755 [DELETED] 

>>12689721
Can I join you? to defend Anzu of course...

>> No.12689771

I'm going to dress up as Anzu!

>> No.12689772 [DELETED] 

>>12689755
Yes, but you have to be able to swallow a lot of cum! And enjoy it! Do you accept this mission?

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>>12689737
This is pretty intense. I would do it if I could!

>> No.12689779 [DELETED] 

>>12689771
Me too!

>>12689772
I do, I am very willing to defend Anzu!

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>>12689771
hm. i should have done this for halloween. it probably wouldnt be easy to do the hair though.

>> No.12689792 [DELETED] 

>>12689774
How sensitive is your dick right now?

>>12689779
Great to hear! She'd be so proud. Now open your mouth and show me how good you are~

>>12689780
>>12689771
I want to suck the cock of a cute Anzu anon! I want to be covered in hot cum

>> No.12689811 [DELETED] 

>>12689792
Aaah~Anyone who wants to do aanything to Anzu can use me instead!

>> No.12689830 [DELETED] 

>>12689811
I want to see you rub your buldge in those cute little panties while I fuck your mouth! Do you like the taste of cock?

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so anzu.

>> No.12689843 [DELETED] 

>>12689830
I love it! Its one of the best things I've ever tasted! I wish I could have some every day~

>> No.12689854

>>12689842
Why is Anzu always drooling?

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>>12689854
i think shes quite the slob. maybe it has something to do with her sleeping a lot.

>> No.12689875 [DELETED] 

>>12689854
she is in a persistent vegetative state, please be considerate.

>> No.12689877 [DELETED] 

>>12689843
Oh my, how lewd!! Good thing I have a nice throbbing precum covered one for you to suck on right here~ Beg for my cock

>> No.12689921 [DELETED] 

>>12689877
Ahh, please let me suck your cock anon! I would love to taste it, and your cum, in order to defend Anzu!

>> No.12689928 [DELETED] 

>>12629632
dear anzu, please let let me die before my NEET life ends
please take both my lives at the same time.

>> No.12689939 [DELETED] 

>>12689921
Alright, I'm about to blow, so get ready for a nice hot load!

>> No.12689941 [DELETED] 

>>12689939
*unsheathes katana*

>> No.12689950 [DELETED] 

>>12689939
Yes, please shoot it and let me taste your delicious semen, I wanna savor this taste forever!

>> No.12689975 [DELETED] 

>>12689950
Ahh I came. Thanks for the great time anon, stay addicted to cock~

>> No.12690070

What the fuck is this thread? Is the chang the fag hag idol?

>> No.12690103

>>12689582
w-where do i read up on this

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i hunger for chang.

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>> No.12691888 [DELETED] 

yeah, thread on autosage. thanks for that, scummy mods. it wasnt enough to delete the posts and ban the two faggots but you had to crap on the thread too.

>> No.12691888,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12691888
they banned me for ban evasion and deleted all my posts even though I wasn't posting gay stuff or ban evading...

>> No.12691888,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12629854,1
ktf

>> No.12691888,3 [INTERNAL] 

I'm about to get a static IP since I'm switching ISPs

This sucks since I pretty much get banned every other day

>> No.12691888,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12691888,3
why would you willingly support an ISP that has thrown theirs in with janny?

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>>12691888
careful dude they're watching you

>> No.12693098,1 [INTERNAL] 

I am dropping out of college today academia makes me want to kill myself. Spending hours upon hours writing papers on useless shit nobody cares about while learning nothing.
My dad will literally disown me if I don't do something so I am sending in an application at a tech college for a 2 year IT course so I can spend the rest of my life searching for a job

>> No.12693098,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,1
learn a trade pussy

u wont cuz u consider urself above such things but they make good money

>> No.12693098,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,2
which trade

>> No.12693098,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,3
i don no man jus b rself n do wat u lov

>> No.12693098,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,4
I love to cook but with 10+ expected working hours a day I would have no time for doing fun weeb things that I actually love.

I am too weak and frail to do a real trade like carpentry or metalworking so that's really the only option

>> No.12693098,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,5
move to a third world country and open an expensive and pretentious restaurant for the rich

>> No.12693098,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,5
Open a bakery or a donut shop that makes sandwiches and stuff too then you can hide out in the back all day and do the weeb things tou want to do but give me a job too so I can do the same thing

>> No.12693098,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,7
can I have a job too? I wanna weeb it up all day in a donut shop with you guys

>> No.12693098,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,7
ummmm I think you need ==money== to start a business

>> No.12693098,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,9
I have several thousand dollars, but I'd rather spend it on lemonade and cute pink stuff to swag out my room with when I live alone…

>> No.12693098,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,7
Working in a donut shop always seemed really nice.

>> No.12693098,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,11
It's dangerous. You might even burn your hair.

>> No.12693098,13 [INTERNAL] 

i cant even get a job at mcdonalds why live

i think its cuz i guess what my social security number was idk it

>> No.12693098,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,13
If you kill the McDonalds workers then they won't have jobs either.

>> No.12693098,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,13
Don't listen to >>12693098,14
Poison the food at McDonalds, then none of the people who go there will have jobs

>> No.12693098,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,12
The part I think that always seemed really nice was the selling part. Inbetween customers you can just sit there and do what you want. There's a donut shop nearby whose owner does just this. He sits at the table facing outward on his laptop while he waits for new customers to come in. Then when they come in he gets their order and goes back to sitting at his laptop.

Frying donuts isn't really that dangerous, is it? Can't be any more dangerous than making caramel or other harder candies.

>> No.12693098,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,11
i want to work in a donut store with milk

>> No.12693098,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,17
i want to work in a donut shop or cupcake shop or bakery with a loli

>> No.12693098,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,13
>i guess what my social security number was idk it

I think that's illegal

>> No.12693098,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>12693098,18
im talking about milk here go away

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Did you beat the heat with the NEET yet today?

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is that a euphamism for masturbation?

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