/jp/ - Otaku Culture

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flawless_Coordination
>The power to perform any physical act without difficulty.

Good game everyone, just try throwing danmaku at me. You can't.

Fuck that wiki, my power is alluring dick stench.

Obviously, I allure youkai with my dick stench.

>>12680771
The power of nonvisible sage. I don't want this power.

>Wax Manipulation

What a shitty power. Well, I suppose I could open some kind of ear cleaning business.

Party Inducement

User has the ability to induce others to enter a spontaneous celebration. Some users can also make party-goers party forever without leaving them tired or in a constant never-ending state of celebration.

WELL. Looks like I am teaming up with Suika for endless watermelon fun times!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nether_Physiology

Pretty obvious where I'll be spending my time.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death-Force_Manipulation
So i can never age because of this Eternal life with Yuyuko is eminent

feelio when you already had your special power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hindsight

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sedative_Inducement

This could actually make for a good 6th stage boss power

I have the power of ultimate seduction, all your waifus now belong to me

>>12680771

I think you just made me OP.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Constructs

Holy shit, I can create anything from anything.

BEHOLD! Face my never-ending army of Shit Golems armed with Shit Cannons while I reside in my impenetrable Shit Fortress of Doom protected by my Shit Force Field and surrounded by Shit Cannons and should you be able to breech my defenses you shall have to deal with my Shit Danmaku! EN GARDE!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Warping

Power/Ability to:
alter reality by one's beliefs

The power to alter reality according to one's beliefs.

With my power I'll open up a burger joint
I can gather rocks and if I believe hard enough they become hamburgers

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Weapons

Yeah this is good. I can get behind this.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quark_Manipulation

I just won the jackpot.

>>12680880
With that power, you can make Gods gathering faith way faster. And you can have Youkai avoid attacking people to gather belief.

>>12680771
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mythic_Manipulation
>Users can control various mythic creatures

SCORE!

Sex with all the 2hus!

>>12680934
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mythic_Manipulation
>>Users can control various mythic creatures
>SCORE!
>Sex with all the 2hus!

Um... trade ya my Universal Force Constructs power>>12680874 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Constructs

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

>>12680942
Guy with Death force can just kill everyone on this thread

>>12680947
he can't kill this guy>>12680880

>Sadness Augmentation
>The power to augment sadness in others. A sub-power of Melancholy Manipulation, variation of Emotion Augmentation. Not to confused with Sadness Inducement

I would walk around whole Gensokyo and make your waifus sad.

>>12680947
He would just take it easy. We're all friends here

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Mimicry
I'd mimic wood... under my pants!

>>12680953

How dare you take Komachi's smile away?! I'll sic my Shit Golem Army on you you heartless bastard!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Silver_Manipulation

Pretty lame, unless the holy properties of silver apply in Gensokyo. Than I would bully Remilia.

>>12680968
Who cares about her smile? All that matters are her komachis.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hidebehind_Physiology
This could work. I could hang out with Kogasa, I guess.

>Limitations: Severe aversion to alcohol, which is considered a sufficient repellent.

Oh, nevermind. I'm screwed.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Embodiment
Eye'm the Strongerest

>>12681009
Nice 9

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Summoning

I'm gonna arm-wrestle Yukari!

>>12681030
If by arm wrestling, you mean having sex with Yukari in order to make the strongest babby ever, then yeah, you will arm wrestle her, all right.

>The user can release/use energy to attacks of various shapes and/or intensities, either projected, used as a part of melee attacks, etc., from huge rays of pure energy that can knock over or even obliterate dozens of targets, or slightly singe them.

fitting

>>12681038
>If by arm wrestling, you mean having sex with Yukari in order to make the strongest babby ever, then yeah, you will arm wrestle her, all right.

If I had >>12681030's power I know I would. I would create an army of super babies with Yukari. Holy shit man.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Restoration_Embodiment

So if I manage to capture a single one of your waifus I can torture them and heal them until I am the most powerful, slowly making them all my dungeon slaves?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Feline_Physiology/Gallery

My power is a nekomimi image gallery. What can I do with that?

>>12681022
Back at ya with those dubs

I got Lunar Beams or something, which seem to be pretty much Danmaku in slightly worse. Maybe I can impress my earth rabbit waifu with it, though.

>>12680880
Why warp rocks if you can make Youkai worship your dick as an object of faith?

>>12681100
That becomes your group of super best friends.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pulse_Constructs

I'm pretty sure this makes me one of the most powerful 2hu in Gensokyo, so I'd do what anyone in my position would do:

unlimited onahole works

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hand_to_Head
>The user can transform their hands into the head of an animal or another creature, replacing the normal functions with that of an being's head.


Huh. I guess that this is kinda cool? I have no clue how to actually use that in a Gensokyo setting though.

>>12681112

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nephalem_Physiology
might as well be god

>>12681112
transform your hand into your waifu's head and give yourself a blowjob.

>>12680880
I don't know why I'm so angry you use your power to go around collecting rocks and turning them into hamburgers

I checked out your ability

Capabilities
The user can warp the fabric of reality according to their beliefs. If they believed they were super strong and/or super fast, they would become so. If they firmly believed in fairy-tales and mythic creatures, the tales and creatures would come to life, as well as mimicking them if they believe that they can do what the creature can do. Essentially, the user can become able to achieve nearly anything if they believe it.

You can do anything if you believe it and you squander it by turning rocks into hamburgers. Frankly I'm upset with you

Nether Manipulation
Hitler is coming back.

>>12681131

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gOHvDP_vCs

>>12681128
Dude he's in Gensokyo. What more could he actually ask for other than a nice juicy burg?

>Mythic Manipulation

Where do I start?

I think I rolled high on this one;
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Physiology
So does that mean I get to be Yukari?
'cause I'm totally fine with having unlimited access to Ran

Even if I just get to hang out with the Old Maids Alliance, I'm happy with it.

What is this bullshit?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Tier_Activation
My ability is to be able to learn things related to what I can already do? That sounds nothing like a power, that's just the power to learn.

>>12681200
I think I got a better version than you

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instant_Learning

>The user can gather and assimilate any kind of knowledge and understand it fully and instantaneously, this can happen in two ways:

>Passively: when the user reads, sees or hears any concept they will understand it completely, whether it is natural or supernatural. If the user comes into contact with any piece of “information” that is wrong, they intuitively know this and can discern what is correct and what is wrong.

>Actively: when the user wants information/knowledge they acquire it instantly and use it perfectly, e.g. the user can gain the skills and knowledge of a doctor to heal someone or gain the experience and skills of a master martial artist for fighting.

Bitch I look like Goku
But damn that would make me a better satori than both sisters without the obnoxious voices in my head. Comprehend any silly danmaku or even just normal strengths and weaknesses of any youkai.
I'd probably hang around Yukarin & Co. because I'd be the only one who could understand anything they say or do completely, even though learning gaps might end up frying my brain. I'd just have to learn of a way to avoid that. Maybe at Patche's.

I got Quantum Uncertainty
How would that even work? Would the shinigami hate me or something? I don't get it.

stop having fun, it's not allowed here

>>12680771
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryoportation

I'll be safe from youkai attack at least.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Teleportation

Even Reimu floating out of reality can't beat this. Fuck Gensokyo. This here is now Balamb Garden, located in the Johto region of Flonyard.

Well got Cycle Embodiment on my second roll just out of curiosity. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Embodiment

Too bad I didn't get it on my first roll, then I have an excuse to chill with Byakuren having her teach me to meditate and control my powers. Oh well back to me summoning more Shit Golems.

>>12680771
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Supernatural_Powers_and_Abilities
I think I'm going to just try that again

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Key_Creation
I guess I'll be using key based danmaku.
I team up with Marisa, and we become the greatest treasure hunters in Gensokyo.

>Extrasensory Combat
That might actually be very useful.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Airborne_Attacks

Kinda feels like a regular danmaku.
Gotta challenge them 2hus to a duel where I win I will have sex with them but if I lose they will have sex with me.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Ascension

I would probably take a nap

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Envy_Empowerment

I'd be best friends with Parsee

>>12681464
not like anyone could stop you

>Energy attacks
The most generic power that literally everyone in Gensokyo can do. Great.

>>12680771
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetic_Attacks

Hahaha 2hu's! Welcome to die!

>>12680771
whenever these threads are on /co/ I always get the stupidest fucking powers

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Flexibility

wow, I can do splits now

this is even worse than "talking to insects"

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Mimicry_Immunity
none of the 2hus can be just as worthless as me. I can use this

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/God_Mode
Would be probably laughed at. I mean, easy modo?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unbound_Soul
Most likely it's how I got there so yeah. I guess I'd dick around there for a while and go to other universes once I got experienced enough

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Acid_Beam_Emission

No clothes will be left on your favorite 2hu!

>>12681596
>Known users
>Super Monkey (Bloons Tower Defense series) via Sun God and Temple of the Monkey God upgrades

wow, they really are commited to finding these things if they include flash games

the BTD games are pretty cool tho

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Koropokkuru_Physiology

I become a chibi youkai. All is well.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trust_Manipulation

The first thing I'd do is probably get more powers. Maybe I'd get Remilia to turn me into a vampire, or have Eirin make me some of that Hourai Elixir stuff... or maybe both?

Seductive Magnetism

The power to possess supernatural attractive power. Passive variation of Subliminal Seduction.

Pussy game too much

>>12681265
Call Yumemi for this

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_Empowerment

>>12680771
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chastity_Inducement
T-thanks.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deprivation

What? mid tier ability I guess..

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nue_Physiology

Looks like I have become the Nue

Time to make more Nues.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensiokinetic_Combat

Yukari 2.0. Just imagine the sex.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zinc_Manipulation

Oddly specific, but it works I guess.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Razor_Wind

Now I'm finally on par with Youmu. R-Right?

I got absolute lock manipulation. I can lock and unlock anything even people and abilities.

I think I'll be just fine.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/White_Water_Manipulation

> I get to heal all of the girl's wounds

:^)

Did... Did I do good considering that I can hide in the dark now?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Infusion

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cecaelia_Physiology

all of them

My power would be the power to rekt every single being or person in Gensokyo.

>>12682042
You lucky bastard,

>>12682057
You'd have problems with these anon's
>>12680880
>>12681123
>>12681464
>>12681596

>>12682077
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_Manipulation

Step 1: reach he moon.
Step 2: assimilate tech
Step 3: Total Annihilation, beware my Peewee/Flash rushed

Extra challenge: Draw a Touhou based on the power you got. Her species and whatnot should fit her power.

>>12682097
Step 4. Get sealed by the God-Emperor and spend the next 40,000 years having overzealous technology cultists stomp all over your face.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compassion_Aura
>The user can generate aura of compassion that can amplify/induce kindness on beings inside their aura and gain power from the emotions.

Save the day with friendship!

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Theurgy
>Users can call upon gods, spirits, and demons to preform miracles and grant power.

Basicly shirine maiden? could be worse.

>>12682142
Nah, once I'm done I'll fuck off to Venus or someshit, no one man should have all that power

That would make 3 shrine maidens!

What would you name your shrine?

>>12682195
Meant for >>12682185

>>12682195
The Rape Shrine.
Comes with a spacious basement

>>12682212
>basement.

>>12682224

>Gravity Ball Projection

It attracts any danmaku so i will never lose

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Speed

Find myself a nice youkai wife and live till old age. Probably pulling shenigans along the way, got to keep Reimu busy.

I wonder if I can use that power to stop/slow aging. Atleast i'll be practically invincible.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Telepathic_Abilities

I think I become the strongest telepathy user.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Copy-Cat_Attack

I think this power works like Ichirin and Unzan, but still pretty cool I guess.

>Heath breath
>The power to generate from within oneself a large amount of heat, and release it in various forms from the mouth.

I already have that it's called gastro reflux!

>Disguise_Mastery
At least they will never know that I'm a human.

>>12680771
>What do you do with your new found power?
JUMP IN THE LAKE

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Power_Immunity

Dunno what I'd do persay but glad to see none of the gods can hurt me.

>>12680779
What happens when they bite it off?

>>12682335

I guess I could help nitori by welding or melting materials she needs.

>>12682185
More like Yorihime than a shrine maiden.

>>12682352
Grow a new one.

>>12680771
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Perception

Apparently, I'm now invincible at danmaku.

I'll be all the rage at the tea parties, yo.

>Acid Attacks

Use them on the other people from this thread who have arrived in Gensokyo.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wendigo_Physiology

Nice, I get to be a wereyoukai. Shame it's kind of a shitty one.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aspect_of_Pain

....this isn't cute at all!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intuitive_Aptitude

I don't need any special powers to deliver judgement to the monsters infesting Gensokyo, but it is appreciated, I suppose.

>>12682409
You gay or something dude

>>12682085
Then use logic

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sphere_Manipulation
i'm being told that i might have a chance at not getting destroyed at danmaku and dying horribly?
neat.

>>12681760
Sounds cool. Make armor out of created zinc, some spears and throw these using ferrokinesis.


I got:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Precognition_Manipulation
Could be used to know where youkai will be, so I could avoid them. I could give them horrifying visions to drive them crazy, make them do mistakes or help the friendly youkai to see the future.
Interesting thing to screw with these youkai.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Embodiment

Fuck yes, I am the god of war! Not really sure what I will do with the power though. I guess I will wander around and try to find a way to become immortal and just chill after that.

this is the most suckass power ever

how the hell they listed TAKBHIR! as super power anyway

fucking bullshit

>>12682461
Learn from Alice, become a doll-user, master and perfect, and even improve the Artful Sacrifice spellcard and you're golden.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amusement_Park_Monarchy

opening up a theme park in gensokyo and having kappa work and touhou characters attend it sounds pretty neat.

>>12682497
amabure in gensokyo

>>12682388
You will be known as "That fucker that wins every single of his danmaku matches" and they will be jealous / will throw you out to the dogs / wolfu tengus / yamabikos. Or Marisa will want to know your secrets.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monotreme_Physiology
I feed the 2hus with my abs milk until complete submission

>>12682461
>cause others to kill themselves

Careful now.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Reload
Users can "save" the current moment in time and return "later" to that point.
This is the true mans world

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badass_Adaptation

What stage will this get me? Does this mean I'll be able to win Parsee's heart?

>>12680771

> law creation

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Vocifery
>The power to alter reality by stating ones beliefs.

I think I'll be ok

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Razor_Wind

I am become Youmu. Do I at least get to also be a cute girl youkai?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adaptive_Resurrection
>The power to adapt to whatever killed you before your resurrection.

This will come in handy.

>>12682596
You become a little girl with weasel ears and a big ass sickle. The wind you create is actually a methane gas explosion.

You get these cool exploding bullets like Satori and Kanako have in DS/ISC.

>>12681030
>Limitations: Limited to summoning, cannot directly affect the world.
But since you could summon any hypothetical thing you could think of, couldn't you just summon a spirit of some sort to directly modify reality, potentially even before you know you want it due to the spirit's hypothetical time travel capabilities? Or similar nonsense.
One could say that's not direct, but it is directly causative.

>>12682614
He might accidentally summons /jp/ posters.

>>12682618
I would summon /jp/ posters whose posts become reality and watch everything skew itself.

>>12682620
Horrifying.

>>12682620
>I wish I had a gf
Later that day
>T-Tomoko?

Doesn't sound too bad

>>12682434
You forget you're in gensokyo?

>>12682647
Who're yer quoting?

>>12682674
>the jp poster whose posts come true

>>12682550
Ew. Savescumming faglet.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cold_Aversion_Inducement
I'll team up with Cirno

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apathy
Okay.

>>12680771
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Razor_Wind
Fucking yes

>>12682728
>Youmu Konpaku (Touhou) makes a cutting remark.
This arouses the very fibers of my being.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Creator
I'd fuck
every
single
one
of
them.

>Aspect of Valor
>valor:great courage in the face of danger, especially in battle.

So I basically become another religious leader and/or god incarnate for an order of paladins.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mathematics_Manipulation

Just with basic logic, I could jury rig myself fate and history manipulation, force people to do stuff and make people question or not question things..
Too bad it's based on intelligence, I doubt I have enough to even manipulate my IQ higher or somesuch.

At least I can use it to make rngesus my bitch.

>>12680771
This thread sure smells like /cov/ scum.

The most troll power ever.
Death-Based Power Activation

Have all the sex with suika and momiji.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Devic_Physiology

At first I got Omnipresence, but that's boring so I tried again and got this.

>>12683149
So you're basically a kami?

>>12680771
>Space Depletion: The user can deplete three-dimensional space, controlling the distance between two different points of spatial locations. Since space basically acts as a boundary of existence for all, if the space around any matter or energy is depleted, then the said matter would also be erased from existence.

Turns out I'm Yukari's long-lost grand-grand-grand[...]-grandson.
I'm probably powerful enough to stir things up, but I don't want to get beaten up by Reimu, so maybe I'll just apply as a logistics manager at Kourindou.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hypnosis
so apparently i can hypnotize 2hus and make them really want to suck my cock.

not bad.

>>12683343
Pretty sure you'd have to succeed against some wicked saving throws for that to work.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyber_Transcendence
I became a god! Oh wait.

>>12683383
I love you, Lain!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sacred_Energy_Generation

I would probably be captured and turned into a living battery.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Filtering
Everyone now has great asses and C cups

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Uncertainty_Manipulation
I'll bring outside world goodies in and retrieve youkai panties out of random boxes

Sensory Amplification/Augmentation - The ability to augment the physical senses. A sub-power of Sense Manipulation, opposite to Sensory Deprivation.

The user can amplify/augment any/all physical senses of oneself and others, including sight, smell, hearing, touch, taste, balance, pain, etc. temporarily.

So many possible uses, but nothing comes to mind really.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wonder_Inducement

Find Tojiko
Use my power, until she curious to see me in bed.
Fuck ghost Pussy.
Move onto the rest of the Taoist.
Soon...Gensokyo

>>12683447
t-t-thank you, you've done us all a great service

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment

This is literally the worst thing ever.

>>12683626
>>12683626

>>12683648
Stop bullying him, or I compress the space between your vaginal mucous membrane and a good helping of hot spices.

>>12683319
Actually that's almost Komachi exactly.

>>12683921
She merely manipulates distance, not actual space.
Do not associate me with lazy, lowly Youkai such as Komachi, please.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multi_Strike

I'll spar with the best of 'em!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Embodiment

>>12684007
I'd pretty much think I'm fucked.

>>12683974
What is distance anyway but a measurement between spaces?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Combat

``The ability to utilize organic matter in combination of physical combat.''

So I have the ability to throw my feces at youkai...?

Now I get to have a bizarre weapon and possibly become immortal. As long as I don't try to make a maid I'll be fine.

>>12683447
I prefer B. But sensitivity is far more important than size or shape.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Sustenance
>Users physical needs are greatly reduced or completely removed. These needs include air/breathing, sleep/rest, food, drink, bodily evacuations, shelter from environmental effects and their lack (heat/cold, dryness/wetness), etc
Yeah, almost all youkai in Gensokyo already have this ability. Except youkai are also physically stronger and live longer.

Well, at least I won't need to think about food while trying to marry my fav touhou. I just imagine how you faggots with all the cool superpowers sooner or later will be working on plantation just to feed yourselves.

>>12684215
Not me fag, I can summon unlimited burg works with my pulse construction

>>12683974
>Do not associate me with lazy, lowly Youkai such as Komachi, please.

...
Sic him boy.

>>12684058
>So I have the ability to throw my feces at youkai...?

Hey that's MY bit! Go lob earwax danmaku or fire urine laser streams instead.

>>12683974
>Do not associate me with lazy, lowly Youkai such as Komachi, please.

...
Sic him boy.

>>12684284
Yeah not me either, I'm immortal and invincible.

>>12680771
>Chrysopoeia
I'd decorate my mansion with the Golden Youkai statues. Maybe make my mansion out of them...

>>12684215
>I just imagine how you faggots with all the cool superpowers sooner or later will be working on plantation just to feed yourselves.


Nigga please, I can create farming utensils out of the fucking ether and summon an army of Shit Golems to make me a farm behind my impenetrable Shit Fortress, hell when the Shit Golems are walking over the fields they're fertilizing them at the same time. Win win baby. Also if I want livestock I'll have my Shit Golems search out for them and bring them back to me.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fictional_Mimicry
>The user can duplicate and combine any power, technique, skill and trait of fictional or nonexistent characters in the media or fictional works such as TV Show characters.

Not bad, I can basically learn all abilities except character summoning and omnipotence if I spend all my time reading about all the characters on that wiki.

>>12684542

Damn on a physical level alone you can copy Yuugi's power and Byakuren's buff spells to turn yourself into the Incredible Hulk, only sans the idiocy.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Breaker_Touch
>The user can destroy every type of object that can be considered as equipment (armor, clothes, weapons, jewels, etc.) by touch. The destruction can be partial, complete or just enough to make the item un-usable.

>clothes

hehehehe

>>12680771

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Benefic_Force_Manipulation

Great, now I have to compete with three major religion in Gensokyo. Let's start with stopping all youkai from eating outsiders.

>>12680771
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alcohol_Immunity
HAHA FUCK YOU GUYS

>>12684729
More like fuck Suika. You might be the only human who could beat her in a drinking contest!

>>12684758
>fuck Suika
Yes please

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Manipulation
I can already see it... they would call me "Star lord"

>>12684793
I'm gonna call you Stella
Stella!

>>12684793

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Inducement

"The user can induce feelings of despair and depression into others, making them think there's nothing worth living for in life. The user can bring out emotions such as sadness, hopelessness, depression, and despair, possibly even eventually driving the victim to suicide."

>What do you do with your new found power?
kill myself, I guess

>>12684976
But you're already in Gensokyo, anon! You can't just kill yourself after portaling to Gensokyo!

>>12684976

you've already got that power

>>12680968
>sample
You don't deserve to smile.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Greed_Empowerment

i steal everything

i steal everyone's dollar bags and toys, i even steal marisa. i am stage 6 boss for touhou 16, and you can't play as marisa because i stole her.

>>12685246
It's okay, I always play as Sanae. She could probably defeat your greed

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Respiratory_Power_Replication

I will be going around sniffing people!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Recreation

OH....

OH.........

>>12685425
Lain didn't do that. She just manipulated everyone's memory of her gone, as far as I remember.

>>12684215
no problem. i can hypnotize any villager to want to give me food for free because i'm such a likeable 2hu.

reimu would go green of jealousy.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Perception

Can I kill servants?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnilock
Whoa. Ultimate escapism. I want it, even if it would mean giving up direct access to 2hu.

>>12685478
As far as I recall, that was just a narrative necessity, since she stopped being a person when she became the omnipresent representation of mankind's collective unconsciousness by means of the always-connected nature of the internet.
I didn't give that too much thought...

>>12685820
That's my point. It's re-communication of changed 'facts', so to speak, not a recreation.

>>12680771
>Remote Teleportation

neat!

>>12684645
Better give the youkai something else in return. Or they will send Reimu to danmaku the shit out of you.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Social_Magnetism

Shit just got real with your waifu thread.

>>12686069
The only thing they will get is not getting blasted with Jesus Rays

>>12686154
What are Jesus Rays made of?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primordial_Dragon_Physiology

Oh boy

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Werebeast_Physiology

Guess I'll be hanging out with Kagerou a lot.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Infusion

At least I'll be able to make some danmaku by throwing rocks.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Awareness

FUCK

>>12686163

Good energy.

Huh, should've blasted them anyway, the good energy will keep those youkai's existence. Good youkai, that is.

>>12686194
Sounds fun.

A Malkavian in Gensokyo.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Transformation

Well, guess I will be working for the Yama after I go.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Usurp_Worth neat

>>12680771
>Dragon Physiology
>User with this ability either is or can transform into Dragon
I'm going to become adept of Promethean Magic Wizard School, which revolves around giving fire to the people by any means necessary

>>12680771
>Enhanced Power Replication
I'll just get drunk all day, sorta like what I do now.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Constructs
I make Yukari my wife.

I got the ability to see through my eyelids whenever I blink

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Rewind

I think I just one-upped Sakuya. Time to go get a job at SDM as the second gate guard who always wakes up Meiling before the badguys even show up. And then hopefully become Meiling's husbando

Nonexistent Realm Creation

If your waifu was a goddess, what offers would you leave at her shrine?

>>12686815
None because idolatry is a sin

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Infusion
>The user can infuse objects (usually a weapon), beings or powers with life empowering and energizing them and allowing the user to manipulate their qualities and efficiency, allowing them to heal, mend and purify rather than harm, including potentially resurrecting the dead.
>including potentially resurrecting the dead.

Nekoromancer time.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contagion_Embodiment
i am become death

>>12685246
you can play as marisa since all six stages take place inside the bag where you're keeping all your stolen goods

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Social_Cloaking
Guess it's time to enact the gensokyo paradise plan

Make every group into a separate harem, then slowly integrate everything into one giant harem.

>>12687249
>Contagion Embodiment
You know what it means.

>>12686834
Do not romance the nekos.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Creator

I'm literally god.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destabilization

I sense an incoming incident.

>>12687675
mfw he didn't enjoyee his lifetime and killed himself

poor guy

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unrestricted_Wishes

The perfect power for a daydreaming NEET! I can just wish I have all of you guys' powers and you all have none, you're now all a shit.

Also I wish for a harem of 2hus while I'm at it.

>>12680771
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inodorosity

This has to be the most useless thing ever. I cannot imagine a single use for it.

>>12687710
Hunting just got easier for you.

>>12687710
Save money on deodorant, take less showers.

>>12680771
>The power to increase the physical beauty of oneself and others.

I'mma roll a golden apple into that town and watch them rip each other to fucking shreds

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tectonic_Plate_Manipulation

>japan

holy fuck

my

sides

>>12687697
The moment you acquire this anon's power>>12683626 you lose

>>12687697
>>12683626
>>12687812
Would he simultaneously be a god and failure's embodiment?

Would he fail at his wish of obtaining his 2hu harem and that everybody else has no powers since he stated "I wish I can have all your powers" first?

In his greed, the NEET ruined himself

>>12684793
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Manipulation

WHY DOES IT TAKE SO FUCKING LONG TO RESEARCH

WOOO I CAN BUILD A VERY EXPENSIVE SHIP THAT CAN CREATE A STORM IN ONE SECTOR WHUPPITY FUCKING DOOOOO

>>12683626

ah, there i am

>>12687891
Wow man chill, you gotta be happy with what you get and make the best of things ya know?
*summons unlimited lolis to carry me away to my mansion*

>>12687902
Damn, there's a taste of 2007

>>12680771
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Whip_Generation

Eh, not too far fetched in Gensokyo

>>12687902
Is that a new epic maymay? xD

SAVED

>>12687902
how nostalgic…

>>12687917
How new are you?

>>12687947
Are you a idiot anon?

>>12687917
This dates as far back as 2007?
Dear me, I'm getting old.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fate_Immunity

lol eat shit Remi

I got the power to emit a smell like vanilla whenever I want.

>>12688292
You smell like love!

>>12688308
Are you hitting on me?

>>12688311
I am not prone to acts of violence!

>>12688321
Whatever your say, cutie

>>12686817
but she is your goddess, meaning it's not idolatry but true worship.

worshipping foreign, false christian gods is idolatry.

>>12688332
Please, I only worship Moloch.

>>12688332
Does the concept of idolatry and the negative connotations it comes with even exist in Shinto?

>>12688336
then you do not deserve your waifu. you're a failure and need to kill yourself, faggot.

repent your mistakes.

>>12688336
Phoenicia represent
Hail to the King
No price is too high for the loyal

>>12688332
You need Jesus in your life anon

>>12688338
Do Arahabaki and Mishaguji-sama count?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Greed_Aura

Will this cause all the touhous to be greedy for the D?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transmutation

I can turn /jp/ into little girls and make my dick bigger :^).

I got the power to be skillful at everything, but only when I need to go to the toilet and am on the verge of crapping myself.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Biological_Manipulation

time to give myself super contagious ultra HIV with the appearance of a saintly healer

>>12688419
The power of pos-loads

>>12688419
No, anon. It's time to expand dong.

>>12688419
But HIV are transmitted through blood and sex!

>>12688368
so i could mindlessly waste my life slobbering over and sucking up to someone who died 2 thousand years ago and wasn't a cute girl in a frilly dress?

if jesus really was such a good person, he won't care that you didn't suck up to him and butter him up in life, he'll still take you in with open arms.

>>12688396
You're full of shit, man. Where's the article on such a power?

>>12688437
I got the power to shoot 3 cotton balls from my hands every 10 days

>>12686199
You have something that act as a heal/buff for good entities and as a smite evil for evil entities.
There is no reason for you to not Jesus Ray anyone and anything you come across

>>12680771
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mystic_Derivation
>The power to become the driving force and spinner of all magical energy in a reality.
Chill out and enjoy my new overlord-ness.

>"I'd better not get something shit"
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
That was easy.
Make Gensokyo.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Grand_Design_Construction
Is omniscience a hoax?

>>12680771
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Feline_Physiology
10/10 I win.

>>12688524
can i fuk u

>>12688530
Only if you're kawaii~ enough.

>>12688534
im covered in garbage atm i hope thats ok

>>12688524
>>12681100

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Figurative_Vocifery

Seems to be limited in metaphors though.

Guess I'm taking a English class or something. Or make up my own.

>>12688433
Wow, I didn't take much to upset you

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept-Dependent_Immortality
What the hell am I? Lust?

>>12688578
I actually eructed a little.

>>12688578
>lel he's mad, i won!
>implying not sucking up to religion means you're atheist, not just not giving a shit about its customs.
>being this autistic
it's ok child, one day you'll learn how to interpret emotions and you'll conquer your sickness.
>/jp/
nevermind.

>>12688629
You're really getting this riled up because someone jokingly said you need Jesus in your life, huh?

>>12688636
>umad lol
keep trying. one day you'll be able to respond above empty ad hominems.
i wasn't serious either. i am jesus incarnate.

>>12688629
>>12688638
Please do not misuse the quote function.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Osteokinetic_Blade_Construction

I am the bone of my sword.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unimind
>Unimind
>The power to be connected with all things and their essences. The ultimate stage of Enlightenment and Omnipathy, variation of Omniverse Manipulation.
>Applications
> All Mental Powers

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Property_Conglomeration

This is either really stronk or fucking useless.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strong_Heart
Applications include resisting and purifying evil, so I'd say I'm off decently well. There really isn't anything else I could do but purge yokai for the sake of justice and good. With my acts of heroism and charisma, I would be pretty popular in the human village, too.

>>12688664
And you go back to reddit with your forced memes.

>>12688806
holy sh**sh you owned that nerd

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self_Transcendence

The power to go beyond one's limits, whether it be physically, mentally, existentially, etc. Sub-power of Evolution and Boundary Manipulation

Basically Yukari's disciple?.

>>12688812
cheap chinese ripoff of yukari's.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Snake_Den
>The power to eject snakes from one's body
This would be a pretty good power... if it wasn't Gensokyo. Is snake poison even working against youkai? I doubt. I couldn't eliminate enemies before the fight then.

I guess it means I will work as an illusionist and entertain people with snake tricks? Or at least try, before some disaster I cannot do shit about kills me. Or check are these snakes edible and if they are, open restaurant.

>>12689307
Pretty neat danmaku, good prospects serving Kanako

>>12689307
You'd be popular in the Moriya Shrine.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Energy_Manipulation

Get ready for yellow and white danmaku everywhere with solar-panel and Emperor themed spellcard names.

Healing Saliva!

I will aid all the danmaku battle weary and wounded 2hus, whether they want it or not.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fat_Manipulation
Aha! Might as well open my own shrine.

>>12689407
This is you.

>>12680771
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Energy_Infusion

I become edge itself

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disgust_Inducement
>The ability to induce disgust.
nothing has changed....

>>12680771
>Power to release snakes from your body.

Yeah thanks a lot but I already had that power.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Manipulation
Holy Fuck.

Remi the Remi

>>12688806
Why do you say this?

>>12680771
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetic_Infusion

>Misaka's power
I'm happy with this.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primordial_Darkness_Manipulation

The edge.

This might not be the best power...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloud_Generation

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brain_Manipulation
Works for me...

>>12694018

You can be friends with Iku!

>Programming
Well fuck me. I guess I'll steal Rinnosuke's electronic merchandise and toy with them until I get eaten by a youkai.

>>12693197
>The ability to induce disgust.

The /jp/sie's innate ability.

>>12694146
Use your imagination.

>>12680771
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holy-Fire_Embodiment
I'll chill out with mokou and okuu, I guess.

>>12694018
>>12694040
Punching cloud.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Empowerment

I am become the BBEG.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Generation

Guess it's time to go training in the mountains for years until I master it. And then... I dunno. It's Gensokyo, something interesting is bound to happen eventually.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Randomization

Well, at least I'll be unpredictable.

>The ability to regenerate using electricity

Guess I'll have to cling around Kappa and Underground a lot. Otherwise I'm gonna be dead.

Alternatively, seduce Iku or Tojiko so I can become immortal.

>>12680771
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Will
OP as fuck.

Fuck it.

I'll become the head pimp of all Gensokyo.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nelapsi_Physiology
>Can be a nelapsi, or can transform into a nelapsi.
By day, regular human. By night, vampiric bully of rude youkai.

>>12680771
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyromancy

Time to become good friends with Moku

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pollution_Breath

I know I haven't been brushing my teeth as often as I should, but this is just insulting.

Well I'm set.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Empowerment

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment
I'm the king of OPs. I would hang aroun gensokyo without worries, slacking with reimu and her gang.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orbital_Debris_Manipulation

I am the danmaku king