/jp/ - Otaku Culture

/r/ pics of sister

Tell her? Just go ahead and show her.

>>1268003
Tell her where babies come from.

inb4 moot creates another sticky

to put it simply, just rape her.

Sanae, huh? Your sister has good taste.

And you gotta show her how it's done.

Post the picture she was masturbating to.

Tell her to get a better brother

In b4 sticky b&
Also post the Sanae pics

>>1268028
Seconding this.

post said Sanae pics

1. Post Sanae pics
2. Find a GOOD sex ed pamphlet online, print it out
3. Pics of sister now

Lol

In b4 sticky screencaps

>>1268003
Tak to her about sex using your personal experiences as backgr-
Who am I trying to kid? JAM IT IN and pray for the best.

In the pooper!

Tell her that she's grow a penis eventually
And that she'll get aids from macs

wait a minute I thought I was the only person on /jp/ with a mac...well there goes my individuality.

anyways tell your sister to stop going through your stuff, I would be pissed if anyone was on my computer.

>>1268003
Assuming there's any truth to this, you're basically on the right track. "Masturbation is fine, good even, just keep it in private so you don't offend people. If you're worried about anything past that, well, hopefully we can have a mature discussion about it. Just ask."

Don't you lock your computer when you leave it?

Just tell her to read the wikipedia article on sex.

A hot Sanae pic = shlick shlick shlick

Tell her that masturbation is something to do in private. Also, does she know what happens during sex besides ponos in vagooo?

>>1268003
dont use me to talk about this shit you faget

>>1268062
underageb&

sage for attempt at roleplay

>>1268139
how so?

>>1268036 In b4 sticky b&
What did I miss?

Cool story bro

Yesterday my brother caught me masturbating to pictures of Sanae on his mac. He told me to masturbate infront of him. I think he wants to pretend I'm Sanae.

Beat her up for desecrating the image of Sanae Kotiya.

>>1268170
>Cool story bro

This is the cancer killing /jp/.

>>1268178

>>1268171
YOU ARE A BAD MIKO

>Mac

Your sister is a bad girl

>>1268171
Pretend? (≖__≖ )

>>1268191
>!.p44NyTsCo
>This is the cancer killing
lol

I don't think you have a Mac. Enjoy your masturbating sister.

Alone.

>>1268221
#fuckingc
Now you, too, can be the cancer killing /jp/

>>1268178
Fuck you; you become one became be at will about yourself not, not to masturbate.

I fucking hate any of you who said you'll become one for sexual reasons.

herp burple

Wait there was a sticky? What did I miss?

wait what the fuck
>my little sister
>masturbating to... Sanae

>>1268292

Lesbian loli.

I have a very very strong feeling that the OP just made all of this up.

>>1268248
Cancer? Don't you mean cure?

>>1268298

Which makes me wonder what she does on her playdates.

>>1268298
Touhou?

Dear /jp/,

Yesterday, I accidentally walked in on my little shikigami (she's 11) masturbating to my pictures of herself on my Mac. I told her that masturbation is good and that everyone does it, and she was fine with that. /jp/, is there anything else I need to tell her? Sex education here is in Gensokyo is fucking lame, and I don't want Yukari to tell her anything false or molest her...

>>1268324
Chen is a narcissist?

>I don't want Yukari to tell her anything false or molest her...

A little late on both counts.

>>1268349
Renaming it chensmirk, thanks

>>1268324
wwww


Somehow though I feel OP might be laying. 11 year olds aren't smart enough to use Macintoshes.

>>1268324
>ran.png
It's ransmirk.png. Get it right.

>>1268354
You son of a bitch

>>1268346

But I thought Macs were marketed toward children and the mentally handicapped?

>>1268366
You sound a little confused

I'm too jaded to believe that there are any lesbian little sisters that like Touhou. ;_;

Well, if such a thing exists, we should kill it quickly

>>1268397
I'm forced to agree.

And sage.

Dear /jp/,

Yesterday, my brother walked in on me masturbating to pictures of Sanae on his Mac. He told me that masturbation is good and that everyone does it, and I was fine with that. /jp/, is there anything else he needs to tell me? Sex education here is fucking lame, and I don't want him to tell me anything false...

>>1268381
Well, if there are any lesbian little sisters at all, I'm sure they would learn to like touhou once they got a taste of it. It's the kind of game kids are better at anyway.

>>1268346
>11 year olds aren't smart enough to use Macintoshes

Of course Macintoshes are unusable by every age group

Let list all the contradictions:
>11 year old little sister
>browsing /jp/
This is impossible
>Sister
>Caught masturbating
This is also impossible
>Female
>Likes touhou
Also impossible
>masturbating
>to pictures of Sanae
This kind of thing just doesn't happen
>11 year old
>masturbating

>>1268436

He never said that she was browsing /jp/ nor that she liked Touhou. You don't have to like a series to like a character from it; I don't care for Ikkitousen but that Kanu bitch is nice.

>>1268432
You really don't want more female touhou fans to exist, I'm convinced they'll bring about the end of the world

>>1268436
>11 year old
>masturbating
>Also impossible

Hate to break it to you, bud, but...

11 year olds don't masturbate.


but I do.

>>1268447
lol secret pillowfort club

>>1268003
>>1268298
That's way too awesome to be true.

Why is Sion in OP's pic?

>>1268456
Too good to be true

>>1268456
lol, do you remember when we all made blanket forts and took pics?

That might have been back when we were still /a/

>>1268436
OP never said her sister was browsing /jp/
About the rest, it is possible, just very rare.
As in, a "full planetary alignment" rare.

>>1268436
>11 year old
>masturbating
>Also impossible
I've caught my seven year old sister masturbating.

>>1268458
Because she's a whore.

>>1268458

too lazy to copypasta the E-RIN armswing and too lazy to enable japanese typing too

>>1268450
wut? I started jacking off when I was 11...
Fuck... Now I feel old...

>>1268003
>on my Mac

I stopped here OP is obviously a troll

>>1268495
Everyone's a troll, didn't you know?

>>1268003

>>1268491

I can still remember jacking off and nothing coming out.

>>1268447
You have something against lesbian Touhou fans?

>>1268512
Yes.

>>1268514
I can still remember the first time I came was by without jacking off.

>>1268514
yeah, that did hurt back then...

>>1268450

God, schoolboy nostalgia.

The first time I came was to the Fox TV show "Boston Public." The cheerleading episode.

>>1268514
Wow, that would have been a scary experience.

>>1268522
Bah, Humbug!

>>1268536

You're not a girl, so why do you care?

>>1268536
I'm glad we could come to terms on this

>CEASE YOUR HOMOSEXUAL CONDUCT AT ONCE

>>1268566
Schizophrenic?

why are there two Remis in my /jp/?

>>1268566
Are you new, or blind

>>1268566
Because there's two fagets who couldn't be original about their tripfaggotry.

>>1268566
Two is better than one?

>>1268559
No.

>>1268566

They should fight to the death. There can be only one.

>>1268584
Yeah, 'cause being original is my top priority on 4chan

>>1268575
I've been here for well over a year now and I've only seen
>Remilia Scarlet !cDHwwwva1A

Regardless, you're now the imposter
>Remilia Scarlet !NOUx2Remio

>>1268600
Seconding this notion. Maybe they'll finish each other off and then there'll be no Remilia Scarlets.

>>1268613
But then who am I going to masturbate to?

>>1268619
The Flandre Scarlet tripfag?

>>1268619

>>1268623
He doesn't exist anymore

I'm the real Remilia Scarlet

fuck yeah loli bitches we be gettin those toHOES a good ass smackin

I AM SPARTACUS

Wait, no, that's not right.

The real Remilia wouldn't use a tripcode.

>>1268478

No, you didn't. You don't even have a sister.

http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl?task=thread&num=300000

━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

Wait, did I miss a sticky ban?

>>1268664
There was no sticky.

w
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>>1268674

You should do something about your doppleganger.

>>1268611
They both appeared, long, long ago.
One is a suppossed lesbian bitch, who I happen to see before he/she was this tripfiend, and the other, i donno lol...same person with schizophrenia, perhaps?
>>1268623
Unless you are talking about Flandreanonymous the hypocrite, no.

Also, source of this.

>>1270361
Until OP appears again, I redeem your fail through a sage.
JUSTICE.

Dear /jp/,

Yesterday, I accidentally walked in on my little sister(she's 11) masturbating to my pictures of Sanae on my Mac. I freaked the fuck out and ran out the door, locked myself in the bathroom and wept quietly while I masturbated to the memory. I'm really bad at talking to people and the idea of having to explain anything to my little sister fills me with dread and fear so I plan on just avoiding her for the next few years and hoping she forgets.

What about clones and being virgin?

Dear /jp/,

Yesterday, I accidently walked in on Sanae masturbating to my pictures of my little sister on my Mac. I told that masturbation is good and that everyone does it, and she was fine with that. /jp/, is there anything else I need to tell her? Sex education here is fucking lame, and I don't want to tell her anything false...

>>1270416
Your Sanae is a slut.

>>1270416
Wait... Who's Kanako's little sister?

>>1268613

>>1270425
SION.

Plug a USB cord in repeatly until she understands.

>>1268491
You didn't start masturbating till you were 11? By then I was already experimenting with anal stimulation at the same time as fapping. No idea when I actually started masturbating, long long time ago.

Masturbation was so much better when there was no messy ejaculation to deal with ;_;
I want to be the little boy again.