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Creep.

>>12685295
I swear I'm not! They just look like cotton candy, so tasty...

I bet she smells like death.

>>12685319
No! She smells like tutti-frutti!

I am a retard regarding deeper knowledge of japanese myth, so please help me here, where does ZUN get the connection between cherry blossom and death?

At layman's level, I thought cherry blossom is about welcoming new season/year, and it's time to be good and happy, not something as depressing as death?

>>12685335
It's about a myth of a poet who wanted to die beneath cherry blossoms

I usually don't link things, but as I am short of time, I reccomend you read some more information about this here:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Saigyou_Ayakashi

Sorry for being lazy.

I wonder what pre-suicide Yuyuko looks like

>>12685344
Thanks m8.

>>12685292
You see her sitting down, go to sniff her hair.
You're right by her, but she doesn't notice you, nose inches away from her hair.
You close your eyes and being to take a deep breath, suddenly her flat chested servant yummy or something calls out to her that food is done and she stands up right in the middle of you taking a deep breath and it now looks like you're sniffing her butt.
she's notices you and a look a fright crosses her face as she screams at the top of her lungs "pervert!"
This gets everyone's attention and raymoo punches you in the face then drags you away as the other 2hus look at you with disgust.
You are branded a sexual deviant by the village and ran outta town.
All because you thought yoyo's hair looked like cotton candy and would smell like it too.
life is suffering

>>12685346
Some people represent her with a darker hair and skin tone than post-suicide Yuyuko, like this pic >>12685306


>>12685359
That moment would be both glorious and sad at the same time.

But I could say I'd be happy.

>>12685359
I don't think Yuyuko is a person that would shout unnecessarily.

>>12685378
Yeah, Yuyuko is wise as fuck, she would probably tease you if you do that.

But the chance of running into her in the human village is rare as fuck anyhow, her main hangout is the Netherworld.

>>12685408
I want to be teased by Yuyuko-sama!

The TD's bad ending where Yuyuko teases Youmu by going around telling everyone she's a hermit with awesome supernatural power always puts a smile in my face.

I want to bury my dick in Yuyuko-sama's vagina and ejaculate deeply!

>>12685530
Lewd/Rude.

>>12685608
What should we do to avoid such behavior?

>>12685634
As a pastime, Yuyuko-sama likes to bully her gardener!

>>12685793
It's normal to bully Youmu.

>>12685798
But that's assault and battery, not bullying.
This is not okay!

>>12685805
That's called raising a child.
Spare the spanking, whipping, waterboarding and starvation, spoil the kid.

>>12685863
I'm glad that you'll never have children.

>>12685876
That's what the "To Tame Up a Child" book explained.
She's protesting too much? Let her starve, and give her a harsh spanking once she's too weak to move.
She keeps being a pest? Whip her in public until she passes out from the pain.

>>12685292
>I want to bury my face on Yuyuko-sama's chest and inhale deeply!
FTFY

>>12685882
What would it smell like?

>>12685892
10% sweat
30% sweet
30% Lavender
30% flowers

>>12685892
Nothing, probably.
She has ceased all vital functions (and a her corporeal form) long ago, and I doubt she scents her dress with perfume, unless it is relevant to one of her schemes.

>>12685880
That book should be titled "How to make your child want to murder you."

>>12685923
She eats and drinks tea tho

>>12685904
>>12685945
>>12685923
So she must smell like flowers and tea!

>>12685940
If Youmu has enough strength to lift her swords, it means you haven't been spanking her enough.

>>12685952
And mature maiden~

>>12685956
I want to watch cherry blossoms with Yuyuko-sama!

>>12685960
I want to torture Youmu with Yuyuko.

>>12685965
I want to bully Youmu with Yuyuko too!

>>12685965
I don't think it's nice to torture other people!

>>12685967
I want to have Youmu tied up and bent over a table while Yuyuko and I are playing rock/paper/scissor to decide who will be next to whip Youmu's bare bottom with a shot bamboo stick.

>>12685359
>You're right by her, but she doesn't notice you
am i Koishi?

Pink is always sex

>>12685970
I call shotgun

>>12685292
I might be spending too much time on this board. I read the OP as 'bury my face in Yuyuko-sama's tits and onahole deeply!'. You people are too lewd!

>>12686206
No! You're the lewd here, with this dirty mind clouding your thoughts!

But there's always a way to recover, don't despair. Help is near.

Do you regret your dessicions on your life, /jp/?

Please don't end yourself at the cherry blossom.

>>12686206
Funny, I read it as "I want to bury my face in Yuyuko-sama's hairy pussy and inhale deeply!"

>>12686206
>>12686789
Please do not sexualize the Ghostly Lady.

>>12686308
Why shouldn't I end myself at the cherry blossom?

>>12687089
You're supposed to bed yourself underneath them once Death seeks you, not vice versa!

>>12688215
But I don't know when this Death-san will seek me!

>>12688651
Me neither, but I'm pretty sure he'll announce himself in due time.
A being this old can't have bad manners!

>>12688663
I hope so... I don't like surprises!

I want to bury my face in Yuyuko'd lewd feet!

cutest ghost

sad ghost

I myself am thinking of a lower region.

I want to fuck Yuyuko-sama's rude tits and cum onto her cute face!

>>12692939
I really wanna have sex with an Elin, but there's no appropriate thread to post my desire in. Fuck everything.

It is said that she's one of the Yama's subordinates. I wonder how that's supposed to work. Also, her powers makes her closer to a grim reaper than a normal, straberry flavor ghost.

>>12685430
And poor Youmu is a gullible dorky girl that's scared of ghosts and work for one.

>>12685292
>I want to bury my face on Yuyuko-sama's cunny and inhale deeply!

>>12693013
She too mature to have cunny.

I would breathe in the scent of her fluffy cotton candy bush, though.

>>12692837
I bet her feet smell heavenly!

Lady Yuyuko has mastered the art of enticingly exposing her back!

Spooky bump from beyond the grave!

>>12685344
/jp/sies are so nice compared to other anons. I love you guys so much.

>>12695921
Giantess stuff I actually like!? Impossible!

>>12695965
Proper back exposure is the best way to be elegantly sexy.

Beautiful even on her original art.

Which 2hu can surpass her as the most joyfully smart 2hu? Absolutelly none.

>>12705453
Suika is Yuyuko improved. Better mind, power, influence, affluence, and body. And she doesn't need a child to do the dirty work for her; she can use anyone she wants, if she chooses not to do it herself.

>>12707199
Suika is a drunkard though.

>>12705453

it's true

>>12707208
What are you even saying? Drinking alcohol somehow makes you a lower person? She was introduced gathering people to party; this doesn't make her constantly wasted (put her arms down, Rumia fans!) And even so, she still beats the hell out of everyone, canonically beating even Reimu, all while revealing the insights of every single character involved. If you think alcohol lowers her functioning, imagine how much more powerful she'd be if she didn't have any in her.

Face it. Yuyuko doesn't like her because she KNOWS she's inferior to her. Once Youmu and Yukari get taken from her, the deal will be sealed. Get to it, NTRtists!

>>12707241
What is she pointing at?

>>12707246
Nah, I like wine but drinking too much makes you stink.

>>12707248
She wants you to check something.

>>12707241
>Transparent undergarment
How have so many fanartists missed this over the years?

Waking up besides the lady of the dead.

>>12711494
Waking up dead?

>>12711512

waking up stiff

This thread has put me in the mood to crack open a cold one.

>>12711540
If you know what I mean?

After playing IN again I feel as though Yuyuko would be an excellent wife

Or at least she seems to be aware of what being an excellent wife entails and is training Youmu for that purpose

>>12715116

Yuyuko would eat you

>>12707248
it is a mystery

I want to bury my face on Yuyuko-sama's butt and inhale deeply!

It has always been a mystery to me how Youki would even fathom leaving Hakugyokurou, considering how Yuyuko most likely seduced him and they ended up fucking like rabbits as a result. It's the reason why I never discounted the possibility that Youki and Yuyuko could've actually been Youmu's illegitimate parents.

Seriously, not even a badass stoic hermit like him would be able to resist being able to sexually reproduce with someone like Yuyuko.

>>12707246
[citation needed]

Yuyuko please sacare me!

Would Yuyuko be romantic?

Would she be interested in a relationship?

>>12686789
I want to do this too. And then lick until she wraps her legs around my head and forces me to make her cum before I can get any more air

>>12727667
I can imagine Yuyuko being quite a playful tease if she liked someone. Not in a lewd way but enough to get a guy flustered.