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nice thread

crazy original. You must have sat on this idea for a while before having the courage to post it. Sasuga OP *thumbsup*

i want meiling to crush my skull with her thighs

>>12669188
Are you trying to bully me, Anonymous?!

>>12669188

>>12669183
Well, I am at a loss for words!

More like Meileg

I love this image so much.

>>12669513
Why?

>>12669518
I love the colors, it's warm and relaxing.
I like the traditional Japanese-style background
I like the way the string on her leggings subtly digs into her skin
I love her face (the blush, the lips, the nose, and the beauty mark)
I love her clothing around her breasts and the bridal-style gauntlets
It's neat how the leaves falling down look like it's coming from the flower decorations on her clothing
I like the way the dragon's tail is positioned that makes it look like it's Meiling's.
I also like the contrast of the beautiful girl in front and a scary looking dragon in the back, which symbolizes her strength and connection with dragons.
Finally her bare skin looks really delicious.

>>12669513
Only thing this picture is missing is pants

>>12669549
Meiling looks better without pants!

>>12669550
No

>>12669555
But I can't see her delicious legs anymore!
It sucks!

>>12669563
Please don't sexualize Meiling's legs.

I'm in a pickle. I like her with pants and without pants.

Maybe no pants in summer only? That seems satisfying to me.

>>12669595
I guess that'll be ok.

Do you think she'd dislike it if I complimented her on the attractiveness of her legs?

>>12669634
I suppose it depends on how you say it. If you just bring it up out of the blue she'll probably think you're a creep.

>>12669645
>>12669652
Why are you loli-ing meiling?

>>12669645
remilia isnt remilia without being small

>>12669634
Meiling doesn't get a lot of compliments.

posting china in the china thread

china butt

>>12670046
>>12670051
posting china

>china thread
Unrefined and useless.

>>12670078

rude

big honkin' tits with Meiling!

I want to give her a sensual foot massage after a long day of training.

Would you do drugs with Meiling?

>>12670645
China is an opium-whore!

>>12670645
>>12670885
Meiling is not a weak minded druggie. Please cease this slander at once.

>>12670891
Sex for drugs with Hu Jintao!

How can she be strong and cute at the same time?!

I was just Meiling a letter......

hmm

I want to be friends with her. Maybe her student.

Nothing more!

>>12671294
It's not like there's anyone worthy enough to be anything more than her friend anyways

>>12671449
Who knows?

Reminder that Meiring is infinitely cooler with pants
Without she just looks stupid

Meiling-sama a commie.

>>12671557
And not the good kind!

>>12671515
Can't we just say she goes both ways?

>>12670645
Artist said it's just tobacco
Reimu is the only canon opium addict.

>>12671766
>she goes both ways
kek

>>12669183
I'm surprised no one posted the picture that goes with this statement yet

>>12672185

>>12671017
She grew.

>>12672633
I don't know Karaagetarou draws lewd

>>12672633
Giant Meiling is pretty badass

>>12672750
I want to lie on her big bum.

Mei Ling's big succulent tits. God how I wanna suck on those bad boys.

>>12672661
Saichiru, though.

Hong Miling.

>>12672859

>>12671834

reimu can't afford opium

>>12673085

honk meiling

>>12673095

wait that's not china

Is Meiling a prostitute?

>Separately, green hats are associated with infidelity and used as an idiom for a cuckold.[2] This has caused uneasiness for Chinese Catholic bishops, who in ecclesiastical heraldry would normally have a green hat above their arms. Chinese bishops have compromised by using a violet hat for their coat of arms. Sometimes this hat will have an indigo feather to further display their disdain for the color green.

>In ancient and modern Chinese culture, they can often be found in the decorations for weddings or royalty, along with dragons. This is because the Chinese considered the dragon and phoenix symbolic of blissful relations between husband and wife, another common yin and yang metaphor.

Is Meiling and Mokou a common pairing?

>>12673109
no

>>12673117
never seen it

Meiling is my friend

>>12673117
It should be. Then it'll be a pants party

>>12673088
It should be noted that she also has a big succulent dick in this doujin.

>>12673109

She's not a prostitute, but she is a slut that frequently sneaks out of work to go fuck a bunch of guys in the human village

>>12674631
Meiling questioning your sedentary lifestyle and suggesting that you start exercising with her, because you don't move very often and you worry her!

>>12674631
Meiling entering your space uninvited and waking you up because the sun's already up and there's a lot of work to do, and calling you a smart ass when you remark on her napping habits!

>>12674776
Coolest Touhous. Why are they not friends?

>>12670063
wrong china
but she's cute too

Hong Hong

>>12676051

>>12669513
thanks for the new background, kind anon.

Is Meiling gay?

>>12678263
Meiling needs a sweater!

>>12678263
>>12678334
I'd warm her up if you know what I mean ;)

>>12678347
By practicing Tai Chi in the morning with her?

>>12678360
Oh, I'd do some "tai chi" with her alright.

>>12678360

That is a very practical outfit!

>>12678369
Get in line then.

>>12678384

>>12678376
Woah, that's badass. Anymore picture of Meiling with that rainbow danmaku fist.

Meiling is my other waifu.

Hong Maleling

>>12678407

I have some somewhere. Just not sure where right now.

>>12678443

Hung Meling

>>12678474

Meiling, even

>>12678443
Hong Wuling

>>12678443

>>12678407
I'd rainbow her fist if you know what I mean!!!

>>12678442
>other waifu.

You sicken me.

>>12680727
All those cuts and bruises just to make THAT? Get lost loser, you can never be my wife if you can't cook

>>12680808

There was originally a lot more, but on the way to deliver it to you she got attacked by various 2hus jealous of her relationship with you. It was a great trial for Meiling, but her unwavering dedication and love for you gave her the strength to emerge victorious. However, the chocolate was damaged during the battle and this is all that's left.

For you to reject her, after she underwent all those hardships, simply because there isn't enough chocolate... You are too cruel, anon.

>>12678478

>>12682382
Cutest Meiling picture around.

>>12680835
Right? Free chocolate is free chocolate. Gimmie that shit, I'll eat it.

Meiling a useless shit. Why even have a gatekeeper when everyone and their mom can just fly over anyway?

Obligatory post of best Meiling:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbTgBxmXVds&index=3&list=FLKIbJnvKK_YUr5vJuHNS3zQ
Still no Episode 6 yet...

Guys get a life she is not real!!!!! The legs of a real girl are much better, and where they end is even better!
How can you fantasize over something that is not real.

>>12682462
Fuck off, Guile.

>>12682598
But I can see her plump legs, of course she must be real!

>>12682382
Meiling is restistant to your abuse!

I want to hug Meiling! I bet she's way t-taller than me.

>>12682598
>How can you fantasize over something that is not real.

That's exactly what a fantasy is, dummy!

>>12682939
Taller girls are the best!
Especially for hugs

>>12682983
I'm only 5'6", so it wouldn't be hard to find a taller girl.

>>12683094
You pretty much are a girl with that height...

>>12683276
Fat, hairy and manly looking...but I'll suck your dick while wearing a skirt if you like.

>>12683280
C'mon then bb ;)

>>12683285
Yes m-m-master~

>>12683296
lol jk
fag

What would Meiling's preferred fighting style/art be?

>>12683304
Gonna suck it anyway, make you a half faggot.

>>12683305
Every single Chinese martial art.

>>12683305
Baji, the most effective one

>>12683305

>>12683534
Love the part with the foot movements.

>>12683534
Meiling is sooo cool.

How can one girl be this perfect.

>>12683825
Far from perfect. She loses that fight, and loses it hard.

>>12683534
I'm trying to learn Chinese martial arts (bajiquan) because of this but it's kinds stupid, I don't think those techniques are effective in a real fight

>>12683840

Yeah but it's Yuugi. There is no shame in losing. It would be like losing to Mike Tyson in his prime.
Nobody is going to call you a bitch ass nigga for losing to Oni.

>>12684020
How dare you post a sample of such a lovely picture!

And yeah, losing to Yuugi is expected and excusable, but it still means she's not perfect.
That's good, though. Flaws only add to Meiling's character.

>>12679026
No Anon, I don't know what you mean

I love her

>>12684207
I assume you're meant to eat that pocky with it still in her breasts.

Meiling's cutest when she is being oppressed by big fat hermit tats.

>>12684211
Nah, someone played a prank on her. She doesn't even know it's there.

>>12684220
Perfect. Time to dig in!

>>12684227
Um, I think she might get upset if you just throw yourself at her breasts. Are you prepared for the consequences of such an action?

>>12684218
Sure, it looks sexy now, but just wait till she jiang-shi's her.

Any non-h doujin with Meiling depicted as a dragon incarnation?

>>12684238
Of course! I've got an excuse; I don't know she doesn't know about the pocky.

>>12684030

Ah thanks I gotta replace that image.

>>12684260
But you know that she doesn't know, you are being dishonest.

I'll never trust you again.

>>12684275
Nonsense. This conversation wouldn't have happened in the depicted situation. The scenario says it's a prank, but as a player in it I have no way of knowing that.

Meiling is Remi's mom.....

>>12684356
She's a very proud mom!

>>12684386
SDM's resident mom.

>>12684356
>>12684386
>>12684478
No, no, she's a big sister, not a mom.

>>12684485
Hmm, are you sure?

>>12684506
Yeah.

>>12684506

She won't be a mum until I knock her up, dude.

Remilia's issued Meiling a new uniform, but she's not having it. It's gotten to the point that Remi's had Patchouli summon up a tentacle monster to dress the gate guard by force.

Would you dress up Meiling in the humiliating outfit yourself? She'd be sparred the tentacle's caress, but her opinion of you could take a nosedive...

>>12684554
I think her uniform is pretty cool, so no.

>>12684633
Agreed. You think so, I think so, she thinks so.
But her boss doesn't think so, so away it goes. It's just a question of who does the replacing, you or the beastie.

>>12684649
I don't see why she'd do it if I told her, she could beat me up.

>>12684664
Don't worry about that. The criter'll hold her still.

>>12684683
I will never ally myself with a tentacle monster!

>>12684697
Understandable. They're pretty nasty creatures.
You're sure?

>>12684710
I'm sure. I can't really see any benefits to making her wear a skimpy outfit.

>>12684731
I see.

Well, fine, tentacles can handle it. Must feel terrible having those slimy, wriggling things slithering over your naked body with such a malicious purpose, but hey, at least you'll get out unscathed.

>>12684746
I'd save her ;)

>>12684754
Meiling's tough, anon. If a she's outmatched by a tentacled beast, what chance have you?

>>12684764
I'd pour salt on it. It's their biggest weakness.

>>12683856
Japanese martial artists have been saying this for centuries anon.

>>12684773
It's a magical monster, not a slug. Where would you get a pound of salt on such short notice anyway?

>>12684780
I always carry around salt just in case.

>>12684790
Liar. Hell, even if you do have a bunch of salt handy, if it's so dangerous to magical critters, it's not going to let you get close.

>>12684803
It already approached me and asked me to dress her up. That was his first and last mistake.

>>12684810
You're really confident in this salt.

>>12669183
Hey Anon's. What if- just what if- Meiling is an Immortal?
She was born in a proto-Celtic tribe in that Tarim Basin 3500 years ago.
Disgusted with taking heads, and constantly being hunted she took up Buddhism 3000 years ago and has spent most of the three millennia since moving from holy ground to holy ground across India, Tibet and China.
In the 1930s she was a Communist- hence the hat- who fled from Chaing Kai-Shek into the International Community in Shanghai and fell in with Remi and Co. and joined them as she was impressed that there were other forms of immortal out there and these ones didn't want her head.
Sound like fun?

>>12684820
All that matters is if you believe.

>>12684827
Hmm, I don't know. I don't think it suits her.

>>12684827
How did she got supernatural kung-fu powers then?

>>12684832
...uh-huh. You're sure about that.

>>12684840
Why shouldn't I be?

>>12684852
Well, what if it doesn't work?

>>12684856
Then I will try a new approach.

I will throw pepper at it.

>>12684835
3000 years of moving from monastery to monastery, both Daoist and Buhddist studying martial arts.
Face it she is not bright enough to learn how to be a scribe or contemplate metaphysics so she studied unarmed combat and agriculture.
Now she is on her way to being a Youkai in a similar way to Tewi and Yuuka.
But there really were tall red-haired people in North West China in the early Bronze Age. So a red haired blue or green eyed Chinese is not impossible provided you can cover the 3000 years in between.

>>12684859
Brilliant. Might make Meiling sneeze.
Is that the extent of your plan? Throw stuff at the thing until it goes away? I'm not seeing that doing much besides keeping a witness around for Meiling's stripping and dressing.

>>12684870
The tentacle monster doesn't have a nose or eyes?

Ok, then. I'll just say I'm going to help it change Meiling and then, when it let's it's guard down, I will strike it's most vital point.

>>12684877
It's a mass of tentacles, it doesn't have any vital points.
Damn it, man, if you're willing to just do it yourself, why not say so in the first place?

>>12684897
So what? This things indestructible? The tentacles have to have a point they're coming from and I'd imagine that's it's vital point.

Besides, why is it doing this? It's just gonna put her in that skimpy bikini and walk away? What's it's end game?

>>12684915
see >>12684554

>>12684925
...If I take out Patchouli, would the monster go away? Perhaps I can convince Remilia that this isn't the best thing to do.

>>12684930
"Take out" a mansion resident in order to protect the mansion guardian's pride? Don't do that.
As for Remilia...maybe? Probably not, if the issue's gotten this far. She's stubborn, you know?

>>12684943
I can't imagine Meiling will have much respect for Remilia if she actually goes through with this.

"If you do this, Meiling will lose her respect for you and leave."

Something like that should do it unless Remilia doesn't really care about her.

>>12684960
Oh?

Man, this is going a lot longer than I thought it would.

mah pics

>>12684972
It's not like I've got anything better to do...

let's play mahjong with Meiling

>>12684820

Not to interrupt the Merin getting forced dressed/undressed by tentacles debate.

But this image is very hot.


Ok carry on.

>>12684979
Yeah, but I expected to get to the conclusion awhile ago.

Shouldn't worry about Meiling leaving, by the way. Remi knows what's what.

>>12684988
Isn't it?
Love that face. It's like she's reacting to you reacting to the picture.

>>12669183
Meiling-sama is so cool⸮

>>12684989
I'm pretty sure she'd leave. Why would she work for someone that doesn't respect her and has a tentacle monster to humiliate her?

>>12684992

Yes it is very nice.

>>12684997
That's just how Remilia works. She's just gotta get her way; if Meiling had relented earlier and just worn the thing from the start, there'd be know tentacles at all.
Meiling might be protesting more than usual if Remilia had to go this far, but it's not THAT unusual for the mistress to act like this. So if Meiling was going to leave, she'd have done it by now.

>>12685010
.....What? I don't think Remilia behaves this way...

>>12685010

This puts me in mind of that Kasumi Rebirth game.

>>12685022
You don't think she doesn't take no for an answer? I would say otherwise.

>>12685025
Meiling Rebirth? Oh god, I wish. That would be fantastic.

>>12685026
I don't think she would do something like this in the first place.

However, if in your scenario she is, this is just status quo in the SDM and it'd be just another stupid thing to put up with.

So, in conclusion, I wouldn't bother with it.

>>12685035
It's more extreme than usual, probably. I just meant Meiling's not going anywhere.
Wouldn't bother with whatnow?

>>12685047
Everyone has their breaking point.

Beyond telling Remilia what I said I'd tell her, I'd just fucking stay out of it. I really can't imagine Meiling would continue working there if she's forced to wear a slutty bikini as a uniform.

>>12685069
Fair point.
You'd walk away, then? Stick with the answer from >>12684710?

>>12685088
Sure.

>>12685097
I see.
It's fair decision, really. She doesn't hate you, the inevitable bikini happens, maybe she'll quit and move on to greener pastures...really the best outcome you could hope for in this scenario. If the tentacles didn't have orders besides dressing Meiling in this skimpy outfit, I'd say you'd made the right choice.

>>12685120
I guess...

>>12685135
Is something wrong?

>>12685147
This was your plan from the beginning, wasn't it?

>>12685154
Yeah. Two possible scenarios.
One, anon leaves the stripping to the tentacles. Meiling struggles, but gets suited up as said, but her resistance there is the last straw. A servant being this disobedient, to the point her master needs to send a fucking monster to subdue and force her to follow orders, is not acceptable. Corrections need to be made.
OR, two, anon strips and dresses her. Tentacles hold her still then leave, Remilia is satisfied, Meiling is ashamed and furious with you. And a couple weeks or so latter, with the fight over, Remilia's moved on to something else, Meiling's back in her usual garb, and has calmed down enough to forgive you. All's well.

>>12685173
Whatever, I'll just pound on the now sex crazed Meiling ;)

You gotta take victories wherever you can find them, my friend.

>>12685179
Heh, right. Wasn't going to go all the way, but since you brought it up...
Any last words to the gate guard before she loses it?

>>12685188
"You only YOLO once"

>>12685190
Oh, you're no fun.
Bye bye, Meiling.

...aaaand couldn't stick the landing. Hooray.

>>12685195
Is there a tag or something I can use for this pressing face against invisible wall thing?

>>12685195
Thanks for the debate. It was very intellectually stimulating ;)

>>12685200
fourth_wall and against_glass

>>12685204
Was it really? Be honest.

>>12685207
I'm always honest.

>>12685209
Are you?
This was kinda practice for some other thing. It's important.

mah pics

>Absolutely no sneaking food allowed.

>>12685218
It was fun. I wouldn't say it was intellectually stimulating, though.

>>12685232
I'll take that. Thank you.

>>12685235
np

i just want meiling to kick my ass and crush all my bones with her thighs

You will never get to be Meiling's partner gate guard, snuggled up next to her under a warm blanket on a cold day, her resting her head on your shoulder and falling asleep...

What types of Chinese remedies does she know? Any aphrodisiacs?

>>12669193
>>12683534
Next episode when

>>12686448
>What types of Chinese remedies does she know?
A few.

>Any aphrodisiacs?
A few.

>>12686442
Guards are supposed to stay awake.

>>12686546
What's the name of the manga where she holds it on so long, she refills the sdm's lake after a drought?

>>12686559
Um...what?

>>12686546
Meiling is truly the perfect waifu. She's so knowledgeable.

>>12686573
You know. It also has the fairies flying around inside, shitting everywhere.

>>12686553
Why do you think she needed a partner gate guard in the first place? She's the muscle, the other's the not-falling-asleep-and-waking-Meiling-when-anyone-tries-to-break-in specialist

Meiling Kick!

Pants > dress

>>12671017
>no Overlord or Emperor
One fucking job.

The gate guard and the librarian... what sort of relationship do they have?

Meiling has confessed to you!

>>12689426
Does Meiling even know what love is?

>>12689426
Go away China i don't want you.

I want to hold hands with Meiling

>>12689426
Damn, she beat me to it...

>>12689649

Why you must remind me of this urge? It's painful to desire impossible happiness.

>>12689704
It's really not that special, especially if she has sweaty hands, and you can't interlock your fingers if her hands are too small. Meiling has huge, rough and calloused hands so that last part shouldn't be a problem.

>>12683856
Its alright, Yuugi fights back using pro wrestling so they're evenly matched when it comes to effectiveness in the real world

>>12689845
I want to wrestle with Meiling!

>>12689867
That grin. Enjoying beating up people weaker than you, Yuugi, you asshole?

>>12689874
>not wanting to Squash Meiling

living the dream

>>12689883
>>12689867
I want Yuugi to beat the everliving shit outta me!

>>12689883
Post the next one.

>>12689896
?

>>12689902
Naw, the other no sell part after >>12689883

>>12689905
I have two more "noselling" webms.

I don't think i have Meiling jumping sobat that makes Yuugi sell a bit

>>12689912

>>12689917
>tfw i always think Meiling is going to have her hand pierced because of the horn

Thats dangerous Meiling!

>>12689912
Yeah, that's it. Love Yuugi's "well? Come on." thing.

>>12689883
I love how she lost her balance after the solid back kick, it's like when you fight against a tree

Please wait a minute, please wait a moment, please don't go away

>>12689874
She is an oni, by definition she is an asshole. Especially when drunk.

>>12690637
I knew they loved to drink, fight, and party, but assholes?

>>12690606
Hm?

I want Meiling to sit on my face!

>>12690741
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfNAKAOzs2g

>>12689845

The look of disgust on Remi's face cracks me up every time.

>>12711419
God she's such a cunt in this series.

>>12683856
They are not, Karate is far more effective. Having said that, it cannot hurt to learn Chinese martial arts and if you get good enough you will still be able to beat most people.

>>12673088
>>12674787
S-sauce, please...

>>12686546
I want to see slutewi go on a sexual rampage after ingesting too many aphrodisiacs.

>>12727751
http://exhentai.org/g/355901/cc1381e2fb/

I wish to see a doujin where Yuugi ravages Meiling sexually without any dicks, just horns.

Would Meiling mentor you in ways of the chinese martial arts /jp/?

>>12728896
what about dick horns?

>>12730091
Ha. Think you're up to Meiling's training?

>>12730548
Yes, I will be willing to go through whatever she asks of me.

Would you rather go for a walk along the lake shore or take a nap at the gate with China?

>>12730827
Good! 200 laps 'round the lake!

>>12730853
Awake but away from the gate, or at the gate but asleep. Neither is acceptable.

>>12711419
Why is she so dark skinned in these videos?

>>12730914
200 laps around the lake? Swimming or running?

>>12730926
looks pretty pink to me

>>12730914
Doesn't sound very hard, maybe. I ran 12 km on Sunday.