/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12664010
a moo-moo dressed up in winter clothing, going ice-skating with her human boy when?

>>12664012
A Hinezumi swing dancing in a prohibition-era bar, setting everything on fire when?

>>12664014
We need to push a Hinezumi facing off against an Oni in a street fight, or Hinezumi art in general

>>12664019
I'm gonna take a shot at Flapper Hinezumi once I'm done with all this graduation and new job bullshit, so like in a month and a half probably? Speaking of which, that one guy still hasn't written Anal-Urethral Slime Ouroboros like he said.

>>12664021
>Anal-Urethral Slime Ouroboros
>even wanting that in the first place

>>12664021
>Anal-Urethral Slime Ouroboros
You consistent pervert.

I wanna go hunting with her.

>>12664029
>go hunting with her
You mean you want to play "huntress" with her?

still my favorite

>>12664032
But Undine is best element you fool!

>>12664021
>Anal-Urethral Slime Ouroboros
too spooky and gay

>>12664035
>a guy and a girl having sex is gay
Not again...

>>12664035
>>12664036
Just stop right now. Everybody just fucking stop, we're not even 15 posts in. Leave it be.

>>12664041
Let's talk about this kitty. She's so cute, isn't she?

>>12664029
>Go hunting with her
>She leaves you right off the bat, without even a trace of her even coming with you
>You end up looking for her like a lost puppy in the forest all day
>With nothing of any trance of her existence, you clutch onto the hope that she's somewhere, and end up spending the night in a cave, swearing to search for her in the morning
>You wake up with a jolt. It just occurred to you
>YOU'RE the one being hunted

>>12664042
Yes she is! Is she royalty or something?

>>12664042
I have a sudden urge to pet her

>>12664044
She's the goddess of my nutbladder~

What about this kind of cat girl?

>>12664052
I have a sudden urge to pet her. This weakness of mine will be the death of me one day

>>12664052
She was great. She even let Luka go. If Paradox ever gets translated, she's in my team.

>>12664052
Too furry.

>>12664010

Whenever I see this girl's face, I always imagine her as an overall serious, yet smug woman who hasn't felt love in a long time. Her sheer expression tells that she's eager to "feel young" again, but is somehow hesitant, as her lack of experience made her kind of unsure on how to do things right, willing to let you take the lead.

Well, she's waiting for an answer. Would you? I would.

>>12664042
Too bad that game is shit
But it inspired some doujins

>>12664049
Oh hello fellow Bastet lover.

She carried my ass through so many dungeons

>>12664061
I would if I knew how.

>>12664061
I would. At least, I'd try

>>12664029
Maybe. It could start nice but end like >>12664043

How about her as a teacher?

>>12664061
I would, for hours in every hole, eventually running out of condoms and "having" to bareback her. I'd promise to pull out but instead jizz as deep inside her as I could while screaming that I love her and want her to bear my child.

>>12664073
>teacher
I'd finally become the teacher's pet.

>>12664073
Was meant for >>12664031

>>12664010
>bobcut
>beautiful and elegant
No.

>>12664052
>sandpaper cat tongue
>inside her vagina
Who thought that was a good idea?

Reminder

Horsepussyfag headcanon is hilariously ridiculous.

>>12664094
Nice, an extra hole for gangbangs.

>>12664094
No room for a womb at the front ∴ no front vag, or a vestigial one at best. Impregnating a centaur is basically bestiality.

>>12664097
>have to draw lots to decide which poor sucker gets stuck with the horse pussy

>>12664105
Wouldn't the poor sucker be the one who gets the horse's anus?

>>12664034
>not Ignis

Filthy heretic.

>>12664105
>It takes an hour to decide who gets the horse pussy before the gangbang even begins
>The captive Centaur at this point is bored out of her mind and fell asleep
>Everyone ends up calling it a day since it took too long and their drive dissipated as time went on

>>12664108
Didn't even think of that.
Two poor suckers.

>>12664094
I thought they were both human, oh well.

>>12664113
>rear vagina has also changed...
It's basically a human pussy where the horse pussy would usually be.

>>12664108
>>12664112
Heh.

http://pururin.com/gallery/5161/hyakki-yakou-lv-1-jingai-shoukan.html

>>12664115
Such a slutty horse...
Bad Horse, Bad Horse~

>>12664114
>Aside from the horse vagina

>>12664115
Bestiality is not allowed on this website.

>>12664012
>a warm, soft, bundled up holst would be very very cute
> a cow-like toque with parts for her ears and horns
>thick mufller/scarf, long enough to share

>>12664122
Cute.

>>12664122
>Monster Girls
>bestiality
Bitch-kun, don't you really have anywhere else to be?
>>12664124
Yes. YES.

>>12664115
What exactly is even supposed to be the appeal of centaurs?

>>12664012
You will never sneak up on a holst and thoroughly molest her breasts leading her to orgasm.

Why is life so shit?

>>12664130
Knighthood?

>>12664127
If you find her horse half attractive enough to want to fuck it, you'd probably fuck a real horse too.

>>12664130
I'm not a centaurfag, I just like fapping.

>>12664132
>Why is life so shit?
Because the gods are cruel and capricious.
>>12664135
>Monster Girls are animals
Bitch-kun go home, I won't pay attention to you anymore.

>>12664139
Her lower body looks identical to a horse.

>>12664139
He's got you there you know, that's not an MGE centaur, she has a horse vagina.

>>12664140
And a werewolf's ears are identical to an actual wolf's. I'm still gonna pet them like a motherfucker.

>>12664146
But that's not sexual, not like fucking wolf pussy.

Stop bitching about Centaurs and go hug an Elf. They're badly hug-starved.

>>12664148
AURAL SEX

>>12664151
I'll go as far as a gentle dick taco, and no further.

>>12664153
Reverse dick taco is the best. She can hear the balls slapping on her skull and the jizz shoots out for that easy cleaning action.

>>12664150

What monsters need hugs the most?

>>12664148
>not fucking bitch pussy

>>12664166
Pharaoh. She's gone without proper human contact for far too long.

Let's not have another huge argument about what's "acceptable" when it comes to sex with monster girls.

>>12664173
We're not, we're hugging and cuddling.

>>12664175
Ahem, that was the wrong picture.

>>12664175
Do you have any pictures of cuddly slimegirls?

>>12664183
I wonder why the cuddly slime girls are often drawn with oversized arms/hands. Better hugs? Looks cute?

>>12664167
I meant literal animal pussy, and no, I ain't fucking no dog pussy you freak.

>>12664183
Is it okay if they're cuddling one another?

>>12664175
I want a serial hugger jinko.

>>12664187
For comfort? Sure. Yuri? See what happens fucker.

>>12664188
>This is Timmy, before
She shows a picture of a crying shota
>This is Timmy, changed
Same shota, now smiling with a blush
>Do you see!?
>>12664190
Hugs are not sexual.

>>12664184
I guess it's harder to show that she's made out of slime if the hands and fingers look like a human's, only coloured and transparent.
That extra round, balloonish feature helps make her appear more fluid I suppose.

Are you ready to take responsibility?

>>12664198
Yes, I already fueled my flamethrower.

Remember to praise the moon every night with your apophis waifu before bed.

>>12664195
>Hugs are not sexual.

I'm not sure about that.

>>12664201
Not this again... I hope you get haunted.
>>12664203
So how's that revolution from last thread going.

>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and her Boyfriend.
>'GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!'
>'You got a Promotion!?' Gracie is now 4 months along and showing (thought it's mostly her overeating)
>'No, but I got us a free copy of Bayonetta 2! 60 Bucks Saved.'
>'Joy.'
>You sit down next to her as she heaves herself into a sitting position. 'Let's fire this bad girl up. You first beautiful.'
>Gracie puts the controller on her stomach and starts to play, within the hour she ragequits
>'Man Screw this.'
>'Gracie...it's on 2nd Climax, it's easy, come on.'
>'Fuck you! you do it if it's so easy!'
>You do so, as she begins to tear up in every eye before running off. 'Gracie?'
>You follow her into the kitchen where she's stuffing her face. 'Gracie what are you doing?'
>'I'm eating myself to a heart attack! All I'm good for is being a fat piece of shit! I can't play games, I can't be a mother, I can't even find a job to help support us!'
>'Hey now, stop it!' You hug her and kiss her forehead.
>'Come on Gracie don't act like that. Who always finds the secrets I can't because of her eyestalks?'
>'M-me?'
>'Who has an encyclopedic knowledge of every game with a female protagonist regardless of how shit it is?'
>'Me.'
>'Whose the cute, soft, loveable Gazer carrying my child?'
>'Me!'
>'Who wants to do a Sonic 2006 LP for my amusement?'
>'ME!...WAIT NO! GOD DAMN IT!'

>>12664197
I guess that makes sense, regular, small human hands made out of slime honestly just don't look right to me. Then again I harbor a general dislike for slime girls that basically just look exactly like humans, just made out of jello, looking 100% solid, right down to having fucking hair.
Pic related, how I like my slime girls.

>>12664207
That was mean-spirited of you.

/mgg/'s been getting too elitist and nitpicky lately. Flamethrower this, ugly monster parts that. What's going on?

>>12664210
All LPers must do a full Sonic 2006 LP, it's their right of passage, their final trial.

>>12664209
>That slime pudge
I want to be enveloped in her softness

>>12664216
Bitch-kun is Legion. Ignore it and keep up with the cute things. Like Elves in one pieces.

>>12664216
Hey, fuck you, spiders have always been made for burning.

>>12664224
But this is a monster girl thread.

>>12664227
>Elves are not Monster Girls
This is bait.

>>12664168
I'd love to hug a haughty queen like a Pharaoh.
>S-stop! What are you doing?! GUARDS!
>No! Stop stroking my hair!
>Don't squeeze me so hard...
>Wait...! Don't- don't stop yet...

How can you fags justify this?
Wanting to fuck and mate with what is essentially half-animals or insects, often with multiple eyes, limbs, tentacles, scales, tails or slime filth, basically freaks of nature, existing solely to be slain.
This goes against the very concept of humanity and against our Lord and savior in the heavens.

>>12664236
>It's okay my queen...
>You don't have to be so strong all the time...
Damn.

>>12664224
One pieces are the best swimsuits for any girl, humanoid or abomination.

>>12664216
>lately

Less bitching, more hugs.

>>12664238
Yay, there are paladins left!

I mean it, you guys get so faggy sometimes a purge is needed.

>>12664239
>I'd love you even if you weren't the queen.
>Pharaoh biting back tears
This new form of bullying is exquisite. I'll have to keep it in mind.

>>12664242
Damn fact. One pieces are a miracle of the universe

>>12664226
It only makes them hotter.

>>12664243

I've seen it before, but it seems to be extra fucky right now. This is the third thread in a row.

>>12664238
>existing solely to be lain.
Fixed that for you, its easy to accidentally hit another key so don't sweat it.

>>12664209
I'm of that opinion too. I want a slimegirl who looks all looks all curvy and dripping, who spills out from my arms when I hug her, giving to a touch like custard.
I want to take a bath in her, and be submerged in her while her human self pools out to fill the tub below her waist. I want to fall asleep hugging her, taking comfort in the slight amount of resistance she forms and uses to simulate hugging and caressing.

>>12664243
I want to see that fluffy dog as a fluffy dog girl

>>12664238
>implying humans aren't the freaks of nature, trying to subjugate and destroy everything just to satisfy their ego
>implying MGs aren't raping and kidnapping simply to perpetuate their race as nature dictates
>implying tail-less half-monkeys aren't worse than half-wolves or half-lizards
>implying humans don't exist solely to be bred by MGs

keep deluding, buckethead

>>12664052
>that braid
[heavy breathing]

>>12664251

White phosphorous and thermite. I don't care how strong ushi oni think they are, when I'm through, there will be nothing but ash.

>>12664252
Third? I was here for the kilometric argument about monster parts last thread but, really? Not that it matters, embrace the hatred.

>>12664256
I wish KC would do a dog girl already. Too bad most mystical dog creatures in legend are evil as fuck.

>>12664275
>most mystical dog creatures
Fun fact: in the Silmarillion, Sauron literally loses a fight against a dog.

>>12664275
>embrace the hatred
We really don't need all this bullshit here.

>>12664209
slime hookers
>not now boner we're in public

>>12664268
>trying to subjugate and destroy everything just to satisfy their ego

Traitor kun, fuck or be fucked.

>implying humans don't exist solely to be bred by MGs

This type of thinking is what creates paladins, you stupid Echidna.

>>12664238
Yeah, well that's like, your opinion man.

>>12664275
I wish KC would do a nuckelavee girl already. Flayed plague-bearing man-horse moe~

>>12664282
That was only because the dog would only die to a werewolf and Sauron's werewolfin' skills were not up to snuff.

>>12664268

>implying humans aren't the freaks of nature, trying to subjugate and destroy everything just to satisfy their ego

More like trying to subjugate and destroy anything that proved to be as smart and crafty, if not better, than ourselves for the fear of being the ones to be exterminated by them.

>>12664282
A normal dog? Sure, a Tolkien dog, but, still?

>>12664283
I agree, still, where do you think you are?

>>12664292
Didn't make it any less hilarious. Beren was all
>Let us pass or we're telling Morgoth you lost to a dog!
>Okay dude, whatever!

>>12664256
Well, how do you make a dog-girl resemble a big, cheerful lump of fuzz like that?
I picture her as kind of chubby. Enough so that between the chub and the abundance of fluff, you might think "furball" would be an apt nickname for her. Always happy and upbeat, kind of touchy-feely, but maybe a little slow to clue in on some things. She might not get a more complex joke until a few seconds after everyone else there, but she's still capable of holding a mature conversation. When she feels like it.

>>12664293
There, totally justified, survival of the species and all that.

>>12664268
>implying tail-less half-monkeys aren't worse than half-wolves or half-lizards

Implying implications. What can they do but spread fear and slowly push us closer to oblivion?

Heretic scum. You dare lay with the monsters!

>>12664302
Blesst art the man who loveth the Monster!

>>12664297
maybe put her in a sweater or wearing a scarf

>>12664292
>>12664292
I have never NOPED so hard since the first time I watched Fukuro. Alone In the dark. At two am. SOBER.

>>12664304
The only good monster is a burning one.

>>12664308
Come now, you get in the pond for a little skinny-dipping and you can't even see her!

>>12664302
No paladin, you are the heretic. My god is a great god, Hathor loves all and isn't a dirty pie stealer. You will see the light one day, don't worry.

>Matangos got toned down pretty hard from their initial version
>They're no longer completely stationary, and they no longer turn you into a mindless sex toy fused to her body
>You just turn into a regular incubus with a mushroom cap on your head

Do you still dislike them?

Try not to use up the image count too quickly you Pro monster vs Paladin fags.

>>12664314
Can you post the description?

>paladins

Adorable. Will we ever get more Deruella art?

>>12664316
I plan to go back and delete some of my pictures anyway. Unless janitor-kun does it for me first.

>>12664311
Oh? You like it hot, eh?

>>12664312
This thing attacks as you swim?? I am never going to water outside a shower again.

>>12664321
I'm sure the Sahaugins and the Näkkis will protect you...

>>12664320
I-i would never touch a filthy monster. YOU MUST be purged!

>>12664319
I like the play, it's just, you know, monstegirls.

>>12664320
Mai knigga. You can fuck my daughteru anytime.

>>12664322
What's a nakki?

>>12664326
A Finnish beastie, lurks in the ponds, waiting to snatch you.

>>12664307
Yeah, that's the stuff. She's a winter girl, through and through. Maybe with a white wool hat which her ears poke through.
Even though she's so resilient to the cold, she's always wearing that hat and a big, thick sweater that doesn't seem to hide her curves in the slightest.
That, or a big, fluffy onesie.

So shit got updated again. Now I really just have two more mini-chapters before things start to go downhill in earnest. In this MC gets more annoyed about being a group project and a fairly articulate argument is made.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon

In other news, "Joined: 201 days ago." That surprised me when I saw it. I really didn't think that much time had passed. I've been completely failing to write smut for a while now.

>>12664025
I remembered that there's an actual picture of that somewhere.

>>12664328
>Google it
>get a bunch of images of hot dogs and this thing
>the nakki drowns children

Huh, so it's not all bad.

>>12664287

I am the man who evacuates villages during MG raids, promising mothers to find a safe place to hide their shota sons, only to set them loose in an amazoness village.

I am the valiant warrior who sells his bodyguarding services to vulnerable merchant convoys, only to abandon them near an ushi-oni cave.

I am the good samaritan who gives naked drifters his red cloak and leads them to food and shelter, only to find a minotaur labyrinth instead.

I am the priest who preaches hellfire and chastity, only to draw magic circles in my churches to summon succubi for of all my faithful parishioners.

I feed starving peasants with shotafication cookies and aphrodisiac-laced bread, while wolf-calling for rape-hungry beasts. I lead marauding oni bandits to quiet seaside cottages to pleasantly surprise their owners. I help lost tourists find the mantango fields they were so anxious to visit. I sail passenger ships as the great captain, only to lead it into dangerous waters and abandon ship in my own personal life raft when the mermaid pirates attack.

I am Traitor-kun.

>>12664297
How would you make a fluffy dog girl look good though? Unless you mean just a regular dog girl in fluffy clothes.

>>12664334
Traitor-kun, you will be rewarded as a traitor deserves...

>>12664332
Of what? Slime girl urethral insertion?

>>12664334
6/10

Made me raise my eyebrows.

>>12664338
No no no, it's an anal insertion, and she uses osmosis/slime magic to transfer through to his testicles, where he comes her out. Constantly. An orgasm of slimegirl that lasts as long as she wants it to, filtering back into him over and over and over while he's utterly helpless to do anything but surrender to such intense, alien pleasure.

>>12664334

>>12664344
It reminds of that cap where a guys art project was placed next to a wood carving of a guy sucking himself off.

>>12664344
I don't want balls the size of Iowa pumpkings.

>>12664334
Mein neger.

>>12664352
She's not going to inflate your testicles. Unless you want that. She'll keep the mass flow rate to a perfectly safe level.

I wonder how long it'd take for her to make someone literally cum out an entire bathtub.

>>12664331

Fuck yes.
Still the best story in the pastebin.

threadly reminder that milfs > lolishit

>>12664358
That depends. If she went through fast, would you die?

>>12664334
Traitor-kun is certainly not the hero we need.

>>12664334
You did well except for the mermaid pirates, it's not like they can fly, they hover. Be more believable if it was Scylla.

>>12664336
>>12664346

You will never catch me, I could be anyone.

The pleasant old innkeeper who decides to room you with a dark elf traveler. The naive young lad who asks for protection in the jinko-infested jungles. The humble day-laborer with secret ties to Sabbath operatives. The mild-mannered scholar versed in portal-opening necromancy. The virgin wizard who has gleefully turned his powers to evil.

The day you sentence me to death by lamia pit is the day beezelbub swarm arrives.

I will always be beside you in your moments of innocence and chastity, whispering, guiding you to the right path of utter debauchery and enslavement.

>>12664094
Not in my head-canon.

>>12664361
Nah. She's already going from your ass to your testicles somehow, so let's just say that she's using slime magic to perfectly accommodate herself to your body's comfort.
You might be exhausted and sore for a few hours (or a dozen) after the act, but your body won't be changed or harmed in any way.

>>12664362

In these harsh times, the best defense it to hide in a library somewhere and hope for the best.

>>12664360
Amen brother.

You forgot CCs.

>>12664368
We've been over this, that just doesn't work. At the very latest you'd get picked up by a nice sorceress...
>>12664365
>The pleasant old innkeeper who decides to room you with a dark elf traveler
So I have you to thank for my new wife? Thank you kind anon!

>>12664370

A sorceress could work, but mostly I'd rather hide there and know that monsters would be unlikely to come in.

>>12664370
>>12664368

I wonder what places a human would be safe from the menagerie of MGs?

or how many monsters try to rape a human man in the span of a single day. I suppose that would depend on where he lived.

>>12664344
Kinda reminds me of this h-manga I read years ago, about some chick who found a spellbook and turned her into some femdom batman-esque superhero.

One of the guys she ended up offing died in the way you're describing. He was a douche though, so, karma

>>12664365
Implying I can't smell the stink of monster on you.
Implying we won't break your body in ways as to make the chief god herself squirm.
Implying you shall escape our righteous fury and divine wrath.

And while your soul tumbles into the blackness, we shall rise, and share in the glory or our lord, ever ready to strike sown the wicked and the foul.

>>12664360
Christmas Cakes are superior to both.

>>12664374
But libraries are where studious magicians come to! And being tucked away in the countryside, your library is likely the only one for hundreds of miles! If it's not MG sorceresses, it's Wizards, and horny Monster Girls can smell Wizards from faaaar away. They make a magic circle to protect the place? Too bad! A Wurmhole opens up on the floor!

>>12664366
What is your canon?

>>12664365
You are my nigga, now and forever more..

>>12664365
Beelzebub swarms, hordes of Wererabbits eating the crops, P'Orc bandits, Dark Elf raiders, A Dragon who lives in a tall mountain that demands monthly tribute that includes a man from the village, dressed in nothing but a gift ribbon. Or else she'll burn down everything.

Village life isn't easy.

>>12664360
I wish we had more images of MG's havign casual fun. So much of the material is of just one individual.

>>12664388
That's that violence inherent in the system I keep telling you about. What we need is to form an autonomous collective.

>>12664378
Yeah, well, don't be a douche to your slimegirl waifu, then. If she has a core, show your love to her by gently rubbing it often, like a massage.
Treat her once in a while, maybe take her out to a restaurant. Share a bottle of wine or champagne with her. But make sure she doesn't get too cloudy or bubbly!

Name of that H-manga?

>>12664376
Silly anon, there is no truly safe place from MGs.

Now the SAFEST place might be on a ship hurtling away from the earth, that's riddled with runes and magic circles for additional protection.

>>12664395
Even that does absolutely nothing against Wurmholes though.
S is for Spacetime!
captcha: Fertility. It's a sign!

>>12664384
The only choice is to form a magic guild and make a pocket dimension.

Or, for a lone magician, transfer his consciousness into a non fleshy body while petrifying his body and hiding it somewhere.

>>12664399
>only have a mind
That's okay, Nightmares for you!

>>12664397
Fuck off alphabet tard.

>>12664376
The only way to be "safe" is to settle down with one of your rapists and let her mark you as her territory so that you won't be taken by other MGs.

>>12664402
Implying you'd need to sleep in a non mortal body. Implying you can't just use focus stones to keep fatigue away. You unvirgin pleb.

>>12664397
>Interdimensional wurms
>The ability to tunnel not just through earth, but the fabric of space itself
>No matter what reality they end up in, with whatever set of new physics, their sheer invulnerability keeps them alive and cognizant

>>12664405
Deruella pls.

>>12664332
Welp, I found it for you.
http://imgur.com/bDChLnG

>>12664406
Hey, it's a Warlock's life for me!
>>12664407
That was to be something I would address in Wurm Wrangler, yes.

>>12664410
That looks like something you'd see in a museum.

>>12664411
Warloks don't have to be virgins?

Serious talk, is this a joke or for real? You really have to be a virgin to be a wizard? Like, in DnD canon?

>>12664411
>That was to be something I would address in Wurm Wrangler, yes.

So what, you're just going to go full Tengen Toppa? Wrestling wurms into pocket dimensions designed purely to hold them, while they attempt to dig out?

>>12664409
Not even Druella, it's true. You could either live your life in fear of rape and enslavement at the hands of some awful MG, or you could find a MG to treat you nice and protect you so that everyone knows you're already some MG's fucktoy. A man can't be independent in this world without a MG behind him.

>>12664389
Agreed, we need more casual SoL art of MG's, stuff like

>MG and friend eating at a diner
>anon trying out arcade games with a dragon (skeeball might br funny)
>MG and her BF try to rent a movie
>MG lazily fishing off a dock

What other SoL stuff can we come up with?

>>12664415
Oh no, nothing that lame. It would be humans exploring new worlds (in mechs), made possible by the Wurm's punetic ability to make holes in space-time.
>>12664416
>Warlock's don't have to be virgins
Hell no, how do you bond with demons if you don't sex them up?
>You really have to be a virgin to be a wizard? Like, in DnD canon?
Look at this guy! Look at this guy and laugh at him!

>>12664416
Knigga, it's like you don't even know who Elminster is.

>>12664385
That the pointless frontgina only appears if a guy interested in a centaur is THAT turned off by "Horse Pussy".

I will then hunt down all men who induce such a phenomenon, and put them into camps.

>>12664418
>A man can't be independent in this world without a MG behind him.

Bullshit! I will be free or die.

>>12664424
You think that now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuBREMXxts

>>12664421
>>12664422
I'm sorry I had a life beyond fantasy and didn't spend all my time memorizing monster manuals or whatever, NERDS.

>>12664420
Some kid babysitting his MG half-sisters/neighbors/cousins.

>>12664394
> make sure she doesn't get too cloudy or bubbly
So what would happen if a slime ate an alkaseltzer tablet? For some reason all I can picture is a slime suddenly gaining a bubbpy slime afro with a poof

Also, it's been years, but I think the title of that manga was Bondage Princess. Princess was in the title, at least. Hopefully that helps

>>12664426
gif of MGs dancing in 60's outfits when?

Probably never

>>12664427
>fantasy
Anon, wizardhood is something you attain if you're a virgin at age 30. This has absolutely nothing to do with DnD.

>>12664423
Good luck getting enough horsefuckers to join you.

>>12664379
Implying I smell of monsters and not of righteous paladins such as yourself.
Implying you're not breaking some innocent man out of your own paranoia, while I stand on the sidelines and cheer you on.
Implying I'm not your trusted senior who taught you everything you know about paladining, while interlacing my teachings with fatal weaknesses that any MG could exploit.
Implying my brand of righteousness doesn't supersede yours.
Implying you can escape servitude to MGs forever.

>>12664432
I know the meme, I was asking if this was a fast and hard rule in some settings.

>>12664427
What's funny is the rest of us did too, but we still know it. How sheltered can someone be that they don't know all this 30 wizard stuff isn't pure Nip CC-tier pop culture?

>>12664443
It's not merely a meme, it's canon IRL.

>>12664423
The frontgina is for people who AREN'T interested in centaurs.
And besides, why do you even like horse pussy so much?

>>12664010
ayy lmao faggots

>>12664441
A fallen paladin cannot hide from the gaze of a true paladin. You will fail, and I will dance over the lifeless forms of your wife and children.

>>12664451
>true paladin
>desecrating corpses
Hark! What villainy is this?

>>12664444
Because these threads run on headcanons, dumbass.

>>12664428
Well, what else does the scene entail? Are they playing a board game, watching tv, etc.?

>>12664453
You gotta smite all the evil, boy.

>>12664429
I imagine it being very ticklish for her. Lots of hiccuping and uncontrollable giggling. Either way, it'd be extremely cute.

Or maybe it'd be like a slimegirl getting off to the bass vibrations from a subwoofer. She pops a tablet down the goo between her legs, or just below a core to become a moaning, quivering mess.

>>12664448
I don't. I like Centaur pussy.

Which is why I put "Horse Pussy" in brackets.

>>12664455
They're watching TV while one is curled up on his lap, while the other two watch intently from different sections of the couch.

>>12664461
Even the profile calls it a horse vagina.
Stop being in denial, horsefucker.

>>12664457
Time to end your madness! And this roleplaying, too!

>>12664461
So she has a human pussy in the back?

>>12664461
>I like Centaur pussy
Again, why?

>>12664465
The profile says that it changes into a human-compatible pussy at the horse position.

>>12664421
>>12664416
>>12664411
Once again:

Wizards gain their powers by study and memorization of complex arcane formulae that allow them to manipulate the fabric of reality

Sorcerors do much of the same, but it comes naturally to them with much less effort (i.e, no reading needed for them!) due to their non-human bloodline.

Clerics/Paladins pray to their god for intercession when they cast spells.

Druids call upon the powers of the wild they have sworn to protect to cast magic

Warlocks have made some pact with a powerful and distant entity, usually a demon, that directly grants them magical power.

Witches use a combination of hedge magic, curses, hexes, and alchemy to get their magic done.

>>12664467
You're canceled, what the fuck can you do?

>>12664454
>Ask common cultural knowledge question that's "who sculpted the stature of David-tier"
>Call other people names when you're the sheltered dumbass
>Make another reply about headcanon when it wasn't brought up even once

You should just step away from the keyboard man.

>>12664465
>>12664471
>>12664472
Human compatible, but still likely inhuman.

>>12664471
Because I like centaurs. It'd just be weird if I liked centaurs, but wouldn't be attracted to one without some tacked-on, unnecessary "Hole" between her front legs.

>>12664472
It changes in size, not nature.

>>12664481
Plus front pussy or even multiple pussies in general make zero sense.

>>12664479
You should reread my posts while choking on dick.

>>12664483
Extremely so.

>>12664418

It can't be easy to have a married life with a fellow human and have a child that way then.

>>12664481
Still a horsefucker.

>>12664481
>Because I like centaurs.
But what is there to like about them? If it's just the big boobs and prideful personality, there's more attractive girls out there who have that.

>>12664418
Only weaklings get enslaved by MGs.

>>12664487
You're entitled to your opinion.
I'm entitled to ignore you.

>>12664490
Actually the particular kind of centaurs I really like are Nightmares.

>>12664486
Unless you clumped together in villages and cities. And I would still think that smelling of human pussy would be somewhat of a deterrent to MGs, moreso than just being a single man where you're just begging to be raped.

>>12664460
>slimes getting off to subwoofers

Are you me? Because I've loved that idea for years now.

>slime girl pops two alkaseltzers and sits on a towel and plastic-covered subwoofer
>she presses play on the remote and listens to http://youtube.com/watch?v=zIw-2rjoLnY
>she tries to sing along as the bubbles and vibrations ravage her
>"I am so f-fucked, so fuckin- Ahh! Fuck!
>"Yeah yeah yeah.... nnnng, YES!

>>12664491
That's right. Real men are enslaved by love.

>>12664490
And they smell like a barn.

>>12664493
>Nightmares
Would still look better with a nice pair of legs instead of the horse body.
Horses are fucking ugly as hell.

>>12664493
>>>/mlp/

>>12664424
Freedom doesn't exist in KC's succubus fantasy. The dead will be revived, reincarnated, or claimed by a MG exploring the underworld.

>>12664499
Again.
Opinion.
Ignore.

>>12664500
Thank you.
By posting that you have clearly demonstrated there is nowhere further for this discussion to go, and I am thus free to go about my day freely.

See you later /mgg/, hopefully on a less annoyingly caustic subject by then.

>>12664496
If you've ever posted about that idea before in these threads, then it's likely that you're the person who made me love this.

Or at least, made me love it more than Oblimo already did.

>>12664490
That has sick Jetstream Combos

>>12664497

>>12664503
t-thanks KC

>>12664508
And yet he put his life on the line for someone else and died just to mildly inconvenience someone far better than him.

>>12664503
KC can go fuck himself. I will never let anyone own me.

Freedom is overrated

>>12664510
HIS choice.

>>12664515
A choice he made only after being imprisoned.

>>12664511
>KC can go fuck himself. I will never let anyone own me.
Confirmed fo knowing fuck-all.

>>12664514
Freedom is an illusion.
All you lose is the emotion of pride
It is better for human pride to be dominated by me than to be dominated by another of your species

-the demon lord, probably.

>>12664514
You will never lap up your MG master's pussy juice as your daily meal.

What would your Monster waifu do to make you feel better if you arrived home exhausted one day, your body aching all over from all the hard work you did, lacking the energy to even have sex?

>>12664506
I brought it up in the thread months ago, so it's possible. We need more audiophile slimes, at least.

>Oblimo
Impeccable taste, brother. I really need to go back and read through IAT again, it's been too long

>>12664514
Then you've never tasted it. Begone, slave!

>>12664519
Pride goes before downfall. Remove pride.
>>12664523
Freedom is an illusion. You are not in control, not even above your own will.

>>12664519
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."

--some MG propagandist

>>12664517
He went out how he wanted, still his choice.

>>12664518
>if there is an aspect of MGE you don't like, ignore it
>carte blanche

Suck my dick. Work the shaft. Polish the knob.

>>12664524
Fuck off Idea.

>>12664528
>Idea
I'm surprised anyone got that one.

>>12664526
>some MG propagandist

I think I know who you are. Get the fuck out of here, you dyslexic retard.

If you are not dyslexic and not the person I'm thinking of, disregard that.

>>12664521
>Jinko
Hugs, cuddles, massage my back.
Backscratch.

>>12664519
>>12664526
>>12664524
Freedom is always within the framework d destiny.

-Some wizard

>>12664521
She would snuggle with me, and maybe even order in dinner

>>12664536
*of

>>12664521
Bathe me in water heated by her breath.
>>12664536
Freedom is slaver

-INGSOC slogan.

>>12664541
>slaver
slavery*
This irregularity has been noted.

>>12664413
You belong in a museum!

>>12664010
Bobcuts make everything better, including Cheshires.

>>12664541
>heated by her breath
>bathing in your waifu's sneeze
I kid, I'd love to be warmed in all sorts of ways my a lovely twin drills dragon.

>>12664548
Bewitching.
>>12664549
>twin drills dragon
How old is too old for twin drills?

>>12664536
>>12664541
'MG civilization is the progress toward a society of sexuality. The human's whole existence is sexual, ruled by the laws of his natural urges. MG civilization is the process of setting man free from chastity."

--some famous wurm philosopher

>>12664541
There are masters, there are slaves-and then there are the free.

>>12664553
Damn, she's probably from an alternate reality!
Chariot, chariot!

>>12664553
Contents to live, content to die unraped, Lord of myself, accountable to none.

-a man free of demonic taint

>>12664564
Alone and unloved, too edgy to ever hold anyone close

- the same as before

>>12664552
>How old is too old for twin drills?
I think that twin drills is sort of a juvenile hairstyle. Maybe slowly moving from whole hair drills to a wavy mass and smoother ringlets on the sides at like 18? I can't imagine a CC with any sort of drills, so I guess she should move to gently wavy hair throughout maybe at like 30.

>>12664570
I'd say right before CC. Once she turns into a CC it's pretty juvenile

>>12664568
So lead your life that you can look any cum pump in the eye, and tell it to go to hell.

-a paladin

>>12664583
So lead your life with an armor around both your body and your heart, so no one can ever touch you, and thereby either hurt or heal you.

- what the paladin meant to say

>>12664521
She'd keep her distance at first; wait for me to get relaxed and my guard lowered...then she'd gently slip to embrace me from behind, holding me near her bosom as she whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

>>12664583
Fuckfuckfuckfuckraperaperaperapesexsexsexfucksexrapefuck

-Single Ushi Oni on a full moon

>>12664583
>>12664584
"You both are homos. I will be over here getting ravaged by a dark elf."

--me

>>12664575
Maybe your aging waifu could put her drills up again and wear a school swimsuit once in a while in the bedroom... I bet you'd love to stick your dick in those lovely curls even if she isn't quite as young anymore.

>>12664584
>>12664588
>>12664590
Alright, that's enough.

>>12664588
M-O-O-N, that spells vagina-blocked!

- Tammy Cullen, Wurm from an alternate universe to Stephen King's The Stand
>>12664590
I want some of that... sorry.

>>12664592
>School swimsuit
Fuck you Anon, you found my weakness

>>12664590
You're gonna get ravaged alright

-A man with nano-augs

Here's a thought I just had; Just how much of a headache would game designers have in a world with MGs? Especially when it came down to custom-created characters, like Mii's or XBL Avatars.

>You'll never see your dragon waifu get absolutely pissed because MiiMaker doesn't have her horn style available

>>12664521
I've thought about this often when I've come home tired. And the answer?

Headrubs. I want to throw down my stuff, get a snack like some mini pork pies or sausage rolls, and set my head down on my werewolfu's lap while she sits cross-legged on the couch massages my head deeply with her paws.
I'd lie there happily, nodding of half to sleep while I talk with her about whatever comes to my exhausted mind. What I did at work today. What happened to her while she was out in the woods. What we could do together this winter. What we should do when the next full moon comes around. New games and movies coming out. Trying to convince her to wear a certain cosplay for when the next con rolls around.
Anything which sparks her interest or chagrin might get her to wap her tail against my head, and I might tease her back by nuzzling down into the fur on her legs, with my hands wrapped around her waist to meet at the base of that tail, fingers marking circles around it.
And all the while, she'd have her claws ever-so-gently tracing against my scalp, her paws slowly working through my hair. Headrubs are a weakness of mine, and she'd have me more or less drooling into her fur from the pleasure, like a puppy.

>>12664584
Contentment does not come from love. It comes from an indomitable will.

-truth heaped upon a liar

>>12664590
If you leap into a well, Providence is not bound to fetch you out.

How would Monstergirls fight?

What would guns designed for big meaty paws look like? Headsets and radio gear for girls with big fluffy ears? Would fluffy tails be a liability?

>>12664600
They'd probably design a fuckload more vulnerable shota characters for MGs to schlick over.

>>12664597
I'm actually that super into school swimsuits in particular, but they're the easiest one-piece to find art for.

>>12664588
This should not turn me on as much as it does, especially coming from an Ushi.

>>12664604
So Final Fantasy would be nothing but Shotas and CC's for the MG's to self-insert into

I could roll with that

>>12664605
Best girl

>>12664606
Ushi-Onis are love. You should give yourself to her. You can try to tame her first if you're adventurous in the wrong way.

>>12664608
You know she is.
Here she's showing us that when approaching CC age one should switch to straight hair.

>>12664609
I regret not saving that taming post.

>>12664607
kek, I like this idea.

Also, there would be a shitload of more manga targeted towards to MG losers, like with CC protagonists suddenly meeting mysterious shotas who take them on magical adventures.

>>12664613

You mean the posts following on from >>12659627?

>>12664615
>Do you wish to be a magical shota?

>>12664607
>>12664615
Why always the pairings of shotas and CCs? Neesan x shota/otouto a best.

>>12664621
No thanks.

>>12664620
Yep.

>>12664621
How would this backfire in the end for boys? What would they become?

>>12664622
>My Little Human Brother Can't Be This Cute!

would you read it?

>>12664570
on wikipedia's page for Sif (the Norse goddess, not the wolfu), she is portrayed as having blonde drills, so if it's good enough for Norse deities, it's good enough for dragons

>>12664622
Thread popularity, and personal preference, but I'll agree that Neesan x Shota is pretty damn good too.

Would Tifa be more CC or Neesan in MGFFVII, then?

>>12664628
>it's a granny hairstyle
Oh god yes, so only the nerdy, wholesome waifu Dragons will have drills!

>>12664603
check out the Spider and the Fly, it has monstergirl operators

>>12664612
>Pantylines
My weakness.
>>12664615
What if it turns out that the only reason the shota has magical powers in the first place is due to his bond with an elemental?

The CC cries bitch tears, goes yandere and becomes an antagonist in order to seperate the shota from his elemental. She's successful in the end.

>>12664624
MILFs

>>12664593
No fun allowed

-a rectally ravaged fool

How would people feel about a dog girl who is a kinda sorta half-assed inverse of Brian from Family Guy? As in, she behaves as a perfectly normal person, but everybody around her interacts with her as if she were a regular dog.

>Anon comes home from work
Oh wow, dude, you smell like ass, take a shower.
>"Awww, look who's waiting for me! Did ya miss me girl?"
H-Hey it's not like I was lonely or something, it's just common courtesy to greet somebody when they come home.
>vigorous petting
>"You're such a good girl, yes you are!"
Eh? That, well, I mean, i-if you say so
>petting intensifies
Wait, the door is still open, the neighbors might see
>"Now I need to take a shower before my friends from work get here."
Did I tell you to stop, bitch?

>>12664626
Hell yeah I would. But make him kuu or dan, tsun a shit. Genki kid is also acceptable.

>>12664640
>Brian from Family Guy?
Stopped reading there.

>>12664633
That sounds good, although I was thinking along the lines of more shameless wish fulfillment for lonely MGs. Like where the wimpy MG turns into a badass and beats up the oni jock and saves the day and gets the shota.

>>12664629
Neesan, definitely.

>>12664640
>Family Guy

Anon...

>>12664640
>Family Guy
Interest lost

>>12664640
I'd read it. So long as she isn't as big a douche.

>>12664643
>>12664648
It's the most commonly known example of a somewhat rare storytelling device, don't be autistic.

>>12664640
Treating a dog girl like a dog sounds like MG racism to me. It could be fun from that viewpoint.

>>12664633
>you always start talking like a retard when we have sex.jpg

So /mgt/, what kind of MGs would be into obscure pleasure, like ASMR?

>>12664640
Take out every part of Family Guy from that. Make her a cheery dog girl who just humours everybody's perception towards her.

>Who's a good girl? You are, yes you are!
"Aw, Anon, that's so sweet. I love you too."
>Roll over, girl! Roll over!
"Are we going to do something on the floor, Anon? You sure are funny sometimes!"

>>12664660
>spoiler
WHAT?

>>12664665
ASMR.

>>12664662
>Dog girl with the mentality of a dense MC
This could end well

>>12664660
Ghosts maybe? Hell if I know.

>>12664668
You ass. Most canine MGs. Sirens.

>>12664660
Isn't that just whispering into ears? I'd like to have a Dragon breathe into my ear for the comfy heat, but I have no idea which would would enjoy receiving it.

>>12664670
>ghost waifu possesses you and whispers lewd things in your thoughts

O-oh

>>12664674
>she hiccups and spews some flame
>sear the inside of your ear
>balance problems the rest of your life and a perpetually apologetic dragon girl

Nice going dumbass.

>>12664681
>What is magic.
Think broader, special ed.

>>12664675
>Whispering stuff into your ears and your thoughts
>Making everything you think about turn into something lewd
>Making your body feel hot and increasing your lust in public
>Giving you an invisible handjob in public
>Bringing you to the brink just to chuckle and dissapear, leaving you on the edge of ejaculating in public
>You can't even escape her teasing clutches, since she's always hidden

>>12664673
>You ass.

Wait, what? Now I'm lost. I just replied to >>12664665, as if they we're sure that they'd read "ASMR" correctly the first time.

>>12664682
>dragon breath works just like ignis flame

No u, retardo.

>>12664684
The sound of butthurt
Not him, just explaining it

>>12664681
That seems like it'd be a threat when cuddling too. She might blind me. Are you trying to make a general Anti-Dragon argument here?

>>12664687
A dragons flame has no effect on her husbando.

>>12664684
>post acronym of some obscure practice
>someone asks
>posts just the acronym again

>>12664693
CBT

>>12664605
I'm more into drills than school swimsuits, but you have excellent taste regardless.

Speaking of drills and monster girls, it's a shame that there are almost no plant girls based on Genlisea - other carnivorous plants are all wildly popular, but the one that turned its leaves into flesh-melting ojou-sama drills is ignored for some reason. Since monster girls substitute aphrodisiacs for venom and digestive fluids, the drills of a Genlisea girl would be coated with a glossy layer of her aphrodisiac secretions, and since the drill-leaves are twisted in a way that makes them one-way roads into the digestive chambers, it would be impossible to withdraw your penis from her silky coils until she is satisfied.

It would be great to have your lower body covered entirely by the twisting, aphrodisiac-coated drills of a Genlisea girl, her ample breasts pressing against you as she effortlessly wraps a lock of her hair around your penis and milks you dry without even moving a finger.

>>12664691
[citation fucking needed]

>>12664690
No, just that it would be dangerous as fuck and you deserve it if it happens.

>>12664696
Punishable by death in MGC.

>>12664697
>it would be impossible to withdraw your penis from her silky coils until she is satisfied
Very good. Scary hairjobs are my fetish, like China from Yuruyuri.

>>12664696

>>12664696
Classic Battletech is an obscure pleasure.

>>12664696
I hope someone shoves barbed wire in your urethra

>>12664705
What is that map of?

>>12664693
Well, it takes a click and five keystrokes to look it up on Google, or four if you're using Instant Prediction.
Go get that knowledge while it's fresh.

>>12664697
>Since monster girls substitute aphrodisiacs for venom and digestive fluids,

I think you got that backwards.

>>12664712
If you're going to post something you yourself admit is obscure, it's your job to inform.

Would you a jinko?

>>12664718
I'd fuck her like a tiger

>>12664718
No, everyone here hates jinkos, what are you thinking asking a dumb question like that?

>>12664718
I would make her lie on top of me as we sleep.

>>12664705
Maximilian did nothing wrong
Hanse is war monger

>>12664711
The Federated Suns of the Inner Sphere. Jolly Co-bomberation

>>12664717
What? I never said it was obscure. I'm not >>12664660, and I personally don't think it's obscure at all.
I said it was easy to look up in Google. You type in "ASMR" on Google and you read about what it is. First result. Wikipedia. Simple.

>>12664705
Would you play Classic Battletech with a small Oni?

>>12664718
I'd be her bodypillow

>>12664697
Needs more triffid girl.

But I like the designs.

>>12664727
I'm the guy who posted the ASMR thing in the first place, but I agree with you.

Why the fuck is it so hard for people to google shit these days? Same thing as far as Lurking goes, what the fuck happened?

>>12664727
Why did you reply if you're not him? And are we really having this conversation because I called you an ass? You need WAY thicker skin.

>>12664739
I googled it. But if I myself post something most people don't know about, I would give them the lowdown on it, since I was the one who brought it up.

>>12664727
>ASMR
I never experienced this, and it sounds suspiciously like that Tingler movie. First you start feeling this "pleasurable tingling sensation in the head, scalp, back, or peripheral regions of the body", and before you know it, a giant centipede monster rips its way through your spine.

I don't think this is the fetish for me.

>>12664738
Would you feed Audrey II, Seymour?

Would you feed her all night long?

But really, we need more drillhair monster girls in general.

>>12664740
>>12664740
I don't mind you calling me an ass. I just quoted that because I was confused. I wasn't sure why I was being called that.
I think we were having this conversation because you didn't think to google search ASMR.

Sorry for the misunderstanding. But it is really easy to look up if you don't know what it is.

>>12664748
For some reason, I read that as Audrey Jr...

But yeah. I'd be game for that big green mother.

>>12664732
Yes. Even if she beat up my Stalker.

Aftyn, you fucking nigger, where's my whore catgirl story?

>>12664762
>Using the Stalker
It's like you want to overheat and be useless

>>12664748
Never seen that movie before. But it's different from a cold tingling in your spine, like fear.
It's a warm tingling, like the perfect itch being scratched, but it's not on the surface of your skin. It feels deeper than that, but it's satisfying enough that it doesn't quite feel as if any sort of physical thing is bringing it about.
For me, I get it in a major way whenever my head is rubbed. My hair's pretty thick, so any sort of caressing there feels really nice, to the point where I get all shivery from the sensation.

>>12664768
>Not running the most common assault mech in civilized space with all the good heat quirks and available parts and easy refits

I prefer to actually be able to get a spare leg instead of going into battle with one arm like Steve in his PoS Quentin Atlas.

>>12664767

Is it just me or have writefags quieted down lately?

Are they getting picked off one by one by Girtablilus or something?

>>12664746
I've noticed ASMR threads on /jp/ before, so I figured there'd be a sizable number of anons who'd know about it, and those that didn't would google it. I can't handhold anons through things all the time, it goes against the Lurk Moar creed.

>>12664748
ASMR is a really weird thing, I've only experienced it through music, mostly stuff with flowing melodies and high notes that contrast a good basslines, but I also need to let my mind wander and come up with images to accompany the music for a more intense effect. Progressive stuff seems to hit the right spots most of the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbLEYQo98t0

Though it varies from person to person, some people get ASMR from talking to others, certain volumes, visual effects, and so on.

Which is why I'm curious which MGs could be into that sort of thing. I'd bank on more of the quiet, meek types.