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/jp/ wait!!

>> No.12653686
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12653686

>>12653677

Sorry little boy, I have a race to win.

>> No.12653696
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>>12653677
No

>> No.12653710

lol she got stabbed on the back

>> No.12653728

>>12653677
Fuck you, Youmu, you're overrated and your fanbase suck cocks.

>> No.12653755

>>12653728
Wow it's true I do suck cocks, how did you know?

>> No.12653763

>>12653686
Youmu is a girl

>> No.12653771

>>12653763
where's your proofs

>> No.12653835

>>12653771
I wanted to post some ero pictures of Youmu but then I realized that I don't have any. i remember fapping to her though

>> No.12653860

>>12653755

Because you're a fan of Youmu, like he just said.

>> No.12653861

>>12653835
Perhaps because you're not a homo and don't keep lewd pictures of boys

>> No.12653867

>>12653835
So you don't have anything? No proof whatsoever?
And we're supposed to just take your word for it?
>i remember fapping to her though
That's doesn't really prove anything.
Maybe you just like fapping to boys.

>> No.12653875

>>12653867
>>12653861
zomg teh youmu!
http://exhentai.org/g/667495/e277868d5c/

>> No.12653881

>>12653763
>>12653771
>>12653835
>>12653861
>>12653867
>>12653875
She's not real.

>> No.12653952

>>12653875
That's just a non-canonical fan creation, doesn't really prove anything.
The same way I can draw Youmu with a penis and say it's proof that he's a boy.

>> No.12653970

>>12653952
it's ZUN posting with a pseudonym

>> No.12654034

>>12653970
ZUN would never sexualize his own daughters like that.

>> No.12654050

>>12654034
I know i would. Goddamn youmu is amoking HOT

>> No.12654086

>>12654050
Youmu is a BOY.

>> No.12654123
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How long do you think youmu would wait if you stood her up on a date?

>> No.12654125

>>12654086
YOURE BOY

>> No.12654131

>>12654123
She might think it's a loyalty test or something and stay for as long as possible

>> No.12654147

>>12654123
An impossible situation, thus a meaningless question.

>> No.12654177

>>12654123
What kind of moron would take such a beautiful girl on a date to Mc.Donalds?

>> No.12654191

>>12654123
>>12654131

she'd wait until the staff tells her to leave

the question is if they would intervene early, out of pity, or late, because it's closing time?

>> No.12654203

>>12654123
What a shitty drawing holy shit

>> No.12654214

>>12654203
It feels as if you're over exaggerating.

>> No.12654216

>>12653677
mm? What is it Youmu?

>> No.12654276
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>>12654276
Reimu has no taste.

>> No.12654366

>>12654342
>pantyhose

>> No.12654385

>>12654276
Poor Youmu

>> No.12654400
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>>12654366
She gets cold sometimes.

>> No.12654423

>>12654400
>youmu wants you to stop staring at her legs
じ~~~

>> No.12654442
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>> No.12654450
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>>12654423
She's got a sword, you know.

>> No.12654453

>>12654450
She does? I never noticed it since I was too busy staring at her legs

>> No.12654461
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>>12654453
If you can't be responsible with your eyes you might just lose them.

>> No.12654466

>>12654461
it's okay, I have spares. On another note, Youmu has a pretty nice neck too…

>> No.12654469

>>12654450
Youmu gave me a fetish for that pose. She has to take responsibility!

>> No.12654472
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>>12654450
Yeah, a meat sword.

>> No.12654473
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>>12654466
Neck? Really now.

>>12654469
Really now.

>> No.12654481
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Youmu is a cyborg!

>> No.12654495
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>>12654481
That's sad. Youmu would lose a lot if she was mostly robot.

>> No.12654512

>>12654400
People forget this. Myon is warmer than usual ghosts, but Youmu is cooler than usual humans.
Picture Myon snuggling against and wrapping around Youmu on a cold day as she does her usual jobs.

>> No.12654529
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Youmu with a message for all her American fans.

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>>12654469
You have a fetish for people trying to hold poop back?

>> No.12654542
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>>12654529
Youmu isn't wagging that. Bzzzzzzz~
Good poker face considering, though.

>> No.12654547
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>>12654540
That is a thing, you know.

>> No.12654575

>>12654529
Youmu's a bugchaser!

>> No.12654593
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12654593

>>12653677

Youmu is a dirty girl. She likes the rabbit ears for the clitoral stimulation.

>> No.12654613
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12654613

>>12654593
Rabbits are pretty nice.

>> No.12654661

>>12654540
>not having an omorashi folder alongside your crouching swordswomen folder
How can you say you love her?

>> No.12654804

>>12654661
pls do not abuse the quoting function

>> No.12654817
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I sneezed 4 times looking through this thread! I think I'm allergic to Youmu!

>> No.12654823

>>12654817
Five times!

>> No.12654824
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What experiments would you perform on Youmu?

>> No.12654834
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>>12654823
>>12654817
That is impossible. It must be something else.
Please take better care of yourself.

>> No.12654851

>>12654481
Half ghost, half human, half organic, half metallic, completely half-baked!

But Youmu is still coolio.

>> No.12654860

>>12654851
Youmu's not half-baked!

>> No.12654861

>>12654824
Mild electric shocks to the prostate.

>> No.12654872

>>12654824
Organ replacement.

>> No.12654886
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>>12654450
>>12654342
>>12653677
what a wuss.

>> No.12654889
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>>12654861
How mild?

>>12654872
What organs?

>> No.12654894

>>12654889
Mild to tickle it.

>> No.12654901

>>12654889
All of them, one by one.

>> No.12654909
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>>12654894
Doesn't sound to bad.

>>12654901
Sounds nasty. Replace them with what?

>> No.12654924

>>12654909
Pumps, various tubing.

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>> No.12654939
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>>12654924
She'd just die.

>> No.12654949

>>12654939
l-lewd

>> No.12654954

>>12654949
>This is pain!!
>It hurts, or maybe I should say it's coming into my very core!

>> No.12655111

lol

this thread is a good one
a funny op, a bunch of cool action shots of the youmster, some funny comments.

>> No.12655121
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>>12654824
Fertility and impregnation experimentation

>> No.12655131

Youmo is half girl, half boy and a complete dork.

>> No.12655161
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>>12655131

you're a complete dork!

>> No.12655167

>>12655131
I would fug that dork

>> No.12655186

>>12655167

you say that about everyone

>> No.12655190

>>12655167
>>12655161
Dorks

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>> No.12655206

>>12655200
Wait, he has a blue pen.
Did he write 10 over crk?
What does CRK mean?

>> No.12655209

>>12655131
Youmu is not a futa!

>> No.12655225

>>12655206
>CRK
Comstock Resources Inc
NYSE: CRK - Oct 31 4:03 PM ET
11.840.33 (2.87%)

You know how much of a bullies economists are.

>> No.12655239

>>12653677
/jp/ waits for no man.

>> No.12655248

>>12653677
Yes, what is it?

>> No.12655262

>>12655209

her manly parts are a hairy back and flat butt

>> No.12655277

>>12655262
>tiny bum and peach fuzz
I know why, boner.

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>>12655167
>>12655131

>> No.12657568

>>12655206
He's a judge, the score card said "10" as in 10/10 (ten out of ten) and to bully the other guys he added what you see as CRK to the card to have the word "dork" appear. The c1 is a d, the 0 is an o, the r is an r, and the k is a k.

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>>12653677

A tru-/jp/"er would have wrote "yamete kudasai".

You disgust me, you filthy secondary.

>> No.12657599

>>12657593
>yamete
>not matte
fucking tertiaries

>> No.12658426

>>12657568
That's impossible, his pen is blue, so is the 10, so he couldn't have written the red parts

>>12657593
アホ可愛い

>> No.12658487

>>12657593
Kill yourself ``onegai''

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>>12657599
>>12658426
>>12658487

たわごとを食べ

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>>12657593
We only speak AMERICAN 'round these parts!

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>>12658497
reimurica

>> No.12658596

I don't know why you're all being so mean to Youmu. She is definitely 200% girl.

>> No.12658611
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>>12654860
She's definitely baked though.

>> No.12658647

>>12654817
Woah I just realized I sneezed twice too! What the heck is going on

>> No.12658691

>>12658596
How is that mean?
What's wrong with being a boy?

>> No.12658720

/jp/ waits for no woman

>> No.12658723

>>12658720
It's okay, Youmu is a BOY

>> No.12658807

''Youmu is a boy'' is one of the worst memes ever.

>> No.12658818

>>12658807
Well, she does look like one.

>> No.12658821

>>12654123
I would take youmu to mickdonalds.

I would buy her an entire value meal AND a mcflurry.

>> No.12658826

>>12658807
Better than ``Ran is a dude.''
I'd still fug male Youmu. Would you let male Youmu fug you? Including Myon?

>> No.12658831

>>12658611
smoking opium with youmu!

>> No.12658848

>>12658611
Yuyuko is teaching Youmu to be a naughty boy!

Bad Yuyuko bad!

>> No.12659114

>>12654177
The only right response to this question.

>> No.12660202

>>12658807
A cute boy is way more attractive than a cute girl, what are you gay?

>> No.12660279

>>12657593
Get a load of this fugging nerd lol

>> No.12660354

>>12660202
Boys and girls look the same below a certain age.

>> No.12660448

>>12657593
kill yourself

>> No.12660518
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/ジp/ ワait!!

>> No.12660640

>>12660354
Are you below that certain age?
*rips out dick*

>> No.12662233

Quality thread.

>> No.12665828
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>>12655206
original

>> No.12667154

>>12653677
Why should I need to wait for youmu? Can't she run like 1000 miles in one step or something?

>> No.12667171

>>12653881
You don't have any proof, loser

>> No.12667228

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING ASS WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.12667270

>>12667228
I wanna taste Youmu's ass.

>> No.12667280
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>>12667270
I wonder how her asshole tastes like.

>> No.12667328

how many meatloafs would you feed youmu

>> No.12667344

>>12667328
Probably a slice of one, I doubt she'd have much of an appetite to be honest.

>> No.12667367

>>12667344
I'd feed her two slices!

>> No.12667412
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>>12654342
I really like this post. Is there a tag for this?

>> No.12667413

>>12667228
It got alright for a little bit in the middle. >>12654512 is cute.

>> No.12667437
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>>12667228
It was good for bit in the middle.

>>12667412
For the picture? What about it?

>> No.12667440
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>>12667437
>>12667413
Damn it /jp/ either post the post or not.

>> No.12667445

>>12667367
One for myon!

>> No.12667458

>>12667413
>>12667437
Youmu is good for a bit in the middle. I want to poke her soft tummy.

>> No.12667461
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>>12667437
I meant to say pose

>> No.12667500

>>12667445
No! They're for Youmu.

>> No.12667523
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12667523

>>12667461
Ah.
No, not exactly, but you could give action or fighting_stance a shot.

>> No.12667529

>>12654512
Warmer, not warm. A usual phantom instantly causes frostbite if you touch it.

>> No.12667586
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12667586

>>12667529
Really? That cold? Cite.

>> No.12667599
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>>12667523
Thanks m8. I found some pretty decent pictures with that tag

>> No.12667615
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>>12667599
Glad to hear it.

>> No.12668265

>>12667586
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Youmu
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Yuurei
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Phantom#Phantom
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Curiosities_of_Lotus_Asia/Chapter_13

>> No.12668270

>>12668265
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Curiosities_of_Lotus_Asia/Chapter_13
>Customers won’t be able to enter like this. Seems like I’ll have to shovel away all this snow later... But wait! It seems this snow pile in front of me is actually a “visitor.”
>Just where did I put my snow shovel... No, wait. There seems to be something soft inside the pile, so it might be dangerous to push a shovel into it.
>something soft
>soft
Youmu softness is confirmed canon.

>> No.12668380

>>12653677

dork.

>> No.12668474
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12668474

>>12668265
One says they're cold but groups are freezing, another says individuals are freezing. Oh, Touhou. And I suppose we don't know how much the difference from usual human/phantom temperature Youmu is anyway, so...

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