/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for wolfus

Dark Priest is best waifu. Dick the daughteru.

Would you a manticore?

>>12638675
A proper OP for once, brilliant.

>>12638682
I don't think there'd be much of a choice in that matter. If she wants you, she'll suck you dry whether you like it or not.

>>12638682
Yes.
As long as she's not TOO rough with me.

I would love to take a white mage sea bishop with me adventuring.
Also, was Monorus going to touch this up like the holstaurus?

>>12638678

What kind of wolfus?

>>12638682

What kind of Manticore? The ditzy one with Ms. Happy?

>>12638643
Congrats, you're the protagonist of a magical girlfriend story. (Whatever happened to that genre? Did harems kill it?)

Could someone compile all the bits on Fia thus far?

And do we know who's writing it so I know who to yell at to pastebin it?

>>12638688

Monorus is kill, anon.

>>12638679
Crotchless pants.

Not even once.

>>12638675
Best pic right here. Jinkos are olev.

>>>116024222

>>12638690
Any kind.

>>12638687
>>12638686
She'll be gentle. I promise.

>>>/a/116024222

>>12638651
Going on an idea which was written upon a few days ago, I'd like to live in a log cabin in the middle of some huge-ass forest. Somewhere with mountains, and a lake or two. We could hunt the local game and build a home for ourselves so far away from people that we wouldn't realise it if the world ended the next day.

>>12638652
I'm not, no. I've got too much on my plate as it is. That sort of idea deserves a long story, I think.

>>12638653
Jeez, that'd be brutal. One stray sighting and I'd imagine you'd have a small mob wanting to inspect your home, or something.

>>12638704
>I promise.

Hm, sounds sort of suspicious.

>>12638705
Going by my post here, figures this would be the only way to get Lala.

Other than that, not here. Not now.

>>12638707

Nah man, in the bible belt if you're on your own farm in the middle of nowhere, people won't give a fuck.

Being in a city is a different issue though.

>>12638705
I don't think it's a good idea to have rolls at the start of the thread.

What would be your ideal monstergirl?
I would love to be with a wolf girl because they are intelligent and loyal, unlike their dog girl counter parts (well less intelligent, just as loyal).
Wolves mate for life and are sociable creatures, I imagine a wolf girl will be the same.
>>12638690
Any kind. I would take a small, runt of the litter to a dire wolfu as long as she loves me.

>>12638714

That's because you are an intelligent man.

Last post was 3336.

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>12638710
Depends on how gentle you think you're getting it, I suppose.

You may be a panting moaning mess at the end of it, but after a couple hours of cuddles and a shower you'll be good to go.

>>12638707
How about a story involving a human living with a monstergirl under the guise of being human in an intolerant human-only area?

And he has to make sure she can maintain her human state in public or risk her getting dealt with by the community?

REMOVE GRAPESNAKE

>>12638724
>panting moaning mess

I doubt it, I can keep a straight face pretty much all the time.

Xth for fluffy tailed not smug Fox Women.

>>12638693
>Monorus is kill, anon.

Oh fuck off with that shit, Monorus still updates, he just takes his time when drawing, same goes for all our other drawfags

>>12638727

You mean like every time Luka went into a human town in MGQ1? I dunno. It's been done with loads of stories from fugitives to royalty to aliens to monsters before.

Not to say it couldn't be done again and be enjoyable, but it's not a novel idea.

>>12638730
Perhaps. But would you anyway? Just to find out?

>>12638737
Oh sweet delicious beef, that ass is a thing of beauty

>>12638732
Eh, sure.

>>12638741
If I could give her headpats at the end of it, then yes.

What is Anons opinion on pregnant monster girls?

>>12638720
God damn it.

>>12638716
I like the idea of a wolfgirl waifu because in my head, you need to be worthy of them, sort of. The difference between owning a dog and a wolfdog, or so I hear, is that with a dog, their respect comes more naturally. With a wolfdog, you need to earn it. But once you've earned it, it's solid.
I want a wolfgirl waifu who I can never just take for granted. We can make each other happy because we're both devoted to each other.

>>12638748
My opinion is the same as it was the last time this was asked. Yes.

That is an interesting idea for the convergence.

The MGs have been in contact with the government for some time, and peace accors have been worked out.

Janet our Hikimora Kikimora has been documenting our locations and what type of MGs we like.

As part of the test program, they teleport the MGs to our /your houses/apartments etc.

Outside of your residence is a government vehicle and a rescue strike team just in case.

after your initial reaction with your MG waifu goes over (providing it goes well), you are indoctrinated into the MG/human test program.

You are relocated to some obscure out of the way town in the middle of the country.

The plan is to try and make a MG / Human environment and see if we can be compatible with each other.

I think I may be onto something here.

What do you guys think?

>>12638748
As long as they're mine. If not, I'll still accept her and them. They may not be my seed, but I will reap the harvest as their papa.

>>12638748

The sexiest as long as it's my child

>>12638748
I want to rub their stomachs

>>12638740
Damn.
Still, you could make it interesting in that she periodically needs to drink some transformation potion to maintain her form, the ingredients of which she needs to fetch every so often

>>12638748
>You will never play meet the baby.
>You will never jizz al over your waifu's pregnant belly.

Existence is pain.

>>12638748
They're great because its a step into becoming a father

>>12638698
Getting real tired of your shit, infidel.

>A Day in the Life of A Pregnant Gamer Gazer and Her Boyfriend
>'Gracie you're pregnant?'
>'Y-yeah, I was going to tell you after the Marathon was over. Please don't me mad!'
>'Why would I be mad!? I'm going to have sweet ass pregnant sex with you!...and be a daddy!'
>You hug her tightly as she blushes and wraps her stalks around you and buries her face into your chest.
>'But you said we didn't have the money to get married, how can we afford a kid?'
>'Yeah that part sucks major shit, but we'll figure something out, we got 9 months.'
>'8, I'm a month along.'
>'8 Months! Didn't Platinum makes Rising in that kind of time! We can do it!'
>'Anon I love when you're happy!...We're not naming it Rosalina if it's a girl though.'
>'Bull fucking shit we aren't.'
>Some time later after kiss kiss make up time.
>'Anon I think my Paypal is bugged, it says I have 2000 dollars in it!'
>'Maybe it's from the stream, did you have a donation tracker?'
>'A what now?'
>'Oh lord, we're going to need some work before becoming parents.'

>>12638756
So, hang on a sec?
You want to take the Anons here, along with their newly met monstergirl waifus, pluck them from their homes and put them all in a single test town together?

Well, for the first week or so, the streets would be empty. Doesn't take a genius to figure that one out.

Fluffy tails seem to be on the rise again.

This is terrific news.

>>12638756
I like it.
It's like Date-A-Live, except not Date-A-Live.

>>12638748
It took me a while to realize that that's Merse.

Remember that Arachnotaur will always take care of you if you worship her.

Also that she has the most metal name of the gods.

>>12638755
Yes.

>>12638775

Has anyone drawn her yet?

>>12638766
I'll fight you.

After spanking the one you sent to my house, again

>>12638748
I want daughterus, so I like them.

>>12638775
Can I have a non spider waifu if I join her cult?

>>12638756

Covergence is a dumbass idea compared to the standard portal idea.

When you have basic orbital mechanic variation of orbit, tilt and wobble plus everything else on very short term time scale of thousands of years, it's completely ridiculous.

Basically the universe is too complex to have two of them randomly merge and not fuck everything up, not when they're totally different continent/planet/monstergirl different.

>>12638756
Isn't there a writefag who's already done some of that stuff? Either way, I say go for it

>>12638776
Yes to which one? The wolfgirl thing, or the other thing?

>>12638768
Nice, but

>if it's a girl
>if

Please tell me vanilla human boys are the only other alternative

>>12638782
Your fault, you're the one fucking them when they come over. What the fuck did you think was gonna happen? You want to taste the sweet nectar of corruption without falling? You think I'll let you take advantage of my flock? First thing tomorrow, I'M heading over to your house and giving you some training. You better look good in black possible motherfucker.

>>12638784
Certainly, they just have to join too.

Remember to read the NecroMoonicom and give kindly to the church! Also to drink your chocolate milk, it's very healthy as well as being delicious!

>>12638768
It's always a girl though. Not that I have any issue with that.

>>12638793
Only hint I'll give is Anon had a bad dream about having a Gazer Boy
Then Shitposted about it at 4 o clock in the morning

>>12638787
Ha! Sorry, that yes was meant for >>12638756
Again, YES.

>>12638800
>Gazer Boy

Monsterboy a shit and all that, but I'll be damned if that doesn't sound like a handheld console I'd buy

>>12638797

>Dead Moon Communication

Seriously bro. Chocolowmicon or bust.

>>12638796
I hope you like tender loving sex and gentle hand-holding along with some neck nibbling

>>12638755
My friend has a wolfdog, German Shepard and Alaskan Timber Wolf mix. It's the funnest dog I've ever played with. Most dogs get tired of wrestling with me after an hour. His dog tired me out after two. Little fucker loves to cuddle too. Plus it's really protective of the family. Took me a week for him to trust me near their kid. Really goofy too. It's the reason I love wolfdogs and wolves. I've grown up with dogs all my life and I've even kept a pet jackal pup when I was in Iraq for a month.
I think a wolfu would be the perfect wife. We can go hunting, work out together and rough house all day. I don't even care about the lewd.

>>12638755
>The difference between owning a dog and a wolfdog, or so I hear, is that with a dog, their respect comes more naturally. With a wolfdog, you need to earn it. But once you've earned it, it's solid.
This sort of ideal is far too glamourised. A wolfdog, like any pack animal, is constantly waiting on the day you show weakness to assert its dominance. You resist, and it'll put you down. They'd rather a have a smaller pack with good leadership than a large one governed by incompetence; Animals are pragmatic to a fault within the bounds of their ability for reason.
The same thing happens with some regular dog breeds in any case. Rottweilers, in particular, had a functional psychopath somewhere in their ancestry that makes some them the most loving family dogs that are also liable to snap at random.

>>12638797
Cool, I love chocolate milk. But, my waifu won't go feral and put me through the floor, all the time will she? This is important.

Would you fuck your Cheshire waifu doggystyle?

Would you nibble at the nape of her neck while you do?
Despite the fact that she hates it when you do and loves it at the same time?

>>12638815
This is gonna sound stupid, but I could easily see Rottweiler MG's being soccer moms with some serious Road Rage issues

I just noticed the MGE wiki isn't (at least not consistently) giving sufficient credit to the mgg artists that get submitted into the galleries underneath the individual entries.

>>12638721

It hurts.

>>12638824
Yes.

>>12638824
>Despite the fact that she hates

Bitch, my Cheshire GF's favorite position is doggystyle, and she's a sadomasochist to boot. If anything she'd be asking me to fuck and bite her harder

>Daddy?

>>12638808
I'm not gonna have sex with you, you freak. I'll oversee your training regimen, still, in the coming months, I will be closer to you than that bitch of a mother, who brought you screaming into the world. And just as she was there at your beginning, I shall be there as you fall.

>>12638824
Hell yeah

>>12638816
>chocolate milk

Frank, what the fuck did I tell you about browsing these threads?

>>12638832
I'm not your father.

>>12638830

Dan plz.

>>12638770
I look forward to killing you all after a fight breaks out because of anons with succubi waifus.

>>12638833
>calling my mother a bitch

That deserves a padding

>>12638807
>Chocolowmicon

I uhh...I'm sure the Head Priestess would love your cute name suggestion little boy! I'll make sure to tell her the next time I see her!

>>12638816
Not all the time no.

Unless you asked her to, then she'd probably oblige since both of you will have pelvic bones made of titanium from drinking all your delicious chocolate milk!

Probably* wouldn't feel any pain either.

>>12638825
It's not like road rage - it doesn't flair up and then go away.
They just snap, irreparably. They're a different animal afterwards, giving you - their own respected master - a voracious, maddened eye that belies the sweet companion they once were. Killing becomes a sport for them.
They especially love the squeals of mauled pigs, savouring the tortured cries in demented bliss.
When dogs snap you put them down with extreme prejudice, or risk having human blood on your conscience. I'll never own another of that cursed fucking breed.

>>12638840
But it's so delicious!

>>12638824
What if Cheshire was yandere?

>>12638815
>Go hunting with your wolfu
>Arm broken and bleeding after a bull moose charges you.
>She licks your wound
>Her eyes glow a bit as she licks her lips
>She whispers 'I'll always love you.'
;____;

>>12638846
I'm not Dan, but I will say his taste in women is impeccable

>>12638855
Then it's instantly shit

>>12638855

Does it really matter if she's you're one and only girl?

>>12638853
Frank you fall for one more fucking Ushi, you're banned from living from my place.

You can go live with the creepy fucking Dark Priests

>>12638855
I don't see the problem.

>>12638855
Which kind?
Do you mean obsessive? Possessive? Straight up Yangire?

Obsessive Yandere best girl.

>>12638850
Allright, so, what do you preach? What do I get besides nigh invulnerability? I mean? what will you do for the community, and what's our afterlife like?

>>12638852
I can understand that, my idea was playing more off of a humor aspect. A legit Rottweiler MG would be scary. She'd probably need a lot of bipolar or other psychosis meds

>>12638855
Is this supposed to be a problem?

>>12638864
Obsessive yandere mang, the best kind.

>>12638593
In the last thread, we discovered the perfect anti-monstergirl measure, sheer normality. Why is this so unusual?
What happens if it's deployed the other way round, the girl just asking the harem-protagonist-like-guy out, without "being weird about it"?

>>12638855
Better yet - goudere.

>>12638815
Hmm, fair enough. It was just one figure of speech I heard from an owner once. I know that I wouldn't consider owning a wolfdog within my lifetime, as it currently stands. That I've only ever had one dog is also kind of a mark against me owning one.
But for something with an entirely wild streak in it like that, I suppose it would only make sense to brace for the worst to happen.

>>12638814
But I want this, too. A wolfu would be the perfect waifu. Less liable to snap and tear your throat out than an actual wolf, I'd hope.

>>12638862
>creepy

They're really nice you know.

>>12638679
>succubus waifu

NTR fags plz go.

>>12638825
This made me laugh.

Imagine this but with a wolfu and daughterus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhX5pzLKS4Y

>>12638876
[insert reply here]

>>12638876
Fuck off, we don't need this shit so early on.

>>12638875
Anything that makes someone wear crotchless pants is not nice,

>>12638849
>paddling the head of the church

That's a week in the stockade. I hope you like reverse jerkins.

>>12638768
>Added Pregnant to the title
Is this going to be a thing when Anon pops the question, then again when they're married?

>>12638873
Not as good as chuunidere.

>>12638874

All wild animals are pretty much like that. I had a buddy whose brother had an albino bobcat he saved as a kitten. The thing would cuddle and purr with him all day long. But it would take the hand off anyone else who got close to it.

Funny story, it wound up knocking up our farm cat and gave me my favorite half bobcat tomcat of all time, Mr. Lynx. God he was an awesome pet.

>>12638864
Obsessive is best, agreed. But a MG that can go invisible and probably be imperceptible, she's gonna go possessive.

>>12638841

But I am.

>>12638745
Excellent taste.

>>12638870
So effectively what if characters in general didn't exist and act solely for sex? That shouldn't have to be such a mind blowing concept.

>>12638893
How about mildly clingy Obsessive Yandere?
Come on, mang, I can't handle posessive, that's hard-mode-tier.

>>12638876
Succubus subtype anon. She's not a shitty vanilla one. But if you don't like her go nuts, I don't give a shit what you think.

Monster girls taking selfies?
This needs to be more of a thing.
How about a holst taking one as she grazes, or a wurm taking it the wrong way or upside down?

>>12638876
Don't start shit.

>>12638885
You're getting spanked

>>12638880
>Playing and kissing with her daughterus
>Turns and sees you filming her
>Blushes and grins uncontrollably

I don't want to be a wolfaboo, but these threads make it pretty fucking hard, a lot of the time.

>>12638886
Maybe, maybe not

reminder that new chapter is up

I am glad to see all this wolfu love.

>>12638824
So if every MG had an accent depending on their origin, would Cheshire have a hot sophisticated British accent?

Curiouser and curiouser.

>>12638903
>clingy Obsessive Yandere

Sure, why not. Relax anon, I just think that someone who can get away with murder would be unlikely to use her power in suck a way if she went yandere. But that's me.

>>12638905
>selfies
Fucking disgusting.

>>12638912
A cheshire talking lewdly with a queen's english accent? My dick is diamonds, english accents are the shit when it comes to dirty talk

>>12638907
You're getting jerked until it hurts to shower.

>me getting spanked

You don't know how strong priests really are, do you?

>>12638912

Cheshire would have a Cheshire accent, whatever that sounds like. The ones that make it to murrican TV are always Londoner, Manchester, Liverpool or Cockney so I don't know what it sounds like exactly.

>>12638912
Wouldn't a Cheshire have a scottish accent?

>>12638866
I appear to have been mispronouncing the good book's name, it's actually the NecroMoomicon. I'm a klutz, my apologies.

Also! Devout believers of Arachnotaur can gain control over lactose intolerant, live longer lives, and even come back from death itself to live on once more!

Of course we support the community by *ahem* healing the ill and supporting the needy with shelter so long as they help out the church every now and then! Freeloading only dulls the mind and weakens the body after all!

Anything helps, even milking the Ushi or bringing the Priestess her book for sermons.

>>12638905
>>>/facebook/

>>12638914
They're women, anon. Monsterous women, but women nonetheless, and girls love their selfies

>>12638867
>>12638852
>Not becoming hitmen/crazed bounty hunters with your psychopathic doggirls.
>Not fulfilling her blood lust by letting her finishing off your targets.

>>12638904
All succubi types are whores, they live on semen you dumb cuck.

>>12638894
Well pick up your kid off of the floor dumbo. You want her to be bitten by ants?

>>12638793
Calm down, a Gazer Boy would be cool, Monster Boys really aren't that bad.

>>12638927
>starting a fight
Can you not?
We're trying to have fun.

>>12638928

>>12638884
I like the breeze, okay!? No one 'made' me wear anything.

>>12638931
This is bait.

>>12638927
>you dumb cuck
It's this buzzword using faggot again.
>>12638931
Go back to IRC, /ss/.

>>12638921
Well, techinically, they're from Lewis Carroll's works, who was himself English.

So I think she'd be English rather than Scottish.

>>12638905
The haters can fuck off, I approve of this idea. Would P'Orcs and Holsts take high-angle selfies?

>>12638917
If the others you've sent my way are to say how "strong" you are.

Then I think I can take you.

>>12638936
>>12638937
Fuck off with "Hurr, if you don't agree you're just le ebin trolling! XD"

You pissbabies need to grow up, Monster Boys are OK

Mermaid Party Time!

I am so glad I put that pond out in the back, my Lara friend invited some of her friends to come and play

Does anyone know how to play "nibble the worm"? It's what they wanna play

>>12638929
You want her to get ants?
Because that's how you get ants.

>>12638925
Well, I'll give it a shot. I'm still scared shitless of Ushi Oni though.

>>12638938
English yes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheshire

>>12638941
This is more bait. Report and ignore, folks

>>12638941
Nah.

>>12638941
Heh.

>>12638925
I want to volunteer for Ushi milking duty.

>>12638942

I don't know that one either. Have you asked them?

>>12638941
Non.

>>12638880
>Wolf hybrid
But wolves and dogs are the same genetically the same! Calling them hybrids is like calling someone an Oreo for being half black.
Either way, thanks for the mini heart attack.

>>12638942
Does this involve some really weird form of gloryholing?

Because I don't like surprises.

>>12638955
Well, I can't find it on google, guess I'll go ask them.

They said to come out happy, So I have been reading stuff to make myself laugh.

>>12638928
>>12638934
I still love how this was drawn. Warms my heart every time, would love to see some more homely, domesticated and settled-down expecting monster girl wives.

>>12638957
I'm glad I managed to buy the DVDs of that series a little while ago.

>>12638957
That ass could be fatter honestly.

>>12638959
Mermaid glory holes, they are in a tank of water you slide your penor in..........

I think we may be onto something here!

>>12638927
Uh, you do know if you have a KC waifu , she too lives on semen, right? I mean. no one's this stupid, right guys?

>>12638968
So basically something akin to ice fishing.
With your dick.

>>12638728
Is that you, Crayon!

Foxes superior race!

>>12638928
>'I felt her hooves kick your tummy.'

>>12638940
Your arrogance is delightful. But you're still gonna get wrecked boy. You know what they say about those who fight priests.

>>12638971
>you do know if you have a KC waifu , she too lives on semen, right?
> I mean. no one's this stupid, right guys?
I know for certain that you are.

>>12638899
Anyone got that harpy "trouser worm" story?

I'd like to expand that to "didn't act like anime characters at all", but where would we be if personalities couldn't be described by one made-up word?

>>12638931
>>12638941
Fuck. off.

>>12638983
It's true, though.
And why are you trying to start fights?

>>12638974
A new one? I feel like I've missed some.

>>12638971
Would you defend you're waifu if some drunk Aussie tries to fight her?
>>12638964
Being poorfag is suffering.
>>12638967
It's the right size for me.

>>12638974
That's an old picture, not new.

>>12638982
If they use better weapons and tactics they drop like flies?

You finally get yourself a Holtasarus wife,now comes the big question.

How do Holts and centaurs get their hooves taken care of?
Horse shoes for the city?
Special hoof slippers for the house?
How do you trim her hoofs?
What happens if she accidentally you in the nuts?

>>12638995
>>12638990
I know its not new

>>12638983
Okay, this is just getting sad. Work on your troll fu, it's pathetic.

>>12638971
Succubi are the ultimate sluts, both in KC and in every other cannon. Liking any type of them means you like licking other men's semen out of her asshole, which is fine if you want to talk to other cucks but not here. We don't cater to your futa/monster boy/pegging tier fettishes.

>>12638999
I meant the Waterworld parodies.

>>12639003
>Baiting this hard

Christ man, are you just bored or what?

>>12638988
Only a small minority of monsters rely on semen for survival.
>>12639003
>We
You speak for everyone?

>>12639003
>both in KC and in every other cannon
>cannon

Anyways, pretty much every Succubus written about in MGE has not been a slut. You got no leg to stand on.

It hasn't even been 200 posts. Clearly I need to get a bigger and harder broom to beat you with.

>>12639003
This is so over the top that it looped back around to funny, and then back to pity that you actually posted that.

>>12638993
That roo got fookin rekt
Also, no.

>>12638997
>How do Holts and centaurs get their hooves taken care of?
>How do you trim her hoofs?
Ignorant guess, but I'm going to say hand files might be the best answer.

>Horse shoes for the city?
Would certainly help her feet feel better

>Special hoof slippers for the house?
Cute. I like it. Let's go with it.

>What happens if she accidentally you in the nuts?
Don't let her give you footjobs, next time.

>>12639003
I can't tell if this is bait or you are serious.

>>12639003
>>12639003
You still haven't answered the question as to why you're trying to start fights?
Because it's getting pretty obvious.

>>12639010
good luck with that

>>12639008
Just watch, he's going to try and pull that "Historical Accounts" bullshit again

More on topic, what are some jobs you could see Succubi in? Hardmode for non-lewd.

I could see succubi being primo Intelligence agents, the CIA would be all over them

>>12638927
>>12639003
>>12639007
Time to break out this old chestnut:

The problem with succubi as presented in things like MGE is that they're *not* lustful; they're hungry.
>Have succubus gf
>She loves you, and she wants to have sex with you.
> These feelings are not related.
> She has to work as an "escort" to get enough food to survive.
> On the other hand, all her food is free, huge amount of disposable income!
Could you deal with this, /jp/?

"So, I heard you like developed women"

"Janet sent me"

>>12638946
They like it that way. Even if they never rape you, never drop that calm, pious aura, they like knowing that, deep in your mind, you always know they could go full through the floor at the drop of a hat.

>>12639023
This is repackaged bait

>>12639021
Doting baby-sitters.
>>12639023
>What is Incubization.

>>12639026

You're not Fia ;_;

>>12638993
What kind of man would not fight for his waifu? What, I look like I have the word "cunt" written on my forehead?

>>12638997
1. Veterinarian/pedicurist trained to offer services to monstergirls.
2. I suppose, yes.
3. Big warm ones that match her fur.
4. With great care.
5. I double over in pain. Recovery comes with ice-cream made from her milk.

>>12639021
Psychiatrists who pin all their clients problems on wanting to fuck their mother and she offers them a more healthy outlet.

>>12639019
Why do you start fights with monster boy fags and futafags? Because they don't belong here and ignoring them makes them think what they're talking about is ok.

>>12639021
He's not me faggot.

>>12639021
I'd imagine Devils would work as social workers of some kind.
Nurses, Caretakers, Childsitters...
This is going off KC's account that they like making people happy.

As for Kunoichis, they'd make good chefs. Chopping and what not.
That or night guard duty.

Milk?

Guys, I already disengaged the idiot, let him, starve.

Maids with elbow-length gloves.

>>12639049
yes please

>>12639035
>What kind of man would not fight for his waifu?
The kind that doesn't deserve the love of his mate.

>>12639049
inb4 shitty Crabman minotaurs

>>12639049
Yes please

>>12639046
So, would Akaname make the perfect hospital janitors, then?

>>12639049
Every time, that thumbnail makes me think I somehow blacked out and went onto /d/.
Is it cold and fresh? Or warm and relaxing?

"Oh...Uh...Hi there..Janet sent me....Can I stay with you and....be your maid...Please?"

>>12639021
And my historical accounts were right, not one of you was able to provide an example of a purely monogamous succubus outside of MGE. Meridana was fucking half the church by the time she started fucking the priest as well. So bite me.

>>12639058
Probably.
Hopefully they're not stuck with "cleaning" patients who can't clean themselves.

That would suck.

Oh no! Your fluffy waifu has got the mange and needs treatment - which includes shaving her for the application of the ointment.

However, she's extremely against shaving, even if it means she gradually grows bald and itchy. How do you administer treatment?

>>12639062
CLAIMED!

>>12639052
I have mixed feelings about Kagerou's nails. On the one hand, they are a good way to represent claws when they're not actually claws.
But on the other, they seem unwieldy and easily breakable.
I adore those boots she's wearing with that dress, though.

>>12639062
Yes!

>>12639069
Tranquilizer dart gun fro them local vet , or spike her food, again from the Vet

>>12639007
>You speak for everyone?

Sorry, I didn't know we're all cuckfags here.

>>12639070
You don't own her. She gets to decide.

Oh shit wolfu guy, make sure that you delete as many Kagerou images as you can to free up space.

>>12639062
Yeah, sure.

Do you like being petted?

"Hey Janet said you liked milk and health?"

"I don't supposed you would like to talk with me for awhile?"

>>12639041
Those are not part of the setting, and no one wants to see them anyway.

What do you care of some anon like succubi?They're not NTR'ing you by their very existence.

Am I the only one who shits on succubi hardcore in some threads, then defends them in others?

>>12639062

Sorry. Best DAL already lives here. Bonus: She's a nurse.

>>12639066
There's plenty of fiction that is neither MGE or your dark ages bible fanfiction shit with monogamous succubus. Your attempt at making a point had no relevance whatsoever, what do you want?

>>12639010
I love the idea of Janet viewing herself as some sexy Nazi dictator, when in actuality she's like story-related. http://pastebin.com/Xy6M76na

I want to save Janet from her life of '>free'dom.

>>12639041
Alright. I'll bite this bait just once.
See, comparing people who like succubi--who are inherently monster girls--to people who like futa and monster boys--which are inherently not monster girls--is where your argument falls flat.

Not to mention the idea that there's no real stakes for arguing against people wanting to simply talk about succubus waifus. Not in the same way as driving off people who want to talk about futa or monsterboys, which I can understand.

See, if somebody wants to talk about "I think succubi are pretty neat," that's okay. Nobody's going to yell "fuck off" to them as vehemently as the futafags or monsterboyfags. Because it's still monster girls, it should be okay. Why people are getting so bothered about others wanting to talk about such girls as Succubus, or Kejourou, or Kunoichi, or Dark Priest is beyond me.

Is cannabis friendly Wolfu-Waifu guy still in here?

I'm a bit inspired to do some greentext after our convo last thread. Got anything you'd like to see?

>>12639073
There's a simple way to settle that argument.
She has nail polish
Therefore, they are shite

>>12639086
I'd still like to see a holst in a miko uniform

>>12639062
if you're going to shit up the thread with roleplay, you should at least bend over and let me cum in your butt

>game of pretend guys

>>12639080
Fuck you, I was first post, she mine.

>>12639088
>not wurm
Reminds me, Tohka wurm never got finished coloring did she?

>>12639097
>Someone else who likes Arcana Heart here
My nigger.

>>12639097
Would it not be an Egyptian priestess outfit?

Although the Miko idea does sound good

>>12639091
I'm not looking to get into a long ass argument again, but the fact remains, NONE of you was able to come up with the goods, so shut the fuck up until you find proof.

>>12639087

I blast them for being whores then write about them overcoming their whore nature for the love of one man in stories.

>>12639101
Tohka as a wurm?
But she is already perfect!

I have not seen this image you speak of.


>>12639098
These little posts are 1000% more interesting that the arguement

>>12639097
>big tits miko

This pleases me greatly.

>>12639086
Labyrinthanon, if you're in here, there's one request I have for your story up on your pastebin. Could you space it out a bit more with some paragraph breaks? It's just a tad bit textwally at the moment

>>12639098
This.

>>12639069
Daily baths with a special shampoo and ointment afterwards. I'll scrub her fur down for her.
>>12639073
I'm ok with them, but I get what you mean. They're a little too long. they should be shorter, like half length.
I love her dress and those boots. I'm a sucker for calf length boots, especially hers.

>>12639110
>I blast them for being whores then write about them overcoming their whore nature for the love of one man in stories
See, I like you.

>>12639108
Someone mentioned Yuki-Onna being succubus-like, but I guess that didn't count.
I don't like you.

>>12639117
>>12639098
She's mine faggots, you don't get to cum in her.

>>12639096
>>12639120

A balance obviously needs to be struck here. They need to be short enough to be practical, but still substantial enough that she can leave some perfectly searing claw marks on your back or chest.

>>12638870

>Anti-Cyclops Psychological Countermeasure (ACPC)

Act friendly and welcoming around Cyclops breeds. Extensive research shows that such course of action confuses them emotionally. As most subjects are constantly expecting to be bullied by human men, being "nice and cuddly" makes them unsure of how to properly react, sending them into a loop of conflicting thoughts.

>Feline Containment Maneuver (FCM)

Pinch the back of a feline-based Monstergirl's neck. A peculiar method that forces subject Monstergirl to cease any action almost immediately, effectively paralyzing her body almost entirely while not causing any harm at all. Experiments show that the Monstergirls still retain basic physiological capabilities, such as senses and perception. It has also been noted that most subjects are greatly angered by the use of such method and will protest incessantly until released.

>Non-Ordinary Reaction to Monstergirls (NORM)

Act cool and composed in an encounter with a Monstergirl. This intriguing, yet effective discovery shows that sheer normality confuses most Monstergirl breeds to the point of making them contemplate about concepts of life and its meaning, some cases resulting in small strokes on subjects. Numerous theories have been formulated and tests are being carried out in order to determine the method's degree of effectiveness, as further information is required.

Secure, Watch, Preserve our pelvises

Christ, what the fuck am I doing?

>>12639108
>until you find proof.
Even ignoring the wealth of fiction in the world at large, there's several stories done by people RIGHT HERE with it. No one's going to spoonfeed you, or gives a shit how you're going to shuffle goal posts and say they're not relevant enough or some shit.

I really don't get what the fuck you were trying to achieve or prove.

>>12639049
If this were holy milk from either Hathor or Arachnotaur you'd be reprimanded pretty badly for spilling all that milk.

Khorna however would just replace every drop spilt with your blood as repayment.

>>12639122
I did your work for you and looked that up. It showed that's she's a merciless killing machine, and she does it through trickery and sex as well. Seeing as she kill any man she finds, unless he's particularly handsome, she's had more than a few dicks in her. Stay proofless and mad.

Whatever happened to that one anon who was talking about an getting hot-dogged by an Anubis?

>>12639097
>>12639106
>Miko outfit
>Egyptian prietess outfit

Well, you heard 'em, folks.
Japanese Miko outfit? http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/8/80630/1842430-maori_kasuga.png

Or Egyptian Priestess outfit? http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs6/i/2005/067/c/f/Egyptian_Priestess___standing_by_hamimo.jpg

Not a drawfag, by the way, but you know.

>>12639130
What antimeasures do you have against Ushi-onis? Those would come in handy.

>>12639137
I don't know. But wherever he is, his spirit lives on inside all of us.

>>12638893
>>12638903
>>12638913

>clingy possessive Yandere

I want that. I need my fix mang.

>>12639136
>I did your work for you and looked that up.
What on wikipedia? Yes, I was there.

>>12639094
It doesn't matter if they're MGs, nobody wants to talk about their fucking NTRing whore fetishes that come along with them. Mindbreak and slavery and sadism are all associated with MGs (just listen to those fucking dark elf fags shitting up the threads), is it suddenly ok to talk about those fetishes? No, it's not.

>>12639087
It's like someone shitting in the same place you eat. Do I mind if people talk about semen guzzling whores all day long? No, as long as it doesn't fucking take up the whole thread. Succubusfags are cancerous and need to be put down.

>>12639131
>fiction written here is the same as historical accounts

You're not very bright are you? I don't want a story any of you fags could write as proof, I want a record of such a being by the people who invented them.

I'm done, don't reply to me, until you come up with the goods.

>>12639112

>>12639129
Hate to say it, but that faggot Inuyasha had the right length for his nails. Wolf nails aren't that long to begin with, but thick and stout.

>>12639142
Me too.
>>12639148
>Succubusfags are cancerous and need to be put down.
We were here before you were.

>>12639148
>Is it suddenly ok to talk about those fetishes? No, it's not.

Then...why not just let those people talk about succubi NOT being NTRing whores?
It's that easy. Obviously nobody likes NTR, so that's obviously the best solution. Everybody wins.

>>12639138
Why not both
The purity and attractiveness of a Miko with the flair and exotica of the Egyptian Princess outfit.

"Hi there, Janet said you have Legos and Video games?"

"Where are they, lets go play!"

"Oh, the eye, don't worry, its fine, just got injured by my PS3 controller when i threw it on the couch and it bounced back and hit me"

>>12639122
Anon doesn't like me! How will I ever go knowing some random worthless fuck from god knows where doesn't want to be my friend!

>>12639154
>Tohka
Retard

>>12639149
>the people who invented them.
You're funny, anon. Really. Why are we supposed to give a shit about supersticious dead people that used fear to rule stupider people, anyway? Serious question.

>>12639161
>This kills the wolfbros.

>>12639161
Clearly the first order of business is buying some cushioned controller covers then

>>12639162
Yeah, that's right. I will never like you. Yes, take that knowledge to your grave.
No, but seriously, this is getting silly. Can we drop this argument? Like, for good? So people can post not-NTRing demon girls?

>tfw Janet will never know who to send to me

>>12639160
Fucking genius over here.

>>12639159
That's impossible by their very nature, you can't live on semen without being whore, despite what KC's sugarcoating might tell you.

>>12639158
Fuck off and die, cuckfag.

>>12639161
>>12639162
>Roleplaying
We aren't on a forum, nor are we furries.
>inb4 "Stop ruining our fun"
>>12639171
Weren't demons the original yanderes?
>>12639176
Did I hurt your feelings?

"Don't think little Janet forgot about you"

"Want to come over here for a nice hug?"

>>12639176
It's always cute how stupid you people are. I hope you don't expect anyone to take you seriously beyond baiting some anons into replies.

>>12639164
They established the canon of their respective supernatural beings. You may not care for the rules but I do. What's to stop a werewolf from killing you after you've pumped a dozen silver bullets in its heart, if we throw the rules out the wondow?

wow, this thread went from OP to shit in record time.

great job, assholes

>>12639178
I was being sarcastic, you autismal fuck.

>>12639176
>Everybody can't win because I say so
See now this argument is just getting ridiculous.
This whole argument is autistic as fuck, and I'm pretty sure you're just trying to rouse another shitstorm.

So I will stop arguing, but continue to discuss the logistics of waifuing not-NTRing demon girls. Because there's absolutely nothing to lose from letting people do just that.

>>12639154
Ahh thanks, I haven't seen that one before

>>12639183
It's always the first 300 posts.

Less shitposting, more monster girls. Who's your favourite obscure girl?

I like Valkyries and Kunoichis a lot.

>All this Wolf love tonight.

Wunderbar.

>>12639171
This stupid argument didn't need to exist in the first place! I told you last thread that I don't deny the existence of non slut succubi, as stupid as it sounds. But you went berserk over the fact that, historically, they're sluts.

>>12639195
To my knowledge, I'm the only one who likes Dark Angels and Nightmares to any great extent.

>>12639196
Wolf girls are olev.

>>12639183
Don't worry, anon. The time has come to talk of other things.

Historically, Lamias have been said to be child-eaters, or otherwise love the flesh of children.

What if we had a story about a shotacon Lamia girl who always tries and fails to rape the boy she's babysitting while the parents are gone?
Like some Tom and Jerry bullshit?

>>12639198
Nightmares are the only Centaurs I like.

>>12639195
You can't like Kunoichi because she's a succubus subtype, and they're as shit as vanilla ones, going by that anon. I just wanted to express I like Dark Priests, damn.

>>12639203

Have a seat over there

>>12639203
That sounds silly as shit.

>>12639203
I wouldn't mind that at all.

>>12639208
Mah nigga!

>>12639198

Fuck you I like Nightmares.

As well as Wights, Krakens, P'Orcs, and Wolves.

>>12639209
Don't worry anon, no one cares about his opinion. I like Kunoichi and Dark Priests, too

>>12639197
>But you went berserk over the fact that, historically, they're sluts.
Me, no. That was someone else.
>You're a fedora-tipping cunt. I can't stop laughing
I was the one who told that guy to calm down.

>>12639195
I like Kunoichi, despite being cosplay-tier. Also, they marry their targets, so that's another plus.

How do you guys feel about this season's latest slut?

I blame MGU for any and all future shitposts

Anyways, would you fug a succubus if it was the only Monster Girl you could ever have?

>>12639189
Think of it this way, cuckfag. We could talk about mermaids who have feet and can't swim, but then they wouldn't be mermaids anymore would they? The same thing happens when you talk about succubi not being sluts. It's their whole schtick, and talking about them as if they're not sluts is only going to invite the NTR fags to join in, expecting that it's ok to talk about their true interpretation, and shit up the board.

We don't need more fucking subfag cuckolds, so just do everyone a favor and keep your shitty fetishes to yourself.

>>12639226
If I was the only human she could have, then yes.

>>12639226
Succuvirus, yes.

Normal, no.

>>12639226
Stop succubus forcing, fag.

>>12639225

no idea where that's from, but it looks like a cosplay-tier puppy fister.

nice tits though.

>>12639226
I want to see a story where a succubutt appears haughty to people at school.

Yet incredibly and adorably dotes on her small, blind, and frail adoptive human otouto.

>>12639229
>keep your shitty fetishes to yourself
Duly noted. I won't talk about NTR. But succubi, however, have the main trait of wanting lots of semen. It doesn't HAVE to be from multiple sources, thus ruling out potential NTR.

So I won't talk about NTR, and I can still talk about succubi. Everyone wins.

>Liches can shape flesh and spirits together to form chimaeric fusions of MGs to create new breeds.
>An Ushi-Oni could be considered an Arache and Minotaur tri-fused with an Ogre this way
>A Cheticore could be formed without the god-awful usage of futanari bullshit, and everybody can have their horafying rapist invisible catwomen with two tailpussies.

>>12638905
>Holstaurus takes a picture of her dinner
>Everyone is confused why she took a picture of her lawn and posted it

>>12639237
So, Lelouch the succubutt?
Does she also have chuuni imaginations of going on an ebin quest of righting policitcs everywhere?

>>12639225

Loli lich is better for personality, and overpowered demon girl is sexier.

Would you comfort a lonely scylla?

>>12639240
>Ushi-Oni
>Demon Fusion
Lich, please, keep your megaten imaginations in the TV, please. You shouldn't be playing god.

>>12639247
'Course

>>12639237
I would like this idea.
Too bad my list is already longer than I want it to be.

>>12639240
Would a Lich and her husbando raise their creations as if they were their own biological children?Unless their DNA was used to create them.
>>12639243
>Lelouch the succubutt
>Chuuni
That's not really what I had in mind, she'd be tolerably rich suburban Californian levels of haughty.

>>12639181
Hah, see now we're actually getting somewhere, albiet all too painfully slowly and stupidly considering all the obtuse shit to come before it.

Anyway. Yes. Foundation and forefathers has its place in the realm if fictional creatures, absolutely. I think the main point of contention came from getting too hung up on relying on that stencil sameness, and being badly worded but whatever.

Trying to enforce such a lack of creative freedom is suffocating, stagnant, and uninspired. It's not so much a matter of respecting "what came before" as having the integrity to know how to handle it well going forward. Creative liberties can and do get abused beyond reason, hell you can see that enough here with the meek "personalities" some normally harder archetypes get but you won't win people over with demanding they follow some ephemeral "rule". They're going to write, believe and say what they want and no one has some ulterior right to make them stop.

That was the main problem and why writefags here were mentioned, because this is largely a feature of creative evolution that goes above and beyond monster girls or succubus, which are a really shit example of it in the first place, but yeah. What came before exists as reference and inspiration but anyone that lets themselves be so wholly restrained and locked down to it should never ever consider any creative endeavor. Whether something strays too far or not far enough is entirely down to that creator's integrity and ability.

End of the day, you can disagree with someone's belief but you can't demand they regress and stagnate into your own. That's really silly.

>>12639250
But would you comfort a lonely Charybdis?
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130709011256/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/6/67/Charybdis_0.jpg

I want to become an alp

I want to please a cute anon with my slutty alp body.

>>12639235
>Hasn't watched the best adventure anime in years.
Pick it up. It's really good and under the radar. Shingeki no Bahamut - Genesis
>>12639245
Zombie lich loli a cute.

>>12639257
You've already told us this.

>>12639248

>Not playing God
>Implying making a sleight against the Demon Lord and Chief Goddess isn't the most fun thing

You'd be the kind of guy to refuse getting doses of Mummy's Curse, Black Eye, and various other aphrodisiacs before you explode into your Lich like the birth of a star, aren't you?

>>12639252

Yes, sure. Hell, you could probably even pay the Lich to shape a daughteru for you, who has a faster metabolism than normal and will be ready to ravish your dick in less than a month with her wide birthing hips and nubile pussy

>>12639257
As long as your penis is gone and you get big tits, I don't think anyone will object.

>>12639257
I also want to be an alp but I'd only want to yuri with a MG because dicks are gross, especially nerd dick.

>>12638721
Alright, you get one minute.

What is with the lich and succubus forcing lately

Lich = boring undead variant

Succubus = I am ok with this

>>12638910
>mangafox
Literally the worst kind of person

>>12639264
That's just a shitty Crabman Minotaur, not a Holstaur.
>>12639265
>forcing
What crawled up your ass? Anyways, this thread could very well last into Friday.

Uh oh! Your car broke down and the only way for you to get home is riding on the back of your Anubis Professor's motorcycle!

Are you up for some EXTREME Christmas Cake action? Can your freshman self handle this shade of brown? How would you react if she pulled up to her house instead of your's and forcibly dragged you in?

>>12639265
Look, Liches are hot.
They got those tits. Those thighs. And also, how can you say you wouldn't want to fuck a Lich like a rutting animal while she's casually taking notes on your technique?

A succubus is fine too.

You noticed it too? some anon has a raging boner for a lich girl and talks about her all the time.

>>12639262

>There are literally people here who don't want to comfort a childhood friend after they turn into an Alp
>Moving from playful teasing to groping, and eventually, sex
>She will never complain about feeling extra horny, and that she's begun to ache down below
>You will never abstain from sex with her due to realizing the effects are permanent
>You will never save her one day from a group of Paladins, being put in the hospital for weeks due to the amount of chuuni radiation you absorbed
>She will never admit to loving you one day, unleashing the beast within you and fucking her senseless right then and there. In front of everybody.
>The wanton noises and sour smell of the sex driving classmates to schlick and fuck in a giant orgy.
>You will never marry your Alp childhood friend, fucking her illicitly in her wedding down with the white garters framing her pretty pink pussy
>She will never cradle your first child in her arms, smiling about how your daughteru has your eyes

Kill me right fucking now. I can't do this anymore.

>>12639253
>won't win people
This has never been my intention.

>They're going to write, believe and say what they want and no one has some ulterior right to make them stop

The idea that succibi are slut has not once impeded me from enjoying a story where they're not. I capped sloth's succubus in love story myself. I don't even know what I want to say anymore, I'm so tired of this. I just pointed out, that historically, succubi are portrayed as sluts, and yes, when describing the stock character I like to appeal to the canon. You want to write them some other way fine, but don't try to claim the creature is wxactly as oyu claim it to be, everywhere, cause that's you wrote it/imagine it. Until you invent your own, you don't get to change the established rules. If this makes me unimaginative or whatever, so be it.

How do you guys feel about bunny girls?

I want butthurt MGU fags to fuck off back to the bottom of the sea where they belong or to /tg/.

Take Bob with you while you're at it.

>>12639280
They breed faster than elves?

>>12639280
I hear they're great with some garlic and olive oil. I bet my wolfu would like the thrill of hunting them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAFz8UciAWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4zKGdtug7k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QynWlT2hqA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNxo7GFEXWw

>>12639277
That sounds amazing.

I wish I could have a alp childhood friend

>>12639280
Would fuck like, uh... rabbits. So long as I have some bare thigh to work with, that is.

>>12639280

Two words for you friend, and take them in whatever context you want.

Cock. Rocket.

>>12639280
You have to be careful around Bunny girls, they are very dangerous, you know all those stories you hear about Dark Elves?
Nothing compared to Bunny Girls, thats why you never hear about them.
No one survives.
ever.

>>12639284
It's not too late to BE the alp childhood friend, Anon.

>>12639283
Actually that's too mean. Let me get rid of that.

>>12639271
>Forcibly

That's not how you spell willingly, anon

>>12639281
Why did this make me laugh so much?

>>12639280
>that ear placement

Huh, I'd never though I'd say this, but this girls is entirely too vanilla. What have you fags done to me?

>>12639278
>but don't try to claim the creature is wxactly as oyu claim it to be, everywhere
If anyone ever claims that, you point at them and laugh.

That's it.

This whole fucking thing, for that?

Your typing is a mess. Go rest your head.

>>12639293
But anon, wheres the fun in that? It's not as fun to take advantage of a young student if he's OK with it. At least act like you want to protect your innocence, all Monster Girls love a good hunt.

"Janet, have we matched everyone so far on the list?"

"No sir, there are still a few left that we haven't set up yet, I don't think it is a good idea to let Manticores loose yet."

>>12639292
We all know what you did, Anon. It cannot be taken back.

I hear you guys like dinogirls.
Have some VelociPapi.

>>12639301
I look at it this way, you were doomed the moment you hopped on the bike with her. The hunt was everything before it, she knows it, and I know it. Wasting all the energy trying to get away instead of pleasing her seems like a waste at that point.

Yes, I'm implying she somehow sabotaged my car ahead of time

"Why hello there, I am Lissara, I am a very good friend of Janet."

>>12639303
Make sure those shitposters get matched up with matangos and beezelbubs.

>>12639289
Do i get cuddles?

Will I get hard butt fucks if I act bad?

>>12639313

Thanks for reminding me this will never be translated

>>12639316
She is not my friend.

>>12639298
>3 mistakes
>mess

>This whole fucking thing, for that?

You're doing the same thing that guy last thread did. I told you him, and now I'm telling you, I don't have an inherent problem with monoggubus, just the way they were being sold as a genuine article. You people never listen.

>>12639322
"Oh, very well, wrong house"

>>12639312
I promise I won't hunt other anons waifus.

>>12639166
Pawed monstergirls are crap at most videogames requiring hasty button inputs. Whenever they attempt it, they need to sit with their back up against your chest so you can guide them through the more difficult sections.

Are you up to that task?

>>12639328
Why is this Cerberus lacking puppies?

>>12639320
I read that as T-REXT.

>>12639324
>Anon sitting at computer shitposting
>Sees other Anons claiming that Monster Girls are visiting their houses and raping them
>Anon gets excited
>Posts in thread
>Eagerly awaits his Monster Girl
>The doorbell rings
>He runs and opens it
>Gets handed a briefcase
>"Anon, I'm CIA."
>Fucking 4chan Janitors

>>12639330
Sure, but I'm buying one of those arcade sticks for her, I think she'll feel more comfortable with it

>>12639333
Oh God please no.

>>12639336

Was making this whole thing into a greentext part of your plan?