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>>12629061
Premature Edition

At least wait until the main thread hits page 7 or 8.

Gonna try this one more time.
Selling my lightly used (about 5 times) and thoroughly cleaned R20 for $25 shipped anywhere in the US.

onaholeforsale@gmail.com

>>12629099
>selling used onaholes
you cant be cereal.

why dont you want it

>>12629099
I don't think there's a market for used onaholes especially with that price.

>>12629099
ill do it for 10 shipped

>>12629043
>what exactly have you fellas discovered? Which supplements work best?
The cum holy grail. The usual stack is L-arginine, sunflower (not soy) lecithin, zinc and pygeum. I omit the arginine because it gives me headaches, but I've added maca, muira puama and catuaba bark for libido.

Guy with the defective Mouth of truth here, Got some reports on repair attempts:

Heat joining works well on the external polymer that magic eyes uses for the body of their products. Using a heated nail (Fuck you, not getting silicon variants on my $400 soldering iron) I repaired the damages to the corners of the mouth with relative ease.

The internal pink layer is NOT repairable using polymer heat welding. The material retracts into itself as the polymer chains shrink under heat damage. They do not enter a fusible state.

sadly I'm out of waterproof plastics epoxy or plastics weld solvent atm. I'll have to re-supply and try those.

>>12629905
How much does this stuff cost anyway?

>>12630108
Depends on the brand. I mostly stick with Carlson Labs because they're the best quality supplements you can get.

>>12630108
It's kind of pricy starting out, but once you've done that you can stagger purchases so it doesn't seem so bad.

On the topic of supplements, has anyone tried celery seed? What does it even do?

>>12630151
>>12630132
dollar amount pls

>>12630151
Supposed to make your cum pearly and increase the force of ejaculation. Never tried it myself though.

Where do they sell alice dayo?

>>12630160
>dollar amount pls
Oh, fine. Baby.

Lecithin: $10
Zinc: ~$3
L-arginine: Dunno, found a bottle of cheap stuff for about three bucks at a local store IIRC.
Pygeum: ~$10 but I buy the expensive stuff from the Vitamin Shop because it's got a nice blend of stuff
maca: $5
Muira puama: $5-$6
Catuaba bark: $2.50-$5.00

Most of those prices are estimates using Swanson Health's site. You need to consider that buying multiple bottles is the best way to go since they charge a flat five dollar shipping rate, but there you go.

>>12630161
I'll look into it for my next order. I'm about due anyway.

>>12630188
Thanks, didnt meant to inconvenience you

>>12630163
See >>12624792

>>12630163
You'll need a proxy, too.

My Alice Dayo has a bit of a mold spot at the entrance, what would be the best way to clean her up? I've read some household items like bleach, vinegar, and hydrogen peroxide to remove mold, but on things like walls and tiles which I likely wouldn't be rubbing my penis against.

>>12630367
Use the peroxide. It decomposes into water and oxygen both of which are harmless to your dick.

>>12630236
Does tenso care about shipping sex toys? I use them for games and figs n stuff

>>12630372
Thanks. Do I just need to swab the entrance and let it sit for a while?

>>12629936

I'm pretty sure a $400 soldering iron has swappable tips. Maybe they're even hot-swappable.

Which iron do you own? Pic related, it's mine.

>>12629905
If you're taking all those supplements how did you work out that it was the arginine giving you the headache?

>>12630503
I'd wash the toy with hot water and handsoap first. Make sure to rub the insides with your finger, and remove the visible mold. Then sure swap the entrance and maybe dump some down the hole. Rinse when the bubbling stops.

>>12630385
Use JSS like we all do, they're fast and affordable. Pretty sure Tenso doesn't even ship sex toys.

Should I, /jp/ ? (satisfied with my current onaholes, looking into this random stuff out of pure curiosity. ...really!)

>>12630745
Most of it's tamatoy shit. Avoid.

Got my Cocolo last night.. all I can say is. FUCK SHE IS HEAVY

Damn fun though

>>12630780
I haven't heard bad things about their smell products.

There seems to be a fair amount of discussions about customs, and how they may or may not intercept things. If you live in the US and order from one of the CA/IL sites listed, do you have to worry about that since it's already in the country?

>>12631210
There's only a small amount of countries that would "intercept" lewd packages, and the US isn't one of them. Fore those select countries, (or if you're paranoid) you can also just choose to have package sent without packaging.

>>12631210
I'd be more worried if you were in the UK or Canada, but even then they seem pretty lenient, at least for me in Ontario.

Queen Cat sells Puni Holes in Cali, you really have nothing to worry about.

>>12631210
Do you know what customs is? It's already in the country, customs has nothing to do with it. Nobody cares if you're buying rubber fuck toys, they are not illegal.

>>12631429
That's what I was asking. No, I'm not really familiar with it because I'm new to this whole deal and don't do much online shopping. Sincerely appreciate the info though.
>>12631272
>>12631235

>>12630611
Pretty simple: I didn't start taking all of them at once. When I started the arginine the headaches started, when I stopped they stopped.

>>12629905
Do these supplements enhance your experience and help you to go with your onaholes more frequently (like the muria puama and catuaba bark for libido) or is it just to increase cum load and ejaculation, which is an indirect pleasure for those that like to impregnate their onaholes?

So I bought a 17 because it seems to be universally regarded as god's greatest gift to man. It got here a few days ago and i was a little dissapointed. It's tight as fuck which was weird to get used to because my last (and first) onahole was a Boku Ona 2. The inner texture was a bit bland and it was just a bitch to use.

At first I thought it was just shit and I should have made a more researched decision but last night I realized something. Either the lube it came with is awful or it just needs a goddamn gallon of lube to function properly. The lube I usually use is Swiss Navy (because i don't have the funds or patience to constantly import lube) and that seemed to do the job pretty well.

At the very least I can tell by the quality of the rubber it will last me a helluva long time.

tldr: should have got the bordeaux

>>12631807
>So I bought a 17 because it seems to be universally regarded as god's greatest gift to man
Not sure who told you this, chances are they were being intentionally duplicitous.

Has production of LO ceased entirely?

>>12631816
From reviews i've seen and anons in a few of these threads. It was a spur of the moment thing and I really ought to have thought about it more. No use crying over it now. It's not awful. I just expected more out of it.

Semi-unrelated: How good are the holiday sales at NLS/ToyDemon

>>12631807
>Buying 17
>Not buying bordeaux

Das it mane

>>12631829
Best sales are during black friday weekend (last Weekend of November) for ToyDemon. You really shouldn't buy from them at any other time really. They give pretty nice discounts on the products maybe 10-20% off and last year they gave an additional 10% or 5% off coupon. Might be better or worse this year who knows.

I feel like the Japanese stores don't have a black friday sale, but if they did it would be so nice... I'd buy so much from them. Also this is my first year using Japanese stores so I am still not very sure on their sales. Also queencat and kanojotoys do periodic holiday and black friday sales too I believe.. or basically most US-based stores.

>>12631801
The muira puama, catuaba and maca are marketed as aphrodisiacs and do increase libido and help you go at it more frequently. The zinc is supposed to increase testosterone levels which should have a similar effect and the arginine increases erection strength which should make it easier to get a boner for another session. About the only things purely for load volume are the lecithin and pygeum, and even those have other health benefits.

I've also read the arginine increased pleasure, but I didn't notice that. Horny goat weed does work miracles in that regard though, the blend I've got adds a lot to my session.

Do you guys want to see a joke?

>>12631866
Thanks. Pretty interested in getting some specific supplements so thanks for that info. This should totally be added to the pastebin.

>>12631876
That's pretty lame.. a lot of people like the box art and the complete package. I think they get those imported with the boxes in the US anyways... I think they are doing that if they ship internationally to other countries, but to just do that for everyone is pretty lame. Oh well saves them the trouble of trying to figure out which countries don't allow that box art... how considerate of them..

>>12631866
Horny goat weed?

>>12631829
are you sure the reviews are on 17 and not 17 evo?

>>12632078

Epimedium. Has an ingredient that works in a similar fashion to Viagra.

Shit works, yo. You can get it at your local Walgreens, if you can stomach buying a bottle with HORNY GOAT WEED in big letters.

Anyone else ever rummaged through their rents lingerie cabinet and worn her delicates while using a hole? Or making your hip wear her clothes as well. Best wanks are always with mums panties.

>>12631876
As far as I know, CoolMaleSexToy sell it with original box.

JewDemon is just being for what it is.

>>12632185
I lover you /jp/

>>12632185
>rents
>mums
wat

So what proxies should I use that won't mind shipping Alice Dayo, have low overhead costs, free registration, and are reliable?

I'm not sure that Tenso (who I normally use for games and stuff) will ship alice dayo as they have a "No obscene materials" policy which is rather vague.

Can anyone be a bro an link me a competitive service /jp/?

>>12632185
When I was 12 or so I wore my mom's stockings and used my parent's astroglide to masturbate. They had a full body mirror that I'd watch myself in while I did it. I loved the way my body would move subconsciously as I got closer to orgasm. I also used to record myself humping a soft blanket at the same age. Seeing my ass muscles contract was wild.

Anyway, one day I came on the mirror with a huge load for a kid at that age and forgot to clean it up. I remember seeing white streaks in the bottom corner of it for a few days and then it was gone. I still wonder if they knew what it was they cleaned off of their mirror. Also if those recordings constituted child porn.

Puberty was weird.

>>12632440
>Also if those recordings constituted child porn.
I used to consider saving pictures of myself back when I was around 13, since I already knew what CP was and thought I could make a killing off of it when I grew up later. But sadly government intervention kills the enterpeneur spirit in children.

>>12632440
I also used to record myself. Theyre still around here somewhere..

>>12632457
>>12632449
I really worry about what I might've done if I had had high speed internet when I was that age. How many stupid kids do what we did and then send stuff to actual pedophiles? I know my ex sent pics to some creep on AIM.

>>12632469
>sending pics for free
Man people are fucking dense.

>>12632449
Is it illegal to own child porn of yourself?

>>12632469
I dont know. Probably a lot. My current gf did that too. (obv before we started dating) Fucking disgusting.

>>12632477
Yes actually it is I've heard of a 16 year old charged because she distributed pics of herself.

>>12629905
>>12632164
>>12630188
Would there be any negative effects or particularly negative long-term effects if these were used (maybe affecting libido or whatever else later on)? I'm in my early 20s and I don't need them, but it sounds like it'd make onahole-ing more enjoyable. Also the swanson health site has them for pretty cheap, would that indicate any unintended consequences for those products?

>>12632519
Distribution of CP is a bit different than just owning it.

>>12632436
http://japanshoppingservice.jp/onlinestore/

Are there any recommended 1:1 chunks of ass?

>>12632645
don't buy that shit
its ribbing is very mediocre

>>12632654
I was originally looking at the Puni DX, but it just seems like having something larger would be worth it.

Something you could place down in front of your monitor and just go at it, full force.

>>12632667
You can do that with the Puni. Cocolo also. There are bigger hips on NLS, go take a look

>>12630518
http://www.rpelectronics.com/wd1002-variable-temp-soldering-station-80w-iron-digital.html

A slightly older version of this. Running to the store to buy a new tip is a pain, Heating up a penny nail with a blowtorch is easy.

In other news, I don't think solvent welding methods will work on this material, a sample of the inner material I took didn't enter a plyable state when exposed to methylene chloride. Looks like the only option for reattaching inner material to the teeth is waterproof epoxy. I'll have to go re-supply and give that a try.

>>12632667
You should take a look at the Wonder Ring Poco Pen, it's the newest hip by Magic Eyes and looks
pretty sweet for doggy style.

>>12632667
>>12632696
The poco pen looks great, except the reviews haven't been the best. But Magic eyes has a new, bigger hip coming out.

http://magiceyes.jp/products/item/kiwami.php

I wanna get a hip, so hopefully this is better than the poco pen.

Could someone who owns this
http://en-nls.com/pict1-38487?c2=9999
please post a picture of it next to something so I can gauge the size. I get that it it's as heavy as the Puni DX but since it has shoulders and tits I'm having trouble seeing how that would work and their pics aren't helping.

I'm deciding whether to get this or the Puni and this might be the deciding factor.

>>12632738
Here, I own both. Put in some other stuff to compare them to. If you need more pics I'll hook you up.

>>12632758
Ahhh, okay. Thanks for the pics. I'm probably going to go with the Cocolo. Which do you prefer? Any defects or anything I should be aware of? Most importantly, does the cocolo bulge during use?

Thanks in advance for indulging my weird requests. Also, nice controller.

>>12632760
I prefer the puni for doggystyle and the cocolo for everything else.

No defects, (at least on mine)
Caveat - The cocolo is harder to clean because it is tighter, and does not have a hole on the back. The puni is almost straight through and has a cleaning hole on the back.

And yes. It does. More vaginal bulging when missionary. It bulges anal in doggy if you angle it right.

Thanks. Its my girlfriend's

>>12632768
Awesome. Thanks again, Anon. Much appreciated.

>>12632708
Thanks. I might have to wait for the one you linked since it looks about what I need.

I might try the puni dx in the mean time if it really is decent for doggy style.

>>12632758
Is there a good hip onahole that I can put shorts on it?

>>12632857
The puni takes toddler underwear. Id assume it takes toddler shorts as well. I think the cocolo's hips are too small.

>>12632857
You can put small underwear on the Puni DX and Poco Pen.

>>12632867
I was thinking of volleyball shorts. I think burumas would fit though

>>12632884
3dpd stop

>>12632892
k den

>>12628902
Pls respond

>>12632954
Yes I'm pretty sure e-packet requires a signature.

>>12632954
just get DHL shekelberg

>>12632954
You don't have to worry about signing with e-packet.

>>12632523
Owning CP of yourself is illegal, but how the hell would you get caught?
You see children charged with distribution because if they didn't distribute it, no-one would have known.

>>12632521
Clearly the people taking them don't think so. Most of it's herbal or just higher doses of naturally occurring stuff anyway, but if you're concerned you should do the research for yourself. I have and all I've decided to avoid is yohimbe.

>>12633254
Most shit you download has tracking worms on it so the popo can get you.

>>12633261
You know that this isn't true, right?

>>12633261
you scared ass bitch

>>12633274
I watch Dr. Phil, I know the score dawg.

There are three versions of Alice Dayo on the Alice-stage site. What's the difference between the materials versions? Should I wait for "Good material ver 2" to come back in stock, or is the cheaper original still worth the cost of forwarding?

>>12632758
wow that cocolo is way bigger than i thought. Thanks for posting.

>>12633259
For sure. Thanks for the response.. just thought I'd ask anyways since I'm just barely discovering this. The non-"passion" or non-libido supplements seem to be okay though, since it's actually for regular health benefits that apparently have the side effect of load size or whatever.

>>12631819
Yes, Roa Hard replaces it.

>>12630518
>hot-swappable
Nice pun. It made me horny. Thank you.

>>12633393
Normal is still pretty damn good, but Good Material ver. is slightly larger. Firmness is AGM1<AGM2<Normal ABS, from soft to firmer. That's not to say ABS is hard, at all.
It's also worth mentioning that AGM1 is the most resilient/durable, really hard to damage. AGM2 rips more easily. ABS somewhere in between.

You can wait for restock but people have been waiting for many months, someone should really shoot them a mail to ask what is up.

>>12625773
Anyone else have any recommendations for something tight and soft, maybe with a uterus/suction?

>>12633774
Hi, this is me, Dr. Big C0ck. (I don't actually have a big cock)

I dunno if someone already told you this, but tsurupeta soft is soft and tight. Look for "smooth and flat" on NLS.

>>12633819
tsurupeta soft is *really* small, though.

>>12633774
tight, soft, suction: alice in first stage, AGM material. but it's out of stock. other than that some Tomax product in soft like the uterus is bound to be good.

>>12633836
Lilith Uterus is a loose hole, though.

>>12632867
Will they alert the authorities if I buy children underwear and a poco pen?

>>12634095
Separately? Doubtful. I'd say buy some pantsu from Amazon or some shit. You may get put onto some parent's list at worst.

>>12634059
Soft and at the same time tighter holes are quite rare, really.

I have several Peace bottles dated 2014.01.01(production date). How long does lube stay good? I'm not going through it that fast.

>>12634243
Cover yourself in it and just rub everywhere. Before showering, of course. Shit's fun.

I have discovered the definitive method for cleaning used onahole.

>Get water running
>Put two fingers inside hole
>Make peace sign with fingers and allow water to flow into the opening
>Close peace sign, open it again, let water flow through
>Scrape bottom with fingers

Cleans it up in less than a minute, then you just need to dry.

>>12634439
Sounds fucking self-explanatory dude. Use fingers to rinse, then dry. The drying is the hard part. I just turn most inside out (turn inside out, dry inside, turn back, dry outside). Also have these hotpowers towel sticks for trickier holes.

>tfw no loli onaholes support my length/girth
How can I make them fit but feel as they would with an asian tier willy?

>>12634455
I did a lot of methods, this is the most efficient one I found that also causes the least amount of damage to the rubber.

>turning them inside out

I hope they were designed with that in mind, otherwise you went full retard

Why do you fags want to cum more? Do you have pitiful little cum drools or something? The supplements you're talking about are for guys who wanna cum on or in a real girl, cumming that much and thick in your hole just makes for more cleanup.

>>12634527
For ejaculatory pleasure. More force, longer ejaculations (Parallel, but not equal in length to orgasm), more feeling to the burst.
And it's the same cleanup, honestly. Most of the mass comes off/out easily at once regardless of the size.

Load size is just one benefit though. Energy, erection strength, libido, orgasm intensity, nerve sensitivity(?), focus, etc.

>>12634465
Onaholes are generally marketed towards Asian willies so they should fit you unless you're bellow 4".

>>12634472
They are but of course, flipping shortens its lifespan.

>>12634527
The thought that counts.

>>12634537
>Onaholes are generally marketed towards Asian willies so they should fit you unless you're bellow 4".
He knows that, and is referring to problems in the other direction.

>>12634465
Move up to real women holes, son. Your dick is not meant for lolis.

>>12633819
I missed you. I love it when you say that.

Speaking of, where's Sergio? I haven't seen him in the past couple of threads.

>>12634552
Sucks to have the imaginary disease dylexia.

>>12634465
Soft onaholes can stretch to accomodate your BBC. Try Tomax Venus Clone/Real. It's the most popular here since people with small and big wankers tend to like it.

>>12634600
>Sucks to have the imaginary disease dylexia.
That made me think, damn it.

>>12634600
>BBC
I want cucks to fuck off

>>12634527
>The supplements you're talking about are for guys who wanna cum on or in a real girl
The supplements being taken are for guys that want to cum more period. Whether you choose to blow that load on a real woman, a figure, an onahole or just your hand is irrelevant past that point. Think of it as a mental pleasure if you will. It's trivial to clean up the extra amount anyway.

Well my VA grad just arrived, first hole.

Just touching it is making me really fucking horny, holy shit.

>>12634838
I know that fuckin feel anon. Take it easy and go slow. Its gonna blow your mind

>>12634907
It's definitely something else.

I think I used way too much lube though so I couldn't really feel the ribs.

Cumming inside something fills a sort of primal urge.

>>12634919
yeah I used to do that too, Youll figure out how much you want the more you use it. I usually use a dime sized amount

>>12634955
I'll try again later.

Also I didn't get a warmer but the tapwater trick didn't keep it very war for long.

Do those really work well?

>>12635045
I have the newer warmer by Rends, and I never go without it. It's way more convenient to using water since it's not messy and doesn't take nearly as long. As long as you only use the USB outlet on your computer and not a wall adapter, it shouldn't get too hot to do any damage within the 4-5 minutes it takes to warm it. If you do end up getting one, just check it every minute when you use it for he first time to make sure it doesn't get too hot until you work out the best time for your hole. Make sure you use lube with it, too.

>>12635077
>5 minutes
Really?
The guide said something like 20-30 which is why I held off, I'll definitely be getting one then.
And when you say with lube you mean add the lube and then heat?

>>12635045
It's going to be similar to what happens with the water... the heat dissipates really fast. The onyl difference is you're sticking a stick in and might have to wait about 20-30 minutes as opposed to maybe 5-10 minutes for the water and having to dry off the water. Also some holes you might have to lube up the warmer too so you have to clean that as well.

>>12635088
your dick is warm unless youre a skelington. The friction heat and body temp of dick will maintain warmth

>>12635083
Yes, in my experience 5 minutes is enough. It gets a little too hot after that. You don't want the hole to be unlubed when you insert the warmer, since there's too much friction which could hurt the hole. Also, the heat from you stroking yourself will keep the hole warm.

Lube the hole, insert the warmer, plug it into the USB port, wait 4-5 minutes (checking every minute or so if you're unsure about how warm it gets for the first time), unplug it from the USB port, take out the warmer, and have at it.

>>12635083
The instructions on Toy Demon say 5 minutes also.
http://www.toydemon.com/usb-onahole-warmer

>>12635119
Yeah pretty much,
the onaho warmer just preheats it to keep you from sticking your dick in ice.

Is there a way to safely thin out peace's a little?

>>12635213
Drop of paint thinner

>>12635213
...Water?

>>12635213
Isn't it thin enough already? To me Peace's is like an expensive bottle of water that you can't drink.

I got my first hole about a month ago (lolinco) really liked the sensation when I first got it, but it's torn a lot now and doesn't feel as good as it first did. Anyone got recommendations for ones in that price range that feel good but don't tear as easy?

Also how's the mouth of truth if anyone's tried it?

>>12629099
I'll pay you 30 if you use it, don't clean it, and send it in a sealed zip lock bag

>>12632758
jesus christ, why you buy even one of those?

>>12634527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=GIYFR1zBIZ0#t=4487
If the link fucks up go to 1:14:47 and let Patrice explain it to you.

>>12635351
Because I like lolis. The box art was nice too

>>12635351
Where do you think you are?

>>12635351
Are you new here?

>>12635351
To put my dick into. What are you, gay?

>>12635238
Mouth of truth is great. feels like a real blowjob.

>>12635453
fuck you nigga you aint me

>>12632758
What daki is that.

>>12635457
I break into your house and use your Puni every other night, faggot.

>>12635433
>you will never get egged on the top of your head
Why do this to me, anon?

>>12635460
>green long hair
90% it's a Miku

>>12635460
Yes its Miku. Pics can be provided but she is shy

>>12635469
u got it

>>12635469
>>12635479
I guessed it was miku, I would like a picture, because it could be the same as mine, just curious if it is.

>>12635484
>Not coming home after a long day at work and having youre waifu waiting in a seductive twilight

>>12635463
that would explain why it never dries

>>12635511
There are no dakis of my waifu. I'm jealous, anon. Please treat her well.

>>12635511
Ah, not the same, but that one looks extremely cute. I hope you treat her well!

Any thoughts on Puni DX vs.Puni DX hard edition?

>>12635521
>>12635517
thank you gentleman. I do treat her well. And she returns the favor ;)

Recently got the Lolinco. Feels amazing. However, I'm pretty curious how others feel.

So what's an onahole that's completely unlike the lolinco? Wanna spread my horizon a bit.

>>12635625
I have the Lolinco and Meiki 005. To me, the 005 is the exact opposite. The Lolinco is tight and firmer, while the 005 is soft and on the loose side. Not hotdog down a hallway loose, but more gentle so you last longer. They're nice for a contrast, but I'd honestly like something soft but tight.

>>12635625
a blender

>>12632758
Interestingly, of all the things visible in that image, the one thing that makes me positive you are completely insane is that pink xbox controller. Everything else is understandable due to the unfortunate circumstances of certain existences - and is thus forgivable... but there's no excuse for that fucking controller.

>>12635811
see

>>12632768
>Its my girlfriend's

>>12635819
I wonder what your 3DPD gf thinks about your "hobby"

>>12635819
>mfw my 3DPD gf kosupure my waifu
Thinking of dumping her anyway

>>12635827
she hates it, but allows me to do it.

She'll never understand unfortunately. But I respect her opinion.

>>12635843
What a cunt.

Women having horse dick and dog dick dildos is perfectly fine but a guy having a loli onahole is sick and perverse. Its all plastic, who gives a fuck.

>>12635854
Feminism

I want to get a Puni DX but I can't deal with the shipping cost almost as much as the actual thing.

>>12635854
No she hates it because im having sex with something that isnt her. She likes anime. and shares my love of miku.

>>12635870
Strange thing is you can get it cheaper and faster (DHL) at NLS than local online stores.

>>12635854
No, most women are not okay with horse or dragon dildos. I'll agree that there is a double standard when it comes to sex toys for men and women though.

>>12635854
Probably not the place to be discussing such things, but I recall some women trying to ban all things sex related for males under the pretense that it promotes rape and having sex with something without it giving consent.

The ironic part about it was that the person giving the lecture was a lesbian porn producer if I'm not mistaken. An industry heavily reliant on penis shaped sex toys.

Poco Pen just arrived, i guess the random underwear i ordered from NLS fits her well enough.

>>12635927
Found the video. It's only 18 minutes. Do yourself a favor and watch the whole thing and listen to this rock-solid reasoning from a person who is definitely not an imbecile. She is a lawyer and also a business owner, after all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxVBjfHzdI4

>>12635517
>There are no dakis of my waifu.
There was a fellow on /m/ who commissioned an artist for a Haman daki cover and then had it printed up by some company.

>>12635937
>TedX
Anger!? Just what I wanted!
Well shit im gonna need an ona use after this

>>12635854
She sounds like less of a cunt than most women since she didn't go all "me or the holes" mode.

>>12635929
I need to ask you this. how does it work with those flat legs

>>12635937
Ill make sure to ask my sex toys for consent from now on. :^)

>>12635929
Nice, be sure to tell us how you like it.

>>12635949
I don't think anger would be an appropriate response. Laughter and facepalming, sure.

Anyway, I have a Julia Plus that I've been using. Originally I got it because It looked like it nice rough canal design but it turned out to be a lot softer than I was hoping. Also there's a weird air pocket built into the front of it so it makes quite a bit of noise.

Anyone got any suggestions for something a bit more firm with nice rough texturing?

>>12635937
She basically brings up some Philip K. Dick robot rights stuff,
she says nothing abut non sentient sex toys.

>>12635937
mfw

>>12635937
And they wonder why men are pent-up with anger and all potential mass shooters.

>>12636088
Did we watch the same video?

Because all I got from that was a call for robot rights.

>>12636119
>robot rights
Have you not learned anything from recent events. When women wants something there's always something extra with it.

>>12636129
What recent events?
All I see on the news is Ebola infected isil members are coming to kill us all.

>>12635119
If I stick my finger in mid session it feels really warm, but it doesn't feel warm to my dick at all.

Not cold, but if it felt hot the whole time I'd imagine it would feel leagues better.

>>12636134
He probably means 4channish type events I won't name. Feminist stuff on the national news usually involves actual human rights violations by IS like kidnapping, rape, slave trade, etc.


I've been interested in the kupa roa and mouth of truth, but some of the reviews have indicated they might be on the smaller side and the anon above had a defective one. Since they're a tad on the pricy side, does anyone know how durable one can expect them to be or if they even work well with average-ish american size?

>>12635937
>every sexual interaction with a robot could be considered rape

>>12636248
Oh that bullshit.

I suggest getting Rina over Roa she can take a bigger dick then her sister,
the mouth of truth has hard plastic teeth which some people like and some hate.

>>12636262
Assuming its sentient and dose not consent,
why in the hell you would make a fully sentient sex toy is beyond me.

>>12636281
Even if it's sentient, you can program it so it always gives consent.

What do then?

>>12636295
At that point why make it sentient and invite controversy and possibly legal action?

Besides this is more of an issue for AI developers and ethics majors (maybe the supreme court?).

>>12636327
Just a what if really.

I imagine if the SJWs decides to make all rowboat sentient because muh feelings and muh rape, there would be black hats who crack those rowboats and make them give consent all days long.

And I bet the SJWs would still get mad and deny a robot's consent if it's loli/shota-shaped, despite the fact it thinks like every "adult"-shaped robots.

>>12636295
If you figured out how to program a flesh girl to always give consent there are a lot of people who would consider that rape, too.

>>12635947
I might look into that. Sounds expensive, though. Will I ever have a Kino daki?

>>12636343
So it's just muh feeling at that point, consent or not.

If I figure that out, I sure as shit wouldn't let people know about it.

Ordered something about a full week ago. Just now did en-nls deign to ship it out.

I've been saving up for it, and it's starting to kill me. At least I ordered DHL, so it'll be here within a day or 2.

>>12636352
If you ever figure out the formula for those magical mindbreak drugs you should at least share them with /jp/, we've been here for you the whole time.

>>12636356
No, fuck you, even /jp/ is infiltrated by SJWs to the core, I will keep it my family traditions just like in my eroge.

So, my first and only onahole was some cheap 10 dollar piece of shit add on from Amazon and I've more or less destroyed it. It has tears all over it, a large rip from the opening to 1/3 of the way down the length, and a hole in the back that wasn't there before. Last night I was using it and suddenly the tip of my dick felt cold and I realized my head had popped out of the hole in the back. It feels a lot better that way.

Anyway what I'm meaning to ask is, will it hold out until mid-late December? I'm moving to a new place then and am planning on ordering a hip as a housewarming gift. The hole has lasted from July till now. If it can't, what can I do until then? Masturbating without it just isn't satisfying.

>>12636295
>Even if it's sentient, you can program it so it always gives consent.
Reprogramming primed android without consent is rape.

>>12636398
If you reprogram it while it is off it won't even notice.

>>12636401
Google will know. They always know.

>>12636389
just buy another piece of shit 10$ one

>>12636406
Not if it isn't connected to the net, it isn't.

It's going to be my personal bodyguard AND fuckbot.

>>12636389
>not stocking up for winter
Shiggy

>>12636426
>Not if it isn't connected to the net, it isn't.
I hope you don't buy any propriety android then.

>>12635876
Yeah well.. I dont think she would be comfortable being used like an onahole, just getting banged whenever you needed to get-off with no mind to her needs.

Which is why the onahole exists.

>"Why are you using a sextoy when you have me?"
>"Oh? You want me to use you as a sextoy?"

>>12636433
Goddamn, since this is future tech, I can't make any assumption.

Google will probably know once I start messing with her head and she stops sending them signals.

enough with the fuckbot discussion already

we'll get to the future when we get there

>>12636443
It's likely not possible in our lifetimes considering the slow crawl of AI development, sythentic tissues and women already trying to banning stuff that doesn't exist yet.

>>12636389
Just buy a cheap hole off nls. You can get a decent one for 20$ with shipping.

What do you put the lube in to heat it in the microwave?
Just the bottle?

>>12636451
>women already trying to banning stuff that doesn't exist yet.

By the time all of these technologies exist and are ready to be implemented in sexbots, disgusting feminism is likely to have been dismantled and marginalized along with their terrible laws.

I hope.

>>12636345
http://www.hobbyheart.com/custom-made-dakimakura-hugging-body-pillow-cover-p-6.html#.VE8Q8kpX-uY
$50+ plus what ever the artist charges not that bad if you ask me,
also good taste Kino is cutie.

>>12636467
It's not recommended though. Learned it the hard way that cleaning molten lube isn't fun... Of course I waited awhile before I cleaned it but I think you get the idea.

>>12636471
It's unlikely, but whatever happens, I will keep doing illegal shit against shitty laws.

>>12636480
Not recommend to heat at all?
I was thinking like 2-5 seconds max.

I masturbated nineteen times yesterday, and I think I am finally satisfied. So far i havent had the urge to masturbate or have gotten horny.

What kind of onahole do you recommend for someone like me?

>>12636358
>SJW to the core
Maybe this is my outsider speaking, but /jp/ looks to pretty much everyone to be the most SJW unfriendly board. Calling someone who agrees with first or second wave feminist values an SJW is really reaching for it. You should reserve SJW for a really specific type of person unless you're /v/.

>>12636501
>Calling someone who agrees with first or second wave feminist values an SJW is really reaching for it.

It's not. Feminism has always called for the retarded delusional shit that SJW commonly espouse.

It's just that they didn't have the internet to spread their "message."

>>12636498
Only microwave the amount you'll use and find a microwave safe container to do it.

>>12636398
Actually I would call it assault if it happens with out consent.

>>12636426
I would love to have a fuckable battle loli gynoid,
but I have no idea why you would want it to be sentient and thus capable of deciding your not worth protecting.

>>12636501
Whatever, can't trust 4chan nowadays even if I want to.

For example in the Higurashi thread, I have seen cap of tumblr capping /jp/ posts in it, there are rats in here and I wouldn't trust any of it.

>>12636436
She wanted to suck my dick, but i played supreme commander instead. I failed hardcore. Hold me /jp/

>>12636512
The situation in question was when the feminist-aligned government decides to make all robots sentient due to muh robot rights, so the appropriate solution is to illegal modify it back to being a computer.

>>12636510
Alright I'll try it out tomorrow, sounds like transferring it into the hole will be a little annoying.

>>12636518
Nobody cares about you, or your girlfriend. Go attention whore elsewhere.

I suggest facebook.

>>12636524
KBAI

>>12636506
Some of them yes, some of them no.

There are some who are really just misandrists and others who just want Muslims to stop stoning rape victims,
sadly the internet has a tendency to amplify the negative elements of most things.

>>12636519
I'll be honest I don't ever see that happening,
making a purpose built machine sentient is utterly pointless and cruel.

>>12636500
What's your refractory period like? Can you keep fapping after an orgasm to achieve another shortly after?
If you're like me, you might get the most mileage out of an r20. I've been able to come 6 times in around 20 minutes with it.

I can only come twice in a row with my hand, but I was amazed how many times I could with the r20.

>>12636533
I disagree. And thats why people will do it. Differing opinions

>>12636523
I know!
Microwave your lube in one of these then inject it into the onaho,
and if you get a gf (or bf I don't judge) you can do the same thing to get them ready for butt play.
http://en-nls.com/pict2-466-9999?c2=13001014

>>12636533
The SJW faggots will say a machine without emotion is cruel because to them emotion is everything.

>>12636544
emotions are pretty important, i would be pretty unhappy if i became the subject of a lobotomy

unless maybe i had lost the capability to be unhappy

>>12636544
I have a feeling most governments (and the robots) would disagree.

>>12636535
Depending on how aroused I am my refractory period can be about 1 minute.
Im not looking to fap a whole lot, I really hate how much I masturbate. Im looking for a hole that will make me feel like I dont need to masturbate again right after, something that will make me feel satisfied in one go.

>>12636551
>>12636553
Those are all emotionally speaking.

>>12636551
unhappiness is an emotion.

>>12636557
purely logically speaking everything is pointless

>>12636528
>There are some who are really just misandrists and others who just want Muslims to stop stoning rape victims,

And every single one of them will apologize for the wacky nutjobs who want to exterminate men from the face of the earth.

They won't disavow them. They won't make any efforts to refute them. In fact, the people espousing that stupid bullshit are frequently the very leaders of the "movement," shaping every single facet of feminism.

This is how it's been since the damn thing started. Feminism is a hate group, deal with it.

>>12636566
i don't apologize for people who want to kill all women and i have no need to, as they do not speak for or represent me, nor do i go out of my way to disavow them or refute what they have to say

Can we go back to talking about plastic vaginas before they do it for free all over us

>>12636563
Unless you arbitrarily stick a point to it.

>>12636569
But if you are a feminist, you do apologize for the women who want to kill all men. Because they do represent them, and they make no efforts to change that.

It's like being a member of the KKK, but trying to claim "oh no, I don't hate niggers like THOSE guys!" but doing absolutely nothing to stop them, say anything contrary, or even refute any of their "points" about black people.

Feminism is an ideological hate group. That is a factual statement.

>>12636566
>Feminism is a hate group
Its a movement not a centralized group,
and there is not much point in refuting all of the idiots from tumblr or wherever,
but I would bet you would see some condemnation if something hit the national news like misandrist spree shooter.

Take it to /pol/

This thread is about rubber vaginas.

>>12636572
does anyone else here have phimosis? i have trouble masturbating with my foreskin retracted and i heard that can cause issues with sex / masturbators

>>12636577
i'll just defer to >>12636572 and stop here since this argument could take up to three hundred posts and i'm not really interested in writing 150 of them

Can we please not fucking talk about how toxic feminism is on the fucking onahole thread? I've been using this as a safe space because twitter is beyond saving right now. I'm seriously gonna lose my shit if I can't even by safe from talk about this in a fucking thread about weaboo male sex toys.

or maybe we just leave the whole 'sex bot' thing alone. Such a device would be unreasonably expensive and a nightmare to maintain.

Dolls are cool but if you ever go to youtube to see the doll factories and the manufacturing process and such, the videos are inundated with comments about how poorly those "women" are being treated. Not allowed to have souls and they can only exist to please men. Sex dolls are apparently an attack on women and immoral despite everything wildly off base about those sentiments.

Just stick with the onaholes and the hips. If you're feeling nutty, you go with one of these luxury dealies. The moment you put arms, legs and a face on them though, apparently the pareidolia instincts kick in for some people and they believe what they are seeing are enslaved people.

>>12635338
This nigga is serious because i once met a nigga like him that was in fact serious about something like this, called told him he was a faggot and never spoke to him again

In addition I got a double layer whatever the fuck it is I cant read this shit "Kangen Meiki Syugi" shit is alright for its cheap as fuck price.

>>12636555
Oh fuck that then. I don't like the r20 anyways since it's too stimulating and the orgasms aren't nearly as satisfying as my other holes.

Get a good soft onahole depending on your budget. Tomax venus real/clone are a solid choices, but there are many more.

>>12636592
You should do your best to join the Japanese twitternet, lots of good people and less dumb politics shit.

>>12636594
>the videos are inundated with comments about how poorly those "women" are being treated. Not allowed to have souls and they can only exist to please men.

Do you have any examples of those types of videos? I want to laugh at some morons right now.

Tomorrow's the day!

>>12636601
today was suppose to be the day for me.
But for some reason I got free 2 day shipping for no fucking reason, shit showed up on saturday sitting out there for who knows how long when the blacks are out looking for defenceless onaholes to steal shipped from that place in illinois.

>>12636600
Again, the thread is kinda derailing at this point, but -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgDHxaC_VwU

There's a bunch of others in the related videos worth watching too.

... but back on topic now, I wonder how hard it would be do design my own simple hole? I guess all you would need to do is carve out the negative mould for the canal, dangle it into a drinking glass or something, then pour the rubber into the glass and wait for it to cure.... but without 3d modelling and one of those fancy 3d printers, the negative would have to be crudely carved or dremmeled out the old fashioned way.

>>12636535
refractory peroid?
Jesus i mean I didn't even know there was a word for that until you just said it.
I wish I didn't have to use N20 to have endless orgasms and could cum inside my own cummy filled ownhole 20 times in 6 minutes or whatever. jesus.

>>12636577
Its not group its movement,
it's like having Christians and then insane fundamentalists.

>>12636594
The people leaving those comments are nuts,
I find them kinda creepy with the whole blank dead stare thing but come on there not undead there more like golems.

>>12636611
You could use a lathe and get some liquid silicone,
I hope you post pics if it works out.

>>12636611
Thanks for the link. The few comments I've read (still watching the video) seem pretty tame and progressive, though.

I'm disappointed that all the dolls in the video are western ones. Are there really people on this planet who think they don't look like trash?

>>12636599
Sadly my the part of my job that requires managing social media for geek events groups doesn't allow me to just turn off all the people I don't want to hear shit from.

Honestly thinking of quitting if this shit keeps up, and I built this company from the ground up and dropped out of Penn.

BUT ANYWAYS.

I'm thinking about buying a hip / doll what're good starter hips where I can see if it's a thing I like?

Is it worth it to buy an Usahane to see if I like the implementation of a doll? Or just drop the money on in liplop or something?

>>12636633
Yeah was just reading them too. Seems the tone has changed since last I looked at them.

>>12636625
Putting the silicone on a lathe would carve out something closer to a dildo, I think... that is is if can cut at all and no just flap all over the place. I think I would have to meticulously carve a textured negative from a piece of wood like a brook handle or something or maybe a length of hard plastic. Like so. Then pour the liquid around it in a drinking glass.

>>12636577
If you think there is a central feminist group or something, you're delusional. There are various lines of thought in feminism and many act counter to each other. The Third Wave bullshit that you see all the time on the internet is generally sex negative, but sex positive forms of feminism do exist as was the case during the second wave of the 50s-70s. Spouting stuff the way you do makes you look like an uninformed /v/irgin.

>>12636582
Yeah, I'm sorry, but I'll take the 5 year old route and go "he started it."

>>12636635
Poco Pen and Puni DX are pretty fantastic for the price. People also like the Cocolo but it's unsure of whether it's a hip or a giant onahole. None of these are cheap, but you will most likely get the best usage from them.

Don't get the Meiki EPH. Totally not worth the expense, poorly designed, and way too soft. There's one called Dreamy Namagoshi though that I haven't tried, but people say it feels divine. Personally not a fan of segmented hips with only one method of use though.

Sure was a nice pruning we got there

>>12636595
It's more common than you realize. Some guys will make requests like that in private but I don't even think that's legal.

he does it for free

>>12636657
Probably a sign we should talk about rubber vaginas and not flesh ones.

>>12636661
Japan has yet to invent a self-cleaning onahole.

>>12636665
Cleaning is extremely easy though. I'm sure it will be automated in time.

>>12636665
Technology will find a way.
Nothing else has been more innovative quite like porn and war.

>>12636661
Agreed. Not because they pruned us but because thats what the thread is about.

Anyone own the inflatable loli doll? Airy I think its called

I'm thinking about placing my first order with NLS but I'm worried that it won't come in time. You see, I live with my brother in a pretty small apartment (shared bedroom) and I don't want him finding out that I'm buying these. It just so happens that he'll be out of town this weekend so I thought that this is my chance. If I order now with DHL do you think it will arrive before the weekend is over? Any embarrassing problems? Or should I just come clean to him before ordering? I just want to get my onaholes and have them hidden by the time he gets back.

>>12636650
How're the textures on the Poco Pen and Puni DX? Does /jp/ have any info on build quality? I hear that the puni bleeds oil like a mother though.

>>12636674
It is likely. which country do you live in anon, or state if freedomland

>>12636665
I could imagine one that hooks up the your faucet and rinses its self after use maybe even adding some disinfectant and blow drying it,
but it would be expensive, immobile and hard to fap with.

>>12636682
Puni DX is my go-to hip. Yes it bleeds oil but she is so easy to clean its almost annoying because it makes all other hips have a disadvantage

>>12636674
DHL is supposed to be pretty damn fast, but have you considered just getting a PO box or finding somewhere else to have the package delivered? Might as well have something set up for the future.

>>12636674
Beaverland, unfortunately.

>>12636674
Shipping from japan can be pretty fast if pay up for it,
but I recommend going with a post office box in this scenario,
coming clean is also an option if you think your bro will be OK with it.

>>12636683
Damn, responded to the wrong post.

>>12636674
Have you considered being less of an idiot? There is nothing enforcing you to inform your brother about your purchases.

If he asks, blow him off.

>>12636696
No experience with canada.. however DHL came in 2 days here on east coast US

>>12636674
Dude, it's your brother. You live with him outside of your parents house and don't trust him enough for even that?
Hell, I threw my brother's holes, lube, and rotors in with my order for more efficient shipping.

>>12632758
Oh man. I was reading the description of the Puni DX on Queencat and I came across this.
>Because there are 2 holes, it could be possible to share Puni Hole DX with someone else for 3 some type play, but because of its size, it's going to be a tight play or you might end up tearing up the toy.
Has anyone tried?

>>12636682
Puni indeed has a manufacturing flaw in the mix. Ultimately I'm pretty sure it means the thing won't last from all that grease seepage.

PP has really fantastic textures but is not without its own damning flaws. It overall feels best to use but the vag gets slightly looser with each use permanently. The anal hole is uniquely textured and you probably won't last too long in it. Very well designed but it's also fragile. Worst thing about it though (and the reason I had to junk mine) it that I couldn't clean and dry it properly. It was just waiting to become a biohazard. That and any time I stored it, the skin got permanently wrinkled with bag and cloth marks. It also gets very sticky the more you clean it.

>>12636701
Wish I knew someone to try it with.

>>12636700
d-do you share holes and comment on how they feel with each other

>>12636700
We live with each other, but it's not because we're close or anything. Only because we're both poorfags. I don't want him thinking I'm a loser for using onaholes like the rest of society already does.

>>12636665
Does an onahole connected to a vacuum count as "self-cleaning"?

>>12636721
It saddens me when such bad products get such good box art.

>>12636721
It's not what you expect. Basically, its a plastic tube with a closed rubber sleeve inside. You plug the vacuum into the plastic tube part and when on, it causes the sleeve to shake violently. You don't feel suction at all.

>>12636744
I stuck my penis in a vacuum cleaner once and it did that and it felt amazing but then I came inside the vacuum cleaner. I actually did it more than once. It's way more stimulation than any motorized onahole machine or a magic wand.

>>12636748
I read a story about a guy who tried this with a vaccum that had a rotating metal thing inside and it chopped off a piece of his dick.

PSA, inspect your vacuum first.

>>12636755
Well mine had a long flexible tube. That sounds very scary, anon. I wouldn't stick mine in without like sticking my fingers in first or something. I think it was also when I was a lot younger and it was smaller. You need to hold the entrance away from the base to let air in.

>>12636717
Don't worry, he probably already does.

Whelp, just placed an order with them anyways. Heres to hoping that my brother doesn't find out!

>>12636784
I get ems in 4 days to vancouver. It might be even sooner if you chose dhl, but I have no experience with them.

>>12636744
Yeah, I read the description . I was just trying to make, as they say, the joking.

>>12636795
DHL is fast enough to be nearly next day.

>>12636717
But you are a loser so who cares?

>>12636795
I've only used dhl through amazon.jp for book orders but it has always been two days max from dispatch for me.

>>12636795
Fuck, really? I have one item that is on special order, so hopefully it delays everything until the weekend.

Got my puni hole dx, but a little disappointed because I thought it'd be tighter. not nearly as tight as the LO I was using before. I like the size of the puni hole, though

>>12636827
No offense but is your dick tiny? LO is probably one of the, if not the tightest hole I've ever used, and I'm less than average. It's to the point where it is one of my least used.

>>12636834
I have actually never measured my own dick so I'm not sure. It can press against the end of the LO, if that helps. I really like my LO because it's tight, though.

>>12635231
It's quite thick for lube. Thick water.

>>12636843
Well my only point was that there's not a lot of holes as tight as the LO. LO is definitely one of the tightest.

>>12636834
My penis is above average and you'd be surprised what I can squeeze it in to. Maybe he just likes his onas tight.

>>12636819
You're fine as long as it leaves japan after wednesday (their time). Otherwise it might show up on friday.

>>12636795
Nigga, when you ordering to get 4 days to Vancouver? You in Richmond or some shit? Shit takes like 5-10 out here in the Tri-Cities

>>12636885
See >>12636861

>>12636887
Whiterock!? Aight I'm mad.Shit takes like an extra day out of the Richmond sorting center to get to my local post office, and then they actually make the rounds at like goddamn 2:30 or some shit.

Fuck Eagle Ridge, and fuck the postal system cuts.

>>12635714
Sounds good, I'll give it a look, thanks.

>>12636892
It's pretty great, but it was way slower last year.

Now if only my dyke mailman would actually attempt to deliver my packages instead of just leaving a slip in the mailbox.
I'm sick of having to go to the post office for my pvc and rubber vaginas.

>>12636912
I know that feel. It's terrifying when you don't notice the slip until a few days later, and there is a "Return to sender in xyz days" notice, and it's nearing that date.

>>12636912
They just leave shit on my doorstep for e-packet since it's the whitest neighborhood in Eagle Ridge.

But for EMS I gotta wait 4 hours for them to get to the post office 0.5KM away.

>>12636944
One thing you can do is leave you signature,
your domestic mail carrier (USPS in the states) should have instructions for that on there site.

>>12636971
That only works if they actually attempt a delivery to your door. Half the time they just put the slip in the community mailbox.

Be careful with lube. Many of them, especially one designed for use with holes, contain dihydrogen monoxide. A potentially dangerous chemical.
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

>>12636971
That's part of the reason I have so much trouble noticing I missed mail.

My family knows about this little "trick" and so took it upon themselves to leave 9999999999999999999 presigned slips of paper with their signature on it. The mailman just doesn't really bother, at this point.

Also what this guy said >>12636993

>>12636997
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

>>12636997
This joke is dabes next to "Waiter, can I have some glass of H20 too!" one.

I'm a chemist, a very lonely one thus me being here.

Fucking hell, my delivery is already 5 days in customs on the airport.
What are these fucks even doing.

>>12637024
>What are these fucks even doing.
Breaking in your onaholes, clearly.

>>12637024
Fucking your holes while writing up your prison sentence.

>>12637024
What country?

>>12637014
Two Hydrogen atoms are chatting while waiting for the bus

Atom 1: I think I lost an electron

Atom 2: Are you sure?

Atom 1: Yeah, my whore wife took it and the kids in the settlement.

Atom 2: Don't you mean "Yeah, I'm positive!"

Atom 1: Fuck you man, my life is in shambles and you want to make Chemistry puns? You disgust me.

>>12637000
Thats fucking stupid.

>>12636993
My guy tapes it to my door so it works fine for me.

>>12637036
Germany

>>12636997
WARNING. Do NOT inhale lubricant. It may KILL you!

>>12636997
>dihydrogen monoxide

It's also called hydroxic acid, and is a major component in acid rain.

>>12637014
Pfft, who isn't a chemist?
The things I worry about are the systematic memory loss of the chemistry I used to know.

>>12637101
Systematic memory loss is a bitch. Selective memory loss is godly.
Imagine simply forgetting how your holes feel, going at them again with a vague idea, and enjoying yourself just as much as your first time every time. Yeah.

>>12637014
Tell me, chemist. Do you agree with the consumption of these holy cum grail supplements? Do you agree with the common ingredients in lubrication?
What would you add, and what would you remove from both?

>>12637150
Well those holy grail supplements are more pharmacology than chemistry. The relationship between chemical and body is extremely complex. Agreeing with whatever is fairly pointless. If you can't get your hands on a double blind medical study the best you can do is have anecdotes of what these chemicals do. If you really want to cum greater volumes in your onaholes then you might as well try.

your question is more about chemical engineering- the practical physical nature of chemicals or their statistical effect in a population of trial subjects.
Such questions are best answered not by a generic chemist but by someone who works in the R&D of lubrication companies.
With lubrication most is just a generic formula. The exact mix is something copied like how you'd copy the shape of a wheel.

>>12637093
Just buy. Waiting for holidays and relying on others for purchases is complete nonsense. Designed strictly to make people spend money they don't have on things they don't personally want, and sentimentally ingrained into society for effectiveness. You should be able to manage your money and pleasures better than that.

>>12636659
>your dna at surprise crime scene!

>>12637261
You and, about 20 other guys, and a couple dogs. What an arousing scene.

Who faphero here??
I am trying to run through the original and both Gu's with my puni, managed the the original and the first Gu, was not ready for the bonus round in 2nd, didn't like the girl but the speed killed me, couldn't keep up without giving in to much, need to train more.

>>12637272
How are you able to go so fast with a hip?

>>12637310
You try really hard, you obviously can't go from tip to bottom at max speed, but you can go about halfway to bottom if you practice a bit.

>>12637272
>faphero
Never heard of it. Google gave me some wordpress with a dude pronouncing it dead.

Any further relevant information? Is this some super common "utility" that I'm just ignorant of? Everyone seems to know of it, and I don't want to be left out.

Does anybody want my [ABS] Alice in First Stage? I'm planning to replace it with something better, but I can't really justify throwing it away when it's still in relatively good condition.

>>12637359
I don't suppose you're just handing it out?

>>12637362
For free, yes.

>>12637356
Faphero is a fap challenge on 30 minutes or so, where you fap to the rhythm.

The only thing that is dead is Faphero 2, the first one exist, and Gu's spinoffs.

>>12637359
I'm interested, where are you sending it from?

>>12637364
I'll spare you the "for free" jokes.

Regardless, I won't take you up on the offer. I'm sure there are some poor fuckers on here who would appreciate it more than I.

>>12637368
The UK, and I'm willing to ship internationally.

>>12637371
Where can I contact you about this.

>>12637380
orin@cock.li

>>12632708
My kiwami has officially escalated after seeing that

>>12635119
What if I am a skellington

>>12637411
Boners aren't actually made of bone, if you are a skellington you don't have a penisal anti-oriface to insert in a magic silicone hole to begin with.

So, anyone planing to get that I Love JS one? The internal structure looks pretty bad, but the tunnel is apparently pretty deep(~19cm), so I'm kinda considering it. Too broke to get it though.

>>12636542
That's gonna call for extra N64 cartridges.

>>12637444
He also wouldn't have a nervous system to enjoy partaking in copulatory behavior in the first place. So let's assume he has both through magic.

>>12637498
This is correct

I turned 60 last year and obtained powers behind your wildest dreams

>>12637544
My wild dreams are pretty wild. Bychance do your powers allow for intergalactice dominance?

>>12637584
Only dominance by brown lolis as a sex slave

>>12637760
>mfw no brown onahole

>>12637465
Mine is coming in today. Eagerly waiting for its arrival.

Has /jp/ tried any of these, are they good choices?

http://en-nls.com/pict2-31554-9999?c2=9999
http://en-nls.com/pict1-31763?c2=9999
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40507?c2=12001410

>>12637840
You kidding me, dude? Why the hell are you seriously asking if /jp/ has tried the equivalent of babbies first holes?

You're My Idol! is my personal all time favorite. I find it so great that I never put myself into a situation where I do not have at least 1 of them in stock at all times.

But I'm biased as fuck, as you can see. I'm also dumb as shit when it comes to describing how things feel gliding about my dick, so I'll leave that to more masterful wordsmiths.

>>12637371

Just a heads-up to any anon who might be donating anything to another anon who happens to live in Canada. Don't waste your time, nor your money and spare yourself the headache. You can choose to ignore this advice but, remember, you were warned.

>>12637880
pls no bully anon, I'm just a newfag looking for enlightenment.

>>12636594
what doll is this?

>>12637945
Try reading the thread and the archives before posting if you're new.

>>12637949
Sexflesh giving Gwen

>>12637953
>Sexflesh giving Gwen
dat price tho

>>12636594
Did they update their product because yours looks nothing like the one on amazon. Im also curious how these compare to a regular hip. I have the alice dayo hip and its great, but have a bunch of amazon credit and there is a severe lack of onaholes on amazon .com

>>12637949
>>12637953
>>12637955
looks more like the 700 usd pdx mega fuck slut

>>12637780
Be sure to report back!!

>>12637840 >>12637880
You're My idol felt great to me, but if your dick is longer than the hole it will break fairly quickly, even if it isn't you can't be too rough. Flawed design.
Tsurupetta soft is really small, so I can't readily recommend it. Idol cadet is better, but lolinco is supposedly similar to it and newer tech.
The third in your list is from PPP which is a total shit spin-off company that only has good box art going for it. Their items are tiny, and smell like chemical solvents. Avoid!

You might wanna check out Magic Eyes' and RIDE's stuff. They make great holes. Hotpowers is also one of my fave makers, Kunoichi feels amazing.
ToysHeart is said to be great to pick from for your first hole, for what it's worth. Their materials are on the firm side which might or might not be to your liking. There's Tomax too of course, they make some of the best shit. but they're not on NLS.
You might need a proxy(info on proxy should be readily available) for stuff not on NLS, like for tomax, alice-stage, ... although you can mail queencat for tomax stuff if you're not US, or mail NLS for special orders from any of the manufacturers they're affiliated with.

I seem to be in a writing mood today. Might be overloading you with information here.

>>12637778
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40554

>>12638040
This helps a lot thanks

>>12638055
Oh my jesus christ
I was not prepared for such a barrage of the senses

>>12638055
looks really disgusting, as if someone submerged it in curry.

>>12638079
>>12638064
>>12638055

the out side looks like a passable tan but they should've made it double layer to make the insides pink

>>12638097
Perhaps, but little brown girls. It's beyond what I can withstand.

>>12638028
That's exactly what it is. The thing massive. Same weight as the gwen, but is much larger because it's filled out with a foam core to keep it a bit more sturdy. This gives it something closer to actual human dimensions.

Happened to see a porn vid where these two performers (m&f) were doing a scene with one of those things. Looked pretty realistic and the dude plowing it looked like he was having the time of his life while the female was getting herself off on watching this dude go at it. Totally wanted one after that. Then I saw the price. Yeah nah. They can shove both that doll and that price tag up their ass. No sex toy is worth $1,000.

>>12638108
If we hung out together, would you let me use your sex doll?

>>12637983
http://adultwholesaledirect.com/blog/2013/03/02/a-real-piece-of-ass-bringing-your-mega-fuck-slut-to-life-with-fetish-fantasy-lingerie/

It's a different product. Also not Japanese, nor a clone of anything Japanese far as I know.

>>12638108
Are the breasts on that thing big enough to do a decent paizuri?

Also, could you give me a link to that video? Sounds incredibly titillating.

>>12638040
>Kunoichi
Ohh, I was planning to get that for Thanksgiving. How toit is it?

>>12638124
http://isohunt.to/torrent_details/12700956/Devils-Film-Fuck-Me-Silly

That took a while and to answer your question - Yes. The scene was actually from a DVD called "Fuck me silly". Scene #13 towards the end, they bust out that thing. The whole movie was about people using various giant sex aids. There are several times where a guy would demonstrate paizuri on the PDX products.

>>12638163
>isohunt

Boy that site sure has gone to shit.

>>12638190
Not to mention said torrent is pretty much dead

>>12638196
I actually have a subscription to the studio's paysite which is how I saw it. I can upload it if you really want.

>>12638215
Theres a torrent thats seeded on pirate bay. Not sure if its the same file but looking at the images its looks the same if not from the same set.

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/11021470/Fuck_Me_Silly_(NEW_2014_Devil_s_Film)_[DVDRip]

So the courier arrived around 10 minutes before I got home and now I have to wait til tomorrow to pick up my stuff. God bloody damnit.

>>12638327
That's awesome. Why don't you allow a shipping release if you're not going to be home?

>>12636594
>>12637949
not giving gwen
this guys is right >>12638028

>>12637983

The interior probably sucks, but the realistic size looks nice but yeah maintenance and cleanup seems like a bitch so you might want to just stick with holes or hips like this guy mentioned >>12636594
unless your situation really permits it and you have cash to blow then wutevs.

>>12638340
gwen is a once in a while sort of thing, but she's my favorite everything including the interior. Still, 90% of the time you don't want to be bothered with the cleanup and maintenance and then storage no matter how good the experience is and you wind up going for the regular holes. R20 and Hot Gimmick should be here tomorrow. No fucks given.

>>12638125
Not very. It's soft after all. But its design is genius. I'm not which version I would recommend more though, the default is the safest bet but the other dark pink one has more advanced materials, but gets dirty more easily and is less stimulating (and is even softer).

>>12638125
Not very. It's soft after all. But its design is genius. I'm not sure which version I would recommend more though,
the default is the safest bet but the other dark pink one has more advanced materials, but gets dirty more easily and is less stimulating (and is even softer).

>>12638340
>>12638387
>90% of the time you don't want to be bothered with the cleanup and maintenance and then storage no matter how good the experience is and you wind up
pretty much how I feel. People should probably just progress towards the bigger toys though. Like regular sleeves then small hips then big hips and see if that experience is worth the trouble... and then there's the issue of the interior of the bigger body toys.. it seems as though they're pretty firm as opposed to a soft interior which some may like better. In which case I suppose a doll body with an insert might be a possible solution.

I've only used my hole for a week, and my sturdy white cock has already started to stretch and tear it.

Will stuff from TOMAX not do that as much?

>>12638411
Honestly, now that I think about it, I've never owned a hole that didn't get quickly or instantly damaged. These things are made for Asian men, don't forget. People really should expect onaho products to become damaged and prepare for it at this point in some way. Probably just bust out your trusty soldering iron.

I did own a Fleshlight several years ago though and that thing never showed any signs of wear. I remember I even had some trouble cutting the thing up before disposing of it.

>>12638411
I think all tomax holes are already very loose. Like mom-that-has-birthed-four-kids type of loose.

would panties fit on a venus? i know there not a hip but i wonder if its possible.

>>12638575
Nope, I tried the other day with me mums knickers.

>>12638401
>small hips
What are small hips? The only hips I know of are the Puni and Cocolo and they seem pretty large.