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which 2hu wud u fug?

>> No.12632826

>>12632794
w2wfu??

>> No.12632828
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i want to drag myon around on the ground on a leash even though myon is perfectly capable of flying behind me

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I want to fug sanae so hard, I'd break the condom

>> No.12632845

>fug sanae
no anon, Sanae fugs you

>> No.12632847

>>12632845
I'm gonna fug u up m8

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>>12632794
I'm gonna fug u for defacing my mistress' image

>> No.12632902

>>12632794
All of them, at the same time.

>> No.12632921
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Yukarin, once for every year she's been alive.

>> No.12633003
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I want Udonge to fug me. Like a rabbit.

>> No.12633017
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I wanna fug a yug

>> No.12633051
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>> No.12633076
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loli Yukari

>> No.12633148
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>>12633003
[x] Breed with the moon bunnies

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12633187

The maus, in front of Shou.

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sakuya, best slut

>> No.12633364

>>12633017
how would you fuck them? I'm interested...

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>>12632794
This fatty.

>> No.12633383

>>12633379
she looks like she always do tho

>> No.12633387

>>12633379
I cant stop being turned on by fat chicks, even in real life. Fat chicks with bodies like that.
Whats wrong with me, whats wrong with us?

>> No.12633389

None. You don't. Fuck. Crazy.

>> No.12633391

>>12633389
But we're all crazy here.

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>> No.12633392,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12633389
But if we're crazy ourselves, wouldn't it cancel out the craziness and be okay?

>> No.12633392,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12633392,1
go backt o /jp.; fagot

>> No.12633392,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12633392,2
don't wanna… W is easier than /jp/

>> No.12633436

>>12633148
>moon bunnies
There's only ONE moon rabbit in that pic, motherfucker.

T is a dirty, slimy, earth rabbit.

>> No.12633458

>>12633387
Nothing's wrong with you at all. It's one of the more common kinks.

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>>12633187
My nigga.

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>>12633436
>T is a dirty, slimy, earth rabbit.
Nope.

>> No.12633466

>>12633463
No amount of dressing up will change your origin, bitch.

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>>12633466
*tips*

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>>12633391
I want to fug a /jp/!

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>>12633470
You sure?

>> No.12633474 [DELETED] 

>>12633467
That's not tipping.

>> No.12633565

The baka girl

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>>12633472
Well, the courting comes first, of course!
After that, we'll marry and have a lot of very kinky sex! It will be quite embarrassing, but that's okay, since we love each other!

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>>12633726
That sounds gay.

>> No.12633797

>>12632921
only 17 times?

>> No.12633837
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Big Flan

>> No.12633907

>>12632828
I swear this was going to lead into "lying behind my back" pun, but you ruined it.

>> No.12633941
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Furanchang

>> No.12634067

>>12633797
Wow the bait worked we found Yukari!

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Ayaya~

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>>12633779
It's not gay if it's love.

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>>12634198
Love sounds boring.

>> No.12634232

>>12634211
Tight, wet, slimy fairy pussy!

>> No.12634260
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None. I don't think of the Touhous like that. They're for having fun with, not fucking.

If forced to choose though I would probably a Mokou. I'm a sucker for long ass hair and she's the most friendly toward humans.

>> No.12634280 [DELETED] 

>>12633467

>pol users.gif

Wat

>> No.12634283 [DELETED] 

>>12634280
/pol/ used to make fun of fedoras.

Now fedoras make fun of /pol/ by saying /pol/ wear fedoras!

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>>12634067
Top kek

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>>12634221
I don't think it is. I wish that you meet someone one day that convinces you of the opposite. Someone special!

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I want her to take me to heaven.

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>>12634384
Meh, highly unlikely though I got this fuzzy feeling posting with you.

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12634493

the softest

>> No.12634498

>>12634211
basically the only 2hu i wouldn't fk

>> No.12634513

>>12632921
How do you count fug sessions? By orgasm or sufficient time between penetrations?

>>12634260
>most friendly toward humans
She lives in a youkai-infested maze-like forest. There are many more human-friendly touhous than her.

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>> No.12634578

The girls in Touhou are not intended to be sexualized, please stop.

>> No.12634622
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>>12632794
Okuu

>> No.12634622,1 [INTERNAL] 

all dem

>> No.12634622,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12634622,1
slut

>> No.12634728

>>12633458
>>12633387
Actually people with fat fetishes tend to share some traits with pedoes and have horrendous self image issues.

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>>12634484
Please don't toy with me like that. I'm serious.

>> No.12634928

Wriggle.

>> No.12634941

>>12634728
But I have the body of a greek statue.

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>>12634484
>getting all hot and bothered over a /jp/sie's post
I like when that happens, last time was with a Yukari fan.

>>12634493
Hot as hell!

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>>12634942
I've found that /jp/ is pretty good at awakening my submissive/masochist instincts.

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>>12635050
Same

>that umineko thread where a /jp/sie wanted to use my mouth while I was restrained and spanked by Erika

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I want them to fug me.

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>>12632794
>>12633051

>> No.12635117 [DELETED] 

>>12635065
I really should post more in relevant threads instead of just fantasizing about it. It sounds like good masturbation fuel, if nothing else

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>>12635114

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>>12635114
she's mine... BACK LE FUARK OFF?!?!

>> No.12635716

>>12635682
unsheathes dick

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>>12635716
Oh we have a tough guy here huh.......

*unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air*

TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS
*spins around and slashes your face open*
Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up*

It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head*

YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords*
Heh.... easy.....

>> No.12635743,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12635743
Don't you have any other moves up your sleeves?
*removes spiritual shackles on left arm*
I unleash unto this world the spirit of mercury…

*turns your swords into flaccid johnnies*
Haha… not so tough now without your precious katakanas, are you?

*thrusts my arm forward, summoning a lance that heads straight for your head*
OWARI DA!

*impales you with my spear, then teleports all the cocks of the dead into your intestines so that when you void your bowels (because when you die you void your bowels) johnnies will come out your ass and people will think you're super gay*
Ahh… I wish a real challenger would show up…

>> No.12636032 [DELETED] 

>>12634384

You know it's the right one when even after masturbating 7 times just to be sure you still want to cuddle and kiss (and more lewd things) !

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>> No.12636151

>>12635114
If you can fug our 2hus, we can fug yours. Besides, you know she'd really order you to watch, bound as anons step out of the crowd in pairs and bury their seeds in the lady's barren womb, leaving you to clean up the spillage with your tongue between rounds. A servant should be rewarded for his loyalty, after all.

>> No.12636151,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12635716
It's not shitposting if you don't put *emotistars* around your shitpost.

>> No.12636151,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12636151,1
nice memetwinkles

>> No.12636151,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12635743
He has perfect form

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>>12634493

What is it about this fucking ghost that makes my dick so diamonds

It's even better when doujins pair her with Yukari

>> No.12636505

>>12636422
hot

>> No.12636588

>>12636151
That's what the guns are for.
The survivor gets all the pussy.

>> No.12636588,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12636588
lol he even sages, is this guy a legit autist?

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>>12632794
Flandre is the obvious choice

>> No.12636737
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>> No.12637127

>>12636728
What the fuck is that watermark?

>> No.12637430

>>12636737
Seiga Kaku
The hag we can all share

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>>12632794
The big oni

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No love allowed on the jay!

>> No.12638047

>>12637508
poor koishi ;_;

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I only want to fug Okuu and stay faithful to her.

>> No.12640183

>>12638365
She probably reeks of radiation.

>> No.12640184

>>12632794

Reisen.

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Fuck? How base.

Proper courtship and love making is in order.

>> No.12640282

>>12640183
Radiation doesn't smell you ignorant doofus.

>> No.12640285
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i wanna fug koishi

>> No.12640319
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muh tails doe

>> No.12640356

>>12638365
You'd probably die before you even get to the bed. Radiation is too dangerous for us regular humans.

>> No.12640364

>>12633364
They have multiple fug holes.

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>> No.12642774

>>12640282
reek:
To emit or exude

It's not only limited to odor anon

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>>12633941
/jp/ how do I add a furanone asymmetrically to an existing cyclopentanone?

>> No.12644262

>>12633003
She'd get my dong any day.

>> No.12645548

>>12644166
I wonder if magic is easier or harder to learn than biochemistry.

>> No.12645553

>>12634728
>Actually people with fat fetishes tend to share some traits with pedoes
You mean a propensity to browse /jp/?

>> No.12646522

>>12644166
Have you tried turning it on then turning it off?

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>> No.12657452

the oldest one

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>>12657452
good taste m8

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I want to impregnate

>> No.12658005

>>12651186
that's not a touhou that's KNN一家.

>> No.12658228

>>12658005
That doesn't look like KNN

>> No.12658680
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I want to fug badly.

>> No.12658682
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Forget old 2hu, Haruna is the new 2hu.

>> No.12658685

>>12658682
what is that retarded looking thing on its head.

>> No.12658686
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>>12632794

Reisen, for years.

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>>12658686
I think I have to choose Earth Rabbit instead. Wide hips flat chest, hnnnngh.

>> No.12658727

>>12632794
I would fug the 2hu you most cherish

>> No.12658733

>>12658727
You keep Alice out of this!!

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>>12632794

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Flan is cutest by far, but bunny does something to me.

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>> No.12658765

>>12658682
Oh man, another bland catgirl

>> No.12658770

>>12658755
Your master sucks cocks in Hell!

>> No.12658797

>>12658755
we know

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I'd an Yamabiko, since it's one of the safest way to survive the night.

>> No.12658842

I want to hold Marisa closely.

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>> No.12660443

I had a dream that I went on a date with Koishi. I don't remember it as well as I would like, though.

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>>12660443
Lucky.

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>No Yuuka

I guess I get dibs on this one.

I would not just fuck her, I would make love to her. I would BREED her. (I don't care if it's impossible, I'll MAKE it possible.)
Just her elegance is sexy, not to mention the youkai moe.

>Proceeding to ramble about how awesome Yuuka-sama is.

>> No.12669969

>>12644166
Wittig reaction under nitrogen followed by Zn chiral ligand. I'd fug Wriggs.

>> No.12669997

>>12669969
What if she eats you afterwards? Does she lay eggs? Some bugs need the corpse to lay the eggs in.

>> No.12670517

>>12669847
Who are you quoting?

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