/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12628477
>Easily and frequently?
>quadruple penetration with a cloaca
My throat is drying up just imagining it.

That was fast.

First for praising Hathor!!

>>12628486
It's funny how he managed to trump the bullshit he did with the sandworm. That legitimately made sense in comparison since that's more or less just a size change and not a change in locomotion or entirely out of left field magic.

>>12628487
>in this setting?
I was speaking from a meta perspective about the readers and KC, not guys living in the universe. Who's smug NOW?

Daily reminder to setup your mosquito net before you go to bed.

Or you will be raped at night by fairies and/or pixies.

>>12628494
Well, it is kind of a change in locomotion.
Slithering as opposed to burrowing.

Xth for dicking the daughteru in a loving fashion.

>>12628497
They'd still have to slither to move on the surface for any reasonable amount of time, right? I had this image of them sort of slithering under the surface of the sand, but the profile probably does say something about them burrowing too deep for that.

>>12628495
>being raped by fairies/pixies

What are you? the worlds weakest man?

>>12628501
I suppose. I mean, snakes and worms who are capable of it basically 'slither' to swim anyway. It'd probably be the same when burrowing.

Seaworm variant when?

>>12628495
I actually like fairies, as long as they're human size.

>>12628502
They're more cunning than they look.

You'll wake up in the middle of the night to find yourself tied up, and hundreds of eyes watching you.

>>12628504
We don't have a sea lamia yet, do we? Imagine the crazy sex venom those things would have.

>>12628494
>meta

Well, if you think about it, how many mermaids do we see with proper gill and stuff. It's a human torso with a fish lower half, how the fuck does that allow for underwater breathing? If' they're aquatic creatures how can they stay on land and not die when dried out? MAGIC BITCH! That and complete oversights by the legend makers.

COUNTER SMUG!

>>12628510
As if they could tie a knot properly.

>>12628510
Gulliver, is that you?

>>12628510
>Hundreds of little pixies/fairies licking your dick
Hoo boy

>>12628511
I mentioned this in the other thread, but I got Bayonetta 2 the other day. A new transformation she has, is that she turns into a very large, purple, blinged-up cobra for swimming.

So now I want to see a picture of Bayonetta crossed with an Apophis, swimming around in some underwater ruins or something.

>>12628517
We did indeed mention this.
We need Apophis dressed as new Bayonetta teasing a shy Kejourou dressed as old Bayonetta.

>>12628516
>one little fairy impaling herself on your proportionally huge dick with a dishusting ahegao
YES

>>12628512
and now we're going past supension of disbelief and personal gripes and straight into SCIENCE. I'd love to discuss the finer points of gills, amphibians and fish skeletons, but let's not go there.

>>12628518
Yes.
Very much this.
Preferably in a bath, or hot spring, or some kind of aquatic environment.

Partially to reference the transformation, and partially because I really like dripping wet girls.

In the previous thread (1/2):

Boxer Wolf enters the ring!
We get a peek at Hitomi's little sister.
DCT ribbed sweater fluffy continues to be the snuggliest type of fluffy.
Engineer Anon delivers justice to geese.
Spooky holstaurus, "nurse" wurm and mantis shrimp holding a pistol, courtesy of Loen.
Anubis gets in a tangle.
The word of the Book of Moo is spread to the thread.
One-eyed winking at a wolfgirls.
/mgt/ fantasises about yanderes.
.less tries to get a Leona to eat her greens. And then enacts hyper-BDSM on her. And then turns a human girl into an apophis
Jolly co-operation, now with colour!
Succubi fetishise purity.
Gamer Lich commits fluffy atrocities within the world of Dark Souls.
Tomie and Sadako spook the thread.
LabyrinthAnon draws yet another divine Hathor picture.
Feline monstergirls have their weakness discovered.
Alphabet wurm travels the world.
Colouring of the Ammy/Hathor bondage picture has been taken up.
Loen also draws an adorable wurm wallpaper.
Traditional monstergirl relationships.

>>12628523
>Hot Spring
I like it.

Drawfags?

>>12628525
RecapAnon!
Nice to see you so on-the-ball.

>>12628525
In the previous thread (2/2):

Obsessive ghost girl lives a happy death with Anon.
Janet begins to lose her cool.
Jock oni takes Anon out for a date.
New Ran doujin is scanned.
Sakurai still bullying space dragongirls.
Anons ponder on wherever their varying health and handsomeness levels will get them raped by monstergirls. The answer is always yes.
Silky-smooth body-hugging body stockings.
Mithril draws an Anubis dancer.
/mgt/ gets drunk.

Guess I got back right on time. MCM expo was pretty fun.
As always, the unfulfilled ideas of the thread go here: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
Post ideas, or work on ideas you like. That's what it's for.

>>12628531

Here's an idea.
>>12628517
>>12628518
>>12628523

Belly dancing Anubis drawn.

Last post was # 3824

>You will never push a Manticore to the breaking point and turn her full yan after you try to dom her

http://i.imgur.com/A8lLsy2.png

"Haha, 'master,' what shall we do today? ❤"

>>12628525
>>12628531
Thanks, RecapAnon.

>>12628495
>fucking a pixie
it'd be like an onahole, and that sounds great

>>12628538
are you fucking serious
why is it always manticore
why can't a yandere ryu have a turn

>>12628542
Organic onahole.

miniature snakes that suck cock?

>>12628544
Tailpussy.

>>12628546
>Minature snakes that suck cock
That's what Medusa is for.

>>12628538
Why is she crying? Did he try to run again? Why won't he learn?

>>12628542
>She makes a loud, almost painful yelp as you begin to stick it in her
>You stop, asking her if she's okay
>"Yes! Just...keep going!"
>You slowly inch your cock deeper inside her tight pussy
>"Go...Go faster. Shove it deep in me."
>You can't bring yourself to do it until she yells at you,
>"Do it! Give it to me!"
Following her command you push every inch of your dick into her cunt, giving her a most heavenly orgasm
>But you've only just started.

yandere is best dere

Aside from deredere anyway.

http://pastebin.com/CCrKCDuR

>>12628557
http://pastebin.com/CCrKCDuR

>>12628556
The snakes are more bros.

They also like to watch.

>Pharaoh playing minecraft
>tries to make herself a pyramid but is getting frustrated. Why does the mighty pharaoh need to make her own monument?
>She gets her Anubis friend to join the server to build the pyramid for her lazy ass
>Anubis is terrible at the game because her BIG MEATY PAWS can't accurately press the WASD keys
>Pharaoh getting madder about not having her pyramid by nightfall
>She looks at the crappy dirt shelter her Anubis friend made so she could survive the night
>"Are you kidding me?"
>"Sorry Pharaoh, we need to get the mummies to help out tomorrow. It's too much work for one person." Anubis then nervously adds "M-maybe you could help out too?"
>Pharaoh is now really pissed off "I'm not going in that abomination. It's even offensive to look at. How dare you defile my eyes with that garbage!?"
>the sun is now set
>she hears a zombie moan
>"Eeek!" She screams as she runs into the shelter
>"CLOSE UP THE HOLE!" she commands, cowering in front of her computer
>The anubis and pharaoh whimper together in the terrible shelter through the whole minecraft night, vowing to get their mummy friends to aid them as soon as possible
>Pharaoh WILL have her great pyramid. And it WILL be amazing.
>and perhaps a water feature too.

>>12628565
What a bad person he is.

>>12628571
I once tried making a 200^2 block pyramid.

I constantly gave up because I could never get past the stage of clearing a large enough flat space.

>>12628538
Still want less to draw Jan like http://i.imgur.com/Ke6VtW3.jpg

>>12628571
>Apophis is invited to join the server
>She's put on mining duty
>And has to make the diamond pickaxes herself

>>12628571
>minecraft

Would you an ara ara~ kitsune/fox girl?

>>12628571

>They eventually get the mummies on the server
>"Do I have to? Minecraft sucks!"
>"Oooh! a new update!"
>"If you find diamond I want it. I've got a plan for it all."
>Anubis immediately orders them all to start building a great pyramid for Pharaoh.
>Pharaoh is too important to be doing something like building so she just wanders about and bitches at everyone for not working hard enough
>night falls but everyone must keep working for glorious pharaoh
>explosions are heard all over the construction site and sand tumbles down everywhere
>"WHAT IDIOT LET A CREEPER IN?"
>A mummy shyly responds "I- I tried to kill it with my shovel..."
>"YOU ATTACKED A CREEPER WITH A FUCKING SHOVEL?!"
>the whole project is set back because the entire place is sand and sandstone, and the roof collapsed.
>Pharaoh won't stop screaming at the now crying mummy

>>12628597
She looks like the sort who has all the class of an ojou-sama, and all the lewd of smugfox.
So yes.

>>12628597

Of course. Ara ara anything is great.

>>12628577

>She finds out how to make and use TNT
>"I'm telling you, there was this huge group of creepers living right under your pyramid! I swear it wasn't me!"

>>12628602
>Meanwhile, Sphinx is put on food detail
>She only goes fishing
>And she's not very good at it

>>12628597
In an instant.

>>12628602

>Pharaoh is furious that these awful monsters don't submit to her will and ruin her glorious monument every night
>so she orders her minions to chop down the nearby forests and mine for coal to make torches/get more materials
>Anubis still can't control her character properly because of her massive paws so she mostly just barks further orders
>they make lots of torches and fill the area with them
>pharaoh is pleased. Now nothing will ruin her plans.
>a new player suddenly logs in
>maybe it's a cute human boy who will rule this desert paradise with her?
>"hi! can I help?" the mystery guest types in chat
>overjoyed at the offer of help by a potential husband, Pharaoh agrees
>"I'm a boy and I'm not good at games" the new player types
>everyone immediately drops 90% of their inventory at his feet

You will never see the reaction you get from your Medusa Girlfriend when you get her hair a box of chocolate covered mice.

>>12628633
OK, this is far far better than that stupid lich gamer girl story

>>12628650
Yes, that guy just complains about everyone else, and doesn't realize just how bad his writing is, I would rather read Commercial-chan's stuff.

>>12628633
>In secret, it was just the Apophis next door that heard about the expedition
>She helps, but rigs the hell out of the whole thing with booby traps, even making an elaborate redstone trap for when the Pharaoh sits on her throne, making the whole pyramid blow into the next dimension
>She brushes off any questions by saying she wants to protect her loving and caring Pharaoh from any dangers that might infiltrate her humble abode

>>12628650

>Lich joins the game
>Becomes the best fucking miner of the server
>Refuses to play near others
>Never leaves the underground

>>12628647
>>She brushes off any questions by saying she wants to protect her loving and caring Pharaoh from any dangers that might infiltrate her humble abode
It all goes horribly right when all of the traps work to keep monsters at bay, while the other girls keep working, being none the wiser.

>A Day in the Life of Gamer Gazer and her Boyfriend
>Finally made it to FF8 in Gracie's Marathon, sitting angrily as you watch the space scene.
>'Look sweetie, it's this scene, don't you feel romantic from it?'
>'No...Eyes on Me is a terrible, this a terrible game. I hate it, and I hate Squall for being such an emotional retard that I think he posts on /a/.'
>She wraps her eye stalks around you.
>'Come on baby, sing it!'
>'No! Fuck this game! I'm taking a Nap.'
>You pass right out from this bullshit on her lap.
>She starts humming the Song as you're asleep.
>When you wake up she's in Lindblum in FF9.
>'Well that was a nice nap. Oh shit is this some Memories of Life? Oh boy, get those pipes ready.'
>'Memories of Life? Really?'
>'BABFHGBA WHAA!? You mean you'll want to karoke the shit outta Eyes on Me? BUT NOT MEMORIES OF LIFE!?'
>'Well yeah...'
>'NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY 'YOU'RE NOT ALONE' ISN'T THE BEST SONG IN THIS GAME!'
>'It really Isn't.'
>You stare at her for 2 minutes, turn away, stand up and walk away. The sounds of door closing are heard.
>'GOD....DAMN IT!'
>'I love you too...'
>Come back out as she's starting up 10.
>'Babe, look. This needs to stop. Our relationship in on the line here. This is driving us apart more than Mario Party did. I'm just so tired.'
>'Yeah, I'm getting kinda beat too...and we haven't gotten above 300 viewers since we fucked.'
>You sit down and lay back.
>'Gracie there's a ton better ways to make money than this, let's just, talk. Ok?'
>'Yeah, shame that I couldn't earn enough to feel comfortable enough to tell you I'm pregnant.'
>'Yeah shame about tha...wait what?'

>>12628633

>as promised the boy is terrible at the game and more of a hindrance than a help no matter where he's posted
>everyone secretly complains to pharaoh about him, but she insists on putting him in charge of anything he's sent to work on.
>everyone reluctantly agrees not wanting to scare off the only boy on the server
>oh fuck he's accidentally flooded the main chamber again. That water feature was a terrible idea.
>he's even worse than Anubis and her BIG CATASTROPHIC PAWS
>Pharaoh calls in more mummies to install and play the game to make up for all the setbacks
>"Hi Pharoah can I mine these green hissing guys?"
>Another explosion
>Another breach
>Pharaoh calmly turns off the mic
>briefly walks away from the computer
>screams

>>12628674
>[Frowning Intensifies]

>>12628672
>Gracie likes Eyes on Me
Somehow I think this both a play on her eyeness and her shit taste.

Is it sad I have Ahri skin from League of legends in minecraft?

>>12628694
>League of Autsim and Autsimcraft
Yes

>>12628694
Ahri is the kitsune (or is she a kumihimo?) right?

>>12628647
>She enjoys them thoroughly until you start giggling at her enjoyment
>At which point she looks at you with a contemptuous frown, cautiously and slowly eating the rest with a blush
>"D-Don't look down on me..."

>>12628571
>>12628602
>>12628633
>>12628663
>>12628674
Writing ability aside
>Minecraft

>>12628674

>Cut to several hours later
>despite the constant failings of the boy the plan is nearing completion
>he was eventually sent away to fight monsters for drops and get wood (to the mummies amusement)
>half the server insist on going with him for "protection"
>so the work takes even longer than expected
>but soon it is done
>a magnificent towering pyramid full of rooms
>a huge water feature
>a dungeon
>a giant throne room made of diamond and obsidian for Pharaoh and her clumsy prince
>and some shitty shack past the hill for aunbis and the other rabble
>the pharaoh is inspecting the magnificent work when the boy returns
>"wow, it looks sooo good!" he types
>"I know right?" Pharaoh beams. "You should stay here and play with us more! I've got some more ideas for a temple"
>"that's nice, but you have some rebuilding to do" he types.
>pharaoh's confusion is interrupted by a large number of explosions around the pyramid
>unknown to her, the "boy" had set up dynamite hidden everywhere
>the "boy" logs off, laughing on her mic
>the pharaoh shakes in rage and screams to the heavens
>APOPHIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!!!!

>>12628700
She was never really explained, just she would kill people for their essence before she realized she didn't need to do that, She is the master of charming people.

Sona a mute bard taught her about living as a human, Ahri taught her sign language.

That pretty much summarizes the Ahri bio

>>12628597
Yes!

>>12628712
I would still hit her with the force of a Billion suns though.

>>12628712
I don't like MOBAs, but she looks cute.

>>12628705

>bad writing
It's a greentext

>>12628672
>Gracie's pregnant
Well this escalated quickly.

>>12628712
Missed a bit there.

She was a true fox before she got transformed into her current form, her dream is to live as a human.

This is why you see a lot of Sona/Ahri pairings

>>12628718
No, im not saying anything bad about the writing
Im just deriding him for including Autistcraft in it

>>12628574
Nigger you need patients. I once cleared a medium sized island fully flat, and built a god damn compound on it until I accidentally deleted the world. Haven't played since.

>>12628722
She is currently a Pop Idol thanks to Sona

>>12628728
>you need patients
So I should build a clinic or something?

>Constant discussion about random video games
Really has become Katawa Shoujo General in here, hasn't it?

>>12628734
Constant discussion of MGs in Video games.

Fixed for you.

>>12628522
You're a good man.

>>12628734
What's the Katawa Shoujo General like?

>>12628729
Doesn't Ahri take mens sousl though?

>>12628744
souls*

Ah for fucks sake.

>>12628731
God damn auto-correct.

>>12628744
It is hinted she is bisexual, and took both men and women, as for souls, one could argue that essence and souls are the same , but again as I said it was never really explained, it's her 'dark' past.

>>12628753
So she's a filthy murderer?

Gotcha.

>>12628756
Before she became her current form, yes.

Remember.
Monster Girl waifus who want to have daughterus as much as you do are the best

>>12628717
She's fun to play too. Involves throwing a ball that boomerangs back to you, and throwing out charm-kisses at people.

>>12628762
Echidna confirmed best waifu.

>>12628744
>>12628756
She was/did.

However, she didn't really like it, but was desperate for human essence to become more human herself.

She was inducted into the League as an alternate source, due to how the place's magic works, so she no longer needs to.

>>12628657

They're both bad, but at least Commercial-kun isn't an arrogant douche.

>>12628770
Oh alright, thanks for that.

On a related note of video game monster girls, how would the Metro series work?

>>12628742
What fucking % of these posters don't actually browse /jp/? I'd reckon at least 50%.

>>12628762
>Your dragon girl waifu lays her egg/eggs
>She does everything she can to keep them warm and clean.
>Everytime one moves she asks you over to feel it with her.
>When her cute daughteru(s) hatches she snuggles with her/them.
I want this in my life

>>12628777
Ouch.
Such painful words there.
I try to lighten up the thread with hastily written little commercials from the MG world.

Yes, I am here.

>>12628785
It is weird you should type that, I was just thinking about that a while ago at work.
Gently holding your wife's dragon egg for the first time.

>>12628786

Hey, I said you WEREN'T the douche

>>12628762
Fact.
This is why Miia and Cerea are better than Retard bird, Liar Spider and Murder Fish.
if we can get those daughterus I want both to win.

>>12628793
You said I was bad !!

I am gonna go emo now and listen to crappy music and hide forever now!

I feel Pharaoh would be the classy sort to exchange delicately hand-written letters with a wealthy boy from across town.

And every time she gets one, she shivers with anticipation at the thought of what he could have written to her this time.

It's always something along the lines of:

>Dear Petra,

>I was most delighted to hear back from you. How have you been these past few days? I recently took a stroll along the riverbank. The sunset was so beautiful, and the light from it made the river sparkle gold. But I'm sure it pales in comparison to your beauty.

>It made me think of you. How we used to enjoy horse riding together. How we would play in the woods, despite your father telling you that only commoners would do such things. And how you fell in the mud and made a cut on your ankle, and asked me to carry you home the rest of the way. Those were such wondrous times. But alas...I long to see you again. And I hope this letter reaches you well. If you would have me, I would love to make you the happiest woman alive.

Sincerely Yours,
XXXXXXXXXXX

She often plays with herself lightly as she reads her letters.

>>12628795
But Murder Fish wants to have daughterus too.

>>12628800
At the expense of you dying.

Could you actually, or would you actually do a mermaid?

So you're attending Yandere High where all the obsessive, compulsive, possessive, clingy, and loving monstergirls are sent. Things are pretty cool as long as you don't initiate eye-contact and keep your hands to yourself. You've gotten lonely though and have made a list of the least likely to kill you yanderes in your class, which one do you ask out?

Photographer Oomukade: She's the leader and sole member of the photography club and constantly pesters you to join so that she'll have someone to rap-take photos with. If you accept her then you'll also have to accept the flashing every few minutes as she does her best to categorize and analyze every moment that she spends with you. Her memory is terrible and the only way she remembers events after a few months is to keep them photographed. She'll never forget you though, and will hunt you down if you ever try to leave her.

Fertility Echidna: She is fine with letting you hang out with other girls, talk to people, even spend the day outside of her view. She's still incredibly clingy by normal monstergirl standards, but that's endearing in a way, right? Her only true compulsion is that you must give her as many daughterus as possible. She'll suck you dry and ride you every day and worship your cum as if it were ambrosia. Masturbation is akin to cheating and cheating is a death sentence. She'll easily beat or kill another mg if she suspects that they want your cum in any way.

Holstaurus: She's pretty much a normal holstaurus with an obsession that you should only drink her milk. Water is a no-go and soda will leave her in tears of betrayal. She really isn't too clingy as long as you leave the house with a bottle of her milk or a gallon jug if you plan on going out for a while. She wants daughterus of course, but fears that doing so will lead to you not having enough time to drink her milk. Her favorite bonding exercise is milking time which she rigorously schedules and keeps down to the second.

box

>>12628796
I'm teasing, at least I would like to think I have a sense of humor , and not a self centered freak

>>12628800
that you'd never see cause u ded

No court in the world would ever convict her of rape.

>>12628806
Oomukade

>>12628806
Box

Any Dragon Yanderes you can give me? Jabberwock, Dragon, Ryu, oh my.

>>12628813
>>12628806

>>12628797
>"Can you eat it?"

>>12628806
>Yandere high

For what fucking reason would I ever join a school like that?

>>12628806
Echidna.

>>12628784
I'm surprised you think even 50% of the posters MIGHT be from /jp/. This is still more or less a thread in exile. One that was predominately crossboarders even in its heyday.

>>12628784
What are you talking about? /ksg/ is on /vg/.

>C'mere, boy. I've got candy.

>>12628806
>Yandere High
Would they type their essays out in APA format?

Oh, and box, so long as it has teachers involved.

>>12628829
What flavor?

>>12628822
Your parents are stupid shits who got you enrolled in a high school without knowing which high school they sent you to.

You know, like in Rosario + Vampire.

>>12628806
Gimme that box.

>>12628829
What kind of candy?

>>12628806
Box

>>12628821
E-eat what?

>>12628829
Is it rape flavored candy?

I was told never to eat that.

>>12628839
Love

>>12628806
Holstaurus please.

>>12628834
How about I just fucking leave?

I'm sure if I told my parents that psychos are at the school they'd let me leave.

>>12628806
Box.

> My Little Raptor can't be this cute!

>>12628844
Anon, you're the typical harem MC with horrible grades as it is? What other school is going to accept you if you leave?

>>12628833
>>12628836
>It's, uhh, all kinds of flavors. Whatever you like.

>>12628840
>It might taste like that when you're done.

>>12628806
Oomukade

>>12628841
Yes.____________

>>12628849
Yeah, but kind of candy? Swedish Fish? Mike and Ikes? Licorice? Gummy Worms? Please be specific.

>>12628829
Unless you're selling French Nougats, get the fuck out of my sight.

>>12628847
Just look at those majestic thighs.

>>12628844
Fine.

You get accepted into reptile high where only cold blooded girls are allowed to go.

Everyday you get raped by the local lamia girls who make sure to use your cock as their personal trampoline and then dragon girl forces you into a locker where she lovingly rapes you some more.

When you finally get out it's into the arms of the ryuu school pres who heals you up using magic and then sends you on your way after you refil her magic tank with your dick.

Then you walk home with your shirohebi childhood best friend who you somehow forgot about but met again in reptile high.

>>12628849
Okay 60 dollars for stuff like cuddling/hand holding per hour

85 and up for more naughty stuff per hour

>>12628854
>Lots. Like suckers, and gummy worms, and rock candy n' stuff. If you just come a little closer, I can show you the selection.

>>12628866
Well.

Guess this is my life now.

>>12628867
A guy offering services for money to a monstergirl doesn't seem all that odd until it's a ushi-oni. I can't imagine rapespiders would actually pay. They'd take what they want and leave.

>>12628847
>No nipples.
Of course, she's not a mammal, that would be silly. (She's cute, post more if you have it)

>>12628868
Oh sweet, I love Gummy Wurms, thanks! I also love Suckers too, thanks, I'd definitely go with you to see more candy.

>>12628806
Echidna, I want nothing more than that in life, except the beat or kill part. I'll try and work on that.

>>12628849
Sorry but my mom told me not to talk to strangers.

>>12628872
Hey man, MGC would 100% legalize prostitution.

One call and they have that rapespider in cuffs

>>12628874
>Anon spends the rest of the day eating candy with the friendly ushi-oni
>They drive around the city in her van
>He thanks her for the good time and goes home with a smile.
>And a tummyache


Just kidding. He was raped until he broke.

>>12628873

>>12628884
I'd totally watch a monster girl version of Jurassic Park.

Only the first ones though, others were shit

>>12628884

Only other one I have.

>>12628884
She's a qt.

>>12628847
>>12628884
>>12628892
>>12628893
She's a big girl

>>12628893
Not " a q-t-rex"? Up your game, Anon.

>>12628884
>>12628892
>>12628893
It seems that this guy did something involving a yandere Gorgon/Medusa. Ignore the other stuff please.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=46579966

>>12628893

Is that a violent tsundere I see?

Aw, man.

>>12628806
The box magically expands and reveals your classmate wurm!

Clumsy Yanwurm: She is actually incredibly smart and analytical, but whenever she stays around you for too long her head goes cloudy and she reverts into a dopey state of loving clinginess. She'll never hurt you and has incredible control over her big meaty claws, but that won't stop her from wringing you silly in a hug every time she sees you even if it was only to go to the bathroom. She won't mind other girls as long as she considers them her friend but anyone else will be ignored at best and pushed away at worst. Any attempt at seducing you by another mg will be met with immediately carrying you away or a tantrum if she can't do that. Long exposure time around you will eventually lead to her analytical side coming out, that side is just as loving, but still yandere, and much more subtle and capable.

If you refuse to love her or attempt to leave her she'll come up with the simple solution of spiriting you away into the isolation of the mountains and forcing you to depend on her until you accept her love. She may do it anyway just for fun if she feels you are getting emotionally distant.

>>12628904
That definitely correlates with the bandages on that poor dudes face.

>>12628898

Oh my god there's two actual comics of T-Rex chan there.

Someone translate them please

>>12628904
Perhaps, or just poor motor control coupled with claws and too much strength.

>>12628905
Excellent.

>>12628905
Perfect, I'll gladly be her plaything, dragged around in her big meaty claws.

"Dude, what happened to your arm?"

"Oh, I got it broken in 2 places, and almost ripped out of socket"

"What happened? did you get in an auto accident?"

"No, I got drunk at the bar the other night and arm wrestled a drunken wurm"

>>12628905
>Wurm was in the box
God damn it. My fear of not trusting the box turned to be my downfall. Now I wish I chose the box

Some kind Anon on /tg/ drew this cloaker girl yesterday, I thought this thread would appreciate it.

>>12628905
Perfect.
Thank you.

It is time to take your MG GF out to a fine night of dining, what kind of restaurant, and menu choices would she like?

>>12628921
She looks pretty hungry.

>>12628884
>no feathers
Death sentence.

I said this before in the previous thread, I really think a lot of people got banned, and there are only a few of us left

>>12628939
I hope so, the shitstirrers should stay go.

>>12628939
Good.

>>12628939
That's pretty good.

Futafags and people who continue to fight against futafags are pretty terrible.

Now there are only those who want to talk about monsterish girls.

>>12628945
What does the snake on the right see?

>>12628949
my dick

>>12628949

>>12628959
That took less time than it should have.

>>12628939
I'm just lurking as always. Never really have much to discuss aside from the occasional two cents.

>>12628939

See

>>12628531

>Janet begins to lose her cool.

I told you guys about the impending nuclear winter but nobody listened.

>>12628977
And what'll happen when she begins chatting with the Kikimoras on /a/ that try to convince her to bail on Monster Girl threads and wipe them all out.

>>12628964
If you read the text she isn't yandere (I think)

The second part says　”This foolish man is my darling/loved one."

and the first part says something similar to "to face me straight forward."

I'm guessing he blinded himself so that they could be together and now she's crying while reprimanding him for doing something so reckless.

>>12628921
>You enter the long abandoned cabin, the floor thick with dust, nothing here but the bare wooden furniture, a few books, plates and a couple of tattered cloaks left behind by whoever once lived here.
>You check the cupboards, but they've been cleared out long ago. Looks like this place is a wash.
>You turn to leave this place, its bare cupboards, rickety chairs and mouldering cloak in peace.
>... cloak, singular?
>You look around quickly but the room seems as empty as ever. Too late you hear a faint rustle from above.
> You look up in time to see the pale creature swoop down at you, clawed hands outstretched.
>Despite its slight frame, it is moving more than fast enough to knock you to the floor.
> Pinned there by some combination of the creature's surprising strength and your own paralysing fear, you look up into the its featureless, glowing red eyes and jagged-toothed maw, which opens in a hideous parody of a smile.
> As it brings its head lower, you fear this is your end, but the creature stops with its face a hand-span from you own and, unbelievably, speaks in a fast, raspy but quiet voice
> "Hi. Oh gods, sorry, this seemed like a good idea at the time, I just wanted to say hello, but I get so nervous and you look nice and it was getting so boring in here and I was getting sick of rats and... yeah, hi... ugh, this is all coming out wrong, um, would you like to go on a date sort of thing? With me? I know where we can get some rats. Do humans like rats? I forget, oh gods I bet they don't. Sorry, not rats, something else. Pigeons? Pigeons, yes come for pigeons with me, please. Oh, I, uh, should probably get off you now, right... sorry."

(First time writing one of these, please don't be too harsh)

>>12628931
When you spend all day hanging from the ceiling or wall, trying to look like a coat or curtains, you take what you can get.

>>12628538
That guy has suffocated from tailpussy.

>>12628992
It is a CPR class

She is learning resuscitation.

>>12629003
A CPR class consisting only of two people and yandere mantra written on the walls?

>>12629003
>>12628992

there's not enough cunnilingus

there's never enough cunnilingus

Hell, it is boring here today at work.

What is everyone doing?

I'm sitting in an old station in front of my laptop playing games an surfing /mgg/ .

>>12628991
Cute.

>>12629006

It is to keep the attention of the ones with short attention spans.

Man, it is boring at work today.
I am sitting in an old railway station playing games and surfing /mgg.

What about the rest of you guys?

>>12629020
Cut that shit out.

>>12628991

I like it.

Have high resolution scans of Lala's bio page been posted yet?

Maybe we could ask the resident /jp/sies if they would translate it for us?

>>12629042
So far this is the best we got

>>12629048
Last shooting and the Zeongs head, alright.

Lala's still a shit though.

did this get TLed yet?

>>12629048
>E-cup

Apparently bigger than Polt. Definitely needs a swimsuit pic, though it's nothing to lose one's head over...

>>12629068
That is a C if I ever saw one

Maybe in japan an E cup = C cup here

well, I now know who has been banning everyone in the thread.

I think Polt is probably one of the more well defined characters in the manga.

And she has such a following here in /mgg

>>12629071
Anon, don't you know? everything is different in Nippon
Our D cup is their C cup, our C cup is their B cup, and so on

>>12629048
>Dullahan heart
>head and body relation(s/ship)
>Dullahan armor
>Dullahan coat
>Dullahan neck
>Dullahan (3) sizes

That's all I can be certain of.We might also have:
>Dullahan giver of death object (the scythe maybe?)
>Dullahan chuuni mouse?????
>One other thing I'm not sure of

i want to fuck a turkey girl

>>12629078
so she can GOBBLE you up/

>>12629071
>>12629074
Well yeah, Rachnera would be lucky to clear a D cup in America.

>>12629082
I will baste you like a turkey I swear to god Charon.

>>12629078

YOU ARE WORST TURK

Just kidding

>>12628488

>>12628491

>>12629103
Oh boy, here we go.

>Daddy?

>>12628495

>>12628576

"Janet's going to die as she lived."

>Janet deletes another shitposter's post

>>12629110
Y-yes, meet your shirohebi sister

>>12629103
Come on faggot, you could've at least done something with the heads.

>>12629110
Gross, where did that thing come from?

Someone take it away, it's disgusting.

>>12629114
>>12629110
Adorable.

I want to raise those two girls.

How. The Janitor was fast this time.

>>12629114
>You will never try to get your different species daughterus to love one another as sisters.
>Even if one is a dog girl and the other a cat girl

>>12629121
>Dog girl and cat girl living together
But anon, if they were to get along that would cause mass hysteria

>>12629122
Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?

>>12629110
Why does she have fin ears and fins on her tail?
Is she a dragonfish?

>>12629133
Aquatic dragon?

>>12629110

>"What the hell? Who left this dragon egg here?"
>"Guess I'll have to go look for the local park's guar-- hey, stop clinging to my leg, kid. Stay put."
>"Wha-- no, don't follow me! I'm not your dad!"

>>12629114
>You will never raise a monstergirl
>You will never rub her tail and apply a bandage when she trips in the park
>You will never tell her scary stories about christmas cakes
>You will never help her train her monstruous parts so that she has them under control
>You will never pat her hair as she dozes off in your lap
>You will never drive her to her first day of school and remind her to play nice
>You will never hug her tight and promise her that you won't forget about her and to pick her up
>She will never tell you about all the new friends she made in school and how nice her teachers are
>You will never be tackled as she races to show her the A she got in math
>You will never stay up late to help her finish her homework that she has trouble in
>You will never drive her to the bookstore so that she can pick up her first book
>You will never sleep beside her when she tells you that she's scared of the dark
>You will never congratulate her as she graduates elementary school


I just want to be a good father.

>>12629110
It's so cute

>>12629139
Stop.
Just remind me that this live is shit

Would you join a Monster Girl dating site?

>>12629139
>You will never threaten to kill any boy that gets near her regardless of how old she gets.
>You will never have little Jimmy Henderson's corpse be what makes your freesias bloom every spring.

Perfect father.

>>12629157
I would. I wouldn't expect to be popular and get many messages though.

>>12628564
I'm surprised, or late.

Fuck off bob.

Gimme a break, I'm drunk.

>>12629157
Yeah sure, fuck it.

>>12629157
It would be full of Ushi-Onis and Oomukades.

>>12629157
Hell no, it is all manticores and really scary ass milfs

>>12629157
Are Christmas Caked prevalent?

God damn it my heart.

We need more cute monstergirls doing cute things.

>>12629157
>>12629166
>>12629165

>>12629157
All kinds of creepy girls would message me. Sure.

>>12628650
Suck a dick.

>>12629170
mah nigga

>>12629165
>>12629169
>>12629166
There would be an alarming amount of date-rapists.

Probably even false profiles. I can imagine Lizardgirls trying to pass themselves off as Dragons with lots of money to try and impress you.

You will never:

Play catch with yer MG child.
Never teach them how to drive.
Won't be there to see her graduate from HS.
Help her buy her first car.
Watch her panic over her admission exams for university.
Watch all of your money disappear so she can goto University.
Meet her nice human BF.
Help her plan her wedding.
Help her PAY for her wedding.
Hold your daughters egg in your arms.
Play with your grandkids.
Spoil them rotten.
Be surprised you are going to be a great grandfather before you are in your 60s

Depressed yet?

>>12628784
Don't know about you, but I thought /jp/ was a dedicated touhou board before we came here.

>>12629177
>Date Rapists who want to make a husband out of you

Sounds about right.

Ja, mein meister.

>>12629166
Caketicores?

>>12629180

Refer to >>12629159 to know what it means to be a father.

>>12629185
Explain further, I don't speak Krautenese.

>>12628805
Why would you not?

>>12628806
>Oomukade

I don't need to read anymore.

>>12628822
Absolute love.

>>12628829
No.

>>12629168
I agree.

>>12629180
More than ever.

>>12629180
>>12629139

It's at times like this that I'm somehow grateful that I'll never make such memories, so I'll never get to know the crushing feeling that always gets me when I can't go back and re-live any of them when I'm on my deathbed.

>>12628872
And then johns refuse to work, they get the word out, and men stop coming to MGC. Where is a girl supposed to get some quick sex?

>>12629188
>implying it won't be your little girl raping her crush silly

>>12629197
Is it better to have love and lost, or never had love at all?
It feels the same here, too.

>>12629199
>implying you don't kill the boy before that happens

Not knowing how a father's mentality works in regards to his little girl.

>>12629157
>you sign in for the first time
>message icon blinks within the minute as your receive your first five requests
>All of them are claiming to be ryuus or holstauri or some other vanilla mg
>All of them are claiming to be seventeen or under and very relaxed
>You choose the ryuu roll with and set up a date next week just to hang out
>She's a 36 year old shirohebi who immediately talks to you about marriage and eggs
>Before you even order she's already talking about eloping and how condoms are evil
>You don't even order a drink before she scoots up beside you and rests her head on your shoulder
>When you try to escape by the bathroom she shows up and tries to implant her flame

I think I'd be too scared, honestly.

>>12629191
>>12628822
It's the only one in your area.

So I met that guy from the dating site last night, but he wouldn't make a move.

So I pinned him down and gave him the v.

>>12629166
>Manticore MILFS that have been raping men for years. They've literally mastered rape and got it down to an art form.
>They're not just your regular Manticore you'd find at a bar or on the street that at most only have a few victims to their name. No, these are master rapists.
>These super rapists browse online dating sites to try and lure in naive victims. Some dumb young guy looking for just a simple first date.
>Manticore Licking Lips.gif

>>12629207
>yfw you come on to Manticore Milf instead
>she doesn't know how to respond as all her lays have been young men she has raped

>>12629207
>Manticore MILFS that have been raping men for years.
And that's why they'll stay single, forever.

>>12629203
I just can not see an aggressive shirohebi.

"Could you maybe, uhhh, hold my hand?"

To me that is an aggressive shirohebi

>>12629207
Would she start raping me before dinner even began? Like, she's so dexterous with her tail she can pull down my zipper and start sucking on my cock with her tailpussy before our drink order has been taken?

>>12629209
Who the fuck are you?

>>12629202
So she's a necrophiliac?

>>12629211
>Implying I won't smash
>My creed is "Can I fuck her? Yes. I'll fuck her."

>>12629204
Fuck it I'll dropout

>>12629211
MILF implies she has gotten pregnant , I think it would be a Bitter CC would be a better term?

>>12629207
Instead of a milf manticore, what about a shy christmas cake manticore?

>>12629204
I'd be happy. Only problem with yandere it's that if you go harem route you could end up in a nice boat. Or have to keep them from killing each other all the time. I want the second one.

>>12629166
>scary ass milfs
I fail to see the problem in that.

>>12629220
I prefer lonely Cakes.
>>12629224
I suppose.

>>12629214
Tail pussy sex under the table....
Not sure if I want.

>>12629228
>Harem boat
>Yandere
>Not dere dere or ara ara

Get out.

>>12628488
>Horny MPD
Dunno how I feel about this.

>>12629222
The fuck will you do then? You can't leave monster girl city, and with no studies...

>>12629232
She's just smiling and stirring her drink with a barb while you write and gasp and moan and clutch at the table like a slut.

When you fill up her greedy tail she'll poke you with a barb and make sure she gets her fill of 'drinks' as well.

>>12629229
You have never dated a psycho before have you?

It was the best sex, but worst relationship I ever had.

>>12629222
OK.
Dropout and in the future the only job you will get is doingn MG porn movies.
Being raped by 25 Manticores and 40 Ushi-oni at the same time.
Then you will got a bukkake of tailpussy fluids in you face and will be forced to drink it.

>>12629234
I don't understand. Yandere is that, yan.

>>12629238
I would consider it if it was a 'white' manticore.

>>12629239
>3DPD
That isn't relevant here, nor is your relationship status.

>>12628531
>Janet begins to lose her cool.
Wait what? I missed this.

>>12629241
>Implying

I'll get a part-time so I can gather funds to move to a human only city.

>>12629244
It is relevant to what he typed, why are you being so anal?

>>12629230

Would Ms. Happy have an account of her own too?

>>12629241
>and then anon's video skyrockets, becoming a hot sought item for twisted MGs who love tragedy after his on camera suicide

>>12629227
This is just like the human decency.
Just a legend.

>>12629247
>not wanting to live in MG city.
>not wanting to be known as "That Guy"

You disappoint me.

>>12629157
I did. Got a felon Minotaur. Couldn't be happier.

>>12629245

Yeah, I really think Jan went to town and cleaned the boards.
There was like a 500 long post fight over something I can't even remember what it was about

>>12628531
Story of a monsterphobe man, fierce adherent of the chief god, being tempted down the dark path by dark angel or dark priest.

>>12629190

It means "Yes, my master" in German.

>>12629258
Da.

>>12629239
>>12629248
2D =/ 3D

>>12628538
Why would trying to dom her turn her yandere?

>>12629227
I'd prefer a Manticore with experience, some ex-pornstar who starred in moves like the "Young Students Vs. Tailpussy" series.

Who would refer to me as 'kid' and knows 1000 different ways to make a man cum. But before that I have to agree to a 'no safety word' policy she enforces, she doesn't want any man chickening out when things start to get intense.

>>12629252
I'd only live in a that MGC shithole is if I could have a gun on me at all times

>>12629243
What does that mean?

>>12629255
Gay shit.

>>12629263
>implying a gun would help you
Just get into prison, then all you need to worry about is endless requests for sex visits.

>>12629260
Oh look someone pretending to be a mod/janitor, I bet you report everything you don't like too.

I can see a bunch of manticores gathering discussing ways to seduce men, like a little manticore social party

>>12629263
No Anon! Resisting only makes them more aroused!

>>12629262
I think that you just have completely different tastes from me that are equally respectable.
We all know that pure waifu manticores that call you nicknames are the best.

Did we ever decide if Jan the janitor was to be working for a well to do master, or if she was the one living alone?

>>12629270
>Oh look someone pretending to be a mod/janitor
What? Are you idiot?

>>12629273
Too bad, I'm gonna fight for my independence.

>>12629262
>ex-pornstar
Slut.

>>12629255
Well that's not cool. Never a good idea to piss-off a kikimora. Maybe we should wipe out feet before we track shit in all over these threads?

>>12629262
Don't marry with a pit of STD

>>12629281
Anon, in the MG world, MGs who have a lot of sex are the studs.

Men who have a lot of sex are the sluts.

>>12629285
>not calling them sluts to piss them off

Really anon?

>>12629285
Where do lonely Cakes fit in?

>>12629283
Sadly that wont ever happen, people tend to be stuck with this illusion that these threads are theirs and the content has to be exactly what they want it to be.
People like that are the true cancer to 4chan.

I for one would take great care of a Kikimora maid if I had one, even so far as to spoil her, buying her little things just so I can get that smile from her.

>>12629245
>>12629255
Well, that and the drawings.

>>12629250
>meanwhile Charon is still raping that one anon. His porn video has been selling slowly. The loan sharks are still after the both of them.

>>12629288
Lonely cakes are probably teased by other MGs for not having mercilessly raped a man yet.

What about a maid cafe that only hired yandere monstergirls?

Like, each time a new costumer shows up, he gets assigned a new yandere maid who will serve him everytime he comes and only serve him. When he stops showing up you hire a new maid since the old one inevitably refuses to serve other masters and goes off to reclaim him.

>"How are you today master? You didn't come on tuesday like you always do so I was really worried, where were you anyway?"

>"Master! It's so good to see you again! Huh? So what if it's only been a day? Serving my master is the greatest pleasure I know!"

>"Master try this special tea! It's on the house from me, so you know it's good. D-Does it taste any different? Can you feel my love pour into you?"

>"M-M-Master! I was so worried since you didn't come in for two days! You need to call if you aren't coming so that I can go to your house. How do I know? A maid should know everything about her master, shouldn't she?"

>"Master, did you visit that slutty organic cafe across the street? You wouldn't really eat their disgusting tea when I'm the one who's supposed to serve your coffee each and every day just like you enjoy it, right master?"

>"I love you master. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you... I really love you... You won't stop coming here, won't you? It gets so lonely counting the minutes when you aren't here."

Then you stop going for a few days because money is tight, you go to sleep that night only to feel someone getting into your bed.

>"Master. Master's smell. Master's clothes. Master's hair. Why didn't you come back master?

>"I waited so long that my tears dried into salt. Hush, don't say anything unnecessary master. Now that we're together again I can serve master like I should've done from the beginning."

>"You need a full-time maid anyway, this house is filthy and the smell of cum is everywhere. I'll take care of both those problems so don't even worry master."

>"Please take good care of me, master."

>>12629290
Mm, I saved that one of Anubis belly dancing, I really can not wait to see that one finished.

>>12629291
I'd love to live with Charon.

Why would she rape me? I would be 100% willing with her.

>>12629293
That's their slogan:
Enter for our coffee.
Stay for your spouse.

>>12629293
And then the Kikimora maid woke up screaming from her nightmare.

>>12629293
I would, especially for Lamias in maid outfits.

That's kind of my thing.

>>12629293
I can dig it.

Although species like Nekomata could pull off the stalking part better than say, a Cheshire.

>>12629298
If it's with love then there is no rape.

>>12629293
I'd be up for it

>>12629293
I like it.

>>12629293
How can't there be people who don't like deepest love?

>>12629304
I think a Nekomata and a Cheshire are evenly matched when it comes to stalking
One can turn into a lowly alley cat and stalk you around as a seemingly innocent cat that just likes you, the other can literally turn invisible

>>12629293
But what if I'm submissive? How am I supposed to be a maid's master? I mean, there can't be dominant maids right?

>>12629303
This is just an excuse to build up to that defensive hug picture from from Monster Girl Cafe. Good, carry on.

>>12629311
Dark elf maid

>>12629303
What is best type of Lamia:
With pussy in the crotch or in tail?

>>12629291
>charon raping

Que?

Previous thread was on its last legs, so I'll put in another reminder tonight that a double header (80 and 81) went up last night.

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/67867177/Introduction

The end of the volume is drawing near.
As always, thanks for reading.

>>12629314
Crotch, she can't wrap you up properly if she has cloaca. You want to nut inside her while being face to face right?

>>12629303
This guy gets it.

>>12629317
You can still be face to face if she has a cloaca.

>>12629317
the lamia in MG cafe managed it with a tail cloaca.

>>12629289
Yeah. that would be funy.
>Hey Kiki. I'm a little busy, so would you mind cleaning up this box for me. I'm saving it for some one special, but I haven't found the right moment yet. Wouldn't do to have it all dusty when I decide to give it to her.
>She agrees, a somewhat sad look on her face, knowing that that woman isn't her.
>She heads over to the box in question, a small delicate duster in hand, and pops the lid.
>It's a necklace, and there is a note tacked to the lid.
>"To the only woman who's stood by my side, and swept aside all my worries. I love you"
>She goes rigid reading the note, and you take the opportunity to sneak your hands around her waist and pull her into you.
>"Sorry, I'm not so good with expressing these feelings with words. Do you like it?"

>>12629293
>not raping her on a table in full view of everyone

Pleb.

>>12629320
>>12629321
I stand by my choice.

>>12629322
>funy
I meant fun.

>>12629312
>>12629319
I rest my case.

>>12629317
If ever there were a word to take the romance out of sex, it would be "nut" as a verb.

>>12629293
It would be incredibly expensive and tedious to constantly be forced to hire new workers because old ones quit.

>>12629323
>rape
>a yandere
I'm not sure you fully grasp the concept of a yandere.

>>12629323
>Wanting every one to gaze upon what's yours with their filthy, unworthy eyes. Wanting your intimacy to be soiled publicly.

Pleb.

>>12629309
>can't

Fuck me.

>>12629311
You get assigned a dragon who's only agreed to wear the outfit for one time before carrying you off.

>So you're supposed to be my master? How pathetic.

>Complaining? Even after I agreed to don this silly outfit and bring you this putrid drink you requested. Arrogant and pathetic.

>Master, did I give you permission to go to the bathroom? If you need to go then first you must request my permssion. Come on, now. I'll lead you there.

>Leave? What gave you the illusion that you had a choice in when you left? From the moment you sat at my table you already belonged to me.

>well, if you truly want to go home then it's time I ended this farce. We'll depart for my castle at once. Now entrust yourself to my claws and don't let go.

Then she rips the costume as her wings spread free before clutching your shoulders and setting off into the sunset.

>>12629330
Yandere want to be your everything and want what you want. If you raped her, she would gladly receive it. Don't fight me on this.

>>12629329
Yeah.
That's probably a no sustainable business.

>>12629329
Why would they ask for payment? Their payment is getting to spend time serving their master.
>>12629335
Exactly, its not rape then, just you fucking the living hell out of your wife.

>>12629322
Wonder how soon until we are called vanilla fags.

Yeah romantic times with an MG are always heart warming.

Like buying a new brush for your fox GF.
Special scented shampoo for centaur, anubis , polt

Little things can make their day.

>>12629330
It would be incredibly romantic for the yandere. In her mind it would mean that she gives you so much lust that you can't even contain your desire for her. At the very least she'd blush in secret joy while pretending to be ashamed.

>>12629331
She can be the jealous one. I bet you think she's ntr'ing you if she talks to another man.

Anons are worse than muslims.

>>12629339
>she wants what you want

Oh it's rape allright.

Would a Kikimora like a new hair piece?

>>12629345
Guess I didn't think about that, I am getting pretty tired. But its still more rape play than actual rape.

>>12629328
>implying all sex is romance

>>12629341
At this pace what will be the most lewd thing we can think?
Holding hands?

>>12629348
You looking for a fight?

The worlds most dangerous job in MGC

Working as a stocker in the MG version of Victoria's secret.

Something tells me they would not hire human males.

What would be other dangerous jobs?

Pizza delivery?

>>12629310
Would Cheshires be arguably more unstable if they were yandere?

>>12629297
Anubis is basically the perfect monstergirl at least for me, more or less.
Regal desert princess, all haughty and wanting of luxury massages at your humble hands? Anubis.
Cunning, bestial monstergirl with paws large enough to crush your skull, and claws sharp enough to shear through bone like butter? Anubis.
Or a slightly nerdy, engineering-inclined sweetheart who loves to play with Lego, and touch your hands with her paws? Also Anubis.

Brown and fluffy and lovable all over, is what an Anubis is.

>>12629350
Sniping handholders with the wife.

>>12629350
Brushing a fox woman's tail

>>12629353
Pizza delivery would only be entrusted to married males, and in many cases their wives would ride with them on the motorcycle for protection.

When they answer the door it has to be with hands held and each holding one side of the pizza box so that the customer immediately understands your relationship.

>>12629355
I think a Cheshire yandere would be the one yandere you'd immediately send to an asylum if you value everything
They're unstable as it is, any more and they'd make Wonderland seem sane

>>12629352
Anon please rape implies one party does not consent. If you are forcing your will upon her and she accepts it and loves it then its not rape. You can call it that but its rape play.

>>12629353
Mailman. Teacher. Cable repairman.