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I caught one, I caught one! I ... uh, what am I supposed to do with it now?

>> No.12628659

Feed her a blood sausage, she's hungry!

>> No.12628662

>>12628653
You didn't catch her. She caught you.

>> No.12628678

something something sex

>> No.12628681

>>12628678
But she's already unpure, what's the point?

>> No.12628687

>>12628681
Corruption.

>> No.12628710

>>12628653
Pretty sure she can easily escape those things by not even breaking them due to how big they are and being squared because they dude can't draw circles.

>> No.12628780

>>12628653
sell her on internet

>> No.12628788

>>12628780
you'd be a millionaire for 3 whole hours before interpol kicked down your door

>> No.12628789

>>12628788
For selling a cartoon vampire girl? Nigga u dumb?

>> No.12628810

>>12628788
What if I live in russia?

>> No.12628814

You got a dog?

>> No.12628830

>>12628788
Do millionairs play Touhou? Are any rich weeabs on /jp/ right now!?

>> No.12628856
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>>12628830
Pls no.

>> No.12628865

>>12628653
peek under her skirt

>> No.12628899

>>12628653
See if it can breed.

>> No.12628906

>>12628653
You know she's going to kill you the second that power-down wears off, right?

>> No.12628944

>>12628906
Better make sure that it's worth it.

>> No.12629153

Use the words of our Lord Jesus Christ to exterminate this foul creature.

>> No.12638071

>>12628653
Whatever you do it has to be in the pooper.

>> No.12638075

>>12628653
You die.

>> No.12638078

>>12629153
Amen.

>> No.12638082

>>12629153
>>12638078
She's immune to that stuff.

>> No.12638156

>>12628687
this

>> No.12638162

>>12628788
I don't sure what is more dangerous, her or all tsar?

>> No.12639194

>>12628653
Give her to me so we can be happy.

>> No.12639206

You idiot! You didn't restrain her hands! If she can move her fingers you're dead!

>> No.12644565

thing is OP, she isn't locked in with you. You are locked in with her.

>> No.12644624

>>12628653

Keep brushing my hand along those crystal thingys to see if it makes a musical sound. Then rip them off her back and sell it on ebay.

>> No.12644805

>>12628659
I have a blood sausage she can eat

>> No.12644874

I thought roleplay wasn't allowed.

>> No.12645076
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>>12644624
Fuck. You.

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12645112

Trick or Treat with her.

>> No.12645208

>>12628653
Finish writing the word Demonstrandum.
Fkn lazy nips

>> No.12645258

cut it's throat or sacrifice it to khorne.

>> No.12645989

Calm her down, unchain her and teach her how to feed (without killing of course, a dead man makes no blood) and play without being a danger for her playmate (thus also teaching her how to control her power and overcome her emotional issues).

Is the best thing you can do! She'll be grateful, her sister will be grateful, you'll likely end up being showered with gold and pussy!

>> No.12646032

>>12645112
I wanna worship those thighs.

>> No.12646669

>>12646032
She's mine.

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