/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12620350
Too bad I'm not hungry!

ay yo i ain't doimg tme lanundry agaime

How much is that going to cost me

I'm sure sugar directly on the vagina can lead to a yeast infection.

>>12620364
Do you have any evidence to back that up? If you clean it afterwards, nothing will happen. Bacteria should have some time to infect you.

>>12620350
I'll grab the pancakes and get out then or otherwise I'll be late to my personal house security job.

>>12620407
>Yeasts are chemoorganotrophs, as they use organic compounds as a source of energy and do not require sunlight to grow. Carbon is obtained mostly from hexose sugars, such as glucose and fructose, or disaccharides such as sucrose and maltose.

3DPD /a/ faggots will rejoice reading this, but a healthy vagina will naturally have a small amount of yeast already present - good bacteria will keep it in check though.
Adding sugar directly to it helps the yeast to grow and would likely let it breakout into an infection.
In this case, eating the sugars directly off of Reimu's genitals would be the quickest and tastiest way to remove most of it, but it's likely there's still lots of sugar left over and she'd need to wash it off thoroughly after breakfast.

>>12620456
Vaginas are disgusting. What else is new?

>>12620456
Reimu is a yeasty touhou

gimme that pancake

old image, boring thread... seen it too many times to feel compelled to post something constructive...

>>12620607
Thank you kindly for your comment it was most entertaining to read, oh great milord. Please post your blog too next time.

>>12620488
Please don't say that. It doesn't sound pleasant.

>>12620609
posts like this make me sick...

no one would even bother to reply with something so stupid on the old jay...

People still make these kind of shitty 2hu threads??

>>12620647
people who likes 2hu always makes shitty thread

>>12620650
And shipfags have no idea how to shitpost properly.

>>12620655
Wait do people actually like kancolle? I thought it was ironic...

>>12620350
I can not stand sweet things in the morning (I only ever eat breakfast in the morning except on Christmas)

>>12620657
Shipfags have no idea of irony. They wholeheartedly believe that Kancolle is going to take over Touhou.
You are free to portal out of this world and its cancerous autism now.

getting syrup out of sheets is hella hard

that bitch gonna ruin the bed spread

Do fat people put butter on pancakes?

>>12620695
you have to lick it off quickly!

Too much syrup.

>Pancakes, honey, and butter
Where is the protein Reimu?
How the hell am I suppose to keep my gains?

>>12620810
She's on the rag today, eat up.

>>12620630
i miss the old jay
when we would suck normie tripfag cocks that now left us in order to whore elsewhere

>>12620845
No one from old /jp/ would refer to /jp/ as "the jay".

>>12620655
>implying i'm a shipfag
kek
2hu and kancolle are both shit

>>12620456
Don't worry, honey has natural antibiotics, so she'll be okay.

>>12621398
lmfao
antibiotics kill bacteria.
yeast is a fungus, not a bacteria.

>>12620647
this is all that /jp/ is about and has always been.

Lunch with remi

>>12623287
Too bad no one found her in the end. She really was pretty cute.
（*´Д`）/ヽァ/ヽァ

>>12623287
I love it when /jp/ does collaborative detective work

>>12623334
They teach us how to track people down in my journalism class, but even trained reporters can't beat /jp/ autism...

>>12622522
Don't worry, honey has natural fungicides, so she'll be okay.

>>12623307
This is relevant to my interests

>>12620350
That looks sticky and unpleasant. It'll probably take forever to clean those sheets and if they get on those clothes or thighhighs, forget it. I'm not cleaning those.

>>12620623
The truth isn't pleasant, Anon.

>>12620350
Every time you post this disgusting picture you ruin my day. Fuck you. I'm going to bed.

>>12623686
Don't you like girls with a healthy coating of yeast and good bacteria fighting viciously for dominance of the vagina?

Honey doesn't give yeast infections..
http://herbs.lovetoknow.com/Honey_As_a_Yeast_Infection_Remedy

Drink the goddamn sake, instead.

>>12620350
Damn it Reimu, you know I hate honey.

>>12623737
I bet you take ginseng to cure your ebola

What a waste of perfectly good Canadian Maple Syrup.

>>12620350
That's it? Just pancakes? No fruit or grain or ham, not even any juice or milk? That's hardly a balanced breakfast. How do you expect me to get through the day without at least a cup of coffee in the morning?
And who eats at their desk? Breakfast should be served at the dining room table; that's why we have it.
I swear, kids these days, nothing's what they're good for, I tell ya.

>>12624057
You won't slurp it up from her poonanie? Are you a literal homo?

>>12624266
>poonanie
Is this that fabled niggerspeak I hear so much about?

>>12624266 #
>poonanie

Been years since I've seen anyone use that word.

>>12624269
is ebonics nigguuuh

I'm glad someone mentioned yeast infection

I'm willing to make sure to lick up every drop so she doesn't get a yeast infection, because I really care about her wellbeing. Even if I have to stay there for hours struggling for breath from between her moist thighs.

>>12624047
No, you take the blood of the man that was cured of Ebola and transfuse it into your body to cure Ebola. SCIENCE

>>12624616
I hope science does it part and take away your life.

>>12624626
That's how Americans are curing their Ebola victims. So yeah, it is in SCIENCE territory.

>>12623625
No, real girls aren't pleasant. Fortunately Reimu is not real.

>>12624806
She is real, just not in this plane of reality.

Ditch that poor whore. Chocolate tastes better anyway, right?

>>12625125
She looks as if she's having enough fun on her own.
I don't want to get in her way.

>>12625125
I've never liked stuff like that, it looks like shit.

>>12624630
The efficacy of blood serum transfusion therapy for the use in Ebola remission hasn't actually been proven, yet.

>>12625125
barf.

>>12620456
Damn I'm not aroused anymore.

I'd rather taste the original navel flavor.

>>12628758

>>12628758
What do dead skin cells and dried sweat bacteria taste like?

>>12628880
it tastes like the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>12628880
yum yum

>>12628974
Why is the first one scanned and not the second?

>>12620350
Thanks for the food!

>>12628974

>>12638089
乙