/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12609642
Well done, all the info is there, it says monster girl in the title.
You did well sir

>>12609642
Apparently you were too lake, hoss.

Remember to praise your goddesses!

Extremely slutty ring-necked lamia, when?

>>12609654
Check DA.
It's the first thing that came up in google.

Who /jinko/ here?

>>12609652
Please do not post images that are NSFW even if they are spoilered. You're still breaking rules.

>>12609657
I guess I am.

>>12609658
Fair enough

>>12609642
Reminder that if you're going to post an OP please follow this wonderful guide:

http://pastebin.com/5HQ0qinu

Some image dump threads:
>>>/c/2314637
>>>/e/1698371

>>12609667
and >>>/c/2297652

So it seems we have a new MGE girl, anyone else thinks it looks like a baphomet's big sister?

>>12609668
Why the hell is it in /c/?

http://pastebin.com/t42NvP2Q

>>12609670
No. Baphomets are retarded, while Chimara looks a little over-detailed.

>>12609670
Nah, that's just the goat influences.

Baphomet is a demon with goat-like traits.
Chimera is an amalgamation of several beasts. While a Chimera can technically be any such amalgamation, the baseline example, as seen here, is a Lion with a dragon and a goat head growing out it's shoulders, dragonic wings, and a snake-tail.

Totally unrelated.

>>12609671
Because cute girls. There's plenty of SFW-material.

Manga discussion is on /a/
Image dumping on /c/

>>12609675
There are also other variations, like one with a bird head or one whatever the fuck the one from FF9 was.

>>12609670
If anything, she would be an imouto to most of the monstergirl species.
and now I can't unsee her as a monstergirl version of moetron

>>12609675
Manticore and Griffons are technically a type of Chimera.

>>12609676
>>12609682
>While a Chimera can technically be any such amalgamation...

Why do I even bother writing things.

>>12609685
I think you quoted the wrong people too, hoss.

>>12609686

I'm not your hoss, bozo.

Have any of you guys/writers ever found a way to justify the sudden appearance of monster girls in modern society? I'm thinking of ways on how this could be done (meteor gas from space, space stuff, new mutual bacteria causing growth of female species, etc), but they seem to be a bit cheesy. Anyone have a modern day monstergirl story to help me with my little problem?

>>12609686
Fuck, meant >>12609678 for the first one.

Also what >>12609691 said.

>>12609675
>>12609682
These guys get it.

>>12609692
I planned to go with foreign exchange student with Hathor, but I decided against it when I considered Hathor would be a god.
Daughters of Hathor, on the other hand...

>>12609692
I always just write Fantasy stories, so never the need for that.

The most frequent one I see for a "Sudden appearance of MGs" is some kinda Interdimensional Portal bs done by a Demon Lord or somethin'.

Personally, I think if I were to write a contemporary setting story, I'd just have it developed out of a Fantasy setting. The Monsters have simply always been there, same as a Fantasy Story, it's just developed along into the modern day. Nice, clean, easy.

Failing that, bio-engineering and cybernetics.

So Anon, who's your favorite guilty pleasure monstergirl? The one you don't want anyone to know you like?

>>12609696
However, the poster girl for Chimeras is the basic concept that was stated before.
There also may be variants, such as Gorechimeras, Chimera Brains, or even Maximeras composed of 6 different animals.

>>12609655
Actually good extremely slutty ring-necked lamia, when?

>>12609706
Never.

>>12609704
I am entirely unabashed in my love of nearly all MGs.

The only ones I don't like are Matango and Devil Bugs. I used to not like Red Onis so much, but between these threads and other fictions, I've grown to like them more.

>>12609673
You are retarded

>>12609705
Aside from mythology a lot of MGQ monsters are chimeric too. Ignoring the whole human torso on a mass of flesh and tentacles, anyway.

>>12609713
Pretty much.
Chimera are also very powerful and love to appear at the worst of times. Sadly, KC's setting doesn't permit monsters harming humans with anything other than their Nerf weapons dipped in spanish fly.

>>12609710

>unabashed in my love of nearly all MGs

That's the right attitude to have.

Every monstergirl deserves love except for the ones who try to absorb you or some shit.

>>12609714
Chimera is also one of the little bundles of joy birthed by Echidna.
So technically it's related to Hydra an Cerberus.

You're a kid again.
The Anubis girl next door wants you to play with her and her legos, but the Salamander across the street wants you to come over and watch Power Rangers with her.
What do you do?

>>12609743
Cant we all play together?

You're giving me flashbacks and mild anxiety anon. I cant make these decisions.

>>12609670
The combination of fluffy pays and meaty pays is great, also the combination of fluffy ears and horns is good as well. Snake tail pussy is also a nice addition.

But those massive fucking goat head fucking ruin, God damn.

>>12609746
They don't get along, so you have to choose or find a way to make them friends with eachother..

>>12609743
>>12609746

Yeah, obvious answer seems to be play legos in the living room. All three can build stuff while watching TV.

>>12609743
Which one asked me first? If it was the Anubis then I'll build Lego shit with her today and then tomorrow I'll go watch Power Rangers.

>>12609747
>those goat head
>those
There's only one Goat head, the other's a Dragon.
Don't want to piss off the Goat personality and have it spam deadly magic on you.

>>12609751
>Tell Salamander you can watch Power Rangers tomorrow
>"BUT ANON! WE'D HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK IF WE DON'T WATCH IT TODAY!"

>>12609761
So then I ask my parents for a VHS and I record the episode, then I bring it with me tomorrow and we watch it together.

>>12609701
>Personally, I think if I were to write a contemporary setting story, I'd just have it developed out of a Fantasy setting. The Monsters have simply always been there, same as a Fantasy Story, it's just developed along into the modern day.

That would be pretty handy to have it all set up like that, though the idea I have in mind conflicts with it.

Esentially, before they appear, the MC is doing a senior college project involving the taming of wasps/bees (based on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGJUREA0cmQ view video's description). While working on the experiment, he isolates himself for a few days to cram for a midterm. Of course the first thing he sees when he comes out is a stinger to his neck...

Without spoiling too much, I thought of having monstergirls appearing based on the evolution chain (for simplicity, plants -> insects -> reptiles/fish -> mammals) throughout the length of the story. The student would have to deal with trying to protect his project from failure due to mortality outside of natural causes. Well, that's only one of a couple of problems, and thats not even the biggest one...

But anyway, that is my problem.

Loosely based off of my time working at an animal center

>>12609747
That snake tail could probably suck a mean dick

>>12609761

What season? I'd rewatch some first season for the nostalgia and we could have "white vs red vs green" ranger debates about who was the coolest.

It was green ranger of course.

>>12609743
I'd go with what >>12609750 said.
I mean damn, for once, this is a hard choice. But really, I'm sure that the cute Anubis could be convinced to watch Power Rangers too. We could build Megazords out of Legos as we watched! Fun for everybody!

>>12609701
>Personally, I think if I were to write a contemporary setting story, I'd just have it developed out of a Fantasy setting. The Monsters have simply always been there, same as a Fantasy Story, it's just developed along into the modern day.

That would be pretty handy to have it all set up like that, though the idea I have in mind conflicts with it.

Esentially, before they appear, the MC is doing a senior college project involving the taming of wasps/bees (based on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGJUREA0cmQ view video's description). While working on the experiment, he isolates himself for a few days to cram for a midterm. Of course the first thing he sees when he comes out is a stinger to his neck...

Without spoiling too much, I thought of having monstergirls appearing based on the evolution chain (for simplicity, plants -> insects -> reptiles/fish -> mammals) throughout the length of the story. The student would have to deal with trying to protect his project from failure due to mortality outside of natural causes. Well, that's only one of a couple of problems, and thats not even the biggest one...

But anyway, that is my problem.

Loosely based off of my time working at an animal center

>>12609753
The coloration of KC's Chimera makes me think of the FFXIV Chimera in particular.

And that fucker had a shit-ton of magic. Lion could spew fire, the Dragon threw out lightning storms, and the Goat could make ice spike out of the ground to impale you on command.

...I don't recall the snake doing anything though.

>>12609773
Just remember, you can't always please everyone.

>>12609770
Green was cool.

>>12609780
Maybe not, but I can try.

If I couldn't, I'd probably give in and build Legos with the Anubis.

>>12609778
In previous final fantasies the tail spewed poison.
Chimera were also capable of using Cyclone and Aqua Lung, which anyone who has played FF5 and walked through a certain desert will remember.

>>12609787
What would you do if there was a Holst that wanted you to play house with her as well?

>>12609792
Still Legos with Anubis.

You might have bested me last time, but riddle me this:

I am a measurement of time
Don't look for me in a clock
For you can find me only on a map

Who or what am I?

>>12609804
Minutes and seconds. Like everybody hasn't learned latitude and longitude.

>>12609804
Mississippi.

>>12609804
A day? Since a day is the measure of time that it takes for the Earth to rotate completely. You wouldn't check a clock to see the Earth, you'd check a map.

Best I can think.

>>12609808
Fuck.

>>12609812
I win again.

>>12609808
>>12609812
>One Mississippi, Two Mississippi, Three...
Damn I feel stupid.

>>12609810

Map coordinates are literally in degrees minutes and seconds.

I don't know how the fuck this >>12609808 is supposed to be the right answer.

>>12609816
Because it's outside the box.
You're over-thought things, which is why you guessed wrong.

>>12609813
This isn't over.

Now to go hug my Riddler daki and think of a new riddle.

>>12609818
>Riddler-daki
The Jim Carrey one, right?

>>12609816
Because "don't look for me on a clock". Clocks have minutes and seconds.

>>12609817
Mississipi isn't a measurement of time though. That's like saying one thousand is a unit of time just because people go One one thousand Two one thousand when counting the same way.

>>12609824
>I lost, so I'm going to bitch about how Mississippi isn't a measurement of time despite countless people using it

>>12609820

>>12609816
Probably you are not american. Only they count Mississippi

>>12609807
You're not the only one who immediately thought that.
>>12609816
Because dumb pun.

>>12609825
>Mississippi isn't a measurement of time despite countless people using it
It's to control the pace of counting. It's not a measurement. I know it's an old ass riddle but that doesn't make it a good one. It's why did the chicken cross the road tier.

>>12609830
Quit being a sore loser.

>>12609831
More like quit having a sore pelvis.

>>12609836
Analpocalypsed.

>>12609831
>>12609836
>>12609839

he's right. That's American avg IQ level.

Back the fuck up bros,My waifu has got all yours beat when it comes to utility.

>>12609853
Oh really? Care to elaborate on that?

>>12609853
All I remember about Plant Girls is that if you forget to water them they go yandere on you and tap on your window at night.

>>12609830
So why did the Cockatrice cross the road?

Would anybody be willing to discuss the logistics of the relationship between a samurai human and his Kunoichi lover?

>>12609857
They also grow bigger when you sing/talk/yell towards them.

>>12609860
>logistics
He's the feudal lord, she's the assassin working for him. To make it more exciting, he's the feudal lord who becomes the target.

>>12609859
To run away from the guy who caught her scent.
He caught her and proceeded to rape her in the middle of the highway.

>>12609862
Plants communicate with each other. M. Night Samalamadingdong was right all along. We didn't listen.
>>12609865
>a guy raping a monster capable of turning people into stone by looking at them
That's a badass right there.

>>12609866
Hes pretty HARDcore.

>>12609866
>badass
No, that's just how Cockatrice work. They spread their scent, and any guy that catches their scent goes
>I need to fuck this bitch.
And he sprints after her and rapes her.
She enjoys it. A lot.

>>12609864
>His guards burst into his room at night to find him lying motionless in a pool of semen.
>Moonlight streams through the window
>Lights and shadows mix
>The Kunoichi strikes again.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXHT9QgVg7U

I've seen a lot of Anons show their love for Suu.

And she had that one moment in Chapter 20, so I'm curious. How do you feel about a Giant Slimes?

>>12609855
6 holes,for maximizing pleasure.It doesn't get much better than that.

>>12609869
But it's not rape if she wants it, just like how you can't actually bully Alps or Cyclops.

>>12609867

The time has come, and so have I.

>>12609871

>light and shadow
>not posting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmkxsQnNujI

Ya blew it

>>12609873
>Giant Slimes
A waifu you can live in, just like Sandowrm. And everybody loves Sandworms.
...Metal Slimes when?

>>12609877
Now that was a good fight.

>>12609877
That was my favorite fight in that show.

>>12609874
So she has six holes, you still only have one dick.

>>12609859
So it can be redrawn because it looks like shit

>>12609864
>>12609860
>Their conflicting codes have them confront each other on the battlefield many times.
>Their love is a forbidden one
>And they love it

>>12609897
>that last line
Commercial anon, make this into a TV miniseries!

>>12609900

Maybe it would work better as a movie trailer.

>>12609902
No, a movie is too short a medium for a story like that. It needs to be a historical miniseries like Shogun or Masada or I, Claudius.

>>12609897
>They were friends since childhood, both swearing to change the government of feudal Zipangu to a more benevolent future
>While She works for the rebellious demon head stationed in Zipangu, He climbs his way up to Feudal Lord status
>Both seeking to change the system the best way they both know how
Sounds more like Tales of Vesperia, but what the fuck ever.

>>12609909
Sounds more like a fantasy version of Sanctuary.

>>12609911
Is that a good thing or bad?

>>12609912
A very, very good thing. You haven't read Sanctuary?

>>12609913
I'm ashamed to say I haven't.

>>12609914
Go. Go read it. Didi mau!

>>12609909
Nigga that's Code Geass, Lelouch and Suzaku.

>>12609916
By William Faulkner?

>>12609918
That went over my head.

You'd go out with a veteran monstergirl that is covered in scars and missing an arm, right?

>>12609917
But...those two hated each other.
Also Lelouch was probably imagining all of the entire 2 seasons because he's that much of a chuuni.

>>12609919
Is the book by William Faulkner?

>>12609920
Gladly. All that healing lovin' would be great.
>>12609921
Now that we're talking about CG... Lelouch was the guy driving the cart at the end, right? Right?

>>12609924
No, it's a manga. Where the hell did Faulkner come from into this?

>>12609857
I wouldn't have to worry about that all to much, it rains for most parts of the year.

Winter would be strange though. She would just be a gnarly, almost lifeless shell while she hibernates.

>>12609926
Season 3 never.
There's your answer.

>>12609921
They didn't hate each other until later, Euphemia's death was the nail in that coffin.
Besides I don't think Lelouch hated Suzaku, and by the end of it all he had earned Suzaku's respect at least.

>>12609929
Um...uh...,
Don't ask unnecessary questions.

>>12609936
Seriously, now it's bothering me.

>>12609931
Right, Lulu did everything he had set out to do, so there's no need for S3, he can just spend the rest of his life in the countryside, making sweet love to C.C. Right.

>>12609938
I looked up "Sanctuary novel" instead of "Sanctuary manga"
You said "read it," so I assumed...

>>12609938
(different guy)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanctuary_(Faulkner_novel)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Faulkner

Anon! Look what I can do! Are you looking?

>>12609945
>"I was too busy watching Breaking Bad to pay attention. What are you doing again?"

>>12609704
____Alp____

>>12609946
>too busy watching Breaking Bad
I think a Dullahan doing a handstand with her head between her legs is more impressive than a pizza on a roof.
>>12609947
Uncle Alp's, next Saturday.

>>12609930
That is a really nice picture. But a decent husbando would at least knit her a scarf, even if she didn't need it.

>>12609950
No it is not.

>>12609959
Fine, it's not. Saul spin-off when?

>>12609945
What does neck mist smell like?

>>12609964
Like heated up fairy-dust.

>>12609961
Like Saul doing lawyer things for a Cyclops that "fell down some stairs"?

>>12609970
No, I mean the actual spin-off they said they're doing.

>>12609964
Like impending death.

>>12609964
Like Vicks vapor rub

>>12609975
I don't know. It would be interesting though.

>>12609964
Like the last thing she ate.

>>12609964
Like new bike

Do you like carrying, or being carried by your waifu?

I'm on the graveyard shift at work now, and have about 6 hours of free time. So here's a general writefaggotry question for readers.

Would you guys like a between-chapter "extra" smut scene or an actual continuation the story more?

>>12610055
Depends, who are you?

>>12610036
I'd prefer to be carried, it would make me feel all special.

>>12610059
So you'd prefer to be the princess? I'd rather be the one carrying.

>>12610062
>the princess
If my Dragonfu wants to play "The Princess and the Dragon", sure.
On a related note, have you ever wondered what the Dragon does with the princess while waiting for the big stud of a knight to come to the rescue?

>>12610067
She probably sits there and waits for the knight to come, listening to the nagging and spoiled princess in the meanwhile.

>>12610057
B-but muh anonymity!

ThunderBrother

>>12610071
I like to imagine the Dragon has the princess drill them in proper royal etiquette so they can behave more regal when the knight comes.

>>12610071
>"When is the Knight getting here? I'm getting tired of this princess and her bragging about her father's power..."

>>12610073
Ok then.

>>12610076
>princess drill a Dragon on how to be regal
It should be the other way around. Princesses don't know shit about being regal.

>>12610079
>Princesses don't know shit about being regal
Fine, learning to be himedere then.

>>12610077
>Ok then.

Okay what?

>>12610083
>himedere
No thanks.

>>12610085
OK to continuation of the story. I forgot to type it last time.

>>12610088
Nothing is good enough for you. I bet you don't even like home cooking.

>>12610090
Sounds good. Thanks, friend.

>>12610091
I do like home cooking. I just prefer girls that are prideful over stuck-up.

>>12610093
He's not your friend, buddy.

>>12610100
>Canuck Beaver girl

>>12610095
I don't even know the difference.

>>12610093
You're welcome, I guess.

>>12610102
I don't understand what you're implying.

>>12610103
Dragons are prideful and snotty spoiled princesses are stuck up.

>>12610100
And you aren't my buddy, pal.

>>12610107
She's a Canuck.
You know, a Canadian. Look at the shirt, hat, and expression that says "I drink milk from a bag".

>>12610111
Well I'm not your pal, bro.
>>12610112
That's why I posted her. I don't see why you had to point it out, Captain Obvious.

>>12610114
I refuse to go any further than this, chum.

>>12610114
I have to make fun of anything Canadian.
It's an American thing.

>>12610121
Have it your way, dude. Let's talk about Yuugi's spats instead.

>>12610126
Alright. Yuugi's spats would look better on the floor.

>>12610130
That was terrible.

>>12610130
Say that to her face, see what happens.

What would be better: A home cooked meal made by a Dragon girl, or a lifetime of legos?

>>12610135
"H-hey, Yuugi!"
>"What?"
>Oh god she's talking to me oh god
"Y-your spats w-w-would look a lot b-better on my-- on my floor!"

>>12610141
>"That took some guts to say! Let's get drunk!"
>She hefts you over her shoulder and walks to the nearest bar

>>12610141
There are less painful ways to day you know.

>>12610144
>day
Die*
How the hell does that even happen?

>>12610144
Death by snusnu?

Have you ever read a doujin that kind of got you into a fetish you never had before?

I've never really been into giantess, (even though I know this would be considered mini-giantess) but this Yuugi doujin is sort of making me rethink my worldview.

>>12610153
Around here, it's the way most of us want to go.

>>12610155
Forgot the damn link.

http://exhentai.org/g/712219/b7a8a896de/

>>12610155
That's how I picked up most of my fetishes.

>>12610100
How is a beaver's beaver?

>>12610159
It was the same for me and anal.

>>12610155
>dat ass
While >>12610153
and>>12610156
make a good point, being smothered by that seems like the best way to go.
>>12610161
Wet and hairy.

"Hiya, anon! Oh, Miss Happy says hello too!"
>She then asks you give both of them a kiss

Is she just that stupid and ditzy, or she is actually schizophrenic and she assumes the voices she hears are from her tailbulb?

>>12610165
The former is cuter.

>>12610165
I don't care, I'll gladly stick my tongue down both gullets.
>Miss Happy
She sure is.

>>12610165
The tailpussy is the real self-conscient being.
All the rest is just part of it's body.

>>12610155
Probably the most amusing example of such a case for me are tentacle slides. I wouldn't even call it a fetish, It's just that I would like to see more because it's one of the weirdest ideas I have ever seen.

http://exhentai.org/g/739528/a89fc3d432/

>>12610178
So this anthropomorphic body is just a lure? It's like a land anglerfish? That would actually be funny.

>>12610164
>Wet and hairy.

Bueno

>>12610183
Yup!!
Sometimes nature is strange.

>A Day in the Life of Gamer Gazer and her Boyfriend
>'Gracie why do you have two types of Pringles, Two types of Lays, Teddy Grahams, Goldfish, Skittles, three full sized candy bar packs, six bottles of A&W, Six Bottles of Sprite and Four Bagels? I thought you said you were going on a diet.'
>'I am! This is for my Final Fantasy Stream Marathon.'
>'Insert Final Fat-Assy joke here'
>'I am going to be playing every single Final Fantasy, minus 11, from start to finish.'
>'First off are you daft? Second off you only said no 11 not no 14 so I repeat the first question, are you daft?'
>'You're the one who said we can't get married because we're broke so I'm going to do my part and start earning some money around here.'
>'Babe I love you and appreciate the sentiment...but you're currently around 250 pounds, minus your eyestalks it's only 200 but still, you think people are going to be as open minded about you as I am?'
>'Of course they will! People only care about video game prowess and skill.'
>'Oof. Yeah, you uh, keep that hope alive I'm going to be at work.'
>'Have a good day sweetie.'
>Later that night.
>'Gracie I'm home!'
>Find her sitting on the couch looking sullen as she mindlessly plays FF2.
>'Gracie? What's wrong?'
>'I only have 100 viewers...I started with 150.'
>'Well you are playing the third worst Final Fantasy. Anyway I'm going to eat normal people food. You enjoy your dinner of cheddar Pringles and Milky Way bars.'
>The Next Morning you walk in on her playing FF4.
>'Morning Babe, how goes the homefront?'
>'130 viewers.'
>'Chin up, both of em, you'll probably double your numbers once you hit 7.'
>'You mean 6.'
>'No 7.'
>'6'
>'7.'
>Will Gracie get a sizable viewer count? Will she and Anon decide which is the best Final Fantasy? Tune in next time! You won't want to avert your...Gaze!'
>'GOD DAMN IT CHARON WHO LET YOU INTO THE BOOTH!'

>>12610201
>thinking 7 is better than 6
Gamer Gazer needs to find a man who doesn't secretly want to Alp for Sephiroth.

>>12610206
>Thinking 6 is better than 7
Anon needs to find a man who doesn't secretly want to Alp for Kefka

>>12610201
You're still golden.
And 6 was better than 7.

>>12610207
>Anon needs to find a man
You what?

>>12610201
Why don't they just have a $50 Vegas wedding?

>>12610215
Because those are not done while sober or serious.

>>12610215
Cause Troll routes, air/bus fair exist?

>>12610217
Still an actual marriage.
We just need to get them wasted, and hope the Gazer doesn't start going on about Other M again.

>>12610201
>Chin up, both of em
Heh.
Also fuck Anon, Chedder Pringles and Milky Ways sound like the best dinner.

>>12609853
>>12609857
Reminder that plants literally eat shit.

>>12610226
I like the direction he's going with it, though I don't like how the Gazer is becoming fat.

>>12610222
But what if, when they're leaving Vegas, they end up stopping in Bat Country?

>>12610230
Anon in the story should help her work off the fat somehow. "Streaming on the Hardest Difficulty while Running on a Treadmill" should be a thing on twitch.

>>12610231
Then they should stay calm, and play some Gameboy.

>>12610012
Does anyone have a gif/webm of the whole Celty bikini scene?

>>12610230
A Jobless Neet who plays video games all day is getting fat?
The hell you say!
200 isn't actually that unhealthy depending on your height, I'm 240 and all I really have is a beer gut

>>12610234
>Straming on the Hardest Difficulty while Running on a Treadmill
I'd watch the shit out of that.
>>12610236
>actually, I AM trying to seduce you
What a nice girl she was.

>>12610234
She'd burn out and crash a few minutes in. Maybe she should team up with Jinko that's terrible at Metoid and become a duo.

>>12610242
>Jinko that's terrible at Metroid
Is this a thing? What kind of gamers would various girls even be?

>>12610239
Although if it's going to her butt/breasts that may provide some fun.

>>12610246
Well, the ones without arms or regular-sized hands would be terrible without special controllers. Vidya started as a human thing.

>>12610246
I greentexted it last thread, since I can't do Gamer Gazer GF anymore from the other anon taking it over.

>>12610250
I meant what kind of games would they play. Anubis playing Minecraft and complaining about griefers, stuff like that.

>>12610252
Salmander would play FPS and complain about there being too many kids or hackers.

>>12610236
What bikini scene? I watched it 5 years ago and don't remember shit

>>12610255
Pic related would be a team-killing bitch.
>>12610256
The one where she's in a bikini and talking relationship stuff with her scientist hubby, then says she's trying to seduce him.

>>12610257
Dragon girl, Wurm, Ryu, and Jabberwock would play Monster Hunter together and complain about Bnahabra and flash bombs not working because the monster turns last second.

>>12610255
Nah, Salamander would play Elder Scrolls, Dark Souls, and Salamander Age.

In the previous thread (1/2):

.Less draws the endless struggle between light and darkness.
Gracie the Gamer Gazer is too poor to get married.
Blade Wolfgirl is her own master now.
Debating wherever or not to kiss your waifu after she's given you a blowjob.
Correctional Dating Facility Anon gives monstergirls a second chance.
Canadian Geese still assholes.
New Lava Golem art. I'd aloha her ‘Ōkole.
Anon has a lovely night with a lovely ex-man.
Monstergirl television is still just as bad as human television.
Privileges remain unchecked, the way nature intended them.
Anon hunts his wolfgirl waifu through the forest.
Papi's mom confirmed for brown and long-haired tribal harpy.
Doppelgänger domestic drama.
We All Become One with an Anglerfish girl.
In an infinite reality, your monstergirl waifu is posting about you, her ideal fictional husbando.
Gamer Gazer has angry sex with you whenever she dies on Metroid Prime 2.
Chimera is added into the Monster Girl Encyclopaedia. She has a lot going on.
Caption man does captions for Echidna and Godzilla girls.

>>12610260
Lich plays Dark Souls, not Salamander.

In the previous thread (2/2)

Multi-armed girls can hug you, massage you, and jerk you off all at the same time.
The physics (or lack thereof) of KC's Demonic and Spirit Energy.
Young Monstergirls attempt to seduce males with terrible texting.
/mgt/ gains the power to bring MGs into the world. Instead, they argue about which ones to bring in, and end up never agreeing. Thus, the world remains without monstergirls.
Roomie brings over his Dark Matter girlfriend. Overcrowding ensues.
Harem Anon abuses cloning potions and becomes a Demon King, then realises he was gay all along and turns into Alpollo.
Somebody draws a Holstaurus Nun.
Jellyfish girls of all sorts and species.
Discussing the ratio of "monster" to "girl". The true correct ratio is entirely up to you.
Hobu Ushi Oni will hug for money.
Oni Buddyguards at reasonable prices.
Tsundere NTRs herself with her tsundereness.
Detective Jan the Kikimora enters the crime scene!

Unfulfilled ideas go here: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
Your idea not posted? Reply with it, and it'll be added to the list. Who knows, maybe some saintly writefag or drawfag will take a glance at it.

>>12610257
Wasn't he some shady criminal doctor?

>>12610263
>Gamer Gazer has angry sex with you whenever she dies on Metroid Prime 2
It was a Jinko not a Gazer.

>>12610268
White lab coat=scientist. Gee anon, don't you know anything?

>>12610266
>Holstaurus Nun
What? No way.

>>12610270
Also in the previous thread:

I apparently forget how to read.

Sorry.

>>12610273
So when will you start doing these announcements with the same excitement the guy from DBZ did?

>>12610273
It's alright, we make mistakes every now and then.

>>12610263
>>12610266
Thanks again, recapAnon.

>We All Become One
Transistor?

>>12610273

Don't feel bad, I would imagine very few have both the time and the inclination to keep track of 3000+ posts on a daily basis. Not hard to slip up here and there when skimming.

>>12609873
I would say don't post giantess unless you want a shitstorm.

>>12610266
>Detective Jan the Kikimora
That would actually be a nice set up for something.

>>12610272
http://imgur.com/wgN6nIj,KgYQrkH,YxPJfrp#0

>>12610264
But you can engage in honorable duels and partake in jolly cooperation.

>>12610272
>>12606176

>>12610278
Whatever gave you that impression? I think you're getting your Signals mixed up.

>>12610282
Detective Jan and the Mystery of the Mentally Challenged Posters?

>>12609920
Depends on what she is but yes.

>>12609993
I would like this one being true.

>>12610140
Can I sell the legos?

>>12610292
>selling Lego
>ever

You're bonkers. You know that, right?

>>12610285
What a Load() of bullshit, anon.

>>12610286
You can do that with the Lich too.
>"AHAHA! Taste my fury, pathetic undead!"
>"Marisa, you're hitting them with a broken sword."
>"Shut up! I know! I don't need to be reminded by someone who actually managed to die from SUPER NOVA FROM FF7!
>"S-HUT UP!"

>>12610297
Guys, I think we're going off on a Tangent here.

>>12610292
No.

>>12610281

You're right, I know I took a risk with that. I was just honestly curious because I can't recall anyone hating on giant Suu.

I guess if you're an enjoyable enough character, you can get away with more.

>>12610301
I think it's not as dislikeable to some because her giant form was a single event. It was an alt form which was not her standard size.

>>12610298
>dying to supernova

Seriously?

>>12610295
What the hell are you supposed to do with legos an an adult? Build a house out of them? How would you open door? Are they tight enough to keep water out? Can they withstand hurricane force winds? Will the house overheat in the summer?

Thee are things to think about, not look at with rose colored glasses.

>>12610298
>"HA! I beat the Asylum Demon on the first encounter WITHOUT firebombs! Take that, John!"
>"You still spent over an hour doing it."
>"You're just mad that I'm better than you~"
>"W-WHATEVER!"

>>12610308
I know someone who actually died from it.
Granted, it was because he was fucking around with gamegenie, but it still happened.

>>12610287
No, that's just stupid.
>>12610314
Gamer Lich is pretty cool.

>>12610313
Pass them on to your kids.

>>12610307

That makes sense.

>>12610316
>"Marisa, you can get a Zweihander in the graveya-"
>"I don't need it!"
>"Why? It would help you greatly in the beginning areas."
>"I don't need any help to know how rock!"

>>12610313
>What the hell are you supposed to do with legos as an adult?
The function of Legos does not change as you yourself get older, they're still Lego blocks, you build stuff out of them. Or just>>12610321
>>12610323
>she's wearing a MetalMorphosis t-shirt as she says this
Wonderful.

>>12610314
>>Taking longer than 5 minutes beating the tutorial boss

Are undead scrubs?

>>12610328
>she encounter a Black Knight in UndeadBurg
>"What the hell is that?"
>"That's a Black Knight. They're very strong, and you should avoid them."
>"I'm going fuck him up."
>"That won't be possible unless you're goo at back stab-"
>She parries it perfectly
>After a few ripostes she kills it
>It drops the Greatsword and Shield
>Lich throws her hands in the air in victory
>"Yes!"

>>12610341
>"I'm going fuck him up."
I think I just fell in love.

>>12610342
>She uses her Skeleton Key to access the lower parts of a certain tower early
>She runs across Havel
>"That's a pretty nice armor. It'd be a shame if anything were to happen to you~"
>"He's got a lot of health, so killing him will take a while. Just continue the game and-"
>"No."
>She proceeds to waste time trying to kill him with backstabs
>Finally kills him
>He only drops his ring
>"WHAT?! JUST A RING?!"
>"Yeah, that's all he drops."
>"DAMMIT!"
>She vents her frustration by killing the one merchant you can buy chainmail from

>>12610266
>>12610263

Thank you for your services, RecapAnon.

Let's not forget about the ditzy, easygoing Manticore and her friend, Mr. Happy, over here. >>12610165

>>12610352
And I bet that after killing Havel, she just keeps going and kills the Hydra too while she's at it.

>>12610358
Probably.
>She continues further
>And proceeds to stab the one boar in the ass with her new katana
>Both her and John laugh for a good while from watching that play out

>>12610369
Now you are obligated to tell us how she completes the game, and describe every step of the way.

>>12610372
I am? I was going to bed shortly.
But what the hell, I'll go a little bit longer before going to bed, and then continuing later.

>>12610378
Yes. Good. Do that.

>>12610378
>>12610381
>She reaches the Capra demon
>"That's one UGLY mofo."
>"Hope you like dogs."
>"Huh?"
>Dogs rush in
>However, she doesn't panic
>She kills all of them without being hit once
>John's jaw drops
>Lich cheers and points her finger
>And THAT'S why I'm on top!"

>>12610387
Bullshit, there's not enough time to have that exchange before the dogs attack.
...sorry.

This is sort of a random question, but does anyone know if there's a pastebin or resource where one can look up brief synopsis(es?) for writefags stories? Like even a single paragraph or a sentence or two.

I'm the sort of person who likes to read start to finish, and I don't like going blind into something without a clue of what I'm getting into. So I'm wondering if there's something like a mini-guide to the major running stories around here?

>>12610392
No, there is no such thing.

>>12610391
Oh I know.
>She gets invaded by GAZERX420X
>"Oh, your first invasion."
>Is that bad?"
>"It can be."
>She find the invader
>They lock on to eachother and begin circling
>"You've got to do something other than circle eachother."
>"You're right."
>Lich kicks the invader off a nearby ledge, killing her

>>12610397
Poor Gracie, I bet she'll eat a bucket of ice cream when she was offed by someone who hasn't even gutten gud.

>>12610394
To be able to do that fully, you'd need to go to the writefag masterlist, and read every story there yourself.

But nobody's crazy enough, with enough free time to do that. Right?

>>12610397
Wait, since when Lich became a gamer?

>>12610402
That's right.

>>12610404
Are you saying a Lich can't be a gamer?

>>12610399
Or a big bucket of ice cream soup with cookie bits mixed in.

>>12610404
Since now.
>Marisa enters the depths, without her boyfriend John around since he's at work
>"God, this reminds me of our old apartment..."
>She reaches a basilisk
>"Aww, it's kind of cute."
>It curses her, killing her instantly
>"What the hell?!"

>>12610411
Does she even try to figure out how to get rid of the curse?

>>12610404
>>12610409

>Lich & Gazer gaming buddies
>Lich is a pro at everything they play, easily acing every game with her trademark bored expression
>Gazer is short-tempered, often demanding rematches whenever she loses

>>12610418
>"I'm cursed? What the hell do I do?"
>She wander about for a few hours, taking little breaks by wearing different armors and standing there looking at them
>She eventually gets to the Gargoyles, which she skipped
>She proceeds to fight tooth and nails against them with a Halberd
>Manages to kill them with no estus remaining
>She climbs the tower and rings the bell, before going down and running across the Priest
>She sees the cost for the item to remove curse
>"FUUUUUUUCK, that's expensive..."
>She pays for it, uses the item, and kills the Priest

Alright, that's enough for now. I'm heading to bed.

>>12610433
>and kills the Priest
Dick move, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared when I first saw him.

http://pastebin.com/MhuC52QC

Here's the complete first draft of the baphomet complex translation, minus the two-page afterword, which is coming next week. Expect work on BTE 6 to begin around then.

Why is she so slut_enhanced?

>>12610437
Because that's the only kind of female role model she ever had in her life?

>>12610435
Nice work man, thank you.

>>12610437
>Prince Plushie-kun
That slut gets around too.

>>12610435
I prefer her human.

>guaranteed replies

>>12610434
He's a priest, he should do it for free, let his god pay him.

>>12610434
She also learned the gesture from him before killing him.
Stay tuned later for Gaping Dragon, Blight Town, and not knowing about being able to destroy barrels by rolling into them.

>>12610449
They both look like children.

So, /mgg/, Halloween is coming, and we all know what our waifus and daughterus are going to wear for costumes.

But what of us, the husbands and fathers? Will we just stay home, sitting at our couches, drinking a can of beer and watching MGTV all night?

Well, if that sounds boring, then I propose a challenge! Oh, but it's no simple challenge, mind you, I propose something that might just make this spooky holiday way more entertaining for us!

Anons, what if we created the perfect prank to scare the shit out of a Lich on Halloween?

I know what you're thinking, "that's impossible, you stupid dumbass." Well, I say we prove it otherwise! I'm sure the lot of you still have a little bit of that devious imagination in you, so let us gather and devise the perfect plan to give that pale lady down the street the spooks of her unlife!

>>12610456
If you read BP you'd know she's in her teens, just petite.

>>12610460
I'll pass on the challenge and use the rare opportunity to walk around the house in my underwear without getting molested.

>>12610463
>japan.txt

>>12610435
>dat ending

Oh god, they're gonna turn that town into a loli supremacist cult. There is no hope.

>>12610480
Don't worry, Hathor will hold you to her ample bosom in these dark times.

TF/TG Cheshire smut. Contains futa http://pastebin.com/vMSQPN4L

Enjoy.

succubus quest

>>12610485
>Contains futa
For what purpose?
>>12610486
That's not a Succubus.

>>12610485
Fuck off.

>>12610485

>Futa
>"Enjoy"

This ain't gonna end well and you know it.

>>12610460
I'd rather not wake up with all my limbs and belongings replaced with skeletons

>>12610493
But anon, your limbs are already part-skeleton!

>>12610460
Tell her that there's a skeleton girl living inside her right now.

>>12610494
No I mean she'll replace my limbs with extra torsos

>>12610437
>no skirt
lewd

>>12610488
It's a Salamander.

This game is called succubus quest.

>>12610392
That would actually be pretty useful. Maybe I'll start adding these to completed stories, along with tags for the smut.

>>12610513
Ah. So do you want to go into more details than just that picture?

>>12610514
You mean just your own stuff, or everyone's?

>>12610165
Enjoy your psychotic murdercore when "Ms. Tailpussy made me do it!"

>>12610520
>I'll show them. They're all going to say, "Why, Miss Happy wouldn't hurt a fly"

>>12609692
Interdenominational/planetary portal

>>12610519
My own. Maybe you can convince other writefags to try it if they're around.

>>12610530
Well I'm a lazy bastard who won't even bother with his own stuff, so no, I'm not convincing anyone.

>>12610516
I can't write and read English well.
Do you want more a picture?

>>12610534
I'm asking what're you trying to get across.

>>12610526
Does Ms. Happy actually wear a sock puppet or is it just a talking bulb?

>>12610540
It's a tailpussy, of course it talks with queefs.
...I'm a horrible person for even thinking of that.

>>12610520

She doesn't have to be psychotic just because she likes to pretend her tailpussy has a mind of its own.

>>12610542
Mr Hat also turned out to be capable of autonomous activity, why not Miss Happy?

>>12610536
I only want to post a monster girl picture.

>>12610551
Oh. Carry on then.

>>12610485

>http://pastebin.com/vMSQPN4L

Nice.

>>12610387

My suspension of disbelief has been broken.

>>12610460
Why not just generalize this challenge with

>Try scaring your monster waifu out of her wits

Think of your waifu's personal fears and try to come up with a costume and prank that exploits them

You may want to enlist the help of your fellow human boys or your waifu's friends, depending on the prank

>>12610563
>your monster waifu
Okay, I'll tell my Dragonfu that the Beagle Boys got into the treasure chamber.

>>12609692
I used portals, but I don't like discussing it, because I basically tacked on monster girls to somewhat realistic situations, and I think it's the main weak point of my work, that and the awkward smut I write.

>>12610580
>don't like discussing it
Too bad, we're doing it now.
I prefer to have Monster Girls as just different evolutionary branches.

Kitsunes. Too vanilla?

>>12610592
well, I didn't actually speculate on their true origins with their homeworld/dimension (with a few exceptions), the real story is about what they do once they get to our previously monster free world.

>>12610595
No. Kitsune stronk!

>>12610563
Is it even possible in my case? Also, considering many factors, I think I would be outpranked very, VERY hard during Halloween. Maybe fake Naomitsu Madaraki's dead body at the doors would scare her?

>>12610595
Vanilla is good too.

>>12610595
Dieselmine art is so divine I would almost subject myself to the horrors in Violated Hero willingly. Same with Sei Shoujo's stuff.

>>12610435
Noice

>>12610480
Best ending
Lolis are superior
I, For One, Welcome Our New Loli Overlords!

>>12610617
This is what a mindbroken man really thinks. For your generosity of just five cents a day we can get men like this the critical supplies of milk and healthiness that they so desperately need.

>>12610625
That what cowfags actually believe.
Disgusting
And what about people with lactose intolerance? Do you want to kill them?

>>12610641
Yes. It's a weakness, and the weak must be purged.

>>12610641
Divine milk has no ill effects on any living thing.

>>12610567
>BURST ME BREATH SACK!

>>12610604
All his tits / bodies look the same or something, it's weird.

>>12610650
>samebody syndrome
You can't improve on perfection.

>>12610641
We Hathor worshippers have nothing against people who are lactose intolerant. We would never do such a vulgar act of killing. We are peaceful
Praise Hathor

>>12610645
Wow
Cowfags are the worst
I don't even have intolerance.
Lolis are trule superior

>>12610641
>>12610659
>He can't take a joke or understand when somebody is being sarcastic.
My original post was a play on those dog abuse and starving African children commercials. The post about it being a weakness was what is known as sarcasm. The more you know, besides there's such thing as milk for those people and I'm sure that blessed Hathor milk will not affect them if not cure them.

>>12610668
I don't think he was being serious either...

>>12610672
He took it quite far though so if he was he's not very good at it.

>>12610645
>>12610655
Hmmm...

One of you is clearly worshiping Hathor but the other one has been deceived by some kind of minotaur god disguised at Hathor.

Perhaps this is the work of Arachonotaur.

>>12610659
Not a cowfag. I just hate human weakness. We must become more.

>>12610678
>Arachnotaur
I would love to be breastfed by an Ushi-Oni so my bones would get strong enough to prevent my pelvis from shattering during snusnu.

>>12610595
i dont care if they are vanilla, i want a kitsune wife

>>12610668
>watching niggers commerical
Why?

reminder to rarely milk your holstaurus

>>12610688
>rarely
You fiend! I bet you like orgasm denial too!

>>12610688
>rarely
B-but isn't that painful? No, I have to make sure she's always happy.

>>12610685
Arachnotaur is the spider god God of Anger anon.

>>12610688
>Rarely
Unless you're going for that Minotaur side of her, that's just cruel

Situations in which being a loli is okay:
If you are an imouto
If you are a daughteru

Situations in which being health is okay:
Everything else

>>12610687
Those commercials push themselves harder than any fetishXfags in these threads. They come on when you least expect them and last like three minutes. Only way to avoid them is to turn the tv off but then you don't know when they're over.
>>12610688
I can understand not having sex with her for a while so that she reverts to minotaur nature for a wild night. But not milking her can cause sever pain to her, so no fuck you.

>>12610693
Oh. I just thought... I'm sorry.

>>12610692
She's a big girl.

>>12610688
If you want her to rape you, you're doing it wrong.

>>12610700
And pain is mean, Baneposter-sama

>>12610699
I am sure she wouldn't mind.

>>12610314
>>12610323
>>12610341
>>12610352
>>12610369
>>12610387
>>12610397
>>12610411
>>12610425
>>12610433
>Gamer Lich
I love this and I really hope it gets continued later.

>>12610460
>Scare the shit out of a Lich
Oh-Ohhahahaha, ahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Good one.

>>12610718
Tell her you'll break her phylactery.

>>12610723
2 things.
>Implying she doesn't want you to for some hard, unrestrained fucking.
>Implying she doesn't have back-ups for afterwards.

>>12610725
>Backup phylactery
Calm down there Voldemort.

>>12610718
Convince her you beat up Death and no one will ever die again, making her powers she's spent her entire life getting useless.

>>12610699
Arachnotaur also only has chocolate milk.

The most evil form of milk ever devised.

>>12610728
It's a good habit for any Lich to get into.

>>12610730
>"Oh great, I've wanted that chick's job for years!"
>See her go out the door carrying a scythe she pulled out of nowhere.

>>12610728
>Voldemort
7 was not enough. If it had been me, I'd have made like a hundred.
>>12610730
She'll team up with Charon to stop you. Imagine it, the serious Lich and Charon trying to save Grim Reaper-chan from bully-anon.

>You'll never have infinite stamina and endurance, being immune to things like body fatigue and dehydration
> You'll never have loads of fun travelling accross deserts and grassy plains, running fast along with your cockatrice waifu

>>12610733
>Then they all get tied up and caught in the bullying

>>12610495
As a lich, she might already be a skeleton.

So, think "Chimaera" is deliberate, or just KC fucking up English spelling again?

The dude in charge of translations seems to think the former.

Sorry for taking so long. Things've been busy, and I've been looking over a lot of the overarching story to see if now's a good time to send everything marching off toward the conclusion. I'm fairly certain I'll have the story over and epilogue'd at around chapter 15 now.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon

As always, criticism is terribly useful. As is Abaggijawah updating his story. I need to see a Lilim fall in hand-holding, sweet, vanilla love. For scientific purposes.

Go on wikipedia, "chimaera" is a valid spelling.

>>12610746
Chimaera is fine as a spelling.

Also, go to http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1011&p=13982#p13982 for extra info not in the main profile.

UH-OH! Your monster girl daughteru is Force Sensitive and wishes to become a member of the Jedi order
How do you react