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Which touhou is statistically most likely to become teen pregnant?

>> No.12609179

sakuya because she can manipulate time around cocks

>> No.12609188

Touhou girls do not have sex, please brush up on the lore OP.

>> No.12609199

Most of them are already of age of getting married.

>> No.12609205

The one that's not wearing pantyhose /thighhighs

So they're all about even.

>> No.12609210

I don't think any of them are even teenagers?

>> No.12609285

Ran since her womb is probably the most likely to be able to hold a child for 10+ years.

>> No.12609326
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>>12609285
What womb? She's built like a boy and looks like one to begin with.

>> No.12609334

>>12609161
Post the rest of it.
All 100 of them.

>> No.12609340

Sanae because she is canonically the biggest slut

>> No.12609383

>>12609326
I'll fight you if you keep posting this

>> No.12609412
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>>12609179

>> No.12609507

>>12609340
I always just went along with it without question, but why exactly do people call Sanae a slut?

>> No.12609554

>>12609507
People say she must be lewd because she's from the outside world that has a society with bigger focus on sex. Or something like that.
Nowadays it's because she has more hentais of her than anyone else.

>> No.12609573

>>12609507

Just butthurt Sakuya fags upset she got replaced by Sanae in the games.

>> No.12609633

>>12609507
because ZUN said it was canon

>> No.12609687

>>12609554
> more hentais of her than anyone else.
[citation needed]

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>>12609179

>> No.12609803

>>12609285
Oh I get it. Pregnant with a teen. You're so clever, dude. I love you.

>> No.12610122

In my Gensokyo contraception magic exists.

>> No.12610148

>>12609687
The Touhou with the greatest number of hentai doujinshi is probably Sakuya, because she's the oldest Windows character (who qualified for the prestigious 2002 slut award). Reimu is probably a close second.

Sanae (2007) is 5 years behind. Although the rate at which Sanae hentai is being produced is probably greater than the rate at which Sakuya hentai is being drawn today, it's hard to say who has more.

>> No.12610154

>>12610148
Just checked.

Sadpanda boasts 76 pages of Sakuya hentai, versus only 54 pages of Sanae hentai. This is, of course, not a definitive answer and only represents doujins that have been scanned and uploaded. But it's not worthless data.

>> No.12610170

>>12610154
Oops, filtered out to just doujinshi, it's 32 pages for Sakuya and 27 pages for Sanae.

>> No.12610172

>>12610154
Holy shit, so Sakuya is still the queen of slut then.

Sanae needs to whore herself out more.

>> No.12610185

>>12610172
>Sanae needs to whore herself out more.

I don't think you fully understand the ramifications of this.

>> No.12610187

>>12610185
For faith, I mean.

>> No.12610227

>>12610154
>>12610170
Reimu easily wins when it comes to the most amount of porn, both doujinshi and fanart.
This is a well known fact.

>> No.12610245

>>12610227
Well, Sanae still has the honor of having an entire corridor of H doujin dedicated to her in a Comiket.

>> No.12611482 [DELETED] 

I made this thread ironically, dumbshits....

>> No.12611523

Yukari!

>> No.12611530

>>12610227
Reimu: 37
Sakuya: 32
Patchouli: 32
Marisa: 29
Remilia: 29
Sanae: 27
Yukari: 26
Flandre: 26

While it is true that EoSD was released 5 years prior to MoF, the doujinshi from those 5 years combine for a total of less than one page per character, except for Reimu, who has about a page and a half from that period.

Statistically, Reimu is the biggest whore and Sakuya is the biggest slut. Patchouli also has been fucked a lot.

>> No.12611593

yuuka

>> No.12611620

>>12609161
Reimu, Sakuya, and Sanae, and Marisa are the only characters who are even possible to get teenpregnant, because they're the only ones who are teens in the first place.

Out of those four, I think Marisa would have sex first. She's a pagan witch, and witches are very pro-sex. Reimu and Sanae are Shinto and probably celibate.

>> No.12611631

>>12611620

Surely the more pro-sex you are, the more you are likely to know about contraception devices / techniques, though?

>> No.12611644

>>12611620
What if when Marisa gives birth she spreads her legs very quick and yells 'MASTAH SPAAAAAHK!' and shoots a massive laser out of her baby place?

>> No.12611644,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12611482
What the fuck janishit, delete this shitty thread and ban me already you fuck.

>> No.12611671

>>12611631
Hm...

That's actually a good point. By that logic, it would probably be Sakuya then, because she lives in a mansion with a bunch of girls and is probably not very knowledgable about sex stuff.

>> No.12611674

>>12611671

Sakuya has some level of medical training, or she wouldn't have been able to dissect all those prostitutes in Whitechapel.

>> No.12611674,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12611644,1
I reported this shitty thread but he won't delete it.

>> No.12611680

>>12610245
lol what a slut

>> No.12611680,1 [INTERNAL] 

heh

>> No.12611680,2 [INTERNAL] 

i wonder if i can get the janitor to delete a random thread by saying i made it :^)

>> No.12611830

OP

>> No.12614068

Do Touhous even have periods?

>> No.12614318

>>12609412
source? google gives nothing

>> No.12614471

>>12609412
>>12614318
I'm actually kinda impressed with myself.
I was able to recognize the artstyle form that small crop.

>> No.12614481

>>12614471
well..tell me the name...

>> No.12614494

>>12614481
heh

>> No.12614513

>>12609720
epic

>> No.12614564

>>12609720
>>12614513
i don't get it. is that a pregnancy tester?

>> No.12614614

>>12614564
Yes, it's the latest rad meme.
>>12597836

>> No.12614639

>>12614614
>latest

I'm not sure if a month old futaba meme can be considered "latest".

>> No.12614659

>>12614639
It's just a case of time-lag between the boards.

>> No.12614731

>>12609326
Not this shit again.

>> No.12615437

>>12614614
>>12614639
http://peterpayne.com/post/100225780252/having-fun-with-the-pregnancy-announcement-meme
yeap "too old"

>> No.12616159

>>12610170
You need to filter moar. Surely, yuri/futa wouldn't count.

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>>12611620

>> No.12617084

>>12616350
She'll probably have a miscarriage anyway.

>> No.12617089
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12617089

Not Reisen.

>> No.12617093

Bane?

>> No.12617128

>>12609188
This. I'm offended by the very notion.

>> No.12618341

>>12617089
More of this guy's stuff needs to be translated.

>> No.12620748

>>12618341
No, bullying reisen is not okay. Stop being human scum.

>> No.12621186

>>12611620
Sakuya can stop things from aging with her time powers.

I doubt she's really a teenager, unless we're going with "body of a teenager, but been alive for hundreds of years" definition, in which case most youkai could count too.

>> No.12621364

>>12609507
Zun said that Sanae was a normal girl who probably had a boyfriend before going to Gensokyo.
The Japanese, being unable to comprehend a girl not being pure, started calling her a slut.

>> No.12621816

>>12621186
Sakuya is not a youkai. She is a human like reimu marisa and slutty sanae. They are canonically in their late teens

>> No.12626718

>>12616350
Please do a better job with your edits in the near future.
Thank you.

>> No.12626773

>>12621816
It's a horrifically awful feeling when I learned who Reimu was when I was younger than her, and now I'm older than her.

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