/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12599697
Are we done talking about porn titles yet?

>>12599697
First for thread Mexican standoff

Took you long enough.

>Last thread hit 4100+ posts
>Final post was Commercial Anon
>Handholding on television

I just want to applaud this thread, and all the anons who participate outside of the shitposting times.

4112 posts on the last thread, commercial-anon got both post #4000 and last post with


The hottest new Porno is now out by the master punstress herself Charon

Eternally Held!

Cut to a scene of a scantily clad holtisarus posing in front of the camera, showing of her healthy assets.

Then cut to a scene of her hand, and that of a human mans slowly reaching for each other, fading to black just before the touch.

Order now, from Livid Video ......

<she changes the channel>

mg honest trailer?

What you want me to do MG porno trailers?

Oomukade yandere story when?

>>12599699
Hey, would you like to come home with me? I own a Wonderbrush!

>>12599710
Oh that's nice! I've been out at sea for three months with nothing to do but practice my bondage... I mean my sailor's knots.

>>12599710
That's outdated. Buy the Mighty-Brush and Kitsune will flock to your house in no time! Buy now, and we'll throw in two tubs of Anubis Butter for free!
That's 59.99 dollars worth of things for only 29.99!

Homeward Boned

Staring a sphinx and two werewolf girls and they try to fuck their way home. multiple werewolf and sphinx girls died in the making of it

Required Image for every thread!

Hathor / Ra / Ammy

threadly reminder that milfs > lolishit

>>12599712
Best girl of that series, hands down

>>12599716
>It is said that when the sun sets, Ra must do battle with Apep. If he loses, the sun will never rise again

>This happens one a daily basis

<Insert Fino laugh here>

>>12599725
Oh no! The tides of Darkness are upon us!

>>12599725
Giggity.

>>12599725
Ra Ra Ra, Gooo Ra!

>>12599729
Do you not mean the tides of darkness are about to flow for them?

>>12599725
This came out of nowhere and I love it.
>>12599734
Ra can't do it alone, she needs her Sun Sisters to come help her ravage the Grapesnake!
...please?

>>12599725

I wouldn't mind 30 days of night. Maybe even more.

>>12599725
>Apophis thinks she'll win every time
>Ra always waits til the last possible moment before trapping Apophis in her talons
>At which point she bangs her fists on the floor yelling
>"O-Okay, I give! I give! I give!"

>>12599739
Then move to Alaska, or that general area.

>>12599740
>"Too late... say hello to my little friends!"
>"NOOOO~!"
>Cue Ammy, Alpollo and Hathor showing up with bondage gear
It's going to be a long day...

They also have periods where the sun never sets too

>>12599742

B-but there are vampires up there.

>You will never be a butler to an incredibly wealthy Dragon Girl.
>You will never become part of the world of upper class MGs. The refined elite, who remember to extend their pinky whilst raping you.

>>12599746
I've seen that once. It's awful. You want to go to sleep, but it's not dark.

>>12599744
They look at alpollo., and kick him out, hilarity ensues

>>12599748

I'd hold her hand

>>12599725
The fun thing is that Apep was so feared that its depictions were always accompanied with a god to beat it up. If you drew it without a god to keep it in check, it would grow in power and eventually defeat Ra.

Also, the Egyptians were really into Apep bullying. They even had an entire book of Apep-bullying, with chapters like "Chapter of Spitting Upon Apep", "Chapter of Defiling Apep with the Left Foot", "Chapter of Putting Fire upon Apep", "Chapter of Taking a Lance of Smite Apep (if you catch my drift)" and so on.

I still want to see an Aten monstergirl with solar hands/shining finger blowjobs/the ability to grope half the planet at once.

>>12599747
Then impale their hearts with a stake made of love

>>12599753
This is now canon. Apop is not to be drawn without another god.

>>12599754

You mean my dick?

>>12599728
I want to worship her paws.

>>12599759
Or your dick, if you want.

>>12599748
Ok, those tits are WAY too big, another potentially nice piece ruined by bad anatomy
(see also sekierei)

>>12599753
Bully game stronk.

>>12588030

>>12599763

>those tits are WAY too big

What are you, a homosexual?

>>12599763
Can you imagine going up to an MG and telling her that her breasts are too big?

How would she react?

>>12599768
>Well then you better drink up!

>>12599761
Go to toy store, buy a lego kit, a good one, not some cheap lame one, take it to her, hold it out for her to take it

Use the opportunity to touch the fluffy paw , she may not notice, as she is engrossed in new legos

>>12599763
>too much breast

Wow next you're going to tell me too much ass is a thing

>>12599728

>Pharaoh peeks over from behind the throne
>"What are you doing on my throne?"

>>12599725
.less based.

>>12599766
Oh, yes, I forget, i am surrounded by hathorites and the love for massive mamaries

>>12599770
What happens if I give here megabloks instead?

>>12599750
>hilarity ensues
Go on, what does s/he do about it?

>>12599775

And don't forget it, baphomet shitter

>>12599773
< Fino laugh >

It is my LEGO throne!

>>12599728
>You will never have an Anubis Waifu
>You will never build monuments to her out of LEGO
>You will never enjoy deconstructing them with her, building them up into something new and great together

No, really, why even live? ____;_;____

>>12599780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phXJ3BYG0Ak

>>12599779
No, no, I am fluffy tail fox goddess Inari worshiper

>>12599777
You spend a week in the Crocodile Girl Pit.

>>12599785
By which you mean the pool.

>>12599784

Oh, well that's even worse.

>>12599783
yeah that laugh

>>12599788
They may call it delicious flat chest , but my friend I call it Dull flat chest, I don.t like them at all

>>12599770
I can imagine presenting her an Egyptian-themed lego set. Being told that the gift is acceptable and I'm given permission to kiss the royal paw.

Truly the best reward.

>>12599787
Yes, and these aren't normal Crocodile Girls, these are large, dangerous, sex-starved Nile Crocodile Girls who don't play very nice when it comes to men being thrown into the murky waters they dwell in.

>>12599793
You can get custom lego kits, what about ordering her a pyramid kit?

How come this can't go in /tg/ btw? Monster girls are like literally canon in their games. You could probably develop some monster girl tabletop rpg and constantly discuss that. It could be the new FATAL.

>>12599794
>pyramid kit
Or you know, doing it like it's meant to be done and getting just normal, sand colored blocks and building it according to HER blueprints.
>>12599795
What's wrong? Aren't we up to /jp/ posting standards?
Here, have some 2hu.

>>12599795
honest answer, this is Monster girl general, covers games, manga, doujins, adult games, twisted fantasies , and not just rpgs

>>12599798
finished stone colored blocks and the super rare copper colored pyramid capper piece

>>12599795
Not much point to invading a new board when both the MGG population and /jp/ itself have gotten used to the status quo. There's a tacit understanding that /jp/ will accommodate the threads as long as MGG follows "wait until thread dies" the rule.

>>12599799
/jp/ isn't about games or anime or manga or twisted fantasies though. /tg/ seems as good as any. At least it's about twisted fantasy games and completely non hostile to the idea.

>>12599804
and do not forget the hieroglyphic lego blocks too!

>>12599750
But Alpollo is the one most likely to overcome Grapesnake's sex drive!

>>12599806
Shh, have more 2hu.

>>12599806
I am sorry, you seem to think I can do something about this, but the point is, you asked why we are here and not there, I responded, so why are you trying to convince us to perform an action we are not able or willing to do?
Either you like MGs or you don't, it is that simple, this thread exists because the board kikmoras approved.

>>12599813
I bet he's trying to become the /jp/ posting standard police. Why else would he bring the subject up?

>>12599810
You might want to delete those 2hus, i am fairly certain we need to keep them separate as required by the rules, don't want you getting banned

>>12599810
I don't care about 2hu. I like iM@S and figs.

>>12599816
Either that, or very bored, and wanted to see what this thread was all about.

Would it not be amusing as all get out if the Mod or maybe the janitor of the board was also in MGs?

>>12599819
And SNATCHER, that's also /jp/ related apparently.

>>12599819
>iM@S
Isn't that the reason Guts & co. are still on the fucking boat? Shame on you for ruining Berserk by supporting that.

>>12599820
That might be a hoot, but it brings back painful memories of /a/'s mod going into our threads and starting shit.

>>12599813
Stop posting with that child-like "my mom says I can do anything" mentality.

>>12599817
So what if they get banned? They can just change their ip and post again.

>>12599824
They are releasing a ps4 version of that game soon , i am not looking forward to the fapfest over that

>>12599820
It'd be better than finding out that /a/'s mods were internally stirring up trouble in the threads.

>>12599833
I wonder what Shitposter-kun is up to these days...

>>12599820
The mod is into kigurumi, MG, furries, hot pockets, and any thread with a 2hu in the OP, even if it's something completely irrelevant.

>>12599830
<< This is weak bait!

Not even a mermaid pornstar would fall for this

>>12599835
Probably having /a/ metaphorically suck his dick.

>>12599835
Sucking Stage 1 Alp dick, what do you think?

>>12599838
>>12599839
Why not both?

>>12599836
hot pocket as in food, or the 'other' version?

>>12599720
So you never played the game or actually completed her route?
She herself says she doesn't give a fuck and her deredere attitude is just to improve chances to win Grail. She said she like some guy who came before MC (Most likely prologue MC who died like noob) but he was inexperienced or something so she didn't even bother to help him and let him die.
She is just 3D tier manipulating bitch
Also canonical whore

>>12599842
Like some gay blowjob triangle?

>>12599845
I really need to get a sarcasm tag sometimes , I was joking , and no i didn't play the game for the reasons you specified

>>12599845
It seems the one who hasn't played is you.

There's an EMG thread on /a/ and they're singing Snake Eater. Are we truly so different from one another?

>>12599852
We are different.
Back in /a/, the thread quality would rise greatly when a separate EMG thread was made.

>>12599850
So I was looking at less' stuff at DA and there are still some stuff that doesnt get posted here

>>12599856
Sorry, didnt meant to quote anyone

>>12599856
Some of it isn't work safe, but I think .Less wants us to get off of our asses and look for them.

>>12599855
Then why isn't the thread there any better than ours?

>>12599859
That was back in /a/.
Now we have to deal with /jp/ and its own problems.

>>12599861
No, I mean the thread on /a/ right now is not any better than THIS thread.

>>12599863
Because we're still similar in a way.
Like how a 1911 made by Colt is to one made by S&W, but still different.

>>12599865
/k/ please I have no idea what that means.

>>12599865
>Is SIMILAR to
It's one thing to misspell words, but to forget them entirely? Fuck.

>>12599866
How about
>Each Metroid game is similar, but they're still different in some way

>>12599871
You lost me.

>>12599874
A pink lady and a gala apple.

>>12599893
How about Coke and Pepsi? Oh wait, they're the same thing. It's just that Pepsi is stale Coke.

15 Kikimory show up at your front door.
What do you have them do? And where would they sleep? since I doubt they could all fit behind your stove.

>gonna wake up to this faggotry still on the j
you guys should have died instead of that trevfag

>>12599905
You underestimate how dirty my house is, they could sleep in the garage I guess

>>12599914
Why not let them sleep in your bed? With you?

>>12599737
This is the aftermath

>>12599958
I wonder how she'd react if I turned the tables and out yandered her?

Reminder that dicking the daughteru leads to a neglected and depressed waifu who knows what you're doing and tries her best to get your attention

>>12599973
That story should have ended with the wife killing her husband and daughter.

>>12599979
>not the wife commits suicide, the daughter hates the dad for being the reason behind it and everything spirals into horrific suffering

>>12599987
I like that better than the wife killing everybody.
Let's go with that.

>>12599979
>>12599987
Or maybe the wife could leave him for another man
Or would that still be considered NTR by that point?

>>12599999
If she doesn't love him anymore, and actually leaves him, it's not NTR.

>>12599999
>>12600000

>Two consecutive quints

>>12600004
I thought we were over that crap in 2011.

>>12600000
The quints dont lie

Outside of Kikimory, what monster would make the best maid?

>At this moment i am euphoric, not because of any monster lord, but because i am enlightened by my own heroism.

>>12600013
Kraken maid would be the best maid. All that multitasking.

>>12600013

>>12600021
IIRc, octopi actually have extreme trouble doing things with their arms if it isn't in their line of sight.

>>12600025
What like play a drum kit?

>>12600027
Or cleaning if they're looking the other way.

>>12600024
Those eyes of hers are beautiful.

>>12600028
She just needs to keep her head on a swivel. Even if she can only concentrate on one thing at a time the fact that she has the extra arms means she can still do things faster because they're already at hand or tentacle if you will.

>>12600032
Basically.

You receive a fox in a box.

How do you handle the situation?

>>12600037
Tell her to put some clothing on as she must be cold, then make her a hot meal.

>>12600037
What did the fox say?

>>12600037
See who sent it, and see if they have a larger selection, or if it just foxes.

>>12599961
No, you need near complete nonchalance: "Cool, giss a hug"

>>12600045
>giss

>>12600047
Yes, that was deliberate.

>>12600052
I don't really understand it.

>>12600054
I didn't either so I looked up giss. Apparently it means Goddard Institute for Space Studies. So it means "Cool, Goddard Institute for Space Studies a hug"

>>12600037
But I ordered a lamia.

>>12600058
Alrighty then...

>>12600061
No bullying the slimes.

>>12599856
>kraken art
HOW DID I MISS THIS?

>>12600066
But it's adorable.

>>12600067
They are both adorable. However, they should be hugging and maybe sliding tentacles all over each other's bodies.

>>12600071
But that's lewd, not adorable.

>>12600058
"give us" said in an informal cutesy manner. I still maintain the antidote to yandere is genuine but understated enthusiasm.

>>12600073
Why can't it be both? Adorable girls doing lewd things is my fetish.

>>12600074
I say the proper way to handle a yandere is to properly use the right words, and to not do stupid shit like fucking every girl at your school/job.

>>12600075
I personally don't like it when the two mix.
To me it's like putting ketchup on steak.

>>12600078
>he doesn't put ketchup on steak
Mix that shit with steak sauce, it's bombin'.

>>12600078
That's your opinion, and you're entitled to it, but I disagree.

>>12600080
I have, it didn't click.

>>12600080
>ketchup on steak
You're the real monster here

>>12600083
To each his own.

>>12600084
Is man himself not always the true monster?

>>12600089
At the end of the day, both things you said are true.

So which monster would be the best chef?

>>12599958
This would be really hot if the art weren't so shitty.

>>12600101
One with a great sense of taste and smell. Werewolf girl maybe?

>>12600101
Ghoul, if her sense of taste means anything.
That is, if she can help not eating the ingredients.

>>12600108
They sound like the type to eat raw or rare meat than properly cooked.

>>12600111
That's a good point, but they can still cook for others if they learn how.

>>12600114
They have good potential, but potential is something everyone has.

....

>>12600125
A Mantis girl nibbling on a piece of fruit in a cute manner.

>>12600125
A Pharaoh enjoying grapes.
Or doing other Pharaoh things,

...

>>12600133
He's probably draw Pharaoh's severed head with a grape in its mouth and an Apophis moving the jaw to manually chew it.

>>12600137
>>12600133

>A Day in the Life of Gamer Gazer and her Boyfriend
>You lay on the couch playing video games as Gracie walks up to you
>'Get up we're getting me some new clothes.'
>'Weren't you going on a diet?'
>'Just drive me to the store.'
>'Fine fine.'
>You drive her to the store and follow her to the clothes isle, sighing as she picks through the clothes and walks into the changing room.
>'Sweetie isn't this where you usually show off your bra and panties and ask me if they fit?'
>She remains silent as she comes out and put the clothes into the cart.
>'Let's go.'
>'What you don't want to check out the game isle? The Vita TV just came out, don't you want Persona 4 Golden on our TV?'
>'Let's...just go.'
>You drive her home and she walks in without a word.
>'Are you THAT mad Luigi beat us?'
>She drops the bag and begins to cry.
>'NO...I MEAN YES BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT UPSETS ME. I'M UPSET CAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE ME!'
>You throw your arms into the air.
>'WHOA this shit just go heavy.'
>'WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR NEARLY 2 YEARS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I FELT YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME!'
>Her eyes all begin to tear
>'Uh yeah, cause getting married is expensive as shit?'
>'Huh?'
>'You don't work, I work as a cashier at a game store, a ring alone costs like a year's salary mixed with our hobby, plus the wedding proper shit. Of course I was going to ask you, we're just broke.'
>'Y-You mean it?'
>'Gracie I want nothing more to be a big gaming family with you, we just need to afford it first.'
>You hug her close.
>'Anon, I'm sorry.'
>'Shhhh it's okay...let's play some Katamari to cheer you up.'
>'Okay....can we play the CowBear stage?'
>'Not on your life.'

>>12600137
>>12600129

>>12600137
Something cute, not lewd.

>>12600137
Lamiahug.

>>12600141
Awww.
Good to see more of this.

In the previous thread (1/2):

Hathor shines her light over Puzzle and Dragons with her presence.
Gamer Gazor and Anon have glorious filthy NEET sex.
Pet play with a Ryu.
Crocodile girls think living near nuclear power plants will give way to the world's first Godzilla girl.
/mgt/ talks about eyeball and eye-sockets.
.less draws another picture of Sif from Dark Souls.
Texas is united through its shared secret love of Monstergirls.
Manticore Bitchboy and Teacher Anon stories continue.
Help a Troll make their garden.
Succuviruses, cybernetics, and robutts who talk like Blade Wolf.
/mgt/ talks about smoking and having children. Not at the same time, luckily.
Wandering Wurm integrates into a group of Kikimoras.
Alpanon posts Wurm Wrangler 4.
Gotta fuck them all.
Dietrich the Co-Op adventurer continues on MC's quest. Sort of.
How do you write a good character?
.less draws cigarette kiss between Anon and Jabberwock.
New(?) Manticore bondage art.
Monstergirl Sentai story is written.
Monstergirls embrace Xbox Live.
Tail fetish origins.
Waifu laments as her Husbando dicks the daughter.
An odd wizard with a sharp look in his eyes meets Teacher Anon.
Jabberwock breathes out aphrodisiacs to seduce her lover.
/mgt/ talks about the Bible.
Hound colours glorious Hathor picture.
Alp stuff.
Blade Wolfgirl utilises the measuring probe
/mgt/ talks about anus diameter

>>12600156
In the previous thread (2/2):

Primordial Monstergirls and flying spiders are the cutest Monstergirls.
Fluffy tails for sale. Attached Monstergirl sometimes included.
4K get. Next target: world domination.

Unfulfilled ideas go here: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
Certain idea for monstergirls not in there? Go ahead and post it. Maybe some wandering drawfag or writefag will see it. Maybe.

>>12600156
>Wandering Wurm integrates into a group of Kikimoras
It was fun causing that.

>>12600159
>unfulfilled ideas
How about we actually draw out those MG kindergarten stories?

>>12600156
>>12600159
Thanks, recap-Anon. Good work.

>>12600109
I hope you like eating corpses.

>>12600137
Cuddly jinko.

>>12600165
I want to bully Kikimoras.

Can I bully a Kikimora?

>>12600137
Blade Wolfgirl holding Anon's hand with her manipulator tail.

>>12600137
What >>12600189
said.

>>12600156
I really makes my day seeing something that I was a part of being recognised in the recaps.

Changed a few things.

>>12600208
Nice! Good work.

>>12600208
I wanna use her as a pillow. A warm fluffy goddess pillow.

>>12599725
Holy shit .less, awesome!

>>12599728
>Fino laugh
Kuuga approves.gif

>The Monster Girl artist who was about to an hero confirmed to still be alive

That's nice, can we post some happy Monster Girl pictures? What would make your Monster Waifu happy?

>>12600282
Not being fictional?

>>12600282
How would Xenomorph girls work in the usual hugbox setting?

so whats mgg opinion on elder scrolls?

>>12600282
who?

>>12600285
ayy

>>12600101
I would imagine a Holstaurus, but they have a tendency to adding dairy into most of their recipes.

>>12600208
adorable/10, would praise eternally.

>>12600141
>Doesn't want to do the CowBear Stage
Anon is a pussy.

>>12600137

Either Moth-chan glomping Screaming Mothbro or Silverfish-chan reading on a book.

>>12600208
>Chocolatey goddess holstaurus
Proof that there are still good things in this world

>>12600286
Fun. But there is a lot they could do to make it better, mainly finally showing us the lamia race from the other continent.

>>12600137
a lizard girl hiding under the covers like so. Bonus if you can get a blood moon into the picture.

>>12600141
>2 years
>marraige
women man

>>12600137
7 kikimoras, one of them tsundere, and a wurm meido, receiving their master home

>>12600156
tyb anon

>>12600431
As much as I would love to draw that, thats a little too big do be done...

>>12600156
>>12600159

Stay based, mang.

>>12599697
Monster girls are not /jp/-related, please take this over to /d/.

>>12600439
3 kikimoras and wurm meido?

don't respond to it, no, not even once

>>12600429
My mom and dad didn't marry each other until I was like 9.

>>12600458
I bet they are still together and fairly happy?

>>12600454
But he's wrong and if I don't get baited someone else will anyways

>>12600469
No.

>>12600472
Did they have you when they were teenagers - mid 20's?

>>12600478
They had me in their 30s.
I'm 20, my mom is 50 and my dad is 51.

>>12600483
well shit

>>12600402
yeah thats sort of what I want to do with it
but some people passionately hate it so I wouldn't want to be stepping on anyones toes if there were some here that did.

>>12600500
I- what? Was that a miss quote or do you work for the ES team?

>>12600517
I think he's talking about making a mod

>>12600523
Eh that's one of those things the company would have to do. I mean creating an entire new race, not to mention a snake people race, even as much as they are mentioned the ES team hasn't even made a ghost of one of them, just mentions.

>>12600488
Hey man, if you want a happy story. My parents dated for five years before they got married, then had fun with the newlywed life for a couple years before they had me in their 30's.

And they are still all over each other even though they're almost in their 60's. I swear to god, it's why I sleep downstairs when I visit for Christmas and stuff.

And I dated a girl for three years who wanted to get married super badly but had a fucking nutso family that were always getting her into trouble. Glad I waited there and got out when things went south. I would be so unhappy if I was chained to that right now or had to go through all the time and cash of a wedding and a divorce.

Getting to know someone really well before marriage is a smart idea. Let the new fade and see if you really want to live the rest of your life with that person and know all the baggage they bring with them. In my case it was a great girl I wouldn't mind raising a family with but the baggage attached was way too much.

>>12600534
Should have murdered the family.

>>12600137
Lewd Mood: A monster girl putting her tail between a guys legs from behind him and playing with him while he struggles. With or without holding arms.

Lewd Mood High Effort: A Manticore putting her tail between a guys legs from behind him and giving them the tail pussy while he struggles, with a additional image (possibly just an edit of the first) with her opening up her tail spines and making him ahegao.

Not Lewd: A Weresheep MILF with an older Weresheep daughter grinning from the bottom of their hearts as they walk towards the screen (PoV) for impending cuddles.

Kind of Lewd: The above but with a more impending cuddle sex/rape look.

The original reference for the lewd ones was going to be an image from Parasite in City of the fly girl restraining whatshername from behind but I didn't want to post it here and get banned. So this shamefully bad image will just have to do.

What monster girl would make the best MILF?

>>12600551
Depends on the girl really.

>>12600549
>Look at times
>Linked to a post 4 hours old

Whelp.

>>12600556
Whenever I see weresheep, I almost always associate them with Nia.

>>12600556
Doesn't matter

>>12600137
A man polishing his Holstaurus horns, with her blindfolded, so the dust and wax doesn't get in her eyes, bonus if she's fidgeting a bit.

>>12600577
Should I repost it then?

>>12600586
yea but not picture this time because I think deleted images count towards the image counte

>>12600137
Lewd Mood: A monster girl putting her tail between a guys legs from behind him and playing with him while he struggles. With or without holding arms.

Lewd Mood High Effort: A Manticore putting her tail between a guys legs from behind him and giving them the tail pussy while he struggles, with a additional image (possibly just an edit of the first) with her opening up her tail spines and making him ahegao.

Not Lewd: A Weresheep MILF with an older Weresheep daughter grinning from the bottom of their hearts as they walk towards the screen (PoV) for impending cuddles.

Kind of Lewd: The above but with a more impending cuddle sex/rape look.

>>12600599
>manticore

By fire be purged.

>>12600615
The only alternative is Alma Elma.

...Which would be fine actually but I mean there's nothing else with a good tail for it.

>>12600622
While we have yet to see with KC spadetails, but those can open, since succubi use them to drug their men with aphrodisiac. So anything with a spadetail is fine really, buy no alps. Bully alps, with no dick.

>>12600634
*but no alps

question

Is it an alp still if it doesn't have a dick, at that point isn't it a succubutts?

>>12600663
An Alp is a Succubus. It's called an Alp because of it's origins.

>>12600663
Alps are incubi before they go female, when they lose the dick they are alps and are full succubus, regardless of what stage they're at.

>>12600141
Daaaaaw
Is she still fat though?

>>12600663

Alps never had dicks. An incubus has a dick. The day an incubus starts to crave dicks, he loses his dick and become an alp. At this beginning stage they are still rather boyish-looking however and it takes a lot of dickings for them to go full curvy.

Don't listen to this guy >>12600670
He's completely wrong.

>>12600677

Just realized >>12600670 could actually be read two ways. One of them is right and one is wrong. Breaking up the run-on sentence would make it clear.

>>12600677
I thought alps where succubus traps

>>12600677
How am I wrong? An incubus who wants so have sex with men will destroy his spirit energy production capabilities, becoming flooded with demonic energy and becoming female. At that point, they join the succubus class.

Why are talking about alps again? Are there really that many homos here?

>>12600691
There is literally nothing gay about alps

>>12600634
And to think my first MG dream was about touching a spadetail.

Soft as fuck.

>>12600686
Read the sentence "Alps are incubi before they go female." That can be a definition or a past description. Using "were" instead of "are" would make it clear the right way.

That's just the first part of it.

>>12600691
We want to fuck our a qt, cock-hungry girl version of our fellow anons. What is so gay about that?

>>12600694
I agree, but it feels gay, at one point that cute chick was a guy. No bully. No alp.

>>12600684

There's no homo in KC land. Once you crave the dick, you go alp and wakeup with a V. That's what an alp is. It just takes them awhile after that to get enough demonic energy to go full bombshell.

>>12600698
I am not having this discussion.

>>12600702
>no homo
Thanks KC.

>>12600697
First day reading on the internet?

>>12600703
~

>>12600699

Not really and who cares? Like you didn't have this conversation with yourself long ago and come to this conclusion.

>>12600713
I don't understand what you are trying to say.

>>12600699
It like having a bro, that you can fuck

>>12600720
Stupid Sexy Ranma.

>>12600720
>Alps, not even once.

>>12600634
KC Spadetails seem to be thick as fuck.

Would love to cuddle.

>>12600713
>TFW voted to be an Alp

Why wouldn't you want to be one? You get tits, and women get more pleasure from sex. Not to mention you get Demonic Energy. And finally but most importantly, you're a cute girl.

There is literally no reason to not want to be an Alp so pls no bully

>>12600729
That at least 12 people who frequent these threads would gladly become Alp fuck toys.

8 for one beloved, 4 for anybody who wanted to use them.

I think that's what he's saying, anyway.

captcha:LORENZ; FORCE JACK, NATURE'S FORCE!

I didn't even notice that Blade Wolf's Maverick redesign features a tongue similar to the manipulator tail.
Inclusion of this feature into a smut story would be amusing.

>>12600737
Haha this nerd want to have sex with boys

>>12600730
Do you have a best friend? I do. I could see myself giving him a kidney, babysitting for him, and if I had to die to save him, I would be content. Bu having him turn into a girl and dicking him?

>steve carrel NO.gif

>>12600737
I'd still rather be a Lich.

>>12600740
Y'know what needs to be included?

Dramatically closing 'her' visor, the moment before penetration.

>>12600736
I'd like to squeeze the bulb, gently of course.

>>12600694
>transgender guy
>not guy
Anon pls go

>>12600746
And then heavy metal music starts playing

>>12600751
>>12600694
Oh god please no.
Talking about wanting to be alps and shit is fine, but please, please, let's not get into anything remotely close to gender-politics. The minute that starts it'll turn into a flamewar the likes of which this thread ha-Pfft sorry, can't keep up with a straight face.

This thread, no instigating a shitposting flamewar? Yeah, that'll be the day.

>>12600746
"Anonymous. Assume the position."

>>12600737

>literally no reason

How about not wanting to be a girl? And no, we are not all little girls, fuck your /a/ meme.

Okay anons, I'm just gonna leave this right here.

http://strawpoll.me/2800737/r

Have fun.

>>12600765
>http://strawpoll.me/2800737/r
Look at all the people that didn't vote.

>>12600765
>Implying polls mean anything.

>>12600774
Can give a vague idea of something, if nothing else.

>>12600156
amazoness story?

We should make a tier list of the writefags.

So we all know which ones to avoid and which ones to read.

>>12600776
There are too many factors and points of ambiguity to assume that a broad generalisation can be applied to the threadgoers based on poll results alone.
Some may use proxies to vote multiple times.
Some may vote merely to incite arguments for personal amusement.
Many will note vote at all.
Others still will not be present during the time in which the poll is posted, due to timezones.

They're an extremely imperfect way of gauging opinions, and letting them speak for large portions of the thread is unwise.

>You're walking down the street when suddenly an Alien Queen smashes into the side of the building next to you.
"Hey there, cutie. You look good enough to make a hive with!"
>How do you respond?

>>12600793
Wasn't intending for it to speak for large portions of the thread.

More like the half-dozen or so people arguing about it right now.

>getting off work at 11pm
>need to get on the bike soon before any Monstergirls try to rape you
>put on helmet, fire up motorcycle
>About to leave when you see pic related
>Hey! I love this light! I was just over here looking at the streetlight when I heard your bike!
>Oh, uh, hi. Listen, I need to go.
>Hey! I really like this light! Do you have lights at home?
>Yeaaahhhh.
>can I come with you and look at your lights?
>I guess so
>Moth girl gets on the back of the bike and you two start to ride
>Whoa, I've never gone this fast before! Hey, what's that light in front of us?
>that's, uh, that's the headlight of the bike.
>I love these lights!
>right, you said that.
>You take her to your apartment and she marvels at all the lights
>she picks up a flashlight, shining it around the room, her mouth agape at the wonder of artificial light and TZICHing occasionally
>the flashlight goes around the room, and shines it on your cock
>goddamnit, this is what you get for indulging a simpleton
>Fluffy moth rape

>>12600137
Cheshire cosplaying as Harley Quinn

>>12600794
>Full on giantess
How about no. The scale is super screwed up anyway unless she's standing in a giant hole.

>>12600746
>Bladewolf Girl being submissive the whole time for their first
>Just before penetration I'm My Own Master Now starts playing over the radio
>The visor closes into position with a loud audible clack
>Suddenly the guy is on his back and Bladewolf is on top taking control
>Afterward there's audible discomfort and blushing about how she sometimes loses control when that song plays and goes into combat mode
>He asks if there's anyway to prevent that next time
>She gives him a comical Bladewolf style verbal "duh" explanation about turning off the radio
>A day later he's working in the garage radio blaring as she's inside the house defragmenting
>The song comes on again and a loud audible clack can be heard from inside
>He realizes whats about to happen and tries to flee to the backyard
>Bladewolf pounces out the 2nd story window in dramatic style
>After landing she pounces onto him for rape
>Such is life in Bladewolf house

>>12600790
It's been done, also, nah.

>>12600737
>Wanting to be little girl
Fuck off to /a/

>>12600790
>>12600790
lets not. Writefags are insecure enough already, and the mere mention of a few of them will derail the thread.

>>12600794
Go away you filthy xeno.

>>12600765
You've should have added "No, but I want to be a sissyboy" option

Shit poll

>>12600802
>fluffy moth rape
>bad

>>12600824
>lewd moth noises

>>12600822
>Skelleton No.jpg

>>12600813
i need bladewolf smut

>>12600802
>not making her go TZICH with every thrust

>>12600833
she'll do that anyway. bimbo moth a cute.

>>12599808
I haven't been around for a little while, what is going on in this picture?

Would moth girls give a high pitched and loud TZIIIIIICH! as they cum?

>>12600802
>invite monster girl home
>takes off his pants and readied his dick
>complains about being raped
This is some feminazi level of "not asking for it"
What a dirty slut

>>12600822
I knew I was forgetting something.
Trap option. Should've seen it.

>>12600840
Leftmost girl is Ra. The one Solaire is looking at is Alpollo, and the wolfgirl with the markings on her face is Amaterasu.

>>12599835
What ever happened to those "Monster Manga Threads" that Autist Superior kept trying to push?

>>12600840
Solaire is being tempted by a fucking alp god, Alpollo, with the other girls impeding him.

>>12600840
Amaterasu, Ra and Apollo vying for Solaire's affections

>>12600848
...the fuck?

>>12600840
basically solaire is getting tempted by the alp sun god, and is being pulled away by two other sun gods

>>12600842
I meant to write crotch, I didn't mean to imply he took his pants off already.

>>12600846
Eh, fell by the wayside, although all manga mentioned in those threads went to pastebin.

>>12600840
Something less should be finishing instead of being a faggot

>>12600848
What the hell do you want?

>>12600141
>>'Okay....can we play the CowBear stage?'
>>'Not on your life.'
What a punk. CowBear stage is pretty fun.

Reposting just to make sure the new thread knows. Beyond the End 7 has been posted.

http://exhentai.org/g/749253/7d1192ac0e/

Maximum dragon cuddles.

>>12600873
granberry cuddles translation when

>>12600848
Huh?

>>12600737
>There is literally no reason to not want to be an Alp
But what if I want to dick stuff? I don't want to receive the D, just give it.

>>12600857
Oh.
Still a slut.

Your Monster Girl Waifu just swallowed your cum after a wonderful date and long night of passionate love-making. She looks up from your dick and moves in for a deep kiss.

What do you do?

>>12600893
You just swallowed your Monster Girl Waifu's femcum after a wonderful date and long night of passionate love-making. You look up from her pussy and move in for a deep kiss.

What does she do?

>>12600894
femcum is innocent

>>12600881
Here's a completed version of that Alp thing from last night.
http://i.imgur.com/VD9nH7Z.png

>>12600893
Slap her shit

>>12600894
Slap his shit

>>12600893
Well, it's icky, but it came from my own body. Objectively speaking, no more unhygienic than ingesting by own blood or sweat, in such minor quantities. And why would I ruin that mood by turning her down?

Kiss her now.

Cuddle her afterwards.

Brush teeth later.

>>12600893

Kiss her. She just licked her own pussy juice off your dick, and she's not trying to be a bitch and snowball you. Kissing your girl when she has nasty breath or any other number of things is just something you do. Don't let bad taste ruin a nice moment.

Having a girl breathe fresh minty breath into you during a deep kiss that burns as it forces through your throat and out your nose is a pretty great experience though.

>>12600904
>ingesting by own
should be
>ingesting my own

>>12600896
She just marked your face with her cum. How is that innocent?

>>12600909
>tfw no gf to kissu

>>12600893
This is one of those things that would be easier to take if we knew about how quickly their bodies absorb semen.

And I freak the fuck out.

>>12600915

You miss it more when you had it and don't anymore. But I don't have the time or money for a gf right now.

>>12600913
it's just bergina juice, not floating babbies trying to find an egg. Also this >>12600909

>>12600897
Ew
gay

>>12600925
*not gay
u faget

>>12600925
>Ew
>>>/MGU/

>>12600893
take it, not like i haven't tasted my own cum before

>>12600893
I've never tasted semen but I think I'd be ok with snowball action.

>>12600790

How would you do this?
Because some of the biggest attentionwhores/shit stirrers are actually pretty good writers.

Take Negawalker. He can write some good stuff, but he's also an insufferable attentionwhore and tries to force stupid /d/ things on the threads.

>>12600896
blue waffle and syphilis disagree.

>>12600931

She swallowed it. She's not snowballing you.

>Fucking a guy into an alp isn't gay
>but prostate stimulation with a girl you love is completely homo

/mgg/ logic

>>12600930
>>12600931
Match made in heaven. Go find each other

>>12600937
If you kidnap an incubus and condition him to love cock so that he'll be a girl I think his desperation for love is greater than the initial sex which is gay

>>12600928
Not him. Really gay. Alp even says it's a "guy's secret."

>>12600937
>Giving the D to feminine things is not gay
>Taking D's and D substitutes up the ass is gay

Thou art deliberate in thy faggotry.

>>12600942
Who cares what he thinks? When Incubus becomes an alp it's not gay

>>12600936
There are still remnants of semen in her mouth, on her tongue and in her drool though

Chapter 2 of Great Winged Sentai
http://pastebin.com/6dv3q5Yf

>>12600937
You can't fuck a guy into an alp, only make an alp more feminine. The ones posting that are guys who just want to get fuck, so actual faggots, because there is no alpification in this world.

>>12600937
Stay salty peggingfag. Pegging be gay.

>>12600937
Both gay as fuck
That also more like prison, army etc logic

>>12600949

Yeah, but it's not even close to the same as her dumping your whole load back in your mouth and making you swallow it.

She just has semen breath, not snowballing in the least.

>>12600942
But Alps aren't dudes.

>>12600947
But the alp in question still thinks of himself as man. How is that not gay?

>>12600957
I thought snowballing was like back and forth cum tounge play and deep kissing with both parties watering down the cum with their drool and swallowing equally along the way

>>12600961
See>>12600962

>>12600962
because she has a bagina and only for the first couple dickings

>>12600794
I smell heresy.

>>12600966
>fucking a dude in a female body, who identifies as a man

NAH.

>>12600794
Holy fuck you're ugly!

>>12600974
>Falling for Tumblr shit
If there ain't no dick, it's a chick.

>>12600982
Would you say the same for dickless Poison?

>>12600974
I think the encyclopaedia entry states that they identify as female. Not just identify, but their mind outright changes so that it is a female mind, and their memories retroactively change so that they remember themselves as female in them. Citation needed.

Can we talk about something else besides alps?

Fucking an Alp is debatably not gay.
Being an Alp is 100% super quadruple gay.

So basically it's a situation where you fuck a gay person but are not yourself gay for it. Rejecting an Alp is fine if you are still uncomfortable with it.

I have spoken. This is my word.

Guys how about the next time someone mentions Alps, which are Monster Girls and relevant to this thread, we just sidestep how gay or what parts of the process are gay or not? Because I am tired of this conversation

>>12600992
>Even after becoming Alps, their hearts, values, memories, personalities, and everything other than their bodies, are still the same from when they were men. Their bodies have completely changed into that of a woman, yet they self-identify as men. They may not even be consciously aware of the desire to become a woman that changed them into an Alp, or they may just be in denial, with the truth hidden away deep within their hearts. Because of that, they are shocked by the radical physical changes, and the huge gap between these changes and their male hearts probably makes them feel bewildered. For that reason, most of them feel resistant to having relations with human men as monsters.

Identifying as female happens later.

>>12601005
You and I both now that's never going to happen.

>>12600999
Would you rather talk about fluffy tails?

What are you, some kind of sick, lewd fluffy tail fucker?

>>12601005
Impossible, this is something that perplexes the doms and the subs.

>>12600999
Genuinely spooky monstergirls

Lonely CC monstergirls luring in shotas for tender non-consensual loving on Halloween.

Guys. All this talk about alps doesn't sound like my roommate at all. I don't think she was ever a guy and certainly not a succubus. She's just heavy, hairy and short and keeps trying to eat my recycling bin and my cat.

Oh wait. That's a 'p' not an 'f'

>>12600933
You should probably judge them by the quality of their writing, no the quality of their character.

You think the creator of Evangelion is a pretty cool guy to hang around? No, no he is not.

No writefag is both a nice person and a good writer.

>>12601014
>hating on fluffy
>preferring ambiguously gay to fluffy

Fuck you. Not even fluffyfag.

>>12601017
Please stop alp forcing. It's fucking obnoxious.

>>12601017
Please don't start the role-play stuff.

>>12601016
>shotas

Bah.

>>12601016
How about spooky scary ghosties and skeletons scaring children and taking their candy on Halloween?
Or how about a haunted house hosted by a rich CC Wight. Whoever makes it to the top of the house without being scared out of their skin gets to spend the night with her

>>12601020
I was being facetious. Sorry it didn't come across.

I would gladly brush a fluffy tail, and have nothing against those who vaunt them.

>>12601021
>>12601022
>not getting the reference


I hate you so much.

>>12601021
>No writefag is both a nice person and a good writer.

Really now? Not Captain or YBA or Seafoam or any others? I doubt that.

>>12601018

The Spider and Fly guy seems like a bro on the IRC, and his story is good.

>>12601018

We'd do this by quality of writing?
In that case it sounds like a good idea, but it would get a lot of shit.

>>12599703
That was great. Thank you.
>>12599706
I meant that you could do something like screen junkies' honest trailers https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL86F4D497FD3CACCE
It wasn't really a request; I just saw somebody (presumably you) say that Charon's film didn't deserve an actual trailer, or one couldn't be made. So I basically said that, if you put your mind to it, you could do a spoof trailer ot make fun of this non-existent movie.
But that might be too meta.
Oh praise Ilias I got a number captcha.

>>12601034

You know what would be interesting and not a tier list would be a stack of stats for pastebin views, total paste hits, and number of stories for each writer.

>>12601040
Popular =/= Good though

>>12601043
Especially in the case of stories about unpopular MGs

>>12601043

Yeah, but it would still be interesting to know where popularity falls.

>>12601043

True enough. It also depends heavily on personal preference. For instance Teacher anon is fairly popular right now but I can't understand why. Its basically a lazier version of Steamychowders stuff.

>>12601043
And then also views != reads

aggressive self-promotion and linking in the masterlist will tend to increase views

>>12601059

It also depends on the masterlist. ELH hasn't updated his list in forever. LDR has.
Or you could just use the blog which reliably posts new updates for everything anyway.

>>12601043
Captain best writer
Too bad he is ded

>>12601064

Captain isn't dead.
He just writes about Kancolle now. Which means he may as well be.

>>12601065
Monstergirls vs Boatgirls when?

Or is that just the plot of Pacific Rim in its most base form?

>>12601065
Where he writes it?
Kancole thread doesn't even have a single story. Only game mechanics and which ship would u fug

>>12601067
I like that point of view.

>Spending another Friday night alone drowning your sorrows in whiskey and vidya
>Buddies come over to drag you to the bar to have some fun
>Resist at first, but their constant bitching wears you down, might as well be depressed in good company
>Place is jumping, lots of human and monster cuties to be had
>Get a table, intent on getting as hammered as you can to get chase the shitty music away and make the time pass by faster
>Your buddies keep loudly whispering between themselves, before one nudges you and bids you look ahead
>A solid 9/10 is looking in your direction with a mischievous smile
>Get pushed out of the table and told to dance with her
>Damn it
>Go up to her, she immediately takes your hand and takes you to the dance floor, and boy can she move
>Long black hair covering half her face, grapefruit breasts that should be illegal, shaking her hips, snaking her body, killer thighs coming out of that micro skirt letting you see just enough of that V
>Time to get down, trying your best not to embarrass yourself
>She smiles, pulling you close, inviting you to grab her and feel every supple yet firm curve of her body
>Your buddies give nods of approval
>You're not hating this, not one bit, neither is the little you, which she readily notices, pressing her hips into yours
>This goes on for some time, until she whispers something in your ear
>You can make out the word "home" over the music
>You wouldn't normally do this but what the hell, this is what you came for