/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I deny the existence that I have a little sister.

She's 16, is a MySpace whore who's now fucking crying in her room because her boyfriend left her. Also, she fucking slammed my first laptop to fucking pieces. If anyone of you guys would like to come over to my house and fuck my sister, be my guess.

>>1259049
Where do you live?

>>1259049

Sounds like she needs some rape to me.


Where do you live?

My sister is only a year younger. She owes me over 3000 dollars but she says she can't pay me because she's saving up to get married to this dipshit who was homeschooled and never completed high school level anything.
One time he grabbed my calc book, said it couldn't be that hard, and then said "what is sinks?" sin x isn't sinks, dipshit. Also she weighs 300 pounds and plays WoW 8 hours a day minimum.
Yet more proof that only people without little sisters have imouto fetishes.

I have a 27 year old sister, you can have her.

>>1259055
>>1259052
RAPEMIND

>>1259062
Very true.
Though in my case I live in my own apartment while my younger sister lives in a dorm.
We only see each other when I occasionally have to pick her up and let her stay over till school starts again. So we're on more-or-less good terms because we're never together long enough to start hating each other.

We watched old reruns of Power Rangers. She absolutely loves Tommy.

>>1259049
>>1259062
I remember my sister being like that when she was around eight, but it's been three years since then and we get along really well now. I just reached a point in my life where I got so ronery and wanted a loli daughter so bad, but knowing that was never going to happen I decided to do everything with my sister instead. She hasn't done me wrong in any way since the first day I decided to have a real conversation with her. Now I hug her all the time and we play the vidya and everythng.

>>1259093
Your sister was 300 pounds when she was 8? And you did all that for her?
You're a saint, Anon.

Me and my sister watched Bleach together until we both agreed shitsux.
Then we played Burnout, good times.

>>1259097
Fuck no my sister ain't a fatass.

I would notice that my sister would watch Sailor Moon dubbed off of Youtube. She's like 16. So I was like: Stop watching that shitty dub.

Then I sat her down and we watched the first 2 seasons of Nanoha over the course of 2 days.

>>1259213
I wish my sister would watch animu. ;_;

I don't want to force her into it or make myself look like a jackass when it turns out she doesn't like it.

>>1259213
>>1259272
I forgot to mention that while we were watching it, my 9 year old sister walked in and started watching it with us. She even sniffled a little at that one scene in A's where Fate gets sucked into the Book of Darkness.

>>1259213
Thank god you didn't force StrikerS onto them.

My sist is older than me and in the US working her ass off an living a hard life.
I wish I could help her but my college is a money hungry monster and my specialization makes me do the grindan all day so I can't work.
I really do love her(in a normal way not like you fags that fantasize about fucking your sister if you had one PS: fags like that make me sick and need to be exterminated by space marines)

>>1259293
>I really do love her(in a normal way not like you fags that fantasize about fucking your sister if you had one PS: fags like that make me sick and need to be exterminated by space marines)
I don't think you belong here.

>>1259293
>space marines
I don't think you belong here

Speaking of lolis, there were a fuckton of cute lolis at work today. I didn't get it, there had to be at least 6 or 7 at one time that I just wanted to pull aside, yank off their pants, and eat them out.

>>1259293

Either your sister is a Filipina nurse or a domestic helper. Go back to studying and get out of the internet, you ingrate.

>>1259400
Go for it. Trust me, it will be so worth the ass rapings in prison.

>>1259413
That's not what I'm worried about. I'm worried about when I get out of prison, what will I do? I'll never be able to get a job, I'll have no money, and nowhere to live.

>>1259419
Well, I realized: why not just fuck another loli? Go back to prison where there's at least free food and shelter.

But really, in all honesty, I have things I'd like to do besides go to prison for eating out a loli. I'll gladly do that after a few other things on my list. And who knows, by then I may have found a loli to go down on without getting arrested in the process.

>>1259435
If you're really planning on going through with that, can you at least be gentle and do it with consent?

>>1259049

What was her boyfriend like?

My sister likes super robot shows, and mecha in general. Hell, we share the nearly the same taste in anime. I wouldn't be surprised if she lurks /jp/ and /m/.

She also plays WoW, but it's an on/off thing.

>>1259049

Also, could we have her myspace? We're not /b/ so we won't do anything to it.

>>1259507
>My sister likes super robot shows, and mecha in general.
Your sister is awesome.

I wish I had an imouto
Or hell any sibling
Being single child is shitsux, if I ever get a waifu we're going to have at least 3 kids, I don't want my children to be ronery growing up like me

>>1259527
It's not everything it's cracked up to be. I have an older sister, a younger brother, and three younger sisters.

>>1259539

Who is closest with who?

>>1259527
>>1259539
2 is the perfect number. After that it's too much and you can't take care of all of them properly.

With 2 you can spoil them both just enough.

>>1259527
I have two brothers and a sister. It's not fun. I get along with my sister fine, but I get in fights with my brothers all the time and they don't know how to respect my sister or anything else for that matter.

If you get a waifu, don't have too many kids.

>>1259516
Thanks.

>>1259559
>they don't know how to respect my sister

What do they do?

>>1259572
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

Hey anonymous guys with sisters.

Say you caught me in your house at night, jerking off over your sleeping sister, say I'd just finished when you walked into your sister's room and caught me. What would you do?