/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12535646
I want to spank Sekibanki.

>>12535682

Can't spank the bank.

Throatfuck with Banki!

How does one tell the difference between banki heads and Yukkuris?

Feed them coffee?

>>12535725
Banki heads float and shoot lasers from their eyes

>>12535731

AH that is right. I suppose Banki heads wouldn't just be hanging out on the ground.

>>12535725
>>12535731
But why does Sekibanki have multiple heads in the game? In Japanese folklore rokurokubi don't have multiple heads. Her in-game profile doesn't mention multiple heads as well.

>>12535773
I guess she has some Danmaku shaped like her head?

>>12535773

Spookybanki.

>>12535646
She's Sekibanki and she's bringing sexyback

>>12535773
There are actually 5 different Sekibankis, but only one body goes around to create the illusion that there's only one.

Please do not sexualize Sekibanki.

DDC gave us a lot of nice newhus. Waka Waka, Banki, Big bad Wolfu, the little princess

I bet it's very comfortable being able to rest your head anywhere.

Would you befriend an undercover Banki living in the village?

Yes [ ]
No [ ]

>>12536075

Would friendship.

>>12536095
It is surely how half youkai happen. Befriending them in the bed.

>>12536101

Dawwww.

I want to give her a spanking.

Any more lewd banki pics?

>>12536319
Naw. Banki is a pure girl.

Sekibanki is one of the best new touhous in years.

Seki's bankis

Does anyone here fantasize about being Sekibanki, taking your head off, and shoving it inside your own crotch to smell the ripe, juicy vagina after a hot summer day?

>>12536480
But, that,s lewd, anon.

Sekibantree

Sexybanki's legs are a miracle of the universe

>>12536535

>>12536480

>>12536580
LEWD

>>12536580
Thank you so much for posting this.

Sekibanki wants YOU to slap her ass. What do you do?
[ ] Do it.
[ ] Don't do it.
[ ] Run away.

>>12537166
Do it, but I want payment in the form of sex right afterwards or even during.

>>12537187
So on top of spanking her, you want to fuck her?
I can get behind that.

>>12537944
I'm personally convinced that Sekibanki is the kind of girl biting her lips while she's being spanked.

>>12538023
Lewd

>>12536101
What would half rokurokubi even be like. They can just have the neck-stretching thing? limited head movement?

>>12538042
There two kinds : the nukekubi, with his head able to float away from the body, and the rokurokubi, who the loooooong neck.

Why ZUN decided that Sekibanki was a rokurokubi and not a nukekubi is because FUCK YOU.

>>12538050
there are*
My bad.

Also, according to Wikipedia, Lafcadio Hearn is to blame for the confusion between the two kinds, as he identified nukekubi as a rokurokubi.

>>12538050
It doesn't help that her theme is called Dullahan under the Willows, too. Her being a nukekubi would make more sense.

>>12538062
There are two theories about that :
- ZUN was completely fucking drunk when he researched Sekibanki's race.
- he's doing it deliberaly to annoy the hell out of westerners.

>>12538066
The funniest thing is that if she was a dullahan, she would be a fairy.

>>12536150
fucking perv

>>12538086
If she was a dullahan, a real one, you could've expected one hell of a sword fight between Meira, Youmu and her.

>>12538126
If she were*
Dammit.

>>12538050
>Happy Marriage with Sekibanki
>Your first child is being born
>Here it comes, it's crowning
>either 1 Just the head comes out, and floats away
>2the neck just keeps going, and going, and going

I am quoting the nurse.

>>12538148
>Head comes off and floats away
D'aww. I just hope the babby doesn't have laser beams.

>>12538157
>"Honey, you take care of the baby today."
>"What have you done to your hair?"
>"She threw a tanthrum and zapped me again."

>>12538148
>bathing
>head falls deep into the sink
>hand occupied with body

>>12538194
A head isn't that small.

I still like the idea of Banki being a lazy NEET that makes you carry her head around while her body sleeps in bed. Imagine her making you go to the convenience store on a hot summer day to get some ice cream but she makes you take her head because she isn't sure what flavor she wants yet. All the while her body is lying right in front of a fan at full blast. On the way back she'd ask to be spoon-fed ice cream right there because her head is hot.

>>12538916

This is kinda adorable actually.

>>12539094
Kinda, yeah.

>>12538916
Poor Banki cannot wear her chuuni uniform when going to the store.

>>12539205
Wow Kagerou is adorable in that pic.

>>12539218
Were Wolfu only exist as a bullying target and hugs.

>>12539273
Nah. You bully and spank Sexy Banki, but you can only hug and snuggle Kagerou.

>>12539286
>hug and snuggle Kagerou
You need this, then.

>>12539292
Nonsense. Hammer is all I need.

>>12539418
Don't do this, anon. She's a fluffy wolfu that needs some back rubs.

>>12539452
As cute as Kagerou is, this is the Sekibanki thread.
And is Kagerou is cute, Seki is sexy, and my boner can't handle cute and sexy at once, it causes a blood overflow.

>>12539458
You are missing someone.

>>12539473
Beh. Wakasagihime is boring.
Sekibanki is totally spankable and fuckable.

>>12539512
Waka is soft mermaid with big wakas,
Banki is sexybanki,
Kagerou is wolfu only good for hugs and petting.

>>12539542
>just petting
>not rubbing her chin while complimenting her
>not letting your fingers caress her cheeks

Slap Banki's ass?

Yes [ ]
No [ ]

>>12539581
Yes [x]
A thousand time Yes.

>>12539094
It's great because she might secretly do lewd things to her body while you hold her in your arms.

How can she speak while her head is detached?

>>12539705
Magic.

>>12539705
Yeah, that's important. Why can the flying severed yet still alive head that can shoot lasers from her eyes can still speak?

>>12539752
Still connected to her body via magic. I bet if she swallows your semen it will go into her belly and not drip down the bottom of her neck.

>>12539767
And if I give her a spanking, does the tears go from her eyes to her cheeks, and then move magically to her neck?

>>12539774
It'd probably fall off her head, I think.

>>12539791
That would be a bit creepy.
>be Kagerou
>be talking to Seki's floating head
>she suddenly starts crying and flies back home
>later learn her boyfriend was tired of seeing her body lazying in bed

>>12539767
Erection lost.
Then again, that means I can use her head as a remote vomit gun.
Erection gained.

>>12539880
Usually, that's where I start freaking out, but it's /jp/. It's "the Internet Café where everyone is drunk and a little horny".

>>12539853
The story would be better if Spankibanki turned red and started breathing harder and it turns out her boyfriend started doing lewd things to her body.

>>12539767
So your dick can get magically chopped off if she gives you deepthroat?

>>12539896

Now you're thinking with portals!

I wonder if she's a virgin.

>>12541093
In this pic, I imagine that:
She got kidnapped by human villagers, they think that she is a spying on the village for the youkai. Then, as punishment, they proceed to rape her relentlessly and make her as the village's cumdump.

Damn, someone should make doujin like this.

>>12541497
Sounds played out.

I imagine that she was running away from a scarier youkai, and she is hiding somewhere. She peed herself because she doesn't even want to move because she is so afraid

Or, she just lost against the protag and is really ashamed, so she's crying to herself in a corner somewhere.

>>12541502
She definitely looks frozen in terror. I can imagine her being cornered by a murderer with that expression.

>>12541093
All Touhous (other then Seiga and the Watatsukis) are.

>>12541538
Even the ones that are over a thousand years old?

>not wearing socks under her half-boots

>>12541538
COUGH COUGH Suwako COUGH COUGH

>>12541636
I've read it as
>Not wearing sukus over her boobs

>>12535646
Would get depressed and meditate with

amidoin it right, marharishi?

>>12541502
>>12541497
Better scenario: While doing your weekly shopping with Bankikki's head in tow, you realize you "forgot" to leave the key in the designated spot in case she needs to get to the outhouse (She's been with you long enough that she can feel her way around without needing to see.) She tries to signal to you that you should hurry back, and you make sure to spend as much time as you can chatting with each vendor you come across. Though hers is the only body at home, she still can't bear the thought of wetting herself in front of all the humans and youkai in the village. You can read the desperation on her face as her body blindly gropes around for the key, but you know she'll never find it. You're carrying it, after all.

You decide now is the time to start heading back, but before doing so, you swing past the flowing fountain in the crowded central square. This triggers it. She squeezes her eyes shut and lets out a small whine as her bladder fails her. A few people notice the sound, but you get moving before they can ask what's wrong.

As you enter your home, you spot Bankikki's body slumped against a corner. Careful not to disturb the still puddle between her legs, you place her head back between her legs and spend a second admiring your work before putting away your groceries.

>>12543738
I like it. It'd be a fair payment if she makes me carry her head around while her body lazes around at home.

>>12541829
I still find it hard to believe that Suwako had children. I mean, maybe Suwako had like a brother or a sister or something and is related to Sanae through them.

>>12547670

Why? Kero of faith seems like she would be a good mom.

>>12547684
Suwako never striked me as a person who would find a guy and settle down

>>12547693
Who said she settled down? She probably doesn't know who the father was!

>>12547752
She was the daddy.

>>12547752
That's even worse

>>12547752
>>12547817
>>12547824
If we go by the way frogs have sex, the guy was stuck in her for a day pumping and hugging away, until she let out the eggs out in a foam, which he promptly jizzed over.

And that's the story of how Sanae's ancestor was born.

>>12547843
You will never be stuck in Suwako sama for a day :(

>>12547843
What a beautiful story

Sekibanki's body has been tucked in to bed but her head wanted to stay up a little later with you on the couch. After talking with her and cradling her head and gently stroking her hair she falls asleep and starts breathing softly and making cute quiet throat breathing sounds.

1. Quietly put her head back with her body. or
2. Pull out the couch and get more pillows and blankets and snuggle next to her head.

That's it those are the only two options. No spanking, raping, taking a dump on her, having her castrate you or eating you or stepping on your face or wearing diapers or drinking her urine or any of that bullllllshit you niggas were going to say.

One or the other.

>>12548038
I was going to do lewd things with her sleeping mouth but since I can't do that, I guess I'll settle for #2.

>>12548038
>No spanking
Meh.
Boring. Guess I'll just drop her head next to her body and go get myself some wank fuel.

>>12548038
why do you hate fun?

>>12535709
Very hot.

How would you carry Banki-chan's head. Do you cradle it like a baby or hold it like a football under your arm?

>>12548835
Spin it on one finger like a basketball.

>>12548835
Put her head under my shirt and tell people im pregnant

>>12548835
Put her on a stick and walk around like it's a wizard's staff. When I cast spells on the village kids she shouts at them.

>>12548835
What if i just take the body and leave the head at home?

>>12549894
Will you be able to pull her panties down and wipe her after she poops?

>>12548835
I would load Doom's lost soul noise on a tape recorder, tape it behind Seki's head, and laugh at her confused face when she wakes up and hear a lost soul floating in the room.

And I would also spank her.

>>12548835
I would drop her and get Seija.
>says penis

>>12552064

>>12552298
"touhou seija english" gives only 4 H titles. You could just check each one of them.
http://exhentai.org/g/742673/c5c2a61b4e/

>>12552310
Just give up. There's no helping the retarded.

>>12552310
Why did you show him how to easily find and then just give the link anyway? It's like you know he's too stupid to follow the directions in your post and the next time he's looking for something he's just going to come around here screaming for "sauce nao!!1!" again

>>12552315
>>12552327

Neither google, iqdb, nor exhentai gave any names. Cool your autism, tomodachi.

>>12552327
No. If he learned how to enter exhentai and use its image search he will easily learn how to use tag search from that little advice. And since I already got the link why not post it?

Also you are fag

>>12552358
He just admitted that if he can't find it on iqdb he won't bother trying tags because he's WAY too retarded for that. Have fun with your spoonfeeding, though.

>>12552384
No? He just said that he used all available image searches. He probably didn't know about tags or most likely just didn't think they can sometimes work for finding out source. Go to /a/'s one page threads and try to find a doujin using tags. "english rape"? 4.5k results, good luck with that.

You are fag.

>>12552404
>He probably didn't know about tags or most likely just didn't think they can sometimes work for finding out source.

You're an idiot if you think you're actually "teaching" him about tags. People like him only understand reverse image search and spoonfeeding. He probably didn't even bother reading your little lesson and tags and skipped straight to the hyperlink.

Stop jabbering!

>>12552417
No? It's just your little belief that everyone around you is more stupid than you, a self-conviction which helps you to forget how pathetic your life actually is.

Also you are fag.

>>12552437
>>12552444

So, who's /jp/'s most popular newhu so far?
I see lots of Sekibanki threads lately and I wonder if majority of people here think she's the best character from the new game.

I'm disappointed with the porn of her. I feel like it hasn't been not creative enough.

>>12552457
She's my favorite, yeah.

>>12552457
Sekibanki. She has best personality and shes cute as a bonus

>>12552462
>I feel like it hasn't been not creative enough.
What?

>>12552457
Im the one who started the whole Sekibanki trend, before everone was obbsessed with Sukuna, but i kept making banki threads, and people finally saw the light and joined my cause.

>>12552457

>>12552468
Whoops, forgot to delete a word when I rephrased it. Just take out the "not".

>>12552473
She was my favorite since the first day the demo came out. Didn't change when the full game released.

>>12552490
I remember that day. I hated her so much when I first see her in the game. And here's why: >>/jp/thread/S10935852#p10939319

But very soon she became my fav character from the game.

>>12552457
I doubt it works like that. I've been posting a lot about spanking and Hatate, and it didn't became a meme.

In case of threads, you can theorically have one Anon making them and keeping them alive, that doesn't mean Seki is popular.

Through I'm here because it's fun to talk about rokurokubi and other related youkais.

If you destroy her head, does her body grow a new one or does it disappear? Or does it kill a human and use its head as her own?

>>12553192
nobody wants to spank a scrawny smelly NEET.
Sekibanki, on the other hand, is highly spankable.

>>12553648
>nobody wants to spank a scrawny smelly NEET.
I doubt so, Kaguya is popular.

>>12553771
and she isn't scrawny.
She was also actually in the game.

>>12553790
When you've lived as long as she has and eaten everything there is to be eaten, you'd naturally eat less and get skinny. Eirin probably makes soylent for her to drink once a day.

>>12555280
>implying you can get tired of food
No matter how many time, I can't get tired of mint ice cream.

>A youkai who lives in the Human Village, taking the guise of a human.
How does she manage to do that? Doesn't her red hair and clothes kinda stand out from the crowd?

<- Here's how she probably looks in the village.

>>12558567
So she's any anime main character ever?

>>12558567
Her red hair is the only thing that really stands out

>>12558582
Oh wait, I just remembered that Akyuu has purple hair and Kosuzu has pink hair. Seki will fit in without any problems.

>>12558567
>Doesn't her red hair and clothes kinda stand out from the crowd?
heh

>>12558601
bro, that picture is hot!

>>12558601
I want a double buttjob.

>>12558593
>>12558601
Her purple is still pretty close to black. And also she's not quite an ordinary human.
And Kosuzu's hair is brown. Completely normal.

>>12558582
Her neighbours would still start asking themselves how she gets her food. Does Seki have her own piece of land and grow rice like majority of villagers? Or does she have some other kind of job? What job could she possibly have? And why would such "prideful" youkai want to work at all?

>>12558643
she sell herself

>>12558643
There's not enough information about her to answer that question. Same goes for all DDC characters excluding Seija and Shinmyoumaru.

>>12558653
Then she has strong competitors there.

What would you choose, /jp/? Quality or price?

>>12558697
I'll take Sanae.

>>12558697
Sanae do it for free

but Banki is more cute

>>12558643
She's a housewife.

>>12558643
She could be engaged in some kinda craft; while I don't doubt that a majority of the villagers are rice farmers, or some other kind of farmer given that the area Gensokyo is in is rather mountainous, it was cordoned off from the rest of Japan in the Meiji era, which was starting to develop industry, and even before then, in the rural parts of the country, there was a strong tradition of artisanship. I imagine that, with her ability to detach her head, she'd be able to examine whatever she was working on from any sort of angle without impeding her hands. It would be quite helpful.

>>12561442
I doubt so, artisanship was reserved to men, as this documentary explains : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>12563182
I think that, in Gensokyo, we can consider traditional gender roles to be somewhat weakened. While I don't contest that artisans were almost universally men in real life, a pocket dimension where women are depicted to be far more powerful than men that has developed independently for over a century with little oversight from some sort of governing body would likely have departed from that, I think. I realize that men can be powerful in Gensokyo, by the way; we just don't know of any besides maybe Youki and a couple of the gods.

Anyway, my point is, if a woman wants to start whittling or whatever, who's going to tell her to stop?

>>12564712

Rob Zombie banki.

>>12564091
Also, it's a magical realm of fairies, monsters, ghosts, vampires, etc.

Do not ascribe human motives to inhuman minds.

Especially do not ascribe human motives to inhuman minds that don't actually exist.

>>12564968
Why would she need money to begin with? She doesn't need to eat, she only needs spanking and clothes.

>>12566347
She doesn't need spanking, get your facts straight.

Sekibanki shaped onahole when

>>12566368
My inner mysoginistic sadistic persona says that she needs to be spanked on a daily basis.
On her bare bottom with a carpet beater.

>>12566828
Just because she has a nice butt and exposed legs does not mean she should be spanked. Think about her feelings!

Also your image bothers me. >>12538126

>>12566896
>Just because she has a nice butt and exposed legs does not mean she should be spanked. Think about her feelings!
Dude, she's a youkai (or AN youkai. Not sure how English grammar applies to Japanese names). She probably eats babies for breakfast, the wife for lunch, and the widower for dinner, so she deserves more than a few slap to her butt.
Beside, she's a youkai. You can whip her arabian-style, she won't feel the pain unless you use a blessed whip. And last time I checked, there was no Belmont in Gensokyo.

>>12566909
Oh, it's you again. You don't seem to know either how to pronounce youkai or don't know English grammar. Youkai starts with the same y sound as in "yodel". Yes, sometimes y is a vowel, but this is not one of those times. It's a consonant. When a word starts with a consonant you use "a".

And not all youkai are human-eating evil monsters. Sekibanki seems like one of the more well-behaved youkai. You don't need blessed or holy items to cause them pain, either. If you're mean to the banki then I'll fight you.

>>12566967
>Sekibanki seems like one of the more well-behaved youkai
Except of course when she's attacking innocents people. I'm sure all youkai are well-behaved too, when they're not attacking innocent people out of the blue.

>Yes, sometimes y is a vowel, but this is not one of those times
So sometimes y is a vowel, except when it's not. Yeah, fuck logic, followers of the Crown don't need no logic.

>>12566976
Maybe this will help you. http://www.answers.com/Q/When_is_y_a_vowel

She only started acting up because of the mallet. It wasn't her fault. Don't spank the bank.

>>12567005
And to think that English is supposely one of the easiest language...

Anyway, today, it's the mallet's fault. Tomorrow, it'll be the full moon's fault. The day after tomorrow, it'll be someone else's fault. People will be hurt, and it'll never be the youkai's fault !
I say "no" to the youkai oppression ! Let's fight the youkai matriarchy by spanking Sekibanki !

Revolution, comrades !

>>12567005
Yes, yes, the mallet
Then the wallet
Then the saw
Then a goose
Then a rock
Then the weather

Keep making excuses, keep rationalizing, keep saying "DIDNT DO NUFFIN!"

>>12567019
>>12567031
Oh yeah? Then what about humans? When they're drunk, when they're stressed, when they're on their periods (for women), when they're upset, they too sometimes lose control. Humans are no better! Sekibanki's no more deserving of a spanking than your average human is. Besides, the assumption that she will do it again is unjustified. You can't name a time before this event when Sekibanki went went on a rampage. Sure, maybe some youkai act bad often, but you can't group Sekibanki together with them! She should be judged as an individual, just like how humans are.

>>12567053
>She should be judged as an individual, just like how humans are.

Funny.

>>12567053
Except that humans are never judged as individual. That's why racism exists, because they're judged as a race rather than as individuals.
Never wondered why /pol/ hates niggers? That's because a few of them got some bad experiences with black people, therefore, for them, all black people are baby-eating raping faggots.

Why should we treat Sekibanki differently, especially when the youkai are notoriously incredibly arrogant (i.e. Nazrin claiming that humans are only good to feed mices, or Mystia scamming people on a daily basis, or Yoshika eating people and turning them into kyonshis, or Yukari using zashiki warashis as spies).

No, we should definitely spank Sekibanki.

>>12567258
and hatate too, amirite?

>>12567258
>Never wondered why /pol/ hates niggers? That's because a few of them got some bad experiences with black people, therefore, for them, all black people are baby-eating raping faggots.

Yeah, about that.

>>12567284
>epidempic
hauhauheuheuheuhe

>>12567295

I don't know what's more annoying, the fact that you keep reposting that picture in increasingly shitty quality or that you dismissed a direct rebuttal to your comment based on a typo.

But let's face it, neither of us are here to change our minds, so just post Sekibanki and keep your college age liberalism to yourself.

>>12567303
I don't know what's more annoying, your racism (as well as the fact that it's not a rebuttal but rather something unrelated to the discussion), or the fact that you're the one constantly whining about how I supposely mistreat your waifu.
Of course I'll do what I want, I don't need your authorization.

>>12567312
>as well as the fact that it's not a rebuttal but rather something unrelated to the discussion

You stated that /pol/'s hatred of niggers was due to "a few bad experiences," and extrapolated that this has bloomed into full on unfounded hatred of their entire race.

I rebut this by posting statistics that you yourself could verify pointing to the fact that they are, broadly speaking, more prone to crime (to put it mildly) in addition to a lot of other unfavorable things. The fact that these statistics exist is a rebuttal to saying their racism is unfounded, because their existence means that any sensible person has every reason to not relax around blacks.

If you want to be a cool rebellious kid, that's fine, but don't stamp your feet and cry when facts hurt your feelings. It's unsightly.

You guys are reading way too much into this, I bet ZUN didn't even put this much thought into creating Sekibanki.

>>12567333
And you're still too dumb to understand that you're only proving my point.

Thanks for proving that humans, even niggers, are never treated as individuals, and that therefore, your claim that Sekibanki
"should be judged as an individual, just like how humans are" falls on its nose.

Thanks for shooting your own argumentation and justifying why Sekibanki should be spanked, kid.

>>12567348
>Thanks for proving that humans, even niggers, are never treated as individuals

Now that's just patently false. But whatever, I'm not the person you were arguing with about spanking or whatever. I just take issue with your extreme case of liberalism-induced brain atrophy.

She shouldn't be spanked, though, because cute girls are for loving, not hurting.

>>12567395
> I just take issue with your extreme case of liberalism-induced brain atrophy.
Political stuff goes elsewhere. /jp/ is for drunkard talk about which touhou we want to fuck.
But thank you for admitting you have no idea what we were talking about.

>She shouldn't be spanked, though, because cute girls are for loving, not hurting.
You know, even couple with sado-maso fetishes can love each other.
And more than that, if I want to spank her, that's precisely because I like her. If that wasn't the case, I wouldn't bother spanking her, I'd just steal a couple of Reimu's amulet, and seal her in a rock that I would throw in the Misty Lake or something.

>>12567409
>Political stuff goes elsewhere

You should stop bringing /pol/ up then.

>>12567419
You did by bringing their "proofs" here. I just mentioned them. I'm not to blame for your autist ass going full rage.

>>12567423

>Statistics from the Bureau of Justice Statistics
>Quotation marking "Proofs"

Man, whatever.

>>12567427
You do know that statistics can easily be changed?
And let's consider they're true, and that black people really have more criminals among them. Why do they have more criminals? Because they're not hired and can't find jobs. Why can't they find jobs? Because they're uneducated. Why are they uneducated? Because racists assholes are kicking them out of school and harassing them, leading them to quite school too early.
Which means that racists are to blame for the high number of criminals among black people, which leads me to my conclusion : if niggers are sentenced and condemned as a whole because a minority are criminals, why should youkai be treated differently? Why shouldn't Sekibanki be spanked for what she did while being under the mallet's influence?

Also, I can't find that picture of a social justice fighter white woman with dreadlocks, so have more Sekibanki instead.

>>12567443

I'm not engaging you on this subject anymore. Just enjoy your last word and post more Sekibanki.

>>12567447
So you admit you're wrong, while trying to save face. That's fascinating. Not as fascinating as Sekibanki's perfect ass and slender legs, but still a little bit fascinating.

>>12567457

And for the sake of completion, that documentary will perfectly explain why >>12567284 is full of bullshit :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I'd describe it, but we're trying to close the topic and get back to a more interesting topic : Sekibanki's ass.
So this shall be my last contribution, hopefully it'll make you think about the situation in the united states.

>>12567465

I mean, is there literally even a person on 4chan anymore that does not have youtube title previews anymore

>>12567477
I'd hate to burst your bubbles, but you never noticed?
NIGGER
GINGER
THEY ARE ANAGRAMS.
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

>>12567482

>>12567487
And if you replace the letters by their numbers, it goes from NIGGER to 14-9-7-7-5-15.
Which DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING AT ALL, which proves that THEY KNOW HOW TO COVER THEIR TRACKS.
Damn they're good these sumobiches.

>>12567494

>>12567496
And if you go out, find a black person, and tell him "nigger", he'll punch you in the face.
OBVIOUSLY it means that it's a password, and that you're not supposed to say it before they tell you the first half of the password.

>>12567500

>>12567504
Now then, you're probably going to say "what does it have to do with Sekibanki being cute?"
Look at the conversation earlier : the black people are ready to uncover their conspiracy to change the topic. Which means that Sekibanki is more important to them than their own conspiracy.

So obviously, it means there's something in Sekibanki, a secret hidden in her, that only a DEEP exploration will uncover.
And that's why, ladies and gentlemen, Sekibanki should be spanked and fucked.

>>12567509

>>12567517
More seriously now, Sekibaki with her hair untied is cuter.

Wow, this thread sure went to shit when I left.

>>12568883

But it's okay because it's better now. Just one of those passing shitstorms.

>>12570393
If you call that a shitstorm, you never saw one.
That one was just an argument.

>>12570470

Is that like a category 1 on the shitstorm scale or

>>12570510
Bitch that ain't no shitstorm.
A shitstorm is when the primary topic (Sekibaki) is forgotten, and when every trick in the book is used (ad populum, authority argument, strawman, samefagging).

>>12570510
>>12570574
Well whatever it is don't let this conversation turn into another one.

>>12570574
And for the posterity, I'll explain them :
- Ad populum is basically "people likes X, so it's okay". In Touhou's case, it would be "people like the PAD joke, so it means Sakuya really has pads".
- Authority argument is when you use some famous guy's name, regardless if he's really an expert or not. For example, if I quote John Smith, engineer at the NASA, to explain why youkai are faggots, it'll be an authority argument. It can also work with UsuallyDead, KimikoMuffin, or any other famous or infamous fag. The point here is that "some guy said it so it's true".
- Strawman is when you create a fictional opponent, usually with greentext, and have him giving stupid argument in sms speak, in order to make your real opponent looks stupid. For example, if your opponent says that Zounose is a piece of shit, strawmanning means you're going to write ">zounose is a shit and i'm the only good artist". You basically quote ther other guy, but you edit his speech to make him look like a fool.
- samefagging is pretty obvious.

A shitstorm must include at least 3 of these 4, otherwise it's just a heated argument.

>>12570899
I want to make my own, but everytime I do something with plastilini is droppy as hell.

/jp/ - /pol/

And you can't spank her because she'll just fly away, and you can't sneak on her because of her detachable head. If you really want to be technical, you spank one's bottom and when she separates herself, her bottom gets relocated to the bottom of her head.

Her body was made for loving.

>>12571833

Softbanki.

Look at this picture and tell me while watching me in the eyes, that you wouldn't do a deep cavity search on her with your penis. With or without a spanking first.
You can't? HA! I knew it. Sekibanki is just too sexy for her own good.

>>12574540
Right now I'm more interested in intercrural sex.

>>12575500
She could just throw her head at him.

>>12574540
I d search her and she get so intenseifiedher head will come off

>>12536535
The cat smile ruined this for me

>>12578237
Nothing Photoshop can't fix.

>>12578237

>>12578290
Would kiss.

>>12578290
I want to kiss her butt cheeks after spanking her. I want to feel her warm buttocks against my lips. I want to hear her gasping when I pet and grab her chastised ass. I want to feel the warmth on my hands as I'm gently touching her panties-covered ass.

I need a really cold shower now or my dick will explode.

>>12539292
You're right. I NEED this!

>>12577883
Sekibanki tries to confess to someone, but her body gets to embarrassed panics, chucks her head at the guy, and flees.

>>12583977

Would you keep the Banki head or try to return it to her body?

>>12583981
Wouldnt it be awkward becasue then you just hold her head and stare at her and she tries to shy away

>>12583999
How would a severed head shy away?

RIP in peace Sexybanki.

>>12583981
I would keep it so that she would be forced to ask me nicely.

>>12584316
Bodies can't talk.

My favorite DDC.

skbnk > tiny 2hu > kill la kill > raiko jackson > not benben > doge > fish > benben

These two are cuter together than a kitten and a puppy.

>>12561449

>>12586971

I like this picture so much more than I should

>>12587019

Oh wow that is what did it for me.

Puff puff is hilarious.

>>12586971
I've seen that artstyle in other touhou stuff a lot of time ago.

My favourite one remains that guy who drews touhous with a :O face though.

Sekibaki likes bad jokes.

Sekibanki doesn't like helping other people.

What I wouldn't give to see Sekibanki getting spanked.

Sekibanki is cute.

>>12591281
You're way too obsessed about this whole spanking thing.

>>12593430
I want to see Sekibanki bent over a table and being thoroughly spanked.

>>12593488
And that's bad because...?

>>12593489
>>12593497
Tunderin jaysus, yer ill lad.

>>12593508
Isn't it normal to be physically attracted by a good ass?
Not everyone has to be a sanctimonious puritan.

>>12593521
Yes, but there's got to be a limit. Ctrl + F finds 31 hits for spank and an extra 3 for slap. Isn't there anything else that interests you about Sekibanki?

>>12593543
What, you want me to joke and make epik maymay about yukkuris?
Or do you want me to whine about how ZUN called her a dullahan while she's a rokurokubi, which makes no sense?
Or do you want to me to repeat ad nauseum that she's cute, like these boring cutefags constantly spamming "AAAAAAAAW" and "SO CUTE MY TEETH HURT XD XD XD" while deciding even abortion-looking touhoes in super deformed style are somehow "disgustingly adorable"?

>>12593552
Talking about spanking so often isn't any better. In fact I'd say there's been more spanking talk this thread than any of those three subjects you're complaining about.

>>12593591
Of course it is. Because I'm fighting so that it stays that way. Have you checked the other touhoes thread? They all about "damn X is cute", or "by Queen Elisabeth's crown, I want to marry Y".
I fight against that boring monotony, I fight for original posts. Away with the "I want to fuck X" and "please do not sexualize X", I fight for spanking !

And it's a minor fetish, so that makes me part of a minority. And all minorities are loud, so being in a minority gives me the right to be loud about my ten minus nine desires.

>>12593598
It's not very original after so many times...

>>12593610
Compared to how long the "I want to marry X" maymay have been coming, it's still pretty short.
It doesn't that, spanking being a minor fetish, there's next to no content for it.
It's like looking for vanilla, consensual sex doujinshis. They exist, but they're extremely rare and most often, you'll only find rape and will be horribly disappointed.

And one can't change a fetish like he would change a shirt. It may seem like a fad to you, but to me, this is the biggest turn-on ever.
Life is suffering.

>>12593598
>I have a fetish I intend to talk about non-stop and you can't stop me!
The spirit of the furries lives on I see

>>12593705
Who are you quoting?

>>12593908
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphrase

>>12593954
Okay, cool, but who were you quoting?

Thanks for ruining the character, furry in spanker's clothing.

>>12594232
>>12593705
Blame yourselves.

>>12596459

>>12594232
There are furries who get their kicks from pretending to have another fetish instead of pretending to be an animal?

Jesus, that is horrifying.

Friendly reminder that the one who ruined this thread were the insane furfags.

I want to spank Sekibanki !

>>12597573
Did you give up on Hatate already?
You're the worst.

>>12597585
You must've mistook me for someone else.
I can't blame you, it's so hard to identify one Anon compared to Anon when you're a newfag.

I love you sekibanki

>>12598058

I think it was just a reference to a lot of spankatry in the tater threads.

>>12598143
>create.swf
No.

Sekibanki's a cuty
Pretty, pretty Sekibanki
An head to love
Nukekubi or rokurokubi
Kwaidan, she looks like she's from.

Human, she passes as one,
Enlightened one must be
Rewarding it is to see through the youkai's disguise.

Read the first letter of each sentence.

I want to see more long-haired Banki. Or a pony-tailed Banki.

>>12600275
That would have been clever if you hadn't pointed it out.

>>12598143

>>12601428
Experience taught me that unless you shove it in people's faces, they don't notice it.

>>12603300
Still better than pointing it out, I think.

>>12603372
That's your opinion, and you're free to have it.

Just be thankful you're not living in a Anonymousocracy, otherwise having bad tastes would be enough to warrant your termination in great pain and the use of your remains to feed my dogs.

>>12603388
P-please t-take it easy!

>>12586140
So cute

whoops look out best headless chuuni coming through

>>12609683
Very funny.

>>12601415
I only have a gigantic Banki

>>12613320
Which means a gigantic spanking.

Best Sekibanki pairing?

What do you think? Coo. or?

>>12617600
Go home Vincent.

>>12593508

No filthy Irish potatoes allowed.

>>12617383

>>12609630
>>12609630

>>12618427
Eh, I think they're cutest as just friends.

>>12618923

Adorable.

>>12619059
This artist draws cute 2hus