/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Remember to pay tribute to your local Anubis.

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

Dick the daugtheru.

>fro janitor intervention

Afro hyena grill maid when?

>>12589361
>>12589363
but what about grape snake?

>>12589361
>and try to keep the need fro janitor intervention to a minimum.
>the need fro janitor intervention
>fro

What have I done? I'm typing like a faggot already.
Thread ruined. Everyone abandon ship.

>>12589369
Stea; her legos BACK from the Pharaoh, obviously.

>>12589361
Favorite stories/writefags?

choose your Kaiju

>>12589372
I still remember back when Dagura was a thing.
Just a smidge less on the retard moe, and it would've been the best thing I've read here.

>>12589372
Captain, Peter and Legendary smut guy.

>>12589372
Bromont and Moose.

>>12589372

>>12589365
Hug the daughteru and tell her you love her

>>12589372
Did teacher-kun throw his stuff up in a pastebin yet?

Who here plays Puzzle and Dragons?

Apparently they're adding new Egyptians to the game.

Hathor is among them.

>>12589385
Yes he did, actually.

>>12589386
Fucking A.
I've got to get into that shit, but I don't have any way to play it...

>>12589386
[PRAISING INTENSIFIES]

>>12589373
I'm sure there's a jokw about towers or pagodas I could being making here but i'm to tired to think of one

>>12589384
Yes I'll do that prior and post dicking. Is something the matter?

>>12589386
Synchronicity is a strange but pretty neat thing.

>>12589390
Nothing at all.
You can love you'rs the way you do,
and I will love mine the way I do.

>>12589388
Is this sincere?

I like what Hathor has done for the threads but are you seriously worshipping her?

>>12589386
It's a sign!

>>12589393
No. Of course not.
Did the X INTENSIFIES not tip you off?

>>12589393
What, are you the kind of person who doesn't worship gods? I bet you eat babies too!

threadly reminder that milfs > lolishit

>>12589392
I only do it because she asks. I suppose it makes her feel closer to me. I see it as one of those things a father must do to make his daughter happy, but it does not really move me. Am I a bad father?

>>12589398
You're doing God's work.

>>12589398
Ripe > Unripe

>>12589394
Clearly she's pleased with us giving her some attention. Now that we know she's watching, what should we do?

>>12589393
Not being serious, either, Literal-kun

>>12589398
Save your autism for page 9.

>>12589407

bootyblasted baphomet detected

>>12589396
They go down smooth and are great with some A1 steak sauce.

>>12589404
>Hathor is watching
Rub olive oil on our supple, healthy bodies and fap for her amusement?
>>12589409
See? This is what happens when there's no motherly bovine goddess telling us right from wrong!

>>12589407
Mad you don't have any appeal baphoshit? If it wasn't for pedomorphosis no man would fuck you.

>>12589412
What are Hathor's thoughts on Veal?

>>12589408
>>12589415
And stop the role play shit.

>>12589419

hey

cry about it

>>12589361
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dpU5suqksY

How would Anubis look with an afro?

>>12589412
Girls don't fap, they shlick.

>>12589425
Oh I won't, you will though, when these threads get booted off this board as well.

>>12589419
Eat my ass.

>You'l never de-loli a baphomet
>Caressing her as her body grows in all the right places
>Her hips flare out, her breasts grow, she gains height and definition to her features
>Telling her how beautiful she's become while she sits there feeling nothing but abject horror and revulsion
>Too stunned to even cry, your hands finally reach her womanhood
>Somewhere between the third and fourth load of cum you shoot inside her, her mind breaks
>Now she loves the new her and wants to help you teach all her baphomet friends and sisters how good it feels

>>12589429
Whatever. Cry about it on your blog or something.

>>12589412
Oh relax! They don't even get souls until they're like one year old. It's a victimless crime.

>>12589429

don't you have a 2hu to go fuq or something

>>12589427
>Implying there are girls here
Much as I wish I were one.

>>12589436
Did you know that Gingers and Undine have no souls? And that an Undine can only acquire a soul when she falls in love with a man and marries him?

>>12589427
We're girls now? Since when?

>>12589363
I want to massage and rub her paws so badly.

Relieve all that stress and tension.

>>12589433
>full body orgasm.gif

>>12589442
How about you built that god damned lego fort with her, she wouldn't BE so stressed?

>>12589433
Absolutely disgusting.

>>12589398
Why can't we all just like what we like and leave other people to their preferences?

>>12589438
>>12589441
I was just clarifying the terminology. Guys fap, girls shlick.

>>12589447

Because putting your dick inside of a child is just wrong, anon.

>>12589447
>that little kid in the pouch
My heart.

>>12589447
Becsuse G.I.F.T.

Also 4chan. And the human race.

>>12589448
And why were you clarifying it? We all know that.

>>12589373
Godzilla.
Gamera if I was fifteen years younger.

>>12589439
What about gingers? This does not bode well for salamander. And Troll? Her hair is brown but she has freckles, gingers are covered in them.

>>12589454
Gingers have no chance of getting a soul. Salamanders and trolls are doomed.

>>12589452
Apparently not you fucking cyclops.

See >>12589412

Hathor / Ra / Ammy

The 3 goddess of the MG Pantheon no one argues they shouldn't be there.

Praise the Goddess today!

>>12589446
That's a strange way of spelling "divine."

>>12589457
>our healthy bodies
>our, as in, us, we, anons
I'm pretty sure most of us are male. Are you perhaps retarded?

>>12589461
Now now, the right word is mentally challenged!

>You will never be friends with a nerdy Cyclops in high school.
>You will never meet up years later as adults to find out that she became incredibly hot.

>>12589461
>>12589462
Not retarded just halfwsy to hammered.

>http://exhentai.org/g/748342/a02942f8ff/

Fucking finally. My heart and my dick are pleased.

>>12589458
What about Alpollo, the only Sun that shines upon Charon?

>>12589456
I don't give a shit about salamander but Troll is getting a soul even if I have to steal it.

>>12589469
You'd have to get a Lich to help you put it in, which means you may end up with TWO waifus.

>>12589468
> Alpollo

Gay sun alp?

>>12589468
no one else can agree whom else to add to the current pantheon, they proposed a Fox goddess to counter Ammy, but people argued she couldnt be a lunar fox goddess cause of. uhh something.something


the idea was to add a dragon, fox, and i forgot the other 2 were

>>12589472
Yes. Also a shitty pun, hence why Charon worships her.

>>12589472
>>12589474
>Alpollo
It's another FABULOUS~ day to work on your tan!

>>12589471
This is some Persephone shit right here. Spend half the time with buxom life nurturing Troll, and the other half with death worshipping Lich.

you make dating a necromancer sound bad

>>12589473
I already said this, why not Susanoo? Is it because you don't want to gendered him? We hsve Ra.

>>12589480
Hey Guys!
If I have a really sexy catgirl who is a necromancer, does this mean

wait for it
wait for it


a Nekomancer?

So why did the last thread get nuked from orbit? Also is the 3rd or 4th thread where the OP didn't fuck up?

>>12589480
Death is a natural part of life, seems to me, you're the one with the problem.

>>12589398

That doesn't need a reminder. It's natural to want to actually feel plump flesh rather than hard boniness.

>>12589483
>Nekomancer
Go on.

>>12589483

No, it's a Neko Necromancer. Nekomancer implies her magic is focused on manipulating cats.

Which would be cool too, I guess.

>>12589484
3rd now

>>12589481


I have nothing wrong with Susanoo

I barely remember the discussion, I threw the idea out, and then went to sleep after my Commercial, and the thread was dead when I came back.

>>12589484
Also I redeemed myself from the last time I made an OP.
Yay me.

>>12589492
I imagine them as crazy cat ladies.

>>12589492
pussy magic hmmm, inb4 bob or KC gets a hold of this idea

>>12589496
Tonight we shall cast Midnight lady on your vagina, this spell will help you snare the man of your dreams, it will squeeze him tight, and feel him like you are a virgin, trust me, if this doesn't work, you can come back for a refund!

In the previous thread:

Throat-fucking with crazy tongue action
[Deleted][Deleted][Deleted][Deleted][Deleted]
Spoilt Succubus wants that shota NOW NOW NOW!
.less draws Anubis ruling over her Lego kingdom
DFC worshipers preach their word…
…And the Sabbath follows
The Male Teacher enjoys yet another enriching day with his students
Shota would rather play on his Gameboy than bounce up and down with the scary cow lady
Anya still too sacred to be written about.
Chesire's clothes are still mysterious
/hbt/ argues over mistreating the penis
Werewolf with strawberries and whipped cream for dessert
Jan the kikimora is still praised
Monstergirl anatomy discussion
Succuvirus compiles Rape()
Anon lies about his decapitated snake corpse with a realdoll stuck onto the body
DeviantArt is still full of liars and art stealers
Anya art is coloured
French elves are still lewd, ducks are still fucking assholes
Hathor initiate is being drawn
Don't fuck with a Canuck
/mgt/ debates the possibility that our universe may just be a simulation, and that if the universe simulating our universe has different physical laws to our own, then we might not even be able to tell if we're being simulated. Wait, what?
Co-op Anon deals with the Main Character's bullshit on their adventure together
Bitchboy debates about wherever or not to give his mistress a second chance
Drunken Oni sex and Medusa hairjobs

Unfulfilled ideas:
http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x

Did I miss an idea? Go ahead and post it as a reply.

Okay, pick a song that you think fits a certain monster girl

Pharaoh when she dies
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QyLVLw7OH44

>>12589468
so, apollo, ra, and ammy

fighting over solaire

yes/no

>>12589497
wow, lesson learned, do not type when tired
Make him think that you are a virgin

>>12589501
YES! With the fury of a million exploding suns!

any song NOT involving cowbell

>>12589501
better yet, Apollo, Ra and Ammy blowing Solaire
JOLLY COOPERATION!

>>12589501
Yes, but remember that Alpollo has to be totally fabulously radiant.

>>12589497

Saying vagina just sounds so.. awkward and stiff. I prefer pussy, or stankbox.

>>12589467

And here I am, waiting for Beyond The End 7.

>>AHHH Setouchi is shit!

>>12589501
alpollo or apollo?

that makes a very big difference, as I totally hate asswings

>>12589501
WAIT.

apollo aint even god of sun so she wouldnt count

>>12589501
Replace Apollo with Pharaoh and you've got yourself a deal.

>>12589514
Helios then?

>>12589474
She starts firing puns a la gattling, and she's getting creampie by a thousand and one men. The cum will move through her veins, no alp god will save her

>>12589517
yes, now lets discuss how helios would join jolly cooperation with ra, ammy, and solaire.

>>12589501
Nah, no alp god.

>>12589519
Make Helios an Elemental spirit with a flamboyant dress and modest tits.

>>12589519
I say we need something with Pharaoh in it with her head still attached to her body.

>>12589519
Helios was a titan, not a god. And it says on wikipedia Apollo and Helios were basically the same thing in the end.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo

>>12589501
Oh .less, you're so good to us.
YES.

>>12589528
then what about this sol that im reading
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sol_(mythology)

>>12589528

Just like Ra and Horus.

tall, thin, sensual, yet mysterious silver fox woman in resplendent robes and fine silver jewelry standing before you with a big bright silver moon behind her

"I am the Goddess of the Moon" she says

Yes / No ??

>>12589532
Look, I just wanted more Alp art, do whatever the fuck you want.

>>12589535
That's not Selene.
No.

>>12589532
That's Roman.
Apollo was Greek.

It's all the same in the end, but I always liked Apollo more.

>>12589535
Can't she be Artemis, who had the Wolf as one of her forms?

>>12589536
> wanting alps

What's wrong with you?

>>12589536
what would alpollo even look like.

>>12589541
I think "Alpollo" is nice little pun that would make the character more personable than Ra, at least.
And why do I want Alps? Because the only art we have is the official and then THIS.

>>12589542
please no .less, just no

>>12589543
I want more final stage Alp, thank you very much.

>>12589542
Tall, slender, radiant, long, curly blonde hair, modest chest, flamboyant dress, something along those lines.

>>12589542
the gods and demons hate alps. they have ass wings

>>12589550
>God hate Alps and Succubi because their butts can fly, making it easy to have sex in a standing doggy position

Well, there is always Inari, the fox goddess

>>12589542
http://puu dot sh/cbFSm/6e2556896e.jpg
I imagine something like this, but even more flaming homosexual

>>12589555
>My hair is feathers

.less for the love of Hatjor, just don't lulz

I would like to see a reddish gold Ryu wearing classy clothing

6'6 inch tall, red hair, in a braid, she is a gold dragon, but has red highlights.

Isn't Commercial-kun using her as a character in his story?

>>12589542
JoJo-level FABULOUS, but not as manly, because it's an Alp. Radiant, golden hair, bishie sparkle, pretty sun dress.

>>12589547
So just more Succubi?

>>12589577
Basically a succubus with that nice hair style, knowledge of what a man REALLY wants, and the fact that she gets hotter the more you fuck her.

I'm just bummed out Alps don't stay as traps and instead just turn into regular succubutts.

>>12589581
But they're not traps at any point.

>>12589583

And that's why Alps are shit.

>>12589587
Faggot.

>>12589579
>Knowledge of what a man REALLY wants
It's true, what Bender B.R. said.
>Men are so much better at being women!

>>12589581
By law of the hugbox, if you want your Alp to remain a reverse trap, a reverse trap she shall remain.

Which Elemental Spirit would you pick on your adventure?

>>12589593

Just on appearances, eye dragon.

>>12589593
Undine all day every day.

>>12589590
A reverse trap is not a trap. You can let your Alp in the stage 2, but you can't let him as a trap.

>>12589594
>Shade
That's just a dark spirit, man.

>>12589607
I figured he meant reverse trap because >>12589583

>>12589614
No he meant traps because he's a fucking faggot.

>>12589593
Djinn. He's not a monster girl, but I get to fly and slice trees in half with my fingers.

Oh no, the Dragonette has realized her new lair is lonely, and now she needs minions! Will you volunteer? What services can you offer?

>>12589383
good god it's so true

>>12589631
Doesn't have to be a guy. This is monster girl land, after all.

>>12589632
I'm good at building things out of wood. Maybe I can make houses/sheds for the other minions to reside in? Or fancy dressers, tables, and chairs?

>>12589634
Oh.
Then yes, my elemental will be a genie monster girl who grants me the ability to fly and slice trees in half with my fingers.

>>12589638
Why not go with Luna? She can turn you into a kid, and allow YOU to be the shota in straight-shota.

>>12589638
>literally the ability to slice trees in half with your finger
What possible use does that ability have outside of working in a lumber-mill?

>>12589641
No Alraune/Dryad will fuck with you?

>>12589644
But they're not trees. The jerkass genie gave you the ability to slice trees in half with your finger, but you can't use the ability to do anything but slice trees in half with your finger, the flying bit not withstanding.

>>12589641
You fail to understand, anon. I will gain the ability to manipulate the wind with such strength, that I can tear thngs apart with the flick of a finger like in my chinese cartoons.
And it will be wonderful.

>>12589640
This is a dilemma. I have to reconsider.

>>12589652
>Find Milf Lamia
>Ask Luna to turn you into a shota
>"You're weirder than me..."
>She turns you into a shota
>Engage is sweet /ss/ with Lamia Milf

>>12589652
>expecting a genie not to fuck with you
You'd be surprised at what you can live through.

>>12589662
It's not an actual genies, though.

>>12589662
Shout out to the Aladdin 2 reference.
Though I don't like what you're implying, what are you implying?

>>12589664
Anything that can grant wishes can fuck with you.

>>12589669
I'm implying that you need to be careful with wishes, or you might get what you asked for instead of what you wanted.

http://pastebin.com/kib9fG4b
Here's another update to my little series of short stories. As usual, Criticize/Bash it as you see fit.

>>12589687
Tell us what they're about.

>>12589687
Yes! Thank you

>>12589687
I love it. Can't really offer any criticism since there doesn't seem to be anything wrong about it.

>>12589687
This was very ice.

Would you read a story with watersports in the title but containing no actual pissing?

im sorry

>>12589709
Is this about Loli-Oni and the Dragon crossover?
>>12589710
You are absolved of all sins. Solaire had a thing for the Chosen Undead anyway.
...now make solo art of Alpollo please.

>>12589712
>crossover
...Yes.

>>12589710
Oh man
I love it already
Thank you

>>12589713
Then yes, I would read it. Just reminding you that ye be warned...

>>12589715
Spoilers: there will be MISUNDERSTANDINGS

>>12589716
I am okay with this. Just protect the balls and the D, okay?

>>12589719
I promise there's no torture of any kind involved.

>>12589720
Then your anus is safe for now.

Have some daemonette apophis.
It feels so good to be a heretic.

>>12589756
Lamigahugs are always welcomed.

>>12589498
You forgot the hero that became rage incarnate.

>>12589762
What's that about?

>>12589766
It was the "Co-op Anon deals with the Main Character's bullshit on their adventure together"
The Anon who dies protecting the main hero and gets revived by a Lich.

I didn't see it at first.

>>12589772
Oh, I went to bed before that happened. Awesome.

>>12589756
Why does she look so stern?

Here's a Monster Girl double-standard for you. Everyone always shows love for Frosted Rapes, despite her quad-boobs.

Yet people always say this is disgusting. Am I sensing some Jinko vs. Minotaur racism?

>>12589773
Here.
>>12587545

>>12589780
Frosted Grapes wears her mammaries well, with the lower ones being smaller and not getting in the way. These just look disgusting because they're the same size, and would get in the way.
You don't see that?

>>12589780

I think it's because Frosty's second set is much smaller than the other. That being said, I don't mind two sets of the same size. Just gives me more to love.

>>12589780
I don't like the extra tits on Frosted Rapes one bit, but at least the bottom ones are smaller.

>>12589780
>Cow udders

>>12589789
>simultaneous motorboat-paizuri without so much contortion or autofellatio
Minotaur YES

>>12589780
No, it's just that those of us that find that shit disgusting gave up on complaining about it a long time ago, since it's on this thread's List of Acceptable Fetishes apparently.

>>12589795
Frosted Rapes in general is pretty gross. Too furry, not very cute.

>>12589801
>not very cute
Look at her face when the girl touches her paw.

>>12589808
Her usual rapeface is very inhuman, and not in the scary boner Xelvy kind of way.

>>12589811
Her usual rapeface looks fine to me though.

>>12589816
Dunno what to say if you don't see it. Maybe it's the striped that turn me off.

>>12589819
If you mean this, then sure you can see the beast in her, but there's a very human lust in there too.

>>12589811

>Not in the scary boner Xelvy kind of way

I had to remind myself of what Xelvy did. I like what Xely's done, really. But come on. You're saying Frosted Rapes looks scarier than this?

http://i2.pixiv.net/img30/img/thousandcross/45936813.png

>>12589821
Full scans whena.
Translated when?

>>12589842
>the weirdest, grossest anuses in the world
Fuck this gay earth...!

Nevermind, I thing I misread your post.

>>12589842
>403 Forbidden
Th-thanks.

>>12589846
Never, never ever. Just like Vanadis VNs and Starless.

>>12589808
>>12589821
My nigga. Frosted Rapes a best.

>>12589842
>403 Forbidden

>>12589498
Keep up the good work. Thanks.

>>12589881
Really now? Better than High Impact Sexual Violence Monkey Girl?

>>12589881

Anyone have the link to that big Frosted Rapes Imgur collection?

I tried searching through my history but could only find the one that has like 5.

I know there's one out there that has like a dozen or so.

>>12589888
For me, yes. But she's a cute though.

>>12589894
I made an album myself a few threads ago, dunno if it's the one you're looking for.
http://imgur.com/a/fun9c#0

>>12589695
>>12589705
I should be the one thanking you guys for putting up with me.

>>12589699
Oh, there's a lot wrong with it. A lot.

>>12589904
>there's a lot wrong with it
Nuh-uh.

>A Day in the Life of Gamer Gazer and her Boyfriend.
>'You still trying to put on weight?'
>'You said you didn't mind.'
>'Yeah to a limit, if I have to cart you around everywhere and help you to a piss and or dump then we have a problem.'
>'Oh shut up and keep being bad at Mario Party'
>You look over to her
>'Excuse me?'
>'You're terrible! You lose all the skill based minigames and only win the Luck ones.'
>'It's fucking on. Mario Party 1-7, 20 turns each, Wario Party rules. I win, you stop trying to becoming Gracie the Hutt.'
>'Fine! And if I win, I have something I've been wanting you to do for a long time.'
>'Deal, let's fucking go.'
>Montage to the song 'Going the Distance' starts as you two play through Mario Party 1 through 7
>MP 1 ends with her winning out of your underestimating her
>MP 2 ends with a win from you finding a star hidden in a block on a space
>MP 3 ends with a win from you again winning the minigame and coin stars
>MP 4 is her win because RNG favored her this time.
>MP 5 is yours from Wiggler Abuse
>MP 6 is her win from Day/Night Abuse
>It all comes down to MP 7, the tie breaker.
>It's the last minigame, you two are so exhausted you can't even see straight because your eyelids, even her extra ones, are halfway closed.
>'H-here we go, last minigame. Ready for that diet tubby?'
>As she is chewing away at a chocolate bar for some sugar energy
>'Screw you, it's all me baby.'
>Both of you try your best to win, but victory is stolen from you by none other than Luigi
>Both of you shout 'WHAT!?'
>In the end you are tied.
>'Well, shit. Huh. Whatever, you know your body better than I...uh sweetie?'
>Look over to see she's tearing up'
>'I was so close. I finally thought I could get you...get you to, ask me to marry you.'
>She blushes before seeing you already passed out and fall over onto you.
>'Damn it well hey he can't say no at least.'
>She undoes your pants.

>>12589897
>http://imgur.com/a/fun9c#0

Yeah I think that's the one. Thanks.

Here's...a Red Oni.

>>12589906
>lives with perfect girl
>not married to her yet
What a pansy.

>>12589905
Yeah-huh.

>>12589906
>continuing the Gazer girlfriend shtick I started a few days ago
Go on...

ESPN PRESENT: MONSTER GIRL BULLYING POWER RANKING FOR WEEK 42

1. Cyclops
2. Alp
3. Charon
4. Sphinx
5. Nightmare
6. Smug Fox
7. Anubis
8. Oomukade
9. Slime girl
10. Centaur

>>12589911
>Perfect girl
She likes Other M and SWTOR. That's far from perfect.
But she's still close
Also getting married is expensive

>>12589912
>Yeah-huh
Nuh-huh, always one more than you.
>>12589913
>Slime girl
Explain.

>>12589913
Replace Centaur with Gazer

>>12589914
>SWTOR
What now? I must've missed this.

>>12589913
NO BULLY

>>12589915
I want to punch slime
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KN__rqrNYjI

>>12589914
>Other M
Yeah, you're making a story out of my shtick. Keep going though. I'm liking this.

>>12589917
We don't really bully them though.

>>12589921
That's not bullying, that's trying to fight the Blob.

>>12589919
After failing to get fit from Wii Fit she plays an MMO.
She goes full shit taste.
Hilarity ensues because of Hatesex because of Light/Dark side argument

>>12589927
Or punching Gracie the Hutt.

>>12589908
T-thanks.. I guess.

>>12589928
Hey, at least she didn't start playing Runescape. That's something!

>>12589931
Are you going to submit to that Oni? Because if you're not interested, I'll take her off your hands.

>>12589932
SWTOR IS shit.

http://pastebin.com/9aSrQjQc
>Loli-Oni bullies Dragon at the Waterpark
DELIBERATE MISUNDERSTANDINGS

>>12589932
She also could have played Monster Hunter Frontier, and rubbed it in her boyfriend's face.
>HAHA! I'm enjoying a MH game with enormous amounts of content!
>And I'M enjoying a delicious pizza that won;t go straight to my ass!

>>12589935
I'll stick to my Frosted Rapes then. She's all yours.

>>12589938
So there's going to be a sequel to this?
>>12589943
Hmm, that's a bit steep, but I'll take it. At least licking sweat off of that Oni isn't going to leave hair on my tongue.

>>12589947
>So there's going to be a sequel to this?
As in a playdate? Not necessarily unless I get a good idea, but a certain auntie Sara might appear in a future daughteru story.

>>12589947

I mean, she doesn't seem to be horrible. It looks like she's offering rice.

>>12589956
I meant it's a steep price for an Oni to give you exclusive rights to sexiest tiger.

>>12589952
I could help with an idea, provided I'm not downing a bottle of Everclear or holding my brother's hand as I guide him through MH.

>>12589947
I'm not into Onis that much. I prefer a cuddly jinko and Frosted Rapes.
Both have the best cuddles I could ask for.

>>12589961
>holding my brother's hand
Anon, that's wrong on at least three levels!

>>12589964
Metaphorically, you twit.

>>12589961
Shoot away, I might use it if I like it. Komodo-oneechan came from an
>I wish someone would writefag this

>>12589967
That's still wrong on one level, holding someone's hand through a game in the metaphorical sense is going to prevent them from gitting gud.

>>12589968
Oh, I thought you'd ask at a later date. I'm kind of burned out here.

>>12589970
He won't git gud either way. He only plays about once a year, and when he's drunk at that. I have to be his fucking Navi, so to speak.

>>12589971
Yeah, sure, I'll see if I remember it in a few days. I'm not in the threads 24/7 obviously, but you can just post one if you get one.

>>12589974
Will do.

>>12589971
You keep posting that...
>>12589973
>Navi
Are you as annoying? If you are driving him nuts, I think it might be okay.

>>12589979
It's the other way around, sadly.
It's like teaching Ann Frank how to speak, without the water.

>>12589958

Hmm, it already seems like Red Onis like to wear Jinko-themed garments. Bras and underwear and such.

What if she just took it a bit further for you? Put on some fake paws and claws, some ears, a tail. Would you turn down a Red Oni who tried to indulge your Jinko taste?

>>12589983
>Ann Frank
There's two things wrong with this statement.

>>12589979
Because it's funny? Nvidia did have problems with over heating and combustion at one point, you know.

>>12589985
>racist sexual roleplay
But why would you do that...? Please just date a tiger if you want to fuck a tiger.

>>12589985
Like so?

>>12589987
Oh I know.

>>12589990
>no pet-play allowed
Your world is cold and devoid of love. I want no part of it.

>>12589990

>racist

Why would you take it to such an extreme matter? Maybe she'd just see it as cosplaying or something.

>>12589995
>pet-play
Like a Ryu pretending to be a dog? Or a Pharaoh pretending to be a cat?

>>12589999
>Pharaoh demands her slave-boy become her master in the bedroom while she becomes a kitty
>Apophis films it
>blackmail arc ensues
Sure. A Ryu pretending to be a dog though? That would be something.

>>12589985
Blame the anon who offered to take the Oni off me, I always loved my jinkos.

>Walking down the street, singing doo wa diddy, diddy dum, diddy doo.
>Suddenly a bush by the footpath bursts in to flame, but doesn't seem to be consumed by the fire.
"Hey, you there! Heed my words and recognise your lord and master!"
>2000 years of Christian history has prepared me for this moment.
>I walk away as quickly as possible.
"H-hey wait! What are you doing? I command you to wait!"
>A small shrubbery in front of me ignites, the voice is a bit higher pitched now.
"Looks like I can't get away from you, so I'll play ball. What ya want? A second, slightly smaller shrubbery to set alight?"
"Heh heh! Of course you profess your willingness to serve me! Tis only natural!"
"...What are you? Ghost of a serial arsonist with a vendetta against topiarists?"
"Does such a stupid ghost exist?! Wait, that's no-I'm a fire goddess, a spirit of all that consumes, destroys and gives birth anew!"
>At this point an impressive gout of fire erupts from the shrubbery and a rather "hot" girl emerges from the flame. Well, it would be impressive if it wasn't all to scale with the shrub.
"I go by many names, have been worshipped under many guises, but you can call me... IGNIS!"
"Iggy, gotchya."
"Iggy, wha-what kind of stupid nickname is that?!"
"Iggy Pop."
"Po-"
"Do you have 2 elder sisters?"
"W-why?"
"Cause then we could have Iggy Snap, Iggy Crackle and Iggy Pop."
>As I ticked off the names on my fingers her face turned steadily more blue. Is that because she was blushing and heating up? Or de-oxygenating herself pouting? Truly a mystery.
"What am I?! A goddess or breakfast cereal?! Wait, no, is Iggy my first or last name?! There's too many things wrong here!"
"Chill out Iggy-chan"
"That doesn't make it any more clear!"
"You don't need to be so hot headed about this."
"You're trying to make me cry, aren't you?!"
"Is turning on the water works such a good idea for you?"
"FINE! WHATEVER! I'll just talk to the next person!"
>Saaaaaafe!

Might do more with this later? Maybe?

>>12589995
I want to irrumate her by the horns.

>>12589906
Will Gracie become the next Anya?
Or will she fall from Grace

>>12589991
>A whole meter taller than me
Ohh mama.

>>12590002
Hey don't blame me, you didn't seem happy about getting her!

>>12590003
Why would you bully an elemental spirit?
>>12590005
Hopefully next Anya. She's good OC, and people actually have the balls to write about her.

Don't forget to hug your daughteru today, anons

>>12590009
Because you already have an opposing elemental waifu?

>>12590001
>Pharaoh's wearing a pair of cat ears and a tail butt-plug she borrowed from Anubis
>She says "MEOW" constantly
>She's even does it when orgasming
>Apophis puts it on the internet
>It becomes pretty popular, but is snuffed out by a Wolf girl pup playing with a shoe
How would a Ryu go about acting like a dog, anyway?

>>12590009
Feels good watching something that started as a joke become a liked OC character.

>>12590003
Singing la la la la la la la la la

>>12590007
Well, I didn't expect getting an Oni right after saying I loved jinkos/Frosted Rapes.

But if you don't mind her tiger cosplay, its fine then.

>>12590013
Don't bully, sic Undine on Ignis and enjoy the steam.

>>12590018
>Sauna's are just yuri Undine on Ignis rape sessions.

>>12589911
>perfect girl
>sweaty nerd NEET
Anon, I...

>>12590014
>How would a Ryu go about acting like a dog
I imagine a girl like Ryu having some trouble with barking, like Nana from Nana to Kaoru did. When she finally got over her embarrassment, it was the best woof ever.
>>12590024
You what? See that chemistry they have?

>>12590023
>combined turkish bath and yuri show
Holy shit, I could see myself going there.

>>12590025
>Taking your Ryu waifu, who is wearing a set of dog ears and a fake tail, out for a walk
>She's blushing heavily as everyone stares at her

>>12590023
I could talk about the spirits involved in a sauna that the ancient Finns believed in, but I won't, that yuri is better.

>>12590023
I'd love to see that go on.
Though Undine would be a better spirit than Ignis, since they get to control ice as well as water.

>>12590029
>come on, you have to swim the doggie paddle!
>What?!?
>Dogs can't talk honey
>W-wan?!?

>>12590025
Oh okay, I thought you meant absolutely perfect, not just a perfect nerd enabler. Carry on then.

>>12590036
Undine a best, I thought this was established already?
>>12590039
Yeah, I meant perfect for the guy she was with.

>>12590027
>Steam's dying down
>Oi, Smitty, it's your turn to cum on the... bordello thing?
>Aww man, I did it last time!
>Yeah, then you accidentally added a second Ignis to the mix and we had to sit around in the deadly heat whilst the undine coalesced down from the ceiling after her orgasm.
>Yeah, fuck you Smitty, you weren't the one who got burns trying to coax one of the Ignis out.
>Yeah, how is the old lady Stan?
>Aww well, I never have to buy another lighter again, so that's handy I guess...

How would a kingdom solely ruled by aggressive, xenophobic dragonettes work?

>>12590024
Wouldn't you want to get all sweaty and greasy with your Oni waifu?

>>12590038
>Pat her on the head and tell her she's a good girl
>The tip of her real tail actually wags

>>12590036
Aren't Glacie kinda ice elementals?

>>12590044
It wouldn't work very well, since xenophobic cities don't thrive.

>>12590047
Ice, but not water.
>Glacie: Ice
>Undine: Ice & Water

>>12590044
Like any lair, but with more room.
>>12590045
Pet-play is bestness incarnate.

>>12590051
It's certainly a great thing.

>>12590044
Well, if they're Xenophobic I assume they've read about Cyrus the Great, so if they can apply those lessons they'd probably create a pretty amazing empire

>>12590050
>>12590051
I forgot to add that these dragongirls also needs men to populate and such.

Did someone say petplay?

>>12590059
Then they wouldn't thrive very well since they're xenophobic and all.
A Dragon should be prideful and wise, not a generic Japanese citizen from Tokyo.

>>12590050
Character overlap's a bitch.

Winter is coming. Are you prepared?

>>12590065
Nigga needs to look at a spider before drawing one

>>12590063
Tokyoites really are assholes, compared to best kansai.

>>12590063
Well I thought it would work. They'd just put human men in pens or cages. Definitely something smooth and snazzy.

>>12590065
I wish I had a picture of a Dragon/Lizard girl encased in ice, but since I don't I'll just post this and wish for Summer already.

>>12590069
*NOT something
God fucking damn it.

>>12590062
Fuck that shit.

>>12590065
>>12590066
Maybe it's one of those insects that just looks like a spider for camouflage?

By the same stroke, maybe she only acts like a predator, but is totally submissive in reality.

>AHHH DON'T LIQUIFY MY INSIDES PLEASE!
>AHHH I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
Together:
>W-Wait, wot?

>>12590062
Yes. Bestness incarnate. Not enough Monster Girls are getting in touch with their more innocent and simple sides.
>>12590072
>wishing for summer already
Let's build a snowman
We can make him our best friend~

>>12590074
more?

>>12590072
Why is she hiding a coelacanth in her hair?

Plus encasing a dragon in ice just seems to be a way to slightly inconvenience her for a second or two and do little but piss her off.

...Unless we're talking about carbonite?

>>12590068
Amen to that.

>>12590069
It might work if you don't make them xenophobic, and drop the men in cages thing. And possibly make them lesser Dragons, since I bet a regular Dragon would laugh at you for suggesting the idea of a community of Dragons living together and helping eachother.

>>12590076
No thanks. Last time it snowed it reached my crotch.

>>12590082
She's a Lavasioth. A Plesioth's jerkass coisin.

>>12590075

An Arachne-Yuki-Onna?

Are people able to even accept the to be a thing?

>>12590083
DRAGON-COMRADE! HAVE YOU ACCEPTED THE REVOLUTION YET?

DRAGON-COMRADE, IT IS TIME TO REDISTRIBUTE OUR WEALTH!

DRAGON-COMRADE, ARE YOU PREPARED TO BE CRUSHED UNDER THE CLASS STRUGGLE?

DRAGON-COMRADE, WE WELCOME YOU TO OUR COLLECTIVE SEMEN COLLECTION-SYNDICATE!

>>12590082
Hibernation anon.
>>12590084
>complaining about snow reaching your crotch
That's not even a lot.
>>12590085
Seeing is believing.

>>12590084
So... what you're saying is that she's a living fossil and I just need to wait for another mountain in Japan to explode and sacrifice myself to the mountain gods in exchange for a Lavasioth waifu?

>>12590083
The Dragons from Spyro lived in a highly structured society though, and since I played Spyro all the fucking time as a kid, it still has a strong influence on how I view Dragons.

>>12590090
Freezing yourself in carbonite just to hibernate says more about your neighbours than your own habits I'd say.

>>12590093
>[Citation: Spyro, games 1 to nth.]

>>12590074
Why? Pet-play is really great.

>>12590086
Dragons hate communism. They know that it's a stupid idea that would never work.

>>12590090
Since I'm over 6 and a half feet tall, and it normally doesn't snow more than a foot, it's a lot for here.

>>12590091
She's not a living fossil. She just swims through lava and she can easily be knocked over.

>>12590096
One, two and three, the only ones ever made. Why?

>>12590100
>Dragoness Victorina Serge sadly taps away at her keyboard in political exile in Mexico to die young and forgotten.

>>12590103
Too sad. Make her Presidente of a tropical island instead.

>>12590106
>Sometimes Salamander Che pops around for a quiet drink, this time she's off to Bolivia!

All this talk about snow.

Fucking spring in Brazil at 40ºC. I'm starting to see lava golems here.

Someone send a ryu over, I'll fuck her a whole month for some rain.

>>12590108
>So what's new, Salamander Che?
>Oh, I've been dating this guy... he's got an eye-patch and his own army... I like that in a man.
Please.

>>12590111
Stop living in fucking Brazil then.

>>12590111
Ryu are actually pretty racist towards dark skinned people. You're better off moving to India and surfing on a Camen Girl.

>>12590113
>Wyvern Trotsky pops her head in, a friend's coming around to show their new mountaineering gear!

>>12590115
>ryu
>racist

I fucking knew it, still not as bad as those Geese bitches.

>>12590116
I don't get it.

>>12590115
Nah, I'm white.

>>12590120
>white man
>in Brazil
Are you going all Max Payne on the favelas or what?

>>12590119
Ice axe/pick.

>>12590117
They're lovey dovey if you're white or Asian.

>>12590120
Then you have nothing to worry about. I'd still recommend moving to India and surfing on a Camen girl. They're pretty friendly and will buy you drinks.

>>12590117
The Wild Geese?

>>12590122
Derp.
>>12590123
>will buy you drinks
Watch's the catch?

>>12590123
>Eurasian.

NAILED IT.

>>12590125
No, Canadian Geese.

>>12590126
They always travel in groups, and are into group sex. You'll have to satisfy at least 3 girls if you do the horizontal monster mash.

>>12590126
That's how they declare their intentions to drag you under water and rape you like you're in a spin cycle.

...Do Camen death roll?

>>12590121
Nope, I don't even live in the capitals.

>>12590134
So you live in the jungle?
>>12590132
We need them to be drawn.

>>12590133
>>12590132
Wait, I fucked up.
GAVIALS are in India, not Camen. Camen are in Southern America.

>>12590130
>Won't ever be born in Belfast.
>Won't ever be conscripted in to the British army.
>Won't ever survive an attack on Napoleon.
>Won't ever be collected by Dullahan with cute accents and nice uniforms.
>Won't ever tell King and the occupier's country to fuck off and join the French.
>Won't spend the rest of your life being passed around the officer corps as a general gopher.
>Won't march through the French countryside drinking good wine, enjoying song, and feeling free.
>Won't march beside a dullahan officer.
>She won't pass down her head to surreptitiously suck you as you march.
>Won't end up getting fucked up by Wellington.

>>12590065
The winter depression? Hell yes.

>>12589501
no
>no hathor
i hate you sometimes
also how's that list of requests going

>>12590138
Crocs a croc if you can thumb it's arsehole and if the sheila don't have a fucken yankee accent.

Today on /mgg/ we be historic yo'.

>>12590137
Yes, near an Amazoness village.
Pretty nice ladies though.

>>12590146
At the rate their asses are fingered/thumbed, I'd say they're into anal almost as much as an Anubis.

>>12590146
>thumb it's arsehole
That'll get her real riled up.
>>12590142
That sounds like it would suck really bad though.

>>12590150
Or real good!

>>12590148
I hear they don't get along with those super tall Anaconda Lamias. This true?

>>12590147
Which period in history would the best setting for Monster Girls storywise?
>>12590148
>nice ladies
So they DON'T kidnap men and sodomize them with water buffalo horns?

>>12590149
>>12590150
>Foreplay with your Croc Waifu.
>Shove your thumb in her arse.
"OI, ha! Ya cunt, yer not walkin' for a week!"
>She bite's her lip and you gird your loins.
>That night your dick was girt by Croc-girl anus.
>She had boundless arse to bounce.
>I can't remember any more of my national anthem.

http://pastebin.com/MhuC52QC

More translated Baphomet complex. Next update will be the last or next-to-last, so look forward to at least part of BTE 6 around the end of the month.

>>12590078
I love this image.

>>12590138

Caiman are basically just small alligators and they're fucking everywhere from central america to the carribean.

It's like none of you people even own a pair of caiman boots.

>>12590155
>Croc girl
>She has a firm ass and a sexy tail
>She's a buttslut as well

>>12590159
All I own is a belt made from a rattlesnake.

>>12590158
I think it STILL has too little salivating, but delicious nonetheless.

>>12590153
Not all of them, but yes.

>>12590154
They only kidnap men from other states.

>>12590156
Thanks for your efforts, as always.

>>12590138
>Search every river in India for your missing Caimen-girl waifu.
>Your trusty Indian guide Baloo turns to you after you reach the mouth of the final river.
"Sorry Mistah Sandiego; who knows where in the world your waifu is!"

>>12590161
>>12590155

>Implying they have anything but Croc Cloaca

>>12590167
>Turns out she was sun bathing in Brazil

>>12590167
>Being dumb enough to not know that Caiman are new world
One of these days the average biology knowledge of these threads will at least reach sixth grade level. I look forward to that improvement.

>>12590175
>sixth grade level
Sixth grade of what country?

>>12590161
>>12590168

Not only will I agree with the implication that Croc-girls possess anuses, but I will get off on their toight loike a toiger asses, THICK MEATY TAILS, best accent mate, and their buttslut nature, ya cunt.

>>12590178
Mexico.

>>12590178

One with a not-shit schooling system.

>>12590185
They're all shit in some way.

>>12590182
I just want her to let me pour my DNA into her bowels while she speaks sweet, tender words in her accent.

>>12590182
>Crocs
>Not in Egypt, Murrica, and Brazil too

It would be expected of a bunch of criminals to try to take credit for croc girls

>>12590188
Nuh-huh!

>>12590188

Not-shit in biology at least. Or even a good school in a shit system.

>>12590156
Lolis best girls

>>12590194
The tallest and prettiest Crocs reside in Australia. The ones in Africa are pretty violent and abusive, the ones in America complain about Gators being treated better and are pretty whiny, and the one's in Brazil are pretty pathetic and are bullied by Anaconda girls.

>>12590203

>Implying the Oz crocs aren't the biggest ugliest and meanest.

>>12590206
>Angry African Croc tying to flame the pretty Oz Crocs from her outdated computer

http://exhentai.org/g/748599/402d80426e/
>dragon girl
>looks more like a lizard girl
>not even an ojou

>>12590203
>Every year on a certain date Australia's croc-girls inexplicably, seemingly guided by instinct, get morosely drunk and descend upon the country's shore to assault local sea life.
>A mermaid victim appears on screen with a black eye and a few missing teeth, it isn't clear if she was a victim of the croc-girls or not.
"They just came and started a punch on, like, yeah mate. Wailin' 'bout some dead cunt or somethin', nah'mean?"
"When asked for comment the publicity office for Australia's croc-girls gave a written statement:
"Fuck off, we've got monging hangovers," back to you in the studio."

>>12590208

>Ugly Oz giant with a bony face and crooked teeth calling herself pretty and others jealous like a landwhale
>Blaming the snooty Nile bitches again
>Everglades all laughing

>>12590215
So if crocs bite down when you touch their tongue, what happens when you put your dick on a croc girl's tongue?

>>12590215
>Alligator-senpai-chan tells croc-chan to fuck off
>Nile-croc girls make friends with Ebola-chan.
>Strayan' Croc-girls wake up in puddles of their own vomit wondering who they fucked last night, but fuck, they could rail an ass like no other.

>>12589906
>Going past healthy and into fat
>Likes Other M
>Likes The Old Republic
>She loses to a computer in Mario Party

Only one place for her to go.

>>12590215
>Implying the Crocs in the Everglades have any right to laugh with their inbreeding and copious incest

>>12590213
If the Australian Crocs actually did it, the Mermaid would have more than a black eye. She's just trying to get attention.

>>12590216
She closes her mouth and begins to give you the blowjob of a lifetime.