/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She's gonna be howling plenty like that, anon. Needs a gag.

Gaoo a bully

>>12587541
I'm gonna put a baby in her.

*puts it in*

I dig this series, repetitive as it is.

a w o o ~
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>>12587631
He's clearly aiming to draw every Touhou. It takes an admirable amount of autism.

>>12588010
It's not hard when he copy pastes his poorly drawn body

>>12588022
It's not copy paste, the bodies are different. I think they've all got a unique body, but I'm not about to check.
I'd appreciate some unclenched fists, though.

>>12588042
The only difference between the pictures are the heads. The clenched fist and body are all the same. Some might have things on them like tails or wings, but they're all the same thing over and over.

I wish they were better because I like the pose

>>12588042
wouldnt tenshi be happy about this?

>>12588053
No, no, they're different. Look at the proportions and features.

>>12588060
Why would she be?

>>12588090
she likes the abuse

>>12588271
Does not. Or this one doesn't, at least.

>>12588090
be cause le epic le tenshi is le masocist meme get it together dude you've got a long way before you can bvecome an expert touhou memester like >>12588060-sama

>>12587702
Awoo needs to go on a diet.

>>12588500
I want to bury my face in her flabby thighs and take a big whiff

>>12588271
>>12588291

Dem peaches, and not the ones on her hat.

>>12588500
no bully to the awoo

>>12588500
She just want a little of attention and love

>>12588556
She'll only get it if she stops being a fat shit.

>>12588556
she needs to learn her place

its almost winter

achoo~

>>12588600
this is cute as HECK, I need the source dude

>>12588621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faScBeRqkxk

>>12588630

>>12587541
AWOOOOOO~
WEREWOLVES OF LONDON

>>12588630
augh my ears why

>>12588696
What's wrong with your ears?

>>12588630
http://youtu.be/LqAW7dBHtUA

>>12587541
You can't just outlaw awoo~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLkZY8GjdRw

is this the crossie thread?

>>12589094
No, this is the frustrated passive-aggresive meta-shitposting thread. Thanks for stopping by.

>>12589094
we are all crossies now

>>12589094
Its the awoo thread

>>12588531

This is nice awoo

>>12590822
awhoa

I actually liked the awoo meme before I heard it had started being a thing on other boards.

I guess nothing stays sacred for long

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCi7it5NKQ
Bad dog.

>>12591330
Well this is nice.

>>12591340
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObnJVxCcrNs
This one is for you.

>>12591347
Bleh, no thanks.

other boards keep stealing our memes. why the fuck do they want to be like us anyway?

I am surprised that no one posted this.

>>12591431
That was really cute. Is it by the same guy who did that Yuuka one where you give her some cut sunflowers and she beats and kills you?

>>12591431
>dat tail wagging

>>12591504
It wags so much.

>>12591504
Other noteworthy tail wagging.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXLzZI8lnTQ

I'm friends with a touhou roleplayer on Facebook. He posts Momiji every Saturday for a series of Caturday posts. I reminded him that Momiji is a dog and then he made fun of me. I haven't talked to him since.

>>12591552
Wolf.

Can I wan, then?

>>12587541
Is this superior to a bark collar?

momiji is cute

>>12588071
Why is Cirno the only one with the "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?" look on her face?

>>12591967
Because she's defiant and naive.

>>12591967

Too stupid to be afraid, like all the others.

>>12588010
I dunno about that. He's gone into the miscellaneous print work Touhous before SA.

>>12588071
How many do you have left to cum to? There are almost 60 of them now.

>>12592004
Cum to every single one? God, no, I'm fapping to much lately already.
These aren't good for standalone faps anyway.

>>12588071
okay /jp/ decision time.
Do you start form left to right or right to left?
Right to left masterrace

>>12592072
I start at the left because Reimu is more capable than Flandre. I find some clothes and unlock Reimu, then ask her to help me free the others.

>>12592072
Can't I pick and choose?

>>12592076
then you feed them all the eggs, right?
>>12592077
No, what the fuck?
that's it, you are banned from this rape dungeon for a month, asswipe.

>>12592072
I give them all a test. I'll give them Soda and Mentos and then plug the mouth so it doesn't get vomited up.
If they can keep down 5 liters of Soda and 5 rolls of Mentos without exploding and dying, they get to be let free.

I predict Meiling would win out of that bunch. Otherwise, maybe Suika or Yuugi could win too, since they're invincible oni ogres.

>>12592104
wouldn't it just shoot out their ass and nose, and probably the edges of whatever gag you have in place?

>>12592109
That would be a fail.

>>12592109
Perhaps I should take more extreme measures to keep it in place?

I know, more gags and quite a bit of hot glue should do the trick.

>>12592111
What happens to the failures who survive, then? There'd probably be a lot of them.

>>12592104
"Let free?" Yeah, right. Can't let anyone escape, they could get help or free the rest.

>>12592112
You could just keep the soda flowing.

>>12592104
That still doesn't answer the fucking question of if you start from the left of the right you twit.
Luckily for you, that's not a bannable offense in this rape dungeon, but that's still a paddlin'.

>>12592115
>What happens to the failures who survive, then? There'd probably be a lot of them.
Pump in more soda and mentos than before, of course.

>Can't let anyone escape, they could get help or free the rest.
Not if they're all dead!~

>>12592104
The stomach is in effect a buffer because it has a very strong acid. The explosive reaction will not occur because the buffer is at equilibrium.

>>12592082
Please don't ban, I didn't know.

>>12592112
yeah, as long as you can keep it secure. Glue in every orifice would be pretty much necessary, but then they'd all die anyway.

>>12592124
you may appeal your ban in 24 hours.

>>12592104
Wait, how long do they have to keep it in?

>>12592121
Well they could free the other survivors, or get revenge on you, or something. Point is there can't be any escape if you're trying something like this.

>>12592126
The body's immune system would attack the glue

>>12592136
>Wait, how long do they have to keep it in?
Until it stops fizzling. Let's say 2-3 hours.

>Well they could free the other survivors, or get revenge on you, or something. Point is there can't be any escape if you're trying something like this.
Point taken. I'll just make sure they all blow up, and give them hope by saying that there's a possibility of them not exploding.

>>12592013
That's all part of the challenge.
Hard mode: you must produce fluids each time
Try to get them all in as few days as you can!

>>12592140
would it be gone before they die?

I like this idea way to much.

>>12592151
I was more thinking of having something else in store for the survivors.
And where'd you get that translation?

I like this idea way to much.

>>12592151
I was more thinking of having something else in store for the survivors.
And where'd you get that translation?

>>12592175
You are now aware that there are people proficient in Japanese on /jp/

>>12588071
Which 2hus would struggle the most with anal? How hard would they clench, and how long would it take them to loosen up?

What's a mentos/pop explosion like? Some big blood-and-guts-everywhere deal, right? Can you feel it coming? Is it painful beforehand, or just unforgettable? Is there even a way the victim can prevent or endure it?

>>12592191
Sanae because she's from the outside world and anal sex is taboo in Japan

>>12592183
Well then he can say he did it himself. Yeah, there's moonspeakers on /jp/, but they're not common; I'm not going to assume every new translation posted is the work of the poster.

>>12592165
It would come off with all the sweat.

>>12592195
>Is it painful beforehand
I dunno, does having your being stretched to its very limit before detonation sound extremely painful to you?

I would imagine that at least the humans would send gore flying everywhere. We don't really know if youkai/vampires/fairies have the same internals as a human.

>>12592243
Oh, is that how it works? How would you even resist that?

>>12592104
Cirno would be the first to go. The others might understand what's happening and what you're doing, to a degree, but not her. Not even if you explained it to her. All she'd know is you've captured her and put weird stuff into her and that she doesn't like it.

She'd be struggling and yelling right from the start. The others would be squirming too at first, but that would die down when the enduring sets in; Cirno would just keep going. If anything, as he gut swells and stomach boil, her struggles and screaming would only increase, agitating the concoction in her even more.

She wouldn't even last an hour. A short time in her struggles and howls would peak as the fizzing nears the breaking point. Some of the rest would grit their teeth and try to ignore it, others would watch in horror, Daiyousei would try to calm her down, sobbing all the while, as desperately and hopelessly as she had been from the start. Cirno would be beyond hearing at this point, of course, to busy with her death throes; screams ever increasing in pitch, hands spasming madly in the stocks, body waving back and fourth as much as it can. Her belly would swell, pressing against her legs and the floor, that frothing, bubbling noise getting louder and louder, until...

Pop.

Daiyousei would be soon to follow. Maybe not next, but soon. Her best friend exploding next to her would be to much for her resistance to handle.

>>12592422
Wow. Please write another.

>>12591552
...shit I think I know who you're talking about.

Seems like a running joke.

>>12592520
...seriously? Fine.

>>12592104
Which hole does the coke and mentos go into?

>>12592422
you're pure evil

Do you think Momiji would let me smell her tail?

>>12593554
Maybe after you let her mark you as her territory.

>>12593562
Sounds good to me.

>>12593585
I'd say so.

>>12592795
Not him, but I'm assuming it's the mouth. If you don't think that's the best then write something else!

>>12593621
Oh my god, look at that fluffy tail! I want to cuddle it for hours!

>>12592013
I like these pics, are there more?

>>12588071
Why is Flandre wearing Rumia's ribbon?

>>12594348
Daiyousei is too. Tsk tsk, Gaoo...

>>12594308
Is this a new meme or something?

>>12588630
[x] rub soft belly

>>12594648

>>12591431
Dat Ran tho

>>12594751
[x] sniff puffy pantsu

>>12592422
I like the way you think.

>>12600853
Thank you, but I'm not really in to inflation and bursting.

>>12600878
Really? You seemed to be quite into >>12592422, going by the writing.

>>12600884
Well, the source material is good, as is most of the scenario besides the heavy inflation and bursting. Multiple girls, bondage, peril, predicament bondage, general cruelty, that sort of thing.

>>12600878
>>12600901
Oh hey, aren't you that guy who wrote all that Sanae desperation/pseudo-mindbreak?

Please go on.

>>12600924
Whoa, what? Maybe? Be more specific.

>>12600935
Nah, you're obviously uncomfortable with the attention.

I only remember because I don't think there was anyone else who appreciated that 2hu bursting short snippet I wrote earlier.

>>12600948
>Nah, you're obviously uncomfortable with the attention.
Eh, not really.

No, please, I insist.
The only Sanae thing I remember writing was years and years ago. Either I wrote something and forgot about it, or there's some Sanae writing that I don't know about. Neither is acceptable!

>>12600967
I faintly remember smoke coming out of ears as the best image that came out of that.

Was it that long ago? Wow. Time sure flies.

>>12600975
After checking...was just 2 years ago. So not really. Nevermind.
Yeah, that's me.

>>12600983
Isn't that rp still going? Saw it at the top of ghost a few days ago.

>>12601037
Nah, unfortunately. I went on a really long and really stupid hiatus, and the other guy lost interest during that time.

>>12601041
Eh, no big deal. Looking forward to more of your descriptions if and when they come.

>>12592422
But fairies respawn, anon.

>>12601053
>Eh, no big deal.
I disagree...

Thanks for your support.

>>12601053
>Eh, no big deal.
I disagree...but thanks for your support.

>>12601061
They've also got magic and wouldn't be so easily restrained.