/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I WANT TO FEED HER ;_;

Wake up, contemplate leaving the house for 16 hours, go to sleep.

Rinse and repeat.

School's not yet in for me, so...

I get up around noon, give or take about an hour or three. I take a glass of milk or orange juice, and a coupla multivitamins. I use the computer.

Sometime around seven or eight, I take a light meal.

Around one or two the next day, I take a shower, gulp down my usual pills, and go to bed.

Wake up -> Classes -> Do homework -> Play the vidya \ Read Toohoos \ Watch animu \ etc -> Do more homework -> Still doing homework -> Pass out

Wake up. Go to work. Get home. Anime/vidya/interwebs/whatever. Sleep.

Rinse and repeat, day in, day out. An endless cycle of monotony that will only ever truly break the day I die.

Wake up; refresh 4chan and hope to find other things to do at the computer. Maybe eat at some point and fall asleep at sunrise.

>>1258756
>Wake up, contemplate leaving the house for 16 hours, go to sleep.

>Rinse and repeat.
My own clone, now both of us will still be social rejects!

I wake up and spend 14 hours on the computer switching between /jp/ and random Japanese sites.

Rest of the time I work on my hobbies, like playing guitar/making music, translating manga, drawing, coding my shitty videogame, and exercising. I study math and physics with my downloaded textbooks as well. I don't know why I do this. Well, I guess I don't want to be completely out of it when I return to college someday.

Throw in the once a day fap, and that's it pretty much.

Polite sage.

>>1258776
Also, I have to force myself to do things and entertain myself.

Wake up ---> internets ---> Sleep

Wake up
Start up the Computer
Browse around forums while listening to music
Watch anime or wrestling
Fap
Go to sleep

Like this every single day

wake up -> school -> work -> study -> get distracted -> vidya/jp/animu -> oh shit gotta study -> too tired -> fap -> pass out

>>1258777
Social rejection is awesome.

>>1258779
>return to college someday.

Oh you!

Pretty here have shitty interests (hell, any interest is shitty).

Also, those who go out don't belong in this thread.

HONK HONK

You guys are truly the pinnacle of human evolution.

Then again, I'm not one to talk since the only thing I do aside from using the computer is go to class when the mood strikes me, or if there's a quiz/test. I go out of my way to get into classes with no attendance requirement.

>>1258790
>wrestling

>>1258813

eureka? is that you?

>>1258811
Your kind sickens me greatly.

>>1258805

Best CG ever.

I'll never understand how you useless virgins continue to live when you literally do nothing all day every day.

Get a car and a job and go to school. Or do you have some sort of crippling handicap that excuses you from doing what normal people do?

I didn't think so. Fat, lazy, weeaboo faggots like you guys are why the economy sucks now, not Bush.

>>1258824
My kind?

What?

- Wake up
- Shower
- Browse 4chan for a few minutes
- Attend college or work, if neither, then do an assignment or browse more 4chans
- Nap
- Eat dinner
- Spend rest of night on 4chan procrastinating, might watch an anime or two
- Mess around with mai waifu
- Sleep

Sometimes I'll buy a fig or something.

>>1258832
Or I do some home business such as internet marketing and not get a job or a car at all.

>>1258811
I cannot even imagine not going to class and managing to pass a course.

What a magical world students who go to state schools must live in.

>>1258832

I just don't understand how they can survive without jobs. Surely they can't ALL be basement dwellers leeching off their parents, right?

>Fat, lazy, weeaboo faggots like you guys are why the economy sucks now

Actually it's more due to subprime mortgages and rising oil prices, but your explanation is good too!

>>1258849
>What a magical world smart people must live in.

>>1258846
>internet marketing

lol..... That's not a job.

>>1258857
Lazy people like you not working will cause an economy to generate less money.

Yes I know, it's a very hard concept to grasp. Just look how fast China's growing because you get whipped and/or starve there if you don't work.

>>1258868
>What a magical world smart people that go to state schools must live in.

I think this works.

>>1258868
>>>What a magical world communists must live in.

I have a part time job and practice a martial art twice a week. I also regularly sell my blood plasma to buy more candy. Other than that, I only lurk 4chan.

>>1258849
It's called reading the text book and not going to class where retards make everything go twice as slow.

FSU isn't known for having the brightest students and the pre-medical program isn't exactly hard here.

>>1258878
Actually China's growth is more due to the government artificially keeping the yuan low to create a ridiculous trade surplus, but your explanation is good too!

>Wake up, contemplate leaving the house for 16 hours, go to sleep.

I thought I was the only one.

>>1258878
How is it not a job if it makes him money to live on?

>>1258908
Are you seriously trying to argue that lazy niggers leeching off welfare isn't having a negative effect on the economy?

>>1258918
It does have a negative effect, but it's tiny compared to real economic problems.

>>1258918
No?

>>1258914
Because it's a crappy "job" that reels in about $50 on a good week.

Wake up.
Go to class a couple days a week.
Go home.
Fap.
Watch animu.
More weeaboo shit.
More classes.
More weeaboo shit.
Sleep.

>>1258918
It lowers the crime rate, which encourages white trash to buy more stupid things they don't need, because they don't expect them to get stolen. This stimulates the economy for a net gain. It's not obvious, but it works.

Wake up → See what finished on Share/Perfect dark → Grab something to eat → Nothing... than dinner → More nothing, than go to sleep.

"Nothing" = Vidya, Fap, Internets and uh... yeah.

Wake up.

Sleep.

Wake up.

Wake up, try to go back to sleep for ~2 hours with limited success, get up and turn the computer on, make a bowl of cereal, open roughly ~15 threads on a forum's news/current events subforum, read about 5, check /jp/, procrastinate about doing something while f5ing, start feeling tired so quickly skim read the remaining news articles and then it's off to bed.

Rinse repeat with every 3rd day or so throw in a shower/fapping session.

It's funny how this place attracts the same kind of people.

>>1258799

I've been a NEET for 3 years, and I've already played every game and seen every anime in existence. I will eventually move on from this type of life.

So it's 2:30 here. I just woke up after a couple hours of sleep. I'm dizzy and nothing feels real. I didn't brush my teeth and I think I can taste blood. I don't know why I'm here again. /jp/ is shit lately.

>>1258963
I've been a NEET for 5 years and have only barely scratched the surface of potential shit to do that interests me, despite my rather narrow preferences.

>>1258961
It attracts bored normal people and morphs them into social rejects.

Granted, a lot who come here already had social problems, but this place makes them exponentially worse to the people where you don't want to leave your room and become a weeaboo.

>>1258963
No you won't, you'll just browse 4chan more to fill the gap of boredom.

Wake up.

Browse /jp/ over the day for about 10 hours hoping desperatly for that single thread that doesn't suck and will make it all worth the time.

Do other shit sometimes inbetween.

Be disappointed.

Go to sleep.

>>1258970
"This place" has only existed for what, a few months now? If that?

/jp/ is new, everyone here has been lifeless for years.

>>1258961
I don't know, there's quite a few people here that I don't like.

>>1258750
Why do you even ask? ;__;

Wake up ---> Computer time ---> Sleep

I'm so miserable. ;__;

I'm not sure if doing homework late on a Friday night makes me worse or better than some of you people

Probably a mixture

i fall asleep from exhaustion and then oversleep so im always tired. I probly sleep like 12 hours a day. then I hide in the dark basement and read comics/vn's. tv and animay got boring for some reason. What I do is make a plan to do something and then blow it off at the last second. That tricks my mind into continually appreciating doing absolutely nothing. Unfortunately school is starting in a couple days so I will have do stuff. goddamnit. oh yeah also add in battling spiders. i fucking hate spiders

>>1258961
I don't know, there's quite a few people here that I don't like.

>>1258976
When I said "this place" I was obviously referring to 4chan.

>>1258994
There are people on 4chan that you don't like?

Unimaginable.

>>1259003
I meant /jp/.

Which really isn't all that surprising either though.

Wake up
Browse internet, half of the time 4chan
Breakfast
Currently sorting my picture collection
Dip into the internet from time to time
Usually losing more time to it than planned
Lunch
More of the above
Jogging and sports everyother day or not
Dinner
More of the above
Sleep

I kinda have the feeling that fapping is not good for my health, it closes off my mind, so I'm only doing it once a week, which rarely works though.

>>1258976
4chon has been around for 4 years. /b/ used to basically be what /jp/ is now, with less touhou and more bewbs, I gather.

I used to browse /a/ all day, but after 3 years I've simply lost all interest in it. Now I come to /jp all day, with a mix of /v/, /g/, and /r9k/ since it sometimes has an interesting thread.

Then I go to sleep.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who has lost the concept of what day and night is. Not to mention everyday being called Anotherday.

>>1258969

Don't you ever hit a breaking point? Sometimes I feel like I've seen and done everything available on the internet.

I guess it differs for each person. I don't think I could handle two more years of this.

>>1258832
Hey there woman!

"Maybe tomorrow"

/jp/'s motto, amirite?

the quality that ties anonymous together is that we are all losers and hate everything. we are all similar but will never get along and continue to hope that other anons drop dead

>>1259024

What are you talking about? I may be a loser but I love you guys.

>>1259024
Ever notice how every post talking about the qualities of Anonymous is fucking stupid?

Back to /b/ with you.

>>1259033
I love you too Anon ;_;

>>1259024
B-but.. I-I like this kind of anonymous.

>>1259033
I hate a large portion of you guys.

>>1259008
Not really.

There wasn't all that much Japan discussion(Except in the very beginning) and much less ronery. If any at all.

>>1259024
Such an inspiring relationship we have.

We all want each other to be more miserable than the other to feel better about ourselves and get a laugh out of how pathetic and stupid other anon's can be. /jp/ excels at this because we're all failures.

I'm too fucking cynical to get close to anyone, online or off. ;__;

>>1259043
There was a metric fuckton of animu-related discussion (as far as I recall), which is what I think he was referring to.

>>1259043
Ronery threads were saged to oblivion. /b/ was cold-hearted as hell back then and we were all attention whores trying to get the biggest thread "for the lulz"

It felt like less of a forum and more of a dumping ground, which is why I never really got into /b/ when I first found 4chan. Once the Habbo raids started it got my attention but it quickly turned to crap again.

>>1259017
I've been a NEET for a year and a half. I feel like I've seen everything the internet has to offer. I'm just too afraid to go back to school.

>>1259045
We're all cynical, sarcastic jerks in real life.

It might explain why we all have no friends.

One of the things I like about this board is that the userbase is 100% male so in threads like this, that are effectively nightly off-topic threads, you don't get advicefagging girls.

>>thread

I used to have one friend online that I would spend a lot of time talking to and playing games with. He was constantly begging me to send him loli pics, but I would just tell him the sites to go to and never sent them to him myself.

One day he removed me from his friend list. Sometimes I wonder if it was because he didn't like me, I never sent him the loli pics, if he was a some kind of fed, or if he just reformated his harddrive and forgot his password. I miss him.

>>1259057
>everything

my friend, the internet is infinite

>>1259056
That's bullshit, I remember ronery threads in late 2005. I remember exactly because December 2005 was my first christmas alone.

>>1259060
Who--me?

>>1259061
The nazi janitors on /jp/ are worse than the women.

I've been out of college for about a month now after spending 6 years earning two degrees.
I look for a job, read doujin, watch anime, browse /jp/, play SWR and been trying out Warhammer.
Would like to work, but if you read the news today unemployment hit a record unforecasted high. Yeah. Looking for a job is fun.

>>1259066
That might've been me. How did you two meet?

>>1259066
>One day he removed me from his friend list. Sometimes I wonder if it was because he didn't like me, I never sent him the loli pics, if he was a some kind of fed, or if he just reformated his harddrive and forgot his password. I miss him.

Damn, that's really sad.

5cm per second indeed.

I'll level with you guys, I cut myself off from all but 3 really good friends because whenever I used to go out with friends as a big group they used to talk about girls they'd have sex with and stuff and it was really uncomfortable.

>>1259070
Maybe because it was Christmas? There were always lonely threads on the holidays.

>>1259060
I really need someone to be close with, but I absolutely hate every person that I meet for some reason or another. ;_;

>>1259070
I have been spending Christmas alone since I was 11. Please hold me. ;__;

>>1259073
House may be like a sarcastic, cynical jerk, but he's a highly-paid, successful doctor so people have a reason to befriend him. And he's interesting since he's a genius.

There are no eccentric geniuses on /jp/. Only jerks.

>>1259074
True. But women are firmly on the side of normalfaggotry in general.

To understand true ronery you need to be in a situation where you can't even enter into a theoretical debate about relationships because of your lack of success.

Women don't have that. They have spates of going through feeling 'lonely' because they don't have a boyfriend to give them attention, and maybe they camwhore as a result, but in the end, it's 2 polar opposites.

I have no real friends and my internet friends are limited to 4 people. I'm too scared to go outside and I have no intention to achieve anything whatsoever, like I give a fuck if society goes to hell, as long as I can do what I want to do. I don't understand how some people somehow get motivation to make something of their lives, I can't seem to get that motivation. I wouldn't even grief if my fucking mother died, let alone any other humans.

>>1259085
Fuck you. The truth hurts. Fuck you. Why would you do this?

>>1259061
The ratio of men to woman is probably 70/30, just most of the wimminz have learned to adopt a male persona and stick to it.

>>1259085
Does not using genius for anything important because you're lazy count as 'eccentric'?

>>1259080
People are all greedy pricks, friendship is just a facade so people can feel accepted and better about themselves.

There are a few people who are genuinely nice, but their interests are on the other spectrum of /jp/.

>>1259084
There there...

There there....

There there....

Honestly, I think a lot of people here would be a lot happier if they just had someone to talk to.

I know a lot of you fags complain about being 'friend zoned' but in reality I wouldn't mind it, I've never had a female friend. At least you've had that.

>>1259104
I have my hand, thank you very much.

>>1259084
;____;

Have this instead.

>>1259086
Don't do this. I can never tell if you're delusional or serious.

>>1259098
Take a look at where you are. Even if you were a genius you're not doing anything with it so it doesn't matter how eccentric you are. You're not getting your own TV show.

>>1259107
There is no "friend zone" that shit is a lie made to make you feel better about yourself when you get rejected. If a girl "friend zoned" you it means YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO BEGIN WITH.

>>1259076
It couldn't be you, he'd be too paranoid of his parents logging his internet to come here.

>>1259113
Why would I want a TV show?

Life is short and fleeting, make enough money not to have to worry about spending some 1/5 of your total time alive working and have fun. That's the entire point of life, because there isn't a point.

>>1259111
Come on man, let's not argue about this, we both know I'm right. Let's accept it and move on.

>>1259104
This is, uh.

This is why I followed the Alice RP threads.

...it is hard to get a handle on how sad and pathetic that is.

>>1259107
I would give everything I had to be in the friend zone.

>>1259098
Don't even get me started on "lazy geniuses".

Everyone thinks their a genius but they lack the motivation to "use" their genius mind.

>>1259007

yeah, excessive masturbation, like excessive anything else, is pretty bad for your mental and physical health

also I don't belong in this thread, but I do sympathize with a bunch of you because I spent a pretty good chunk of my early-mid 20s in a similar shithole life

Daily routine -

Wake up
Part time job
lurk on the internet/anime/games
Every few days college classes
sleep

repeat.

I see people I would consider fiends once every 2 weeks to a month, and even those people don't know me very well. I'm not exactly ronrey though, I just enjoy solitude.

>>1259098
No. A genius that wears funny hats and never comes his hair while solving mathematical puzzles that have been unsolved for decades is called 'eccentric'

>>1259104
Not that I don't disagree with you in theory, but take it beyond the idea.
What the fuck are people here going to talk about? Weeaboo shit? We can already do that.
Or do you want to have deep meaningful conversations about how your father drinks too much, your mother has a gambling addiction, and you have terror attacks just imagining going outside, or something like that?
Who wants to listen to that? Only people taking pity on you, or who have bleeding hearts. Of course there's also the whole having multiple things in common to build a real friendship, and most weeaboos aren't really prone to pity or bleeding hearts. All you're going to get is "man that sucks" in a completely unheartfelt way delivered with the weakest of social skills.
The last thing people with lots of problems need is someone to validate and pity them. It promotes maintaining the status quo.

>>1259122
It's mostly normalfags that complain about it anyway, fratfags who think every girl owes them sex because they're so awesome. And if the girl is dating an asshole who treats her like shit, why are you friends with her? She's obviously a moron.

>>1259126
Same.

>>1259128
Those are the types I fucking hate.

I've never said anything to a girl other than a brief "No", "Don't know" or "Don't care", hell I can't even look my sister in the eyes. Consider yourself lucky.

>>1259098
No. A genius that wears funny hats and never combs or washes his hair while solving mathematical puzzles that have been unsolved for decades is called 'eccentric'

>>1259116
I really think it's you. Please tell me how you met. At least give me that and if I'm wrong at least we can laugh at how you two met.

>>1259133
>enjoy solitude

THIS! I have very few friends, and I don't talk to them often, I just prefer being alone

>>1259104
But we do have someone to talk to - /jp/.

At least, I'm pretty sure I'm not talking to a collection of highly advanced AIs programmed to be failures at life.

The people I respect the most are the ones who COULD be normalfags, but choose solitude and a semi-ascetic life instead.

They truly are fucking awesome.

>>1259128
I wish I had that kind of self confidence..

>>1259139
Look, I'm mostly exactly the same.

Listen. Just start with your sister, at least that's a girl you can't be ashamed to talk to once in a while, and then work it up from there.

I fucking hate how 10*20% of the people in these threads have actual problems, while all the others say they do, even though they have friends, go out to school/work, and CAN talk to person to an extent.

This is possibly the worst ronery thread in a while, Jesus Christ.

I fucking hate how 10-20% of the people in these threads have actual problems, while all the others say they do, even though they have friends, go out to school/work, and CAN talk to person to an extent.

>>1259148

I'm the unloved lovechild of SHODAN and Glados.

>>1259156
Some of us actually worked on solving their problems rather than bitching about it on the internet.

Have a nice day Anonymous!

>>1259155
I wish I had a sister. Maybe I could get laid.

>>1259160

What the shit are you talking about?

Are you saying that someone is normal if they're 20+ and a virgin still?

That's not normality. Even if you have friends. Even if you have a job, drive and so on.

>>1259158
Seriously, these threads always degrade into people thinking they have problems and trying to get helping from some minor thing, while the very few actual fuck-ups just give up.

>>1259155
>ashamed to talk to

My sister doesn't know me any better than anyone else unfortunately. I wish I could open up to her about my weeaboo hobbies, because I think she has an interest in them as well (at least in anime.)

>>1259167
Actually, it is. Now if you're 30+ and a virgin still, that's starting to get into a problem.

Why did I have to read this thread... Now I feel like dying.

>>1259167
I don't even see sex as something you need and should even seek, nor do people here care about that sort of thing.

>>1259170

Then go for it, she's your own sister. How old is she exactly?

>>1259158
So what is a good lonely thread?

>>1259160
Uh, I'm pretty sure 90% of the people in this thread made it quite clear they have no life and sit in front of their computer all day being ronery and bored.

>>1259167
Thats not normal? Oh god, what is this

>>1259155
I doubt we're the same, but I have no intention of contacting my sister. She's a lot older than me and I get really fucking annoyed whenever she starts talking about something random I don't give a fuck about. She thinks she knows what's wrong with me, just like my mother, and likes to express that. It's like they're treating a cat that has lost 2 of its legs. It pisses me off.

>>1259165
I've got to say, I'm not entirely sure of this.

But I kind of...

...Well

Don't know how to put this....

But I kind of think you're a woman, or at least I'm 85% sure you are...

You know what is truly terrifying?
The vast majority of 4chan users lurk and never post.
If this many lonely shut-ins can muster the courage to post in these threads, even anonymous, think about how many lurkers are staring at their screens with hundreds ideas of what they could add to the thread but afraid to type a single letter of it in for fear they'll be saged or made fun of. Then think of the others who can't even think of a single thing to say, and mutely mash f5 hoping for help by proxy.
No one knows how deep the rabbit hole goes.

>>1259175
3 years older than me, senior in college. The main problem is (besides my cowardice) is I don't know how I would go about bringing it up. We rarely talk for more than a few minutes a day, and shes leaving to go back to school in a few weeks.

>>1258750
Okay, I know I'm late to the party here, but is that a teardrop on his thumb? That is the saddest thing I've ever seen. I want to give that guy a manhug and stroke his greasy hair while rocking him to sleep and comforting him.

>>1259177
No, they go out have have people to be with, but they just "greatly prefer" sitting here and overstating it.

Seriously, most people in these threads have no actual problems.

>>1259179
>She thinks she knows what's wrong with me

What does she say what's wrong with you then?

I've often thought it's better having a sister if you're a ronery faggot because then at least they'll be a bit more sympathetic towards your lack of success with girls. Whereas with brothers it's more 'hurrr durrr get out there and get sum pussy!'

>>1259184
;__;

I've had a massive headache for the last week, probably due to stress and lack of sleep, but I still continue to stay up late into the night and stare at my CRT all day even though my eyes feel like their about to explode.

What is wrong with me?

>>1259184
This. I lurked for close to a year before making my first post, and even then I was just agreeing with another anon. Once I started it became easier, although making my first topic was pretty frightening

>>1259189
They're both convinced it's "computer addiction" or some shit, while I try to convince them that's not it but to no avail.

>>1259184
There are few lurkers here on /jp/.

Most of these users have evolved beyond that and found a viable means of anonymous communication.

>>1259183
I'm not a woman, but I play one on the internet.

>>1259193

I know what your problem is.

You make CRT vs. LCD threads on /g/ all the time.

>>1259184
I'm a lurker myself, and this is my first post in a very long time.

Anyways, I'm only 16, but I don't think I'll be having sex anytime soon. I'm sure if I did, it would be awkward or weird or with a prostitute. Then I'd just kill myself afterward.

>>1259186
You have not even begun to scratch the surface of these types of pictures.

>>1259194
I'm still too afraid to create my first thread. You guys will sage it and laugh at me.

>>1259184
I'm posting just to say...

dayum.

>>1259202
We're not stupid to fall for petty trolling.

>>1259184
>The vast majority of 4chan users lurk and never post.

Where did you pull this crap from? Everyone on 4chan posts when they have something to say.

>>1259196
>computer addiction

Well, let's be honest here.... I've got it too.

Why? Because the enormity of the internet is exactly that, you CAN spend an entire life on here, shopping, socializing, playing, fapping....

I think few of us actually realise just how fucking enormous a breakthrough this piece of technology actually WAS.

>>1259136

Indeed. No one benefits from "internet friendship".

I think the ones who lack motivation here could gain a lot if they just had someone to talk to IRL. That's sort of how I got my sense of motivation back anyways.

>>1259194
Sometimes when I make threads on /v/ that get no replies I'm too ashamed to even delete them.

I just kind of close the tab and go and have a cigarette.

>>1259207
I think I would have tried a little harder than that if I was trolling you.

>>1259209
There's quite a difference between being a sociopath and having a computer addiction, though.

>>1259212
Whenever I make threads, I have to think up 3-4 responses and post them pretending to be other people to get the conversation going. Once it starts, its good, but until then the threads usually die. Doesn't everyone do this?

>>1259217
Alright, assuming you're the same guy.

This is what you do.

You go into your sister's room and say 'hey, since you're going away to school in the next few weeks, want to do something together?'

When she says 'what?'

Reply 'Dunno, watch some anime or something? I could recommend something.'

>>1259141
MGO, I was in an argument with a couple guys either because I said Sunny was hot or that lolis in general were hot and he sent me a mail saying that he thought big breasts were disgusting too.

>>1259201
You know me far too well, anon.

>>1259208
I lurked _for fucking ever_ before posting. It would not surprise me if there were others doing the same.

Also, making a thread isn't hard. Here is the procedure:
1. TOOHOO picture.

And that's it.

>>1259219
The Baldur's Gate thread on /v/ at the moment chatting about the Forgotten Realms lore and stuff? That was me, I made the first 3 replies.

>>1259211
If you at the point where you've been trying to solve your problems for years, I'd think you'd have tried that by now. Sounds more like you just had a minor problem in your life. This whole thread feels like a deep depression.

>>1259223
Jesus christ, what an awesome way to meet....

Seriously...

>>1259226
Lurking doesn't really mean anything now a days though.

>>1259184
>>1259226
That used to be true, when the response to stupidity was lurk more. Ever since it got changed to newfag, people don't lurk anymore.

>>1259215
Ok. I'll bite.

I'm also underaged. I regret coming to 4chan. My life has gone down the drain and the worse thing is that I don't feel like fixing it.

>>1259184

hello me

I wonder how many people have read this thread and jumped off a bridge so far.

>>1259228
I thought I was the only one.

>>1259222
This wouldn't work, I would start lying right at the start, if I even get myself to do that. I can't even look at people when I'm talking to them, and when I do have to talk I look for the right response to get rid of them as soon as possible.

>>1259223
Sorry. It's not you. I wish to meet the guy I had lost contact with.

>>1259245
Oh no, I make plenty of replies.

That was actually a decent thread though, it's worth it if it pushes pokeshit off the front page.

Sometimes I'm purposefully contrarian and pose as an anon calling the OP a 'fucking idiot' or something.

>>1259246
>This wouldn't work, I would start lying right at the start

What do you mean?

Just take this chance. I mean, it's your sis, it's not like she's going to say no or anything. At least you have one girl who cares about you.

>>1259244
We have a thread like this almost every night.

However, the ones on the weekdays are slightly better than the ones on weekends; however, it eventually turns into a bunch of assholes bitching how they think they have problems and some guys with no real problems want to hit on their sister or cousin.

>>1259244
Man, this level of ronrey is commonplace.

Now, 5 centimeters per second?
That's some heavy duty ronrey ordinance right there.

>>1259219
Don't do that. If no one responds it either means it was a shit thread or no one knows what you're talking about. Just wait a couple minutes and if no one responds make another thread on it a couple hours later.

>>1259240
Same here. I'm Zhevros btw. I guess it was more of a relief to find 4chan for me. Otherwise I would have just continued my mindless internet surfing, watching youtube videos or play warcraft 3. Although, I feel like shit now, it's better to be on 4chan than nowhere.

Okay, now I'm curious.
Rate your loneliness IRL on a scale 1-10 with 10 being SO RONERY ;_;. Then say on average how many posts you make on 4chan a day. I wonder if the lonely and socially inept compensate on 4chan OR if they are also withdrawn and lurk on 4chan as well.
I rate my roney at 3, and I post about 75 times a day, maybe 30-40 images. But I only really visit /jp/ and sometimes /a/ and /u/, but don't post there.

>>1259222
This seems like a great plan in theory, but I don't think I have the courage to pull it off. First off, I'm not even positive if shes interested in it, I just think she is. Secondly, I think I could recommend something she would like, but what if it turns out she doesn't I would feel like the biggest idiot, especially considering I was the one who suggested we watch. I just can't be myself around her, it doesn't help I'm attracted to her either.

I wanted to ask what triggered others in here to become NEETs for mutiple years, but it looks like this thread is already over.

>>1259258
Yeh. /jp/ feels like home.

I wake up, take a shower/bath, eat breakfast and go to college.

After I get back I eat dinner, fuck around intrawebz, browse /a/ and /jp/ for a bit and watch some animu. After I get bored with it, read a book or go for a walk.

In the evening, depending on what day it is, I go out with my friends or study.

TOP THAT YOU FUCKING WAPANESE SOCIAL OUTCASTS.

>>1259244
I feel like jumping off a bridge but I never actually took the time to learn to drive and--

>>1259246
We all do that. I can't stand making eye contact for whatever reason and 99% of people who have social anxiety do the same thing.

I also like to get out of conversations as soon as possible. Talking to people just feels uncomfortable and stressful. I like sitting in on conversations with small groups and occasionally chipping in with a funny line, but when it comes to 1-on-1 conversations I feel like I'm about to have a breakdown.

>>1259259
NO.

FUCK OFF.

Hi /jp/, I'm a another girl (not the one in this thread atm) and I've seen a lot of threads from some rather sad and depressed anonymous' today on here, this being the most recent. I think I should give you guys some advice, genuine advice that is (not the pseudo rubbish that some people spout).

Firstly, if you want to compete for my attention as a girl or any girl for that matter you have to shape up. Go to the gym, work out, build up muscle: Girls will instantly notice you.

Secondly, don't really let on that you're into video games or anime, we know there are plenty of socialable, hot guys on campus that are into that kind of thing - but hearing those two words leads a lot of us to believe that you may be *too* into video games and anime for your own good.

Thirdly, develop some confidence, if you want my attention, come up to me and try to chat me up, be confident about it, even be quite brash and somewhat arrogant if you want. We like a man who knows how to take control. What we don't like is shyness or introversion.

And finally, I can't emphasize this enough, don't breach intellectual topics. Talk about things like sports, trying to start a conversation about Plato or Aristotle just appears boring and pretentious, whatsmore, it gives us the impression your a bit.... well, for lack of a better term, loser-ish.

In general /jp/, and I know I'm going to be shitstormed, just act a bit more *normal*.

>>1259257
The thing is, after the responses are made, other anons jump in and start discussing, and the thread gets like 40+ replies.

>>1259244
Why would I want to go swimming? It's fucking cold outside.

>>1259267
Wow, your post was /completely/ foreshadowed by:
>>1259061

That's impressive.

>>1259260
Look, she doesn't have any inclination you are attracted to her anyway. Believe me on that. She has no idea, so to her your hesistant nature isn't so bad, it's just a sign of social anxiety in general. Just go for it. She'll probably view it as a good thing that you're reaching out to someone. By the way, seeing as you aren't a troll, I'm genuinely interested as to how you found you were attracted to her and what exactly it was about her you liked?

>>1259267
sup copypasta

>>1259267
>Secondly, don't really let on that you're into video games or anime,

Lie about yourself to make others like you, FUCK YEAH

>>1259267
3D is pig disgusting

>>1259259
8.

I still talk to my brother sometimes.

* Wake up at 7:30
* Walk to school at 7:45
* Arrive five minutes late
* Work on art project during AP History
* Work on art project during Algebra II
* Play Havest Moon: Island of Happiness during break
* Work on art project during AP Literature
* ART CLASS FUCK YEAH
* Play Havest Moon: Island of Happiness during lunch (I'm going after Pierre, by the way)
* Doodle funny animals on my composition book during Japanese III and suddenly feel inexorable pangs of guilt, self-hate, anger and loneliness when the thought "this is my fursona" pops into my head while drawing a quadruple-amputee, one-eyed rabbit girl
* Make campfires with the Bunsen burner on my desk with toothpicks in Chemistry
* Walk home
* Internet
* Dinner
* Shower

>trying to start a conversation about Plato or Aristotle just appears boring and pretentious

FUCK, my brilliant plan to meet women when I turn 21 in a year was to go up to them in bars and ask them what they though of the human condition.


Wait no, that was a terrible plan.

>>1259204
Really? Show me something more heart-breaking, please. I don't come to this board often; I'm curious.

>>1259261
My family and everyone around me since I was a kid either looks down on me or treats me like shit. a combination of bullying, laziness, and social anxiety brought me here.

>>1259282
>* Contemplate how lonely and unhappy I am as I fall asleep, talk to my Kenny (from South Park) body pillow about my innermost feelings, share my secrets with him, and pretend he is my boyfriend

God damn it that's sad.

But it feels good to cry I guess, most of the time at least, it's cathartic in a way. Do your parents know you're gay? Or your friends?

>>1259267

I like how this copypasta predicates its premise on the idea that having a girlfriend is desirable in and of itself, which it really isn't.

>>1259282
Fucking furfag.

>>1259277
Talked about this in /a/ like a week ago. When I got into high school (I was more of a normalfag back then), I noticed our social circles overlapped and we shared common friends. That's when I started to suspect she was interested in anime and other "geeky" things. (Turns out she's at least interested in computers and video games, bought a Wii, ect). i'm not really sure what brought it on, but I viewed her more as a friend than a sister. That just slowly evolved I guess.

>>1259282
Clever.
Somewhere along the line you tipped your hand though; tone it down a bit.

Otherwise, tip-top work 6/10

Does anyone else hate it how, in a class or whatever, when someone really attractive cracks a joke it's 'funnyness factor' is inflated by 10 because the guy is attractive?

>>1259267
>>1259282
aaaaaaaaaaand here come to women to ruin the thread, right on time as always.

Wake up
Decide if I'll go back to sleep
If no:
- PC
- Dinner
- Bed
If yes:
- Sleep
- Wake up for dinner
- PC
- Bed

>>1259259
I'd say about 4/10. I want a loli daughter, but I know it's most likely never going to happen.

I've never counted my posts before, but I spend about 5 hours a day on average here. I only post images when relevant or when making my usual 3-5 threads a day. I like to make loli threads.

I only post here for the most part, but I like to visit /mu/, /x/, and /u/ as well. I've never posted in /u/, I just fap there.

>>1259259
1

Being alone is great. I'll die before I become bored of it.

>>1259297
I really feel for you, because that sounds like a 1 in a million case, but I can kind of understand falling in love with a sister regardless of the tiny odds. Just try your best to get closer to her.

>>1259287
I'm afraid I don't have any of them saved, but there are loads and loads of similar pictures out on the interbutts.

>>1259288
>>1259259 here.

8-9 for me.

>>1259299
I hate when people laugh at everything I say.

>>1259259

ronery 4, I post about 10 a day and sometimes I'll just dump my whole folder in a thread in /jp/,/c/ or /a/

>>1259315
Are you attractive?

I wish to be the loli sister.

Ugly women will never be happy.
Ugly men can still be desired by women for a variety of reasons since physical appearance is only one of many things that dictate whether a man is attractive.
Ugly women can never be attractive, only beauty matters for a woman and they will never have that.
Beauty and the Beast not Manatee and the Prince.

>>1259310
I know I'm never going to be able to share my feelings, but I just wish we could be closer. For the past 1-1.5 years, I've been pretty withdrawn, she doesn't even know me. We haven't hugged in months

;_;

I fucking hate what these thread degrade into to.

I fucking hate the most of you.

5. I spend 6 hours in my fantasy world with my imaginary girldfriend.

This is one of worst threads in history.

>>1259329
This is what women really believe.

>>1259296
I know, it sickens me. I've only recently become interested in the stuff, as I figured that since I've been hating furries for years, I'd best be educated and find out exactly what it is I'm hating. And to my horror and disgust, I actually kind of sort of like some of the stuff. Most of it is really poorly drawn dodge-and-burn sparlkly anime garbage, but I have a thing for quadruple-amputees no matter what their species is. Being a closet furry only made my depression worse. I hate myself, I am a cancer to the Internet and society.

>>1259290
Nope, I'm not gay. I might be bisexual, but I'm still kind of confused about my sexuality. When it comes to anime I generally prefer lolis, but as far as real people go I'm only interested in men.

>>1259331
Also, so fucking pissed I saged an auto-saged thread.

>>1259329
Yeh who cares? Really? I think that stuff about ugly men getting girls is bullshit if you have a 'great personality'. Same goes for girls, we're both in the same boat.

>>1259336
I'm not a woman. I'm a man laughing at how sad and pathetic women's lives are.

>>1259331
But you love me, right?

>>1259339
THERE'S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS SEXUALITY.

Why can't people understand that?

>>1259330
>but I just wish we could be closer.

Then GO FOR IT.

She probably worries about you, you know.

She may seem happy with her friends, laughing and joking when about to go out for the evening.

But she still holds a special place in her heart for you, she definately cares about you, that much is evident.

>>1259343
Too cynical to like anyone.

>>1259184
Here again. Breaking the 4th wall on 4chan is always interesting.
Dozens of anonymous actors unsure of who each other are bumping into each other while an audience of just as many if not more are watching, unsure if they're the only one not left out of participating.
No one knows if this thread is 10 people with 10 lurkers or if it has been 70 people with 1000 lurkers.
4chan is truly an experience.

>>1259299
I hate it, but also I think it has something to do with my sense of humor. I'll be in class and pretty much everyone will laugh at a joke that I don't find funny at all and it happens far too often. The few times I do laugh it'll be just me or maybe two other people out of the average of 30 in the room.

>>1259347

>>1259342
Our lives are sad and pathetic too.

Haven't you realised most 'ronery women' have boyfriends? Terminal single-ness is an affliction only men suffer from.

>>1259353
I actually am as close you can be to a real life tsundere.

Hell, I'm also yandere and even have someone that can account for it.

>>1259346
I literally came to tears from reading this. Thank you anon, I'll do my best

>>1259363
>Hell, I'm also yandere and even have someone that can account for it.

who?

>>1259363
My own clone, just admit you love me.

>>1259354
Why would I want to be with an ugly stupid unattractive woman? Being single is not a bad thing compared to the alternative that women degrade themselves to in futile attempts at giving themselves happiness because they're too weak and pathetic to stand being alone.

>>1259365
It was my pleasure.

>>1259365
>>1259346
I just went out to get some food, and she left me some cake she baked with her friends tonight. I started crying again

>>1259375

Yeh but look at how many 'nerdy women' go out to clubs and shit like that and do far better than we do. The truth is, women can't be introverted. At least according to my own rough anecdotal experiences. I think introversion is as a result of external pressure on a woman, whereas with a man it's innate.

>>1259384
She totally wants you to do her.

>>1259384
Wow. You're luckier than you know my friend, luckier than me anyway. A sister that bakes cakes for her shut-in brother. I would have given anything for that kind of thing.

There are a lot of sweet girls still out there. There really are.

>>1259368
He actually comes to /jp/ a lot and many of you probably know him.

I eventually became cynical of him like anyone else, but I kept latching on to him because he seemed to be the closest I could get to a friend or something more; I kept suggestion for us to meet (since we didn't live THAT far apart), but I told me self that I would harm and/or kill him if we ever met (for reason I'm not sure why anymore). We never did meet, and I did tell twice about my plan (once as a general desire and another flat out).

Also, I planned to choke him to death.

>>1259394

you just made me SO hard

>>1259388
An ugly boyfriend that cheats on them openly and treats them like shit because they're a disgusting fat whale who let's people walk all over them in pathetic desperation for that fleeting moment of human warmth is not "doing better than we do."

>>1259402
Yeh but let's be honest here, I wouldn't mind a girlfriend.

It's just the fact that we're below THOSE guys even that irks me a little. Having no confidence is worse than being a fucking leper.

>>1259394
>many of you probably know him.

Who is he?

>>1259394
I live in the Netherlands, you can come choke me to death if you want. On a side note this reminds me of the time when I had a fight with my 7 year older sister. I was taking the piss out of her new boyfriend and she threw her cup of coffee at me, which was still full. After that I broke her leg with a bat.

>>1259409
That's sweet of you.

Seriously, I smiled and have a nice, warm little feeling go through my body.

It's like having a friend.

I want a girlfriend who treats me like shit and makes me lick her feet. ;_;

>>1259299
Welcome to junior high.

While we are on the subject, anyone every attempted killing themselves? I've always thought about it but I don't have anyway do it because I don't have a gun or anything. I wouldn't cut myself or hit myself with a hammer, so I basically just cry all the time.

>>1259417

You can't be that lonely if you are a girl. Stop this charade.

>>1259420
I want that, but I also want her to force me into drag and diapers and shit and have me walk outside - while latching onto her arm, pretending she's my big sister.

>>1259409
How do you take piss out of someone?
Why does she have a boyfriend at 7?
Why is she drinking coffee at 7?

Your story makes no sense.

How different this new age of 4chan is than the old.

What are you fags going on about? Cynical, sarcastic jerks do very well in real life. The problem with /jp/sies isn't that they're cynical, but that even if they get their basic social mores down, they're too honest to play the game. You don't get girls by caring for them or loving them or being a nice person. You get girls by sending mixed messages of attraction and disdain while keeping a confident, forceful persona. The moment you're honest and put yourself within their reach, they'll start looking for another asshole that knows the game as well as you do. This is what many people in /jp/ don't understand when they say that they would kill to be good with women; the people who are good with women are just as ronery and alienated as you are.

Having ventured outside my shell and confronted the experiences that lie there, I can say that it is no different. Although the people outside claim otherwise, they are just as you are: dreaming, contemplating the past and hoping for the future, but never engaged in the realities of the present. However, there is one key difference: instead of projecting their dreams onto the two dimensional concepts we immediately recognize as unreal, they instead project onto those around them, giving them the same attributes that one of us would give an anime character without recognizing its falseness.

>>1259417
We could make it happen.

They may see themselves in a constant battle to control themselves, their bodies as coursing waters and their souls as dreams and vapors. But they see everyone around them as the opposite: resolute, self-conscious, idealistic, essentially archetypes in a novel in which they are the protagonist. They constantly strive to develop companionship with these characters, and as they struggle, they pick up the tools that they must use to socialize. Yet as they pick up these tools, which are based on experience, their fantasies crumble, and the moment their goals are attainable, they realize that the people they thought they loved were as weak as they were, merely waves in the tides of fate.

/jp/, we are all doomed to solitude. Be glad you realized it sooner.

>>1259424
I have; I locked myself in the bathroom, sealed all the vents/crack, lit some charcoals and took about 50 sleeping pills.

Within a couple of minutes thought, I rushed out of the room, put out the fire and aired the bathroom out, and forced myself to throw up the pills. (I got a good number of them out, but the others in me left me all trippy and lost.)

>>1259430

If I may interject here.

As I have explained in previous posts when using my tripcode.

Women like confidence because it alleviates responsibility from their shoulders.

That's the reason for the female like of confidence.

For example, you ask a woman where she wants to go to a restaurant, she replies:

"Anywhere, you decide."

I hate that. They love behaving like this, I fucking hate it.

>>1259425
>>1259433
I'm male you know.

>>1259427
>How do you take piss out of someone?
I made fun of his appearance, lack of intelligence and called him a subhuman.
>Why does she have a boyfriend at 7?
She's 7 years older than me.

The one good thing I can say about my life is that I still have a sense of humor. Although broken and shattered, It's still there. In real life, I laugh my ass off at other people in awkward social situations. And on the internet, I laugh my ass of when I see a good troll on 4chan.

>>1259446
Well damn, we'll just have to deal with that then.

>>1259450
>Although broken and shattered, It's still there.

A-fucking-men.

Especially in regards to good trolls.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.

>>1259442
Smooth.

People who actually attempt suicide deserve no pity. Stop watching teen dramas and read less emo crap on crappy websites.

>>1259449

Was he a subhuman?

Did he lack intelligence?

>>1259453
Stop acting like that means anything and treat me like shit.

>>1259424
I rented a boat with the express purpose of killing myself but then I started having fun.

>>1259449
Yeah, I noticed the mistake but didn't feel like deleting my post.

Anyways, you people in Netherland talk funny. I've never heard of taking the piss out of someone.

>>1259460
I don't watch TV and I don't do any of that stuff.

Besides, if it was a generic teen suicide, wouldn't I just slit my wrist or something?

>>1259467
>taking the piss

It's a british term. Means 'making fun of' effectively.

>>1259464
FINE, BE LIKE THAT

One thing I don't get about emos.

Most of them have girlfriends and shit, why are they so depressed?

Same with scenewhores, they all have boyfriends, go out to gigs and stuff.

>>1259474
Did you misunderstand, I want you (or anybody); just once. ;_;

>>1259443
Athens, why the fuck did you stop using your trip?

>>1259476
I just want to be special by conforming myself to a group.

>>1259471
You probably got the idea from one those those sites like on Paranoia Agent.

I'm sure the idea of carbon monoxide poisoning didn't just come to you in a spark of genius.

>>1259476
Having a boyfriend or girlfriend does not make you happy. Your life is not going to suddenly become better when you have another person, in fact, it's very likely it will get worse.

>>1259480
I still use it occasionally, not on here though, it just creates drama.

>>1259487
I don't go to those sites.

I think the idea sparked from those detergent threads.

>>1259480
I second this question. I miss you.

>>1259491

Yeh, but they have less right to complain than we do.

>>1259424
Yes. But I didn't have enough pills to do it so I thought I could try with what I had. Instead I was knocked out for a few days.

>>1259479
Do you really?

>>1259501
Yes; I really need someone. ;__;

>>1259494

See

>>1259492

Maybe I'll put it back on in a few months.

>>1259505
B-but what if you kill me?

>>1259505
If I needed someone
You're the one I'll be thinking of
If I needed someone

>>1259500
I've done drugs before, and they can be fun. But I wouldn't want to die that way. I wouldn't want to die in an alternate state of mind.

I heard that the best way to kill yourself is to inhale water. It's supposed to fuck up your lungs or something. It isn't painful, but it doesn't seem dramatic enough to kill myself in that way.

>>1259526
It isn't painful? What the fuck? It's excruciating.

>>1259526
PROTIP

DROWNING IS ONE OF THE MOST PAINFUL WAYS TO DIE.

>>1259519
>>1259521
Depends how much I like you.

Here's an throwaway email just in case.

;_;

>>1259526
I have never done drugs before. I really need to lurk the fuck more and find some drug dealers.

>>1259533
Once you get past the choking part, there's no more pain.

On another thought, what did you think about while you waited for death?

>>1259542
Don't tell me I have to download that Google Chat thing now. ;_;

>>1259543
If you don't know any drug dealers, you can just steal pills or cough syrup from the store.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4JL_Nx6Kdg&feature=related

Does anyone else like this song from FF7? It's one of my favourites from the OST.

Well, goodnight. This thread was good while it lasted.

>>1259542
Are you fucking serious? Do you really want to be my friend?

>>1259545
..Yeah, and the choking part lasts for at least 5 minutes, and is some of the worst pain you can experience.

FOR 5 MINUTES, OR MORE.

>>1259545
I wanted my mind to be blank, but a influx of random thoughts filled my head, most of which were jumbled at the time and forgotten.

It was sort of a mixture of adrenaline, thoughts/wants of the afterlife, and what exactly you're leaving behind (as a death statement, who/what you're affecting, and what you'll probably not have).

>>1259554
Hell no (I don't use any IM).

Just email me or something.

>>1259575
Yeah I'm kinda one of those people that only checks their email when they have to click a registration link.