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Happy Columbus Day /jp/!

>> No.12586410

What is the Japanese equivalent of Gabagool?

>> No.12586411
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>> No.12586439

>>12586411
creepy

>> No.12586623
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>>12586397
Where I live, we changed it to "indigenous people's day" because apparently Columbus didn't really "discover" the Americas if people lived here already. What the fugg.

>> No.12586738

>>12586623
We have Native American's Day in SD. Strange because I rarely see the rezmonkeys doing anything but stumbling around drunk in walmart, and they can't discover their penis in their pants, let alone a continent.

>> No.12586740

>>12586623
That doesn't make much sense.

>> No.12586826

>>12586623
How do you not understand that logic? You can't "discover" something if a shitload of people beat you to it thousands of years beforehand. It'd be like me announcing to the world today that I discovered that the Earth circles the Sun. I think you're being obtuse, anon. You can't possibly be this stupid.

>> No.12586854

>>12586826
Columbus' discovery is something different than a mere land discovery, if it wasn't for him maybe we would still think the Earth was flat and travel by horse. It's more like a discovery of human potentials. Look at Africa, nobody really gave a shit until recently and they're still at the stone age because they didn't give a crap about expanding their human horizons.

>> No.12586945

>>12586854
Not only was it known that the earth is a sphere but even the approximate circumfrence of the earth had been calculated by around 300 BC. You are some kind of retarded.

>> No.12587193

People don't celebrate the Nazis on V Day why would you celebrate the Indians?

>> No.12587216

It's really fucking gross how ~"White Allies~" think they're being subversive and getting ally points by pointing out that Columbus didn't actually discover jack shit (yes we knew this a long time ago, yr a great ally for doing this, want a cookie?), but then laugh and even defend the garbage "satire" that comes from South Park or Family Guy that targets PoCs and WoCs. It's seriously super shitty to see a fellow PoC being internalized by this total white dudebro behavior

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Shut the fuck up and post the Captain.

>> No.12587437

>>12586945
I know that, but that shit got lost (just look at the town layouts, they had fucking potable water, sewers and other shit that got only retaken after 1700) with that crappy medieval era. And don't tell me about what beautiful poets we had because I don't like them.

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>>12587216
...deal with it nerd?

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>>12587321
Why is the Captain the best 2hu to fap to. I was going to not fap at all this month, but the Captain's lewd homing waves are too powerful

no man can resist the captain's charm. The captain is the only 2hu that erodes your will and forces you to succumb to your desires

>> No.12587495

>>12587216
This had fucking better be bait.

>> No.12587503

>>12586623
Reminder that if it wasn't for Colombus you'd be a redskin fucking some buffalo right now.

>> No.12587508

>>12587216
The real problem is, were there ghosts in Thanksgiving day? Yes or no?

But wait.
Colombus... Ship... Ship.. Murasa... Murasa... Ghost. Maybe we have the answer guys.

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>>12587508
Murasa did Roanoke. Greenpilled as fuck rite now

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>> No.12587549

>>12587540
Is that chihiro art? cool

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>> No.12587563

>>12587555
The worst part of having sex with Murasa is the drowning. The best part of having sex with Murasa is having sex with Murasa

I'd say it's a pretty sweet deal

>> No.12587584

>>12586623
Do you live in the Seattle area, by any chance?

I do.

>> No.12587592

>>12587437
>but that shit got lost

No it didn't. People knew that the earth was a sphere through the middle ages all the way until the day Columbus set sail.

>> No.12587595

>>12587563
I've got a drowning fetish, and I gotta say the fandom utilization of Murasa is really frustrating.

>> No.12587599

>>12587592
Pillars of Hercules

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>>12587563

What a way to go.

>> No.12588264

Is mura a siren?

>> No.12588465

Don't sink it.

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>>12587584
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!

>> No.12588636

It's beyond my control.

>> No.12589366

>>12588593
I'd ask if you wanted to hang out, except that /jp/ meetups are verboten.
For good reason.

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>>12588636
Don't remind me

>> No.12589423

FUCKING MURASA IF I SEE DEEP VORTEX AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL EVERYONE IN THE MALL RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHHHH

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>>12589366
>/jp/ meetups are verboten.
>For good reason.

I wish I knew that before my first and only meet-up.

>> No.12589476

>>12589418
2late

>> No.12589682

Too bad the real Columbus was something of a scumbag and the Vikings already beat him to America centuries before.

>> No.12589683

>>12589682
Here comes the party popper!

>> No.12589804

>>12589682
>Too bad the real Columbus was something of a scumbag

Source: my ass!

Also even if Vikings got there they didn't do anything significant, meanwhile that guy changed the flow of history.

>> No.12590245

>>12589366
Besides, I'm at University now, and I don't have a car.

>> No.12590378

>>12586397
Who drew this? I really like their style.

>> No.12590388

>>12589804
He was a scumbag though. He basically massacred the natives. Come on Anon, they taught us this in high school.

>> No.12591188

Columbus was such a scumbag that he even makes Scumbag Steve look like Good Guy Greg in comparison.

>> No.12591241

>>12590388
Did they also teach you that pretty much all of it was lies made up by a guy who wanted his position as viceroy?

>> No.12591244

>>12590388
That wasn't Colombus, that was the crew that came later after his discovery, he even got butthurt about it.

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>>12589423
>FUCKING MURASA IF I SEE DEEP VORTEX AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL EVERYONE IN THE MALL RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHHHH
But anon, Deep Sea Vortex likes you.

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As far as water youkai go, i'd prefer meeting Wakasagihime then meeting Nitori or Minamitsu. IMeeting Waka will not end with your drowning or Kappas sucking your soul out of your ass.

>> No.12591359

Damn Colombus to hell. He genocided almost all of my ancestors, and destroyed their culture of pacifism and taking it easy.

>> No.12591420

>>12591300
Murasa hangin out with the polar bears

>> No.12591505

>>12591317
She's one of the dumbest 2hus. She has spent her entire life in a lake. She is fascinated with rocks. There is no reason to meet her unless you really want mermaid paizuri.

>> No.12591613

>>12591317
I'd rather meet Nitori. We could be gigantic assholes together.

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