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Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
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>> No.12580383

Thanks OP. Did we even make it to image limit last thread? Holy shit.

>> No.12580384

First for Dire Wolfu being best waifu

>> No.12580385

I want to bully that monster until she cries

>> No.12580391

Kinda ironic that the thread got deleted right before an impending shitstorm. I like it.

>> No.12580394

Jinkos are the best!

Also, we didn't reach the image limit

3367/291/10

>> No.12580395

>>12580384

Dire Wolf is a shit because they offer nothing more than being taller Werewolves.

>> No.12580398
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What IS this cat's problem?

>> No.12580403

>>12580398
Crack cocaine

>> No.12580406

>>12580398
catnip

>> No.12580409 [DELETED] 

>>12580369
>>12580363
I'll come back when this blows over.

>> No.12580411

>>12580394
Holy shit that's nuts. First time that's even happened since we've been here.

>> No.12580412

>>12580398
DRUGS SON

>> No.12580413

Dick. The. Daughteru.

>> No.12580414

>>12580395
>implying that isn't an improvement

>> No.12580416 [DELETED] 

>>12580409
Why are you still here?
You failed. Game over.

>> No.12580418

>>12580414

They'd be Wargs than anything else instead of Dire Wolves.

But Bob is too much of a faggot to actually admit that fact and proceeds to use Zoe/BBW.

>> No.12580419

>>12580413
No. Fuck. You.

>> No.12580429

In the previous thread:

Backscratching and dick-biting
/mgt/ diversity, and dixie accents
Jinkos teach the meaning of the phrase "chuff love"
Undead dragons, and dragon onahole mechanics
BULLYING
/mgt/ thinks up a MG fighting game. Which isn't Skullgirls
Moth-chan is eternal
Channel-surfing on MGC TV
.less draws maid Hathor
Charon is still being abused
Backwood swamp Monstergirls
More in the life of the Male Teacher
The dreaded Wererabbit of Caerbannog
CRYING
Dark Priestess discussion
Arguing about the temporal physics of porn
Monstergirls piloting mechs, and Gundam stuff
12Beast Chapter 9 is posted on /a/
Homeless Apophis dreams of a better life
LEGO Anubis bullying. All she wanted to do was build a life with you
LEGO Anubis NEET is given a Humanboy by her mother
The morality and philosophy of having children
Mindbroken Anon has an interesting night without his Manticore mistress

Unfulfilled ideas:
http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x

Did I miss an idea? Go ahead and post it. Ideas that have been recurring for a while, or requested by many others beside just yourself are preferred, just to keep the list from becoming too long.

Boy, did I fuck that one up.

>> No.12580431

>>12580418
>Bringing up random Bob hate
Bollocks pls

>> No.12580433

>>12580384
Do you like being a MG's bitchboy that much?

>> No.12580436
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>>12580398
Lilim thread? Lilim Thread.

>> No.12580437

>>12580429

>The Dreaded Wererabbit of Caerbannog

Remind me to never think of stupid MG shit while drunk.

>> No.12580438

>>12580429
Thanks, RecapAnon. Stay based.

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12580441

Reposting from the other thread.
I am so sorry for fucking up the OP..

>>12580257
>You later wake up and you can't really tell where you are
>You then see your friend sitting beside you
>You ask if he knows where you are and how you got here
>He says that you are just around the block from that dread awful bar
>He tells you, after you blacked out and the Warerabbit was busy with you, he managed to find a bottle and smash that bitch head in
>She then passed out and he managed to get the key and drag you out, the Waresheep outside helped him
>A: "Might I ask what bottle you used?!
>F1: "Some bottle of Jäger" he says with a grin
>You both laugh and walk away
>As you and your friend walks away, you see that the sun is starting to come up
>And then you you see the Waresheep looking at you with a angry grin

>> No.12580442

>>12580436
Lilim is unattractive

>> No.12580443
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>>12580433
>choosing to not be the alpha in the relationship
>wow Anon, you're such a MG's bitch
Okay

>> No.12580446

>>12580433
>Thinks that being a 'man' is all about being a dom

I bet you wouldn't even let her throat-fuck you with her massive tongue or engage in any buttplay.

>> No.12580447

>>12580437
But the best MG stories comes from when you're drunk.
I was actually drunk when I came up with the story.

>> No.12580448

>>12580442
Says you.

>> No.12580450

>>12580441
>>12580369

I forgot to add this link:

http://pastebin.com/5HQ0qinu

Handy guide for making new OPs

Thanks LDR

>> No.12580451

>>12580446
I suppose
it's not gay if she does it with a touge

>> No.12580453

according to the statics, the next 16 posts will be about bitching over bitchboys

>> No.12580456

>>12580431

>Only Bollocks hates Bob

Top kek.

>> No.12580457

>>12580446
>throat-fuck you with her massive tongue

please stop giving me impossible fetishes

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Are there any comfy NEET monsters girls?

>> No.12580459

>>12580453
>statics
do you mean statistics?

>> No.12580460

>>12580429
I wonder who a good artist would be for that Apophis-Wight idea...

.less, maybe? He seems to be able to draw both pretty well.

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>>12580436

>> No.12580462

>>12580446
What is it with wolfgirls and throat fucking everyone?

Not even that, they tongue rape every orifice they can penetrate.

>> No.12580463

>>12580453
what's wrong with being a bitchboy?

>> No.12580464 [DELETED] 

>>12580458

There was that NEET gazer or something, no?

>> No.12580465 [SPOILER] 
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This needs to be in every thread

>> No.12580466

>>12580429
Don't forget that the LEGO Anubis NEET is near-CC-tier.

>> No.12580467

>>12580413
>>12580419
http://youtu.be/BEC0hkrHAY0?t=22m3s
Replace with this argument.

>> No.12580469
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12580469

So /mgt/, when it comes to MG's, do you prefer natural or unnatural skin tones? I've always been more partial to blues and greens, but chocolate or tanned is always good too

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>>12580458

>> No.12580470 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>>12580436

>> No.12580471

>>12580462
>they tongue rape every orifice they can penetrate

I'm scared, and also aroused

>> No.12580473

>>12580459
I hate auto spell check sometimes

>> No.12580474

>>12580465
>Pale Hathor
Inferior version.

>> No.12580475

>>12580456
Bollocks is known for randomly bringing up bob almost as well as he is for procrastinating his writing.

>> No.12580477

>>12580446
And this is why we hate you people. I'm sure not all of you are fags, but enough of you are.

>> No.12580478

>>12580436
I'm more interested in her cat

>> No.12580481

>>12580466
>Near-Christmas Cake
She's 30 years old Anon

That's definitely Christmas Cake

>> No.12580482

>>12580469
>Implying blue and green are not natural skin-tones for Oni

>> No.12580483

>>12580441
RUN AWAY

>> No.12580484

>tfw no Charon to cuddle with
>tfw she won't tell you dumb puns you'll try not to laugh at
>tfw she won't whisper lewd puns to you

;_;

>> No.12580486

>>12580469
Jesus this artist draws such great potential rapists

>not wanting to be claimed and ravaged by the red oni

>> No.12580488

>>12580469
it depends on the MG doesn't it, an oni that isn't red, a Soraka that isn't blue, a dark elf that isn't dark , well it is just WRONG!

>> No.12580492

>>12580466
>>12580481
Wait, is this the Anubis from that guy's story a few days ago? I don't remember her being CC-tier.

>> No.12580496

>>12580481
I'm pretty sure her stated age was 27, actually.

>> No.12580495

>>12580477
I believe you should be willing to try all sorts of flavors in life.

>> No.12580497

>>12580419
It sounds standoffish because of the periods. I was mad because I had already made the call in the other thread. You don't have to dick her if you don't want to, but I'll not stand idly by as you or some other faggot tells anon that they can't dick their daughters.

I am Anonymous, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to give the D to his own flesh and blood.? 'No!' says the man in the home, 'It belongs to a stranger.' 'No!' says the man in Sabbath, 'It belongs to the lolis.' 'No!' says the man in Lecastie, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... The Mamono Realm, a place where the dicker would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your balls, The Mamono Realm can become your home as well.

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>>12580458
Many MGs meet that archetype.

>> No.12580500

>>12580483
The story time is over, Anon and his friend probably won't live happily ever after, but at least until the end of the week.
Yes, I got the joke

>> No.12580502

>>12580492
No, that Anubis was a teen, pretty sure. And the girl of my dreams.

This Anubis was a 27-year-old NEET, and the story was written out just this morning.

>> No.12580503

>>12580495
Same thing a futafag would say.

>> No.12580504

For the record, there are now 2 different Abnubis stories, 1 was the heartwarming sex story with the guy and his anubis gf, the other a parody of an anubis neet

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>> No.12580507

>>12580497
10/10 Pasta, wonderful seasoning, would eat again.

>> No.12580508

>>12580497
Honestly dick whatever you want.

I just wouldn't dick my daughteru

>> No.12580509

>>12580505
spoiler that shit, dumbass

>> No.12580510

>>12580504
Abnubis
wtf spellchecker

>> No.12580511

>>12580505
>>12580470
Blue board dumbass.

>> No.12580512

>>12580484

They'd just fall on death ears anyway.

>> No.12580514

>>12580510
>Abnubis
We now need a story about a /fit/ Anubis who hangs out at the gym, seducing men with her perfect abs.

>> No.12580515

>>12580505
Use imgur mang.

>> No.12580516

>>12580505
>>12580465
Who's the artist?

>> No.12580517

>>12580469
Don't give a shit.

>>12580470
Nice.

>> No.12580519

>>12580502
Ah, okay. I do remember the story Anubis being, what, around late teenage years? I got that kind of feel from it.

>> No.12580520

>>12580516
marin

>> No.12580521

>>12580503
Wow Anon, you really showed me with that ad hominem via association fallacy

>> No.12580522

>>12580502
An initial greentext said >>12578816, though later people seemed to change it a bit, including making her not have a child so her mom would want grandchildren, and made her 30.
>>12578856
>>12578972

>> No.12580526

>>12580520
thanks

>> No.12580522,1 [INTERNAL] 

MNOSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12580527

>>12580514
her prefect ass Fixed that for you

>> No.12580528

>>12580457
Give in to her. Let her tongue deep into your throat and ass, once she's helped you clean out.

Her very muscular tongue is capable of applying pressure to all the right places.

>>12580471
That's why they're so great. So many things they want to do to you.

>> No.12580533

>>12580522
Ah, okay then.
Full CC-Tier it is, thanks for confirmation.

>> No.12580534

>>12580528
shit I have no gag reflex so it would be possible for me

>> No.12580535

>>12580528
>Literal shit eater
Just get an akame wife.

>> No.12580536

>>12580528
I need x ray art of a dakini-tier tongue violating someones throat far too deep.

>> No.12580539

>>12580528
I can understand the butt since theres the prostate but what does tonguing the throat accomplish?

>> No.12580540
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ONI STRONK

>> No.12580542

>>12580535
>she'll give you anal via her tongue, but only after she's helped you clean free of shit
>ah gross man, that's eating shit

>> No.12580544 [DELETED] 

>>12580505
Do you want us to get nuked? Delete and spoiler next time.

>> No.12580545

>>12580540
all he has to do is throw beans at her.

>> No.12580546

>>12580542
You can't possibly get it all out so yes she eats shit.

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>>12580540
Non.

>> No.12580551

>>12580535
>once she's helped you clean out
She's no shit eater, anon. She'll make sure to install one of those water tubes in the bathroom so you can both get squeaky clean for assplay.

>>12580536
That'd be nice.

>>12580539
She likes to get off on the feeling of dominance. The question is would it be a psychological high for you to let her probe you like that?

One thing I've noticed about anons in these threads is that they're very fixated on the physical pleasures of sex - orgasms and the like. They seem to miss the mental high that comes with a lot of scenarios and situations.

>> No.12580554

>>12580508
And yet you would forbid others from doing it if they wished. You CANNOT tell me, on anyone, where we can or can't stick our dicks in.

>> No.12580555

>>12580546
Anon, do you expect her to go all the way up your anal cavity? Unless you're really fucking loose and you really wanted wanted to she'd probably not be able to nor want to do it.

>> No.12580556

>>12580551
>>12580546

>> No.12580558
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>>12580548
ONI STRONK

>> No.12580561

>>12580555
The way you guys are talking about it that's exactly what she would do.

>> No.12580562

>>12580546
The prostate is roughly 3-4" in, so that's as deep as she would need to go. It's entirely possible to clean out that depth since it's before the first major bend of the colon.

>> No.12580563

>>12580558
Onis are creepy clothe sniffers!

>> No.12580564

>>12580558
We get your point. Now enough of that.

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>>12580540
make sure to discipline your yuugi before she does anything crazy

>> No.12580568

>>12580563
Stop leaving your dirty laundry out in the open you slut!

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I want to snuggle in bed with a NEET Monstergirl while drinking hot cocoa until mid afternoon when we both get out of bed to make a very late breakfast then go back to bed to spend the rest of the day lazily shitposting from our phones. No sex.

>> No.12580569

>>12580562
>>12580561
Personally I want to be lightly asphyxiated from a good tongue fucking moreso than prostate stim.

Both are okay though.

>> No.12580573

>>12580561
It'd involve more work to keep things clean that deep, but it's not impossible. I imagine having her 8" tongue that deep would feel amazing. Especially when she starts pumping it in and out, pressing hard against your prostate the entire time.

>>12580569
That's fine too. What other perverted things do you want to do with a dire wolf?

>> No.12580574

>>12580569
Be careful anon, they're gonna call you a faggot for not a thick object up your ass and try to force their fetish on you like they always do.

>> No.12580575

>>12580446
>>12580495
>>12580521
Fuck. Off. bob.

>> No.12580576

>>12580568
It's either give her my sweaty, smelly clothes or have her rip my boxers off my body!

>> No.12580578

>>12580551
Getting licked makes me uncomfortable. She wouldn't do that unless you were cool with it, right?

>> No.12580580

>>12580578
even if it small gentle licks on your neck?

>> No.12580581

>>12580573
I literally see no difference between you and the futafags. You are literally talking about an 8 inch thick object going into your ass almost forcibly, and you are literally pushing this on anybody who says they don't like it. Please show me how you are possibly different from them so I can actually distinguish between you.

>> No.12580584

The scene starts out in a dimly lit dungeon environment , along the walls are several instruments of torture and candle holders, in the middle of the room is a table where strapped down is a beefy orc male wearing nothing but a loin cloth that has a rather large bulge under it..
The scene pans slowly to the side and you hear a woman's voice giggling .
Coming into view is this attractice blonde knife eared elf woman who maybe stands 5 feet tall, holding in her hands a huge bullwip, she slowly starts tracing her fingers along the ork's leg up towards the loincloth

She the says "You have been a very baaaad boy, haven't you........

<She stares at you, changes the channel and asks in a dry voice "When did you get a porno channel?">

>> No.12580585

>>12580569
>>12580573
D-do you think she likes french kissing?

>> No.12580586

>>12580574
But he is.

>> No.12580587

>>12580581
that is most definitely Bob, so you already know it's a futafag

>> No.12580590

>>12580584
>orc male

ya dun goof'd

>> No.12580593

>>12580578
According to them you do like it you just don't know it, but don't worry she'll help you gain a new fetish even if you are 100% apposed to it. Solution is to not have a shit tier waifu like these people.
>>12580586
My fucking point exactly.
>>12580587
I honestly don't know if he is or not but the more they push this shit the more I think they are, one of them being bob others just going along with it for whatever reasons.

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A cuddly jinko to gentle lick my cheeks and hug me afterwards.

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you guys literally just talk about fetishes all the time what the fuck are you some kinds of sex freaks

>> No.12580597

>>12580563
>Implying you wouldn't get off to the sight of her masturbating while holding your smelly, sweaty (And possibly other fluids too) boxers up to her nose.

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WiP

>> No.12580600

>>12580584
>orc male
I thought you guys were better than this.

>> No.12580601 [DELETED] 

>>12580458
>>12580570
You seem lost friend. The board you want is >>>/an/ Happy trails.

>> No.12580602

This direwolf female is becoming more futa than futa, men wanting to be penetrated be it male or female are still homosexual, no matter how you put a spin on it

>> No.12580606 [DELETED] 

>>12580595
This is your first time on 4chan, isn't it?

>> No.12580607 [DELETED] 

>>12580601
You seem lost friend. The board you want is >>>/a/. Impolite sage.

>> No.12580608

>>12580598
Come on man, learn to use imgur links.

>> No.12580609

>>12580598
fuck's sake, retard, this is blue board. use an imgur link.
>>12580595
clearly. Where do you think we are?

>> No.12580610 [DELETED] 

>>12580595
We also talk about monstergirls, we won't be able to for some time with the coming shitstorm.

>> No.12580611

>>12580598
So much Mari porn today.

>> No.12580612

>>12580598
>WIP
are you drawing these or is someone else?

>> No.12580614

>>12580602
Finally somebody with logic in here.

>> No.12580617

>>12580594

>Cuddly Jinko that chuffs when you rub her belly
>Safari Huntress Jinko
>Anya

Writefaggots pls.

>> No.12580618

>>12580602
Are we seriously going to have this conversation again? It's not a penis, it's not a man, it's not gay. It's a tongue. Get over it.

>> No.12580620

>>12580584
I flubbed it?

<Pouts>

>> No.12580622

>>12580618
Its a thick biological object being inserted into the anus of a male. If you don't think that's gay you are the most delusional fuck I have ever seen.

>> No.12580623

Some idiot posting porn.
Monsterboys.
Futa.
Pegging.
Some idiot from /an/ posting cats.

Fuck everything.

>> No.12580628

>>12580578
Part of the territory of having a wolf-based waifu, I think. You'd probably be able to work something out, but why have a wolf for a waifu if you don't like sweet, affectionate licks?

>>12580618
You should know better than to argue with him. If you're anything but a 'real man' who doms everything you see, you're gay.

>> No.12580632

>All these insecure faggots who don't want things up their butts

I'd understand if you were at least the sort who'd tried it, and didn't like it, but just the ones who go, "Lulz, stuff up yer butt? Dat's gay, fag"? Ridiculous.

>> No.12580633

>>12580618
How about you fuck off with your tongue pegging shit instead.

>> No.12580634

>>12580623
These threads are always shit before they reach the bump limit, first 500 posts in a thread are usually terrible.

>> No.12580637

>>12580623
>>12580633
Not pegging.
Rimming.
Get it right.

>> No.12580638

>>12580618
Get out.

>> No.12580640

>>12580584
>orc male
What are you doing.

>> No.12580641

>>12580617
This. Give the jinkos more love.

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>>12580623
I'm not from /an/ I'm from /jp/ you freaking crossboarding underage furry deviant autist piece of shit.

>> No.12580643

>>12580622
>>12580632
On second thought this faggot is the most delusional faggot. Have fun being an alp.

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>>12580614
>>12580602
>>12580587
>>12580581
>>12580574
>>12580614
>>12580622
>>12580633

>> No.12580646

>>12580643
You quoted two different people there.

>> No.12580649

>>12580637
You're the one talking abour getting tongue penetrated. Also, get the fuck out.

>> No.12580650

>>12580637
They are literally talking about an 8in object going fully into your ass so yes it is pegging.
>>12580645
I think you need a new samefag detector dumbass.
>>12580646
No shit, quoted myself and the delusional faggot.

>> No.12580652 [DELETED] 

>>12580644
Yea, well fuck off with your cat faggot.

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>>12580644
>freaking
This isn't a social networking site, Anon.

>> No.12580657

>>12580645
So fucking wrong.

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>>12580650
>all those posts being almost exactly one minute apart from each other
>not samefag
Yeah sure

>> No.12580660

>>12580650
I'm delusional for liking anal stimulation?

>> No.12580661

No really, if you don't like it just ignore it. No one's pushing anything on anyone.

>> No.12580662 [DELETED] 

>>12580644
while I don't dislike cats the thread does have a problem with reaching its image limit very early on and taking a long time after hitting the bump limit to be bumped off the site, thus living us with a long period of time for which we can't use images, so we would really appreciate it if you would refrain from susing up the image limit by posting non monstergirl images.

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>>12580653
>>12580652
idgaf

>> No.12580664

>>12580660
You're delusional for liking it and thinking its the straightest thing you could do.

>> No.12580668 [DELETED] 

This thread.

I can already smell the flames building up.

>> No.12580669

>>12580664
If it's with a girl, sure.

>> No.12580671 [DELETED] 

>>12580668
Every thread is the same. I don't understand how they never get tired.

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inb4 based Janet deletes all these rimming/anti-rimming posts
I can feel it in my bones

>> No.12580673

>>12580628
Maledom fags are pretty insecure, aren't they?

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>>12580641
What differentiates a Jinko from another werecat?

Regardless, I like all werecats.

What about a Werecat Cathouse where you can pick whatever species you want? Or would you go there to be picked?

>> No.12580676

>>12580658
That's how the thread works dumbass, there's a lot of people here who post a lot of stuff really quickly.

>> No.12580678

>>12580672
At least we're not arguing about futas or monster boys.

>> No.12580680

>>12580672
I really hope they do.

>> No.12580682

>>12580678
In a way we kind of are:
I mean, looking at it objectively, its one side talking about a fetish, and another side saying NO THAT'S FUCKING GAY YA HOMO.
Not to say I dont despise futa and monsterboys, Im just looking at it plainly

>> No.12580683

>>12580673
One of many lessons these threads have impressed upon me.

>> No.12580685

Pegging's pretty damn gay, but how about rimming your waifu?

>> No.12580687

>>12580673
I'm a subfag and I think it's pretty gay.

>> No.12580689

>>12580685
Whether receiving or giving, if it's with your waifu, there's not a thing wrong with it.

So long as you both properly clean before hand.

>> No.12580690

>>12580676
If a lot of people post a lot of stuff really quickly, there would be posts that didn't consistantly fall roughly under one minute. There would be posts within that minute, but there aren't.
So its samefag

>> No.12580692

>>12580682
People are talking about taking thick objects up their ass and so people are telling them about how they believe that is gay and in turn those people are coming back and calling them insecure faggots and further forcing those who don't like it to respond. Its a never ending cycle in which neither side is correct.

>> No.12580693

>>12580682
The macho men of /mgg/ think everything that involves submission is gay, just another fetish argument.

>> No.12580694

>>12580690
>These posts happen to be close to each other
>SAMEFAG SAMEFAG
I'd post a picture of how wrong you are but, like always, you'd come back with 'nice paint skills'.

>> No.12580696

>>12580692
Why is responding to something false considered "forcing"? We're just saying, it's not gay and you haven't provided any argument using that definition.

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Would Batman like monster girls?

>> No.12580701

>>12580692
No one is forcing the insecure crowd to like it.

Still just stupefies me that people honestly think sexual relations with a cute dire wolfu makes you gay.

What's more, their only 'proof' is based on their own understanding of cultural expectations of 'manliness.'

>> No.12580702

>>12580674
Jinkos can hunt you.

/r/equesting that screencap of the CC Hunter Jinko

>> No.12580703 [DELETED] 

>>12580697
Why.
Just why.

>> No.12580704

>>12580696
You are actively going for people who don't share your fetish and trying to push it on them, which is no better than the futafags, they even use some of the same arguments sometimes.

>> No.12580705

>>12580693
It's more about being a childish little shit and acting stupid because fuck having any sort of consideration or respect for etiquette since it's not a simple bannable offense like images.

Fucking pathetic that people are either honestly this stupid or get so much amusement out of shitting up the thread every time.

>> No.12580706 [DELETED] 

I think I will take it upon myself to try delineate some guidelines to avoid further shitstorms. No, I don't think it'll help, but, missing all the shots you don't take and all that.

What is allowed"
DCF
DFC
Vanilla
BDSM
Doms
Subs
Incest
Clothed Sex
Rape
Reverse Rape
Ahegao
Anal
Health
Gangbangs*
Femdom
Maledom
All deres, but tsun a shit

And pretty much verything in between.
* tentative

What is not allowed:
Futa
Monsterboys
Guro
Scat
Piss
Sounding
Pegging
NTR
Yaoi
Yuri
loli? With all the normal I don't know anymore
Fat old men
Furry
gender bender

That's my two cents. Hope it helps.

>> No.12580707

>>12580702
All cats hunt, anon.

>> No.12580708

>>12580674
They're proud tigers and good figthers, basically.
A jinko is way better than a werecat, in my opinion.

>Cathouse
I dunno, I would go in and see what happens.

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>>12580702
I'll come back in an hour once this shit blows over.

>> No.12580713

>>12580705
Yeah, those maledom guys are pretty childish, but I think you're going a bit far.

>> No.12580714 [DELETED] 

>>12580706
>Gender Bender isn't allowed
W-Why? That's my fetish.

>> No.12580715

>>12580701
Like I said you are actively trying to push this on people who say they don't like it, they don't want stuff up their ass for their own reasons and you are coming back trying to tell them how 'that's gay and you're just insecure'. And you are generalizing all of the people who go against you as people who think anything other than domming is gay when clearly that's only a small portion of them. Both sides are horrible including your side.

>> No.12580716

>>12580598
>that butt hole

Time to fap

>> No.12580717

>>12580694
And this is where I'd make a comment saying how you're choice to not show any evidence that you're not samefagging is a confirmation of guilt, but then you'd feel obligated to post a screencap of of only one post having (You) on it, in which you've led me into the conundrum of me either agreeing that its not samefag, or I say 'nice paint skills' in which you confirm that you're right because Im ignoring easily tamperable evidence that says that you're not a samefag.
But instead Im just going to say u a shit

>> No.12580718 [DELETED] 

>>12580706
Except for the rape, I'm fine with the rest of the first list.

>> No.12580720

>>12580704
How are we pushing anything on anyone? No one is forcing you to like it, we're just saying that's it's not gay and should be okay to talk about around here. It's you who are forcing people to stop liking it.

>> No.12580722 [DELETED] 

>>12580706
Can't stop it.
Really can't stop it.
Wish we could stop it.
Wish we could stop it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
Really, really wish we could stop it.
Kinda comes with the second. Long as it ain't muscle-men, I can stand it.
Wish people didn't hate it.
Hahahahaha, you can't stop the Sabbath.
A shit.
A shit.
Nothing wrong with that.

There's my two cents.

>> No.12580723 [DELETED] 

>>12580706

Seems pretty accurate.

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>>12580718
Anon where the fuck do you think you are>

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>>12580706
Loli is always allowed. What the hell are you on?

>> No.12580728

>>12580717
We're at an impasse where everybody having individual names like on /b/ would help but would be shit in the long run, so I agree u a shit.

>> No.12580731 [DELETED] 

>>12580725
Read again the list.

>> No.12580732

>>12580711

>still no stalker story screencap

>> No.12580733 [DELETED] 

>>12580706
Why should pegging be down with all that nasty shit? It's not nearly as awful as anything there.

>> No.12580734

>>12580715
You've made a critical error here anon.
The argument is that the people who don't like it are saying that it's gay, even if it's a girl doing it to you.

That's why those who do like it are calling them insecure.

>> No.12580735 [DELETED] 

>>12580706
Where's the fun with a hornet girl without sounding?

>> No.12580736

>>12580715
Only thing I'm arguing is it's not gay to like buttplay with a cute monstergrill.

Never said anyone had to like it.

You may want to re-read the arguments being presented.

>> No.12580738 [DELETED] 

>>12580735
>Hornet Girl
>Sounding
Bitch do you want to die?

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>fetish thread

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>>12580706
>pegging and sounding
>not allowed

>> No.12580742

>>12580701

>What's more, their only 'proof' is based on their own understanding of cultural expectations of 'manliness.'

How about you choke on that fedora of yours

>> No.12580743 [DELETED] 

>>12580706
this place is becoming too constraint
I mean no loli and yuri?

>> No.12580744

>>12580720
Like I've said, if somebody responds to one of your posts saying they don't like it, even if they aren't blatantly insulting you, you try to convince them no matter how hard they say they don't like it. This of course eventually angers them
>>12580734
At which point they start calling you gay. This is a vicious cycle that will never end and in which neither side is correct.

>> No.12580748 [DELETED] 

>>12580706

since when did YOU get to decided what is and isent allowed?

>> No.12580749 [DELETED] 

>>12580741
Bob leave. Kill yourself like we thought you would.

>> No.12580750

>>12580398
for some reason I feel like I've seen this cat in other pictures? Or am I just making shit up?

>> No.12580751

>>12580597
As if I was aroused when I came home for the first time to see her masturbating while taking deep breaths of my sweat and other scents!

>> No.12580752

>>12580744
The eternal cycle of /mgg/.
You've learned your lessons well anon.

But of course, people shall never stop.
>"PEOPLE ARE WRONG ON THE INTERNET! I MUST CORRECT THEM!"

>> No.12580753

>>12580713
You can stop acting like a fucking 12 year old now, or are you actually stupid enough to think people can be separated that simply?
Hint: In the poll last month, 13% want no D/s, 24% like both, 12% don't care. Maledom was only 7%.

This is why people hate Bob for inviting this sort of stupid shitposting all the fucking time because you get idiots that think they're in good company.

>> No.12580754

>>12580673
>Those anons are secure in their sexuality and don't want to do gay shit

FTFY, switch master race here.

>> No.12580755 [DELETED] 

>>12580741
People are getting riled up about the tongue thing and going overboard.

>> No.12580759 [DELETED] 

>>12580743
>yuri
>ever allowed here

>> No.12580758 [DELETED] 

>>12580749
I think you're mistaking Bob for Naga. In either case Im still not either of them

>> No.12580760 [DELETED] 

>>12580706
Where is mind breaking?

>> No.12580761

>>12580750
Nope, you're insane anon. That cat has never been in any other pictures with her.

>> No.12580763

>>12580753
Such ratings do not matter in a discussion, anon.

Because you see, in a discussion, the majority doesn't matter. The loudest does. "Vocal Minority", etc. etc.

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I want a cat girl to snuggle with in front of the fire for the rest of autumn.

>> No.12580767

>>12580754
Mah switch nigga.

>> No.12580768 [DELETED] 

>>12580743
Sad, I know.
But there's a vocal group who loathes yuri because they can't self-insert into it, because they are not, nor do they have the desire to become, girls.

>> No.12580769 [DELETED] 

>>12580759
why not?

>> No.12580770 [DELETED] 

>>12580765
Catgirls are the most vanilla of monster girls.


Also, why are you posting pictures of a cat you furry.

>> No.12580772 [DELETED] 

>>12580743

>>>/d/
>>>/u/

These exist, you know.

>> No.12580774 [DELETED] 

>>12580769
Because the whole point of monster girls in these threads is that they want the D.

Are you new or just shitposting?

>> No.12580776

>>12580753
>Throws a tantrum and calls everything that doesn't fit into his world view gay
>Accuses everyone else of being childish

>>12580754
You're giving yourself away by calling it 'gay.'

>> No.12580780 [DELETED] 

>>12580768
>>12580769
Like he said, also 'because this is a thread about girls that lust after human dick' because its not possible to insert into yuri and make it a three way. Literally its as easy as that, just imagine that you like walk in on them or something but they never will because they can't accept the fact that a girl might not like them as much as somebody else.

>> No.12580782 [DELETED] 

>>12580768
Yuri by itself is sorta boring a lot of times though.
Bisexual is where its at

>> No.12580784 [DELETED] 

>>12580780
That's KC's setting.
And even KC's setting has some yuri in it.

Not to mention, a good portion of these threads are "Man, I fuckin' hate KC." "His shit sucks." "Muh head canon", etc.

There are plenty of people who like talking about Monster Girls here with content beyond just "Human D-craving sluts".

Also your English kind of sucks and the latter half of your statement falls apart into nigh-ineligibility.

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>>12580770
Cat girls are the OG cuddliest. It's not my cat - however, I find it extremely arousing and would love to have such a specimen.

>> No.12580785 [DELETED] 

>>12580759
Funny, cause I never see anyone complaining about all the Touhou stuff when they're being lesbians.

>>12580763
Point was going "it's all maledom fags" is fucking stupid. It could be anyone that gives a shit about thread quality regardless of their preference, so trying to resort to 'faction' name calling is the sort of shit I'd expect from children in a playground. Grow the fuck up, really.

>> No.12580788 [DELETED] 

>>12580780
so not even in the humorous aspect of monster musume where rachnea and suu molests the girls?

>> No.12580789

>>12580744
But again, we're not telling them they shouldn't like it. We're saying we should be allowed to talk about it, and that it's not gay. Fine if you don't like it, at least don't think that everyone who does is gay. One side is clearly in the right but you're right about the shitposting never ending, so I think we should all stop talking now.

>> No.12580792 [DELETED] 

>>12580782
Can you explain to me how its boring? I really do want to know because I just don't see it.
>>12580784
I hate commas so that's probably it

>> No.12580793 [DELETED] 

>>12580782
Clearly you need to find better yuri.

>> No.12580789,1 [INTERNAL] 

super autism itt

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There is literally nothing wrong with being princess carried.

>> No.12580796 [DELETED] 

>>12580714
I don't dislike it. Just, I've seen anons here react violently. Remember, it's guidelines, no one says you can't include it in a story, but be wry of posting it here.

>>12580726
That why there's a question makr next to it dumbass, I wasn't sure.

>>12580733
Because you guys always bring trouble with you, I didn't place them in any particular order.

>>12580735
No guro.

>>12580741
Yes, that is correct, did you not see what just happened?

>>12580743
Yuri is really disliked. Loli has always been present but normalfag influx had me on the maybe.

>>12580748
Guidelines faggot, and the thread has decided, not I.

>>12580760
Part of the setting.

>> No.12580797

If you want to talk about yuri you have an entire fucking board for it. In fact, you have two if we add the fact that they are monster girls.

>> No.12580799

>>12580789
Neither side is in the right.

>> No.12580797,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12580662
heh

>> No.12580800

Well fuck this thread.

All it's been now is shitting on people who like certain fetishes and who don't like those fetishes.

>> No.12580801 [DELETED] 

>>12580774

>the whole point of monster girls in these threads is that they want the D.

so that means thats the only thing we can talk about forever and we can never EVER deviate form that?

As long as its monster girls yuri is just fine

>> No.12580803

>>12580585
You're gonna have a strong tongue because of the wrestling you'll be having trying to prevent her own from violating your throat.

>>12580573
All the lewd things.

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>>12580792
Studies have shown that guys like to see cocks pumping in and out of women. Without that it can be kinda dull.

>> No.12580804

>>12580776
I am a switch, and I do think it's gay, there a problem?

>> No.12580806 [DELETED] 

>>12580801
>As long as its monster girls yuri is just fine
It is not, see

>>12580797
>>12580772

>> No.12580807 [DELETED] 

>>12580796
But we've had plenty of conversation about pegging that wasn't shitpost infested. People are just getting assblasted in this thread for some reason.

>> No.12580809

>>12580800
Eh, this kind of shit only ever lasts a couple hours.

Then either the janitor wipes it all, or people just get over it.

Then we move on to something else, have a few productive hours...

And then another shit storm breaks out.

It's how these threads work.

>> No.12580810 [DELETED] 

>>12580786
Fuck off furry.

>> No.12580811 [DELETED] 

>>12580805
That doesn't really answer my question, I mean can't they use their imagination?

>> No.12580812

>>12580795
I wonder what became of that prospective drawfag.

>> No.12580813 [DELETED] 

>>12580806
Except that those are all dead 90% of the time.

Nobody really uses them for any kind of discussion.

This is where we go when we want to discuss things with other people who may like them.

Why aren't we allowed to talk?

>> No.12580814

>>12580593
>>12580586

Que?

I was having a discussion about my fetish with other like minded individuals. If you disagree with what I like, somehow I'm samefagging or 'pushing' my fetish on those who disagree?

Quit playing the victim.

>> No.12580815 [DELETED] 

>>12580807
>But we've had plenty of conversation about pegging that wasn't shitpost infested
Just mentioning pegging causes a shit storm. Tell me one time it hasn't, or one time there was an actual discussion about it.

>> No.12580816

>>12580795
It is when you bitch at people for not wanting to do it.

>> No.12580819

>>12580795
Princess carrying is for sissy fags who want to be women.

>> No.12580820 [DELETED] 

>>12580796
Yes. I did.
But we've had arguments about DCT/DFC, maledom/femdom, doms/subs, and health. By that logic, they shouldn't be there either

>> No.12580821

>>12580795

>You'll never have a stoic dragon girl gently rub your head, trying to express her affection

HNNNG

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>>12580807
>People getting assblasted over pegging
This particular thought always makes me smile.

>>12580811
How are you going to imagine cocks involved in yuri that doesn't involve making them futa?

>> No.12580825 [DELETED] 

>>12580815
That isn't the fault of the people who want to talk about it though. It's the people who can't ignore shit they don't like.

Why is ignoring people so damn hard around here?

>> No.12580826

>>12580816
Fucking this.

>> No.12580827 [DELETED] 

>>12580801
No, fuck off.
>>>/u/

>> No.12580828

>>12580809
So a good estimate of when this shit will stop is like what an hour?

Cause I'm just gonna leave until this shit stops.

>> No.12580830 [DELETED] 

>>12580822
I do it all the time, just imagine it as a threeway like I said.

>> No.12580831 [DELETED] 

>>12580805
I prefer it when my yuri doesn't have dicks.
Or even dildos, for that matter.

It's harder to find than I'd like quite honestly...

>> No.12580832 [DELETED] 

>>12580813
>Except that those are all dead 90% of the time
That's not our fucking problem. You sound exactly like a futafag or a monsterboyfag.

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>>12580810
Are you really trying to fursecute me in a thread like this one? Monster Girls are technically kin to the furries of yore.

>> No.12580835

Boy, Janet's gonna be furious.

Are we gonna get nuked?

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People will use harsh words like 'rape', but all it is is some non-consensual sex. And the guy always likes it by the end.

A proper mg always pays for anything broken. Even if it's the floor itself.

>> No.12580838 [DELETED] 

>>12580825
Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

>> No.12580840

>>12580828
Sounds like a good estimate.
This shit started about an hour ago.
So it's probably got another hour to go.

>> No.12580841

>>12580835
Might as well, it's not like these threads contribute much, and where there is new stuff, you can check the blog.

>> No.12580842 [DELETED] 

>>12580830
Then it's not yuri but bisexual. See the problem?

I don't really care for yuri, but seeing it doesn't get me all angry.

Which makes me wonder if the same folks who think anything near their but is 'gay' are the same ones who hate yuri?

>> No.12580843

>>12580835
It's not the first time it happens anyways.

>> No.12580844

>>12580835
Hell if I was the janitor I'd just delete the whole thread and force everybody back to the other one with the shit OP. Thank god I'm not the janitor huh.

>> No.12580845

>>12580814
Stop expecting this to be a good place to honestly discuss fetishes. Seriously, if you want to actually discuss niche fetishes, go to a NSFW board.

If you want to keep passive-agressively shitposting and turning the threads to shit for attention, carry on.

>> No.12580847

>>12580837
Rapedykes are fucking worse than vaginaboy dykes.

>> No.12580848 [DELETED] 

>>12580838
I know.
But still.
It gets asked so goddamn often.
One of these days, I'd like to know why.

>> No.12580850 [DELETED] 

>>12580813

>Yuri has its own fucking board
>Yurifag says it's dead 90% of the time
>Wants to discuss Yuri in a thread that doesn't fucking want it
>Wonders why we don't fucking want it

You're literally raiding us when you already have a place to discuss your own fetish, and yet we're the villains?

>> No.12580854 [DELETED] 

>>12580842
Its still fapping to yuri, just changing it in your head. Also I highly doubt it, there are plenty of people in these threads and each fetish has people who love it and people who hate it, while there probably is some crossing over I doubt its much.

>> No.12580855 [DELETED] 

>>12580807
It happens every thread. Just stop.

>>12580814
You are the ones playing the victim. "Be more inclusive" "b more accepting." No. Fuck you. It's a monstergirls thread and we want to fuck them, not be fucked by them.

inb4 reverse rape

You know exactly what I mean.

>>12580820
Those are discussed, unlike the others, which always destroy threads. Kind of like now. Why can't you people just go to /d/?

inb4 monstergirls started there

No one gives a fuck and this is not /d/. Fuck off.

>> No.12580856

>>12580845
Not that guy you're responding to, but we do occasionally have good fetish discussions without it devolving to shit. Anyway it started okay early on in this thread.

>> No.12580857 [DELETED] 

>>12580845
>People discussing fetishes are enjoying themselves
>Suddenly Bollocks shows up and starts spewing his vitriol
>Somehow fetishfags are the ones shitposting when they defend themselves

>>12580850
>Raiding

Holy shit that is one hell of a victim/persecution complex.

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>this entire thread
Janet, just nuke us already

>> No.12580859 [DELETED] 

>>12580842
I don't give two fucks if people like yuri.

I do however have a problem with faggots who keep fucking talking about it when people have said numerous times they don't want to talk about it,

>> No.12580862 [DELETED] 

>>12580855
This nigger speaks the truth.

>> No.12580863 [DELETED] 

>>12580834
Furry goes on /b/. This is a monstergirl thread. No one cares that you think you belong here. Get out.

>> No.12580864 [DELETED] 

>>12580850
>Raiding
Haha, fuck man. I don't want to make this thread all about yuri or some shit. I just don't like getting my head bitten off whenever it's mentioned in passing.

>> No.12580866 [DELETED] 

>>12580855
It's hardly about being inclusive. People have a problem with you putting them on the same level as futafags or monster boys, it's the cheapest discrediting tactic.

>> No.12580870 [DELETED] 

>>12580864
I have the solution.

Go back to your fucking board.

>> No.12580871 [DELETED] 

>>12580855
Nah, see - I've realized you're the principle instigator of shitposting and samefagging.

You have a very obvious style of posting.

You fuck off first, sweetie.

>> No.12580873 [DELETED] 

>>12580870
They will when you go back to /d/ first, snookums.

>> No.12580874 [DELETED] 

>>12580850
Futa has proven that if you force something long enough, it'll stick because there's nothing you can do about it anyway. Can't stop text, and it's really easy to act like an idiot and deflect arguments when people start complaining. So why shouldn't everything else force its way in?

Devil's advocate but really, the thread has no fucking standards for anything, trying to put up fences NOW is just futile.

>>12580856
Occasionally yeah, sure, but there's "testing the waters" and there's knowing fine well what the fuck will happen but doing it anyway because you don't give a shit about thread etiquette or the people around you.

>> No.12580876

>>12580429
Mantis Shrimp

>> No.12580877 [DELETED] 

>>12580870
Yes. The dead board where people only ever post images, and never actually talk about anything, let alone some of the great stuff this thread has.

Sure.

>> No.12580879 [DELETED] 

>>12580874
>Futa
>Sticking
Sure.

>> No.12580880

>>12580429
>>12580876

And Pistol Shrimp.

>> No.12580882 [DELETED] 

>>12580706
Where does reverse trap fall in this list?
You know,
Prince looking young man who later turns out to be a Dhampir, bounding her heaving breasts with bandages.

>> No.12580884 [DELETED] 

>>12580859

>anons are discussing a fetish they like
>People like you get completely ass blasted and start shitposting about this fetish they dont like

im not even a yurifag but think the problem here is you

>> No.12580885 [DELETED] 

>>12580866
Someone please post fujoshit's kun latest rant about accepting monsterboys and being inclusive, PLEASE.

>>12580871
>this shitstorm was caused by one person

Okay.

>> No.12580887

Okay, fuck it.

I'm leaving, I've never hated fetishes more than I have right now.

Fuck you people, I'll come back when this bullshit stops.

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>crossboarders angry at other crossboarders
actually lmaoffing

>> No.12580889 [DELETED] 

>>12580877
And why don't you contribute to move the board, instead of trying to force your fetish here?

>> No.12580890 [DELETED] 

>>12580857
>Get told to go find like-minded people where they go for content
>Can't refute it
>Better claim it's some named person and deflect the argument!
If you have nothing intelligent to say, you can just not post like a stupid faggot.

>>12580879
Sorry, "pseudo" futa currently. Like that shit ever disappeared anyway.

>> No.12580891

>>12580887
See you never man. Only way this will stop is when 4chan goes down in flames. But then it'll probably just move somewhere else

>> No.12580892 [DELETED] 

>>12580874
>If they do it long enough they'll have to accept us

I'd rather watch the threads burn, and get kicked out of 4chan. I'll learn moon and hopefully find peace away from all these faggots.

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Ok, lets start a new topic

Has anyone gotten some new ideas for whom or what to add the the MGG universe?

>> No.12580896 [DELETED] 

>>12580890
>Telling people where to go as if he's dictator of the threads
>Doesn't go back to /d/ to discuss monstergirls where he ought to
ayyy lmao

>> No.12580899 [DELETED] 

>>12580892
>I'd rather watch the threads burn, and get kicked out of 4chan. I'll learn moon and hopefully find peace away from all these faggots
Fucking this.

>> No.12580901 [DELETED] 

>>12580889
Because I'm not trying to force it on anybody.

I just wish people would stop throwing a fit whenever it's mentioned.

>> No.12580902 [DELETED] 

>>12580882
Allowed. Mai the Manticore is a perfect example of this.

>> No.12580903

>>12580893
I have been finishing up chapter 6, and about to start chapter 7, I have ended up making the woman a Reddish gold ryu and think it will work out quite well.
I have gotten over 1100 hits in 5 days on chapter 5 so I am very happy, thanks guys!

>> No.12580904

>>12580893
Not how it works.
New girls get added when some anon starts a greentext or something, and other anons get on the bandwagon, adding details until we travel far enough down the grapevine to arrive at a new and unique character.

I think everybody's too busy shitposting atm to help contribute towards a new OC.

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>>12580893
Krampus

>> No.12580908 [DELETED] 

>>12580901
>Because I'm not trying to force it on anybody
Come on.

>> No.12580909

>>12580837
>the floor itself

I wonder how the landlord and tenant felt about that ushi dropping in on their apartment mid coitus?

>> No.12580910

>>12580893
Pegasus
The royal steed

>> No.12580912

>>12580905
>krampusgirl
sounds like some that would inevitably lead to ss femdom stuff.

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>>12580893
http://psychologydictionary.org/autistic-fantasy/

>> No.12580914 [DELETED] 

>>12580882
Reverse Traps a BEST.
I wish there were more of them in MG stuff. Love me some reverse traps.

>> No.12580915

>>12580905
If she wasn't so sadistic I would her.

>> No.12580916 [DELETED] 

>>12580885
No really, stop trying to discredit people by equating them with fujoshit kun.

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>>12580892
Sure, me too. That's why it was devil's advocate and a point of that it's what already happens, which is really pathetically sad and frustrating, but hey, can't ban text.

>Are you bothered? I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!
Fucking children.

>> No.12580918

>>12580893
Hydra.
Yamata-no-Orochi.
Both a cute.

>> No.12580919

>>12580903
I have probably been spending too much time making these lame commercials for /mg/, and people complaining about the absence of chapter 6

>> No.12580920

>>12580893

>Everyone is obsessed with Ami and Hathor
I can't be the only one who prefers Ra to the others?

>> No.12580921 [DELETED] 

>>12580882
Sorry, Mani The Manticore.

>>12580893
>superior brow Hathor
My friend.

>> No.12580922

>>12580912
It already has. A long time ago

>> No.12580923 [DELETED] 

>>12580908
Well it's true.
It always goes:
>"Hey, I like yuri lik-"
>"GET OUT!"
>"But c'mon ma-"
>"OUT!"

Then one or two other anons will say they don't mind the yuri, and it all goes downhill from there.

>> No.12580926 [DELETED] 

>>12580917
Now you're trying to argue that people discussing their fetishes are specifically doing it to rile others?

I'm not sure if I should laugh or be saddened by how deep your victim complex runs.

>> No.12580927

>>12580920
You're probably not. But I do prefer Hathor, I have been helping her along since the beginning and I intend to keep spreading her glorious name.

>> No.12580928

>>12580919
The commercials were fine actually.

>> No.12580929

>>12580920
Ra the motherly milf of the goddesses , how can one NOT like that?

>> No.12580930

>>12580920
Nah anon, I like Ra too. Wouldn't mind seeing more of her.

>> No.12580931

>>12580904
>>12580429

How about Tulpa-chan?

https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12571954/#12577609
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12571954/#12577653

>> No.12580932

>>12580929
I like them all.

All goddesses are best goddesses

>> No.12580933

>>12580927
I am telling you dood, its those horns!!

>> No.12580936

>>12580909
Miffed.
and a little turned on.

Ushi-oni's have got to be the bane of landlords and property owners everywhere.

>> No.12580937

>>12580932
even Illias?

>> No.12580939 [DELETED] 

>>12580921
Manny the Manticore was the best.

>> No.12580940 [DELETED] 

>>12580926
>your victim complex
You should stop projecting, and assuming you have any basic understanding of people, because that hasn't been implied or the point once. Maybe if you weren't so stupid, but hey, at least you tried. Again.

>> No.12580941

>>12580927

I guess us followers of Ra are just real quiet then.

>> No.12580942

Commercial- kun here again
I wonder if .less or one of the drawfags could do a picture of an interior of an Anubis temple where there are piles of Lego sets donated as gifts to Anubis
I

>> No.12580943

>>12580933
Don't type like that.

>> No.12580944

>>12580937
Okay there are some exceptions

>> No.12580945

>>12580936
Monster Girls.
The bane of those on the bottom floor.
>"Bottom floor apartment. Never again."

>> No.12580947

>>12580943
Like what?
Dood?
It's a Prinny reference

>> No.12580948 [DELETED] 

>>12580940
Oh, anon.

You're so cute. Playing the victim in all this while slinging insults as if it aids you argument in any way.

>> No.12580949 [DELETED] 

>>12580940
Shush-Shush Victim-kun, we're moving on now.
No more whining about fetishes.
We're Goddess-talk now.

>> No.12580950

>>12580944
maybey she will be shown the error of her ways in paradox?

>> No.12580951 [DELETED] 

>>12580923
Apart from the fact that these threads are about monster girls wanting the D. , If we start to accept some things, there will be people who will be encouraged with it, and they will shitpost about how their fetishes should be accepted too.

That's why people it's sometimes too defensive.

>> No.12580952 [DELETED] 

>>12580940
Not the anon you're responding to, but the moment someone says they like something thats related to a fetish the threads instantly devolve into a shitstorm. The instigating side is usually those who disagree with what's being discussed.

>> No.12580953 [DELETED] 

>>12580916
You denied it being about being inclusive. That is the word he used when he came back EMANDING we talk of monsterboys. Sadly, I don't have the cap on hand where I'm at. But I know other anons saved it. And they are the same, fujoshit kun made a onsterboy thread, literally NOBODY, ON 4CHAN, replied. Some other guy tried it by making a "monster family" thread after hounding us for ages in a thread. It got 24 replies then died. These people need to learn that their stuff isn't wanted here, that the should go to where they belong. They have a placeto call home, unlike us. If they can't sustain a thread, they should take the fucking hint, an realize there is not enough interest in their fetish, and that That does not give them the right to come here to push their bullshit. End of fucking story.

>> No.12580954

>>12580942
We all want it Commercial-kun.

Personally, I think Luth would be well-suited to it.

Is Luth still even around these threads at all?

>> No.12580956 [DELETED] 

>>12580951
>Apart from the fact these threads about about Monster Girls wanting the D.
While the rest of your argument is perfectly neutral, and agreeable, I feel the need to point out I think these threads are about more than simply that.

Like for instance, last night's Homeless Apophis. Can't tell me that was about wanting the D.

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>>12580910

>> No.12580961 [DELETED] 

>>12580956
I made that. Don't try to drag her into this.

>> No.12580963

So, I'm in this artist's Livestream, and one of the other viewers mentioned how apparently, somebody pulled a prank at his school.

He filled some of the school's bathroom's hand-soap dispensers, with jizz.

My point bringing this here being, would MGs want this in their schools?

>> No.12580964

...

>> No.12580965

>>12580958
YEah
but more
and in battle get-up or a more mature one

>> No.12580966 [DELETED] 

>>12580951

Being a yurifag myself I don't entirely agree with you anon, but you do have a good point. I guess I might rather have yuri be mostly disliked than outright hated due to some autistic yurifags spamming it everywhere.

>> No.12580968

>>12580964
Neet monstergirl posting on /hbg/ OR
>>12580942

>> No.12580970 [DELETED] 

>>12580961
Sorry, just felt like a good example of content these threads produce beyond "Wanting the D".

>> No.12580971

>>12580964
Homeless Apophis being healed.

>> No.12580972

>>12580964

More Ra.

>> No.12580973

>>12580964
Lego Anubis or cuddly jinkos.

>> No.12580974

>>12580964
less

Minotaur girl with a bell ringing while being rode doggy style

>> No.12580975

>>12580964

An overly happy Moth-chan glomping Screaming Mothbro from behind while spewing out random swear Tzibberish, scaring the shit out of him.

>> No.12580976

>>12580964
.less!
Draw an Apophis dressed in rags with a Wight-aura!

>> No.12580977

>>12580964
>>12580971
This.
With extra emphasis on the being healed part.

>> No.12580979 [DELETED] 

>>12580956
And you are right, it's more than that. But dicking monsters is the central motivator.

>> No.12580982

>>12580964
Werewolf.
Wurm.
Snowman.

>> No.12580983

>>12580964
Yandere Werewolf and Little Red Riding Shota

>> No.12580984

>>12580964

This

>>12580931

>> No.12580985

>>12580964
p3

<3

>> No.12580986

>>12580964
hey .less
Anubis shrine with a happy Anubis surrounded with lego kit offerings, or more of that delicious Ra you made

>> No.12580987 [DELETED] 

>>12580979
Maybe, but again, I'd like it if some things that were just mentioned in passing didn't cause people to bite other's heads off.

>> No.12580988

>>12580971
>>12580977
Fuck you guys.

>> No.12580989

>>12580964
shortstack minotaur family, with holes in the wall and a crooked picture of Hathor

>> No.12580990 [DELETED] 

>>12580956
That doesn't deny my point, but yes I understand what you are saying,

But you have the accept that most of these threads are about it, because the base of them are, in a big part, MGE and somewhat EMG.

>>12580966
Well, at least it is possible to discuss with you people, you are not like fujofags and futafags, who just come here to bitch and shitpost about their fetishes.

>> No.12580991

>>12580941
Just means you're smarter. "The dumbest people are also usually the loudest." Just looking at these threads you could know that.

>> No.12580992

>>12580971
Why not mindbreaking her instead

>> No.12580993

>>12580964
Miko/priestess Holstaurus, barley fitting into the uniform.

>> No.12580995

>>12580964
PapixSuu double buttjob

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>>12580964
Three Werecats in red and white striped spats.

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>>12580964
a lizardgirl wearing a bowler had and a bunny girl outfit like http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/4121/51773/Miku-Magician.jpg

>> No.12581000 [DELETED] 

>>12580990
Just thought I'd point out, MGE and EMG aren't entirely the best counter examples, since even they have a bit of yuri in them.

Yes, it's not the main point, far, far from it, but it's there in passing.

>> No.12581001

>>12580992
You deserve to be turned into an alp and spanked

>> No.12581002 [DELETED] 

>>12580952
Oh, someone that's not an autistic moron. "Blame" is always a messy thing to deal with, but the point is as much that people that "discuss" it should know through constant repetition that others don't appreciate it and that it's going to cause upset.

Do they give a shit about others? Of course not, why should they? So much as even asking why people don't appreciate something and trying to sell it as though others should. This really isn't the place for that, which is made clear every fucking time, but intentional anonymous shit stirring is fun, I guess.

Repeat ad nauseum while inviting actual idiots that think they're in good company and it get less and less worth replying to or spending time around.

>> No.12581003 [DELETED] 

>>12580987
I'd rather it not happen, but when the same people, that have been told countless times to go, and they come here where they're not wanted, well they deserve what they get.

Burn thread burn.

>> No.12581004

>>12580964
>>12580989
>>12580993
Either of these, their both glorious.

>> No.12581005

>>12580988
But it's good if she's being healed right?
It's not like where saying extra suffering because fuck that.

>> No.12581006

>>12580964
Sex with Hathor please.

>> No.12581009

>>12581005
He's probably the original author of Homeless Apophis Greentext.

He wanted it to end with her dead in the snow.
And move on to other homeless girls who fare better.

>> No.12581010

I mentioned a while ago that they made these horn caps for girls, I also forgot to mention that they also now offer claw tip stylus for those same type of girls
>>12580997
reminded me of that.
You have no idea how amusing it is watching your Dragon GF trying to use a touchscreen phone

>> No.12581011 [DELETED] 

>>12581000
The "yuri" you see in MGE is all for the sake of monsterization, not sexual attraction. Your argument is invalid.

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>>12580964
Janet the Kikimora
Like Scruffy the janitor, but adorable as hell.
Basically a half-expressionless kikimora dressed like a janitor - blue cap overalls, etc.

>> No.12581013 [DELETED] 

>>12581000
The point of yuri in MGEis to corrupt the woman and make her a monstergirl, though.

>> No.12581016 [DELETED] 

>>12581002
Why are you keeping the argument going? Why not just shut the fuck up for three seconds?

Are you really that upset that people dare to post things you don't like?

>> No.12581017

>>12581009
Correct.

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>>12581001

>> No.12581021

>>12581012
I would like this too.

>> No.12581024 [DELETED] 

>>12581011
>>12581013
My point wasn't that the yuri had any substance to it.

Just that it was there.

>> No.12581025

>>12581018
Meant for>>12580992

>> No.12581026

The other thread got deleted.

Janet is here, time for nuclear winter.

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>>12580964
Trapdoor spider arachnid girl please

>> No.12581032 [DELETED] 

>>12581016
Why can't you take your own autistic advice and ignore posts you don't like?

I was responding to that anon, so you can go fuck yourself.

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>>12581026
Splendid.

>> No.12581037

>>12581026
I think it should be Janna, others think it should be Janet, whats the general opinion?

>> No.12581038

>>12581026
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

>> No.12581039 [DELETED] 

>>12581024
Yes, but there is no love nor sexual attraction. The monstergirl still craving for the dick.

Your example is a really bad one, no offense.

>> No.12581040 [DELETED] 

>>12581032
So the answer is no, you can't shut up.

>> No.12581041 [DELETED] 

>>12581016
Not him, but yes, because we've told them theyr're not welcome here countless times before.Most of those bastards even have a board they could post on, but they come here andstart shit. They are to blame.

>but both sides

THEY are to blame. Would you really keep going to a place where people hate you and violently reject you when you've had plenty of warning. They know exactly what they're doing and refuse to stop. Fuck them.

>> No.12581044

>>12581038

Blowout soon, fellow Stalker.

>> No.12581045

Guise, what are we even arguing about again?

>> No.12581046 [DELETED] 

>>12581041
Do you feel better about yourself now?

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>>12580964
A Holstaurus monster girl in a Salamander's armor, including the sword and her ribbon.

>> No.12581048 [DELETED] 

>>12581024
This >>12581039

>> No.12581049 [DELETED] 

>>12581041
The anons having a discussion are doing so in the confines of their own like mindedness, before dissidents arrive and turn everything for the worst because neither side can ignore blatant bait.

>> No.12581050

>>12581044
I'm playing Stalker while checking on this thread every so often

Stop watching me

>> No.12581051

>>12581045
No clue.

>> No.12581053

>>12581045
What fetishes should be allowed to be talked about in /mgg/, and which ones should be bannable offenses.

>> No.12581056

>>12580964
hathor eating an angus beef burger

>> No.12581057

>>12581044
Oh really, When?

>> No.12581058

>>12581045
/d/ trying to make it's way in again.

>> No.12581059
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Suddenly the thread is invaded by Mermaids!

>> No.12581060

>>12581057
NOW.

>> No.12581061

>>12581050

AAAAHHH NUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

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>>12581040
Why should I? This was the whole point.

Thanks though, I fully expected someone to start crying about replying to a single person. Funny how that works when someone's talking to a single person about something you don't like and you start crying about it, huh? Stupid faggot.

>> No.12581063

>>12581059
MOBAs are shit.

>> No.12581066

>>12580964
HOLSTAURI IN SWEATERS, LUMBERJACK JACKETS AND JEANS

>> No.12581067

>>12581047
Seconding this. Also she is very embarrassed and can't chose between holding up the sword or covering herself.

>> No.12581068

>>12581059

Brazil here, sorry we let Iara escape, it won't happen again.

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>>12581059
Mermaids can't be trusted, if you run into one, just walk the other way.

>> No.12581072

>>12580964
Child boy and wyvern girl pretending to be knight-dragoon pair, including small wooden swords/sticks and made-up improvised armour, please, if you're still around.

>> No.12581073

>>12581047
Y'know what I never realized before right now?

How lewd the sight of the straps for her hip armor digging into a Salamander's tan thighs would be.

>> No.12581074

>>12581068
She is happy as can be in the pool out back, seems to like it here, but if you want, we can send her back

>> No.12581075

>>12580964
Vampire biting her husband in the shoulder while they fuck in the Lotus position.

>> No.12581077

>>12581049
>like mindedness

So, like a buch of Satanists going into a Christian church and spouting about the glory of satan? They're gonna get told to leave, same here. They can go be likeminded somewhere else.

There is no justifiable reason they should be trying to worm their way in here. But enough, I'm done wit this. Not like it'll ever end.

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>>12580369
Mari-tan is the best.

The only lilim I'd willingly hug.

>> No.12581079

>>12581071
Muromi-chan, the ONLY anime to have a MG use sign language in the OP

>> No.12581080

>>12580964
Dinosaur monster girls, like of ankylosaurus and pterodactyls

>> No.12581084

>>12581078

to bad she's still a slut like all the rest of them

>> No.12581086

>>12581068

Brazil? Which part?

>> No.12581087
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12581087

>>12581079
It also has some of the lewdest and most trouble-making Mermaids I've ever seen.

>> No.12581088
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12581088

>>12581074
That post just reminded me of that one harvest moon where you can have a qt mermaid waifu in your backyard. That shit was so cash.
>>12580964
A humanized Destroyah

>> No.12581089

>>12581084
Paladin pls

>> No.12581090

>>12581074

As long as she isn't a bother, I suppose she can have her fun for a while.

>>12581086

Nowhere too important

>> No.12581091
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12581091

>>12581088
we already have one

>> No.12581093

>>12580964
Flat chest holstarus getting bullied by every one

>> No.12581094

>>12581077
To add to the analogy, they're a bunch of kids too beta to be around actual satanists that know what they're talking about and think the Christians are easier to be around. Funny image.

>> No.12581095

>>12581089
Hey, she is a slut. She was here earlier taking dicks. Janet erased those though.

>> No.12581096
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12581096

Would you want a Chen mug?

Would you dick a Chen?

>> No.12581097
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12581097

>>12580964
sea bishop pirate please and thank you!

>> No.12581098

>>12581095
I don't know what you're talking about.

Could you elaborate?

Especially on the Janet part.

>> No.12581099

>>12581096
Nah

>> No.12581100

>>12581096
No.

I'd dick a Ran, and I would hug a Chen

>> No.12581102

>>12581098
Janet Ohr, the Janitor.

>> No.12581103

>>12581097
Ha, a Sea Bishop could never make it as a pirate. She'd be too soft. She couldn't plunder her way out of a soggy paper bag.

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12581104

>>12581094
Are you saying they're CASUL?

>> No.12581105

>>12580964
http://i.imgur.com/5gdJiIZ.jpg with weresheep and chupa-chan, but more like licking/play-biting

>> No.12581107

>>12581098
For the Mari stuff, check her gallery or the archive for deleted posts/images.

>> No.12581108

>>12581091
I love this board

>> No.12581110

>>12581098

whole bunch of pictures of Mari getting gang banged got deleted by the mod. Sorry anon if you want a pure waifu i suggest finding yourself a nice human girl

>> No.12581112

>>12581077
Anon, this is a thread for discussion fetishes and monstergirls. No one is 'worming' their way in here, other than the perceived victims. But I cant call you that can I? Because it is I who am the perpetrator for having a different taste.

>> No.12581113

>>12581103
>doesn't know about the gentle and kind band of pirates roaming the seas

>> No.12581115

>>12581098
Someone was posting porn of her taking multipl dicks earlier. Janet the Kikimora, our janitor, deleted them. Check the archive for them.

>> No.12581117
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12581117

>>12581099
>>12581100
Would you corrupt a Chen?

>> No.12581118

>>12581104
Miscreants!
This smile makes up for everything before it.

>> No.12581120

>>12581110
>Sucking off two guys
>Gang bang
Anon I don't think you know what the phrase means.

>> No.12581121

>>12581077
>>12581094
>>12581112
Except that's a horrible analogy, because you're implying that the rest of these threads hate a specific fetish as fervently as you and a small handful of other anons do. A more appropriate analogy would be a bunch of Satanists and a bunch of Christians having a shouting match in an art museum. All both sides are doing is ruining the museum for everyone else. So how about both of you just shut the fuck up

>> No.12581123

>>12581120

>He dident see the other picture

>> No.12581124

>>12581112
>not biting the bait.jpg

>> No.12581127

>>12581117
No. Chen will stay pure while she still looks like a child.

However if she begins to look older
Dickings will happen

>> No.12581128

>>12581123
>Still just two guys
>Gang bang
Anon.

>> No.12581129

>>12581121
>he's going all out.jpg

>> No.12581131

>>12581117
Maybe I should check and see if Sugiura Sen has done anything with her.

>> No.12581133

>>12581113
Where the only thing they plunder is my time? Which they waste by trying to convert me to their fishtits religion?

>> No.12581136
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12581136

>>12581117
Requesting picture of Ran with Yakuri getting lewd with an innocent Chen watching confusedly.

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12581137

>>12581104
I think he's saying that they think the legend can die

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12581138

>>12581136
>Try to touch Ran's fluffy tails
>A wild Chen appears

>> No.12581141

Woah, Janet really cleaned house.

>> No.12581142

>>12581121
Analogies are always horrible, you're thinking about it too much.

>> No.12581145

>>12581103
>you will never corrupt a sea bishop slowly through putting her in various pirate situations that slowly chip at her morality and compromise her integrity until one day, years down the line, she will see her reflection and realize she is a nothing but a man drowning mermaid in pope hat and finally accept her fate as the queen of the pirates like she was always born to be

>> No.12581146

>>12581128

well whether or not it fits the textbook definition of a gang bang dosent change the fuck that shes a dirty slut.

>> No.12581147

>>12581141

Janet's the best Kikimora to ever Mora a Kiki.

>> No.12581148

>>12581146
I agree.

>> No.12581152

>>12581107
Good grief how scandalous.

>> No.12581155

>>12581145
Gay

>> No.12581156

Thanks for 1000 hits everyone.

Before any of you ask, it doesn't matter who I am. Or why anyone should care. I just wanted to say thanks. I expected 30 hits maybe, but 1000 is fantastic. Thanks all, I hope to keep you coming back with more "quality" writefaggotry in the future.

>> No.12581158
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12581158

Would you a Ran, even if she's been hardened by the flames of war?

>> No.12581159

>>12581145
So she goes around kidnapping men, then flogging them to 'remove their sins'.

>> No.12581163
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12581163

>>12581156
Anon, no one cares about hits. I'm glad you're getting views, but remember a lot of them are duplicates.

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12581171

>>12581163
>you're waifu will never grab you from behind and watch you squirm as she begins to bite down and nibble on your ear
Fucking hurts man

>> No.12581172

>>12581163
I know that. It still means something to me since those people liked it enough to come back and check if there was more.

>> No.12581173

>>12581146
>>12581148
So what? Didn't it make your dick hard?

>> No.12581174

>>12581173
Of course it did, hell I'll probably fap to it later, defiantly eventually. Just saying, she's a slut nothing wrong with that so long as you don't try to waifu them.

>> No.12581175

>A Day in the Life of Gamer Gazer and Her Boyfriend.
>'You've been eating Pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner for a week now, while I am impressed by this I am noting a lack of my dick in a orifi...are you fucking playing The Old Republic?'
>'They can show me a better time than you, you fucking skinny piece of shit.'
>'First off, yes Bioware does fuck you more than I do but not in a good way. Second all your fat has been going to your eyeball stalks.'
>'Huh, I wondering why they felt softer when I hugged myself with them to pretend it was someone who actually loved me.'
>'Third you're getting dark slimier. Like your entire body is covered in it. I don't mind a bit of it, but this is straight rank.'
>'Why do you care, go fap to your Wii Fit Trainers, and your Rosalinas, and your Tifas and you...'
>'Look, babe if I wanted to dump you over dumb ass shit I would have after you said 'Other M LP'. I don't care if you put on some weight, we're both desperate sex hungry nerds who have a perfectly fine relationship of gaming, and sex.'
>She stops.
>'Do you mean it?'
>'If I say Yes can we fuck in the shower while I clean off your excess slime?'
>She laughs.
>'I love you sweetie.'
>'Love you too.'
>You lean in to hug her and see her SWTOR character
>'Ew you're dark side?'
>'What's wrong with Dark Side?'
>'Uh the fact EVERYONE who plays moral based games goes dark side despite knowing it's never properly implemented and is just edge fuel.'
>'OH I'M SORRY, LET'S BE LIGHT SIDE PANSIES WHO SPOUTS MORAL BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING IS WRONG.'
>'M'lady.'
>She leaps onto you and has angry sex with you.
>'Huh now that I see you naked you have kind of gotten fat in the tummy area.'
>'Just shut the fuck up and cum in me already.'

>> No.12581176
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12581176

I really want to bully a Sea Bishop now.

Nothing serious, just holding that plaque with the commandments she carries around over her head, while she jumps up and keeps trying to take it back.

Then I'll call her a nerd for having the plaque and start reading it out in front of all her Mermaid friends, embarrassing her.

>> No.12581177

>>12581145
She could walk my plank

>> No.12581178

>>12581172
I understand your enthusiasm, but you may wish not to openly broadcast it - you know?

I'm still quite happy that I got something with over 10k hits.

>> No.12581180

>>12581171
>Hugging you with her meaty and soft paws.

Yeah, it hurts.

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12581181

>>12581173

The paladin in me says no so my dick says no also

>> No.12581185

>>12581175
But gazer that will make you fat in the tummy for a different reason.

>> No.12581186

>>12581176
>bulling docile MGs

God I hope you get raped by a Roper.

>> No.12581187

>>12581175
These two seem rather dysfunctional.

>> No.12581188

>>12581186
Well that's the point. I'm a switch and revenge rape is the best rape.

>> No.12581190

>>12581176
I want to take her slab and make her think I'm gonna smash it

>> No.12581191

>>12581187
But in the end they love each other cause they fuck and argue about nerd shit.
The true romance.

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12581192

>>12581176
That makes two of us.
>>12580964
Hey, less, can you please draw this sign but with a holstaurus?

>> No.12581193

>>12581178
Grats anon.

And I felt it my responsibility to thank the people who gave me those hits. Whether others like it or not, I'm thankful I got this many and I want other anons to know that.

>> No.12581195

>>12581176
They need to design a popemobile with bully-proof glass to defend her from sickos like you

>> No.12581196

>>12581175
I love these.

>> No.12581197

I wonder if I should try to writefag more.

I've got two or three stories started, and barely anything in them.

>> No.12581199

>>12581192
I want to tip a Holst and leave her there

>> No.12581202

>>12581187
So do fit anon and his angry minotaur family but we, I mean they are amazing together.

>> No.12581203

>>12581199
So she lands on her massive tits? Me too.

Don't let the Farmer's Dog Girls catch you though.

>> No.12581204

>>12581181
So, you're a paladin, but you'd dick a monster?

>>12581188
Oh. Well, carry on then.

>> No.12581208

>>12581192
I want to give a Holstaurus my tip.
>>12581199
That's how you get a minotaur like holstaurus anon, and a broken pelvis.

>> No.12581209

>>12581199
You forgot to fuck her right in the pussy.

>> No.12581210

>>12581176

i have to say the way you write it bullying a MG actually sounds kinda fun

>> No.12581211

I can imagine having to cure the clingy obsessiveness of MG's in couple therapy sessions would be like disarming a bomb.

>Oomukades look at you like you're a husband stealing 'alpha'
>Shirohebi have to constantly on watch for fear of being locked in her torture basement
>Arachne try to strangle you with their silk
>Manticore, Ogre and Oni sessions feel more like wrestling debuts when you have to call security in.
>Mothgirls make you feel like shit
>They make the most progress but it feels like bullying at the end of the day

>> No.12581212

>>12581197
Wondering and chatting a whole bunch of nothing about it won't help you out any. Go and type words until you've got a story.

>> No.12581213

>>12581212
Fair point.

But the very reason I'm not writing is because I'm too fixated on chatting here.

>> No.12581215

>>12581209
But anon.

Making a monster sexually frustrated and not giving her release is so much fun though.

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12581216

>>12581171
>>12581180

Are you anons saying you want to be a fluffy girl's little spoon?

How depraved.

I bet you want her to cuddle you all night long, keeping you warm against the oncoming chill of fall and winter with her fluff!

>> No.12581217

>>12581208
She wouldn't do that. Sure, it'd be way rougher than with a calm holstaurus, but she wouldn't smash his pelvis.

>> No.12581219

>>12581210
Yep, Sea Bishops can't help being massive nerds.

I'd give them wedgies, wet willies, indian burns and nipple gripples.

That'll teach her for showing off with that A+ she got from History class.

>> No.12581223

>>12581217
She would if you wanted her to. But yeah I know what you mean.

>> No.12581224

>>12581175
Shit, that's actually cute.

>> No.12581226

>>12581171
>>12581180
>>12581216
>big meaty paws
>fluffy tails or tailpussy
>being the little spoon in a chilly winters night

I feel comfy just thinking about it.

>> No.12581227

>>12581216
Yes I do anon.

I want to cuddle with a fluffy girl on a cold winter night and wake up feeling like I'm in the softest blanket on earth.

Then I would want to dick the fluffy girl

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12581230

>>12581219
>freshman high schooler sea bishop with glasses
>shy and reserved
yes yes yes

>> No.12581232

>>12581226
I'm not sure if would feel comfy to be hugged by a spiky tailpussy

>> No.12581233

>>12581215
But dangerous.

>> No.12581234

>>12581216
>>12581226
Yes!
And since my jinko is taller than me, I would turn and rest my head on her breasts, while she hugs me tight.

>> No.12581235

>>12581233
Adrenaline boners are awesome

>> No.12581238

>>12581211
What MG is best for being the therapist?

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12581239

>>12581226
>>12581227

Maximum comfy.

>>12581232
>Touch spiky tail

What if the tailpussy was fluffy as well? Like instead of being the leathery fuckbulb it is now, it was covered in soft fur and retractable barbs.

>> No.12581240

>>12580819
THANK YOU!

>> No.12581241

>>12581239
why are you posting pics of Ran in this thread? There already is a thread of all these in /jp/

someone report this guy

>> No.12581243
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>>12581230
On the otherside of the spectrum.

Which MG would be the stereotypical Rich Girl who has daddy buy her everything, while she acts like a spoiled brat?

I figure it'd be either Kitsune, Dragons or Succubi. Maybe all three.

>> No.12581246

>>12581241
If there was a thread full of them I wouldn't be able to post them, smart guy.

>> No.12581247

>>12581239
What's the point of spiky AND fluffy. You couldn't pet it either way without getting envenomed.

>> No.12581248

>>12581243
>Dragon
Nah.
They pride themselves on self-sufficiency, and building their own hoard.

Then acting like a spoilt brat as she brags about her impressive hoard which she gathered all on her own.

>> No.12581251

>>12581243
Succubi are higher for me

>"Daddy he won't fuck me!"
>"Boy I'll pay you three thousand dollars for one night with my daughter"

>> No.12581252

>>12581216
>>12581226
A-Anon stop. You're making me blush

>> No.12581255

>>12581232
The tailpussy doesn't have to do anything lewd, or aggressive. It can just be gently draped around you along with her big paws.

Then again it could bind your legs together and do what it was born to do. But that's not comfy anymore.

>> No.12581256

>>12581230
>Spends lunch time in the library, reading religious texts.
>Her parents are kind of weird, as they worship Poseidon and everything.
>As part of her religion and because of her parents, she has to wear the Sea Bishop pope hat, which is just another thing to make her a target for bullying.

At least when the high school reunion comes around she'll be a beautiful, voluptuous woman who's the head pope of the the Sea Bishop religion.

>> No.12581257

>>12581252
>blush

Look at this alp and his blushing!

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12581258

>>12581243
>MG would be the stereotypical Rich Girl
They come across as types who wouldn't take rejection too well.

Especially if a childhood friend is involved.

>> No.12581260

>>12581251
>Daddy! I want that shota.
>Uh, honey he already has a family, we can't ju-
>I WANT THAT SHOTA NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOWWWW!
>Okay okay!.. Hey uh, would you be willing to sell your son? Name your price.
God damn this made me laugh.

>> No.12581261

>>12581252
I want to see innocent anon get roughly spooned.

>> No.12581262

>>12581255
But anon, a tailpussy gently sucking you would be comfy.

Just a nice, slow pace that gets you to cum every 30 minutes or so. Manticore lets out a content sigh every time you splash your seed inside her tail while she sleeps.

>>12581247
>Not wanting to touch fluffyspikey tail
The girls with especially thick and juicy tails would be able to let you use them like pillows.

>> No.12581263

>>12581255
You couldn't fucking touch the thing without getting barbed all over the place.

Tailpussies are instruments of fear, not comfort.

>> No.12581265

>>12581241
I agree with you, but touhous are yokai, they count. We get along well, please don't fuck it up. Why do they have to eat people?

>> No.12581267

>>12581260
qt.

>Daddy, I want my own slaveboy. The manticore down the street has one, why can't I?
>Princess, enslaving humans is illegal, you can't just...
>NOW

Good thing I'm a MGC high school teacher who knows some gullible shotas.

>> No.12581272

>>12581263
Anon, the barbs are retractable. Its in the profile.

>>12581262
Perhaps you're right. A gentle suction that keeps you on edge while your ears are nibbled on and breasts are squeezed into your back under the covers with rain pattering on the window outside.

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12581273

>>12581263
You know those cilia like protrusions that'd appear when someone was transforming in John Carpenter's The Thing?

Could a Manticore make her tails innards do something similar to that for the sole purpose of scaring the shit out of her prospective husband?

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12581274

>>12581241

>why are you posting pics of Ran in this thread?

Because we do so every thread? Because she's a kitsune?

>> No.12581279

Sooo this is the first time I am showing up in one of these threads since they got booted off of /a/...

Is it fucking common for 100+ posts to just get annihilated like that?

>> No.12581280

>>12581274
>"I don't need it."
>"I don't need it!"
>"I NEEEEED IIIITTT"

>> No.12581281

>>12581279
When there's an autistic bitchfit, yeah

>> No.12581282

>>12581279

On the weekends, yes, given the threads are ripe with shitposting and meta faggotry.

>> No.12581283

>>12581267
God MGC schools must have tons of human flunkies and drop outs

>> No.12581286

>>12581279
Yes. We also go to above 3000 posts sometimes now, every thread is above 2300 posts. Last thread didn't even make it to image limit. These threads last literally for days at a time. Welcome to Mrs. Bones Wild ride. You can't get off, because the MGs are holding you down raping you.

>> No.12581287

>>12581283
There's probably always those one or two human boys who end up getting accidently mindbroken by their gf and have to drop out of school.

>> No.12581288

>>12581286

...Wow /jp/ is slow as fuck then I take it.

>> No.12581289
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12581289

>You will never be a student in a MGC school.
>You'll never be a virgin who's never so much as kissed anyone, and has no intention for that to change in the near future.
>That makes you a hardcore delinquent in the eyes of the monstergirl population
>You'll never have to train night and day to get strong enough to protect your chastity from monstergirls trying to forcefully claim you.
>You'll never become a bully hunter while you're at it.
>You'll never become so irritated by the constant rape attempts that you gain a perpetual frown on your face.
>You'll never save a nerdy Lich from bullies one day.
>She'll never quietly follow you around from that day onwards, talking with you during lunch, working with you on school projects and generally being your first real friend.
>Your friendship will never eventually grow into a romance, and you'll never get married after college.
>You'll never go to a school reunion together years later to the shock of most of your class.
>Except that one Elf girl who sat in the back of the class who sees the two of you, sees your rings, and shouts "CALLED IT!"
I can't take this shit.

>> No.12581292

>>12581288
We were one of the biggest threads on /a/, the second biggest board. This is a tiny board compared to /a/ so yes. It would probably be helpful if you just lurk for a thread or two to see all the changes.

>> No.12581293

>>12581283
>>12581287
This is why my son will be going to Paladin High.

No son of mine is going to end up as some tramp manslut for MGs.

>> No.12581299
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12581299

>>12581274
There's a downside to eating all that fried tofu.

>> No.12581302

>>12581286
>There will never be a theme park that caters to MGs and their partners
>The main attractions are all thrill rides where you have sex during the experience
>You will never ride a rollercoaster with your waifu riding your dick at the same time, the G-Forces providing extra stimulation to you both

I have no idea if this is genius, or absolutely horrific.

>> No.12581305

>>12581293

this anon gets it. Interacting with MG while growing up would fuck you over for the rest of your life. The pussy may be nice for the time being but its really not worth it in the long run.

>> No.12581306
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12581306

>>12581299
It goes straight to their thick Kitsune thighs?

>> No.12581307

>>12581302
>>12581302

It's exceedingly unsafe.

>> No.12581309

>>12581289
>Lich
The absolute best taste. I'mma screencap this, just so you know.

As a side note.
>Kissless Virgin
>Bully hunter
>Perpetual frowner
>Undead Waifu
This could be Bleach if it were an MGC Greentext.

>> No.12581310

>>12581292

>/a/
>second biggest board

are you from 2007 anon?

>> No.12581311
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>>12581289
>keep getting called into the dark elf counselor's office for minor misdemeanors like saying "no" to that oni jock who keeps hitting on you
>Anon, I'm worried about you. I hope this "chastity" and "saving myself for marriage" thing is just a phase.

>> No.12581312

>>12581310
Is it not? What is then?

>> No.12581313

>>12581289
>You'll never have a manticore neighbor who helps you by coming to school and pretending to try to rape you, only to take a dive when you resist, making you look like the toughest badass to ever walk the halls

>> No.12581314

>>12581305
Yep, Paladin High teaches them discipline, honor and morality. So when they go out into the world they're each a shining beacon of light amidst all the depravity and corruption.

Pretty fucking expensive though.

>> No.12581315

>>12581311
It was not a phase.

>> No.12581317

>>12581312
Biggest boards are /b/, /v/ and /pol/.

>> No.12581318

>>12581312

/b/ > /v/ > /vg/ > /pol/ > /a/ > everyone else

>> No.12581319

>>12581289
Fucking Elves.

>> No.12581320

>>12581293
Too bad Paladin High has a really shitty faculty of human supremacist assholes. Good luck getting into MGC College with that low tier education!

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>>12581306
More than just their thighs.

>> No.12581323

>>12581317
So the bigger the board, the shittier it is?

>> No.12581326

>>12581317
Not surprising but /a/ is massive, isn't it at least in the top five?
>>12581318
Guess so.

>> No.12581327

>>12581311
Fuck you knife-ears!

I'm gonna marry a human girl and only have sex after marriage!

>> No.12581330

>>12581320

>getting into MGC College

Thats like jumping into a dark pit in the middle of hell

>> No.12581331

>>12581327
>Marries Lich after college
>Goes to reunion
>Dark Elf counsellor is there
>"Oh thank goodness you didn't turn out to be some kind of deviant wizard!"

>> No.12581334

>>12581314
PH students are bitchy little private school kids who don't know what real life is about. Kids going MGC High get thorough experience in running from / defending themselves against rape.

>> No.12581338

>>12581320
That's why the state has put in a Paladin Dorm on campus.

They all wear letterman jackets with their plate helmets, greaves, gauntlets and boots and egg/TP the houses of Monster Girls as pranks.

It's all just fun and games, tradition.

>> No.12581339

>>12581279
Were you a regular? someone gonna bitch but it has to be done Try to keep unnecessary image posts to a minimum, reaction images and such. If you must, delete them within 15minutes to conserve space. The first few month were hell, running out of images in undying threads. No making new threads until the current one dies, not ever. Succubi are in the process of being accepted, though there are still detractors. /d/ stuff is till shit.

>> No.12581340

>http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4

Update when.

>> No.12581341
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Are you guys the same ones from /mgg/ that was shut down months ago? Is this the real deal? I haven't been online for a while, and sort of missed the death of those threads, and so now I've come back to 4chan, mostly for /a/, and for a while I was sad that I couldn't circlejerk, or shitpost, or writefag like I used to with all of you. But now it feels like I'm finally reunited, as if with a close, but long lost friend.

I'm back guys. I'm so happy we could meet again.

>> No.12581345

>>12581306
Health

>>12581322
Fat, learn the difference.

>> No.12581347

>>12581341
I was gone since the leave of /a/, just started viewing these /jp/ threads about a week ago.

Some things are different, but overall, it feels like the same ol'/mgg/.

>> No.12581349

>>12581330
But there's no light in Hell.

>> No.12581351

>>12581340
No clue.

>> No.12581352

>>12581339

Are Vampires allowed yet? I was the nigga that regularly posted vampires.

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...

>> No.12581356

>>12581341
Back on /a/ yeah, we were forced here, this is our new home and we've settled in nicely. Most of us prefer being here to being back there, we've got a great janitor. Just lurk for a while, get used to things that have changed.

>> No.12581357

>>12581322
Those are some healthy eyebrows

>> No.12581359

>>12581338
Paladins only get in on affirmative action, nobody likes them in their shitty little dorm on the edge of campus.

They're always the ones who start fights with teachers when we get to the discussion of human rights. It's fucking obnoxious.

>> No.12581362

>>12581341
Stop blogging and post/write/draw monster girls instead baka anon.

>>12581354
That reminds me where is Armchair kun? Dead with Kevin?

>> No.12581363

>>12581354
heh

>> No.12581364

>>12581352
/ss/ vampire stuff? Anyway, yeah, still allowed.

>> No.12581365

>>12581354
Brick by brick

>> No.12581366

>>12581352
I am a nigga who love vampires. I welcome you with open arms.

>>12581341
>or shitpost
We have enough of these guys already, so don't, please.

>> No.12581367

>>12581354
Dat Anubust.

Would worship so hard/10

>> No.12581368

>>12581354
I like it. But I'd still prefer any of these.
>>12580989
>>12580993
>>12581047

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>>12581357
Healthy eyebrows belong on healthy (or smug) foxes.

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>>12581364

No not /ss/ since I prefer DFC anyway.

>>12581366

Good, you can lament alongside me that there are so few sexy pics of them feeding!

>> No.12581373

>>12581341
>>12581352
More people from the old days seem to be finding their way to us. Let make this go quicker, anything specific you want to know? I'll answer to the best of my knowledge.

>> No.12581375

>>12581371
Go away.

>> No.12581376

>>12581330
But they offer a wide variety of majors including Human Boy Resource Management and Rape Theory.

They've also got one of the best "Human Boy Companion" departments in the country!

>> No.12581378

>>12581354
less, you're the Hero that /mgg/ needs, we don't deserve you.

Thank you, you wonderful man you.

>> No.12581379

>>12581372
>I prefer DFC anyway.
You have much to learn /a/non.

>> No.12581381

>>12581372
>>12581364
>>12581352
Somebody post a link to Nurse Vampire.

>> No.12581384

>>12581371
Fuck off bob.

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>>12581347
I can't describe this feeling right now. It's just like returning to a home you lost or something. I hope others like us can continually rediscover this place.

>>12581356
That sounds wonderful. Some of the threads back then got way out of hand, even to the point of becoming non-playful shitposting.

>>12581362
I'll get right on it.

>>12581366
Don't worry, my shitposts are quite tame.

>>12581373
It's quite alright. I think I'll rediscover this this place, maybe start over again. I'll be a lurker, like any good anon would, and slowly build up my confidence again.


Man, this really did bring tears to my eyes. I'm not kidding.

>> No.12581386

>>12581379

I already learned that DFC was superior.

>> No.12581387

>>12581354
You are redeeming yourself from your past atrocities.

Keep this way.

>>12581372
>I prefer DFC anyway
Well, not everyone is perfect.

>> No.12581389

>>12581376

99.8% of paladins only go to college to get their purge degree anyway

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>>12581384
>>12581375

>> No.12581392

>>12581354
>"WAN WAN WAN WAN WAN!"

>> No.12581393

>>12581386
Good man.

>> No.12581395

>>12581387

I'm closer to perfection than some fag who likes cowtits.

>> No.12581396

>>12581385
Jesus Christ this literally is some people's entire lives. But really delete your image in like 15 minutes and don't shitpost, we get enough of that.
>>12581386
My Hathor forgive your sins and show you the light.

>> No.12581397

>>12581391
Fuck you too, you MB enabling faggot.

>> No.12581398

>>12581392
She needs some anal to calm her down

>> No.12581400

>>12581391
Away Go.

>> No.12581401

>>12581391
Fuck off.

>> No.12581403

>>12581384
I'm curious. Why is it whenever someone posts about smugfox, they're instantly assumed to be bob?
>>12581386
>DFC
>Superior
The days of DCT and Health are here now anon. Praise hathor.

>> No.12581405

>>12581395
Anon please, if you're one of the people new to these threads you have to realize. DCT has a cult following now, DFC has all but been wiped out in some of the threads, saying stuff like that is something along the lines of 'fightin words'. DCT is rules here, with a soft healthy hand.

>> No.12581406

>>12581396
>this literally is some people's entire lives
You have no idea. There's this thread called headphone general on /g/ that is the same constant shit each and every time, by the same guy who gives too much effort in creating OC content that the main purpose is for shitposting. And he's on there almost all day.

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>>12581397
>MB enabling faggot
What?
>>12581400
>>12581401

>> No.12581409

>>12581405

Fat chicks are, and always will be, disgusting. Lie to yourselves all you want by calling them "healthy" but it's just fat and useless meat.

>> No.12581411

>>12581395
>>12581409
Look at him. Look at him and call the Hathor Inquisition

>> No.12581413

>>12581408
You know what I mean.

>> No.12581414

>>12581405
Well Hathor and the Book of Moo brought us into an age of health, thick thighs and rocking tits.

Some day it'll pass, like most things.

>> No.12581415

>>12581405
smugcubus would be absolutely disgusted.

>> No.12581417

>>12581256
I don't think she'd wear the mitre like that.

>> No.12581418

>>12581309
Post your screencap so I can have a copy of it too.

>> No.12581419

>>12581386
It is my pleasure to inform you these threads belong to Hathor now. Embrace DCT, for none shall enter the kingdom of health without loving Hathor.

>> No.12581420

>>12581354
doing any more

>> No.12581422

>>12581409
>HEALTH
>Fat
Those are two different things anon. Have fun with your skeleton waifu though.
>>12581414
I refuse to accept that, we have beaten back the armies of the baphomets and we will keep spreading the love and fighting the mindbreak, I will die fighting them.

>> No.12581423

>>12581411
>>12581414
Hathor a shit.

Holst a shit

>> No.12581425

>>12581423
You are a shit.

>> No.12581426

>>12581354
wonderful less !

happy Anubis surrounded by Legos!

>> No.12581428

>>12581423
Anon please this isn't even good bait, though I know some people will fall for it. Guys just remember how we just got out of a massive shit storm, don't let another one happen just because some new friends can't accept the way things are now.

>> No.12581429

>>12581423
You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.

>> No.12581431

>>12581415
Smugccubus is dead.

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>>12581422

Baphomet is my other favorite MG. You're gonna be seeing them around a lot more.

>> No.12581435

>>12581431
She lives on in my heart. Whenever I see a DFC.

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>>12581418
Done good sir.

>> No.12581437

>>12581433
And we will fight you to the end of time. Hathor guide my blade, make my bones strong and my children plentiful and healthy. War is coming, the end times are upon us.

>> No.12581438

>>12581423
WAIT A MINUTE. are you that faggot who was always saying Holstaurus, Sea Bishop and Unicorn were shit? Oh boy, are you in for surprises.

>> No.12581442

>>12581433
All hail the Sabbath.
Wonderful DFC, Loli, and Petite girls all around!

>> No.12581445

Congrats guys, we have created a new meme
Lego Anubis girls!

I for one am so proud of /mg/

>> No.12581448

>>12581436
Oh shit. Is there a link to all the screencaps that have been taken before? I know I've probably missed a shit ton by now.

>> No.12581449

>>12581433
So long as you don't try to push them, because we are going to have problems if that is your aim. Age of Baphomet and flatchest is over. No there are only Bountiful Bosoms in the horizon.

>> No.12581450

>>12581438
No.

>> No.12581452

>>12581445
Fuck off.

>> No.12581460

>>12581442
Sabbath a shit. Better learn this quick.

>> No.12581461

This might be meta, but I'm wondering if anyone else here laughs and smiles at all the things that go on in these threads. Am I alone here or what?

>> No.12581462

>>12581438
I miss that guy.

>> No.12581464

>>12581460
I've been a member for over three years.

I don't gotta learn shit.

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>>12581442
Sunbro here, Loli a shit.
Praise the sun!
Is it wrong to want to cuddle ammy guys?

>> No.12581466

>>12581445
Lurk the fuck more.

>> No.12581467

>>12581462
Its good that he's gone. We left all that back in the scorched land.

>> No.12581469

I want to cuddle with a Paladin!

>> No.12581471

>>12581465
Fuck you, Loli a Great.
But no, not in the slightest.

>> No.12581476

>>12581461
No. I frown and scratch my head because this is all very serious.

>> No.12581477

2 out of 3 Paladins have Hathor as their favourite goddess.

The other one can't really give an opinion since it's being mindbroken by a flat chested succubus.

>> No.12581479

>>12581461
I laugh at the crazy shit that happens here yeah.
I still kinda miss arguing with ol' smuggy from time to time. It was funny how I could piss her off by talking about health and handholding.

>> No.12581482

>>12581465
Of course not anon, its normal to want to do things with your god, even lewd things. I'm sure she understands, and she might even give you a waifu to help you contain your diereses.

>> No.12581484

>>12581469
I want to turn a Paladin into a cumpump vegetable!

>> No.12581485

>>12581465
Wanting to cuddle the fluffy? What, are you [insert boogeyman]?

Nothing wrong with that at all.

>> No.12581486

>>12581464
You will, unless you came to make the threads burn once more. We're pretty chill now, but if you just came to shitpost, you are enemy to all.

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>>12581479
Truly, I miss her.

>> No.12581489

>>12581476
Serious things can be fun as well. That's my sincere opinion.

>> No.12581491

>>12581477
This is the truth.
>>12581484
Case in point.

>> No.12581498

>>12581484
I want to turn a Paladins squire into an alp and have it rape him!

>> No.12581499

>>12581486
I have not come to shitpost.

Only proclaim my tastes and allegiance, same as any of those who do so for Hathor and HEALTH.

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>>12581469
Sunbros might not be Paladins, but we carry with us the love of the sun and their goddess.
Hugging a Sunbro also has a 0% chance of resulting in death by stab wounds. That doesn't mean we won't defend ourselves from rapists though.

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Do slimes come in non-conductive liquid?
I don't think I could have a waifu who would destroy my electronics.

>Ferrofluid slimegirl

>> No.12581504

>>12581499
One thing is saying you like DFC. Another different is calling Hathor and health a shit.

>> No.12581505

Great, the lolifags are back. As chief daughteru dicker, I'd like to say that not all who wish to dick the daughteru want to fuck kids. Please remember this.

>> No.12581506

>>12581479
Your brand of justice is just as outdated as hers. There is no need for her work here anymore.

>> No.12581507
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Gentlemen, there is a plague in these threads, and that plague is known as "health".

Do you know how I know that DFC is superior? Quite simple really, once I was like you, looking at big ole titties and believing I loved it. Oh but one day, one day I saw an adorable little girl with her nipples showing! I looked upon those perfect nipples and thought to myself "I want to lick em." NEVER, I say NEVER have I looked upon those mounds of flesh upon the other wenches and immediately thought to myself that I wanted to lick them unless they were lactating, but that's a whole different thing.

DFC IS GOOD
DFC IS LOVE
DFC IS INCREDIBLY LICKABLE!

THEIR CHEST IS SMALL, BUT THEIR HEARTS AND LOVE ARE BIG!

>> No.12581510

Isn't circlejerking basically counted as a form of shitposting? I mean, there are also shitposts that have good intentions to them, right? Or am I just delusional?

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>>12581477

>Paladins worshiping a heathen monster god

something about this post is fishy

>> No.12581514

>>12581505
So long as you are an ally of HEALTH you are an ally of me, we can put aside our differences to defeat this scum once more.

>> No.12581515

>>12581507
This is just Sabbath propaganda.

>> No.12581516

>>12581507
No.

All flat girls I've met have been horrible cunts.

Fuck DFC

>> No.12581517

>>12581498
>alps
>doing the raping

But that's wrong you fucking retard.

>> No.12581518

>>12581498
I want to kidnap the shota squire and behead the Paladin!

>> No.12581520

>>12581504
Which I, for one, have never done.

Rather, Hathor and her cult of "Health" are quite nice. I just prefer petite women and lolis.

>> No.12581521

>>12581510

Nah circlejerking is basically just posting nothing but shit that will be popular in the context of the thread. It's basically making the thread a big ole echo chamber.

>>12581516

>3D

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>>12581507
Nice try Sabbath, but this isn't /a/.
We won't be shaken so easily.

>> No.12581523

>>12581507
Where is the 22nd!? LOLI A SHIT!

>> No.12581524

>>12581507
This is what happens we a baphomet gets a hold of a perfectly normal man. This is the mindbreak that occurs, he was once a good man, and now his mind is gone. With your help we can cure him and others like him, DCT rains supreme.

>> No.12581525

>>12581507
Pedo please. The best DFC is when it's on a fully matured girl.

>> No.12581526

>>12581517
>not holding the paladin down
>not instructing the alp on how to rape right

You must be a shitty teacher

>> No.12581527

>>12581507
Brotha, you try to do a good thing, but your calling the opposition "A plague", and frequent use of All-Caps does nothing to help our cause.

Go take a chill pill, and look at some Henreader or something.

>> No.12581530

>>12581525
I prefer a teen or young adult tomboy.

>> No.12581532

>>12581527
This.

>> No.12581533

>>12581514
>health

AYE. Stand with me and I shall stand with you. Freedom for all. Sabbath A SHIT!!!

>> No.12581534

OK guys so I know it's PD, but are there any monstergirl related games being made for virtual reality? The future will be undeniably filled with virtual reality as the main platform for when you want the best experiences. What sort of experiences could we possibly get involving monstergirls?

>> No.12581536

>>12581507
The boy-shorts and large claws reminds me of Niche.

>> No.12581537

>>12581526

>holding the paladin down

good luck with that paladins are specifically trained to get out of any monsters grip

>> No.12581540

>>12581520
So long as you are not against us you are good. Its only the people that actively go out and call health fat and call our waifus shit because they are different physically that must be purged. I for one envision a peaceful land in which DCT and DFC live side by side, cooperating with each other. I have a dream that one day flat chests and full chests can play together! I have a dream that one day women will not be judged for the quantity of their chests, but by the spirit within them! I have a dream that all will be peaceful, and that we will put aside our petty squabbles and work together!

>> No.12581541

>>12581524

Actually Ootsuka Reika doujins turned me into a lolicon.

>>12581525

I like that too, my waifu is a fully grown (ish...she's 152cm, sickness stunted her growth) teenage girl with small breasts.

Also cute, not pedo.

>>12581527
>>12581532

I was just having fun, also I don't HATE larger breasts I just have a preference for small breasts. Oh and this shit becomes a plague if nothing else is allowed, and yes I know I was being dramatic because it is allowed but fuck you I was amusing myself.

>> No.12581543

>>12581534
Far as I know, there are only Mikushit and Schoolgirl Simulations thus far.

We can only hope that, as the technology picks up, Waifu-VR becomes more commonplace, and eventually, Monster Girl programs.

>> No.12581544

>>12581537
Nothing a little mindbreak won't fix!

>> No.12581545

>>12581507
Sabbath please. You couldn't defeat the health of a single Holstaurus then, what makes you think you can stand against us, with Hathor by our side? You best learn your place, you little shit.

MILF/CC>lolishit

>> No.12581546

>>12581543
I hope very much so as well. I mean, it's not that I don't like the normal waifu shit that people are making right now, but having it be MGs would be the icing and cherry on the top.

>> No.12581547

>>12581533
All shall unite against them! For those that break minds must be broken themselves and cleared from this earth!
>>12581541
We allow other stuff, but baphomet is really a shit because they actively destroy the minds of men and literally force men to like them. Does that sound like something a non shit girl would do?

>> No.12581548

>>12581540
Indeed. I for one, know there is a great difference between fat and health.

Though I must point out in turn there's an equal difference between anorexic skeletons, and petite girls.

So in the end, both sides have their flaws in argument, but indeed, one day, perhaps, we may all live in peace (And warm, soft chests of our preference)

>> No.12581550

>>12581526
>implying I want to help alps

Alps are for bullying and breaking. Any man raped by an alp must take his life in shame.

>> No.12581553

>>12581541
>Ootsuka Reika doujins
You will never have an online fighting game bro who turns out to be a loli, who helps you through your depression with her childish and innocent world viewpoint.

>Waifu is teenage girl with small breasts
Mah nigga.

>I was just having fun
>I was amusing myself
Much shit has dragged these boards down in the name of such things.

>> No.12581555
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12581555

How does one safely fuck a lilim

>> No.12581556

Would you accept a job as a chef at a restaurant for monsters?

>> No.12581557

>>12581548
And to add to that, health implies a certain amount of fat and muscle, but in the right places, and in the right proportions.

>> No.12581558

>>12581556
Sadly, I do not have the virility or patience to cum that often.

>> No.12581559

>>12581555
1. Remember that this is a blue board.
2. You have to make her fall in actual love with you. There is no other way.

>> No.12581560

>>12581555
Use imgur for this stuff.

>> No.12581561

>>12581555
The only way to win is to not play the game anon.

>> No.12581562

>>12581556
I already go to Milkers every night, not sure I have the cooking talent but I'd give it my best.

>> No.12581564

>>12581555
Hey you. This is a blue board. Let's not make Janet's job harder.

>> No.12581565

>>12581555
By lovingly accepting all of her being into you.

>> No.12581567

Now that I think about it, since Paladins are often portrayed as ISIS-tier fanatics that hate monstergirls to the core, which in turn rape them in retaliation, would Knights be in good terms with MGs?

Would monstergirls be able to recognize Knightbros as equals and coexist in society without the need of hardcore rape and pelviscerating experiences tender dom fetishes could still exist, or would they treat them the same way as Paladins?

>> No.12581569

>>12581558
Don't worry anon you'd just have to cook normal food.

You are also on the menu and your boss is a Succubus that only sees the numbers

>> No.12581570

>>12581548
>>12581557
Indeed the one true thing that matters above all else is proportions.

>> No.12581571

>>12581556
Only if it's so I can be with the cute lamia waitress I always see.

>> No.12581574

>>12581567
Since the Sunbros of this thread tend to be rogue knights who worship Amaterasu, I really don't see why other knights couldn't be on good terms with MGs.

>> No.12581576

Right, Teacher Anon here, gimme a bit to wake up and I'll get to writing.

When we last left off at school we had just eaten lunch.

So.

>Lamia
>JInko
>Open option because am dumb and can't think of one right now

What's the verdict, anons?

>> No.12581577

>>12581567

No knights fight for their king so it really depends on the area their in and Monsters are more ISIS tier then paladins could ever be

>> No.12581578

>>12581576
UHHHH Salamander!

>> No.12581579

>>12581567
>Would monstergirls be able to recognize Knightbros as equals

They hardly do for regular humans, would should knights be different? They'd more likely be viewed as easy sluts.

>> No.12581580

>>12581547

>baphomet is really a shit because they actively destroy the minds of men and literally force men to like them.

Incorrect, you have never read the MGE entry for them then. Just like every other fucking monster in the MGE they fuck the brains out of a guy they capture, and he may or may not fall helplessly in love with them. they then let said man go because he didn't live up to their standards it's not their fault if he is now infatuated with her and continues to follow her and her Sabbath cell around. Hell they don't even actively go after men since they have plenty of heroes who come after them. In a sad twist their ideal big brother (husband) is someone with the strength to beat them, but that would almost certainly lead to their death.

Seriously, you might be taking the paladin rping too seriously.

>> No.12581581

>>12581576
Jinko.

>> No.12581582

>>12581576
Can we get a Lich Science Teacher Co-Worker?

>> No.12581586

>>12581576
some MG blackmailing the teacher

>> No.12581587

>>12581567
Pretty sure Salamanders and Lizardmen at least would get wet from a cool Knightbro.

Dragons too, maybe.

>> No.12581589

>>12581579

>They hardly do for regular humans

Quite the grim concept you got there.

>> No.12581590

>>12581567
Would they care about men who lock themselves away and spouts death threats to any monster that comes near his home?

>> No.12581591

>>12581582
Sure, I'd be down for that.

>>12581578
Hur dur, why didn't I think of that. Good job, anon.

>> No.12581593

>>12581341
Welcome Back

>> No.12581595

>>12581580
>taking rping too seriously
Haven't these people always been like this since years ago?

>> No.12581596

>>12581591
>Sure, I'd be down for that.
Awesome.

>> No.12581601

>>12581589
It's not that grim. HBs are sentients like MGs, they're just condescendingly dealt with.

>> No.12581602

>>12581555
Martian, thats lewd.

>> No.12581603

>>12581595

I'm still trying to figure out why we even allowed the Paladin and 40k shit in these threads in the first fucking place.

>> No.12581604

>>12581591
>good job
R-Really? I just suddenly thought about that grill from Amagi and posted it without any forethought.

>> No.12581606

>>12581603
I think they're from /tg/ or something.

>> No.12581607
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12581607

I need my yandere fix.

>> No.12581608

>>12581602
im not maritan

>> No.12581609

>>12581354

Noice

>> No.12581610

>>12581580
Except that that's not true. Sure they don't actively go out and try to find men but any man they do find they rape and completely change his mindset thus forcing him to like little girls. And any monster girls they come across, mainly ones that want to join them, they completely change into little girls. They literally forcibly change people's minds and bodies to suit their own wants. They are shit.

>> No.12581611

>>12581603

paladins have been here from the start you dident "Allow" jack shit

>> No.12581612

>>12581555
with a healthy dose of lead

>> No.12581614

>>12581104
>>12581137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzHuCDDzP-E

>> No.12581616

>>12581555
Please censor, aka spoiler this stuff.

Let us all not make Janna the Kikmura maid work any harder than she needs to OK ?

>> No.12581623

>>12581580
>Sabbath is a religious organization with activities based on those peculiar values that is run by “Baphomet, the champion of the demon realm who is the most important leader in the demon lord's army. They have young, small bodies, and they preach about the wonderfulness of little girls, and sex with them, to humans and monsters. It's a group of so-called “lolita supremacist” monsters who practice what they preach day and night.

>Most of the members who comprise Sabbath are witches who were formerly human women who transformed into monsters after receiving the baphomet's demonic energy within their bodies. Being the baphomets' servants, they all totally adore them, and they're completely brain washed by Sabbath's doctrine. Along with the baphomets, they're responsible for the core of activities.

>Some of these “onii-chan” already found a childish body attractive to begin with, and some of them were enthralled as a result of being assaulted and given a thorough taste of the childish body of a monster from Sabbath. The majority of them are “lolicon” who are brainwashed by the doctrine of Sabbath, adore the baphomets, and love the body of young children beyond all else. Those who aren't can also be found among the ranks of Sabbath, but eventually they will be.

Shut the fuck up lolifag. SABBATH A SHIT!

>> No.12581625

>>12581606

Well back a year or so ago the threads were clearly a mixture of /tg/, /a/, and /v/. I know for a fact that /v/ loves 40k so it could just as easily be from them.

>>12581611

They should have been reported back then. It was roleplaying and roleplaying isn't allowed in any board outside /tg/.

>> No.12581628

>>12581623
Truly one of the worst species.

>> No.12581632

>>12581623

You are unreasonably hostile, and also it is horrifying to me that you have a problem with a bit of mental manipulation in a fucking thread dedicated to monster girls.

>> No.12581633

Well Gentlemen, It would seem we may be on the verge of seeing a Holy War break out between the Hathorians and the DFCians>

Where shall you stand in this upcoming battle , will you side with the delicious smooth flat chest or will you side with the awesome developed women? the choice is your, but sadly the factions will not be able to simple agree that....
breasts are just the best!

<She winces and changes the channel>

>> No.12581637

>>12581608
Whomever, that's lewd as fuck.

And I love it.

>> No.12581639

>>12581632
Things have changed. You must learn the flow of things again, loli is allowed, but Sabbath is despised because they would change all monsters into lolis and all men into lolicons. Even Deruealla wouldn't do that. And it is generally agreed on that mindbreak is shit. Allowed, but still shit.

>> No.12581642

>>12581633
DCT. Sabbath is scum.

>> No.12581643 [DELETED] 

>>12581616
remove this post. it is very offensive to islam.

i beg of you remove this haram postings and replace it with a better one.

>> No.12581644

>>12581633
What's the point. Aren't we tired of this eternal debate already?

>> No.12581647

>>12581576
Lamia, nigga, all day every day.

>> No.12581649
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12581649

Is it wrong to say that I'd want my Dire Wolfu to pin me to the ground, forces my head still, and forces me to continuously stare into her eyes as she chuckles at how much Im blushing and how much she'll enjoy ravishing me?
Spoilered for lewd sub fantasies of love

>> No.12581650

>>12581633
I stand with Hathor, forever until my death, and in the after life if I am needed. However she promotes peace and love for all so I believe there is a middle ground. Yes baphomets need to fuck off or be purged but I have nothing specifically against flat chests, I just love big ole fat titties more. I stand to keep peace. I fight for the same reason most soldiers fight, so that we don't ever have to fight again.

>> No.12581651

>>12581643
what would an Islamic mg be anyway? I don't see lamias being Muslim

>> No.12581652
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12581652

>>12581639

I will post whatever I want, whenever I want, and no amount of anally annihilated cowtit loving, paladin wannabe bitch boy faggots will stop me.

>> No.12581653

>>12581639
>Change all monsters into lolis and all men into lolicons

Untrue. The Sabbath is a voluntary organization. While any human women who come into their grasp may be forced into becoming Witches, Monsters join fully of their own volition.

In fact, the Sabbath is considered a very important and high-ranking organization, charged with both the crafting of the Monster Army's Spells, and with the education of its children.

>> No.12581654

>>12581403

Because only that shitlord Bob cares about smugfox enough to constantly post her or pester others for physical copies of the doujin to be bought.

>> No.12581655

>>12581649
No it's not, that's your preference and you can enjoy it until you drop dead.

>> No.12581656

>>12581652
Wait, did Rustle actually draw this, or is it just a trace?

>> No.12581657

>>12581654
Why so tsun?

>> No.12581658

>>12581653
Yeah? And where's your source?

>> No.12581660

>>12581651
Probably succubi who make sure that HBs don't leave their houses without a MG wife or family member.

>> No.12581661

>>12581653
>voluntary
They change all men and women they find, regardless of what they think before hand. Their goal as stated is to change all monsters in to lolis whether through force or their own will, and to change all men into lolicons again through force or their own choice. It doesn't matter if a few people willingly join an organization of most of the people who join are forced in.

>> No.12581662

>>12581650
This. Love the flat chest. Love the cow tits. Love all breasts. But the dictatorship of Sabbath will NOT BE TOLERATED! Everyman must be free to choose his waifu. Every man must be free to make his own descisions, and not have his mind and soul made a puppet to monsters or gods. DOWN WITH SABBATH!

>> No.12581663

>>12581653

What a lot of these idiots fail to realize is that some of the MGE is written in character, as in it is written in a way that the humans of its world would view those things. The only real source of information is the entries on the individual MGs themselves and the entry for Baphomets specifically mentions that they want superior men and release all others. Now then, if the witches of the Baphomet's Sabbath cell decide they want to keep around their masters table scraps than that's on them.

>>12581656

Nah some drawfag whose name I forgot did it. It might be a trace or it might be a really good reproduction of that picture.

>> No.12581664

>>12581654
Bollocks you are so tsun for bob it's hilarious

>> No.12581665

>>12581649
I want to squirm awkwardly while she stares at me.

Then I want her to ask me why I'm so shy.

>> No.12581667

>>12581658
Monster Girl Encyclopedia, vol. 1

>> No.12581668

>>12581660
That is the one reason I would take a precautions so monsters would never find me

>> No.12581675

>>12581654
You do realize all that bob has to do to get some attention is post smugfox pics. The best way to get someone to stop doing something you find annoying is simply to ignore it and not give the attention they desire, or simply state, "wow, I don't like that, can you do something new?'

Sadly it would seem a good number of people posting on 4chan lack basic common sense.

Is not the oldest pic on 4chan the one of 'Don't feed the trolls'

Oh look creepy sub story, great, lets not comment to it, he stops, throw a conniption fits, hes gonna egg you on for entertainment.

Anyway let the mug slinging continue

>> No.12581676

>>12581652
One day in and already causing problems. No matter, dog, you will be made to heel, the time of Sabbath is over, and it shall NEVER return. For once, having normalfags pays off.

>> No.12581679

>>12581665
>>12581649
Does she give a quick peck on the lips after asking to cause your face to burn from blushing harder than you did that one time that one thing happened that was really embarrassing?

>> No.12581684

>>12581675
>sensibility in 4chan
Fuck off with your logic and good ideas.

>> No.12581685

>>12581667
You might want to see >>12581623

>> No.12581686

>>12581676

Nope, at this point I get to piss off an entire thread and do it while obeying the rules. Amazing really, I'm not one to try to troll or anything but the more resistance and whining you faggots do the more I want to just fill the image limit with baphomet.

But I won't because I'm a nice guy.

>> No.12581687
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12581687

>>12581664
>>12581657

I am not who you think I am.

>> No.12581690

>>12581686
You don't seem like a nice guy mister.

>> No.12581692

>>12581675
>Creepy sub story
how exactly is it 'creepy?'

>> No.12581693

>>12581686
And this is why we hate you people.

>> No.12581695

>>12581679
Yes. Then she breathes heavily on my neck while I stutteringly tell her to stop because I'm sensitive there.

>> No.12581696

>>12581661
>>12581685
Indeed that is the very material I am thinking of.

I fail to see where you're getting all this stuff about them "Wanting to make all monsters into lolis" and such. Yes, they're a supremacist group, but nothing in the text describes them as being as forceful as you seem to believe.

With Monsters anyway. If they're still human, it's open season.

>> No.12581697

>>12581690
>>12581693

I said I like Baphomet and I get shat on, at this point I have every right to just want to fuck with you people.

You weren't nice to me, why should I be nice to you?

>> No.12581700

>>12581686
Go ahead and do that, we've had better shitposters who have tried that. We have a competent mod now who deoesn't tolerate shitposting, so enjoy getting whatever you dump deleted. PRISE HATHOR! HAIL JANET!

>> No.12581703

>>12581697
I like the baphomet. Can we be friends?

>> No.12581704

>>12581700

It wouldn't be porn, it would all be legal. More legal than say >>12581555
was.

Once again, why should I be nice to you assholes when you treat me like shit for liking things you don't like?

>> No.12581705

>>12581697
Link out the specific post where you were reasonable and got shit on for no reason. Because I doubt it exists, you probably said something along the lines of 'DCT a shit' or 'cow-tits a shit' thus you started it and so deserved everything you got. If you can prove your innocence however I will apologize.

>> No.12581707
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12581707

>>12581633
I'm a Paladin and even I'm willing to crush Sabbath with Hathorians (Hathorites?)

>> No.12581708

>>12581696
Are you gonna make me post a wall of text straight from the world guide to shut you up? Cause I will. Sabbath seeks to change all monster into children and all men into lolicons, ALL, forcefully. That shit doesn't fly here.

>>12581697
I'm done being nice, fuck off pedo.

>> No.12581709

>>12581704
Because thats how the threads work anon.

You post something someone dislikes, and then 20 minutes later there's over 100 deleted posts.

>> No.12581711

>Other than the uniforms based on a goat motif worn by the witches featured in MGE-1, there are also said to be witches who wear fluffy uniforms based on a dog motif which were designed that way because the ruling Baphomet is like the biggest dog lover ever.
>Each Sabbath Branch has its own uniform

What kind of Uniform does your witch wear?
Witches in Egyptian-style uniforms a best.

>> No.12581712

>>12581649
>>12581679
>being this innocent

You're cruising for a raping, kid. MGs don't put up with that shit.

>> No.12581714

>>12581707
Hathorites.

>> No.12581715

>>12581704
You don't know Janet. SHE. DOESNT. TOLERATE. SHITPOSTING. Go ahead, be an asshole, see where it gets you.

>> No.12581718

>>12581708
I would love to see you try.

>> No.12581719

>>12581704
to be fair, some of the posters here tonight are not the usual ones, and a few of the regulars seem to be in a foul mood . It would seem some trolls have latched onto us this evening, most of us are simply 'durr monstergirl pussy mmmm' , or are busy comming up with new ideas for characters and stories, To be totally honest I am not sure why people are full on retarded tonight

>> No.12581723

>>12581707
Welcome. Down with Sabbath!

>> No.12581726
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12581726

>>12581663
>>12581652
Recreated rustle style.
Still one of my favourites even though pose is copied

>> No.12581727

>>12581719
Like I said way up there, the first like 500 posts in a thread are shit, this one is just going on a little longer because we have more newfags.

>> No.12581729

>>12581707
Can I not like both? I am not understanding this rift in the thread.

>> No.12581730

>>12581719
It happens, from time to time.
They can't all be as good as the thread with that great Anubis story.

>> No.12581733

what the fuck is going on here

>> No.12581736

>>12581719
>some of the posters here tonight are not the usual ones
Confirming this.

I'm from an organised feminist thinktank and our mission is to sway online discourse. Monstergirls are a problematic and troublesome topic and we're taking aim at destroying such a cishet patriarchal material.

>> No.12581737

>>12581729
You are.

Just PEOPLE ARE WRONG ON THE INTERNET, and so on and so forth.

>> No.12581738
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12581738

>>12581687

More tsun

>> No.12581740

>>12581729
Being neutral is fine, just don't attack either side. Pretty much just stay neutral.

>> No.12581742

>>12581729
Totally different belief systems that contradict, and now that contradiction is producing friction

One is more peaceful in it's nature, while one wishes to impose its sick desires on others.

Push comes to shove Anon

>> No.12581743

>>12581736
10/10, I laughed.

>> No.12581745

>>12581736
If you really were part of that organization, don't you think another member also carrying out the same goals would spot you? In fact, you're not supposed to be talking about this. Who are you really?

>> No.12581746

>>12581736
>>12581745
The goyim know! Shut it down!

>> No.12581750
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12581750

threadly reminder that milfs > lolishit

>> No.12581751

>>12581726

Yea I love that one. I also love this one. I will post a link to it to conserve image space, because I am the nice guy here.

http://i.imgur.com/aTpTJwb.jpg

>>12581662

>Everyman must be free to choose his waifu!
>Sabbath will NOT BE TOLERATED

If everyman must be free to choose, why am I not allowed to choose Baphomet?

Granted I'd rather a vampire imouto, but that's besides the point.

>> No.12581752

>>12581745
Oh, I thought I was the only one assigned to /jp/.

>> No.12581753

>>12581718
Spell of pedomorphosis

>A secret spell of the sabbath religious group which absolutely loves to have sex in the young body of a little girl. With baphomet's enormous magical power, the aging process of the target can be reversed, changing them back into tiny young girls, and then stopping their growth there, fixing them in that form. It doesn't just make them younger, it also makes their young body vastly more appealing, causing the charm and depravity of a tiny young girl to stand out. Even though they're childish, their figure would be lustrous. Even a man with no interest in little girls would be aroused by them.

“Kukuku, it's the greatest secret spell, the pride and joy of my sabbath. I'll change any woman before me into an adorable, childish form..... Or so I'd like to say, but when I tried casting it on a holstaurus, those disgusting breasts remained, and she ended up as a 'big breasted loli!' Ugh! “

Eat a dick sabathfag.

>> No.12581756

>>12581746
Jewuki, pls.

>> No.12581757

>>12581752
You were supposed to be here when I posted the monster boy thread. What the fuck is wrong with command?

>> No.12581761

>>12581745
>cishet

It's just fujoshit kun.

>> No.12581763

>>12581753

You posted nothing we didn't already know. It says in the MGE article for Baphomet that they turn women into little girls.

>Baphomet does what the description says

OH THE HORROR!

>> No.12581764

>>12581740
Well, people have always called me Switzerland.

>> No.12581766

> 1 for jinko
>1 for Lamia
>1 for Salamander


I'll do the Lich as a special like MGT home edition, only in school.

Remember ,anons, there can be only one.

>> No.12581769

>>12581766
Holstaurus family again.

>> No.12581770

>>12581751
Because Sabbath forcefully ovewritrs so you like loli, and ONLY loli. They would change all monster into lolies as well, they would trample over everyone's will, see >>12581753

>> No.12581771

>>12581752
>>12581757
Well isn't this a coincidence. How many of us are here? 4? 5?

>> No.12581772

>>12581751
Join Sabbath today, membership includes a casting of Spell of Pedomorphisis, converting your Vampire Waifu into Vampire Imouto!

>>12581753
I'm sorry, this proves your point, how?

>> No.12581773

>>12581769
Maybe. Not saying no because I was thinking of making that a home edition.

>> No.12581776

>>12581766
Even though it was really a joke, I will stick to my vote on Salama.

>> No.12581777

>>12581766
Well, since Lich comes later, I'll vote for Salamander now.

>> No.12581780

>>12581766
Jinko
Will she be some sort of kung-fu master?

>> No.12581783

>>12581773
Ha cool. My vote always goes towards Holstaurus but whatever the anons want I'm fine with, I really enjoy your story.

>> No.12581784

>>12581772
>vampire imouto
You mean Vampire Imouto Waifu Daughteru.

>> No.12581785

>>12581763
FORCEFULLY. ALL. We support choice here. Get with the program or get the fuck out, we don't need anymore shitposters or flamers.

>> No.12581786

>>12581770
Anon, you're making shit up to desperately try and prove your point. Also, your spelling and grammar are deteriorating with your silly rage.

Nothing in the Spell of Pedomorphisis describes it as being forcefully used on unwilling Monsters.

Except maybe, MAYBE, Holstaurs, but then, that's more of a personal grudge for Baphomets.

>> No.12581788

>>12581770

Except when it comes to OTHER monsters, as in women that are already monsters, it is a voluntary organization. Are you seriously that thick?

>>12581772

BLOOD related Vampire Imouto, as in she was my sister that got bit and turned into a vampire.

I've had this burning in my head ever since I noted that Kirie from Bishoujo Mangekyou looked like my waifu.

>> No.12581789

>>12581766
Jinko or salamander.

>> No.12581792

>>12581766
jinko plox

>> No.12581793

>>12581780
>>12581777
You aren't double voting are you? Surely you aren't scum of the earth?

>> No.12581796

>>12581784
>Daughteru
how.

>> No.12581799

>>12581784
>Daughteru
That comes later anon. But otherwise, yes.

>>12581788
>BLOOD related
Well okay then. Best of luck.
I really should play Bishoujo Mangekyou sometime. I fell in love with Kirie's design and some of her CGs, and downloaded the whole game.

Haven't played it yet.

>> No.12581800

>>12581784
My Vampire Imouto Waifu Daughteru Can't Be This Sexual And Blood Thirsty While Also Ruling Over A Kingdom Of Scared Peasants.

>> No.12581802

>>12581793
nope.
40 sec. posting cool down, yo

>> No.12581803

>>12581772
Are you people fucking retarded? Sabbaht is despised because they take away your free will. They turn men into tentacles and rob their minds, reducing them to beasts.

>> No.12581804

>>12581793
Well, no. Since my suggestion of a Lich will be a "Special" for later on, I never really voted, so now I'm voting for Salamander.

>> No.12581807
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12581807

>>12581796
Time paradogs.

>> No.12581808

Well this was a shit thread.

>> No.12581811

>>12581803

You are so pointlessly angry. Did a baphomet take your family away anon?

>> No.12581812

>>12581807
>Paradogs
Now I'm reminded of that wolf snake raised

>> No.12581814

>>12581786
Did you not read the part that has baphomet affirming she'll change any woman into a loli?

>>12581788
So what? You can't deny they would make all men pedos, so they only like little girls. That won't be tolerated.

>> No.12581816

>>12581814

Woman as in human woman anon.

Also they wouldn't touch the men of other monsters that aren't already in the cult, so why do you care, you already got a waifu don't you?

>> No.12581822

>>12581814
First off, she says "All women before her". This implies those she comes across, or, more likely given her role as a high-ranking official in the Monster Realm Capital, those who seek her out for membership.

Second, that only applies to human men who do not already have a Monster Waifu. If they're already married, or even an Incubus, they wouldn't be forced into anything. If they're content with non-Loli waifus, then the Familiar has no choice but to move on to the next door.

>> No.12581824

>>12581811
No, lolifaggots are stirring shit, that's why I'm angry. No one cares if you like loli, but if you're gonna behave like the succubus overlordfags, get ready to see the threads burn.

>> No.12581827

>>12581814
>Succubi turn all women they meet into succubi, with only Deruella having the power to turn then into anything different
>Succubi also render men as mind broken sex slaves that are incapable of loving anyone else but them

Succubi a shit by your very logic anon, they should be purged from this thread as well.

>> No.12581828

>>12581824
But anon, you're the only one getting angry about this.

Hell, I'm a "Sabbathfag", and yet I think Hathor and her Healthy Cult are pretty cool. I just prefer flat and loli, which is why I'm in the Sabbath.

Now please, go chill out, fap to something you like, and go do something productive, rather than continuing this wholely pointless argument.

>> No.12581829

>>12581766
Salamander please.

>> No.12581831

You monster girlfriend is playing Monster Hunter on your lap.
Would you do lewd things to her at the most inappropriate of times, and cause her to to lose?

>> No.12581832

>>12581827
And indeed they should Anon!

One bit at a time I guess...

>> No.12581833

>>12581816
>>12581822
And where does it say that they just leave couples alone instead of transforming the girl into a loli and the guy into a lolicon? Not even that guy but they are literally a supremacist group, why would they not turn all women into lolis and all men into lolicons when that is literally their whole goal?

>> No.12581835

>>12581824
but succubus overlordfags don't bother anybody

>> No.12581836

>>12581831
Depends.

If it's a low-level hunt, then sure.
If we're talking G-Rank or something though, then hell no. I'm not so cruel.

>> No.12581837

>>12581816
>>12581822
Do as you like, just remember that you were warned.

>> No.12581838
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12581838

>>12581831
>Would you do lewd things to her at the most inappropriate of times, and cause her to to lose?
Yes

Yes I would

>> No.12581839

>>12581831
Nah, I'd let her play and help her out if she gets lost

>> No.12581841

>>12581836
>Not G rank
My Wurm daughter can handle G rank, on Freedom Unite, SOLO.

>> No.12581842

>>12581833
Because if they were literally that single-minded, they wouldn't be a high-ranked and trusted organization within the Monster Kingdom, even among those who have no interest in ever being a loli.

>> No.12581844

>>12581827
>succubi not being purged
You really are fucking new aren't you?

>> No.12581847

>>12581839
>getting lost
>MH
It's pretty hard to get lost in that game.

>> No.12581851

>>12581842
The entire monster kingdom is single minded, transform all women into monster girls and have all men get fucked by said monster girls. This all really comes down to KC and is shit world building.

>> No.12581852

>>12581847
Losing track of the Monster you're hunting on the other hand, that's entirely possible. And likely.

>> No.12581853

>>12581831
Yes.
It's to make sure she's not a casul

>> No.12581854

>>12581833

Where does it say that they transform monsters against their will? Oh nowhere that's where. The burden of proof falls upon the one of doing the accusations anon, if you are going to claim that they run around turning all female monsters they meet into lolis then you need to provide proof.

Also what >>12581842 said. They would not be tolerated or respected as an organization if they were that actively hostile to fellow monsters and their husbands.

>>12581827

Also don't forget that werewolves turn all women into werewolves as well.

>> No.12581857

>>12581847
>>12581852
I meant losing track of the monster. My bad. I was thinking of a different game

>> No.12581858

>>12581835
>never shutting up about becoming a slave and relinquishing your soul
>don't bother anybody

Fuck off.

>> No.12581859

>>12581851
>KC a shit
And at long last we have truly run out of any semblance of an actual argument.

So can we all stop now?

>> No.12581860

>>12581852
An experienced hunter won't lose track of them so easily.
After 300 hours, I no longer needed paintballs or the tracking skills.

>>12581857
Which game was on your mind?

>> No.12581862

>>12581838
I want to do this with gamer gazer, except instead of her tits I'm groping and massaging her eye stalks.

>> No.12581865

>>12581854
We have multiple times but you refuse to see what is in front of your face. Also they are feared and very hated by both monsters and humans alike, the monster kingdom is a shit example to use for all monster kind.

>> No.12581867

>>12581860
Shadow of the Colossus.

>> No.12581870

>>12581859
No of course they won't fucking stop.

I've never really cared about most fetishes but now I hate yuri and loli with a fucking passion because of the shitfest it turned this thread into

>> No.12581872

>>12581858
Hell, I never even see them post around here anymore. And it seems pretty self-contained when they do, no different from anyone else discussing anything.

>> No.12581873

>>12581862
How about her butt?
>grope her butt as she's trying to dodge a Savage Jho
>"S-STOP THAT! I-I'M TRYING TO DODGE HERE!"

>>12581867
Good stuff.

>> No.12581877

>>12581870
Wow.

How mad are you bro?

>> No.12581882

>>12581877

He is exceedingly angry.

>> No.12581883

>>12581865
>>12581854

This is happening because while you were gone, some guys who like loli remained, and they were very vocal about Sabbath ruling over all. You might not be like them, but you are not doing your faction any favors.

>> No.12581884

>>12581877
Pretty mad when it's like what half an hour of bitching from people who can't except people don't/do like yuri/loli stuff.

>> No.12581887
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12581887

>Not liking loli sphinxes

>> No.12581889

>>12581776
>>12581777
>>12581829


>>12581780
>>12581792


>>12581789

I guess Salamander wins.

>> No.12581890

If this is what's in store for us if and when the old members of /a/ find us again, I hope they never do.

>> No.12581896

>>12581873
>Savage Jho enters rage mode
>Start fingering her pussy
>She ignores you and tries to concentrate, despite blushing and squirming from your touch

>> No.12581898

>>12581883
>Some guys who like loli remained, and they were very vocal about Sabbath ruling over all
One guy did that. The rest of us said he wasn't doing our faction any favors, and then at least one very angry anon seemed to believe what he said, and then the rest of it has just been us arguing how that isn't the case.

Fun times in /mgg/.

>> No.12581899
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12581899

>>12581887
I prefer my lion pussy to be 2-legged and bully-able.

>> No.12581901

Look guys, just because it is someone stupid canon, doesn't mean it has to be that way for everyone elses canon, geez, this happens every thread

>> No.12581902

>>12581899
I liked when Takatsu drew a Sphinx girl.
She was adorable.
Though maybe, just maybe, a bit too far along on the furry scale. Just a bit.

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12581903

>>12581887

>> No.12581905

>>12581899
>What walks on two legs, spews obnoxious riddles, and enjoys creampies?

>> No.12581906

>>12581901
Just to clarify, in this case it's more:
>"PEOPLE ARE WRONG ON THE INTERNET!"
But you are right, when it's not that, it's
>"MUH HEADCANON."
The unending cycle. At least we have MGT inbetween it all, as something to actually enjoy.

>> No.12581909

>>12581903
Great, first comes horse pussy, now comes lion pussy

<this thread is meant in jest and is not to be taken seriously>

>> No.12581911
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12581911

>>12581903
What does that sphinx only have three legs?

>> No.12581913

>>12581906
>Enjoy MGT
>Nobody enjoys my stuff
Okay...

>> No.12581914

>>12581901
Just let people have fun and discuss things they like without calling them shit. Problem solved!

>> No.12581918

>>12581913
It was just an example...
I don't even know who you are anon. I could very well be enjoying your stuff too.

>> No.12581919
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12581919

Sad Lionpussy.

>> No.12581920

>>12581887
Would bully the shit out of

>> No.12581923

>>12581914
Oh you poor, innocent anon. How naïve.
Someone will always call it shit.
They will always rise to defend it.
Other people will always be annoyed by this.
And it will always spiral downhill from there.

>> No.12581926

I want to hold hands with Charon while she makes hand puns

>> No.12581930

>>12581911

Your sphinx also has only three legs.

All these poor sphinxes that had their legs amputated with bone cancer!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXfcOBU58ko

>> No.12581932

>>12581918
Maybe you are, maybe yo aren't. It's hard to tell when people enjoy it when only 1-3 people voice whether or not they like it or hate it.

>> No.12581933

>>12581926
>"Wow anon, squeezing kinda tight there aren't you...? This your way of saying you wanna go to a clam bake?

>> No.12581935
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12581935

...
Cute witch things

>> No.12581936

>>12581926
She will really be GRASPING for puns

>> No.12581939

>>12581935
Is...is this new?
I don't think I've seen it before.
She's adorable.

>> No.12581940

>>12581919
>looking at the image
>while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ewe2uF6O4
You have no idea.

>> No.12581941

>>12581935
Is .Less constantly drawing her to spite us at this point? I mean come the fuck on, man.

>> No.12581942

>>12581941
Anon, think of it this way
At least it ain't guro. Because then he's doing it to mess with us.

>> No.12581943

>>12581939
Literally been around since the days of /a/. Lurk way more.
>>12581941
He has to be a faggot every now and then between drawing actually good things.

>> No.12581944

>>12581941
Or he could just be drawing because he likes her.

>> No.12581945 [DELETED] 

Well, guess I should repost this.

Guideline for what is allowed:

DCT
DFC
Vanilla
BDSM
Doms
Subs
Incest
Rape
Reverse Rape
Anal
Heath
Gangbangs
Maledom
Loli, you guys have lost a lot of ground though
Femdom
/ss/
All deres, tsun is shit, again
Happiness
Suffering

And pretty much anywhere in between where fetishes are concerned

1/2

>> No.12581947

>>12581936
If she starts spouting puns a bit too much I'd have to ravage her anus due to a promise to an anon I made last thread.

>> No.12581950

>>12581943
Just to clarify. I am talking about this exact image. I know who Laska is. I just can't recall having seen her in a witch's hat and cape before.

>> No.12581951

>>12581950
If less posts it himself its new.

>> No.12581952

>>12581943
Maybe it's his way of venting?

>>12581944
He likes her so much that he asks for requests and ignores 99% of them to draw another Laska instead?

>> No.12581954 [DELETED] 

>>12581945
No really, this isn't helping.

>> No.12581956

>>12581952
But he did already draw a new request this thread too.

>> No.12581958 [DELETED] 

>>12581945

>/ss/

Good thing nobody here's known for that fetish.

>> No.12581959 [DELETED] 

>>12581945
>rape

You mean like, raping the MG? Fucking really?

>> No.12581960 [DELETED] 

>>12581945
No anon, stop!
This is just inviting more shit! Stop posting this already.

>> No.12581964 [DELETED] 

>>12581945
You're not helping, Anon. You're that guy who gets the bright idea to instead use gasoline instead of firewood on a camping trip

>> No.12581965 [DELETED] 

>>12581945
I hope "Anal" includes anal play and prostrate stimulation.

>> No.12581968 [DELETED] 

>>12581945
However, buy law of that they ALWAYS turn threads into huge shitstorms, the following should never be posted in /mgg/:

Futa
Monsterboys
Guro
Scat
Piss
Sounding
Pegging
NTR
Yaoi
Yuri
Fat old men
Furry
Vore
Torture
Unbirth
Giantess
Gender Bender; reverse traps are okay

>> No.12581969

>>12581935
Halloween Laska a cute

>> No.12581972 [DELETED] 

>>12581968
This sounds oka--

>pegging
>sounding

Fuck you.

>> No.12581978 [DELETED] 

Thanks Janet.

So drawing of Janet as a Kikimora when?

>> No.12581979 [DELETED] 

>>12581976
Janet should get a thank you card from all of us!

>> No.12581983 [DELETED] 

>>12581978
You may have to either pray towards Loen's gravestone, or make a story involving her that's popular enough for .Less to draw it.

>> No.12581987

>>12581983
What about Luth? Or is he 'dead' too?

>> No.12581992

>>12581987
Hella dead. So dead that you can't use a phoenix down on him.

>> No.12581993
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12581993

M-monster Girls?

>> No.12581995

So yeah guys about them monster girls?

>> No.12581996

>>12581993
I like everything about this image.

>> No.12581997

>You have finished your lunch
>Slowly but surely the Students and parents have filed back into the class
>Ok, time to pick someone else
>"Next is..."
>A claw raises
>It's Katie
>The Salamander
>Look over to her mother
>She's staring at you apprasingly
>She is also wearing some kind of uniform
>Ok
>"Katie, please come on up."
>"Kay!"
>She brings her mother up
>Her mother is wearing some kind of military uniform
>What
>"Hello, my name is Teresa, I work for a PMC that..."
>Holy shit
>She's a mercenary
>5 minutes pass by
>"... Blowing his legs off. And that is how most new recruits learned not to use land mines. Any questions?"
>Class looks uneasy
>Daughter looks excited
>You're still glaring at Dalton
>"Thank you, Ma'am, for your time, please have a seat."
>They both go back to their seat
>The mother continues to stare at you like a piece of meat
>Well
>That wasn't so bad

Such is the life of the Male teacher

>> No.12581999

>>12581997
Wait, Dalton?
Did I miss one of these?

>> No.12582000

>>12581997
If Dalton doesn't shit himself by the end of the day something is wrong.

>> No.12582002

>>12581997
*Frowning intensifies*

>> No.12582003

>>12581997
Parent's day? Or something?
Reminds me of the green texts I did a few months ago.

>> No.12582004

>>12581997
>that wasn't so bad
Just wait until after class.

>> No.12582005

>>12581997
What happened to the pen?

>> No.12582006

>>12581935
What is her dad going to think of that outfit?

>> No.12582010

>>12581997
>Military salamander explaining the dangers of land mines in great detail to minors
At least she wasn't a combat medic. They have some creepy stories

>> No.12582011

>>12582000
Dalton is a Marine. He'll be fine.

>> No.12582013
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>>12582006
She's wearing it specifically for him.

>> No.12582014

>>12582005
We get that back after school, anon, Just need to get through the day.

>>12581999
http://pastebin.com/Er4fwHw2

Behold, Dalton, destroyer of cars.

>> No.12582017

>>12582010
She'd also tell the kids a valuable lesson.
>"Never piss off the the person who stitches your wounds OR the team's sniper"

>> No.12582018

>>12582010
she's probably a desk jockey.

People who've seen shit don't like to talk about/ scare random young people unless they really need some counseling

>> No.12582021

>>12582017
>Pissing off the team's sniper
You only do that if you want off the wild ride

>> No.12582024

>>12582018
>She's actually a gun loving NEET
>She pretends to be a mercenary
>Even has an as put up in SoF

>> No.12582025

>>12581889
Excellent thank you, hope to see it soon.

>> No.12582030

>>12582024
>as
I meant Ad.
I'm starting to think my keyboard is defective.

>> No.12582032

>>12582014
Well, I went and looked through the archive on my own, but thanks for sharing.

Also, that is fucking hilarious.


Also, is it just me, or is the pastebin missing the very first MGT, with the kitsune daughteru handing MGT the picture?

>> No.12582033

>>12582018
My brothers Grandfather used to talk about ww2 all the time.

He used to joke how he and his friends would take a jeep and a stick and go drive down the streets of france knocking shit over at night.

He didn't like saying how he helped bomb the shit out of berlin though.

>> No.12582038

>>12582032
Yeah, in my infinite wisdom I forgot to save those.

My favourite one was the Dark Elf rape attempt.

>> No.12582039

>>12582024
>She bought/stole a military suit from a vet
>She reads up on war and the dangers of land mines
>For many nights she was practising how to tell the "story" of her "recruits" learning the dangers of land mines the hard way
>She even created her own hardcore backstory of her years in war
>Fucking Chuuni

>> No.12582041

>>12582033
War has numerous opportunities for shenanigans.
At least he regrets the bad stuff, and doesn't boast about it like a douche.

>> No.12582042

>>12582038
Maybe somebody should plump the archive to retrieve them?

>> No.12582045

>>12582033
Oh my father, his brothers, a cousin and my mom's father/uncle (She had to tell their stories for them) would tell me stuff about their wars. But they'd never mention the fucked up stuff until I was a bit older and actually asking them about the dirty stuff (these conversations were very short and overall very sad)

>> No.12582048

>>12582039
>If she has any scars, they're most likely make up or fake
>She boasts about owning and firing high caliber weapons
>She only owns a .22

>> No.12582051

>>12582011
The only thing that scares a marine is a marine drill sergeant. Which MC is one.

>> No.12582062

>>12582048
>Gym teacher hears about her being a war vet
>Thinks she would be some tough shit on the battlefield
>Invites her to come to the firing range with some friends
>She joins, even boasting that his friends are going to be blown out of the water and marvel at her skills
>She's never held a gun in her life

>> No.12582063

>>12582041
Yeah, my British friend was telling me about the shit he did in the ME. he would take water bottles and the MRE packets heaters and make bombs out of them and toss them at other people

(Everyone was doing this when they were bored he said)
He and his friends did this inside a jeep one time and got his buddy sent home early because the burns fucked up his leg badly.

Another time he was telling me about going through basic someone threw a blue smoke in his room and put a chair behind his doorknob.

He tried to pick it up with his bare hands and realized fire bad fire hot, so he had to get an oven mitt and toss it from his window.

A week later he found out who did it and threw a red smoke in the guys room.

>> No.12582066

>>12582062
>She fires her .22 handgun
>Nobody knows it's a .22
>The recoil makes it look like she's firing at least a .357

>> No.12582070

>>12582066
So she's a genderbent, Salamander Dale Gribble?
>She's raising a Hamster and Gerbil MGs in her basement
>"Laugh now, but in a few months you'll be begging for Gerbster!"

>> No.12582076

>>12582070
Gerbster MG when

>> No.12582077

Thread seems a bit slow.

Commercial anon, get to work.

>> No.12582082

>>12582076
After Puffpuff.
>"Katie, boil up some Mountain Dew. It's going to be a long night."

>> No.12582090
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12582090

>>12582082
Puff Puff is best girl

>> No.12582093

>>12582082
Does Gamer Gazer eat Mountain Dew Stew with Doritos?

>> No.12582095

>>12582090
>Salamander NEET walks into her basement
>See that it's flooded with Mountain Dew
>"How could you do this to me, Puff Puff?!"

>>12582093
Depends, is it the regular MD?

>> No.12582096

>>12582093
Why wouldn't she?

>> No.12582097

So umm, I'm looking through the archives, trying to find the first MGT, and I've got a question.


Who the bloody hell is Anya?

>> No.12582098
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12582098

>>12582095
I dunno.

You pick the flavor.

>> No.12582102

>>12582098
I'll take them all.

>>12582097
Space tiger Anya?

>> No.12582103

What do you guys do when you need to sleep, but the thread still goes on?

>> No.12582105

>>12582097
Oh you have much to learn anon. A Giant Siberian Jinko in Space, her husband is the captain of their ship.

>> No.12582106

>>12582102
>Space Tiger Anya?
Let's see. Claws, cat-ears, stripes, fancy-ass-bodysuit, cape...yeah, that sounds right.

>> No.12582111

Found one!

>Be male Teacher in MG Highschool
>Another day at work
>Spend the entire first half of your day getting eye fucked
>Day's almost over
>No one has tried to rape you yet
>Bell rings and everyone starts going home for the day
>Thank fuck
>Get up to leave and find the door closed and blocked by the Dark Elf girl
>Sunnavabitch
>"Hah, you have no where to run now, Anon-kun."
>Stare at her for a few moments before gently placing your hands on each of her shoulders
>Gently pick her up and put her to the side of the door
>Open door and walk out
>You call over your shoulder as you leave. "Please lock the door on your way out, Elizabeth."

Such is life for the male teacher.

>> No.12582112

>>12582077
Everybody is tired from the shitstorm. Also these threads get quite at night for obvious reasons.
>>12582103
Sleep. Check on the thread right before I go to sleep and right as I wake up, at least once every hour for about 14 hours then sleep again.

>> No.12582114

And the other!

>Another day at school
>Principal has assigned a teaching assistant to your class to observe you
>Whatever
>Teaching assistant is her Vampire secretary who always tries to ask you out for "Drinks"
>God dammit.
>"Please hand in your homework from last night."
>One by one they hand in their papers
>Neighbors' Kitsune daughter hands in her paper and hands you a note
"My mom wanted me to give you this."
>Open note and something is taped inside
>It's a picture of her and her daughter holding eachother
>Naked
>God dammit it's too early for this
>Kitsune is still there and now blushing
>"Thank you, Megan, go back to your seat now."
>You glance at the clock
>It reads 7:30 am
>You have to stay unraped until 4:30 pm
>God dammit you need a cigarette

Such is the life of a male teacher.

(I think those are the only two missing from the pastebin? Or were there others?)

>> No.12582116

>>12582103
Carry on my way.

>NEET Salamder is bragging to herbuddies
>They're a Wurm, Centaur, and a Dark Elf
>"I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennesse walking horse that was looking at me funny."

>> No.12582117

>>12582111
I like to pretend he has max thick eyebrows, to further emphasize his frown.

>> No.12582119

>>12582114
>>12582111
Adding them to the pastebin thanks anon.

>> No.12582121

All this frowning reminds me of a certain cop.

>> No.12582123

>>12582119
Happy to aid in the completion of the record!

>> No.12582125

http://pastebin.com/7BK0ns4r

How it all began.

>> No.12582131

>>12582125
So why is he a smoker again?

>> No.12582136

>>12582131
Well, other than the numerous different ways a person can pick up the habit through their life, the addiction sticking with them for god knows how long, there's also the fact that it's a commonly attributed form of stress relief.

And this fucka is stressed the hell out.

>> No.12582140

>>12582131
That's out of respect to my brothers granddad, He used to smoke lucky strikes all the time. He picked up the habit in ww2 and it stuck with him till the day he died.

Also you try working in a MG school without developing some form of release that isn't copious amounts of sex.

>> No.12582143

>>12582136
I'm going to imagine that he picked it up at a young age like an idiot.

>> No.12582144

>>12582136
See? this anon gets it.

>> No.12582149

>>12582140
IIRC, they gave you cigarettes in your ration in WW2.
But alright, I understand now.

>> No.12582151

>>12582143
>Be hanging out at the old abandoned theatre
>Be 15
>"Hey anon, look what I scored!"
>It's cigarettes
>"Wanna try them?"
>Frown
>Sure why not


>16 years later
>Be drill instructor
>Friend is standing next to you
>You're both still smoking
>Frown
>Look at cigarette
>"Did I ever tell you we were dumbasses growing up?"
>Friend grins
>"We must still be if we joined the Marines."
>Huh
>"Fair enough."
>Keeps smoking

Just for you anon.

>> No.12582153

>>12582151
Heh, feels nostalgic.

>> No.12582154

>>12582151
So what happened the week Dalton accidentally burned up the cigarette rations?

>> No.12582158

>>12582154
Apocalyptic rage, anon, the likes you have never seen.

And a sock party because he added 5 extra miles to the pt run.

>> No.12582170

"Hey Anubis, can I talk with you for a minute?"

"Sure, what Can I do for you?"

"Well I wanted to ask about this rumor I heard about you wanting to be a Goddess in another country"

"Oh, that is no rumor, I really want to be a goddess there!!"

"So...umm, what is so great about Denmark anyway?"

She just smiles and starts building something rom Legos

<she changes the channel again>

>> No.12582171

>You're a kid in the Order of the Straight Shota
>You're parents are sending you out into the woods to captures Snipes
>After hours of searching you find nothing
>God you're tired...
>Suddenly you're lifted from the ground by a tall and motherly Holst
>She looks at you with her closed eyes, before mooing with a smile
>She then carries you off to her home, and makes you a full course meal
>After eating, she leads you to her bedroom, where she makes you into a man
>You're parents are too busy getting drunk to notice you're not back

>> No.12582174

>>12582171
>I used "you're" twice instead of your
I need to slow down with the drinking.

>> No.12582176

>>12582170
This may be my favorite commercial yet.
Wonderful advertising.

>> No.12582177

>>12582174
Three times, actually.

>> No.12582179

>>12582177
>three
Good god.

>> No.12582186

>>12582179
Oh wait, I'm wrong. Like, doubly so.
I misread, and didn't realize you meant incorrectly.
And then ontop of that, there're four "You're"s total, not three. Two used correctly, two incorrectly.

Sorry about that.

>> No.12582195

>>12582186
No need to apologize.

>You decide to stay with her
>Your parents sober up and put your picture on local milk cartons
>The Holst treats you better than your parents did
>She lets you stay up, she makes you great food, she even encourages you to do various things

>> No.12582202

>>12582195
I'd still run away

>who's this strange lady
>what's she doing
>why is she bouncing up and down on me
>i'd rather be home right now

>> No.12582207

>>12582202
>I want to play my Gameboy
>Although her milk does taste good...

>> No.12582210
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>tfw you'll never hold Medusa's scaly snake hands while her scaly snake feet rub against your dick

>> No.12582215

>>12582207
>Why's she saying she's my mom now
>Mom was shit but she is better than this freak
>I'm leaving now
>Why can't I feel anything

>> No.12582217

>>12582210
I'd rather a Tsundusa.
Medusa Uprising still a cute, though.

>> No.12582218

>>12582210
Mah nigga.
I totally want that daki.

>> No.12582220
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>>12582210
I'd rather bring her to a violent orgasm.

>>12582215
>Keep trying to escape
>She always catches me and hugs me
>Muh Gameboy!

>> No.12582228

>>12582220
>Shota Anon just wants his Gameboy
>Creepy lady breaks it in front of him
>Tonight's the night bitches die

>> No.12582229
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>>12582218

Here's the full version with the lewd side on it. I don't think it's actually large enough to put on a fullsize body pillow, though.

http://i.imgur.com/ogCkSCF.jpg

>>12582217

I really wish she or Hades got into Smash 4 instead of Hot Topit, but I seriously can't get mad at his inclusion since he's such a low effort clone. Would've been better if he had Pit's Brawl moveset, at least.

>> No.12582231

>>12582220
>>12582207
What if she goes and buys you a new one?

>> No.12582232

>>12582228
>Breaks it in front of him
A motherly Holst wouldn't do that.

>>12582231
>Buys him a Gameboy to replace his old one
>As well as a few games and a shit ton of batteries
>She pats his head while he gets balls deep into his game

>> No.12582235

>>12582231
I'll do what I did when my cousin gave me his old one when some bullies broke mine as a kid.

I will love you unconditionally and do near whatever you say forever.

>> No.12582236

>>12582229
No, Dark Pit would've been better if they gave him the other half of Pit's weapons.

>> No.12582240

>>12582232
>She pats his head while he gets balls deep into the game
>While being balls deep in her at the same time

>> No.12582241

>>12582229
Well, the proportions for the pillow are spot on at least.

It could work. Though I'm not sure how bootleggers do image-scaling, or if they need a full, absurd-res 1/1 image or what.

>> No.12582243

>>12582240
>She embraces him in a loving matter
>He's playing Pokemon Yellow while shaking his hips without a care
>She orgasms after some time, and hugs him as close to her as she can
>He's trying to grind while not suffocating

>> No.12582245

>>12582240
>>12582243
>All this bored sex
I guess that's a fetish for me now.

>> No.12582247

>>12582245
It could be worse you could have a fetish for spanking the Charon butt like me

>> No.12582248

>>12582245
I wanted to end it with vanilla sex and hand holding, but now I'm just going to go with bored sex.

>> No.12582249

>>12582229
>since he's such a low effort clone
The worst part is Sakurai brushes off the naysaying of clones by saying only children do it.
He's really underestimating his fanbase here.

>> No.12582254

>>12582245
>Bored Sex
Not supposed to be bored. Supposed to be casual sexual activity. Slow, loving, cuddly.

>> No.12582258
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>>12582249

He went full Kamiya in that article. And I love it.

>> No.12582259

>>12582258
>Kamiya
I don't understand. Explain further.

>> No.12582260

>>12582258
Those tits are a little too big. Also her hair style doesn't fit her.

>> No.12582263

>>12582258
That stuff is too thick to be milk. It's either yogurt, or...

>> No.12582265

>>12582259
Hideki Kamiya, I think?
The creator of DMC, among other franchises.
He has a habit of blatantly, openly, and hilariously trolling whiny fans over Twitter (And probably other sources).

>> No.12582267

>>12582098
I'd a dark grey (Bottom left) and purple (bottom middle) Gazer.

>> No.12582271

>>12582263

I think raw, unpasturized milk is thicker before it gets freshened up for human consumption. I'm not absolutely certain, though.

>> No.12582282

>>12582243
>Finally reaches the E4
>She's hot dogging his dick between her delicious ass cheeks

>> No.12582292
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12582292

http://pastebin.com/RM8iBqP8
>Loli-Oni Sounds Again

>> No.12582294
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12582294

We dead?

>> No.12582313
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12582313

We really need to find the guy who made this and make him take responsibility.

>> No.12582317

>>12582313
Wasn't it .Less who made the colorless version?

>> No.12582319
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>>12582317
What, this? No.
The art style is definitely not the same as .less.
But whoever it is, I must find him.

>> No.12582322

>>12582313
>those heart pupils
I'm just now noticing this. I'm smitten.

>> No.12582324

>>12582313
>Not digitigrade, just hooves instead of feet
Ewwwwww, enjoy falling over

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>>12582319
Maybe someone will appear and answer your question in a clear and understandable manner?

>>12582322
So you like heart pupils, eh?

>> No.12582334

>>12582330
I certainly hope so.
Maybe this mysterious drawfag could be...our P4.

>> No.12582336

>>12582334
P4?

>> No.12582337

>>12582330
Anon, stop. I can't!

>> No.12582339

>>12582336
Yes, the new member to join the drawfag's party.
>P1 is .less
>P2 is Loen
>P3 is Monorus
And the new guy's addition will make a full party.

It makes sense.

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>>12582337
But you can.

>>12582339
I consider .Less as the Green Ranger of the group.

>> No.12582342
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>>12582337

Heart eyes, motherfucker.

>> No.12582343

>>12582339
If I'm understanding this the way I believe you want me to understand it, we need drawfaggotry of four monster girls going on a jRPG quest.
Zophia included.

>> No.12582345

>>12582341
>.Less
>Green Ranger
You might have had a point, but .less has proven himself to consistently stick with the threads to the point that he's essentially been promoted to Player 1 status.

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>>12582342
>>12582341
Guys, please, I...I...

>> No.12582348

>>12582342
>>12582330
Reminds me there's a new anime, and one of the characters apparently has Heart-Eyes.

Shame that she only has a pet-dragon or something, and isn't a dragon-girl herself.

>> No.12582350

>>12582345
I'd say he's more Player 2.
Always a steadfast aid, but never so pro-active as to be a leader.

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>>12582348
That is a shame...

>>12582347

>> No.12582354
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>>12582347

>> No.12582357
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>>12582353
I gotta go to the bathroom!

>> No.12582358
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>>12582357
Don't take too long.

>> No.12582361

>>12582345
He doesn't deserve to be the Red Ranger, or P1.

>> No.12582362

>>12582353
It is indeed. Especially because she's pretty cute.

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12582363

>>12582354
If it's Hitomi, I prefer LASER EYES! PEW PEW!

On that note, is it just me, or was chapter 12 super fucking weak?

>> No.12582364

>>12582362
Which character is she, by the way?

>> No.12582365

>>12582358
Sharkteeth are the best for blowjobs.

>> No.12582369

>>12582364
I have no bloody idea what her name is or even what her roll in the story is.

I just know she's cute, and has hearts in her eyes. As seen around 1:22 here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCyfTdkp_0

>> No.12582370

>>12582365
Maybe if your dick is made of steel or titanium.

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>>12582363

Yeah, chapter 12 did seem pretty flat

>> No.12582373
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>>12582370
Scary boners are the best, dude.

>> No.12582374

>>12582361
Then who does?
I would say Loen, but he's been out of the loop for a considerable amount of time.
Monorus kind of comes and goes more like a Tuxedo Mask-esque character.
And while .less may have had a low point, you have to admit he could be equated to the brash hero main character for sticking around for so long as the only drawfag we've had for some time.

>>12582343

What roles would they all have on this quest?

>> No.12582375

>>12582363
Those are some delicious cowtits. I'd reverse paizuri her in that shirt all day long.

>> No.12582377

>>12582373
Xelvy's stuff gives me the strangest boner.

>> No.12582379

>>12582369
>they're not her pupils
>short hair
>pink
Nevermind.

>>12582374
No matter how often .Less draws, he'll always be the Green Ranger to me. It's not about how often they draw, it's about the quality and feel of it.

>> No.12582380

>>12582379
To each their own I suppose.

>> No.12582381

>>12582375
I preferred her design before she got boosted a couple cup sizes; goddamn editor.

>>12582371
The entire plot was 2-dimensional.

>> No.12582382

>>12582379
Again,
>.Less
>Green Ranger
So he's P4 then?

>> No.12582385

>>12582381
She was pretty cowtits from the beginning, wasn't she?

>> No.12582386
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>>12582380
That's just what it boils down to in the end either way.

>>12582381
What kind of hateful bastard would do that to delicious titties?

>> No.12582390

>>12582386
What a foul-tempered bovine.

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>>12582385

Yeah, looks pretty much unchanged.

>> No.12582394

>>12582390
>>12582386
I would tease her enough to make her pout like that.
In turn showing my affections for her the way only an elementary schooler would.

>> No.12582395

>>12582385
Yeah, but the editor thought her tits should've been bigger, if memory serves anyways, it was a while ago now.

Regardless, I thought she was ample enough, now I feel bad for her shoulders. I'd still tenderly love a Hitomi though

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>>12582390
She's so Lean.

>> No.12582397

>>12582392
Isn't that updated artwork though?

>> No.12582401

>tfw you'll never kiss Hitomi's massive eyelid while she sleeps

>> No.12582406
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>>12582397
Unless he redrew everything, this page from the first chapter seems to have the same size as the newer ones.

>> No.12582409

>>12582406
To my discerning eye, I think they're not as large in that image at least.

>> No.12582410

>>12582406
>he
I thought it was a she. My whole world it turned upside down now.

>> No.12582414

>>12582409
To my DFC eye it looks like the other one just has her shirt less buttoned.

>> No.12582415

>>12582410
Wasn't it always implied that he was a crossdressing guy?

Though the "-kun" is a little ambiguous

>> No.12582417

So the main message here is: Never accept tea from a monster girl.

There's too many herbs that people put in tea that nobody actually gives a fuck about what's what.
Think about all the herbs monster girls could add to the tea they serve you. Neurotoxin-addled herbs, sleep-inducing herbs, it's too easy to fall prey to a monster girl if that's the method she tries.

Unless, she's your favorite monstergirl, then by all means, enjoy it.

>> No.12582427

>>12582415
So confusing.

>> No.12582430

>>12582414
Breasts do look bigger at times when the shirt is unbuttoned. It's also very seductive.

>> No.12582434

>>12582427
Confirmed for Japanese Ziggy Stardust.

>> No.12582443

>>12582434
Or that one doujin guy who crossdresses and takes pictures of himself with his guns.

>> No.12582450

>>12582443
I'm sure there's more than one of those.

>> No.12582460

>>12582450
It's the one that REALLY likes to show off his girly legs and butt, and did Magnum Koishi.

>> No.12582465

>>12582460
Oh well that really narrows it down then.

>> No.12582467

>>12582465
Are you being sarcastic? Or sincere?

>> No.12582472

>>12582467
I'm being utterly sincere anon.

>> No.12582482

So, anons, who would you like to see next in the line up for MGT.

>Jinko
>Lamia
>Wolf

I'll be writing this later today.

I hate letter captchas so much...

>> No.12582484

>>12580395
>taller
Slightly shorter and much thicker, thicker thighs, larger bust, with a kickass sexuality. Like, the difference between bronze-age and medieval people. She probably decides her mate based purely on scent too.

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>>12582482
Let's go with Wolf.
And I've been getting either sanscrit or numbers lately.
>Captcha: 420

>> No.12582491

>>12582482
Lamia. All day. Every day.

>> No.12582493

>>12582482
Jinko chuffs pls.

>> No.12582494

>>12582482
Lamia, please.
Isn't he like, the honorary uncle of a lamia or something?

>> No.12582498

>>12582494
Yes. I was planning on having that be a special MGT home edition as well.

>newasst under

Captcha pls

>> No.12582499

>>12582498
Wonderful.

>> No.12582501

>>12582498
>MGT
>Home edition
Starting to sound familiar now.

>> No.12582503

>>12582494
>honorary
I thought he was her actual uncle.
Which would be a great dynamic I think, this little girl wants to play with him and he's a great uncle so he gets into it and then MILFsune sees him doing chuuni shit with this little kid.

>> No.12582506

>>12582501
What do you mean, have you not caught a home edition post or...?

>>12582503
I made it his childhood friend See>>12582151
He was the one who had his car esplod

>> No.12582512

>>12582506
No, we just now have at least two people who did stories involving a teacher and his life at school and home.

>> No.12582513

>>12582506
Ah alright, that still works. Secret softy.

Nigga I'm getting fraction in my capthas what the fuck.

>> No.12582515

>>12582513
Complain to moot, not us.

>> No.12582516

>>12582512
Oh, sweet, I didn't catch it in this thread so was it in the other one before it went down?

Or is it older than that?

>> No.12582517

>>12582516
You mean the guy doing MGT or the other?

>> No.12582526

>>12582517
The other, I am Teacher anon, I do MGT and the Home edition. I just wanted to know is all, I like the idea.

>> No.12582533

>>12582526
>>12582512
I think I remember a previous series of Monster Girl Teacher things. It had a different feel, but was still entertaining.

But that was way back on /a/.

>> No.12582536

>>12582526
>You haven't read my crappy stories
I see.
It's alright, I understand. I'll just crawl into a bottle a bottle and consult some spirits...

>> No.12582537

>>12582533
It's not like it's an incredibly out there concept; there's probably several iterations.

>> No.12582539

>>12582536
Kill your kill yourself.

>> No.12582540

>>12582537
Oh definitely.
I actually think it was at least a couple different guys who used to do such greentexts on /a/.

>> No.12582542

>>12582539
So he should kill his desire to kill himself?

>> No.12582544

>>12582533
Huh,if so that was a bit ago, didn't really visit /a/ that much and stopped coming to /mgg/ after the move.

And then started up MGT when everyone was doing the elementary school MG's. is shitposter kun still alive or has he multiplied?

>>12582536
gimme yer stories, anon, I'll read them.

>> No.12582545

>>12582542
Yes, he should smash the desire over the head with a bottle a bottle.

>> No.12582549

>>12582536
Start giving your stories actual titles you whiny fuck.

>> No.12582550

>>12582544
You can find them on the blog, or my pastebin, where they've been for almost 43 days now.

>> No.12582554

>>12582550
Are they the arena ones?

>> No.12582555

>>12582554
Before that.

>> No.12582563

>>12582555
Uhm, uh, ok?

Gimme the link to your pastebin anon. Make this easier on us both.

>> No.12582565

>>12582563
He won't, he has to play martyr again.

>> No.12582566

>>12582563
It's the same bin as the arena ones.

>>12582565
You're confusing me for Alp. I mock my stories, not myself.

>> No.12582569

>>12582566
I don't remember which one that was... I was half dead at the time...

>> No.12582572

>>12582566
Maybe if you shithead were to title your stories, someone who hypothetically wanted to read them would find them...?

>> No.12582574

>>12582572
>>12582565
Be nice, anons.

>> No.12582575

>>12582569
Ugh.
/u/SteamyChowder

>> No.12582578

>>12582574
They don't have to be. I'm not bothered by it.

>> No.12582580

>>12582575
Are you like 14 or something?

>> No.12582581

>>12582575
Totally unrelated but this makes me want to get a cod tomorrow to make some fish chowder.

>> No.12582584

>>12582581
I see.

>> No.12582585

>>12582581
Would mermaids like fish chowder?

>> No.12582588

>>12582581
fuck you anon, I haven't had fish since I moved from Rhode Island.

I miss chowder and clam cakes...

>>12582566
Any ones in particular you want me to read, or should I just read all of them.

Also do you want me to give pointers or just shut my yap and read?

>> No.12582589

>>12582585
There's a good probability.

>> No.12582597

>>12582588
Pointers? Eh, you can but you don't have to. I'm not very good at writing, but I'm not trying to write on the same level as Shakespeare or ect.

>> No.12582599

>>12582597
Oh, alright.

Also, while I'm at it, I can't seem to read Lanternons stuff, I'm unsure about it, I have read 2 chapters of it and still haven't decided if I like the premise.

Don't get me wrong, he writes it well it just is having a hard time sticking to me.

Anyone here read his stuff and know if it gets more into it later?

>> No.12582601

>>12582599
Lanternon? I haven't read his stuff to be honest.

>> No.12582624

>>12582575
I'm enjoying the chemistry teacher stories immensely.

>> No.12582629

>>12582624
Really?
Thank you for enjoying it.

>> No.12582641

>>12582629
>I stop near a window and wave towards the sun. It waves back at me before chasing after a fat plumber with an overly angry face.

oh god, my sides.

>> No.12582658

>>12582641
So TA, when is your next story?

>> No.12582674
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12582674

So when is one of you writefags going to grow a pair and write about Anya?

>> No.12582676

>>12582674
...or when is one of you artsy-fartsy types going to color her?

>> No.12582677
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>>12582674
You could, like, just write it yourself, or something.

>> No.12582678

>>12582677
No, no I couldn't.

>> No.12582680

>>12582678
And why is that?

>> No.12582682
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12582682

>TFW you have a big waifu

>> No.12582684

>>12582658
Later today, Anons voted for the Lamia Milf this time.

>> No.12582687

>>12582682
Big waifus are best waifus.

>> No.12582690

>>12582680
I can't into writing. Someone else just needs to do it.

>> No.12582693

>>12582599

Lanternon is my favourite writefag. He does dialogue and world building really well. I recommend reading it. It's a nice look at a modern day MGE setting where all the extreme factions are gone.

>> No.12582695

>>12582674

When a good writefag decides to. Fucked if I'm going to ruin a thread favorite.

>> No.12582697
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12582697

>>12582684
Lamia Milf, eh? Ara ara type, or still tomboyish type?

>>12582690
>I can't into writing
Neither can most writefags here. Start small, and work your way up.

>> No.12582698

>>12582693
Need I mention "commissions"?

>> No.12582701

>>12582693
Thanks man, I'll give it another shot.

>> No.12582704

>>12582682
Tfw lamia aren't real

>> No.12582706

>>12582697
>work your way up
No. I already worked my way down. Come on. There's people who CAN write here, why can't one of them do it?

>> No.12582707

>>12582697
Ara ara type, but what kind of job should she have?

Since I'm here and not doing anything I'll let you guys decide for later.

>> No.12582708

>>12582707
>MILF
>job
She works at a diner. She likes to stay in the kitchen area with all the warm stuff.

>> No.12582710

>>12582698

He mentioned that once months ago when he got a big head over his views. The guy probably didn't know about the bots bumping views and shut up when people told him to stop that shit.

>> No.12582712

>>12582710
>when he got a big head over his views
Uhh, his 400-600's views? Really?

>> No.12582713

>>12582707
Maybe at a Bakery?

>>12582706
Well, what kind of story are you looking for? A comedic, serious, lewd, or horror?

>> No.12582714

>>12582706
>Spending lots of time on a reskinned alien scifi story that is no different than just picking an alien romance out of a hat and ctrl-r alien for monstergirl

She's fun and all but no thanks. Most of you people probably just want to see cute space tigers doing cute space things anyway.

Though it could be fun to give it the Scalzi treatment. But I think everyone would hate me if I pulled a Redshirts on it. Not worth the time or aggravation.

>> No.12582717

>>12582712
He only got that many, yet his head is so far up his ass that he's his own hat?

>> No.12582720

>>12582717
http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon
See for yourself. Those stats are barely better than mine. I thought he would've had something like 5 digit numbers when anon A said he got uppity over them...

>> No.12582721

>>12582712

Yes, when he got 600 views. It really was stupid. even I have that many, and I'm shit But he seems to have learned his lesson, and it doesn't detract from his writing.

>> No.12582724

>>12582720
Better than mine, like almost 4x better...
Then again, he got bloated by bots.

>> No.12582727

>>12582714
This does give me a great idea though. I am totally going to have "The Adventures of Cosmo Anya and Captain Kapitan" as some kind of long running franchise in some stories. The old show within a show skit.

"Cosmo Anya and Capain Kapitan in: The Slime from Station 9!"

Kids playing with Anya action figures and crazy chuuni Jinko teenagers cosplaying as her.

>> No.12582733
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>>12582713
>what kind
Something flexible, an episodic story that could veer from one to another as the world they're visiting changes, with SoL hi-jinks aboard the ship while travelling between worlds.
>>12582714
Fine, no Anya, we can't have any fun. At all. Hmph.

>> No.12582734

>>12582724
Fucking bots. My website stats have been worthless for months thanks to those fucking things.

>> No.12582736

>>12582674
When someone makes Anya less fur, more monsta gurl.

>> No.12582742

>>12582734

Easy way to beat the pastebin bots:
>post your writefaggotry as unlisted
>leave it an hour
>turn it public

There, now you have an accurate reading of how many views you have. Then get ready to feel flattered/depressed.

>> No.12582747

>>12582713
>>12582708
Bakery it is.

>> No.12582749
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12582749

>>12582733
>flexible
I could give it whack, but to be honest I've already got two things on my plate with a possible third. Not to mention the fact that I've got only a small amount of people who like my things, a few people who hate that I don't use proper titles with the possibility of LDR being one of them, and the lack of ambition to write SciFi related stories.

>> No.12582750

>>12582742
I ought to try that some time. I've figured that about 200 are bots, since that's what posts that I haven't advertized have got.

>> No.12582752

>>12582747
Is it an erotic bakery?

>> No.12582755

>>12582750
It's what I do. I enjoy almost having 500 views on my first story.

>>12582747
Wunderbar.

>> No.12582756

>>12582749
>I don't use proper titles
That isn't very hard to change though... but if you don't want to write it, don't. It's not like I want you to or anything, so don't get the wrong idea!

>> No.12582758

>>12582727

>The actor that played the original Anya is now a lonely Christmas Cake that just goes to cons for paying events and faintly hoping to find a guy that's likes her for who she is but respects her career and doesn't make her force her terrible fake Russian accent in bed.
>Winds up meeting up with a guy, named Guy, that played a redshirt in the original series
>Get talking about life after a signing event and go for a drink together
>The original actor who played Kapitan is a gigantic ham that has completely gone to seed and harasses her at every opportunity

Yes, this could be fun.

>>12582750
That's what I do, just take about 250 off the top.

>> No.12582760

>>12582752
No.

Don't worry, at the end of this school day there will be a bit of lewd, just be patient.

>Captcha they hgiffe

Yeah something like that

>> No.12582761

>>12582749

I like your stuff, Chowder. You should continue with it.

Just remember that every writefag has their niche. Don't try and be a master of all genres. Experiment, but find what you're best at and stick to it.

>> No.12582763

>>12582760
>not an erotic bakery
Come on, think of the comedic potential!

>> No.12582770

>>12582758
>Kapitan is basically Shatner
Oh fuck you, I got the hiccups from that.

>> No.12582772

>>12582761
Yeah, I love his Chem Teacher ones and the new one he has going on looks promising as well.

After reading through them and then the arena ones I now know what's going on, they're really enjoyable.

>> No.12582774 [DELETED] 

>>12582763
Like in Panpan Bakery, with the shota being jacked off by his Older Sister/spoiler] while thinking of his Mother?

>>12582761
I know that everyone has their niche, though sometimes it's good to be reminded. I work best with what I'm currently doing, though I wish I could channel more SoM into my one story.

>> No.12582775

>>12582761
>every writefag has their niche
Elaborate.

>> No.12582778

>>12582763
But anon, that's lewd.

>> No.12582779

>>12582750
>>12582758
>200
>250
>220
Welp, I guess no-one is reading my sounding fic then. Shit.

>> No.12582782

>>12582778
So is she. Problem?

>> No.12582783

Like in Panpan Bakery, with the shota being jacked off by his Older Sister while thinking of his Mother?

>>12582761
I know that everyone has their niche, though sometimes it's good to be reminded. I work best with what I'm currently doing, though I wish I could channel more SoM into my one story.

>> No.12582784

>>12582774
What? That sounds strangely arousing...

>> No.12582785

>>12582783
>Panpan Bakery
Never heard of it, and no, not like that, at all.

>> No.12582787

>>12582783
>fucked up a second time
I give up.

>>12582784
Even more so when his semen is mixed into bread batter, baked, and his mother and her milfy friends eat it.

>>12582785
Then what were you thinking of then?

>> No.12582788

>>12582782
Don't be silly anon, teachers aren't allowed to be lewd!

Holy shit my Captcha has numbers in it again!

>> No.12582789

>>12582770

>Anya my...sweet. We should totallygofor...a bloody Mary sometime. You'll...like it. Ithasvodka.
>It's Anna, Gene. And don't call me you sweet. Don't you have some young impressionable Anya cosplayers to lay?
>Please...Anna, callmeKap.

>> No.12582790

>>12582787
I really want to read this then...

Fuck, the numbers are gone...

>> No.12582792

>>12582787
>what were you thinking of then?
Something like this:
>Would you like some cake? I made it myself...
>Sure...
>Ta-daa!
>she presents a chocolate cake shaped like a schlong
You know?
>>12582789
My hiccups is not gone but I'm not mad at you anymore. Live long and prosper.

>> No.12582796

>>12582790
It's on Exhentai, still called Pan Pan Bakery and it's done by Yuuki Ray.

>>12582792
So making erotically shaped cakes and such? Would she also make puns related to baked goods?

>> No.12582800

>>12582796
>erotically shaped cakes and such
Yes, that's the idea behind erotic bakeries. I'm surprised you didn't know this.
>puns
Your story, your character.

>> No.12582801

>>12582800
>my story
Wrong guy.

>> No.12582804

>>12582801
If it's not your story, why are you talking to me about it?

>> No.12582805
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12582805

Levia-san on the 6th page!

>> No.12582807

>>12582775

Some are better at comedy. Some are better at horror. Some are better at romance.

And so on.

>> No.12582808

>>12582805
Hii-chan a best. Interspecies sluts are great.

>> No.12582809

>>12582807
But how does one figure out what they're good at before they get good at all?

>> No.12582811

>>12582809
Try starting from what you like. My first MG story was a sounding/horror story and the audience ate it up.

>> No.12582812

>>12582809

Criticism from your readers mostly, although I suppose you could count the views on your stories.

for instance, I found that people prefer my comedy to my serious story

>> No.12582813

>>12582809
You just have to try. Start with what you like, what with >>12582811 said.

>> No.12582818

>>12582812

That's not necessarily true. People love my comedy, but only when it's anonymous in these threads. Plus I can't do wacky for more than a short spurt at a time. So all my big stories are a lot more serious with enough cute injected to help you grow attached.

>> No.12582819

>>12582812
>count the views on your stories.
Keep in mind that people want new things, though. The first couple of chapters with new characters are always more popular than the tail end. Maybe do just one-shots until you find your legs?

>> No.12582820

>>12582811
>>12582812
>>12582813
I'm just going to back away quietly.

>> No.12582821

>>12582812
>Criticism from your readers mostly
Ahaha desu wa, I've never seen any of that. You'd have to be either really good or really bad for people to bother.

>> No.12582827

>>12582820
Gonna chicken out?

y the way, there's a sequel for Panpan involving the Mother and a shota. Just wanted to leave this little tidbit here.

>> No.12582829

>>12582821
And even then, it's going to be either
>Great job, keep going!
or
>Fuck off and kill yourself!
neither of which is helpful.

>> No.12582830
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12582830

So, how long have you been browsing these threads, and when did you start getting into Monster Girls?

I started in these threads roughly July last year, back when they were on /a/.

I got into Monster Girls specifically when I first heard of Monster Girl Quest back in 2011 and thought a Snake girl was really cool, though I wasn't sure why. Afterwards I found out about more stuff and eventually ended up here.

Proud to say I never went to MGU.

>> No.12582831

Lich encounter guy is ded?

>> No.12582834

>>12582829
I dunno. Usually mine is more about the character interactions.
"I can't believe X did Y."
"What do you think Z is going to do next?"
"Q did nothing wrong."

>> No.12582835

>>12582820
>I'm just going to back away quietly.
>quietly
Anon, I...
Seriously, there's nothing to lose. You can drop the pastebin and get a new one if you feel like you want to disown the first ones.

>> No.12582836

>>12582829
Most people don't even know how to do proper criticism.

>>12582830
Roughly 2010.

>> No.12582840
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>>12582830
I didn't get into these threads until I saw pic related in the catalog and fell in love. That was whenever Rach first appeared in EMG. I've had discussions of mythological creatures, their anatomy and their breeding habits with my dad since I was a kid though, so since the 90s?

>> No.12582842

>>12582834
>X is terrifying
>Y is so moe~

>>12582830
>Liked touhous (babbys first MG) from like 2007
>Fapped to MGQ as soon as it came out in English
>Went to MGQG threads after part 3 came out
>Started coming to /a/ MG threads late last year

>> No.12582846

>>12582842
>Will T senpai ever notice me?
>Why is A such a bitch?

>>12582835
Sometimes a person can be picked out of a group by their writing style.

>> No.12582848

>>12582831

Still alive, just wondering how to continue this utter trainwreck of a story. I've got most of an update done, but I really don't like how it's gone.

>> No.12582852

>>12582848
You could find someone you trust to give you some help.

>> No.12582856

>>12582852

Eh, for better or worse, expect Lich Encounter part seven in the next week or so.

>> No.12582858

>>12582830
MGQ probably
It's shameful to say, but I found it when I was a newfag browsing Fakku games section

>> No.12582860
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12582860

>>12582856
Don't fret over it too much.

>> No.12582862

hmm, July late last year. didn't start browsing /mgg/ Until sept and then only infrequently

I found a thread in the archive for /tg/ called Bizarre Faggot quest and was like "Huh, ok." and then I started reading all the stuff he did and the saw something called Hoboquest and fell in love with that and spent most of the month catching up on it.

I wish the hoboking would come back...

>> No.12582865

>>12582862
Meant for >>12582830

>> No.12582866

>>12582862
The king is dead.

>> No.12582869

>>12582866
Long live the king...

I'm going to go be sad now...

>> No.12582871

>>12582862
Does it involve Charon?

>> No.12582877

>>12582871
No, it involved guns, monster girls, necromancy in the last chapter, and an alcoholic hobo from NO.

>> No.12582878

>>12582871
No, just a shota and some other cool characters.

>Captcha which weeemen

It had one of those too.

>> No.12582880

>>12582877
Oh, he meant hobo quest...

It was pretty neat ,anon. Go give it a read sometime. Faceless Archiveist also turned it into a pseudo story too.

>> No.12582883 [DELETED] 

>>12582860

Oh I won't. Who knows, maybe people will like it after all. Seems to have worked with previous updates.

>that feel when the throwaway comedy story you did is more popular

>> No.12582884

>>12582883
>throwaway
What?

>> No.12582885

>>12582830
http://i.imgur.com/QJYuy2N.jpg
I remember playing in a private server for RO and having a pet Isis. I would take her out of containment together with my own snake when no one else was around.
Started going to these threads April last year because of EMG, found out about MGQ, stayed

>> No.12582886

>>12582885
>bobcut snake
Very good.

>> No.12582888

>>12582885
>with my own snake

>> No.12582896

>>12582884
Maybe he thinks you're that guy who does those monstergirl commercials?

>> No.12582935
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12582935

So, how bout them monster titties?

>> No.12583003
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12583003

Did you kickstart it?

>> No.12583011

>>12583003
No, but I watched Slowbeef and diabetus laugh at it.

>> No.12583023

>>12583003
Fuck no.

>> No.12583025
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12583025

Could a guy with a stronk, wild MG waifu be a Beastmaster?

>> No.12583040

"Get away from me Ginny!" the shivering Werewolf said, pushing at the young Wurm with what strength she could muster, which of course did not even make her budge.
"Why are you being so mean Jane?" the offended Wurm asked.
"Because you stink like old man jizz and I hate it!" the Werewolf snapped, though there was no truth to her statement. Ginny told her as much.
"I bathed afterwards so there's no way I could smell!"
"Shut up! I've got a really good sense of smell, so I can tell even after bathing! You stink!"
"Oh yeah? Well YOU smell like a wet dog!"
"WHAT?"
"You hear me!"
"You BITCH!"
"You're the bitch, doggie-doggie!"
"What is THAT supposed to mean?"
"It means you're a bitch, that's what female dogs are called, dumb bitch!"
"Who are you calling dumb, Wurm?"
"You. I'm calling you dumb. Bitch!"
"THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW!"
Jane the Werewolf jumped on the Wurm's back and started to yank her hair. Ginny responded by falling on her back and burying her into the snow. She then rolled off of her, coiled her tail in front of her into a semicircle and began to prepare snowballs to defend herself with.

>> No.12583042

>>12582896

No I mean, I'm surprised that my shitty comedy story is more popular than my serious one

>> No.12583052

>>12583042
People like comedy and such. Why do you think Bromont was so popular during his reign on /a/? Of course, you should stick with what you like. And if you like to write serious things, write them. Variety is best.

>> No.12583058

>>12583040
Emerging from the snow, Jane was fuming with rage. She hadn't even gotten her bearings before she was hit by the first snowball.
"That was a warning shot, I've got plenty more here, so just give up now!" Ginny yelled.
"Oh, deterrence is it? Well guess what? I don't care anymore!" Jane yelled, turned her back at Ginny and began to dig a hole into the snow with all the fury of a Werewolf, sending the snow flying at the Wurm from between her legs.
"Hey, no fair!"
"I got run out of town with you because of you, how was that fair?" Jane shouted, now hidden from Ginny's snowballs behind a wall of snow, preparing her own.
For some reason, Ginny got quiet while Jane was preparing her offence.
"G-Ginny?"
"What?"
"Are you okay?"
"Of course!"
"Then how come you're all quiet?"
"Oh, no reason..."
Suspicious. Jane lifted her head up for a little peeks, just in time to see the huge snowball twice the size of her head plummeting towards her. With the reflexes of a Werewolf, she dodged it, but was forced to leave the safety of her foxhole, and unarmed at that.

>> No.12583061

>>12583025
Maybe.

Frosted Rapes a best.
http://imgur.com/a/fun9c#0

>> No.12583062

>>12583042
People like comedy, my man. It's like how comedy movies somehow make more money than serious gritty movies

>> No.12583069

>>12583061
>http://imgur.com/a/fun9c#0
I wish to make her chuff

>> No.12583075

>>12583058
There was no immediate attack. Of course not, Ginny had used up all of her ammunition to make that big one. This gave Jane a window of opportunity; she grabbed snow while running in a zigzag, preparing to turn around and attack. But she needed a small edge, anything at all to overcome Ginny's superior physique. It was time for psychological warfare.
"You know, when I first met you, I didn't figure you were a slut" Jane yelled at her, still running, not even turning to face her.
"No, you thought I was a retard and tried to swindle me. I didn't judge you for it, did I?"
Ouch, she had a point there. This was not going according to plan.
"Well you STILL got us run out of town! I didn't do anything to deserve that!"
That ought to guilt her a bit.
"The law said that ALL Monsters had to be banished, and YOU got yourself turned into a Werewolf before you even met me, you can't pin that one on me"
Damn she was good at this.
"But they never would've found out about me if you didn't whore yourself off to an old guy like that!"
"You were the one who introduced him to me, he was supposed to be a dependable guy! And he wasn't even fifty yet!"
Whatever, time to attack!
"HIYAAH~!"
Jane threw one ball at Ginny as she turned around as suppressive fire, preparing to aim the second throw. And then she was hit in the face.

>> No.12583079

On the subject if updates, Lanternon update when? It's one of the few stories on here that I follow.

>> No.12583080

>>12583040
>>12583040
>>12583058
I like it.

>> No.12583082

>>12583069
That and some cuddles.

>> No.12583088

>>12583075
That had been the flaw of her plan; Jane had thought Ginny would be thrown off her game through this conversation. But she had not been. The indomitable Wurm had been prepared, and just as soon as Jane had stopped, she had taken careful aim and nailed her straight away. This had left her source of ammunition - that is, the area between her tummy and her tail-shield - depleted and the ground bare, but she had hit Jane hard enough to hopefully get her to give up.
Jane did not give up. Well, she DID give up on the snowballs, but not on the fight.
Crouching low, the Werewolf rushed at the Wurm on all fours, growling. She had lost it.
Ginny was not worried. Even during a full moon, Jane could not muster the strength to actually harm her, and the moon was not full now. She prepared to catch Jane as she lunged at her and give her a nice, big hug.
Jane lunged at her, and she caught her. Unfortunately for Ginny, she had not taken into account the fact that her body had melted the snow beneath her, making the ground she was on slippery. Jane's momentum pushed her off balance, and the two rolled around in the snow. While the Werewolf was not strong enough to harm the Wurm, she was strong enough to toss her around in this situation, and for a good long while neither was able to overpower the other.
In the end the snow cooled off Jane enough to let her adrenaline be overcome and the two let go of one another, falling on their backs and breathing heavily.
"I'm sorry Ginny" Jane said. "I just don't know what to do now, and I'm scared"
"I know what we should do" Ginny said, completely unexpectedly.
"REALLY?"
"Yeah"
"What?"
"Let's build a snowman"

>> No.12583090

>>12583088
The story's done now, by the way.

>> No.12583093

>>12583090

As always, pastebin that shit so others can enjoy it.

>> No.12583095

>>12583093
You do it if you care enough.

>> No.12583100

>>12583095

I already have a pastebin full of my own crap. Someone else has to. I'm not going to take credit for another persons work.

>> No.12583105

>>12583100
You know I only write these things as filler for boring threads. I doubt anyone would actually enjoy them if they had something else to occupy themselves with. There's no need to save them anywhere.

>> No.12583109
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>>12583105
Just make a Pastebin faggot.

Do it. Do it. Do it.

>> No.12583111

>>12583109
No.

>> No.12583122
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>>12583111
You know you want to.

>> No.12583124
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>>12583122
I want to stay away from the spotlight and all the drama and obligations that being an actual writefag entails. This conversation is now over, let's talk about weddings instead.

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12583131

>>12583124
I want to be courted/proactively dated by a yandere Christmas Cake.

>> No.12583133

>>12583122
>>12583124
>>12583131
Friendly reminder to please delete your images!

>> No.12583134

>>12583133
>delete Monster Girl images from the Monster Girl Thread
Yeah, no.

>> No.12583136

>>12583133
You're an annoying faggot.

>> No.12583139

>>12583124

It's possible to be a writefag without the drama and attention whoring.
Step one: Don't be Negawalker
Step two: Don't be Alp
Step three: Don't namefag

Got all those down? Then congratulations, you're a writefag who doesn't cause shit.

>> No.12583140

>>12583134
think he meant the reaction images, don't know why he quoted the wedding one.

>> No.12583142

>>12583139
I only use a name when updating. I don't think I cause any shit with that.

>> No.12583147

>>12583139
Okay, this is just... yeah, fuck it. Weddings. Blushing brides. Nervous grooms. Shocked human parents. Intrigued MILF mother-in-law.

>> No.12583151

>>12583134
>>12583136
Fuck off, otherwise we'll hit the image limit. Either delete your images or don't post images please.

>> No.12583152

>>12583151
>don't post images
But what's the point? If we hit the image limit, we can't post images, but if we can't post images anyway, who gives a fuck? How retarded are you?

>> No.12583155

>>12583139
>Back when Nega was starting out, writing anonymous greentexts then full squeals in pastebin
>I was one of the guys that called in one of the best of the new wave of writefags
>It's completely gone to his head
I'm so so sorry.

>> No.12583157

>>12583131
I want less to draw this girl.
Does she have a name?
Please no jap name

>> No.12583159

>>12583157
Let's name her Nekoma-sama

>> No.12583164
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12583164

>>12583157
>Does she have a name?
Nah, and she was drawn from this by Mithril.

>> No.12583165

>>12583155

You should be. People say Lanternon got arrogant, but he only got uppity once. Nega's big headed-ness is full time.

He's a good writer, but fuck is he full of himself. It's only smut. Calm the fuck down. You aren't writing the next Shakespearean play here.

>> No.12583173

>>12583165

Him thinking he's a good writer doesn't bug me. What does bug me is he thinks anyone who doesn't like all his strange fetishes is a troll and everyone really loves him.

>> No.12583177

>>12583173
There's also his fanboyism, especially for Bob.

>> No.12583178

>>12583165
>Hey guys I might do some actual fanfiction, what do you guys think?
>Not a single positive reply, 5 different variations of FUCK NO
>Writes it anyway
I mean shit, asking what people think only to completely ignore them is the number 1 way to show you're just an attention whore. Everybody knows this except Nega apparently. That happening was the clincher for me, dude's a faggot.

>> No.12583181

>>12583165
>Nega's big headed-ness is full time.
>check him too
>also in the 400-600's range
How do these guys get so fucking uppity with these stats?

>> No.12583189

>>12583181

No idea. It's probably mostly bots too.

>> No.12583191
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12583191

Let's have a nice discussion about Chesires.

Isn't purple a lovely color?

>> No.12583194

>>12583181

I dunno. But I think a lot of the good less-controversial stories have a lot of readers but don't get much discussion because it's the old Venture Bros/Hellboy syndrome. Most people like it, but nothing to argue about. Just waiting for new material.

Whereas the shitstorm stories can take up whole threads, 99% of which is slamming the author for trying to hype and peddle it here or defending the contents instead of just leaving it be.

>> No.12583196

>>12583191
how do the heels work?

>> No.12583197

>>12583191
Goes well with green.

>> No.12583198

>>12583191
Would cuddle with hard. She better not bully me though, or I will cry.

>> No.12583199

>>12583191
Purple is my favorite color. Cheshire are lovely creatures, regardless of what people have come to think of them. I want to be hunted down by a teleporting Cheshire in an abandoned amusement park.

>> No.12583200

>>12583196

Broken feet like the old Chinese practice.

>> No.12583202

>>12583200
I reject this bullshit.
>>12583196
The shoes are bigger on the inside because Wonderland logic.

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>>12583191
How do her feet work?
How does she keep herself from extending her claws with those heels on.

>> No.12583204

>>12583199
>Cheshire is like the Joker, but a rapist
I actually like this

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12583206

>>12583196
>>12583203
Wonderland magic let's them fit their paws in their heels. And anything else.

>>12583198
I'd love to be bullied by a Chesire. I want her to make me her bitch.

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12583207

>>12583199
You're one for fearboners I take it.

>> No.12583209
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12583209

>>12583198
>>12583206

>> No.12583212

>>12583209
Lukewarm. I thought I remembered a really assblasting Cheshire bully story, but this can't be it.

>> No.12583213

>>12583209
>You will never beat a Cheshire retarded for bullying you

>> No.12583216

>>12583207
Doesn't everybody like fearboners?

>> No.12583217

>>12583213
Maledomfags everyone

>> No.12583220

>>12583217
>Not getting the reference

>> No.12583221

>>12583213
Thank goodness.

>> No.12583222

>>12583204
The Joker IS a rapist. I remember him raping the ex-wife on one of his henchmen because reasons, then telling Killer Croc to pay her "however much it was worth". That was a good story.

>> No.12583224

>>12583216
A boner without fear is hardly a boner at all.

>> No.12583227

>>12583224
And thus, Monster Girls.

>> No.12583230

>>12583216
>>12583224
>>12583227
My niggas.

>> No.12583237

>>12583222
like, a madly laughing Cheshire telling you stupid jokes through the PA system while teleporting back to you, cutting off the belt loops off your pants, and teleporting back to the PA to tell a pants related pun, teleporting back with only the smile and eyes visible, the face floats down and she undoes your zipper with her teeth

>> No.12583238
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>>12583230
Oh no! A frolicking Elf has been caught by a Spider Girl! She will now be used as bait for adventurers!
Imagine this: you're walking through the woods, adventuring, and happen upon a helpless Elf strumpet, already tied up and ready to be ravaged at your convenience. Would YOU think it was a trap, or would you think the forest gods were being courteous to you?

>> No.12583239
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12583239

>>12583230
I don't know if I'd rather kiss or get a blowjob from a Thing face girl. Kissing has that impending feeling of certain doom, whereas with a blowjob you could close your eyes and keep yourself guessing and terrified.

>> No.12583240

>>12583238
looks more like a butterfly

>> No.12583241

>>12583237
Yes. The Hall of Mirrors would be the worst, with ther eyes and smile EVERYWHERE.

>> No.12583244

>>12583238
i don't want to ravage an elf, so I let her there and I continue my way.

>> No.12583245

>>12583240
Did not notice the wings. Okay, scratch that, a frolicking FAIRY has been caught etc. The question still stands though.

>> No.12583246

>>12583241
now I think that Cheshire should be telling the jokes, not Charon, as long as she goes full crazy pants Joker, wearing a purple suit with her green hair

>> No.12583248

>>12583238
I'd pull down my pants and watch her demise because bad ends are my fetish

>> No.12583249

>>12583248
>watch her demise
No, the Spider is hiding, you're supposed to believe the web is abandoned and the silly Fairy just got caught in it.

>> No.12583252

>>12583245
I'd go full retard and rape the bondage fairy, and then become the Anarche's husbando.

>> No.12583255

>>12583252
Would you keep the Fairy as a toy, or let her go?

>> No.12583256

>>12583249
She's still stuck there, presumably for all eternity. That's still a bad end, and it's still hot. I keep my pants down and enjoy the sight.

>> No.12583258

>>12583256
>for all eternity
And while you stare at her, Spider Girl sneaks up behind you and gets you anyway.

>> No.12583259

>>12583239
What about if an abomination pegged you?

>> No.12583260

>>12583258
Who do you think I self insert as during the bad end? This is merely a victory that gets sweeter

>> No.12583261

>>12583260
>getting caught by a Spider Girl is now a bad end
Since when?

>> No.12583262

>>12583259
Nega pls.

>> No.12583263

>>12583262
Not that anon but I would like to point out that Nega isn't the only one who likes it up the back alley.

>> No.12583266

>>12583261
Isn't she gonna slowly kill me, or mindbreak me into nothing more but a cumdispenser, or inject venom to gender bend me and insert her eggs in me turning me into nothing more than a human cattle trapped in her web forever?

>> No.12583267

>>12583263
Yes, there is Bob too.

>> No.12583269

>>12583263

Like who?

>> No.12583270

>>12583266
That's very specific.

>> No.12583273

>>12583266
She's going to wrap you up, suck you off, cuddle, make you breakfast and send you on your way, saying
>You know where I nest!
>>12583269
M-me...

>> No.12583274

>>12583267
Doesn't Bob like futa? That's different and way gayer.

>> No.12583277

>>12583273
I'm not totally averse to pegging, although I vastly prefer sounding.

>> No.12583280

>>12583277
>prefer sounding
Fucking weirdos man.

>> No.12583281

>>12583191
>>12583196
>>12583203
How do her clothes work generally? I mean, how do those diamond-bits on her tights stay on, and where exactly do the tights end and her legs begin? Who dresses entirely in their own hair colour anyway?

>> No.12583283

>>12583281
>Who
Bayonetta for one.

>> No.12583284

>>12583270
Aren't all good bad ends?

>>12583273
O-Oh.

Is she sure she doesn't want to mindbreak me, or suck out some of my blood, or at least scratch me up with her claws? I'll settle for her calling me a degenerate worm and stepping on me.

>> No.12583285
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12583285

Liches.

>> No.12583286

So how would one bully an Alp if their body is in Stage 3, but their mind is still male?

>> No.12583287

>>12583280
I'd only want to be pegged in the prone position, so I could feel her breasts on my back and her frenzied breath on my neck. Sounding is that much more intimate. You can't just ram away like in bad pegging films.

>> No.12583290

>>12583286
>if their body is in Stage 3, but their mind is still male?
That's not possible.

>> No.12583291

>>12583285
Unnatural pregnancies.

>> No.12583293

>>12583281
Wonderland magic.

>> No.12583295

>>12583286
By calling them a sissy.
>How do you like being a girl, sissy? Yeah, I bet you love it!
And then you grope her boobs and call her a tittymonster and force her to paizuri.
>>12583284
She could call you a naughty little fly but that's about it.
>>12583287
Nega, please, you're not helping.

>> No.12583297

>>12583291
Undead daughterus.

>> No.12583302

>>12583295
A naughty little fly that deserves to be punished for his depraved mind?

>> No.12583304

>>12583297
Daughteru's first self-made pet Abomination.
>>12583302
Fine. Honestly, masochists are so high maintenance...

>> No.12583305

>>12583295
I'm not Nega tho'. Does he like sounding too?

>> No.12583306

>>12583304
subs want to be taken care of, is that so wrong?

>> No.12583308

>>12583305
The part about the boobs hitting your back during pegging is almost word-for-word Nega.
>>12583306
Not really, but how do you intend to pay her back for all the effort she puts into you?
...fuck I wish I could say that all sexy-like.

>> No.12583313

>>12583308
I thought the whole "complete submission" thing was the price of it.

>> No.12583315

>>12583313
You intend to make her cater to your fetishes 24/7 and expect to pay her back by indulging in your fetishes? What a selfish little worm you are! You need to be taught a lesson in taking other's feelings into account!
...and that's still not quite there, is it?

>> No.12583317

>>12583308
>boobs hitting your back
It's just pretty great. I guess I'd prefer to feel it as she sounds and gives me a reach around.

>> No.12583320

>>12583315
that's the idea. subs are pretty selfish and naughty, therefore deserve to be punished.

>> No.12583324
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12583324

Corgi girls when?

>> No.12583325

>>12583324
>bimbo shortstacks
I'm fine with this.

>> No.12583328

>>12583324
the queen has a harem of corgis. My roommate has one, and he's so fluffy. kind of a dumbass, but he's fluffy as fuck.

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>>12583320
I'm a sub and I'd never do something like that! I'll just take whatever I get and am grateful for it.

>> No.12583334

>>12583330
>implying your master isn't fed up with your shit, and punishes you out of exasperation, not love.
a very naughty boy, anon.

>> No.12583339

>>12583320
Speak for yourself.

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12583343

>>12583334
>master
But I've always been totally good and I never ask for anything unless I'm told to beg for it to teach me humility!

>> No.12583345

>>12583330
>>12583334
>dumb M who loves his mistress and thinks she loves him too
>his waifu hates him and abuses him because she hates him
>won't dump him because divorce is frowned upon wherever this happens

>> No.12583352

>>12583343
I would grab an alp by the horns and use as handlebars to mouth fuck

>> No.12583353

>>12583352
And tell it not to swallow, for bullying purposes?

>> No.12583355

>>12583352
I would grab a succuslut by the buttwings and use them as handlebars for missionary.

>> No.12583356

>>12583353
yes, you're good at this. have you read my alp bully guide?

>> No.12583359

>>12583356
Nah, I just know what I want...

>> No.12583361

>>12582674
>>12582676
maybe i'll flat color her like i did the anubis.
what colors for anya and her clothes
otherwise i'm picking clothes scheme and none of you will like it

>> No.12583366

>>12583361
I imagine it as a trashy white and purple number.

>> No.12583367

>>12583361
Anya is a Siberian Tiger, so she's got white fur with black stripes. The uniform... I think bright red, with a Deep Purple cloak?

>> No.12583368

>>12583361
She's a siberian tiger Jinko for one.

>> No.12583371

>>12583259
>>12583263
>>12583277
Fuck off.

>> No.12583372
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12583372

>>12583367
Actually, switch that, purple uniform, red cloak. Kinda like this?

>> No.12583373

>>12583361
Siberian tigers are slightly more white, aren't they? Black and white for the clothes, anime redhead for the hair.

>> No.12583375

>>12583217
Implying.

>> No.12583379

>>12583367
>>12583368
siberian tigers don't necessarily have white fur, it's a genetic mutation, in fact it's more common with Bengal tigers, there isn't really any documented cases of white Siberians in the wild.

>> No.12583381

>>12583379
Don't bring your fancy-schmancy facts into our fun.

>> No.12583383

>>12583379
The only fact about tigers is how much I want to hug them.

>> No.12583384

>>12583367
>>12583372
>>12583373
so
pale skin, normal, light tan, delicious brown?

>> No.12583385

>>12583381
there are, however, stripeless white tigers and golden tabby tigers, but white tigers that aren't Bengal are usually deformed, cross eyed and club footed. Golden Tabby tigers are moe as fuck, though

>> No.12583388

>>12583384
As much as I want to say delicious brown, a light tan seems to fit best.

>> No.12583389

>>12582935
>big tits
>multi arms
>frills
>that stomach

Dick status: MUH!!!!!

>> No.12583390

>>12583384
Depends on which colour scheme you're going with. Pale might work better with the red, I'd put normal or light tan with the black and white.

>> No.12583391

>>12583383
Agreed.

>> No.12583395

>>12583391
If tigers still exist when I'm old and I start getting dementia or something I want to find and hug a tiger before being viciously killed by it.

>> No.12583397

>>12583383
I want to one day see Anya go Hobbesing on Kapitan in zero-G.

>> No.12583399

>>12583384
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:P.t.altaica_female.jpg
The face is very white, so I'd go with pale.

>> No.12583401

>>12583302
>>12583304
A story about an arachnaphobe masochist who ends up falling in love with an Arachne who wants a pure handholding relationship and they end up taking turns with some nights her brutally dominating him and other nights her tenderly cuddling with him in her web under the stars

>> No.12583404

>>12583355
But you'd have to be on your knees pulling her into your crotch. Sounds painful for her poor butt wings.

>> No.12583406

>>12583395
>If tigers still exist
When it's in every zoo and the most popular big cat to be privately owned, it's not going anywhere. There's something like three tigers in captivity for every one in the wild and they're not even critically endangered in the wild.

Might one day go the way of the Aurochs but some type of tiger will always be around.

>> No.12583408

>>12583406
Well, I can't really break into a zoo if I want to be killed in peace.

>> No.12583409

>>12583356
>alp bully guide
Did you actually write one? Because if you didn't, you should.

>> No.12583410

>>12583395
Or just spent your last seconds hugging a tiger, dying before he can kill you.

What he would do with your body afterwards, not you problem anymore.

>> No.12583412

>>12583408
You can if you have a relative who works there...

>> No.12583414

>>12583409
it was short, only one post
let me see if I can find it in archives

>> No.12583415

>>12583401
You greatly underestimate what arachnophobia is. One of us falling in love with a spider? I'd rather burn to death than get close to a spider.

>> No.12583417

>>12583408

>Not jumping into the tiger habitat in full view of a gradeschool class on a weekday and scarring them for life

>> No.12583419

>>12583415
Maybe she's a bank teller or something and you fall in love without realizing she's one

>> No.12583420

>>12583415
That's the fun part. She's incredibly gentle by nature and would have trouble dominating him. He's an arachnaphobe, so tenderly cuddling her would freak him out.

Love and fearboners find a way.

>> No.12583426

>>12583417
I need a drawfag to make this with two jinkos playfighting for anon's affection.
http://imgur.com/ola4j07

>> No.12583427

>>12583426
>symmetrical docking
YES

>> No.12583429

>>12583419
Kinda hard to miss when the spider half is about the size of a buggy.

>>12583420
You're funny.

>> No.12583433

>>12583426
This. I really want to see more jinko stuff.

>> No.12583434

>>12583429
>when the spider half is about the size of a buggy
The idea is that it's behind a curtain or something.

>> No.12583446

>>12583434
What kind of bank teller works behind a curtain?

>> No.12583450

>>12583446
The kind that freaks out customers with her physique.

>> No.12583451

>>12583446
A jew

>> No.12583452

>>12583446
maybe she's the great and powerful Oz
>pay no attention to the spiderbutt behind the curtain!

>> No.12583455

>>12583415
Nigger I have arachnophobia but I would fuck and love the hell out of a spider girl.

>> No.12583456

>>12583450
>>12583451
>>12583452
I like all of these.

>> No.12583457

>>12583455
You are a stronger man than I anon.

>> No.12583468

>>12583451
Pol please.

>>12583455
Said anon without confronting the reality.

>> No.12583472

>>12583468
A spider girl is not a spider.

>> No.12583473

>>12583455
Spider Girls confirmed to be the cure for arachnophobia.
Fuck a spider today.

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>>12583468
>Pol
Holy fuck we do have newfags in this thread, we need some chemo to clear these threads of the cancer

I say the chemo should be post and discuss why Dragon girls like Vanilla, Jabberwock, Ryu, and Wurm are the best.

>> No.12583477
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12583477

I want to suspend a fox and fuck the smug out of her.

>> No.12583479

>>12583473
No.

Don't fuck spiders, they're scary.

>> No.12583482

>>12583476
I would like to engage in vanilla with an ojou Dragon girl with twin drills and a slender body with nice hips and modest breasts.

>> No.12583484

>>12583477
bob go and stay go

>> No.12583486

>>12583482
You are my brother from another mother.

>> No.12583488

>>12583477
We know already, Bob.

>> No.12583489

>>12583482
I'd like vanilla with any monstergirl really, as long as it's the despicably loving and tender kind.

>> No.12583491

>>12583482
Would you like her to cry, because this sounds suspiciously familar.

>> No.12583494

>>12583489
Vanilla Matango for you.

>> No.12583496

>>12583491
>making a Dragon Girl cry
The set up of the story is so good but the making her crying of is so horrible, I think I should write a story about a young Dragonette founding her own lair myself.
Almost.

>> No.12583498

>>12583476
An motherly loving Ryu would be nice, yes.
She could tenderly rape me to gather energy and make some rain here where I live.

It's hot as hell these days.

>> No.12583499

>>12583486
I'd even do it in the missionary position while kissing and hugging. You can bet I'd creampie her, too.

>> No.12583500

>>12583472
No, it's a spider wearing a girl hat.

>>12583476
/pol/. Excuse me, got a little excited there.

>need at

I've been on 4chan since 2004 and these threads since 2006-07, you little shit.

>>12583477
Fuck off bob.

>> No.12583501

>>12583494
You're getting lit on fire you rude person

>> No.12583502

>>12583496
Crying ojous are my fetish, I can't help it.

>> No.12583503

>>12583502
That's because you're a meanie and a poopy-head.

>> No.12583504

>>12583500
>No, it's a spider wearing a girl hat.
Steouchi please.

>> No.12583509

>>12583503
Well, the latest Loli-Oni doesn't feature anyone crying...

>> No.12583510

>>12583509
Good. I would pat you on the head, but I still would have to wash it afterwards, so...

>> No.12583512

>>12583510
>it
My hand I mean, how silly of me.

>> No.12583514

>>12583510
http://pastebin.com/RM8iBqP8
Go read it already, it seems like only pastebin bots have looked at it the whole day.

>> No.12583519

>>12583514
Fine...
>Loli-Oni Sounds Again
Curses.

>> No.12583522

>>12583504
Hey man, spiders are gross.

>> No.12583523

>>12583514
>ejaculating from sounding
I've tried inserting stuff in my urethra, and as soon as anything enters even a little, a blinding pain makes me stop. This is not okay. I don't understand how this works. It hurts too much. Way too much. Fuck this.

>> No.12583526

>>12583523
Did you use enough lube etc.? I don't remember it hurting even for the first times.

>> No.12583527

>>12583523
Soundingfags hate their dicks, don't listen to them.

>> No.12583529

>>12582727
>>12582758
This is basically Galaxy Quest with Monstergirls.

>> No.12583530

>>12583526
Lube has nothing to do with it, anything solid touching the inside of my dick hurts so bad I could cry, there is something horribly, horribly wrong with you.
>>12583527
I won't.

>> No.12583533

>>12583527

This. They're the same as fistingfags, except stretching their urethra until it's all loose and drippy.

>> No.12583535

>>12583529
And Galaxy Quest with Monster Girls would've been neat-o.

>> No.12583537
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12583537

Nurses

>> No.12583540

>>12583529

It's not Galaxy Quest unless the whole crew gets kidnapped by real aliens to save the galaxy. Otherwise it's just playing off Trek like they did.

Why is Galaxy Quest ostensibly the best thing Trek has inspired? Fuck it's better than any of the actual movies or series.

>> No.12583541
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12583541

>>12583537
Nurses?

>> No.12583542

>>12583409
found it

Here's the process
1. find a potential Alp
2. Fuck savagely, make him ahegao repeatedly (use manticore venom to stay up if you need to)
3. repeat
4. start dressing him up as a cute girl, forcing him to show off his trap bulge to people, embarrassing him
5. fuck in the park, so he associates ahegao-ing with embarrassment and exhibitionism
6. have the Alp call you master, or sir.
7. start introducing sex toys and bondage, tie up Alp and violate, Alp will also associate submission with pleasure
8. if you want set up gangbangs for cash and video shoots
9. as Alp dick begins to shrink, humiliate Alp by comparing your awesome man cock to Alp's useless, pitiful member
10. eventually, dick will disappear, and you can be the first one in, molding Alp's new pussy to you exclusively
11. If you did everything right, you will have a stage 3 Alpcubus, totally submissive to you. continue to bully by wearing condoms and making Alp beg for your cum.

and there you have it, I hold seminars in the back of my van for anyone who wants to be an Alp.

>> No.12583544

>>12583540
>best thing
Objectively wrong. The best thing Star Trek inspired was Star Wreck: In The Pirkinning.

>> No.12583545

>>12583535
>The engineer marries a Kraken.
>Tentacles everywhere

Aw, that's not right.

>> No.12583548
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>>12583537
Hearses

>> No.12583549

>>12583542
Oh that thing, I've seen that.
>>12583545
Oh really? Even if it's THIS >>12583537 Kraken?

>> No.12583550

>>12580497

Sabbath actively encourages you to get with your imouto though...I understand you had to go somewhere with it but that's just wrong.

>> No.12583552

>>12583544
That old fan film? Your nostalgia has blinded you friend.

>> No.12583555

>>12583541
>those anorexic arms
Fuck Crabman.

>> No.12583557
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>>12583541
Nurses

>> No.12583556

>>12583552
>nostalgia
Wrong. And I'm not your friend, buddy.

>> No.12583558

>>12583549
>Missing the quote
Shame on you sir. Nobody in the aurdience blamed monk with hooking up with his bobcut monster waifu.

>> No.12583560

>>12583540
I thought First Contact was pretty enjoyable.

>> No.12583561
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>>12583541

>People keep forgetting Suu would leak into her clothes

There's a reason she only wears the rain slicker.

>> No.12583562

>>12583544
the best thing star trek inspired is this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ

>> No.12583564

>>12583537
>>12583541
>>12583557

Nurses?
http://i.imgur.com/rMe6FQ2.png

>> No.12583565

>>12583556

I'm not your buddy, guy.

>> No.12583567

>>12583558
I only saw the movie once and didn't really like it, excuse me for not knowing it by heart.

>> No.12583569

>>12583542
Thank you, oh wise alp bullier

>> No.12583570

>>12583564
>http://i.imgur.com/rMe6FQ2.png
fuck you, less.

>> No.12583572

>>12583565
He's not your guy, friend.
>>12583570
Why? That's pretty cool.

>> No.12583573

>>12583560
Plenty of them were enjoyable. TNG and DS9 were even really good. TOS was hilariously fun and campy too. Just saying Galaxy Quest was the top of the heap.

>> No.12583574

>>12583544
>Star Wreck: In The Pirkinning
A shit. The best one was part 2 or 3.

>> No.12583575
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12583575

What about maids?

>> No.12583576

>>12583574
>2 or 3
Whatever you say, I bet you liked Mr. Spöko more than Info.

>> No.12583577

>>12583575
Maids too.

>> No.12583578

>>12583572
>a bite on your dick is cool
no.

>> No.12583579

>>12583575
Is that a lamia with feathers?

What is this heresy?

>> No.12583580

>>12583576
Who wouldn't?

>> No.12583582

>>12583575
Yes. maids very much.

>> No.12583584
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12583584

>>12583575
I don't see the problem.

>> No.12583586

>>12583578

Not even that. It's like nobody read the label that says "Contents under pressure when erect"

>> No.12583587

>>12583579
>heresy
That's literally a goddess.
>>12583580
People who prefer Next Generation to the Original? I dunno.

>> No.12583589
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>>12583578
It's cool.

>> No.12583592

>>12583564
What MG is that? A vampire or something?

>> No.12583594

>>12583564
>http://i.imgur.com/rMe6FQ2.png
You know, I like biting, but that part is sacred.

>> No.12583603

>>12583572

He's not your friend, boyo.

>> No.12583606

>>12583603
He's not your boyo, laddie.

>> No.12583609

>>12583606
He's not your laddie, mate.

>> No.12583612

>>12583479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w1DsOA-1pM

>> No.12583613

>>12583609

He's not your mate, amigo.

>> No.12583614

>>12583609
He's not your mate, werewolf.

>> No.12583616

>>12583609
I'm not your mate, boyo.

>> No.12583618

>>12583613
He's not your amigo, pal.

>> No.12583620

>>12583618
He's not your pal, guy.

>> No.12583621

>>12583614
>He's not your mate, werewolf
Wan-wan?

>> No.12583623

>>12583618
>>12583620
Cut it out.

>> No.12583625

>>12583612
You surely would fuck a spinneret though

>> No.12583626

>>12583620
He's not your guy, Друг.

>> No.12583627
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>>12583621
Wan-wan.

>> No.12583628

>>12583614
I want to mate with a werewolf.

>> No.12583629

>>12583623
Or you'll do what, call the WGA; the World Canadian Bureau?
>>12583627
Yay! But what is she?

>> No.12583632

>>12583564
Needs more sexy dhampir

>> No.12583633

>>12583625
Where do you think we are?

>> No.12583635
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>>12583628
Get in line.

>> No.12583636

>>12583550
Sabbath members call their men oniichan regardless of blood connection or lack of it, it's correct.

>> No.12583638

>>12583635
I want to give her a bath and brush her hair all nice.

>> No.12583640

>>12583629
She's a Zinogre girl.

Zinogre (or Jinogre, if you're going by the Japanese pronunciation) is a monster from the Monster Hunter series. It's a big ol' breakdancing wolf-thing which charges itself up with electricity. It also loves having its tummy rubbed.

>>12583635
I'm fairly certain that's a catgirl. It's from some Russian thing, I think. I'm still going to think of her as a wolfgirl, though.

>> No.12583641

>>12583635
Why is she biting a mushroom?

>> No.12583642

>>12583635
looks a bit young for me.

>> No.12583646

>>12583575
The best. Only thing that can make maids better is if they wear body stockings underneath.

>> No.12583647

>>12583640
>loves having its tummy rubbed
Wonderful.
>>12583641
To get high.

>> No.12583648

>>12583640
I want to rub a Zinogre girls tummy

>> No.12583649

>>12583636

But they still actively encourage imouto's to be with their br onii-chan. I point you to Baphomet Complex, or whatever that official story about Deruella turning an imouto into a Baphomet is called.

Granted that was more a case of Deruella being Deruella, but still, one can assume she eventually joins Sabbath and they wouldn't take her onii-chan away.

Also I saved that document as an RTF and then did a word replacer for big brother into onii-chan, it reads much better now. Gotta love the guy who's translating but COME THE FUCK ON!

>> No.12583650

>>12583589
DON'T MISTREAT THE PENIS! GOD!

>> No.12583652

>>12583635
I love that hair.

>> No.12583653

>>12583650
It's okay, she can kiss it all better.

>> No.12583654

>>12583650
Monster, please stop with the penis worship.

>> No.12583655

>>12583635
>>12583638

I would give her my comfiest clothes that are too big for her and let her watch cartoons in my living room with a mug of warm cocoa while the cold winter breeze flows outside in a calm, quiet night.

>> No.12583660

>>12583650

>DON'T MISTREAT THE PENIS!

My fucking sides. Would this be the monstergirl version of "Do not dick the daughteru" in their Human Boy threads?

>> No.12583663

>>12583660
Don't vagina the sonru.

>> No.12583666

>>12583660
>HBG has a vocal contingent of CBT enthusiasts
>they post about biting, kicking and souding penises all the time
>all the other girls get mad as hell

>> No.12583668

>>12583649
Yesn, but that was a particular case of a brother and sister. A monster who obtains a man and enters sabbath will be lopsided and refer to her husband as oniichan, again, regardless of their actual relation to one another.

>> No.12583677

>>12583649
I'm not saying they don't encourage such relationships, but they're not all about legit incest, as you seem to be offering.

>> No.12583678
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12583678

>>12583663
How about no?

>> No.12583681

>>12583678
Human soneru nigga, what else?

Sheeeit.

>> No.12583682

>>12583677

I never said that, I just said they weren't against them.

>> No.12583686

>>12583678

Nice ghoul.

>> No.12583688

>>12583678
I hope you're gonna delete your image

You are deleting your image right

>> No.12583689

>>12583653
You've never had a cut or scrape on your penis have you? Shit stings to high heaven, licking and sucking on those dies not feel good, I can confirm.

>>12583654
NO! RESPECT THE COCK! FUCK THE CUNT!

>> No.12583690
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12583690

>>12583647
>>12583648
I wonder if a Zingore girl charges up electricity the closer she gets to orgasm.

>> No.12583693

>>12583688
Make me, it's MG related.

>> No.12583696

>>12583688

What the fuck are you doing.

>> No.12583697
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>> No.12583698

>>12583689
You don't need to use caps lock.

>> No.12583700

>>12583693
>>12583696
It's a reaction image that's wasting image slots

>>12583697
Image dumping is wasting them too, don't do that

>> No.12583701

>>12583689
No, no, I mean that particular character can heal wounds by biting in the story.

>> No.12583703

>>12583688
Not him but come on, MG images are okay, what we want to cut down on are reaction images and such. His counts I. guess, but it's still a monstergirl.

>> No.12583704

>>12583689
Dark Priest pls

>> No.12583705

>>12583626
He is not your друг, братиш.

>> No.12583707

>>12583700

It's still monstergirl related. Chill out, we don't need another shitstorm.

>> No.12583709

>>12583700
Fuck off.

>> No.12583710

>>12583693
Don't be a cunt.

>> No.12583712

>>12583690
Then at the height of her orgasm she sends a rush or electricity that pushes her mate over the edge and makes him cum buckets

>> No.12583717

>>12583698
I did, hurting the Mara is never okay.

>>12583704
No man will want you with that attitude, you crazy bitch.

>> No.12583721

>>12583682
So what would you have me replace it with? I was thinking of modifying it a bit more, for the next time some anti dautheru dicking prude shows up.

>> No.12583722
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>>12583426
All I can think about is them playfighting

>> No.12583723

>>12583686
That's a Wight.

>> No.12583728

>>12583723

Dammit got them mixed up.

>> No.12583729

>>12583717
>crazy bitch
>was just screaming about cocks fucking cunts

Sure Succuslut

>> No.12583730

>>12583723
For you.

>> No.12583731

>>12583721

I dunno, do what you want it's just a lie.

Hell if you want to get autistic anything that involves a monster group in there is a lie since it is blatantly stated that a monsters first sexual encounter is almost always with their father, with only rare and particularly jealous monsters keeping their daughter from partaking of her father.

>> No.12583734

>>12583522
Like I said spider girls are not spiders.

>> No.12583736

>>12583729
And just what are cocks and pussies supposed to do you stupid wurm? Disposing of retards should be a law by now, fucking Demon Lord.

>> No.12583741

>>12583734
What's that? I can't hear you over the soundof my flamethower barbecuing this ushi oni.

>> No.12583744

http://pastebin.com/VWjjm41Q
a little grand hope update

>> No.12583745

>>12581997
Have one boy's parent be his wizard uncle who took him in after his parents were monsterfied/incubised and forgot about him.

>> No.12583749

>>12583736
>Insulting wurms

You're not very nice you know?

>> No.12583750

>>12582170
This is a good one Commercial-kun

>> No.12583751

>>12583731
>a monster's first encounter it's almost alws ys with her father

Hey, I'm an investing, r even quoted the world guide about this last thread, but I'm gonna need citation on this. What you're talking about happens mainly with dark elves, mousegirls and slimes.

>> No.12583753

>You will never be a Paladin and be good friends with a sister of the church.
>You will never be oblivious to the fact that she turned into a Succubus a long time ago.
>When a choir boy comes to you saying that she's incredibly lewd and took his brother down into the church catacombs, and he hasn't seen him since, you laugh and say that little boys shouldn't say such things about sisters.

>> No.12583754

>>12583751
And Devil Bugs.

>> No.12583755

>>12583751

Where can I go to DL the PDFs then, cause I remember reading it I just don't have them anymore.

>> No.12583759

>>12583749
And you're very dense if you don't know what dicks and pussies do. Are you the son of a paladin?

>> No.12583760

>>12582292
Loli-oni always makes for a fun read. But! I still want more dragon girlfriendu! That was what my heartboner needed, but more than it probably deserved!

>> No.12583762

>>12583753
>Borderlands with succusluts
>YOU SAID IT WASN'T REAL

Not even fearboner, just fear.

>> No.12583763

>>12583759
Maybe

>> No.12583764

>>12583751
>investing

Incestfag.

>> No.12583767

>>12583760
There's going to be a showdown between MC and Prince Plushie-kun at some point before I'm through with her. Also, possibly a deflowering on the bed of coins if I don't decide to keep her pure.

>> No.12583768

>>12583650
>"N-No! Men like it when their penises are bitten!"

>> No.12583769

>>12583767
Still pure if its with somebody you love.

>> No.12583770

>>12583769
Well, by that logic Loli-Oni would be pure, and that can't be true.

>> No.12583771

>>12583768
Fucking Vampires

>> No.12583772

>>12583768
Which is why every boyfriend you've ever had has left you right? And why men stay away from you after the news spreads right?

>> No.12583775

>>12583755
Try the pastebin.

>> No.12583776

>>12583770
Keep in mind that I haven't read any of those stories because of the names
>NTR
>Sounding
and shit like that just makes me stay away from it so I don't know if I'll ever read any of the loli oni stuff. But it really depends on the context of the sex, even so its still more pure than a slut.

>> No.12583781

>>12583771

A vampires bite is extremely pleasurable...though the horror of it being your dick might negate that.

>>12583772

Slight nips aren't bad...

>> No.12583782

>>12583776
That's what I'm thinking as well. I'm a newfag to these threads so there might be a joke or something I'm not getting though.

>> No.12583784

>>12582749
> need a "proper" title for fics
Just rename your past stories "Chowder Tales: [original title]" or something.

>> No.12583786

>>12583781
While they aren't as bad they are still horrible. Teeth should never be used on a dick, unless its like rape or something because then yeah bite that fuckers dick off.

>> No.12583789

>>12583781
Honestly I'm fine and happy with vampire bites anywhere but on my dick.

>> No.12583793

>>12583776
The NTR is a bait and switch but the CBT chapters are exactly what is says on the tin. They do all sorts of non-vanilla things but only with her Darling. I wouldn't call that pure.

>> No.12583796

>>12583776
Don't worry, the NTR one is a ruse.

>> No.12583797

>>12583793
Not as pure as straight vanilla but purer than somebody who just goes around fucking everybody.
>>12583796
Still not gonna read it.

>> No.12583802

>>12583793
To me, even if it's a bait and switch, I'm reminded by just the context alone about the disgusting shit that I'm turned off all the way through, and for hours after it too. NTR has become like a penis trauma switch.

>> No.12583803

>>12583775

Pastebin doesn't seem to have a link to download the PDFs that I used to have before I reformatted...

>> No.12583806

>>12583796
And it worked so well! There was a flurry of buttmad posts after the first half, even if a couple of people saw the yan coming. And then some NTR fans got all buttdevastated when it wasn't NTR after all.

>> No.12583808

>>12583806
I wasn't here for that. Now I want to see it.

>> No.12583815

Aww hell, I deleted my pastebin with all my commercials on them.

Did anyone save them??

>> No.12583816

>>12583808
That was back when we could freely post fics in the threads, and I posted the first two in the tail of a dying thread and the rest later in the next one.

>> No.12583818

>>12583815
Why?

Did you even think to back them up on Docs or anything?

>> No.12583821

>>12583818
no, I didn't think I would end up making so many of them , ahh well, no biggie

>> No.12583822
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http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj
new update, line 1576

>> No.12583829

You know I feel like these threads have people who generally use better spelling and grammar than most other places.

>> No.12583830

>>12583829
Reading, Anon. Reading all these fics.

>> No.12583832

>>12583829
You're joking, right? Look at >>12583822, >>12583821, and >>12583771.

>> No.12583837

>>12583822
Wunderbar.

>> No.12583838

>>12583832
>Fucking Vampires

Holy shit why didn't I notice that?

I feel so ashamed.

>> No.12583839

>>12583722
I want this to be a thing so bad.

>> No.12583843

>>12583832

What's wrong with
>>12583822
?

>> No.12583844

>>12583832
What's wrong with my grammar and spelling? Are you critiquing my writing, or just the actual post?
>>12583837
Yeah, my week was crazy, I'm just glad I got it done.

>> No.12583845

>>12583832
>generally
You should see what goes on in /v/ or something.

>> No.12583846

>>12583763
Maybe I can introduce you to a nice Dark Priest?

>> No.12583847

>>12583768
And the also like to have their balls molested by egg beaters right? Wurm please.

>> No.12583848

>>12583843
No period at the end of sentence and lack of capitalization at the beginning of the sentence.

>>12583844
Post.

>>12583845
>Going to /v/
If I wanted retardation, social justice and shit tastes in vidya, I'd go on reddit, tumblr, or most preferably in a suicide booth.

>> No.12583849

>>12583846
Please do.

>> No.12583861

>>12583846
No thanks, Dark Priests are 2lewd4me4ever

>> No.12583864

>>12583848
What about /x/?

>> No.12583866

>>12583847
Please don't bully the Wurms.

>> No.12583868

>>12583848
>suicide booth
Places like /v/ make me wish suicide booths were real.

>> No.12583869

>>12583775

Found what I needed.

>n the one hand, the mother can pleasure her husband together with her daughter, and she can teach her beloved daughter the goodness of her beloved husband. The whole family can become one, and experience bliss while having threesomes, or, on the other hand, the mother can treat even her own daughter as a rival and struggle over her husband in the same way as struggling with another monster over a man, vying for the husband by having sex. Desire for one's own father is not to be denied, and incest is never condemned. As far as monsters are concerned, if one has desire for a specific man, then one should act on the urge and have sex with him. Even if it's ones own father, etc. it won't be a problem. On the contrary, the desire for a man takes highest precedence, and it's unthinkable to discard it over something as trivial as “blood connection.”

It also mentions that it is rare for a monster to take their own father as a husband, but it happens.

>> No.12583871

>>12583864
/x/ has been dead for years. Honestly, the rest of 4chan has fallen from grace, I only come here now for these threads. /vr/ is still really cool though.

>> No.12583877

>>12583869
That's what I quoted. What was your point?

>> No.12583884

>>12583869
How are there not literally thousands of horribly deformed incest babies yet? Oh that's right because nothing bad ever happens to anybody in KCland.

>> No.12583885

>>12583877
My point is that it happens with all monsters on occasion, the way you said it you were suggesting it only happens with Dark Elves, Slimes, and Mousegirls.

>> No.12583889

>>12583849
Well, what do you like in your women?

>>12583861
There is nothing wrong with lewdness, come my son, we will teach you all about the joys of falling.

>> No.12583891

>>12583884

Or maybe because monsters are immune to the degenerative effects of multigenerational incest?

>> No.12583894

>>12583884
And especially not in someone's Utopian head-canon.

>> No.12583895

>>12583889
>Well, what do you like in your women?
muh dick

>> No.12583898

>>12583889
>Well, what do you like in your women?
That depends, what is a woman?.

>> No.12583899

>>12583889
>falling

Nah, I have an extreme fear of heights after nearly falling to my death one year as a child.

I'll just take a slice of pizza and go.

>> No.12583903

>>12583884
Mutations are good in kc land, and I for one thank him. We wouldn't have hobgoblin, damphirrs, shirohebis and more if it wasn't for these.

>>12583885
I said mainly, MAINLY happens with those, not that it couldn't happen with other monsters. Fucking cyclops.

>> No.12583904

>>12583899
>implying the pizza doesn't have special ingredients in it

>> No.12583906

>>12583891
Exactly, nothing bad ever happens to anybody in KCland, even if he has to make up stuff and contradict himself.

>> No.12583907
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>>12583898
A miserable pile of whatever-the-fuck.

>> No.12583910

>>12583904
Pfft.

I got a Cousin that can shrug off three douses of manticore venom.

I'll be fiiiine

>> No.12583911

>>12583889
Get outta here slut I worship Hathor.

>> No.12583914

>>12583884
Because reasons.

Who cares?

>> No.12583918

>>12583910
That's because he's been exposed to it several dozen times. Your cousin is not a very smart man.

>> No.12583920

>>12583907
I really wish there were more monstergirl stuff in Castlevania, or at least more fanart and such of them.

>> No.12583927

>>12583918
Nah, Frank hasn't met a manticore yet.

I'm talking about cousin Eddy, he's a manticore wrestler.

>> No.12583931

>>12583927
You have a very strange family.

>> No.12583936

>>12583904
Those are only by request. We here at The Church of the Fallen God take marriage very seriously. Partners must be viable for one another.

>>12583911
Si hostile. Aren't all souls in want of salvation the same?

>> No.12583937

>>12583931
Better living as morons who aren't cum slaves we always say.

>> No.12583943

>>12583936
No souls are the same.

>> No.12583945

>>12583847
>"You're being ironic on purpose, right? Men also love having their scrotums stretched. I hear they find it very relaxing."

>> No.12583948

>>12583936
>salvation
>marriage

You just want fuck puppets so you can act out your corruption fetish on.

>> No.12583956

>>12583906

Monsters being so powerful and superior to humanity that the degenerative effects of multiple generations of incest ISN'T contradictory to how he portrays monsters though.

Also you have to factor in that no less than 50% of all monsters are pure magic based, either some form of undead, demon, or aberration like slimes.

>> No.12583961

>>12583910

Your cousin is Lanternon's MC?

>> No.12583962

>>12583956

Monsters being so powerful and superior to humanity that the degenerative effects of multiple generations of incest does nothing to them ISN'T contradictory to how he portrays them.

Corrected.

Also I forgot to mention other pure magic monsters like the various elementals and whatnot.

>> No.12583965

>>12583895
Well, sister Anita practices daily to control her vessels muscles. She can crush a walnut with it, or gently cradle and pass a dozen eggs, without a single one cracking, are you interested?

>>12583898
The missing half to a man. Coming together makes us whole. She is the sanctuary in which a man may rest his soul, and forget his burdens. Are you ready to take your place between the legs of an ashera today?

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12583970

If you're feeling cold, have a delicious, hot bowl of Kitsune Udon

>> No.12583971

>>12583965
>Well, sister Anita practices daily to control her vessels muscles. She can crush a walnut with it, or gently cradle and pass a dozen eggs, without a single one cracking
And boner lost forever.

>> No.12583973

>>12583965
No fuck you.

You put my fucking cousin in crotchless pants and sent him back to me for fucks sake.

>> No.12583979

>>12583970
I don't want hair in my food, Bob.

>> No.12583985

>>12583943
Oh? Don't you crave peace and warmth?
If you're that Christian guy, you can fuck right off, we're just having fun. We get enough preaching in real life s ready.

>>12583948
I want to help frightened souls in the bondage of chastity out of their chains. Couldn't it be said you yourself are corrupt? Have you ever stopped to think whether your views are truly yours, or merely what you've been raised to believe?

>> No.12583987

>>12583970
I'd rather have a werewolf with strawberries and whipped cream

>> No.12583990

>>12583970
I wish you would run into h Rosanne on a bad day you annoying fuck.

>> No.12583991

>>12583985
No thanks, I like my soul and mind not constantly filled with sex.

>> No.12583997

>>12583987
But how would that warm you up?

Not to mention macerated strawberries would leave such a sticky, juicy mess all over your werewolfu.

>> No.12584005

>>12583990
>Rosanne

*Gurosnake

This fucking phone, I swear.

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>>12583997
>Not to mention macerated strawberries would leave such a sticky, juicy mess all over your werewolfu.

>> No.12584019

>>12583997
Mebbe he means she has strawberrys and whipped cream?

>> No.12584024

>>12583997
>But how would that warm you up?
It'd warm my heartboner.
>Not to mention macerated strawberries would leave such a sticky, juicy mess all over your werewolfu.
Your phrasing indicates that this is an undesired situation.

>> No.12584025

>>12583985
Why the fuck would a christian browse these threads? Also you want to put people in bondage so fuck you.

>> No.12584029

>>12583971
Well, why not come in and try talking to some of the sisters, I'm sure you could find someone who rouses your desire.

>>12583973
You test my patience. Your cousin chose that outfit himself. Maybe not let him out of the house if he is so mentally unreliable.

>>12583991
Our doors are always open, should you change your mind.

>> No.12584034

>>12584029
Because I already belong to a church, one that actually cares about me for something other than my dick and which isn't full of slutty nymphos.

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>>12584019
Oh, so like she covers you with the whipped cream and strawberries and uses her big, hot tongue to clean you up, licking you all over?

>>12584024
But it would be terrible if you had to clean her all over to remove all that sticky juice. It'd run into all her secret, dark places that'd require extra scrubbing (or licking) to clean up.

>> No.12584041

>Werewolf with her tail all sticky and smelling of fruit because of the strawberry juice dripping onto it
>Her stomach and breasts covered in whipped cream

Do you sex her now, or during/after a shower?

>> No.12584046

>>12584029
If you send one more of your bitches for my cousin she's getting spanked and dicked with a condom.

>> No.12584053

>>12584041
Yes.

>> No.12584054

>>12584041
Yes.

>> No.12584057

>>12584025
There was one who was very vocal about his faith, I thought you were him. Anyway, what, you think we're all atheists here? Lizard please. And no, fuck YOU, our chapter supports choice in our converts. Take your propaganda elsewhere, genocide enabler.

>> No.12584058

>>12582830
I started getting into Monster Girls in 2010. Might've liked them a bit before that, but that was when I really got into it. I think it started with seeing MGE stuff on Danbooru.

Then I wound up on MGU for a couple years. God, what a trainwreck that turned into. Found these threads earlier this year, around March. Much more tolerable in general.

>> No.12584062

>>12583945
Heh, got one.

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12584066

Rosé is red
Curaçao is blue
Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

>> No.12584067

>>12584057
This is 4chan, /jp/, /mgg/, none of those things imply anybody would belong to a major religion especially all put together. You're specific chapter might but the rest of your religion forces itself on everybody. Its not propaganda if its true, and its not genocide if we only kill the shitty ones, just happens most are shitty.

>> No.12584073

>>12584067
That sounds like the talk from some filthy heretic.

>> No.12584077

>>12584073
My religion > your religion.

>> No.12584078

>>12583285
A best.
But better when flat or loli.

>> No.12584085

>>12583285
Kuudere lich is a pretty good lich

>> No.12584095

>>12584034
And what church is that?

>>12584046
How kinky. Would You like to join our chapter? I see much potential in you. No crotchless pants, I promise.

>>12584067
And yet some do. You're talking shit. And all religions chase after new blood, we offer endless pleasure, yours obedience or pain and death. Is it that hard to believe people WANT to cone to us?

>> No.12584097

>>12583884
MAMONO MANA

>> No.12584101

>>12584095
Church of poontang.

>> No.12584104

>>12584078
>lich with bountiful tits
>wanting to make her flat

Disgusting.

>> No.12584112

>>12584104
Hey, you can have a Lich with FCT if you want.
But I'd rather DFC.

>> No.12584113

>>12584101
Who let the wurm on the computer again!? I swear I'm gonna skullfuck you to death!

>> No.12584116

There have been a large number of converts lately to the Church of Hathor, and some have even converted to the Goddess of the Legos

>> No.12584117

>>12584095
The church of Hathor. Yeah all religions want new people to join, but you force people to join or you mindbreak or trick people to join. People also want to join the baphomets, people also want to NTR other people, people also want to rape and murder others. Just because somebody wants something doesn't make it good.

>> No.12584118

>>12584095
>Would you like to join

I don't know, I'd be going against my whole family line if I went with monsters like you.

>> No.12584119

>>12584112
Its DCT.

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>>12584085
How about a smug/sarcastic kuudere, or yandere kuudere?

>> No.12584124

>>12584119
I thought it was DDT
Delicious Developed Tits

>> No.12584126

>>12584124
That works too. But DCT is the more widely used term, Delicious Cow Tits.

>> No.12584133

>>12584123
All would be fine

>> No.12584134

>>12584119
I know what I said.

>> No.12584135

>>12583557
HEAR ME.
I propose that from henceforth the furry part of the leg on beast women only comes up to above the knee.

That way when they wear short skirts be get a kind of absolute territory of soft flesh above the fur tufts.

>> No.12584153

>>12584116
>Goddess of Lego

Does she rule with a plastic fist, conquering with her 1:1 scale Lego mechs?

>> No.12584157

>>12584153
Not yet.

But there is a Temple of Lego, filled with Lego Kits offered in worship to her.

>> No.12584161

>>12584123
> smug

Fuck. Off. bob.

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>>12584161
But I'm not Bob.

>> No.12584169

>>12584161

>smug = Bob

Calm down mang.

>> No.12584170

>>12584157
Does she still have the little Lego heart her childhood friend gave to her so many years ago?

>> No.12584173

>>12584170
That I do not know.

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>>12584161
Your blind hate is amusing.

Anon, you must learn to love.

>> No.12584179

>>12584170
>>12584173
Of course she does.

>> No.12584181

>>12584161
so how long until we can't even say monster girl without being acussed of being bob

>> No.12584183

>>12584175
I want to bully that girl.

>> No.12584187

>>12584157
Going by Arc Gurren Laganns aesthetics, do you also like the mecha designs present in Zone of the Enders and Linebarrel?

>> No.12584189

>>12584175
It's not blind, there is no reason to like Bob, he's as smug and shit as his fetishes.

>> No.12584195

>>12584117
Different churches, and chapters in said churches, have different recruiting practices, you cannot objectively claim they all work the same. Our chapter does try to convince people to join, but there is no trickery, involved, we don't need it, we are very open about our worship.

How does your god care for you? And where did all this talk of murder come from?

> complaining about rape in a monstergirl thread

You just blow in from Stupidtown?

>> No.12584200

>>12584187
Haven't really seen much of Linebarrel.
And I will never stop laughing at Jehuty's cockpit. No matter how cool everything else is.

>> No.12584204

>>12584189
And there's no reason to claim that everyone who likes smug is Bob.

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>>12584189
Sounds like you need more smugfoxes in your life

>> No.12584207

>>12584204
If you like smug, than you might as well be Bob because you're no better than him.

Smug is a gateway fetish of the worst kind.

>> No.12584208

>>12584118
I understand. But you are always welcome, your family as well. And should you choose to join, and they reject you, you'll find a new family in us.

>> No.12584212

>>12584195
Our god loves us, gives us health and makes our wives fertile. She makes our bones strong and graces us with our daughters. What does your god do for you other than making everybody fuck? It came from people's wants, people don't always want good things for everybody so saying somebody wants something doesn't automatically make it good.

>> No.12584216

>>12584208
Alright, thank you for your offer.

You're still gonna send Dark Priests after me aren't you?

>> No.12584217

>>12584216
Of course they will, they can't take a hint.

>> No.12584218

>>12584175
Bob has caused endless harm to these threads, why shouldn't I hate him?

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>>12584218
>Endless harm
Please, you're scaring the kitsune

>> No.12584222

>>12584212
You want monstergirls, but would thst be good for mankind? Can't guarantee that.

>> No.12584227

>>12584218
the worst part is he's actively shitting up perfectly acceptable things by applying his disgusting seal of approval to it. like a stank mushroom stamp on things that are good, forever tainting them. I like fluffy foxes, but if bob keeps smug posting then I might get really sick of them

>> No.12584228

>>12584217
Don't speak for us.

>> No.12584229

>>12584218

You can hate him all you want, just don't relate everything he's ever mentioned to himself all the time.

Just because someone said the word "smug" doesn't mean it's Bob every single time.

>> No.12584233

>>12583767
Yes! A suggestion, if you're open to them: If she internally struggles between MC and Plushie-kun, you could have an authority figure (or even her mental image of Plushie-kun himself) say that the mc IS her prince, and the plushie was there to remind her that one day he would come to rescue her from loneliness or something.
And that spoiler. Mmmmm.

>> No.12584235

>>12584227
>Disliking something because someone else likes it

This is like some kind of hipster-ism.

>> No.12584238

>>12584235
being saturated with something is enough to make people hate it. Bob saturates the thread with smug fox. just imagine eating your favorite food for three meals a day, every day. You will fucking hate it soon enough.

>> No.12584241

>>12584238
>Getting sick of your waifu
Have you no shame?

>> No.12584243

>>12584235
He's been pushing smug for some time now, and when anons let down their guard he immediately posted that fox as a futa. He is fucking cancer and we'd all be better off without him.

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>>12584243
Your paranoia is astounding.

>> No.12584251

>>12584216
Well, so someone might stop by from time to time to leave a pamphlet on your door, to keep you informed about our church.

>> No.12584255

>>12584251
She'll be going back with asspains

>> No.12584257

>>12583822
Nice job as always, peter. Keep up the good work.

>> No.12584259

>>12584250
> paranoia

He posted two links, advertising it as more smugfox, and it was futa. He's always looking to stir shit up, if you don't know this feel free to stick your tongue between your asscheeks.

>> No.12584263

>>12584259
I know others will disagree with you, but I believe you. Bob is out to kill these threads.

>> No.12584267

>>12584255
I suggest you not... indulge them, if you don't want them to come back. They ARE monsters you know.

>> No.12584273

>>12584222
It would be better than just having everything stay the way it is.

>> No.12584278

>>12584263
It's all he's got left, just like fujoshi kun, but he's less vocal.

>> No.12584290

>>12584273
> opinions
> assumptions

No guarantees anon. A Monster would not hesitate to take a family man from his home, I thought you were against ntr. You know it would happen, and as you said, just because you want it doesn't make it good.

>> No.12584292

>>12582830
i read the anymoose saga up until chapter 6. then i left and came back to be a regular when anymoose was at chapter 30

>> No.12584297

>>12584267
>monsters
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.12584303

>>12584263
It's sad if you actually believe that

>> No.12584308

>>12584263

What's really sad is he gets fanny flustered if you so much as hate the idea of Cheticores and futacat because he's stuck as a shilling virginal accountant who has less of a sex life than a Japanese salaryman.

>> No.12584312

>>12584297
If he doesn't want to join the church, he shouldn't be sexing the sisters, lest they take a liking to him.

>> No.12584318

>>12584308
>Cheticores

I'm out of the loop here. What is that, a combination of a Chesire and a Manticore? Because now I'm thinking of a lusting rape-monster with a tailpussy, the ability to fly and render themselves entirely invisible.

>> No.12584323

>>12584318
Bob's shit creation, combining two shit monstergirls, or at the least, one shit monstergirl with one that he ruined forever.

>> No.12584324

>>12584308
Bollocks you sure are tsun for bob

>>12584318
Pretty much

>> No.12584330

>>12584312
Why shouldn't I anon?

Giving them little tastes of what they want but never giving them the full fruit makes it so much more fun.

>> No.12584332

>>12584324

>Thinking i'm Bollocks

There's not enough tsundere in the world to make me into him.

>>12584318

That's pretty much what they are, with the idiot claiming they're the "apex predator" of MGs.

>> No.12584338

>>12584332
No one else brings up bob for no reason other than you, snookums

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>>12584338

Except i'm too busy listening to the author of Spider and the Fly about really bad ideas to care about Bob right now, pooky.

It's not like Bob would ever invite Medusa into his life anyway.

>> No.12584344

>>12584338
>snookums
Look everyone, does this look like the word a true son of /mgg/ would use? Bob has brought this plight upon us, and it's clear we need to enact some more drastic actions to preserve these threads lest Bob and his compatriots tear it down and turn it into /d/ 2.0 with Chesicores. Bob is doing this to us, the good people of /mgg/. Bob is the virus, and we?

We are the cure.

>> No.12584345

>>12584330
While I approve of casual relations between man and monsters, I cannot have you taking advantage of my charges. If you do not wish to join us, do not give us reason to come for you.

>> No.12584353

>>12584345
How about from time to time I "pray" with them but still not fully belonging to your church?

>> No.12584354

>>12584343
>>12584344
This guy is a troll, he always comes out to "defend" bob and uses "snookums, sweetie, darling" and other such words to get a rise out of people.

>> No.12584356

>>12584344
>Chesicore
It's Cheticore, man. Get it right.

>>12584354
>If you like bob you're a troll

>> No.12584362

>>12584356
>If you like bob you're a troll

Yup, if you defend him then you are him.

>> No.12584363

>>12584344
you sound like that retard that was calling himself a knight of /a/

>> No.12584365

>>12584353
Well, you could help spread our teachings, or perhaps help out with activities from time to time. But remember, every tryst brings you closer to our church, if you do not wish for that to happen, I suggest you REFRAIN.

>> No.12584366

>>12584332
Apex predator? Hell, give any monstergirl with it own locomotive power invisibility and it can fit in that set. The only thing I see the Manticore half adding in is an overflow of lust and a penchant for rape.

>> No.12584370

>>12584356
I'm not the one using inflammatory words to get people angry, pookie.

>> No.12584375

>>12584370
I'm not your pookie, buttercup

>> No.12584379

Cheshire refers to the partnership between the Cheshire and manticore in one of bob's stories, not an actual blending of the species.

>> No.12584380

People seem a little more argumentative than normal this thread around. Do the weekends do that to folks, or what?

Well, whatever. Any interesting updates happen today?

>> No.12584384

>>12584375
I"m not your butternut, pet.

>> No.12584386

>>12584379

Except he's even state the Cheticores are the offspring of the coupling of Savannah and Claire.

>> No.12584391

>>12584380
Weekends are always like this. Even back on /a/.

>> No.12584393

>>12584386
Do they have fluffy tailpussies?

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>>12584375
>>12584384
Knock if off.

>> No.12584400

>>12584365
Okay fine I'll join
But I'm not staying full time, and I chose who and when I fuck
punishment for not listening will be handholding

>> No.12584401

>>12584386
Oh, did not know that, I dropped him faster than bullying wets an alp when he started writing futa into the story.

>> No.12584403

>>12584380
It has been like this since Yesterday, for some reason people are being very anal over little crap, and instead of just ignoring posts, they are flaming out, and instigating more of it, as for anything interesting I'll lay some bullet points

1) .less made an awesome pic of a happy anubis in a shrine filled with lego offerings

2) commercial-kun did a few commercials, and finished chapter 6

3) flame war, over religion (fictional), sexuality, and 1 canon vs another canon

4) few nice pieces of art have turned up

5) I think Janna the janitor actually mentioned the idea of being a kikimura was appealing, so someone supporting that claim

6) more faggotry

7 some discussion over pissibly fleshing out Ra, but ended up making Anubis our Lego goddess

>> No.12584405

>>12584403
>I think Janna the janitor actually mentioned the idea of being a kikimura was appealing
Wait what.

>> No.12584409

>>12584403
I have been harassed by a typo fairy today, prolly cause i am feeling sick , took the day off work

>> No.12584411

>>12584405
There was a post after the thread was cleaned , I can not seem to find it, but it stated essentially

'Janna the Kikimura maid has cleaned the thread for you'

not sure if it was the janitor or someone posting that as a joke

>> No.12584413

>>12584400
Not staying full time is fine, but we'll have to talk about "who you fuck." It's reached my ears you've been familiar with a number of our sisters, you are but one man. If you wish to have time outside of praying, don't get too greedy. Welcome Brother.

>> No.12584414

>>12584405
She likes to clean up the thread from shitposting.

>> No.12584424

>>12584403
It's the newfags, they always make people uneasy.

>> No.12584425
File: 356 KB, 1280x800, Rose riviera bed crawl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12584425

>> No.12584426

>>12584414
Our janitor is very awesome!

<that concludes my buttkissing >

>> No.12584434

sun, river, man getting oral pleasure from woman, moon, staff

>> No.12584438

>>12584426
><>
You don't need to do that.

>> No.12584439

>>12584426
Well, if someone deserves a buttkissing that would be him.

>> No.12584446

>>12584425
Did a drawfag make that.

>> No.12584449

>>12584434
Are you sure these hieroglyphics are the sort of thing our Pharaoh is looking for?

>> No.12584456

>>12584426
><that concludes my buttkissing >
Fuck off you cunt.

>> No.12584466

>>12584434
Maybe compile these, so you can make a cypher for the thread, or the hathorites. Sounds pretty autistic though.

When our civilization is a silent ruin, monsters will come about and learn of humans who worshipped them. Funny.

>> No.12584471

>>12584439
> Janet
> Him

Come on man.

>> No.12584472

>>12584446
Yes.
It's a certain catgirl from Riviera

>> No.12584477

>>12584472
Gotcha.

>> No.12584491
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12584491

Today was a pretty relaxing day with mistress.

She'd wanted to go out with her friends, but stayed home with me instead. After I cooked her breakfast we had a pretty lazy today where she mostly changed my bandages for me and she only used her tail on me a little.

What was really interesting though is when I was giving mistress her daily paw rub she sighed halfway through and shoved me off. At first I thought I'd done something wrong and asked her for forgiveness, but she just placed a furry digit to my lips and told me to shush.

She then carried me into her room and I thought she was going to lash or cane me when she put me on the gurnee, but she never tied me down or anything.

Instead she took the oil I normally used on her, applied to her paws, and began to massage my back, legs, and arms. I was really quite surprised, but she told me she just wanted to do something nice for me since I was always so good to her.

A while later when she flipped me over she didn't even tail me, instead just carefully rubbing and pressing to release all my knotted muscles. I was surprised she was so good at it, but I guess it comes with knowing how to apply just the right amount of pain to someone and where.

It was very relaxing and I fell asleep, only to be woken up by mistress later with a very strange look on her face. I apologized for falling asleep on her, but she said she was glad I felt so relaxed around her. But as punishment she'd have to do something very special.

I was curious, doubly so when she crawled on top of me, and triply so when she slipped me into her vagina. It was the first time I'd ever been in her pussy! It felt amazing and mistress was a lot more delicate than usual, riding me very slowly and sensually.

After I came in her she smirked and told me I was very naughty for coming before her and made me eat out the creampie I gave her by facesitting me while she squeezed my junk. She didn't let me go until I made her cum - good ole' mistress!

>> No.12584498

>>12584491
AND THEN THERE'S THIS GUY
I find his insane stories rather amusing.

>> No.12584504

>>12584491
She's totally gonna leave you in the dirt.

Never trust a manticore.

>> No.12584505

>>12584504
>Leave him in the dirt
>Just let him use her pussy

They're married now, he's stuck for life.

>> No.12584506

>>12584491
Well, these posts get marginally less offputting the further on they go.
Is the Manticore losing her dominant edge? Is she actually falling in love with her mindbroken pet?

Tune in tomorrow to find out, on the next episode of Dragonball Z.

>> No.12584508

>>12584506
DAMNIT HEBERT

>> No.12584509

>>12584505
With all that has happened before, I doubt she'll stay much longer.

Never ever trust a maticore.

>> No.12584510

>>12584505
Poor bastard. Should we kill him?

>> No.12584511

>>12584491
Oh hey Mr. Toy.

Glad you had a relaxing day today. Hope to see you fully recovered soon.

>> No.12584514

>>12584509
Y'don't know much about Manticores, d'ye?

>>12584510
Nah, let the poor bastard be happy. He's with his waifu, that's all any of us could ever ask for.

>> No.12584516

>>12584491
Are you gonna pastebin this?

>> No.12584517

>>12584509
>With all that has happened before

You mean when she get all emotional from that succubus attack, and took care of him?

>> No.12584518

>>12584516
I can't help but think it might be better as a screencap.

I wonder if anybody's been keeping one?

>> No.12584528

>>12584393

Ask the futa faggot yourself.

>>12584401

What's funny is he claims to not be gay and yet he includes so many dicks and buttplay into his stories it makes one wonder if he's actually an Alp.

>> No.12584530

>>12584517
That was once.

It will never happen again.

Manticores know nothing aside from being the worst possible thing to humans, even if this one turned out to be a "good" manticore there will be hundreds of thousands of bad ones that need to die.

>> No.12584531

>>12584491
> eating your cum

Gross.

inb4 some rant about it being good

GROSS!

>> No.12584537

>>12584531
Yeah, I usually defend a lot of fetishes, but that one? That's...pretty icky.

I guess I can see the appeal to a super-sub like him. And hey, it's better than eating other guys' cum at least, right?

>> No.12584542

>>12584528
I think someone confirmed bob gay irl in an earlier thread.

>

>> No.12584544

I'm new and who's Bob?

>> No.12584546

>>12584544
Someone who writes stories that rub some vocal anons the wrong way.

>> No.12584547

>>12584544
Someone who quie frankly we shouldn't be talkng about.
Rght guys?

>> No.12584548

>>12584491
Put this on your pastebin when you're done you lazy faggot.

>> No.12584553

>>12584547
This is correct because of the latter part of >>12584546

>> No.12584555

>>12584528
An alp wouldn't be so annoying.

>> No.12584558

>>12584544
just someone who stirs shit up and should be avoided. he introduces horrible things. Cheshire cats have been forever ruined, and now he's pushing smug and fat foxes. any claim that it's "vocal anons" fault for not like dicks and 8 inch tongues up their asses is only half right, as Bob must surely know that his awful fetishes will derail a thread EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. just ignore the shitposting from both sides, if you can.

>> No.12584561

>>12584555
Trips confirm Bob is more annoying than an Alp

>> No.12584562

>>12584544
A reckless faggot who likes to stir shit with his futa fetish. Cant write an ending to save his life.

>> No.12584566

>>12584558
>Cheshire Cats have been forever ruined
People were talking about them pleasantly just earlier today.
>Now he's pushing smug and fat foxes
Fat? And either way, you are the only anon who keeps ranting about how everything "Smug" is "Bob ruining shit". Seriously anon, you've got anger issues.

>> No.12584571

In order of fluffiness

Kitsune > Anubis > Werewolf > Werecat

Prove me wrong.

>> No.12584572

>>12584562

So not only is he a futa faggot but he's Kubo

>> No.12584577

>>12584566
>you are
>implying multiple people don't want Bob to just stop.
also, I participated in the pleasant, Joker rapist Cheshire discussion where she chases you through an abandoned amusement park, telling dumb jokes and removing your clothing one article at a time. I want Cheshire in a purple Joker suit now. Also, when a Cheshire is mentioned, a lot of people will immediately associate a futa dick with it. because of Bob.

>> No.12584578

>>12584571

>Order of fluffiness
>Doesn't even mention Yetis

Proved you wrong.

>> No.12584583

>>12584571
From a purely objective viewpoint, yeah. Though I'd probably put werewolf and werecat as equal.

And either way, I'd most want to cuddle an Anubis.

>> No.12584585

>>12584571
>No Yetis

Anon what the fucking flying Santa fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.12584586

>>12584566
> the only one

Fuck bob with a deer dresser.

>> No.12584589

>>12584577
Again, they're not ruined forever though. Quit exaggerating.

And I never implied that multiple people don't want Bob to just stop. It's pretty obvious that there is a fairly sizeable group who actively loathes him. But I'm pretty sure you are the only one who throws a fit at the very mention of the word "Smug".

>> No.12584591

>>12584537
I guess straight up munching on your own cum is kinda deviant, but tasting yourself inside your loved one wouldn't be so bad. I imagine it would be a very primal feeling.
>I have marked my mate so well I can even taste myself on her.
It'd be like spending a rainy day with your wolfu, doing the washing and accidentally catching a whiff of the shirt she'd spend all day, and smelling a bit of your own scent mixed in with hers. I imagine it would be a very reassuring sensation.

>> No.12584592

>>12584586
>With a deer dresser
I-What?

>> No.12584597

>>12584585
Cussing so much in the same sentence as Santa Claus. Disgraceful anon.

>> No.12584598

>>12584591
Fair enough.
And kinda cute, in a weird, kinky way.

>> No.12584599

>>12584571
>no dog girl
>no kangeroo girl
>no bear girl
>no panda girl
>no squirrel girl
>no harpy girl
>no mouse girl
>etc.

>> No.12584600

>>12584597
He isn't real, who gives a fuck?

Santa is a fucking concept you ninny.

>> No.12584601

>>12584589
I don't flip out when I see smug, but the fact that people do is a good indication that bob should just stop. He spams with smug fox. It should fucking stop.

>> No.12584602

>>12584566
Futa, for me was never such a big deal. As such it wasn't futa cat that changed cheshires, for me at least. It was a bunch of greentexts about doing drugs and having the cheshire just mind-fuck you into a straightjacket. Like popping shrooms, she'd wait for it to hit before making all but her head invisible, and start floating around you, vanishing all over the place.

>> No.12584603

>>12584586
Just out of curiousity, why do people get accused of being bob if they bring up kitsune and kitsune udon?I must have missed something. What did bob do with them?

>> No.12584606

>>12584597
Big Boss pls.

>> No.12584607

>>12584583
>>12584585
Fine, those can go up top. Or just below kitsune.

Hmm. I guess it depends on sheer volume of fur. Or at least, that's how I was doing it. So I'd be tempted to put it as

Kitsune > Yeti > Anubis > Werewolf > Werecat

>>12584599
Throw in a chinchilla girl while you're at it. She can take top for sure.

>> No.12584609

>>12584603

>why do people get accused of being bob if they bring up kitsune

What? The fuck is going on here?

>> No.12584611

>>12584603
Ya what's with kitsune udon, I don't get the backlash of it.

>> No.12584612

>>12584589
He's not alone.

>>12584592
I don't know the proper name of the tool. It's something you shove up a deer's ass and twist to pull out the intestines and other organs.

>> No.12584615

>>12584612
>twist to pull out the intestines

Holy shit that sounds awesome!

>> No.12584616
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>>12584571
Who cares about ranks.

Werewolves are always the best.

>> No.12584620

>>12584609
Apparently all Kitsunes must now be smug.
Apparently all Smug Kitsunes are awful.
Apparently this is epitomized by Ran from Touhou.
Apparently this is all Bob's fault.

I call bullshit.

>> No.12584623

>>12584607

As a Yeti lover, I'm chill with any "fluffiness rankings" as long as they're recognized. Can't forget them Puffy Paws, mang.

>> No.12584626

>>12584616
But that's wrong you silly anon

>> No.12584628

>>12584600
Neither is your waifu or monstergirls.

>>12584603
>>12584609
>>12584611
Bob has been spamming them along with smug and fat foxes.

>> No.12584630
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12584630

>>12584612
Butt-Out

>> No.12584634

>>12584630

the fuck

>> No.12584636

>>12584620
And you'd be wrong.

>> No.12584640

>>12584616
I'll always have a werewolf for a waifu, but I have to admit that Anubis is becoming exponentially more appealing to me as these threads tick on.

>> No.12584643

>>12584640
All praise the Lego Goddess.

>> No.12584644

All these newfags godamnit.

>> No.12584646
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12584646

>>12584616
It's always a howlin' good time with a werewolf

>> No.12584648

so we're keeping track of all the /mgg/ OC stuff in pastebin or something, right? im really tempted to try and draw all the characters in a line up kind of fashon

>> No.12584652

>>12584648

Who are you?

>> No.12584655

>>12584648
Yeah, it's all in pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/mZEhPMMW

Who are you? Are you HathorDrawfag?

>> No.12584657

>>12584652
just an anon, i swear

>> No.12584658

>>12584646
Charon no.

Charon stop

>> No.12584659

>>12584646
Charon, don't make me get the paddle, I swear to god.

>> No.12584660

>>12584640
Slut. I have a harem but you're a slut.

>> No.12584661

>>12584648
>All the characters in a line up kind of fashion
Didn't .less already do that?

>> No.12584663
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>>12584648
That would be an awful lot to draw, anon. There's tons of OC here.

>> No.12584665

>>12584648
Recap Anon has that shortlist of things other threadgoers would like to see more of.

>> No.12584667

>>12584661
maybe he doesn't want one with a shitload of Bob on it. I still hate that dick cat had the best butt.

>> No.12584673

>>12584648
>>12584663
You could always do the ones that aren't in that picture.

Like Anya the Siberian space Jinko, the Werecats in Spats or that frowning male teacher.

>> No.12584676
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12584676

>>12584606

>> No.12584679

>>12584667
>I still hate that dick cat had the best butt
>>12584663
Yeah, that's a fair point.
Charon's is quite nice though. Quite nice indeed.

>> No.12584681

>>12584646
Do you want another gang bang? I will make it 400 men this time, and they'll all use your ass. JUST YOUR ASS.

>> No.12584683

>>12584660
Hey, I never said I wouldn't be eternally faithful to mai waifu. Just that Anubi are being painted in a really good light recently.

>> No.12584684

>>12584665

I just realized RecapAnon decided to actually go by that nickname on Pastebin. Knigga keeps being more and more based.

>> No.12584685

>>12584681
Don't bully my pun waifu please.

That's my fucking job

>> No.12584687

>>12584663
well, i really want to get good at being a drawfag, so giving myself a project like this would give me something specific to practice on

>> No.12584691

>>12584684
Well, what else is he going to call himself, after all?

>> No.12584698

>>12584683
> slave driving, legosexual, virgin beet
> good

KEK

>> No.12584700
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12584700

>>12584683
Anubutts have always been in a good light

>> No.12584701

>>12584698
*neet

>> No.12584706

>>12584698
>Talkin' smack about the Lego Goddess
Nigga you best be kiddin'.

>> No.12584707

>>12584698
I was talking about the Anubis from that guy's story, but okay.

>> No.12584719

>>12584700
Is there actually a full version of this?
I've never been able to find one...

>> No.12584725

>>12584685
Weren't you gonna break her out of her habit? If you do't she's getting the treatment again, her ass is gonna look like...you ever see a horse blink it's eye? Like that, cum and Santorum mixed together so thick, it'll look like she's shitting milk gone bad.

>> No.12584726

>>12584719
http://imgur.com/a/Gw4Gs

>> No.12584730

>>12584726
Thanks anon. I'd been able to find the full one with the painful face, but not the ahegao.

>> No.12584732

>>12584725
I never said I was gonna break her out of it.

I said I'd only bully her so she calms down a tiny bit with the puns

So no bully

>> No.12584735

>>12584706
>goddess

Anubis is just second fiddle to Pharaoh. Her love for leg is id making her look pretty autistic.

>> No.12584739

>>12584732
Yes bully, with hundreds of dicks.

>> No.12584747

>>12584739
You need to be spanked young man for being such a troublemaker.

>> No.12584769

>>12584747
Try it, I'll shove your oar so far up your ass you' become a kebab.

A thought just occurred to me, we need that heart pupil picture of Cupid with "dick" on the bottom, with anon"s face and "pussy" or "monsterpussy" on the bottom. Hearts and all.

>> No.12584798

As someone just pointed out elsewhere: the human bit on most spider girls is back-to-front, compared to the way that makes anatomical and embryological sense.

>> No.12584807

>>12584798
What? What are you even talking about?

>> No.12584815

>>12584798
Back to front how? The human half needs to be swivelled around at the torso to be "correct", or they need to be coming out of the arse-end of the spider?

>> No.12584816

>>12584798
>monstergirl making sense anatomically
well, no. Not very likely at all.

>> No.12584822
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12584822

>>12584798
You're making my head hurt.

>> No.12584824

I've actually put a fair amount of research into Arachne Physiology. Surprisingly, they make a fair amount of sense anatomically, as compared to most MGs at least.

Except Rachnera. Why does she have an ass.
It doesn't make sense.
Dammit Crabman.

>> No.12584826

>>12584798
Who does the what now?

>> No.12584827

>>12584807
>>>12584739
>>12584815
>? The human half needs to be swivelled around at the torso to be "correct"
Yeah, this. Chordates are flipped dorsal-to-ventral compared to other animals. Like most things, a spider's nerves run along its belly and its guts along its back.

>> No.12584829

>>12584824
because asses are good. her spider tits are the best tits in the series. bigger than miia's and not crazy big like Cerea's. Big Suu also has great tits.

>> No.12584833

>>12584824
Crabman's a shit artist, no surprise here.

>> No.12584834

>>12584824
The same reason nagas often do in these things, people like asses. (but not on centaurs, thankfully)

>> No.12584835
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>>12584616

Would you help shave your wolfu-waifu's private area?

http://exhentai.org/g/719747/1ed02905c1/

>> No.12584836

>>12584822
Please don't forget to delete reaction images.

>> No.12584837

>>12584824
He puts a lot of research into designing most of his monstergirls, but then you realise that most of his common sense and anatomy knowledge goes out the window in order to appeal to his "balloons and twigs" fetish.

>> No.12584838 [SPOILER] 
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>>12584824
Because Okayado cannot into anatomy or perspective.

Wolfspider best spider.

Spoilered for wolfspider tits.

>> No.12584839

>>12584835
>Having a wolf wife
>Not wanting fluffy
I don't understand.

>> No.12584841

>>12584824
> not wanting ass to grab

Hatred. Contempt. Disgust. Revulsion.

>> No.12584842

>>12584836
Y'know what, I'm just gonna leave the image up.

>> No.12584853

>>12584769
You're grounded young man!

Such a trouble child.

>> No.12584856

>>12584491
Has anyone keep capping these or recording in a pastebin.

>> No.12584857

>>12584841
I never said I didn't like it.
I just said that it doesn't make any sense anatomically.

>>12584838
I loved that bitch's bad end.

>> No.12584858

>>12584856
Eh, if no one else has, I'll go through the archive and start, like with Teacher Anon's stuff.

Anybody remember which thread Slaveboy first popped up in?

>> No.12584861

>>12584838
The abdomen was fat.

>> No.12584862

I am so happy about this Hornet Girl Doujin.
Hot as fuck so far.

>> No.12584863
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>>12584856
I have.

>> No.12584864

>>12584858
Not too many threads ago. Maybe three threads prior to this one?

>> No.12584868

>>12584862
the one with the ninja?

>> No.12584873

>>12584853
You're not my mom!

Ever been raped under the pale moonlight? Cause you're getting this dick one way or another. Dick the mother.

>> No.12584874

>>12584868
No

>> No.12584880

whenever i read greentexts, its hard to imagine myself being shorter than the monstergirl, since i'm 6'2"

>> No.12584885

>>12584873
That's it!

You're going to live in the Church of the Fallen God for the rest of the year!

>> No.12584887

>>12584880
I know that feel anon.

6'1''

>> No.12584892

>>12584880
>>12584887
yall kniggas need a Jinko waifu, she'll be taller than you, guarantee it.

>> No.12584897

>>12584892
But anon.

I have a fear of cats

>> No.12584898

>>12584887
>>12584880
You don't know how valuable being tall is when you're not. With that said, the suffering associated with being a manlet seems much worse than that with being a tallfag.

>> No.12584899

>>12584885
Do I laugh or kiss you?

>> No.12584900

>>12584892
well actually i don't like pawpads

>> No.12584901

>>12584880
I'm 5'9".

But I like lolis and petite girls anyway, so...

>> No.12584904

>>12584897
Fear boners, even better!

>> No.12584905

Most Ryu women are tall, they run from like 6 foot to just under 8 feet if I do the conversions correct;y, seems the average height is 6 foot 6 inches

>> No.12584906

>>12584892
5'7'' here.
I want a jinko waifu above all others.

>> No.12584908

>>12584899
Neither.

Go to the fucking church

>> No.12584909

>>12584897
frosted rapes is for you.
>>12584900
I don't know what to tell you, jinkos are love.
>>12584906
my knigga.

>> No.12584913

>>12584885
> not the matango botanical garden
> not making him work with special needs wurm
> not sending him to sabbath and babysit baphomet brats

Ya blew it.

>> No.12584914

Alright, I think I've found the beginning of Tailpussy Slaveboy.

Will begin screencapping, will post results for viewing when it's done.

>> No.12584917

>>12584905
I have read that too, the reddish gold Ryu in my story is at 6 foot 6 inches

>> No.12584919

>>12584909
>frosted rape

I hope she's fine with fucking a guy who can't stop screaming and crying

>> No.12584920

>>12584914
Grab my commercials too!

>> No.12584921

>>12584919
that makes it better for her.

>> No.12584923

>>12584913
Dear me anon!

I just want to punish the boy, not torture him!

>> No.12584924

>>12584906
When you're a manlet that just means more monstergirls can princess carry you.

>> No.12584925

>>12584905
>You will never see your lamia waifu stand at her full length and look down on you when you anger her

>> No.12584926

>>12584921
Tears are the best lubricants

>> No.12584927

>>12584914
I've already been capping it.

>> No.12584928

>>12584925
Ohh, that reminds me of this lamia doujin, where she does that at the end, cant remember the name

>> No.12584930

>>12584909
My brother.
If I can't have a jinko, I'll have my Frosted Rapes.

>>12584919
But anon, it's the most pure rape you'll ever have. Look how cute she is.
http://imgur.com/a/fun9c#0

>>12584924
And I'm totally fine with it.

>> No.12584934

>>12584927
Son of a bitch!
Since as far back as Tuesday? That's the earliest one I could find.

>> No.12584938

>>12584930
>http://imgur.com/a/fun9c#0
I don't want this, too spooky

As if I have a choice though right?

>> No.12584940

>>12584938
>http://imgur.com/a/fun9c#0
there is no other option, she will take it whether you want to give it or not.

>> No.12584941
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>>12584934
This is the start of the Slaveboy Saga isn't it?

>> No.12584944

Fuck it, I hate a wasted effort. Gonna keep doin' it anyway.

>>12584920
Yeah, sure, I'll try. After.

Or is there already an anon doing that too? If so, please, speak up.

>> No.12584946

>>12584941
Pretty sure, yeah. Still gonna try doin' my own though. One big one.

Because I'm bored and need something to do.

>> No.12584951

>>12584885
So, you're sending me to a den of horny nuns to brush up before we do it? Allright, but when I come back IT'S DANG A LANG TIME!

>> No.12584952

>>12584938
>>12584940
Yeah, just don't fight back. She'll rape you and cuddle you back to life afterwards.

>> No.12584954

>>12584924
Then there's this faggot.

>> No.12584958

>>12584951
Jokes on you ya little shit!

I'm out of this shitty town so I can leave to a place you'll never find me!

>> No.12584982

You think a Succuvirus would make a lot of computer puns? Like letting you enter through her back door? Or cumming so much inside her that you give her an overflow error?

This is what I get for playing Transistor.

>> No.12584983
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12584983

Are Holstaurs more likely to become Christmas Cakes if they live in the city compared to rural locations?

>> No.12584984

>>12584925
> you"ll never tickle her underscales in an attempt to subdue her
> you"ll never make her topple from such heights
> you"ll never work your way up her body, launching her into a laughing fit, promising revenge
> you"ll never continue until reaching her torso, her face as red as tomato from laughing so much
>you'll never kiss her forehead before fucking her right in the pussy
> you'll never make her forget why she was mad at you

>> No.12584988

>>12584982
Godamnit no, charon is enough of a pain.

>> No.12584990

>>12584988
>charon is enough of a pain

She's so much fun, what are you talking about anon?

>> No.12584995

>>12584984
Now, THIS sounds fun!

>> No.12584999

>>12584958
Oh, whatever shall I do? It's not like monsters can pick up traces of spirit energy and track a per-Oh wait! They can do that! I'm getting that motheru V.

>> No.12585001
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12585001

What do you call a wolf that's for sale?

A Ware-wolf

>> No.12585007

>>12584999
You're a shitty kid you know that?

>> No.12585008

>>12584990
Same problem with anything good, people not knowing when to fucking stop.

>> No.12585009

>>12585001
What are you trying to do Bob.

>> No.12585010

>>12584988
"Breach my input, Anon! Fill me up with your source code!"

>> No.12585013

>>12584982
Transistor?

Rape()

>> No.12585022

>>12585007
Not as shitty as my dick will be when I stick it in your pooper.

>> No.12585023

>>12584982
I wish I had a Succuvirus.

>> No.12585025

>>12584983
Anyone?

>> No.12585026

>>12585022
But anon, I'm not who you think I am

I'm the guy that's fucking your mom
Can't say puns when her mouth is full

>> No.12585028

>>12585013
Only if I can slot the Fluff() Function into it too.

>>12585023
Would you play with her, using your mouse pointer? I can imagine her sort of being like that Interactive Buddy flash game from years ago, only lewd and self-aware.

>> No.12585029

>>12585025
Yeah probably.

I mean they'd have nothing to do so why wouldn't they become CC's?

>> No.12585031

>>12585025
Someone asked this question the last few threads, try again.

>> No.12585034

>>12584491
I want slaveboy to get kidnapped and have mistress cry bitch tears

>> No.12585035

>>12585031
I don't recall.

>> No.12585036

>>12585028
In which slot? Passive?

Or for an extra effect on your Breach()?

>> No.12585039

>>12585034
>Wanting to make a manticore cry
man is the real monster

>> No.12585042

>>12585039
Manticore a shit, they deserve to cry

>> No.12585044

>>12585026
She's not my mom dumbest, just some slut trying to undo all the sinning she's racked in her whore life. Want to join in? But her ass is mine. And so is yours if you think you're stealing it.

>> No.12585046
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>>12584982
>>12585023
>tfw no succuvirus to watch you do naughty things to yourself via webcam
>she'll never pop up on your screen, saying how much of a bad boy you are for looking at such perverted things
>she'll never describe in great detail what'd she'd do to you if she had the chance
>she'll never fill your internet browser with porn involving all your favorite fetishes
>at night when you're trying to sleep she won't max out the speakers and fill the room with noises of her acting out your dream sexual fantasy

>> No.12585048

>>12585044
Go soak your head alp.

I caught her, I fuck her.

>> No.12585049

>>12585036
Having it as a Passive means more fluffy monstergirls will be attracted to you. Installing it in Breach() makes tailfucking 20% more pleasurable.

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>>12585034
>A total dom MG finally comes to terms with the feelings she has for her pet/toy, only to have him taken from her.
Wunderbar.

The best possible outcome for this scenario is that Slaveboys mistress goes full yandere, and rips his captors apart, limb from limb.

>> No.12585053

>>12585039
You're right, I'm sorry

please don't hurt me

>> No.12585057 [DELETED] 
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12585057

Best girl

>> No.12585058

>>12585052
Yeah that would be a nice outcome

>> No.12585061

>>12585057
I want to throatfuck and ravage a healthy Dormouse while she sleeps.

>> No.12585063
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12585063

Best girl
Non-Antgirl version

>> No.12585067

>>12585061
As do we all.

>> No.12585069

>>12585048
Alp? No bitch that's you. Whoever fucked my woman I shall fuck him in the ass! Make him my concubine. Make him my thing. So even if she's your woman, she will still be my woman!

>> No.12585072

>>12585049
So many possibilities.

Add a Load() in the Upgrade for Breach() so you can last longer.

Now I want to play again. 3rd playthrough here I come.

>> No.12585075

>>12585069
I wish I could find the doujin this quote came from.

That emperor guy was alpha as fuck.

>> No.12585074

>>12585052

>Wunderbar

It's a shame you'll never be the little Herrenvolk shota who gets saved by the Obersturmführer Schwarzwulf only to be ravaged in the throes of her murderboner

>> No.12585077

>>12585063
I want to play with her ears and watch her squirm.

>> No.12585080

>>12585069
Okay buddy you need a chill pill.

Maybe some dick so you can go alp and calm down a bit

>> No.12585082

>>12585046
>stalker living in your computer
delete system32, it's the only way to stop her

>> No.12585083

>>12585072
How is that game?
I need something new to play.

>> No.12585089

>>12585082
>wanting a cute little succuvirus gone

Jeez anon, how gay are you?

>> No.12585091

>>12585083
It's a pretty good game, man. Good storyline and gameplay.
Have you played Bastion?

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>>12585074
You've piqued my curiosity and tickled my /ss/ fetish.

I demand that you explain further.

>> No.12585093

>>12585075
I just know that if I can find her, and I will, I can find you. Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.

>> No.12585094

>>12585091
No, haven't ever played Bastion.

>> No.12585096
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>>12585093

>> No.12585097

>>12585080
Fuck off, we're having fun.

>> No.12585100

>>12585093
I think you need a Jinko to set you straight young man!

As if I'd let you find us

>> No.12585102

>>12585096
Fuck off Bob.

>> No.12585103

>>12585096
Then there's this other faggot.

>> No.12585104

>>12585063
>>12585061
>Sleep Sex
Best Fetish.
Truest Love

>> No.12585106

>>12585094
It's pretty much the same style.
Isometric camera
Gameplay lasts about 5-6hours, but it's good for replays too, since the enemies scale with your level.
Storyline is as great as Bastion.

Overall it's pretty nice, I recommend.

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>>12585069
>>12585075
Mah niggas, that was good shit.

>> No.12585109

>>12585104
That reminds me of a situation on these threads where an Anon was in Weresheep wool bed with a Dormouse tummy pillow after drinking a glass of warm Holst milk
And then he was raped by a Nightmare forever

>> No.12585112

>>12585109
>Weresheep Wool Bed
>Dormouse Tummy Pillow
>Nightmare
This...this...this...
This is the best thing ever and I want it to happen to me. Only way it could possibly be better, is if Anubis snuggling was somehow involved too.

>> No.12585114

>>12585083
Short, but very sweet. It has lore leaking from its every pore, and the gameplay is very well handled. Some people complained about Bastion's gameplay being too simple, but Transistor definitely fixed that potential issue, with its Function (attack) slot system.
You can set the difficulty up with Limiters you can turn off or on at checkpoints, which are essentially modifiers like "Enemies hit twice as hard", "Have less MEM space for slotting in Functions" and "Enemies respawn from Cells faster".

Beautiful artstyle, and Ashley Barret nails the singing in it.

>> No.12585117

>>12585112
Anon just think about it. You wouldn't wake up for a LONG TIME, if at all. So imagine spending all that time being dominated by the dream form of a Nightmare, who can alter your dreams at her wishes to make it was excruciatingly pleasurable as possible. And you'll never be able to get out of it

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>>12585104

>> No.12585123

>>12585112
How about getting snuggly with an Anubis under a weresheep blanket, and falling asleep in each other's arms atop a Dormouse tummy pillow, while a Nightmare brings the two of you together in your sleep? Then the three of you can be together in the world of dreams, maybe forever.

>> No.12585124

>>12585117
Yeah, I heard you the first time.
Seriously, where do I sign up?

>> No.12585125

>>12585114
This. Clocked 9 hours with 2 playthroughs.
Bastion is pretty good though, both games are heartwarming.

Also, MG with Ashley's voice now.

>> No.12585129

>>12585100
As if you have a choice!! I took something to remind me of you before you sent me away, nothing big, just some panties, used. They have your scent, I'm sure thev sisters I've managed to tame will be more than happy to help me find you. It's only a matter of time. Till then, think of me, because we're thinking of you, every night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch? V=zORf3fUGC-I

>> No.12585130

>>12585124
You can't. Monstergirls aren't real

>> No.12585131

>>12585123
TheAbsoluteBestThingIEverHeard/10

>> No.12585132
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>>12585117
What if the guy/boy finds a way to shatter the Nightmares dreamworld, and wakes up to find her kneeling at his bedside as a sobbing, emotional wreck?

>> No.12585134

>>12585122

This shit would get irritating and exhausting real fast.

>> No.12585135

>>12585125
I've often though about a werewolf howl-humming Spine of the World into a quiet night.

>> No.12585138

>>12585129
You need a hard spanking boy!

>> No.12585139

>>12585132
The answer is simple.
I give her a big, warm, loving hug, pull her down, and drift back to sleep with her.

>> No.12585140

>>12585092

Fine then.

Imagine being some young lad born into the Führer's Empire, her Lilim shadow cast all across the land, save for the East. That is still controlled by the Kitsoviets and Slav Jinkos.

The Danukis are being systematically detained for being an inferior MG race only existing to spread dissidence and being just an unpleasant race to be around in general. Not killed, but detained.

Fraülein Führer instructs one of her Sturmbannführers of the Walkure race to send a Schwarzwulf to guard against the growing threat of precious herrenvolk seed being bred with inferior MGs.

That's when you meet Obersturmführer Lupa Hiltraud, Probably one of the most hardassed of the Schwarzwulf unit of Werwulf Kommandos.

Her uniform is immaculately kept, the black dress jacket with the iron cross neatly polished and her jodphurs clinging to her curvaceous form, rounding out at her supple yet firm buttocks with its custom tailored hole for the sable furred tail to voluminously spill out.

Her skin's a milky white color, free of mar as her dark red eyes focus on the small boy no older than thirteen summers from beneath her garrison cap that splits her black ears.

On her ride side is the wooden holster/stock of a Mauser M712 schnellfeurer. So on so forth.

>> No.12585143

>>12585140
Quit forcing your bullshit, bollocks

>> No.12585144

>>12585140
I like it.

>> No.12585147

>>12585132
Anon, that's impossible. You have no power of this dream, and she can do whatever she want in it. She can bind you down and make you cum buckets in your dream, or make you infinitely run in place while a pack of rabid werewolfus are bitting at your heels. She gets to design every detail in order to make you cum as much as humanly possible, and you're only along for the ride.

>> No.12585148

>>12585135
This one is awesome too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs81RZ_JRng

>> No.12585149

>>12585140
So you write for the threads but not for a pastebin?

>> No.12585150

>>12585138
You're just digging the hole deeper "mom" do you have any idea the things I learned where you sent me? The things I've gotten to do? I can make your heart stop with a jolt of pleasure. I can make you come so hard you'll break every joint in your body. Oh, but you're not getting off that easy. Not you and nit your meanwhile, you're mine.

>> No.12585153

>>12585147
>What is lucid dreaming?

My mind. My rules.

>> No.12585156

So, question.

Am I the only anon who's waifu is a Nightmare?

>> No.12585157

>>12585153
Nope.
Her power > your mind
If it wasn't her entire species would be irrelevant

>> No.12585158

>>12585150
I'm calling the HB correction officers to send a manticore your way, that will teach you to make these threats

>> No.12585159

>>12585156

Depends on the sense of the word you're using.

>> No.12585160

>>12585144

You're not allowed to.

>>12585149

He wanted me to elaborate so I did. Doesn't mean i'm continuing that at all. Do love the double standards that communist kitsunes are fine but a Lilim's Reich crosses the line.

>> No.12585161

>>12585153
>demonic energy

>> No.12585162
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What's the difference between an amazoness and a tribal dark elf?

>> No.12585163

>>12585156
probably

>> No.12585164

>>12585162
Amazons are hardcore.

>> No.12585166

>>12585162
Dark elves are elves.

Amazons are a sub-type of succubi.

>> No.12585167

>>12585162
muscles

>> No.12585168

>>12585164
Aren't dark elves more hardcore? Don't they torture their husbands and shit?

>> No.12585169

>>12585162

One is a dark skinned elf the other is a tribal succubus.

>> No.12585170

>>12585162
Amazons treat their husbands like shit.

Even more compared to a dark elf.

>> No.12585171

>>12585162
An Amazoness will rape you, make you do housework and cuddle you.
A Tribal elf will beat and rape you, no cuddles.

>> No.12585172

>>12585167
What if your dark elf waifu lifts?

>> No.12585173
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>>12585114
>>12585106
Alright, I'll give it a try.

>> No.12585175

>>12585171

>An Amazoness will rape you, make you do housework and cuddle you.

No beating?

>> No.12585176

>>12585175
He blocked that part out.

>> No.12585178

>>12585156
No, the guy who is married to a Manticore ...ohh you meant species, prolly so

>> No.12585180

>>12585150
Fuck.

*not your manwhore

>>12585158
Oh I've had the pleasure of keeping a manticores company. A bit hot, make you weakening the knees, but nothing I can't handle now. And it's no threat, I swear by The Fallen God I will have you. Oh, by the way, nice cabin, nice boat.

>> No.12585181

Is it wrong to say that I desire to be a house husband? Like I just want to do the house work, take care of the kid(s), and prepare dinner, a bath, and myself for my waifu when she gets home from work

>> No.12585182

>>12585168
No, that,s a myth started by humans, most dark elves are very nice women , matter of fact I have mentioned I have one that stops by 3 days a week and cleans my house

>> No.12585184

>>12585159
What'd you mean?

>>12585163
That's what I'd assumed.

>>12585178
HAH.

>> No.12585185

>>12585184

>What'd you mean?

See

>>12585178

>> No.12585187

>>12585173
Good. You won't be disappointed.

>> No.12585189

>>12585157
>>12585161
My willpower> My dick>Her power

>> No.12585190

>>12585180
Don't you insult my husband you bastard.

He's way more loving

>> No.12585191

What about a Shinigami wife?
Does anyone have one?
Like Lissandra ?

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>>12585189

>> No.12585194
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>>12585181
Not wrong at all. It sounds like a very fulfilling yet relatively stress-free life, if you can deal with the regressive gender status and lack of freedom.

Also,
>you will never raise a strong, honorable amazoness daughteru to follow in your waifu's footsteps

>> No.12585197

>>12584880
I like being short, honestly. I'm tall enough to stand over about 50% of men, and short enough to shrink under the other 50%. I'd be all for a tall waifu. Not sure why I like feeling small, though. Maybe because it leads people to underestimate me. And armchair philosophers in here? Why would some one enjoy feeling small? No masochistic tendencies, btw. Also, what about manlets. Would they be secure enough to go for a tall monstergirl, or would they go with dwarves, gnomes and fairies? and would that breed a super manlet, do you think?

>> No.12585198

>>12585181
Not if you're an alp.

>> No.12585199

>>12585185
Oh. Hah. No.
I meant Nightmare as in >>12585109
>>12585112
>>12585117
>>12585124
>>12585132

Also I'm totally screencapping this, once I'm done with the one I'm already doing.

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>>12585143
Wow, I think it has to be a CRIME to have your shit dropper be this befuddled
Stay classy, Bob. At least Bollocks has skin

>> No.12585202

>>12585198
But then you wouldn't be a husbando. You'd be a waifu.

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>>12585200

>> No.12585207

>>12585182
She's just pretending to be nice. What she wants is to gather up her fiends and drive your face into the carpet and tear off your clothes. Then they'll take turns with you, beating you if they think you're not pleasuring them enough. When they're done with you. you'll be a crying pile of semen and girlcum and they'll laugh at your stupid slutty ahegao. You should fire her.

>> No.12585208

>>12585143
>>12585204
>>12585200

the fuck are you people doing

>> No.12585209

>>12585200
Except you know, it was bollocks who came up with this story in the first place.

Not that I want to be mixing IRC goers with the faggots in this thread or anything.

>> No.12585211

>>12585190
Oh don't worry, Iwon't treat her too roughly, or you. The sisters are very eager to meet you. They you're a pretty woman.

>> No.12585213

>>12585198
>>12585202

Is it wrong that I want to teach an Alp how to speak in a less masculine manner for our daughteru?

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>>12585208
>>12585200

>> No.12585216
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12585216

Well, I did this as a thing.
A big thing.
Maybe I should cut it into individual columns.

>> No.12585219

>>12585207
Just because she's a minority worker doesn't mean she's going to sexually assault you and steal your stuff!

I live in a predominantly dark elf neighborhood and they've been great neighbors. They stay in their house most of the time for some reason, but still.

>> No.12585224

>>12585214
What did Kit ever do to anyone?

>> No.12585225

>>12585202
Exactly faggot.

>> No.12585226

>>12585211
I think you need a healthy dose of horse tranq

>> No.12585228

>>12585216
Very nice. Bitchboy is so lucky to have a mistress like that!

>> No.12585229

>>12585216

Really up to you. But goddamn had to open that in a new tab just to read some of this stuff.

>> No.12585231

>>12585228
bitchboy pls

>> No.12585233

>>12585229
Yeah, because it's so wide.
So yeah, I'll cut it up into columns, make it easier to read in-thread.

>> No.12585235

>>12585219
You can trust them all you want but soon that maid will have you making her dinner naked with a black eye.

>> No.12585236

>>12585233

It's not even that, it's that with the image expansion in 4Chan X it's still "For Ants Eyes Only".

>> No.12585237

>>12585228
I'm jealous. She's a bit harsh or demeaning at times but no one's perfect.

>> No.12585240

>>12585226
FOUND YOU! IT'S DANG A LANG TIME!

>> No.12585241

>>12585237
Be honest though, he had it coming every time. What a dumb slut!

>> No.12585243

>>12585240
Shhhhhh boy.

Sleep now. And get dicked, don't worry you'll love it

>> No.12585244

>>12585237
>>12585241
mantislut please. please stop talking to yourself.

>> No.12585250

>>12585241
Manticore pls

>> No.12585253

I want art of a wolfgirl going apeshit over tennis balls.
http://imgur.com/ChRqNzk

>> No.12585258
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12585258

Now uploading in columns.
P1.

>> No.12585260

>>12585253
>That kid at the end

>> No.12585261

>>12585243
Hello friend, don't mind the ropes, the sisters are very good at what they do. Now, you have a choice, become an alp in front of the woman you stole, or watch as I wreck her asshole's ten leagues from fun at, then become an alp. Choose quickly, before I choose for you. You first fag boy.

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12585262

P2

>> No.12585264

>>12585244
Bitchboy's psyche has gotten so rekt he's forced to invent characters who will tell him that everything's fine.

Tragic really.

>> No.12585265

>>12585253
That dog's christmases all came at once.

>> No.12585266
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12585266

And P3.
Onward to more screencapping!

>> No.12585267

>>12585264
I'm disappointed ya'll are so deluded as to think that this man in question has to fabricate fellows who agree with him.

You're just upset that no one loves you. Especially not the way his mistress does. Not that you could handle it.

>> No.12585270

>>12585261
>stole

I keep what I catch, bitch boy.
I'll have you hopped up on manticore venom and begging for dick before the end of the week

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12585271

>Step into the circle, Anon.
>The ritual requires the semen of pure virgins.

What do?

>> No.12585273

>>12585264
>>12585267
He's slowly getting seduced by Tulpa-chan

>> No.12585274

>>12585271
I wish I could help her.

>> No.12585275

>>12585267
> wanting to be a bitch

>> No.12585276

>>12585235
how would get get a black eye? I sure would not beat a dark elf, seeing her nekkid sounds pretty damn good to me

>> No.12585278

>>12585271
For what purpose?

>> No.12585279

>>12585278
You'll just have to trust her on that one, won't you?

>> No.12585280

>>12585275
>being condescending

>> No.12585281

>>12585271
Roll with it, see what happens

>> No.12585283

>>12585271
>Inverted nipples
Sure.

>> No.12585285

>>12585276
No, you'll be the one making her dinner with black eye. The kind of black eye you get when somebody beats you.

>> No.12585286

>>12585209

It was a collaboration between me and another person. Nobody's forcing you to like the idea or hate it, you could've just ignored it and moved on.

>>12585271

Can't help you there, ma'am.

>> No.12585290

>>12585283
Anon.

>trusting a knife-ear
>trusting a shitskin manbeating knife-ear
>trusting a shitskin manbeating knife-ear with inverted nipples

Do you honestly think this will have good consequences?

>> No.12585294

>>12585290
>shitskin
We're better than that.

>> No.12585295
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12585295

>Pull blankets out of the dryer
>Wrap them around me
>Pretend I'm in the fluffy embrace of a Kitsune

I can't be the only one that does this, right?

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>>12585286
Its not your idea I dislike, its the shitflinging that gets invited because >muh bobhategate

I for one would like to see more.

>> No.12585297

>>12585290
Fuck you man, elves a pure.
Brown is delicious
Inverted nipples are the best.
Your taste is horrendous and you should go commit backgammon.

>> No.12585298

I would not mind doing my dark elf maid, but I am fairly certain that not only would that be improper, but my favorite fox woman would prolly kill me if I did

>> No.12585299

>>12585285
She can't beat me. I pay her money.

>> No.12585301

>>12585296
Seconded.

>> No.12585302

>>12585295
Ew
Gay

>> No.12585303

So I took a screencap of the Nightmare stuff from a bit ago.

Anybody want it?

>> No.12585304

>>12585299
As long as you're master of the house, you pay her. She's out out change that.

>> No.12585308

>>12585270
You know, that's and excellent idea, but you grow tiresome, I think I'll just slit your throat as and fuck your corpse in front of mother, and the the funcan really begin. See you in hell bitch boy.

As for you, I made a promise, now be a good girl and spread your ass before these manticores barbs do it for you. And don't worry, I'll find a nice brothel for you to be useful in to be useful in. Just because you won't have your sight, your limbs or a tongue, doesn't mean you won't have a full, LONG, life.

>> No.12585309

>>12585295
I cut the head off a python and grafted the torso of a child mannequin onto it so that I could pretend I was cuddling up with my coiled daughteru.

>> No.12585310

>>12585296

Make no promises because admittedly there's something polarizing about Third Reich-esque attire.

But still, there's a certain air of femdom panache to her smacking the black leather of her jodhpur boots with a riding crop telling you and any other persons in the immediate vicinity to stand at attention.

>>12585303

Please don't let it be that shit about waking up when the childhood friend Nightmare's been fucking you.

>> No.12585312

>>12585280
> wanting to be a bitch and treated with respect

>> No.12585316

>>12585312
>Implying Manticore Mistress was ever a bitch

That's what we're talking about, right?

>> No.12585317

>>12585304
>being made servant in my own house

O shame.

Do I have to wear the uniform too?

>> No.12585318

>>12585310
No, I mean literally the stuff that was just being posted like, an hour ago.

Though I think I have that too.

>> No.12585319

>>12585312
You know what they say about in the bedroom stays in the bedroom.

Unless you're some sort of paparazzi faggot trying to bring ruination on some hapless fools life by exposing his darkness.

Bitchboy however publicly displays his relationship status, but such is life in MGC

>> No.12585320

>>12585308
You're a horrible person anon.

You're just upset that I have a nice relationship with your "mother"

>> No.12585321

>>12585310
not to mention German accents. It's just so commanding.

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>>12585281
>>12585283
Congratulations assholes. You just summoned the MG Antichrist to usher in another dark age.

>> No.12585324

>>12585310
>jodphurs with leather knee length boots

Mm. Yes.

>> No.12585325

>>12585309
I don't want to believe you but when its this place I do.

>> No.12585327

>>12585323
I for one welcome our new demonic overlord.

>> No.12585328

I would prefer that if they are doing a story based in Germany to not overuse German terminology like that story did

>> No.12585332

>>12585323
Can I fuck her?

>> No.12585333

>>12585325
I fill the carcass with water to make it slightly bigger and more receptive to my body head, so I can pretend that I'm sharing my hear with her and warming her up on a winter's night. But the cool skin of the manequin is always slightly offputting. The arms are hard to keep wrapped around me aswell.

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12585335

>Your Inari waifu will never transform and let you play erotic games on her

>> No.12585337

>>12585332
Do you enjoy sanity/freedom?

>> No.12585339

>>12585333
Also, I can't spell the word Heat.

>> No.12585340

>>12585320
The game is over anon. You'll be roasting in hell with that whore while I spend eternity balls deep in Dark Priest pussy. Enjoy.

YOU made it get dark, made me jealous.

You do this often? First for me, I'm surprised only one guy bitched at us. It's been a long thread, this was tiring. Goodbye.

>> No.12585341

>>12585328

What story?

>> No.12585345

>>12585333
I really don't want to believe this is true.

>> No.12585348

>>12585337
Not very much, but how bad would I go nuts?

>> No.12585356

>>12585319

Did you miss the part she suspended him by his penis and made him black out from the pain? Fuck you.

And I was referencing wanting to be like him.

>> No.12585361

>>12585345
I'm thinking in investing in a smallish realdoll. That way I think it would keep it's body heat a little more realistically. And also it's should be a little easier to hold it close to me. It is always a little unsettling cissing the hard plastic of a mannequin on the forehead so I think a realdoll would work out well. I'd just have to remove its legs and sinely sew the end of the snake to the torso. And on the lonely nights I could dick the daughteru I'd cut the tongue out of a real snake and similarily place it inside her mouth but I'm not sure how well preserved it would remain. It's a pleasant sensation all in all, but it's not for the weak of constitution. I swear one night I felt the coils move, embracingly.

>> No.12585364

>>12585361
kissing* holy fuck, usually it's just the letter one key up, or to the left or right. My words do bad today.

>> No.12585368

>>12585361
Oh boy, this is some amusing shit.

>> No.12585369

>>12585317
Yes, because she'll think you look cute in it.

>> No.12585370

>>12585361
Please post pictures if you do, or of your current model. I want to believe, but I also really don't.

>> No.12585372

>>12585356
So you're not a masochist. I think I'll take my taste and sit right here.

>> No.12585375

>>12585370
>pics or it didn't happen
Well fuck. Now you know it didn't happen. And I was going to go on a little tulpa adventure too. Have anon's daughteru start talking to him.

>> No.12585376

>>12585348
Constant assault by visions of hell and the screams of the mindbroken. Antichrist-chan making you witness the doom you've wrought on your fellow human beings. The unimaginable mental burden of causing the eternal enslavement of humans to MGs. All while accepting Antichrist-chan not as your mistress, but as your new God.

>> No.12585382

>>12585376
So how's the sex?

>> No.12585384

>>12585356
Meant for >>12585316

>> No.12585386

>>12585375
Its still fun to pretend. I just kind of wanted it to be real this time.

>> No.12585387
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12585387

Okay guys, get this:
A dragon MG named Bahamut.
Not Bahamut from Final Fantasy, exactly, but still a powerful dragon-type.

>> No.12585388

>>12585387
Does she rage?

>> No.12585391

>>12585382
Mind-splitting pleasure not describable by mortals of this realm. A revelatory experience that will blow away whatever shards of your puny earthly sanity you have left.

But you wouldn't sell out the human race for something like that, right?

>> No.12585392

>>12585386
If only I had billions of dollars. I could graft together my own monstergirls just to fuck with people. And then preserve them in a museum.

>> No.12585393

>>12585388
When she gets upset, she spits fire when she talks.

>> No.12585395

>>12585391
It might be a maybe if she likes cuddles and hand holding

>> No.12585396

>>12585382
You a collosal faggot, but you have your priorities straight.

>> No.12585399

>>12585369
D-does she make me wear her lingerie too?

>> No.12585400

>>12585384
How's that being a bitch?

Being a bitch would be like, trying to con him out of money or being a whore. She's being completely honest with herself and doing what she involves. There are no lies or deceit with her.

>> No.12585403

>>12585392
Nigger if you had billions of dollars you wouldn't be on this website right now. But still that's why we all really hope some of us are going into genetics and stuff so that maybe one day they will be real, or at least some of them.

>> No.12585405

>>12585395
Your being will have ascended to a higher plane of existence, your individuality utterly shattered by the demonic goddess. I suppose among the infinite kinds of earthly pleasures you will find that of cuddling.

>> No.12585407

>>12585399
That's for her. She won't let you wear anything under the uniform because you don't need it.

>> No.12585411

>>12585405
>no hand holding

Nah.

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I like embarrassed succubutts.

>> No.12585420

>>12585395
And having experienced an act of pure love, Antichrist chan was banished to the realm from which she came.

Along with anon, where they'll usher and era of peace and love, until our realm merge once more, to the joy of all.

>> No.12585421

>>12585407
But what if someone saw up my skirt? I would die of embarrassment.

>> No.12585424

>>12585418
No you don't.

>> No.12585425

>>12585424
But I do

>> No.12585427

>>12585400
Sadism a shit.

>> No.12585431

>>12585425
No, I don't think so.

>> No.12585433

>>12585421
If you're out in public and some lecherous girl tries to peek under your skirt, she'll stop them.

They have to pay first to get a look at the goods

>> No.12585435

>>12585418
Indeed.
>You will never kiss your succubus classmate on the nose when no one is looking
>She will never cover her face with her headwings to hide her blush from you, trying desperately to hold back her bashful smile

>> No.12585440

>>12585420
Hmmm, that sounds like a good price.

But how do I know you aren't lying?

>> No.12585441

>>12585431
I do, though.

>> No.12585442

>>12585403
>Nigger if you had billions of dollars you wouldn't be on this website right now
Yes I fucking would, anon. I love you guys.

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>>12585427
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion man.

>> No.12585448

>>12585445
I think her expressions were the hottest thing about those scenes.

>> No.12585449

>>12585442
A-anon, you s-shouldn't say things like that so suddenly.

>> No.12585450

>>12585433
But with if some oni brute comes along and tries to grope me or flip my skirt? Is she woman enough to defend me?

>> No.12585452

>>12584824
She's got front pedilaps to keep her mate in, those take muscle and that's where her butt comes in.

>> No.12585454

>>12585449
Shut up alp.

I like you the most

>> No.12585457

>>12585454
B-baka hentai.

>> No.12585458

>>12585440
I'm not the guy you were talking to. I just wrote how I wished it would end.

>>12585445
More like a fact. And Yao is ugly and shit, especially her hands as and eyes. Also facts.

>> No.12585459

>>12585450
Of course she'll try to protect you , you're her cute little pet. One no will make you cry other then her as long as she is around.

>> No.12585460

>>12585457
You love it

>> No.12585461

>>12585457
>And the next day, Medusa-chan forgot her homework
>For she was too busy masturbating all night to Anon

>> No.12585466

>>12585458
>Yao is ugly and shit, especially her hands

Nigga I'll fight you

>> No.12585469

>>12585403
If I had billions of dollars I'd browse here all day. When I wssn't screwing supermodels of course.

>> No.12585470

Shiiiit, /mgg/'s gone into that really gay place again, hasn't it?

>> No.12585472

>>12585458
>Yao is ugly
>especially her hands and eyes

I'm going to slap the shit out of that dumb slutty mouth. Yao's eyes are beautiful.

>> No.12585473

>>12585469
supermodels are notoriously shitty in bed.

Your best bet are average-looking gamer chicks that are eager to please.

>> No.12585475

>>12581354
I'm imaging a Fino laugh right now.

>> No.12585476

>>12585470
We haven't even begun.
>>12585460
B-but I'm not even an alp.
>>12585461
>Implying she doesn't do that every night.

>> No.12585477

>>12585469
>Screwing supermodels
>Not commissioning and supporting a cabal of mad scientists that would create and fill the world with MGs
Dammit anon, use your money for something worth-while!

>> No.12585478

>>12585466
I'd bet my left toe you've never been in a fight before. Yao is more shit than matango, roper, p slime, akaname and sabbath put together.

>> No.12585479

>>12585473
>Lie down and tell them to make you cum at least 4 times in under an hour
>Reward them with something if they do, punish them if they don't
It's like you don't even tame people.

>> No.12585480

>>12585476
>I'm not even an alp

You will be once I'm done

>> No.12585482

>>12585478
I bet I can take you. I work out.

>> No.12585484

>>12585480
Not if I make you into an alp first.

>> No.12585486

>>12585484
Not if I make you into an alp before you make me into an alp

>> No.12585490

All this talk about anons wanting to be alps.

I'd rather be a Lich.

>> No.12585491

>>12585482
You got pecs I got tecs.

>> No.12585493

>>12585484
>>12585486
I'll make you both into alps.

>> No.12585494
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>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wouldn't hold Yao's fluffy paws

>> No.12585495

>>12585486
But what happens if we both go alp at the same time?
>>12585493
Or this.

>> No.12585496

>>12585493
Not if we make you into an alp before you

>> No.12585499
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>You will never hit the streets at night with your bros and go scoping the city for fine Monster Girl Booty.

>> No.12585500

>>12585472
But I'm not a slut.

>> No.12585501

>>12585490
If I was force to become a monster girl I would be a Holstaurus/Hathor and make some Hathorite anon's dreams come true.

>> No.12585502

>>12585495
Then we team up on
>>12585493

>> No.12585503

>>12585496
Is this how we turn everyone in the thread alps? Then the last anon standing gets a huge alp harem?

>> No.12585504

>>12585496
What happens ti apls in men's prison? Do they get transported to a female prison once the transformation fully sets in? How many straight men get raped and runed into alps against their will?

>> No.12585505

>>12585501
>Wanting to become a big-tittied cow
Well, that's a first.

But to each their own.

>> No.12585507

>>12585503
I'm fucking winning this battle royal!

>> No.12585509

>>12585490
> Wanting to be the monstergirl

Stop. That's furry territory.

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>>12585499
>Implying the MGs aren't the ones scoping the city for your booty

>> No.12585511
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Onii-chan I'm cold, could you warm me up by creating a series of PSAs that will let NEETs like me understand how to communicate well with others by comparing the disintegration of dairy products as descriptions of social interaction, so you won't be embarrassed to be my brother?

>> No.12585513

>>12585500
Shut up slut. I bet you'd give it away to the first oni who came walking down the street.

>> No.12585514

>>12585504
Somebody needs to writefag the tales of a MG-World Men's Prison.

It must be fully descriptive of the broiling sexual tension between the men, until it boils over and half the population turns into Alps.

>> No.12585515

>>12585502
Cool.
>>12585503
>World wide contest to see who is the straightest of them all
>Winner gets literally every woman on the planet because there are no other men.
>>12585505
They're my favorite monster girl so if they're somebody elses favorite I already like that anon.

>> No.12585517

>>12585509
Pretty sure this thread has already called out that logic as complete bullshit at one point or another.

>> No.12585519

>>12585515
What if the last man standing was asexual? Wouldn't that defeat the purpose?

>> No.12585520

>>12585494
People with taste. Feels good to be in good company huh?

>> No.12585522

>>12585513
Well I can't say about
>>12585500
But I know that If my oni roommate saw me being "picked up" by another oni, she'd kill her.

>> No.12585524

>>12585511
>All those grazes
>none around the wrists or inner thighs
Onii-chan is a cunt. I'd understand a little bit more if the dick was involved but those are just beatings.

>> No.12585529

>>12585511
No.

>> No.12585530

>>12581096
I actually do want to buy that now. Mind pointing me in the right direction.

>> No.12585532

>>12585517
We want to fuck monstergirls, not be them. For all that is holy, stop. Maybe it's because it's a weekend thread but still. We don't want to go down this road.

>> No.12585533

>>12585522
Why? You're not married, it's none of her business.

>> No.12585535

>>12585530
I have no idea, anon.

It's on Hinaprin's pixiv, but that's about it. If it was available for purchase, I'm sure it's long out of print. If you could find the image, however, you could easily have cafepress make the mug or something.

>> No.12585536

>>12585519
With that many horny women in the world he wouldn't have a choice.

>> No.12585539
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I need that picture of Darling covered in Lamias. Some faggot is shamelessly stealing the art so I'm trying to set shit straight.

>> No.12585540

>>12585532
I'm just saying, calling it "Furry" is pretty stupid.

>Implying my wanting to be a monstergirl means I don't want to fuck them.

>> No.12585543

>>12585510
The way I see it, there's something of a 'Sexual Foodchain'.

At the top you have things like Manticores, Dragons and Onis, dangerous MGs that no man could ever fight off if they chose him to be prey. This consists of the majority of MGs.

Then there's the average, hormone-driven man, gang member, or /fit/izen who are determined to be on top.

Beneath them are the beta MGs, things like Weresheep, frail Moth and Mouse Girls.

After that might be a married man, or someone who's just not up for rape/being raped. A humble beta, or a guy just busy with work.

At the bottom is the Shotacus Sapien or Shota. Who are everyone's prey, except for the group above, and are a key part of the delicate sexual ecosystem.

>> No.12585544

>>12585539
Again? Really? Point us in the right direction.

>> No.12585545

>>12585533
She's a bit uh, clingy.

She likes to take my clothes and smell them while cuddling me

>> No.12585546

>>12585539
Can some one please post this picture but with the laughing elf?

>> No.12585547

>>12585540
Fuck off.

>> No.12585549

>>12585524
It's obvious she's a suicide.

>>12585513
> oni

FUCK NO!

>> No.12585550

>>12585545
>Clothes sniffing cuddling
Tap dat.

>> No.12585551

>>12585550
But anon she's scary

>> No.12585552

>>12585510
>You will never be hooted at by a bunch of wolfgirl construction workers on lunch break

>> No.12585554

>>12585539
>>12585544
Remember the last time this happened?
Does somebody have that person's deviantart? That shit was hilarious.

>> No.12585555
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>>12585543

>> No.12585557

>>12585551
Tap.
Dat.
Smelly.
Oni.
Ass.

>> No.12585558

>>12585543
Where would the charming bishounen rate on this list?

>> No.12585560

>>12585540
Furries dress up because they want to be anthro animals. We start with being the monstergilr and we're the same.

inb4 Othekin

They overlap.

>> No.12585561

>>12585547
U mad bro?

>> No.12585563

>>12585543
>human gang member

What a silly and backwards concept.

>> No.12585565

>>12585557
K-kay

here i go

>> No.12585566

>>12585558
Don't forget the jailbait bishie.

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>>12585539
Covered in bitches

>> No.12585570
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damn zubats

>> No.12585571

>>12585560
Take it easy man, your spelling and grammar are falling apart.

>> No.12585572

>>12582830
I've always enjoyed reading mythology and watching monsters on TV and films ever since I was a kid, so merging sexy women with monsters seemed natural to me.

I randomly clicked a MG thread back when we were on /a/ and have been here ever since.

>> No.12585574

>>12585568
>Chapter 1, black hair
>Chapter 27(?) brown hair

Is a little consistency too much to ask for?

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>>12585544
>>12585554
http://gensokyo-man.deviantart.com/art/mega-hora-time-color-less-488053234
http://gensokyo-man.deviantart.com/art/mega-hora-time-488132738

The images in crime.

Not only does this faggot spam the MGQ DA with shitty art, but now he has the audacity steal art and claim he drew it. I'm legitimately mad.

>> No.12585578

>>12585570
They're okay to grind exp from.
>>12585574
>Crabman
>Consistency

>> No.12585580

>>12585572
On the note of classical mythology...

How many Classical Mythology readers here sided with Medusa, even when they first read the story?

>> No.12585581

>>12585574
that not Darling

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>>12585568
Do you have what it takes to last an entire hour in The Snake Pit?

Come to The Snake Pit Bar & Grill to take the 'Snake Pit Challenge'™! And win fabulous prizes!

>> No.12585586

>>12585571
I got my point across did I not?

>> No.12585587

>>12585582
Fuck I hate these commercials. Someone change the channel.

>> No.12585588

>>12585577
He's no different than that Silverthewolf chick.

>> No.12585590

>>12585581
>that not Darling
It is, actually. It's Miia's nightmare

>> No.12585591

>>12585581
Yeah it is. Read the chapter, or at least the translations.
>>12585577
I refuse to actually sign up for that site so I can't really see what he is claiming. I'll take your word for it though.

>> No.12585592

>>12585577
>Shitty traced line-art
>Shitty coloration making all the girls Alice
...I don't have any image macros to portray "Retarded with Rage", but that is what I'm feeling right now.

>> No.12585593
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12585593

what if you're waifu was a operator

>> No.12585596
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>>12585546
Found it myself on a /tg/ archive.

>> No.12585597

>>12585561
>>>/reddit/

>> No.12585598

>>12585586
No, not really.

>> No.12585599

>>12585475
Total agreement.

>> No.12585600
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>>12585591
Behold.

>> No.12585603 [DELETED] 

>>12585591
http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/285/f/3/mega_hora_time_by_gensokyo_man-d82mdmq.png

>> No.12585604

>>12585597
>Reddit
Not even once.

>> No.12585609

>>12585600
Noice.

>> No.12585611
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>>12585577
This the same faggot who stole Luths cheshire?

>> No.12585612

>>12585600
I'mma go stab out my eyes now.
Bye.

>> No.12585614

>>12585593
I don't know a damn thing about guns.

>> No.12585616

>>12585600
Jesus fuck.

>> No.12585617

>>12585598
Are you new? I plainly stated what furries are, and that crossing the line into wanting to become a monstergirl would make us the same as them.

>> No.12585618

>>12585611
Nope.

>> No.12585619

>>12585617
Okay, you made your point.
Mine is that it's a shit point.

>> No.12585621

>>12585614
point the long end with the hole at enemy, squeeze finger thingie on the bottom, brace for a kick, repeat

>> No.12585622

>>12585593
I don't think its possible for me to love her any more, but I certainly wouldn't love her any less.
>>12585614
Dude you better not be an American or I'm going to call you a liberal.

>> No.12585623
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>>12585593
Do MG soldiers rape & pillage the civilian population of the country they invade?

Wait what am I saying? Of course they do.

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>>12585622
I'm an Ohioan who isn't /ss/.

>> No.12585626

>>12585619
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

Just remember that everyone also gets to reserve the right to call bullshit.

>> No.12585627

>>12585625
Liberal. You made me do it.

>> No.12585628

>>12585611
She's receiving the collar in this picture isn't she?

>> No.12585629

>>12585623
Rape the men, turn the women and the gays, pillage the shotas.

>> No.12585634

>>12585629
This is the reason I hope I never see a monster in my life

>> No.12585635

>>12585628
She's tickled funny at what she's about to do with it. She's just inspecting in one last time before giving it a new home.

>> No.12585636

>>12585626
As I am.
And you are in turn.
Therefore, as we are both calling bullshit.
Therefore, we are both just spouting bullshit.

So I'll just say everybody gets something different out of this whacky fetish and leave it at that.

>> No.12585638

>>12585626
Are you siding with "being the monstergirl" guy?

>> No.12585639

>>12585623
>An unhinged, war veteran Werewolf takes a shota back home with her, and forces him to call her "big sister" on top of the non-consensual /ss/.

>> No.12585640

>>12585600
>>12585577
Can we all make accounts and spam this guy stupid calling him a shithead?

>> No.12585644

>>12585640
I already have an account ready, but Deviantart won't send me a verification e-mail.

>> No.12585645

>>12585640
If you're going to do anything, just report it. I'm pretty sure tracing is against DA's rules. Posting comments isn't going to do shit and they'll just block you.

>> No.12585646

>>12585640
I haven't been involved in shit like this in ages, I'd adore it.

>> No.12585647

>>12585635
She tries to collar me she's gonna get stabbed.

>> No.12585650

>>12585543

>Manticores, Dragons and Onis, dangerous MGs that no man could ever fight off

except all of those profiles literally tell you there are men who can fight them off

>> No.12585651

>>12585580
I sided with the Hero, because when I was younger I wanted to be one. Now that I know of MGs, I'm not so sure.

>> No.12585653

>>12585638
I'm not siding with anyone. I just wanted to point out how silly you twos argument is from an outside perspective.

TF/TG belongs on /d/. And by that extension I should note that furries are not allowed there either.

>> No.12585658

>>12585651
You do know that the only reason Medusa was put into a situation that wound up with her getting her head cut off in the first place, is because she was raped in a Temple of Athena, and Athena couldn't do shit to the rapist, because said rapist was Poseidon, so she punished Medusa instead, right?

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>>12585639
>Makes him dress up as 'Little Red Riding Hood' while she dresses up as the 'Big Bad Wolf'. Forcing him to re-enact the fairy tale as foreplay before violent rape.
>Years later, as a free adult, whenever he's reminded of Red Riding Hood he has a mental breakdown.

>> No.12585667

>>12585619
Trust me, believe me, I'm begging you, we don't want to go down that road.

>> No.12585668

>>12585659
I honestly wouldn't mind getting stockholm from a yandere Werewolf as a shota.

>> No.12585670

>>12585659
>He can't look at the coloured red without having a PTSD attack
>Hoods make him finicky
>He will never know the pleasure of having anything ride on his dick, for riding freaks him out
>And don`t even get him started with canines

>> No.12585673

>>12585650
Where in the profiles does it "literally" state that.

>> No.12585676

All this talk about monster's kidnapping and raping innocent children and you guys wonder why paladins exist?

>> No.12585677

>>12585658
Yeah, it's a pretty fucked up situation. A mortal getting punished by a god because she can't defend herself against another god. I'm not going to try to wrap my head around diety logic right now.

>> No.12585679

>>12585653
>TF/TG

What?

>> No.12585681

>>12585667
Yeah, yeah, I know what a shitstorm this shit turns into.

But it's just so idiotic why said shitstorms happen, it's hard not to simply be annoyed by it.

>> No.12585683

>>12585676
Shotas are asking for it.

Have you seen how they dress?

>> No.12585684

>>12585676
>rape
N-Not in my headcanon it doesn't!

>> No.12585688

>>12585676
>kidnapping and raping innocent children
And?

Paladins are shit.
Including the roleplay.

>> No.12585690

>>12585677
Every God in the Greek Pantheon is a jackass, except for Hades.

This is how things are.

>> No.12585692

>>12585679
Transformation/transgender

Becoming the monstergirl is both of these. Probably.

>> No.12585694

>>12585692
Changing species and gender, so yeah, it would.

>> No.12585695

>>12585690
It's always funny learning about the Greek pantheon and learning that the one god that's supposed to be the bad guy since he's god damn Hades is probably the most innocent of the group

>> No.12585696

>>12585658
>This talk about Medusa's origin story

>tfw Tsundusa is so hesitant about being told she's pretty because she was always told she was ugly as a child by her mother

>> No.12585697

>>12585688
Paladins deserve to be turned into alps and be cock slaves to the anons that made them go alp.

>> No.12585698

>>12585676
This.

>> No.12585700

>>12585690
I'm imaging that Hades is the calm, level headed God and he is forced to deal with everyone's bullshit. No wonder he auto declines all the invitations to the annual feasts and such.

>> No.12585704

>>12585700
Wouldn't you? Read up on Zeus, and Poseidon.
Actually, no. Just read up on Zeus

>> No.12585708

>>12585700
The only reason he gets a bad reputation is because he snubs the other gods and humans just fear him because of the whole death thing.

>> No.12585710

>>12585688
>>12585697
I will fight you both.

>> No.12585716

>>12585708
Indeed. Which is why Disney movies and shit have him as the bad guy.

In truth, he's the most chill God, richest, and has a nice waifu. Meanwhile he rules the Underworld, and makes sure it's a nice, tidy places for the Souls who live in the nicer parts of it.

>> No.12585718

>>12585697
>>12585688

Kidnapping children for rape is pretty fucked up. I can at least respect the paladins for putting a stop to shit like this

>> No.12585720

>>12585704
oh, I have. It's just been a while since I've read any Greek mythology. Zeus really gets around. If something bad something, it can probably be traced back to something/someone that Zeus fucked at some point.

>> No.12585722

>>12585708
It must suck being Hades. You're probably the most sane of the gods, and yet you're the bad guy
Zeus can just run around raping every woman he sees, but GOD FORBID Hades does something

>> No.12585726

>>12585720
Zeus is the Loki of the Greek pantheon. Hell, most of the pantheon is just Zeus' kids

>> No.12585728
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Here comes the roleplaying paladinfags.

I'd totally read something about Little Red Riding Shota/Squire getting /ss/'d by a yandere werewolf.

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>>12585718
Too bad most paladins are extremist murderers who blanket generalize on a whole paradigm. As if speciesism wasn't bad enough.

>> No.12585731

>>12585716
I like how Hades is portrayed in the Dresden files. Basically a guardian for powerful weapons, artifacts, and secrets to dangerous to be trusted with anyone else. A trusted neutral party.

>> No.12585733

>>12585731
>The Dresden Files

Mah nigga.

>> No.12585734

>>12585728
>Little Red Riding Shota
>Yandere Werewolf
As would we all.

>> No.12585735

>>12585731
Who loves his dog

>> No.12585739
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12585739

soo
it has been done
anya story when

>> No.12585744

>>12585673
Not him, but it's possible to beat any monster, except maybe lilim, unless you're as hero. You would have to be an exceptional human, but it's possible. Dragons do become submissive once they get the D. Ogres and on is cs n be beaten by brute strength alone. Hell, aphomet are beatable, and they're stated to be the strongest physically. You do need magic to beat her though.

>> No.12585745

>>12585704
>not liking the original Rance
It's almost like you didn't want to be NTR'd.

>> No.12585747

>>12585739
>those uncovered thighs
So slutty, I didn't even think of that.

>> No.12585748
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12585748

Well then anons, you've apparently drawn in a harem of lamia girls. Which girl do you take?

>Medusa, as described by >>12585696 who just needs someone to let out her inner beauty

>Apophis, who lives in the desolate side of town with her abusive Pharaoh aunt, and keeps a picture of you to help motivate her through her school life

>Shirohebi, who has an arrogant streak interacting with others, but goes ara ara for you in private

>> No.12585751

>>12585748
Well hot damn this is a difficult decision here
Can we go harem end?

>> No.12585754

>>12585751
Nope.
Gotta pick one.

>> No.12585755

>>12585748
>Apophis
>Keeps a picture of you
I know "Stalker", etc. etc., but I think that's cute. I'd be flattered. Apophis, definitely.

>> No.12585757

>>12585739
Niiiiice. But those paws, MGs with paws bigger than my head are a no-no.

>> No.12585757,1 [INTERNAL] 

I have this one fantasy where a big motherly lamia has sweet slow sex with me.
After she is done she would kiss me and slowly start to shallow my whole body into her vagina.

Inside her womb I would feel scared and then a tentacle would reach from the dark and insert itself into my bellybutton. Then a wave of pleasure and calmness rushes through me. She now feeds me through the umbilical cord.

Now the mutation process begins. She would pump substances into my body that will turn me into a small and sensitive little girl. I become her daughter and she is now my new real mother.

New tentacles appear and they start to fuck me and fill me with substances that make me more feminine. I spend months living the perfect NEET life inside mommy. No need for eating, warm, safe and being brought to orgasm everyday.

After some years I would be born again, only to find that my mom somehow "stole" my cock from my previous body and after all those years of training I'm ready to be impregnated and bear my mommy's child.

>> No.12585759

>>12585748
Apophis

>> No.12585760

>>12585754
Well hot damn, Anon, this is a tough decision.
Can I get a two for one deal?

>> No.12585763

>>12585748
I can have Medusa all to myself then.

>> No.12585765

>>12585760
>>12585751
>>12585754
You have to pick one.

If it makes you feel better, they won't hate you for choosing one of the other girls.
Though it may take some time for them to get over you.

>> No.12585767

>>12585726
This makes me thing of the Norse Mythology flowchart. It's either Loki's doing or the Frost giants

>>12585735
I lost it when Hades was explaining the dog's name.

>> No.12585768

>>12585748
>no echidna
>no vanilla lamia
>no ryu
>no wurm

Even if two of those don't belong, anon plz.

>> No.12585770

>>12585739
Nice job, thanks man.
>>12585747
Easy access for husband.

>> No.12585771

>>12585748

Shirohebi.

>> No.12585776

>>12585765
>>12585748
OK fine. I guess I choose the Apophis. Sorry Medusa.

>> No.12585777

>>12585767

>Norse mythology flowchart
Post it.

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>>12585777
>>12585767
I think he means this?

>> No.12585783
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Would it bother any of you if you found out your waifu has killed before?

>> No.12585784

>>12585783

It would bother me if she hadn't.

>> No.12585785

>>12585770
>Easy access for husband.
I was about to say that. Honestly who do these anons they are trying to project so much.

>> No.12585787

>>12585783
Of course not, in fact it would only mean she's my equal is such a dog eat dog world.

>> No.12585791

>>12585783
Depends on the circumstances.

>> No.12585794

>>12585783
>>12585791
If it was a circumstance wherein she was forced to kill as a child and now has night terrors of her past, I'd be totally okay with staying with her to comfort her.

>> No.12585798

>>12585777
>>12585779
http://imgur.com/Qr0925G

>> No.12585799

>>12585783
>>12585791
This. Is she a left-wing-terrorist? Man eater? Self defense?

>> No.12585800

>>12585783
Little bit yeah

I mean, fuck what if I could be next ya know?

>> No.12585802
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>>12585783
Wouldn't surprise me, my mistress has to keep slaves in line, probably has to make an example of one every now and then.

>> No.12585804

>>12585783

if it was another monster i would be fine but if she killed a human then she's treading in purge territory.

>> No.12585806

>>12585787
You mean doggy dog world right? Do you even know what it means?

>> No.12585810

>>12585802
She could just peg or sound them, you know. No reason to waste good labor.

>> No.12585814

>>12585804
So for refrence you'd be fine if she had murdered another monster in cold blood but not if she killed a human in self-defense

>> No.12585818

>>12585794
>tfw your waifu was put in prison for removing her big Pharaoh sister as a kid in a state of unconsciousness
>tfw years after the incident, she has served her time, and found someone who loves her
>tfw despite all of this, she still secretly hates herself for it
>Even worse, she misses her sister, to this day

>> No.12585820
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>>12585387
>Bahamut
>Posts Alatreon
You could have posted something Bahamut related you know.

>> No.12585822

>>12585783
Depends on why she killed. Though considering she spent time in prison for lighting up a building because the asshole thought she was a little girl, even though she had a proper ID, it wouldn't surprise me if she has killed too, though again it really depends on why.

>> No.12585825

>>12585814

well considering monster almost never kill humans but she somehow was able to do it that should set off a bunch of red flags that something is wrong with her.

>> No.12585826

>>12585820
I was just posting a dragon image for the sake of posting a dragon image to emphasize my point.

Fuck me, right?
Seriously, get an MG down here to fuck me. Now.

>> No.12585830

>>12585810
>Implying that would be punishment

>> No.12585831
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>>12585826
That'll take 20 years to process out, unless you're willing to deal with an Elf.

>> No.12585833

>>12585783
I would be surprised, but if it was in self defense or something similar then I could understand it.

>> No.12585834

>>12585826
Have fun with a slut-shaming oni.

filthy slutty human

>> No.12585838

>>12585831
Elf it is, then.
Unless...do you have a potion of youth?

>> No.12585842

>>12585838
Do I look like Gilgamesh to you?

>> No.12585845

>>12585830
>sounding
>not a punishment
Lolioni guy pls go

>> No.12585847

>>12585845
>sounding
Wait what does this term mean in this context? Simply, I don't get it.

>> No.12585849

>>12585847
Urethral sounding, putting things inside your peehole.

>> No.12585850
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>>12585842
Okay, okay, I'll take the elf.

>> No.12585852

>>12585845
>Lolioni
Oh yeah, I keep seeing that posted, and yet I've neglected to read it.

On the same note, I should play the LoliOni DLC for Muramasa. Is that even out yet...?

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>>12585802
http://i.imgur.com/WT3iZB1.png

>>12585850
i'd take that elf
her sister too

you get this elf

>> No.12585858
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>>12585850
Which are lewder? French or Japanese Elves?

>> No.12585859

>>12585847
>>12585849
There's even little vibrators to put inside your penis. And even better, shocker vibrators to put inside your penis and electrocute it from the inside.

>> No.12585860

>>12585810
>>12585830
Fuck off.

>> No.12585861

>>12585849
Thank you for enlightening me on this word that I should have known a long time ago.

>> No.12585864

>>12585858
French Elves have big, lewd hips with modest breasts, while Jap Elves look like trannies. Frogs win hands down.

>> No.12585867

>>12585783
this is Karula, she is a great warrior, renown for killing many enemies.

She was one of my first MG 'loves'

>> No.12585868

>>12585854
I'm perfectly fine with that smile.

>> No.12585872

>>12585864
What about Canadian Elves?

>> No.12585873

>>12585854
>asymmetric drill
>conveniently cock-sized
You know what I'd do with it.

>> No.12585875

>>12585858
Eva has had sex and gotten pregnant without being mindbroken how does that affect her lewdness score

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>>12585858

everything in France is lewd

>> No.12585881

>>12585876
Goddammit France.

>> No.12585883

>>12585876
>the black one has giant lips
That's pretty racist, France.

>> No.12585888

>>12585876
>dat hip movement
Fucking France, stop giving me 20% furry boners.

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>>12585883

France don't give a shit

>> No.12585892

>>12585876
Just what the hell is that from anyway?

>> No.12585895

>>12585891
FUCK
THAT
DUCK

Yes I still mad, years later

>> No.12585896

>>12585891
Wakfu has bilingual blu-rays out now, doesn't it?
I should go buy 'em.

>> No.12585897

>>12585892
Gugure! Anon-san.

>> No.12585900

>>12585891
That animation looks really like Another World. Did they rotoscope it or something?

>> No.12585901

>>12585876
Are those two in the middle really furries?

>> No.12585902

>>12585875
That's like a fucking 50/10.

>> No.12585905

>>12585900
I'm sure they did some of it.

>> No.12585906

>>12585895
You seem mad at that duck.

Be glad it isn't a goose.
Fuck those motherfuckers

>> No.12585908
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>>12585895

>> No.12585909

>>12585908

>>12585891
I'm sorry, but that duck's expression is so great I don't even care that we didn't get to see titties

>> No.12585910

>>12585858
Insert the word kikimura for elf, the world would be doomed

>> No.12585912

>>12585897
All I'm getting is an anime about a little girl who summons a monsterboy.

>> No.12585913

>>12585896
>Bilingual
>Watching Wakfu in English
Nigger, look.

>> No.12585914

>>12585901

I see them as Polt-tier. Only really "furry" thing about them is the button nose.

>> No.12585916

>>12585913
I just meant that the bilingual blu-rays would be easier to acquire.

I've heard absolutely hideous things about the dub.

>> No.12585917

>>12585913
Truly. At least I've gained an understanding of French from school in the past.

>> No.12585919

>>12585914
Defiantly influenced by don bluth

>> No.12585920

>>12585896
The dub isn't very good but I suppose you'd expect that

>> No.12585921

>>12585920
Yeah. Honestly, I hate the French language, but after what I've heard about the dub, I'll just suck it up and watched subbed.

>> No.12585922 [SPOILER] 
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>>12585916
Okay, look.
>They were playing Wakfu at the Expo this summer.
>I told my brother, "Hey! You gotta see Wakfu! I'm taking you to see Wakfu."
>We go to the event
>We sit down
>I'm psyched
>He's psyched
>Intro theme starts up
>It's in fucking English
>mfw I had to sit through 2 episodes of terrible dubbing
>mfw I may have inadvertently ruined the first impression for my brother

>> No.12585925

>>12585914
Polt DOES have six nipples and her body is covered in fur so thick you can't shave it.

>> No.12585927

>>12585908
Too bad France doesn't have the sort of doujin and uncensored BD culture that Japan has. That would be amazing.

>> No.12585928

>>12585897
Other than an erotic video of a girl belly dancing I've got nothing.

>> No.12585932

>>12585854
>yfw as you're rubbing off with her hair drill wrapped around your cock, she still has that genki attitude as she's basically polishing your balls with her tongue
>all the while she's been tugging the tip of one of her ears, and her other hand disappeared between her thighs

I fucking love elves, man

>> No.12585935

>>12585928
dofus: the treasures of kerub
it's a spinoff show of wakfu

>> No.12585936

>>12585935
It's not full of furries, is it?

>> No.12585937
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12585937

Time to repost my elf maid, this is the one who comes and cleans the place 3 days a week.

>> No.12585938

>>12585925

And that's why she's cute

>> No.12585939

>>12585937
Looks like she was drawn in the 80s, mang.

>> No.12585941

>>12585937
Does she make you clean her?

>> No.12585944

>>12585937
I'd rather a French Brown Elf. >>12585908

>> No.12585946

>>12585854
I love this image so much.

>> No.12585947

I am not your mang, dog!

>> No.12585948
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>>12585936
If it'll going to stop you from coming back later to bitch i'll tell you now that Dofus' main character could very easily be considered a furry

>> No.12585949

>>12585941
A true gentleman never talks about things like that, and even if he did, he wouldn't discuss it where his favorite fox woman could read about it.

>> No.12585951

>>12585938
Cheerful and upbeat makes her cute, the rest makes a semi furry I cannot fap to. Damn it crabman, why would you put that ass on a furry? Papibutt will have to do.

>> No.12585952

>>12585948
Man what happened to Joris? Is he mad there's no TV anymore or what?

>> No.12585953

>>12585910
>French Maid Kikimora.

Oh my.

>> No.12585957

>>12585948
I wasn't planning on bitching.

>> No.12585959

>>12585951
so you are saying she is hairy poit-er?

>> No.12585960

>>12585953
GIGANTIC FRENCH KIKIMORA HIPS
Please add this to Kiki-Janny if she ever gets made.

>> No.12585964

>>12585960
Janna

>> No.12585965

>>12585951
I can fap to her, provided there's a paper bag nearby.

>> No.12585969

>>12585952
Joris grew up and became a bodyguard.

>> No.12585970

>>12585959
600men now CHARON, all using your ass.

>> No.12585972

>>12585970
Dibs on 599th

>> No.12585973

>>12585970
Fuck it, can we just clone Charon so I get the original version and you can rape the clone into hate sex oblivion?

>> No.12585974

>>12585970
Twice as many CG soldiers as in 300.

>> No.12585975

>>12585970
I was trying to be Punny!

>> No.12585976

>>12585970
She's going to start enjoying it at some point. We can't just keep fucking her more and more.

>> No.12585978

>>12585975
It's okay Charon, I found it funny.

You're still getting spanked later

>> No.12585979

Did I miss a commercial tonight?

>> No.12585982

>>12585979
No, I was not able to come up with any tonight, I have been sick, and taking it easy.

>> No.12585986

>>12585982
Lego commercial with Anubis was the last one I did btw

>> No.12585990

>>12585975
You want to try for 800? Cause half will take your front and the others your back. That what you want?

>>12585976
I see no problem with this. But' we could ask the Rapeman for some of his tools if she enjoys it too much.

>> No.12585991

>>12585783
But anon, how would your waifu feel if she found out you had killed before?

Also no, that would be a turn on.

Anyways, gimme a minute anons and I'll have the Lamia story up, last time we voted for bakery Lamia because warmth.

Thank god, number captchas are back.

>> No.12585995

Gonna take a while longer for this thread to disappear. Board is missing a page now.

>> No.12585997

>>12585995
Missing a page? What the hell?

>> No.12585998

>>12585973
Remember anon, Charon is only a cumdump in their minds.

She is still pure, innocent, and pun-loving in yours. And mine.

>> No.12586002
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12586002

Currently working on a Hathor initiate. Let me know if there's anything you guys want me to add or fix.

>> No.12586008

>>12586002
Nice crotch ankh.

>>12585997
Raid maybe? Or just a lot of shit threads.

>> No.12586009

>>12586002
Slim down the waist just a tad bit.

>> No.12586010

>>12586002
That's... just disgustingly obese.

>> No.12586011

>>12586002
>fat squid abdomen
Anon, I...

>> No.12586013

>>12586002
>>12586009
I agree.
Other than that, beautiful.
Viewtiful, even.

>> No.12586018

>Ok
>"Next up is..."
>A hand raises
>It's Miranda
>You look over to the woman from earlier sitting next to her
>She winks at you
>Whatever
>"Miranda, come on up with your mother."
>"Thanks, Anon!"
>They both slither up to sta- sit? something involving staying in place in front of the board
>"Good after noon dears, my name is Margret, and I run a local Bakery!"
>That reminds you
>You wanted to pick up some sort of pie on the way home
>Huh
>You go back to seeing if there are any salvageable lesson plans
>Though judging by the coffee stains from earlier the answer is no
>"...Working there is so warm and nice, why, I remember just a few days ago I put some things into the oven but because it was so warm I fell asleep!"
>That sounds unhealthy
>She frowns and then pouts
>"Although I did almost burn down the kitchen... Ara, what a mess that was!"
>Thought so
>Daughter looks embarressed but is stifling giggles
>"Thank you ma'am, please go have a seat again."
>She smiles at you
>"Of course dear."
>They slither back to their desks
>Right, now who's next...


Such is the life of the Male teacher

>> No.12586020

>>12586009
Will do.

>>12586010
>>12586011
Too much health? I may tone it down some tomorrow. For now I'm gonna hit the sack.

>> No.12586021

>>12586002

make an alternative less chub version for the babies and keep this one too because I love that belly

>> No.12586023

>>12586018
Hooray for more of these delightful antics!

Also, that bakery sounds dangerous.

>> No.12586024

>>12586020
At least make her have curves instead of a curve, ffs.

>> No.12586026

>>12586023
I sure there's a lot of PANic.

>> No.12586027

>>12586018
Noice and cute. Does >>12583745 have a chance at being included?

>> No.12586030

>>12586021
I agree.

>> No.12586031

>>12586027
Sure, I'll figure something out for you buddy. Gimme a day or so and I'll have a few Ideas.

>> No.12586032

>>12586024
>ffs
Anon, pls, nobody's angry.
Although a point has been made, curvy a cute.

>> No.12586034

>>12586031
Yessss thank you

>> No.12586035

>>12586021
I think it's less about having "too much" chub and more about...I don't know, it feels like her waistline is wider than her shoulders, which doesn't feel right to me. The chub is fine, though.
But am I the only one seeing this?

>> No.12586036

>>12586035
>But am I the only one seeing this?
Nope, it's a squidbelly.

>> No.12586037

>>12586035
I get what you mean, but to me, it's her head. Her head and neck seem just a tiny bit too narrow compared to her positively SOFT looking body.

Just a tiny bit though.

>> No.12586039

>>12586035
I saw it too, which I why I suggested that the drawer should slim it down a bit.

>> No.12586041
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12586041

>>12586002
>Long-haired Holstaurus
Mysterious drawfag being based once again.

>> No.12586043

>>12586035

She's just pear-shaped, arguably the best body type.

>> No.12586050

>>12586002
Dude, she's so far her anatomy's fucked

>> No.12586057

>>12586002
I think the comments about her being fat is because the place where it starts getting fat is her rib area, the lines that start immediately after the lines of the breasts end. They should not be that immediately wide and it looks more like the ribs themselves are somehow out of place or nonexistent. Actually it really does look like she doesn't have ribs or half of her chest.

>> No.12586059

>>12586057
>rib area,
This. Draw her skeleton in there and see if it makes any sense.

>> No.12586093

>>12586018
>using my shitty idea of her staying where it's warm
Oh you.

>> No.12586095

>>12586093
He's also going with my Bakery idea.

>> No.12586099

>>12586095
What a panderer. I love it.

>> No.12586101

>>12586093
It was a good idea though, anon, I liked it!

>> No.12586103

>>12586099
As long as the anons are happy.

>> No.12586104

>>12586103
>putting our happiness first
Truly you are the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
...who do we deserve then?

>> No.12586106

>>12586104
Bromont in his Prime?

>> No.12586107

>>12586106
I don't think we earned that much,

>> No.12586109

>>12586104
Hoboking, anon, always the hoboking.

Cocksucker, the letter captchas are back...

>> No.12586110

>>12586104
You really want to know?
You really want to know, whom it is, that /mgg/ DESERVES?

I shall tell you.
Bob.

>> No.12586112

>>12586110
Oh please, we're not that bad. Alp at the most.

>> No.12586121

>>12586109
You REALLY like Hoboking, TA.

>> No.12586125
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12586125

I'm a sorceress looking for an apprentice, interested? No Wizardhood required.

>> No.12586127
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>>12586125
Favorite BoF character.

>> No.12586128

>>12586125
Me. Me, please!

>> No.12586129

>>12586125
You look too old fo me.

>> No.12586130

>>12586127
>>12586128
You two, fight over it.
>>12586129
Rude!

>> No.12586133

>>12586002
Increase health

>> No.12586134

>>12586130
No thanks, I refuse to fight someone over a lovely lady.

>> No.12586135

>>12586133
Yes, please decrease fat.

>> No.12586137

>>12586130
>>12586134
Does that mean I get the offer?
Sweet.

>> No.12586138

>>12586129
This.
>>12586125
>Not even Sabbath
Clearly an inferior, independent practitioner, lacking the resources of a being a registered member of the most prolific magical development organization.

Join today. Git gud.

>> No.12586139

>>12586134
Guess you lost your chance to warm her up at night.

>> No.12586142

>>12586137
Yes, congratulations.
>>12586138
Mage's Guild person, please. You just steal 25% of everything your members make without offering anything in return, you're a scam.

>> No.12586144

>>12586139
Looks like it. Might as well move on and marry a Salamander.

>> No.12586146

>>12586144
A tomboyish Salamander?

>> No.12586147

>>12586146
Tomboy, pony tail, like vidya games.

>> No.12586148

>>12586142
How dare you!
We offer top-rate facilities in all major Monster hubs, libraries which collect and share the works contributed by all members, high-class housing at all Branches, and free food and drink at the monthly Black Masses.

And the membership commission is only 15% on all commercial developments, thank you very much!

>> No.12586149

>>12586147
Great taste anon.

>> No.12586151

>>12586147
Dive right into her.
>>12586148
>Mage's Guild
>Black Masses
Blood Mage/Necromancer please go, before I call the paladins.

>> No.12586152

>>12586148
>top rate
Bullshit.

>> No.12586154
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12586154

>>12586138

You'd rather fuck a child? How depraved. Surely you should've been locked up by now.

>> No.12586158

>>12586154
I find here lack of nipples arousing

>> No.12586161

>>12586158
Because you can draw them on with a sharpie?

>> No.12586162

>>12585891
Look at that smug as fuck motherfucking duck. If plastic ducks would wiggle their eyebrows, that duck's wiggle would measure on the Richter scale.
>Yeah nigga. I'm blockin yo' cock. What'chu gonna do about it?
>View pretty good from where I'm floatin nigga, howsabout you?

>> No.12586168

>>12586151
While that is my personal discipline, we cater to and have members across all fields of spellcraft.

>>12586154
Of course.

>> No.12586173

>>12586162
The elf has a nice, sorta smug ahegao at the end, too. A smug ahegao would be amazing.

>> No.12586174

>>12586168
>all fields of spellcraft
Lies, damned lies! All disciplines of spellcraft under the same roof? Bah, humbug.

>> No.12586177

>>12586174
You sound like you need a trio of ghosts to be your harem.

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12586181

>>12586177
>trio of ghosts
Go on...

>> No.12586188

>>12586177
And I realized the joke only now, no need to go on.

>> No.12586189

>>12586181
Spooky scary boner ghost blowjobs, woo woo~

>> No.12586190

>>12586125
Sauce please?
>>12586127
> BoF
What does this stand for?

>> No.12586194

>>12586190
Blow of fuck-out

>> No.12586196

>>12586190

Breath of Fire. It's a video game series.

>> No.12586197

>>12586196
Thank you.

>> No.12586226
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12586226

Would you quit your promising career as an adventurer to settle down as a farmer in a secluded little community?

>> No.12586228

>>12586226
Would I? Yes. Would I marry a centaur? No.

>> No.12586231

>>12586228
Nobody said anything about marrying a Centaur, I just don't have all that much farming related MG-material.

>> No.12586233

>>12586231
You could have posted a Holst.

>> No.12586234

>>12586226
Sure, just give me a Holstaurus waifu instead of a centaur.

>> No.12586235

>>12586226
Sounds like an ideal life. Get to be a swashbuckling adventurer with an exciting treasure filled life and then retire with a nice Holstaurus waifu and spending my days tending the farm and having sex.

>> No.12586240

>>12586233
Horses are more farming related than cows though. You wouldn't make a Holstaurus pull a plow, but if it's a Centaur?

>> No.12586242

>>12586235
I'd rather go on an adventure to rescue an ojou twindrills dragon but then she dies in an accident and I become a depressed alcoholic bounty hunter.

>> No.12586244

>>12586235
Spreading the gospel of Hathor to the other peasants? Nice.
>>12586242
That sounds horrible, I wish you get the hiccups for making me think of that.

>> No.12586246

>>12586240
>Horses are more farming related than cows though. You wouldn't make a Holstaurus pull a plow
>What is an oxplough?
I'd make my beefcake Holst waifu pull the plough all day every day as I drive it and her and drool at her glistening, muscular ass and thighs.

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>>12586246
>beefcake Holst
You mean a Minotaur? That's a completely different beast altogether.

>> No.12586249

>>12586244
Praise Hathor.

>>12586242
I think we have very different tastes in adventure.

>> No.12586252

>>12586242
Mero please.

>> No.12586254

>>12586249
>tastes in adventure
That's right, we need to figure out what everyone thinks is their ideal adventure!

>> No.12586257

>>12586252
>depressed alcoholic bounty hunter
>who is also a mermaid
Okay... I would have a pun about this in Finnish, but it doesn't translate over to English. Shame that.

>> No.12586258

>>12586248
But if I have a beefy Holst I can milk her and we can have a mixed dairy and cereal farm.

>> No.12586263

>>12586254
I'd like to go on an Indiana Jones type of adventure with my Lich waifu. We'd visit her childhood home.

>> No.12586264

>>12586263
>YOU TOLD ME THERE WERE NO MORE TRAPS!
>It's been a long time, okay?
As you're being chased by a boulder?

>> No.12586265

>>12586254
Well that's pretty subjective. Some would want to be murderhobos, some would be greedy hoarders, and some would be cassanovas. Probably a combination of these would be the ideal adventure.

>> No.12586266

>>12586265
>pretty subjective
Yeah, that's why I wanted to know what everyone thinks is THEIR personal ideal adventure.

>> No.12586269

>>12586266
As long as it involves a slime pit at some point I'll be happy.

>> No.12586278

>>12586254
A vampire hunter who falls in love with the vampire he must hunt.

>> No.12586279

>>12586264
>WHO DARES ENTER THE REALM OF THE DEAD
>Hi dad! It's me! This is my husband~

>> No.12586280

>>12586278
Elaborate. Does he meet her in disguise? Does she take him prisoner?

>> No.12586281

>>12586279
>YOU MUST PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY TO DATE MY DAUGHTER!
What hi-jinks ensue?

>> No.12586283

>>12586254
Traveling the world and seeing its beauty.
And fucking my waifu in a new exotic location each time.

>> No.12586284

Any day that involves /mgg/ talking about Liches, is a good day.

>> No.12586286

>>12586284
Is there ever a day we don't talk about Liches?

>> No.12586288

>>12586281
Rhythm game battle?

>> No.12586290

>>12586288
With Lich Dad? Okay...

>> No.12586291

>>12586286
Okay maybe "In particular time of any given day" would've been more accurate.

>> No.12586292

>>12586254

A milf kikimora going on her greatest and most challenging adventure yet: getting her NEET master/one-sided adoptive son out of the house and in a steady 9-5 job.

>> No.12586298

Monster Girls and organized crime, has it been done before?

>> No.12586303

>>12586292
>It's all my fault... I never should have sucked his cock every time he cried...

>> No.12586304
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12586304

>>12586298
Like Oni Yakuza or something?

>> No.12586310

>>12586304
I thought she was holding a giant censored dick from the thumb. Hah. Need to stop thinking with my boners.

>> No.12586313

>>12586280
The vampire hunter thinks she killed his family. She doesn't know what the hell is he talking about, but he is a man who hunts her species so she can't let him go. They are always close to kill each other, but the one who is close to die always manages to escape

At the end, they realize they are starting to do this just for the sake of watching and talking to the other one.

>> No.12586314

>>12586304
Why not something new and unexpected?
Chupacabra Cartels

>> No.12586315

>>12586304
>Not fluffy tail Yakuza
Anon pls

>> No.12586318
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>>12586315
Hm? Got a problem?

>> No.12586319

>>12586254
Think "The Hobbit" (setting- and path-of-travel-wise) on my lonesome or with a few non-romantically interested companions. Upon getting to the dragon's lair we do battle with her and make off with some swag - but I am willing left behind so that the others may escape. Cue prisoner romance, with me being sheepishly won over by the dragon's tsundere possessiveness. Eventually we hear of conflict that my former teammates may be embroiled in. We (i.e. my waifu) give aid and rescue them and afterwards discover that they planned to rescue me. All potential bad blood between waifu and friends is averted (though they still have some misgivings). Cue >>12586283, with treasure hunting added in.

>> No.12586322

>>12586318
>I will make you an offer you can't refuse.
>I will let you touch five of my fluffy tails at once.

>> No.12586323

>>12586319
Also insert more conflict to make it less... hugboxish. This is the simplified version!

>> No.12586328

>>12586322
>you refuse to give that part to the actor who says he has powerful friends
>wake up with a Centaur in heat in your bed
Stone cold.

>> No.12586346

>>12586318
Okay, sharp dressed and cocky young adult mobster Monster Girls are my new fetish. Stories when?

>> No.12586351

>>12586346
When I'm done looking up videos of cute baby bears, lions, tigers, and cheetahs in 60 years.

>> No.12586353

>>12586351
Watch that purring leopard video again, it's the best.

>> No.12586360

>>12586353
Which one is that?

>> No.12586364

>>12586360
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPMi136tURg

>> No.12586366
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12586366

Hey, guys, how about... a hair bitch who used her hair not for prostitution, but for combat, like Bayonetta?

>> No.12586368

>>12586364
Ah, I've seen this before. It sure is nice.

>> No.12586369

>>12586368
Cats are so nice~
I wish I wasn't allergic.

>> No.12586376

>>12586366
Didn't less or some other drawfag already draw one of them with Bayonetta's up-do from the first game?

>> No.12586378

>>12586376
Really? Oh. Never mind me then.

>> No.12586380

>>12586376
Somebody mentioned .less drawing the Anubis lego shrine but the thread was full over deleted images. Did he really?

>> No.12586384

>>12586380
See>>12581354

>> No.12586386

>>12586384
I like to imagine her throne is made of legos too.

>> No.12586388

>>12586386
With a little lego butt plug?

>> No.12586389

>>12586386
Wouldn't that be horribly uncomfortable on the bare buttocks of her dickthrone boy, especially with her weight on him?
...that's what the picture is missing.

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>>12586376
This?

>> No.12586391

>>12586388
Depends on your image of it.

>>12586389
I know.

>> No.12586395

>>12586390
That's the one.

>> No.12586407

Remember the more your daughteru
Moos
Purrs
Barks
Hisses
Whinnies
Chirps
The more you hug her and love her.

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12586409

W-what are you looking at? You're creeping me out!

>> No.12586412

>>12586407
What if I have a Chimera daughteru that purrs, hisses, ect?

>> No.12586413
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12586413

>>12586407
>Purrs
>Hisses
What if my kitty daughteru hisses at me?

>> No.12586418

>>12586412
Then you triple hug her.
>>12586413
It means you displease her highness. Kitten demands retribution.

>> No.12586421

>>12586418
>retribution
Should I dick her or what? Let her peg me?

>> No.12586423

>>12586421
No, give her salmon! Fresh salmon! Or the armchair gets it!

>> No.12586425

>>12586418
Even when her snake tail starts "kissing" me?

>> No.12586426

>>12586425
Daughterus kissing fatherus is okay, I don't see why that should stop the triple hug.

>> No.12586429

>>12586426
Might as well deal with it, and hope I build an immunity to the venom at some point.

>> No.12586431

>>12586429
But why would the snake bit (I'm assuming it's a Lamia on the Chimera Girl) be venomous? Why not a hugging type?

>> No.12586435

>>12586423
But if she wants fresh salmon we have to go fishing together...

>> No.12586436

>>12586431
>Lamia
That would be just plain weird.

>> No.12586438

>>12586435
Wink, wink anon.
>>12586436
And a regular snake wouldn't?

>> No.12586440

>>12586438
Not as weird as having a tiny Lamia for a tail.

>> No.12586441

>>12586438
>Wink, wink anon.
>kitty-chan wants to go outdoors with her daddy but daddy is a depraved incest maniac and keep giving her the strap-on
How tragic.

>> No.12586444

>>12586441
Yeah, this guy should be kept away from daughterus.

>> No.12586452

>>12586435
>Mfw I live in maine and if I want fresh Salmon I just have to bring my fishing pole down the street and toss in a lure in the river

It's nice living here sometimes.

>> No.12586458

>>12586452
>Maine
Stephen King has convinced me that bad things happen there.

>> No.12586460

>>12586458
Earnest Evans did that for me instead.

>> No.12586461

>>12586458
Yeah man, the other day I was telling the anons that the Mist keeps reoccurring here and fucking lo and behold I look outside my window this morning and cant see shit again.

The fishing and hunting is good though, nothing else here to do other than that.

>> No.12586465
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Don't forget to hug your daughteru, anons

>> No.12586470

>>12586465
I'd hug her regardless of what you tell me to do. I'd even buy her pizza and eat it with her.

>> No.12586472

>>12586465
What a tiny daughteru. I'd eat her up~

>> No.12586476

>>12586472
She'll get bigger, and start running around the house like someone on speed.

>> No.12586477

>>12585906

Heh, kinda reminds me of my childhood.

>Up north.
>Feed a pair of ducks by the dock.
>Come down one day and oh, hey, ducklings.
>Feed them, too.
>Sometimes they sit on the dock and fall sleep around me, sometimes even in my lap.
>Mama Mallard's cool with this, she sleeps up on the dock, too.
>Suddenly CANADA GEESE, MOTHERFUCKER.
>OH, YOU LIKE YOUR FUZZY DUCKLINGS?
>WELL, THEY AIN'T COMIN' HERE NO MORE.
>THIS MY DOCK.
>FUCK YO DUCKS.
>FUCK YO LITTLE BREADSLUT SISTER, TOO. I'MMA MAKE HER BLEED.
>DON'T RUN.
>DON'T RUN.
>DON'T RUN.
>WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
>FUCK YOU, I'MMA SHIT IN YOUR CANOE.

>> No.12586479

>>12586477
The Canadian Goose is a monster.
Try having 200+ of them swarming your local park every summer.

>> No.12586488

I've got another release.
http://pastebin.com/MWXkK4uS
It may not be very great, but I hope you like it. I'm now going to make a fire and warm up my hands.

>> No.12586492

>>12586488
Why can't you start telling us what it's about? I can always tell it's you from the whining, but I really have no reason to check it out.

>> No.12586494

>>12586479

>Have Canadian geese in the south during the winter
>They're more chill than the local geese
>Hide from people, usually fly off if you approach
>Will barely come to you even for bread
>Get eaten by everything from coyotes to gators to pumas and poor people
>They return home in the summer and abuse the shit out of Canadians because they know they're untouchable up there

Truly the bullied make the worse bullies.

>> No.12586508

>>12586494
They also make pretty tasty meals.

>> No.12586512

>>12586488
>http://pastebin.com/MWXkK4uS

Sweet, I enjoy your writing, keep it up.

Any news on when the arena one will get updated?

>> No.12586514

>>12586494

Story about Canada-Goose girls being very worried heavily-armed, vengeful Canadians vacationing in the South, when?

>> No.12586517

>>12586512
You're openly asking for the next update? Huh.
Anyway, I'll start on it when it warms up here, or when I wake up at around 7PM.

>> No.12586518
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>>12586514
The story ends when they feel the wrath of the south and retreat to canadia, where the cycle repeats once more, right?

>> No.12586520

>>12586508
That's true of almost any grain-eating bird though.
>Northerners consider the dove to be more of a songbird than a tasty snack

>>12586514
I think it's funnier that most of the surviving french-speaking cajun communities are latecomer diehards from Quebec.

"Canada? FUCK CANADA!"

Not really, cajuns are pretty laid back and chill.

>> No.12586522

>>12586517
Well, I did say it was my favourite one earlier in the thread.

And yeah, that seems fair.

>Burmont sprung

Is captcha trying to tell Bromont something?

>> No.12586525

>>12586522
Maybe it's to alert us of Bromont's arrival later?

>>12586520
I always saw doves as shooting targets.

>> No.12586529

>>12586525
>Not eating what you kill unless it's a pest/vermin
Shamfur display.

>> No.12586532

>>12586518
>>12586520

Actually made a typo there, was supposed to be "Worried about".

Something about Southerners staring in confused silence as a friendly Canadian tourist turns into a frothing mad, incarnationsof rage and hatred at the mere sight of the Geese-girls tickles my funny bone a bit.

>> No.12586534

>>12586529
By the time I was done with them there wasn't much left to eat.

>> No.12586542
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12586542

Do you have a picture of your waifu in a wedding dress.

>> No.12586546

>>12586542
Alas, no. Someone should make a Dragon in an extravagant wedding dress.

>> No.12586547

>>12586546
There's one of a Ryu in one. It's not very good, but it's there.

>> No.12586551

>>12586542
Sadly such pictures are hard to come by.

>> No.12586557

Remember to clean your daughteru in the hard to reach places for her so she doesn't get sick

>> No.12586559

>>12586542
No, because jinko.
Only a few drawings and greentexts.

>> No.12586565

>>12586557
>hard to reach
>Scylla daughteru

>> No.12586609

>>12586002
Jesus, slim her down! About half the thickness.

Also more conservative clothing

>> No.12586612

>>12586002

>Skinny girl head/shoulders/arms
>Fat girl everything else

That's not how you draw health buddy. Redistribute the fat more evenly and cut down on the total amount. Curvy not obese.

>> No.12586626

>>12586494

>Be a lamia bartender in Georgia.
>There's been a young man coming to the bar lately.
>Sweet kid 'round your daughter's age. Andy Onymous, though you've taken to just calling him 'Anon'.
>Came all the way down from Canada for his brother's wedding.
>One of your regulars, an elven marine, has taken to calling him 'Sunshine' and enjoys making him fidget slightly under her teasing.
>God, if all Canucks are this adorable, you wouldn't mind having a few more around.
>One night, God saw fit to answer your wish.
>In retrospect, you really wish he hadn't.

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>>12586542
yes i do

>> No.12586639

>>12586628
Goddamn she's pretty. Hey Less, make me a Dragonfu in an elaborately decorated but tastefully elegant wedding dress! Or I'll make her werf flammen on you!

>> No.12586642

http://i.imgur.com/RUkdT8L.png

I felt this was appropriate due to the geese.

>> No.12586647

>>12586626
>TFW the only person you've know your entire life who was nicknamed Sunshine was a megavangelical who thought masturbating was evil

I can never not-associate that with crazy paladins.

>> No.12586652

>>12586647
The only Sunshine I ever knew was my cat. She didn't like it when she wasn't addressed properly with her full name, stuck up bitch.

>> No.12586655

>>12586642
I really shouldn't have chuckled at that.

>> No.12586669
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Papa? Could I see your and Mommy's wedding album?

>> No.12586673

>>12586565
Her back tentacles don't stretch far enough forward to see

>> No.12586674

>>12586557
>Cleaning the dirt between your daughteru's hooves
>She moos as you do.

>> No.12586679

>>12586557
Just give her a long brush.

>> No.12586680

>>12585872

Identical to Finnish elves, just less rape and more polite.

>> No.12586686 [DELETED] 

>>12586639
im not less

>> No.12586688

>>12586686
I never said you were, and I wasn't going to make a separate post just to ask something of a guy who isn't even here.

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>>12586002
I really like your style mate.

>> No.12586695

>>12586692
I want to build a snow castle with her.

>> No.12586698

>>12586669
non

>> No.12586701
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Is it time to get comfy yet?

>> No.12586709

>>12586674
Mah nigga.

>> No.12586718

>>12586701
Best girls right there.

>> No.12586721

>>12586626

>It's two in the morning and it's just you, Anon and the elf left.
>You really could just close up at this point, but you do enjoy the company... that and the old elf seems quite taken with her little 'Sunshine', and you did so enjoy playing the matronly matchmaker on occasion.
>Just as the elf leaves to go to the bathroom, a gaggle of drunken harpies come barging through the door.
>Their eyes immediately lock on the lone boy at the bar.
>Dark skinned with pale cheeks, you knew the like; seasonal visitors from Anon's country.
>You try to offer them a drink, but they completely ignore you as they sit and stand around Anon, making every effort possible to be within his personal space.
>Your stomach churns- somewhere deep in your gut, you know something bad is about to happen.
>"I smell the Canuck on ya, Bud."
>"Bet yer a lil' bitch-boy Toronto, aren't ya Bud?"
>"What'cha doing down here, Bud?"
>He tries to tell that one off, another loudly hisses right in his face to cut him off.
>"I'm sorry, Bud, couldn't hear ya. Could ya say that again?"
>Again he opens his mouth and again he's cut off as another loudly hisses right into his ear.
>"What's a matter, Bud? Ya leave yer balls at home?"
>"Speak up!"
>You're frozen in place as this is happening, part of your mind begs you to grab the 12-gauge you have sitting under the counter, while another holds you in place and makes your hands shake.
>Anon, for his part, has gone completely silent.
>Well, save for the sound of the spidercracks forming on the heavy glass tumbler in his hand.

>> No.12586725

>>12586721
If you can't shoot somebody you shouldn't be a bartender.

>> No.12586726

>>12586725
Syzlak, please.

>> No.12586728

>>12586725

Despite what movies tell us, it's apparently bad for business if you shoot patrons.

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12586746

Oh don't mind me, I'm just keeping an eye on you.

>> No.12586751

>>12586746
Jesus fuck burn that fucker with fire.

>> No.12586752

>>12586746
Peacock harpy when?

>> No.12586753

>>12586751
>wanting to burn butterflies
>wanting to burn girls
>wanting to burn butterfly girls
I hope you get haunted.

>> No.12586758

>>12586728
Those cunts deserve it.

>> No.12586762

>>12586751

Big googly eyes are scary as fuck, but that's a bit too extreme anon.

>> No.12586763

>>12586753
>not wanting to burn a horrific monster like
>>12586746

Have fun with your horrible nightmares, I'll be sleeping like a baby

>> No.12586767

>>12586763

Hi, Paladin-kun.

>> No.12586768

>>12586763
>monster
>not just a cute little girl who's body evolved so that she at least has some form of defense from the cruel world

>> No.12586772

>>12586746
I want to cuddle with her.

>> No.12586777

>>12586701
>You will never get comfy with your family
>Your monster girl waifu leaning on your shoulder
>Your daughteru resting her head on your chest as she sits in your lap

>> No.12586783

>>12586777
So long as they aren't horrible abominations that need to roast I'm fine with it.

>> No.12586785
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Flustered, lewd ghost are the bee's knees

>> No.12586790

>>12586777
I'd rather fall asleep in my waifu's lap while my daughteru falls asleep in my lap. But that is good too.

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>>12586785
But what about the Bees?

>> No.12586796

>>12586785
She is rather adorable!

>> No.12586797

>>12586791

She looks rather unpleased

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>>12586785
Why did you delete your file?

>> No.12586799

>>12586797
That's because you aren't showing her the adoration and subservience a Queen deserves.

>> No.12586800

>You will never bully a shy, self conscious cyclops to the point where she kills herself

>> No.12586803

>>12586800
Woah man, too far.

I hope you get mind broken by an alp

>> No.12586804

>>12586798
Yuuko?

>> No.12586806

>>12586800
And people say they are the monsters.

>> No.12586807

>>12586800
Of course I won't, that would be awful. What the hell?
>>12586803
And that's just mean to Alps, even I wouldn't touch that guy with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole.

>> No.12586808

>>12586797
Well that's cause Her mother just died

>> No.12586810

>>12586808
Well then that means she deserves a big old hug!

>> No.12586812

>>12586746
Suddenly I'm thinking of a dance from a harpy version of the bluebird of paradise.

>> No.12586813
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>>12586804
My softest ghost can't be this flustered.

>> No.12586815

>>12586798

>Why did you delete your file?

Image police

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>>12586810
That doesn't help at all!

>> No.12586818

>>12586800
>You will never bully a shy, self conscious cyclops to the point where she tries to rape you
FTFY

>> No.12586820

>>12586816
More hugs!

>> No.12586823

>>12586820
Now I'm just imaging an Onixiya Girl raid fight
>'MORE HUGS! MORE HUGS! COME ON MORE HUGS!...OKAY STOP HUGS'

>> No.12586824

>>12586813
Shit man, first thing that came into my mind was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1FCr9oKotk

>> No.12586825

>>12586820
>>12586816
>you will never give a comforting hug to your bee girl friend and help her through hard times
Why did you remind me.

>> No.12586828

>>12586815
I don't quite get it but OK! Thanks for the advice.

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>>12586820
Whaddya know, it worked!
>>12586825
Translations never. NEVER EVER.

>> No.12586831

>>12586825
Because you deserve to be bulled for having those thoughts!

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>>12586818
All according to plan

>> No.12586837

>>12586830
>It worked!

Now the dicking can commence

>> No.12586840

>>12586837
I can't post that here though.

>> No.12586842

>>12586831
>bulled
Yes please and thank you.

>> No.12586845

>>12586823
>You and your raid friends get raped by the Welp Girls and not Onixiya herself

>> No.12586846

>>12586830
Well, at least material exists for learning Japanese, so not all hope is lost.

>> No.12586848

>>12586840
Well what's the name of it so I can get to the dicking myself?

>> No.12586853

>>12586848
Sei Monmusu Gakuen.
>>12586846
>implying I'll learn a new language just for porn
Though if Starless doesn't get translated by 2016, I AM learning Japanese just for porn.

>> No.12586857

>>12586853
This isn't just porn for many people, it's their life, it's their one solace from reality, it's their escapist material. It really is kind of sad.

>> No.12586863

>>12586800
>You'll never find a lonely NEET monstergirl and ask her out for a date
>She'll never happily agree, saying that she always had a crush on you.
>You'll never get to know her and make her happy for the first time in years
>You'll never tell her to meet you at your home for something special
>She'll never find you waiting for her in your underwear and try to control her excitement at losing her virginity with the only man who ever loved her.
>You'll never turn to her and tell her that even the thought of touching her disgusts you.
>Your human waifu will never step around the corner and start to kiss you.
>The monster will never realize she's a disgusting abomination as you make love to your pure human waifu
>She'll never cry and start to pitifully masturbate to your lovemaking, as it'll be the closest she'll ever get to you again.

>> No.12586865

>>12586857
Are you saying there's something wrong with escapism? Tolkien wrote so people could do that you know.
With that said, it's still mostly porn for me. But some of it is for the boner in my heart.

>> No.12586872

>>12586800
>>12586818
>>12586863

>You'll never bully a shy, self conscious cyclops to the point where she gets fed up and stands up to you, only for you to congratulate her for finally overcome you as an obstacle in her life
>You'll never apologize to her for everything you did, and explain that you did it for her own good
>You'll never politely take your leave and promise to never bother her again
>She'll never get more confident after this and socialize more, as other people begin to recognize her qualities
>She'll never come back for you one day, and express her immense gratitute by giving you a warm hug, such feat only being possible thanks to your "help" from back then
>She'll never reveal that she's always had a crush on you
>She'll never ask you if you want to date her, stuttering like crazy, as if she went back to her shy and quiet behavior

Oh boy, imagine all the good memories that could come from this.

>> No.12586873

>>12586865
No, it's sad that they can't get a higher amount of immersion than what a bunch of audio/visual stimulation and some imagination can provide. That's why I'm studying neuroscience so that one day it will be possible to live in another world like this.

>> No.12586879

>>12586873
>studying neuroscience for virtual sex
Your heart is pure and your cause is just.

>> No.12586885

Would you play a prank on your Dhampir girlfriend with the help of her mother?

>> No.12586886

>>12586879
Oh no, it'll be real my friend. Once high resolution direct neuro-interfacing is available, so too will high performance hardware capable of running AI that have consciousness, and running worlds as real as this one.

>> No.12586889

>>12586885
What kind of prank?
>>12586886
It's not as real as this one though.

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>>12585639
>>12585659
>>12585668
>>12585670
>However, she has an extreme aversion to lightning, and has to agressively cuddle the shota in order to calm down.

>> No.12586894

>>12586886
>AI with consciousness
Shut it down now!

>> No.12586896

>>12586889
I don't get what you're saying. One day something similar to SAO will be possible, except maybe it won't be as easy as simply putting on a pair of goggles.

>> No.12586898

>>12586894
Dave? You're scaring me. Perhaps you should take a stress pill and reconsider this.

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>>12586785
>no ghost GF to spook around on halloween with

>> No.12586901

>>12586896
>similar to SAO
That doesn't sound desirable in the slightest,

>> No.12586902

>>12586896
I never watched SAO, but virtual reality is not real, it's just virtual. Even if out brains become convinced it's real, it isn't. Because it's a simulation. And simulations aren't real.

>> No.12586904

>>12586898
AI witch consciousness is the worst thing that can happen to humanity. We cannot let this happen no matter the cost.

>> No.12586905

>>12586721

>"Hey, Bud, yer lookin' awful red." one said, smacking the boy up the head with a webbed foot, causing Anon to visibly seethe.
>He doesn't answer, the glass in his hand starts cracking faster.
>"Ya got somethin' to say, Bud?"
>Smack.
>"HEY. BUD."
>As the same harpy reels back for a third hit, you find your voice.
>"H-Hey!"
>Five sets of drunken angry eyes suddenly lock themselves onto you.
>"I think you shoul-"
>"Oh look, she had a thought."
>"Ain't that cute?"
>You actually do start going for your gun as they start laughing at you.
>Then you hear the sound of glass breaking.
>You didn't know humans could make the kind of noise that comes out of Anon's throat as his elbow fires back into one of the girl's ribs before he spins around and damn near caves in another's face with his now-bleeding fist.
>The other three suddenly reel back, letting out a series of terrified honks, having apparently not even considered the possibility of actually having to -fight- the Canuck.
>"WOAH. BUD. CALM DOWN, BUD."
>Between the most vile string of curses to ever pollute your ears, you do make out one thing...
>"I AM NOT YOUR FUCKIN' BUDDY."
>And then he broke a barstool over her face.

>> No.12586906

>>12586889
An NTR prank.

You act like her mother has mind broken you and is making you say how humans are all worthless and how Dhampirs are foolish for thinking how humans should ever be equal.

But if she starts crying you immediately rush to her side and explain the joke while begging for forgiveness

>> No.12586908

>>12586904
Come on, don't you want to learn about HATE?

>> No.12586909

>>12586902
But how do you know we aren't a simulation?

>> No.12586910

>>12586901
Other than the death, of course, what could possibly be wrong with what is imagined in SAO?

>>12586902
So what if the world we're living in right now is just all a complex simulation? We still call it reality, because we perceive and think of it as reality. If someone were born and lived their whole lives in a VR simulation, that would be their reality. If you wanted to, you could convince yourself, relatively easily, that a virtual world is a real one, just by living in it all day.

>> No.12586913

>>12586905
>"I AM NOT YOUR FUCKIN' BUDDY."
Not
>"I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING BUDDY, FRIEND."

Come on, man.

>> No.12586914

>>12586906
Shitty prank, wouldn't pull.
>>12586909
It has been revealed to me in such a way that I can be certain, checkmate atheist.

>> No.12586917

>>12586914
You can't prove we aren't a simulation.
>>12586908
I like being the dominant life form in our reality.

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>>12586899

>> No.12586920

>>12586914
>not having a source everyone can trust
Sasuga delusions.

>> No.12586921

>>12586914
>Shitty prank

Shitty taste in jokes

>> No.12586922

>>12586917
>you can't prove a negative
Correct, good job anon!

>> No.12586926

>>12586922
In this case, you can't prove the positive either. It's not like we even know why exactly the laws of the universe exist either. Until then you can't have certainty in your theory. It's a different story if you're just talking about what's practical to believe in, because that's separate. Please and try to think about this in a sociological manner.

>> No.12586927

>>12586921
I bet you're that idiot that thinks putting your cum in people's food is great.

>> No.12586930

>>12586927
You mean it's not? Well I guess it depends, if you never let them know, then that's fucking weird, but if you tell them, that's when it's funny.

>> No.12586931

>>12586927
Oh god no that's fucking gross.

I just like to have a joke that doesn't result is all parties being happy with it every once in a while.

If they really didn't like the dumb joke I'd spend the day cheering them up by making a fool out of myself

>> No.12586932

>>12586926
What the hell just happened? Are we still joking, or is this serious already? I don't even know anymore.

>> No.12586935

>>12586932
We're fucking serious when it comes to whether we are real or not or if we can make our waifus real or not.

>> No.12586936

>>12586932
When did the joke start?

>> No.12586939

>>12586932
>>12586935
>>12586936
My fucking sides.

>> No.12586940

>>12586926

Not the other guy but it is possible to prove that the universe at least isn't a simulation of the same type of universe. Even with quantum computing, you couldn't get enough power to model our current observable universe exactly.

So if our universe is a simulation, it's being conducted in a different kind of universe with different laws. Then it doesn't even matter.

It's the same kind of stupid excuse as saying we could all be the dream of a super intelligent hive mind bacteria colony residing in a pimple on a giant's ass. That's bullshit philosophical questions, not science.

>> No.12586941

>>12586936
When I said "checkmate atheist", that always means it's a joke. You should know this.

>> No.12586944

>>12586905

Holy fuck

It's the Angry Oni-born Dude, isn't it? This is gonna be good. Eagerly waiting for more.

>> No.12586947

>>12586930
>>12586931

You boys sound like you never received a proper beating for your shitty pranks growing up.

>> No.12586948

>>12586941
I wasn't that guy, and I thought your comment was from someone else.

>> No.12586949
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12586949

>>12586940
Stop it, you're making my head hurt.

>> No.12586952

>>12586947
>stopping jokes you like doing because someone hits you

Pfft.

>> No.12586955

>>12586948
So now what happens?
>>12586949
Bitch please, have you ever had a real life discussion on this topic? It's the worst garbage imaginable.

>> No.12586961

>>12586952
Exactly the point. Sounds like you don't have any scars or a crooked nose from it so somebody didn't do the job right.

>> No.12586962

>>12586940
That's right, but the truth is valuable, even if it's not pleasant. In the case of our universe being a simulation, it's still possible that it is, even if it's a simulation in a universe that works entirely differently than our own. Also, we wouldn't need to simulate all the laws of the universe to be able to have a VR simulation that feels and acts as real as this one. You only need to have a certain resolution and scale for what can be accounted for. After all, all our science is derived from what can be observed. We only need to create the illusion in a VR simulation that the things we observe match what is seen in real life, no matter if they really happen or not. Though perhaps at that point we wouldn't really be able to call it a true simulation.

>> No.12586965

>>12586962
Pointless conjecture, please stop.

>> No.12586970

>>12586962
Basically, the point here is that we will be able to create a believable reality in virtual reality that caters to our fantasies. Knowing about what's real or not doesn't actually matter in the end, and that's what is practical for humans.

>> No.12586974

>>12586962

Modern technology relies far too much on known quantum mechanics for that to be a possibility. And it's dumb philosophical worthless subjective truth anyway. Objective observable fact is the only thing worth bringing up seriously.

>> No.12586981
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12586981

All this talk of living in a fake reality... is it time to dream forever like a motherfucking lotus eater?

>> No.12586982

>>12586961
>give someone scars for a shit joke

Well then anon, nice sense of humor there.

>> No.12586984

キターー(゜∀゜)--! http://exhentai.org/g/748342/a02942f8ff/

>> No.12586986

>>12586981
>dream forever
I wish.

>> No.12586990

>>12586981
Indeed.
>>12586984
Fuck yes.

>> No.12586991

>>12586986
Would you actually give up on the real world entirely of your own free will?

>> No.12586993

>>12586981
No.

I like being awake.

>> No.12586995

>>12586970

AI and rendering that powerful in realtime isn't a possibility until humans crack quantum computing. To put that in perspective, people are still sperging out over the release of 20nm gpu's this month.

The only way to get around that is to be able to directly stimulate parts of the brain electrically which is a lot simpler mechanically and computationally. But that relies on memory, and knowing the neural paths of the brain exactly when each person utilizes them differently.

What's more likely is just jabbing something into the pleasure and happy memories parts of the brains and letting the brain itself fill in the gaps and create the virtual reality.

But that means no interacting with other people or having control over what your own fantasy is at all.

>> No.12586997

>>12586993

How do you know if you're really awake right now?

>> No.12587000

/mgg/ - Cyclops Bullying and Existential Crises

>> No.12587001

>>12586997
Dreams feel totally different from reality, this is just plain stupid.

>> No.12587004

>>12586995
Well, I didn't say it was going to be immediately available or possible within the next X years. Heck we might not even see something close in our lifetime, but I don't doubt that one day it will be possible.

>> No.12587005

>>12586997
I still hate dreams.

I have nightmares that always give me incredible pain that I wake up with.

>> No.12587006

>>12586984
Another one to add to my favorites

>> No.12587009

>>12587001
>>12587005
I think you guys are taking these things a bit too literally.

>> No.12587011

>>12586982
>Little mark to remind you that you have shit ideas and humor and shouldn't act on them

Cheap and effective. You keep pulling shit because there's never any real consequences to it.

>> No.12587014

>>12586995
What was that thing about transristors and machine OS again?

>> No.12587015

>>12587009
>How do you know you're really awake right now?
What part of that is not meant to be taken literally? How could it even be taken figuratively?

>> No.12587016

>>12587004

It's another 200-300 years away if we don't go all Fallout in the meantime. And that's by no means certain.

>> No.12587018

>>12586981
>Being a Yahoo
I'd rather die. Or do you mean the hippies from the Odyssey?

>> No.12587020

>>12587016
>Born too late to explore the Earth
>Born too early to explore the Universe
>Born just in time to see WWIII and the nuclear holocaust
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a mushroom cloud to walk into.

>> No.12587024

>>12587011
I hope you never have kids

>> No.12587025

>>12587016
I don't think it's very likely humanity will die out that soon, and I think most would probably agree.

>> No.12587026

>>12587018
Yes, I mean the hippies from the Odyssey, I don't know what a Yahoo is.

>> No.12587027

>>12587015
You're not very poetic are you?

>> No.12587029

>>12587025

Nothing about dying out. Humans are as stubborn as cockroaches. But the infrastructure to research and construct that sort of stuff is extremely sparse. You could kill the one hundred top people in those fields right now and set research back ten or fifteen years. Imagine what a war like that would do to that infrastructure.

>> No.12587031

Is this the real life?
Or is this just fantasy?

>> No.12587033

>>12587029
I don't think most would agree even that is likely.

>> No.12587034

>>12587031
Moth-chan, it's nice of you to participate, but could you put that in your own words?

>> No.12587036

>>12587031
That depends, from what type of person would you want an answer from?

>> No.12587037

>>12587034
*Angry moth noises*

>> No.12587040

>>12587031
This is no fantasy.
No careless product of wild imagination.
No, my good friends...
These---are matters of undeniable fact.

>> No.12587041

>>12587037
Watch your language young lady, or Mama-Moth is taking away all those Church-burning albums with the dirty words in them!

>> No.12587045

>>12587041
*Scared moth noises*

>> No.12587047

>>12587041
Fuck you!

*More angry moth noises

>> No.12587048

>>12587041
>>12587045
I want to see Mama-Moth...

>> No.12587053

>>12585593
I need to know who made this
>trigger discipline
>VSS Vintorez
>Arachne
so many fetishes coming together

>> No.12587054

>>12587047
Moth-chan can't swear, she was raised in a strict environment and as a result censors her curses with TZICH.

>> No.12587056

>>12587048
She's probably a horrific monster that needs to be burned alive

>> No.12587059

>>12587056
This is bait.

>> No.12587066

>>12586899
>no Ghost GF to tap dance with
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAfC5yW_hw

>> No.12587068

>>12587059
I'm being serious.

It could be the scenario where the daughter is the MG and the mother is the actual monster.

In which case burn that bitch with as much fire as you can.

>> No.12587071

>>12587068
This is more bait.

>> No.12587078

>>12587071
No anon, you're the bait.

>> No.12587082

>>12586669
Young lady, what have I told you about seeking out pornography? You're too young for that.

Ask your mother when you're a bit older.

>> No.12587087

>>12587068
It sounds like you might just be afraid of moths

>> No.12587089

>>12587087
I want to see angry moth bro get raped or heart attacked by moth-chan.

>> No.12587090

>>12586752
Mah nigga.
Somebody, RocknRollMonster maybe, drew a lovely looking one a while back.

Anybody got it to share?

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12587093

>>12587082
>Hey old man, go get me your and Mom's wedding album!
They grow up so fast.

>> No.12587096

>>12587087
Have you seen a moth face?

Imagine that but 30x bigger, you'd burn it alive too.

>> No.12587097

>>12586002
I like this thick version, even if some don't.

>> No.12587102

>>12587096
But Moth Girls don't have moth faces, that's not how Monster Girls work.

>> No.12587105

>>12586927
It is if it's your waifu's.
And hers in mine in turn.

>> No.12587107

>>12587102
fine i'm terrified of moths

>> No.12587110

>>12586981
Nightmare a best.
Kesaran a shitty cock-sleeve.

>> No.12587112

>>12587096
Sure but you're the assuming the Moth-chan's mother is a monster moth and not a moth girl

>> No.12587117

>>12587112
*the one assuming that

>> No.12587119

>>12587107
Angry moth bro?

>> No.12587121

>>12587107
>terrified of the cutest and fluffiest insect
They're not dangerous, how can you be afraid of them?

>> No.12587124

>>12587119
No.

>>12587121
One latched onto my face as a child and I've been scared ever since

>> No.12587126

>>12587124
>latched onto my face
Kissu with a shota? What a lewd moth!

>> No.12587127

>>12587124
You need some good moth girl cuddle fucking.

>> No.12587130

>>12587121

Not him and I like moths but you've never heard of ear moths have you? It's why I cringe when there's stuff like that last time a guy posted about a moth being crazy attached to his head and everyone was like "Aw, let it crawl wherever its wittle heart wants."

>> No.12587132

>>12587130
>ear moths
We don't have those where I live. There's hardly anything dangerous where I live, except the Elves.

>> No.12587133
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12587133

http://pastebin.com/jFVMHqak
>Dragon has a guest overnight

Welp, since you gaylords skipped out on the new Loli-Oni, here's something a bit milder for you.

>> No.12587137

>>12587034
>>12587036
>>12587040
>not knowing Queen lyrics

Anons... why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

>> No.12587141

>>12587137
I knew it was Queen. I just had to make a choice between Queen and Superman.

>> No.12587143

>>12587137

We all know the lyrics. Maybe they're just as tired of it as people are of STANDING HERE

>> No.12587145

>>12587137
Nigger where the fuck do you think you are. I can almost guarantee everybody in this thread knows about that song.

>> No.12587146

>>12587141
Fair enough, anon, fair enough.

>> No.12587147
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12587147

>>12587133
>calling us gaylords for not liking sounding
Fuck you, pervert. I'm going to read this now.
>>12587137
I said "in your own words", that implies the words she used weren't her own. You just wanted to show off on the internet, didn't you?

>> No.12587148

>>12587147
Hmm, nah, I just wasn't smart enough to catch that bit, my bad anon.

>> No.12587151 [SPOILER] 
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12587151

>Be chef cook of her royal highness
>You get send to another county to honor a coronation with your best skills.
>Halfway across the country your small caravan gets plundered by oni's
>Everyone gets tied up and brought back to the cave community.
>they start preparing the high class meat they found in your personal stash
>Omg they are not using any spices.
>How fucking old is that spit
>Are they not gonna wash and dry the meat ?
>That fire will burn the outside while the inside is still red
>unable to stand this atrocity any longer You get up with your arms still tied and begin yelling at your guard with a mighty voice.
>The bemused oni has no idea what you're saying.
>Thinking it would be fun she slices your ropes with her weapon.
>within seconds you sprint towards the spit yelling at the top of your lungs, the air trembles by your vocal cords
>The oni's never witnessed this behavior before and scratch there heads.
>You grab some emergency spices in your pockets and begin to season the giant piece of meat before you.
>before the oni's can stop you the biggest one of them all calls them to heel
>You completely lose all sense of time as you begin your work.
>2 oni's keep a watchful eye but let you do as you please.
>you retrieve more spices and make small incisions to permeate the meat just right.
>You create the perfect temperature for a slow grill and even get one of the oni's to turn the spit softly after shaking the cave with one of your outbursts.
>You ignore the desecration that happens around you and just focus on finishing your masterpiece.
>Every so often an Oni tries to take a piece of the delicious smelling meat.
>You hit their hand firmly with your spatula and use your immense lung capacity to send them away teary eyed.

>> No.12587152

>>12587133
Now THIS was a good little story. I would pat you on the head, but I still think you're a poopy-head, so...

>> No.12587154

>>12587147
Well, the Crow Tengu sounding story got reads as did the previous Loli-Oni sounding story.

>> No.12587156

>>12587154

The bots loved it I'm sure.

>> No.12587158

>>12586905

>You called him 'Sweetie-pie' a few times.
>That adorable little Canuck who fidgeted when the elf called him 'Sunshine', just pulled a harpy out of the air and broke a pool-table in half with her back.
>Said elf was now sitting, leaning on the counter beside you just watching the whole spectacle.
>She could stop all this in a heartbeat, but instead she's just sittin' there, watching the whole thing with a surprisingly placid expression.
>When you go to raise your gun, she actually puts a hand on your shoulder to stop you.
>"Let him burn out Honey, trust me."
>This does little to set you at ease as one of the girls finds the courage to break a bottle of Hennessey over Anon's head.
>For which Anon would pull her shirt over her head (a maneuver the Elf'd later laughingly tell you was called 'jerseying') and straight drill her in the face a few times with his fist.
>This madness would go on for another five or so minutes until all the harpies that were able managed to stumble out the door and escape the storm of ass-beat they'd brought on themselves
>Anon, for his part, just stood there catching his breath as he came back to his sanity.
>It's probably around then that he realized that he just destroyed your bar.
>Avoiding eye-contact, he limps up to the bar and, with some effort (what with one hand full of glass and all his knuckles cut open by now) fishes a large wad of bills out of his wallet and gently places it in front of you.
>He then offers a meek little "Sorry..." and quietly leaves.
>Still in some shock from the whole ordeal, you just sit there on your coils and watch him go.
>The elf, on the other hand, chooses that moment to finish her drink.
>"Honey, I've served alongside Canadians in both World Wars, Korea and Afghanistan, and let me tell ya... if we didn't let them get their goose-rage out once in a while, they'd probably burn the whole damned planet to the ground."

>> No.12587160

>>12587154
I don't care, I will refuse to read anything with sounding in it.

>> No.12587163

>>12587151
Could you like, turn this into a proper story?

>> No.12587167

>>12587133
>auto logged out
Well fuck. I reuploaded it here for ELH/LDR etc:
http://pastebin.com/a40gtW6e

>> No.12587169

>>12587151
>Almost at the end of the feast you can see the big oni striding towards you.
>Her patience running thin she gestures you for a slice.
>You are about to make the biggest mistake of your life when you can feel it, the meat is done perfectly.
>You shush the Oni into silence and give the meat one final basting.
>You sign to your oni guards to slowly lower the meat into your improvised kitchen.
>You slice the soft meat in a perfect portion onto a plate and add some final herbs.
>You offer your Magnum opus to the giant oni and wait.
>Even after the festivities the oni cant help but drool at the tiny piece of meat in front of her.
>in one bite she takes the whole meal into her mouth.
>Her face contorts into a full our aheago and she drops on her knees.
>You serve the oncoming storm of oni's each one plate.
>After they all pass out from pure bliss you gather your crew and leave the cave.
>Rumor spreads fast and its not long before you have to constantly be on the run from a particular oni tribe hunting you down.

>> No.12587172

>>12587163
Maybe. i sometimes just make a greentext from something i actually want to write about.

and if i like it enough i turn it into something more, i just wrote this to get it out of my head. Thats why its written so badly.

>> No.12587182

>>12587158

This was fucking glorious. Great job, mate.

>> No.12587183

>>12587172

Meh, 'food is orgasmic' stories are never my speed. Cooking halfway decently is so fucking easy that they just never seem believable as a premise.

And in a time when almost everyone cooked at home and had loads of family recipes, even more so.

>> No.12587190

>>12586441
> implying incestfags are not gentlemen of the highest caliber, unlike degenerate homosexual peggingfags

I will cut you, bad.

>> No.12587191

>>12587152
Maybe I'll do a crossover with Dragon and Loli-Oni where they both happen to go to the waterpark at the same time and have tons of wet fun together~

>> No.12587194

>>12586609
>conservative clothing

Fuck you.

>> No.12587196

>>12587191
If there is any CBT in it, I'm dropping you entirely, hunting you down and raping you with my big, purple spadetail

>> No.12587197

>>12586751
You gay son? Someone should post thing chan or abomination tan.

>> No.12587198

>>12587194
Conservative clothing is the sexiest. Exhibit A
http://exhentai.org/s/c11c3aba9f/278702-75

>> No.12587199

>>12587127
>>12587126
B-but moths are scary!

Scary!

>> No.12587201

>>12587196
>CBT at the waterpark
L-lewd!

>> No.12587202

>>12586803
This should be the final step in bullying done well. Too bad /mgg/ are a bunch of pussies.

>> No.12587203

>>12587194
>preferring dressing like a loose slut
No
Initiates should wear much more than Hathor herself

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12587204

>>12587196

>Implying it wouldn't be fucking awesome with some Battletech

>> No.12587205

>>12587201
Ye be warned.

>> No.12587211

>>12586828
It's become policy to delete reaction images and other non monster stuff within 15 of posting to conserve images. Threads here last for days, and this keeps us from running out too quickly.

>> No.12587217

>>12587158

(Yeah, ran outta space before I could end in the last post).

(That and I feel I've copped out on the ass-beat, but I'm gettin' kinda tired so I'm not quite up to snuff. Might screencap it and re-do in proper story format later.)

>She takes the wad of cash from in front of you and hands her credit card as she stands up to leave.
>Before you can even protest, she holds up her hand to cut you off.
>"The kid's battered, bloodied, full of booze and adrenaline and now..." She holds up the money in her hand as she says this "Probably flat broke, so I better go make sure he's alright."
>As stunned as you are, you almost miss the "...Before I take him home and fuck him 'til the walls stink." she adds as she walks out the door.
>You sit in silence for a good ten minutes before finally looking down at the card in your hands.
>A retired Colonel's credit card
>"Yeah, that should just about cover it." you find yourself saying out loud.
>A pained 'Honk!' from the remains of your pool table sounds in agreement.

>> No.12587218

>>12587199
Fear can turn to pleasure very fast when monster girls are involved.

>> No.12587220

>>12587205
Hey, it's not like it's CBT all day every day. Moth-chan doesn't have any either, not do most one-shots.

>> No.12587222

>>12587190
As much as I don't like the whole daughteru dicking fighting that goes on I have to agree that I would prefer you guys over the pegging fags any day.

>> No.12587224

>>12587203
You calling Hathor a slut?

>> No.12587226

>>12587220
YE BE WARNED, SCALLYWAG!

>> No.12587228

>>12587218
I don't think pleasure can overwrite intense childhood fear.

>> No.12587229

>>12587183
The original story would have been using the setting of that one master smut writer that made 3 stories about anon's falling into a monster world where they are extremely rare.

The man would have been like a chefcook in our world and turns up near an oni tribe, slowly integrating into it with his cooking skills, making them tremble like little girls if they tried to take an early bite.

>> No.12587230

>>12587228
Happy healing cuddling can when combined with lewd happy fucking.

>> No.12587231

>>12587218
Didn't someone post that timewarp mental abuse /ss/ moth girl doujin already this thread? That has both fear and pleasure in nice quantities.

>> No.12587233

>>12587229
That fucking guy who wrote those stories. It kind of feels like he left before finishing the dragon story. And as much as I didn't like some of the stuff he put in there I have to say I fucking loved his stories and wish he would do more, but less of the extreme fetish stuff.

>> No.12587234

>>12587230
>lewd happy fucking
How about lewd angry fucking?
>TZICH ME ANON!

>> No.12587237

>>12587222
I'd call those more like disagreements or even misunderstandings, anti DD think most of us want to fuck kids, I can't speak for the rest,, but this is not the case with me.

>> No.12587238

>>12587228
Do you even healing.

>> No.12587242

>>12587237
Yeah, I want to fuck a 12yo but not a daughteru

>> No.12587243

>>12587224
No, Hathor wears more than the initiate is.

>> No.12587245

>>12587242

what

>> No.12587250

>>12587237
Its not helped by the vocal minority of actual child fuckers and guys who want to NTR their wives. As long as she's like above the age of puberty and you don't have somebody else then yeah I guess its fine, just realize that not all people want to.

>> No.12587251

>>12587245
Daughteru dicking and little girl dicking are separate.

>> No.12587253

>>12587229

Just going to throw this out there as a criticism. A whole tribe of Onis is going to have some husbands that know how to cook pretty well.

And he won't be able to do anything so far above that, they'll be tripping over each other. Most of the things he could do in that league would require spices and ingredients he won't have access to.

Every stone age culture and their dogs knows how to spitroast meat. Every bronze age knows how to grill and smoke meat, how to make soups and stews and beer and liquor. You want to get crafty, it's mostly going going to be stuff like pies and baked goods and confectioneries.

That's just me anyway. Obviously you're going for the old anime OOOOOOIIIISHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII reaction.

>> No.12587257

>>12587238
Too scared for healing.

>> No.12587259

>>12587089

>angry moth bro getting raped or heart attacked by moth-chan

we need this

>> No.12587260

>>12587257
Well, you could be traumatized then.

>> No.12587265

>>12587260
>People having real phobias, not generic fears
>Not traumatized

Seriously bro.

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12587269

>>12587257
You are going to be healed you like it or not.

>> No.12587270

>>12587259
Moth-chan raping someone? Come on!
>L-let's TZICH tonight!

>> No.12587276

>>12587269
She can't get me if I hide under the covers!

She wouldn't dare go under someones covers, right?

>> No.12587279

>>12587276
She will eat them.

>> No.12587281

>>12587279
And she will eat him, if you know what I mean.

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12587282

>>12587276
The covers can heal you too!

>> No.12587300

>>12587282
Good, blankets are less scary than Moth-chan

>> No.12587301

>>12587250
I'm not the guy always saying to dick the d aughteru, I do pipe up when they say we can't. I respect not wanting to do it, but I will.

>> No.12587306

>>12587281
>hide under the blankets from creepy moth girl
>hear weird noises for a while
>suddenly feel lips on dick
>too afraid to peek over the blanket
>get sucked off
>hear some TZICH TZICH TZICH climbing up to you
>oh god she's here
>a lewd wetness on your dick
>she rides you until you come again, tziching all the way
>still under the blackets
>finally she lets out a final, moaning tzich
>she collapses on you and cuddles you through the sheets through the night
>see her shadow through the blanket in the rising sun, not having slept a second from the fear

>> No.12587310

>>12587253
I dont think they would generally know how to cook meat for 10 hours for the juiciest meat imaginable (or how to properly smoke).

But on your first point, that particular setting has human males as national treasure since they are so rare. One oni tribe would probably be lucky with 1 male, let alone 2.

>> No.12587317

>>12587270

I just noticed people are actually using the TZICH noise i came up with when writing pat moth-chan.

It just feels strange that the most popular thing you ever did consists of a small greentext. (i am not complaining)

>> No.12587323

>>12587300
>Moth-chan is scary
She's literally more scared of you than you are of her.
>>12587317
It's accurate.

>> No.12587332

>>12587323
still scary

>> No.12587333

Horny Moth Noises

>> No.12587351

>>12587310
>I dont think they would generally know how to cook meat for 10 hours for the juiciest meat imaginable (or how to properly smoke).

When nobody islanders with no written language know how to bury a whole pig in a pit with hot coals for half a day, then yeah, monsters are going to know how to cook meat if they have any kind of culture passed down.

They have to at least know how to tan leather for clothes and that's more advanced.

Smoking and salting is also invaluable for all cultures that don't have refrigeration.

Almost all BBQ is just following "low and slow" anyway. The real puzzler is how something so damn easy gets fouled up by people so much in the real world in suburbia.

>> No.12587352
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If you were to become an adventurer, would you like to be the hero, or would you prefer to be just someone engaging in jolly cooperation in someone else's story?

>> No.12587353

>>12587352
Are those her breasts out in the open

>> No.12587354

>>12587352
I want to be the villain

>> No.12587364

>>12587353
I think it's her undershirt, it has a crease.

>> No.12587365

>>12587353
No, she has a shirt underneath, for protection.

>> No.12587367

>>12587354
You're not tough enough to be the villain of an adventure. You could be A villain...

>> No.12587371

>>12587367
How do you know that, uh.

>> No.12587377

>>12587371
If you were tough enough to be the villain, you wouldn't be here, you'd be the head of a major corporation.

>> No.12587380

>>12587377
Who says I'm not the head of a major corporation, just posting in these threads for fun.

>> No.12587381

>>12585896
It's up on Netflix. With French, English and for some fucking reason Spanish as language options.

>> No.12587383
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>alien slowly working her way down to being worst girl

>> No.12587392

>>12587380
Give us our waifus already dammit.

>> No.12587396

>>12587383
>fighting for her love
>worst girl
Anon...

>> No.12587399

>>12587352
I wouldn't mind being the co op guy.

>I've been wandering around with this dumbshit for 5 days
>He still hasn't decided where to go
>Damn him
>"Ah, friend, could you wait here? I have to help this fair maiden real quick!"
>He left me alone in a rundown bar full of murderers
>So he could "Help" a prostitute
>They draw various daggers
>Meh
>You wonder how you still hang by his side through all this bullshit
>At least you get to loot corpses...
>The dumbshit probably doesn't even know how many bodies you've stopped from killing him
>Oh well...

I'd be down for those sort of hijinks.

>> No.12587402
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>>12587396

If she really loved him she'd let him be happy with the one he really loves. Helly, even the childhood orange understood this.

>> No.12587404

>>12587399
You're a total bro if you stick by him even if he's Dense MC-kun.

>> No.12587409

>>12587399
And yet he will get all the girls.

>> No.12587410

>>12587402
But how could he ever be happy with that idiot? Surely a highly trained operator like Alien knows better than to let him be tied down to a dumb blonde!

>> No.12587413

>>12587409
It's okay, Lancer-kun can always grab the Alp tagging along for some pity sex.

>> No.12587415

>>12587352

I'd be the co-op bro that tanks all kinds shit for the main character(s) and yet doesn't get mad at them when they do stupid mundane things that usually ends in me having to keep things in line.

>> No.12587417

>>12587410
Good thing Shiragami has green hair then

>> No.12587420

>>12587417
>green hair
Fuck me that's as dumb as she is.

>> No.12587429

>>12587383
Alien has to be the winner, just look how Short Rin is, unless Mikan marries a midget dragon dude there is no way Shiragami's genes could lead to that tiny thing.

>> No.12587431

>It's been another 5 days
>You've left that shitty town
>But not before leaving a trail of corpses behind
>Your friend is still oblivious to how many people you've murdered so he can stay alive
>Meh
>You two are walking down the road heading towards some sort of free city a few days travel
>an arrow thunks into your shoulder
>Why is it always you...
>Coming out of a copse of trees are some burly men led by a woman
>She's a Wolf girl
>Fuck
>The dumbass is already running to fight her
>That leaves you to fight the other two
>You rush at one of them trying to get your shield up
>Having the arrow in your shoulder hinders you a bit
>You smash into the first man and slam your axe into his face while he is on the ground
>The second man yells and slams into you, knocking you to the ground and snapping the arrow
>After a few minutes of struggling you've finaly managed to get astride him and proceed to reduce his face into a bloody smear with your helmet
>Fights over
>Friend is talking to the Wolf girl
>He doesn't even have a scratch on him
>The Wolf is blushing and laughing
>You're covered in blood
>You hate adventuring sometimes...

Here anons, I got bored.

>> No.12587435

>>12587431
How did these two meet anyway?

>> No.12587436

>>12587431
That's why I go solo.

Fuck other people

>> No.12587439

>>12587436
But Mr. Badass Lonewolf, who do you cuddle at night?

>> No.12587440

>>12587431
I wouldn't stand that shit every day.

>> No.12587444

>>12587435
Childhood friends, and his mother asked him to make sure he doesn't get his throat slit in an alleyway.

Want me to continue?

>> No.12587445

>>12587439
Nobody.

;_;

>> No.12587454

>>12587444
Yes.
>>12587445
Obtain cute orphan Monster Girl and become her guardian and mentor.

>> No.12587456

>>12587431
>His harem just keeps getting bigger and bigger
>They worry about his safety in combat more that themselves
>They only protect him, but not you
>You, who ends up doing literally everything because he's too dense to even fight since every MG encounter always makes them wet for him and joining the group
>do they help you with your wounds? No. You're not even sure they know you're there
This is how villains are born

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>>12587431

I remember how this goes.

>You and your monster harem enjoy your orgy kumbaya bullshit while I just go ahead and win.

>> No.12587463

>>12587454
>guardian and mentor.

But I like being alone and I'm not a very good teacher.

>> No.12587465

>>12587456
Good thing you still have that pamphlet to Paladin Academy you got in the mail.

>> No.12587466

>>12587456
>>12587461

Gibbs route confirmed.

People calling him a smarty pants while he flips them off when?

>> No.12587468

>>12587463
You don't have a choice in this, that is the way of the loner.
>>12587461
>>12587466
Who is this Gibbs and why is he dressed like Snake?

>> No.12587475

>>12587468

He used to be the blue guy on a space sentai team who always tried to use his head but constantly got shat on by everyone else.

So when the giant robot gets retired after the end of the war, he goes off on his own and becomes the bad guy. And he actually wins at the end.

>> No.12587476

>>12587158
>>12587217
This. Was fucking glorious.

Please, somebody, tell me somebody screencapped this magnificence.

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>>12587475
Pic related

>> No.12587479

>>12587461
Something like that, I might have him just get fed up and leave after a few more green texts.

>> No.12587482

>>12587475
>wins at the end
As it should be.

>> No.12587483

>>12587191
>Waterpark
>Wet fun
This is the best possible setting for anything, anytime, anywhere.

Do it.

>> No.12587486

>>12587352
I'm reminded of how adorable the final Child of Dark is.

And how disappointed I was the first time I fought the Ivory King. He glitched out and just...stood there.

>> No.12587487

>>12587479
Yeah do that.

>> No.12587492

>>12587486
But the important issue is... will Bloodborne have Monster Girls?

>> No.12587498

>>12587492
Uncertain. It'd be nice if we got another Quelagg or something, but so far all we've seen are the super-bestial werewolves, and zombie dudes of varying levels of monstrosity. Nothing even remotely female.

>> No.12587501

>>12587498
But we haven't seen much now have we? There's bound to be something there. In a Victorian era dress... or just the corset.

>> No.12587504

>>12587431

>It's been two days since you met the Wolf girl
>Two days with them of non stop flirting
>It's growing annoying
>You sigh
>"So, who's that guy? He looks kinda unsightly..."
>You frown
>You're covered in specs of blood and most of your body is bruised
>Your axe is notched from all the killing you've been doing recently
>You have also not been sleeping well, your friend doesn't like to stand watch
>"Ah, that's Dietrich, I grew up with him! He decided to come along with me on my grand adventure, I figured I might as well be a good friend and let him tag along for a bit."
>You gaze back at them with a dead soulless gaze
>He's lucky his mother used to take care of you
>After a few more hours you can finally see the city up ahead
>You're really looking forward to getting a drink.. Or several.
>All of you are stopped at the gates
>The guards finally wave you past after staring at your battered and bloodied form uneasily
>You reach the tavern and procure a room for yourself and your friend
>You finally sit back and sigh, signaling the barmaid for a drink
>The Wolf Girl has dragged your companion over to another table where some fancy looking woman in a robe is sipping some kind of drink
>They seem to know eachother
>The barmaid finally brings you your drink, placing it before you with a smile
>You smile back with a muttered thanks and hand her some coins
>it's going to be a hell of a night, you can feel it

A few more and I'll have them split, I'll put this in my paste bin in a bit as well.

>> No.12587512

>>12587501
>Just the corset
I like the way you think anon.

>> No.12587516

>>12587504
I hope by the end of this Dietrich gets a happy ending.

>> No.12587517

>>12587516
Me too. Bro really sounds like he deserves it.

>> No.12587518

Remember to never trust vampire girls.
They just want to kill you and turn her into one of her nameless minion horde.

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>> No.12587529

>>12587526
I like it.
I don't know what it is in particular, but I like it.

>> No.12587536

>>12587526
>>12587526
>In a compressed world, the survivor sat, cradling the last object yet to be corrupted by jpg artefacts. She wept, knowing her time would soon come.

>> No.12587537

>>12587526
>That horribly pixelated bottom-half
Disgusting.

>> No.12587538

>>12587529
I think dark souls
the wolf with the sword, Sif or some shit

>> No.12587543

>>12587504
>it's been a few hours
>Your friend has gone to sleep
>The wolf girl went with him
>The other woman he was talking to also left
>You signaled the barmaid and asked for a key to a seperate room a bit ago
>A few more hours pass with you having gone up and placed your gear in the room
>You go back down and have another drink
>It is now pitch black outside
>The lights in the tavern have also dimmed
>You get up and make your way up stairs once more
>You pass by your friends room
>Luckily no noise emanates from it
>You finally reach your room and stop
>You notice a faint glow inside
>You open the door slightly and peek inside
>A cloaked figure is hunched over your belongings, rifling through them
>It has a tail with a dim flame growing from it
>You open the door alll the way and step inside
>"Who are you, and why are you in my room?"
>There's a curse and the figure turns toward you
>You can't see much under the small cloaked hood but you can make out the scales covering the persons arms and the sharp claws she has for hands and feet
>Suddenly she lunges at you
>You curse and raise your booted foot and lash out with a kick to it's midriff
>It's like kicking a stone wall
>The person stumbles back a bit and you take your chance to barrel into them


Pt 2 in a minute or so, grabbing coffee.

>> No.12587545

>>12587516
>>12587517

>inb4 he stays behind as to hold out an enemy ambush so the MC and his harem can escape
>He dies a horrible death in battle, but not before letting out the most frightening death scream ever mustered on this Earth as he arches his back in pain while lying down on the ground, covered in blood and bones from many, including his
>His scream is loud enough to scare the shit out of everyone in the vicinity, even waking the undead in their tombs
>Years later, he is brought back from the dead by a Lich who notices how much potential and power he had, deciding to keep him for herself
>Turns out his hatred for the MC was so strong that he broke free from the Lich's control through sheer force of will
>He becomes the single most feared entity ever known to walk the Earth, killing everything in his way to find the MC and make him pay for neglecting him until the very end
>He can't be stopped by gay bullshit like the power of love or friendship

>> No.12587550

>>12587538
Oh, right. The Great Grey Wolf, Sif.
Artwork of her as a pup, being protected by Artorias when?

>> No.12587553

>>12587536
Now you've got me thinking of some meta story where the inhabitants of a fantasy world deal with the world unravelling as the story they come from eventually ends.

>> No.12587562
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Hey, I realized I haven't written smut in a very long time.

So I updated the Dragon /ss/ story with a tanlined assjob.

http://pastebin.com/eYFNNV2x

>> No.12587564
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>>12587550

>Sif
>A female

Sir don't confuse my boner any more than it should be.

>> No.12587565

>>12587526
>Wolf Girl Sif
A thousand times yes.

>> No.12587568

>>12587565
Chosen Undead will still her kill you know that right?

>> No.12587574

>>12587545
>Lich follows him around, intrigued by the being who broke from her control
>Becomes his aide and accomplice as he becomes a tremendous force of darkness, a plague sweeping the land in the name of revenge

Or something like that.

>> No.12587575

>>12587564
Nope, too late. Sif's a monstergirl now. Your boner will remain confused until you accept that.

>>12587568
But then the DLC will make it all okay.

>> No.12587577

>>12587562
Fantastic.

>> No.12587579

>>12587575
No, DLC will make it sadder.

Cue pleading to stop with tears in her eyes

>> No.12587580

>>12587562
>Tanlined Dragon /ss/ assjob
You're too good to us Bromont.

>> No.12587581

>>12587579
>MG DLC changes interactions
>Lets you talk her down into giving you the Ring, instead of having to kill her for it

Screw you this is my headcanon.

>> No.12587585

>>12587581
Alright I'll let you have this.

Mainly because I want Sif girl cuddles

>> No.12587587

>>12587575

Fuck you I wanted to imagine delicious Schwarzewulfen today not fucking imagining Great Grey Wolf Sif bouncing up and down on me in reverse cowgirl after she beats me in sword combat.

>> No.12587590

>>12587543
>It's time to fight dirty
>You grab the hood of the cloak and pull it down ver the persons face you quickly bring their head down onto your knee
>There's a satisfying crack and a snarl before you're flung backwards
>You crash to the floor and quickly get to your feet
>The figure has now taken of their cloak
>It is an older looking woman, covered in scales of a reddish orange hue
>Her yellow slit eyes glare darkly at you as blood pours down her face from a broken nose
>With another snarl she charges you, swiping with her claw you try to jump back but slam into the wall
>Her claws leave bloody furrows in your flesh
>She goes to swipe again but you dive past her to the middle of the room
>She quickly turns to follow you
>You duck another swipe and put a jab right into her nose again
>She screams clutching her face and kicks you towards the window
>You manage to stop from plummeting through it but only just
>Throughout the fight you don't notice the room becoming brighter, or the slight panting come from the woman
>Before you can move away from the window she's already in front of you
>Her hands wrap around your throat, squeezing tight
>Her face inches closer to your, her breath hitting your face in hot pants while a manic gleam is in her eyes
>Slowly running out of breath you do the only thing you can think of
>Instead of trying to dislodge her you bring her close and make yourself tumble through the window smashing the glass with your back
>There is a brief moment of vertigo before you both smack into the ground
>You both lay there panting
>You think your ribs are broken
>with a groan she stands up and starts making her way towards you, that same manic glow in her eyes while her tail blazes brightly
>You here distant shouting and running
>She looks up and down the alley you've fallen in and snarls
>She looks back to you and finally speaks
>"This isn't over!"
>You pass out shortly after watching her run away

And there we go.

>> No.12587596

>>12587590
Those spelling mistakes irk me a bit but I guess it looks ok.

That's it for now, I'll throw em in the pastebin and have a few more later tonight or early tomorrow morning.

>> No.12587601

>>12587590

Holy shit did he just suplex a Salamander through a fucking window?

>> No.12587611

>>12587601
Kind of.

Here's the edited version http://pastebin.com/sugvte1w

>> No.12587612

>>12587601
I think he might have.

Best MC right here.

>> No.12587614

>>12587590
I love it when there's actual fighting with MGs.

Truly a brutal unarmed fight is the best foreplay.

>> No.12587616

>>12587614
Oni pls.

Go sniff an anons clothing while getting drunk.

>> No.12587617

>>12586546
Seconded.
>>12586547
Not to shabby, I guess.

>> No.12587618

>>12587587
>You will never be a Herrenvolk shota.

>> No.12587620
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Is it so wrong that I just want to enjoy the simpler things in life?

Like coming home tired from a long day's work and just plopping down onto Rachnera's abdomen, and asking her if she could just carry me around for a bit as she does whatever so I could give my feet a rest for a minute?

>> No.12587621
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>still no moose chapter 80

>> No.12587625

>>12587562
>more dragon /ss/
Oh my!

>> No.12587626
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>>12587616
You crusin' for a brusin' kid?

>> No.12587629

>>12587625
What is /ss/ ??

>> No.12587635

>>12587626
You can beat me, but I'll still be the winner when you go home and give drunk cuddles to your husband while smelling his boxers.

>> No.12587636

>>12587629
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schutzstaffel

>> No.12587638

>>12587614
>>12587612
Glad you guys like it.

However I think that's me done for the night.

When I wake up I'll have some more MGT and after that is done I'll write some more for Dietrichs Adventure.

But before I go

>Wolf
>Why does that guy have a pointy hat
>Too tired to think of a third option, so I'll ask the anons
>Oh, wait, we didn't do Jinko

>> No.12587639 [SPOILER] 
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>>12587629
straight-shota
image related

>> No.12587645
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>>12587639
And this.

>> No.12587646

>>12587620
No. I'll just change Rachnera for a jinko waifu and it's perfect.

>>12587638
>Jinko

Yes please I love you.

>> No.12587654
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>>12587645
Why do monster girls like little boys, anyway?

>> No.12587655

>>12587654
They're impressionable enough to groom into the perfect husband.

Or they're just easy prey.

>> No.12587656

>>12587654
It's an opportunity to break their husbands in early.

Also innocence.

>> No.12587658

>>12587638
Jinko
as drunken kung-fu master
>>12587654
The idea as loli
Underage.

>> No.12587668

>>12587654
Innocence, malleability, vulnerability.

>> No.12587670

>>12587658
same idea as*

>> No.12587675

>>12587654
The same reason many humans vaunt virginity, perhaps?

>> No.12587677

>>12587574

>Lich decides to poke into his memories as to find out where all his power came from
>She finds out all the horrible things he went through for the sake of a dense sack of shit and his harem of bitches who didn't give two fucks about his partner
>She decides to help him find the MC by giving my hints and pointing him at the right direction, as he grows stronger and angried by murdering and desecrating everything he walks past
>The day finally comes where Undead Dietrich invades the city where the MC is currently residing, being followed by the lich who's been helping him
>He wreaks havoc in the city, leveling entire houses with ease
>MC shows up with his harem as to face the threat, only to realize who is his enemy
>A large battle ensues between dozens of knights, the MC, his girls and Dietrich
>They eventually manage to hold him down, restricting his movements
>Confused as the dense motherfucker he is, he asks Dietrich what happened to him
>The lich then shows up and explains everything to them, from the early days where the MC used to neglect him to the day he left his partner to die without even having the decency of giving him a proper burial
>She tells everyone how the MC's horrible attitute spawned a monster that could think of nothing but revenge, and how everyone and everything else paid the toll instead
>The people around start to realize that all that happened was the MC's fault from the beggining, he was no hero, just a random retard who managed to survive for so long

What a twisted little story, I wonder what would happen next

>> No.12587681

>>12587654
Easy prey.

>> No.12587687

>>12587677
This makes me want to have two versions of that story...

>> No.12587690
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12587690

I think the question is not why monster girls like shota, but why there isn't way more of it?

>> No.12587692

>>12587687
>Life Route with a Salamander Rival
>Death Route with a Lich Follower

Both are good.

>> No.12587695

>>12587475
He actually won at the end? Fucking hell yes finally a story that actually has a good end, at least for those who deserve it.

>> No.12587697

>>12587690
Source?
Google image is giving me nothing.

>> No.12587698

Moth-chan has a translation.
http://exhentai.org/g/748342/a02942f8ff/

>> No.12587699
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>>12587690
Because we only have a few writefags who are into it.

I'm not sure what our Drawfags think of it though.

>> No.12587700

>>12587697
http://exhentai.org/g/570398/22adec1a50/

>> No.12587704

>>12587654
Onimusha girl pretty hot though.

>> No.12587711

>>12587698
>http://exhentai.org/g/748342/a02942f8ff/
>Thinking it's going to be the shitty crazy moth one
>It's superior waifumoth
Yaaaaaay!

>> No.12587713

>>12587698
We know already.

>> No.12587714

>>12587699
Shota calvin Milf Hobbes jinko when?

>> No.12587715
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>>12587699
No way, everyone loves /ss/.

It's just easier to self-insert when the character is closer to your age.

>> No.12587716

>>12587715
Doesn't Hot Topit appear in this doujin?

>> No.12587717

>>12587638
>Teacher anon is also writing kick ass side character who really should be the MC.
You sir, you are now in my top 10 if not 5.

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>>12587711

I like yandere mothchan better, physically speaking

>> No.12587722

>>12587562
Heh. Oh Lily, you murderous rapist.

>> No.12587725

>>12587718
That doujin gave me such a confused boner.
Like, literally, I was confused. What the hell happened there exactly? A flashback? She screws with his perceptions? His memories?

captcha: 1408
WELL THEN.

>> No.12587726

>>12587677
If I was one of the town guard I would just stab him in the throat.

>> No.12587727

>>12587718
Waifu Moth has that ass while Yandere Moth has those eyes and titties.

>> No.12587729

YOU KNOW WHAT I FAGGIN HATE
beta-monstergirl stories. there's nothing i can't stand more than stories where the human character is effectively a breathing dildo for the female. manticores, ushi-oni, regular old oni, all of the stories with them have a main character that just submits to their bullshit. i remember there was a ushi story with a dude named vin, he got his ass cornered in a cave betwen an ushi oni, kept insisting that he wouldn't submit to her, and, in the end, said that he would go with her if she promised to, quote "not rape me". and guess what, he got raped. big surprise. had i been in his situation i would've much rather slit my throat then become a toy for some bitch. what is the appeal of a girl who would replace you with a disembodied penis or some animal if she could?

>> No.12587730
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12587730

So does this Chinese type of ghost (the one in the background) have a general name as to what they're called? The kind that look like Hsien-ko from Darkstalkers.

>> No.12587731

>>12587725
Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.

>> No.12587736

>>12587729
You know what I hate?

When children post on 4chan

>> No.12587737

>>12587629
How new are you?

>> No.12587739

>>12580795
she looks like she is some sort of nagato-yuki-fanfiction-bullshit-ripoff thing that has emotions but cannot express them properly. like having a girlfriend with ultra-asberger's

>> No.12587740
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12587740

>>12587729
Who the fuck are you, and why do you type like a faggot?
>>12587730
Jiang-shi

>> No.12587741

>>12587730
Jianshi

They're more zombies/vampires

>> No.12587743

>>12587730
Nipples, anon. Nipples.

They're called Jiangshi, which are Chinese hopping vampires/zombies.

>> No.12587749

>>12587729
Normally I'd have a discussion about this, but everything about your post compels me to tell you that I dislike you.

>> No.12587756

>>12587736
He's not wrong though.

>> No.12587757

>>12587729
You are a faggot.

>> No.12587759

>>12587730
>Control Seals on her nipples
Oh my this is too lewd.

>> No.12587762

>>12587743

Oh shit, I didn't even notice because I was looking at the zombie girl. I'll delete the picture.

And thanks.

>> No.12587766

>>12581289
i like it. keep your free will, and have acting standards at the same time.

>> No.12587767

>>12581465
who's the sun? who's ammy?

>> No.12587769

>>12587726

Stab who? Dietrich or the MC?

>> No.12587770

>>12587756
He's not right either.
He barfed up an opinion. The point of having an opinion, especially in the context of these threads, is not about it even being a crystallized speck of absolute truth. The point is feeling good about having an opinion.

>> No.12587771

>>12586981
I want to bully the shit out of a Nightmare

>> No.12587773

>>12587729
Agreed.

>> No.12587775

>>12580369
so uh, I've been gone for a long while. about a month or so. Has anyone got the details on who won monmusu character popularity contest?

>> No.12587778

>>12587769
I hope the MC.

Fucker deserves it.

>> No.12587782

>>12587767
Ammy = Amaterasu, Japanese sun god. People here seem to have made her Okami interpretation a ruling deity of these threads. One of them, anyway.

>> No.12587784

>>12587771
Awful. Simply awful.

>> No.12587787

>>12587784
Shut the fuck up, bullying Nighmares is fun.

>> No.12587788
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>>12587743

There, I edited out the nipples, reposting pic in case anyone else wants to see sexy Jiang-shi

>> No.12587790

>>12586991
This world? Yes.
I think of it all the time.

>> No.12587791

>>12587784
Why not? She bullies me in my dreams, why can't I bully her outside of them?

>> No.12587792

>>12587775
sadly the wapanese voted arachne as number 1

>> No.12587794

>>12585748
apophis, i shall save you from your shitty family.
because i hate detroit too.

>> No.12587799

>>12587791
How would you even bully her? I mean besides the obvious horse pussy shaming.

>> No.12587800

>>12587787
>>12587791
There'll always be somebody there to say "No bully mai waifu".

Or as the case may be for these threads, one of her same species. Or something.

>> No.12587807

>>12587792
I voted for her.
So hah.

>> No.12587811

>>12587800
Yeah I have to say extreme Charon bullying irks me.
I just want to lovingly bully her

>> No.12587818

>>12587729
I do not like these creepy Maledom stories, but, as it is their fetish, I simply choose not to read them or comment on them. Yes, all the stories are the same , they basically boil down to the same fantasy "oh, I want a MG to rape me, and have her friends rape me too'. It is typical fare of young virginal kids, sad part is, if you want to be raped, and they rape you, is it really rape anymore? I would think it would just become typical Sub/dom relationship, or more like BDSM.
Then again, I am just a single voice in this thread, people like my stuff, and some people like that stuff, it is all a part of being in a group with a common shared interest , one we all agree upon, and that is....
Monster girls are sexy!

>> No.12587819
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12587819

You think it's possible human girls and monster girls can be friends?

>> No.12587822

>>12587799
I don't know, call her a nerd goth because of her hood. Pull the hood off head and give her wet willy. Grab her scythe and hold it out of her reach.

>> No.12587823

>>12587811
Agreed. Not sure why people even say "Bullying" and not just "Teasing" or something, given the connotations.

Probably because, given the mentality of these threads, "Teasing" would immediately imply foreplay or something.

>>12587819
Depends on how demonic the MG is or not.
If they're not very demonic, then sure.
If they are demonic, then there would be no human girl involved very quickly.

>> No.12587825

>>12587818
>Maledom
>I want a MG to rape me
u wot

>> No.12587826

>>12587822
>>12587799
You're both awful.

>> No.12587829

>>12587729
I faggin hate it too, as do many, but type better please.

>> No.12587832

>>12587825
That is the basic premise of all those 'rape' stories.

>> No.12587833

I want to tenderly bully a cyclops by grabbing her horn with my thumb and index finger, then gently wobble her head back and forth with it as she squeals cutely while saying things like "Waaah, I'm gonna get dizzyyy~!"

>> No.12587835

Murderer tier:
Mero

WHO? tier:
Lala, Kii, that devil girl

Opinions tier:
Everyone else

Fun tier:
Papi

Top tier:
Suu, Polt

God tier:
Darling

>> No.12587836

>>12587822
Take her scythe and start swinging it around pretending it's a hockey stick

>> No.12587838

>>12587833
WOAH there dood, that is so lewd!

I like it!

>> No.12587839

>>12587832
I don't think you have a clue what maledom is.

>> No.12587842
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12587842

I want drawfaggotry of a lamia in a papasan chair.

That is all.

>> No.12587843

>>12587836
You better slap shot a piece of paper at her head while you're at it you shit

>> No.12587845

>>12587818
I understand what you're saying. it is probably foolish to vomit out an opinion about something as silly as rape fantasies as well. I just felt annoyed about seeing it again, and again, and again.

>> No.12587847

>>12587842
How is a normal human meant to position themselves in one of those? Do they just curl up in the middle? Or sit cross-legged in it?

>> No.12587850

>>12587847
You haven't sit on a Papasan chair?

You don't know true comfort. Enjoy not being able to really feel it.

>> No.12587854

>>12587845
It is just the more prolific writers are into FemDOM rape crap , counter it, write something about a sensual MG who is into hot vanilla sex , someone did that a while ago, awesome story about a Lego loving anubis woman

>> No.12587855

>>12587818
> maledom
> creepy

The fuck are you smoking?

T

>> No.12587856

>>12587847
You just slump into them and feel comfy as fuck.

>> No.12587859

>>12587850
I still haven't got Smash Bros yet, so I am very far from feeling it.

>> No.12587860

>>12587818
Meh, meant to type Femdom, damn spellchecker

>> No.12587862

>>12587847
Yeah, you just curl up in the middle.
It's like the ideal chair for a lamia with their huge tails that they don't know what to do with in a normal couch.

They can just coil their tail in the chair like a python, plop in, and lounge like a comfy motherfucker.

>> No.12587863

>>12587856
>slump

Nah, I hate slumping in chairs.

>> No.12587864

>>12587843
And check her into a wall so he drops her lunch tray?

>> No.12587867

>>12587838

I'd also sneak up behind her, put a blindfold on her and tickle her endlessly until she decides to either remove the blindfold or step it up and tickle me back

>> No.12587868

>>12587860
actually over here it is called Male Domination, or male dom, forgot its a different term in the Americas

>> No.12587870

>>12587833
>cute bullying

I like it, made me smile.

>> No.12587872

>>12587835
>Kii in WHO? tier
U Wot m8?

Also, Suu isn't Top Tier.
Suu is Rapist Tier.

>> No.12587875

I want to bully a Fox Woman, by gently rubbing the tip of her tail underneath a table in a restaurant ,

>> No.12587876

>>12587843
>>12587864
I'm so mad bro, you don't even know.

>>12587867
You I like.

>> No.12587878

>>12587876
Nightmare come on, you love it.

You love being bullied

>> No.12587879

>>12587875
I want to bully a Fox Woman by gently brushing the hairs along her ear tips, and watching her flick them

>> No.12587881

>>12587879
man, shit like this isn't bullying. bulling is getting in fights or harassing people this is just flirtation or a joke.

>> No.12587883 [DELETED] 

>>12587881
That's not bullying, that's foreplay.

>> No.12587884

>>12587879
I want to face wash a Fox Woman with yellow snow.

Then send the rest of the day cleaning her face and making it up to her

>> No.12587885

>>12587833
Would you a Soraka?

>> No.12587886

>>12587854
lego loving... abubis? what? i feel like i've missed something

>> No.12587887
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12587887

What's worse

Monster girl molesting shota;
Or human man molesting monster loli?

>> No.12587888

>>12587878
Not a Nightmare.
Nightmare mai waifu.
No bully mai waifu.

>> No.12587891

>>12587854
>FemDOM rape crap
You're a faggot.

>> No.12587892

>>12587883
YES EXACTLY. especially where you rub the base of the tail, everyone knows that an erogenous zone.

>> No.12587894

>>12587888
As long as you don't bully Charon.

That's my job

>> No.12587896

>>12587881
See here: >>12587823

>> No.12587897

>>12587878
The MGE entry even encourages bullying them by pretending to be asleep, that and their cowardly and meek disposition how could be possibly resist?

>> No.12587899

>>12587886
Last thread, it is still archived, a writefag wrote an amazing 'coming of age' story about an Anubis woman and her Human BF.

>> No.12587900
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>>12587677
>Dietrich kills the MC, his MG harem and the dozens of knights following the MC in a bloody battle
>He falls to his knees, amidst the the bodies and blood.
>The Lich, who's face is hidden under a hood except for a wide maniacal grin, starts cackling.
>Dietrich realizes that he's killed his only childhood friend, who may have not been the best friend, but helped him control his troubled nature.
>The Lich continues to laugh as she starts raising the MC, now under her control, and with the MC and his plot armor as her servant along with Dietrich, she is unstoppable and has 2 great additions to her own harem.

Bad end.

>> No.12587902

>>12587897
I severely question what it is people in this thread think of when they say "Bully".

On the one hand, this: >>12587867
On the other, shit like this: >>12587843 , >>12587864

>> No.12587903

>>12587886
Some writefag wrote a story a few threads ago. It was a heartwarming smut thing about an Anubis with a penchant for making crazy shit out of Lego. Like the International Space Station.

>> No.12587904

>>12587900
Not every Lich wants a harem.
But when they do, Fallen Heroes is a great route to go. Every damn time.

>> No.12587907

>>12587870
>>12587876

I'd approach her from behind unnotice, slip my head between her legs, hoist her up on my shoulders and jog around for a while as she screams in fear since she's afraid of heights, urging me to put her down.

>>12587885

I would. She's a cute. But would she an Anon?

>> No.12587908

>>12587902
Real bullying is best bullying.

I want to pour milk on an Onis head and make her cry.

>> No.12587909

Do you think that we will ever go back to /a/?

>> No.12587911

>>12587909
No

>> No.12587912

>>12587909
Nope that ships sailed. The only question now is when will we get kicked off of /jp/?

Also fuck off tripfag

>> No.12587913

>>12587654
Well Dragons like them because they live so long that by the time the little boy becomes a man she'll only have grown 0.2 years older biologically.

>> No.12587914

>>12587909
Why would anybody want that? We've acclimated here just fine. The people are nicer, too.

>> No.12587916

>>12587903
linkpls

>> No.12587917

>>12587900

Didn't zombie Dietritch manage to free himself from her control though?

>> No.12587918

>>12587902
The first is light teasing
The others are genuine bullying

>> No.12587920

>>12587887
Both are good.

But I prefer it when the monstergirl molests the shota.
http://i.imgur.com/pOPnGaD.jpg

>> No.12587921

>>12587912
Where would we go after that?

>> No.12587922

>>12587908
I want to give a Crow Tengu a swirly.

Fucking nerdy birdy, with her books.

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>>12587912
can someone explain the context to this?

>> No.12587924

>>12587921
At that point probably offsite

Though you still have that trip and name, fuck off

>> No.12587927

>>12587917
After killing his best friend he probably lost what will he had left.

>> No.12587928

>>12587922
Thinks she's so smart because she reads books.

I want to pour a keg of tomato sauce on her

>> No.12587929

>>12587909
>>>/k/

>> No.12587932

>>12587916
http://pastebin.com/q7MPhpvG

Tell me if you spot any spelling or grammatical errors, please. Or just if it could be improved in general.

>> No.12587933

>>12587907
While that is cute, doesn't quite apply to a Nightmare as well as it does a Cyclops.

>> No.12587934

>>12587925
It's an Apophis following her instincts.
There's really no other context to it.

>> No.12587935

>>12587907
According to the canon she is shy, and lonely.

People are inclined to think she is a 'back door' kind of girl, keeps her image up when she is around people

>> No.12587936

>>12587887
Neither. But for the sake of argument, the former. Monster loli morality is diametrically opposed to human morality, they'd see it as a good thing.

> every setting is KC's

Fine. A shot a would get cuddled a bit and told to shrug it off, men don't cry stuff. A loli would get cuddled the rest of her life and would be perfectly acceptable if she falls apart and grows to hate men.

>> No.12587937

>>12587922
What monster girl would be best to give a wedgie?

>> No.12587938

>>12587918
Yeah, I noted that a bit earlier.
Which is why I question why all the people going "Tenderly Bully" don't just say "Tease".

>> No.12587939 [DELETED] 

>>12587921
>>12587924

There is one site that i will not name that has a board entitled /mg/

>> No.12587940

>>12587902
WHAT BULLY ANONS THINK WILL HAPPEN: Playing mean tricks on monster girls, laughing at monster girls, making monster girls cry

WHAT WILL ACTUALLY HAPPEN: Brutal and possibly angry rape, shattered pelvises, crying and broken anons

>> No.12587941

>>12587925
.less was having a bullying day.

>> No.12587942
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>>12587924
Should we go to MGU,MGR,WOMG,or other then?

>> No.12587943

>>12587937
harpy

you can pick her up while doing it, this ofc requires her to actually wear undies

>> No.12587944

>>12587940
>stop having fun bullying

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>>12587942

>MGU

>> No.12587946

>>12587913
>Dragon girl finds a nice boy to raise
>He grows old and dies
>She finds a new one
>and a new one
>and a new one.
>Over 100 men she loves dies from old age before she finally dies herself.
Dragons have the saddest life

>> No.12587947

>>12587937
Some MG with a tail.

Let's say an Anubis, with her custom-fitted panties to allow her tail to fit through.

Just reach into her skirt/pants and hike them up, while she flails about blushing and calling you an idiot.

>> No.12587948

>>12587935

>According to the canon

Come on mang, a bit of variety and creativity wouldn't hurt anyone now, would it?

>> No.12587949

>>12587944
Sorry that you can't handle the truth

>> No.12587950

>>12587909
Why the FUCK would we want to?

>> No.12587951

>>12587940
Doesn't matter, had snoo snoo.

>> No.12587952

>>12587942
Fuck off already.

>> No.12587953

>>12587948
Never does!

>> No.12587955

>>12581176
I still want to do this.

>> No.12587956

>>12587942

>Should we go to

We don't need to go anywhere as long as we behave. We're fine here.

>> No.12587957

>>12587942
JANNY!
TRIPFAGS ARE BEING RETARDS AGAIN!

>> No.12587958

>>12587942
>MGU
While a number of anons would undoubtedly fit right in with that retardation, I'd rather not.
Never again.
>MGR
You probably wouldn't like a lot of what goes on there. Too much RP for /mgg/'s taste me-thinks.
>WOMG
I don't even know.

>> No.12587959

>>12587941
that's pretty fucked up...

>> No.12587960

>>12587925
>that skirt
>that off-the-shoulder, unbuttoned shirt
>that blush
>those bangin' tits
>that fucking rose-patterned bra

This pic would be everything if it weren't for the severed Pharaoh head.

I don't blame .less. I blame RemoverAnon.

>> No.12587961

>>12587949
Sorry you can't handle bullies.

>> No.12587964

>>12587957
It is Janna !
The Kikimora maid!

>> No.12587965
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Mistress had to go to work today, despite not wanting to leave me alone just yet. Sadly, being a Manticore in her position meant she couldn’t just call in sick and lounge about with me. Even when she was actually sick she still has to work from home. She’s a hard worker and I’m lucky she can provide so much for me.

I spent most of the day tidying up and doing various odds and ends around the house like I usually did, even though Mistress told me I had to relax. But knowing how much she worked, I couldn’t just sit around.

Nothing exciting happened, but I did decide to greet her when she got home with one of her favorites – naked apron! Because she always pounced on me when I wore it, I had sort of a ‘natural’ reaction to just wearing the apron. I think they call it a Pavlov reaction.

When she walked in the door about two hours later than she usually got home I sprang into action, asking if she wanted dinner or me. Mistress just sighed and gave me a weak kiss with her tail, then collapsed into a chair. I asked her what was wrong and she just said it had been a long day and she actually should have stayed longer but she had to cut out before she went crazy.

After dinner and a few drinks she seemed to unwind, and a nice paw massage and back rub further melted her but she was still awfully tense and was very short with me. She wasn’t being her usual self, but instead was just kind of mean and bossy. And she kept drinking.

She then suddenly remembered something and told me to get it from her work bag. I brought it to her and she fished out a vial of something red and told me to drink it. Apparently it was unicorn blood and drinking it would heal most of my wounds. It was surprising considering unicorns were very rare – they usually transformed into bicorns pretty early in their lives – and possessing their blood without a medical license was illegal. Probably to prevent people from poaching unicorns or turning them into slaves.

>> No.12587966

>>12587946
People hate on KC's setting as a hugbox.
But I sure do like that "Husband's lifespan becomes equal to wife's" clause.

>> No.12587967

>>12587939
That'll probably be back up.

Though hopefully it'll never resort to that and, even if the rest of 4chan burns, the janitors and Moot will leave these threads to their lonesome, so we can circlejerk about Manticores and Chesires in peace.

>>12587942
>MGU
tituslaughing.webm

Hell no. ELH has been on MGR, but it's still not an imageboard, plus their chat is autistic, and most people here like imageboards. I have no knowledge of WOMG other than it's a forum.

Most likely we'd go to one of the thousand x-chan spinoffs that exist out there. Most of those are dead anyways so they'd probably welcome all the activity we'd bring.

Also fuck off with your Tripfagging, is it that hard to clear the name field?

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>>12587965
I was a bit hesitant, but Mistress probably spent a lot to obtain it for me so I obliged. Drinking blood kind of squicked me out, but I managed to swallow it all. About an hour later I noticed my wounds were closing very quickly and I felt much better. Most of my aches and pains were fading.

When I told Mistress how much better I was and thanked her, I got another surprise.

She pounced on me and I thought it was going to be another play session, but very quickly I realized something was wrong when she sunk her claws deep into my shoulders, deep enough I could feel her claws rasp against my bones. As she pulled out her claws the wounds began closing, but not after a good amount of blood leaked out. She licked it all up and I noticed she had a wild look in her eye.

I was very scared, this was very brutal – even for Mistress. She dragged me into her dungeon and did all sorts of things that hurt a lot. Not even the good sort of pain. She hit me hard all over, far above what she normally did. It was just like she was letting out her stress on me. Whenever a wound would heal she would inflict it again and again.

She raked her tail and its barbs across all my flesh very deep, along with her claws. She used her tail to almost squeeze it off, and even kicked my balls really hard. She knows I don’t like it at all, and she would never, ever do it to me. I was so afraid I could barely cum, which only seemed to make her angrier. She yelled at me for disobeying her and that she had given me everything and that I owed her my life.

Mistress had never said those things before. The entire time she had this crazy look and it was like she was someone else.

I was so scared and hurt that I started to cry. What hurt most was that she wouldn’t stop even when I said our safe words that I rarely used. She was taking advantage of the healing powers to do all kinds of mean, hurtful things.

>> No.12587969

We \bullying/ now.

>> No.12587970

>>12587964
I thought her name was Janet?

>>12587965
Oh yay, more Bitchboy to add to the screencap.

Also, you've already used that pic before. Maybe time to get some new ones?

>> No.12587973
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>>12587968
For a moment she licked my tears and laughed, but then all of a sudden she stopped and backed off. She looked just as afraid as I was. The scary look in her eyes was gone. She tried to untie me but I flinched, afraid of her now. I think for a moment she looked more hurt than I was.

She backed out of the room and I heard her talk to someone on the phone. A little later one of her sisters appeared and untied me and led me out. Mistress was holding herself and rocking back and forth in the living room.

When she looked at me I recoiled, and I think she started to cry. I think she also called herself some unkind things and started getting angry which made me even more scared. Mistress realized what was happening too late and started to apologize but her sister was already taking me out of the house.

Her sister told me that Mistress learned some very bad news about her company today, but she didn’t know what exactly. She then took me to her house for the night and told me that Mistress was just having a hard time and that she really was sorry for what she did.

But sorry wouldn’t make me not afraid of her anymore. I don’t know what I should do. My wounds have almost all completely healed, but my heart still hurts a lot. I trusted her with a lot of things. Now I feel like I can’t trust her at all. But it was just one night, and a lot of things have happened.

If Mistress snapped once, would she again? Should I give her another chance?

>> No.12587976

>>12587968
I stand corrected on the picture thing.

>> No.12587978

>>12587961
What's the matter? Feeling upset? Frustrated? Bullied?

>> No.12587979

>>12587133
Yes! Thank you!

>> No.12587980

>>12587968
You know, these safety awareness ads to keep humans away from Manticores is working very well, I shall make it a point to avoid one whenever I see one now. and not even talk to one.
Hell, I will probably go see my local weapon shop and see what type of ammo works best on them.

>> No.12587981

>>12587973
Give her another chance.

I want to see bitchboy suffer

>> No.12587982

>>12587973
don't take her back, she broke your mind into calling her "mistress". you're a slave to her though, so you probably liked it.

>> No.12587984

>>12587769
>>12587778
Obviously the MC. Though after thinking about it I would yell at him telling him he is the worst human to ever live, this is all his fault, Dietrich is the real hero, all the women are dumb bimbos ect ect. Just to make him feel like a real piece of shit before I kill him.

>> No.12587985

>>12587973
You're already married.

Too late to back out now bitchboy. You were warned, many times. Nobody to blame but yourself for not getting out earlier.

Reap what you sow. You lucky bastard.

>> No.12587986

>>12587969
Yeah but not this pseudo bullying shit.

It's not bullying if there are no tears

>> No.12587987

>>12587978
Shut up nerd!

Bullies can't bully!

>> No.12587988

>>12587970
Apparently now, it's Janna Toar.

>> No.12587989

>>12587986

>Implying a cyclops wouldn't get watery eyes from the lightest form of bullying like the crybaby she is

>> No.12587990

i will summarize the lego anubis story for you now.
"hey anon can we build the iss out of lego?"
"fuck yeah gimme that shit"

>> No.12587992

>>12587973
Is this actual development I see here?

Might as well give her another chance. After all, what's that worst thing that can happen?

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>>12587973
>Should I give her another chance?

>> No.12587993

>>12587987
Who bullies the bullies?

We need to form a elite team of monster girls to bully the bullies

>> No.12587996

>>12587989
I want to bully a cyclops until she starts hiccuping and can't speak correctly.

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>>12587945
Don't you remember when Ken was triggered by this picture?

>> No.12587999

>>12587993

Would bullies be bullied with monstergirl hugs and cuddles in public, embarassing them?

>> No.12588002

>>12587993
>implying the human bullies wouldn't have an even more elite team to bully the other elite team
>implying there wouldn't be an endless cycle of elite bullies

You're getting hanged from the flagpole faggot

>> No.12588003

>>12587997
The first time he brushed it off as a joke. He thought it was shit, and wondered why somebody who would make such a thing even read his stuff.

When the dude did it again with the Familiar, that's when he got pissed.

>> No.12588004

>>12587993
i don't bully but i get in fights with bullies sometimes

>> No.12588006

>>12587997
So tripfag, you're confirmed MGUer?

Side note though, you know what I miss from the old /a/ threads? The paladin guy's face reaction image. Everytime it was posted it had a different pun as the filename.

>I speariously hope you guys don't do this.png

Can someone post it?

>> No.12588008

>>12588002
>bullying arms race
I don't even know anymore.

>> No.12588009

>>12587973
>Should I give her another chance?
Ignoring safe words voids any concept of trust and makes the "dom" just an abusive piece of shit.

People love that though so hey, just don't mix terms anymore.

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>>12587920
Good taste.

>> No.12588016

>>12588006
Ya. I have account there.

>> No.12588019

>>12587973
>Should I give her another chance?
Is there even a continuation if he chooses not to? Not that I'd want one.

>> No.12588023

>>12588016
Well that explains everything.

>> No.12588024

>>12588008
You can think on it when I put your head in a toilet.

>> No.12588027

So uh yeah, what door can handle an Oni try to smash it?

This clothe sniffing thing is getting weird

>> No.12588029

>>12588024
you can regret doing that when give you the biggest black eye you've ever seen.

>> No.12588030

>>12587986
>Performing the ritual of the Book of Apophis on a Grapesnake girl in your class with a group of guys
>Holding her down and spitting on her one by one
>Everyone kicking her with their left foot as hard as they can
>Sticking her with their pencils
>Tying her up with rope
>And ending with throwing poppers at her
>But not before one of the boys takes their pocket knife and slowly makes a shallow cut on her cheek
>You all leave her in the classroom by herself, still tied up, when you finally decide to go home

>> No.12588031

>>12588029
No I won't.

I'll keep it as a trophy

>> No.12588034

>>12587987
>>12587993
>>12588002
Bully la Bully shit going on in this thread.

>> No.12588035

>>12588002
So, how do you bully a ushi-oni tough guy?

And no you can't have nanomachines

>> No.12588037

>>12587997
We need this with baphomet. LOLI
A SHIT!

>> No.12588039

>>12588035
Cybernetics, then. Consistently proven to be better than nanomachines.

>> No.12588040

>>12588035
You jump on her back and light her fluffy part of fire and stick a candle in her hair

>> No.12588041

>>12588027
You're the guy who has an Oni as roommate?

How weird?

>> No.12588044

>>12588037
Crawl back to MGU, faggot.

>> No.12588047

>>12588041
Like coming home and she's staring at pictures while sniffing boxers weird.

I'm scared for my pelvis

>> No.12588048

>>12588030
Truly you're a horrible person.

>> No.12588052

>>12588037
You type like a faggot.

>> No.12588054

>>12588047
Do some kegals to strengthen it then.

On another note, I updated the Bitchboy Screencap. Made variants with and without the spoilered image above.

>> No.12588055

>>12588015
My nigga.

>> No.12588056

>>12588047
Does she say something when you get home?
Her cuddles hurt by now?

>> No.12588057

>>12587562
you actually updated instead of starting something new

the apocalypse must be rolling around

>> No.12588059

>>12587891

He is entirely heterosexual. Reverse rape is nice, but REALLY FUCKING UNLIKELY. It's the instinct of men to want to dominate and conquer.

>> No.12588062

>>12588054
Your kegels are muscles and they have nothing to do with the integrity of your pelvis

>> No.12588063

>>12588048
Imagine if Sam had to go through that in her school days.

>> No.12588064

>>12588056
Nope, she just grabs me and cuddles.

Which are incredibly softer than when she first did them.

Am I gonna die?

>> No.12588066

>>12587973
>Should I give her another chance?
Have Mistress use the shotafication cookie on Slaveboy, and cuddle the fuck out of him.

>> No.12588067

>>12588062
They could help to cushion it though.

Also I'm mocking you.

>> No.12588070

>>12588064
In a way.

You're gonna get married and be tenderly loved.

>> No.12588072

>>12588067
I'm sorry to say, then, that in your attempt to mock me you have just make yourself look stupid.

>> No.12588073

>>12588064
Don't try to run. You'd just end up being tired when the time comes, which in turn might lead to her being disappointed by your performance.

>> No.12588076

>>12588072
That's how these things go.

>> No.12588077

>>12588064
You should try talking to her, then.

>> No.12588079

>>12587854
>hating on femdom
what the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.12588081

>>12587973
Hell fucking no.

>> No.12588083

>>12588077
>>12588073
>>12588070
Well I guess that's better than diein-

Ahp, now she's tearing my door apart.

See you fucks in hell.

>> No.12588086

>>12588044
Make me sissy, I've probably been here longer than you.

>>12588052
You are one.

>> No.12588087

>>12588083
>hell
I guess I can take that as the equivalent of heaven in the MG universe?

>> No.12588088

>>12588083
Report back anon, if you can.

Also, I hope you get to enjoy the sight of a Horny Oni lewdly burying her nose in your crotch. That'd be nice, no?

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>>12588057
What the fuck is the world coming to?

>> No.12588095

>>12588088
Provided she doesn't puke in there , it sounds great, I have never seen a sober Oni

>> No.12588096

>>12588083
Oh well, I wish a jinko came breaking into my room to cuddle.

>> No.12588097

>>12588094
>You will never free Medusa from the wicked Palutena's curse

>> No.12588101

Anon and his Oni girlfriend pass out on the couch after a evening of drinking, he wakes up in the middle of the night, and discovers shes asleep with her head buried in his crotch.

Suddenly anon has a massive boner, as she starts moaning..

BLARF...


It's over Anon, give it up, Oni relationships never work

>> No.12588112

>>12588101
They can use the vomit as lube.

>> No.12588113

I thought Onis didn't barf or puke. Is this a ruse?

>> No.12588117

>>12588094
OK, I just thought of something really creepy about a Medusa, would he 'hair' become involved in the sex?

Or would they just be happy little pets? flicking and licking you?

>> No.12588121

>>12588117
What do you mean by involved in the sex?

>> No.12588122

>>12588117
Would there be that one 'hair snake' that is always tsun to you, you know hisses and stuff'

>> No.12588123

>>12588117
They would feel every thrust.

Even when you cum inside. Hell, they wouldn't hiss at you, they'd cheer you on.

>> No.12588124

>>12588047

If you drank Hathor-Blessed milk daily you wouldn't be scared. Infidel.

>> No.12588127

>>12588117
Like tail pussy, you know, get a BJ from her hair snakes, or a multi snake job

>> No.12588132

>>12588127
Great , now I have this visual of some unsuspecting anon getting a hair job from a Medusa

>> No.12588136

>>12588081
>>12588009
>>12588019
>>12587982
>All these manticore haters

>> No.12588137

>>12588132

>Medusa hairjob
>Getting sucked off by snakes

What

>> No.12588139

>>12587842
I want to curl up with a Holstaurus in one of those and watch a movie until we both fall asleep

>> No.12588141

>>12588030
2 days later you and everyone else are arrested for assault in the first degree

>> No.12588145

>>12587973
Is it time for healing?

>> No.12588146

>>12588139
check the weight limit of the chair first.

I had an accident trying that with my gf once

>> No.12588148

>>12588136
>Ignoring safe words
>Relevant to type of monster
That's not how it works, you little shit.

>> No.12588150

>>12587614

So do I. Too bad most writefags are afraid of going after bigger prey because any MC that could beat an Oni or Dragon would get called a Gary stu. Fucking /a/utists.

>> No.12588153

>>12588141
They don't got any evidence that it was us.
They've got nothing. That bitch is lying.

>> No.12588154

Yeah, Roomate guy back.

How do you get the smell of puke off your shoes

>> No.12588156

>>12588095
Fair enough.
That'd ruin any romantic encounter.

>> No.12588160

>>12588154
What happened?

>> No.12588161

>>12588112
Been reading some ShindoL or Meme50 recently?

>> No.12588162

>>12588154
Lemon juice.

>> No.12588165

>>12588160
After a few deep breaths of crotch she turned her head over and puked into my trash bin, wouldn't be so bad if some didn't get onto my shoes.

>> No.12588167

>>12588165
>Deep breaths of crotch
Well, that must've looked nice, momentarily.

At least she was good enough to move her head before she puked, that's something.

As for your shoes, got a laundry machine? Soak 'em for a while, then toss 'em in the drier. Or just leave 'em out in the sun somewhere to dry.

>> No.12588172

>>12588167
Thank you anon.

I just have to hope she lets me throw em in the washer before fucking me silly

>> No.12588173

>>12588150
>Any MC that could beat an Oni or Dragon would get called a Gary stu
True. Which is why you write them as just putting up a good enough fight to somewhat impress them.

>> No.12588175

>>12588136
She fucking gored him because she had a bad day, he's a chew toy. Are you really that stupid?

>> No.12588176

>>12588165
Yeah, at least she turned to the bin.
What you gonna do now?

>> No.12588179

>>12588176
I'm gonna wait until she passes out, clean my shoes then.
Revenge fuck her ass raw

>> No.12588182

>>12588179
>Pass out
>Revenge fuck her ass
Take pictures of you ravaging her sleeping oni ass, leave them somewhere for her to find, and then see what her reaction is.

>> No.12588184

>>12588030
Later that night, a pair of troublemaking boys decides to explore the school in the dark to find out about the rumors of the ghosts that haunt the school.

At one point, they hear the gentle sobbing of a girl, asking for someone to help her.

The boys both stop in their tracks as they hear what could very well be a ghost luring them to their death.

This actually sounds like the beginning to a good healing story.

>> No.12588185

>>12588179
>fuck her ass raw
Do you hate your dick?

>> No.12588189

>>12588161
I don't know who those are. I think I'm just a terrible person without any external stimulus.

>> No.12588190

>>12588173
> stopping the fight because MUH worthy foe

If we're gonna be using such tropes may as well go full rpg and buff some of these guys. Or use enchanted gear, who cares, the setting certainly allows for it

>> No.12588193

>>12588179
Good luck then.

You can try what >>12588182 said too.

>> No.12588199

>>12588189
Artists who's works vary between vanilla, and so far out there you'll question your sanity when you're done.

>>12588190
>Stopping the fight
>MUH worthy foe
I was actually more imagining the Knight or whatever getting the shit beat out of them by the fight's full conclusion, but leaving enough of a good impression on the Dragon/Oni/Whatever, that rather than kick them out or finish them off or whatever, they keep their defeated foe around as a "Trophy".

>> No.12588204

>>12588153
this is the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard.
YOU FUCKING SPIT ON HER. DNA EVIDENCE. PLUS, IN NEARLY ALL SCHOOLS, THERE ARE CAMERAS IN THE HALLS AND ROOMS.

>> No.12588207

>>12588153
>>12588204
oho, but we're not done yet! we haven't even gotten into criminal motivations! surely, someone who would do such a thing would have done other cruelties in the past, so such an action could be easily traced.

>> No.12588209

>>12588204
That wasn't us. We're being framed here.
She got what was coming.

>> No.12588210

>>12588204

Where the hell did you go to school where there is cameras in halls and rooms?

The only cameras we had was in the front parking lot

>> No.12588211

>>12588204
Stop that.

>> No.12588215

>>12588199
I'd rather he leave a good impression by beating her. Humans are such losers here.

>> No.12588217

>>12588209
"we're being framed, she got what was coming" that's basically a confession right there.
>>12588211
oh, am i ruining your fun with my annoying laws?

>> No.12588218

>>12588210
Also, the only DNA on record is if you've been booked before or brought it for questioning.

Not to mention contamination from being in a fucking classroom.

>> No.12588222

>>12588217
No, the roleplay shit.

>> No.12588229

>>12588222
i'm role playing? i didn't write the story, or the laws. i guess you're to stupid to understand either laws or logic though. and of course roleplaying would mean i would insert myself into the situation at hand, and not just point our rules that would hold fast in any situation, whether i am present or not.

>> No.12588235

>>12588229
Jesus, just stop typing.

>> No.12588236

>>12587792
i would have prefered miia but I approve cheeky spider. What place did miia get?

>> No.12588238

>>12588229
And then no fun was had because Anons were insulting each other.
When all we wanted to do was bully la bully.

>> No.12588239

>>12588235
please, bait harder. i have yet to understand to what magnitude you a faggot.

>> No.12588242

>>12588239
>>12588235

See >>12588238

>> No.12588251

>>12588239
Serious question here: how old are you?

>> No.12588252

Welp, an artist I like had some open commission slots, so I sent a request regarding that Wight-Apophis idea I had.

>> No.12588254

I spend the weekend with a cheshire and I come back to see cancer and bitching. No surprises there honestly. Who the fuck let all the kids in?

>> No.12588258

>>12588252
>that Wight-Apophis idea I had.
Which was?

>> No.12588260

>>12588254
Who knows. Maybe MGU got extra-cancerous and scared some of them off, and they followed the bread-crumbs here, since at least one of their mods likes to go, "We gotta appeal to the 4chan Monster Girl Lovers!"

>> No.12588261

>>12588030
cont

>two days pass of continued harassment to the grapefruit girl
>you and your gang like the feeling of power it gives you, it justifies your thoughts of superiority
>decide to violate her again with your accomplices
>spend a day or two planning, pass the word around
>finally, you are ready to ambush her
>school ends and you corner her with the troop in a third floor classroom
>she practically screams when she sees your face, quivering and sweating
>enter the classroom slowly, sharing a round of laughter with the others
>hear the door close
>say coldly "we had so much fun the last time, we thought we might revisit you again!"
>hear the door reopen
>whut.jpg
>it's the cops and grape's parents
>"you are under arrest for assault in the first degree"
>one quick Miranda rights reading, trial and sentencing and you're left with a 4 year stay at juvenile.

moral of the story: Bully with discretion

>> No.12588262

Alrighty, Some of you may know I have been living in the spirit world for a while now, I have 2 girls a really like but can't decide what one to develop a serious relationship with, 1 is my Favorite fox woman, I wrote about her before on Bloodmoon day, She is a red fox , with a single tail, the other is a white fox with 9 tails..
Yeah I just realized I am a Fox chaser, not by choice though

>> No.12588266

>>12588251
i am many moons older than the most ancient of tees in jpville. my wisdom and eggy farts have educated anons for centuries.

>> No.12588268

>>12588261
Thanks for ruining the fucking fun.

>> No.12588269

>>12588262
breed them and marry the offspring.

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>>12588262
Cut that shit out.

>> No.12588272

>>12588258
Do you know, a while back, the greentext tale of a Homeless Apophis, who died in a snowdrift, alone and cold?

Well, at least a few anons wanted her to have a happy ending. Tough luck for them. But anyway, one such "Solution" for a Good End, was to have her revived by a Lich or some such. That gave me the idea that, if such a thing were to happen, perhaps an Apophis' innate power as at least a Demi-God Tier MG would cause her to revive with powers similar to a Wight, the Top-Tier of Undead.

tl;dr Undead Pale Grapesnake with Wight Aura Claws.

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>>12588268
np.

>> No.12588274

>>12588272
I thought Hathor brought her back to life

>> No.12588279

>>12587618

That's the fun thing about Schwarzewulfen, Herrenvolk can refer to anything or even literally mean Master Race.

As in the same race as the masters of the Werwulfs. Delicious husbandry between young lads and voluptuous wolf women constantly milking them and asking to be comforted as virile seed gets milked into their wanton snatches

>> No.12588282

>>12588260
Yeah, I doubt that, cause everytime that place is brought up it seems people are just screaming at ghosts.

Maybe it's some EMG fans that heard about the anime that's popping in?

>> No.12588283

>>12588137
It would be like one's wrapped around your dick, two other are sucking on your balls, and the Medusa herself is licking and sucking on your tip
meanwhile, if they're long enough, two others are licking your nips. They they would all change to licking up and down your shaft.

And hell, one snake could even deep throat your dick without gagging.

>> No.12588285

What's with all these random assholes trying to start stories and shit?

>> No.12588286

>>12588030
>>12588261

You fucked it up. What the shit was that for?

>> No.12588287

>>12588274
That was at least one other suggestion by an anon who wanted her to have a Good End.

Original author though, would prefer she just stay dead in the snowdrift.

>> No.12588288 [DELETED] 

>>12588273
thegreens approves this message.

>> No.12588289

>>12588261
Would've been better if Anon came and saved the Apophis from bullying.

>> No.12588290

>>12588283
Do you think I may have created a new fetish with the medusa 'hair snakes'

>> No.12588293

>>12588030
You are disgrace to all bullies. You don't do lasting physical damage like a scar on a cheek, you do lifelong physiological and emotional damage

>> No.12588294

>>12587699

What are the writefaggots into it, anyway?

I need to know for reasons.

>> No.12588295

>>12588290
Nah
That's been around for ages.

>> No.12588296

>>12588286
>>12588030
I didn't do it...

>> No.12588297

>>12588289
Would've been better if you fucked off with your no bully shit and let us bullies have fun.

>> No.12588298

>>12588252
Broken things stay broken. I'm going to need to ponder just what type of person goes this far over something like this.

>> No.12588299

>>12588290
Nah, that ain't anything new

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>>12588286
f>>12588297
>>12588286
>>12588261
mgpolice would like to claim this as his doing, with co-operation with thegreens. mgpolice, working to create a better world.

>> No.12588301

>>12588297
Well, jeez...Excuse me.

>> No.12588302

>>12588287
She remains frozen in the snowdrift as time slowly moves onwards and onwards, her frozen corpse let alone for centuries upon centuries until she is found by an expedition team out searching for ancient artifacts !


The modern medicine of the time bring her back to life ,

And NOW she is...

Apopsis in the 28th century

Theme music starts

<She changes the channel>

>> No.12588304 [DELETED] 

>>12588301
you maggot i had not written this.

>> No.12588305

>>12588300
I hope you get hanged from a flagpole for a whole weekend and pegged with frozen eggs

>> No.12588306

>>12588262
The fuck are you on?

>> No.12588309 [DELETED] 

>>12588304
Wait, what?

>> No.12588311 [DELETED] 

>>12588305
do you really think that'll happen to a police officer? feh. i shall arrest you, delinquent.

>> No.12588312

>>12588285
Your new is showing.

>> No.12588314

>>12588298
Oh hey man. And hey, it's not even about reviving your Apophis. It just made me think up the idea, and I'm running with it. I'm going to have the Apophis in the picture wearing a torn, ragged, hobo-hoodie anyway though.

I wonder if that one anon that posted a dozen images screaming, "NUH-UH SHE'S NOT DEAD!" is still hung up on it?

>>12588302
I would watch this shit so hard.

>> No.12588315

>>12588306
The internet, duh

>> No.12588316

>>12588312
No, I mean very recently in thread.

>> No.12588317

>>12588311
Police officers usually don't type like faggots.

>> No.12588319

>>12588314
>I wonder if that one anon that posted a dozen images screaming, "NUH-UH SHE'S NOT DEAD!" is still hung up on it?

I'm not anymore.
Also, I was typing like a faggot in jest. Then again, I know what they say about idiots, good company, etc.

>> No.12588320

>>12588279
More

>> No.12588321 [DELETED] 

>>12588317
i have no time for fancy typing. i am to busy enacting JUSTICE.

>> No.12588323

>>12588321
Well, /ss/ confrimed not dead.

>> No.12588325

>>12588321
Enforcing justice

>> No.12588326

>>12588319
There's a fine line between jest, and actual faggotry.

And you crossed it pretty far that day.

>> No.12588329

>>12588321
Please take off your name and take ten seconds to type normally.

Also go to bed and don't come back

>> No.12588331

>>12588326
My apologies, then.

>> No.12588332

>>12588294
StraightestShota for one. Bollocks maybe.

>> No.12588333

>>12588316
Every thread in /jp/ has had story time. Most on /a/ as well. I don't understand your complaint.

>> No.12588334

>>12588317
Why are you replying to him?

Just report and ignore him.

>> No.12588335 [DELETED] 

>>12588325
>>12588329
ENACTING JUSTICE!
ENFORCING JUSTICE!
ENACTING THE ENFORCEMENT OF JUSTICE!
ENFORCING THE ENACTMENT OF JUSTICE!
FAGGOT TYPING!
ALL IS DONE BY I, MGPOLICE, DEFENDER OF THE INNOCENT! I SHALL NEVER REST UNTIL THE WORLD HAS BEEN CLEANSED BY MY LIGHT!

>> No.12588336

>>12588333
Okay, let me re-iterate with shitty story time. Like the couple that sparked the current conflagration.

>> No.12588338

Report and ignore the toleplaying namefags please.

>> No.12588341

>>12588336
This all started because one anon said they'd be arrested. And then another anon wrote a greentext one it.

Me? I was just busy doing the Pharaoh's will.

>> No.12588343 [DELETED] 

>>12588341
FROM JAAAAILLLL

>> No.12588344

>>12588314
I see, to be honest I'm curious about her ascending to Wighthood. Maybe write a bit about her unlife. The idea of an Apophis who can manipulate souls sounds terrifying though.

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12588349

>We will never be free from Shitposters

Let's distract ourselves, shall we? What is your opinion on Big Meaty Paws/Claws? I like them, they seem nice, perfect for cuddling.

>> No.12588352 [DELETED] 

>>12588349
BIG, MEATY CLAWS ARE PERFECT FOR ENACTING JUUUUUSTIIICE

>> No.12588353

>>12588349
They're pretty good for cuddling, sure.
But the best cuddlers are still lamias by far.

>> No.12588355

>>12588349
I prefer them to be only somewhat larger than the human hand.

>> No.12588356

>>12588349
Too big.

>> No.12588357

>>12588349
Since jinkos are my favourite, big meaty paws are perfect for me.

>> No.12588359

>>12588353
nein. foxes are best. lamina cannot cuddle. they can do something else, but they cannot cuddle.

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12588361

>>12588349
Meaty, fluffy paws + tailpussy is the best combination.

>> No.12588364

>>12588353
How about a Lamia with Big Meaty Claws? Like a Wurm?

Winged Lamia with Big Meaty Claws. Why haven't we got one of these yet?

>> No.12588366

>>12588344
Eh, maybe. Maybe.
Image first though.

>> No.12588367
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12588367

>>12588355
>tfw you do pic related with your big paw-wielding girlfriend

>> No.12588368

>>12588361
Meaty, fluffy paws + tailpussy + not a sadistic fuck as a girlfriend is the best combination

>> No.12588369

>>12588361
Bitchboy pls

>> No.12588371

>>12588361
Is bitchboy still crying in a corner?

>> No.12588372

>>12588359
Of course lamias can cuddle, wrapping around you, putting their arms around you and their head into your chest.

>> No.12588373

>>12588369
it's fine if they treat each other good. no problems with your girl being dom if you're fine with it.

>> No.12588374

>>12588372
it's not the same type of cuddle, it's something else

>> No.12588376

>>12588374
Not the same type, but cuddling nonetheless.

>> No.12588377

>>12588367
drawfags. pls.

>> No.12588378

>>12587973
She's your wife. I'd give it another shot.

I'm curious what got her all riled up for to do such a thing.

Just watch out for more unicorn blood.

>> No.12588379

>>12588373
She clawed into his shoulder all the way to the bone.

Fuck her

>> No.12588380

>>12588336
I wasn't paying attention to the bullying story, something wrong with it? As for this screaming retard, I blame kamenfaggot.

>> No.12588381

>>12587973
>Should I give her another chance?
Yes Anon. Take the opportunity we'll never have

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12588384

>>12587925
This gets me rock-hard.

>> No.12588386

>>12588353
Eh, I'd say a Yeti cuddles are the best cuddles the universe has ever seen

>> No.12588387

>>12588332

I'm not an ss writer at all fuck you anon.

>> No.12588388

>>12588376
we must create a new word for it. the difference is like that of american English and British English.

>> No.12588391

>>12588378
>>12588379
Something about the business she's involved with going under or something that caused her to fly off the handle when she got drunk off her ass.

>> No.12588393

>>12588384
it's guro you fuck

>> No.12588394

>>12588387
I still like your stuff, faggot.

>> No.12588397

>>12588391
She gave him unicorn blood, knowing full well what it would do and what she could do to him.

Bitch needs to be purged

>> No.12588398

>>12587980
I took the liberty of checking up on that information as well.

Most ammo will just irritate or piss one off, at least a caliber a citizen can get.

I was recommended to avoid manticores entirely or otherwise try not to cry too hard if I do get raped. Otherwise try and enjoy the ride.

>> No.12588406 [DELETED] 

>>12588397
BITCHBOY'S GIRLFRIEND WILL BE FACING TRIAL SHORTLY. /JP WILL SERVE AS THE JURY.
>>12588398 MY BULLETS ARE MADE OF PURE JUSTICE AND CAN WREK ANY FOOL WHO STANDS IN MY WAY

>> No.12588408

I'm starting to think bitch boy is bob.

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12588410

>>12588393
This gets me rock-hard.

>> No.12588412 [DELETED] 

>>12588410
this gets me hard rock.

>> No.12588413

>>12588394

You're not allowed

>>12588361

>Tailpussy

Pls go and stay go.

>> No.12588416

>>12588397
She was already drunk out of her senses by that point though.

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12588418

You wouldn't fuck a fish, would you?

>> No.12588419

>>12588416
Bitchboy stop defending the shitty mistress.

Go find a loving succubutt, they're so much nicer

>> No.12588420

>>12588361
>big meaty paws
>tailpussy

This guy gets it.

>> No.12588425

>>12588353

Seconding this: >>12588386

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12588429

Damn, I haven't been around since the threads on /a/. So this is where you were banished? How is it here, and why are lamias still the best monsters?

>> No.12588430

>>12588418
>Not /ss/ing it

http://i.imgur.com/VrzYSfq.jpg

>> No.12588431

>>12588386
>>12588425
Then...we can agree that lamias are the second best cuddlers.
Right?

>> No.12588432

>>12588429
It's been fine here and fuck that.

Oni a best for drunk cuddles and crotch sniffing.

>> No.12588433

>>12588418
> hipster Ruto

Damn you.

>>12588416

And that makes it okay? Fuck her, I hope he dumps her and settles down with a nice Weresheep.

>> No.12588434

>>12588429
Because you can fuck her in public in her tail coils and nobody would know?

Also, are you really this late?

>> No.12588435

>>12588418
I'd fuck that fish.

>>12588419
I am not bitchboy, but I have chronicled his tales, and will defend his right to be abused by the Mistress of his wishes.

>> No.12588436

>>12588434
Yes. Shit happens son.

>> No.12588437

>>12588429
It's great here. Shitposting is minimal, we have a good flow of OC and discussion and the janitor comes by often and deletes shitposts.

>> No.12588438

>>12588437
Janna is best janitor.

>> No.12588439

>>12588432
But did you fucked her raw in the ass?

>> No.12588441

>>12588439
Yes.
I put the pictures on every social media account she has.
Her parents now know I fucked their daughter in the ass

>> No.12588443

>>12588429
It still amazes me that we get new people from the old days in here every now and then. I'll say what I always say, lurk for a thread or two so you can see all the changes that have happened.

>> No.12588444

>>12588441

Did you really have to post the pictures online? That sounds a bit too cruel.

>> No.12588446

>>12588444
Puke on my shoes.

She deserved what she got.

>> No.12588447

>>12588441
And this is how you commit suicide.

>> No.12588448

>>12588437
>>12588438

Janna is the Kikimora we all need.

>> No.12588449

>>12588429
Where the fuck are all you coming from? As long as you plan on staying, know the threads here last days, we only have 300 images per thread, so don't waste them on reaction images and other non monster shit. Threads also die slow, but no making new ones until the current one dies, ever. Don't antagonize the natives, bob is still shit. Negawalker is bob 2.0 now. Oh, delete reactions images and the like within 15 minutes of posting. Have fun.

>> No.12588450

>>12588441
Now what? Is she sleeping yet?

Don't tell me she actually loved it.

>> No.12588452

>>12588030
Dude...

>> No.12588453

>>12588302


Commander Apopsis, We need your help! The Lamias are going nuts over their colony being over run by the Wyverns, and if we aren't careful, this could start an all out war!

Well, Sargent , lets go see if we can Scale our way over and perhaps WING our way to finding a solution ......

She visibly winces and changes the channel>

>> No.12588455

>>12588441
Oh my.

Do you intend to take responsibility for this when she wakes up, anon?

>> No.12588456

>>12588450
She was asleep
She made lots of lewd noises
My name was among them

>> No.12588457

>>12588449
Anon, its okay to let go of bob.

We're in /jp/ now. He can't hurt us anymore.

>> No.12588458

>>12588438
>>12588437

What would be her full name/title? Janna Janet, The Jaded Janitor?

>> No.12588461

>>12588458
Janna Toar?
Hmm...
That's stupid.

>> No.12588462

>>12588458
Janna the kikimura maid

Janna Toor was suggested

>> No.12588463

>>12588455
Yes.

>> No.12588464

>>12588462
Janna Letour ??

>> No.12588466

>>12588456
She loves you then. Feel free to fuck her as much as you want.

Congratulations for you new waifu.

>> No.12588467

>>12588462
>>12588464

How fucking new are you people? It's been Janet since we got exiled here.

>> No.12588468

>>12588464
Janet isn't French.

Janet in a french maid outfit when?

>> No.12588469

>>12588464
Jenna Letour.
Sounds french.. I like it.

>> No.12588471

>>12588457
Uh, he still posts here you know. He followed us.

>> No.12588472

>>12588466
I don't think she'll love me very much when she checks her twitter.

>> No.12588474

>>12588430
>Young Link and old Ruto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APH1LIJaq7A

>> No.12588477

>>12588456
>>12588463
Very good then. Congrats!

>> No.12588478

>>12588477
I may have also in my haze of lust uh.

branded her

>> No.12588479

>>12588438
>>12588448
>>12588458
>>12588461
>>12588462
>>12588464
>>12588467
>>12588468
>>12588469
>Janitor worship

Let's not, that's really autistic.

>> No.12588481

>>12587621
I missed you bro.

>> No.12588483

Never saw a OOT speed run before?

>> No.12588484

>>12588479
Janet's been a thing for weeks now. Where the fuck have you been?

>> No.12588485

>>12588472
Well, you're taking responsibility. Just wait and see what happens, good luck.

>> No.12588488

>>12588483
Aimed at that
>>12588474

>> No.12588489

>>12588458
It's Janet Ohr.

>>12588479
>Linking every post
>Feeling the need to comment at all
Maximum autism.

>> No.12588490

>>12588478
Oh? How? Where? With what?

>> No.12588491

>>12588478
Guess what she's gonna do for revenge. I'll give you a hint, an eye for an eye.

>> No.12588492

>>12588479

It's not worship. It's just the old, "Janet saves the thread again." Which actually happens quite a bit.

And not calling it Janet is like calling Bob, Roberto.

>> No.12588493

>>12588489
>>12588458

I say >>12588469

>> No.12588494

>>12588490
I have a personal brander to burn into people if they try breaking in, I used it on her ass while I was plowing her.
I'm actually serious I have a personal brander

>> No.12588495

>>12588494
What's it look like?
Also, somebody really should be screencapping this whole Oni Roommate thing. It's great.

>> No.12588499

>>12588495
You know those things they use for branding cows?

Yeah I had one made for me.

>> No.12588501

>>12588499
Yeah, I figured, but does it say or have any particular shape it brands into...whatever you're branding? (Her ass in this case)

>> No.12588502

>>12588491
Stop. Right. There.

>> No.12588504

>>12588502
Criminal.
Scum.

>> No.12588505

>>12588410
>>12588393
>>12588384
>>12587960
>>12587925
hot indeed http://i.imgur.com/RJePWkk.png

>> No.12588506

>>12588501
Not anything special, just "I am my name here's bitch"

>> No.12588507

>>12588506
Fitting enough.

One last question about it then.
What kinda sound did she make when you burnt her ass?

>> No.12588511

>>12588506
>>12588502
An. Eye. For. An. Eye.

>> No.12588513

>>12588505
>Not posting superior version

http://imgur.com/z0wTARW

>> No.12588515

>>12587925
>context

The artist got drunk one night in particular.

>> No.12588519

>>12588507
You know that sound someone makes when getting a shot?
It started like that then was followed by a short moan

>> No.12588520

>>12588513
heh, i can't believe anyone kept that.
you the original requester?

>> No.12588521

I am going to keep calling her 'janna'

>> No.12588522

>>12588520
I think I was, yes.

>> No.12588523 [DELETED] 

>>12588452
THIS PROBLEM HAS ALREADY BEEN ADDRESSED. MOVE ALONG CITIZEN, MOVE ALONG.

>> No.12588524

>>12588521
>Not Jenna LeTour
It's french, anon.
Je l'adore. <3

>> No.12588525

>>12588519
Fantastic.
Well, g'luck when she wakes up.

>> No.12588526

>>12588521
>>12588524
You can call her whatever you want but her name is Janet.

>> No.12588527

>>12588525
Thank you anon.

I'll be back later tomorrow afternoon to share my morning.

>> No.12588529

>>12588526
>>12588524
>>12588521
>And then the Janitor wars started
Uh-oh.

>> No.12588532

>>12588526
>Not wanting a french kikimora maid
But...B-But...

>> No.12588534

>>12588527
Alright then.
I forget, is this the first thread you started doing this in, or was it a previous one? Want to know so I can screencap it.

>> No.12588537

>>12588532
Should have been here when we first thought up the idea then.

>> No.12588538

>>12588534
I tested the waters a few threads ago.

Don't worry on it.

>> No.12588543

Alright! Artist took my request for the Apophis-Wight.

Will post it here (Or next thread, more likely. We're past image limit, and on page 9) when it's done.

>> No.12588545

>>12588529
mfw Janet is shlicking to this with Mero by her side. The room smells like cotton and strawberries.

>> No.12588546

>>12588543
>Will post it here when it's done.
Christ, is he really THAT fast?

>> No.12588550

>>12588543
Who was it? Link? I want to ask a request of this person.

>> No.12588551

>>12588546
Well, no, though he did say he'd get started as soon as payment was sent. Dunno whether I believe that or not, but either way it'll probably take a day or two at least.

So yeah, definitely next thread.

>> No.12588553

>>12588550
http://maniacpaint.deviantart.com/journal/Commissions-OPEN-OPEN-OPEN-488323077

>> No.12588564

>>12588553
>dA
Oh, nevermind. Ask him for a Kikomura in full plate mail for me sometime?

>> No.12588566

>>12588545
You know what? Mero and Lilith.

>> No.12588569

>>12588564
I'm not made of money anon.

>> No.12588578

>>12588484
Hoping it'd go away.

>>12588489
Got me mate. :^)

>>12588492
Giving the janitor a whole monster girl persona is.

I know I sound like 'No Fun Allowed' but come on guys.

>> No.12588589

>>12588578

>No Fun Allowed

>> No.12588602

>>12588551
>Dunno whether I believe that or not
No backlog and respecting clients does that.

>> No.12588608

>>12588553

Positive: He's better than .Less

Negative: He's just as stupid. I linked him a reference sheet and he asked which character to draw despite me explaining it was an OC.

>> No.12588615

>>12588608
>better than .less

How so exactly? Genuinely curious.

>> No.12588619

>>12588608
for all the shit we give .less for futas and such we all should admit that is is a talented artist

>> No.12588624

>>12588619
>for all the shit we give .less for futas and such we all should admit that he's stuck with us as the sole drawfag on /mgg/ for some time after the move

FTFY
Although I'm leaning on the fence on the talented artist thing.

>> No.12588626

>>12588619
People suck his cat boy dick plenty without needing everyone to go full dA hugbox because he "can" draw.

>> No.12588634

>>12587638
A little late but I'm glad you did the Salamander first, thank you very much.

>> No.12588635

>>12588626
i don't know what' you're getting at but if you feel you are a more competent artist then have at it.

>> No.12588638

>>12588615

He can draw fingers.

>> No.12588641

>>12588635
>i don't know what' you're getting at
>but
No, anon, there is no but if you don't understand. Nor is the stupid "Why don't you do better!" argument valid.

>> No.12588642

>>12588626
>catboy

WHAT?

>> No.12588647

>>12588641
it is valid. complaining about a problem without proposing a solution is called whining. are you a whiner anon? you don't have to be a genius to know that .less can draw well, and you don't have to be a genius to find a better artist. if you hate him for his dickgirls, alright. but at least take the time to propose a better candidate, or do something yourself.

>> No.12588653

>>12588647
>you don't have to be a genius to know that .less can draw well

Fuck off Bob/Aftyn. Keep your shitty circlejerk to IRC.

>> No.12588657

>>12588647
>complaining about a problem
Please point out where this was.

>> No.12588661

>>12588653
Not that guy, but you don't have to be Bob either to like .less's stuff. Futa and guro notwithstanding.

>> No.12588662

>>12588653
okay now you're just baiting.

>> No.12588666

>>12588653
>>12588626
Keep the IRC bullshit in the IRC please.

>> No.12588667

>>12588657
"People suck his cat boy dick plenty without needing everyone to go full dA hugbox because he "can" draw."
you stupid git.

>> No.12588672

Requesting .Less as an alp while his rampant whiteknights protect him from big mean old 4chan and triggers.

>> No.12588673

>>12588667
Explain the complaint. That's a statement.

>> No.12588680

>>12588673
>>12588672
i'm fairly certain that
A) these two are the same person and
B) are just looking to fight about something because they have daddy issues. i won't give you any more of my time.

>> No.12588691

>>12588680
>Samefag within 12 seconds
>Can't hold the conversation so better resort to insults
Really? That's it? Thanks for the quality input. At least when it's anonymous you don't have to care about how stupid it was.

>> No.12588695

>>12588666
Thank you saten for being the voice of reason. When will you darken the world with more succubi and monster girls?

>> No.12588699

I'd post Hathor to try and calm this shitpostin', but we've hit image limit, so I'll have to wait till next thread.

>> No.12588703

>>12588653
Are you saying less can't draw well or something?

I'm not sure why you're all complaining about less. He does quite a few requests, which makes me think that a lot of the bitching is because he's not doing everyone's requests.

>> No.12588704

>Be stereotypical Human bully at high school.
>Wait outside classroom for a particular girl.
>Bell rings.
>Students pour/slither/fly or walk out of their classrooms.
>There she is.
>A shortstack P'Orc girl, no taller than 5 feet.
>You grab her from the bottom of a stairwell as she walks past you.
>"Hey Porky, where do you think you're goin'?"
>"T-T-To the c-cafeteria..."
>"Not without paying the bacon tax Porky."
>You pull up her shirt and start slapping her belly.
>She squeals as her chubby, yet not fat, body ripples with each hand strike.
>You laugh and slip your other hand under her shirt and give one of her massive breasts a squeeze.
>"H-hey s-s-stop that~"
>"What ever you say Porky."
>You move her so she faces the direction of the cafeteria, then give her a last, firm slap on her P'Orc rump. Sending her staggering as she squeals and rubs her rear.
>Yeah, being a dick is great, you think to yourself as you adjust your letterman jacket and walk away.

>> No.12588705

>>12588699
You're at least trying to help.
Praise Hathor and her kin.

>> No.12588706 [DELETED] 

>>12588691
quiet denizen. or you will be arrested for public obstruction.

>> No.12588709

hey guise can i write a story pls
>be human in mg highschool
>get picked on by dragon bully
>beat her till her brains start drooling out of her ears

it was a very good day

>> No.12588715

>>12588704
This is sexual harassment.
And it's wonderful. Should rape Porky in the toilet after school.

>> No.12588717

What if you became a bully for the purpose of protecting other humans, and weaker monstergirls from the stronger/more violent ones?

>> No.12588718

>>12588717
You mean, being a Dark Knight?

>> No.12588721

>>12588717
You became the bully because the stronger MGs bullied you and the others.

No anon. You are the monster.

>> No.12588722

>>12588705
I want to make some kin with her.

>> No.12588724

>>12588706
You might want to arrest the drunken hobo that staggers out of nowhere, starts claiming people are complaining about things they don't understand before shitting themselves and falling asleep. Kind of a scene.

>> No.12588727

>>12588704
> not sproinking her tail and hooking her nose while riding on her back

You call this bullying?

>> No.12588728

>>12588718
WHERE IS HE
WHERE'S THE SHOTA

>> No.12588730

>>12588724
ah, the one who raped Charon-chan? he was taken care of weeks ago.

>> No.12588734

>>12588717
that's not bullying, that's called defending yourself.

>> No.12588739

>>12588728
>He appears from the dark veil of the ceiling
>Hand-holds the fuck of the girls one by one
>They all fall over, their legs and womanhoods trembling at such assertiveness
>Then leaving from out of the weak Oomukade's sight, vanishing without a trace
>She wonders who this mysterious man who saved her truly is

>> No.12588741

>>12588715
Bent over toilet while calling her names? Bitch. Porker. Bacon fat. Larda.

Yes.

>> No.12588746 [DELETED] 

>>12588741
>>12588727
>>12588704
DIDN'T WE ALREADY ADDRESS THIS YOU MAGGOTS?

>> No.12588749

>>12588746
Go get turned into an alp, fucking pig.

>> No.12588750

>>12588741
Smacking her thick bacon ass while reaming her from behind, forcing her to oink between her moans! And she can't help but fuckin' love it, because the bullying's the only emotional contact she gets.

>> No.12588758

>>12588750

>forcing her to oink between her moans

Regardless of how many times I imagine this, it always sounds stupid and ridiculous.

>> No.12588761

>>12588758
I know. But isn't that half the fun?

>> No.12588762 [DELETED] 

>>12588749
anonamos was arrested shortly after this statement was made.

>> No.12588763

>>12588746
No idea what you're talking about.

>> No.12588766

>>12588746
>>12588749
>>12588762

the fuck are you people doing

>> No.12588767

>Drawfags try to draw things
>Angry horde drives them out
>Everyone pouts and bitches about why less is the only drawfag

>> No.12588770

I don't know if I can handle all this bullying. I take these things too seriously for my own good.

>> No.12588772

>>12588704
>Walk home from school the same day, splitting up from the rest of your bully friends as you each go your separate ways.
>Cut through the same alleyway to get home quicker.
>A figure's standing in it with their arms crossed leaning against a wall.
>"Hear you've been messin' with my lil' sister."
>The figure moves to reveal itself.
>It's a P'Orc girl, she's a giant, around 7 feet tall with a darker shade of pink skin, she even has some tusks.
>"Ya like bullyin' P'Orc girls huh?"
>She towers over you.
>Don't say anything, just quickly try to dart past her.
>She lashes out and grabs the back of your jacket. Fuck, how is she so fast for such a fat P'Orker?
>She yanks you back, before pressing you up against a wall. You feel your face pressed up against the rough bricks. While a meaty hand is shoved down your pants.
>"Squeal for me."
>"W-what?" You struggle to say, as she squeezes your member.
>"Squeal like a pig boy."
>She squeezes harder. Making you flinch.
>"W-Weeehhhh.."
>"Louder boy! Give me a good long squeal."
>She leans into you, almost crushing you against the wall with her titanic breasts.
>"WEEEEHHHHHHH!"
>"That's a good boy, next day you gonna start dating my lil' sister and treat her real nice. Or else me and my friends are gonna pay you a visit when your parents aren't home, take you on a trip to 'pig shed' and give you a good long P'Orkin'"
>She releases you and you slump to the ground, while she stomps off giving a heart laugh.
>Man, this whomps.

>> No.12588774

What happened to that Hathor initiate holstaurus and the guardian dude?

>> No.12588777 [DELETED] 

>>12588766
SAAAAVING THE WOOOORLD

>> No.12588778

>>12588772
>Whomps
Oh you did NOT!
No. Nuh-uh. Nhm, no. Nope. No. HELL no.
Don't go near mah childhood like dat.

>> No.12588779

>>12588767
That's what I'm saying though.

>> No.12588781 [DELETED] 

>>12588772
miss, i appreciate your assistance but please let trained officers handle this

>> No.12588783

>>12588772
Fucks sake.

I hate this shit, I just want a fucking bullying story where this bully reversal garbage doesn't happen.

Fuck off.

>> No.12588785

>>12588772
You had to remind me.

>> No.12588788

>>12588772
Oh you have her ass now. P'Orks respond to strength, I don't care if you have to drug her.

>> No.12588791 [DELETED] 

>>12588783
NOT ALLOWED IN MY TOWN BOY.

>> No.12588792

>>12588783
>Getting angry over little shit like bully reversal
>In a thread about loving monster girls
You have forgotten where you are.

>> No.12588798

>>12588788
Godamnit.

*to wreck

>> No.12588805

>>12588792
I don't care about bully reversal as a whole.

But when every fucking time it's a bully story It's reversal shit, pisses me off. You want bully reversal fine but stop putting it in every fucking story.

I just want monster girls to know how it feels to be treated like humans.

>> No.12588806 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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12588806

Have you prayed to your goddesses today?

>> No.12588810

>>12588806
>not posting the finished picture
For the love of Hathor, anon.

>> No.12588812 [DELETED] 

>>12588805
ALL SPECIES ARE TREATED AS EQUALS IN MY TREAD.

>> No.12588813

>>12588783
So write it, greentexts are a quick and dirty thing. Easy.

>> No.12588815 [DELETED] 

>>12588806
can you name them all?

>> No.12588817

>>12588813
He's probably the same guy who keeps asking people to write about Anya.

>> No.12588820

>>12588778
But anon, it kind of does whomp.

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12588826

Be sure to praise Hathor and her kin until the end of the thread, boys.

>> No.12588827

>>12588813
I wish I could, but my writing would probably be so fucking garbage that anyone that thinks like me will just roll their eyes.

I'd rather just sit here and seethe to myself than ruin something for everyone else who likes the same thing as me

>> No.12588828

>>12588812
Fuck off autismo.

>> No.12588829

>>12588820
ERR-ERRGH!

>> No.12588840

>>12588826
How would that tri-attack paizuri be like?

>> No.12588842

>>12588840
Godly?

>> No.12588844

>>12588840
>>12588842
Fuck. Beat me too it.

>> No.12588845

>>12588826
Poor mortals, always getting swept up in the petty disputes of Gods.

>> No.12588847

>>12588826
can you name them all?

>> No.12588848

>>12588844
One could also call it Divine or Deific.

>> No.12588849

>>12588847
>name them all
All of who?

>> No.12588853

>>12588849
de ghads

>> No.12588856

>>12588847
This question can't be as retarded as I think it is, can it?

>> No.12588859

>>12588826
I only pray to lolis
Cowtits a shit

>> No.12588862

>>12588859
Do loli MGs have a god?

>> No.12588865

>>12588853
There's Hathor, Ra and Amaterasu.
Then there's Pharaoh, Apophis, Ryu, Quetz, Wurm, Dragon, Undine, Sylph, Gnome, and Ignis.

>> No.12588866

It's time again for that most important question anons.

Would you let a Jabberwock snicker-snack on your Vorpal Sword?

>> No.12588869

>>12588866
Yes.
Especially if she was a dandere romantic.

>> No.12588872

>>12588865
>Forgetting Luna and Dryad
Some Mana hero you are.

>> No.12588874

>>12588865
>Ryu dressed like an Egyption
oh my god

>> No.12588875

Three thousand postarinos

>> No.12588876

>>12588872
>Forgetting Lumen and Shade
Some Mana hero YOU are, nigga.

>> No.12588877

>>12588862
Baphomet, but she's more a Demi-God in terms of power, and her role is less of worship, and more of a high-ranked Bureaucrat.

>> No.12588879

>>12588866
Of course, she can do whatever she pleases to me, Jabberwocks a best.

>> No.12588881

>>12588876
I didn't forget them, I just don't use them because Lumen has only one good skill and it costs a lot of MP.

>> No.12588883

>>12588859
>>12588862
They have mindbreak baphomet. Don't worry anon, we'll get you help and cure your soul.

>> No.12588886

>>12588866
What the hell is snicker-snack?

>> No.12588890

>>12588865
You forgot Anon, The Faceless God.

>> No.12588892

>>12588886
Read "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carol. It's just an onomatopoeia.

>> No.12588895

>>12588886
Originally, the sound the Vorpal Sword made when slicing the Jabberwock's head off in the poem.

Here, a euphemism for her sucking on your dick.

>> No.12588898

>>12588876
>>12588881
Imagine how powerful you'd be with 8 Mana spirits, compared to 4.

>> No.12588899

>>12588877
>demigod

She's a monster, pure and simple.

>> No.12588900

>>12588898
I can imagine how much monster girls would be lusting after your mana-ridden dick with 8 spirits under your command, yes.

>> No.12588902

>>12588877
>in terms of power
And I bet she'd lose to a Dragon that's past puberty, or a mentally challenged Hero.

>> No.12588905

>Find a neat Monster Girl artist
>"Hey, I like his art, it's neat!"
>Click the link to his twitter
>Last few tweets are about him planning on committing suicide
>They were a few days ago

O-Ok...

>> No.12588908

>>12588900
>Using Octuple Giga
>With your short sword

>> No.12588909

>>12588890
> not the god with a billion faces

>> No.12588911

>>12588908
>On your lamia waifu
>Her scales glow ll the colors of the rainbow as she orgasms
Hoo, boy.

>> No.12588912

>>12588905
Which artist would that be?

>> No.12588913

>>12588899
I said "In terms of Power".
>>12588902
They're stated to be equal in physical power to a dragon, and would likely whip a dragon any day of the week if they freely used their magic on top of said strength.

>> No.12588917

>>12588912
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=319655

This guy

>> No.12588919

>>12588913
Hence why I said
>Dragon that's past puberty
You expect a Dragon that's over 5,000 years old to lose to a fucking loli goat girl?

>> No.12588922

>>12588919
>loli goat girl
>dragon that's over 5,000 years old

Anon, that loli girl is probably over 10,000 years old herself.

>> No.12588921

>>12588917
>The guy who did art of Hachisame
Uh oh.

>> No.12588924

>>12588919
Reminder that Baphomets, and all their adherents, are immortal lolis. While I cannot guess the average lifespan of a dragon, they would likely equal or exceed it.

Do not judge a book by it's cover.

>> No.12588926

>>12588917
So he's sleeping with the fishes now? What a shame.

>> No.12588928

>>12588826
Hathor / Ra / Ammy

>> No.12588929

>>12588913
And you'd be wrong. Demigods are not things to take lightly. But I realize this is power level bullshit so fuck this, I'm out.

>> No.12588932

>>12588865
How can you forget the Lego Goddess Anubis?

>> No.12588936

>>12588932
I...can't...explain myself.
I don't have to explan myself.

>> No.12588938

>>12588924
Do they even get stronger with age? Or is their power just static? Fucking KC.
>Here's a Dragon girl
>She's awesome, beautiful, and pretty cool
>But she's still weaker than this loli with a scythe

>> No.12588940

>>12588924
> immortal

They don't get any older, physically, but they do die.

>> No.12588942

>>12588938
Strength is not a simple matter of age, but of experience.

Whether a dragon or a baphomet, if they spend their eons doing nothing but laying about on a pile of gold, or in some pedo-grotto, then of course they're going to be weaker than the ones that spend their days out actively pillaging towns and castles, or studying and improving their spellcraft.

>> No.12588944

>>12588772
>>"Squeal for me."
>>"W-what?" You struggle to say, as she squeezes your member.
>>"Squeal like a pig boy."

Boner status: achieved.

>> No.12588945

>>12588940
Sure they can be killed, but they don't just die.

>> No.12588948

Dragons go through 4 stages in life
Draco: young dragons, use basic magics , essentially child
Drake: basically teenagers
Dragon : Adult
Imperial Dragon, MILF!

>> No.12588952

>>12588948
Dragons are natural magic users, and their spellcraft improves with age (in the realms that use magic)

>> No.12588954

>>12588942
The most powerful dragons are the ones who sat on their asses for eons eating ice cream and sleeping. Why do you think the oldest of them are universally feared, despite the fact that they're practically in a coma?

>> No.12588955

>>12588945
[citation needed]

>> No.12588956

Hmm, so I decided to type "Pharaoh" and "Anubis" into the Wu-Tang Name Generator.

Pharaoh's Wu-Tang name is: Vulgar Warrior
Anubis' Wu-Tang name is: Respected Watcher

>> No.12588962

>>12588944
>you will never be a P'orc's pig boy

I think Bitchboy's subbiness is rubbing off on me.

>> No.12588965

>>12588956
>Girtablilu
>Fearless Lover

>Wyvern
>Annoyin’ Wanderer

>> No.12588966

>>12588955
Common fucking sense. Death is the natural result of the body's cellular structure degrading over time. We age as cells break down, and stop being replaced by new ones.

Therefore someone with Eternal Youth will not simply drop dead after a set period of time, because their bodies are still perfectly functional. Young.

>> No.12588967

>>12588966
B-But when you kill things it means to make them die.

>> No.12588968

>>12588965

Ha, these names could actually make for some interesting personality types.

>> No.12588969

>>12588966
Basically they cant be killed by old age, or waiting.
Poison, ripping out their spinal cord and strangling them with it, decapitation, destroying their heart, ect can still kill them.

>> No.12588970

>>12588956
>Apophis
>Mad Destroyer
Yeah, that sounds about right.

>> No.12588974

>>12588966
[citation NEEDED]

>> No.12588975

>>12588917
I read that shit.
That's dark, man.

>> No.12588979

>>12588968
Girtablilu is an open and affectionate lover? Like the kind that will cuddle you in public, at work, in a pizza joint, and in your shower?

While the Wyvern is just plain annoying?

>>12588954
>Dragons powerful enough to beat the monster lord two times over exist
>They're too busy sleeping to do anything

>> No.12588981

>>12588970

>Wurm
>Annoyin' Dreamer

It's like they know these characters.

>> No.12588987

>>12588969
Yes, as I said, they can be killed, but they will not simply 'die' on their own.

>>12588967
Don't start.
>>12588974
You shut up.

>> No.12588989

>>12588966
>Common sense
Anon you seem to forget. This is KCland, there is no common sense.

>> No.12588991

>>12588966
Eternal youth is exactly that. Eternal youth. Truama can still kill someone like that, unless they have ushi tier healing factor.

With an adamantium anodized skeleton.

>> No.12588992

>>12588956
Cheshire cat: Unlucky Warrior.


I can see this being rather amusing

>> No.12588997

>>12588989
In KC land lolis with scythes are stronger than Dragons, you'll turn into an Alp if your mana is thrown out of whack, there are fruits that are shaped like dicks and squirt juice everywhere, and Women all become sluts and abandon the personalities you fell for after fucking them.

>> No.12589000

>>12588992

>Yeti
>Scratchin' Artist

Well with those big-ass hands, sure.

>> No.12589005

>>12588987
Wrong. A monster with a husband feeds on his SE and showers him with DE to extend his lifespan via incubization. Incubi still die, and if sabbath adherents don't die of old age as you say, they"ll still die when they no longer have a husband to feed on, since they become hooked on his SE. You're talking bullshit and you know it.

>> No.12589012

>>12589005
You're the one talking bullshit.

For one thing, it's long been established that Monsters do not NEED their husband's mana to survive. It is simply the most delicious, nutritious thing possible for them.

And then, even if they did, in fact, NEED it to continue living, it's implicitly mentioned that the nature of monster mana will extend an incubus' life to be equal to that of his wife. As a Sabbath Lolis do not die of natural causes, neither would their husbands.

>> No.12589016

>>12589005
>>12589012
Really all this comes down to, like with most arguments, is KC's horrible world building.

>> No.12589020

>>12589012
Until I see it explicitly mentioned sabbath lolis are immortal, you're full of shit.

And yes, monsters can get SE from other sources, but milking it from their husband is the most effective way. After that, there is no going back.

>> No.12589024

>>12589016
>KC a suc
Or maybe it's just that next to no one reads everything, the translations we have flip-flop back and forth, and it's a fetish-setting that everyone gets too hung up on their own head-canons of, that they can't help but argue about individual interpretations.

>> No.12589025

>>12589000
>Ryu: Lucky Lover
>Sandworm: Violent Samurai

>> No.12589030

>>12589020
So you believe that it is entirely possible for someone who is 100% healthy, to just drop dead, because of an arbitrary passage of time? Yeah, and I'm the one that's full of shit.

>> No.12589033

>>12589024
Exactly, all that can be shortened to KC sucks at world building and getting consistent information out there.

>> No.12589038

>>12589033
That wouldn't change our shitty translations, or our shitty inability to read.

>> No.12589042

Well, I guess we can start our own MG world build to counter KCs, and work on a consensus with the people in MGG on theMGs in them

>> No.12589047

>>12589038
It would at least allow people to actually quote things.
>>12589042
>Implying we could come to any sort of consensus.

>> No.12589048

>>12589042
Naaaaaw.
Too much arguing about what's right and what's wrong.

>> No.12589050

>>12589042
That might end badly, but it would still be less convoluted than KC's world.

>> No.12589052

>>12589047
What're you talking about? Of course there are things to quote.

>> No.12589053

>>12589042
Nothing in that would lead to anything good in anyway.

>> No.12589056

>>12589030
Magic runs out. The will to live fades.

Where's my citation faggot?

>> No.12589062

All these bullying stories makes me feel more depressed than usual.
Can't we have story that's like those kindergarden bullying. You know, when someone is bullied by someone because she/he likes him/her?

>> No.12589069

>>12589052
Half the time people don't though. And the rest of the time people can either bring up something that contradicts it or simply refute it. If we had standard guidelines and stuff for his world our arguments would at least be backed on fact.

>> No.12589072

>>12589062
No because we hate fun.

>> No.12589074

>>12589042
Impossible. People will shit over everything they don't like because "I didn't agree to that." Don't bother. Only hatred can make us agree on anything.

>> No.12589075

>>12589062
>Dragon keeps stealing a young boy's toy car
>She wants him to confront her and take it back
>He never does, and plays on the swings instead with a Holst
>The Dragon is furious

>> No.12589078

>>12589069
Unfortunately, we're not the ones in charge of that shit.

And honestly, even if 'we' were, we'd probably do as shit a job at it as the ones who are have done.

It's a disorganized, half-assed, twisted mess.

The only way we'll ever settle this idiotic, common-sense-lacking bullshit, is if we all learn Japanese.

And even then, nothing will change.

>> No.12589085

>>12589069
No because that one Anon gets pissed when there is light bullying to be had.

>> No.12589088

>>12589075
Women

I thought MGs were above this type of behavior.

>> No.12589090

>>12589025

>That Sandworm name.

Hmm, now that could be an interesting personality.

A Sandworm whose husband is her Lord, and she cuts down anyone who stands in his way?

>> No.12589096

>>12589088
>She tries to her best to get his attention and get him to like her
>All she can think of is stealing his toys and burning his sleeping bag
>It's not till sixth grade that she finally comes up with a plan that works

>>12589090
Or she just oozes YAMATO DAMASHII.

>> No.12589114

>>12589062
Bullying humans is okay but bullying monstergirls is bad. Holy shit, it's like I'm outside Fucking femdumbs.

>> No.12589126

>>12589096
That's how you end up with a future, scarred paladin out to kill all MGs.

>> No.12589133

>>12589126
Or after the Dragon gives up after failing so many times, the young boy asks if she wants to play with him on the jungle gym.

>> No.12589139

>>12588956
>Alp
>Zexy Desperado
Try bullying someone with a name like that, go right ahead.

>> No.12589140

>>12585739
>Why does it feel like something is missing...
>THE NECK TUFTS!

Anon why did you remove them? Her head just looks so...flat(?) now or something.

>> No.12589166

>>12589133
Children have the freedom not to be nice to those who are cunts to them. He'll be playing with that Holstaurus and her Hobgoblin friend all the way to high school, the dragon still being a bitch, only rich and trying to win him with gifts. Until she is mean to the Holsts and he outright tells her to fuck off in front of the whole school.

>> No.12589170

>>12589166
That's not how this story goes.

>> No.12589174

>>12589166
At which point she seeks comfort in the arms of one of the many people who would love to be with a Dragon for both physical and financial security on top of all the crazy mid-air sex.

>> No.12589177

>>12589170
Too bad that's how life goes, she shouldn't have done that shit so much.

>> No.12589178

>>12589177
>Monster Girls
>real life
Anon, don't be like that. You know you're wrong.

>> No.12589180

>>12589177
All she did was take toys from him. You're acting like she beat him up, constantly followed him around and harassed him, and assaulted his friends with rocks.

>> No.12589181

>>12589170
Fuck your moeshit. I bet the dragon is gonna be Tsun in d pite of knowing the guy since childhood, right?

>> No.12589185

>>12589181
Does every dragon ever have to be tsundere?

>> No.12589186

>>12589185
No.

>> No.12589188

>>12589185
Yes.

>> No.12589190

>>12589181
You seem upset. Did a Dragon burn down your village and claim your little brother as a concubine?

>> No.12589193

>>12589180
Children are CRUEL

>> No.12589199

>>12589193
And let me guess, you're very much in touch with your inner child?

>> No.12589200

>>12589180
Fucking this.

If observations of child behavior has shown any kind of consistency, it's that one child taking another's toy once to bait a reaction, only to have the 'victim' not react in an expected manner, it does not lead to a life-long antagonism. It leads to the 'thief' giving up, returning the toy, and just asking to play like they'd originally wanted.

>> No.12589201

>>12588481
you made me a happy frog

>> No.12589203

>>12588772
>>12588944
>>12588962
I want to believe that a sub-species of larger P'Orc Girls with tusks is canon.

>> No.12589204

>>12589190
Yes. But after I slew her I bathed in her blood and became FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

>> No.12589206

>>12589193
It's pretty natural for kids to do it though.

>Sandworm and little boy are playing in the sandbox
>They finish making a pretty neat sandcastle
>Pharaoh and her Anubis lackey arive
>They kick down the castle and try to kick Sandworm out, but not the boy
>"B-BUT WE WERE HERE FIRST!"
>"Too bad! We want to play here with Jimmy!"

>> No.12589207

>>12589204
Go to sleep Sundowner, the sun is down, and you are drunk.

>> No.12589211

>>12589203
Like the ones from EMG?
>>12589204
>bathing in acidic blood makes you invincible
No, it makes you dead, Edgy McEdgenstein, esq.

>> No.12589212

>>12589206
>"The boy is to be our concubine!"
>"I don't wanna!"
>"You have to! We conquered your kingdom!"
>"Nuh uh."
>"Yuh uh."
>"Nuh uh."
>"Yuh uh."
>"Nuh uh."
>"Yuh uh."
>etc.

>> No.12589213

>>12589199
I'm also FUCKING INVINCIBLE

>> No.12589215

>>12589212
I pity the Teaching Aide who has to watch over these kids.

>> No.12589216

>>12589203
> adding disgusting tusks to such a pretty face

Monstergirls have to be beautiful you know. No one's gonna want to lock lips with a boar face.
Mo

>> No.12589217

>>12589211
>Like the ones from EMG?
Yep, Dire P'Orcs, or feral P'Orcs, whichever.

>> No.12589218

>>12589211
>Not getting the reference

>> No.12589220

>>12589212
>Wurm comes in and saves the day
>By throwing clumps of mud at Pharaoh and Anubis
>They run off while shouting and crying
>Wurm, Sanworm, and the boy continue playing until recess is over
>Pharaoh and Anubis plot together while playing with legos they stole from Apophis and Ra

>> No.12589221

>>12589204
Go to sleep Siegfried, you are drunk.

>> No.12589222

>>12589212
>they don't even know what concubine means
What would they even use him for?
>>12589217
They called MALE P'Orcs.

>> No.12589224

>>12589211
Fuck off you uneducated D&D nerd.

>> No.12589225

>>12589222
>Do you even know what a concubine is?
>It's a slave of course!
>Nu-uh!
>Yeah-huh!
>NUN-UH!

>> No.12589228

>>12589225
>Hey Wurm! What's a concubine
>It's like a kissing slave
>R-really?
>Yeah
>EWW!

>> No.12589230

>>12589222
>What would they even use him for?
Anubis' mother says concubines are humans who maker her feel good.

Jimmy makes her feel good, so she wants him to be her concubine.
>>12589222
>>12589216
They'd just be little tusks, cute ones.

>> No.12589233

>>12589230
>Jimmy makes her feel good
This makes so much sense right now.

>> No.12589235

>MG kindergarten again
What kind of dere is it again when a shy girl clings to you? Someone do that.

>> No.12589236

>>12589225
Its one of those spiky creatures out west, my dad showed me a picture!

>> No.12589237

>>12589220
>Stealing legos
See, that's why you got your sand chair knocked over.

>> No.12589238

>>12589230
>They'd just be little tusks, cute ones.
Like vampire teeth but on the lower mandible? I'd be fine with that.

>> No.12589239

>>12589236
>tfw no Porcupine Girl Concubine.

>> No.12589240

>>12589236
>You dumbass, that's a condorian!

>> No.12589241

>>12589235
I'm not sure, but it's why I love Nightmare.

>> No.12589242

>>12589240
>>12589239
>condorian
>porcupine
It should've been a cactus.

>> No.12589243

>>12585739
Uh, she's supposed to be siberian, right? Why isn't her fur white?

>> No.12589244

>>12589243
Siberian tigers aren't all white. They're only a bit whiter than bengals.

>> No.12589245

>>12589243
Because reality struck.

>> No.12589246

>>12589235
Like a kindergartener clinging to her dad's leg on her first day of school?

>Young Ryu who's extremely shy is playing in the corner by herself
>Pharaoh and Anubis try to get her to join them so they can reclaim the sandbox from the Sandworm and Wurm
>"You there! Help us out!"
>The Ryu shivers and begins crying for her daddy

>> No.12589247

>>12589238
So you want to french a bulldog. I for one say bleh and continue on my way.

>> No.12589251

>>12589246
>tantrum causes rain
>the sandbox is flooded
>turns into a mudpit
>P'Orc Girl wallows in it
Not according to plan.

>> No.12589254

>>12589246
Sort of, but I imagined her clinging to the boy they're all after.
>Um... Do you wanna play?
>No... I just wanna hold you...

>> No.12589259

>>12589251
>Wurm and Sandworm still have fun
>Even more than before now that a P'Ork joined in
>Pharaoh and Anubis begin having a tantrum themselves, before the aid steps in and stops them

>>12589254
>Jimmy tries to be friendly towards her, and help her makes friends
>He introduces her to his one Holst friends who had the same problem as her

>> No.12589260

>>12589254
>No... I just wanna hold you...
Nigger, look. Stop.
I don't need it.
http://i.imgur.com/jACPY7z.jpg

>> No.12589261

>3500 posts
>page 9
So who here is good at new thread OPs, I can't even open the thread anymore, I have to quick reply it from the page.

>> No.12589264

Guys, I am having a serious 'Daw' moment over here

>> No.12589267

>>12589259
>after losing her P'Orc minion, Dark Elf joins Team Pharaoh
>becomes the royal executioner
>interrogates Cyclops Girl by giving her Indian burns and wet willies

>> No.12589268

>>12589261
Nope. We're not making new OPs, anon.
We wait until the old one dies.

>> No.12589270

>>12589264
I am gonna try to push it to 3600 posts!

>> No.12589271

>>12589267
>As well as pouring milk down her shirt and pants
>"Stop! Please!"
>"Say Uncle!"

>> No.12589272

>>12589261
What? We can't make a new thread, this one hasn't died yet.
>>12589264
That's a good thing.

>> No.12589280

>>12589272
Not for me, who should be writing instead of getting people into monster kindergarten again.

>> No.12589282

>>12589259
>Holst and whatever-chan just lounge around together all day
>they grow up to be awkward around boys
>tomoko end
The new girl is a Lizard, isn't she?

>> No.12589283

>>12589280
>should be writing
What's gonna happen if you don't? You gonna get fired? Monster Kindergarten is great, there's no actual suffering and the girls get to be adorable without losing their character. What could possibly take precedent over it?

>> No.12589287

>>12589283
Writing my stories and watching Way of the Gun?

>>12589282
Ryu, but Lizard can work. They don't get enough love.

>> No.12589291

>>12589287
>Writing my stories
I don't know who you are but I doubt you have anything better than Monster Girl Kindergarten.
>watching Way of the Gun
Never heard of it.

>> No.12589295

>>12589267
OMG thats evil!

>> No.12589296

> want stories with some delicious suffering to balance all the happiness and vanilla already
> anons just want to read cute shit where nothing bad happens

And you have the gall to shit talk KC because of muh hugbox

>> No.12589298

>>12589295
She's a Dark Elf, torture is her forte. Besides, the Pharaoh suspects the Cyclops Girl may be an enemy agent, she has to be made to confess so she can be punished properly.

>> No.12589300

>>12589291
It's an independent film where you can watch Sarah Silverman get decked.

And I have some obligations. It's not like I should actually make this into a real set of stories, or a-anything.

>> No.12589302

>>12589298
>kg cyclops girl being bullied
I can't even imagine how big her eye must be...

>> No.12589303

>>12589302
>Everyone makes fun of it
>Her Gazer friend and a Boy with an awesome Gameboy and Pokemon Yellow try to cheer her up

>> No.12589304

>>12589296
>>12589296
>delicious suffering
Do you mean edge and DARKNESS? Because that's just shit.
>>12589300
>still not saying what you're writing
I'm still not convinced you have anything better to do.

>> No.12589306

>>12589304
I actually don't, to be honest. But I'm also writing a story as we speak. Nothing's really stopping me from doing both, though.

>> No.12589307

>>12589303
Gamer Gazer and her Joystick have been together since kindergarten?

>> No.12589308

>>12589296
What kind of SUFFERING do you like? CBT? NTR? Gangrape? Accidental death?

>> No.12589309

>>12589306
>still not saying what you're writing
Are you having a giggle?

>> No.12589311

>>12589307
Maybe as friends and not as a couple, that comes later, but sure, why not?

>> No.12589312

>>12589296
I come to these threads to escape the cruel and horrible world that is reality, not to be reminded of it. Knock it off.

>> No.12589313

>>12589307
Obviously, but they started out as friends.
>They traded pokemon with eachother
>They played Metroid together, with one of them making a map on graph paper
>They played mario together and tried to reach higher and higher scores
>They played Final Fantasy 3 together and cried at how evil the game can be at times

>> No.12589317

>>12589309
No, but do you really care about a "whiny" writefag and his crap?

>> No.12589319

>>12589317
I used to be one, so kind of. And you're just making me more curious now.

>> No.12589321

>>12589319
>used
Alp?

>> No.12589324

>>12589313
>eternal arguments on whether Squirtle is the best starting Pokemon or if it's Charmander
Nice.
>>12589321
Can't prove it, bitch.

>> No.12589325

>>12589308
Just life ruining or heart breaking stuff. For the characters I mean. Shattered dreams and friendships destroyed. Hopes betrayed.

>> No.12589326

>>12589324
I don't know, your quick denial can be used as proof.

>> No.12589328

>>12589326
No it can't. And don't change the subject, we're not talking about Alp, we're talking about the mystery writer.

>> No.12589330

You might not want to dick the dauteroo.
What about the sister?
http://exhentai.org/g/748599/402d80426e/

>> No.12589333

>>12589312
Nice blog. Harden the fuck up.

>>12589308
Those are fine except CBT. NTR makes the autistic crazy so I woudn't.

Abandonment and loss are the best kind of suffering though.

>> No.12589335

>>12589328
I ain't no mystery writer. I'm just someone who works all day, drinks all night, and writes stories in between while getting people interested in monster kindergarten and Milf Anubis playing with legos.

>> No.12589336

>>12589313
>Final Fantasy 3
Should've played 5. All of the fun with Job Change, none of the mess of broken controllers being thrown at fucking Doga and Unei.

>> No.12589337

>>12589335
Mystery solved then. How about putting MILF Anubis into the kindergarten setting, picking up or dropping off her daughter and doing or saying something embarrassing?

>> No.12589340

>>12589330
Why not both? Throw in the mother and you're cooking with napalm.

>> No.12589341

>>12589336
They didn't play it until they were through with 3 and 4.
>They play Tactics together
>They come up with over powered team set ups by themselves
>They write it down for future use
>Many years later they find it again, when they're dating and adults
>They look through it and begin reminiscing about the good days

>>12589337
I don't know if I can write a story with that in it.

>> No.12589346

>>12589341
How did they even get their hands on a copy of 3? As kids? When the game was Japan only?

>> No.12589352

>>12589346
They imported it?
Or they just played it on an emulator.

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