/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You're waifu is a shit.

Best monsters.

>>12563194
Wonderful!

>>12563194
Success, thank you OP.

>>12563197
If they fought, Ryu would totally win.

Remember when I said I'd put off Dragon-chan until next week? I lied.

http://pastebin.com/VKwscqAC
>Dragon looks at some coins

>>12563201

What on earth is sticking out of her tails? Road flares?

>>12563205
Of course she would, she's based off the same monster that Shinryu is. She'll wreck you with a tidal wave before you can even get a turn.

>>12563208
Swords.

>>12563207
>hoard exhibit
Ara ara, they're that far in the relationship already?

>>12563197

I just noticed Ryu is jabbing a claw deep into that guys chest.

>>12563216

She knows the way to man's heart.

>>12563207
Dammit, why do you keep making her sad?
>>12563216
It's in his armpit.

>>12563216
Its in his armpit, no wound there.

>>12563220
The greentext was all suffering all the time. This is much happier.

>>12563201
Cancelled.

>>12563224
But I want happiness! Don't make me tell Uncle Alp where you live!
>>12563227
This is sad too.

[x] Touch Reverse Scale

>>12563229
Don't! That's what that one guy from Atlantis did!

>>12563194
>nonretarded op
He actually did it right, the absolute madman

>>12563229

>>12563228
Maybe they'll go on an adventure looking for treasure next time~
and find jack shit

>>12563238
That's how it usually goes.
And then they learn that the adventure is its own reward or some shit

>>12563229
Is that her vulva scale?

>>12563229
The question is, where the fuck is the reverse scale?

>>12563238
She should gold find in Act3 of D2. She'll get billions in hours with proper gear.

>>12563229
Does that make them mad or lewd or both?

>>12563229

>>12563241
Actually they'll get arrested for unlicenced digging at an archaeological site.

>>12563248
She goes into a rape frenzy.

>>12563249
>pathetic excuse of a dragon girl

>>12563251
You can't arrest Dragons.
>Screw the rules, I werf flammen!

>>12563241

>>12563260
>adventuring is just a job
We need more stuff like that. No "muh nakama" bullshit, just people looking for easy coin by raiding a tomb or some shit, then getting drunk off their asses and going their separate ways.

>>12563266
Or they are good friends, but they don't constantly go on about friendship while raiding dungeons.

IT BEGINS

>>12563268
Fuck off.

>>12563268
I'm not going to complain about gay mermen, girls deserve their pandering SoL anime too. I am going to complain about fish knees.
>fish knees

>>12563268
Actually, I'd bathe with that Merman.
...no Alp.
...okay, full Alp.

>>12563268
So is it like Free?

>>12563243
Probably different for every Ryu. Also, it changes places when you find it, and you gain 100000 scale points every time you touch it.

So you could be holding hands with her and you suddenly brush against the reverse scale near one of her claws and suddenly it's sixteen-hour rape marathon time. Later on, your wife is sleeping and you try to cover her with a blanket, but turns out that the reverse scale moved to her back, so she wakes up and rapes you for another week.

Would you raise a slime?

>>12563278
>sixteen-hour
>not sixteen-day
Are you mistaking her for a shitty lamia waifu now, anon? That's not very neato.

>>12563283
Naturally. But what's that red thing? Is it something that attracts bad guys to her?

>>12563285
It's a core. If you cum on it, you get a core medal.

>>12563285
It's her core

>>12563285
That's a core.

>>12563286
>>12563287
>>12563288
Is this some JRPG thing? I've never heard of it. Teach me please.

>>12563286
So three shots and I unlock a Combo?
Nice. Then I can become a Hero of Justice!

>>12563290
It's a slime thing, that's how they reproduce. You gotta get The Sauce on the core, otherwise she just uses it as nourishment.

>>12563291
>learning one combo let's you become a Seigi no Mikata
You're a hundred years too early anon. Back to the dojo with your childhood friend Wyvern!

>>12563291
Well if you're a human boy, you unlock http://puu.sh/c1ana.mp3

>>12563290
Anon, this is first grade slime biology. Every slime has a core

>>12563300
Except Suu, apparently.

>>12563276
In that it is both aquatic and homoerotic, yes.

>>12563305
Right, forgot about Suu
Most slimes have a core then

>>12563305
Maybe it's just in her hair dongle

So we're going to harass >Less until he draws us a Hydra girl and a milf Anubis playing with Legos, right?

>>12563295
It works.
>>12563313
So reproduction with Suu would be rubbing two dongles together?

>>12563299
>ShaUTa
Ew, no. Can't I have TaJaDor? Or at least LaToraTa?

>>12563295
Lilith is terrible regardless of skin color.
She ruined chapter 21 so hard it's not even funny.

>>12563316
I'm willing to bully and stare until we get Anumom with Legos, yes.

>>12563316
I have other concerns.

The red moon is just around the corner.
Are you going outside or you'll hide till it's over?

>>12563316
I'd rather we harass him until he quits and never fucking defiles these threads with his shit again.

I looked up the artist of pic related. Amputee porn everywhere, and a few much nastier things.

What is it with artists? They always have to make things sad. No wonder so many of them end up going crazy and killing themselves...

>>12563316
>hydra girl
It better be a lamia mating ball with shared personalities and a shared husband.

>>12563321
>ruined
I think Rachne punishing her like an adult was neat.
>>12563323
Like what?

>>12563323
Like what? What's more important than legos?

>>12563316
>>12563322
I'd rather get a drawn representation of her daughter, who still sounds like my freakin' dream girl...

>>12563327
>What is it with artists?
See also, .less.

>>12563329
>>12563330
I find myself oddly embarrassed to say anything more than I have horrible spending control.

>>12563327
Just as an example, why is .less' guro stuff so weirdly hilarious?

>>12563329
I think Cerea not getting her sick ass sword duel isn't neat.
Fuck Rachnee, she's a lying sadistic cunt, on pair with Esdese at both being horrible being and having an awful mentally ill fanbase.

>>12563328
We discussed this in the last thread.

>>12563335
>Hates Esdese
>Hates Rachnee
Shit taste detected. Opinion discarded.

>>12563335
This is bait.

>>12563334
Because you're fucked up? And not playing with legos that you decided to dig up from your attic?

>>12563339
>>12563340
This is the kind of shit I'm talking about.

>>12563327
That's actually kinda cute and funny.

>>12563319
>hating Shota
Why?

>>12563344
YNO would be displeased.

Jolly cooperation time?

>>12563343
That image? Or the artist's gallery of amputee porn?

>>12563347
>That little boy over there stole my juice!
>Get him!

>>12563344
>I only just got the pun
Oh goddammit.

>>12563341
Fucked up, yes. Not wanting to play with LEGOs? It's more that I'm too poor to have ever had anything more than Duplo, and I'm not even sure I have any of that stuff anymore.

ETA on EMG being translated?

>>12563347
>Elf dominating Orc
There's nothing jolly about it.

>>12563348
That image, compared to the other creepier one. I'm not gonna look at any gallery on amputee porn, duder.

>>12563352
Already done.

>>12563351
You're pretty depressing, man.

>>12563351
Are you watching Drive, Kamen Anon?

>>12563357
So where's the colored Octowitch?

Would you go on a quest of revenge for you dead waifu and daughteru?

Don't answer that
A rhetorical question

>>12563362
Can I still say yes?

>>12563362
those who hunt monsters anon

>>12563358
Uhuh. If I find myself with enough money, I'mma go buy myself a LEGO Miliano.

>>12563360
It started already?! Shit, I haven't even finished Gaim...

>>12563354
Good, just checking. Also: are you implying that this image is creepy? She's adorable.

>>12563367
Yeah, subbed by OT, only the first episode is out though.

>>12563362
That depends, is my quest properly written, with proper angst and my character not being swayed by a bunch of dumb teens?

>>12563368
Yeah, it's the tits. If she was just a bird with a girl's head she'd be adorable.

>>12563370
no

>>12563372
>no
I would like to retract my previous statement, this kind of quest is of no interest to me.

>>12563368

those talons give me a fearboner

>>12563372
Then no.

>>12563367
>He didn't watch Drive
You literally missed Maximum Spider, the Rider Kick

>>12563370
Ignore >>12563372
anon

If you liked Max Payne 1 and 2's writing it's gonna basically be that

>>12563380
>Max Payne
Finnish angst? I'm very much down with this again.

>>12563379
Would you let a manticore give you the FUCKING SPIKE

>>12563201
>>12563204
>>12563236
I was awake this time. Been an awkward cycle of new thread timers but there we go.

Also; http://pastebin.com/5HQ0qinu

>>12563384
That's a good girl. Now if only people knew this exists...

>>12563384
If only people would bookmark this...


>>12563380
I'm for that.

>>12563383
>That fucking kick
Note to self, finish Gaim, move on to Drive. ASAP.

>>12563375
Fearboners are the hardest boners, anon!

>>12563368

its a girl with animal parts, of course its creepy

>>12563361
It's somewhere, it'll be done when I get the energy.

>>12563362
It would be a A PAYNE IN DA BUTT

Your Gazer girlfriend wants you to do an LP of Other M with her.

What do you do?

>>12563396
What thread do you think you are in?

>>12563401
"Let's play Prime instead".

And so we did.

>>12563401
Ask her if it's a serious, or mocking LP.
If the latter, agree.
If the former, sit her down for a serious talk.

>>12563401
Tell her Samus's baby can fuck off and pop in Prime

>>12563399
Take it easy on yourself, Hound. I love your work. If you need a break then you deserve it.

>>12563401
>Other M
>LP
Crystal Pepsi.jpeg

>>12563404
>"I hate the Prime series! Especially 2!"
>Gazer GF leaves you
>You decide to continue playing anyway

>>12563368
I can take or leave how much of a bird this lady is, but she is one of the few harpies that gets posted here that doesn't look like a child, which endears her to me greatly.

>>12563409
>Hating Prime
>Liking Other M

Why were we dating her in the first place again?

she was the kind of girl who like David Cage games wasn't she?

>>12563409
My Gazer GF had such shit taste right under my nose...!? I can't be...!

>>12563401
>Gazer girlfriend
as if

>>12563413
>David Cage
Heavy Rain was good though.

>>12563401
I don't play video games

>>12563401
Suggest playing through Prime or Super Metroid instead
If she declines, then the relationship is over right then and there
If she REALLY wants to play, I'm getting drunk for that shit

>>12563414
Not every girl can have good tastes, anon.

>you force her to sit down and play Prime 3
>she's constantly complaining
>after a while of playing, and talking in the Ridley voice, she starts to have fun

>>12563420
I don't know how I got through that game sober.

>>12563425
>qt gazer gf doing the "It's a livin'! AAAAHH" voice
Oh fuck me it's the HNNNNNNG.

>>12563425
I don't know how I got through it sober either, Anon

>>12563418
That's like saying getting hit in the nose is better than getting hit in the dick... Twice.

Fuck David Cage holy shit

>>12563426
>"Still falling!"
>she turns away and mutters
>"...for you..."

>>12563430
I don't understand. I liked Heavy Rain. What do dicks have to do with anything?

>Liam will never reveal his status as a Stage 1 Alp.
>You will never guide him on his way to becoming a woman, with your dick.

>>12563401
Tell her to play Prime instead.

>>12563386
>>12563391
I've added a link-button to the site and put it at the top of the pastebin at least, should be fine.

>>12563401
>'So the entire crux of Other M's plot revolves around how Samus was in a coma so creepy scientist could scrape some Metroid off her suit.'
>'Well yeah wouldn't you?'
>'No! I'd masturbate, set the ship to autopilot, take a fap nap and I'm ready to tell the Feds shit was fucked up. Samus can do it, you think it doesn't get lonely in that ship?'
>'So Adam forces you to not use your powers because they don't want Samus to lose her powers. I get that, but it's retarded anyway. She doesn't work for him, and has no actual reason to respect him.'
>'She's the closest to a father figure she has.'
>'Guts Adoptive Father is a better father figure than this Military Cardboard Cutout.'
>'Are you going to do this all LP?'
>'Is Samus going to emote as much as Lighting all LP?'

>>12563438
One can always hope.
Now some drawfag needs to draw a shota coming home from school, only to be Hobbesed by a Jinko as he opens the front door.

>>12563434
Because I honestly would rather get hit in my dick twice over playing Indigo Prophecy or Beyond Two Souls.

I'll give it to you that Heavy Rain is the best one but I'd still rather get my nose broken than play that game.

>>12563434
David Cage is a hack who sucks as a director so much, that the movie industry wants nothing to do with him. So he turned to games instead.
Fuck Cage.

>>12563438
We need more jinkos!

>>12563442
>rather get my nose broken
These are the words of a person who has never felt actual pain. Or you're just mentally unstable. Either way please stop talking.

>>12563443
you sound angry

>>12563447
I bet his mom walked in on him when Ethan was taking a shower and she now thinks he plays homoerotic games.

>>12563440
>"Samus was scared of Ridley due to trauma she experienced as a child"
>"Where the hell was this fear when she fought him on Zebes for the first time? Or the eight other times she fought him in the Prime series?"
>"I...well..."
>"Face it, it's bad fan fiction."
>"SHUT UP!"
>She she takes off her sweaty Mario t-shirt, and throws it at your face before walking away

>>12563446
>not understanding hyperbole

I'll give it to you If I was serious about that you'd be 100% right, but come on.

>>12563418
That game that's entire plot revolves around how Jason died when he shouldn't have?
Seriously, the Car was slow to a stop, Ethan dove in front of the car, and the human body is not a balloon that pops under the slightest pit of pressure.
Not to mention that Cage was actually thinking of giving Ethan and the Killer a Psychic link, but someone thank god, talked him out of it.

>>12563452

>Mario
>implying in a MG world, the roles wouldn't be reversed
>With Maria, a lamia plumber trying to save a shota prince

>>12563459
Uh-huh. I still liked it. And guess what? I'm going to keep liking it no matter how much you bitch. This isn't related to Monster Girls, let's stop talking about it.

>>12563459
Remember how Chunky was the killer?

Remember how dumb that was?

>IT WAS ME ETHAN
>IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

>>12563462
Lamia can't jump, making them unfit for the Mario role.

>>12563467

Fuck off

P
A
T

>>12563469
How about a Dragon girl? She'd be collecting coins and shooting fireballs like Mario.

>>12563478
I think a Dragon would be better as Bowser though right?

>>12563482
Bowser was a giant turtle, not a dragon.

>>12563472
>Pat

Come on anon I'm twice his size and don't nearly have as shit taste as him

>>12563482
Dennis Hopper is Bowser anon.

>>12563482
then who plays the role of mario

>>12563482
>creepy monster who can't get a date without rape
Oomukade.

Small update. Starts at 3210. http://pastebin.com/41LJVkje
Hope you guys enjoy.

Vote carefully. You're down to where each leads to pretty separate ends at this point. So, you know, make sure to vote with the upper brain and not the lower brain.

http://strawpoll.me/2728818


I've had less time than I thought to write lately but I'll try to get a Meat and Metal update and another short finished by the end of the week.

>>12563486
tomasu mud golum

>>12563483
>Turtle

Holy shit it's been so long since I played Mario I'm I'm quite sorry for fucking that up

>>12563484
Pat has okay taste.
It's Woolie who has shit taste.
He likes Naruto, Short hair girls and Pie.
Everyone knows
OP>Naruto
Long Hair>Short Hair
Cake>Pie.
Five bucks bet Woolie would like Rachnee too, both of them would lie together

>>12563495
>Long Hair>Short Hair

them's fightin' words.

>>12563495
>Everyone knows
Huh, I actually agree with these statements.
>>12563496
Bring it, bitch.

>>12563495
>Long Hair > Short Hair
Now, I'm a man who likes both short and long hair, but son, those are some dangerous statements

>>12563495

I fucking DEFY you to name a cake that can come close to pumpkin pie or a peach cobbler.

>>12563501
Mmm-hmmm. Peach cobblah.

ONE MAN CHEESEBURGER APOCALYPSE

>>12563501
>Pumpkin pie
>anything but garbage

I don't even like cake either but god does pumpkin pie suck a fat one

>>12563501

>This man has never eaten pumpkin butter cake.

Imagine this. Thin yellow cake, with pumpkin pie filling mixed with cream cheese on top.

>>12563506
Blueberry pie is best pie, and even then cake wins.

>>12563501
Pecan pie is superior to all other pies.

>>12563508
Blueberries are garbage. All sweet and no tang. Almost every other berry is superior.

>>12563508
Pecan Pie > All

>>12563506
Woah now Anon, you need to hold your horses
Saying cake beats pie is one thing, but talking shit about pumpkin pie is some mighty fighting words

>>12563495
didn't think the sort of bandwagon hatred of Naruto would also transfer over from /a/

>>12563512
Bring it you fucking alp!

>>12563509
>>12563511

I bet you suckers don't even use real cane syrup to make yours.

>>12563506

>these shit tastes

October is the best month, my great-grandmother used to make me pumpkin pie and salted pumpkin seeds. It's a tradition I've kept going.

>>12563513
>he doesn't know the joke

>>12563510
>blueberries are garbage
So it's come to this, has it? Endless war will engulf us.
>>12563513
>bandwagon
I don't know about him, but I've dropped Naruto twice, and hate it for actual reasons.

>>12563515
now that's just insulting, anon. Also, we should probably talk about Monstergirls.
I like Jinkos, and I want a Jinko to make me pecan pie.

I want to shove my peach cobblah deep into an alp's boypussy.

>>12563523
I want a Dragon to steal your pie before you can eat it

>>12563515
I use beat syrup. But I use muscovado sugar instead of granulated.

>>12563526
that's awful.

>>12563529
Yeah, that's Lex Luthor tier evil.

>>12563371
>Yeah, it's the tits. If she was just a bird with a girl's head she'd be adorable.
"Boobs are creepy, why isn't she just a bird?" -never change, 4chan.

>>12563529

Woolie stole 40 pies. That's four tens, and that's awful.

>>12563513
>Even arguing about big three garbage

You get to a point where you just don't feel like watching hundreds and hundreds of episodes of powerlevel shounen stuff. I got burned out after Sailor Moon, DB+DBZ, Inuyasha, etc. back in the day. Saw the first season of Bleach, most of the first of Naruto and One Piece and I was just not interested in dealing with any of that anymore.

I think after a certain point, people just feel so invested that they just want to see how it ends.

>>12563501
Cake is only a dessert. Pie is versatile, it can be a main course, a dessert, or even thrown at a clown.

>>12563537
>Meat pies
Now that is just not playing fair comrade!

Can your waifu make all this food you love?

Does your family have any secret recipes, and would they teach her so she can make it for you?

>>12563526
When no one was looking, Alexandra took forty pies. he took forty pies.
That's as many as for tens.
And that terrible.

>>12563535
>watching
There's your problem right there, you don't watch One Piece, you read it. And it doesn't really have powerlevels. AND it has Monster Girls.

>>12563540
>Implying we're not the househusband cooks

Depending on where we live, I'd have a hell of a time finding a bunch of ingredients for old local family dishes.

>>12563525
>eww it's all sticky
>why would you do this man?
>I wanna go home and fuck my childhood friend

>>12563542
>One Piece Monster Girls
Why yes, yes indeed.

>>12563537
You've obviously never had smorgsascake.

>>12563549

I swear, every single time. The fucking talons always put the fear of god into my dick.

>>12563552
Don't you want to build a snowman with her?
>the current flashbacks might show us a loli Monet

None of you people would become an alp right?

You wouldn't be a cute little alp so you could please an anon

Right?

>>12563543
You or your waifu, works for both.

Your family could just teach you instead.

>>12563556
I'd be an Alp alright, and I did it before it was cool!

>>12563558
Why should they teach me? I already know.

>>12563556
I would an Alp, but I don't think I'd become Alp. It's not hard to imagine that many of these /a/ outcasts would love to be the little girl.

>>12563543

What's the etiquette for cooking for mgs? Would you serve a harpie a fowl or eggs?

>>12563564
Especially weird when some of us are lumberjack tier and STILL want to. This is why you guys always bully, isn't it?

>>12563540
I like to think that Holstaurus are naturally good cooks. I can't cook for shit, but I'm a meat and potatoes guy so its not too hard to cook for me, just leave out the green shit, and no spicy stuff.

>>12563565

>>12563565
Why not? She's a Harpy, as long as it isn't Harpy eggs (or any other sapient being's eggs), I don't see a problem.

>>12563566
all alp pictures suggest that they need to be bullied. and they like it too, alp. Now please keep working on Wurm Wrangler.

>>12563491
Do we only find out what succumom left on the counter with the stay home sick option?

>>12563539
>Pies not assumed to be savoury
Anyone mind opening a window? it's getting American in here.

>>12563566
That and bullying is really fun

>>12563571
>Wurm Wrangler
But I don't waaant tooo~

>>12563469
>Lamia can't jump

>>12563575
Do you want to get butt bullied?

If not then fucking get on it

>>12563565

Depends entirely on their culture. Some people love chowing down on monkey's and apes. They probably taste pretty decent, like a cross between squirrel and pork.

But tons of silly people go OH MY GOD EWW when the fish they're served has a head on it. Those same people will tear into a glorified giant seabug like a crab.

So totally depends on culture.

>>12563573
what is savoery?

>>12563575
Do I need to put the candles and whips away? Because I'll do it, I'll stop bullying you until you do it.

>>12563578
All according to keikaku...

>>12563578
he does want to be butt bullied, you need to withhold the bullying. also, if a fit guy goes alp, does she remain a fitcubus?

>>12563565
Sure, why not? We eat mammals.

>>12563583

It's one of the key flavors. Usually associated with meat and stew.

Sweet
Sour
Savory
Bitter

etc

>>12563587
All that muscle turns to HEALTH. So a HEALTHy succubus.

>>12563583
A typo on you just made.

Well this thread got gay fast. Fucking /a/.

>>12563573

Americans love chicken pot pie and shepard's pie and such. It's just not something that gets cooked at home hardly at all anymore.

>>12563594

Over in Michigan, everyone is crazy for pasties.

>>12563572

You find out regardless which option you choose.

>>12563592
Everybody is just having a gay old time, Daddy-O.
Still need more Alp art

>>12563589
As the guy who wrote that, this is not what I meant and not what that word means generally.
> Of food or drink: having a salty, piquant, or ‘umami’ taste or flavour; not sweet. Also: of or relating to such food or drink
Thanks OED. "umami" is what you're referring to there, which is a silly way of saying "glutamic acid".

>>12563597
>flandre yelling gay.png

>>12563597

I don't know why people prefer female Alps.


Half the fun of an Alp is fucking the male so hard he grows a pussy for you to use and breed.

>>12563596
Ah, okay. I was just wondering. Wasn't gonna vote that one anyway, since it seems to be another of the retarded thinking with your dick options that results in bitches going crazy and then bad end.

>>12563597
I want to spank an alp after I pump its boypussy full of baby cream

>>12563602
>fucking the male
Somebody just earned a free weekend at Uncle Alp's.

>>12563567
I'd assume that Holstaurus would try and have something dairy made with their milk at every meal.

>>12563602

They don't become Alps until they lose the dick. Otherwise you're just fucking an Incubus who has yet to Alp.

>>12563607
But of course. I'd be well fed with a Holstaurus wife I bet, and she'd be well and lovingly dicked.

>>12563602
>female alps

There are no male alps. You seem to be working under the impression that, in the three stages, the first one is an alp, that's an incubus. Stage 2 is and three is the alp stage, since they become a girl then,. There are no male/intersex monstegirls.

>>12563607

I imagine butter made from her milk would totally replace any use of oil or any other grease.

>We use real UNSALTED butter in this house young man

>Ara, ara. Didn't you say you love Yanderes? Why would you try to leave our home, anon? The outside world is dangerous, someone might just snatch you up!
>I'll just have to make sure you can't leave again~

[hobbling ensues]

THIS IS THE LIFE YOU CHOSE. SAY NO TO YANDERE.

>Succubi and alps are "okay" now

What the fuck happened?

>>12563617
Finally someone sane! But keep quiet, not liking yanderes is against the rules.
>>12563618
Alps have always been okay anon.

>>12563617
That's YANGIRE YOU ASSHOLE! Stop trying to ruin yandere's reputation.

>>12563622
Never stick your dick in crazy.

>>12563621
Okay to make fun of and break the balls of anyone who liked them.

>>12563617
But she's right. There's so many mean monstergirls out there that want to sully your innocence. A yandere will stop them but lovingly raping you herself so nobody else can.

>>12563624
Aww, is someone ashamed of their sexuality? That's what boys who can't admit their feelings act like you know! But it's okay, Uncle Alp's is the place for you!

>>12563623
That only applies to obsessive/possessive where yandere is concerned.

>>12563628
Crazy=don't stick D in.

>>12563618
alps are ok to bully, I still don't like succubutts.

>>12563627
Implying. No I'm not ashamed, I just don't want to see this place become /a/2.0, that's all.

>>12563628

Which is all yandere. There is no reasonable version of yandere, it's all obsession and paranoia. The type of shit that will only get worse.

Fluffy

>>12563611
>>12563614
I am now thinking about a Holstaurus wearing only an apron. What a great image!

>>12563633
>/a/2.0
What do you mean? Aren't most of us exiles from /a/ anyway?

>>12563637
yes, this is a good thing.

>>12563629
I don't care what you say, yandere is love. All you have to do is not be an idiot in how you treat het, anyone killed by a yandere is either a clueless betamax or scum like makoto.

>>12563633
but this is /a/ 2.0

>>12563637
Naked apron is the greatest thing to surface the Earth

>>12563634
I swear to god, I want to punch my monitor! There are three types of yandere, obsessive, possessive and obsessive/possessive.

>>12563642
>Makoto
>scum
He had a harem and he knew what it was for.

>>12563646

Is it autism awareness day already?

>>12563639
>>12563644
I meant full of /y/ lovers.

>>12563652
But boy's love is the best! All Monster Girls want to schlick while watching cute shota kiss!

>>12563651
This has been discussed ad nauseam, yet shittalkers like you can't stop lumping all types together, it's like saying all Japanese swords are the same. Get educated before you post.

>>12563660
>discussed ad nauseam
Well I've never been part of any such discussion, anyone care to fill me in? Why is insanity not shitty?

>>12563656
No, keep that shit on /a/ and /y/.

>>12563647
>gets a sheltered, emotionally weak girl pregnant and dumps her
>not scum

Not saying he deserved to die the way he did, but I feel nothing for him.

>>12563656
I...

I'm not even sure if you're a monster or just fucking gay anymore

>>12563640
>>12563645
Agreed! Just make sure she isn't holding a knife when you grope her from behind

>>12563668
Or I could be joking. But are you going to take that chance?

>>12563670
I'm just going to not go near you.

Ever.

>>12563663
Look man, I'm on my laptop, and all my stuff in on the desktop, maybe I post the capture explaining the three types late, I'm too tired for this shit right now, and don't want to type it all out again. Just know you're talking shit. Spoilered for blogging.

>>12563663
This explains everything.

>>12563674
You're not getting away boya~
...sorry. But you were asking for it.

>>12563676
Thank you for saving that, didn't type it out for nothing.

>>12563681

That's fine and all, but you're still dealing with a dangerous personality type that needs to be handled with kid gloves at all times and doesn't explain why Yandere isn't dangerous or not shit.

>>12563676
Okay, from what I can see there's three different types of mental instability under the label "yandere", and they're all shit when I could have a sane girl instead.
Yandere is shit, in other news water is wet.

>>12563637
I imagine this every single day.

>>12563685
>deep love
>shit
Anon, pls.

>>12563688
Why imagine when we have Hound's waifu?
>>12563690
>calling that love
Eww.

>>12563677
I NEED A PALADIN!

>>12563692
Because that's Hound's waifu, his third of fourth so far, not mine.

>sexually bullying monster girls

Do you have the BALLS?

>>12563692
>Hound's waifu
>Wanting used goods

>>12563695
You want to play Paladin and Squire?
>the Paladin and the Squire are caught in a storm
>have to take shelter in a cave
>can't get a fire going
>must share body heat to survive
Sure you need a Paladin.

>>12563699
Only for Cyclopes.

>>12563701
Stop trying to make people in to alps!

>>12563683
Did you read it? I never stated that an type is not dangerous, I explained how and when they become dangerous, and how to avoid going n a nice boat. The danger is a tradeoff you get for absolute devotion, can't have your cake and eat it too faggot, not even monstergirls are that good. By your logic, monstergirls are as shitty as yandere.

>>12563692
>tiny head on huge body
>massive perfect circle balloon tits
>abs copied and pasted onto a midsection that makes no sense
nah, I'm good. I even like cow tits and brown but Crabman really dropped the ball on character design, as well as proportions and basic fucking anatomy.

>>12563701
>scared.jpg

>>12563692
>that anatomy
PUKING WITH THE FORCE OF THE MOST PROJECTILE VOMITING COMPILATION YOU CAN FIND, TO THE POWER OF FUCKING INFINITY AND BEYOND

>>12563298
It's a jOOOke anon.

Your monster girl waifu wants you to jerk off daily and go unwashed for a week or two before she'll have sex with you again.

>>12563709
>>12563714
This is easier than I thought. Ohohoho! But we still need new Alp art. Phase 2 only.

>>12563701
>>12563709
Squire, attend me!

>>12563721
>I take a shower every single day
>I start to feel dirty after just one day of not showering
Welp.

>>12563721
Kotowaru.

>You are now aware of the fact that you will most likely end up in a boyslut harem to a dominant mg, forced to take boy cock more often than you taste pussy.

>>12563728
Go on...

>>12563685
>>12563683
Let me put it this way,
Obsessive Yandere, the lightest of them all, is easily the least dangerous. At its mildest, the girl only does things like showing up for that date early, and keeping pictures of fun times with you in an album, even then triggered by a lack of any loving person among family or friends save for you.

In this case, she only wants to be around you as much as possible, but is reluctantly willing to take time away from you when you need space.

>>12563728
Except that I wont.

>>12563728
>>12563731
no, don't go on, taking boy dick is not part of the discussion of these threads.

>>12563726
Kaito's probably not the best person to quote when it comes to strength.

>>12563721
What is she, an Akaname? I've got work in the morning.
Gross.

>>12563734
But that's how Alps are made!

>>12563737
Not necessarily, no.

>>12563737
this is true, and I would an alp, but the process should stay somewhere else

>>12563737
Not exclusively. Go read their profile.

>>12563735
And despite all that, he still got to be in the Top 2 for deciding the fate of the world, with his own strength and nobody else's, and his resolve unwavering from the start til the end.

>>12563743
Thank you, but I like it better my way.

>>12563721
Will she be doing the same? Cause fuck that.

>>12563745
And yet in the end he had to have Kouta teach him how to use his fucking weapon.

>>12563728
>IT BEGINS

Fucking. Alp. Enablers.

>>12563737
>>12563743
I would imagine in most cases, Alps are made when a boy is getting raped by an MG and while it's happening he thinks,
>"Huh. I'd much rather be fucking boypussy right now."
Not by actually fucking boypussy.

>>12563705
1. Stop being mean to skinny anime cyclopes
2. Cyclopes are supposed to be huge hulking giants, why are the ones around here always so petite?

>>12563728
Yeah no. Shut up.

Kamen faggot why are you wasting posts on not monstergirls?

>>12563758
At least I'm not wasting images. And there's a few of us here.

>>12563754
1. I love being mean to skinny cuties.
2. Huge hulking giants aren't cute.

>>12563761
>huge hulking giants aren't cute
Time to post THAT again. And by THAT I mean THIS.

>>12563758
Deleted my image. You're welcome.

>>12563749
>Yet in the end
I doesn't even matter, Anon, fuck.

>>12563763

>>12563737
Alps are incubi who were homos all along and destroy their capacity to produce spirit energy, and thus become female, no dick need be involved to become an alp, reaching stage 3 does, but by then they're female. Only glorious heterosexuality in KC Land, Praise Eros.

>>12563762
See? Totally uncute. Also kinda chubby.

>>12563759
That's what I meant, Image posts.

>>12563763
Thank you.

>>12563768
Please follow suit.

>>12563774
I did it before you even posted, so haaaaaaaaa.

>>12563769
Thank you, but I prefer it my way.

>>12563777
And this makes you happy? You don't get many wins do you?
>smug Nakoruru.gif

Boyslut harems.

>>12563778
No alps.

>>12563783
>monkey girls

Kill them, kill them with fire, poison and jungle devastation.

>>12563783
that was such a good manga

>>12563781
... That was mean.

Why are queen slimes the best?

What's with all the faggots.

>>12563788
Talk shit get hit.

>>12563792
Alp enablers have brought this new pestilence on us.

>>12563761
> Huge hulking giants aren't cute.
You will anger the oni fans.

Tell me about your "waifu".

>>12563795
It was still too mean.

>>12563801
There's always loli Onis.

>>12563802
Fuck you Freud. No matter what I say you're going to try and make it sound like I want to fuck my mother.

>>12563799
>new pestilence
How is this new?

>>12563791
>swimming around in other guys' jizz while being molested constantly
>best

Naw.

>>12563785
Alps gonna Alp dawg, what you gonna do?

>>12563803
I don't care.

>>12563806
>onis from hell

NOPE.

>>12563810
Alps were always taken as a joke, and as something to be mocked, and if you got raped b one you're at the bottom of the barrel. Then people who would fuck alps started coming in here since the move and here we are. It wasn't like this before, even if they were present, they were one of those inored monstergirls.

>>12563819
Go paladin on them?

>>12563826
You know what military types like paladins call it? Brotherhood.

>>12563724
Ready, sir!

>>12563823
Why are you so mean, anon?

>>12563823
>NOPE.
What's wrong with hell-onis? She's so cute~
I'd almost let her peg me with that iron bar.

>>12563835
Hello nega, and goodbye.

>>12563833
You wouldn't happen to be an alp would you? If so, get in the box, you were never meant to last.

>>12563830
I don't understand what you're saying. You saying paladins re gay?

>>12563705
Hitomis bullied enough.

In the previous thread:

Well-dressed foxes
Big strong elves with gig scary guns
Lilim turns her chessboard into a Queen on shota King orgy
Deep sea monstergirls are still a terrifying prospect
A SoL about Sol
Followers of Hathor scribe the Book of Moo
Yandere Holstauri and plantgirls. What a crazy farm to live on
Hound colours that one Hathor image
Monstergirls definitely never infiltrated the thread and kidnapped half the population
Please do not bully the alp. Unless it's with the dick
/mgt/ debates the morality of killing your waifu or yourself to save the other. The only winning move is to never have a waifu
A friendly succubus visits
.less colours the Ra/Ammy/Hathor image
Protests and riots on the streets of MGC
Bioware writes a story about lamias
Geese harpies are assholes
/mgt/ goes to kindergarten
Anon builds the ISS with his Anubis waifu
/mgt/ gets a job at monstergirl Hooters
Dargoth, currently translating MGQ: Paradox, is looking for translators to help speed things up
Werecats in spats
Manticore re-enacts "Misery" on writefag Anons so she can be written about again
Teacher Anon gives extra credit

I consider these recaps punctual so long as they're within 500 posts of the thread.

>>12563841
>You saying
No, of course not. But I AM saying that what you call gay is brotherhood to them, and, well... they are a very, very close brotherhood.

>>12563852
Good, good.

>>12563852
Good job as always Recap-anon!

>>12563853
Okay you're confusing close bonds with gayness, and what you're implying would not be allowed by the chief god.

>>12563852
Well done! Thanks.

>>12563852
Don't forget
>still no pictures of shrine maiden holstauri
>no Hathor filling milk bottles
>no baby making with Hathor and an initiate holstaurus

>>12563859
>confusing
I've served in the army, I know what "brotherhood" means. And it is not gay because it is not called that. It's only a sin if you call it that.

>>12563852
Ha, as always, thank you for your service. Stay based.

>>12563865
Sooo, you're applying the brojob rule?

>>12563868
Yes? You know Paladins are seething with forbidden feelings and there are some bodily functions that need to be seen to. There is no sin if it is done just to maintain a healthy body, as keeping your body healthy is what the scriptures tell you to do!

>>12563873
>>12563873
>Terry Taliban and his Man Love Thursdays rationalization detected
No different than "It's not gay if you're underway"

>>12563873
Oh now I get it, you're talking about stuff like jacking off together and THAT type of roughhousing. That's cool, as long as no dick in ass or other places, I think you're okay.

>>12563877
Hey don't blame me, I'm not a paladin who needs to justify this stuff.

>>12563877
Only the catcher's gay bro. The rules go back to ancient Greece.

>>12563861
I've got an idea I've been thinking about for the recapping. Right now I've just been noting what happens in the thread.

What if I started writing down a shortlist of popular, yet unfilled ideas for any writefags, drawfags or otherwise? People can just see the idea, go back to the thread for additional info, and do what they want this it.

Example:

>In the previous thread:

>words
>more words
>bad jokes

>Current Idea shortlist

>Anubis MILF playing with LEGO
>Shrine maiden Holstaurus
>Hathor filling milk bottles
>baby making with Hathor and an initiate Holstaurus

Seem okay? Or too much?

>>12563882

There's nothing gay about sucking cock or taking it in the ass.

You just have to ask yourself if you love the cock. If the answer is no, you're fine.

>>12563891
You're not funny. If you're serious, then you are hopelessly deluded.

>>12563882
>The pitcher is less gay than the catcher, still gay though

FTFY

>>12563887
I like it. It helps get attention from drawfags and writefags, too, yes.
Sounds good to me.

>>12563887
More than okay, but not at all too much.

>>12563887
Also, speaking of requests, I really liked
>Child boy and wyvern girl pretending to be knight-dragoon pair, including small wooden swords/sticks and made-up improvised armour, please, if you're still around.

>>12563877
Hey, somebody got paid to watch that.

So would you an Apophis if she were Blueberry/Genie-flavored?

>>12563887
Yeah, sounds coo'.

>>12563906
>Miss Grapesnake, I wish the Pharaoh was removed!
>Now, now, you have to RUB me first...

>>12563887
I like it. Maybe put it in a pastebin as well so it can be added to the OP when a new thread rolls around

>>12563873
This is why Paladin girls have to make secret visits to those monstergirl run strip clubs. All these paladins are fucking each other while those poor girls only have mister handy and a stack of bills to toss at humanboy strippers. It's a wonder how they can even focus on their work, due to how pent up they are.

>>12563912
Anon, I...

Have you drank your milk today?

>>12563906
>Indian Blue
This actually looks a lot better than I thought it would.

>>12563932
Yeah, straight from the tap.

>>12563932
Of course. Praise Hathor

>>12563932
I have some chocolate syrup as well.

>>12563929
Man I love fangs.

>>12563906
Looked like she was wearing a sweater for a moment from the thumbnail.

>>12563929
That mouth looks familiar

>>12563929
>that nub

Is that a mouthgina?