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>brickshittingly
that's not even a word

Because of HF. See you in 2012 or so.

Too bad we can't play the two non-shit routes.

It's made by Type-Moon.

Still, Tsukihime is infinitely better. I wish they would make more Tsukihime games instead of fighting spin offs and shit.

>>125217

So if Fate, which is so awesome it causes bricks to be shat, is "shit", then I assume the other routes' sheer awesomeness is so great as to potentially be lethal?

>>125233

Yes

I prefer Tsukihime.

>>125233
It's not rated among the best of the best for nothing. Fate is very good but hardly a pinnacle of its genre.

>>125261
fate is shit anon told me so

WHERE IS MY FUCKING UBW LOL

Fate left me thoroughly unamused.

UBW and HF better be so fucking amazing I simultaneously shit a house of bricks and orgasm with the force of a dying sun.

Pic related

Fate lacks a good friend character.

SPOILER: PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED

I enjoyed the Fate route, and I enjoyed the anime. Mango was decent. In before shitstorm.

Betting UBW and HF are better, but still, Fate was pretty good on its own. Shirou's flashbacks in the game made me tear up.

In before throat-knifing.

The odd thing is that even though I really hated Shirou, especially towards the beginning, I still thought Fate was incredibly awesome.

The only part that sucked was the eroge, which I literally skipped. I mean seriously, if you actually want porn, you don't play 15 hours to get to it; at that point I just wanted to see Berkserker get owned.

>>125351
Issei is fucking win you dolt.

>>125417

Also, why is Ilya so fucking annoying?

>>125417

JESUS CHRIST

>>125451

>>125451
but can she ride rocket propelled chainsaws?

If only shiro wasn't so despiseable. I'd be shitting even more brix while playing fate.
Or maybe it was only the fact that I did want to see someone failing so hard at existing.

>>125469
quite likely.

>>125487
it simply disqualifies her as a character.

>>125469
Needs shoop.

>>125470

;_;

This is why Mai was so popular - people saw Saber in her, and subconsciously associated her with awesome.

Saber has Riding B and can fly jet fighters.

Rider has Riding A+.

>>125549
Kanon came out five years before fs/n.

>>125549
Kanon was out before Fate/Stay Night.

Shirou is the much better protagonist if you want some actual solid character depth and development to go with your OMGWTFHAX, and at the very least he isn't a borderline rapist when push comes to shove (if you know what I mean). In before "lulz raep is superior".

>>125592
>>125584
Congratulations, you truly are the kings of VN/anime trivia.

I however, was referencing the Fate anime and the Kanon 2006 anime, the latter of which came out five months after the end of the former.

>>125584
>>125592

So... Seiba was.... based on a woman from Kanon?

I don't believe this shit.

>>125650
no, no she wasnt.

>>125650
There have been no original characters in storytelling for a hundred years.

I CAN'T FAP TO FATE KNOWING THAT SHE'S King Arthur, I MEAN COME ON WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST MAKE HER JOAN OF ARC OR SOMETHING? DAMMIT JAPAN

>>125684
good question, id much rather saber being a batshit insane woman who thinks the voices in her head are gods words. of course how did she pull off the things she did if she was so insane.

>>125684
Arthur > Joan

>>125684
Religious zealots are not my fetish. I am glad they didn't go with the zomgobvious.

>>125684
pretty decent idea actually.
I don't like saber anyway so it doesn't really matter, but still I'd preffer if she was Joan of Arc.

>>125527

You /r/ed it, you got it.

>>125684
Shut up and fap to some manly Arthur.

>>125699
If Japan can turn a King into a teenage girl, then they can make her not insane.

besides joan of arc what are some other women who took up swords and became legends?

>>125711
fuck yes you are the best anon ever

>>125650
It's anime, everything is a ripoff of something.

If you read deep enough into things, you could say that saber was a rei clone, rin was an asuka clone, archer was a kaji clone..... of course, you'd sound like an absolute retard, but you could at least convince people you were serious.

A Sakura thread? WILL JOIN!

>>125684
Well, if you're any bit familiar with Fate/Zero, you'd know that Certain characters actually mistook her for Joan.

>>125711
Casual Rider is ... so fucking sexy it hurts everywhere. Like, wow.

>>125723
Not sure if Mulan is canon, but wasn't there an Egyptian woman cross-dressed in order to fight in a war just like Mulan?

>>125739
Good point. The connection is pretty obvious when you think about it.

Thus they should have made Saber a man. Problem solved.

>>125739
Various /a/non as well when the anime aired, in the face of everyone with half a clue knowing it from the game.

>>125787
Sad flowerpot is sad. ;_;

>>125754
with a quick google i get this:
Between 1570 and 1546 BC Queen Aahhotep I (or Ahhotep or Ahotep) of Egypt led armies against Thebes and helped to unite Egypt under one rule.

also:
The Rig-Veda, an ancient sacred poem of India, written between 3500 and 1800 BC recounts the story of a warrior, Queen Vishpla, who lost her leg in battle, was fitted with an iron prosthesis, and returned to battle.

fuckin' awesome

>>125798
HA! Guess I have to thank my HS History teacher when my reunion comes for remember, even if it was just a tidbit.

>>125810
OH NO YOU DIDN'T

In before "how does it feel like..."

>>125754
something similar to Mulan happened.

Also, quiz time: Who trained Lancer?

>>125752
That was the original plan. The protagonist was going to be female too.

>>125684
Oh, c'mon. How can you not love the idea of fucking the King of England?

>>125754
There have been plenty of crossdressers in history.

>>125723
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_women_warriors_in_folklore,_literature,_and_popular_cul
ture

>>125823

>>125684

>>125816
>Who goes there?

It is I, Arturius, daughter of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!

>Pull the other one!

I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

[Captain] Our king is the god of war. He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat.
[Soldier 1] “She,” sir.
[Captain] What was that?
[Soldier 1] Our king is a woman, sir.
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that.
[Captain] He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat! No one can stand in the way of-
[Soldier 1] Forgive me for speaking out of turn, Captain, but that’s definitely a woman.
[Soldier 3] Though it might be a man with coconuts in his armor.
[Soldier 2] Are you trying to say that our king carries fruits in her chest?
[Captain] His chest! Look! Our king’s dauntless figure has not changed since he-
[Soldier 1] “She,’ sir.
[Captain] QUIET! Our king has not changed since he pulled out the sword of selection! The king does not age, and he certainly does not walk around with coconuts pressed to his chest!

>>125813
Are there any DarkSakura on DarkSaber doujins?

[Soldier 3] So our king is a woman.
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that!
[Soldier 1] I’m so glad that I’m not the only one here that can see the blooming obvious!
[Captain] Stop speaking of our king as if he were some common two-pence tramp! He, and I do mean he, is the incarnation of a dragon! He will lead us to victory against-
[Soldier 1] “She,” sir!
[Captain] I’ve had enough out of you!
[Soldier 1] With all due respect, Captain, you’re a bloody loony! I am loyal to the king, but the king is a woman!
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that!
[Soldier 3] I wouldn’t mind having a quickie with her, if you know what I mean!
[Captain] ENOUGH! Our king is the blooming god of war! He does not walk around with coconuts in his chest, he is not quite a looker, and there will be no having quickies with our king!
[Saber] Is there a problem, Captain?
[Captain] Y… your majesty, I-
[Soldier 1] Your majesty… you’re a woman, right?
[Saber] …my gender is meaningless. I am the wielder of Excalibur and the King of Britain.
[Soldier 3] …so she’s a hermaphrodite?

>>125826
I suppose they'd finished writing the rin/saber/shirou sex scene before they swapped the genders around, then?

>>125816
The King of England is awesome, not so much when he takes the form of a girl you're supposed to fap to. That sort of goes against what made him so appealing in the first place.

>>125846
>Arturius

fail detected

>>125861
this

>>125856
Underage B& detected.

FSN would have been a lot better with female protagonist and male King Arthur. Whoever decided to push forward that change should be shot.

>>125855
Saber kicks ass AND is hot. Looks like a win/win situation to me.

>>125861
kickass? maybe.
hot? not really.

>>125874
welcome to the real world. It wouldn't sell so good then.

>>125891

If you play F/SN as if it was a dating sim, you're an idiot.

>>125897
try to convince me that it wasn't played this way in the place it was selled.

>>125239
>>125660
>>125813

Holy shit. I have never lusted for an english patch more than this moment.

>>125908

Anyone who was playing it as a dating sim wouldn't have gotten past the first 3 hours with Rin, let alone bothered to play for another 10 straight hours to get to the first hint of ero.

There's a reason its the best selling visual novel ever--and it isn't the sex.

>>125861
But you don't need to be the embodiment of a man to kick ass! Right....?

Bitches need to stop BAAAWWWing about the genderswap already. You have NO IDEA how the story was originally planned (nobody really has), so it's completely idiotic to say it was superior.

>>125915
>Anyone who was playing it as a dating sim wouldn't have gotten past the first 3 hours with Rin, let alone bothered to play for another 10 straight hours to get to the first hint of ero.

Clearly you don't know anon very well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Japanese_women_in_warfare
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Women_in_Medieval_warfare

>>125915
if it was supposed to be speciffically a plot-oriented vn, then what about the, well, sophisticated sex scenes? sorry, boy. Fs/n had to satisfy a whole gigantic bunch of otaku basement-dwellers.

>>125941
you underestimate anons ability

>>125941

The sex scenes were unbelievably shitty. If you played F/SN for them, you really wasted your time.

Its PLOT WITH PORN, not PORN WITH PLOT.

>>125941
>sophisticated sex scenes
I mean, sex scenes yeah. But, sophisticated? Nasu writes the most abysmal sex scenes possible.

>>125937
you underestimate anons ability

i clicked on the wrong post number the first time around.

> Tomoe was especially beautiful, with white skin, long hair, and charming features. She was also a remarkably strong archer, and as a swordswoman she was a warrior worth a thousand, ready to confront a demon or a god, mounted or on foot. She handled unbroken horses with superb skill; she rode unscathed down perilous descents. Whenever a battle was imminent, Yoshinaka sent her out as his first captain, equipped with strong armor, an oversized sword, and a mighty bow; and she performed more deeds of valor than any of his other warriors.
>
> —Tale of the Heike, translated by Helen McCullough, page 291.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomoe_Gozen

Because of GARcher and Sakura.

>>125946

Agreed; I actually skipped them ;_;

>>125953
Not that I think that they were pinnacles of erotic writing, but I can't think of any ero scenes in any VN I read that were actually much better (and yes, I read most of the ones available in English). In before giggling moonspeak elitists with nothing to back them up.

>>125946
I seriously fucking hated sex scenes and was simply disguisted by the scene before the fight with berserker.
MY reason for playing the game has NOTHING TO DO with the reason of people who bought it in japan. They were paying for it. I did not. Type-moon couldn't care less if I was satisfied with it.

>>125953
lolwut? Hisui? Len? MOTHERFUCKING KOHAKU?

>>125974

Agreed--on this point, out of curiosity, does the "all ages" version of F/SN have all the same violence/etc, just the sex scenes removed and story slightly adjusted to compensate?

>>125991
same thing, just with cg dragons

Nasus "forced" sex-scenes, i.e those who happen for more-or-less bullshit reasons, "Mana transfer" being the epitome of this are of course shit, since the premise is off. Anyone who claims he can't write a good H-scene should replay Hisui and/or Ahikas routes. Now.

>>125752
Saber was originally going to be a man and the lead character female. Would have been better than Mister You Lost Me.

>>126012
I second so hard that my hands tremble.

>>126013
Hahaha oh wow. Hisui and Akiha? Remember back when we posted over 9000 caps from those scenes and ridiculed them?

Seriously, someone give an example of some erogame sex scene writing that is actually good.

>>126013
I couldn't stop loling for most of the mana transfer scene because of the ridiculous reasoning behind it.

>>125953
sophisticated was a motherfucking sarcasm there.
seriously guys.

>>126035
what the fuck?

>>126036
soppy meats

Nasu sometimes writes good stuff. I liked the Akiha dream sequence from the Near Side routes...

>>125946
>>Its PLOT WITH PORN, not PORN WITH PLOT.

Perfectly phrased.

>>126012
/r/ing female shirou flood.

>>126076
I'm almost afraid to ask, but did Saber just anally fist Shirou to get at the prostate and induce an erection?

>>126109

Yes, i did

>>126093
There aren't enough pics of her for a decent-sized flood.

>>126109
Dark Saber doesn't take no for an answer.

>>126109
I actually never noticed that before...

>>126122
And that's terrible.

so moe you gonna get raped

>>126122
;_;

>>126109
So THAT'S how a woman rapes a man.

>>126076
/r/ing sauce, want to get this shit translated

so moe...

>>126141

FATTY SABER INCOMING

>>126183
>ayaka&saver.jpg

>>126164
Purple Sky, Golden Dawn by TEX-MEX. And there never has been a translation for it even though people have been requesting one for YEARS.

>>126207

Anyone have that picture of Dark Sader?

>>126047
was this fully translated? if so could i get a link to it nothing on rapidsearch.

;_;

>>125221
>Still, Tsukihime is infinitely better. I wish they would make more Tsukihime games instead of fighting spin offs and shit.

Hear hear.

>>126191

the world needs more dark saber artwork

>>126278

Indeed

>>126290
DO FUCKING WANT.

I'd make her fight my regular Saber fig.

>>126318
IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZA!

>>125660

Anyone have the original image?

>>126047
source?

>>126702
black 99%, no idea where to get the translated version though.