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In which the Pharaoh demands we complete Operation Eclipse, posthaste.

Make sure to be nice to /jp/ natives, be civil, etc.

>> No.12554243
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I want to fuck a cute Shirohebi cloaca so bad.

>> No.12554250

>>12554235
God fucking dammit can we never have a correct OP

Why can't people leave making new threads to people who actually know how the fuck to make them, and also wait until a thread a ded before making one

>> No.12554254

>>12554250
because we can't have nice things. At least Monster Girl is in the title

>> No.12554260

>>12554250
(not OP) What are the expectations for thread creation

>> No.12554263

>>12554250
I kinda panicked.
'Kinda,' as in I saw that Anon say
>new thread time?
and knew he was going to try and fuck it up again.

And then I tried posting it, but the links weren't able to go through, so I got rid of them, and yea.

I'll proceed to kill myself. I tried, though.
At least we got a Subject line this time, though.

>> No.12554265

>>12554260
>Old thread falls off the last page
>Make a new thread
It's that fucking simple. I refuse to believe people are this stupid, this is intentional.

>> No.12554266

>>12554265
That's not what people are bitching about, stop being an ignorant cunt

>> No.12554267

>>12554265

And put Monstergirl Thread in the title or at least monster something and include all the resources like the master list.

>> No.12554269

>>12554263

Use the mexico or canadian extensions to get around the link problem bro.

>> No.12554271

>>12554266
>>12554267
Thank you.
>>12554265
You were useless.

>> No.12554272 [DELETED] 

>>12554265
>this is intentional
I swear I'm legit.

I only posted it early because I thought 12554214 was going to try and do it again, and then we'd be without a subject line again.
I mean, I know I fucked up, but at least we got SOMETHING right this time.
R-Right?

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>>12554260
>Monster Girl Thread in the Subject
>Decent picture relating to Monster Girls
>Starts with a short sweet and witty one liner
>Any recent announcements on top (I.E: Sand Worm Doujin Translated, New EMG chapter out, New MGE profile, etc.)
>Linking to the necessary links, such as translations, masterlists, older but still relevant announcements, etc.
>Wait until the old thread is dead before the new one is launched

That's how you make an OP.

>> No.12554277

>>12554265
>this is intentional
I swear I'm legit.

I only posted it early because I thought >>12554214 was going to try and do it again, and then we'd be without a subject line again.
I mean, I know I fucked up, but at least we got SOMETHING right this time.
R-Right?

>> No.12554279

>>12554272
Yes, you did all right. I couldn't post the links either.

>>12554269
This apparently.

>> No.12554280

>>12554272

Would have also been miles better if you didn't do the grapesnake posting stuff. Editions really don't work the way they used to on /a/. The threads last way too long for that.

>> No.12554283

>>12554243
But she shits from there.

>> No.12554284

>>12554274
Thank you.

>> No.12554288

>>12554283
And pisses. That's why it's so hot.

>> No.12554292

>>12554274
And I had all that, but it didn't go through, and I thought I had to do something before the other anon, went

>I post thread now?
>No.
>I post thread now.

But seriously. Show me one more time how to bypass the link issue.

>> No.12554296

>>12554292
Spoiler a part of the link.

>> No.12554301

>>12554288
Gross dude.

>> No.12554304

>>12554296
See, I'm trying but,
are you supposed to put the spoilers on the periods? Or the domain name space?

See, type it in the post space and then send a picture of it through imgur. I get it, but it's not working for me.

>> No.12554308

>>12554250
It has monster girl in the subject, the image is SFW. That's good enough for me

>> No.12554313
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Once more for posterity should do. It was page 7 then and this thread will be here for the weekend warriors.
For those on their days off, chapter #79 is live.

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/86760457/Chapter%2079

Have a nice weekend, anons.

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We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig underground the
whole day through
To rape rape rape rape rape rape rape is what we really like to do
It ain't no trick to get laid quick
If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
He is mine! He is mine! He is mine! He is mine!
Where a million eggs are mine!

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night
We rape rape rape rape rape rape rape hard everything in sight
We hunt down husbands by the score
A thousand shotas, sometimes more
But we don't know why we fuck 'em raw
We dig dig dig a-dig dig

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho

[Chorus]
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
[Whistle]

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

[Chorus]

eigh-ho, Heigh-ho
[Whistle]

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho hum

[Chorus three times]

Heigh-ho [until fade]

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Aviators Chapter 4 is finished(TM). I hope you enjoy it!

http://pastebin.com/pHVrheVW

Still a rough draft, so I would appreciate any corrections and/or criticisms you guys might have.

The pic related 2cute Stella art is by Mithril. Commission him for things.

My pastebin if you would like to read previous chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/ThunderBrother

>> No.12554337

>>12554316
Zip me up!

>> No.12554345

>>12554235
OP is only "on the shortbus to school" retarded, not "euthanasia is now necessary" retarded.

We're slowly making progress anons.

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Thank you?

>> No.12554357

>>12554345
Seriously though.
Post a link bypass thing on pastebin.
I seriously could've made the thread better if it weren't for the filter.

>> No.12554373

In the previous thread:

MG threads which aren't MG threads which then are MG threads
Gods need praise badly
First sexualise the sun. Then sexualise the planets. And after that, sexualise the local galactic cluster
Setting commentary for the recent Sandworm donjon was translated
Bob is developing the writefag equivalent of the Guns of the Patriots system
Gay stuff, Alp stuff, and gay Alp stuff
/mgt/ is bullied into MonsterGirl High's school slut
Spooky monstergirls
Survival of the rapiest/cuddliest
Delicious brown cow.
How much health is too much h- oh wait, we've already had this one
Workout wolfu, red moon wolfu, based wolfus all around
Ant girls work tirelessly so that they can love you tirelessly

I'd post this only when the last thread is dead, but I've gotta be out early today.

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Threadly reminder that milfs > lolishit

>> No.12554378

>>12554375
Busted loose hags with saggy tits and cellulite-ridden legs..

>> No.12554379

>>12554373
Ant girls saved the end of that last thread.

ALL HAIL OUR ANT GIRL OVERLORDS.

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>>12554378

I know, isn't it great?

>> No.12554394

>>12554385
What am I even looking at here?

>> No.12554395

>>12554394
The bringer of death, destruction, and the sole defyer of the Gods as a MILF

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>>12554394

Giratina.

>> No.12554401

>>12554345
MGT found a way

>> No.12554402

>>12554396

didn't mean to spoiler that one, ah well

>> No.12554403
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fox women are the best!

>> No.12554405

>>12554403
To be honest I'm really tired of foxes. Could we get a reprieve for a couple of days?

>> No.12554406

>>12554403
But my allergies

>> No.12554410

>>12554403
>inb4 smugfox posts
^ At least don't spam us with this please.

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>>12554235
Blog thread? Forgot to buy Forza and Persona Arena today. ~sigh~

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>>12554410
Anon, have you ever considered not drawing attention to something?

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>>12554243
And then I bought a shitty mixer for rum. ~feels~

>> No.12554430

remember to ignore and report the shitposter, everyone.

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>>12554274

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>>12554313

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>>12554314

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>>12554316

>> No.12554444 [DELETED] 

>>12554418
New persona arena is quite fun. Can't wait for Margaret, and Narukami is still OP. It's still dumb that they are charging the full price $60 though.

>> No.12554447 [DELETED] 

>>12554444
>responding to a shitposter
don't encourage the retard.

>> No.12554449

ANYWAY,

Has there been a date or anything on the EMG anime at all?
I'm still looking forward to that, despite knowing what to expect from it.
That is, CGI monster parts.

>> No.12554450

>>12554449
I expect suffering for Miia. and yes, probably really bad CGI. maybe Xebec will get it and make everyone have big ol butts.

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>>12554354

>> No.12554457

>>12554450
>big butts
I'm conflicted about this.
On one hand, I like the thought, but on the other, if they were to focus only on the ass...
>Lamiass
>Spider ass
>Ass ass
>Fish that doesn't even have a butt

I loathe the implications.

>> No.12554458 [DELETED] 

>>12554418
>>12554427
>>12554433
>>12554437
>>12554438
>>12554443
>>12554452
Perhaps this is one time paladins would be welcomed.

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>>12554375

>> No.12554460

>>12554410
to be honest I hate smug foxes in spats, fyi, thats not me doing that, i post the good pics

>> No.12554461

>>12554458
Just ignore and report, Paladin posting only encourages him.
>>12554457
just think about Spider butt and Papi Butt, Xebec knows where to put health, they can adapt to characters not having butts.

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>>12554385

>> No.12554464

>>12554460
Kudos! Care to provide more then?

>> No.12554465

>>12554461
>they can adapt to characters not having butts
By giving them butts.

>> No.12554466 [DELETED] 

>>12554444
>2014
>buying gamed
Just pirate it, anon

>> No.12554467

>>12554405
How about Ants?

Giant Ants?

>> No.12554468

>>12554465
think about xebec Papi butt. maybe you saw what xebec did with Upotte. turned girls from twigs into health

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>>12554396

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>>12554403

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>>12554464
Hungry fox

>> No.12554477

>>12554467
Not quite tired of ants yet but they've only been recently brought up. It's actually refreshing to see the rehashing of a topic we haven't talked about in a very long time. I prefer cute shortstack ants over giant ants though.

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>>12554423

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>>12554476
wandering down to the railway station and meeting my friend

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>>12554479
catch her on the way home, invites me for some sake

>> No.12554483 [DELETED] 

>>12554479
Stop posting images, you're giving the shitposter more to work with

>> No.12554484 [DELETED] 

>>12554483
He doesn't need them

>> No.12554485
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>>12554482
caught one of the maidens at the shrine (next to the railway station) doing something amusing, OFC I wont tell you her name, but later that night I offered to take her out for dinner

>> No.12554486

>>12554483
He'll leave. Just ignore him and we'll continue.

>>12554468
Will they turn Miia into health?
Because I'm to sure I'd be cool with that.

>> No.12554487

>>12554476
>>12554479
Very nice.
>>12554483
Ignore this guy.

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>>12554444
Nice quads. Narukami is ezmodo if you're good with grapples. Fuck Yukkiko.

>>12554476

>> No.12554489

>>12554485
spoiler that shit, mang.

>> No.12554490

>>12554479
Holy fuck those ears. I want to nuzzle them all over.

>> No.12554491

>>12554486
Healthy Miia would be good.

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>>12554485
caught up with another 'friend' who wants me to take her out all the time.

my wallet gets so much lighter when she is with me

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>>12554479

>> No.12554495
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>>12554491
>Healthy Miia would be good.
Mmm yes

>> No.12554496

>>12554490
she is very proud of her ears, hard as it may be, people notice them before her nice chest.

>> No.12554497

>>12554495
Eat the eggs.

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>>12554482

>> No.12554500

>>12554496
>kitsune gets her ears groped in the train
Drawfags, please!

>> No.12554501
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12554501

here she is again, demonstrating why fox women tend to avoid human clothing

Not a real big deal here, since human clothing is hard to find, makes it difficult for me though

>> No.12554503

>>12554497
She would eat them happily.
Any lamia would.

>> No.12554505

>>12554497
W-Why do you do this?

>> No.12554506

>>12554501
That's a very big tail. I'd love to use it as a daki.

>> No.12554507

>>12554500
actually that would be a simple 4 koma to draw up

do we have any bored drawfags around?

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>>12554485
Literally breaking the rules. Don't worry. I'll fix.

>> No.12554510

>>12554503
A point in her favor for best girl however I'm still a Suu fan.

>> No.12554511
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>>12554506
Most 9 tails have large tails, they tend to prefer the term brush though, tail is considered to rather ..insulting,

>> No.12554512

>>12554304
Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

bit.[spoiler ]l[spoiler ]y[ /spoiler][ /spoiler]
Might be less of an issue if threads weren't always made while I was asleep so no one even sees the spoiler block on the index page. 4chanX removes it and fixes the link inside the thread.

>> No.12554514

>>12554505
I do it for love.

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>>12554492

>> No.12554518

>>12554510
Suu is easily second best though.
Still good taste.

>> No.12554520

>>12554518
Why thank you. Miia is second best girl for me and good taste to you as well.

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>>12554511

>> No.12554522

>>12554511
I'd touch her lewd tail all over with my hands and cheeks. I'd call her a dirty doggy and bury my nose so deep inside her hairy appendage that I could barely breathe.

>> No.12554523

>>12554512
So double-spoiler it?
Okay. I think I might get it now.

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>>12554495

>> No.12554526

>>12554505
not for honor, but for you~

>> No.12554528

>>12554518
You wanna know why Suu is so great?
Because she can change her shape to any monster girl she wants.

>> No.12554529

>>12554512
Someone pastebin how to spoiler so we can link it right before a new thread begins

>> No.12554530
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>>12554521
Ill stop for now, don't wanna spam fox women pics

this is a lady that work at the shop down the road from me, she is looking for a nice husband

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>>12554501

>> No.12554532

>>12554529
I had the same thought.
Please do.

>> No.12554533

>>12554528
>Because she can change her shape
Fixed

>> No.12554535

>>12554530
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! PICK MEEE!

>> No.12554538

>>12554528
That's a good reason but she is cutest in her original form. Small breast form > goo form > big breast form however all are good.

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>>12554530
Her sister works at the shrine , she is also single, and always flirts with me

>> No.12554541

>>12554539
Her sister is hotter.

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>>12554539
and i'll end the pic dump for the night with this lady whom i shall give details on next time

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is Mima a monster girl?

>> No.12554560

>>12554556
>That anatomy
She's a monster alright

>> No.12554567

>>12554556
Of some kind. Is she a ghost?

>> No.12554569

>>12554556
>ghost knees

The fuck man

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Spider and the Fly update, line 1499 onwards
http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj
enjoy some operatin.

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I love you and enjoy spending time with you.

>> No.12554608

>>12554495
>Miia Laid An.jpegg

>> No.12554610

>>12554580
Why is the one on the left an Aboriginal?
Is she an Aboriginal with the ADF?
Who does she shoot with her FAL?
Kangaroos?
E-Emus?

>> No.12554632

>>12554605
Who are you talking to?

>> No.12554633

>>12554632
No one in particular and you specifically at the same time.

>> No.12554643

>>12554633
Faaaggggggggggg

I love you too

>> No.12554645

>>12554643
Who you calling a fag you little bitch? I'l have you know that you are a special person.

>> No.12554651

>>12554643
>>12554645
You both form together to make a big bundle of sticks

faggots

>> No.12554654 [DELETED] 

>>12554610
dunno, found it in an /ak/ thread.

>> No.12554656

>>12554651
You mean with just a big bundle of sticks we form together a big faggot. Not plural dick mongler.

>> No.12554658

>>12554610
found it in an /ak/ thread, I'm not sure.

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Janitors are asleep post smug

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http://pastebin.com/1dCPCg90
>Oni-Daughteru does Cosplay

I think I promised someone to do something after these Moth-chan and Loli-Oni's daughteru shorts, but I can't remember what.

>> No.12554668

>>12554665
Let's not and say we did.

>> No.12554678

>>12554665
>All these fox- and wolf-girls
>Part animal, slightly wild
>No pubic hair
What's up with that?

>> No.12554680
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12554680

>>12554678

>> No.12554681

>>12554678
Pubic hair is rather unsightly. I mean, if it was soft and fluffy like a normal wolf/fox/etc girl's hair, then it might not be so bad. But then you run into the problem that it'll soak up all their secretions and get all gooey, sticky, and musky.

http://i.imgur.com/u2Tw7BJ.jpg

>> No.12554682

>>12554681
>all gooey, sticky, and musky.
>not wanting to ram your face into her gooey, sticky, and musky bush

>> No.12554687

>>12554681

Fuck. Off. Bob.

>> No.12554697

>>12554681
>Pubic hair is rather unsightly.
Well, we don't seem to mind it on humans. And half of these girls are meant to be near-feral rapists living in the woods. When do they wax?

>> No.12554700

>>12554495
sometimes she takes a little pack of mayonnaise and she'll squirt it in her mouth all over

>> No.12554702

>>12554700
mayonegg

>> No.12554742
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12554742

Are xenos welcome here?

>> No.12554745

>>12554742
No. And that artist even less.

>> No.12554747
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>>12554742
pls no

>> No.12554748

>>12554745

Incase does fine work, he does has a strong case of same-face syndrome though.

>> No.12554750

>>12554742
ENGLISH LEAVE!! JAPANESE PEOPLE USE JAPANESE BOARDS!! YOU GO HOME RACISTS: GO BACK YOUR COUNTRY BOARDS!! NOW!!

>> No.12554752

>>12554750
Don't make us have to nuke you again.

>> No.12554753

>>12554748
And a bad case of tumbler fish lips.

>> No.12554755

>>12554748
>Western art
>Almost all his works are futashit

>Fine work

>> No.12554757
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>>12554752

>> No.12554759

>>12554313
Laven is Luffy
Rose is Zoro
Susan is Nami
Chris is Usopp
Minte is Sanji
Ba'el is Chopper
You even got them in order

>> No.12554762

>>12554757
I want that so much.

>> No.12554765

>>12554742
how do you read these comics, from left to right?

>> No.12554769

>>12554742
Delete that shit.

>> No.12554795

>>12554755

>futa
>no vaginas

Please stop mixing up fetishes.

>> No.12554800

>>12554610
>>12554580

>That ridiculously small FAL that seems to be chambered for 5.56x45mm NATO
>No tacvest
>No visible pouches with extra ammo whatsoever
>No combat knives

>> No.12554801

>>12554800
maybe the elves are just big.

>> No.12554802

>>12554801
>big elves
Do want.

>> No.12554804

>>12554802
Big Elves with FALs?

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>>12554804
Doesn't matter which guns, really. I just want my house to be raided by them and my body violated as a heinous war crime that they will never face court for.

>> No.12554807
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>>12554806
That's pretty specific. but I support this.

>> No.12554813

>>12554804
>>12554802
>>12554801

>You'll never be part of a guerrilla comprised mostly of big elf girls
>You'll never prove to be as efficient in your duties and in combat as them regardless of their natural advantages over humans
>They'll never take a liking to you, becoming fembros for life, often choosing to drag you along when leaving HQ when patrolling the outskirts of the jungle or setting up observation posts
>They'll never compete over your attention in subtle ways with harmless jokes and games when gathered around campfires at night

>> No.12554814

>>12554813
>Elf Fembros
yes.
>in a guerrilla unit with elves
yessssss

>> No.12554815
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>>12554807
Imagine the elves holding a gun to your head and making you lick them off. Once the group leader shudders with her rape orgasm, the number two rips your pants off and forces her tight orifice all over your dick. Imagine she tells you that they'll execute you if you don't fuck her hard enough to make her come.

>> No.12554817

>>12554813
>>12554814
100% mortality rate
They would just succumb to the D

>> No.12554819

>>12554815
Not entirely sure how to feel about that, but I think I like it.
also, it's not rape if it's an elf.

>> No.12554822

>>12554817
that's why you need to protect their smiles, as well as their sixes.

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>>12554819
How about when you creampie her, only to see her disappointed face? She signals her underling to put you down, but she shoots just past you and they beat and tie you up while you're still reeling from the noise. When you come to, you're on their rickety old ZIL, another elf bouncing on your cock as the truck drives down an uneven road into the mountains.

>> No.12554830

>>12554814
>>12554817
>>12554822

>They'll never sometimes act as if they were your older sisters, doing things like ruffle your hair playfully and smothering your face against their breasts when yanking you by the neck into one-arm hugs just because they're taller than you
>They'll never turn slightly grumpy and jealous of you when they see you taking care of captured female prisioners, despite you not volunteering to do so
>They'll never radio you every once in a while just to talk to you when you're assigned to go on an expedition with a different unit that doesn't involve them

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>>12554825
uh oh, I think I might start liking military elves a little too much

>> No.12554832

>>12554830

I think I like the fembro version more than rape elves.

>> No.12554835

>>12554832
I like both versions. but fembro elves are better.

>> No.12554836

>>12554832

Agreed. Fembro elves have tons of potential, it's a much more pleasing concept to think about than straight up rape elves.

>> No.12554838

>>12554831
And I thought elves couldn't get any better.

>> No.12554842
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12554842

>>12554831
Ten years after the war a photojournalist will come along, take a photo of you in your slave robes, with your haggard, mindbroken eyes, surrounded by your hundred daughters. Your thousand-yard stare will lead to a renewed public outrage and calls for the eradication of the Elves. They will never be published back home, obviously, but the photo collection includes shots of some of your older daughters taking part in the gang rapes of their father.

>> No.12554843

>>12554838
>>12554836
>>12554832
>>12554830
guys, what if
>Fembro Elf Selous Scouts slotting floppies in Rhodesia

>> No.12554847

>>12554842
that's kind of dark, but elf gangbangs are so hot.

>> No.12554854

>>12554843

What if fembros with light femdom

>> No.12554856
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>>12554847
Maybe, once you've filled each and every Elf's uterus with you seed, they'll let you go. You'll go back to human society, but see sensual nightmares of elves every night. Human women seem so ugly and weak compared to them. Eventually you walk your way back to the mountains. The Elves will ignore you, like a ghost, so you will fill your days stealing their food and raping them. Irrumating an Elf while she's knitting in front of the radio feels somehow empty, but it's still better than your ruined life back home.

>> No.12554858

>>12554843
>booty shorts
>some only wearing the shorts, hat and magazine pouches
>FALs
>killing commies
>>12554854
that too.
>>12554856
man, that's somehow even worse than enslavement end

>> No.12554860

Are elves the most vanilla of monster girl fetishes?

>> No.12554861

>>12554856

Yeah, Fembro Elves are definitely better than this.

>> No.12554863

>>12554858
>>12554861
>not liking SUFFERING
Does everything have to be cute and fluffy around here? Would it be better if some Elf cutie just made you into her burqa-clad house husbando?

>> No.12554866

>>12554854
Even better.

>> No.12554868

>>12554863

>Implying living in a world where monstergirls aren't real isn't enough suffering already

>> No.12554869

>>12554863

I like femdom, to an extent and I even hate classifying it as femdom. I just want a waifu who will sometimes take charge and ride my dick into the ground and be cuddly afterwards, is that so wrong?

>> No.12554870

>>12554863
I wouldn't mind being a househusbando, the whole rape you for decades thing isn't my thing.

>> No.12554873

>>12554869
Vanilla femdom a best.

>> No.12554876

>>12554863
>Does everything have to be cute and fluffy around here?
That's pretty much why I'm here.

>> No.12554877
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If only i could travel the land helping out the townsfolk with my amazon waifu, and band of friends

>> No.12554881

>>12554869
>Cuddling with a jinko after she rides my dick.

Perfect.

>> No.12554882

>>12554877
>imlpying she'd even let you out of the house

>> No.12554884

Picture of a scared Giant Ant about to clock a vampire in the face with her shovel saying "sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!" When?

>> No.12554885

>>12554881
My Jinko brother
Jinkos the cuddliest
they don't have to be tigers either,
Imagine Snow Leopard Jinkos
Lion Jinkos
Cougar Jinkos
Lynx, bobcat and Ocelot Jinkos
>cheetah Jinko tackles you off your motorcycle when you were doing about 65
>ravages you on the side of the highway
>you quietly call for a tow truck while she's asleep, cuddling you and not letting you go

>> No.12554886
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>>12554881
You'd die of rug burn before she was done with you.

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>>12554885
>Snow Leopard Jinkos
The cuddliest.
Why don't Jinkos have to be tigers? Wouldn't a Lion girl just be a Lion girl?

>> No.12554891

>>12554889
I just think of Jinkos as predatory cats, not necessarily tigers, I guess it's my head canon.

>> No.12554893

>>12554885

>cheetah Jinko tackles you off your motorcycle when you were doing about 65

Nigga u gon get some serious injuries from that.

>> No.12554894

>>12554893
she'll feel really bad about it and try to fuck you back to health. also, you were wearing a helmet and gear like you always should.

>> No.12554895

>>12554893

Duck and roll

>> No.12554900

>>12554895
What if you hit a tree or a big ass rock

>> No.12554902
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12554902

>>12554885

Not as cuddliest as succubi

>> No.12554903

>>12554900
Hope that you don't die and she takes you to a hospital first

>> No.12554905

>>12554900
I guess the Jinko would make sure the way is clear. I don't think it's fun to ride a dick with a broken spine.

>> No.12554908

>>12554902
I'd rather cuddle with a smug fox than cuddle with a Succubutt

>> No.12554909

>>12554806
>>12554815
>>12554825

Oh god, now I want to be held at gunpoint and raped by a dirty knife-ear. Thanks a lot /mgg/

>> No.12554910

>>12554885
My nigga.

>>12554886
She just cuddles you back to life.
You learn to survive after some time anyways.

>> No.12554911

>>12554902
>no cuddly fur
>somehow better than big strong Jinko
nah
>>12554908
give it a rest Bob.

>> No.12554912

>>12554910
if she was a felis-type catgirl, she could purr you healthy.

>> No.12554916

>>12554911
I'm not even Bob, I'm just say those shitty fluffy smug foxes that nobody fucking likes is better than a not at all fluffy Succubutt

>> No.12554919

>>12554916
succubutts are indeed a shit

>> No.12554922

>your waifu starts making smug remarks while you dick her

How do you respond?

>> No.12554923

>>12554912
That too.

Frosted Rapes are a nice option, too.
http://imgur.com/a/yiW0i#0

>> No.12554925

>>12554923
>http://imgur.com/a/yiW0i#0
frosted rapes a cute
and rape.

>>12554922
dick her harder

>> No.12554928
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12554928

>be a new adventurer
>wandering about when she comes up to you
>she wishes to join you on your adventures
>How do you react, respond?

>> No.12554930

>>12554928
Say "Yes."

Then listen to the fanfare and giant text popping up, telling me that she joined my party, and to give her a name.

Her new name is Shitbitch99

>> No.12554931

>>12554925
With extra rape flavor.

>> No.12554932

>>12554928

I don't know what species of monster girls she is, this could end with a loving relationship or me being pumped full of eggs.

>> No.12554935

>>12554931
she's so big and muscular
she could take me whether I wanted it or not. she gives me fearections like no one else.

>> No.12554936

>>12554928

Tell her that it might be too dangerous for her to travel with me, if something bad happens, I wouldn't want anyone else to get involved. If she insists, well, guess I can't stop her.

>> No.12554938

>>12554932
filename says sea bishop
>>12554936
she's a white mage, she's okay
I'd take her in my team, sure. Healers are important.

>> No.12554940

>>12554922
Put it in the other hole

>> No.12554944

>>12554935
She's the best, right after the jinkos.
She doesn't gives me fearboners, would totally run towards her for a hug.

>> No.12554945

>>12554863
Too bad /mgg/ is too wimpy for hard femdom. Although the man burqa option sounds lovely too.

>you will never live in an elfish shithole where the knife-ear police constantly harass you
>"Hey human boy, where are you going without an elf family member? What would your wife think if she saw you wandering around alone so late?"
>"I-I just w-wanted to run to the store..."
>they drag you off to their offices to wait for your elf waifu to "claim" you
>passing the time by making you eat them out, saying that you must have expected something like this would happen if you went without the protection of an elf
>human boys are no better than common street whores without their wives and should be treated as such

>> No.12554946

>my fetish is anal
>my waifu doesn't have a butt
Why? Why is life such an asshole?

>> No.12554948

>>12554945

See, that I don't mind too much.

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>>12554923
>>12554925
>>12554931
>>12554935
>>12554944

She has to keep up the rape. It helps her keep her figure.

>> No.12554950
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>>12554946
Because you're waifu a shit.

>> No.12554952

>>12554945
>Not being strong enough to defend yourself from elves

>> No.12554953

>>12554950
You cheeky scumbag, say that to my face.

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>>12554953

>> No.12554955
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>>12554953
You're waifu a shit.

>> No.12554959

alp cuddling is okay, right?

along with bullying with dick

>> No.12554960

>>12554945
>jihad elves
Write(and draw)fags pls.

>> No.12554961

>>12554952
And get tased by the knife-ears and thrown in knife-ear jail with the dark elf warden? No thanks

>> No.12554962

>>12554949
>that pic

Damn, didn't had this one yet. She's gorgeous.

Wanted to read this manga but fucking webcomic.

>> No.12554965

I want a monster girl to lovingly dick me.

>> No.12554968

>>12554667
I like it.

>> No.12554969

>>12554965
>I want a monster girl to lovingly V me.

Oops.

>> No.12554970
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12554970

Harpy was here.
Jinko a loser.

>> No.12554971

>>12554965
>>12554969
Quite the Freudian slip, hmm?

>> No.12554973

>>12554970
God, thats just adorable.

>> No.12554974

>>12554970

>jinko becomes overtly attacked to her new human mate
>after years of being fucked and impregnated she loses her ability to fight
>harpies raid her home, stealing her mate
>She tracks them down but is defeated when she attempts to help him escape
>Forced to watch as the entire harpie tribe rapes her mate
>she surrenders her body to them fully and completely for the chance to still be near him

>> No.12554977

>>12554974
Seems a bit NTR

>> No.12554982

>>12554977

but the jinko and her mate get the opportunity to serve a superior race, it's a happy ending.

>> No.12554984

>>12554982
Harpie please.

Go eat some bread crumbs

>> No.12554987

>>12554982

Fucking birdbrain.

>> No.12554988

>>12554982

More like, a HARPY ending!

Huh? Amirite? C'mon!

>> No.12554989

>>12554974
I didn't know you posted here, Xration!

>> No.12554991

>>12554925
>Hey Rapes! I like the things you do.
>Hey Rapes! If I could I would be with you.
>You're the one and only tiger, the one and only taste.
>You know how to take a rape and make it...GRrreat!
>Frosted Rapes is more than good...they're GREA-OHGODISTHATMYSPLEEN?!!

>> No.12554995

>>12554902
Is it just me or does she look much better when she's a cool onee-san rather than a lust-crazed slut?

I mean, at least turn her into a monster girl that actually suits her. Fucking lilims.

>> No.12554996

>>12554988
I swear to god I will fuck your boat up Charon

>> No.12554999

>>12554995
>does she look much better when she's a cool onee-san rather than a lust-crazed slut?
Cool onee-sans are so good. I wish she'd have become a lust-crazed cool onee-san, like if she kept the cool facade while raping you dry.

>> No.12555004

>>12554999
Really, I wish someone could be corrupted without becoming a mindless slutwhore. I'd love a story where a paladin's secret crush nun gets corrupted, but instead of becoming a drooling bikini slut she attacked him while still looking and acting like herself.
>I'm so sorry, Paladin-kun, but I can't stop myself anymore! I always loved you... Now I'm going to make you mine!

>> No.12555007

>>12555004

She became overcome with lust, how is it any different?

>> No.12555008

>>12555007
>instead of becoming a drooling bikini slut she attacked him while still looking and acting like herself.
This is what's different. She keeps her personality intact. It's still her, even if she's now a succubus.

>> No.12555021
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>>12554467

Ants?

Ants.

>> No.12555028
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12555028

>>12554965

you don't say

>> No.12555031

>>12555028
Why do you cap stuff from that Hroz doujin in particular?

>> No.12555032

>>12555028

I don't understand how expressing a desire is wrong.

Are you implying you know what turns me on better than I do?

>> No.12555033

>>12555004
I just want monsters to have personality quirks that don't necessarily involve appealing to one fetish or another. Like, what if a monster girl just enjoys knitting, and not necessarily because she produces magical silk that turns everything she knits into aphrodisiac straighjackets for her to snare her husband in? What if lamias like spending their time basking under the sun while coiled around their husbands instead of milking them dry 24/7? What if alraunes were inexplicably picky about what grew around them and asked adventurers to remove the weeds in their "gardens"?

I just know that somewhere out there is a high-ranked lilim who enjoys sex as much as any other succubus, but is equally sick that any hobby she picks up becomes repurposed for sex. She wants to play the guitar? Nope, the thing's neck turns into an onahole the moment she touches it, and the only sounds it produces are moans. Picking up chess? Her queen spreads her legs and starts fucking the rook when she moves to take it. Trying to play soccer? Well shit, now the goalpost is a giant vagina with a sandworm body inside it as a goalkeeper, and the ball is just a roughly spherical pile of dicks.

>> No.12555034

>>12555033
Dass cute, dude. You should try writing a story about that.

>> No.12555035
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12555035

>>12555033
>Her queen spreads her legs and starts fucking the rook when she moves to take it
BUT THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH YOU SHIT

>> No.12555039
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>>12555033
>>12555035

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12555040

>>12555033
>Her queen spreads her legs and starts fucking the rook when she moves to take it.

>> No.12555044

>>12555040
That poor kid.

Glad it isn't me at least.

>> No.12555048

>>12554996
Don't you mean WARK the boat?

>> No.12555051

>>12555048
Okay I'm getting the ball-gag and rope.

>> No.12555053

>>12555051

Sorry, I didn't mean to ruffle your FEATHERS.

>> No.12555059

>>12555051
You're going to tie the boat up?

Now, revenge plots are fine and all, but you're going overboard.

>> No.12555061

>>12555053
Do you think we should ease up on the puns? It would be a shame if Anon FLEW THE COOP because he couldn't handle them!

>> No.12555065

>>12555033
I like the way you think, Anon.

>> No.12555067

>>12554974
>>12554982
Niebelfader pls. I still waiting for next chapter of declawed pregnant dragonfu being forcefully yuri"d by horny harpy twins who want her husband dick
Http://pastebin.com/yFVMF7zxJ

>> No.12555071

>>12555053
>>12555059
>>12555061
I hope you get raped by hobos for all eternity.

Then get bullied by alps

>> No.12555079

>>12555032
here:

http://exhentai.org/g/745316/de631b51a0/


and don't come back

>> No.12555080

>>12555071

Woah man, calm down. I didn't mean to EGG you on or anything.

>> No.12555083

>>12555080
I thought some of those puns were EGGCELENT

Maybe Anon doesn't get the YOLK

>> No.12555084

>>12555079
>Jingrock
Why.

>> No.12555086

>>12555071
What's with you and hobo rapists
>>12555080

>> No.12555088

>>12555080
>>12555083
Stop, your puns are KILLING me.

I'm COFFIN up a storm

and now i become Charon, bringer of puns

>> No.12555091

>>12555088
Welcome! We are Charon. We are Legion!

>> No.12555092

>>12554982

>Harpies
>Of being superior to Jinkos

What are you of crazy?

Jinko is superior.

>> No.12555096

>>12555092

Whoa, calm down there buddy. I'm sure we can talk about this without you YOWLING

>> No.12555100

>>12555096
>>12555088

Charon, please, control yourself. You're going overboard.

>> No.12555101

>>12555096
I will shove my foot so far up your ass Charon you'll be coughing up bits of leather

>> No.12555103

>>12555100
Boooooo!

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>>12555101

Don't have a COW, man.

You're just crying over spilled milk at this point, it's udderly ridiculous.

>> No.12555106
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Which one would you choose?

>A mg who could ONLY get off on the most vanilla sex. So vanilla it's boring and there's almost no variation. As in: in your bedroom, 1 position, no hint of dominance on either side, no dirty talk, just thrusting until climax. The smile she has on while you're doing it is glowing, though.
>A mg who could only get off on fetishes and deviant sex acts. Any time you hint at sex to show love and connection, she loses all interest. Public sex, BSDM, pissing, whatever, but she's doing it because she's horny and not to show love (though she still shows love in other ways).

>> No.12555109

>>12555106
Neither.

I'd rather a Charon.

>> No.12555110

>>12555106

What if I say how much I love the deviant mg while she's horny or when she's doing something debasing to me? Does that still count as losing interest or would that turn her on?

>> No.12555118

>>12555110
she'll interpret it as 'I love how this arouses me' instead of 'I love you'. Or mindless sex talk. It would turn her on in the way that she's happy with how her deviancy is making you lose control of your ability to speak coherently.

>> No.12555126

>>12555118

Good, good. This pleases me. Deviancy please.

>> No.12555129

>>12555110
>>12555118

>Your deviant MG girlfriend suddenly decides to start pissing on you in public.

>People can't help but look on in shock.

>You say, "I love you so much," to your MG girlfriend who's pissing on you.

>Suddenly she's super embarrassed, red in the face, and can't continue with the act.

>> No.12555132

>>12555126
>>12555129
which MG would this work best with? Dragon? Dark slime? Kraken?

>> No.12555133

>>12555129

the fuck

>> No.12555138

>>12555133

>I-I'm not pissing because I like you, b-baka! Saying something like that all of the sudden...

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>>12555129
That's awful.

>> No.12555152

>>12555129
Go the fuck away

>> No.12555154

>>12555139
I want to dick her

>> No.12555155

What are your favorite hard femdom methods?

>> No.12555156

>>12554959
Alp cuddling is only okay if it's an accessory to more alp bullying. You know, keep 'em on their toes and all.

>> No.12555158

>>12555156
I want to bully a Cyclops while also bullying her.

>> No.12555159

>>12555155

Prostate milking

>> No.12555161

>>12555159
How is that different from pegging?

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>>12555155
>hard femdom methods
Does forced, passionate kissing count?

>> No.12555164

>>12555162
I dunno, that sounds more like soft femdom.

>> No.12555168

>>12555156

>MFW finished reading Eroe's genderbender story
>MFW an Alp story will never be that tender and heartwarming

It was depressing, to know that fact.

>> No.12555174

>>12555158
You mean you want to roughly fuck one while a second watches, know that she's next so you can bully while you bully? Sounds good.

>>12555168
Eroe? I take it he's not one of ours?

>> No.12555180

>>12555174
I mistyped, I mean bullying her while also cuddling her.

>> No.12555185

>>12555174

He did like an 8 chapter hentai cel story of two best friends who deal with the fact one of them catches a rare disease that turns them into a fully functioning female.

>They start having sex over and over
>She finally menstruates, guy blames himself for taking advantage of her and promises to do better
>Gets the shit beat out of him defending her from rapists, she realizes she loves him after all those weeks/months (disease can last up to 2 years)
>They eventually get married
>Have two sons
>Sons look almost exactly like their parents did before the genderbending
>Getting pregnant causes a hormone storm that causes the change to be irreversible
>TFW one of the most touching lines is when the Husband meets their first son, and the first thing he says is "Wa-- So tiny!"
>With her reply being "You two look just alike~"

My heartboner fucking went flaccid as I melted into the warmth

>> No.12555186

>>12555180
Is that an Xzibitian slip? I like it either way and that's totally my kind of bully.
>Insulting her single eye while simultaneously butterfly kissing her
>tickle her and tell her she squeals like a pig
>pretend to play with her breasts, only you're air groping larger tits the size you WISH hers were even though they're perfect already
Mmm, yes.

>> No.12555189

>>12555185
Why are you not linking me? Link pls. Eroe and Eroe comic don't imediately bring up recognizable source.

>> No.12555195

>>12555155
hunted by jinko and having your clothes torn off of you, and after it's done your covered in scratches, and she tells you to man up

>> No.12555200
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12555200

>>12555195

>> No.12555201

>>12555186
Excellent.
>spoon her while holding her in a headlock
>nuzzle her nape while putting an ice cube up her butt
>just plain irrumate her during 69

>> No.12555204

>>12555189

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8507

It's 29 pages long as far as the pool goes.

It's 12 chapters long and you will feel.

>> No.12555207

>>12555200
You're the Anon who got paired with her or who wrote the greentext?

>> No.12555208

>>12555201
Oh!
>Clean the toilet well without her knowing
>Give her a swirly
>Wash her hair afterward
>Shove her in a locker
>Whisper sweet nothings through the vent

>> No.12555209

>>12555207
I got paired with her.

>> No.12555211
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>Monorus won't ever clean these up and colour them

>> No.12555215

>>12555200
Exactly this, but I'd want Slav accent instead of British

>> No.12555216

>>12555209
My nigga. Hope you're still having fun with her.

>> No.12555219
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>>12555215

>Slav Jinko

Harasho.

>> No.12555221

>>12555215
CYKA BLYAT
STOP RUNNING AWAY
PIDERAZ

>> No.12555223

>>12555215
Same but I'd like the chase to be in a abandoned metro system.

>> No.12555232

>>12555223

>Not challenging your Slav Jinko to a game of cat and mouse
>You isolate yourself in a cabin in the woods and make a mad dash for civilization, if she finds you in a week's time she gets free reign of your body
>If you win, no sex for her for a week

Would you be up to the challenge?

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>>12555223

Same but in Chernobyl

>> No.12555236

>>12555232
As long as I can cover myself in mud to hide my scent like in Predator.

And do the line we all know

>> No.12555242

>>12555235
Would you want her to cheeki your breeki?

>> No.12555246

>>12555242

Da

>> No.12555248

>>12555204
Thanks.

>> No.12555249

>>12555236
>You are one sexy motherfucker.
>come on, fuck me now! Dooo it!

>> No.12555250
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12555250

What monster girl species are most inclined to magically disguise themselves as human males in order to get closer to a guy/boy they've fallen for?

>> No.12555253

>>12555246
good taste stalker

>> No.12555258

>>12555250
Alps next question

>> No.12555261

>>12555250
puu dot sh/bUOnG.png
c'mon anon. it's got tranparency

>> No.12555262

>>12555258
They don't count.

>> No.12555264

>>12555221
Ty che blyat, mudak! Stop running away like sissy man and give me of dick!

>> No.12555267

>>12555250
Manny Core, the totally human male security guard, man of the year.

>> No.12555270

>>12555261
Thanks

>> No.12555278

>>12555250
Dhampir.

>> No.12555292

>>12555267
>>12555250

http://i.imgur.com/STDmqRl.jpg

Whichever kind can shapeshift.

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Ohh my

http://exhentai.org/g/745400/5c8b33e8f6/

http://exhentai.org/g/745397/094e2f81ef/

>> No.12555360

>>12555351

>That second one.

That lucky bastard.

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>>12555351
Aside from the Cyclops one, Ahobakas art is very wonky looking.

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12555383

from the /tg/ drawthread

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>>12555383
Our greatest ally.

>> No.12555387

>>12555383

Are those red things on her hair a pair of eyes too?

She must have nightmares with shampoo.

>> No.12555390

>>12555387
my eyes are burning just thinking about it.

thanks, anon.

>> No.12555392

>>12555386
Heh

>> No.12555393

>>12555390
>>12555383

To top it off, she sporting Dante's shit eating grin, too.

http://i.imgur.com/d8ReZoS.png

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>>12555393
That's not Dante, anon.

>> No.12555397

>>12555393
>Dante

>> No.12555403

>>12555386
Hilarious.

>> No.12555420

>>12555386
>succubutts/wizard with wileecoyote/roadrunner-esque relationship

Fund it

>> No.12555426

>>12555393
Come on anon.

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12555441

>>12555393
>Dante

>> No.12555455

>>12555386
[LAUGHING INTENSIFIES!}

>> No.12555465

Hey, motorbike werewolf Anon? Are you around?

>> No.12555469
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12555469

Fewer Dantes, more monstergirls.

>> No.12555470

Is there a rolling system to pair myself up with a monster girl?

>> No.12555475

>>12555470
I don't think so, we did it like two threads ago.

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>>12555470
>Roll 1d100 to decide which monster girl you get.
>Realise you don't have a choice in the matter.
>Grapple check.

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12555478

>>12555469

>> No.12555481
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12555481

Why is smug so appealing to me?

>> No.12555483

>>12555476
puu dot sh/bWYcB.png
that was finished up too

>> No.12555485

>>12555481
4chan has given me a smug fetish to go along with my premature ejaculation and micropenis shaming fetishes.

>> No.12555488
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12555488

>>12555481
It's a mystery.

>> No.12555490

>>12555470
>go to mge wiki
>click random page until you get a girl

Yay I got skeleton girl....

>> No.12555494

>>12555488
How are you supposed to fuck the smug out of someone? Wouldn't the pleasure make them even more smug?

>> No.12555501

>>12555478

God how I wish that was the real Giant Ant monster instead of a wannabe.

>> No.12555510

>>12555494

Well, assuming you can fuck them to an orgasm, if you can fuck them long and hard enough and they don't have control over the situation they'd be at your mercy. It's easy to see how that could be humbling.

>>12555490

I got sandworm.

>> No.12555511

>>12555483
I honestly can't tell that apart from the version I posted. What's different?

>> No.12555513

>>12555494
It's a vicious cycle, for a moment you think you finally fucked the smug away and they come back smugger

>> No.12555514

>>12555490

>Hit Random Page
>Get Akaname

Could be worse.

>> No.12555523

>>12555510
>>12555513
>Ahaha desu wa~ You fell right into my trap! You thought you could fuck the smug out of me, but I actually wanted you to fuck me!

>> No.12555524
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12555524

>>12555490

Well, I guess there are worse ways to spend eternity.

>> No.12555526

>>12555511
some bits around her arm outlines. the outline on her hair isn't cleaned well/removed
other bits of the outline aren't where they should be

>> No.12555529

>>12555465
Maybe

>> No.12555531

>>12555529
Describe your short, athletic werewolfu to me. I must write tender smut about her.

>> No.12555535

>>12555494
Not if you can make them ahegao

>> No.12555539

>>12555531
Let's go with red hair, lithe and fit, muscle butt with abs, C cups, as for motorcycle, I'm personally all about big American V-twins, Harleys, Indians or Victory. If she's a redhead, consider writing her with pale skin and freckles. She's flexible as well, so think of interesting positions

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>>12555490
>ushi-oni

G-guys, what do I do.

>> No.12555550

>>12555547
Not much you can do

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12555551

>>12555490
Alright, I can get behind this.

Better than husband beating Oni

>> No.12555554

>>12555539
Cool. I was already writing something before I posted, but having an actual description of a character to bounce of off helps. It'll only be something short, playing up the athleticism, rather than the hobbies and the bikes.

Eye colour? I've been going with gold-amber as a default, but green eyes with red hair always seems to be a popular thing.

>> No.12555556

>>12555550
I never asked for this.

>> No.12555557

>>12555551

>Better than husband beating Amazon

FTFY

>> No.12555560

>>12555551
But anon-kun, Onis don't beat their husbands. They CBT them!

>> No.12555561

>>12555554
Can't go wrong with red/blue or red/green but you could always go with a strange colo like grey or violet, makes her more exotic

>> No.12555563

>>12555551
You're thinking of an ogre, not an oni.

>> No.12555569

>>12555561
>Can't go wrong with red/blue
Yes you can. That's the worst contrast imaginable.

Also I like amber. red/green is so predictable.

>> No.12555572

>>12555557
>>12555563
Right, how could I be so stupid.

Red Onis are the useless drunks that like to hit shit

>> No.12555582

>>12555551
Having a waifs that's an alcoholic is pure suffering.

But Is it possible to heal oni's alcoholism?

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12555585

>>12555490
>Leanan Sidhe
Completely wasted on me, I have neither the talent nor the imagination.
>>12555547
I'll trade you

>> No.12555586

>>12555561
I kind of like the sound of grey. Like a light, speckled silver sort of colour. I might do that.

>> No.12555588

>>12555569
>not liking redheads with blue eyes
Bro, do you even ginger

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12555593

>>12555588
Ginger a shiiiit, copper a best redhead.
Ginger also a disgusting pubes.

>> No.12555597

>>12555490
>doppelganger

Well its nice to know I'll be with someone with as much self confidence as me.

>> No.12555608

>>12555593
I'll fite u m8, ginger pubes are beautiful
>>12555586
Eye color is just determined by how light is reflected off of them. Knew a girl with grey eyes whose eye color would vary depending on what she was wearing.

>> No.12555611

>>12555490
I got a Wyvern.

Looks like I'm going to be a Dragoon!

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>>12555383
So is this.
I kinda liked this one more.

>> No.12555615

>>12555490
>Dragon
Y'all kniggas jelly

>> No.12555621

>>12555614
Leaf hair is so goddamn hot.

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12555622

>>12555490
fug :D

>> No.12555627

>>12555622
how could you BEE so unlucky

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>>12555621

>> No.12555630

>>12555611
You made me remember of Legend of Dragoon now.
Such nostalgia.

>> No.12555632

>>12555627
I don't know anon, she looks like a real honey to me

>> No.12555635

>>12555490
>Harpy

That's a first. Usually it's either holstaurus or cyclops.

>> No.12555636

>>12555627
>>12555632
Don't you fuckers start again!

>> No.12555637

>>12555614
>leaf pubes

Get the weed wacker!

>> No.12555641

>>12555490
Kunoichi.

Good luck finding my basement and getting me out of there. I'm cemented into this place like a damn barnacle.

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12555644

>>12555622
You're so fucked.

>> No.12555645

>>12555636
Are you telling me you wouldn't treat her like a queen?

>> No.12555649

>>12555645
I will punch you in the asshole I swear to god.

>> No.12555652

>>12555645
I would appreciate if you guys would stop DRONEing on about it

>> No.12555653

>>12555490
>Dragon
step up senpai

>> No.12555654

>>12555649
Didn't you know, Anon? The more you encourage them, the bigger the swarm

>> No.12555655

>>12555649
You seem hurt. Have my words stung you?

>> No.12555657

>>12555622
Hey, she could be a real winner. For all you know, she might just want to hang out at the bar with her human girl friend and play pool

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>>12555645

>There are people in this world who don't want to stick their lances into the dripping honeypot of a Bee/Hornet Girl
>Not wanting to complete her delicious honey with just a touch of your own sweet nectar to offset the mixture
>Not wanting to cling together as her honey basted breasts cling to your chest and she continues to ride you into sunset

Plebeians ahoy, Cap'n.

>> No.12555662

>>12555649

Geez, what a buzzkill.

>> No.12555664

>>12555655
Nah I can't do it, go suck an Alps tail

gonna go bully alp cousin

>> No.12555666

>>12555649
You should BEE less of a dick

>> No.12555670

>>12555622

Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder, Anon.

>> No.12555672

>>12555649
how could someone BEE so cynical

>> No.12555676

These fucking bee puns are driving me NUTS

squirrel puns

>> No.12555680

>>12555676
I know right? MGT is like a hivemind

>> No.12555687

>>12555664
If you see Frank tell him Himiko says to keep that pelvis intact for her

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>>12555680

>> No.12555692

>>12555687
Which one is that?

The Ushi or the Amazon?

god please don't be the oni

>> No.12555697

>>12554757
le casual horde fucker.jpg

>> No.12555699

>>12555676
>>12555680

These pun streaks are driving me up the fucking wall.

Stairlift puns

>> No.12555700

>>12555697
horse*
too tired to spell

>> No.12555709

>>12555692
She still sore about having to grow back a whole arm if that answers your question

>> No.12555711

>>12555531
Seems like there's more than one of us.

The version I was going for was short and athletic. Like, five feet tall. B-cup with nice hips and a toned stomach and ass - mostly a lithe figure. Fur and hair is a shaggy brown and she usually has a pony tail, but if she lets it down it'll fall down to just below her shoulder blades.

Has a 'cute' face rather than 'beautiful,' if that makes sense. Deep crimson eyes.

A spunky, cheerful personality without crossing into being a spaz. Likes whatever she likes - wears very skimpy, girly clothing and loves it just as much as she enjoys wearing a tank top (no bra, of course) and capris.

Will drag you to see the latest romantic comedy in theatres and then make you help her fix her motorcycle and then join her on her workout routine. She'll spot for you and show you proper form, then get all randy when you start squatting properly and takes you in a sweaty, passionate mess amidst all the exercise equipment.

Perhaps she's into motocross as well.

Her favorite position to start is 'wolf-girl' style where's mounting you from top, her paws wrapped around you to prevent your escape while she nips at your neck. Then of course doggy style, and ends with tender seated sex.

Only instead of her riding you furiously, she just settles down on your lap and hugs you close while her intolerably tight snatch squeezes and milks you even though she's not moving at all.

She forcibly cuddles you, making you the small spoon in her fluffy paws. Even if you're bigger than she is. Which isn't hard, considering she's so small.

>> No.12555713

>>12555711
Wow, that's way more detailed than mine

>> No.12555729

Hey /mgg/, what would your waifu or MG friend do for you on your birthday?

My birthday weekend has been shit so far

>> No.12555734

>>12555711
Ah, yes, you're the one I was thinking of. So, a cute face? Kind of round, cheeks just begging to be pinched, sort of glows when she smiles, is that it?
That and the cheerful personality, coupled with her mechanic skills keeps my mind wondering back to Kaylee from Firefly. I doubt that I'd base any writing off of her though, because sexualising Jewel Staite just makes me feel slightly uncomfortable.
So anyway, with the "wolf-girl" style, she has you on your back with her paws around your back, laying atop you?

>>12555713
But I like your view as well. Maybe I'll see if I can mix some ideas from both ends up, without causing any clashes of interest.

>> No.12555744

>>12555734
>Kind of round, cheeks just begging to be pinched, sort of glows when she smiles, is that it?

Fairly accurate.

>So anyway, with the "wolf-girl" style, she has you on your back with her paws around your back, laying atop you?

Yeah, just think cowgirl only she's got you in her paws for that feeling of control. Not so much a dom/sub thing but nibbling and holding you lets her get off much more easily.

>> No.12555753

>>12555709
I know of a Vampire that can regenerate limbs, if that her?

>> No.12555756

>>12555729

My birthday was on Sep 27. Happy Belated, anon.

>> No.12555760

>>12555641
>She's already there
>Watching you masturbate
>Quietly schlicking in the dark corner of the basement to you
>But you never catch even a glimpse of her
>Because she's a Kunoichi

Do I now have a reverse voyeurism fetish?

>> No.12555761

>>12555753
is*

Son of a bitch

>> No.12555763

>>12555753
I can see that you really don't want it to be the Ushi-oni sorry to say that it is

>> No.12555770
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>>12555490
>Ushi-Oni

>> No.12555771

>>12555763
Ah well, Frank will find a way out if it.

>> No.12555772

>>12555729
Would this make you feel better?

http://pastebin.com/U7t5K5FZ

>> No.12555775

>>12555490

>>12555770
It's okay, anon.
I got an Ushi-Oni too...

>> No.12555788
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12555788

This is pretty good.

>> No.12555791

>>12555788

There is nothing good about those hands.

>> No.12555794

>>12555788
Indeed.

>> No.12555806

>>12555788
You say that, but...
>Those eyes

>> No.12555810

>>12555806
Yeah, the cleanup on the face could've been done a fair bit better prior to colouring. There's things you've really got to be careful for when you're doing lines over a sketch, especially on a face where even the slightest wonky line can make the whole thing look a mess.

>> No.12555836

>TFW nobody has done a story yet with a Lovecraftian based MG

You guys are so... unisex.

>> No.12555840

>>12555836

What's stopping you?

>> No.12555842

>>12555836
Just wait until KC starts with the monster girls from the deep sea.

>> No.12555844

>>12555836
But it already got an anime.

>> No.12555846

>>12554580
>Salamander nicknamed Fireball
>Loves to drink the whiskey of the same name

Yes, this good. I know she's just a tertiary character, but any chances we'll see more of her?

>> No.12555848

>>12555842

Deep sea automatically means lovecraftian?

>> No.12555849

>>12555840

Writer's block/inability to write/crippling self doubt.

The whole package.

>> No.12555855

>>12555848
JUST. WAIT.

>> No.12555860

>>12555842
You know he's just going to spay away whatever makes them neat in exchange for making them another member of his cookie-cutter cumsluts corp.

But that's exactly what you want, isn't it?

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>>12555842

>> No.12555881

>>12555772
Wunderbar.

>> No.12555884

>>12555871

I'd sink my teeth into her hide until my mouth deteriorates and I am stuck to her side, eventually dying by malnourishment and becoming nothing but a sperm sac for her to use at will, if you know what I mean.

>> No.12555885

>>12555836
I'd like to see his sort of ghoul monstergirlified, the D&D style zombie ones are boring.

>> No.12555889

>>12555884
you wouldn't be dying of malnourishment
you'd feed on her blood and give her sperm a symbiotic relationship.

>> No.12555925

>>12555846
Honestly, I just needed and MG I hadn't used and I was reminded about coming down off a Fireball hangover. Just made sense at the time.

>> No.12555926

What is the most powerful individual monstergirl, or species of monstergirl? Draw from any series or canon, as long as they can be mostly agreed upon to be a monstergirl.

I'm looking for monstergirls that make Kaiju look like a mild inconvenience here.

>> No.12555931

>>12555926
An asteroid monstergirl. Extinction level orgasm

>> No.12555932 [SPOILER] 
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>>12555926

>> No.12555943

>>12555926
for species, probably KC's lilim and maybe MGQ's echidna/lilim monster lord bloodline (e.g. alice).

>>12555931
hahaha

>> No.12555948

>>12555931
Didn't people turn the sun and all our system's planets into monstergirls? At the very least, one or two people wrote up archetypal personalities for them.

>>12555932
Transforming into a creature capable of killing off every monstergirl on the planet, and recreating the world from scratch? Yeah, that's a hard one to beat, if you're going into god-level territory. Her and Alice the First were basically on par with each other, weren't they?

>> No.12555950

Is there any art of spanish-themed (matador, 'bandito', etc) monster girls?

>> No.12555953

>>12555943
>Earth-kun! D-don't touch me there!
>Kyaa!
And then everyone died

>> No.12555954

>>12555950
Only chupa-chan

>> No.12555961

>>12555953
Would Earth-kun's breasts be volcanoes? Would her vagina be the Marinas Trench?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.

>> No.12555966

>>12555961
Everest is Earth's cock. Moon-chan is Earth-kun's adopted imouto. The sun is Earth's ara ara mom with a glowing smile.

>> No.12555971

>>12555966
>adopted imouto
Not again man, we going full on blood-related incest this time.

>> No.12555972
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>>12555884
>>12555889
the whole fact that this actually happens is just as awesome (pointing at the AWE part) as its disturbing.
damn nature you're scaresome

>> No.12555974

>>12555966
Moon is a perverted imouto
It's always facing earth, even when earth is in the shower or masturbating
But she's shy so se never really comes too close to earth and only comes completely out of hiding during the full moon

>> No.12555978

ara ara or hora hora?

>> No.12555981

>>12555974
>>12555966

>All these people so poorly versed in celestial mechanics that they don't even know the moon is earth's daughteru with protoplanet-chan

>> No.12555982

>>12555974
What about red moon?

>> No.12555983

>>12555978
Ara ara.

>> No.12555984

>>12555966
So whenever the Earth misbehaves, the Sun punishes them by shooting solar flares. Sometimes, she'll even ground the earth's internet by disrupting his geomagnetic field with a particularly large CME.

>> No.12555985

>>12555982
Yandere time

>> No.12555995

Great now I want a SoL manga about the solar system where every chapter encompass 100 million years. Thanks MGG.

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>>12555978
hora hora hora hora hora!

>> No.12556006

>>12555995

>Wanting a SoL that takes 200 chapters to introduce all the characters and another 500 of them just doing planetary things

Too long for me bro.

>> No.12556010

>>12556006

Damn I can't into math when drinking. 70 chapters is not so bad.

>> No.12556011

>>12556006
The solar system is 4.6 billion years old. That equates to 46 chapters if you go by 100 million. Unless I have forgotten math.

>> No.12556014

>>12556011

The sun is more like 7. Earth is more like 5. The oldest surface rocks we have to date are about 4.6.

>> No.12556020

>>12556014
Still though 70 chapters isn't bad, could just skip some of the early parts where nothing happened. But that was sort of the point of having each chapter being 100 million years, so that stuff would actually happen.

>> No.12556022

>>12556020

>Implying the early chapters Highlander/Mortal Kombat Tournament arc wouldn't be the best part of the whole series before it went all Sol SoL.

>> No.12556028

>>12556022
It'd be fun to see the mars sized planet ram into earth and make the moon. And all the mass extinctions, Jupiter and the Sun not letting a new planet form. Pluto would be like a moe snow loli or something.

>> No.12556035 [DELETED] 

>>12556014
>>12556011
>>12556006

you lie
http://creationmuseum.org/about/ told me all about how the earth is 5000 years old

>> No.12556037 [DELETED] 

>>12556035
>creationmuseum
Saw that and started laughing.

>> No.12556052

Uh-Oh! Your monster girl daughteru has taken to watching Tokusatsu and has taken to acting like the heroes in day to day life.
How do you react?

>> No.12556054

>>12556052
hit her over the head and tell her to sit down and study.

>> No.12556057

>>12556054
This is how you cure ADD.

>> No.12556058
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>>12556054
>Hitting your Daughteru

>> No.12556063

>>12556058
spare the rod spoil the child.

>> No.12556070

>>12556063
Relius pls go don't you have squirrels to mind break

>> No.12556071
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>>12556054
>hitting your daughteru

>> No.12556076

>>12556054
Just so we're clear: you're telling your daughter, the Toukusatsu hero, to SIT DOWN, correct?

>> No.12556078 [DELETED] 

>>12556035

As a museum professional, this place makes me sick.

>> No.12556080

>>12556052
I react by giving her the dick

>> No.12556087

>>12556078

are you ben stiller
do all the dioramas come to life at night
did you have sex with the dinosaur exhibit

>> No.12556090

>>12556076
Only while we are having an honest conversation by a riverbank. Because that's where honest conversations happen!

>> No.12556094

>>12556087
no
no
........yes

>> No.12556103

>>12556076

More like the TONKATSU hero.

>> No.12556106

>>12556071
I want to put her shoulder back into place

>> No.12556110
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12556110

I wasn't planning on touching these anymore but it's been requested so often now, I might finish a couple after all.

Colors at some other time, I need to sleep.

>> No.12556112

>>12556110

Based. Thanks, mang.

>> No.12556114

>>12556110
Nice! Thanks man.

>> No.12556115

>>12556110
I want to protect that moo.

>> No.12556116 [SPOILER] 
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12556116

has .less updated this yet??

>> No.12556118

>>12556116
the guy's fingers are so creepy. they're way too long.

>> No.12556123

>>12556116
.Less hasn't shown up in a while. Either he's working on it, or cooking up something sinister

>> No.12556125

>>12556118
wow never noticed that before...
eeeeeeh I really like everything but that

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>>12556035
>5000 years old
>There's a fucking tree in Sweden that's 9000 years old

>> No.12556143

a tree you have sex with??

hmm have sex with a tree spirit, makes it live longer, ok, inb4 this turns into a doujin

>> No.12556144

>>12556132
Just wait until the Muslims hear about that.

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http://pastebin.com/X1huUXVR

Paladin Reintegration Programme update, from line 265. Featuring a confused Shirohebi and terrible writing!

I'm in the middle of an update for Lich encounter too, so that's on the way at some point.

>> No.12556147

>>12556115
Me too anon! and ring that bell

>> No.12556152

>>12556147
But then you'll wake her up. Protect her moo quietly until she wakes up by herself.

>> No.12556156

>>12556143
Just get through watching the first Evil Dead movie?

...No wait, that's the other way around.

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>>12556143

>> No.12556164

>>12556159
Is this a reminder to water your Plant Girls, otherwise they go psycho yandere on you?

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>>>12556164
Don't forget sunlight

>> No.12556170

>>12556156

Angry Molesting Dryad?

Count me in.

>> No.12556180

>>12554550
there is a 'plant girl' living in our town, i am not sure how to ask her what kind she is, let alone what she uses for fertilizer

>> No.12556182

>>12556164
But she it getting water, just look at the rain.
She's not getting any nourishment though.

>> No.12556185

>>12556180

you're gonna have to go further into detail on this.

>> No.12556190

>>12556182
>"You haven't been watering me lately, why haven't you come see me in the garden lately?"
>"Who's that woman nextdoor you're talking to? Is she why you forgot to water me?"
>"Hey. Tell me."

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>>12556190

>Yandere
>Plant girl

Continue.

>> No.12556201

>>12556146
>Spoil Game of Thrones

You monster.

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>>12556197

>> No.12556206

>>12556152
I will protect the moo!

>> No.12556207

>>12556197
I want to do this to a Holstaurus. I don't even care if their horns don't have nerves I just want to feel them and rub them.

>> No.12556210
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>>12556146
When is our paladin gonna get mindbroken?

>> No.12556211

>>12556206
Protect the moo.
Stroke the moo.
Love the moo.

>> No.12556225
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>>12556207
>A yandere Holstaur will never press her lactating breasts against the window before she breaks in and proactively date you.

>> No.12556228
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>>12556197
>Plant vines begin to work their way into the cracks in your house.
>Your home gradually gains a damp, earthy smell.
>You spend hours after work, trying to get rid of the mold growing under the carpet and roots dislodging the tiles.
>You try to reason with the Plant Girl and threaten to call a gardening service to dose the place in weed-killer.
>That morning you wake up to find all the doors and windows blocked from layers of plant roots and thick branches.
>The inside of your house has transformed into some modern day grotto. with light spilling from a hole torn in the roof.
>You take a knife from a kitchen drawer and walk up to the plant girl, now rooted in the middle of your living room.
>You press the blade to her neck and roar at her to stop.
>She just stares at you with empty eyes and a wide grin as a thick vine shoots up the back of your shirt and wraps around your neck, while others restrain your arms.
>You're wrestled to the ground, thrashing around, trying to cut yourself free. When she holds your head still and puts a finger to your lips.
>"There, there husband, just relax."
>She forces your mouth open and pours a sweet-tasting sap into your mouth.
>Your vision begins to brighten and your muscles relax, you feel much better.
>You should probably water the plants now, they've grown quite a bit and they're probably thirsty...

>> No.12556230

>>12556211
Thus saith the book of moo.
>>12556225
I don't like yandere, like at all, but if it was a Holstaurus I would make an exception for the lowest level of yandere.

>> No.12556250

>>12556225

"You've stopped seeing me lately."

"So tell me, how was she? That young little calf down the way? Oh don't play coy. I know all about your little sessions with her."

"I'm not angry with you, far from it, Darling. There there, isn't my lap nice? Just relax, you've had quite a long day at work."

"Oh? My breasts. Yes, Darling, they are quite engorged. I'm afraid Horatio can't milk me like you can, his touch is just... so rough. Not like yours. I could just melt into putty from your heavenly caress."

"What's that? Thirsty? Go ahead and have a drink then, straight from the tap. Mm! You're so cute, suckling at me like a baby. You're so much like a baby. Cute and innocent~"

"Ara? Getting hard from drinking my milk? You're so perverted, Darling. But that's what I love about you. Always ready to please. Always ready to be pleased."

"Don't bother fighting it, Darling. After all, it's just the two of us in the barn tonight. I love you (kill), love love love love (kill kill kill kill)."

"You are my Sun. Now, let's make Mother Hathor proud."

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12556253

Good evening.

Laska and Me - Part 8 is done.

http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/86807368/Laska%20Part%208

http://pastebin.com/KegfZji5

Laska learns about the beegirls and harpies.

Enjoy.

>> No.12556256

>>12556180
A gross and often overlooked facet of the plant girl. I mean, unless you're into stuff like that, I guess

>> No.12556260

Hey, so I'm drugged up and half sober but I'm more than likely gonna continue the Scifi monster girl story.

http://pastebin.com/hw1wAtZM

Next vote will be the main character's name, anything you wanna add?

>> No.12556262

>>12556228
too spooky?

>> No.12556274

>>12556253

Thanks, have a good one, Bob.

>> No.12556281 [DELETED] 

>>12556253

Mandatory "fuck off Bob" to perpetuate the myth you're as hated as people think.

Fag

>> No.12556285

>>12556250
>kill, kill, kill kill...moo, moo, moo, moo...

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>>12554316
It was a pretty fun read. Thanks for writing this.

>> No.12556291

>>12556262
Good enough.

>> No.12556292

>>12556164
Well that, as well as making the plants big and strong. No one likes a wilted plant.

>> No.12556302

>>12556285

Too bad yandere isn't my forte.

Or yangire.

>> No.12556303
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12556303

How would you avoid getting raped in monster girl city

>> No.12556307

>>12556303
Leave Monster Girl City?

>> No.12556308

>>12556146

I'm liking this.

>> No.12556310

>>12556303
Bear armor.
http://www.scatterbraintees.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/siberian-bear-hunting-armor.jpg

>> No.12556313

>>12556303

Not living in Monster Girl City in the first place? If that doesn't count, seek advice form the angry Oni-born dude.

>> No.12556314

>>12556292
I probably would hate plant girls.
>Work as gardener assistant in MG menagerie
>Boss keeps getting sick days because of seniority
>Have to rake delicately or the Evergreens bitch about my brutishness
>Have to water the Acacia's in a precise spray or they'll whine about bruises
>When pruning everyone keeps slapping my ass and make moaning sounds
>All the while the poor Alraune that you're pruning is gasping in shame, even when you tell her it's for her own good.

>> No.12556315

>>12556292
Would feeding plant girls certain mixes make them stoned?

>> No.12556324

>>12556315
>Weed type plantgirl

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>>12556314
>Go to an MG flower shop.
>Ask for something nice for your wife.
>They bring you a blushing, shy-looking Alarune and a wedding contract.

>> No.12556329

>>12556211
>>12556230
>The Book of Moo!

I like it.

>Thou shalt drink thy milk always.

>> No.12556330

>>12556303
http://images4.alphacoders.com/548/54896.jpg

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>>12556260
Just how bishie is our MC?

>> No.12556337

>>12556329
Thou shalt massage the teats of thy Holstaurus betrothed before milking.

>> No.12556350

>>12556330

>40k

Edgelord pls fucking go and stay go.

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>>12556288
Glad you liked it, Anon!

Anything you found wrong or off with it?

>> No.12556354

>>12556328
"Eh, got anything with uh... fuller blossoms?"
>Ara ara rose alraune GET

>> No.12556359

>>12556334
How bishie do you want a space count to be?

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>>12556359
JAILBAIT

>> No.12556364

>>12556334
I imagine he would be a merging of many different characters, one of which would be Dio.

>>12556337
Do unto the Moo as you would have the Moo do unto you.

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>>12556362

>> No.12556370

>>12556364
is the onomatopoeia for a cow the same in japanese?

>> No.12556374

>>12556370
Spelled the same, pronounced differently. So it's spelled "moo," but pronounced "mow."

>> No.12556376

>>12556370
According to
http://www.xamuel.com/japanese-animal-onomatopoeia/, it is the exact same thing.

>> No.12556392

>>12556376
Fucking nips. Only place I can think to hear the japanese pronunciation would be in that hentai adaption of the milk party doujin. At least that's the easiest place to find it.

>> No.12556419

>>12556392
http://vimeo.com/25215616

Cow starts around 2:30.

I just googled and checked a bunch of places. It was interesting learning about the different animal sounds in different countries

>> No.12556422

Can we just agree Hols are amazing and mooing daughterus are the cutest thing?

>> No.12556425

>>12556422
Yes

>> No.12556426

>>12556422
I can certainly agree to that.

>> No.12556428

>>12556422
I agree with you anon! Hols are totally my type anyway!

>> No.12556429

>>12556422
100%

>> No.12556431

Oh no, it's mating season and as the only male around your jinko daughteru is looking at you as a potential mate.

How do you calm her down? inb4 wet q-tip

>> No.12556432

>>12556431
I cuddle with her mother until I'm covered in that scent so no sane jinko will come after me. Ad if that fails, we wrassle. After all the practice with her mother I should be able to take my own daughter, right?

>> No.12556433

>>12556431
Elaborate rope bondage. I knew those classes taught by the local Arachne would pay off! My waifu loves them too!

>> No.12556434

>>12556432
>I should be able to take my own daughter

I like your line of thought.

>> No.12556435

>>12556431
Tell her each man if free, each man is a god

>> No.12556436

>>12556431
Condom.

Just to be safe have waifu tie my balls off so I don't cum

>> No.12556441

>>12556422
no

>> No.12556442

>>12556431
Pay the neighboring Arachne to introduce my teenage daughteru to the wonderful world of bondage and then go have wrestlesex with my waifu.

>> No.12556443

>>12556431
have a friend watch her for a day, let her claim him as a husband

>> No.12556445

>>12556443
>Letting one of your friends fuck your daughter
That's like letting one of your friends fuck your mother. Its just not right.

>> No.12556446

>>12556443
Why not just abduct a local kid?

>> No.12556447

>>12556443
>Letting your friend fuck your daughter
That ain't right, Anon

>> No.12556449

>>12556447
>>12556445
its not him fucking her, its her fucking him

>> No.12556450

>>12556449
Nigger its the same thing.

>> No.12556452

>>12556449
It ain't right, anon

>> No.12556453

>>12556443
>Not knocking at her childhood friend's door and hurling your amorous daughteru at him.
It's like you don't even want her to have the boy she's loved since they were kids anon.
Childhood romance a best.

>> No.12556455

>>12556453
This Anon knows what's up

>> No.12556457

>>12556449
If you're gonna sell out your daughter to some dude in her time of need at least do it with somebody she loves you horrible parent.

>> No.12556458

>>12556453
My nigga.

>> No.12556459

>>12556453
This. Her childhood friend. That's good enough.

>> No.12556463

>>12556453
This is how you do it. Then the next morning you welcome him into the family, possibly with pain killers.

>> No.12556468

>>12556463
Maybe some stitches if things got a bit wild. And some bandages

>> No.12556478

>>12556455
>>12556458
>>12556459
>>12556463
Just imagine what that would be like though.
>"Hey kid, you've been friends with my daughter since you were little, right?"
>"Yes. Why?"
>"Think fast"
And then as before you close the door.
>"Have fun kids. I'm gonna want her back by tomorrow afternoon, there are medical supplies in this backpack. I'm leaving it right here just in case."
Then the next day when he brings her home you greet him with a knowing grin and a nod.
>"Welcome to the family son."

>> No.12556480

>>12556478
>"D-Do you do this all the time, Mr. Anonymous. Because you have a lot of daughters."
>"It gets results. Just call me cupid."

>> No.12556493

>>12556116
Hathor is cute, but i'll stick to my Fox woman GF soon to be waifu

>> No.12556497
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>>12556052
Hug her, tell her how proud I am, and then sit down and watch Fourze with her.
Is the world ready for a monstergirl who acts like Gentaro Kisaragi?

>> No.12556499

>>12556146
Thus continues his descent into madness.

>> No.12556520
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12556520

Not happy with the dress, will redo.

>> No.12556534

>>12556478
I would ask for the details too.
It's important to know if the boy can survive the upcoming rapes.

>> No.12556538

>>12556520
Doesn't Hathor have hooves?

>> No.12556539
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12556539

Medusas are so great, when i see them i get rock hard

>> No.12556541

>>12556497
Only if she can find a dragon best friend who was actually just pretending, and will actually kill her by stabbing her claws through her hard abs.

>> No.12556545
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>>12556539
>that tiny resolution
WHY DON'T YOU
UH
LIKE
FUCK OFF

>> No.12556549

>>12556545
a bit of an overreaction

>> No.12556551

I would like to think they have a digitgrade leg structure vs a regular leg structure one

>> No.12556552

>>12556549
RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>> No.12556553

>>12556545

WAS THIS
UH
REALLY
NECESSARY?

Christ.

>> No.12556555

>>12556551
kinda like soraka

>> No.12556559

>>12556552

oni-born guy pls

>> No.12556571
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>>12556539

>> No.12556582

>>12556571

Wait, so you're telling me that as long as you have an erection you're immune to a Medusa/Gorgon's gaze?

>> No.12556585

>>12556545
Don't type like a faggot.

>> No.12556586

>>12556582
And then no one was turned to stone ever. Except women, they don't have the equipment for that. Shotas are also boned.

>> No.12556588
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>>12556497
Yes! The world is ready!

>>12556520
Nice work hound! Pic related

>> No.12556626
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12556626

>>12556260
"Anything else you'd like to discuss?"

"No. I think I'm good."

"Well, I'm still quite curious."

"Are you, now?" You playfully allure while you dig your knuckles into your cheek.

"How about you give me your name now, Mr. Anonymous?"

"I think this will suffice."

You remove the bandages around your face, revealing a set of artificial blue eyes. Artificial Eyes with outlined bat-shaped pupils.

"I'm a Space Count."

Screen shakes to the sound of Van Halen blasting through the cosmos on a 80's hair-metal guitar as "Where Have All The Good Times Gone" plays in the background. The name NOVA FUNK shows up on the screen as the space shuttle makes it's maiden voyage and in slow motion, docks aboard the H.G.O.B.

That'll probably suffice for an intro.

As you enter customs, a orange yellowish tinted goo girl waves you over while pointing to a digital chart. Her oily translucent body jiggles quite vibrantly as she does so.

"Welcome to the H.G.O.B. Space Colony, it's always nice to see some more human males."

"Good to be home."

"Before officially entering, you'll need to fill out some personal information and go through some basic tests to make sure your body adapts back from Zero-G back to our local gravity."

"Understandable."

"We'll need you to take a few pills and if you wouldn't mind, sign in your name?"

The slime girl points to the name section of the digital tablet.

http://strawpoll.me/2711305

>> No.12556633
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>> No.12556635

>>12556626
Kahn, only because at some point I want a MG to yell out "KAAAHHHHHNNNN~"

>> No.12556639

>>12556626
Erhardt

>> No.12556640 [DELETED] 

>>12556626
I voted Raphael. But if you don't vote Raphael then vote >>12556633.

>> No.12556646

>>12556626
Raphael.
>>12556635
I would have this as my second choice though.

>> No.12556682

>>12554476
>>12554479
>>12554482
>>12554485
>>12554492
>>12554501
>>12554511
>>12554521
>>12554530
>>12554539
>>12554550
Up to chapter 3 of my life in the spirit world, running into a block of how to explain my job as a railway worker, story is coming along well though

>> No.12556686

>>12556545
Your faggot post aside, that pic always makes me feel

>> No.12556727

>>12556520
I'm happy with the boobs

>> No.12556740 [DELETED] 
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>>12556253
Just started reading this story a day ago man, I enjoy it.

Fuck all them niggers who say you're less of a writer because you put a dick on a girl.

>> No.12556752 [DELETED] 

>>12556740
futacat pls go

>> No.12556768 [DELETED] 

>>12556740
>>12556752
Samefag pls leave.

>> No.12556771

Totally unnecessary things that have delayed your writing.

I'll start. I built a whole new keyboard from basically scratch, soldered all the switches, resistors, leds, wire, drilled baseplate mounts, the whole kit and caboodle. Everything but cutting the plate mount and flashing the controller. Specialty limited run keycaps. The whole shebang.

Feels like a dream to type on though.

>> No.12556775

>>12556771
I masturbated a lot and browsed these threads. I think that's the gist of it.

>> No.12556777

>>12556771
Life.

>> No.12556778

>>12556771
>Totally unnecessary things that have delayed your writing.

Crippling depression.

>> No.12556780 [DELETED] 

>>12556768
I'm not a samefag. I'm that one dude who asked what the big deal was that he gave a fictional character of his own creation and everyone has some beef about it and CONTINUOUSLY brings it up.

>> No.12556783

>>12556777
>Life
>Totally unnecessary

777 Gambling Lich please

>> No.12556788

>>12556771
Getting into med school

>> No.12556798 [DELETED] 

>>12556780
Okay. I was more concerned about whether or not you were some guy who mentioned Bob only to try and stir shit up, and then tried to type
>futacat pls go
when nobody took the bait.

But you're not. Nor are you AhabAnon.
That's all I'm concerned about.

>> No.12556803

>>12556771
Let's not. Because complaining about something that's keeping you from writing, especially if it's your own mood or attitude, is blogging. If you want to write something, write it. Don't talk about how hard it is to do.

>> No.12556804

>>12556771
Fuckin midterms, man.

>> No.12556824

>>12556771
Depression, Procrastination, and a sprinkle of Writer's Block

>> No.12556857
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12556857

Thread sure is slow.

Where has the love gone?

>> No.12556861

>>12556857

It has gone to write and drink margaritas. Wait, that's me. Adios.

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>>12556857
Davy Jones' locker most likely.

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>>12556864
>Fluffy
>Tentacles
>Blue skin
>Two kinds of pussy

What's not to love?

>> No.12556878

>>12556875
>What's not to love?
Questionably sapient crotch puppies. Past that I'm not sure how I'd feel about the rear pussy, but she's got options.

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>>12556878
I wonder if it means she has two assholes as well?

You know, her anatomy is a fucking mess. Like do the dogs have to eat separately from the woman?

>> No.12556884

>>12556253
HOLYFUCKINGSHITLASKA'SMOREADORABLETHANIEVERIMAGINED!!

>> No.12556886
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>>12556881
>Like do the dogs have to eat separately from the woman?
That's a good question. Are they attached to her lungs? If they aren't, then no vocalization. If they are, how is breathing controlled?

>> No.12556888

>>12556886
If you fuck the dog pussy does she feel it?
If you fuck her pussy, do they feel it?

Tell you what, Greek gods made some fucked up shit.

>> No.12556907
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>>12556886
Wolf Spider a best.

>> No.12556911
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>>12556907
>Fluffy tails on the end of her spider abdomen

She's the one spider-girl I actually like.

>> No.12556912

>>12556911
I just like the tight leggings.

>> No.12556915

>>12556857

Smash is calling.

>> No.12556924

>>12556253
>Everyone wants to be a fatheru
>Until it's time to do fatheru shit

>> No.12556936

>>12556924
the making a kid part is fun, the having one part is hard work, dont become a dad until you are ready to be one

>> No.12556944

>>12556924
>Grown ass adults can't come up with the right wordplay to easily explain shit to kids
I will never understand. I like kids but it's really easy to lead a conversation with them.

>Okay so you know how you like different things for different reasons? You like me, your, dad, and you like your best friend and you like your favorite food right? But you like us all for different reasons. The difference between a girl and a woman is that women start to like men parts for a whole new reason while the difference between boys and men is that men start to like your new women parts for a new reason too.
This gives you a good lead in to explaining different kinds of love too.

It's like the "You'll understand when you're older" thing, kids think it's a bullshit copout because they don't have the experience to know that it's true. But you can make them think they do, just mention how they learned to walk as a baby. "They just figured it out on their own as they got older and this is is like that." Fucking bam, angry kid placated and enured toward that explanation for the future.

>> No.12556951

>>12556253
KEYAIDS 2 THE BEGININGING

>> No.12556953

>>12556944

My dad used to call that inoculation. Seeding a concept that can't be fully understand, but the foundation is laid well enough so that the idea clicks at the right time.

Worked really good on all his students, and me as a kid.

>> No.12556954

>>12556951
KeyAIDS 2: The Electric he's going to fucking die again, isn't he?

>> No.12556957

>>12556954
I tried to focus my eyes on Laska, but couldn’t quite do it. I mumbled something, but I had no idea what. I spoke words, but that’s all I knew.
Totally doesn't sound like a micro stroke.

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>>12556957

>> No.12556962

>>12556953
My mother's side of the family is huge so when I was young enough to get dragged along to the many yearly get-togethers I would have like 5-6 cousins roughly 6-8 years younger than me.

Now that I'm old enough that they expect me to come on my own(fuck) I have 3-4 nieces/nephews(FUCK) in the 5-12 range.

I'm a smarmy asshole with alot of practice using my powers for good.

>> No.12556966

forced drama
mm awesome plot device for new writers

>> No.12556968

>>12556962

I feel for you man. It's kind of fun with the guys, like son training practice, but it can get fucking creepy when your female cousins hit the birds and bees age and one or two start rubbing up on you and saying you kind of remind them of daddy and trying to grind in your lap and stuff. Find them watching you from around corners and stuff.

Damn little perverts.

>> No.12556970

>>12556253
So Bob is going to make Lydia a mother figure instead of anubutt?

>> No.12556973

>>12556968
>not dicking your horny loli cousins
You gay, son? Or you want some random jock or nigger to fuck them into single teen moms?

>> No.12556974

>>12556970
Honestly, that's where I saw it going the first time around.

>> No.12556978

>>12556973
I pick the third option.
Letting them date guys who aren't going to get them on MTV's 16 And Pregnant.

>> No.12556981

>>12556968
>start rubbing up on you and saying you kind of remind them of daddy and trying to grind in your lap and stuff

I've never really been around children much but that... doesn't sound normal.

>> No.12556982
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12556982

Remember when a mermaid wiped out an entire civilization?

>> No.12556986

>>12556520
Make it a babydoll. Opaque in the bra area, see-through everywhere else. This is my fetish, especially with older women and/or that body type.

>> No.12556987

>>12556982
Too bad she never ara ara's in the show ever.
For that, I'm afraid I'll only go as far as fucking her brains out instead of what I originally had in mind.

>> No.12556989

>>12556968
>start rubbing up on you and saying you kind of remind them of daddy and trying to grind in your lap and stuff. Find them watching you from around corners and stuff.
Seriously? That is some Satsuki Itsuki hentai level of loli sluts

>> No.12556991

>>12556970
When did this anubis come in? I only read about that Manticore.

>> No.12556992

>>12556981

You know that pretty much every girl with barbies back in the day used them to roleplay sex 9/10 times they played with them. Girls are just as raunchy as men. Don't you remember those puberty days when you would have fucked a hole in the wall if it held still long enough? Remember those fantasies of getting with that hot babysitter a few years older than you or one of your older sister's hot friends or something? Remember the weird ass awkward stuff you might say when you were talking to them and not thinking?

Now imagine being the guy version of that with female preteen attention. Slightly flattering, mostly creepy.

>> No.12556995

>>12556992
I can't say I ever experienced any of that. Is that weird?

>> No.12557004

>>12556995

Uncommon I guess, but not weird exactly. Watch some 80's kids movies like Weird Science or the Goonies or Adventures in Babysitting or something if you want. They pulled that trope a lot.

Bonus. RDJ is the bully in Weird Science.

Sounds like you had someone give you some porn and fap instructions at that age honestly. Getting backed up makes people go a little crazy.

>> No.12557014
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12557014

How does your lamia waifu react to you softboiling eggs for her?

>> No.12557018

>>12557014

That depends. Are you a big endian or a little endian? Answer carefully, for the wrong response means WAR!

>> No.12557020

>>12557018
Uh...
Little endian?

>> No.12557025

>>12557020

A REBEL! SEIZE HIM!

Quit making me want to reread Gulliver's Travels.

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>>12554375
>>12554385
>>12554396
If anybody cares, she goes by Gina, she hates being in her legged-form, and keeps a Grievous Orb in her pussy.

Also, pic related, Rai is better.

>> No.12557074
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12557074

I want to cum in a Tanuki's big honking nose.

>> No.12557095

>>12557025
>Gulliver's Travels
Reminding everyone that the only real place Gulliver visited during his travels was Japan, and it was treated as being just as weird as all the others.

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>>12556545
The horror, the horror.

>> No.12557107

>you will never come home after a hard day's work only to be pampered and cleaned by your loving Akaname waifu

>> No.12557121

>>12557074
>pro: decadence, pornography
>anti: loyalty, muh heritage
Thanks tanukis. Thanukis.

>> No.12557161

slow MGT or slowest MGT?

It's like monster girls became real last night and abducted everyone except me and the two other guys who are still here

>> No.12557165

>>12557161
I'm sure everybody is with their family and friends. I too, shall soon be. And then you will be alone. With all the MGs that will undoubtedly appear when there's nobody else around. You lucky dog, you.

>> No.12557167

>>12557165
>Single male in a room filled with monster girls

I'm not sure lucky is the right word, anon.

>> No.12557170

>>12557165
I really hope this thread would be the only place safe from monster girls.

>> No.12557173

>>12557167
Blissful, then?

>> No.12557190

>>12557170
Me too, fellow desperate and possibly uncircumcised male human.

>> No.12557192

>>12557190
Hmm.

Are you alright? you seem a bit weird.

>> No.12557194

I like to think there's an alternate dimension meg, where monster girls discuss their favorite type of humans and post cute greentext stories about their imaginary fatheru.

>> No.12557199

>>12557194
Who'd be the shitposter everyone hates then?

Amazon?

>> No.12557201

>>12557192
Huh- What? Don't be ridiculous.

Come on now, aren't we all just a bunch of horny human males who are possibly virgins with balls full of thick virgin semen? Don't be ridiculous, thinking monster girls browse such a depraved place.

Your mind sure goes weird places, anon.

>> No.12557203

>>12557199
Bobbette, who wrote a story about a human boy with a vagina.

>> No.12557208

>No Saint Bernard Dog Girl waifu to lift your up and give you hugs with her large body.

>> No.12557211

>>12557201
Oh yeah I'm sorry, it's just because we're nearly all virgins here with ripe virgin cum, my mind likes to wander.

But you wouldn't really care about that unless you were a monster though, right?

>> No.12557214

>>12557208
I'd rather have a Golden retriever thank you very much.

>> No.12557215
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12557215

>>12557014
>Serving your Medusa friend a batch of marinated softboiled eggs
>She glows with joy as she hastily takes an egg from the bowl
>She is able to stop herself in time to see you smiling at her, taking joy in her appreciating the meal you made
>"Ah--...D-Don't stare like that. Like I'm some animal you can feed and gawk at."
"I'm sorry, it's just that...I'm glad you like it, that's all," you tell her.
"And, anyway, where's that smile I saw a minute ago?"
>She looks away, flustered at your sudden comment
>"Wh-...Why are you asking such dumb questions all of a sudden?"
"Oh come on...Please? Let me see that smile again, huh?"
>She hesitantly averts her eyes from yours, before slowly but surely letting out a small but gentle smile
"Ah, that's what I was looking for."
>"Can you stop? You're...embarrassing me."
"You really ought to smile more, you know."
>Your words make something click in her, and, though for only a moment, she forgets herself and looks into your eyes
>Her deep golden eyes are so beautiful to look into
>But soon enough, she catches herself making eye contact with you, and quickly looks away
>"Yeah. I guess," she replies before meekly eating the eggs you've made for her
>She really is opening up more and more by the day, you think to yourself

>> No.12557216

>>12557211
>But you wouldn't really care about that unless you were a monster though, right?
O-oh, we just wouldn't want any disgusting normalfags stinking this place up, would we? Besides, there's no way something like a lizard girl would be desperate enough to come here!

>> No.12557221

>>12557215

Yeah, opening up her VAGINA!

Huh? Amirite? C'mon!

>> No.12557225

>>12557215
I can't believe how hard my cock is!

>> No.12557226

>>12557215
>>Your words make something click in her, and, though for only a moment, she forgets herself and looks into your eyes
>medusa
>your dick doesn't turn to stone
Pleeb!

>> No.12557228

>>12557216
I always wanted to hang out with a Lizard girl, run my hands through her hair, hold hands with her.

I also have a cousin who owns a lizard and if you pet its tail it goes limp and kind of wags its tail. I wonder if she'd react like that If I petted her tail.

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>>12557221
Nope. I ain't laughin, Anon.

>> No.12557234

>>12557226

>Implying he wasn't already rock hard before bringing her the eggs

>> No.12557237

>>12557228
I bet she'd just pass out if a boy touched her in any way.

>> No.12557241

>>12557221
Don't quit your day job Charon.

>> No.12557243

>>12557237
>meet a lizard girl in the street
>stroke her cheek
>she gets paralyzed
>rape her
This is my fetish.

>> No.12557245

>>12556539
Married to businesswoman medusa
She receives a important call while you are having morning sex
Temporarily petrifies you for a "few minutes while I resolve this issue"
"I'll be right back, don't move a finger" she says to herself with an ironic smirk

16 hours later she finaly returns home to unpetrify you
She's now a lot stressed, and tired
Also incredibly sexually frustrated and horny for having to wait the entire day to resume coitus.
The first thing she does after getting home is unpetrifying you and stradling your dick
To your unpetrified self it seems her mood suddenly changed in a radical manner
She doesn't even take off her work clothes
"Ohh? It almost feels like I forgot to unpetrify this little snake" she says with a double fanged grin
Wild intense stress-relieving rape ensues
She's so tired she falls asleep like a rock afterwards
You look out the window
It's night already.
You woke up, medusa answered a business call for a few minutes, you fucked and it's night already.
"Holy shit we fucked the entire day."

Time with medusa sure flies.

>> No.12557276

>>12557245
That's cool. I didn't want my day anyway. I didn't wanna watch her stress and comfort her either, I'm completely fine with being a convenient dildo.

>> No.12557280

>>12557228
>touch a lizard girls tail
>she panics and her tails falls off
>Embarrassed she runs off with her tail in her arms

>> No.12557281

>>12557276
Monster please

>> No.12557285

>>12557281
>I'm a monster for wanting to be there through the good and the bad. And not just turned into stone until sexings.

>> No.12557287

>>12557276
It's not like she did it on purpose
She really though she would be back in a few minutes, but more work kept coming and all she could think of was going back to bed and fucking your brains out.

>> No.12557291

>>12557287
I dunno man. I don't like that. I would have rather mulled around in the background of her super srs business call and made her coffee and shit. Given her whatever creature comforts I could to make her work that little bit better.

>> No.12557295

>>12557285
>convenient dildo
>ever something a self respecting human calls themselves

>> No.12557297

>>12557295
I kinda thought I laid the sarcasm thick enough there for you to get it.

>> No.12557299

>>12557295
>Putting something as silly as 'self respect' above making your waifu happy
What are you, a fucking bonnet tipper?

>> No.12557305

>>12557297
It's too early for me to understand sarcasm. Although I will apologize for not understanding it at that time.

>>12557299
Respect is like the first thing both partners should have during a relationship. Why do you think the first chance they get husbands of Amazons run away?

>> No.12557307

>>12557305
If an Amazon's husband has run away, she's done a poor job properly training and discipline him. Don't they teach how to adjust the mental conditions of your husband back in high school? How to turn him from a prude to a slut who begs for sex, or even into a dog only good for licking your foot. It's always important to teach your husband to be dependent on you, and to ingrain it in their mind that they would be nothing without you.

>> No.12557314

>>12557307
That's why someone like an Alp or a Dhampir would be a better life partner, Dhampirs respect humans and would treat the fairly while an Alp knows how a man thinks and can please him in ways a monster might not know of, like just having a conversation instead of brutal rape everyday until he's a mind broken slut.

>> No.12557317

>>12557314
Alp pls go

>> No.12557319

>>12557317
Alps are sensitive and fragile, no bully please.

>> No.12557320

>>12557319
That's exactly why they should be bullied.

>> No.12557321

>>12557314
does an alp mind turn completely into a woman's
or can you still talk to it about guy things?

>> No.12557323

>>12557314
>like just having a conversation instead of brutal rape everyday until he's a mind broken slut.
Lizardgirl spotted.

>> No.12557324

>>12557319
Stages 1-2 Alps are for Bullying. It conditions them to Stage 3, where they snap and bully their bulliers and she makes the boy who used to bully her into her slut and all the Monster Girls in the neighborhood throw her a party for finally becoming a productive member of Monster Girl society.

>> No.12557327

>>12557321
Stage 2 you can still talk about guy things.

Stage 3 it's rare but it might happen

>> No.12557328

>>12557324
This actually sounds good to me, your bullying is justified.

>> No.12557329

>>12557323
>wanting a healthy relationship makes me a Lizardgirl

Whatever you say Oni

>> No.12557331

>>12557327
whats stage 2?

>> No.12557332

>>12557323

Get a load of this Amazon.

>> No.12557333

>>12557329
>>12557332
Only a friend like a Lizardgirl would not realize that human boys want to be put in their place. Everyone else knows that a free boy will just get bored and NTR you eventually.

>> No.12557334

>>12557331

The "C-C-Cocks?!" stage.

>> No.12557335

>>12557333

>a free boy will just get bored and NTR you eventually

If you're going for the shitty ones, then yes.

>> No.12557337

>>12557334
is it possible to just get the transformation stuck in that stage?

>> No.12557340

>>12557333
>human boys want to be put in their place

Whatever you say Amazon

>> No.12557342
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12557342

Humanity... is wretched. As much as I love them all, as much as I want to believe in them, they continue to find new ways to disappoint me. You must know what I'm talking about.
Think. You've seen it happen a hundred times; a human is about to get raped, a hero comes to save him, and what does she get in return? Nothing.
Humans... are ingrates. They don't care how nice you are to them, they'll friend-zone you for even trying. You want to have sex with a human? Rape is the only option. And if you do rape them, they'll hate you for it.
That's why humans need someone to show them the way. For the greater good, we must take control. We must force humanity to be the best they can be.
Join the Reptilian Illuminati today.

>> No.12557344

>>12557333

>a free boy will just get bored and NTR you eventually

A good wife won't be NTR'd.

Are you a good wife?

>> No.12557345

>>12557337
If they never get dicked then yeah sure.

>> No.12557346

>>12557337
>an alp who isn't a drooling slut
Sounds pretty nice. Kinda like a succubus with a non-sexual hobby.

>> No.12557347

>>12557331
1. Start up
2. Cash in
3. Sell out
4. Bro down
Questions?

>> No.12557348

>>12557291
I think she would be grateful and indeed happy for your gesture, but in truth she would also be worrying about you all the time she was working, no matter how many times you told her you don't mind, and that would make her performance worse. Would you make this sacrifice for your waifu's sake?

>> No.12557349

>>12557345
dammit theres always a catch

>> No.12557351

>>12557349
Well I don't know, if you two are in a loving relationship when it goes into Stage 3 she might still like to talk about guy stuff from time to time if you really want to take a break from sex.

Reminder to always give an alp a chance instead of being a bully,

>> No.12557359

>>12557348
>My husbando is now a chunk of minerals and carbon
>What if he falls off the bed because of some whacky position and shatters his arms before I can turn him back
Let her be worried about me. I'd worry about her. It wouldn't make an ounce of difference to her performance though.

>> No.12557360

>>12557342

We can't help it if you're terrifying. I just want to be friends with a nice monstergirl who doesn't want to fuck or rape me. Is that too much to ask?

>> No.12557361

>>12557360
Pussyblocker.

>> No.12557364

How would a monster react to a man playing hard to get?

>> No.12557365

>>12557364
>I love working up an appetite!

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>>12557364
They'd get more aroused/pursue him harder.

>> No.12557367
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12557367

Question time! If Ushi means cow and Oni is like a demon, why isn't the Ushi-Oni a cow demon? How do you go from a cow to tarantula with a chuuni eye-patch?

>> No.12557369

>>12557366

Or just, you know, rape him harder.

>> No.12557371

>>12557367
Would the Ushi-Oni, being part cow and all, and her husbando make excellent bodyguards for Hathor.

>> No.12557373

>>12557366
>>12557365
What about a man taking his dick as hostage?

>> No.12557377

>>12557371
>Ushi-Oni joins the Cult of Hathor
>But I don't want to rape anyone! I just want to breastfeed human boys! Seriously!
Nice.

>> No.12557378

>>12557371
I'd imagine these would be Hathor's "I'm going to fuck you up and destroy everything you love" minions

>> No.12557383

>>12557367

>super rape demons
>has a seal to stop them from being mega super rape demons
>also part spider

Fucking terrifying. Tell the UN, we need nukes now.

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12557384

>>12557367
>cow horns
>cow hooves on spider legs
>cow tits
Seems like an cow demon to me.
Also here's a woodblock printing of an Ushi-oni by Sawaki Suushi from the edo period.

>> No.12557389

>>12557383
Radiation only makes them bigger anon. You just created kaijuu Ushi-Oni.

>> No.12557392

>>12557389
Come on, anon, that's not scary! She'd be way too big and loose to rape a human.

>> No.12557395

>>12557392
>she stuffs your entire body inside her vagina and tells you to wriggle like a vibrator if you want her to pull you out before you suffocate
Great job smartass.

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>>12557389
I wouldn't wish that on anyone, even Bob.

>> No.12557402
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12557402

>>12557367
Because you shouldn't use MGE to educate yourself or for anything beyond general monster concept prompts you wouldn't have known or thought existed and nice illustrations for fapping.

They're bovine-headed demon spirits, one version living at sea works with nure-onna to capture fishermen by making them hold her child, which sticks to them and grows heavier so they can't escape.

>> No.12557404
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12557404

How would you make sure that your good honest human son would never get raped.

>> No.12557411

>>12557367
They're depicted as anything from demon bulls to bull-spiders to bull-snakes to snake-spiders to the fucking Gligarman.

No really, that's probably the inspiration for Gligar. There's a statue of a flying scorpion ushi-oni somewhere.

>> No.12557412

>>12557404
Hide him from the world, homeschooling him with all the tomes of forgotten lore I could find until he attained Wizardhood. Then he would be fine on his own and ready to take on the world.

>> No.12557413

>>12557404
Dress and raise him as a girl
The monsters would never know

>> No.12557416

>>12557413
http://exhentai.org/s/f985d54ef2/596949-43

>> No.12557419

>>12557404

>the average MG childhood friend hard at work

>> No.12557420

Japanese men have got to hold the title of, "Greatest All-time Bullshitters," right?

It seems like a lot of their history consists of, "Oh, I got caught fucking something that isn't my wife? Call it a demon! It seduced me! I had no control!"

>> No.12557421

>>12557420
what the hell are you talking about

>> No.12557422

>>12557420
This practice was not invented by the Japanese anon. It has been done by all cultures across history, and probably even more before written history.

>> No.12557424

>>12557422
>This practice was not invented by the Japanese anon.
didn't KC try to imply that it was during that drama with mgu?

>> No.12557425

>>12557424
>an elevener trying to take credit for something evidently not invented by the eleveners
Seems legit.

>> No.12557426

>>12557416
This thing was cool until the dragon nukes showed up.

The "human men are in the red data book" and "we have to make babies in space because sex doesn't work on earth for some reason" parts were jarring too, but I'll let it pass.

But I wish the story was just about the last trap on earth having sex with everyone.

>> No.12557429

>>12557419
I'd rather have a stage 2 alp as a childhood friend thank you very much.

>> No.12557430

>>12557424
In a way he's right, it's not like some Japanese dude saw it in his Chinese sutras and thought it'd be awesome to steal it. It just got "invented" many times all over the world because it's a convenient excuse.

See also: succubi and incubi, which exist for the exact same reason.

>> No.12557433

>>12557429
>friends since before you could walk
>go through kindergarten together
>go through elementary school together
>in middle school, you start to notice he's getting a little... friendlier
>go to same high school
>one day he starts having gym class with the girls instead
>you're still friends
>try not to talk about it
I don't want to keep going, it's too awful to think about.

>> No.12557439

>>12557433
Stage 2 alps would make great friends.

Stage 3 is kinda 50/50 as either dick loving rapist or good fuck buddy

>> No.12557441

>>12557439
A Stage 2 Alp would be a great wingman. They understand the female mind, but are still bro enough to take your side rather than thinking you're a pig.

>> No.12557449

>>12557424
I don't think it was him claiming the japanese invented
but him claiming only japanese could truly appreciate the universe he created.

>> No.12557451

>>12557449
Ah. Well, that's probably true.

>> No.12557452

>>12557441
I actually wouldn't mind having an alp as a partner, way more trustworthy than something like a Succubutt

Not that there is anything wrong with liking a Succubus

>> No.12557455

>>12557449
That's racist.

>> No.12557457

>>12557452
>having an alp as a partner
Better be ready to stand by them starting at phase 1, when they're still just closeted homosexual males. You have to earn that phase 3 fuckbunny.

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>> No.12557459

>>12557457

You say that like it's a bad thing. It's almost a bonus, being able to literally turn his ass into a pussy.

>> No.12557460

>>12557457
i'd probably just buy some potion from a that makes her permanently stuck at stage 2.

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12557461

>>12557458
I'd bully that Civic

>> No.12557462

>>12557459
Oh I don't mind, but most people here would think of that as something horrible.
>>12557460
THAT is horrible.

>> No.12557465

>>12557462
Is it horrible that I'd bully a alp but when she looked like she was upset I would tell her I'm just messing around and still love her?

>> No.12557466

>>12557455
I think what he meant is more along the lines of "you need to go through the asian peer pressure bullshit to understand why the entire setting is all rainbows and butterflies". He probably doesn't understand the murderhobo mentality and so doesn't know why people dislike the "no monster girl will ever do anything weird to you unless it's your fetish" parts of the setting.

His understanding of rape is "yay, a pretty girl is assertively pushing me down", so yeah.

>> No.12557472

>>12557465
No. Why would you even think that?

>> No.12557476

>>12557472
Alps always say "no bully" so I always thought not to bully them.

I still do though

>> No.12557478

>>12557476
They say "no bully" because they're embarrassed and ashamed. Bullying them in public turns them on. Think of a Cyclops, they're the same.

>> No.12557480

>>12557465
Hard bully or soft bully?

>> No.12557481

>>12557480
Soft bully, stuff like light spanking and putting an ice cube down her shirt

>> No.12557483

>>12557481
That doesn't sound like bullying, more like sex.

>> No.12557486

>>12557476
I will bully his penis

>> No.12557487

>>12557486
Alps don't have penises.

>> No.12557488

>>12557487
A Spadetail is an Alp's dick.

>> No.12557490

>>12557483
Bullying sex is best sex.

>> No.12557494

>>12557488
anyone make tailjob pictures then?

>> No.12557496

>>12557490
Tell that to the guy who was coerced into joining the football team. One guy with all those Onis...

>> No.12557497

>>12557494
Alps don't get any art. Because nobody likes them.

>> No.12557498

>>12557496
All those drinking pals...

>> No.12557502

>>12557498
And all that towel whipping, and all that errand running, and all those dirty, smelly feet he has to kiss and lick after a game.

>> No.12557505

>>12557502
I'd rather have one Oni drinking pal along with a alp butt slave

>> No.12557506

>>12557502
Think of the forced cunnilingus on unwashed pussy.

>> No.12557507

>>12557505
>the football team keeps two human boys
>the two have to kiss and fondle for their amusement
>one of them Alps
C'est la vie.
>>12557506
Being a bitch is hard work.

>> No.12557511

>>12557507
>one day onis find alp turned into Stage 3 and is having tender sex with the other human
>Onis spend rest of the day teaching the Alp how to properly treat her new slave

>> No.12557529
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12557529

Yandere a shit

>> No.12557531

>>12557529
Literally and Metaphorically go fuck yourself

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12557533

>>12557529
ur a faget

>> No.12557535

>>12557529
I agree with this statement.
>>12557531
You wouldn't a yandere in real life though, would you?

>> No.12557537

>>12557535
Why would I want anyone in real life? Have you forgotten 3dpd?

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12557539

>>12557535
>real life
Your're also a faggot.

>> No.12557542

>>12557535
>real life
go to to soc or r9k if you want to involve real life

>> No.12557543

>>12557537
>3dpd
But I don't buy into that.

>> No.12557544

>>12557535
>real life
Oh look, is the normalfag again.

>> No.12557546

>>12557543
In which case
>>>/out/

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12557547

All this arguing is irksome. Stop it! Talk about nice things!

>> No.12557549

>>12557547
It's only 10 post of shitflinging though.

>> No.12557551

>>12557549
10 posts quickly turn into 100

>> No.12557554

>you will never dick an alp

>> No.12557557

>>12557551
we've got like 2.2k posts left anyways

>> No.12557561

What if instead of an Oni football team, it's an Alp football team?

>> No.12557563

>>12557554
Gentle dicking for first timers?

>> No.12557564

>>12557561
They'd be playing soccer then? The humiliation factor would be even bigger though.
>Hey Bitchboy! Come lick my feet!

>> No.12557565

>>12557554
I will go to Finland just so I can rape that alp.

>> No.12557566

>>12557547
I would ruffle her feathers!

>> No.12557567

>>12557565
T-thanks?

>> No.12557569

>>12557567

I want to fuck saunatonttu

>> No.12557570

>>12557569
Good luck fitting your dick in one, they're not elastic like Fairies.

>> No.12557572

>>12557564
Would they be stage 3 alps?

Cause if not then just bully them with lots of dick and get a load of Stage 3 fuck buddys

>> No.12557574
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12557574

>>12557569
>saunatonttu
Would they be loli's or shortstacks, this is important.

>> No.12557576

>>12557574
They're old men and old women, with wrinkles and white and gray hair, actually.

>> No.12557578

>>12557576
Bummer.

>> No.12557579

>>12557576

>ara ara, you know you shouldn't be masturbating in the sauna finn-kun.
>Looks like someone needs to be punished...

>> No.12557581

>>12557564
That's why I'm curious.
Would they like you, or would they just bully you like the Onis?

Or try to get bullied by you.

>> No.12557586

>>12557581
They would tease you while exploring their sexuality, all tsundere like.
>I-it's not like we want to suck your dick or anything! We're just doing this to humiliate you! >Y-yeah! Getting your dick sucked by an Alp... that means you're a faggot! Ohohoho!

>> No.12557598

>>12557567
You're damn right thanks. I'd have to plan out an entire vacation just to rape you.

>> No.12557600

>>12557598
O-onii-chan, don't say embarrassing things on the internet!

>> No.12557602

>>12557586
What if you snapped and started bullying them, leading to hate sex and cuddles?

>> No.12557603

>>12557602

Stop ruining my fantasy by injecting your fantasy.

>> No.12557606

>>12557600
You're gonna get raped little alp, just you wait until I'm not a poorfag.

>> No.12557607

>>12557603
No, I'm gonna rub my fantasy all over your fantasy and ruin it!

>> No.12557608

Alps are demographed towards people with a gender-bender fetish, aren't they?

>> No.12557609
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>> No.12557610

>>12557586
I'm still neutral about Alps, so I wouldn't know how to react.

>> No.12557611

>>12557609
Niiiice

>> No.12557612

>>12557609
I like it, a lot.

>> No.12557613

>>12557608
Probably that or a bullying fetish if you don't like those Cyclops

>> No.12557616

>>12557609
Praise Hathor!

>> No.12557618

>>12557609
Nice!

>> No.12557619

>>12557609
>dem folds
That be health there.

>> No.12557635

How old do Dragons live, and for how much of this time are they in ara ara mode?

>> No.12557636

>>12557461
I'd patronize that JK.

>> No.12557638

>>12557635
indefinitely + 100% of the time

>> No.12557640

>>12557535
I did. She raped me. That sucked.

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>>12557638
Does this look like the face of ara ara to you? Incidentally, we need more Dragons, of all ages and of all scale colors.

>> No.12557645

>>12557642
I want a Dragon daughteru to cuddle with

>> No.12557646

>>12557642
It's a child. Of course it hasn't reached that stage of development yet.

>> No.12557647

>>12557646
>100% of the time
>not actually 100% of the time

>> No.12557649

>>12557647
I didn't mean it in a whole-life sense. I meant as in a per-24-hours sense.

>> No.12557650

>>12557649
Then at what age does it begin? How long do they stay adorable whelps? How long is their puberty? How long do they remain horny young adults?

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12557653

>>12557650
>expecting me to create your headcanon for you

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>>12557653
>bouncing ideas around is now bad
Okay...

>> No.12557663

>>12557656
I want to snuggle that elf.

>> No.12557668

>>12557656
Just say their developmental cycle is the same as that of a human's.

>> No.12557670

>>12557663
Unless you either are a Orc or have a Orc cock she won't give two fucks about you.

>> No.12557671

>>12557670
I'd like to imagine her with one of those plague-bearers from Shadow of Mordor, see how she liked that.

>> No.12557673

>>12557670
I'll just have to do it by force.

>> No.12557675

>>12557609
Ewwwww
Too fat

>> No.12557676

>>12557675
twig lover pls go

>> No.12557677

>>12557675
>too fat
Please kill yourself.

>> No.12557679

>>12557675

You're not from here, are you?

INFIDEL

>> No.12557690

>>12557642
>No dragon waifu resting on our child's egg, eying everything to keep it safe

>> No.12557692

>>12557690
That reminds me of the Anon who had a dream about his Dragon Egg.

Did Less ever decide to make the loss suffering images of the Dragon Egg?

>> No.12557693
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12557693

Don't shove your dick into a praying mantis, or she will eat your head

>> No.12557697

>>12557692
I begged him not to, don't need that shit ruining one of my few good dreams.

>> No.12557700

>>12557693
Lizard please, you're just jealous because she's a way cuter girl than you.

>> No.12557701 [SPOILER] 
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12557701

>>12557697
You know what a Dragon Mom is the most afraid of?
NYEENANANANAANAAH!

>> No.12557702

>>12557700
you're saying she's great now, but after you cum inside her i don't think you will have the same opinion

>> No.12557707

>>12557702
Okay just because that one Mantis got hitched with some guy you liked doesn't mean they're gonna bite your head off.

>> No.12557714
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12557714

Can P'Orcs fly?

>> No.12557715

>>12557714
Studio Ghibli says yes.

>> No.12557716

>>12557714
No, but a good dicking will make her feel like she's flying.

>> No.12557717

>>12557714
Only if you throw them off cliffs

>> No.12557719

>>12557714
Consider the following: Shadow of Mordor with P'Orcs.

>> No.12557724

>>12557719
The game is shit no matter what changes you make to it.
>inb4 opinions

>> No.12557725

>>12557719
Would it be MGE-esque, or just another Greyhawk setting?

>> No.12557727

>>12557725
MGE P'Orcs, duh.
>>12557724
Well that's just like, your opinion man.

>> No.12557728

>>12557724
But Anon, that's not an opinion, that's a fact.

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>>12557701
>She goes to save her egg
>Finds herself in a lighthouse world
>Finds herself unable to finish her mission to save her child
>All because she had Trouble with the Trolly

>> No.12557733

>be deployed in combat zone
>waifu is safe overseas.
>be on guard duty for important diplomat
>negotiations tomorrow will hopefully end the war
>a faction of the enemy doesn't want this, thus your job.
>night drags on and you begin drifting asleep
>hear the sound of metal piercing flesh as your buddy crumples next to you.
>about to call in code black but you get smashed into the wall behind you by a massive creature
>it is a masked MG.
>two of you grapple and wrestle for control, and you manage to get a round off into her leg.
>mg grunts in pain, but counter attacks by gutting you.
>you collapse onto the ground, light now bathing your face
>mg stops and shock spreads across her masked face
>tears begin socking the mask and she kneels next to you
>she tears her mask off
>it is your waifu
>she is desperate crying while holding your hand telling how sorry she is, how she didn't know it was you.
>tears rain down onto your face as your vision slowly goes black.

>> No.12557734

>>12557732
But there were no Egg Thieves in 2, only Lamp Thieves.
Disregarding that, that sounds like a neat story.

>> No.12557735
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>>12557724
But muh Liam O'Brien. Muh Troy Baker.

>> No.12557738

>>12557733

So she knew you were going to be deployed, who and what you were fighting for, and still decided to join the opposing faction.

Alright.

>> No.12557740

>>12557738
Guess she really believed in her cause?

>> No.12557741

>>12557740

>Prioritizing political choices, beliefs and doctrines over the well-being of those you love and care for

Eh. Allahu Akbar, I guess.

>> No.12557742

>>12557740
Nah, she just had a man worth fighting for finally.

>> No.12557743

>>12557733
>somehow not knowing the smell of her husbando, not to mention the look.
this waifu a shit, you're story a shit.

>> No.12557745

>>12557742
>man worth fighting for
So this is NTR now? Fuck.
>>12557741
You know, prioritizing THE GREATER GOOD over your own emotions should be a good thing.

>> No.12557747

>>12557743
>you're story
>you're
>you are story

>> No.12557749

>>12557747
yeah, it's just like You're waifu.

A shit.

>> No.12557751

>>12557745

>waifu is safe overseas
>Safe
>Overseas
>Follows her husbando to the conflict zone because of reasons
>To the very same staging area

What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.12557752

>>12557749
Please go back to 8th grade English please before posting.

>> No.12557753

>>12557733
what a tweeest, M. Night!

>> No.12557754

>>12557752

hownew.ru

>> No.12557755
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>>12557752
This nigga.

>> No.12557757

>>12557752
That one went right over youre head, eh?

>> No.12557777

Would you let your waifu kill you for the greater good?

>> No.12557779

>>12557777
Probably, if I agreed with her that it really was the greater good.

>> No.12557782

>>12557779
The correct answer is no.
If your waifu wants to kill you she is no longer your waifu so you must leave and never look back, never stop running.

>> No.12557783

>>12557782
Wrong. If she can convince me, I'll go out peacefully.

>> No.12557785

What kind of slime is the best?

>> No.12557788

>>12557785
The kind that only does anal play with your consent.

>> No.12557790
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>>12557777
>greater good
>wants to kill me
she can try

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>>12557785
The kind that lets your family rest in piece.

>> No.12557796

>>12557790
Okay, let's say you and your waifu were forced to take part in Battle Royale. You two were last ones alive. Would you kill your waifu to save your own, worthless ass?

>> No.12557803

>>12557796
fuck yeah I would, and I would expect her to try to do the same.
That being said I would still love her regardless of who won. Also If I were to win I would mourn her for the rest of my days as being my one true love, never to court another MG again.

>> No.12557806

>>12557796
I would give her the D

>> No.12557807

>>12556110
Ooooh! Fuck yeah! That looks fucking amazing

>> No.12557809

>>12557803
>killing your one true love
>wasting the chance you got by being miserable for the rest of your life
Personally, I'd just commit suicide.

>> No.12557811

>>12557794
So the kind that doesn't drown your waifu, then control her body like a puppet?

>> No.12557812

>>12557794
Why is she crying? ;_;

>> No.12557813

>>12557796
I would kill myself.

>> No.12557814

>>12557809
I think you fail to understand the gravity of death, to cease to exist.
It is not something I wish upon anyone, even bob, but even more so I would never let myself willingly die.

>> No.12557815

>>12557796
I would act like I'm trying to kill her, then when she finally works up the gumption to fight back let her kill me. I don't want her to live with the guilt of my death.

>> No.12557822

>>12557814
So you love yourself more than her? What an asswipe. Here's how you do it: you knock her up so she's pregnant, then kill yourself. That way she has a reason to go on living, your child.
Or you can just be a dick and kill her like she doesn't mean anything to you.

>> No.12557823

>>12557822
>being a bad person for fearing death
ok.

>> No.12557824

>>12557812
Being a Metal Slime is rough

>> No.12557825

>>12557823
>completely missing the point

>> No.12557826

>>12557796
If I kill her, I live the rest of my life knowing that I killed her.
If she kills me, she lives the rest of her life with that same sadness and guilt.

Either we kill each other, or stay alive and together until other forces kill us or push us apart.

>> No.12557829

>>12557826
my love for you is like a truck

>> No.12557830

>>12557826
Not taking the best option?>>12557822

>> No.12557836

>>12557777
As long as she can play a dramatic death theme for me in my last moments.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KfMuPjkSWJ

>> No.12557843

>>12557829
Sturdy and fuel-inefficient?

>>12557830
I might do that too. I'd be as content with it as I could be if I knew that my waifu could live without guilt or sadness because of her actions. If she could raise our child with happiness in their lives, knowing that she killed me to guarantee their life. and be content with that, I'd let her kill me with no regrets.

>> No.12557847

>>12557796
>MGS3 final boss battle
Sounds awesome

>> No.12557851
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12557851

What is the most radical monster girl?

>> No.12557853

>>12557847
>The Spirit of the Warrior will always be with you

>> No.12557855

>>12557836
First song that came into my mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd7ggm04GFo

>> No.12557857

>>12557851
Onis are the most radical.

>> No.12557859

>>12557851
A Glacies named Vanilla?

>> No.12557860
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>>12557851
>Tubular

>> No.12557868
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>>12557851
Zombie Dragons

>> No.12557878

>>12557868
Imagine the tales she could tell. She might've been alive for thousands of years before she came back like that, only to go through eternity again.

>> No.12557882
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>>12557860
What would Monster Girl Space Pirates be like?

>> No.12557886
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What MG would be the most fun partner at a rave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxg8BOAddFw

>> No.12557887

>>12557878
But wouldn't she be seeking release?
>>12557882
Bestness.

>> No.12557889

>>12557882
They'd love TUBEtops.

>> No.12557890

>>12557878
Zombie Dragons are essentially ultra virgins until they find some poor guy/shota, and husbando him.

>> No.12557895

>>12557887
Not if you give her life meaning.

>> No.12557896

>>12557882
Not in Smash.

>> No.12557898

>>12557896
Please do not bully the Ridley-chan

>> No.12557901

>>12557898
Too big.

>> No.12557903

>>12557895
But can we make babies? No. Undead can't breed. So I would have to be with her forever. Which means Lichdom.
...deal.

>> No.12557904

>>12557785
ditzy slime queens

>> No.12557911

>>12557777
>>12557796

As much as I'd like her to survive, I would still fight her with all I've got.

I love her, and I know she loves me too. If fate has decided only one of us must live, then so be it. There's no point in killing myself right off the bat just because she's my waifu.

If one of us has to go, then please, by all means, let's me the most out of our last moments together, just me and her, giving the best out of ourselves.

I know she'll understand, for I do, too.

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>>12557901
pls no bully

>> No.12557915

>>12557901
She's a big girl

>> No.12557917
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>>12557903
In the MGE, if you inject them with enough spirit energy, they can mend a womb so Undead daughterus are possible.

>> No.12557918

>>12557911
>coming up with excuses for why you killed your waifu when you're just a sniveling coward
Man up.

>> No.12557920

>>12557911
You understand true beauty anon.

>> No.12557921

>>12557886
>rave
How old are we again?
A night out for some quiet drinks, home by 10, maybe turn on netflix and cuddle.

It's like your a child.

>> No.12557924

>>12557915
For you

>> No.12557934
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12557934

>Hora hora~, you really want an old snake like me?

>> No.12557940

>>12557934
>ara aras while blushing
Give her the D. Hard.

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>>12557934
Hora hora~
Hora means whore in Swedish.

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>>12557934
Medusa please

The Goddess of Light or bust

>> No.12557946

>>12557918

This is my choice, mang. I never said I was surely going to kill her.

If push comes to shove and I must fight her no matter what, regardless of how much I disapprove of it, it has to happen one way or the other.

It's not about being a coward, it's about showing your waifu that you understand and accept what can't be changed, it's about showing her how mature you are as a husband to do what must be done.

Of course, I'll always be rooting for her during our battle. I'll pray for her to emerge victorious, but I won't back down either.

>> No.12557948

>>12557924
Was Ridleyposting a part of your plan?

>> No.12557952

>>12557946
Why not just shoot yourself and avoid all the unpleasantness?

>> No.12557954

>>12557943

Hora hora, just look at the time~!

Hora means hour in portuguese.

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>>12557944

no you

>> No.12557956

>>12557934
Ew, sorry, granma, I only fuck lolis

>> No.12557959

>>12557948
Of course! Dr. Mario refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.

>> No.12557960

>>12557943
A Swedish whore? hmm

>> No.12557961

>>12557956
Pedobear please.

>> No.12557963

>>12557956

>putting your dick inside a child

gross

>> No.12557966

>>12557956
Pedophile please go.

>> No.12557970

>>12557963
>putting your dick into old hole where tons of sperm died
Gross
Lolis only

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12557975

>>12557970
You are hereby found guilty of pedophilia and are sentenced to castration. May God never have mercy on what you pretend is your soul.

>> No.12557977

>>12557952

I'd rather stand face to face with death and show my waifu what I'm made of. I don't want to be remembered as a suicidal coward who couldn't even face his own wife in battle. Not to mention that she would be most disappointed with it aswell.

Trust me, it'll be alot less painful for both you and your waifu if you just learn to accept it together. If you die by her hands, she'll mourn your death for years to come, but not as much as she would if she found out you died away from her, leaving her alone with questions left unanswered.

>> No.12557978

>>12556110
I hope you do the lizardgirl one and the sea bishop white mage

>> No.12557979

>>12557970
There is literally millions of sperm in every ejaculation. If you cum inside once that's tons of sperm, your argument is invalid.

>> No.12557987

>>12557977
>show my waifu what I'm made of
If you're still alive at that point, you've show it already. Choosing to kill her though? That's the cowardly thing to do.

>> No.12557997

>>12557975
Eh
That is a loli but too boring and generic
Next please


>>12557979
That is why loli good only for single/few uses

>> No.12557999

>>12557997

>not being able to stay in a comitted relationship

even grosser

>> No.12558002

>>12557997
You're a very bad person anon.

>> No.12558010

>>12557997
How abhorrent. I wish you inconvenience for the remainder of your life.

>> No.12558014

>>12557987

Like I said before, I didn't choose to kill her, I chose to fight her. If the odds are turned in my favor and I emerge victorious, or if she is the one destined to be the last one standing, it is what it is.

What I'm trying to say is, we may not know who will live and who will die, but if it must happen, then we'll find out together in battle.

Well, each to their own opinions, I suppose.

>> No.12558016

>>12557999
But you cant stay in long relationship with a loli because she will stop being a loli

>> No.12558020

>>12558014
>still making excuses
You just don't love her more than yourself, admit it, you wretched excuse for a man, you.

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>>12556991
Anubutt should be showing up soon

>> No.12558037

>>12558035
>dem toes
I want to tickle her feet.

>> No.12558043

>>12558035
I want to bully the Anubutt

>> No.12558045

>>12558035
>implying Bob didn't remove her from the story

>> No.12558046

>>12557943
Why is she calling me a whore in swedish? I'm no whore, I've got a waifu.

>> No.12558049

>>12558020

>Wanting to kill yourself rather than die by the hands of the one you love

Commiting suicide doesn't make you anymore righteous. You seek your own happiness by "trying" to protect her, when you don't even stop to consider how bad she'd feel about your decision? You didn't even stop to consider the fact that she might blame herself for your suicide, thinking she was more of a burden to you.

How greedy.

Admit it, you're no better than any of us.

>> No.12558056

>>12558049
>seek your own happiness
How the hell am I supposed to be happy when I'm dead? Dying sucks. Which is why I don't want her to die.
She'll live without having to actually kill me, I don't see how that isn't the best option.

>> No.12558061
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12558061

Hey anon.

Do you know how to do any doggy tricks? Just curious.

>> No.12558066

>>12558061
L-like licking your... special places?

>> No.12558069

>>12558061
No, but I'm pretty versatile with my tongue.

>> No.12558077

>>12558061
Wh-What do you want me to do?

>> No.12558081

>>12558056

Do you not respect your waifu that you'd rather kill yourself than face her in battle? How is SHE supposed to be happy when you're dead? How is SHE supposed to be happy if you decided to take your own life rather than have her do it so she could get over it?

>> No.12558084
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>>12558037
Would their foot-paws be ticklish? What would it feel like to massage those squishy pawpads?

>>12558043
That's not nice. They're for love, not bullying.

>>12558045
>Removing best girl

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>>12558066
>>12558069
>>12558077

Do you know how to "kneel" and "give kisses"?

>> No.12558096

>>12558084
I never said it would just be bullying, It would be like a bowl of tender loving with bits of bully sprinkled on top

>> No.12558110

>>12558084
An Anubis doesn't spend a lot of time on her feet, so they'd be quite soft. In between the tufts of soft, short fur they'd be little circles of smoothness that would give and squish like skin if you pressed into them. At first, she'd squirm and be uncomfortable. She might even jerk her feet away from you. But reassure her, play it slowly and gently, and she might just be able to lie back, content in her own little heaven while you work your fingers at her foot-paws.

...Y'know, I write things like this, and I sometimes think about how it's a step away from being an outright furry. I love monstergirls with paws and fluffiness, but everytime I write about them, I can't help but think "this is the sort of thing a furry might write."

But then I comfort myself with the knowledge that furries are shit, and monstergirls aren't. Besides, I still love the human side itself too, and the contrast between human and monster.

>> No.12558111

>>12558061
No but I know how to accurately put a big hole in something the size of a person from one hundred yards.

>> No.12558115

>>12558111
that's not a very cute trick anon

don't you know how to do anything more hands on?

>> No.12558126

>>12558115
Like hand to hand combat? I'm not an expert it in but I could probably hold my own, especially with a big knife or machete.

>> No.12558129

>>12558115
Why do you want to know anon?

I mean I'm a good cook but what does that have to do with anything?

>> No.12558133

>>12558126
>Not knowing the ancient fighting technique known as doggy style
C'mon Anon.

>> No.12558135

>>12558110
There's nothing wrong with wanting to give an Anubutt a luxurious pawrub.

Do it right and she'd give you a delightful reward.

>> No.12558139

>>12558088
Wan!

>> No.12558141

>>12558133
Doggy style? Is that like tiger style? Or swooping crane? I've never studied martial arts.

>> No.12558143

>>12558126
>>12558129
No no no. Are you skilled in using your orifices, specifically your mouth?

>> No.12558144

>2 days
>1000 posts
This thread is ded
Now we can finally forget about mgs and move on to other stuff

>> No.12558148

>>12558088
You mean the kisses you give to the person you love?

>> No.12558150

>>12558144

nigga we just takin it ez

we not ded yet

>> No.12558151

>>12558144
Pls go

>> No.12558152

>>12558143
Well I can sing, oh and I can do one hell of a whistle!

>> No.12558155

>>12558141
Of course, Anon. In the far reaches of the East, one can learn the ancient technique known as doggy style, known to surpass tiger and even crane.
I'm bad at this pun thing.

>> No.12558156

>>12558143
I can talk real good. I have been since I was a little boy. I also know how to eat really well, and I only sometimes choke on water if that's what you mean.

>> No.12558157

>>12558135
Is the reward massaging her more? I hope it's massaging her more. With coconut oil.

>> No.12558158

>>12558143
Wan Wan!

>> No.12558163

>>12558157
Pawrub that slowly makes it way up her toned, bronze calves, past her knee, across her thighs and hamstrings, all the way to her succulent anubutt.

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>>12556626
Wolfgang?

I wasn't expecting that to be number one.

>> No.12558171

>>12558143

I'm good at whistling, I can also pretend to be a narrator of sorts thanks to my voice, which people say is deep for my age.

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>>12558152
>>12558156
Do you know how to play the V whistle? It's tough at first but you learn as you keep doing it.

>>12558139
>>12558158
Good boy. It would be a shame to get you fixed, wouldn't it?

>>12558148
Who else would you give kisses to?

>> No.12558175

>>12558169
That's a damn cute Ogre.

>> No.12558177

>>12558172
I know how to whistle but what's the V whistle? Is that when you put your fingers in a V and whistle with them?

>> No.12558180

>>12558172
Anon If I was a smarter man I'd say you were trying to take advantage of me.

>> No.12558182

>>12558169

That ribbon on her horn.

God damn.

I'm going to tenderly hold the shit out of her hand.

>> No.12558188

I want to rub a jinko's tail!

>> No.12558191

>>12558188

I want to rub a Yeti's paw!

>> No.12558197

>>12558191
>>12558191

Lewd
As
Heck!

>> No.12558198

>>12558191
I want to flick a Anubutts ears!

>> No.12558201

>>12558191
I want to stab a lizardman in the gut like a fish!

>> No.12558202

>>12558201
Take your meds Paladin-kun

>> No.12558203

>>12558201
Whoa there paladin-kun.

>> No.12558207

>>12558188
The tail and her paws, Anon.
Also cuddle with her.

>> No.12558209

>>12558201

Fucking Lizardmen, always interrupting me in the Mercury Lighthouse!

>> No.12558210

>>12558188
I want to stroke a succubus' tail!

>> No.12558211
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>>12558198
>Flicking an Anubutt's ears
But they're so sensitive! She might cry, anon.

>> No.12558213

>>12558175
http://imgur.com/9RkhjAb

>> No.12558214

>>12558211
Then if she wants her ears will get kisses.

Maybe she'll be the dominate one that night too.

>> No.12558215

>>12558172
>Who else would you give kisses to?

I don't know, but I've seen some men go into the ladies bathroom to give "special kisses " to girls they just met. They must like kissing girls a lot.

>> No.12558218

>>12558163
You gotta knead those buns like dough. Massaging her while she lays prone atop a silk sheet, kneeling with your legs on either side of hers. You've got to run your hands along her perfect skin in big, slow circles, and watch her ass mould and give to your fingers with their impression upon her rump. You've got to lean down, until you're basically lying on top of her, pressing her into the bed and sheets and warming her fully and deeply. You've got to reach around, with hands cupped full of coconut oil, and feel her arch off of the bed as she dips the tips of her nipples into the pleasant, heated liquid.

Then, as you allow her to flip around so her stomach is faced skyward, you need to show the depths of your love to your queen by planting a light, but tenderly slow kiss upon her smiling lips. You need to continue your massage, making her tense her muscles and writhe as you draw increasingly close circles around her belly button, an oasis of coconut oil and sensation in the very middle of the golden-brown dunes that are the mounds of her abdominals. Work your way upwards, through the valley of her breasts, before spiralling in towards the teats, bringing a flush to her face and a paw to her groin, making every inch of her skin as luxuriant as it deserves to be. Then, the massage will give way to even greater rewards.

>> No.12558223

>>12558213

That looks lovely, but the frills just over her chest got colored by mistake.

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>>12558177
You don't need to use your fingers, but you do need a succubus friend. Do you have any succubus friends anon?

>>12558180
Of course not. You can't "take advantage" of public property.

>>12558215
All men love giving "special kisses". Once you start you just can't stop!

>> No.12558228

>>12558215
One lady asked me to follow her in there once, but I didn't because when I was young mom told me never follow strange ladies into bathrooms

She looked upset when I walked away, she must have really wanted a kiss I guess.

>> No.12558229

I'm going to mentally bully someone's daughteru and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>> No.12558230

>>12558223
It's not done, just testing out colors.

>> No.12558232

Im an independent man who don't need no monster girl!!

>> No.12558233

>>12558226
Urge to perform navallingus upon her is rising.

>> No.12558236

>>12558229
>>12558232

I blame Bob.

>> No.12558238

>>12558226
Well shucks moma always told me to stay away from succubi. But you seem nice and I like making new friends, its always good to have friends.

>> No.12558241

>>12558232
>I'm an independent slut who don't need no V!

This is what you sound like.

>> No.12558244

>>12558226
Wait, are you... Hold on

Anon are one of those "Succubi"?

Why hello there! It's nice meeting you.

>> No.12558245

>>12558232
so leave.

>> No.12558247
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>>12558218
Looks like a special someone is getting the throne tonight.

>> No.12558249
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>>12558191
What are the best MGs for ear rubs?

>> No.12558251

>>12558226
If special kisses are that fun to give then I want to try them. Do you know where I can do them?

>> No.12558252

>>12558238
Poor anon never saw it coming.

>> No.12558254

>>12558249

Your picture already nails it.

>> No.12558255

>>12558249
Jinkos are best for everything rubs. tummy rubs, paw rubs, ear rubs, tail rubs.
Chuff life, knigga

>> No.12558259

>>12558255

>Jinkos
My nigga.

>> No.12558260

>>12558252
Oh come on anon, not all Succubi are bad.

Don't you want to take a walk on the wild side?

You might want to check your back door, it's starting to creek

>> No.12558264
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12558264

>>12558255
Mein neger.

>> No.12558266

>>12558255
I wish I didn't have my fear of cats, Jinkos seem so cute.

;_;

>> No.12558268

>>12558266

what is it about cats that scare you?

>> No.12558272

>>12558266

Real life cats are assholes.

>> No.12558273

>>12558266
Are you British?

>> No.12558275

>>12558266
Riddle me this, Anon. Why are you afraid of cats?

>> No.12558278

>>12558272

Whoa man, back up a bit. Cats are cool.

>> No.12558281

>>12558268
>>12558272
When I was a kid a cat slashed my eye and I almost lost all sight in my left eye.

>>12558273
No, I'm a Canadian

>> No.12558283

>>12558281
Close enough. Unless you're one of those Frenchies.

>> No.12558287

>>12558283
Oh god no fuck Quebec, nearly everyone else in Canada hates the shit out of Quebec

>> No.12558288

>>12558281
perfect opportunity for jinko healing

>> No.12558289

>>12558266
You don't need to be afraid os Jinkos, Anon.
They'll help you overcome your fears.

>> No.12558290

>>12558278

>Cats are cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4rvouqyVUk

Yeah, right.

>> No.12558291
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>>12558238
Everyone wants to make new friends. But sometimes you have to make sacrifices for friends. Are you willing to make sacrifices for your succubus friends?

>>12558251
Have you ever been walking down a city block at night and happen to see a neon sign that says something like "XXX Human Boy Special"? These places are where friends gather. Everyone there wants to be friends with you and play the "special kissing" game. They might even give you money to play, too!

>> No.12558293
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12558293

I have arachnophobia but I'm in love with Rachne.

Help.

>> No.12558296

>>12558293
I like arachnid girls but I really dislike her character

>> No.12558297

>>12558290

My cats are declawed. The fat one likes to cuddle up to me at night, right under the covers. A few scratches behind the ears and she'll purr me to sleep.

>> No.12558298

>>12558291
Well jeez if you're a really good friend sure I'll help.

>> No.12558299
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>>12558293
You've been diagnosed with Shit Taste.

It's incurable.

>> No.12558300

>>12558293
I see no problems here.

>> No.12558302

>>12558297

Ain't declawing cats wrong though? Doesn't that hurt them a fucklot and make them more aggressive?

>> No.12558303

>>12558291
But Miss, I always hear them Succubi steal the souls of men! that isn't true right?

Women that are as nice as you can't do stuff like that right?

>> No.12558304

>>12558291
I can get money from kissing girls? Is there a catch?

>> No.12558305

>>12558302
Declawing a cat is like removing the tip of your finger where your fingernails are on.

Yeah, it most certainly is a bitch painwise.

>> No.12558306

>>12558302

Morally? Yeah. A lot of people have problems with, it's basically surgery because you're removing the tips of their toes. A lot of vets will refuse to even perform the procedure.

I don't know about increased aggression but it does hurt.

>> No.12558308

>>12558297
Put a jinko instead of your cat and scratch her ears.
Have the best sleep you could wish for.

>> No.12558309

>declawing cats
I was not even aware this was a thing

>> No.12558312
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>>12558296
>I really dislike her character
How?

>> No.12558316

>>12558312
she's not endearing or interesting in anyway.

>> No.12558318
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12558318

I really like Griffon girl.
Anyone else?
And, any more material of her?

>> No.12558319

Would you be able to aid your Zombie Waifu in her ascension to Wighthood?

>Each day her body falls apart cell by cell
>Morning routine is less makeup and her performing first aid to stay in one piece.
>Odor is getting stronger and the perfume can't mask the scent anymore
>Hair is falling strand by strand
>Bile buildup has increased, making it harder to keep a decent shape without looking bloated.
>Most expenses are from gauze and formaldehyde
>While not exactly superficial, the hope that she'll become a Wight keeps her going
>Even when she feels like sometimes that she's using you to avoid a near certain end

>> No.12558320
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>>12558291
And just what's going on in here?

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>>12558298
Great. Now put on this "friendship" collar.

>>12558303
Of course not, people who say that are just jealous of our friendship.

Spread your legs please.

>>12558304
There's no catch. You just have to come back every night. Maybe you can even sleep over a friend's house, if you play the game well enough.

>> No.12558324

>>12558321

Why are all of your succubutts Brazilians?

>> No.12558325

>>12558318
She's pretty nice.
Don't know about the material, though.

>> No.12558326

>>12558320
>succubi getting busted on live television for luring unsuspecting shotas to their houses

make this a thing

>> No.12558329

>>12558321
Friendship collar? I'm not so sure, I've never heard of such a thing.

>> No.12558330

>>12558326
>To Catch a Succubus

CEO tanukistein approves.

>> No.12558334

>>12558318
Aren't Griffon girls yandere to an extent?

>> No.12558335
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>>12558329
Kid, I'm gonna give you some friendly advice.
Don't trust City Succubi.
Go home and hug your childhood friend.

>> No.12558337

>>12558334
Would they be?

>> No.12558338

>>12558324
They are?
Never seen one in my city. They should live in the capitals, then.

>> No.12558342

>>12558335
But would his Childhood Friend give him a Friendship collar? How can she be his friend if she won't even get him a collar. I say trust the Succubus.

>> No.12558344

reminder, Daughterus are for holding in a comfortable position while she drinks from her bottle. Not dicking.

>> No.12558346

>>12558321
B-but miss Succubus, I don't even know your name!

>> No.12558351

>>12558344

Agreed.

>> No.12558354

>>12558344

Bottle? How old do you imagine daughterus on average are? I always thought early to late teens.

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>>12558344
Daughterus are comfy

>> No.12558358

>>12558321
Do I have to go there every night? It seems like it'll eat up a lot of my time. But it would be nice to go over to a friend's house.

>> No.12558360

>>12558247
Whoever came up with dickthrones is a genius. There's just so many possibilities for it.

Watching TV or playing vidya with an Anubis? Let her play solo, or lounge back when she's atop you so that you can both get a view of the TV. Put your arms around her tummy like a harness, and lose yourself in the sensation of slow sex together. Both of you might just end up ignoring whats happening on that screen, anyway.

Anubis feeling like a dom? Then she can pin your hands on either side, and lift herself up and down with her arms and legs, crushing your pelvis under her force and giving you no respite. Only when she climaxes and her muscles turn to jelly will you be given respite, as she slumps on top of you, still asserting her authority even as the blissful afterglow caresses her form.

Want to try some hand play? Then sit back with your hands open on the arms of whatever chair your in, and let the Anubis squirm with pleasant discomfort while your fingers stroke and squeeze at every fluffy digit or sensitive pawpad.

God, dickthroning is awesome. Wherever for the Anubis to be on top, or for you to support, protect and tenderly love her from behind with your hands, able to roam freely over her body while you both remain lost in the rhythm of mutual thrusting and grinding, you able to nip at her neck and breathe in the perfect scent of her silken hair, letting it intoxicate your mind with lust and love... There's not much else like it, if there even is anything like it.

>> No.12558362

>>12558342
>Friendship Collar
See, this is why I don't date succubi.
Jinkos are better anyway.
>>12558346
And if you trust me kid, you never should. Leave while you still have your mind.

>> No.12558363

>>12558355
I've seen other pics of this, but never found the sauce.

>> No.12558364

>>12558363
Pics of what?

The scarred girl?

It's Laska. It's even been posted in this very thread.

>> No.12558365

>>12558363
Newfag pls lurk more.

>> No.12558370

>>12558316
But that's not Papi

>> No.12558371

>>12558354
>Not imagining Daughterus from age 0-3.
Do you even love?

>> No.12558372

>>12558370
I don't think Papi needs to be interesting, but I do think she is endearing.

>> No.12558373

>>12558363
Believe me, you aren't missing much.
>>12558360
Rock solid.

>> No.12558374

>>12558362
Anon come on, Succubi aren't all bad. Some can be pretty nice.

Now why don't you go lie down on the couch hm?

>> No.12558376

>>12558364
>>12558365
Sorry, don't spend much time here and I always skip things.
Thanks.

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>>12558346
You can call me "Mistress" if you want. Oh, and I have a funny nickname for you. Can I call you "Slaveboy"?

>>12558335
Please anon, you can trust me.

You fucking piece of shit I'm going to fucking rape your brains out and have your slutty little mouth slavering for more pussy juice as my cum becomes your life source. Then I'm going to dump your whorish ass on the streets for some oni to have her way with you. You're nothing but a worthless cumpump you fucking V-addicted whore.

>>12558329
It's what the friender gives to the person who is getting friended. I'm sorry you've never been friended before, but don't worry. You'll have lots of friends after tonight.

>>12558358
Yes, every night after school. Don't tell your parents though.

>>12558324
que?

>> No.12558378

>>12558371
>Newborn Holstaurus daughteru
>She stumbles around learning to walk
>Stumbles into your arms and hugs you
>All the while her mother is watching over her like a hawk

>> No.12558380

Has anyone here ever thought of what would happen if someone from the monstergirl world ended up trapped in a different fantasy world? Like a random guy familiar with monstergirls suddenly finds himself in Lordran where every monster wants you fucking dead. Imagine his confusion, his terror, his attempts to survive.
I'd give him a week tops before he hollows out.

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>>12558374
How 'bout no?
>>12558377
>V-addicted whore
Jokes on you. I'm saving my first time for marriage.
Smugcubus couldn't break me. What makes you think you can?

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>>12558378

>> No.12558385

>>12558335
Gee thanks Mr. Paladin, you always know best.
>>12558377
Sorry miss but if a friendship collar is really such a big thing I'd rather wait for one of my other friends to give me one. Like the nice Holstaurus girl down the street, she's my best friend that's a girl.

>> No.12558386

>>12558378
hnnng

>> No.12558388

>>12558312
>Lies through her teeth all the time
>Has trust issues when it's her own damn fault for what happened to her
>Uses what happened as an excuse to commit crimes
>Tried to assist in the possible murder of the only person nice to her despite how horrible of a person she is.
>Is a flat out mean spirited sadist that only edgefags that read AgK would like.
Any number of these things are a good reason

>> No.12558390

>>12558377
>Slaveboy

But Ma'am aren't slaves usually in a lot of pain and forced to do really hard work for no reward?

I think I'm gonna go home now and play with my Oni friend, she's real nice.

>> No.12558392

Which monstergirl has the most appealing navel?

>> No.12558393

>>12558324

Haven't seen any around here lately.

>> No.12558394

>>12558392
elder succubus from mgq part two

>> No.12558396

>>12558392
Yes.

>> No.12558397

>>12558377
Will they really miss me that much If I don't go every night? Can't someone take my place?

>> No.12558398
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>>12558392
Ushi-Oni has the most appealing everything.

>> No.12558400

>>12558392
Any lamia

>> No.12558401

>>12558398
Ushi please, maybe I'd think better of you if you didn't crush my cousins Pelvis and attempt to kidnap him twice in one week.

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>>12557785
Giantess nekomata

unbirthing optional

>> No.12558404

>>12558401
Let me fuck your alp cousin, if you wont do it I will.

>> No.12558407

>>12558404

Get in line. I made that threat first.

>> No.12558408

>>12558404
Yeah have fun with that m8, she just went Stage 3 and won't leave me alone for more than an hour.

>> No.12558409

>>12558404
>>12558407
fellas, pls, let's just gangbang the alp.

>> No.12558410

>>12558397
Jeez kid just tell your parents you have a service club meeting or something.

But if you can't come to us, we can come to you. Just make sure your parents aren't home.

>> No.12558412

>>12558407
Double team?
>>12558408
Give her over to us and you wont have to worry about her again.
>>12558409
I'm on board.

>> No.12558414

>>12558409

>Sharing the alp

You don't get it. I'm test driving her then taking her home.

>> No.12558415

>>12558412
>>12558409
You all stay the hell away from my cousin!

I bet Joseph put you up to this.

>> No.12558419

So, I haven't visited the /mgt/ since the move to /jp/.

How're things in here now?

>> No.12558420

>>12558415
>Implying she didn't put us up to this.
She won't wait on you forever. You better commit soon or you're going to come home to a gangbang in your bedroom.

>> No.12558422

>>12558419
>How're things in here now?
Good, when people is not shitposting.

>> No.12558425

>>12558415
If you're not gonna fuck her we are.
>>12558419
We all want to fuck alps now and worship egyptian goddesses.

>> No.12558426

>>12558419

Pretty chill. Got a good janitor that takes care of the shitlords that used to run rampant in the final days at /a/.

>> No.12558429

>>12558426
>Using Shitlord unironically
I want tumblr and SA to leave

>> No.12558430

>>12558420
>>12558425
Fine, Fine!

I'll go fuck her than afterwards I'll get her the shiniest fucking ring I can find!

Fuck you guys, you ain't having my cousin.

>> No.12558431

>>12558419
Comfy. Minimal shitposting, content is coming in at a decent rate, and the janitor here does his job.

>> No.12558432

>>12558422
>>12558425
>>12558426
>Good when not shitposting
>Worship Egyptian Goddesses
Some things sound the same...

>Want to fuck alps
>Chill janitor
And some things different. Okay then.

>> No.12558434

>>12558430
See now both of you will be happy. Now where did that little Fin run off to?

>> No.12558437

>>12558318
Fluffy and scales and feathers... Together at last!

>> No.12558439

>>12558429
Wait, shitlord's a tumblr thing? I've heard TBFP use that term before SJWs ever came about with the trend's current prominence. Actually, I'm fairly certain the Yogscast used that word some years ago, too.

>> No.12558440

>>12558432
Yeah but we made new monster girl versions of them. Mainly Hathor, the goddess of HEALTH love and fertility. You should join our church, I can assure you it'll be a great choice. Also a while back we monster girlized the solar system.

>> No.12558448

>>12558440
Sorry, already a registered member of the Sabbath.

>> No.12558451
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>>12558429
>Not getting the term from the Best Friends Zaibatsu
C'mon anon.

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>>12558439
>>12558451
>Watching TBFP at all.

>> No.12558455

>>12558448
>a registered member of the Sabbath
Another poor lost soul with his mind broken.

>> No.12558457

>>12558318

>Never finished coloring that

Feels bad.

>TFW people expect werewolf stories and shit for red moon eclipse, nothing fun like Wight

You people are disappointing.

>> No.12558458
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12558458

Anyone have that image of the kitsune in a pantsuit? I have this to trade

>> No.12558460

>>12558448
loli a shit.

>> No.12558461

>>12558455
>Another poor lost soul with his mind broken.

The same could be said of all religions.

Succubus for Merger of Church & State 2014

>> No.12558463

>>12558188
Catch a Jinko by the toe.
If she ara's, let her go.

>> No.12558464

>>12558458

Haha, jokes on you. I have stolen this picture and do not intend to reciprocate with the aforementioned kitsune picture.

Nothin' personal, kid.

>> No.12558467

>>12558455
>Implying implications

>>12558460
You're a shit! And so's your waifu! I'm just kidding, I'm sure you're both fine.

>> No.12558469

>>12558461
Not Hathorism. Or whatever the Sunbors call themselves.

>> No.12558471

>>12558454
It's fiiiiine.

>> No.12558472

>>12558463
eeny meeny miny moe

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>>12558458

>> No.12558476

>>12558454
>>12558471

I had to drop TBFP during their fart gas period. They used it far too often.

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>>12558454
Look out! He's using a smug anime girl to cover up his shit opinion!
>>12558469
Sunbros worship Amaterasu, not Hathor. That being said, Hathor's worshippers and the Sunbros were on friendly terms last time I checked.

>> No.12558479

>>12558478

>Worshipping Amaterasu
>When you can bask in the radiance of Ra

>> No.12558481

>>12558473
Thank you

>> No.12558482

>>12558478
That's what I meant, though I will admit my post was a little confusing. I'm a member of the church of Hathor, I was wondering what the sunbros call themselves, if they call themselves at all. Though yeah I can confirm our groups are on good terms.

>> No.12558485

>>12558319
Get the local Lich to help her. Or the Pharaoh can upgrade her to the Noble Undead package SOMEHOW.

Anything. I just want to see her tearfully hug me with her new Wight body as the whispers "Thank you" over and over into my ear.

The reward for your help is near infinite, but nothing beats that feeling you'll get in your heartboner.

>> No.12558486

>>12558478
>Girl
I don't even know with elves anymore.

>> No.12558488

>>12558476
It's died down recently. The Walking Dead S2 was the worst they've done, because the Kenny hate became too much for even me to tolerate. Wherever or not people like the character, I remember them making less than ideal choices and blatantly forgetting events involving Kenny, instead replacing the memories with more Kenny hate.
I've never played Dark Souls 2, so I'm not butthurt over the way Woolie plays the game, or what Pat gets mixed up.

>>12558478
Before the Church of Hathor became a thing, people were just worshipping them together as a single thing.

>>12558479
>Implying they don't take shifts, or something.

>> No.12558489

How would the males of MGC protest against how they're treated?

Threatening to cut their dicks off?

>> No.12558491

>>12558485

>I just want to see her tearfully hug me with her new Wight body as the whispers "Thank you" over and over into my ear

I think I'd die of a heart attack myself in that situation.

>> No.12558492

>>12558489
uptempo singing and dancing

>> No.12558494

>>12558489
Get the magical dick wizards to help.

>> No.12558495

>>12558489

Slimes can infiltrate your body and start living in your ballsack, sapping your semen and shit, I don't think they'd care about your dick.

>> No.12558496

>>12558485
>Get the local Lich to help her.
That's what everybody does. Everyone always goes to the Lich. Super easy mode.
And that's why Liches a Best. Business is good.

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>>12558392
Devils kind of do.
Also, Apophis. Any lamia does, for that matter.

>> No.12558504

>>12558488

The shitstorms are always good.

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>> No.12558509

>>12558505
You're a good man less

Sometimes

>> No.12558511

>>12558505
Nice

>> No.12558512

>>12558505

The fingers.

>> No.12558513

>>12558505
Oh yay,.less is still alive!

How's the new coloring style working out? Looks good.

>> No.12558514

>>12558505
PRAISE HATHOR!

>> No.12558515

>>12558489
Holding protests by waving around signs that say things like "A Boner Does NOT mean consent" "Not all of us are sluts, don't treat us like them" "Not your toy" "I'm no pussyeater" and "Can't we just cuddle?"

>> No.12558517

>>12558505
>Said you were going to fix the skin
>Didn't

Seriously dude.

>> No.12558520

>>12558505

By Moth-chan's abs, look at how many SUNS there are to praise there.

>> No.12558524

>>12558517
The anon who was doing the recoloring said he would do it, that way we'd have two versions of it so everybody can be happy. Blame that anon if he doesn't come through

>> No.12558525

>>12558517

He can make a different version with other skin colots later. It's not a painting, you know?

>> No.12558529

Am I the only one with fake autism? Why doesn't anyone else notice his fingers.

>> No.12558538

>>12558505
Looks good.

>> No.12558539

>>12558529
because we are too busy looking at boobs to notice the fingers

>> No.12558540

>>12558505
Fucking hot damn .less. Just hot damn
Praise fucking Hathor.

>> No.12558541

>>12558505
I'd ask you to have my children for drawing this, but there's already 3 gods who bump you down on the list.

>> No.12558542

>>12558505
How're your commissions coming, less?

>> No.12558543

>>12558539

Oh no, does that mean I have a case of The Gay?

>> No.12558544

>>12558539
>We
take your trip off

>> No.12558549

>>12558515

>“My fellow men of Monstergirl City. I say we cannot afford to continue to allow ourselves and our sons to be taken astray by the vices of the monstergirls. Ten years ago, in the aftermath of Harvest Moon, we came together to ban sale of venoms and toxins to the public. I say we didn’t go far enough. Venom peddlers run rampant from lax enforcement. Natural producers are immune from the consequences of the law. Ourselves, our sons, will never be safe until this changes!”

>Sounds of sirens as the police pull up in a dozen squad cars and a SWAT APC. Ogres, Onis, and similar giants in heavy armor pile out in full riot gear.

>“So the MGCPD has arrived. My friends, you are paladins for the new age, centurions of law and order. How can you stand by and break up peaceful gatherings of like-minded men when corruption consumes our fair city? Is freedom of association dead?”

>An Anubis in spotless dress blues steps up with a megaphone.

>“You’re in Monstergirl City, not America. Gatherings of greater than thirty single men are considered a public hazard and prohibited by law. There’s not going to be any pussy riots on my watch. For your own safety, disperse immediately, unless you boys want to share the drunk tank with the lonely onis.”

>> No.12558551

>>12558544
why would i? i speak for everyone not looking at fingers

>> No.12558552

>>12558505
>None of them have big, suckable nipples

Less why are you so terrible at drawing nudity

>> No.12558554

>>12558551
so, only you, then?

>> No.12558555

>>12557796

Kill the people running it, then steal the prize anyway.

>> No.12558558

>>12558505
Ammys presence among the two Egyptian Goddesses really tickles my autism.

>> No.12558559

>>12558505
Less how about a 4-way
or just
something
of Hathor and/or Ammy

>> No.12558560

>>12558552

I think I see inverted nipples, those are pretty suckable.

>> No.12558562

>>12558558

She really just doesn't belong. But eh. Hathor's skin bugs me more.

>> No.12558563

>>12558560
Mah nigga, ain't that the truth?

>> No.12558564

>>12558551
I somewhat agree with .less. I didn't really notice the fingers until someone pointed them out
It's like when you look at a painting that has a mistake on it, but you don't even notice it until someone or the artist says there's a mistake there

>> No.12558569

>>12558560
Inverted nipples a cute

>> No.12558571

>>12558569
This Anon knows what's up

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>>12558505
And for those who wanted delicious brown.

Still, .less, nice job.

>> No.12558580

>>12558505
>Illias save this poor soul from temptation
>Not "Praise the Sun" or some such

You really do suck at names .less.
So do I.

>> No.12558581

>>12558573

And this is the version I will save. Grazie.

>> No.12558586 [DELETED] 

>>12558505
reminds me of that hellfire song from Quasimodo

>> No.12558588
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12558588

>>12558505
>>12558573

>> No.12558589 [DELETED] 

>>12558505
*applaudes*

>> No.12558592

>>12558573
Fucking glorious.
Amaterasu, Ra, and Hathor are truly the trinity of good taste.

>> No.12558594 [DELETED] 

>>12558589
>*Action*
kill yourself

>> No.12558597

>>12558505
the guy reminds me of the villain from The Hunchback of Notre Dame disney movie.

>> No.12558599

>>12558592
Remember to quench that taste with a glass of milk everyday, Anon
Praise Hathor

>> No.12558600

>>12555490
>Alp...

Well it could've been a lot worse.

>> No.12558602 [DELETED] 

>>12558589
>Action

>> No.12558603 [DELETED] 

>>12558589
Fuck off.

>> No.12558605

>>12555490
>Tentacle
Wut wut in the butt.

>> No.12558608 [DELETED] 

>>12558603
>>12558594
>>12558602
*Grabs by the throat*
Back the fuck off?

>> No.12558610

>>12558600
It says stop until you get a Girl

Reroll

>> No.12558611 [DELETED] 

>>12558608

*teleports behind you and tips katana*

>> No.12558612

>>12558505
total win .less, love the colors

>> No.12558613

>>12555490
>Sea Bishop

I'm not sure how I should feel about this.

>> No.12558615

>>12558573
Thank you!

>> No.12558616 [DELETED] 

>>12558611
*Nods respectfully while unzipping dick*
tch, Nothing perssonel... kid

>> No.12558617
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12558617

I find it hilarious people bitch at .less constantly, but then all of a sudden he draws a flavor of the week and you all love him again.

Such fickle hearts.

>> No.12558621

>>12558617

THE AUDIENCE AM'S A FICKLES MISTRESS TOKI

>> No.12558622

>>12558617

Less is popular when he draws MORE.

>> No.12558623

>>12558612
>win
Fuck sake, now this?
>>12558617
Fuck off Nega/Bob.

>> No.12558624

>>12558594
>>12558603
no u

>> No.12558625

>>12558617

When I visit /mgg/ as to distract myself from this shitfest that is real life, I'm not expecting gore, nor do I look forward to it.

Oh, I think I've been baited.

>> No.12558626

>>12558617
I blame Bob, he's pulling more strings. Look earlier in the thread where he unleashed the latest chapter of Laska & Me. Look how there was a high lack of all the "Fuck you Bob" posts and more. It was all positive. There were only two negative Bob posts, and they got deleted.

People were laughing at the idea of Bob controlling the strings of all things Monster Girl, and manipulating us and the internet to suit him, but look around you. His power grows. It's getting harder to contain him.

>> No.12558627

>>12558617
But bob is the one who corrupted him, he was simply a pawn in bob's dickcat agenda!

Wake up weresheeple!

>> No.12558629

>>12558626

IllumiBobity?

>> No.12558630

>>12558627
Join the Dicksistance today!

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>>12558617

>that time again

>fuckin' autists and trolls

>> No.12558636

>>12558626
>>12554373
>Bob is developing the writefag equivalent of the Guns of the Patriots system

>> No.12558637

>>12558627

In the world of MG84, the word good has finally been replaced by the word bob. Now things are only described as bob and unbob.

Someone save us from this unspeakable fate.

>> No.12558639

>>12558617
I find it hilarious how he said he doesn't like some things, and yet he draws them.

Hypocrite, uh?

>> No.12558642

>>12558610
And I got...
>Alraune

Well I don't really mind not really moving around a lot. At least I know she's all natural.

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>>12558586
>from Quasimodo
You mean...The Hunchback of Notre Dame, right?

>> No.12558646

>>12558639
people draw things they don't like all the time
doesn't make them hypocrites

>> No.12558648

>>12558637
don't you mean unbob fate?

>> No.12558654
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12558654

>>12558573
Also in double chocolate flavor.

>> No.12558655

what are some forgettable monster girls?

How about Beelzebub? What a shit monster

>> No.12558657

>>12558648

Who said what? I would never say such an unbob thing.

At least not publicly. Do you know what they do to you for that?

>> No.12558660

>>12558655
>Beelzebub
which one?

>> No.12558661

>>12558655
WHO?

>> No.12558662

>>12558657
Futa dickings, yes, I've seen the public dicksecutions

>> No.12558664
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12558664

fixed some shading because i forgot.

>> No.12558663

>>12558654

I want to put my dick in Ra.

>> No.12558667

>>12558662
"Oh no~ Mrs. Cheshire cop is gonna shove her 'baton' up my ass~"

>> No.12558668

>>12558664
See, that's the color I was looking for when I was recoloring.
Guess you found it first.
Damn.

>> No.12558669

>>12558664

You caught the tiny area under the hand. Sexcellent.

>> No.12558670

>>12558662

>public futa dicksecutions

I don't know whether I should be laughing, angry or worried.

>> No.12558671

Do werewolves have normal human tongues, longer canine tongues, or tongues somewhere in between?

>> No.12558672

>>12558667
methinks the anon protests too much

>> No.12558673

>>12558664
Thanks again, .less

>> No.12558674

>>12558663
I would reference Beerfest, but...
That would start a shitstorm again.

>> No.12558676

>>12558674
I see where you were going with that.

>> No.12558677

>>12558617
He would be praised by practically everyone in every thread if he stopped doing some things he does.

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>>12558589
>>12558608
>>12558611
>>12558616
*tips fedora*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBRqB7zFvH4

>> No.12558681

>>12558671

Anything capable of human speech and with a human head has limits on the size and shape. You can go maybe double normal length. Most shapes are fine too as long as they aren't ridiculously thin and pointed or split or anything like that.

>> No.12558682

>>12558671
Big, thick wolf tongues that they use to throat rape you.
And up your ass for prostate massages

>> No.12558684

>>12558617
Everyone's just damn ungrateful

>> No.12558685
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>>12558682
>>12558684

>> No.12558686 [DELETED] 

>>12558655
>>12558660
>>12558661
Buzz off! I've had enough of your chitinery!
chitin+chicanery

>> No.12558687

>>12558682
But I wouldn't feel right with a wolf's tongue up my butt. Even with a full flush and cleaning down there, she's bound to get some flavour or unsavoury taste.

>> No.12558688

>>12558549
>Day after the protest, media shitstorm. Succubi complain the protesters were "espousing blatant racial hatred" (which is strictly illegal after the great Paladincaust of 2014) and "promoting harmful anti-succubus sentiments". Mayor succubus personally makes a statement on MGCTV that she will vow to reform the "lax social morality laws allowing human boys to congregate without the consent of their wives and city officials" and will make sure that they adhere to "both civil and natural law". Then cuts in clearly doctored footage of a human boy "terrorist present at the so-called male rights protest" wearing a chastity belt and holding hands with a lizardman protester.

>Slanted media coverage sparks outrage in the "stronk, independent" human boys. Human boys city-wide make vows of chastity in order to provoke MGCPD, who get near-constant calls from disgruntled wives whose husbands won't "put out" for them. Rape stocks fall, small and large businesses plummet.

>One dedicated protester goes so far as to announce plans to "reverse corrupt" and "cuddle chastely with" the mayor on his MonsterBook page, which is immediately removed by MGC Internet Morality Police following disgust and outrage from hardline MG conservatives.

>Conflict escalates until mayor declares marshal law, prohibiting human boys from leaving their houses except on the leashes of background-checked MG citizens. Some MGs take it upon themselves to "thoroughly train" and presumably mindbreak their husbands, leading to sharp spikes in Dark Elf Education center applications.

>Backlash continues until the "prime suspects" of the "illegal and morally despicable human boy insurgency movement" are forced underground, Wanted posters being distributed in every public gathering place. MGC secret police begin staging "chastity checks", making sure that no human boy walking the streets is a virgin. Some whisper that the recent paladin terrorist attacks were staged by the MBI.

Just another day in MGC.

>> No.12558690

>>12558626

I even did the first one ironically.

>> No.12558691

>>12558676
And that's why I stopped myself.

>> No.12558692

>>12558684

>.less gets hate when he does stuff he knows most people will hate
>gets love when he does stuff he knows most people will love

Seems terribly predictable to me.

>> No.12558695

>>12558680

Holy shit this is fucking golden

Hatordammit my sides

>> No.12558699 [DELETED] 

>>12558680
just the tip

>> No.12558701
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12558701

Your waifu tells you her family, including several of her sisters that may or may not want to have their way with you, will be visiting for a few days.
How do you prepare?

>> No.12558702

>>12558687
Understandable.

I think the point is, however, that it's a mental high for her. Either that or a strap-on. Your choice!

>> No.12558712

>>12558701
Get a Tranquilizer and the strongest darts I can buy.

>> No.12558714

>>12558702
>>12558682
Bob pls go

>> No.12558716

>>12558701
You don't, but make it look like you did

>> No.12558718
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>>12558702
Her ____both

>> No.12558719

>>12558701
You don't

>> No.12558720

>>12558701
Pray to Hathor for divine pelvic protection.

>> No.12558721

>>12558701
Stock up on all the anti venom I can find. Sure they'll be Oomukade, but at least there's a chance I won't end up being an ahegao-ing semen dispenser.

>> No.12558722

>>12558701
but my waifu is a unicorn

>> No.12558723

>>12558702
Fine, I'll take the tongue. But no kisses until she's brushed her teeth and washed her mouth out afterwards.

>>12558701
I buy a lot of steaks, get a spray bottle filled with ice water, set up some decoy scent grenades, drug some steaks in case of emergency, and clean the house, preparing the guest bedroom.

>> No.12558728

Bob, you better put some forced public crossdressing and amazon position in BBW pt. 3. That and some train molestation.

>> No.12558734

>>12558701
Call her NTRing slut for trying to hook me up with her sister
Lose faith in her, dump her

>> No.12558735

>>12558664
awesome idea .less
2 flavors of hathor ro make people happy

Total WIN

good joob DOOD

>> No.12558736

>>12558728
amazon position?

>> No.12558737

>>12558734
>implying you aren't the NTRing slut for going with another woman

typical slut trying to justify their sluttiness

>> No.12558738

>>12558701
nano machines

>> No.12558740

>>12558736
http://exhentai.org/s/6015382d4c/664007-16

or alternatively, actual amazonesses

>> No.12558742

>>12558712
Effective, but probably not a great way to deepen the relationship with your in-laws.
>>12558734
She just wants to show off her husband to her family anon.

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>>12558718

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vko1i65hmjg

>> No.12558751

>>12558701
Grapesnakes...
Why did it have to be grapesnakes?

I'm fucked. Hopefully not literally, though.

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>>12558744
Wat

>> No.12558755 [DELETED] 

Which mg would have the best tasting cum?

>> No.12558756 [DELETED] 

>>12558755
You mean like...which MG would enjoy the taste of cum or something?
I'm not sure what you meant.

>> No.12558757

>>12558752

"life's not about cocks, and ass, and tits... butthole pleasures"
-Mooj

>> No.12558758 [DELETED] 

>>12558755
All femcum tastes best. Is this a trick question?

>> No.12558760 [DELETED] 

>>12558755
http://i.imgur.com/CXHb6do.jpg

Buttery without overpowering and a hint of apple.

>> No.12558761 [DELETED] 

>>12558756

big juicy monster cock

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>>12558755
Obviously it'd be a- HEY WAIT JUST A SECOND

>> No.12558764 [DELETED] 

>>12558756
You've never tried girlcum before? You should, it's addicting.

>> No.12558765 [DELETED] 

>>12558755
If that means what I think it means fuck off

>> No.12558766 [DELETED] 

>>12558755
>>>/d/

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>>12558755
The word hate is not strong enough to describe what I feel towards you right now anon.

>> No.12558768 [DELETED] 

>>12558760
>>12558756
>>12558755

really now?
https://imgur.com/ew2x9ZY

>> No.12558769 [DELETED] 

>>12558755
alp_______

>> No.12558770 [DELETED] 

>>12558765

More like SUCK OFF!

Huh? Amirite? C'mon!

>> No.12558772 [DELETED] 

>>12558755
hyenna girl

>> No.12558773 [DELETED] 

Here we go again.

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>>12558761
I don't follow.
Don't most monster girls have vaginas?
I mean sure, some of them have cloacas, but that's already getting silly.

>> No.12558777 [DELETED] 

>>12558772

>pseudo-penises

Please, no.

>> No.12558778

Why does everyone automatically assume it's futa and not pussy juice? /mgg/ is so paranoid.

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>>12558773
Yep

>> No.12558783 [DELETED] 

>>12558768
>You'll never suck on her batter blaster

http://i.imgur.com/vD3HmUD.jpg

>> No.12558785

>>12558742
If she thinks she can just invite her sisters for 4somes, she clearly doesn't think about our relationships
Dump the slut

>> No.12558788

>>12558778
Alraune obviously has the best tasting femcum.
It's literally nectar.

Grapesnake is a close second. They say it tastes like wine.

>> No.12558790

>>12558777
I'm not sure why that freaks people out. It's essentially a hot, muscular, super-tight onahole.

>> No.12558789

>>12558755
Holstaurus

>> No.12558791

>>12558778

Because pussyjuice isn't actual cum. Girlcum is just a dumb nickname for it. When cum is said by itself, it implies things.

>> No.12558792

>>12558778
Because we all know futafags exists in these threads and they love to get attention.

>> No.12558793

Janitor is really on it today.
It's almost worrying.

>> No.12558794

The Janitor ascends from his mystical shrine.

>> No.12558795

>>12558758
>>12558764
Hey now, this kind of talk can turn someone into a boyslut.

>> No.12558799

>>12558791
But "cum" is just slang for orgasm fluid, it's gender neutral. If you said "semen" then we'd have a problem.

>> No.12558801

Damn, I missed the completed art with Hathor, Ra and Ammy.

>> No.12558802
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12558802

Do slimegirls have femcum?
Can it leak from anywhere on their body which is designated as a vagina, or anywhere on their body where they're pleasured?

>> No.12558806 [DELETED] 

>>12558799
so a game thats a cross between harvest moon and recettear but with monstergirls, good idea or bad idea?

>> No.12558807

>>12558802
Slimegirls are made of femcum, anon.

>> No.12558808

>>12558793

He's probably one of us.

>> No.12558809

>>12558802
It's water.
It's all water.

>> No.12558811

so a game thats a cross between harvest moon and recettear but with monstergirls, good idea or bad idea?

>> No.12558813

>>12558795
Why was this deleted? Femcum is perfectly mg related.

>> No.12558814

>>12558802
Anon, Slimes are just made of slime
Water-based gelatinous slime

>> No.12558816

>>12558811

I'd be down with that, you'd always have complaints that [insert mg] isn't featured though.

>> No.12558821

>>12558793
>>12558794
Art of Janet Ohr, Kikimora janitory hunched over a computer deleting shitposts when?

>> No.12558822

>>12558814

>Had to drop some tablets in my air conditioner coil to kill the slime mold trying to take over the other day

Fucking slime girls getting everywhere.

>> No.12558825

>>12558821
Or Janet getting a tender shoulder rub from a thankful anon for not letting these threads go to complete shit?

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12558829

Would you let her make a pact with the devil to become a monster girl, all for you?

>> No.12558831

>>12558829
I love yanderes, so sure.

>> No.12558833

>>12558829
If she wants to from the bottom of her heart then sure it's her choice.

But if not then I'd try to stop her.

>> No.12558838

>>12558829
I'm afraid she'd revenge rape me for ignoring and avoiding her. I'm just not a fan of girls with glasses.

>> No.12558842

>>12558838

Whoa man, how dare you have differing tastes than me.

>> No.12558844

>>12558838
but if she monster'd, she wouldn't need glasses anymore because monstervision.

>> No.12558847

>>12558829
If I don't have a waifu at that moment, why not.

>> No.12558848
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12558848

You are part of a small group of Human colonists, migrating from your home continent that's populated entirely by Humans.

A few days after arriving, you discover a group of tribal snake women, who you promptly send a diplomatic group in order to greet them.

After breaking the language barrier fairly quickly, you and and the elder accompanying you are invited into a tent. Where you sit around talking with the strange snake woman.

They appear to be passing around a pipe, inhaling then exhaling the smoke it produces into the tent, which gradually fills with smoke.

The Lamia sitting next to you passes you the pipe. What do you do?

a)Politely refuse the pipe.

b)Accept the pipe and smoke it before passing it onto the Human elder accompanying you.

c)Reject the offer violently, claiming that they're trying to drug you, before headbutting the Snake woman and running out of the tent.

d)Grab both her hands, look into her eyes and mouth-fuck her with your tongue in front of everyone.

e)Shake your head condescendingly and pull out your own pipe filled with 'herbs' from your home continent.

Results will be given in 10 mins or something.

>> No.12558849

>>12558829
Sure, what's the worst that can happen?

>> No.12558852

>>12558848
Setouchi's sameface is shit.

>> No.12558853

>>12558849
Dicks in and around every orifice.

>> No.12558854

>>12558848
420 blaze that shit

>> No.12558855

>>12558848
b. Accept pipe, even though I know it's a sex drug

>> No.12558856

>>12558829
Why should she make a pact with the devil? She fits my tastes exactly. Of course, I wouldn't be able to talk to her to tell her that

>> No.12558858

>>12558848
A

>> No.12558857

>>12558849
the worst that could happen is that the devil she made a contract with does a sort of monkey paw thing with all his wishes.

>> No.12558860

>>12558848
Politely refuse it.

>> No.12558861

>>12558848
Politely decline

>> No.12558862
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>> No.12558863

>>12558848
B

>> No.12558864

>>12558848
b. Respect their fucking culture and damn the consequences.
Either nothing happens other than negotiations or you end up with a lamia waifu or two.
Win/Win situation.

>> No.12558865

>>12558848
setouchi would be a really good artist if not for the same face.

>> No.12558866

>>12558654

>Pray to Thor, God of Thunder and bro-est of all for guidance.
>This isn't praying, but IS the first time you've heard a beeping noise in the back of your skull and a polite voice informing you that the line is busy and you should hang up and try again later.
>Dumbfounded, and apparently going mad, you try again.
>"Moshi, moshi?"
>"What."
>"Hold on, I got more calls, lemme put you on conference."
>Very suddenly, you're no longer kneeling in your shitty old hovel. Nope, now you're actually kneeling on a plush carpet infront of a bed with pink blankets and fuzzy stuffed animals everywhere.
>Also three women who look about as surprised as you are.
>They start talking, then arguing with eachother; how they got there, who you exactly were trying to pray to... one makes a backhanded comment about the another's choice in perfume, and suddenly you have three goddesses grabbing at you and pressing against you to see who smells the nicest.
>You just wanted Thor's advice on wooing the blacksmith's daughter.
>Odindammit.

>> No.12558867

>>12558848

E

>> No.12558868

>>12558848
A

>> No.12558871

>>12558862
>qt shy, quiet glasses girl.

>Turns into the school bike super-slut

0/10, I'm glad KC moved on to the hugbox.

>> No.12558875

>>12558848
D?

>> No.12558879

>>12558866

>"Loki, have you been tampering with my phone again?"
>"Of course not, dear sister, why do you ask?"
>"Someone's been calling me, and I can't seem to reach 'em."
>"Oh my, how terrible..."

>> No.12558880

>>12558862
So she fucked the whole school and does not love the guy anymore.

Better start to call the paladins already.

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>>12558871
I still remember the immeasurable degree of anal-pain that caused.

>> No.12558892

>>12558881
That what did exactly? I could think of several different facets that could cause varying degrees of ass-pain to varying people.

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>>12558829

>> No.12558896

>>12558862
based succuqueen.

10/10 would be slave

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>>12558894
>he

>> No.12558899

>>12558894
Feels man.
Kinda wrecked by the fact that when I get to the all-caps LOOK AT ME!!!, I just hear it in the voice of Heath Ledger's Joker.

>> No.12558903

>>12558899
'Least I'm not the only one

>> No.12558906

>>12558871
>school bike
>implying anyone is using her
>implying she isn't using everyone as her own personal slut
>with MC being king slut

>> No.12558909

>>12558899
>>12558903
Then I have failed.

>> No.12558922

>>12558892
/mgg/ is too pussy for rough enslavement love.

>> No.12558935
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12558935

>You will never be bullied by a yandere Werewolf

>> No.12558937

>>12558935

Please go further into detail about the kind of bullying.

>> No.12558938

>>12558922
Oh. Really? Huh.

Personally, I don't much have a problem with that. It's just that I like, shy, quiet girls like that, and then turning one into some Slutty Enslavement Queen is just...just a downgrade in my opinion.

>> No.12558946

>>12558848
Back, my computer crashed.

a)You raise your hand and shake your head in a polite manner, saying no thanks.The Snake woman then turns to the Snake Woman standing at the mouth of the tent and nods. She closes the entrance and the Snake Woman leap upon you. It seems they have to do it the hard way. They rape you, before moving on to kidnap and rape everyone in your settlement.

b)You take the pipe and inhale deeply. You pass the pipe onto the elder who does the same. Eventually you feel light-headed and lose basic motor function and the Snake Woman take off your pants and take off their tops. They rape you in a drug-induced orgy, before moving on to kidnap and rape everyone in your settlement.

c)Your forehead connects with the Snake Woman's nose, making her yelp out in pain. You spear-tackle the Snake Woman at the entrance and run out of the camp. They don't pursue you. You eventually return to your own settlement, where you find that they've kidnapped and raped everyone in your settlement.

d)You startle the Snake Woman and the other Snake Woman blush and cover their mouths. The elder nods approvingly and says "Nice...". It then picks up into an orgy, where you fuck until the sun sinks. You later awaken to find that they've kidnapped and rape everyone in your settlement.

e)The Snake Woman eagerly accepts and gets a massive buzz. Everyone else then gets high, following suit. You later awaken to find that they've kidnapped and rape everyone in your settlement.

>> No.12558951

>>12558938

The whole story is that she got jealous of the guy banging his childhood friend and imouto and the werewolf and ignoring her.

So she tried fucking around to make him jealous. That didn't work so she started raising an army.

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>>12558937
Physical, and sexual bullying for interacting with girls that weren't her.

Maybe a "game" involving that involves a shotafication cookie and getting locked in her house.

Little Red Riding Squire

>> No.12558959

>>12558946
>Same ending no matter what you choose
Well, I should've expected that

>> No.12558961

>>12558946
So they all have a good ending.

>> No.12558975

>>12558935
>>12558952

>Yandere
>/ss/

Is it that time?

>> No.12558979

>>12558975

It will be in a SHORT while.

I hope the experience doesn't leave you HOWLING at the MOON.

>> No.12558980 [DELETED] 

>>12558952
The werewolf art really needs an update. Along with Echidna, Lamia, etc.

Fuck, half of my favourite girls girls need it.

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>>12558959
>>12558961
When meeting a snake, do not partake.

>> No.12558984

>>12558952
The werewolf art really needs an update. Along with Echidna, Lamia, etc.

Fuck, half of my favourite girls need it.

>> No.12558985

>>12558979
I'm gonna staple your mouth shut.

>> No.12558987

>>12558946
It's like one of those choose your own adventure books where the author fucks you over in the end and just gives bad ends

>> No.12558988

>>12558979

But why do people expect only yandere Werewolves?

We could also have yandere Wights

>> No.12558996

>>12558985

It's obvious I'm BARKING up the wrong tree here, but I'll keep DOGGEDLY attempting to make you laugh.

>>12558988

A wight? How FRIGHTENING! I feel CLAMMY just thinking about it, I must just drop DEAD from sheer terror.

Someone please make me stop

>> No.12559008

>You've just gotten a new job
>The hours are great, the pay is even better and your told you'll only have to deal with a limited number of people in your department, including one coworker
>Your first day there, you realize you're employed by a company filled with monster girls, with you being the only human man
>Initial surprise and borderline terror quickly subsides once you realize they're all married
>You do a quick tour with the manager, watch a training video and your manager guides you to your department, gives you a wink and says "Go get 'er, tiger!"
>You wonder what the fuck she's talking about as you meander towards your desk and OH GOD OH GOD USHI-ONI!
>She cheerily says hello and introduces herself, asks you if you need any help and in the face of your terrified silence just tells you that if you have any questions you can ask her
>Then she just walks away, leaving you scared and confused
>Turns out the rest of the girls at the company think she's a freak because she's docile, friendly and has never raped anyone
>You slowly get to know her, become more friendly and one day as work is winding down you muster up the courage to ask her out to dinner
>She accepts and the two of you have a nice evening, she walks you home and the two of you part ways
>The next day all the girls are especially cold to you, turns out they wanted you to fix her, not play into her "disorder"
>The two of you end up pretty ostracized by your coworkers, but that's okay, the two of you get closer and closer
>A few months later you're front page news in the MGC newspaper
>"Deviant scores husband, mayor incensed!"
>Years later as your daughterus grow up, you realize that not only do they take after their grandmother instead of their mother, they also inherited the unused, unclaimed rapelust that their mother never had
>You silently offer a prayer for whatever poor bastard crosses the path of your doublerapist Ushi-oni daughterus

>> No.12559010

>>12558946
Sounds a lot like ME3

>> No.12559013

What thread did this monster pantheon stuff start in, i want to know so i can look through the archive and catch up

>> No.12559016

>>12559013
Not exactly what you are looking for, but here is a summary image of the Pantheon.

http://i.imgur.com/GcXa0ST.png

>> No.12559024

>>12559016

water elemental best girl

>> No.12559023

>>12559016
Why is there a snake among the gods?

>> No.12559026

Do any of you feel that human boys are underpowered? I mean, they've got no MAMONO MANA, have to sleep for a quarter of their lives and most of them can barely lift their own body weight. When you want to rape them there's no danger, you know? I'd say we should all just go after wizards, but they're so... gross.

>> No.12559030

>>12559023
because all the bad stuff in the world has to come from somewhere right?

Honestly I have no idea. Someone else might know.

>> No.12559032

>>12559016
>Ilias is the Woolie of the pantheon
Damn son. That's harsh.

>> No.12559034

>>12559023
Apep is a god too, in a sense.
Apophis is the goddess of night and entertainment.

>> No.12559038

>>12559034
>night entertainment

like bed-top sports for indoor-types?

>> No.12559039

>>12559008
>Doublerapist Ushi-oni daughterus
Fuckin' killin' me man, great stuff.

>> No.12559041

>>12559038

I think he meant stuff like Nightcrawlers

>> No.12559043

>>12559026

>Has never fought a human boy with a big gun or had him try to run over you with a large vehicle
>Has never fought a gang of human boys
>Has never fought a human boy's paladin girlfriend to break them up
>Has never fought a top tier paladin human boy

Quit going after pussies.

>> No.12559044

>>12559026
>implying MGs wouldn't treat their physically inferior men as dainty flowers

>> No.12559055

Who is the writefag that did the parasite slime story?

>> No.12559057

>>12559043
>NTRing human boys

Fuck off Amazon

>> No.12559060

>>12558549
>I have a dream that one day even the state of Lescatie, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of lewd, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and pure love

>I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the size of their dicks but by the content of their character. .

>I have a dream today!

>I have a dream that one day, down in the Monster Capital, with its vicious rapists, with its lord having her lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there little human boys will be able to join hands with little monster girls as sisters and brothers.

>I have a dream today!

>I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Chief God shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."

>> No.12559061

>>12559038
>night
>entertainment
>both at the same time
Sounds about right.

>> No.12559067

>>12558946
>10 out of 10
>Game of the year
>Bioware does it again!

>> No.12559068

>>12559060
How long after this speech did he get assaulted and mindbroken by a succubus fundamentalist?

>> No.12559069

>>12559043
>Has never fought a human boy with a big gun or had him try to run over you with a large vehicle
Guns are annoying, yeah. The ones that use them like to play hide and seek, too. I always end up tired from all the spell shields and running.

>Has never fought a gang of human boys
I have. It's nice to have a train run on you every once in a while.

>Has never fought a human boy's paladin girlfriend to break them up
Her squeals as I corrupted her were cute.

>Has never fought a top tier paladin human boy
This. This is the one to worry about. They're always READY, and lust magic does practically nothing. As a side note they also get pretty angry when you corrupt their girlfriends and propose a threeway. Friendly word of advice, I've got scars from that one.

>> No.12559107

>>12559069
>That televised pay-per-view of Riflemancer Paladin Aaron and his girlfriend Swordmaster Paladin Diana vs. Lilianna the Breaker

>Implying Aaron didn't win, only to be raped by his corrupted girlfriend at the end.

Take your tinfoil conspiracies elsewhere crazy old lady. The Breaker is dead. She lost her head.

>> No.12559108

How come sea mgs never get any love? Where allmy mermaid bros at? Sea bishops lovers? My anglerfish gonads!?

>> No.12559111

>>12559108

Because they're only relevant if you live directly on the coast and have all sorts of problems living in standard houses and stuff. Even crabman was ridiculously generous with how few problems there are with having Mero around.

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>>12559044
>You'll never have a waifu who treats you like a princess, complete with princess carrying, cuddles, and given an embarrassingly cute pet name

>> No.12559115

>>12559111
what if you are like some sort of water sorcerer or something

>> No.12559116

>>12559108
I'm a sea bishop lover myself, but it's basically as >>12559111 said.
Even believable writefaggotry with them would have to take UNDER THE SEA. you know, down where it's wetter, etc. Kinda hard to integrate that into anything land based.

>> No.12559117

>>12559114

Haha, what a silly thing to say anon! No one here would have a sissy fetish!

>> No.12559123

>>12559115

Then you're bonded to a water elemental and already getting your dick wet with her. Enjoy your undine who has less problems than mermaids.

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what about milk?

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>>12559116
why not just have it take place in a Venice like town

>> No.12559130

>>12559127
The same issues apply, you just made it easier for them to get around. It's not much different from putting your MC on a boat, really.

>> No.12559132

>>12559127
You do know that almost every big lake or bay marina has a boathouse community right?

It's just kind of an insular group that most people don't interact with too much. And it's still the same problems.

>> No.12559136

If there's one type of bird monster girl I would never want it's a Goose Girl.

Fuck Geese, fucking assholes

>> No.12559138

>>12559136

>hissing sounds intensify

>> No.12559139

>>12559136

Still waiting for a drawfag to get on that and draw a Canada Goose girl.

>> No.12559141

>>12559138
No that's not the sound they make when they're gonna fuck you up.

They honk dude, they honk when shit is gonna go down.

>> No.12559144

>>12559136
Couldn't you just, you know, grab them by the neck and snap it and be done with them?

>> No.12559145

>>12559139

Just photoshop some tits onto harold the duck

>> No.12559146

>>12559139
Please god no. I hate them with such a passion seeing them be turned into a monster girl might make me hate harpies entirely

>> No.12559150

>>12559144
If I remember right it's against the law to hit geese unless they start piercing the skin

>> No.12559151

>>12559136
>>12559138
>>12559139
>>12559141
>>12559144


>That one greentext where a bunch of them land in a farmer's backyard and he scares off all but a really dumb younger one with a shotgun
>She attacks him and he kicks her ass
>Then they roll around in the grass for a bit
>It ends when she dumps off his daughter with him during the next migration

They are bitches.

>> No.12559152

>>12559144

Easier said than done. Also, they can remove fingers and break arms.

>> No.12559155

>>12559144
You can't harm, injure, or kill a Geese, my friend
You get either castrated by the bird, or arrested. If you are castrated by the bird and then arrested, they will not fix you up. Why? Because you hurt a national bird

>> No.12559156

>>12559151
I also live like ten minutes away from a collage with fucking Peacocks everywhere.

There is so much Peacock shit all over the campus and nobody gives a fuck.

>> No.12559159

>>12559155
Why do we like Geese again?

wasn't there a case in B.C. where a kid almost lost his eye to a Goose?

>> No.12559163

>>12559159
These are the questions we ask ourselves everyday, Anon

>> No.12559165

>>12559159

Because it's funny to watch people run from them in terror?

>> No.12559167

>>12559155
>MFW you can kill and eat delicious Canadian Geese in Murrica

Not being able to harvest a common game bird just because it's a national symbol is ridiculous. It would be like turkeys being off limits if Franklin succeeded with his recommendation back in the day. Nobody would put up with that.

>>12559156
>Those calls that sound like children screaming

They would be made into tasty dinners down here. It's one of the advantages of having a few alligators in the lakes. They can get blamed for particularly annoying birds disappearing. It even sometimes gets done officially as "relocating". Relocated to someone's dinner table.

>> No.12559169

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygTa1mOTSo0

>> No.12559172

>>12559167

To be fair, isn't it illegal to hunt, or just eat, Bald Eagles in America?

>> No.12559176

>>12559155
Joke's on you, I'm not in Canada.
I'll break a goose girl's neck if I want to.

>> No.12559177

>>12559172
It might be because they're endangered

I don't know if that's true but I remember hearing that.

>> No.12559181

>>12559169
This is different from the Canadian Goose. You get close to those fuckers and they will rush at you even if you were running away in fear
None of that hissing bullshit. They just rush at you like an Ushi Oni wanting to break your pelvis. And boy howdy if they're in packs it's a horror film

>> No.12559184

>>12559172

They're not game birds. They're predators. Nobody would eat an eagle. And people killed the shit out of them like all predators until the 60's or so anyway. Even when I was a little boy, the only place native populations still existed was in Alaska. Now they've made a pretty good comeback through wildlife programs in the last twenty years or so.

But this guy has it right >>12559177

It's not because they're a national symbol but because of how rare they are compared to what they used to be. They're just protected, not endangered btw.

>> No.12559185

>>12559177

Not anymore. It's status has been deemed "Least Concern" and removed from the Endangered Species list in the US.

>> No.12559188

>>12559181
>if they're in packs

>And then Doppel-chan told her ex-husband that she hopes he gets raped by a pack of goose girls

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>>12559044
>>12559114
Tender and loving during the day, with a dash of teasing dom attitude.

THIS when night falls.

At least she makes breakfast the next morning while you recover.

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>>12559126
Is good.

Chocolate milk now is a guilty pleasure that gives me a chub.

>> No.12559194

>>12559185
>>12559184
Ah, thank you American neighbors for clearing that up.

>>12559181
Oh don't get me started on the fucking pack bullshit they do.

>> No.12559195

>>12559181

>Canadian Geese are actually less assholes than domestics in the South because they know they'll end up dead if they fuck with people.

They've learned they can be assholes in Canada.

>> No.12559198

What would be worse?
Seagull or Goose harpies?
CAAAAAAAAWW

>> No.12559200

>>12559192
do you put chocolate syrup on a holstaurus to make chocolate milk or add it after your drink

>> No.12559203

>>12559198

Cassowary Harpies

>> No.12559208

>>12559198
Seagulls would just steal your food, Geese fucking rush you and try to bit your dick

>> No.12559209

>>12559198
Those Crow Harpies, gathering on house rooftops and gossiping about you like housewives with nothing better to do.

>> No.12559210

>>12559198

>Blackhead Gulls
DID YOU ALL SEE THAT?
HE GAVE ME A KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS

I WANT A KISS TOO

MINE MINE MINE

>Canadian Geese
>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU AND BITE YOU
>FUCK YOU

I'll take gulldere every day of the week

>> No.12559211

>>12559126
>The only shit Holstaurus is flat
Gee what a coincidence.

>> No.12559213

>>12559208
Whoops.

Bite*

>> No.12559214

>>12559209

>Old crows
>Whole murder of ara ara

>> No.12559216

>>12559200
You squirt some syrup into her mouth and then let her suck some milk out and mix it with your tongue.


Occasionally you can clamp her so she's ready to burst in the evening for a nice after dinner treat with her begging for release.

>> No.12559219

>>12559216

>clamp her
>milk only comes out of the nipple tip

But that's not how nipples work.

>> No.12559223

>>12559216
That first line is the best thing ever. That second one though I wouldn't do, I'd keep from having sex with her for a while so that she would revert back to minotaur nature but not milking her could be painful for her.

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>>12559214
>"Hey, did you hear about what Anon did last week?"
>"Oh no, tell me."
>"He took the day off work and spent the whole day getting off."
>"Ooh, my~."
>"He even came, like 13 times."
>"13 times!?"
>"You're kidding."
>"I'm not kidding. Would you like to pay him a visit and find out?"
>"You know I would~."
>"How about we all go visit him together?"

>> No.12559225

>>12559219
They are cow girls.

>> No.12559227
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12559227

Is Polt the best non harem girl?

>> No.12559228

>>12559227
Yes

>> No.12559232

>>12559227
Yes.
Tio, Zombina and Manako close behind her.

>> No.12559233

>>12559225
That's not how udders work either. You want to keep her from milking then you don't milk her. It's that simple. A clamp won't do anything but hurt.

>> No.12559239

>>12559233
Just go with it.

Or maybe she likes the pain.

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>>12559200
>naked holst covered in chocolate

>> No.12559249

>>12559227
Furry belongs to /b/, m8

>> No.12559250

>>12559191
>dark elves

Not. Even. Once.

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>>12559227
Yes

>> No.12559258

>>12559117
>sissy fetish

Are you so insecure with your manhood that you wouldn't let a sadistic dark elf dress you up in frilly panties, thighhighs and garter belt? Telling you how you're her pretty little girl, and how she can't wait to ravage you in bed tonight?

>> No.12559261

>>12559117
Wanting to be cuddled and taken care of doesn't make you a 'sissy.'

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12559269

Speaking of dark elves, what are your deepest, darkest, most exploitable fears?

For research purposes of course.

>> No.12559271

>>12559227
Yes.

>> No.12559274

>>12559258
I'd rather just be a girl.
And have a Dark Elf do that to me.

>> No.12559277

>>12559269
Dark elves stop.

Go get fucked by orcs

>> No.12559281

>>12559269
Onryo.
God help me if KC ever decides to draw one.

>> No.12559282

>>12559269
Go away, dark elf

>> No.12559284

>>12559239

Yeah I'm just going to go get a drink. At least it's not hornet dick piercing or tanuki bullet wound fucking absurd.

It's just like, people still spout crap like feeding four cow stomachs when they just have three chambered stomachs and a rumen made from their throat.

I mean that's why they're called ruminates you know? And some people call that useless. I say it's why nobody else has realized that holstaurus give the best deep throat of any monstergirl.

>> No.12559286

>>12559269

Tenderly loving dark elves.

>> No.12559288

>>12559284
>holstaurus
>not ghoul

>> No.12559292

>>12559244
And now I have a boner. Thanks.
>>12559281
Did someone say Onryo girl?
Because /mgt/ already has that shit covered.
http://pastebin.com/dvQrR1ZU

>> No.12559294

>>12559286
If they weren't horrible monsters maybe I'd like them.

>> No.12559297

>>12559288
>Oral obsessed dark elf
>Ghoul

KC please

>> No.12559298

>>12559282
no

>> No.12559301

>>12559298
You need to be spanked Darkie.

>> No.12559303

>>12559286
>tender loving

so slow, gentle mindbreak and orgasm denial? sounds great!

>> No.12559307

>>12559284
I thought spiders or whale girls give the best head. Since they have the lungs in the back, or the whales have the blow holes.

>> No.12559308

>>12559284
Anon stop it I don't need to masturbate today. I don't need to think about that big cow tongue lickings and rubbing all across my dick. Or her taking my full length into her hot wet mouth, pushing it further and further down. Or her humming when she gets it all the way down for added vibrations. Or her taking it slow and barley moving at all. This forcing me to grab her horns and force her to go faster as was her plan all along. Or finally blowing my whole massive load straight down her throat and finally slumping over panting. Or her swallowing all the rest and licking her lips and my dick clean giggling as I watch. Or her hugging me and giving me a nice long drink of milk to help me recharge.

>> No.12559312
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>>12559307

Spider lungs aren't much more than modified crustacean book lungs. They're really quite weak. The magic of whale lungs is their capacity and crazy compression while still being able to function under pressure, not the power in their throat.

>> No.12559319

>>12559308

And then rubbing you between her plump firm breasts to make you hard and start all over again right?

Thus shall your wife, a Daughter of Hathor, please you every night. SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF MOO

>> No.12559324

>>12559301
is it backwards day or something?

>> No.12559329

>>12559319
>Book of Moo

Okay fuck all suggestions for other names for the book of Hathor we're calling it Book of Moo

>> No.12559339

>>12559319
But of course.

>> No.12559341

>>12559324
Yes, all Darkies must bend over and be treated like they treat their slaves.

>> No.12559346

>>12559329
Kama Mootra

>> No.12559349

>>12559329
Was there ever another option? Let alone one with a serious chance of competing.

>> No.12559350
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12559350

Why are paw-heels so neat?

>> No.12559351

>>12559346
Whoever you are anon, may you find your perfect waifu

>> No.12559353

>>12559346
I want this a lot.
>>12559349
Even if there were I doubt they would have a chance.

>> No.12559356

>>12559341
>>12559301
Sounding very Uncle Ruckus there...

>> No.12559359

>>12559329
>There's the Book of Moo
>And then there's the Book of Hathor
>The former is her the followings, rituals, and teachings of Hathor
>The latter is like the Book of Apophis

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>>12559351
You always have known my name.

>> No.12559365

>>12559356
Nah fuck that, that'd only work if I was a Darkie myself.

Now I maybe be blind, but I know I ain't no Darkie

>> No.12559367
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12559367

>>12559255
>tfw no Polt as a homestay.

>> No.12559369

>>12559359
Hathor for the modern age, The Church of Later Day Milks

>> No.12559371

>>12559350
Because you're a furry.

>> No.12559372

>>12559362
W-who are you anon?

>> No.12559373

>>12559372
Don't ask unnecessary questions, Anon.

>> No.12559374

>>12559367
I like her bio pic look more, that great little short stack.

>> No.12559382
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12559382

Might as well get this out of the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMwnNfUT9XU

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12559384

>>12559373
>Accel

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>>12559371
What does furry have anything to do with paw-heels?

>> No.12559393

>>12559384
What?

>> No.12559405

>>12559393

Did he fucking stutter? He said Accel

>> No.12559415

>>12559405
Well, yes, but wjat does that have to do with anything?
Unless I'm retarded for not getting something obvious.

>> No.12559417

>>12559382
Oh my fucking god. My sides are fucking gone.

>> No.12559420 [DELETED] 

>>12559391
http://pastebin.com/XQYk13Rt

>> No.12559430

>>12559420
Thus is the fate of deluded maledom fags.

>> No.12559433
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12559433

>Demon Girls

Everyone loves demons, right?

>> No.12559437
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>>12559433
What kind of question is that?

>> No.12559440
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12559440

>You'll never get hit on by a manticore at the bar

>> No.12559446

>>12559420
> maledom
not rad

>> No.12559448

What should happen next with darling?

>> No.12559452

>>12559440
"T-t-that was m-my beer."

>> No.12559455

>>12559452
And then she downs the entire thing into her tailpussy before making you drink it. Nice going.

>> No.12559457

>>12559452
Well take it back.

Dont just let her wave it around with that smug smile on her face.

>> No.12559462

>>12559457
But Manticores are intimidating.

Also there's no telling where that tail's been.

>> No.12559466

>>12559462
Your mouth is probably about as dirty as that tail. They were made for each other!

>> No.12559470

>>12559448
Anyone?

>> No.12559471

>>12559462
There's a pretty good telling where it's gonna be if you dont man up.

See:
>>12559455

>> No.12559472

>>12559466
That's her pick-up line I take it?

Lewd/10

>> No.12559480
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12559480

http://pastebin.com/MhuC52QC

Another couple pages of translated Baphomet Complex. This draft should be done within the munch, after which will be BTE6 (and maybe 7), followed by Mimiru's chapter of Fallen Brides.

>> No.12559481

>>12559470
Miia asks him to marry her, he accepts.
They fuck like rabbits.
END

I just want to see Miia tenderly loved, is that so wrong?

>> No.12559485

>>12555644
Why would she do that?

>> No.12559486

>>12559481
This

>> No.12559488

>>12559471
>"man up"

That's cute.

Well, what are you waiting for? That tail ain't going to eat itself.

>> No.12559489

>>12555661
sauce?

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>>12559480
Keep up the good work.

>> No.12559496

>>12559488
What right here in the bar? N-no way, someone will see...

>> No.12559498

>>12554982
Xantcha pls

>> No.12559501

>>12559496
Isn't it more fun to have an audience?

Look, that oni in the back is already fingering herself. She knows you can eat a mean tailpussy.

>> No.12559504

>>12559498
Man I WISH he was here

>> No.12559505

>>12559504
Xantcha is kill. there is only Niebelfader now

>> No.12559506

>>12559501
Can't I just finger your tailpussy for a bit? Under the table?

I wish you wouldn't just let it hang out in the open like that, it's depraved.

>> No.12559511

>>12559506
Don't give in anon. It's a slippery slope down the path to becoming a boyslut, what would your mother think if she knew you were giving fingerjobs to random manticores in bars?

>> No.12559523

>>12559269
dem eyes, that skin colour , how can you not want that?

>> No.12559526

>>12559523
Business Dark Elf is amazing.

>> No.12559527

manticore sex in a bar, dagner danger manslut detected!!!

>> No.12559528
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12559528

Ordinary cute is the best. I'd love to marry an ordinary cute girl, like maybe a Lizardgirl.

>> No.12559530

The best response when a manticore takes yer beer and drinks it like that is to say something nice about it, like ' wow, I am Impressed, I didn't know you could do that' , then follow up with the 'would you like me to buy you another drink?'

This will keep you from seeming a Manslut, and yet present yourself in a mature manner

>> No.12559533

>>12559530
Play on her sense of superiority by mentioning yeah, that Oni has you nervous, would she protect you from her?

This will seriously appeal to her and gain you even more points with her

>> No.12559535

>>12559533
I guarantee you massive tailjobs that night

>> No.12559536

>>12559533
We're dealing with a drunk manticore in a bar. The only point you need is your erection, and she'll take care of that one way or another.

>> No.12559537

>>12559530
So, to counter her getting you drink so she can take advantage of you, you get her drunk instead?
I see now.

>> No.12559539

>>12559530
You could always give her the golden pick-up line, guaranteed to work.

"You terrify me and I want you to chase me down a dark alleyway, push me to the ground, tear off my clothes and fuck me while I beg for you to stop."

>> No.12559543

>>12559539
By Moth-chan's chiselled abs, that would make any monster so wet they could supply enough water to cover Mars

>> No.12559545

>>12559528
She looks like a monkey.

>> No.12559546

>>12559543
See, here's the trick: after you say that you have to grab her paw. This confuses her and you now have a soaking wet and wildly off balance manticore at your disposal. While you're banging her make sure to whisper about how terrified you are while lovingly caressing her. It is perfect.

>> No.12559548

>>12559545
Cutest Jitsu, best secret.

>> No.12559551

>>12559543
>By Moth-chan's chiselled abs
I would chisel Moth-chan's abs, if you catch my drift~
Chisel them for a good twenty minutes and then blow a load in her cute little belly button.

>> No.12559556

>>12559546
And then when the initial shock dies off, you're experiencing what you just used as a pickup line.

>> No.12559565

>>12559556
So it jump cuts to her tail violently milking your cock,while she yells: "Goosh goosh!" as you scream?

>> No.12559566

>>12559556
That's why you take her right there on the bar. She was asking for it and in MGC one needs to be a man of action. Just hope that ushi oni schlicking in the background doesn't decide to join in.

>> No.12559570

>>12559565
With bad editing yes.

>>12559566
Its too late. The whole bar is watching.

>> No.12559577

>>12559570
>Its too late. The whole bar is watching.
Go ahead Nonny, give them a show.

It's time to embrace destiny, one broken pelvis or another.

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>>12559551
>fucking Moth tummy
That caused her a nosebleed, take responsibility.

>> No.12559595

>>12559592
Do I have to cum in her nose?
I mean, do I get to cum in her nose? I mean, I bet she can absorb it though the nasal cavity and heal the bleeding right away.

>> No.12559601

>>12559595
>jizz in nose
You had a good thing going, and you blew it. That would've been acceptable if you made her blow you until you cummed out through her nose.

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>>12559548
>secret
What secret? She's just evil! Look at her! This is the face of evil!

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>>12559592
I prefer my air-headed bimbo Moth Girls.

>> No.12559610

>>12559601
>not liking jizz in nose
What a pleb. I bet you wouldn't even inject semen into a Cyclopses tear ducts while she sleeps and then bully her, making her cry jizz right into that big eye of hers, the ickyness and shame making her cry even more.

>> No.12559612

>>12559608
I want to gently kiss that face of evil all over. What a scoop!

>> No.12559617

>>12559609
I can imagine the sound of a hundred simultaneous TZICHs when they all reach orgasm at once.

>> No.12559621

>>12557361
The correct term is "Twat Swatter" my good sir or madam.

>> No.12559628
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12559628

>>12559592
>>12559609

>> No.12559630

>>12559628
>"Nyoro~n"

>> No.12559631

>>12559346
>Kama Mootra
For the love of Hathor someone please write this.

>> No.12559635

>>12559631
>The entire thing is a breast and intercrural sex manual

>> No.12559636

>>12559635
As well as some nifty guides to increase fertility, recipes for aphrodisiacs, things you can use milk for, and aphrodisiacs in things you can use milk for.

>> No.12559638

>>12559631

>Halfass pun. Not even a full pun like Brahma Mootra
>Implying it's a whole book and not just a practical worship section in the Book of Moo

>> No.12559641

>>12559638
>Brahma Mootra
Okay that's even better.
>Holstaurus sitting in the lotus position, meditating
>Mooooooooo~

>> No.12559648

>>12559631
>>Kama Mootra
>>12559635
>>The entire thing is a breast and intercrural sex manual

Have you ever read Kama Sutra? It's like 90% dating tips for medieval Indians. It'd be more like
>Offer shotas ice cream and cocoa to get them to your house.
>Have your shota sit in your lap at the library. That way everyone will see that he's yours.

>> No.12559651

>>12559648
>dating tips
This keeps getting better and better.

>> No.12559654

>>12559651
>Oomukade playing with herself while reading it


>"10 Dating tips that Succubi don't want you to know about!"

>> No.12559655

>>12559654
>1001 things to do with Arachnid Silk

>> No.12559657

While we're on the subject of reading materials, what would a MG version of those supermarket tabloid papers look like?

>> No.12559659
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>>12559657
I got one for a pro-human rag in the MGC.

>This is a public service announcement to all human families of the Monstergirl Territories. For mankind to survive, women must learn to out monster the monster. Make no mistake, competition is fierce out there, and that competition is loyal, aggressive, strong and beautiful. These are the qualities that must be nurtured at home. Mankind adapts, that's what we do. So let the other monsters know what being the original monster girl is all about!

>Brought to you by Paladins For A Secure Future For All Species

>> No.12559660

>>12559657
I don't read any so I wouldn't know, but I can't help but think of a silly Succubus checking out every Dickens book out at her local library and the bookwurm trying to explain to her that the name of the author is misleading.

>> No.12559662

>>12559659
>Dat Andy
What the fuck happened to him?

>> No.12559663

>>12559660

Well she'll be really upset about those Dick Tracy comic collections then.

>> No.12559665

>>12559662

That's future Andy. All that training he's been getting has been paying off. He's buffer in the modern timeline too. Also go see the happening thread in /co/ because shit is going down.

>> No.12559667

>>12559662
Lifting?
>>12559663
Can you guess what would be the worst?
>It's called Moby Dick and it's about a SPERM Whale, the fuck?

>> No.12559668
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>> No.12559670
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>> No.12559671

>>12559667

>He tasks me. He heaps me, but he is but a cockblock.

>>12559668
>Monsterboys

Quit trying to start shit buddy. We're having a good time over here.

>> No.12559672

>>12559668
>A Cyclops in her natural habitat
Crikey.

>> No.12559673

>>12559668
>>12559670
Fuck off.
>>12559672
>her

>> No.12559675

>>12559673
>her
B-but that's just a really puffy vulva, right?

>> No.12559677

>>12559673
Man I see breasts

What the fuck artists?

>> No.12559678

>>12559675
>単眼ロリ
It says she's a girl right in the title.

>> No.12559680

>>12559675
no.

>> No.12559681

>>12559677
It's like you don't know 99% of trap doujins are just the artist drawing a chick then swapping out the hole for a stick.

>>12559678
Hey, knock it off. You're not being cute.

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12559682

Oops, forgot to post this page, too.

>> No.12559685

>>12559678
>>12559675
see >>12559682

>> No.12559686

>>12559668
>>12559670
>>12559682
>heart pupil(s)
oh my

>> No.12559687

Where's Janet already?

>> No.12559688

>>12559682
>>12559685
That's the shadow-man's dick. They're doing intercrucal. See how there isn't a dick before?

>> No.12559694
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12559694

What Monster Girls would you expect to find at a trailer park?

Specifically, Trailer Trash Monster Girls?

>> No.12559697

we already did redneck monster girls, go lurk moar

>> No.12559698
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>>12559694

I can see it.

>> No.12559700

>>12559697
You know I can't remember if that was before or after we turned the planets into girls

>> No.12559703

>>12559700

Technically, two already are girls.

>> No.12559704

>>12559703
i think it was:
mars, hyper loli
Venus : hot sultry etc etc
earth : gaia the fetile one
mars, the barren older woman (oni)
Jupiter a healthy girl
Uranus as a sort of ice queen
pluto as ab emo goth 'leave me alone, I'm not an planet anymore'

and Saturn, shes a CPU goddess

>> No.12559709

>>12559704
Also the Sun, which is a Dragon Girl with an explosive temper.

>> No.12559711

someone deleted all the art that .less did and posted tonight


this futa doujin better get wiped

>> No.12559712

>>12559671
>Monsterboys
>Boy
Wait a minute! You mean to tell me that that's a boy? What the fuck!?

Dammit, I fapped to that.

>> No.12559713

>>12559712
It isn't. See >>12559678 and >>12559688

>> No.12559715
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12559715

>wanting to make you feel as comfortable as you possibly can with her, your monster girl waifu decides to make it so you have a "traditional human" wedding
>your whole family shows up for it, and seem happy for you, though they are side-eyeing your soon to be wife quite a bit
>but luckily, the wedding goes off without a hitch and you all go down to the concert hall your wife rented out for the reception
>not long after that, your wife takes your hand and leads you into the middle of the crowd
>"Honey, it's time for that one thing. You know... where we dance together?"

what song plays while you to dance in each others' embrace?

>> No.12559719 [DELETED] 

>>12559715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYz8xs163YU

>> No.12559720

>>12559715
>>12559719
Wait...
http://youtu.be/NYz8xs163YU?t=45s

>> No.12559726

>>12559715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-bd3aDMGA

Always go with classics anon.

>> No.12559729

>>12559480
Lolis always the best

>> No.12559739

>>12559715
This right here. I just hope she doesn't think it too awkward to dance to a song from a movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DxjFs_dsR8

>> No.12559764
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12559764

Do you and your waifu share your snacks?

>> No.12559766

>>12559764
No one touch my snacks.

>> No.12559772

>>12559764
Nope. I eat the snacks and give her my sperm.

>> No.12559773
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>>12559764
I am my waifu's snack.

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>>12559715

Oops, I just realized I forgot to post my choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tWrjJebsvU

>> No.12559776

>>12559773
>all those bite marks

>> No.12559778

>>12559715
What about the traditional human wedding night that features super icky maledom? Is she going to take it like a human girl?

>> No.12559780

>>12559778

depends on who you married

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>>12559764
No.

>> No.12559785

>>12559778
>icky maledom
What? Nobody ever told me about this!

>> No.12559794

>>12559773
That's fukken adorable.

>> No.12559795
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>>12559778
Is bullying maledom?

>> No.12559799

>>12559795
It probs is.

>> No.12559853

>>12559795
I swear, girls like this who get bullied bring it on themselves. Look at that adorable expression. If you knew that the only way to see that expression was with a little light bully, you'd do it too.

>> No.12559856

>>12559773
>Not just pricking him once and sucking what yo ucan even if you didn't hit the artery.
Better to have a snack and try again later than have your husbando bleed out.

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>>12559853
I'd be willing to bully her hard to see that face.

>> No.12559883
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12559883

What's your preferred monster girl personality?

>> No.12559885

>>12559883
>Female
>Rathalos

>> No.12559886

>>12559883
Gently domineering, like a prince.

>> No.12559888
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>>12559883
A combination of hime- and kuudere.

>> No.12559891

>>12559883
My preference is like a pendulum. It swings back and forth between two extremes.

On the one side, shy, quiet, gentle, and on the other, domineering, commanding, and rough.

>> No.12559892

>>12559888
>hime
>kuudere
How does that work exactly?

>> No.12559893
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>>12559883

doting mother

>> No.12559894

>>12559892
Think Wights.

>> No.12559895

>>12559891
I know how that feels, only it's with lolis and milfs instead.

>> No.12559899

>>12559895
What you want is a wife and daughter. Just... don't dick the daughteru.
Unless they're Dark Elves, or a Vampire and a Dhampir.

>> No.12559901
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>>12558975
When is it not?

>> No.12559903

Hey guys. So how about a story about a young Dragon who leaves mommy's lair and sets out into the world to build her own hoard and lair?

>> No.12559907

>>12559901
>yandere /ss/ moth-chan
Please no...!

>> No.12559910

>>12559895
Ah. I prefer petite women in general.

Exception being busty tomboys.

>> No.12559911
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>>12559899
>Just... don't dick the daughteru
Obviously.

>>12559903
Is the story lighthearted?

>> No.12559912

>>12559911
>is the story lighthearted
That would be up to whoever writes it. It could go either way, really.

>> No.12559913

>>12559910
>busty tomboys
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.12559914

>>12559912
>Whoever writes it
Then it could end up as lighthearted, full of hobo rape, a perpetual motion machine of depression, or just comedic. The possibilities are endless.

>> No.12559917

>>12559914
Yes. Now would there happen to be anyone interested in the idea?

>> No.12559918

>>12559913
Don't get me wrong, I still prefer if they're flat, or small chested.

>> No.12559920

>>12557829
BERZERKEEEEER!
Would you like to making fuck, BERZERKEEEEEEER!
BERZERKEEEEER!

>> No.12559921

>>12559914
>full of hobo rape
Who are they raping? I can't imagine a Dragon getting raped by anyone, not even faceless fat old men.
>>12559920
Bersercar?

>> No.12559922

>>12559903
I tried writing something vaguely like that once. About a young dragon trying to make it on her own at least. I didn't get very far since I have the attention span of a lemming. Self-motivation, not my strong suit.

It was also yuri, which turned a lot of people off.

>> No.12559923

>>12559917
I'm taking a little break from writing. Besides, I don't think I could come up with anything for it.

>> No.12559924

>>12559922
>yuri
What is your major malfunction?

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>>12559924

He's got a serious case of shit taste. I think there's a medication for that.

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>>12559913

>not wanting a busty tomboy zombie waifu

>> No.12559926

>>12559921
I imagine a young dragon could be overpowered by enough people.

>> No.12559928

>>12559926
Not if she werfs flammen on them.

>> No.12559930

>>12559927
I'd rather a flat elegant ghost waifu.

>> No.12559932

>>12559928

>Not writing Dragonslayer with ara ara Vermithrax

>It has little ones...
>We'll just have to kill them all

>> No.12559934

>>12559924
>>12559925
I will never get why this thread has such a hate-on for yuri, but oh well, that's the way of things.

>> No.12559938

>>12559934

Because they can't self insert when it's two girls.

>> No.12559939

>>12559934
>I will never understand why fans of creatures that need to human men to breed and hunt them as a core component of their culture wouldn't hate yuri

That's either neutron star density or stupidity. There's more to monstergirls than just women with a couple of animal parts.

>> No.12559941

>>12559928
>she tries to breath fire on them
>they outmaneuver her
>one of them hits her in the back of the head with a mace
>she's knocked out and floored
>they take turns violating her while she's out
>she wakes up to find dried cum all over her, and copious amounts of cum flowing from her abused hole
>she's also chained to a wall
>she now spends the rest of her childhood as their fuck toy
>until she grows up enough to break free and kill everyone and destroy everything

>> No.12559943

>>12559939

>creatures that need to human men to breed and hunt them as a core component of their culture

Not the guy you were replying to, but isn't that just a thing KC came up with for his encyclopedia entries? His stuff is literally the only things I've seen where semen = literally how monster girls live.

>> No.12559944
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12559944

>>12559883
Deredere with a bit of sadism.

>> No.12559945

>>12559934
Because bisexuals are superior.

>> No.12559947

>>12559938
>Creatures obsessed with family, sex and breeding
>Muh self-insert

4/10, made me respond

>> No.12559948

>>12559941
>fat old man outmaneuvers a young Dragon
I'm calling bullshit right not.
>>12559944
Sadistic deredere is truly the best, but I don't see that anywhere outside of porn.

>> No.12559949

>>12559948
Nobody said there was a fat old man.

>> No.12559950

>>12559949
Uhh, that's what we were talking about the entire time though. Did you just remove them at some point without telling me? You sneaky bastard.

>> No.12559952

>>12559950
>the entire time
You only mentioned it once.

>> No.12559954

>>12559883
Confident Himedere
Not afraid to flirt back, or even outflirt me.

>> No.12559955

>>12559954
So a Jabberwock?

>> No.12559958

>>12559955
Sounds romantic indeed.
Yes.

>> No.12559960

>>12559947

Not every monster girl lives in KC's little hugbox universe where every one of them has their eyes set on your dick, anon.

>> No.12559961

>>12559943
KC is basically the modern baseline for monstergirls even in these threads. And they don't need semen to live.

People pick and choose lots of bits. Stupid unstoppable things like demonic energy get chucked a lot. But in a culture where success is measured by how many children you have and if they are married with children, anything that threatens that will be hated and shunned violently.

>> No.12559963

>>12559943
Even then it's an exaggeration.
Then again, if there's one thing I've learned in these threads, it's that exaggeration is all people know how to do.

>>12559938
Guess I'm weird in my choice of self-insertion then.

>> No.12559965

>>12559958
Can't get any more romantic than a woman who'll fall for you if you wave your dick around.

>> No.12559966

>>12559960

That's sure right. And they can discuss it all they want on /u/ in that year old thread there.

Jesus, even /a/ shoves all /u/ stuff over there. Why do you think the board was created in the first place?

>> No.12559967

>>12559963
>exaggeration is all people know how to do
Don't you think you're exaggerating a little?

>> No.12559968

>>12559966
And yet the most active mecha-anime thread on /a/ right now is all about yuri-rape...

>> No.12559970

>>12559965
I always saw Jabberwocks as dragons who are really into the whole idea of romantic love. Dragons who like the little things about life and yet has big dreams of finding the one who loves them more than anything.

Or at least, I did after this:
http://pastebin.com/St8rKdfk

>> No.12559972

>>12559966
For threads and topics SPECIFICALLY pertaining to yuri and lesbianism.

>> No.12559973

>>12559967
>Insert rimshot here

>> No.12559974

>>12559967

Just another case of two or three people wanting to push their fetish here.

>> No.12559975

>>12559972
Well nobody but you and lemming-chan wants it here. So go SPECIFICALLY talk about it over there. I swear it's something like this every day with you people.

Even lemming-chan said he got blasted for it in his story. He already knows it's not welcome.

>> No.12559977

>>12559970
I liked imagine them as flamboyant women who like flamboyant men. Though my opinion has changed after reading that as well.

>> No.12559978

>set up a date with your new Jabberwock girlfriend
>it's at one of the fanciest restaurants in town, so you arrive in your nicest, cleanest suits
>so does she

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>>12559977
>flamboyant women who like flamboyant men
That works too.

>> No.12559980

>>12559975
...lemming-chan?

I'm not sure why, but I'm weirdly happy about such a nickname.

But anyway, I wasn't blasted for the yuri, or even much for the story. People just didn't want to read it much at all when they found out it was yuri.

>> No.12559981

>>12559980
And what have you learned from this, Lemming-chan?

>> No.12559982

>>12559975
>nobody
Says who, 4 people?

>> No.12559985

>>12559981
That not everyone on 4chan wants to be a little girl after all.

>> No.12559986
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>>12559980
So they didn't even give it a chance?

>> No.12559988

>>12559975
Like a classroom full of kindergartners.

>So today we're going to have a regular old monstergirl class
>Mr. Teacher I have a question. What about lesbians?
>Just monstergirls
>Monstergirl lesbians?
>No
>Mr. Teacher, can monstergirls have dicks?
>No, that would be monsterboys.
>Can we talk about monsterboys?
>No, this is about monstergirls.

>Do monstergirls eat each other?
>Can the really big ones stomp on the others and squish them?
>How do monstergirls go to the bathroom? Do they eat it? My dog ate poop once.
>My dad says the marines would kill all the monstergirls if they got in a fight
>A GOLD DOUBLOON TO HE THAT FIRST SIGHTS THE WHITE WHALE

Such is life in humanboy elementary.

>> No.12559990

>>12559986
Well, at least one anon did, and wrote up a very good literary critique for me, which I saved and use for reference whenever I do attempt to go back and write more.

>> No.12559994

>>12559990
Mind inking me to it? I would like to give it a read.

>> No.12559995
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>>12559988
I don't need this silly shit.
I don't need it.

>> No.12559997
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sad mg stories

>> No.12560001

>>12559995
Yes you do.

>> No.12560003

>>12559994
Sure anon. It's really just setup. Hopefully I'll find the drive to write more for it sometime or another. I hope you gleam some measure of enjoyment from what there is.

http://pastebin.com/ieXbzzas

And with that, I'mma go to bed.

>> No.12560004

>>12559988
Kindergarten must be pretty hellish when it's monstergirls.
Imagine trying to teach them basic things, now imagine teaching them basic things when there are little dragon girls breathing fire and stealing everyone's toys, wolf pups running around hyper actively, harpies covered in down asking to be fed constantly, ect.

>> No.12560012

>>12560004
>Miss Stephenson! Nelly tried to rape me!
>I did not!
>Did too!
>You don't even know what that means!
>I do too!
>Nuh-huh!
And so on and so forth.

>> No.12560020

What's the appropriate age for a Dragon to become independent and seek her own treasures and elaborate caverns?

>> No.12560021

>>12560012
I am now imagining monstergirl kindergarten stories, and a young sandworm playing in a sandbox.

>> No.12560023

>>12560021
>Pharaoh and Anubis building pyramids
>suddenly, wormsign

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>>12560020
Maybe in her teens? Or the Dragon equivalent for that age period?

>> No.12560025

>>12560024
>middle schooler Dragon's first cavernu

>> No.12560026

>>12560024
Early teens or late teens?

>> No.12560029

>>12560025
I'm now imagining that first night when she moves in and doesn't have anyone to cuddle for the first time in her life.

>> No.12560030

>>12560023
>Pharoah and Anubis run away while crying
>Sandworm pokes her head out
>"I just wanted to play..."

>> No.12560032

>>12560030
>Wurm jumps into the sandbox
>they play tag while burrowing

>> No.12560033

>>12560032
>Girtablilu joins in as well
>Pharaoh watches from the swing set, plotting her revenge

>> No.12560036

>>12560029
>tiny cave build out of a few boulders on a hill
>a few coins on the floor
>a little prince plushie
>the little dragon holding back tears, trying to lie on all the coins at once, holding the plushie tight

>> No.12560041

>>12560033
>we'll get them Annie, we'll get them all!
>sure we will my queen, sure we will...
>>12560036
Now you made me sad. This story really needs to be written. I'd do it, but I won't.

>> No.12560042

>>12560036
Makes me feel bad, and want to goldfind with her in Act3 of D2.

>> No.12560044

>>12560042
>Act3
Isn't that paladin country though?

>> No.12560045

>>12560041
>Pharaoh comes up with a plan involving a candy wrapper and a rock
>The bell rings before she can do anything
>"I'll get her after nap time!"

>> No.12560047

>Meanwhile, a Holstaurus is just sitting in the corner, sucking on a bottle of milk, happy as can be.

>> No.12560048

>>12560047
>Dark Elf and her P'Orc minion plot ways to get that cute human boy to kiss them
>it never occurs to either of them to just use force
They're so adorable young.

>> No.12560049

>>12560044
Like that'll stop me from killing them with a Barb before they can even target her.

>> No.12560053

>>12560048
>mfw the Dark elf has a laugh like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phXJ3BYG0Ak

>> No.12560056

>>12560047
>happy as can be
I am now going to pretend that shot of baby Dellinger drinking milk in the new One Piece is a Holstaurus.

>> No.12560057

>>12560047
She's still drinking milk from a bottle?

>Everyone's napping
>The Wurm has blankets wrapped around her like a burito
>Pharaoh's trying hardest to sleep, and not forget her plan
>She forgets it

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>>12560057
>Lich always gets cranky during naptime
>I'm over 2000 years old! I don't need naps!
>Falls asleep after her tantrum

>> No.12560064

>>12560057
>>12560061
And I bet they'd try to save face afterwards.
Pharaoh:
>Hmph. I've decided to forgive my foolish subjects!
Lich:
>I... was merely in a meditative trance. Totally not asleep.

>> No.12560069

>>12560057
Well she's really nervous since this is her first time away from her mom for so long. She tends to cry a lot, but getting to drink her mother's milk during recess helps calm her down until she gets home from school.

>> No.12560072

>>12560061
>Lich sucks her thumb while sleeping
>And cuddling the human boy next to her

>>12560064
>Pharaoh tries to go to the sandbox again the next day
>It's now inhabited by a nervous Holstaurus and a tomboy Minotaur

>> No.12560074

>>12560069
>one of the boys is super popular and everybody wants to kiss him
>one of the other boys tries to do it too
>I just thought it would be fun! No Alp!

>> No.12560076

>tfw this is just making me realize I'll never have a monster girl daughter

>> No.12560077

>>12560072
>Minotaur draws elaborate mazes in the sand with a stick, challenges anyone to beat her. Anyone who does gets a kiss as a prize

>> No.12560078

>>12560076
Don't be a killjoy anon, go be depressed with Charlie Brown.

>> No.12560080

>>12560069
Sounds like the perfect opportunity for one of the young lads to be nice towards her, and possibly becoming friends with her.

>> No.12560083

>>12560077
>one of they boys manages to beat her
>"Well, where's my prize?"
>Minotaur gets flustered and runs away in embarrassment

>> No.12560084

>>12560077
>recess ends before the Wurm can figure it out
>WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME IN HERE!
>They're just lines in sand
>NO! IT'S A LABBY RAT!

>> No.12560086

>>12560080
>Young boy walks over to Holstaurus, offering to share milk and cookies
>No one talks to her because she's shy
>So happy she tears up a little, but shares cookies and milk with her new friend
>Excitedly tells her mom about how she made a new friend at school

>> No.12560089

>>12560086
>one of the boys is always bragging how he'll become a paladin
>Centaur has a crush on him and says how she'll become his mount
>the Lizard Girl says she'll be his squire
>none of them know that a paladin can't be friends with Monster Girls
I remember nothing from my kindergarten days, but this is kind of making me feel like I should.

>> No.12560092

>>12560086
>the two become fast friends
>they are always playing together, sometimes even visiting eachother's houses and sleeping over

>>12560089
I remember lots of things. Like a little sidewalk where we would ride tricycles, as well as throwing beanbags/rings at things.

>> No.12560096

>>12560092
I need to write this down. It's too adorable not to remember!

>> No.12560097

>>12560089
My kindergarten days were spent near an old Military base.

Fuck those playgrounds were huge, we had like 2-3 miles of open grass plain to run around in but we all just stayed around the slide set or played tag.

God I feel old now.

>>12560048
Enjoy them while theyre adorable anon, they become vicious little rape machines in their teens though, just imagine their highschool days.

>> No.12560104

>>12560097
Highschool days, huh?
>Dark Elf and her P'Orc minion plot ways to get sex from cute human boys
>it never occurs to either of them to just use force
I see what you mean.

>> No.12560106

Holstauri seem to fit the childhood friend role really well.
I always think of living on a farm and taking a fancy to one of the younger Holstauri, around the same age, and bonding together out in the fields.

>> No.12560108

>>12560097
>>12560104
>Pharaoh and Anubis are now teens
>They're still unable to do anything because someone else beats them to it

>>12560096
Like you'll even do anything with it. Nobody ever does anything with 9/10 of the ideas thought up here.

>> No.12560109

>>12560108
>teen Pharaoh and Anubis
>Annie! Did you give my Valentine's Day card to Billy?
>I did my Queen, but he already got one from...
>From who?
>T-that other girl...
>GRAPESNAKE!
And they would never forgive each other.

>> No.12560112

>>12560109
>Pharaoh decides to do something about Grapesnake
>Involving violence
>Decides not to when she realizes that she's good friends with the Wurm, Sandworm, Girtablilu, and Minotaur
>Decides to shame her on her twitter account instead

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>>12560112
>Former delinquent becomes a teacher at their school
>she's the most vanilla Elf any of them have ever laid eyes upon

>> No.12560122

>>12560112

>monstergirl online bullying

Man, we're getting in deep here.

>> No.12560124

>>12560122
#removeGrapesnake

>> No.12560127

>>12560124
Oh, look, it's trending right now.

>> No.12560129

>>12559739
Showing monster girls Oldboy would be an effective way to show how Humans generally feel about dicking daughterus.

>> No.12560135

>>12560122
>She learns that Grapesnake doesn't actually have an account on any social networking sites
>She makes her Anubis lackey make one, so that she can shame it and ruin Grapesnake's image
>It doesn't work out, due to Grapesnake being too busy playing Smash Bros with her friends

>>12560119
So she was a delinquent when she was younger, now she's a super nice and vanilla Elf?

>> No.12560136

>>12560119
Look at her sneaking that middle finger in.

>> No.12560144

>>12560104
>Be boy in Monstergirl Highschool
>Had a strange day at school
>"Hey, mom, what does it mean when a girl and her friend try to lock you in a closet with them?

>

>> No.12560145

>>12560129
Also it shows that humans differ in quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwIIDzrVVdc
>>12560135
>super nice
Look closelier
>>12560136
Precisely.

>> No.12560149

>>12560145
>look closlier
At the middle finger, or the wedding ring?

>> No.12560150

>jinko teen
>always getting flustered when her friends talk about human boys
>stomps off, muttering something about training

>> No.12560163

>>12560150
>she's very awkward with boys
>whenever there are assemblies, she freaks out when boys sit down next to her
>causing her to run away, despite the fact that the assembly, involving a bunch of grown people telling you why smoking is bad, is still going on

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>>12560041
>I'd do it, but I won't.
You're lucky I did, then.

http://pastebin.com/sQW5Wys5
>Dragon's First Cavernu

>> No.12560166

>>12560129
>"It is Human tradition to do that after coupling with their daughter?..."

>> No.12560176

>>12560149
Why not both?
>>12560164
>wanna walk together to the castle
Smooth. Keep this up then.

>> No.12560179

Do Anubis girls ever grow out of Lego? Or do they just get to the point where they can build the models by only using the instruction booklet for the internal parts?

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>>12560164
If only there were more people like you.

>>12560176
If she's actually married, then I've lost all interest in her.

>> No.12560187

>>12560179
Nobody grows out of Lego anon. People only repress it and become unhappy.

>> No.12560192

>>12560179
They just also get into KNEX and those magnet things.

>Anubis girlfriend invites you over
>the interior of her house, from the wall to the floor, is lined with countless Lego and KNEX things

>> No.12560201

>Be male Teacher in MG Highschool
>Another day at work
>Spend the entire first half of your day getting eye fucked
>Day's almost over
>No one has tried to rape you yet
>Bell rings and everyone starts going home for the day
>Thank fuck
>Get up to leave and find the door closed and blocked by the Dark Elf girl
>Sunnavabitch
>"Hah, you have no where to run now, Anon-kun."
>Stare at her for a few moments before gently placing your hands on each of her shoulders
>Gently pick her up and put her to the side of the door
>Open door and walk out
>You call over your shoulder as you leave. "Please lock the door on your way out, Elizabeth."

Such is life for the male teacher.

>> No.12560208

>>12560201
Pretty much.

>Succubus student keeps asking you about your dick size

>> No.12560209

>>12560201
I wish to gently put down rape attempts by cute monster lolis.

>> No.12560213

>>12560209
I don't think they try to rape until they're at least 12.

>> No.12560221

>>12560213
I imagine they would, but without actually knowing what that means.
>Dark Elf and her P'Orc minion corner a human boy in the bathroom
>start taking clothes off
>it turns out it was a phase 2 Alp
>Hey, what do we do now?
>We need to find his dick!
>What's a dick? Is this it?
>Stop yanking my tail!
>Ooh, he hates it! Keep doing that!
>I said stop!
>Resistance is useless! Ohohoho!
And so they "raped" an Alp.

>> No.12560223

>>12560201
You know, after writing that I kind of want to make a story involving that...

A male teacher dodging rape attempts by little 13 year olds, but what happens when he has to deal with the Milfy Teachers?

Or lord forbid the Principal?

One of these days I'll stop being lazy. One day...

>> No.12560224

>>12560221

Alps don't always retain their dicks?
I thought stage 2 and stage 3 just referred to stages in butt-sluttery.

>> No.12560227

>>12560187
Imagine an Anubis childhood friend. She invites you round her house whenever she gets a new set and asks you to help her build it.
When you're sitting on the mat in her bedroom, you keep glancing over at the instruction booklet every few seconds to make sure you're building it correctly. Meanwhile, Anubis is working on the section several pages ahead, taking pieces and building it just by looking at the picture on the front of the box.
Why did she need your help building this, again?
Of course, you don't mind it, and it feels nice when she shuffles next to you to grab from your Lego pile, her tail batting against your back.
Her mom is nice too. Always stroking your hair and asking if you want any snacks. Your Anubis friend always seems to blush and become quiet when that happens, though.

>>12560192
>those magnet things
Geomags? I've got a whole box filled with those, about 40x25x30cm large.
>KNEX
"How'd you get these ones to move about like that?"
"Oh, the gnome girl comp sci told me about them."
"About what?"
"Arduinos!" Anubis grins, pointing to at least a dozen empty boxes with various pictures of circuitboards on them.

When you come back next week, her entire bedroom is lit up with LEDs and automatised with mechanical arms she controls from her laptop.

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>>12560224
No, they lose their dicks after phase 1.
>>12560223
>the Principal
Hopeless.

>> No.12560231

>>12560227
Anubis the architect. This is stereotype works.

>> No.12560232
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>>12560221
>they brag about it to all the other students
>Pharaoh's jealous
>Sandworm, Wurm, and Grapesnake are too preoccupied with playing in the sandbox
>Moth girl mutters something
>Holstaurus and her friend don't understand what they're saying, and go back to playing pattycake with the Wyvern twins
>the teacher informs their parents

>>12560223
Yeah, if only their was a story about a teacher, teaching at a school full of monster girls....

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>>12560223
>Mr. Anon, I've had several complaints from parents about your sexual conduct with the pupils.
>They say you're deliberately avoiding any sexual situations with them.
>How do you expect them to learn if you don't teach them?
>If this keeps up, I shall have to hold a long, nice sex ed class for the whole school with you.
>In the gym hall.
>Take care, Mr. Anon~

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>>12560231
This is a stereotype that works*
>>12560233
After school special, huh?

>> No.12560237

>>12560235

>for the whole school

Implies it is during school hours. A little, hands-on demonstration.

>> No.12560238

>>12560227
And then you come over one day and find her mom also building things out of legos/KNES.

>> No.12560239

>>12560237
An assembly?

>> No.12560240
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>>12560237
>Why did I have to skip school today of all days?!?
>>12560239
Participation in the assembly is mandatory, m'kay?

>> No.12560242

>>12560240
I bet the girls would get all hot and bothered watching Mrs. Principal do all sorts of things to Mr. Anon. Some of the boys might get scared and try to skip class.

>> No.12560244

>>12560242
>Principal molesting a teacher
Every time we talk about school related stuff, I get Discipline flashbacks and feel like I should re-read it for the umpteenth time.

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>>12560242
Of course, they wouldn't get far.

>> No.12560248

>>12560245

>slit-mouth girl

Please fucking no, I have a history with that bitch from when I was a kid. I was scared to go outside for a week.

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>>12560245
>quirky hallway monitors who act like stereotypical minibosses hunt down boys trying to skip classs

>> No.12560251

>>12560248
>>slit-mouth girl
But she's so beautiful!

>> No.12560252

>>12560250
>they get the pick of the litter, while the regular students get the leftovers

>> No.12560253

>>12560248
Did she ever tell you how she got those scars?

>> No.12560254

>>12560251

>Am I kawaii, uguu~

>> No.12560256

>>12560252
>"detention" means getting tied up and left for as free game
Like in Double S Size?

>> No.12560257

>>12560256
>being "expelled" means being tied spread-eagle in front of the school
>no clothes

>> No.12560258

>>12560253

My mom used to tell me a lot of horror stories when I was a kid, and force me to watch scary movies.

The first movie I remember watching is Creepshow. I still, to this day, do not keep my blinds open at night because of that spooky skeleton.

>> No.12560260

>>12560256
>Didn't do your homework, did you...?
>It's five ejaculations worth of detention for you.
>Any volunteers?

>> No.12560263

>>12560257
>the rules you broke are written on your body with a permanent marker
>>12560258
>Creepshow
Wait, wasn't that a comedy? I recall it being rather silly.
>I can hold my breath for a really long time!

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>>12560263
>the local monstergirl community takes turns violating you

>> No.12560271

>>12560233
>Another day at school
>Principal has assigned a teaching assistant to your class to observe you
>Whatever
>Teaching assistant is her Vampire secretary who always tries to ask you out for "Drinks"
>God dammit.
>"Please hand in your homework from last night."
>One by one they hand in their papers
>Neighbors' Kitsune daughter hands in her paper and hands you a note
"My mom wanted me to give you this."
>Open note and something is taped inside
>It's a picture of her and her daughter holding eachother
>Naked
>God dammit it's too early for this
>Kitsune is still there and now blushing
>"Thank you, Megan, go back to your seat now."
>You glance at the clock
>It reads 7:30 am
>You have to stay unraped until 4:30 pm
>God dammit you need a cigarette

Such is the life of a male teacher.

>> No.12560272

>>12560263

>"Happy Father's day!"
>"Thanks for the ride, lady"
>That fucking crate

>> No.12560281

>>12560271
This is making me want to go back into my story's roots.

>> No.12560283

>>12560270
>FinnishElfseesanakedshota.gif

>> No.12560290 [SPOILER] 
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>>12560272
They sneak up on you...

>> No.12560291

>>12560272
I want four dragon daughterus to wake me up and tell me, "Happy Father's Day".

>> No.12560295

>>12560291
>Daddy, we made you bacon, eggs and toast!
>b-but we burned it all...

>> No.12560303

>>12560283
Finnish Elf best Elf. Would go into the sauna with.

>> No.12560305

>>12560303
Sexy times in the sauna can be dangerous, dehydration sneaks up on you when the time flies. Keep booze close at hand, roll in the snow with her every ten to fifteen minutes.

>> No.12560309

>>12560305
>dehydration
Dohohoho~

>> No.12560310

>>12560309
Nothing to dohohoho about! How do you intend to bone her when you're as dry as a bone?

>> No.12560314

>>12560310
the joke is that you lose fluid when you come
She won't be getting dry, that's for sure!

>> No.12560315

>>12560238
"Oh, hello there Anon. This is a pleasant surprise, isn't it? And my, how you've grown. I hardly ever get a chance to see you anymore. Oh, this? Well, after I saw my daughter become so fascinated with these, I just couldn't help myself. Right now I'm in the middle of building the Petra. Care to join me?"

"Mom, I already said, we're building the I.S.S."

"Honestly, daughter mine, you and your spaceships..."

"It's not a spaceship, it's a space station!"

"Well, whatever it is, it carries none of the reverence of old. What beauty is there is such a gaudy tin can and mess of wire? Surely, Anon, you'd rather let your fingers behold true, timeless beauty?"

"Mom! He's coming up to my room. Okay?"

Ten minutes later, your Anubis girlfriend still tries to hide her blushing from you, stammering a few pieces of space trivia between exclaiming how annoying her mom is.

>> No.12560317

>>12560314
I got the joke, but I needed to make that pun.

>> No.12560319

>>12560315
>mommy Anubis playing with legos
Drawfags, goddayuuum~!

>> No.12560321

>>12560319
We've been getting a ton of good ideas this thread, actually. Weird. Somebody write this shit down.

>> No.12560323

>>12560295
I'd still eat it. What monster wouldn't?

>> No.12560326

>>12560315
W-what did Anumom want to build?
>>12560323
Of course you'd eat it, bacon and toast are better crispy.

>> No.12560330

>>12560321
A good portion of them are mine. I am blessed with good ideas, but not the ability to use them in any medium.

>> No.12560331

>>12560326
The Petra. Or so she says.

>> No.12560333

>>12560330
And I was always cursed by the lack of good ideas. How unjust the world is, eh? The gummibears are never split evenly...
>>12560331
Investigate.

>> No.12560340

>>12560164
Y-you should write more of this. It did things to my heart.

>> No.12560342

>>12560340
Seconded. I want to see her Smaug that place up.

>> No.12560346

>>12560340
I might as well. I've been spamming Loli-Oni and Moth-chan stories lately. I'd like to do a few one-shots, though. Maybe keep an open mind this week and get back to Dragon-chan next week?

>> No.12560351

>>12560346
Sure, it was really cute, and also we need the NTR of prince plushie-kun. ;_;

>> No.12560355

>>12560346
>one-shots
How about a young man and his Ushi-Oni onee-sama living as orphans in the woods and meeting other people for the first time in years?
>>12560351
>I...I'm sorry, my prince... but I must abandon you!
I'm not imagining that South Park episode where Cartman had to get rid of his stuffed animals.

>> No.12560360

>>12560319
Let's ask Loen to draw it.

>> No.12560363

>>12560360
Loen's never around though.

>> No.12560365

>>12560355
So basically Gau and a genderbent Ushi Oni Gau?

>> No.12560367

>>12560365
I have no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.12560368

>>12560355
Clyde Frog! ;_;

P-prince Plushie-kun was probably her first treasure, so he can stay.

>> No.12560369

>>12560363
Wouldn't hurt to ask him. If we ask .Less, he might add in unwanted features.

>> No.12560373

>>12560368
>Prince Plushie-kun has to watch her mistress get lanced all night
Nice NTR fantasy you have there!

>> No.12560376

Alright anons, I'm off to bed, I'll have some more Teacher Green text stories to post later.

But I've been up since 3 am yesterday and it's now 9:47 am time to pass out.

Really glad MGG is still around, haven't been here since it moved from /a/ Glad I came.

>> No.12560377

>>12560369
He's never added anything unwanted to my requests, maybe there's hope.
>>12560373
It's not like Prince Plushie-kun could satisfy those needs of hers.

>> No.12560379

>>12560367
Gau, the one wild boy from FF6. He was raised in the wilds of the game's world.

>>12560377
He actually forgot one for me. It was the hat on the Rasta Wurm.

>> No.12560382

>>12560377
>Prince Plushie-kun is just the tiny-dicked beta boyfriend who can't satisfy her like the faceless fat man can.

>> No.12560383

>>12560379
>FF6
Never played any of them, sorry.
>>12560382
STOP.

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>>12560376
I should head to bed too. Maybe even end my break and continue writing.

>> No.12560387

>>12560386
Yes, keep writing. Everybody should keep writing. Except for Alp and Bob.

>> No.12560391

>>12560383
>Never played any of them, sorry
Well, it's not everyone's cup of tea. To put it simply: He's a wild boy, has terrible grammar, is very strong, and teams up with the party when given dried meat.

>> No.12560395

>>12560391
Sounds like a cool guy.
>not everyone's cup of tea
I wouldn't know, I never played them. Missed out on them completely.

>> No.12560396

>>12560387
>Everybody
Even Woundfucker-kun?

>> No.12560397

>>12560396
Who?

>> No.12560404

>>12560395
Maybe you could try then out? I'd say the early ones, 1-9, are at least worth a try. Most you may fight monster girls, while some , TA2, you can play as them.

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>>12560404
So much to do, so little time to do it in...

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>>12560397
Guy who wrote this >>12555644, Charon-chan x Hobos and some other guroshit. Literally putting your dick in a gunshot wound etc.

>> No.12560409

>>12560408
Ah. Well, he shouldn't keep writing.

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>>12560407
Might as well make time then.

>> No.12560414

>>12560412
How does one make time? Moving FTL?

>> No.12560415

>>12560408
Charon needs hugs, not hobo dick.

>> No.12560420

>>12560414
You make more time by properly managing your day. Or you could also just couch surf and play games all day every day, like a bum.

>> No.12560421

>>12560415
It's fine, just give the Hobos her braid, there's enough for them all to put their diseased dicks into. Braidless Charon best Charon anyway.

>> No.12560422

>>12560415
How about Charon being hugged by Hobos while they have fun at a local amusment park?

>> No.12560423

>>12560420
>all day every day
I wish I could. Maybe one day I'll win the lottery and can just play vidya and maybe even finish my backlog...

>> No.12560424

>>12560290
JOHJ!!

>> No.12560427

>>12560423
And maybe one day monstergirls will be real, and Micheal Bay will be shamed.

>> No.12560428

>>12560422
Charon volunteering at a Hobo Shelter?

Yeah sure why not, but not hobo dickings.

>> No.12560435

>>12560421
>a horde of hobos thrusting their dirty dicks into Charon-chan's severed braid
L-lewd!

>> No.12560437

>>12560428
I'd like to read a story about that.

>> No.12560446

>>12560428
Charon reading to small children, who look at her confused when she starts inserting puns.

>> No.12560463

...

>> No.12560464

>>12560463
Werewolf and wurm making a snowman together.

>> No.12560465

>>12560463
Mommy Anubis playing with legos.

>> No.12560466

>>12560463
Anubis Mom playing with her daughter's Legos.
>>12560464
Or this.

>> No.12560470

>>12560463
Need more jinkos.

>>12560465
Or this one.

>> No.12560472

>>12560463
werewolf and wurm snowman

>> No.12560475

>>12560470
>jinkos
>>12560463
How about a kid coming home from school, only to be Hobbesed by a Jinko as he opens the front door?

>> No.12560478

>>12560463
Jinko in a matador outfit, ensign on her shoulderpad reading EL TIGRE CHINO

>> No.12560480

>>12560463
An Amazon not giving her husband a black eye.

>> No.12560481

>>12554580
>Bison YES! YES!.gif

>> No.12560483

>>12560463
Femdom. Impossible request, I know.

>> No.12560484

>>12560463
A /fit/ anon and his short Minotaur wife and family in a family photo where they are all aggressive a fuck looking with a crooked picture of Hathor in the background and some cracks in the wall.

>> No.12560488

>>12560463
A Dark Elf and her P'Orc minion molesting a phase 2 Alp and giving her spadetail a handjob.

>> No.12560489

>>12560484

YES. ANGRY ANON AND HIS ANGRY SHORTSTACK MINOTAUR FAMILY!

>> No.12560491

>>12560463
>>12560483
>Loli-Oni urethrally sounding her husband
Come on less, you love guro, don't you?

>> No.12560495

>>12560484
Fucking this.

>> No.12560498

>>12560463
Hathor breastfeeding one of her followers

>> No.12560500

>>12560484
I want this too, anger issues everywhere, all family disputes solved with grappling and fistfights.

>> No.12560511

>>12560232
>Patty cake
>With something that has no hands
>And a fucking dragon at that
Those holstaurs have balls. Wait, no they don't. Bells?

>> No.12560512
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You wake up at two AM and hear rummaging in the kitchen. Upon investigations, you discover this.
>...ah?
What do?

>> No.12560513
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Kenzen Robo Daimidaler, but with Monster Girls instead of Penguins. Would you watch?

>> No.12560515

>>12560512
Rape. Impregnate. Raperegnate.

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>>12560511
Wyverns are extremely playful though.

>> No.12560518

>>12560511
Every time you ring a holstaur's bells, Hathor smiles. If you ring it a bunch of times because you're making sweet love to her, Hathor smiles lewdly.
>>12560512
>Mousegirl saying "ah"
hnnggg

>> No.12560519

>>12560512
Tenderly rape, if she sticks around make her my wife.

>> No.12560520
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>>12560512
PULVERIZE
AND
DESTROY

>> No.12560521

>>12560515
Receive 20 daughterus.

>> No.12560523

As usual, the Anubis' room is dark from sunlight, with the curtains closed. Instead, a whole array of powerful blue LEDs hangs from the surface of the ceiling, with some greens, reds and yellows thrown in too for colour. The walls looked like the inside of a computer, hung with posters of mech animes where actual contraptions and lights didn't take up the spaces
She takes you to the cleared space in the middle of the room, away from the models and book stacks and half-finished things, still with that same mat you remember sitting on years ago. How you've progressed, from building houses and simple block cars, to full on projects like space shuttles, mechs, and buildings.
"I'm sorry about my mom."
"It's fine."
"She's just kind of old fashioned, y'know?"
"Yeah, I could tell. So where's the box?" you ask, looking at the neatly arranged piles of Lego on the floor. Panels, bricks, special pieces, connectors, accessories... all categorised perfectly.
"Box?" Already, the Anubis is kneeling down, tucking her paws under her behind.
"Uh, yeah. And the manual."
That merits a wolfish grin. "You didn't exactly do your research, did you? There isn't an official model. We're doing this one by ourselves." Clutched in her paws is a whole ream of A4 paper, absolutely covered in scrawlings, blueprints and notes written in her barely legible scrawl. "Hope you didn't have anywhere to be tonight."

>> No.12560524

>>12560512
give her some cheese and tell her to be on her way, if the Jinko waifu finds her, it could turn bad real fast.

>> No.12560528

>>12560523
I wish I had friends like that.

>> No.12560529

>>12560512
Give her something healthier to eat.

>> No.12560531

>>12560523
Are we building an Interocitor?
because you should only use genuine Interocitor parts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EC3NTMOF4Q

>> No.12560532

>>12560516
I was more concerned about accidental dragon strength and those wingtip claws.

>>12560518
"Mommy says every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings!"
>YFW you and your holstaur waifu doubled the size of heaven last night.

>> No.12560533

>>12560532
>Dragon strength
Wyverns aren't all that strong by Dragon standards though, I think they're the physically weakest ones.
...which is still pretty damn strong, never mind.

>> No.12560534

>>12560518
>bells
>moos
>creaking
>slapping

>> No.12560536

>>12560534
>two holes in the head board from where the horns sometimes hit
>the holes keep getting bigger

>> No.12560540

>>12560523
"W-what? But that's crazy!" you sputter out. "I mean, what's the scale? What if it just collapses in on itself? Where did you get all of these pieces from?"
"1/75th scale of the actual ISS, so it'll be 56 inches long, it's not going to collapse on itself, and the internet." She checks off every answer to your question like a shopping list, utterly unphased.

Well, two hours later, you have to admit that she was right about one thing. You were going to be here all night. It was long work, and sometimes incredibly fiddly, but your Anubis girlfriend had more or less written out a whole instruction booklet from her notes. She referred to them every minute or so, but all she really needed your help with was when she couldn't fit her paws into a smaller space. Internals aside, she'd made the whole model pretty modular.
"Just like the actual thing. It's got sixteen modules altogether, with some arrays and components attached to them. They're adding and taking away modules all the time. That one you're making now? Pirs. They're going to take it off soon, and replace it with a lab called Nauka in 2017. I want you to help me build that one, too."
"This is amazing. How much time did you spend planning all of it?"
"A couple of months," she shrugs, like it's no big deal. "Hand me a solar panel?"
You pick one of the long, flat golden planes from the pile, and as you hand it to her, you feel her pads linger on your palm for at least two seconds longer than needed.

>> No.12560542

>>12560536
Damn Holsts are lewd.
>Holst blowjobs
>those horns get scarily close to your stomach
>scary boner intensifies

>> No.12560543

>>12560542
Horns are blowjob handles. Hang on for dear life.

>> No.12560544

>>12560540
>modular model
Charon...
>>12560542
And then you realize that they're completely dull and don't hurt if she doesn't headbutt you hard and on purpose.

>> No.12560546

>>12560540
>you feel her pads linger on your palm
Damn that's sick.

>>12560543
>hold yourself in the air by her horns as she works your dick with her lewd mouthpussy

>> No.12560547

>>12560542
the solution to that is to put her on her back, with her head hanging upside down off the edge of the bed, and then start to fuck her mouth, because she gives awesome deepthroat, like >>12559284
said, and you fondle and knead her big breasts while sucking milk from one, maybe moving a hand to her hot, wet snatch and making her low and moo while your dick is all the way down her throat, sending vibrations from the tip all the way to the base.

>> No.12560550

>>12560547
>sucking milk
>while she's sucking your dick
The human body does not bend like that, does it?

>> No.12560552

>>12560463
commander never

>> No.12560553

>>12560550
Maybe he's a tiny shota and she's HUGE?

>> No.12560554

>>12560550
hmm, maybe not, but it's worth a try. if some dudes can blow themselves, it's not too far fetched to reach for a big tit with your mouth.

>> No.12560556

>>12560554
>some dudes can blow themselves
Those guys have to be missing a few ribs or something. N-not that I would know, it's not like I ever tried it.

>> No.12560559

>>12560556
>it's not like I ever tried it
you're not fooling anyone. It's probably good that you didn't succeed, you might've alped if you had made it.

>> No.12560560

>>12559284
>holstaurus give the best deep throat of any monstergirl.
Please elaborate. Isn't the whole system down in their chest, and not in the mouth or higher throat?

>> No.12560563

>>12560559
>migh've alped
Why do you think I tried it? I mean why I didn't?

>> No.12560566

>>12560540
"Hm?"
"Oh! Uh, thanks." She quickly snatches the piece away, fumbling to snap it onto the connectors. "So, anyway, as long as we don't pick it up by the far ends, it shouldn't fall apart. And even if it does, it's no trouble to just fix up one or two modules, right?"
"Yeah. Do you need any help with that?" you ask, pointing to her fumbling panel.

"No, I should be- oh, for crying out... Yeah, yes please."
You shuffle over to her, working your way around the half-finished centrepiece to kneel beside her. Just like years ago, her tail starts gently wagging at your presence, bating against your feet without her even noticing. She does, however, make a barely subtle attempt to scooch herself into your side. Smiling at the contact, you decide to take a dive, and place one hand over the paw cradling the module. With the other, your fingers brush against her digits and snap the panel clean into place.
"Thanks." Her voice is barely above a whisper, and she's still staring at the place where your hands brushed at her fur, even after you've gone back to your own module.

>> No.12560567

>>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

More Rusalka, this time, with added rape. Sorry for the delay in writing more, had a few distractions.

>> No.12560569

>>12560563
It's ok, anon. I'm not judging you.

>> No.12560572

>>12560566
this shit is lewd, anon.

>> No.12560574

>>12560566
This is love! And well written at that!
>>12560569
Of course not, because I didn't do anything. It's not physically possible.

>> No.12560576

>>12560566

The job goes on like this for countless minutes more, her noting the occasional point of trivia, and you asking translations of her more indecipherable notes.
Eventually, you take a glance at the LED clock hung on the wall. One of her builds, obviously.
"Half past midnight?" you wonder out loud. It'd been around noon when you'd arrived, and you still had hours more work to go.
"Huh?" the Anubis glances up at the clock too, before letting out a string of apologies. "I didn't realise I'd been keeping you so long! I'm so sorry. We can finish this tomorrow if you'd like."
"Yeah. I should probably drive back home. I'm kinda tired, though."
"Well, y'know..."
"You could always stay the night. Just like when we were little?"
You stay quiet. Was this her plan all along?

>> No.12560579

>>12560576
Clever girl...

>> No.12560580

>>12560463
miko holstaurus, breasts barely fit in the robes
but with a flair of the desert (jewlery, etc)

>> No.12560584

>>12560560

It's about the suction power. The whole rumen contracts on call like when you swallow. Only the muscles are magnitudes larger and tougher than the upper throat.

Imagine a girl not sucking on you with her lungs that stops once you hit that trachea/esophagus divide but instead swallowing down with the largest chamber of her entire "stomach" system, a muscle movement so powerful, any sharp objects in the rumen can wind up stabbing through into the heart or lungs.

True and literal dick swallowing.

>> No.12560585

>>12560576
that sneaky motherfucker.

>> No.12560586

>>12560576
Too cute.

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>>12560567
>rape

>> No.12560593

>>12560463
http://i.imgur.com/5gdJiIZ.jpg with weresheep and chupa-chan, but more like licking/play-biting

>> No.12560597

>>12560576

After maybe a second of internal debate, you answer with a simple, "Yeah, sure. So, where do I sleep?"
The Anubis raises an eyebrow in confusion, before glancing over at her bed.
Of course.
"I, uh, I guess you didn't bring any clothes around, did you? I don't mind if you take off your" she interrupts herself with a cough, hiding every part of her face south of the nose with a paw.
Of course you knew it was coming at some point. Months together dating, and she'd always held herself back from actually becoming intimate with you. Who knew why, exactly. Maybe she just liked the whole childhood friend aspect of your relationship.
Whatever it was, you could see she could stand it no longer, and was willing to cross the line now, if a bit pensively.
Hell, why not have a bit of fun with it?
"You want me to take what off?"
She mumbles something just out of hearing range, flattening her ears to her head. Her paws are kneading at her shorts, clawing flicking out to pick at the fabric with unease.
"Come again?"
Now she's progressed onto growls, her ears folding back. "You heard me."
Under the ghostly blue glow of the LED ceiling, her eyes appear violet and striking, capturing your gaze with an aggression you've never seen in her before. Slowly, she pushes aside the array of instruments and tiny screens she was fiddling with, and assumes the stance of a predator. On her knees, paws on the mat in front of her, and stalking you with her chest low to the floor.
"Uh oh," you grin.

>> No.12560598

>>12560593
you know he'd turn that shit into guro anyway, right?

>> No.12560601

>>12560587
Hey, can't spell vengeful spirit without venge.

>> No.12560602

>>12560598
Honestly, I just want to see it done.
Guro, lewd, or cute, it's fine, but yeah I don't prefer guro.

>> No.12560603

>>12560597
Wan-wan?

>> No.12560613

>>12560597
>bullying predatory MG's
>while in bed with them
GG anon-kun

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>>12560567

>> No.12560624

>>12560618
Because
>>12560601
It gets better? It doesn't get better. She ends up ded. But then she comes back and reks shit.

>> No.12560628

>>12560624
Finally some SUFFERING up in this place.

>> No.12560638

>>12560601
You better hurry up with the next part or I will rape you instead. This is practically the only story I'm following right now and this had to happen.

>>12560628
Pls.

>> No.12560644

>>12560638
Well I hope you're with me for the long haul, and I appreciate you reading so far. Got two more batches of SUFFERING before death and then vengeance, scorned women, and a second change to try my hand at convincing and compelling gore.

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>>12560463
sea bishop pirate please and thank you!

>> No.12560655

>>12560638
Oh, and something I wanted to know, I have a habit of not naming people, does it become difficult trying to understand who I refer to at times?

>> No.12560656
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>>12560463
Dinosaur monster girls, like of ankylosaurus and pterodactyls

>> No.12560660

>>12560463
dude less, just take requests, copy them into a word file, and draw them bit by bit.

>> No.12560661

>>12560651
>stone tablet
Does she have some holy words for me?
>>12560656
Anguiras please go.

>> No.12560667

>>12560660
But anon, not all requests are equal.

>> No.12560676

>>12560624
>It doesn't get better. She ends up ded

I think I'm not following you.

>> No.12560681

>>12560676
You can't become a vengeful spirit while still alive anon.

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>>12560628
See pic.

>>12560655
It's a bit confusing because you're changing the point of view all the time.

>> No.12560690

>>12560676
People die when they're killed.

>> No.12560691

>>12560676
Well Rusalkas are a mix between dead spirits and nature spirits. They used to be nature spirits to my understanding, but then religion and then they turned them into dead scary women who seduce you and then drag you under the water to eat you.

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>>12560661
Be nice Anguiras-chan deserves a chance in the spotlight to even if she'll never be the cool beauty Rodan-san is

>> No.12560722

>>12560715
>Rodan
>cool beauty
You can't be a cool beauty if you get your ass kicked by Paul Bunyan.
And when will Hollywood make a Godzilla sequel with Mothra in it?

>> No.12560734

>>12560722
After Gareth Edwards finishes his Boba Fett Spin-off movie

>> No.12560736

>>12560681
>>12560691
Oh wait, I get it now. I blame the alcohol and the lack of sleep for this.

>> No.12560740

>>12560734
Is that scheduled before or after Waterworld 2?

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>>12560740
I'm being serious Rodan, Mothra and King Ghidorah were all confirmed for the next American Godzilla movies they won't be happening before 2017 at the absolute earliest though

>> No.12560750

>>12560740
It will more likely happen before the new Freakazette series.

>> No.12560753

>>12560746
Why is drill hair so good?

>> No.12560756

>>12560491
>penis play involving guro

How about no you sick bastard?

>> No.12560757

>>12560746
>Rodan, Mothra and King Ghidorah
It's going to suck so bad with four of them.
>>12560753
Because you can just let the drill do the work?

>> No.12560759

>>12560740
>>12560746
*2018 my mistake

>> No.12560766

>>12560759
>2018
So we must wait 4 years only to see them screw things up the same way the Spider-man movies did by having too many big characters? FFFFUUUUUUUU-

>> No.12560768

>>12560756
>not wanting to see a cute yandere loli ram her finger inside a dick
>not wanting to see the flesh of said dick rip and tear from being stretched too much

>> No.12560769

>>12555481
She got proactively dicked though.

>> No.12560774

>>12560757
>>12560766
if we're lucky they'll be saving KG for the third movie and the second one will have more monster screentime

>> No.12560776

>>12560768
>>>/out/
>>>/gurochan/
>>>/hell/
>>>/anywherebuthereforeverandever/

>> No.12560777

>>12560757
I want to wrap some drills around my face while kissing her.

>> No.12560780

>>12560774
I am feeling pessimistic. I mean, the final fight in that movie was great, but I didn't give a fuck of anyone who wasn't Godzilla or Bryan Cranston, and they just weren't around enough. But Hollywood learns from its mistakes, right?
>>12560777
Wahahaha! Muh drills!

>> No.12560786

>>12560768
Oh, please. Loli-Oni would never hurt her Darling. She might slowly enlarge his urethra enough to take her finger, though.

>> No.12560788

>>12560597
"You don't mind me doing this, do you?" she asks, still hesitantly padding towards you, across the mat, past the Lego piles. With the contrast between her words and her actions, it's almost as if she's only half in control of her body.
"I'm just having trouble getting over how nicely you're asking me to do this."
"Mm..." Was that a lustful moan? "I just love being with you so much. You've always been around to help me, and talk to me, and play with me." She was inches away from you now, arching her back on her hands and knees, looking up into your eyes with a whole mixture of emotions. "I'm not like my mom, and I can't just flirt with any guy who I like. But I just feel so comfortable around you." Her paws lift from the ground, and she drapes them over your shoulders, digging her claws into your back while that warm weight settles into you. "Like you just get me, y'know? I just want you to feel as comfortable around me as I do around you."
You wrap your hands around her back, locking your fingers together inches away from the base of her tail, now fervently wapping back and forth, scattering some of the smaller plastic blocks.
And with that action, it's almost as if a switch flips inside her. She crushes into you, tilting her head to kiss you. It's nothing like the tender pecks you've shared before. Now she runs her tongue along and within your mouth, eagerly ravishing you with no care for subtlety or your reaction. She assaults you with kisses warm, messy and wet.

>> No.12560789

>>12560786
>finger in urethra
>pleasejustkillmealready.jpg

>> No.12560791

>>12560788
YES. Took you long enough.

>> No.12560793

>>12560791
Sorry. I was making food. I'll carry on.

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>>12560780
I have faith enough right now but i'll have to wait and see

>> No.12560797

>>12560794
>faith enough
Oh, you want more of generic marine guy who's name I never actually bothered to learn? You got it!

>> No.12560800

>>12560797
we both know thats not what I meant

>> No.12560802

>>12560800
But that's what we'll get.

>> No.12560807
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If your MG waifu is dangerous and feral, does that make you a beastmaster?

>> No.12560808
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Oh man what a Mess. I awoke naked but in my pickup truck.

After driving around in my truck that don't run out of fuel for some reason,I now have this arrogant as hell vampire riding shot gun,and this enormous white snake woman in the bed of my truck.

What's in the distance? it looks like a convoy full of carriages with lizard like woman guarding it along with some headless female knights,and other rift raft.

What should I do /jp/?

>> No.12560809

>>12560788
Yes! I like where this is going. So much love.

>> No.12560811

>>12560808
Check the truck for clothes or something that might pass as clothes. Turn off the engine and the lights, don't need any unwanted attention from those folks.

>> No.12560813

>>12560807
What would an ushi-oni be like as a family member?

>> No.12560814

>>12560813
Cuddly.

>> No.12560815

>>12560788
You can't keep up with it at all, as much as you try, so you resign yourself to offering resistance to her tongue with yours, letting her fall all over you and have her way with your mouth in a frenzy of panting and hummed moans.
The sloppy kissing persists with one paw at the back of your head, another at your back, and stays that way until she's left herself exhausted and gasping for air, lungs not content with the small, in-between gasps.
But with her exhausted, you're utterly drained. The moment she lets you go, you fall back onto the floor, staring up at the ceiling through a vignette of tunnel vision. It's like you've just run a marathon.
Was that what she was keeping bottled up all this time?
The tops of her ears, pointed and perked, enter your vision, and after a few frustrated grunts and half-curses, you realise that she's trying to undo your shirt buttons.
"Here, let me." Your hands find the strength to work to your collar, where they flick off each button one by one. The weight, her weight, pressing into your crotch becomes all the more significant when she begins grinding into it, riding atop you in anticipation.
Three left, then two, then one, then those paws enter the fray again to pick you up bodily and forcibly disrobe you, leaving your chest bare under the neon light of the Anubis' room.
Hell, you can almost physically feel her drinking in your body with her eyes, pupils dilating noticeably, like she's suddenly been caught in a trance.

>> No.12560819

>>12560815
Wan-wan is imminent.

>> No.12560821

>>12560813
Depends, is she an aunt, a cousin, a sister? Older or younger than you?

>> No.12560822

>>12560821
I guess a same-age cousin would be the best.

>> No.12560825

>>12560822
Then you'd be kissing cousins. The best kind, amirite?

>> No.12560826

>>12560825
More like petting cousins, if you know what I mean.
I mean rubbing your face and arms all over her fluffy paws.

>> No.12560831

>>12560826
>petting an Ushi-Oni cousin's fluff
Does your depravity know no bounds?

>> No.12560835

>>12560831
Actually, make that a younger cousin. I'd bully and cunttease the shit out of her. Just imagine stroking her arm all over, kissing her forehead and hair, always creepily on the line but never really crossing it.

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>>12560811
I found a poncho in the tool box.

>don't need any unwanted attention from those folks.

>A pickup truck not drawing their attention.

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>>12560835
>C-cousin Anon? Y-you'll... you'll do it with me this year, r-right? F-for my Christmas present?
Every year the whole family gets together for Christmas, every year you torment her and force her to dress up as Sexy Santa. What embarrassing thing are you going to give her this year?

>> No.12560842

>>12560815
She places a paw on your chest, letting your nerves tingle pleasantly with the various textures but mutual warmth of her pads and fur against your skin. Slowly, those razor-pointed, wolfpaw claws unsheathe from her digits, pressing indents deep into your skin, just shy of actually piercing the surface.
"Get on the bed."
You don't hesitate. The aura of warmth and danger emanating from her body is intoxicating, almost a physical force. It commands your compliance, ordering you to acknowledge the love she feels towards you, and reciprocate it. Your hand takes that paw at your chest, fingers sinking into the silky fur until they halt at the giving flesh beneath. She rises with you, being guided by that hand while you backstep towards the bed, being pulled until you look backwards, and see yourself at the foot of it.
Then, she pushes you, the little pains from the claws making you recoil slightly, just enough, so that you trip over the footboard and sprawl, backwards, falling blindly until you land onto the sheets and springy mattress.
Head on the pillow, you crane your head up to see her, still at the bottom of the bed, standing there with a loving smile and a feral look in her eyes.

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>>12560842
Hayakuhayakuhayaku~

>> No.12560847

>>12560840
>an used onahole dripping with my cum
...That's when she snaps and attacks me, isn't it?

>> No.12560848

>>12560838

Just drive off-road to the nearest source of cover. Then perform a listening halt.

>> No.12560849

>>12560847
Of course not, the entire family is watching, so gift can't be anything that would get you in trouble, but something that would make her blush and fidget while everybody laughs warmly.

>> No.12560854

>>12560849
I guess the onahole will have to be something I "forget on the table" almost every time she comes around to play with me, only to never address it as we play games together. This despite the fact that she keeps glancing at it while blushing.

So... A magical girl cosplay outfit? Plenty embarrassing, can be really lewd too if she's seen cosplay porn tapes in my room.

>> No.12560858

>>12560854
>magical girl cosplay outfit
Nice. Which character would be best, though?

>> No.12560859

>>12560858
Ilya, she's the lewdest magical girl.

>> No.12560861

>>12560858
Whichever is her favorite series, of course. I'd love to see a Madoka Ushi-Oni.

>> No.12560868

>>12560859
Also a loli. Nice taste, anon-kun.

>> No.12560872

>>12560859
>watching Prisma Ilya with your Ushi-Oni cousin
>get to the lewd parts
It's no wonder she attacks you at the end.

>> No.12560873

>>12560463
Child boy and wyvern girl pretending to be knight-dragoon pair, including small wooden swords/sticks and made-up improvised armour, please, if you're still around.

>> No.12560882

>>12560848
I recall an abandoned church a mile or two.

>> No.12560885

>>12560882
>abandoned church
Just steer clear of the graveyard.

>> No.12560890

>>12560882
back* other wise I have no cover that won't get my truck stuck where I'll have to call in a wrecker when there are no wreckers.

>> No.12560894

>>12560890
I refer you to>>12560885

>> No.12560898

>>12560842
God, she looks beautiful. In the dark light of her own bedroom, her slightly tan skin appears a striking violet, her ruffled, wild hair appearing deep black speckled with gemstone streaks of purple.
Never taking her attention from you, she turns to her side, silhouetting her profile against the wall of gadgets and posters behind her. She reaches down with her paws, grabs the hem of her t-shirt, loose and unflattering, and lifts it. Slowly at first, she lets you admire the ever revealed surface of her skin. Slim, lithe tummy, curved arch of her back, her slim waist rising from those slowly swaying hips...
Higher the t-shirt is drawn, and those curves draw on longer and longer, until she catches the fabric perfectly so, right on the underside of her breasts. Of course, she teases you with it just enough to let you know that she hasn't a bra on beneath.
Seeing you looking, almost pleadingly at the millimetre of exposed underboob, she smiles and makes even more of a show for you.
Slowly rotating on her paws, she turns to show you her back, blocking her breasts from your view just a the shirt rises from her bust. Instead, you're treated to a display of her tail and rump, the latter showing even through the baggy shorts as she gyrates it slowly, swishing her tail and letting the ebony fur gleam under the light show. Finishing her slow, hip-swaying, hypnotising dance, she pulls the shirt from her ears and lets it drop to the ground, breaking her spell over you at last.

>> No.12560902

>>12560898
This foreplay lasts forever.

>> No.12560905

>>12560902
Is it too long? Sorry I'm not faster at typing.

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>>12560905
Yeah, basically. We haven't even gotten to the good part yet, come ooooon!

>> No.12560908

>>12560905
Waiting for sweet stuff is always a pain, don't worry about it.

>> No.12560914

>>12560905
Take your time, it's good.

>> No.12560916

>>12560905
It's really good though so just keep your pace

>> No.12560921

>>12560890
As I pull up I find that's a rather large facility with the means to house a few horses of the attendees.

Should I hang tight case that convoy comes near?

Should I start looking for supplies for the night?

>> No.12560924

>>12560227
I've always liked the Anubis.

These threads seem to make it their job to make me like them more and more and more.

>> No.12560925

>>12560898
The dance leaves your mind foggy but still longing the goddess at the foot of her bed. She peers over her shoulder, wild hair falling to the mid of her back. Her body follows, and your breath catches in your lungs as her breasts enter your sight. Perfectly rounded and perky, they stand out from her chest, nipples already erect. Neither ample nor flat, but the perfect flourish to her feminine form, just begging to be squeezed and sucked upon.
By the look in your eyes, the Anubis can see that you can barely restrain yourself. So, setting her paws on the bed, she climbs onto the mattress at your feet, letting you feel her weight almost drag you down towards her. She stays low, her eyes on the same level a yours, but her ass pointed high in the air, tail flicking out in a flow of black fur. With every breath, she stalks higher upon your body, making sure to drag her breasts first upon your toes, then up your legs until the spark of electricity ignites your mind with skin contact. Small, hard, and begging to be pinched, her nipples exert warmth upon your skin as they drag up across your own abdomen. But the real show begins when she lets her tongue hang out, and slowly, deliciously, lets it draw upwards across the centreline of your chest. Hot saliva runs up past your sternum, slicking your skin to hers when those breasts follow up behind it. Hot breath accompanies it on your collarbone, and she makes a show of baring her teeth against your neck, instincts taking over.

>> No.12560926

>>12560921
Option two, look for supplies. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

>> No.12560934

>>12560926
Should I keep the girls around the truck or ask them to tag along?

>> No.12560940

>>12560523
>>12560540
>>12560566
>>12560576
>>12560597
>>12560788
>>12560815
>>12560842
>>12560898
>>12560925

>Anubis girlfriend
>Builds ISS Model out of LEGO for fun
>All this wonderful lewd

I have never felt more attracted to a fictional character than I am right now. I'm fuckin' savin' this shit, it's gold!

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>>12560934
Hmm, politely ask the Vampire to keep tabs on the car and the surroundings in bats form (plural) and warn if there's any trouble. The Shirohebi can should tag along. This of course is assuming it's night time, which I don't recall you mentioning.
Now someone else take over please.
>>12560940
Huzzah for Anubutts!

>> No.12560948

>>12560924
Agreed.

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12560960

Hey nerd, whacha doin' tonight?

>> No.12560963

>>12560960
Touching my dick. You?

>> No.12560965

>>12560960
Not getting my dick bled by suction cups with teeth.

>> No.12560967

>>12560963
T-touching y-your dick. Uh-huh.

>> No.12560973

Well, I've gotta go to classes now. Can't wait to come back to see more of this delicious Anubis story.

>> No.12560974

>>12560973
I'm still writing it. If you miss it, it'll be pastebinned, definitely in the next thread. Just search for "Anubuild"

>> No.12560975

>>12560974
Alright, great!

>> No.12560994

>>12560463
Draw Janet the Kikimora, like Scruffy from Futurama, but a kikimora, and not old.

>> No.12561000

>>12560994
>not old
But women grow ripe with age like fine wine!

>> No.12561003

>>12560925
Her body pressed against you... Her paws pinning your arms... Her fangs at your throat...
It feels so natural, so right, to have her atop you, taking lead of your first time together. But you're not ready to give it to her so easily. With your legs free, you wrap them around her hips, reaching until your toes can brush against the dock of her tail, right at the cleft of her ass. You rub your toes agaisnt the little The sudden sensation causes a spasm of surprise to jolt through her body, but she has the mind to gasp out and release your throat, rather than bite down. You take the opportunity and grab for her ear with your mouth, a shock combo which has her yapping the second the tip touches your teeth.
The taste and feel of fur in your mouth isn't exactly, pleasant, but it's her fur. It might as well be the most delicious thing in the world to you, and her reaction makes it all worth it. From feral and dominating, your partner turns into a quivering, quietly whining mess, grinding herself against your body and rubbing her cheek against your chest.
"Ohmygod... Ohhh, that feels so good..." Her pressure on your wrists fades, leaving your arms free from her paws, and you able to take more of the initiative. Not that you need to right now. As it is, your nibbling on the tip of her ear has her tongue lolling out of her mouth, drooling on your chest and eyes rolled back in her head. Maybe you'll see just how long you can play this out for.

>> No.12561007

>>12561003
>You rub your toes agaisnt the little The
Something is missing what is missing?

>> No.12561012

>>12561000
A grown woman is fine, but no older than like early-mid 30s
And yeah she might age well.

>> No.12561013

>>12561007
Fuck.

>You rub your toes agaisnt the little spire of skin her fluffy tail blooms from, regretting that you still have your socks on during this perfect opportunity to feel her fur tickle at your feet. At least she doesn't seem to mind too much.

Insert that there. Sorry.

>> No.12561016

>>12561012
>no older than early-mid 30s
But they don't even... you... argh! Kids these days...
>>12561013
You are forgiven.

>> No.12561025

How would /mgg/ feel about getting a job at the mg equivalent of Hooters, where mgs pay to get served food by human boys in skimpy outfits?

Keep in mind that the place is frequented by redneck onis, lumberjack minotaurs, p'orc mechanics and other blue collar mgs who are allowed by restaurant policy to slap your ass when you walk by.

Also expect some creeps to hang around waiting for you to finish work so they can "show you a good time at a place I know down the street". Make sure to keep a friend around in case something suspicious happens.

>> No.12561026

>>12561016
Mid 30's is the best aunty age, anon. At 40 they start being used up already.

>> No.12561027

>>12561025
I would be more than happy to. But then again I'm a slut who'd love it even if I was "forced" to do it.

>> No.12561028

>>12561025
Only sluts work at such places
My heart and body belongs to my waifu

>> No.12561033
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12561033

>>12560463
Yandere Werewolf and Little Red Riding Squire.

>> No.12561037

>>12561028
>implying you have to slut it up to work human boy Hooters

You don't have to sleep with anyone anon, what you do on your own time isn't any of the restaurant's business. You can keep your chastity and still use your body to get what you want, just watch out for potential rapists.

If you don't mind eating a little V to get ahead however there are always scouters looking for human boy to star in their latest films...

>> No.12561039

>>12560463
monster girl yuri

>> No.12561041

>>12561025
Never, not only would I not want to, but my waifu would never allow it.

>> No.12561045

>>12561037
>scouters looking for human boy to star in their latest films...
You'll never be able to marry after appearing in Paw Holders XVII, bro.

>> No.12561046

>>12561045
Speak for yourself, I turned Alp and got hitched no problem.

>> No.12561050

>>12561003
But, as much as you love her reaction to your ear-play, you can see her growing restless, wanting more. Releasing the fluffy tip with a kiss on the way out, you roll the Anubis over on the bed, listening to her giggle as your weight presses her into the silk sheets and mattress.
"Mm, that felt nice. Now, take your pants off. Let me see you do it."
At the sultry sound of that voice, you can do naught but obey. After all, to have her like this, after all these years, breasts bared to you and inviting you to join with her... It's a dream come true.
You pop the button and fly of your pants, working them down until they catch at your knees, then sitting back at the foot of the bed to throw them from your legs entirely, socks too.
"Mine, as well." Again you straddle her, and this time you indulge in the feeling of that soft fur from her calves between your toes. You reach to the pop-button on her shorts, about to split them open, but stop when her paw pauses your hands in their tracks. "Do it slowly. And, uh, I want to feel your hands as well."
"Yeah, of course."

>> No.12561053
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>>12561050
>the foreplay continues
Cocktease, cunttease tease tease tease!

>> No.12561059

>>12561050
Niiice.

>> No.12561061

Greetings from /mgq/! We need help from people who know their shit better than we do, in regards to translations.

There's been a lot of discussion and concern these past couple of weeks, regarding the translation of MGQ Paradox. In case you aren't aware, the demo for the game released in mid August, and has since been worked on for a translation by Dargoth, because the great and powerful Rogue is now gone.

It's now been over a month and a half, and the demo is still only partially translated, with plenty of work still needing to be done. Dargoth himself has claimed in a comment that he does need help. The sad reality is if Dargoth is the only one who's working on this thing, it'll take years and years for all three parts of Paradox to get translated, if it's taking him this long to translate the demo, which has about 1-2 hours of content. And this is all assuming nothing happens over the course of these years that prevents or hinders Dargoth from continuing his work.

Dargoth visited /mgq/ earlier and said no programming is needed from people who want to help out. You just need a decent understanding of Japanese. Any help would certainly be appreciated by Dargoth and the fans of Monster Girl Quest. If you're interested please feel free to contact Dargoth.

Here is his website:
http://dargothtranslations.wordpress.com/

Thank you for taking the time to read this. If you cannot help in any way, but know of someone who could, please feel free to mention this to them. Have a great week!

>> No.12561062

>>12561025
>creeps hanging around after work trying to pick you up
>"hey bb, u so fine u no... lemme take u back 2 my van and show u a good time..."
>"Uh, no thanks. And could step back a little? Your tailpussy stink is making me gag."
>"cum on now dont b that way bb, da tail dont bite. Da barbs r scary but I protect u heheh."
>This continues until Oni security escorts the manticore hobo out.

>> No.12561063

>>12561061
This is bad news.

>> No.12561066

>>12561061
What's up with Rogue? Is he just burned out?

>> No.12561067

>>12561062
Why is the Manticore Hobo a nigger?

>> No.12561069

>>12561066
Either that, or he has RL issues he wants to commit to.

I like Dargoth, and god bless him for trying, but it feels like he just doesn't have as much time to translate as Rogue did. We know that Paradox is going to be a much larger game to translate than MGQ Part 1-3 was, and considering how long it took for someone as fast as Rogue to translate that one....well you can see our concern.

>> No.12561070

>20x20 foot long sandbox in the playground
>It's big enough to accommodate all the girls that want to play in it
>Little Pharaoh girl gets her friends together to build a sand chair
>Her Anubis friend is especially good at making one, as she is eager to help the others in building it when they have trouble
>Near the end of recess, they manage to complete the chair for the Pharaoh to sit in
>Everybody is happy
>Until the Apophis girl comes and pushes her out of her chair
>Pharaoh girl cries because she was pushed down
>A timid boy comes from behind the lamia child
"Ophy, come on, l-let's go play something else."
>"nnNOO! I wanna sit in the sand chair!"
>Taking a closer look, the sand chair has collapsed, having been knocked down along with the Pharaoh
>Her chance to sit in the chair gone, the lamia cries too
>Recess ends, everyone is called back inside
>Pharaoh is crying
>Apophis is crying
>The little boy didn't get to play Duck, Duck, Goose with Ophy
>Nobody is happy

>> No.12561072

>>12561069
Sucks to be us, I guess. It took me like a week to translate rape scenes in a flash game, so I wouldn't be any use.

>> No.12561073
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12561073

Does your daughteru have a tendency towards nesting?

>> No.12561074

>>12561067
Because she's socially disenfranchised by the anti-manticore racist policies.

>> No.12561075

>>12561053
Ahahahahaha.

>>12561050
You pop the button and hook your thumbs into the waistband, flattening your fingers against her hips and the fabric of her panties. Wait, are they lace?
"Do you like them?"
"How could I not?" you ask back, working your hands down her thighs, slightly plump and squashable from perhaps a few too many hours a week spent lounging around. Not that you mind. All the more for your fingers to squeeze into as you expose the cute, puffy curve of her vulva pressing against the flange of the delicate, intricate panties. Down, past her thick, luscious thighs, massaging into her skin right until softness and fur spill over the knees. The friction makes it a slower task to carry out, but the arching of her back as you brush lines down her fluffy legs means you don't need to rush so much. Down, over the silky fur tickling the palms of your hands, and then down further until her foot-paws are between your knees.
The languid unsheathing of her claws as she points her toes/digits downwards almost seems like stretching, and the claws only recede when you have the shorts thrown to the floor, ignored now as the Anubis' perfect body beckons to you.
The heat of the room, with closed curtains and doors, is bringing out the sweat in both of you, and you can see the glistening of every individual drop under the stark light, streaming over her skin.

>> No.12561076

>>12561025
I look like a bishounen jailbait.
They'd eat me the fuck up.
My only comfort is the hope that I'll be raped by a lamia. Hopefully she'll be gentle on my first time.

>> No.12561078

>>12561073
Only on my dick.

>> No.12561079
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12561079

>>12561070
Is that how it started?
>>12561075
How are you so good at this? If I could write like this, I'd be writing here every day!
>>12561076
>I look like a bishounen jailbait
Oh, the Monsters are the least of your worries now...

>> No.12561086

>>12561076
Establishing the Medusa girl as your favorite early on during your hiring period is crucial then. That way, she'll be most likely to rape you.

>> No.12561089

>>12561076
>"Hey kid, you even old enough to work in a joint like this? What would your parents think about you working your little ass for some dirty old mgs?"
>Uh, sorry. I'm an adult and I haven't lived with my parents in years.
>"Heh you're a mature one ain't you? Why don't come around back with me and I'll show you what mature boys like..."
>Oni security escorts the old lamia out.

>> No.12561090

>>12561079
>Is that how it started?
Probably, yes.
>tfw Apophis completely forgot this and Pharaoh is still savagely pursuing her revenge over a grudge she had as a 6-year-old.

>> No.12561091
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12561091

Anubutts and Gunpla.

>> No.12561094

>>12560463
A minotaur girl, doggy style, with her rider grabbing her horns for handles while her back is arched and her tongue is hanging out in pure pleasure.

>> No.12561098

>>12561090
>the Pharaoh doesn't remember this either
>she just remembers she's mad about something
To the last I grapple with thee!

>> No.12561101

>>12561079
>How are you so good at this?
I was bitten by a radioactive smut book. And I'm not that good. If I was good, I'd be faster.

>>12561075
"You're getting impatient?" she smiles a wolfish smile up at you.
"I never said that."
"But I can see you down there," she points with a claw towards your underpants, and the telltale tentpole straining to be free. "And I can smell you, down there."
"I just want to make you happy. Whatever pace you want is fine."
The smile on the Anubis' face changes from lustful, to something just a tad softer, her eyes closing. "See, that's what I mean. I can always be so comfortable around you."
You climb over the bed until you can loom over her again, touching your nose to hers and listening to her sweet, slightly scratchy voice in the darkness. "I love your hands, too."
"My hands?"
"Mm-hm. They're not like paws. They're small, and precise, and delicate. They're smooth all over, and the fingers are so good at stroking. When you touched me with them earlier, it just felt so good and I... I want you to use those hands on me. Everywhere."
"This sounds like a fetish thing."
"Does it matter if it is?"
You let your answer be the touch of your forefinger against her nipple, tender yet absolute. Her breath catches in her throat at the touch, and you feel her tense up beneath you. Not waiting for another word, you pinch her nipple between your thumb and forefinger, and begin rubbing and rolling all around the areola.

>> No.12561105

>>12561070
As expected of grapesnakes

>> No.12561106

>>12561101
>If I was good, I'd be faster
False.
>I'm not that good
False
>radioactive smut book
Which book and what was it irradiated by?
>hand fetish
Naughty doggie.

>> No.12561111
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12561111

Could we make Descartes the Patron Saint of these threads? Maybe grant him a place, albeit low, in the pantheon that is being made?

>> No.12561113

>>12561076
>a group of bachelorettes visit the restaurant where you work
>when you go to take their order, you can see them all staring daggers of desire into your eyes
>even the shy Shirohebi they brought along clearly wants you
>you have little chance of going home unviolated tonight
>your only option is to at least make a choice as to who gets to take you
>and so you make sure to give special attention to the shirohebi the entire night

>> No.12561116

>>12561111
We need the monster girl version of Descartes.

>> No.12561121

>>12561111
But the lecherous Frenchman wasn't even all that horny. If anyone deserves it, it's de Sade for being as big a pervert as we are. Or more likely Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, because we're such filthy little subs.

>> No.12561122

>>12561113
>>and so you make sure to give special attention to the shirohebi the entire night
YES YES YES

>> No.12561124

>>12561116

>"Force him to give you the dick."

>> No.12561125

>>12561078
>Luring harpies into a nest made by yourself with food, baubles and your waiting lance jutting out from under it
>dicknest

Bueno.

>> No.12561126

>>12561101
I like where this is going. Keep it up.

>> No.12561127
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12561127

>>12561116
"Give him the V."

>> No.12561128
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>>12561124
>Give him the V

>> No.12561129

>>12561111
>>12561116
Wouldn't it make sense for Descartes to be the patron saint of Incubi?

>> No.12561131

>>12561121
>subs
>we're

>>12561124
Yes. Yes.

>> No.12561132
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12561132

>>12561127
>>12561128
It's settled.

>> No.12561136

>>12561125
>she lands in the nest talons first
You done goofed.
>>12561131
According the poll, 42% of us are into femdom. Just saying.

>> No.12561141

>>12561116
But that's all of them. They are the embodiment of those most famous words.

>> No.12561145

>>12561136
Only 42%? Fucking disgusting.

>> No.12561148

>>12561145
24% are switches, so 66% of us can into femdom, and that's plenty!

>> No.12561149

>>12561136
What poll.

>> No.12561152

>>12561149
The poll on the blog. It was held last month.

>> No.12561154

>>12561148
Switches just want women to do stuff for them, they don't really know what it means to be submissive.

>> No.12561156

>>12561129
Eh, I like my idea better. It makes some sense, but the dick concerns all, not just incubi

>>12561132
>Succubus

Nah

>>12561136
Haven't seen the latest poll, but that still leaves 64% of other preferences, and I believe switches are more numerous.

>> No.12561159

>>12561156
>more numerous
>implying 24% is higher than 42%
Please.

>> No.12561160

>>12561159
Last time we had the poll there were way more switches and equals than subs... We've had this discussion before.

>> No.12561161

>>12561136
>talons first

mamono mana

>> No.12561165

>>12561160
>Last time
But the more recent revelation supersedes the earlier revelation, as Moohammed has shown us!

>> No.12561166
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>>12561136
>>she lands in the nest talons first
Nice desu ne~

>> No.12561167
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12561167

http://strawpoll.me/2724555 Poll is up

>>12561154
pic related

>> No.12561170

>>12561167
>Futa
Kill yourself for including that option.

>> No.12561172

>>12561167
>orgasm denial as light
That's a shit. I'd literally rather be sounded.

>> No.12561174

>>12561159
Are you being stupid on purpose?

>>12561156

>58%
Well I'm embarrassed.

>> No.12561176

>>12561167
This is what switches think femdom is.

You don't all of sudden "switch off" the submission. If you could switch at any time it negates the point of submission.

>> No.12561178

>>12561167
None of the above.
I just want a simple relationship with a tall monster girl with soft ears and a ticklish tummy.

>> No.12561179

>>12561167
Come on faggot, at least let the /d/icks stay as a minority.

>> No.12561182

>>12561178
>vanillafags

Eck.

>> No.12561183

>>12561167
Is it really necessary to have futa and pegging under the same option? I don't want to be a futa enabler.

>> No.12561184

>>12561170
Second.

>> No.12561185

>>12561182
I just want a nice vanilla relationship where my waifu pegs and sounds me. Is that too much to ask? I don't want any bullying or orgasm denial or bondage or weird bullshit.

>> No.12561189

>>12561106
>Which book and what was it irradiated by?
LDR's book, irradiated by genetically engineering arachne. It gave me the power to sit at my computer all day and produce sticky white stuff.

>>12561101
Her wild bucking and moaning is her response to your answer, and soon you engage in a dialogue of pleasure. Her paws carve literal gashes into the sheets while you tweak her nipples and caress her breasts, rolling circles into the pliant teats while milking the tips up and down. Her back arches, her abdomen strains against your pelvis holding her down, and you can hear her legs behind you scrabbling wildly at the covers.
"Yes! Oh god, I love you! Just-ah! Use your mouth! Give me your hand!" You're about to wonder just what she's ordering you to do between her moans, but as her grand paw plucks your left hand from her breast by the wrist, you see what she means.
Leaning down to her chest, you open your mouth and accept the free nipple into it, grazing it with your teeth, sucking up and down as if you were working milk from it even while your right hand tweaked the other.
You can't see what she's done with your left hand, but the answer becomes pretty obvious the second her moans become muffled, something warm, wet and long wrapping around your fingers. Your forefinger and middle finger go in first, smothered in hot breath and hotter saliva as the Anubis' lips work back and forth along them as if she were giving a blowjob to your hand.

>> No.12561190

>>12561148
>24 percent switches means the rest is all femdom

Come the fuck on.

>> No.12561194

>>12561172
This. Denial a shit

>> No.12561195

>>12561025
Trying to find office work, but if push came to shove, I'd work there. I've had bartending experience so I'd be a little bit better off I think.

Probably not. Having to deal with drunk customers sucks[/spoilers]

>> No.12561196

>>12561189
>LDR's book
Check
>genetically engineering arachne
Not check. Fuck.
>>12561190
>42% femdom
>24 % switches
>24+42=?

>> No.12561197

>>12561167
>Futa
Shit poll.

>> No.12561198

>>12561170
>stop liking what I don't like

>> No.12561199

>>12561165
These polls are ultimately irrelevant because we have los a great number of us since the move, and not everyone is on at the same time.

>> No.12561202

>>12561167
>Futa and pegging in the same category
Shit poll anon

>> No.12561204

>>12561198
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.12561205

>>12561189
I love it.

>> No.12561206

>>12561167
Could you PLEASE put futa in its own category? I can't honestly check that box, but at the same time I can't honestly leave it unchecked.

>> No.12561207

>>12561204
No.

>> No.12561208

>>12561196
66% Leaves 34% unaccounted for.

>> No.12561209

>>12561199
Still, judging by the content of the threads (write and drawfagging) there are a lot more vanilla "equal"fags and even some filthy maledom fags who don't accept the superiority of the V.

>> No.12561210

>>12561198
Nega/Bob pls
>>12561206
Or just don't have it at all.

>> No.12561212

>>12561189
>It gave me the power to sit at my computer all day and produce sticky white stuff.
My sides

>> No.12561213

>>12561208
Yes, and...?

>> No.12561216

>>12561207
I really don't understand the impulse to peddle your stuff where it isn't wanted. Not even that guy.

>> No.12561217

>>12561206
>>12561202

Sorry, I just put it there as a prostate massage category.

>> No.12561220

>>12561207
Bob pls go suck some dicks somewhere else.

>> No.12561221

>>12561217
You're tearing me apart Lisa. I either have to lie on the poll by leaving the pegging out, or lie on the poll by supporting futa.

>> No.12561223

>>12561167
Enslavement should be a separate option or at least separated off from "verbal abuse", it's a relationship style which could mesh fine with "light femdom".

>> No.12561224

>>12561213
I'm working under the impression you were saying 24% of the threads are switches and the rest are subs, am I mistaken?

>> No.12561225

>>12561206

>being this insecure about it even though you still want something phallic up your butt

>> No.12561228

>>12561224
I don't understand where you're getting that from.
>>12561225
But there's a big difference between enjoying prostate simulation and wanting to slap dicks on girls.

>> No.12561229

>>12561225
Here we go.

>> No.12561233

>>12561167
>want to check futa
>won't because pegging
Can I not have the futa option on its own so I can have someone tag-team other monstergirls with me?

>> No.12561234

>>12561195
Great, we needed a bartender to lure away the oni customers from harassing the servers!

Hope you're good at ignoring drunken marriage proposals and awkward dirty talk on the part of the customers.

>> No.12561235

>>12561216
You're the ones trying to impose a "you're not allowed to like futa"
No one is posting futa, not one is saying you aren't allowed to dislike futa.
Anon simply made a poll about sexual preferences and included futa as an option because he wanted to know how many Anons enjoyed futa.

>> No.12561237

See, the problem is, there's no vanilla option.
Like it's wrong that I'm a guy who likes to kiss my girl while we both orgasm.

>> No.12561239

>>12561233
Fuck off faggot

>> No.12561240

>>12561237
That's one hell of a kiss.

>> No.12561241

>>12561189
Down below, you see her free paw move to those panties, a single digit running along the length of the puffy bulge- no, rubbing against it. And against the back of that paw, your stomach, skin tickled as the fur bristles against it with every motion. Her moans pitch higher, her sucking upon your fingers increasingly erratic as you continue the assault on her sensitive breasts.
Either she doesn't realise how much noise she's making, or she doesn't care that she's making the mattress springs and wooden frame creak with every bounce and buck of her hips.
"Mmfh! Fwhh! Hahh!" She can't even keep her lips clamped around your fingers as orgasm takes a hold of her body, and her back arches with enough force and tension to lift you onto her stomach and thighs for a whole two seconds, as her howling yell vibrates around your hand. The tiniest amount of fluid leaks from her nipple to your thumb and forefinger, while what tastes somewhat sweet and milky plays upon your tongue for the second that climax flows down her spine like an electrical bolt. She gives a few last, longing bucks into the paw still gently schlicking at the little bud of pleasure through the lace fabric, before flopping back down onto the bed, releasing your hand and melting down into the covers, mind blank in the bliss of her orgasm's afterglow.
"Hahh... ah..." Her panting slowly subsides over the next few seconds, chest heaving against your own while her heart thumps audibly within her body.

>> No.12561242

>>12561235
>impose
No, that's them.

Well anon, uh gee, I don't know, uh, did you miss that there is a board for futa, that futa is universally hated here and as such, you are not allowed to like it> Or at the very least so much as mention it. It has always been this way, don't even try to deny it.

>> No.12561244

>>12561237

That's not a fetish though.

>> No.12561246

>>12561237
>cumming from kissing

Heh. The vanillafag is strong with this one. Nothing wrong with that really. You're still fags for trying to take over all the writing though.

>> No.12561253

>>12561244
Don't you tell me what is amd what isn't a fetish.
Everything is a fetish at some point or another.
It's like being a pinata.
Some days, you is one. And some days, you isn't one. It's that simple.

>> No.12561254

>>12561244
>Google kissing fetish
get hundreds of sites discussing this with no clear answer, along with thousands of sites about lesbian spit feet kissing

This made me sad for some reason.

>> No.12561258

>>12561241
Wunderbar.

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>>12561254
>spoiler

>> No.12561266

>>12561254

>>12555162

>> No.12561267

>>12561241
Loving it so far.

>> No.12561269

>>12561241
>Lactating Anubis
Bingo.

>> No.12561275

>>12561269
What does a Mummy's lactate look like?
And taste like?

>> No.12561276

>>12561242
Do you not realize hating something so much you can't even see it mentioned without going apeshit is stupid? If you don't I have nothing to say to you.

>> No.12561278

>>12561275

Powdered milk

>> No.12561281

>>12561275
I'm hoping sweetened condensed milk

>> No.12561282

So why did you like monster girls to begin with?

>> No.12561283

>>12561276
Just drop it. Nobody is going to convince anyone and these arguments just shit up the thread.

>> No.12561284

>>12561025
considering im hitting the point where id take pretty much any job, yes
only problem is id have to full body shave which doesn't sound like much fun

>> No.12561285

>>12561282

the same reason I like latina women, it's something exotic and alien.

>> No.12561286
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>>12561275
>What does a Mummy's lactate look like?
Like normal milk because magic.
>And taste like?
Similar to pic-related.

>> No.12561288
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>>12561282
I saw this picture on /a/ and fell in love.

>> No.12561290

>>12561276
There's a good point to take away from this, gentlemen.
First is don't ask, don't tell.
Second is, if in the unlikely scenario futa is still mentioned, chill the fuck out and handle it in a calm, organized manner, so as to not cause a shitstorm.

Basically, this all comes down to how to avoid a shitstorm, following these two easy steps.

>> No.12561291

>>12561241
"Wow..." she breathes out, resting your still wet hand against her cheek, nuzzling into it slightly.
"Wow," you agree.
"So you're not weirded out by it?"
"What? No! No, definitely not."
"Good," she sighs, sinking into the covers just a few millimetres more and brining her paw up to rest upon your back. You fancy you can feel some measure of wetness matted into the fur at the tip, though that could just be your imagination. Or sweat. "It's just whenever I have trouble with those fiddly pieces," she turns her head to look at the mat, and half-finished model. "And I see you fit it all together so easily, just like that. I think I'd be lost without you."
"Oh, yeah," you smile up at her, resting your head between her breasts. "You were having real trouble with it all before I came along."
"You know what I mean."
Shuffling up to her, you lie atop her again with your forehead pressed against hers, looking into her eyes, deep and dark and red without the light to make them glow purple.
"I want to go into space someday," she says.
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. With you. I want to float in the middle of a big room with you, looking out of some big observation window at all of the stars, and planets, and..."
"Other stuff?"
"Yeah. Other stuff. I want to be weightless, held from behind by you until we both fall asleep, drifting in the middle of nowhere."
"That sounds nice."
"Yeah. But for now, I've got another idea. Something a little like that. I need you to sit on the side of the bed."

>> No.12561292

>>12561276
I only have one thing to say to you NTR_______

>> No.12561293

>>12561282
The femdom, /ss/, and their innate yandereness.

>> No.12561295

>>12561282
They are exotic and loyal. Probably the femdom too.

>> No.12561298

>>12561282
I dunno, lamias just got that shape, man.
And I learned this a loooong time ago.

>> No.12561299

>>12561291
>anubutt in space
Oh my, she could be the Spock to Anya and Kapitan.

>> No.12561302

>>12561282
I want to be raped, and reverse rape is not "taken seriously" anywhere else.

>> No.12561303

>>12561276
>>12561290

"Any community that gets it's laughs pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who believe they are in good company."

>> No.12561308

>>12561282
because image related
http://i.imgur.com/eZzJyN9.gif

>> No.12561309

>>12561282
Everything started with lamiahugs.

>> No.12561311

>>12561303
I'm not saying we should "allow" it, per se. i'm just saying we should simply respond to it with a
>Kindly go fuck yourself
And be on our way.

Not a 1000 character post beginning with
>Futa? FUTA!? Let me tell you how muchI've come to hate futa since I began to live
It's so easy, and yet we keep having these shitstorms over it.

>> No.12561326

>>12555490
>roll lava golem

But I don't want to be fused to the ground.

>roll dryad

GODAMNIT!

>roll sahuagin

DFC is a small price to pay in exchange for my freedom.

>> No.12561328

>>12560808
Sauce?

>> No.12561330

>>12561303
>"Any community that gets its laughs pretending to be monstergirls will eventually be flooded by actual monstergirls seeking to rape the human population"

Oh my god. IT'S HAPPENING!

>> No.12561337
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The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play.
Just sit in the house all that cold, cold, wet day.
"Ara ara~ Goodbye Anon. I'll be back at 3:30 sharp."

Sit by the window, just sit there and stew. Wish there were something to do. Too gooey and dunky outdoors to play ball. Nothin' to it, nothin' at all...

When all of a sudden, something went "BUMP". A trio of Cat Girls enter to your fright, wearing nothing but leggings, that looked very tight.

"Woah, Cats! In spats!"
"You will note, we are in the mood, to do something, lewd..."

>> No.12561339

>>12561337
Oh ho ho

>> No.12561344

>>12561337
Continue.

>>12561330
Heh.

>> No.12561345

>>12561337
So werecats in spats have claimed this thread.
I see.

>> No.12561350

>>12561282
I found a way to be a wolfaboo without being nearly as mental.

>>12561291
"Round two?"
Again, that wolfish grin returns to her face in answer to the question.
When you sit up from her, it's almost begrudgingly. You're leaving the softness and warmness of her embrace for the relative coldness of the air around you. But the anticipation of what's to come means you can sit yourself of the edge of the mattress gladly. You know what it is, but what keeps you guessing is the how. She said it'd be a little like floating weightless, being held from behind by you.
Your musings, however, are ended as your partner stirs behind you, sitting up from the bed and stretching herself up like a cat, paws pointed skyward and breasts heaving. "I hope you're ready," she half-whispers into your ear, making no attempt to hide her longing gaze at your crotch.
You look her up, then down, then doubletake the second you realise that she's already disrobed of her panties, leaving her ass bare and her pink, puffy vulva in full view. It glows blue and white under the shine of those lights, revealing the lubricant and femcum leaking almost relentlessly from between her legs.
Unlike before, she makes no show or dance to you, instead kneeling down on the floor between your legs, squarely facing your covered, straining erection.
She leans in, closes her eyes, and breathes in through her nose, deeply, savouring your scent, letting it flood her mind and intoxicate her thoughts with pleasure.

>> No.12561356

>>12555490
>Amazoness
Not sure if it is a blessing or a curse

>> No.12561358

What if... Twin Peaks with Monster Girls?

>> No.12561362

>>12561358
we discussed this before
It would be called "Peckers"

>> No.12561374

>>12561358
There's a restaurant near me called that, it's a Hooters copy.

>> No.12561375

>>12561337
"Why must you, why do you sit there like that?" The shyer cat asked. "I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny. I know it is damp and the sidewalks are runny. But what I can't see-"

"Now you listen here cats." Your homestay Mermaid interupts.

"-is why you sit there like that." The second cat finishes for her, pressing her busty frame against you while pouting

"Listen. Cats." The mermaid says, getting angry.

"We know some great tricks~" The third cat declares. Grabbing your hand and holding it between her thighs, you can feel the heat of her body through her red and white striped spats.

"LISTEN. CATS."

"We know your mother won't mind if we do. And we're simply itching to show them to you~" The second one joins in, pulling your face into her breasts.

"Out of this house! I'm warning you, get!" Your Mermaid homestay has pulled herself out of her pool."

"Who's that?" The shy one asks "I-I believe we haven't yet met."

"The name is Amatasya. Sypha. C. Amatasya."

"Ooooo" The Cat Girls all say in unison, pretending to be impressed.

"Now please go away. Tell these spats wearing cats they should not be touching you that way. They should not be here when your mother's away!" The Mermaid then jumps back into her pool in a huff.

"Well miss Amatasya." The third, older Cat intones. "Our 'tricks' are quite safe~ I invite you to join in the fun if you wish~ In the game that I call: 'Going down on the fish~'"

The Mermaid passes out with a bloody nose.

>> No.12561376

>>12561350
Anubutt is love.

Hope to see more after you finish up this one.

>> No.12561377

>>12561025
Why not. I mean, what could go wrong?

>> No.12561385

>>12561375
>Your homestay Mermaid interupts
/ss/' waifu, and the worst kind of mermaid.

>> No.12561386

>>12561362
>>12561374
I'm talking about the TV show, Twin Peaks, not the restaurant.

Directed by David Lynch, co written by Mark Frost.

Have neither of you really seen Twin Peaks before?

>> No.12561390

you realize not everyone takes polls, so this in fact proves that the poll in inaccurate and can not be used as a measure of what people like in this thread, you can simply state based on the sampling of those polled

I like monster girls because they are exotic and sensual, and also I am a foxaboo, but hate furry

I don't like femdom, rape, or futa, but tolerate it because , if it is someones fetish, i am ok with it. to me a relationship is one thats equal and based on honesty and loyalty

up to chapter 5 btw
>>12556682

>> No.12561391

>>12561330
By that logic shouldn't we continue pretending to be monstergirls? Then we'd actually get monstergirls.

>> No.12561392

>>12561386
shoulda clarified on that, jeemrod

>> No.12561394

>>12561076
You'd probably be that guy who gets all the girls wet just by introducing yourself as their waiter.
In which case, yeah, you're absolutely fucked.

>"It's nice to meet you. I'll be taking your order this evening."
http://i.imgur.com/VXt94nj.png

>> No.12561395

>>12561244
It is when you're surrounded by dozens of other fetishes, mostly ones that are anti vanilla.

>> No.12561396

>>12561390
>Putting femdom at the same level than futa and rape

>> No.12561397

>>12561350
She breathes in that scent from the tiny wet patch of pre upon your underpants, filling her lungs with it until they might be fit to burst, then almost reluctantly sighing it back out. When her eyes next open, they're the eyes of a lustful predator once more. The change is almost unnerving, but you don't feel any sort of discomfort as her claws slip gently past your waistband, pulling down, and down, exposing more of your crotch ad the base of your shaft even while pulling almost painfully against your shaft.
"Mm... You're going to love this."
The final couple of inches pass, and the fabric slips past your tip. Like a coiled spring, your shaft bounces and flings itself to attention, the Anubis barking out a startled "wan!" as it barely avoids bopping her on the nose.
Quickly regaining her composure, she eyes your full length lovingly, stroking a single claw along it, following the slight raises and bumps of sensation until she squeezes her forepad straight into the tip of the head. You jerk at the suddenness of it, but the soft, marshmallowy circle upon your glans feels like utter heaven.
"Hey, don't cum yet! I haven't even started." Still keeping her pad balanced at the very tender tip of your shaft, she stands up, only letting go when she turns around to provide you with a full view of her ass, and that long, flowing tail swishing from side to side against your bare chest.

>> No.12561398

>>12561282
Bromont. One of his stories was my introduction to monster girls.

>> No.12561400

>>12561377
You're in the middle of fucking Hicksville USA. And you're only a short distance down the road from the local prison, meaning newly released inmates make up a significant portion of your clientele.

Well, you're good at shaking your ass for dire wolf bikers, right?

>> No.12561401

>>12558344
Please excuse my gross tardiness, life and all that.

Dick. The. Daughteru.

>> No.12561402

>>12561390
>not liking femdom
>not liking rape

Literally disgusting.

>> No.12561403

>>12561400
>shaking your ass
You mean air thrusting your pelvis, right?

>> No.12561404

>>12561282
Not sure, I like how exotic and strong but also vulnerable they are. Here's one of my very first monster waifus, from when I was a litte shota. I've liked monster girls since ever.
http://imgur.com/bW3EFDh

>> No.12561409

>>12561403
You should do both. Women love tight ass, it's true.

>> No.12561414

>>12561122
>When she and the other bachelorettes finally leave, you tell them, "Come back again, you hear?"
>The Shirohebi meekly utters out a "I-I will..." before leaving
>You then take a deep sigh of relief, as you realize they aren't going to rape your brains out tonight

>> No.12561429

>>12561397
With a cute little shake of her butt, she moves to sit down upon your lap, but it's clear what she really wants to do. So your hands go to cup those two plump cheeks, soft and pliable under your roaming fingers. Carefully you take her weight upon your arms, guiding her down, until you feel her quite literally drip upon your shaft, hot and wet.
Her heat radiates in palpable waves from her vulva, and her fast, shallow breathing must mean that she can feel just how close she is to impalement upon your shaft.
Your arms are shaking, though only partially because of the tension from slowly lowering her full body weight. But down you go, just a few inches between you and her..
Two.
One.
You almost gasp out in unison at the shared sensation. Like searing lava, but pleasurable beyond compare, the opening of her labia slowly, slowly sliding down over your hypersenstive glans. The feeling of her walls, tight and rapturous around you, bring you almost to the point of twitching in anticipation of cumming right then and there. But you hold your composure through some miracle of willpower, and slowly release her weight, letting her gently plop down onto your thighs, rock solid lance fully impaled within her.
If your breathing is light and fast, then hers was nearing hyperventilation. All that waiting, foreplay, and her own masturbation must've made her sensitive enough to even cum with the feeling of you fully inside her, as a small clench forces some small fluid down your shaft.

>> No.12561432

>>12561392
Picture it.

Early 90's/late 80's

Secluded woodland city covered in douglas firs, resorts built on water falls, cell phones being nonexistent and no internets.

And monster girls.

Ever play Deadly Premonition?

>> No.12561435

>>12561432

Fuck off already, Pat.

>> No.12561436

>>12561432
Or Alan Wake.
You hear that, Zach? A mystery surrounding a poet who died on an island that doesn't exist any more. Almost like a TV show, isn't it?

>>12561435
It's fiiiine.

>> No.12561441

>>12561432
2spooky

>> No.12561445

>>12561003
>>12561050
>>12561075
>>12561101
>>12561189
>>12561241
>>12561291
>>12561350
>>12561397
>>12561429
Back from classes. And you sir, are ever increasingly my Hero. This is the best thing I've read in forever.

>> No.12561446

>>12561414
>shirohebi

You are already raped, you idiot.

>> No.12561447

>>12561446
Jojokes on you, she fell into my trap.
I wanted her to rape me. Either way, I win.

>> No.12561450

Please tell me someone is transferring this to a pad, this could well make a good LN or VN.

>> No.12561452

>>12561429
Here we go.
Remember to pastebin it later.

>> No.12561453

>>12561435
Says the man who turned down a three way to play Marvel vs Capcom 3.

>>12561436
That level of strange quirkiness is the best.

Silent Hill also got some inspiration from Twin Peaks and David Lynch.

>> No.12561454

>>12561452

I already have a pastebin of it ongoing, waiting till the next thread to post it (when it's finished)

>> No.12561456

>>12561454
I'm already saving it as it's going anyway. Definitely had to keep this shit. I'm totally in love with this story (Or at least, the Anubis in it.)

>> No.12561457

>>12561447
>I win

Until she puts those flames in you. I'll pray for you, not.

>> No.12561459

>>12561432
>Early 90's/Late 80's slasher flick summer camp setting
>Only instead of murder, it's proactive dating
>And instead of Jason or Freddy, it's monster girls picking off camp members left and right
>Naturally, the virgin is the last one standing

>> No.12561462

This story definitely needs to be made into a VN, with some delicious Anubis artwork.

>> No.12561463

>>12561454
So, wait, I don't pastebin this stuff myself? Or we all just save it on our own accounts? I'm fine either way.

>>12561429
So this is what she meant. Her paws barely reaching the floor, cradled by you from behind, her full weight being supported by you. Not quite weightlessness, but you can make it work.
"Hold your hands out. Palms up."
You obey, and feel them covered by her paws, the central pad engulfing your palms while your fingers gain purchase in the softness of her fur, her claws curling around to interlock with them as best as she can manage. "Mmmm... Just like that."
The next series of events melds into a timelessness you have no idea the exact length of. Too busy to glance up at the clock, or just too lost in your world with her to see that it even existed. But you bury your nose into her hair, nuzzling the small of her neck and feeling her arch back into your motions in pleasure. She grinds and gyrates, bouncing on the tips of her paws and using both your arms and hers to pump slowly up and down, up and down...
Even your actions seem to blur together. One moment, you're breathing in her shampoo, letting her rock down on your pelvis, plunging onto your rod at her own pace... And the next, you have your teeth at the side of her neck, one arm wrapped firmly beneath her breasts and lifting her bodily onto your member, filling her up as deeply as she can stretch until she squeezes at your leg with her paw, then pulling her back out again.

>> No.12561464

>>12561454
Great!
I'm loving it, best thing I've read in days.

>> No.12561465

>>12561459
>instead of Jason or Freddy
>not Jason and Freddy monster girls

>> No.12561466

>>12561462
Think the word you're looking for is Eroge.

>> No.12561467

>>12561462
Fund it

>> No.12561469

>>12561465
There's already a Freddy monster girl.

>> No.12561470

>>12561463

I don't know. I don't know what you were doing with this besides posting it here in segments, so I just started to archive it on my own.

>> No.12561472

>>12561463
You pastebin it yourself. But the Anon there is saving as you write it here.

>> No.12561473

>>12561457
What's wrong with the flames.

>> No.12561474

>>12561453
Woolie's never gonna live that shit down, is he?

>> No.12561484

>>12561474
That and stealing pies.

>> No.12561485

>>12561472
>>12561470
That's cool too. My pastebin account is "Trachyon", so it'll be up there.

>>12561463
Your arms soon begin burning from the exertion of lifting her up and down, and her loving impacts into your pelvis soon leave you sore, but all of that leaves your body when she turns and leans down to kiss you. It's more fulfilling and loving then ever before, and the combination of it, and your member thrusting deep within her squeezing, contracting, milking walls make you feel as if you and her have truly become one. A single being of pleasure and love, wrapped together with your hands exploring her body just like she wanted. Over her paws, her fur, drawing lines to her armpits and reaching around her to trace around her breasts, all while the huge dam of semen pulses and strains with growing pressure. You can feel it within her, too. Every bounce, every yap and howl, you can feel her insides spasming while they contract around you, pleasuring every nerve and ridge with slick, heated pleasure moulded only for you.
Down to her stomach your hands wander, and there on her abdomen, on either side of her navel they linger, supporting her while she brings you both closer to one final climax.
Your vision and senses narrow, focusing on a single point more and more, down in your cure, and you know that it won't be long now.

>> No.12561489

>>12560463

Draw this.
>>12561070

>> No.12561491

>>12559008
>making double rape ushi onis

I want you to die by blood eagle.

>> No.12561492

>>12560463
Hi less. What you really should draw?
Something based on this wonderful Modern Engineer Anubis.

>> No.12561496

>>12559060
You had me until the chief god bs.

>> No.12561498 [DELETED] 

>>12560463
Werecats in Spats. Like in >>12561337 and >>12561350

>> No.12561504

>>12560463
Werecats in Spats. Like in >>12561337 and >>12561375

>> No.12561506

>>12561485
Almost on cue, as if in sync with you, she breaks the kiss, leaving saliva trailing between your lips. "Mm! I'm close! I'm really close!"
"Should I-ngh! Should I pull out?"
"No!" she clamps down on you even harder with the word, making you grit your teeth and dragging your orgasm to just a few seconds sooner. "It's okay, you can come inside! Anh!"
You reach the final stretch together, your hands riding up to her breasts, now pinching on her nipples just enough to keep her on that perfect border between pleasure and pain. She yells out loud, and the controlled thrusts turn to mindless rocking. Not wanting to draw it out, she now just wants to make the last dash towards climax with you, spearing herself on you as deeply and as frantically as she can physically manage. You push back, grunting and thrusting back enough to make the bedsprings creak dangerously. Her howls reach a glorious crescendo as she gives her body over to the pleasure, and squeezes down on you, hard. Hot femcum sprays and coats your shaft within her, and the pressure proves to be too much.
Losing yourself with her, you let go and spurt endlessly. Pulse after blissful pulse of hot seed shoots back into her, carrying her along her extended orgasm and sending electric jolts of raw, white hot heaven shooting all the way from your spine to your fingertips.
The orgasm seems to last forever, but after the last weak spurt of semen, you find yourself both winding down, falling together into the afterglow.

>> No.12561509

I want to cuddle with Charon while she sleepily whispers lewd puns

>> No.12561512

>I will never have a cute, cuddly Anubis love who shares all my interests, dreams and aspirations.

I'm making myself sad.

>> No.12561513

>>12561463
The second it is posted on the net, it no longer belongs to you muahahaha
jk

>> No.12561514

>you will never give your jinko daughteru a belly rub

>> No.12561516

>>12561506
So like.

Femcum? Really?

>> No.12561517

>>12561506
INB4 Anubis mom making ara ara comments , Why? cause we all know that Moms know everything

>> No.12561519

>>12561506
That was great.

>> No.12561521

>>12561514
And cuddle with your jinko waifu.

>> No.12561526

>>12561516
You're right, it's not good. What to replace it with?
>>12561506
The oblivion of sleep is warm, fluffy and cuddly. It's the most satisfying sleep you can ever remember having, and you'd feel regret for stirring out of it, but the waking world proves to be just as warm, fluffy and cuddly.
Your Anubis lover is pressed atop you, nuzzling her nose into your neck and wrapping her paws around your head like a makeshift pillow for you. Even her legs are wrapped around you, locked around your waist to keep you as close as possible during your sleep.
Her ear twitches as you adjust yourself, but your hand rubbing lightly against her still sweat-slick back earns you a small smile, and a happy little sigh.
Taking in the world beyond her and the bed, you glance up at the clock. 3:30 in the morning. Huh.
As you return your gaze to her, you swear you catch a glimpse of two gleaming red eyes by the doorway, but a doubletake shows just two red LEDs, indicating some contraption on the wall. Maybe you're just paranoid.
The two eyes you see staring back at you when you turn back, however, definitely aren't a trick of the mind.
"Hey", your Anubis lover says.
"Hey," you say back, smiling.
She seems to hesitate on choosing her next words, eyes flicking around for a spell before returning to yours. "So. Want to finish that model in the morning."
"Definitely."
And with that and a kiss, you and the Anubis cuddle up together, returning to sleep covered in sweat and fluids, happy and content.

>> No.12561531

>>12561526
The Sauce.

And no, you're not allowed to type "the sauce", you have to type it as "The Sauce".

>> No.12561535

>>12561526
Mingejizz
http://i.imgur.com/Boho1XC.jpg

>> No.12561536

>>12561526
This is the first time I've felt saddened because I wind up thinking:
>You will never blah, blah, stuff with X-Monster Girl, etc.

You are a wonderful writer, and my hero for creating this lewd bit of Anubis fiction. Thank you, you're a spectacular person.

>> No.12561538

>>12561509
"Oh yes~ Anon"
"Pun-ish me, I've been a bed girl"

>> No.12561541

>>12561526
Thanks for the story, man.

Hope you get to write something with Jinkos in the future.

>> No.12561545

>>12561538
I want to ravage Charons anus while getting a handful of that plump ass and those thick thighs.

>> No.12561547

>>12561526
And finished. Oh god, how many hours did that take? Don't let me take that long again.

But, well, I hope you all enjoy it. That is why it's there, after all. Someone was talking about throwing it into a VN or something. That's fine, on the condition that you make it much more structured, with better flow and more characterisation than I barely put it. Shouldn't be too hard.

Maybe I'll delve further into the sexy adventures of this Anubis and her partner someday. Right now she doesn't even have a name, but the idea of granting her that wish to go into space does appeal to me somewhat. Maybe someday.

Well, enjoy. And may the approaching Blood Moon shower it's bountiful viscera upon you all. I know I will be.

>>12561531
>>12561535
I'm grimacing at you both so hard right now.

>>12561536
And you're a lovely person too.

>>12561541
Maybe. There's a lot of potential for jinkos. They don't seem to click for me personally, but I'm not going to dispute a person if he tells me they're perfect. It's rather confusing to me that I don't like them as much as I should, considering their qualities all line up with my ideal in some way or another.

>> No.12561549

>>12561547
>I'm grimacing at you both so hard right now.
I'm flattered.

>> No.12561550

>>12561545
Do not ravage the Charon butt

At first I mean, be gentle so she can get used to it

>> No.12561553

>>12561547
I definitely enjoyed it. I'm an aspiring Aerospace Engineer, and going up into space, building something there, that's a life-long dream. So a story with characters who share that dream, and such related interests, really gets me. I loved it, and I do hope to see more in the future. But even if you don't write more for this particular pair, it was still a great story and I'm thankful for it.

>> No.12561555

>>12561547
Come on man.

They're perfect.

>> No.12561556

>>12560271
>Not immediately picking her up and running to her house for a Fox milf x daughter sandwhich

And I thought the peggingfags were gay.

>> No.12561558

>>12561358
What if Deadly Premonition with Monsters Girls.

>> No.12561564

>>12561558

Alp as Thomas (obvious)

>> No.12561565

>>12560512
Time for RAEEEEP!

>> No.12561567

>>12561556
Some people like to maintain something called "Professionalism".

I for one, would be unable to.

>> No.12561569

>>12561553
Let me join you in space. I don't care where we colonize first but you're going to need farmers up there to make sure you don't starve right? Please, I hate it here.

>> No.12561575

>>12561547
>Femcum coats and sprays your shaft within her

She's not a paintbooth, anon.

There's all sorts of words you could use in exchange for femcum there. Or series of words.

>Her howls reach a glorious crescendo as her body shakes with pleasure and her snatch squeezes around you as if desperate to prevent your escape. Her slick, hot release sprays out, covering your crotch and thighs in the proof of her bliss.

etc etc. Just food for thought.

>> No.12561576

Who /boyslut/ here?

>> No.12561577

>>12561569
I'd say yes, but at this point it's years, decades really, away, and I doubt anything I say about it now would have any effect on crew decisions then.

>> No.12561581

>>12561575
What is wrong with just "Pussy Juice"...?

>> No.12561585

>>12561581
Diction ought to match the tone.
'Pussy juice' is awfully crass in that context.

>> No.12561589

Nubi-sauce?

>> No.12561590

http://pastebin.com/q7MPhpvG

Link to the Anubis story, with an edit to replace that whole "femcum" thing. Thanks for the guidance, guys. The change is on line 185. I hope it's not as terrible.

>> No.12561591

>>12561577
I'm young I can wait. I just want to get out of here.

>> No.12561592

>>12561337
>>12561375
Noice

>> No.12561597

>>12561590
>Also wrote the story about the pure succubus
Well you just jumped way fucking up in my favorites list.

>> No.12561598

>>12561590
Thanks.

>> No.12561600

>>12561576
Am I a slut if the girls who rape me are always from the same gang?

>> No.12561601

Remember Heavy Weapons Taur?

I've found the perfect reference.
http://imgur.com/QHi3mbr

>> No.12561603

>>12561600
You're the gang bitch/slut/whore whatever so for that gang yeah.

>> No.12561605

>>12561601
What an ugly wench.

>> No.12561606

>>12561469
Whaaat?

>>12561473
Oh I don't know, the fact that you can never be apart from her ever again.

>> No.12561607

>>12561597
So long as you enjoy them both, then I'm happy.

>>12561598
Thanks for reading, too.

>> No.12561608

>>12561590
You're a great smut writer.

>> No.12561611

>>12561597
Actually, I really need to rewrite that so that it's an actual story, rather than just a mishmash series of posts.

>>12561608
Eh. I'm okay.

>> No.12561612

>>12561607
Gonna have to read the rest of your stories before everybody elses now.

>> No.12561613

>>12561603
I'm ok with it.

>> No.12561614

>>12561611
Either way man it was a great read.

>> No.12561615

>>12561611
Do you derive inspiration from anyone in particular?

Feels sort of like you have your own style, but there were turns of phrase that reminded me of other authors. Could be they're just generic as fuck, though.

>> No.12561616

>>12561607
You're pretty good man.

Also
>Guide to Cleaning Your Wolfgirl Waifu
I loved it!

>> No.12561618

>>12561567
I think we'd be forgiven. The principal would approve Mr. Anon finally got his balls wet.

>> No.12561626

>>12561600
>There will never be a small gang of /fit/ werewolves who go around beating the shit out of other monstergirl gangs.
>They'll never be despised by the police but loved by the community.
>You will never be the gang leader's childhood friend and the secret object of her affections.
>You will never wake up during the full moon to find that she's picked the lock to your house and is sitting on top of you.
>You'll never become her husband after that night.
Life is pain.

>> No.12561627

>>12560271

>Parent-Teacher Conferences

My dick hurts just thinking about it

>> No.12561632

>>12560271
Give the D the D

>> No.12561635

I wish manticores hadn't been ruined by you know who so someone would pick up that greentext about the anon who got his spine damaged by one. And more monstergirl stories of the hurting humans by accident, you niggas don't take this seriously enough.

>> No.12561639

>>12561626
That's my fetish.

But goddammit, every time I think out a scenario with the Werewolf, it comes out as some /ss/ version of Little Red Riding Hood.

>> No.12561640

>>12561615
Nah, I'm just generic as fuck. I don't really have any inspiration for this sort of thing, I just type what seems to sing nicely within my head, and then maybe go back over it in proofreading. Sometimes.

>>12561616
Glad to hear that. Those two guides were pretty messy, and the lamia one is still an absolute mess. I say that I should clean them, but who knows when I'll ever actually sit down and do just that.

Either way, I'm going to bed now, hopefully to dream about an Anubis floating around in microgravity.

>> No.12561641

>>12559715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxczVhG0os8

>> No.12561643

>>12561635
Nigger, we've complained about Manticores more than we've actually discussed them at this point.

>> No.12561646

>>12561640
That would be a wonderful dream, and I hope you have it.

Bless you anon, and good night.

>> No.12561648

>>12561640
Thanks again.

Hathor bless you.

>> No.12561650

>>12561643
Oh I know, it's beyond hope at this point, I just wanted to get that off my chest because >>12561627 reminded me of it.

>> No.12561651

>>12561640
I hope you get your waifu some day anon.

>> No.12561656

>>12561650
http://i.imgur.com/DzqjPB5.png

>> No.12561668

>>12561656
What was the point of that?

>> No.12561671

>>12561668

Maybe even text is too lewd for work.

>> No.12561676

>>12561671
I've read that before, I'm not interested in manticore that way anymore. the story I'm talking about had a manticore fire her barbs at a man who was running away. She tripped as she fired ad got his spine, he would never walk again, and it ends with her taking care of him the rest of his life. Problem is, he's terrified of her even more now, so she can't have a happy family life with her husband.

>> No.12561677

>>12561676
thats hilarious

>> No.12561680

>>12561676
Gakakakaka

>> No.12561681

>>12561676

You tend to ramble a bit, but I think I'm getting the gist. You're talking about a separate manticore story that you'd like to see continued?

>>12561677

Like X-Men: First Class.

>> No.12561683

>>12561676
>attempted rape
>got his spine, he would never walk
>happy family
>husband
>terrified
This sounds extremely disturbing.

>> No.12561685

>>12561683
they can't all be happy endings

>> No.12561688

>>12561683
There's another one with an Oni.

>> No.12561693

>>12561685
Sad endings are not the problem Anon
This doesn't sound like an unhappy ending
This doesn't sound like an ending at all
This sounds like endless suffering

>> No.12561695

>True yandere story
>MG puts human through Misery-tier torture to keep him from escaping

yay or nay?

>> No.12561697

>>12561695
yay

>> No.12561698

>>12561585
Nectar.
Simple and sweet.

>> No.12561700

>>12561695
That's what yandere is which is why yandere is shit so no I don't want to read something like that, but it is accurate and I know others will read it. Just don't push it more than posting a link to it once its done.

>> No.12561701

>>12561695
Where's the dere in that

>> No.12561702

>>12561693
ok
it all can't be happy then

>> No.12561703

>>12561688
Ao Oni has already terrified of them, do your worst.

>> No.12561705

>>12561695
Maybe,

When was the last time we had a story involving Stockholm Syndrome?

>> No.12561704

>>12561695

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueHC7pgfYGU

For what purpose.

>> No.12561707

>>12561695
That's not yandere.
That's Yangire.
Not that I wouldn't read it either way, but my enjoyment might be different.

>> No.12561709

>>12561695
NAY.

>>12561693
It's not like she remained sadistic and kept him to torture him, a part that stuck with me was her trying to clean him after he ate, only to have him shrink back in fear, and her quietly picking up his plate and leaving him alone. The man could write.

>>12561681
Correct.

>> No.12561710

>>12561705
I can't see torture leading to that, obedience yes, but identifying and loving someone who tortures you? Nah.

>> No.12561711

>>12561386
The evil spirit of daughteru dicking and futacating by the name of Bob poses Leland causing him to dick his daughteru to death

It's left to Coop and Harry to solve the mystery... Of Twin Peaks

And Donna, Audrey, and Shelly are qt monster girls or something. Fuck I got nothing

>> No.12561712

>>12561688
And one with a lamia who squeezed too hard.

>> No.12561714

>>12561711
daughteru dicking is bob and futacat tier

I. Will. Fight you.

>> No.12561715

>>12561712
Which one was that?

>> No.12561719

>>12561710
Yangire would be true suffering and torture.

Yandere would be torture (As far as a yandere would go on her lover anyways.) and Stockholm Syndrome.

>> No.12561720

>>12561715
Another greentext written in the same thread that had the manticore crippling the guy by accident, same with the oni.

>> No.12561724

>tfw you'll never take your oni waifu to see that one metal band she likes in concert

>> No.12561726

>>12561719
That's what I said, yes.

A true yandere CAN hurt the object of her
affections, but it depends on the type she is and her level of obsession, how many times must I explain this?

>> No.12561729

>>12561719
I'm the kind of guy who likes his yandere on the light side.
Like, where this, and keeping photos of you in her room are the most she ever takes her obsession with you.
Sure, it's disturbing at first, but then you find out she's like that because she lives in a dysfunctional family, and you're the only person kind enough to give her the strength to keep her going in life, and she uses you as motivation in everything she does.
http://imgur.com/RSDKru5

>> No.12561731

>>12561724

>You will never ride your Centaur waifu into battle

>> No.12561732

>>12561724
The Dark Elf Murder?

>> No.12561736

>>12561724
MetalMorphosis is in town?
Fuck, I'll go with her, sure.

>> No.12561744

>>12561729
Oh come on, you can do better than that. Having her sneak into your room and wrapping herself in the sheets smelling of you. Taking pictures of herself in there. Leaving small notes hoping for you to find them and respond to her. Chopping off a lock of her hair, that you touched and holding it tight to her chest while she whispers your name and schilcks.

>> No.12561745

>>12561729
My favorite kind of yandere is one that is financially sound Christmas Cake capable of holding a sane/non-obsessive facade around the man/boy (The lack of yandere /ss/ MG stuff is a crime.) of her affections.

>> No.12561746

>>12561732

Onis seem like they'd listen to things more akin to Baroness or Mastodon, honestly.

>> No.12561747

>>12561676
>I'm not interested in you that way anymore

This must be the most devastating thing you can say to a monstergirl. Imagine if she was yandere.

>> No.12561750

>>12561746
What about when they get too drunk and go all philosophical Allagaeon and Meshuggah

>> No.12561756

>>12561745
>Yandere CC
Oh this combination sounds like a horrible and equally erotic combo

>> No.12561757

>>12561072
maybey just morale support

>> No.12561761

>>12561745
>>12561756
That describes Apophis in nearly every way, though, doesn't it?

>> No.12561762

>>12561756
>A rich, CC ex-babysitter stalks the boy she watched over, and unleashes fury on those who attempt to rape him.
>Keeps all memorabilia from previous interactions locked in a safe room.
>Holds multiple pictures of him in her hard-drive with multiple backups.
>>12561761
It's open to interpretation.

>> No.12561766

>>12561761
Would you feed grapes or eggs to your grapesnake girlfriend?

>> No.12561767

>>12561729
That's how Yuno Gasai got started.
It never just stops there, anon.

>> No.12561770

>>12561767
Yuno is a shitty yandere, and should never be used to represent them as a whole.

>> No.12561772

>>12561766
Lemon Pie.

>> No.12561777

>>12561767
That's because she had abusive parents, and also God made her kill people.

Also, >>12561770.

>> No.12561778

For people who claim to hate ntr, you sure like to gloss over the fact that monstergirls do this left and right. Nice double standards.

inb4 human women

>> No.12561780

>>12561772
Lemon anything, and pie anything are always good.
Good on you.
The only better choice would have been apple pie.

>> No.12561781

>>12561778

Not every monster girl is a succubutt, anon.

>> No.12561783

>>12561778
Your opinion is shit, and you type like some faggot from MGU.

>> No.12561784

>>12561778
But KC says Monster girls have a bro code where they don't dick each other's husbands.

>> No.12561786

>>12561778

Gr8 b8 m8. R8 it 8/8.

>> No.12561787

>>12561778
Where's this coming from so suddenly?

>> No.12561788

>>12561784
KC isn't the only mg universe

>> No.12561789

>>12561788
Conversely, not every MG universe has MGs play the role of cockmongling whores.

Checkmate.

>> No.12561790

>>12561781
>>12561784
I meant they NTR human women all the time, hence my inb4.

>>12561783
Like I care what some mad faggot thinks.

>> No.12561791

>>12561787
Bait.

Intense straw-grasping.

>> No.12561792

>>12561790
>>12561790
>I meant they NTR human women all the time
well human women are shit so I have no problem with that.

>> No.12561796

>>12561790
Okay?

>> No.12561797

>>12561784
And by the way, a monster can go for a married man, their bro code has guidelines, not rules.

>> No.12561798

>>12561790
>Heh, you guys hate NTR
>But some Monsters do NTR!
>You're a hypocrite for liking monsters, but not liking NTR!
>Even if the monsters you like have nothing to do with NTR!
>And it never even enters your fantasies!
>Just because some monsters do NTR, that means that liking any Monsters means you must like NTR!

You see how this doesn't work?

>> No.12561802

>>12561797
Well, then she can have fun being ostracized from her friends and labeled as a whore even among MGs.

>> No.12561803

>>12561789
You're right, there they play murderous whores, I'll stick with KC.

>>12561791
>I didn't like what he said so it's bait

Grow up.

>> No.12561805

Waaaay too much femdom rape in these threads tonight

>> No.12561806

>>12561798
I was making an observation, you can take all you typed and go straight to the matango pit.

>>12561802
She wouldn't be, she'd be a second wife and that would be that.

>> No.12561807

>>12561803
>Grow up
Not that guy, but why do you sound so mad?
Where is this coming from? You sound incredibly buttmad over SOMETHING, I don't know what. What is it?

Also, what about EMG where they're not cockmongling whores OR murderous whores?

>> No.12561808

>>12561805
So? What do you want?

>> No.12561809

>>12561805

Tonight?

>> No.12561810

>>12561805
Needs more BBW3

>> No.12561811

>>12561807
>EMG where they're not cockmongling whores
but that was literally the reason mia's village sent her over.

>> No.12561815

>>12561811
I dunno, that's their culture. And anyway, Miia seems to want a monogamous relationship with Darling.

Even still, what about Cerea? And Suu? and Papi?

>> No.12561818

>>12561807
I have no patience for people who have nothing to contribute to a conversation.

There are not that may settings were monstergirls are a thing, most have humans and monsters as enemies, EMG is arare exception.

>> No.12561821

>>12561695
I'm writing a story where a man is kidnapped from his human waifu and trained to be sold off into the human male sex trade but instead is kept as the main ringleader's personal toy. And recordings of him being trained and used are mailed back to his human waifu at regular intervals.

Yes, it was from an H-manga

>> No.12561822

>>12561792
>>12561796
You don't care about being ripped away from your family? Not knowing if you'll even see daylight again?

>> No.12561823

>>12561818
>I have no patience for people who have nothing to contribute to a conversation.
So...what does that have to do with this conversation we're having again? I'm confused.

>> No.12561824

>>12561811
I'm dying to see a EMG succubus now.

>> No.12561825

>>12561824
Spoiler: It's Smith._________

>> No.12561826

>NTR'ing the more docile mgs like Sea Bishops

Obviously, this would happen but I never see any stories with this theme.

>> No.12561828

>>12561826
Well that's because SeaMG's are a rarity in stories

>> No.12561829

>>12561822
for a monstergirl waifu
I could live with that

>> No.12561832

>>12558688
>Then people actually get pissed off and start blowing shit up with homemade explosives...

>One Crazy motherfucker brought some "Dragon Fire" shit from over seas by smuggling it in through his MG waifu who is a adamant supporter of Boy Rights.

>Blow up World Rape Center, Fucktogon, and a few city blocks.

>Most of the bombings were of Sexual Sedatives and Depressants.

>Except "Dragon Fire". That shit too out both towers of the World Rape Center...

>> No.12561833

>>12561826
>NTRing docile MGs
No.
Stop.
No, God, please, no!
NO!

>> No.12561837

>>12561823
I wrote >>12561778 and this guy >>12561791
calls it bait. I simply wanted to discuss this overlooked aspect of the setting, not bait or flame anyone.

>> No.12561843

>>12561833

You can't stop it.

>> No.12561845

>>12561825
This happen yet, or speculation still?

>>12561826
Only sadistic, husband beaters deserve that. Also hornets, fuck hornets.

>> No.12561849

>>12561843
Why would you want that?

>> No.12561851

>>12561837
>Getting angry because people don't want to contribute to the conversation
>Wrote >>12561778
>"I wasn't trying to bait anybody."

See, the thing is, you made it sound so confrontational. You actually said,
>Nice double standards

Why would you say it like that when there are a million other better ways to convey,
>Hey, let's discuss the logistics of monster girl NTR
without coming across as an asshole?

>> No.12561853

>>12561832
Illiashu Akbar!

>> No.12561854

>>12561845
Still speculation, but we all know it's coming.

>> No.12561857

>>12561849

Doesn't matter what or I want in this case.

>> No.12561858

>>12561857
>It doesn't matter what *I* want. What matters is our plan.
You're worrying me, Anon.

>> No.12561859

>>12561711
You forgot the seemingly random jazz score and the midget dancing dreams, but I'm sure those'll work with monster girls just fine.

Just imagine Coop entering a monster girl cafe and ordering some cherry pie and coffee, and some no nonsense Manticore waitress pours it for him with her tail. He spits it out and turns to the Manticore, saying that it's one of the best damn cups of coffee he's ever had.

And gives her a thumbs up.

>> No.12561860

>>12561843
Does anyone have the Shirohebi NTR thing written back when we were still on /a/?

>> No.12561861

>>12561858

THE FIRE RISES , ANON!

>> No.12561862

>>12561851
Well, sorry about that. Still, look at >>12561829
>>12561796 >>12561792, so in the end I'm right. I wonder if they ever stopped to think what kind of woman cheats in MGE, with the chief god watching and all that.

>> No.12561865

>>12559069
>Has never fought a top tier paladin human boy
Part of me wonders if there's Paladin Academies. And even then, what if there's Professional Paladins? MGs might be a little fucked if that's the case.

>> No.12561867

>>12561862
doesn't one of the gods in mge have an immense hatred for cheaters?

>> No.12561869

>>12559210
>Blackhead Gull Harpies
Truly the Gilbert Gottfried of Harpies...

>> No.12561873

>>12561859
>one of the best damn cups of coffee he's ever had
>spits it out
But Bromont...for what purpose?

>> No.12561876

>>12561873
Cause it's hot.

>> No.12561879

>>12561876
Well then, blow on it, asshole.

>> No.12561880

>>12561867
I don't recall, Eros? If so, citation needed.

>> No.12561885

>you will never rub your dick inbetween the softly-furred thighs of a jinko
>you will never feel her dampening pussy, pressing hotly on your glans

>> No.12561888

>>12561867
Yeah, but only if you're one of her adherents does she give a fuck.

>> No.12561892

>>12561695
Sure.

>> No.12561895

>>12561879
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK4CD2BfA0g

>> No.12561899

>>12561888
the I become one of her adherents and then problem solved right?

>> No.12561900

>>12561821
I'd read it.

>> No.12561902

>>12561885

>sexually teasing a jinko

Enjoy your claw marks.

>> No.12561903

>>12561845
>Follow an artist on tumblr
>Has a Hornet-Girl OC
>She's a brutal, man-eating beast
>Gets offended when called lesser creatures, like bees or wasps
>Numerous anons continue to call her a bee or wasp frequently anyhow
>Artist finally just posts video of Asian Hornets let loose on a bee hive

Goddamn WHY does that fucking video exist?!

>> No.12561908

>>12561899
I don't follow.

[Eros, god of love]
>A mid rank god who governs love. She is a god who views the love that living things direct towards other living things as beautiful, and blesses couples of the opposite sex that are in love with eternal love. But on the other hand, she's extremely strict about betrayal and other things that destroy love. It is said that if one of her adherents performs infidelity, etc. , not only will they lose her protection on the spot, they'll suffer her divine wrath and become unable to be loved by anyone for eternity.

>> No.12561910

>>12561805
yeah too much femdom rape crap, 'omg I want a monster girl to come rape me, and share me with her friends'
If you want to have a fantasy about being taken by an aggressive woman, I could see that, but rape fantasies? come on now, this sounds like something a young virgin who cant date real women would say

>> No.12561911

>>12561895
>says it's hot
>other guys just drink it without blowing on it
See, either he's lying about it being hot, which is wrong, you should never lie, or they're all just wanting to get their tongues burnt.

This is why I don't drink coffee. It turns you into a liar.

>> No.12561912

>>12561910
Anya is a good example of an aggressive woman

>> No.12561914

>>12561908
Sounds like Ishtar from Cathrine.

>> No.12561916

>>12561903
Maybe this'll make you feel better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6m40W1s0Wc

>> No.12561920

>>12561914
dood, that game drove me nuts

>> No.12561928

>>12561911
>spoiler

What if your waifu asks it she's fat, and she is indeed fat?

>>12561914
Ishtar kills her lovers. Don't know if we're talking of the same goddess but the one from Sumerian mythology does.

>> No.12561930

>>12561916
It's not that I was upset by the hornets killing bees.

I was upset by how bloody disturbing the insect world is.

This video just makes it worse.

>> No.12561936

>>12561903

>hornet girl

0lightsourced, right? I follow him too.

>> No.12561939

>>12561928
You tell her that she has a healthy body that has plenty of cushion for the pushin'.
And then you make sweet love to her, and push your dick into that healthy body of hers.

>> No.12561940

>>12561928
Nah, the Ishtar in Cathrine didn't kill her lovers...herself, anyway.

She certainly didn't give a fuck if someone better came along and took out her previous lover though.

>> No.12561944

>>12561930
>the insect world

I guess you weren't here for that thread where we learned; seriously, if you're that sensitive don't read the spoiler that adult sea lions often fuck cubs and young seal to death, as in fucking them so hard they pierce their insides.

Nature is ugly.

I fucking mean it about the spoiler.

>> No.12561945

>>12561936
Yup.
Fuckin' Claudette man.

>> No.12561946

>>12561944
I read it.
I am appropriately disturbed.

>> No.12561950

>>12561945

At least Gina a cute

>> No.12561951

>>12561939
Isn't that just a lie by omission? I love health, mind, but, you know.

>>12561940
What a bitch.

>> No.12561953

>>12561944
Jesus Christ.

>> No.12561957

>>12561928
wasn't she also the Godess that had Gilgamesh's best friend killed because Gilgamesh turned down her advances?

>> No.12561958

>>12561951
Telling her she's healthy isn't a lie, I wouldn't think.
That's essentially telling her that she's not fat, but rather "just right".

Those quotes on "just right" might make me come off like an asshole, the way I said it.

>> No.12561960

>>12561950
Rai a best.

>> No.12561962

>>12561957
Yes, he turned her down because he kne about this "quirk" of hers and refused her. She had her father, think, send down a bull from heaven to kill him. Enkidu defended Gilgamesh but lost his life in the process, and this is what caused Gigamesh to seek immortality.

>> No.12561963

>>12561960

>tiny ghost better than a huge milfy ghost dragon

nah

>> No.12561969

>>12561953
Oh you think that's bad, there a type of fly that has his genital ripped of by the female because they can't separate after mating, she lives on with his nuts inside her fertilizing her eggs and he gets to die slow

Are women demons?

>> No.12561971

How would your monster waifu help out if you were depressed /mgt/?

>> No.12561973

>>12561910
>this sounds like something a young virgin who cant date real women would say

WDYTWA?

>> No.12561974

>>12561971
The same way she fixes all her problems, rape.

>> No.12561975

>>12561971
Hugs. Lots of warm hugs
Which may or may not lead into sex

>> No.12561976

>>12561910
umm yes?

>> No.12561977

>>12561865
For every measure there is a countermeasure. There would be schools. Schools for the most lascivious jabberwocks and insatiable succubi. In these schools the girls would learn not how to meet steel with steel or magic with magic, though those things would be taught, but rather how to turn a paladin's faith against him. How to tug on those niggling little doubts, those tiny insecurities to make paladins fall and show them how to use a different kind of sword. Can every paladin's faith hold when both his body and mind are being tempted? No, I think not.

>> No.12561981

>>12561971
http://i.imgur.com/g1c6xKQ.png

>> No.12561985

>>12561963
To each their own.
I like a cute, tiny ghost.

>> No.12561986

>>12561971
call me a whiny bitch then fuck the hell out of me tell i ahegao

>> No.12561989

>>12561971
She would make me a big fat sandwich and we'd watch scary movies and laugh at all the idiots that getting killed in the dumbest of circumstances, and then she'd lead me by the hand to the bedroom and slowly strip, staying in nothing but her panties before doing the same for and hold me to her chest all night without saying a word, just stroking my hair.

>> No.12561990

>>12561975
>>12561971
Lamia hugs.
Soft lamia hugs.

>> No.12561993

>>12561981
This poor lizardgirl needs someone to rape the shit out of her.

>> No.12561994

>>12561990
Sometimes a hug is all you need

>> No.12561995

>>12561971
Bundle up in a blanket, lay down on the couch, and watch Kamen Rider and other fun shit, play some vidya, cuddle and hold hands. Some sappy shit like that.
Slow passionate sex comes after all that.

>> No.12561996

Any anons want more adventures of Male teacher at MG Highschool?

>> No.12562000

>>12561996

Yes. Don't forget to throw in parent-teacher conferences.

>> No.12562004

>>12561995
That sounds like a wonderful night anon.
What Kamen Rider?

>> No.12562005

>>12562000
Boy do I have a surprise for you anon

>> No.12562007

>>12560463
Trapdoor spider arachnid girl please

>> No.12562010

>Another day at school
>It's 8:30 am
>Classroom is suspiciously active
>Listen to them talk
>Bring your parents to school day
>Hnnngohdeargodno
>Door opens and Monster Girl Parents start walking in
>Most have husbands
>Oh thank god
>Neighbor Kitsune Milf spots you and winks while her tails wave back and forth
>God dammit
>Clear throat. "Right, class, seeing as today is a special day, who would like to go first?"
>Succubus girl raises her hand first
>Look over to her mother
>She's scantily dressed and winks at you
>God dammit
>This is going to be a hell of a morning

>> No.12562011

>>12562004
Fourze. Fourze is the best rider to watch if you want to cheer up.

>> No.12562012

>>12561986
Oni? Amazon? Ushi Oni?

>> No.12562013

>>12560463
Large mouse engineer or mechanic

>> No.12562014

>>12562010
>"who would like to go first?"

These were his last words before the mass rape ensued. RIP in pace.

>> No.12562015

Has Bob actually changed Laska & Me since last time, or is he just re-releasing the chapters? I know I remember the whole " They support" thing from the first time he wrote it.

>> No.12562016 [DELETED] 

>>12561990
Sometimes a hug is all you need

>> No.12562017

>>12562012
Hey come on now Onis aren't all bad.

They're good drinking buddies

>> No.12562018

>>12562011
>Fourze
>not Den-O
Haha, that's cute.

>> No.12562020

>>12562012
Holstaurus

>> No.12562025

>>12562017
Onis make me NOPE.

>>12562020
Know that I am laughing. Hard. At you.
>anon goes to work yet again with hoofprints on his face

>> No.12562026

whats the best monster for someone whos suicidal
god im so tired

>> No.12562028

>>12562018
>Only subbed by TV-N
>BANANA NEW SHOE
No thanks.

>> No.12562029

>>12562025
> Ushi anon goes to work yet again with plasters and bone shards on his face
> Oni anon goes tot work yet again with blood and vomit on his face

>> No.12562030

How do you guys keep the threads so consistent with each other? Do some of you literally do nothing but lurk and/or shitpost all day

>> No.12562031

>>12561746
>Not vocaliods in the style of Utsu-P and Yuyoyuppe

>> No.12562032 [DELETED] 

>>12562028
Yeti. They're all about cuddling.

>> No.12562034

>>12562010
f that guy doesn't have a sex sandwich with that kitsune and her daughteru at some point in time I'm gonna have a stroke from anger. But keep doing what you're doing, fun before smut.

>> No.12562035

>>12562029
> Amazon anon doesn't go to work, because he's her man and he's not allowed to have a job while she brings home the bacon.

>> No.12562037

>>12562035
>P'Orc anon always smells like bacon

>> No.12562038

>>12562028
>needing subs
Holy shit get out.

>> No.12562039

>Succubus Milf and Daughter walk to the chalk board
>She begins explaining how her mother is a corporate business owner
>She's dressed like a hooker
>What
>Mother begins talking, her voice is like liquid sex
>Ignore it for the most part and try to get the tests for later together
>"...And that's why I make 2.5 million a year, I'm sure you can all be as successful as me!"
>Youluckyfuckingbitch
>"Although, I'm currently searching for a husband, ufufufu."
>She looks at you and winks
>Nope
>Kitsune Milf and Vampire assistant glare daggers at her
>Fucking dammit
>"Thank you, Ms. Adams, please take a seat next to your daughter now."
>She walks by you, her hips swaying seductively
>Kitsune Milf and daughter are visibly growling
>I need a fucking cigarette...

Such is the life of the Male teacher

>> No.12562042

>>12562026
Yetis are all about warm and fluffy cuddles.
>>12562038
Not all of us can learn moon anon.

>> No.12562044 [DELETED] 

>>12562026
Vampire if you want to feel like dying a little each time. Kesaran Parasan cause LOL DRUGS.

>> No.12562046

>>12562015
KeyAIDS 2: The Beginninging

>> No.12562047

>>12562030
Love and mamono mana

>> No.12562048

>>12562039
Kitsune MILF and Step-Daughteru are obviously the True Route for MGC Male Teacher.

>> No.12562051

>>12561337
>>12561375
Continuing.

The Mermaid homestay eventually comes to.

"L-Lewd!.. Now let me repeat and I don't like to shout. BUT THESE CATS SHOULD NOT BE HERE WHEN YOUR MOTHER IS OUT!"

The Werecats in skin-tight, red and white striped spats turn to you, guilty.

"It's up to you kid." The third says. "Whatever you say. If you think us too lewd. Send us away."

"Well, you're kind of wearing nothing but spats..."

Their ears simultaneously fall. And they make their way back to the front door.

The door closes and your Mermaid gives a sigh of relief.

Seconds later the door crashes down. And the Cats in Spats re-enter, all bearing a frown.

"SOMEONE'S STOLEN OUR CATNIP!" The second roars, with a hand on each hip.

"NOBODY'S GONNA LEAVE THIS HOUSE UNTIL WE FIND OUR STASH!" The third says firmly.

"P-pardon me miss, uh, Werecat. Did you say Catnip?"

"Yeah kid, we need to rip." The second replies.

"Hmmph, drug addicts." The Mermaid scoffs

"So that's your attitude eh fish-tits?" The second presses her face against the Mermaids. "Did you steal it?"

"There's a narc in the house..." The first mutters. "...Things will never be the same."

She sits on the piano, her plump rear end spilling over the stool. She looks like she's about to sing.

"Oh, it was in my spats." The first Werecat declares.

"Oh, so I guess you'll be off then?" You ask.

"Na, we're going to rape you." The second states.

And then a sweaty pair of red and white striped spats, obscure your view.

>> No.12562052

>>12562030
Some of us are on all day, even when we're doing other things.
Sometimes even when we shouldn't be.

>> No.12562061

Does ScreenCap-Anon have that one Echidna unbirthing drivel from that 'Shitlord' Bollocks?

>> No.12562063

>>12562026
Holstaurus for the softness, cuddles, and milk.

Ryu for her soothing voice and everything.

>> No.12562064

>>12562039
>>12562010
So, who's next?
>Bat Girl
>Dark Elf
>Harpy

>> No.12562067

>>12562064
Clumsy Bat Girl mom please.

>> No.12562071

>>12562063
>>12562061
And that text with the Ryu singing Italian songs to her husband?

>> No.12562074

>>12562061
No.

>> No.12562075

>>12562064
Dark Priest mother. Every school and classroom has churchies.

>> No.12562080

>>12562061
Are we really using shitlord now?

>> No.12562081

>>12562075
>Her husband is some cross between a cultist and a gimp. Led around by his Dark Priest wife on a chain.
>He never speaks, or at least, doesn't have his wife's permission to do so.

>> No.12562082

>>12562075
I'm going to cover that one under witch mom

>> No.12562083

>>12562080
I believe the quotes around the word indicate otherwise.

>> No.12562086

Would you a story about healing a Shirohebi abused by her Ryu master?

>> No.12562093

hot dark elf duh

>> No.12562094

>>12562064
What does /mgt/ think of a significantly older Dark Elf onee-chan who's responsible for raising her little sister?

>> No.12562096

>>12562086
Eh sure

>> No.12562100

>>12562086
>Would you a story about healing a...
You had me right there. Shut up and get to writing before you lose the idea.

>> No.12562102

>>12562081
If he's like that, it's what he wants, Dark Priests are all about indulging in your partners' tastes, not dominance and slavery, that's vanilla succubutt.

>>12562083
Still...

>> No.12562103

>>12562026
>>12562042
Cuddling with a Yeti by a fire in a snowy cabin would be the coziest winter
http://i.imgur.com/dXJ34Xm.jpg

>> No.12562105

>>12562086

I'd rather hear a story about a Shirohebi abusing her Ryu master.

>> No.12562109

>>12562094
He's not paid to think, only to teach.

Although he is glad she is being a responsible adult...

Until she tries to rape him of course.

>> No.12562114

ok, looks like Bat girl wins, gonna grab a drink and then write it.

>> No.12562115

>>12562094

I love it.

>> No.12562117

>>12562115
>>12562094
Just for you anons I'll change her from Mom to Onee-sama

>> No.12562119

>>12562117

Thankie anon!

>> No.12562120

>>12562117
Awesome!

>> No.12562121

what are doing at this exact moment MGT?

>> No.12562123

>>12562121

Standing here.

I realize.

>> No.12562125

>>12562121
Eating a sandwich that's so good it would make a Ghoul cum

>> No.12562126

>>12562123
That you were just like me, trying to make history.

>> No.12562129

>>12562018
Would you want to be like Mask deMasque in every way but name, KamenAnon?

>Kamen Hero by night
>Unmasked shy guy by day with a hot tomboyish MG wife
The good life indeed.

>> No.12562130

>>12562121
Nibbling on some strawberries, contemplating a shower.

>> No.12562131

>>12562121

playing Smash

>tfw Smash Run doesn't have a City Trial music option

>> No.12562136

>>12562131
There are a lot of musical choices in Smash that they could've made.
>tfw 3DS only supports 2 songs per stage

>> No.12562137

>>12562131
Okay, real talk.
How boss is Bowser Jr.?

>> No.12562139

>>12562136

I'm not really that upset though. The 3DS version is basically just the appetizer to keep us held over until the Wii U version comes out.

>> No.12562140

>>12562129
Except for the part of her eating your wallet alive...

>> No.12562142

>>12562121
Trying to suppress my depression by calling myself edgy and saying only wimps get depressed over and over again.

>> No.12562143

working on the railway, playing LoL reading a lame MG thread

>> No.12562144

>>12562140
Oh, well...that...
Is semen a good substitute?

>> No.12562147

>>12562137

I'm forever stuck playing as regular colored Bowser Jr. because Sakurai thought it was a good idea to shoehorn the Koopalings in as model swaps.

>> No.12562148

>>12562121
Drinking the feels away

>> No.12562150

>>12562121
Staying awake for no reason at all. On second thought its probably because I have work to do but don't want to do it.

>> No.12562152

>"Ok, Next up.."
>Bat girl Raises her hand..wing..thing
>Kay
>"Mrs. Bismuth, please come up with your daughter."
>"Yes!"
>She walks up to the chalk board
>And promptly trips "Waaah!"
>And slams face first into your lesson plan for later, erasing it
>Cocksucker
>She gets up and smiles apologetically
>Daughter looks embarrassed
>"R-right, uh, My name is Moira, and I work at the post office!"
>She begins to explain what she does there
>Tune it out and open your desk looking for your favourite pen
>Frown
>Look up and see Kitsune Milf lightly chewing on it
>She sees you looking and gives a wink and sensuous lick
>Motherfucker you like that pen
>"..And that's my job!"
>Bat Girl daughter looks proud
>"Thank you Mrs. Bismuth, please have a seat again."
>She goes back and nearly trips down the row of desks
>You sigh, you just want your damn pen back...

Such is life for the Male teacher.

>> No.12562153

>>12562147
I'm okay with that only because if they decided one Koopaling deserved a spot, they would ALL deserve a spot.

I make up for it by customizing them all differently.

>> No.12562154

>>12560089
>>12560092
All I remember is the sticks...And the bruised and smashed knuckles and hands...

Being a kid into swords and shit when you're young, with a friend who also enjoys them is suffering...

But the good thing is now that I actually have taken some fencing classes I'm NOT inept with sticks.

>> No.12562161

>>12562152
>Cocksucker
I bet she would.
His desk could be like a cave.
He could keep her under there. All day.

>> No.12562162

>>12562152
>Bismuth
>Bat girl postwoman
Motherfucker are you trying to make me miss hoboquest?
Because it's working.

>> No.12562164

>>12562162
I loved Hoboquest anon, that's why I threw the Bat girl in there.

Rip Hoboking...

>> No.12562165

>>12562129
Not at all. Mask deMasque is a thief.

>> No.12562166

>>12562129
So are KamenAnon and Kamen Rider Guy different people?
The answer is yes because I'm Kamen Rider Guy.

>> No.12562169

>>12562165
FORMER thief.
Now he fights criminals by yelling at them and flailing his arms about.

>> No.12562174

>>12562166
>implying you're special
ayy http://puu.sh/c2qQ0.jpg

>> No.12562176

>>12562162
Also I was hoping someone would catch that reference.

Thanks anon, you made my night.

>Mfw all I wanted for my birthday was a continuation of hoboquest

Feels sad man.

>> No.12562186

>>12562174
I just wanna know how many rider fans are in these threads. I'm happy to see I'm not the only one. Still waiting for someone to writefag a Kamen Rider monstergirl story.
Those who have been here since spring may remember me voicing my opinion on yanderes.

>> No.12562189

>>12562186
>Kamen Rider monstergirl story
... You've got my interest. Present the pitch.

>> No.12562195

>>12562186
>Kamen Rider MG Story
Would that be a Kamen Rider story with the kinds of Monster Girls we talk about here a lot, or a story like the Monster Girl ones we have, but with Monster Girls from Kamen Rider? Or both?

A story with Mezool, Scorpio, Aquarius, or Medusa would be neat.

Also I'm at least a third Kamen Rider fan in the thread, I guess?

>> No.12562197

>>12562152
Right, anons, who's next?

>Dark Elf
>Holastuarus
>...Is that a Ninja?

>> No.12562198

>>12562094

>Older Dark Elf onee-chan
>Had to take responsibility and mature from a young age
>Always been too busy taking care of herself and her younger sister to engage in any typical Dark Elf femdom
>Contented to sacrifice her own chance at happiness and a relationship to give her younger sister a better chance

>> No.12562199

>>12562197
Dark Elf?

>> No.12562200

>>12562198
I was going to make her a police officer though...

>> No.12562201

>>12562189
I have a dumb little greentext framework.
>Monstergirls invade your world outta nowhere
>Scientist Dad gives you a belt, says only you can save the world from brutal rape.
>Become a Kamen Rider
>Save the world on a daily basis.
>After a year of fighting, finally defeat the Lilim in charge of the invasion.
>World saved.
>Find out that not only is every monstergirl you ever fought alive, they're all madly in love with you.
>Yes that includes the Lilim.
>Dad has remodeled your house to accommodate them
>Your life is now a Harem anime.
>Goddamnit you didn't want this
>You just wanted to marry your childhood friend.
>Life is suffering
I've got some new stuff to add to it too.
Rider name is Kamen Rider Hunt or something else that sounds better. The belt is called the Hunt Driver and is powered by cartridges that contain combat data. Each MOTW is a different monstergirl and after the MC defeats them instead of dying like a normal tokusatsu monster, they're sealed into a Cartridge that allows the MC to use their powers. For example, the Minotaurus Cartridge would equip Hunt with horns and allow him to use a charging attack. Particularly powerful monstergirls would result in a form change, called a "Mode" (Or again, something that sounds better)
Mid season, Hunt's childhood friend gets the Paladin Driver so she can help him. It can't use Monstergirl Cartridges, but it's stronger than Hunt's basic form.
If you want to add anything on be my guest.

>> No.12562202

>>12562186
>spoiler

Which is?

>> No.12562204

>>12562201
>Kamen Rider Hunt
>Uses power of Monsters that've been "Hunted"
Decently appropriate name.

>> No.12562206

>>12562201
What's his catchphrase?

>> No.12562207

>>12562202
Yandere a Shit.

>> No.12562208

>>12562206
The topic of Kamen Rider catchphrases in a Monster Girl thread is making me have weird thoughts regarding Eiji's.

"Everything'll be fine, so long as I have tomorrow's underwear."

>> No.12562212

>>12562208
http://puu.sh/c2B3r.jpg

>> No.12562214

>>12562199
Ok, one for Dark Elf Onee-sama

Anyone else? I'll wait a few more minutes while I get some coffee.

In the mean time tell me what you think of MGT, I myself am enjoying writing this, it's a change from writing Warhammer Fanfiction.

>> No.12562215

>>12562207
>doesn't like yandere
>likes sounding

It's fucking nothing, like sentai.

>> No.12562216

>>12562214

Two for Dark Elf onee-sama

>> No.12562217

>>12562201
I just remembered some other things.
Hunt is impulsive, quick to anger and genuinely wants to protect people. Think of him as a fusion between Godai, Kouta, and Hase. The Hunt Driver equips him with a sword.
His Childhood Friend is a kind girl with a cool head and a core of steel. She tends to be Hunt's voice of reason.
Hunt's father is your usual quirky scientist and a widower. He's a bit to focused on the sexual aspects of monstergirls and in the finale, marries a Lich who's just as crazy for science as he is.
The villain command squad goes
>Lilim main villain
>Succubus second in command
>Baphomet mad scientist
>Ushi-Oni Enforcer
>Dragon Rival
>And the comic relief squad of a Hobgoblin and her Goblin troops.
None of these characters have names, so feel free to call them whatever you'd like.
>>12562206
I don't know. What do you suggest?

>> No.12562218

>>12562197
Holstaurus trying to be a ninja?

>> No.12562219

>>12562214
It's an entertaining bit of Slice-of-Life Storytelling.

If only I had the ability to do art of any kind, I'd try to make a 4koma out of it.

>> No.12562221

>>12562142
Stop being a cry baby i know that feel

>> No.12562222

>>12562215
>Likes sounding
Anon, where the fuck did you get that idea?
I hate sounding.

>> No.12562224

>>12562218
Adorable but no, if you've seen (Read) Bizarre Slime you'd understand.

>> No.12562225

>>12562217
>What do you suggest?
Time for a roll in the hay.

>> No.12562229

>>12562225
Anon, you know he's going to fight them right?
I asked because I was gonna suggest something like "Let's Hunt!" and that sounds fucking stupid.

>> No.12562232

>>12562217
>Spoiler
Man has great taste.

>> No.12562234

>>12562216
>>12562199
2 for Dark Elf Onee Sama.

Writing.

>> No.12562236

>>12562229
It's too obvious. The name already is enough of a pun, having it be a catchphrase too is just too much. Way too lame.

Best I can think up is:
>"Time to take down the Big Game!"

>> No.12562239

>>12562222
Eh, I knew it might not be you specifically, but one of you guys does.

>> No.12562243

>>12562239
I know I do, but I also know that that fact has never come up in these threads, so must be somebody else.

>> No.12562245

>>12562243
Bt yeah, it happened. My original point stands, if it wasn't clear, kamenfag are well, fags.

>> No.12562247

>>12562245
>It really is fucking nothing
Kay then.

>> No.12562253

>>12562152
>"Ok next is..."
>Dark Elf girl raises her hand
>Fuck
>"Elizabeth, please come up to the chalk board."
>She brings and older Dark Elf in a police uniform
>What
>"Class, this is my Onee-Sama, she's a police officer!"
>Huh, ok.
>"Hello class, my name is Jane and I.."
>You tune her out but she seems pretty normal
>Reach in to your bag for your thermice
>Thank god you have coffee
>Pour self a cup in your favourite cup
>Raise to lips and begin taking a sip
>"... and so I broke both of his kneecaps and three of his fingers, it was one of the best arrests I've ever made!"
>...What
>oohing and aahing from classroom
>Sister looks extremely proud of her Onee-Sama
>Frown
>Drink more coffee
>"Thank you, Elizabeth and Jane for your time, please have a seat."
>Look up again
>Kitsune Milf is still chewing on your pen
>You want that pen dammit


Such is the life of the Male teacher

>> No.12562255

>>12562253
WHEN IS HE GOING TO GET THE PEN BACK?!

>> No.12562258

>>12562253
Well okay then.
I bet at this point, the MILF wants to give him back the pen. Indirect kiss. Followed quickly by an extremely direct one.

>> No.12562259

>>12562255
Pen chan has been taken hostage anon, it's a delicate situation.

>> No.12562262

>>12562253
So, how did I manage the dark elf, was it ok?

>> No.12562263

>>12562259
>Delicate situation
You aren't considering negotiating with terrorists are you? Confront the fluffy, take no prisoners.

>> No.12562265

>>12562262

Es ist gut.

>> No.12562270

>>12562262
Now I'm curious as to what the guy she arrested did.

>> No.12562277

>>12562253
I say the Kunoichi ought to have her turn now.
Still I liked it.

>> No.12562279

>>12562277
Maybe she already had but nobody noticed because of leet ninja skills?

>> No.12562280

>>12562253
Time to vote again anons.

>Holstaurus
>Ninja
>Harpy

>> No.12562282

>>12562280
It's ninja time.

>> No.12562284

>>12562280
Harpy time

>> No.12562287

>>12562280
Kunoichi.
Please.
Somebody needs to write abou Kunoichi.
Oh shit, somebody should write about Kunoichi for Red Moon

>> No.12562290

>>12562280
Ninja.

>> No.12562295

Well goodnight you guys. Please don't forget about Dark Priest, or Witch mom teacher anon.

>> No.12562296

>>12562287
>Kunoichi
>Red Moon
>Naruto is ending in 5 weeks
Coincidence? I think NOT!

>> No.12562298

From the MG Wiki:
>If a monster friendly state allied with the demon realm were invaded by an anti-monster state, they'd get reinforcements from the demon realm right away. The demon lord's army's knight brigade, which is composed of nothing but powerful monsters, would be sent.

What does the Demon Lord's Army look like? What does the Knight's Brigade look like? What kind of structures do they have? Equipment?

Totally not a Paladin Spy

>> No.12562299

>>12562296
>Ending
That's a funny story, Mark.
Seriously!?

>> No.12562300

>>12562298
Granberia, plus 299 more Granberias.

>> No.12562303

>>12562299
Yes, seriously. There's like 3 threads on /a/ about it.

>> No.12562307

>>12562303
>3 threads on /a/
>For Naruto
Remember when the maximum number of unironic Naruto threads was 0?

Truly these are strange times.

>> No.12562310

I come to you with another update as Pretty Human continues racing towards it conclusion. It's the usual deal, the update's at http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/77839289/Pretty%20Human and you can CTRL+F [10/06/14] for the new bits.

Now, I've also got some technically interesting bits coming up, so I have a one question poll anyone reading can take at the end of the document. I think I'll leave that open until 11 PDT tomorrow, so maybe don't put off reading too long.

>> No.12562312

>>12562307
End times, would you say?

>> No.12562314

>>12562312
It's times like these that make me glad we left.

>> No.12562319

>>12562314
Now now, there's lots of threads that live up to /a/ posting standards, like the ex-hentai thread, the loli femdom thread, the chaika thread and of course the classic sakurafish thread.

>> No.12562321

>>12562102
>>12562083
By his own admission as such.

All I wanted was a greentext, and I used his 'suggestion' to post for it.

>> No.12562323

>>12562319
>sakurafish thread
Tarrasque eating Rusalka is in it, by the way. And a pun to go with it.

>> No.12562324

>>12562310
Based Seafoam.
This is just what a man with a partially exposed jaw bone needs.

>> No.12562326

>>12562324
>a man with a partially exposed jaw bone
You wanna talk about this?

>> No.12562327

>>12562299
Technically there's 5 chapters, and a movie, left to go. After that though, I dare to pray, it'll be over and done with.

>> No.12562328

>>12562326
I don't think he could talk about this, even if he wanted to.

>> No.12562329

>Look at the clock
>It's still only 9:30am
>Look back forward
>There is a brown skinned lady in cloth armour in front of you and she is smiling
>She's covered in weapons
>God dammit
>Slowly stand up and grip a pencil
>"Who the hell are you and why are you in my class?"
>She puts her hands on her cheeks
>"Ara ara, such filthy language!"
>Frown
>"M-mom, stop scaring Anon-sensei!"
>Look over and there is a bit sized version of the one standing in front of you
>What
>"S-sorry anon, t-this is my mom!"
>Sigh
>"Please stand in front of the chalk board."
>"H-hello, my name is Tastuko and this is my mom, she works for the Government!"
>Ignore crazy ninjas and drink coffee
>A knife shatters your cup and sticks into your desk
>Frown
>"As you can see I have pin point accuracy with many weapons!"
>She's holding more knives
>God dammit
>Still holding the handle to your cup
>Your front is now covered in coffee
>The lesson sheets you had ready are also ruined
>Why
>"...Thank you, that will be all, please have a seat..."
>Mini Ninja looks proud
>That was your favourite cup...
>You hate this job sometimes...


Such is the life of the Male teacher

>> No.12562331

>>12562280
Ninja

>> No.12562333

>>12562327
Is Future Naruto the movie, or Naruto GT?

>> No.12562334

>>12562329
Hey! Why didn't they offer to help him out of those stained clothes?

>> No.12562339

>>12560808
How does one find this "Random Encounter" thing?

>> No.12562346

>>12562339
Random Encounters find YOU.

>> No.12562348

>>12560463
The scene in it of the sewer, probably an undead

>> No.12562350

>>12562326
Let's just say I'm having a bad couple of days.
>tfw no monster girl waifu to bandage me up and spoil me until i heal

>> No.12562352

>>12562348
Your sentence makes very little sense.

>> No.12562353

>>12562329
So, how'd I do? For now I'm trying to make these light hearted but if I ever do write a story from this it'll have more character details in it.

>> No.12562359

>>12562333
It's titled "Naruto: The Last", and I think it takes place a year or two after the end of the manga which is coming in a few weeks.

>> No.12562362

>>12561308
What is that from?

>> No.12562363

>>12562329
>Coffee Soaked Teacher
inb4 the MILFs offer to lick and suckle him clean.

>> No.12562365

>>12562359
You know, despite naruto being a shitty series that should've ended years ago, I still hope Naruto doesn't die.

>> No.12562369

>>12562359
So there's hope we WON'T get Naruto GT?
>>12562363
>Mmm, but I do like cream with my coffee....
>>12562365
I hope he gives Hinata the D.

>> No.12562372

>>12562363
Anon, please. That's the Akaname and her MILF's job.

>> No.12562377

>>12562353
I like it. I love it.

>> No.12562384

>>12562369
>So there's hope we WON'T get Naruto GT?
/a/ has discussed the possibility, but in general, the thought is that such a thing will likely not come to pass. The Last, shall be The End.

>I hope he gives Hinata the D.
As do I anon. As do I.

>>12562365
He doesn't, obviously. Nor does Sasuke. Both of their designs for the sequel movie have been revealed. So they're both alive after the end of their final climactic battle that just started. So we're in for a couple chapters of action, and then a couple chapters of Talk-no-Jutsu.

>> No.12562389

>>12562384
>Sasuke will live
FUCK. Why can't he just cough up blood and explain how he got internal bleeding from his edge?
...let's stop talking about Naruto now.

>> No.12562397

>>12562389
You have no idea.
Most recently, Sasuke decide to become Lelouch.

>> No.12562402

>>12562329
>And then the Dark Priest brought her MILF to the front of the class
http://i.imgur.com/XzIj5rw.png

>> No.12562404

>>12562397
But Lelouch did nothing wrong though... don't tell me... just don't.

>> No.12562406

>>12562402
You're not fooling anyone Succunun!

>> No.12562407

>>12562402
I love succununs.

>> No.12562409

>>12562404
>>12562397
On a scale of 1 - 10, how awesome were Code Geass Sundays?

Because I wasn't on /a/ when that was a thing.

>> No.12562413

>>12562409
Neither was I.
I actually only picked it up two months ago and then marathoned it when I realized how awesome it was. Please don't judge too harshly.

>> No.12562417

>>12562404
Zero. Requiem.
Just I don't think Sasuke plans to suicide.
Unfortunately.

>> No.12562418

>>12561715
The spider and the fly has a lamia cripple its lover as ell. Actually, lots of crippling in that story, one way or another

>> No.12562425

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-yeV1N9c1E
At least shonen openings are pretty good.

Also, to try and move back on-topic, at least a little...would Kaguya count as a Monster Girl?

>> No.12562426

>>12562417
>you told me anyway
Truth and hope in our fatherland
And death to every foe
Our soldiers shall not pause to rest
We vow our loyalty

>> No.12562429

>>12562397
You know what anime needs? More series about brother-to-brother relationships. I'm not talking yaoi, either. I'm talking fist-bumping, forearm-crossing brotherly love. There needs to be more series with that kind of story and action.

Also, monster girl sister stories when?

>> No.12562433

>>12562425
What's a Kaguya? I dropped Naruto twice and didn't pick it up after the second time, which was when Pain resurrected everyone, Dragon Ball style.
>>12562429
Space Brothers?

>> No.12562437

>>12562433
>Space Brothers
Okay, yeah, but more series LIKE Space Brothers.
Preferably action shows.

>> No.12562438

>>12562429
>monster girl sister stories
Go on, which girls would be best for this?

>> No.12562444

>>12562437
>LIKE Space Brothers
>action
Tough one.
...I got nothing.

>> No.12562451

>>12562444
>I got nothing
Exactly my point.
That's why we need more.

>mfw so many brother pairings in anime would've been better if they were more prominent and/or one or both of them weren't assholes.

>> No.12562457

>>12562451
AH! Got it! One Piece. They're not blood brothers, but Luffy, Ace and Sabo were thick as thieves.
...I'm really grasping at Strawhats here.

>> No.12562464

>>12562433

Kaguya is THE final antagonist in Naruto. She's basically the source of all chakra and was apparently behind literally everything major in the plot. At least that's what I've gathered from a quick search on her.

>> No.12562465

>>12562433
>>12562433
God I had to stop myself from just explaining fucking everything after that point...

She's an asspull of a final villain, after it turned out that the villain who'd been manipulating the villain who'd been manipulating the villain who'd been manipulating the villain, was being manipulated by a tree. Yeah.

Pic related. She likes reverse harems.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2344900

>> No.12562466

>>12562352
"It" the movie, i'm not on the ball.

>> No.12562468

>>12562438
Slice of life with Holstaurus and Weresheep, and all the intricacies of running a farm..

>> No.12562469

>>12562457
Didn't they actually do a Blood-Brothers thing? Like a sake-sharing ritual or some such.

Unfortunately though, one of them is dead, and Luffy and Sabo have barely interacted.

>> No.12562471

>>12562457
Ace dies though.
I don't need it.

>>12562438
Well, to name a few pairings,
>Shirohebi/Apophis
>Sea Bishop/Merrow
>Honeybee/Hornet
>Jinko/Dragon
>Kitsune-bi/Human sister
Of course, they'd all likely have Echidnas as mothers. Except for the human, she'd be adopted, maybe.

>> No.12562474

>>12562464
So... an asspull?
>>12562465
I see.
>>12562469
They're sworn brothers, like Liu Bei, Yuan Gu and Zheng Fei.

>> No.12562478

>>12562402
What's the story behind this one?

>> No.12562479

>>12562451
There's always Fullmetal Alchemist. Didn't remember that one, did you?

>> No.12562485

>>12562474
>There will never be a Three Kingdoms story/game with MGs
>There will never be a group of dragon girls seeking to bring peace to the land of China
>Lead by a Ryu, and her Dragon and Wurm sisters who swore an oath in the peach garden

>> No.12562486

>>12562479
There's even Full Metal Alchemist: BROTHERHOOD.

>> No.12562487

>>12562478
Behind what one?

>> No.12562488

>>12562485
>Cao Cao the Jinko keikakus his way to become the prime minister
>uses the power of /ss/ on the young emperor
Heh.

>> No.12562491

>>12562486
>>12562479
I mean, yeah, but...
Okay, you got me, there's that.
But still, we need more.

>> No.12562493

>>12562488
>Cao Cao
>Jinko
No, no, Sun Jian would be the Jinko.
Cao Cao would be a Phoenix.

>> No.12562494

>>12561977
Castration.

>> No.12562496

>>12562491
I agree, we do need more. Three is not enough. Four if 12beast goes that way eventually. Which it will, when they have no choice but to team up at an even bigger villain, as is tradition.
>>12562493
>Phoenix
Hmm, okay.
>I raped one of the squires while pretending to be asleep so no assassin would dare approach me in my sleep
>Do you know what day today is?
>CINQO DE MAYO!

>> No.12562498

>>12562494
That only takes care of the physical side, assuming no aphrodisiacs are skipped in. A wormtongue could still shake their faith, and then what?

>> No.12562502

>>12562496
>Which it will, when they have no choice but to team up at an even bigger villain, as is tradition.

See, even the aloof big brother thing has gotten stale. I don't want the big brother being Tuxedo Mask, I want him to be Batman to his otouto's Robin.

>> No.12562504

>>12562487
The succunun.

>> No.12562506

>>12562502
>Batman and Robin
In the old 60's comics, Bruce and Dick slept in the same bed. Just saying.
But I get what you're saying. And I agree with you.
>>12562504
Infiltration mission.

>> No.12562509

>>12562346
No, but seriously, where.

>> No.12562510

>>12562509
The tall grass has Pokemon in it, duh.

>> No.12562511

>>12562498
I doubt it, Carnal temptations are all monsters have, and it's hard to sow seeds of doubt when your head's flying though the air.

>> No.12562513

>>12562504
She's an ara ara demon from Arcana Heart, who fought with a paladin to the death, and then the two of them were revived and were best buddies ever since.

http://i.imgur.com/15wDv1c.png

>> No.12562514

>>12562506
How sad. I wanted to believe, but only an idiot would trust a demon.

>> No.12562517

>>12562514
You can always trust a demon to be a demon.
[insert Jack Sparrow's speech about dishonesty here]

>> No.12562518

>>12562513
Fucking nips and their girly men.

>> No.12562519

>>12562518
That--That's a girl.
They're both girls.

>> No.12562522

>>12562498
Nigga....Fucking what? A Dickless Paladin Juggernaut with crazy as fuck Mana Tapping powers is virtually untouchable unless you fight him. And then you're gonna get shit-wrecked. Hope you like Holy Avengers to the vagina, Succubus Scum.

>> No.12562525

>>12562522
>thinking the human body can ever succeed its limits
You couldn't wreck a Wurm with a thousand blows, Dickless Wonder.

>> No.12562529

>>12562525
Did you read about the mana tapping? That's where shit gets real.

>> No.12562532

>>12562529
>Mana
Wurm doesn't need mana. Wurm stronk. Wurm scales crush diamonds!

>> No.12562534

>>12562186
>KR story with Monstergirls

I like this idea. I would read it!

>> No.12562535

>>12562532
It's like you don't know what Holy Avengers are.

>> No.12562536

>>12562525
>>the human body cannot overcome its limits

I really want to hit you for saying stupid shit.

>> No.12562543

>>12562536
Oh? The human body can do things it can't, can it? No amount of lifting will make you strong enough to overpower a Wurm.

>> No.12562544

>>12562522
>Dickless
Which would the MG's hate more?
>balls but no dick
>dick but no balls

>> No.12562546

>>12562544
Balls but no dick would be the worst, because they would have the jizz, but no way to get it.

>> No.12562547

>>12562534
Also forgot to mention that I'm a fan. Interested to see how Drive turns out.

>> No.12562548

>>12562544
Literally everything gone. Eunuchs.

>> No.12562549

>>12562543
Adrenaline.
Hell of a drug.
etc. etc.

>> No.12562550

>>12562546
>what is pegging
Anon, I...

>> No.12562551

>>12562543
You're thinking along the lines of things that Magic can't solve. And even then, there have been stories of men overcoming dragons in fantasy nignog.

>> No.12562553

>>12562550
How the fuck is the come exiting the body captain autismo?

>> No.12562557

>>12562553
There's still be a hole to pee through, it'd come out of there. Good luck collecting it though.

>> No.12562558

>>12562553
He has to have an urethra to piss from, doesn't he?

>> No.12562561

>>12562513
>Ara Ara
>Loves hugs

I could go for this.

>> No.12562565

>>12562553
How are people this dumb allowed into existanace.

>> No.12562573

>>12562565
its called inbreeding

>> No.12562577

>>12562543
>not being able to overpower a wurm in a setting where we have FUCKING MAGIC
>needing to overpower someone with the I.Q. of a rock

You're funny.

>> No.12562581

>>12562543
As Much as I like the Wurm, she's not gonna beat that warrior that Anon described...

>> No.12562582

>>12561390
Took the night to actually get to my writing, I am kinda proud of myself, made it to chapter 7

It is nice to see the MGG thread is meandering nicely from topic to topic

>> No.12562590

mmmm

>> No.12562591

>>12562577
>paladin using magic
Now who's funny?
>>12562581
Explain further.

>> No.12562592

>>12562591
>>paladin using magic
Yea. Holy magic. That's what paladins do.

>> No.12562593

>>12562592
>holy magic
Sounds like heresy to me.

>> No.12562594

>>12562593
Is this nigger serious?

>> No.12562597

>>12562594
Of course not, we're basically arguing about powerlevels, nobody does that seriously.

>> No.12562599

>>12562597
>nobody does that seriously.
Except for when they do, in which case everything is terrible.

>> No.12562600

>>12562599
But none of US are doing it seriously.
...right?

>> No.12562603

>>12562597
>>12562599
>>12562600
I would hope that's the case.

>> No.12562615

>>12562591
Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?

>> No.12562617

>>12562615
DnD sucks bro, Runequest a best.

>> No.12562618

>>12562617
Never heard of it, but anyway, This is almost literally the very definition of what Anon is describing. A High Level Paladin in Dungeons and Dragons could lay a hardcore smackdown on a dragon.

>> No.12562620

>>12562617
>mfw for a moment there, I thought you meant Runescape

>> No.12562621

Teacher anon here, time for some votes.
also
>Tfw I've run out of whiskey to put in my coffee

I forgot about that...

>Harpy
>Holstaurus
>Dragon Girl

>> No.12562623

>>12562621
Dragon girl!

>> No.12562624

> out of alcohol
;-;
>>12562621
DRAGON
>>12562623
muh niggah

>> No.12562625

>>12562621
Dragon girl.
Jabberwock flavor?

>> No.12562628

>>12562621
DORAGON.

>> No.12562629

>>12562625
(guy right above you) I'd be very alright with this

>> No.12562630

>>12562625
Hmm, I could try, I've only read that one Jabberwock fic where she seemed very monotone and emotionally..well not there, if enough people ask for it I could try for you guys. I also have no clue what they are.

>> No.12562635

>>12562630
That's a weird way of writing one.

The Jabberwock, inspired by the poem "Jabberwocky", is one of KC's "Alice in Wonderland" girls. A dragon-type with a severely corrupted appearance, they are haughty and proud as a vanilla dragon, but while a vanilla dragon values strength and dominance, Jabberwocks take pride in sheer sluttiness. To them, bukkake is a badge of honor, and they even have little heart-tattoos that generate the more dicks they suck.

>> No.12562638

>>12562630
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jabberwock

>> No.12562641

>>12562635
Jabberwock-chan getting her Succubus friend's advice on wooing Anon when?

>> No.12562643

>>12562635
O-oh... Oh my...

>>12562638
Thanks buddy.

>> No.12562649

>>12562635
>To them, bukkake is a badge of honor, and they even have little heart-tattoos that generate the more dicks they suck.
See, that last part. I don't like that last part.
Why would KC write that last part?

>> No.12562650

>>12562649
Because Japan is filled with nothing but fat, faceless old men who only want to gangbang girls.

>> No.12562657

>>12562641
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jabberwock
Hot damn...

Uh, I could try, up to the anons though

>Regular
>Jabberwocky

>Mfw the last time I read something with a jabberwocky it was a demon that stole children in the dead of night and devoured their souls "A beautiful toy for a beautiful boy" still hangs in my mind after 7 years

>> No.12562659

>>12562649
Welcome to Wonderland.

If you don't like the theme of the place, don't waltz into it. There are plenty enough haughty and tsundere dragon girls around otherwise outside of Wonderland.

>> No.12562662

>>12562649
Well, it's times sucked/cumshots given. Never says anything about having to come from multiple sources.

>> No.12562664

>>12562659
>>12562662
Either way you look at it, I think she's pretty hot.

My favorite dragon type is still Wyvern though. Childhood Friend flavor dragoness, yes please.

>> No.12562665

>>12562662
Good.
NTR/gangbang a shit.

>> No.12562669

>>12562635
>ultra-slutty cockslut dragon
Oh god yes. Does she get the regal look to go with it?

>> No.12562670

>>12562669
Did I mention that she's also delicious brown?

>> No.12562671

>>12562669
The outfit she wears does look pretty nice. See here: >>12562638

>> No.12562674

>>12562670
Welp, gone to shit in a heartbeat. I prefer my deepthroat sluts blonde and with drill hair.

>> No.12562677

>>12562674
>not liking delcious brown
Unless you mean she'd be a better slut as a drill-haired blonde, you might want to get your taste checked out.

>> No.12562678

>>12562664
>childhood friend Wyvern
Do you stand by her side when she becomes a vigilante for JUSTICE?

>> No.12562679

>>12562665
>ntr
Don't give a shit
>gangbang
What are doppelganger potions? Do something about that shit taste anon.

>> No.12562681

>>12562674
>hating delicious brown

>>>/pol/

>> No.12562682

>>12562678
I don't read that.

But really, the point of Childhood Friend Wyvern is to grow up and become her Dragoon, riding with her into glorious battle against whatever opposition you may face!

Also, must learn Jump.

>> No.12562683

>>12562657
Maybe one after the other?
Both: jabberwock, then dragon - but have them vie against eachother for going first.
If only one: jabberwock please.

>> No.12562684

>>12562679
Okay, yeah, when it's a doppelganger potion, that's different. In that case, it's not like 5 or so different men all trying to bang one girl. Instead it's one guy in 5 bodies fucking the same girl or 5 of the same girl raping one guy.

Kunoichi Red Moon is definitely happening now.

>> No.12562685

>>12562677
>>12562681
Drill-haired blonde princess turning into a cumcrazy blowjob slut is my top fantasy.

>> No.12562686

I think, I might actually write a story after tonight, while I'm waiting for anon to vote, where did you guys learn about MG's?

For me it was Hoboquest and then Bromonts Bizarre Slime. Some good times were had reading through those.


>Milfy Kristmasu a best

And then one day I discovered /a/ had MGG.

And even better that they had a pastebin for stories. I loved it.
How about you guys?

>> No.12562688

>>12562682
>Also, must learn Jump.
This.
Above all else, this.

>> No.12562690

>>12562686
tvtropes, before the mge and mgq pages were removed.

>> No.12562694

>>12562686
I can't even recall entirely. I recall the point I really became obsessed with MGs, but I can't quite recall if I was at least interested in them prior to that or not.

But the major tipping point was coming across KC's stuff on Danbooru. When the original Dragon got translated though, that's when I really started to dive into stuff. Wound up joining MGU. Got to watch over the course of three or four years as it spiralled down the gutter. Fun times.

>> No.12562695

>>12562686
>>12562690
This.

>> No.12562699

>>12562690
>>12562695
>MGE page on TVTropes
My god, people actually read that? Well, at least all the work I put in on that page didn't go entirely to waste.

>> No.12562700

>>12562685
So why is the color of her skin an issue? We're not talking humans anyway.

>> No.12562702

This thread's still up? Christ.

>> No.12562703

>>12562699
You worked on that? Thanks!

>> No.12562706

>>12562700
Brown skin and blonde looks like shit, also kinda ganguro so she looks slutty to begin with. It's all about the gap moe.

>> No.12562709

>>12562699
Well, thank you for introducing me to this, I suppose.

>> No.12562710

>>12562700
/pol/ here, delicious brown is a guilty pleasure

>> No.12562711

>>12562686
I knew about them a a good while, but I never actually got into them until Bromont did KS with monster girls.

>> No.12562712

>>12562703
Yeah. For the longest time, it was pretty well just me and one other guy adding all the entries and updates to it. The other guy, I think he went by Kurumi or something, couldn't unto English though, so on top of doing my own edits, I had to proof-read his to be freakin' legible.

All down the drain when TVTropes went white-wash. Goddammit. But at least it helped somebody or another get into it, that's a comforting thought.

>> No.12562715

>>12554235
>Somewhere in some place, a corrupted Pharaoh is plotting to paint the moon red at this very moment

>> No.12562719

>>12562715
Sounds like a Job for Orgazmo and Choda girl.

>> No.12562720

>>12562686

God, all I know is that I think it stemmed from my love of snakes that I've had ever since I was a little kid. Like, I hopped on the train as soon as I saw pictures of snake ladies, which was years ago at this point. Most likely it was that Pretty Lamia doujin.

>> No.12562721

>>12562719
Uh...Who?

>> No.12562723

>>12562721
You haven't watched Orgazmo?

>> No.12562724

>>12562715
>can the Wandering Kunoichi stop Grape Pharaoh's heinous plot and restore the real Pharaoh back into her own body?
>find out in the next exciting episode of /mgg/!
That last part should be read in the voice of the narrator from DBZ by the way.
>>12562721
Orgazmo is a movie, you should watch it. It was made by the guys who do South Park. It's about a Mormon missionary who knows martial arts who becomes a porn star. It doesn't make any more sense in context.

>> No.12562726

>>12562706
Look up gyaru instead.

>brown on blonde looks like shit
>not liking a girl like Tia Hallibel

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB!

>> No.12562728

>>12562723
Looking at the title art, I feel like I probably ought to.

>> No.12562729

>>12562724
DAMNIT HEBERT!

>> No.12562730

>>12562710
This, this post. I swear, all /pol/fags are just angry they can't mingle freely between races. If the pure blood/pure racefags would just disappear from the face of the earth, everyone would get along better.

>> No.12562732

>>12562728
You should. While you're at it, also watch Cannibal the Musical.

>> No.12562733

>>12562726
Blonde hair works better with brown skin, if said blonde is a lighter shade.

>> No.12562734

>>12562732
>Cannibal the Musical
You do not believe we are... Indians? But we have tepees!

>> No.12562735

>>12562724
>Dear Lord, if you don't want me o do this, give me a sign. *earthquake*
>Any signal at all.

>> No.12562737

>>12562735
>*earthquake

Please don't use "*action*" here.

>> No.12562740

>>12562735
>I don't want to sound like an Alp or nothing, but I'd kind of like to make love to you tonight
>>12562737
Why not? It's not up to /jp/ posting standards?

>> No.12562742

Teacher anon here, got one post coming up and then I am going to work on the Dragon Milfs.

It's going to be Jabberwocky and Regular.


Wish me luck anons

>> No.12562743

>>12562720
>Pretty Lamia
>Those adorable fangs on her
>Snake Cloaca between thighs
>but that lamiass
>and the severe lack of tail wrapping sex

There's clearly pros and cons to it, but I loved it all the same.

>> No.12562745

>>12562742
>Dragon MILFs
>Vanilla and Jabberwock
Bless you sir.

>> No.12562749

>>12562742
Yes!
>>12562745
^

>> No.12562750

>>12562742
Godspeed.

>> No.12562753

>>12562740
(different guy here) careful, I got banned for it once (though I had less of a post than yours)

>> No.12562755

>>12562753
I wasn't the guy who did it though, I just don't see why it's so horrible.

>> No.12562756

>>12562733
>blonde hair works better if the artist knows his shit, doesn't saturate and has good lines

FTFY

>> No.12562758

>>12562756
That could be said of anything though really.

>> No.12562759

>Someone told me on MGQG /a/ threads are now on /jp/

Nice

>It has almost 3000 posts

What?

>> No.12562760

>>12562755
Same. The other poster could have said
>cue earthquake
instead of
>*earthquake*
but that may as well be the same thing

>> No.12562761

>>12562759
Welcome to this crazy time. This is how things are in /jp/.

>> No.12562762

>>12562759
Yep. It's gonna...be like this, yes.

>> No.12562764

>>12562761
>crazy
More like slow as turtle girls fucking.

>> No.12562766

>>12562761
>>12562762
Are we SFW here or horse pussy all around?

>> No.12562768

>>12562766
>blue board
Gee, I wonder.

>> No.12562769

>>12562766
It's still a blue board, anon.

>> No.12562771

>Max limit of image replies has been reached.

Um. Guys?

>>12562768
>>12562769
Black theme?

>> No.12562772

>>12562771
>image limit reached
Yes, that tends to happen. What about it?

>> No.12562774

>>12562771
Oh, okay. That's understandable. I use the black theme too.

Also, we use imgur after we hit image limit.
It's a bit of a hassle, but it's better than not being able to do anything at all.

>> No.12562775

>>12562771
You're not going to complain about us posting images on an image board, are you?

>> No.12562776

>You are covered in coffee
>You are having a shitty day
>Kitsune Milf still has your pen but it has now dissapeared into her cleavege
>Fucking dammit
>You stand and take your dress shirt off
>You are now in your grey muscle shirt
>You are now getting eye fucked like there is no tomorrow
>God dammit
>You open your desk drawer
>You desperately want a cigarette
>Still school hours so a toothpick will have to do
>Stick toothpick end in your mouth and begin chewing it slightly
>That's better you guess
>Alright, you can survive this
>"Ok, next up is.."
>Two hands raise simultaneously
>Huh
>What ever
>"Will bo-"
>Scantily clad brown skinned woman stands up
>She has wings
>She has horns
>She also has-
>...what the fuck are those and why do they have teeth
>"C'mon honey, we'll go first."
>Another woman stands up
>She's the same just lighter skinned and with red hair and a Green dress
>And no..mouth things
>What the fuck are those
>"Excuse me, but my daughter raised her hand first, so we'll be going first."
>Oh please no

Such is the life of the Male teacher

>> No.12562777

>>12562764
Get used it. While you're here, no spamming reaction images, if you must post them delete them withi 15 minutes so we don't run out of posts before the thousand post mark.

>> No.12562779

>>12562771
Yeah, that's another prime feature of the /jp/ threads. We hit image limit very quickly. Which is why we're not shy about rationing image space here.

Fair bit of warning, there's a guy who comes to these threads sometimes and Snoopifies images posted in these threads and reposts them to waste image space.
Don't pay him any mind, just report him and ignore him.

>> No.12562780

>>12562776
YES
IT BEGINS

>> No.12562781

>>12562772
Do we get a new thread or just pretend to post images?

>>12562774
Slightly better than pretending then.

>>12562764
(http://i.imgur.com/e75WUWc.jpg))

>> No.12562782

>>12562776
>Dragon MILF Cat Fight over daughteru priority
This is EXACTLY what I was hoping for.

>> No.12562784

>>12562782
oh God that would be glorious

>> No.12562785

>>12562781

We just wait for the thread to die before moving to a new one.

>> No.12562786

>>12562781
>Do we get a new thread
No. That's not how things work. New thread gets made after the old one is deleted. The new thread is not made by retards who can't put Monster Girl Thread in the subject field or who don't know what NSFW means. And so on and so forth.

>> No.12562787

>>12562781
No new threads before the old one dies, period.

>> No.12562788

>>12562781
>Do we get a new thread
Naaaaaaw, son. Look.
Our threads go for days without images sometimes. And even after that, we have to be patient and wait for the current thread to die before we post the next one, and THAT sometimes takes literally days to happen. That's just how it is now.

It's a con, sure, but here's a pro to counteract it: No more /a/ posting standards.

>> No.12562789

>>12562781
see >>12562786 and >>12562787
do not get any ideas.

>> No.12562790

>>12562788
>days without images
When has that ever happened? No thread has lasted for DAYS, has it?

>> No.12562791

>>12562786
>The new thread is not made by retards who can't put Monster Girl Thread in the subject field or who don't know what NSFW means

You're a real optimist.

>>12562789
>do not get any ideas.
What like posting somewhere else?

>> No.12562792

>>12562790

Anon, look at the date on the OP. This is something you're going to have to get used to.

>> No.12562793

>>12562777
How about no?

>> No.12562794

>>12562790
>No thread has lasted for DAYS, has it?
Oh, dear, you really are new to this experience aren't you?

>> No.12562796

>>12562794
Huh. Well damn.
>>12562793
Why not?

>> No.12562797

>>12562790
>He doesn't know
http://i.imgur.com/6AHNlNm.jpg

>> No.12562798

>>12562793
Get with the program or fuck off to /vg/ this isn't /mgqg/, it's /mgg/.

>> No.12562799

*inhales lit cigarette*

It's gonna be a long thread.

*exhales*

>> No.12562801

>>12562798
I can't tell if you're serious because you didn't post an image.

You're joking right?

>> No.12562802

>>12562796
Why should I? It's not an official rule, therefor I have no real obligation to follow it. It's also not something everyone decided on.

>> No.12562803

>>12562798
Closer to the truth, /mgeg/.

>> No.12562804

>>12562802
>I'm going to be an asshole for no reason!
Okay...

>> No.12562805

>>12562793
You really should, though.
It saves image space for later posts, AND you can still see deleted images as long as you don't refresh the page. And even still, you can always go to the archive if something was deleted before you could see it.

Don't do selfish things, anon.

>>12562802
>It's also not something everyone decided on.
It...kinda is, though.

>> No.12562806

>>12562802
yet about everyone will despise you for it.
>>12562804
^

>> No.12562807

>>12562803
>/mgeg/
No.

>> No.12562808

>>12562801
>joking

No I am not.

>>12562802
But it is, new guy. We have been pretty cozy here, and we don't need any rebels coming here to fuck that up. Everyone cooperates, it's the only way we'll survive.

>> No.12562809

>>12562802
>I'm a little turd
Go back to /v/ already. Jesus.

>> No.12562810

>>12562807
Read the thread, and go to the /jo/ archive, yes.

>> No.12562813 [DELETED] 

>>12562807
What's /mgeg/?
Am I missing out on something?
I don't like to not be in on things.

>> No.12562814

>>12562810
But anon, we talk about things OTHER than MGE. Like High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger Girl.

>> No.12562815

>>12562805
As much as you hate it, it's not against the rules if I post on topic pictures without spamming them. Deal with it.

>> No.12562816

>^

It's one new guy and a troll, you know what to do.

>> No.12562817

>>12562813
Monster Girl Encyclopedia General.
>>12562815
>Deal with it
>being an internet badass
>pissing people off on purpose
I don't even know what to say to you.

>> No.12562818

>>12562815

Yeah, no one's saying you can't post pictures of things related to the thread. It's just reaction images that people people usually delete as a courtesy of not eating up the image limit due to how slow these threads are.

>> No.12562821

>>12562815
We're not saying you can't post pictures, period.
We're just saying that, if you DO post a picture, and if it's something like, say, a reaction image to something else, or another otherwise unnecessary image, you should delete it to make more room. It's that simple, really.

That way, everyone wins.

>> No.12562823

>>12562814
I didn't say we didn't, it's just that he thinks we're MGQ. That means vore, unbirth, setouchi and delphinus abominations and etc. Besides, will you really lie on the internet and say KC's girls aren't the most discussed here?

>> No.12562824

>>12562816
How'd you know there were two people?

>> No.12562825

>>12562817
I'm not acting like a badass, despite your accusations.

>>12562818
>>12562821
I don't even post reaction images.

>> No.12562827

>>12562825
>not acting like a badass
>Deal with it
Yes you are. Cut it out.
>I don't even post reaction images
Then why are you arguing for your right to do so and telling us we can't do anything about it, Mr. Rebel Without a Cause?

>> No.12562831

>>12562825
>I don't even post reaction images.
Okay, that's a start.
That aside, whenever you feel it necessary, though it usually might not be often, we do that as a courtesy.
Just fair advice.

>> No.12562833

>>12562776
>"Oh? Clearly my daughter was the faster, so we shall be going first."
>Please don't fight
>Read hair frowns
>"My daughter was clearly the fastest, perhaps those funbags of yours simply got in the way of your eyes?"
>Please no
>They begin arguing
>God dammit
>Daughters try to get them to stop
>Red head scowls
>"Hush dear, mommy is trying to tell this dried up old whore how wrong she is."
>Oh shit
>"Dried up old whore?! Maybe if you weren't such a cunt you could keep a husband around!"
>ouch
>They're still arguing
>You're pissed now
>Your toothpick end snaps off from biting too hard
>That's it
>You slam your fist down on your desk
>"Both of you shut the fuck up!"
>They look at you in shock
>"W-ha-
>You point at them
>"Shut yor mouth, and both of you go stand in front of the chalk board! Jesus christ!"
>They're too stunned to do anything other than listen
>They both move to the chalk board
>"Now, one at a time, left first."
>Brown Lady explains she is a fashion designer and goes on to talk about the various ins and outs of certain types of products
>Red hair is the owner of a security service that provides both physical and cyber protection to big name corporations
>They both wait silently looking at you
>"Now go sit down."
>They both sit down quietly
>Look around the class
>Dark Elf Policewoman is gripping her thighs and rubbing them together slowly
>Kitsune milf is grinning at you and licking her lips sensuouly
>God dammit

Such is the life of the Male teacher

>> No.12562834

>>12562824
I counted.

>> No.12562836

>>12562833
They love assertive men?

>> No.12562838

>>12562833
Glorious.

>> No.12562842

>>12562833
>Coffee-stained muscle shirt
>Knows how to keep [women] in line
>Good professional priorities

This man is like candy to the school MILFs.

>> No.12562843

>>12562836
It seems they certainly love a man with a big...ego.

>> No.12562844

>>12562833
Dominance, it's all about dominance, yes. As a teacher, I can attest to this

>> No.12562845

>>12562842
Then what are the bishounen classmates?

>> No.12562846

>>12562842
H-hard candy?

>> No.12562847

>>12562845
Main dishes. Shota are the main ingredient in a Monster Girl's jizz diet.

>> No.12562848

>>12562831
At least you're trying to be fair about this, and not flinging mud.
However, you still shouldn't enforce something like that on everyone.

>> No.12562849

>>12562846
Hard candy with something sour and fizzy on the inside.

>> No.12562850

>>12562833
>GuyWipingBrow.Tiff

>> No.12562851

>>12562845
For the daughterus obviously.

>>12562846
Indeed.

>> No.12562852

>>12562842
>>12562838
Glad you guys like it, I wasn't sure how to go about it at first.

>> No.12562853

>>12562848
>don't force rules on everyone
Newsflash: the people who don't follow these rules have a negative effect on everyone.

>> No.12562854

Question.
Is anybody bothering to put this MGT greentext into a pastebin or something?

>> No.12562857

>>12562853
>everyone
I only see three people who actually have a problem with it.

>> No.12562858

>>12562854
Teacher anon here, I have it all saved in a folder just in case.

>> No.12562860

>>12562847
>Bishounen's Guidebook
>Rule #1
>Don't. Sparkle.

>Rule #2
>If you do sparkle, remember the evacuation procedures listed in page 13

>Rule #3
>If the evacuation procedures fail, reflect on Rule #1 for future encounters

>> No.12562861

>>12562848
Everyone follows these rules because it helps the threads not be shit.

>> No.12562862

>>12562857
>images limit being reached a day or two before the thread dies only affects three people
Wow, I never thought of it that way.

>> No.12562863

>>12562848
>"Don't force your opinion on others"
>Telling me, the guy who usually tells other people to not force their opinion on others, to not force his opinion on others
That's my schtick! I'LL KILL YOU!

>> No.12562864

>>12562803
>>12562803
>>12562807
>>12562814
I don't know, this could be a fair complaint. Ever since we left /a/ it seems people just assume anything you talk about is MGE, as if that invented hot monsters.

>> No.12562865

>>12562860
You forgot the rule about not holding a piece of bread in your mouth, especially while moving

>> No.12562866

>>12562865
Isn't that a girl thing though?

>> No.12562867

>>12562862
Image limits being reached doesn't really affect discussion, only the capability to post fox tits and dragon butts.

>> No.12562869

And the thread had been so chill too, fucking newfags.

>> No.12562870

>>12562860
>Rule #3

That's sounds like a fancy way of saying, "You didn't follow Rule #1, so you're getting raped."

>> No.12562871

>>12562857

Not any of those more than three people but that's because the rest of us already know the score. If a bunch of people telling you what is common courtesy in these threads isn't getting through then yeah, you're pretty much just being deliberately dense and/or an asshole.

I swear it's the same argument every day in here for different subjects.

>I want to do X
>Nobody else wants you to do X
>That's only everyone who bothered to respond to me!

>> No.12562873

>>12562867
>Implying fox tits and dragon butts don't influence discussion

Nice post mate.

>> No.12562874

>>12562858
Wonderful.

>> No.12562875

>>12562869
It's not the newfags' fault.
This is the future we all chose...

>> No.12562876

>>12562867
Yes, the things we're here for.

>> No.12562877

>>12562866
It functions for both genders.
Though 3/5 times, it only attracts males, which is why it's generally a girl thing, cause otherwise, yaoi.

>> No.12562878

>>12562875
We all chose to get an entitled newbie here who doesn't know how his behavior affects others and gets buttpained when it's pointed out to him? How could we have stopped this?

>> No.12562879

>>12562877
We must conduct the following experiment: send a bishie running late to school with a piece of toast in his mouth, and make sure he runs into another bishie at the intersection. Which one of them will become the Alp?

>> No.12562880

>>12562875
I agree we're no completely blameless, but no one here chose this. Still, let's not drag up bad memories.

>> No.12562881

>>12562857
>>12562871
This.

I'm sure there are more than ten or so people on this thread who want to say something about it, but
>a.) there's already people telling you what's what
>and b.) if everybody tried to persuade you at once, we'd be in for a thread that's not about monster girls, but about a bunch of anons telling one anon that it is in fact not cool to waste image space on a thread that already has a 1:10 image-post ratio.

>> No.12562882

>>12562871
If more than a small handful of people told me it was common courtesy, then I would reconsider my actions.
But I'll shut up about the subject for now.

>> No.12562883

When the next thread comes around I'm going to spam reaction images.

>> No.12562885

>>12562860
Guys. I'm a bishounen and I can't turn my roses off!

What do I do?

>> No.12562886

>>12562885
You just stick with Uncle Alp, I'll tell everyone you're my sister!

>> No.12562888

>>12562885
I heard there is a cure in that bar where all the delinquent monstergirls hang out. You know the rough one that everyone is warned not to go to.

They are hiding the cure in there.

>> No.12562889

>>12562886
But I'm a man, dammit. I have to hold on to my pride.

>>12562888
That sounds like a good idea. If I could--wait a minute. I see what you're doing, you're trying to cheat me again.

>> No.12562890

>>12562883
Yep. Asshole. Knew it. I hope you get nut cancer.

>> No.12562892

>>12562889
>I'm a man, dammit
We can still do manly things, Rosa-imouto! Now put on a dress if you don't want to get raped by the delinquents! Don't you know that "tunnel snake" is a euphemism for fisting?

>> No.12562893

>>12562885
Easy - get deflowered,

>> No.12562895

>>12562893
Well, I...guess there's that Medusa that I've had my eyes on for a while.
Maybe if I get to her first, then maybe I can avoid getting the attention of the other girls.

God, it's the perfect plan!

>> No.12562896

>>12562895
I'm afraid I can't let my cute little sister go hang out with a bi-polar stoner. Put on the dress, Rosa.

>> No.12562897

>>12562895
>Medusa
Good choice.

>> No.12562899

>>12562896
Nuh-uh.

>> No.12562902

>>12562899
Don't make me ask again Rosa, or I'll use my spadetail for a "tunnel snake".

>> No.12562903

So how come there isn't a Hydra MG?

>> No.12562904

>>12562409
JIBUN WOOOO/10

>> No.12562906

>>12562903
Because KC thinks shit-eater and hairlot are more compelling.

>> No.12562907

>>12562902
Uncle Alp, you're scaring me.
I'm going to call that Kunoichi down the street if you keep this up.

>> No.12562908

>>12562907
Good luck with that, I know karate. I learned it to protect your from bitches and whores, Rosa.

>> No.12562909

>>12562906
Then why not make one ourselves? We made Charon and Hathor, after all.

>> No.12562910

>>12562902
Don't do it, bishie-kun! Uncle Alp just wishes it was still a man!

>> No.12562911

>>12562908
But, ninja stronk.
Nippon stronk.

>> No.12562912

>>12562909
Okay, what quirky personality traits does Hydra-chan have?
>>12562911
Karate also Nippon stronk, plus Alps can fly without using ki, and have a thick, long and hard spadetail.

>> No.12562913

>>12562909
ELH really ought to make another entry for Hathor, like he did with Tarrasque and Quetzalcoatl.

He could use that bit that the one anon wrote down as a base for it.

>> No.12562914

>>12562912
Multiple-Personality Disorder?

>> No.12562915

>>12562914
Each head could be an individual, but it wouldn't be a disorder since they all have their own brains.

>> No.12562916

>>12562912
Maybe each head on her has its own personality?

>>12562913
Eh, I found the entries hard to stomach for some reason.

>> No.12562917

>>12562912
But that ninjutsu game though.
You don't really think an Alp would stand a chance against a Kunoichi who could say
>Jokes on you, I was only pretending
to every strike you make on her, do you?

>> No.12562918

Teacher anon here, I may or may not continue writing this right now and pick it up later today.

I still have to do witch mom and a few others.

I'm going to enjoy writing about Fluffy Tail Milf though.

I won't lie, I love fluffy tails.

>> No.12562919

>>12562915
>I'm going to enjoy raping you~
>No fair! I want to go first!
>No I'm going first!
>You went first last time!
>...
>Ara ara, don't fight now

>> No.12562920

>>12562915
>>12562916
>Each head
You guys don't actually mean, she's one body with several heads from the neck, right? I don't know how I feel about that.

Why not several lamia girls connected at the waist where the tail is?

>> No.12562921

>>12562918
>I love fluffy tails
You and me both. Lookin' forward to it.

>> No.12562923

>>12562920
The latter sounds more appealing.

>> No.12562924

>>12562923
Exactly.

>> No.12562925

>>12562917
Alp: looks like I'm going to have to use... THAT
Kunoichi: Ooh? A secret technique?
>Alp puts tail between legs and retracts horns and wings, looking like a big dicked shota
Alp: P-please don't hurt me miss, I'm lost and want my mommy!
Kunoichi: I AM YOUR MOTHER NOW!
>Kunoichi takes spadetail in pussy
>Ahegao
>>12562920
Don't you know what a Hydra is?

>> No.12562926

>>12562925
That was oddly arousing.

>> No.12562927

>>12562924
Would she be a snake or a dragon though?

>> No.12562928

>>12562926
Of course it was. Why don't we go get ice cream and talk about it?
>>12562927
I recall the Hydra had a dragon-like body in Disney's Hercules... so a dragon?

>> No.12562929

>>12562925
now's your chance, bishie-kun! RUN FOR IT!

>> No.12562932

>>12562925
I do. But different artists have depicted several hydra heads being connected at different points of the tail.

I think it'd be better if they were separate torsos and heads all connected at the waist.

Or we could just call her Yamata-no-Orochi.

>> No.12562933

>>12562932
Yamata-no-Orochi had eight heads, Hydra spawns multiple heads for every one that's cut. Very different.
...are they?

>> No.12562934

>>12562929
Camping out at Medusa's place for a few days?
Sounds like a grand idea at this point.

>> No.12562935

>>12562928
I guess it would depend on how the artist depicts them, I guess.

>>12562932
Didn't YNO have multiple tails and feet?

>> No.12562936

>>12562929
You think he can outrun a scorned yandere Alp and a mindbroken Kunoichi?
>>12562934
And now we know where you are.

>> No.12562937

>>12562933
>Three more girls come out of the flesh wound of the one
But that'd be guro. That'd be weird.
Still, the idea's the same, several snake heads, one body, so I'm going to say not really.

>>12562935
See, the thing is, I'm going off of Purseowner's look for YNO.

>> No.12562940

>>12562936
>And now we know where you are.
Jokes on you, that was affirmative misdirection.
I'm hiding somewhere else.

>> No.12562941

>>12562937
In Japanese legends, some dude with a beard cut through YNO tails, and within one of them was a sword. In Greek, the Hydra was a creature that would grow two head if you cut off one of them. It also was best friends with a crab, for some reason.

>> No.12562943

>>12562940
Kunoichi, now addicted to spadetailings, will track you with her ninja skills. Don't worry Rosa, hide and seek is fun and you won't be punished.
>>12562941
>sword in tail
We Dark Souls now.

>> No.12562945

>>12562941
So it is kind of different, yea.
The question then becomes, which sounds more attractive?
Zipangu harem, or Greek harem?

>> No.12562946

>>12562945
Hmm. Zipangu has Ushi-Onis and Kitsunes, Greek has Horse Pussy. I pick Zipangu.

>> No.12562947

>>12562945
I'd prefer the Hydra, through I would need to deal with the fact that her blood is toxic while breaking her hymens.

>> No.12562949

>>12562946
No, see, the thing is, would you rather a Zipanguese YNO, which is a harem of lamias connected at the waist, or a Greek Hydra, which is a harem of lamias connected at the waist?

>> No.12562950

>>12562947
Her blood is venom that gives guys and monsters alike super awesome pleasure because MAMONO MANA.
Easy.

>> No.12562951

>>12562949
Oh, that was a shamfur dispray, I have no choice but to volunteer myself to be sacrificed to Yamata-no-Orochi.

>> No.12562952

>>12562949
One has toxic blood, and the other is a severe shotacon.

>>12562950
No, we're not using that excuse. We're better than that.

>> No.12562953

>>12562941
>some dude

Susanoo, Amaterasu's brother, offered to slay YNO in exchange for the hand of a maiden that was to be sacrificed to it. He got it drunk and cut off its heads with a blade he found on the beast's tail, the Kusanagi, which would later become one of the three regalia of the royal family, the others being the jewel and the mirror. By Tenno, do you even weeb?

>> No.12562954

>>12562952
>No, we're not using that excuse. We're better than that.

My apologies.

>> No.12562956

>>12562953
I do weeb, I just couldn't remember all of it off the top of my head.

>> No.12562962

>>12562943
Maybe I should call Meddy-chan to come tomy hiding place to petrify me until I can be safe from this shit.

Can't make me eat the eggs when I'm as grand as the Statue of David

>> No.12562963

>>12562956
Shamefur Dispray. You know what you must do, I shall be your second.

>> No.12562965

>>12562953
So YNO is a Zipanguese harem of lamias that has a snake tail that can become hard as a sword or as soft as a pillow at their own will?

I like it. Do you?

>> No.12562966

>>12562953
Wasn't that sword the Ame-no-Murakumo?

>> No.12562969

>>12562965
No, it would have multiple tails. Chances are there's a powerful sword in one of them. Your best bet to win her over would be to collect eight large vats of alcohol, and then use your "Totsuka-no-Tsurugi" on her.

>> No.12562970

>>12562969
Okay, eight tails, sure. I'm not sure if that means more, or less tail hugging, since the other tails might get in the way or not.

But is there also eight girls?
And eight vaganias?

>> No.12562973

>>12562966
Just as there are numerous names for idiots, there are numerous names for that sword.

>>12562970
It'd basically be eight lamias. Though, I doubt they'd be interested in you in you're not a virgin.

>> No.12562974

>>12562970
You seemed to have misspelled that, my good sir.
It's eight virginias.

>> No.12562975

>>12562973
Good, because I am.
And did you mention severe shotacon?
Because guess what!

>> No.12562977

>>12562966
Different legend.

>> No.12562979

>>12562975
>guess what
You're underage?

>> No.12562980

>>12562975
>Because guess what!
That you're underage and you shouldn't be here?

>> No.12562981

>>12562979
>>12562980
No, but I am small and I have a babyface.
Does that count?

>> No.12562984

>>12562981
No. Imagine how her eight heads would react.

>Hmph, another person pretending to be a shota
>How pathetic
>What will we do with him?
>Let's throw him to the Kimihos
>That sounds most pleasant
>Yes, Yes!
>I don't really care
>C is for cookie!

>> No.12562985

>>12562984
You mean to tell me they wouldn't eat me up, and not take me exactly because I *look* like a shota?

>> No.12562986

>>12562984
>C is for cookie
That head is my favorite now.

>> No.12562988

>>12562985
They want the real deal, not some faker. Might as well cut your losses and marry a CC Ushi Oni.

>>12562986
>it's actually a Wurm pretending to be one of the heads

>> No.12562991

>>12562988
Fine. Whatever. YNO a pedophile, I'll go with Medusa's Hydra onee-san then, thank you.

>> No.12562993

>>12562988
>has anyone noticed that the scales on her are harder?
>No, not really
>your scales are too soft, dummy!
It could work.

>> No.12562998

>>12562991
>Medusa's oneesan
No, she's Typhon and Echidna's little girl.

>> No.12562999

>>12562993
>none of them notice that her scales are a different color
>or the fact that she's smaller than the others

>> No.12563005

>>12562999
>smaller
Wurms are big, aren't they?

>> No.12563007

>>12563005
Imagine the difference between them is the difference between a girl that's 5 feet tall, and a girl that's 6 foot 8.

>> No.12563008

>>12562991
Hydra has one tail, anyway. That makes her a lot better than YNO anyway. No extra tails to get in the way of an intimate hug.

>> No.12563011

>>12563008
Not to mention she'd appreciate you more than YNO would.

>> No.12563012

>>12563007
Well that's passable. Since childhood, Wurm has tried to fit in, and nobody questions her presence or the fact that her body is not actually attached to theirs; she's just sticking to it.
...so where all the drawfags at?

>> No.12563018

>>12563012
They're doing drawing unrelated things, and spiting us.

Is YNO wearing helmets, like the one in Okami did? Imagine a Wurm wearing an oversized helmet with an elemental symbol on it.

>> No.12563020

>>12563018
>The Wurm's head is harder than the helmet
>she wears it anyway to fit in
Neat.

>> No.12563024

>>12563011
Indeed.
Also,
>She was originally thought to have nine heads,
>Her ninth head was immortal
Does this mean that the ninth one is the leader of sorts?

>> No.12563026

>>12563020
>a shota hero rises up to challenge YNO
>he stops in his tracks when he notices a Wurm among the heads, wearing an over sized helmet with an earth symbol on it
>YNO uses this window to overpower him, and rape him

>>12563024
Are you talking about Hydra or YNO having nine heads?

>> No.12563027

>>12563026
Oh, Hydra would have nine heads.
It says her ninth was immortal.
What would that translate to in MG terms?

>> No.12563030

>>12563027
Unless you plan on killing it, I don't think it would really mean anything.

>> No.12563033

>>12563030
Oh. I took it to mean something along the lines of, "This head is special from the other ones in some way."

That "some way" is the part I'm not sure of, though.

>> No.12563035

>>12563033
Maybe that head will always have the same memory and personality?

>Abusive boyfriend cuts off Hydra heads until he gets his preferred personality

>> No.12563036

Gonna need a new thread in a little while. Reminder to not fuck it up and that there is an example on how to bypass the filter in the beginning of the thread

>> No.12563037

>>12563036
We should include a basic summary of the thread, and put up a one liner.

>> No.12563038

>>12563036
Post it in pastebin exactly how it should be typed, so that we can simply copy/paste it.
100% retard free.

>> No.12563041

>>12563035
>>Abusive boyfriend cuts off Hydra heads to tracheafuck them
Fixed.

>> No.12563043

>>12563038
No, there's still a chance that someone will fuck it up. we just have to have hope that they won't fuck up that badly, and that a drawfag will draw us a Hydra girl.

>> No.12563044

>>12562026
Lich.

>> No.12563045

>>12563035
>>12563033
Well, each of the nine heads would have their own personality and maybe even physique, though.

Maybe the center ninth head is the main girl who has main control of the tail.
Or something that makes her special from the others without making it seem like she's the only one who has a separate brain or unique personality.

>> No.12563046

>>12563041
With their hyper regenitive capabilities, they'd be popular targets for sick fucks.

>>12563045
Maybe the main head has the childhood friend personality?

>> No.12563048

>>12563043
How would there be a chance of someone fucking up if you post the links in pastebin, exactly how they should look in the post window, [ spoiler ] brackets and all?

It'd be that much easier to avoid any problems later. In fact, we could put it up on the Monster girl collection pastebin too, if it works.
Like I said, 100% retard free.

>> No.12563049

>>12563048
>How
Retards would ignore it, duh.

>> No.12563052

>>12563049
But retards who plan to get retard free wouldn't.
It'd help a bunch.

Can somebody please do this in pastebin?

>> No.12563054

>>12563049
As opposed to nobody having any idea how to do it?

>> No.12563055

>>12563052
We're basically saying:
>It'd help, but it's not a guarantee that it will work

>> No.12563056

>>12563055
60% guarantee is still better than 30%.
Just saying.
Can you do it?

>> No.12563058

>>12563056
Can "I" do it? No. Can another, more helpful, anon do it? I'd say yes.

>> No.12563060

>>12563058
Okay. Let's ask.

I really think an anon should type out the links on pastebin exactly how it would look in the post box before getting posted.

Can someone do this and post the pastebin link to it here?

>> No.12563066

We'll pick up on our Hydra discussion in the next thread, and not forget about it entirely like everything else, right?

>> No.12563069

>>12563066
Certainly.
We can have .less, or Loen, or Hathor!Drawfag draw her too.
Or maybe even all three can collab it.

>> No.12563072

>>12563069
That would be nice. What color would her scales be?

>> No.12563076

>>12563066
>forget about it entirely
When have ever forgotten something entirely? I can't remember anything like that!

>> No.12563079

Anons, when I come back who would you like to go next for MGT?

>Milfy Kitsune
>Witch Mom
>Holstaurus

>> No.12563081

>>12563076
We'll probably forget the milf Anubis playing with legos too.

>>12563079
Holst.

>> No.12563082

>>12563079
HOLST.

>> No.12563083

>>12563079

>Milfy Kitsune

Yes please.

>> No.12563086

>>12563081
>forgetting Anumom and legos
No, we will demand that, we will stare at Less for that.

>> No.12563087

>>12563079
Holstaurus or Milf if you feel like doing her already.

>>12563081
That Anon already finished the Lego Anubis. For now it's just a short but we wanted to continue it later.
It's on his pastebin.

>> No.12563088

>>12563079
Holst.

>> No.12563089

>>12563079
You should save kitsune for last.

>> No.12563090

>>12563087
he* wanted to continue.

Can't say about the drawing, though

>> No.12563091

>>12563087
No, you're mistaken, we're talking about the MOTHER of that Anubis.
>>12563089
Yeah, what this guy said. We need to build up to the reunion of Anon-sensei and pencil-kun.

>> No.12563092

>>12563087
I meant somebody drawing it.

>> No.12563095

So /mgg/, why do you like that special type of MG again?
What's the reason for you affection to Spider Girls?
Why do you like Holstauruses?
Why are Oni's loved by you?

http://greatmindsoftheworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Sigmund-Freud-9.jpg

>> No.12563097

>>12563095
I like Dragons because I'm insecure and scared of being abandoned, I guess? Something-something Oedipus complex, fuck you Freud.

>> No.12563101

>>12563095
I love Dragons because they're strong and prideful.

>> No.12563103

>>12563095
I like fox girls because fluffy tails feel warm and safe. It's just something about imagining that cocoon of tails wrapping around you and holding you, it give you a certain peace of mind I s'pose.

For me at least.

>>12563089
Will do then

>>12563087
>>12563082
>>12563081
Holst it is, the most normal of them all.

>> No.12563107

>>12563103
>saving best for last
You are the hero we need.

>> No.12563109

>>12562015
Certain elements are the same, but as a whole it's much different.

>> No.12563111

>>12563109
Laska now has a dick? And is fucking the anubis in the ass?

>> No.12563113

>>12563095
I like Lamias, Onis, Amazons and Multi Limbed girls (do they count), probably because of utter loneliness and because I need a hug.

>> No.12563114

>>12563103
Great!

>Fluffy tails
That and cuddly jinkos
and a motherly loving ryu

>> No.12563119

>>12563111
I don't think that's happened yet. For now you'll have to settle with different characterization and plots elements.

>> No.12563120

>>12563107
Thanks buddy

Alright anons, I'm off to lay down it's 8:44 am and I got shit to do soon. Thanks for reading the stories and not saying they're shit, means alot.

When I come back Holst mom and daughter and father talk about owning a family diner

>> No.12563121

>>12563119
So it's basically an AU setting?

>> No.12563131

>>12563121
I guess?
Pacing issues aren't nearly as severe as in the original, either.

Who knows, maybe this image will become reality.

http://i.imgur.com/MsCzUi3.jpg

>> No.12563132

>>12563120
>means alot
I wish I knew how that felt...

>> No.12563134

>>12563131
Hopefully it won't have the terrible ending it originally had.

>> No.12563135

Quick, you're allowed to choose two mgs but they must have opposite personalities! (Docile and aggressive, Energetic and lazy, ect ect)

>> No.12563137

>>12563135
Dragon and Alp!

>> No.12563139

>>12563135
Wolf girl and Cat girl.

>> No.12563146

How much longer till we fully sink?

>> No.12563147

>>12563146
There's still one thread before ours.

>> No.12563148

>>12563146
Oh shit nigga, we're finally in the last spot!? Thank god.

>> No.12563151

>>12563148
But we're not!>>12563147

>> No.12563166

>>12554512
^
How to get passed the filter, if your not sure you can test it out here

>> No.12563167

We're now last in line. Commence thread making, people.

>> No.12563171

>>12563167
Not until we're deleted anon, be cool.

>> No.12563172

>>12563171
But this thread will be deleted if we make a new one.

>> No.12563175

>>12563172
The arrogance of /mgg/ is in thinking /jp/ is in our control, and now the other way around.

>> No.12563176

Don't fuck up
Don't fuck up
Don't fuck up

>> No.12563177

>>12563175
>now
not*
>>12563176
Jinx, psyche, jinx, psyche.

>> No.12563179

>>12563176
They'll fuck up.

>> No.12563189

>>12563179
>they

3 threads incoming

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