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Where's the new Monster Girl thread? Did they get kicked from /jp/?
Im just as confused as you are.
Presumably you made it just now.
There is no new one. It's the one from the other day still but the image got deleted. It's at the bottom of the catalog.
>>12540298The OP was an idiot and fucked up
>>12547698>The thread no longer has the words "Monster girl" at all in it.I was searching the catalog for "Monster" and getting nothing. This thread might become the next Monstergirl thread and I didn't put any of the important stuff in the OP. Shit.
>>12547657It was nearly time for a new thread anyway.
>>12547722Does everyone that participate in generals immediately press "End" on their keyboard whenever they load the thread?I'm pretty sure most people would see a huge block of text with links near the top of the thread.You also have like, an hour to delete the thread upon creating it.
>>12547728The block of links and stuff aren't in the last thread either, though.
Could somebody explain why slime mgs are so frequently op? When people write lowly blue slimes doing things reminiscent of a horny shoggoth in terms of power level I just want to give up on the story. If you want a formidable slime at least have it be a red slime. Really hairy situations call for dark or queen slimes.
>>12547722People can just turn OP comment on and that'll be the end of that.
>>12547777Do you think there was anything in the OP comment in >>12540298?
>>12547779People will be able to find it as long as either "Monster" or "MGG" shows up somewhere in the OP.It would be better if they were both in the subject line but whatever.
>>12547657Considering that the vast majority of users here are /a/ users, they shouldn't be here in the first place.I wonder if I'll be banned again for posting this.
>>12547657>>12547801I love monster girls but I stay clear from that thread. It moves like something from /vg/ up to 1k posts and I can't take it easy with the quality of the posts and all of the greentext and fanfiction and roleplaying and translation-wondering. Then later I realized that the thread was basically moved from /a/ and I decided there was nothing wrong with enjoying monster girls mainly from the VNs I play. They don't seem to talk much about those either too unless its translated.
Have you praised your deities today anon?
>>12547825That's because most of us don't know Moon. Here's and adorable Dragon though.>>12547865Milky skin on Hathor.
>>12547865>White Hathor.Less be fucking up. It was only said like four times last thread. And that's not enough.
>>12547867B-but MILKY.
>>12547865The only God I pay obeisance to is Anon, the Faceless Lord of Spaghetti.
So we're moved here now.Fucking great.>>12547657OP, you're a moron.
>>12547865Don't dick the Goderu
>>12547869>Egyptian goddess>Not delicious brownA shitty pun doesn't even begin to make up for that.
>>12547869Chocolate milky please.
>>12547873>Fucking greatWhat's the problem again?>>12547874Not even the goddess of fertility?>>12547877Okay, this. Less get back to work.
>>12547873>you will never have an non retarded OPMGT is suffering
>>12547866A shame. Enjoy your new thread, I guess, seems the activity is spiking up to worrying levels.
>>12547872Keep praying lizardgirl, and maybe fate will shine upon you at the next festival.
So we'll be camping here? There won't be excessive drama involving making a second thread, right?
>>12547867All of them should be brown, really. We've got two desert girls and a goddess of the sun here. Well, two goddesses of the sun. Ra should be black.
>>12547878For the past two threads, we have been missing the Subject line. It makes it that much harder for people to find a thread in the archives and the board if it's missing.And some anon keeps insisting on making a thread even though he can never do it right. It's insufferable.
>>12547881Thanks for the well-wishes. Soon I'll go to His shrine and make an offering of olive oil. Extra virgin.
>>12547867Take a look at some hieroglyphics. Hathor is light tan at most.
>>12547886Right. All is well now.>>12547887Ammy should be white though.>>12547889>olive oilAnd what does Anon need that for?
>>12547886I would LIKE for a proper thread to be made, but will the janitors allow it?
>>12547892>Ammy should be white though.I know why you say that, but it still feels weird for a sun goddess to be pale.
Can some one just make a legit OP for once? What the fuck.
>>12547895There's more than one sun. Don't think Sol, think a White Giant.
>>12547893I wouldn't count on it. Let's just deal with it for now. >>12547892It's common for gay men to use it as a anal lubricant.
>>12547898>anal lubricantLemon flavored.
>>12547892> olive oil. Extra virgin.I have not a clue; the acolytes just told me to do so. Symbolism, maybe?
>>12546676 It's literally the easiest thing to do, but monster girl in subject is too difficult
>>12547892>And what does Anon need that for?>Implying it isn't to anoint his harem legion.His followers are the single and the stag. He is the great faceless lord of all male things that please the monsters. Those faceless middle-aged business men have but the slightest fraction of his power bestowed upon them.
>>12547897But giant suns are Blue, not white. It's also noted that the bigger a star gets, the cooler it gets. So giant, milfy suns are the coolest, while small suns are too got headed.
>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurs
>>12547904Ammy has snow white fur in the game, thus we portray her as being white. Simple.
>>12547899Why flavor an anal lubricant? Do they plan on going ass to mouth?
>>12547904>White Giants are blueDon't anon. Ammy is white, and you will not turn her skin dark.
>>12547904>So giant, milfy suns are the coolest, while small suns are too got headed.Just like my Japanese animes. I'll bet the small suns have a complex about being flat, too.
threadly reminder that milfs > lolishit
>>12547904>Sexualizing a thermonuclear reactionSome days, you just have to step back and see how far things have gone off the rails.
>>12547910But she's god of a body that emits UV rays! her body should reflect that! At least give me some tanlines here.
>>12547908Ask the guys who make Katawa Shoujo.>>12547911>D-dammit! Why does Mu Cephei have such a huge orbit?>>12547913>anthropomorphising thermonuclear reactionsThis shit's been going on for millenia anon.
>>12547912You wish.
>>12547913>NOT sexualizing a thermonuclear reaction
>>12547912That's just fat. That's like an hourglass figure if you thinned out the bottom half. Giant tits don't work if you don't have delicious giant thighs and delicious giant ass, and delicious thin waist.
but why milk?
>>12547920Because that's what boobs are for.
>>12547915>This shit's been going on for millennia anon.Yeah, but not after people actually knew what they were.
>>12547919SHE'S NUCLEEEEAR
>>12547913Sometimes.>>12547915>I wish I had the figure of UY Scuti...
>>12547918But she does have thighs and presumably ass. Her waist just isn't rail thin. There's still even a inward curve to it.
but why Brown genki tomboy christmas cake elves?
>>12547922These threads beg to differ. There's a 2hu too, right?
>>12547921but why milk?
>>12547925she doesn't really have hips though. And that's what throws it out of whack.
>>12547918>That's just fat.Hardly, she's definitely on the chubby side, though. Which is fine with me because that's how I like my milfs.
choose your Kaiju
>>12547865well done less, i love the colors
so...uhm... Anya? is there some content out there? ever since she was created i havent seen anything about her
>>12547935She's got great hips, what she's lacking is a narrow waist to accentuate them. Look again.
>>12547922People ALWAYS knew the Sun wasn't a living thing, fucking look at it, it's a ball of fire. Didn't stop them. Doesn't stop me.>>12547937I pick DESTROYAH!
>>12547936fat =/= obese. Atleast, not in the way I use it, it's more a broad term. Chubby is only good if the proportions are perfect.
>>12547865Please don't post rule breaking content like fully topless, nipple showing images such as that. The /a/ mod might protect you but that doesn't mean you're free to ignore the rules.
>>12547941Anya gets no love because nobody has the balls to write about her.
>>12547937King Ghidorah, followed by Godzilla and Destroyah.
>>12547937Mothra.
>>12547937King Ghidorah nigga
If there's any drawfags on the thread right now. I'd like to request this picture to be re-done, with a Cat Girl staring blankly at the pile of hotdogs.Although drawing all of the hotdogs might be tedious.
>>12547945>/a/ mod>protectYou're not wrong about the rule-breaking, but...
>>12547919>Your Godzilla waifu has gotten so angry about something that she has begun to melt downHow do you calm her rage?
>>12547948>MothraTZICH>>12547953With a lot of fish.
>>12547942Hmm, maybe. Her tits cover like 50% of her torso so its hard for me to imagine the line of her waist, it might continue to gradually thin out before broadening again around the upper-torso.
Could we turn various stars, planets, and other galactic phenomena into monster girls?
>>12547953I can't do anything. Try to lure her to another kaiju girl.Let them fight.
>>12547956Some planets already are, like Venus.
>>12547956> Inb4 milkyway puns
>>12547959But Anon, Venus was named after the Roman god. Not the other way around.
>>12547960Now now, Andromeda nee-san just wants a hug.
>>12547937Godzilla, Ghidorah, Mothra, or Biollante. Also>Gigan>Handholding>Gamera>/ss/I shouldn't be laughing this hard.
>>12547960you just wanted to shine on that didn't you
>>12547959But what about Pluto, or something like a Yandere Quasar girl?
>>12547953Dick.
>>12547966Pluto is not a planet, anon. Let's bully her and her stupid sister Charon!
>>12547966emo goth"Leave me alone, I am not a real planet any more"
>>12547965The thought of it put a twinkle in my eye, yes.
>>12547955>its hard for me to imagine the line of her waistNo, it's visible. Looking at her thighs and those massive mammaries she really shouldn't have a waist line that's not completely straight, but because of the way she's turned you can see that inward pinch, though you're right that you couldn't from straight on. Maybe it's the sweater and loose clothing throwing you off.
>>12547937Mothra is objectively the best waifu, even if it's boring vanilla.
>>12547972Don't bully Charon, I don't care for Pluto.>>12547973And what about the others?
>>12547975I mean as it continues up to form the shape of her torso in general. But I agree that he angle and clothing are probably throwing me off.
>>12547979>what about the othersSaturn is an ojousama.
>>12547973Or a hipster."I used to be a planet... before it was mainstream." Something something free range exoplanets.
>>12547976This reminds me, was this picture ever updated to have wings?
>>12547979Saturn is into bondage.Uranus is an Ara Ara Holstaurus-type.
>>12547867>>12547869>>12547875gentlemencan we not mix the two together for delicious chocolate milk?
>>12547982Mars is a tomboy in spats.
>>12547865Hathor : Aw Come on! You always get the guys,, let me have him this time!
>>12547986>Saturn is into bondage.But why would- oh. Ohhhhhh! So Saturn is a... lamia? Succubus?
>>12547987YES WE CAN!>>12547991I think Saturn should be an ojousama because rings=drills
>>12547988So an Oni?>>12547991I'd go with lamia.
>>12547991>LamiaYes.Very much.
>We're sexualizing planets nowOkay?
>>12547993What about that giant geometrically shaped hurricane?
>>12547997You're as confused as I am, but roll with it, I suppose.
lets see,Mercury, hyper fast loli typeVenus, Hot mild woman earth, mehMars, red barren older milf past her prime?jupiter : tubby as all get out?Saturnalia the serpant?Uranus the silent onepluto see above
>>12547956Jupiter an imperious/royal mg - pharaoh, ryu, dragon. suggestions?
>>12547997It was only a matter of time now. It won't be long now until someone draws a white dwarf girl, or a red giant milf.
>>12547998>Jupiter's Earth-sized hurricane>D-don't stare!>>12547997Sailor Moon did it first. And the ancient people's did it even earlier. It's what being a human is all about!
>>12547996>>12547994>giant busty bondage lamiaHm...>>12547993>rings=drillsCan we throw this in? A gentle femdom bondage ojousama lamia? With drill hair/scale patterns?>>12547998>What about that giant geometrically shaped hurricane?Swirly eyes or a sexy birthmark.>>12547997Nothing is safe. Nothing.
>>12548001>Uranus>Not a buttslutt.
>>12548002>PharaohGrapesnake.
>>12548001>earth, mehBitch Gaia is best girl, she's the only one who's fertile.>>12548006We got sick of this joke and changed the name to Urectum.
>>12548005Birthmark sounds better than swirly glasses.
>>12548010>she's the only one who's fertile.Is Mars still angry about her miscarriage?
>>12548001Mars would be the flat tsundere.
>>12548006This is why I pronounce it Yu-RAN-iss
>>12548008Perhaps grapesnake would be the dwarf planet eris, for discord? I wasn't sure how to work apophis in there.
>>12548012>Mars is Milf that's still depressed over her miscarriage
>>12548001Nah, man.Uranus would be a Holstaurus.
>>12548011>swirly glasses.Eyes, not glasses. Like there's a storm in her iris with the pupil as the, well, eye.
>>12548019Uranus was also best Sailor.>>12548020Like Moth-chan's eyes?
>>12548017>Sandwoman>Delicious Caramel monstergirl with a huge ass that rapes men to sleep.I still don't understand how she didn't catch on.
>>12548015That could work, though I hate the idea of a Pharaoh being Jupiter.>>12548020So spiral power?
I'd like to believe the Sun is a Dragon Girl with a hot temper.
How about Mars as an older Onithey are warlike, and she could have had an 'accident' that lost her child, (anyone else getting really retarded captchas lately?)
>>12548023Because anons want to stay up late.
>>12548018She now goes after all of Earth's shotas instead.>>12548022>Like Moth-chan's eyes?Yeah, but more colorful. This would be a pain to do for colorfags.>>12548024>I hate the idea of a Pharaoh being Jupiter.It doesn't even work since she's already associated with the sun.
>>12548024Same; how does ryu sound?>>12548025I like this. I like this a lot.
mmm praise hathornice color for her
>>12548031Soooo, Pharaoh for Sunstar?
>>12548025Does she has a blinding aura of light?>>12548032A Ryu could work.>>12548034No.
>>12548036>No.Boo~.
>>12548034We already have two gods/figures representing the sun. Just let pharaoh be pharaoh.
>>12548036It could! All those moons would be shirohebis.
>>12548036>Does she has a blinding aura of light?Yes, and when she goes full tsundere she gives you a sunburn.
>>12548025explosive temper
>>12548031Would she be the motherly type of milf?
>>12548041>All those shirohebis
>>12548044>motherly type of milfRedundant much redundant?
>>12548042>D-don't look at me, baka!And then Anon was blind. What would solar flares be? Firebreath?>>12548044She'd be the type to raise you into the perfect husband for her to marry.
>>12548046Earth is actually a Human and his Shirohebi moon shields him from Asteroid Girls.
I really love these threads.From discussing new additions to the monster girl pantheon, all the way to Monstergirlization of planets . man those people on /a/ don't know what they are missing
Question: Is monstergirls a specific narrow thing or is it just pictures of any chick and monster related imagery?
>>12548041That's a lot of pale snakes.
>>12548051She's creating fires just because she feels like it! Not because it helps sustain life on Earth or anything...
>>12548054Im going to say extra species girls are a safe bet!
>>12548054>chick and monsterPreferably a Monster Chick, you know? They're not defined very accurately but they appear in a ton of unrelated mediums.
Reposting because it was posted late in the last thread so for the morning viewersThe Grimagia user expansion pack voting begins today, so if you backed you should get an email soon. Monorus is apparently working on a few monster girls for it since he's credited for a few drawings, including pic related.Here's a link to their descriptions and images.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HUnbbTTWVGswvPyBODFM-L5LOYfB1Aou42Ws6rSAYqI/edit
>>12548054It's not a very well defined topic.>>12548059>I-it's not like I brighten up your day because I love you, or anything!
>>12548054That's up to personal interpretation. Some have a strict idea of what constitutes a monster girl while others have a looser one. In the end only you can decide that.
>>12548065pretty much dragon girls, fox women, cat girls, lamias, that sort of thing, not a girl with a monster, ( I am pretty sure that thread prolly exists on /d/ )
>>12548064Come on Undead.I want me a sexy Necromancer deck.
You will never be on Harpy-chan duty
>>12548063Yeah that is what I was wondering. I didn't know if there was like "monstergirls the chinese cartoon and funny strip".Would Uxia be considered a monster girl?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VCe3Iz-ieE
Would a black hole be an experienced Succubus?
How excited is your waifu for Smash tomorrow?
>>12548073
>>12548074embed disable rage. Sorry about that.
>>12548075A dark matter.
>>12548073again?
>>12548077
>>12548077this gets posted in every thread
>>12548074You're entirely new to this?Start by reading Daily Life With Monster Girl. It may be a stupid harem comedy, but you'll get an idea.
>>12548079Doesn't fit as well.
>>12548076My waifu didn't want to play Smash! It's a stupid game for stupid people to get in! It's also really small, and everyone knows bigger is better!;_;
>>12548083
Dark Elf Maido Combo Breaker!!!
>>12548083Never trust a Harpy. Or underestimate I guess.
>>12548076>SmashSorry, my waifu thinks she can take over Mordor.
>>12548086> All-consuming BLACK FUCKING HOLEIt fits perfectly.
>>12548088Yep. Never bothered asking or looking at the treds here or elsewhere. I am into horror and all that though if related.
>>12548092I can't give orders to that, she has a dominant aura.>>12548098>horrorCan't think of any off the top of my head, sorry.
>>12548076She's telling me to stop playing games and posting on 4chan, and take the garbage out.
>>12548098Some of the stuff people post in here is pure horror, but something tells me it's not the kind of horror you are looking for
>>12548098Try this guy:http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=903429&page=submissions
>>12548097Fine. What would a White Dwarf be though? And don't say Dwarf.
>>12548101>another Mel Brooks referenceShota in tights running away from the Dullahan of Nottingham when?
>>12548076Kind of.She's not too happy about Snake, though.
>>12548088Well thanks I pasted that title into a rec file I haven't used in months. Will look into it this week. Have fun ya'll.
>>12548107Lazy bakadereBecause she's super dense and low on energy.
>>12548107>small and whiteLet's dream together anon!>>12548111And if you like it, there's plenty more.
>>12548106OH wow I had forgotten all about that site.
>>12548101>Having a waifu that makes you go outside and do choresI love my Dragon Waifu, she never has be do anything or leave the house. That might be because she locks me in my room whenever she leaves, but oh well.
>>12548111ya'all come back nao ya hearoh gawds I have this bad visual of redneck monster girlsYa aint from around these parts is you boy?
>>12548119Take them pants right off. And them panties...
>>12548109When you write it.>>12548114No thanks.>>12548118You must be more pale than an albino Irishman.
>>12548118>Dragonfu locks him upHeh, trust has to be earned.>>12548123>When your write itBut I don't into writefagging anymore.
>>12548121you shouldn't be wearing them thar pants boy, might as well take of them undies too , that will save us a lotta trouble , if you know what I mean
>>12548107I want to say lamia, but I think that has been used already.
Does anybody have a link to that Western Lamia story? My tabs are gone.
>>12548119Says the refugee. :]
>>12548129Go on boy, squeal... squeal like a P'Orc!
>>12548128Then get back into it, Alp.>>12548133There can be more than one lamia.
>>12548139>AlpN-no you.
>>12548137well, lookie here, we got us a banjo, do you like some music for you to sing too? cause we gonna make you squeal like nevah before
>>12548118She probably does that because to her, you're her greatest treasure and she doesn't want you getting hurt.
>>12548147Filthy whores and thieves always trying to get the prime husbandos.
>>12548143He got a real purty mouth ain't he?..
>>12548142Step to it.>>12548147Maybe she doesn't want some filthy submonstergirl to lay their filthy hands upon you?
>>12548150>Step to itYOU step to it, or I'll use my magical mind-control powers on you!
>>12548153We're not RPing here, Alp.
>>12548155Neither am I, I meant my irresistible seduction skills.Bow-chika-bow-wow!
>>12548156asswings??
>>12548159You DO know how Succubi use buttwings, don't you?
>>12548156Disgusting, not even an Ushi Oni would tap that.
>>12548161The more you know!
>>12548163Bullying only makes it happy, you fool!
>>12548163agreed.Do the world a favor, delete that.
>>12548166What's the opposite of bullying?
>>12548168Not only will I not delete it, I will keep posting it every thread until we get descent Alp art.
Do monster girls have class and style?
>>12548188No, but they do have a funny face.
Well. OP made a fucking terrible thread. No shock there. Anyways, I finished translating the setting commentary for the sandworm doujin.http://i.imgur.com/UfcjJxS.jpg if you needed a reminder.Commentary on the settingWorm-type mamono musumeCalled the Sandworm, AKA the Sand-Creature*, they live in dry areas, mainly deserts.It's the largest worm-type monster, their size could even be comparable to that of a dragon.Their entire body is covered in an incredibly strong carapace, which also functions in such a way that the Sandworm can "swim" through earth and sand, through the use of peristalsis.1/2
>>12548090NEJITSU'S SECRET NEJITSU'S SECRET SQUAWK
>>12548191During the old Demon Lord's reign Sandworms were carnivorous and humans were a staple of their diet; but after the new Demon Lord took power they became omnivorous. Now humans are seen as potential partners rather than potentially edible.For the worm species, their intelligence isn't high overall; this characteristic hasn't changed even after the ascent of the new Demon Lord, it's thought that it's just a peculiarity of the race of worms.For this reason Sandworms are incredibly straightforward in their thinking: if they see a man they fancy as a potential partner, they'll attack mercilessly.Even though the Sandworms use their large outer bodies to hunt down humans, most prey are received by the woman shaped inner-body and are met with a welcome full of lust. Inside the main body resides the inner female-shaped body: this human-shaped organ's entire surface has the texture of a tongue. If her captured prey is worthy as a potential partner, the Sandworm will use her inner body to cover the man in her saliva; by doing so she marks the man with her own pheromones, which then act as a precaution against other mamono poaching her new suitor. Thus, the Sandworm marks the human as her new partner. This act, in and of itself, has very strong feelings attached to it by the Sandworms and also acts to deepen the intimacy between her and her partner at the same time; this new intimacy will often develop in to the couple's first mating in most cases.Oops. I've fucked this up. 2/3
>>12548193Sandworms are an oviparous family of mamono, the eggs being created within the the outer body of the Sandworm. After hatching, the young Sandworms grow by repeatedly moulting. Moulting is generally repeated about 30 times, through this process the Sandworm's outer hide becomes tough and strong. When the young Sandworm, through repeated moulting, has grown too large to comfortably ride within her mother, the young Sandworm will leave her mother's embrace and exit into the wider world. The newly independent Sandworm is now considered an adult. To become truly independent the now adult Sandworm leaves her mother (indeed it would be physically impossible for the daughter to again fit into her mother's outer body now) and begins her own journey in search of a husband, never to set eyes on her mother again.It should be noted, that in some very rare cases the Sandworm's father will accompany his daughter on her journey.Normally Sandworms aren't social mamono and rarely act in groups, however if multiple Sandworms were to act in concert, they could be willing to share a single mate.*Translator's note: Sandworm throughout the dōjin is rendered as "Sandouōmu" in katakana, in this instance the author takes the opportunity to render it in kanji which more or less transliterates to "sand-insect". So it's a bit awkward in other words. If you want to have the Japanese transliterated to romanji it's rendered as "Sunamushi", pretend that's what I chose to use if you prefer it.
>>12548188Well that particular harpy doesn't have either, post a girl with decent taste.
>>12548195Okay.
>>12548195What's considered style to you, the current hip trend?
>>12548197A monster girl with decent taste.
>>12548194>Sandworm's father will accompany his daughter on her journeyWhy? Does he dick the daughter? Is he there to make sure nothing bad happens? Is he going to test any suitor his daughter meets?
>>12548198If you're following trends you're already too far behind the 8 ball to catch up. Just find a well dressed mamono if you can, or a manticore will devour your soul (via your penis)
>>12548199Okay, how's this?
>>12548201God knows. "Now, I'm here to test you, just to make sure no harm will come to my 2 ton daughter."
>>12548171But that's just another facet of alp bullying, if they get more art, they'll get big heads. Now get back to work on Wurm Wrangler
>>12548204Not bad out of /10but if you're going to wear a maid outfit, you need stockings/pantyhose. Without them it's only half as good.
>>12548206I like to imagine that he's there to scare off any boys his daughter runs across.
>>12548209"My daughter will remain pure!"Says the scary grizzled man riding the top of a giant worm, whilst inside his daughter's just like "Awww, daaaaaaad, come one!"
>>12548207Make me, person of questionable motives.>>12548208Agreed.
>>12548214Jesus Christ, those legs are horafying.
>>12548213>SHAAII-HULUUD!>Dad! You're embarrassing me!
>>12548213I wish someone would turn that into a story.
>>12548203Well dressed, eh?
>>12548224Man. Hourglass girls in sweater dresses and not much else make me fucking diamonds.Too bad they're not that popular.
>>12548224Everytime I see that all i can think about is the super s symbols from the 90's on her sweatshirt
>>12548064For the record, I only drew the Kyuubi. The credit on the other ones is for coloring.
Is this the monster girl thread?
>>12548235Still, our based Monorus is moving on up.Isn't it still unpaid, though?
>>12548244I remember they said if they reached so much money they'd try to get more artists, and they already had several they planned on asking. Maybe Mono is one of them? If so that'd be nice.
>>12548214If you don't, I won't bully you anymore
>>12548251Your bullying only makes my spadetail harder.
>>12548231Who says they aren't? The person who drew these pics has a thing for these kinds of women.
>>12548244Based on what?
>>12548247Let's hope they don't recruit .Less.
>>12548259Too late for that, they confirmed Chesire will be part of the 'Monster Fans Collection'.
>>12548261God help us if it's true. Why couldn't they just contact Loen?
>>12548257No, no. The saying is, "Monorus is based."
looking at this literally makes me mad. stop ghosting these threads.
>>12548264Loen's probably too busy doing IRL things to help in development.Harumph.
>>12548252That's why I'm going to stop bullying and ask politely. Please continue to write Wurm Wrangler, good Alp.
>>12548265,1 lol fag
>>12548267What's so important that he can't help out? Keeping a roof over his head?
>>12548268Your groveling only makes my inner dom giddy. I'll get to it eventually, but Shadow of Mordor and doing school stuff are horrible deterrents
>>12548271>groveling>the same thing as politenessNo
>>12548272>taking everything literallyPlease no.
>>12548269What if it's a conspiracy? What is Bob wanted less to get in to make Chesire Futa Cards, and so took the spot that was reserved for Loen.What if Bob single handedly controls everything related to Monster Girls. Threads moving to /jp/? Bob's doing. Alp quitting writefaggotry? Bob willed it. MGU getting KC angry, thus leading to their ship sinking? Bob's plan at work. Monster Boys getting an anime before Monster Girls do? All a part of Bob's master plan, which we don't know fully what it is, but the end result likely involves more futa cats.Bob is pulling the strings here, we are merely watching the puppet show.
>>12548275So he's playing us like a fiddle?
>>12548269I mean, maybe? I dunno.>>12548275Anon, please. Stop.My sides.
>>12548276Like a damned one.
>>12548275IT FITSIT FITS
>>12548275I'm reminded of Mostly Harmless, when Arthur made a living by making sandwiches on a planet where they worshiped a god simply called Bob.>>12548276All the evidence points towards one name.
>>12548275That's giving a lot of credit to a guy that thinks "turgid" is a good way to describe an erection
>>12548282So what will we do? Amass a large army of fat, malnourished anons and train them up into super soldiers to fight against Bob?
>>12548282Should've known Bob was behind crashing Arthur's flight, after all, it was Bob's will.
>>12548283>Never having a turgid erection.Feel sorry for yo' limp dick anon.
>>12548283It can be used to describe something swollen, in his defense.
>>12548283See, I know what you are. You're a puppet, a sock puppet. You're nothing more than an AI on some server that scans these threads. Whenever certain combinations of words are used together, like 'Bob' and 'Control', you are automated to give a generic list of responses in order to deflect attention from Bob, or to try and brush off any thoughts about him being a part of all this.
>>12548287Yeah, but he uses it in smut, he might as well use "rigid". It's not a sexy word.
>>12548285>fat, malnourishedI can see when I'm not wanted. Hmph, I'm going over to Bob's side.
>>12548289Tin foil hat pls. I hate Bob as well, just for ruining Cheshire cats for everyone
>>12548292Fight with us, and you'll get wolf girls with eyepatches and no dicks.
>>12548295Tempting, considering I asked for them this week. Okay.
>>12548293Cheshire cats aren't ruined for me.Just don't look down.http://imgur.com/yGw5lw0
>>12548289>Bob is the PatriotsSolidus warned us
>>12548295I wan dickless eyepatch wolfgirls very much
>>12548293You can't fool me AI. You can't sweep Bob's war crimes under the rug and try to make it seem like he's done nothing.Bob has changed Monster Girls, and he won't rest until nothing lives but Manticores and Futa Chesire Cats. He's why CYOAnon and Captain were kill. They didn't meet the mandatory Manticore and Chesire requirements, and thus were scheduled for termination.
>>12548293Ok, so I'm new to the 4chan section of the MG fans, and have a few questions...1. Who the fuck is Bob?2. What's going on with the whole smack down on the MG community on here.
>>12548301I also wan them.
>>12548300>Bob is La-Li-Lu-Le-LoHuh? What are you talking about anon?>>12548306>who's BobHe's a writefag, and hating on him is le ebin maymay.>smack downWhat?
>>12548306We're just having a little light fun is all.Also, we shouldn't be mentioning Bob.You know, "Don't say unnecessary things," etc.
>>12548306Bob is the asshole who managed to single handedly ruin these threads forever.
>>12548314It just seems like you guys are walking around on eggshells form the janitors.
>>12548306Bob is a spirit who feeds on pain and suffering http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c5WC0TW_0qc
>>12548316Now, now, let's not talk about that anymore.Instead, let's reflect on whether or not we would train in the Order with this hot paladin-in-training.
>>12548316Well, then why not just collectively shun/cuss him out when he gets on here if you don't want to have him a part of it?
>>12548314>>12548315>Posted right on the same minute, in the same secondYou're slipping Bob
>>12548314>le ebin maymayI hope you're not implying it's not all completely justified
>>12548318I don't see how that is.>>12548324...I still like him...
>>12548320what in the everlasting shit was that?
>>12548318Is the janitor upset with us?Because I know we need to de-retard for a bit, but hey, I for one am retard-free.
>>12548320What the hell did he do? I mean it's not like he has any pull o this website.
>>12548328>he has never seen Twin PeaksDamn that was a good cup of coffee.
>>125483218/10, would purge the unholy demon spawn with.
>>12548332He wrote a story that had a futa in it, and then Less made some art of it. Don't take it too seriously.
>>12548332Nearly a year ago, Bob was a decent person. Simultaneously, KC, the guy who makes Monster Girl Encyclopedia, made the Chesire Cat, a nice and lovely Monster Girl everyone loved.Bob decided to give it a dick.
>>12548332He doesn't. But let's not talk about this issue at the moment. We'll talk about it after we run out of images and things to actually talk about.
>>12548337>some artTry too much, and knowing it would cause a shitstorm every time it was brought up. >multiple gifs of futa cat popping a boner or stroking her futa cock>somehow not entirely too much
>>12548337>Implying it ends with just a story and artBob created a culture Anon. A culture of endless Manticore and Chesires.You know why we can't never ever discuss Chesires anymore without Dicks and him being mentioned? Because of him.
>>12548337>Having futa in his own story is a big dealC'Mon you guys.....Well, I wanted to also know, what is your stance on the English Profiles being in an album on Imgur for just in case?
>>12548344And this is where we all decided to not pursue the issue anymore, and talk about the logistics of monster girls.Please.
>>12548347How about some fitness for a change?
>>12548346Eh, they're already on a wiki and several other sites. The site that did the old translations, MGU, ended up going full retard and really pissing the artist off and he issued a cease and desist to them for all translations and art of his. Since then someone else picked up the translations.They're floating all around on the internet, I don't think an imgurr would be necessary. If they can survive MGUtanic, they'll be fine.
>>12548351She...has a weird torso.Still, that high ponytail, though., I can dig it.
>>12548351There's so much wrong with her anatomy.
>>12548352Well....I came from MGU...I won't hold EVERY ONE of them resposible, because it was a select few VERY special retards who decided to be universally moronic ebin pranksters, some mods included.But this is what I was mentioning.http://imgur.com/a/iM4w3#0
>>12548355>I came from MGUI knew they were leaking in here.
Since it seems like this is the new MG thread and a propper OP won't be posted, here's a bit more Rusalka. Let me know if her reactions to things seem a little unnatural. I don't really know how women do.
>>12548351now you're speaking my languagewould you a buff milf oni?
>>12548360>buff MILFHow does she find the time? And yes.
Since it seems like this is the new MG thread and a propper OP won't be posted, here's a bit more Rusalka. Let me know if her reactions to things seem a little unnatural. I don't really know how women do.>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7I forgot the link last-time
>>12548357God damn them.
>>12548355>http://imgur.com/a/iM4w3#0I believe that for the most part I have them all ordered into alphabetical order by their file names which should be their profile names, other than the dark elf, because I got that somewhere else and the file name is numbers or some shit. I think I have most of them, if not all that have been released. >>12548357Ay, calm them tits bruh. I was away from the site when that shit went down, and was on /tg/ for a few months before he even posted that message. >>12548360Implying that we'd get a choice...She'd fuckin' sling you around until you said yes...assuming she wanted the dick.
Is there any way to get cryotic to make the Glaxion anymore?
But anyhow, I was just trying to see what all the commotion was about.Also, are all MG pics game? Because I have some that aren't KC style but are still MG technically.
>>12548396>gamesVNs, sure, stuff by Vanadis that will never be translated, Monster Girl Quest and Violated Hero that are.
>>12548396They're game.
>>12548396As long as it's not furry, it's good.
>>12548396>>12548399And I just realized I misread your post. Yes, all MG pics are game, KC is silly but has a lot of cuties.
>>12548396
>>12548404Ok then.
>>12548363
>>12548403>You will never have an Apophis girlfriend who shows her 'special dance' to no one but youGod damn, man.
>>12548419Oh no! That poor man is being raped by a snake! This is what happens when you don't pay taxes to Pharaoh people!
>>12548407>>12548410>sample
>>12548422This ain't rape, nigga, this is love.Also, quick but important edit.
>>12548436Enough of your lies! The venomous ooze being forced into his mouth speaks for itself!
>>12548442>This bitch doesn't know about pockyCheck yourself BEFORE you wreck yourself, Pharaoh follower.
>>12548265ok but what is Monorus based on?
>You will never comfort your Monster Girl daughteru after she gets scared from a thunderstorm.made even cuter if it's a Thunderbird daughteru
So is there a pastebin or something for where the stories go?
>>12548448My answer to you is that he's based on Oyakado's Cyclops and draws for the happiness of the threadgoers.Unless you don't know what the term "based" means. In which case, Dude, look it up.
>>12548451Go nuts.http://pastebin.com/mZEhPMMW
Would you a girl made of 666 beasts?
>>12548454Which series are you spoiling?
>>12548461Boku no Pico?
>>12548460>genderbent guyNot sure if want.
>>12548461The end of Metroid where Samus takes the mask off and reveals that Samus is really a grill.It's some interesting stuff.
>>12548467Not as interesting as how Sakamoto ruined Other M by using his fanfiction instead of an actual story.
>>12548471You know what's even more interesting?The fact that Sakurai hates Metroid so much that Ridley will never be a character and every Metroid stage will be rising lava/acid.
>>12548476Except Space Frigate.Which is still an awful stage due to flipping.
>>12548471What about removing the prime games from continuity to fit Other M?
>>12548481Of all the things from the Prime series that could be made into stages, Sakurai gives us the tutorial level's boss.Thanks Sakurai
>>12548486No.
>>12548486But even that wouldn't help. Other M contradicts the canon of every single other Metroid game, even the ones outside of Prime.It's really kind of amazing how it can do that.
>>12548476Fuck him.>>12548490Could have been the interior of the impact crater, phazon mines, or the shaft that Ridley fell down for a month. But NOOOOOOOO.>>12548486Prime games are canon, Other M isn't. Deal with it.
>>12548490And then doesn't even put in the good songs.>Not Torvus Bog>Not remixing Metroid Prime 3's title theme>No SR388 from Metroid II: Return of SamusJesus Christ, it's like Nintendo doesn't know what fun is anymore.Then again, it was evident when Bomberman wasn't added.There better be DLC.
>>12548500>Torvus BogThat area is to Metroid Prime 2 as Bob is to /mgg/.
>>12548501No no, not the stage Torvus Bog. The theme of Torvus Bog.The multiplayer battle music there was great.
>>12548503It was alright to me, then again I have an overall bad opinion of that god awful place and its Temple Boss.
>>12548500>BombermanBut he's owned by Konami now, not Nintendo.Still, you have a point. Even if Konami was still collaborating, they still wouldn't put in Bomberman.
All this talk of old ass vidya I never played annoys me. Let's talk about untranslated masterpieces instead!
>>12548505The superior Prime 2 stage would be Sanctuary Fortress. Also>Dark Samus is an assist trophy while Dark Pit is his own character>Everything is based off of Other M's designs>The only minor trophy Metroid has that isn't an item or assist is the Gravity Suit from Other MI honestly think Sakurai actively despises Metroid.Anyways sweater dragon to calm everyone down.
/v/ pls go.
>>12548520>old ass vidyaWhat are you, 10? The prime series isn't THAT old yet.>>12548522>Sanctuary FortressMy nigga. I think Sakamoto AND Sakurai hate Metroid.
>>12548527Whether or not it's old, this isn't the place for talking about it.
>>12548537Fine we'll stop, you backseat mod.
>>12548540>backseat modI'm just feeling left out because everybody is talking about vidya I know nothing about. If I wanted that, I'd go to /v/. I'm here for Monster Girls. I understand if you feel that /mgg/ is a place for talking about video games and that I have no business telling you it's not, but I'm feeling awfully lonely right now, you big meanie.
>>12548551>you can't have a conversation unless I'm involved!How needy are you?
>>12548551Don't worry, I'm like you right now. I don't understand shit.
>>12548551Christ you're needy.You could always spend money and play the games yourself, or read into it and PRETEND that you've played the games.
>>12548560Put him down Fia!
>>12548559So you're saying we SHOULD talk about video games in here?
>>12548562That doesn't really address the fact that this isn't /v/ though.
>>12548562>Spending moneyLiterally every Metroid game can be played on the computer via emulator.
>>12548566Who cares, it's a circlejerk general where we quarantine all of our shitposting. Add in a few tripfags and a few smut writers and we're no better then /coc/.
>>12548559That aside, he raises a valid point.Would you a Purified Apophis?
>>12548566Not exactly. We are connecting with our fellow anons who share our opinions and childhood games, while bashing Other M and posting monstergirls.>>12548570We're not /v/, we get it. Does that mean even having a small talk about video games is forbidden?
>>12548575Did she lay that egg?
Fusion was the best metroid.
>>12548572>quarantine all of our shitpostingThen why is there shitposting everywhere else too?
>>12548571You could, but you don't have to emulate every fucking game.>>12548580It was okay.
>>12548579What do you think?
>>12548588What I think and what I hope are two different things.
>>12548584You didn't like their version of Nightmare?
>>12548574Or would you a Corrupted Pharaoh?
>>12548591She did, numbnuts.>>12548593Certainly better than his Other M counterpart.
>>12548595>>12548574This story needs to be written, Grapesnake uses foul sorcery to switch bodies with Pharaoh, and then hi-jinks.
>>12548593I would not want that thing visiting my dreams.>tfw you hear something groaning in your dreams with a metallic reverb, saying,>"NnnNnNniiiiIIIIii-sSSsSsssSAaaaAan"
>>12548598>Her royal subjects apparently don't notice the change in her skin tone and sclera color, and blindly follow her command to throw out some oddly-colored Apophis from the premises>Apophis considers hiring better guards>While she travels across the town, she hears people's gossip about her
>>12548599It's not that scary. What's under the mask may be unnerving if your a baby.
>>12548599>not wanting to stick your dick in the gravity machine
>>12548588>>12548579It's impossible she laid the egg, her stomach would still be somewhat bloated
>>12548604Obviously she didn't lay the egg recently.
>>12548602It's not, but I have an overactive imagination.Security Robot BOX girl when?
>>12548602>look at me, I'm a big boy!We'll see how tough you are after a night in her house...
>>12548603>Anon, my Gravity Machine is aching for your Canon to fire is heavy load of PlasmaI imagine that Nightmare as a monster girl would just be a giant robot being controlled by a smart as hell slime girl.>>12548608After Retsupurae comes up with a Kraid voice that isn't Carl from ATHF.
>>12548610The only thing that scares me is the oceanic abyss.
>all this /v/H-hi guys... anyone up for some CTR?
>>12548611>You will never be infected by a yangire X Slime girlActually, good.
>>12548619How about an extremely abusive Omega Metroid girl?
>>12548605Then why would she be squatting over it in a schoolgirl outfit?
>>12548616Are you saying she isn't bewitching?
>>12548618No
>>12548611>a giant robot being controlled by a smart as hell slime girl>It breaks down temporarily>She opens up the face of the Nightmare machine, shaking her fist at you in an upset manner before retreating back inside>After some clanking and whirring noise, it's back up and running again>And the competition continues
>>12548622Those suction cup hairclips are still buttfuck retarded
>>12548621I may be no rocket surgeon, but I'd say she's keeping it warm?>>12548625Until her gravity controlling device is destroyed because someone shot it to hell with a charged plasma beam.
>>12548629There's like 10 different outfits that would keep an egg warmer than a schoolgirl outfit
>>12548630Maybe she wants to be as close to the eggs as she can get, without going nude or putting thick pieces of cloth in between them?
>>12548629>The Nightmare Machine, still suspended in air, begins twitching and sparking>Until the whirring from the gravity device fails completely>The Nightmare Machine collapses to the ground, the hood opening up as the Slime girl trips and falls out from the face opening>She gets up onto her knees and puffs her cheeks with a pouty expression after flailing her fists in frustration
>>12548633Then the egg would be cold because she's a cold blooded creature
>>12548639Then fuck if I know, man.
>>12548634>she then runs off>taking the Gravity suit upgrade with her
>>12548641Exactly.That picture needs her to have a fat stomach and I'll Phoenix Wright any argument that says otherwise
>>12548188the prime example of it
>>12548630>>12548633It's a secret baby. She's obviously still in high school and is flustered because one of her classmates has discovered her promiscuity.
>>12548646That sounds like it's plausible.
>>12548643>letting you work for something>taking it away when it's only inches awat from youHate that shit.4/10, would fuck and not call back until she thinks about what she's done.
>>12548655I'd freeze her, take the upgrade, and keep her as a frosty fuck toy, and then run off and comment on how Ridley is ugly as hell in Fusion.
Is this thread for real?
>>12547912agreed.
>>12548702You're late.
>>12548001>>12548013>Mars>barren and past her prime>flat>tsundereI will fight you and erase your bloodline from this earth once I am done with you, bastards.
>>12548715The eyes of war, the eyes of Mars~
>>12548715>Ara ara, you wouldn't want an old, baren planet like me
>>12548715But that's actually accurate you fool, what's wrong here?
>>12548706Archives, lots of reading to do.
>>12548719She's my ruling planet, I won't see her treated with disrespect.
>>12548731>ruling planetTHE MARTIANS ARE UPON US?!?
>>12548715>>12548717>"Ara ara~, you earthlings were so curious about me that you sent this cute little robot to take some pictures?">"How... naughty~">"Why don't you just come see me personally? I have much more to see than just lewd pictures of my terrain, you know~"
>>12548734Appease Adrian Barbeau, Queen of Mars.>>12548735>Oh, you don't have any plans on sending any people?>I see...
>>12548735>beneath her crust, Mars is a lewd version of Hellstar ReminaThat one way ticket to Mars is sounding more attractive.
>>12547657Where is my Darkstalkers 4?
>>12548740>>12548742>Curiosity drills the terrain as to collect some terrain samples>"Aaahn~! So deep~!"
Anime is for degenerates.
>>12548742>eldritch abomination Please no.
>>12548747Ayy mang, I think you're in the wrong board.
>>12548734I am an Aries, you dolt.
>>12548746>If you keep drilling there, I'll cum~!
>>12548752>AriesYou... believe in horoscopes? AHAHAHAHAHA!...though they can be used to get laid, horoscopes and bitches and all that.
>>12548753>If you keep drilling there, m-my water...!Water found on Mars. Squirt, squirt.
>>12548754Not horoscopes, in each and everyone's connection to the Universe.
>>12548753>>12548756Dammit, now I want a drawing of a girl with reddish, rocky-like skin and black sclera floating in space, holding a plushie version of the Curiosity Rover between her breasts.
>>12548756I wish we had a drawfag willing to draw Mars. Oh well, we'll just have to deal with waiting for .Less to properly color Hathor.
>>12548757Whatever you say, hippie. Go frolic with some Elves.
>>12547865Just woke up, but PRAISE HATHOR!Love the artwork>>12547865Something for consideration. Maybe Hathor's skintone changes depending on how much milk she has in her body.
>>12548758>Jupiter tries to cheer her up, while mocking Mars' moons when she is not looking
Mars should be short haired, for practical purposes, redhead. A no nonsense personality, bit domineering at times, stating what she wants clearly, andit's this directness and bluntness that tends to scare people away. Making her a CC because of this is the next logical step. No flat. Tsun a shit.
>>12548758Does she have a tattoo of a face around her ass?
>>12548769I imagine Mercury as a bipolar girl, since Mercury does have radical climate shifts, with sex hair.
Galactica Scans dropped Killing Bites. No more Honey Badger goodness.
>>12548780Well shit.
>>12547893If you can get everybody else to migrate there, go for it. Not everybody seems to be on-board with the idea so good luck.
>>12548760>hippieAren't you the same, Mr.I wish monstergirls were real?>Go frolic with some ElvesGladly
>>12547893Don't. This happens often but let's not go making multiple threads.
>>12548786How is being a new-age hippie who believes in being attuned with the universe in any way the same as wanting Monster Girls to exist?
>>12547896>ctrl+f monster girlWhat's the fucking problem?
>>12548786I'd rather frolic with a Dragon.
>>12548796Me too.
>>12548790You think such beliefs are unfounded and have no bearing in life, i.e., such things aren't real/don't exist. That MAY be so, but it is FACT that monster girls don't exist, so who's more "deluded?"
What's the /a/ monster girl collection pastebin again?
>>12548800You're the more deluded one, you are the one who believes in things. I just WANT things that aren't real, to be real. I know they're not real. I'm not under any delusion.
>>12547951Just draw the girl, then edit her into the pic that you posted instead of Maru (that's the name of the cat in the picture by the way). >>12547937Can't decide between Godzilla, Biollante, Kumonga, and Gigan.mfw there isn't Space Godzilla or Mechagodzilla>>12548064I'd vote for the Japan or China expansions. Maybe the Weapons one too.
>>12547875http://imgur.com/WeanS4f
>>12548806>I just WANT things that aren't real, to be realIsn't that what faith is? Hippie.
>>12548811No, faith is BELIEVING in things that are not backed up by evidence, and I don't believe in Monster Girls.
>>12548796>60/40 ratio>not sure if want
>>12547875>Why is X not delicious brown?Not this again.
>>12548815Then I'm taking her (by the hand) and eloping.>>12548816In this context it is a valid concern.
>>12548796>Be the Incubus of a great Dragon.>She hungers for more treasure and wealth, and you delighted to indulge her, search for rumors through the orc slaves you've gathered.>You hear of the vast wealth buried under a solitary mountain mined by Dwarves.>You and your Dragon share a grin.>The pines roar on the heights.>The winds moan in the night.>The fire is red, and flaming spread.>The trees like torches blaze with light!>Share meals of roast dwarf with your beloved Dragoness as she piles up vast quantities of gold for her transformed shape to lie upon.>She cuddles you against her, transforming and nuzzling you with her great head.>You both sleep on a vast pile of gold, the mountain sealed, your hoard vast indeed...It is good to be a Dragon's most precious thing.
>>12548814Yet thanks to things like biological engineering, they may be viable one day, this is you r hope, yes? Hope equals Belief, equal you're the hippie.
>>12548820>Get woken up by that fucking bird tapping on the rock echoing down every year.>Fucking bird. Going to kill it someday.>Go back to sleep.>Fucking bird again. Damnit. ...wait. Some treasure is moving...>...with your Dragon Incubus senses, you sniff the air. Tasting a strange scent you've never smelled before...
>>12548823>hope equals beliefBut I don't believe, are you trolling me? With your big, ugly hands?
>>12548823>>12548814>>12548828Cut the belief bickering, you hippies. You're making this whole thread look like a used car dealership.
>>12547865>brown hairRuined. Thanks for nothing less, you do something neat and ruin it.And you'll never draw anything but fotm/futacat/guro/manticore
>>12548820I need to go listen to that song now, thanks a lot Steve!>>12548827>A wild Bagginses appears!
>>12548829Fine, I'll stop for now! But old Gil is going to show you one day!
>>12548828You said you want these tings that aren't real to be so. You hope for it, therefore you believe, maybe not your mind, but some part of you does. You have a belief, whether you realize this or not.?are you trolling me?You started this with your mockery.
>>12548831She's really cute. I want to take her on grand adventures and be back in time for dinner!
>>12548829>stop the belief bickering>last few threads and this one dedicated to various godsGo eat out an alp.
>>12548838Oh no! You forgot your handkerchief Bilbo-chan! Should we go back and get it?>>12548840Please don't use that as an insult, Alps are sensitive and fragile beings.
>>12548841>mfw I'd just give her my handkerchief as a memento of the adventure and an excuse to see her again
>>12548831>You will never mourn your great Dragon Waifu, dead by a damn wannabe ranger.>You will never be gently comforted by a sweet little Hobbit girl with hairy feet.>You and she never bond and become close in your shared motivations: Love and friendship.>You and she will never watch the Dwarves treasure get fought over by five armies and peace finally reign.>You will never share your loneliness and sadness and grief with her.>She will never give you a soft kiss, saying that as it was her fault you lost your dragon waifu... it was the least she can do to fill the hole in your heart with herself.>You will never settle down happily with her in the Shire... her secret treasure mostly ignored yet never see its weight slowly wear on her from day to day.>There will never come a time when the Wizardess who guided her and the Dwarves to reclaim their gold visits you and discusses... the ring.
>>12548774Mercury rules logic and reason as well as relationships between siblings. Glasses, doting older sister.
>>12548837>therefore you believeLow quality bait.>>12548844>Gollum is just a basement dwelling otaku who challenges her into a game of riddles>if we wins, we eats her pussy!Oh the horror.>>12548846USE THE FUCKING EAGLES ALREADY!
>>12548769What's CC?
>>12548849Christmas Cake.
>>12548841>Alps are sensitive and fragile beingsThis is the life they chose.
>>12548851>the secret and shameful world of the alps
>>12548850Ah, sorry, I guess my new is showing.
>>12548846>You will never have an 111st birthday party with her, where she is still so very happy... yet the longing of mountains is so deep in her heart. She wants... something that worries you.>You will never listen in to the confrontation between her and Ganadalfa...>You will never promise to meet her at Rivendell, wanting to look after your and her nephew for a little while... and confronting Ganadalfa about her worries.>You and the Wizardess talk long, and she has you wait in the shire... protect Froda... and keep an eye on the Ring. Your dead Bilbo-chan will be safe and healed by the Elves.>You and Froda get along very well, save for the fact of your deep loneliness missing your Bilbo-chan.>You and she become close. Sam keeps joining for threesomes. Bilbo-chan used to have threesomes with Froda and you so its not NTR. Really. Its not.>You still feel a little dirty. And Sam is such a devoted, loving, silly girl.>Then comes Gandalfa through the door one day... asking if it is secret! Asking if it is safe!
>>12548848>baitI'll say I again, you started this argument with >>12548754 >>12548760, yet you won't defend your point of view with anything other than dismissiveness. There's bait here allright, and I did not set it.
>>12548857>deadI mean >dear
>>12548848The horror indeed! Normally I'd just punch Gollum for even suggesting such a thing, but I know how much she likes riddles, so I'll let her playand squeeze her hand reassuringly when she looks like she's stumbling
>>12548854Yes. So will that be five lashes or five licks?
>>12548853Who chooses to be an alp in MGE anyway? Men are relatively scarce, you women must be DTM at any given moment, which leads to sexy times. And, well, there's monstergirls wanting to use up all your up and down too, so, why?
>>12548820>>12548827>>12548846>>12548857>Monster Hobbit and Lord of the Rings and fucking your way through them.This... this is either terribly epic or terrifyingly bad fanfiction.>Gimly and Leglolass both vying for Aragorn's cock while Aragorn pines for his true elven love.>Merry and Pip falling deeply in love with Boromir and mourning for his heroic sacrifice to save them.
>>12548866Mostly it isn't by choice. When a gay guy is turned into an Incubus by the blooming of a new Demon Realm or by the various monsters that can cause it... Lilim, succubus, whatever... his craving for cock will transform him from an Incubus into an Alp
>>12548862Why not both?
>>12548867No matter what happens, Tom Bombadil is still going to be there, and he's still going to be himself, and it's going to be fucking horrible.
I wish we'd left that ridiculous hand holding meme back in /a/. ucking autists.
>>12548872So fucking true.
>>12548871Correct.>>12548873Meme? How is this a meme?
>>12548872>>12548874Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!Please forgive me.
>>12548869No no, I mean, I get how it happens. It's just, how do you get those feelings in such a place?
>>12548882How do people turn gay in real life? I dunno. I mean I'm bi but that's an acquired taste and I blame all that hentai for it.
>>12548873
>>12548876Spoilering mentions of holding hands. "This is a Christian board/I just got fired" jokes. It's really dumb.
>>12548873Calm down, mang. There's as much rape and femdom as there's handholding in these threads. It brings balance, and it keeps the mood chill. Besides, just because people like it, doesn't mean it has to be called a meme.
>>12548886You asked for it, now I'm posting the rest.
>>12548882>No no, I mean, I get how it happens. It's just, how do you get those feelings in such a place?Gayness exists. Desires happen. Want for cock blooms. Just having a large population of proactively dating women wouldn't mean gay men wouldn't occur. Gay men don't occur just because of the nonavailability of pussy.
>>12548890Why is Hiramoto so good?
>>12548886You misunderstand, it doesn't "bother" me, I jut find it incredibly silly in itself. The idiots acting like it's this incredibly, dirty/lewd thing on the other hand, no pun intended, can go jump in the matango pit.
>>12548901I think that is part of the joke honestly, but I can understand how it can get old fast.
>>12548895Did he die?
>>12548912>>12548916No, he's the MC after all! He went on to suck another girls thigh later.
>>12548901In a world where you will get fucked on a street when you leave the house, showing actual affection to someone is disgusting and filthy.
>>12548921Was only meant for>>12548916
>>12548882People are born gay, at least in my opinion, so they don't get those feelings their born with them.>>12548884Muh nigga, this is one of the reasons I believe people are born gay, because as gay as I've become over the years I'd still rather fuck a woman.
>>12548933>>>/pol/>>>/s4s/>>>/tumblr/Fuck off.
>>12548934What the hell? Alps gonna Alp, dawg!
>>12548934>Implying you wouldn't fuck an alp
>>12548933>People are born gayWhat?
puu dot sh/bWrGR.pngworking on displacer for you guys. And every Time I minimize the program this happens
>>12548937I would fuck an Alp.Into submission. repeatedly.
>>12548951Hey! What if the Alp actually out-fucks you and YOU become the submissive partner instead?
>>12548948Think about it, can you really fully go from straight to gay? You'll always have that side that wants to fuck a girl.>>12548951But of course, that's how they like it.>>12548953Acceptable if they are in stage three.
>>12548955>if they are in stage threeBut they're already full-time cocksluts in phase 2 as well. What if, anon. What if?>Onii-chan has been so mean to me... but it's fine now, I'll teach you how to behave!You wouldn't want that, would you? A phase 2 Alp strapping you to the bed and sitting on your face I mean.
>>12548957They should be fully subservient by phase two but if somehow you fuck up they could try to get you back later. I'm fine with that because I wouldn't stop trying to regain control. Eventually we'd both realize its futile and become equals and just fuck roughly from then on.
>>12548953Here's the process1. find a potential Alp2. Fuck savagely, make him ahegao repeatedly (use manticore venom to stay up if you need to)3. repeat4. start dressing him up as a cute girl, forcing him to show off his trap bulge to people, embarrassing him5. fuck in the park, so he associates ahegao-ing with embarrassment and exhibitionism6. have the Alp call you master, or sir.7. start introducing sex toys and bondage, tie up Alp and violate, Alp will also associate submission with pleasure8. if you want set up gangbangs for cash and video shoots9. as Alp dick begins to shrink, humiliate Alp by comparing your awesome man cock to Alp's useless, pitiful member10. eventually, dick will disappear, and you can be the first one in, molding Alp's new pussy to you exclusively11. If you did everything right, you will have a stage 3 Alpcubus, totally submissive to you. continue to bully by wearing condoms and making Alp beg for your cum. and there you have it, I hold seminars in the back of my van for anyone who wants to be an Alp.
>>12548949Looks pretty cool! Can't wait to see the finished project!
>>12548969>alp dick begins to shrinkI thought it was a magical transformation that happened just like that, not a slow, scary, The Fly type of transformation.
>>12548977depends on the head canon.
>>12548923You wouldn't hold your waifu's hand? Or sit face to face with her and just hold her?
>>12548830no one even bothers to tell what colors to use!
>>12548984As much as everybody else hates Hathor being white I like it.
>>12548953Then you don't deserve to live.>>12548969Why do so many people get this wrong? By the time they become alps they don't have a penis anymore.
>>12548984I know I gave you shit about it, but yeah, Hathor's kind of white.>>12548987I just refer to them as Alps as soon as they submit, the end result is the same.
>>12548984Make some polls, mang!
>>12548961>wanting to be equal to a cocksleeve
>>12548985HERESY!
>>12548969This would be really hot if you were an mg and not a homo, and those were succubi bullying you
>>12548984I'm sure it's said, but as for drawing tons of people ask you to do stuff.I for one loved the idea of a shrine maiden holstaurus
>>12549000no, anon's right. whiteness is a sign of nobility in Egypt, back then, at least. portrayals of Hathor show her as not even delicious brown. >>12549002>wants to be bullied>wants to be an MGstep into my basement, anon.
>>12549002>wants to be bullied, wants to be an MGstep into my basement
>>12549002>an mg>Wanting to fuck an alp makes you gay
>>12549002>succubiNOPE.>muh ntr>muh slutsThat's not it.
>>12548998If they can withstand all the bullying they have proven themselves worthy.
Could David Xanatos avoid rape in a world of Monster Girls?
>>12549000Minotaurs are brown, Holstaurus are white.
>>12549005Amaterasu brings whiteness to the pantheon. Let Hathor be delicious brown. suggested an opposite to Amaterasu, Susanoo is this going by the mythology.Someone last thread
>>12549024Ammy is pale, but less's shade of Hathor is pretty much spot onhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hathor
>>12549019>What is a mutationWhy do you want to change her now? It's been made clear she should be brown, desert MG and all that.
In the previous thread:Monorus returns from beyond the grave/the Spirit World/an electromagnetic island in the Bermuda Triangle, brings the Gazer Daki back with himGrape-flavoured chocolate! Chocolate-flavoured grape! Food based abominations that make everyone's dicks get big!Charon rocks the boat over the stone-cold StyxAnon still doesn't get itThe MonMusu poll results will always be objectively wrongHathor's milk turns you into superhero Bruce WillisBig Meaty Paws/Claws linked to increase in deafness and broken smartphonesRPGMaker Monster Girl dating sim? Our sources say: maybeAnubis tries to keep her slaves under control, gets thoroughly navel-licked in the processOne Anon tricks his coworkers in drinking his own cum. Wait, what?.less continues colouring the Ra/Ammy?Hathor picture. But you already knew that.Sorry these come around so late.
>>12549028It really hasn't though. In the pictures we've had colored of her she's always white. We've almost agreed that she should be white, its just that this thread has a bunch of people claiming she should be brown.
>>12549026>helped in childbirthOh dear, Hathor childbirthing when?And >goddess of musicIdol?>goddess of minersI'd dig for her gold.
>>12549005>wanting to be a mgwasn't implying that. I meant if the poster of that greenshit were a mg and I were a helpless human, then it would be hot and not ultra gay
>>12549036>turned into Shekhmet, goddess of war, only stopped when tricked into drinking blood colored beer, and fell asleep, turning back into peaceful love-cowshe had to be tricked. She thought it was blood.
>>12549034She'll be tan in my mind.
>>12549017wit>lust addled mindHe'd bring humanity out of the dark ages and lead us to end the conflict between DL CG.
>>12549012It's at least questionable. I'd rather go for a tomboy who was always a girl.>>12549015>doesn't want to be bullied by a succubusok guy
>>12548830Sheesh, anon.He did his best.Shit nigga.Calm down.
>>12549043All the while trying to hide the fact that he has found true love.
>>12549046why would you want to bully a tomboy? Tomboys are love, not bully material.
>>12549039Also,>an MGopinion invalidated
If I was a monstergirl, I don't think I'd even want to do anything sexual with myself beyond a courtesy masturbation, just to see how it might feel. I think I'd be too busy wanting to leap across rooftops, assuming I got turned into my desired kind of MG.
>>12549052>BEING the mgok, let's stop this conversation here
>>12549052If you want to be a monstergirl, the Alpification process has begun already.
>>12549052You get bored of that pretty quickly.>>12549053This too.
>>12549034>pissed off they want to make her white>want to drop her[...]As a mother she gave birth to Ra each morning on the eastern horizon and as wife she conceives through union with him each dayOh my.jpg
>>12549030As long as you keep doing this, we're cool, mang.
>>12549055I don't want to be though. Just saying, it's probably what I'd do if it did happen. Which it won't. Which is fine.
>>12549040Hathor tearfully going to Allenby Berserk State when?
>>12549050I would rather be bullied by the tomboy actually.
>>12549061oh, well that is perfectly acceptable, how does a werewolf tomboy in athletic gear sound?
>>12549046>wants to be bullied>wants a succubusWhatever bud
>>12549064Sounds like something we need.
>>12549064Like a godsend. Would she be wearing compression shorts with a tail-hole?
>>12549064As long as she bullies me for being clumsy and awful at sports
>>12549066sweat glistening her breasts as you play ball with her in the park, her perfectly toned ass bouncing up and down as she brings the ball back to you
>>12549070>Geez anon, you throw like a girl!
>>12549049With a HUMAN girl
>>12549073>Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment!>Geez, why you always gotta go smart on me?>Hobbesing ensues
>>12549075gross, dude.
>>12549070Tail and ass stuck straight in the air while she does toe-touches...
>>12549075If Monster Girls were real, Fox would become one. If for no other reason, than to give him the sex he deserves.
>>12549057Sooo,..less is NOT going to change her skin color?Nooooooooo~.
>>12549081
>>12549081Why change it? It's milky.
>>12549079yes. and you give her butt a pinch as she bends over, making her yelp in surprise>I'm getting you back for that one>I'm counting on it
>>12549073That's more like teasing than bullyingI want her to extort money from me with some sexual bullying on the side
>>12549084>>12549083B-But, she's a desert girl.That's just how it is for most desert girls.
>>12549088>Where do you think you're going, nerd?
>>12549088>Give me your lunch money, twerp!>this isn't enough, you'll have to make up the difference
>>12549083Would prefer amazon chocolate, but I guess this works. What is this, scent of cinnamon? Don't have the chart on hand right now.
>>12549093>every recess he has to perform cunnilingus on her in the bathroomOh the horror.
>>12549092>t-to the rooftop to play Human Hunter 3...>Shut up. You know you have to pay a fee to use these stairs.>keep having to eat her out and give her finger jobs>tell succubus teacher about sexual harassment, get brushed off>teacher secretly masturbating in the corner
>>12549095Yes. that would be awful having your face pushed into her swollen, red wolfcunt, losing oxygen as she howled and grinded her clit on your nose. She would drool on the top of your head as you brought her closer and closer, her insides trying involuntarily to milk your tongue, and then she floods your mouth with her juices, and pushes you off of her, leaving you to gasp on the bathroom floor with your face and hair soaked. Truly awful
>>12549099...and then you realize you didn't close the door to the stall and there was a crowd, some taking video with their phones.
>>12549100now everyone knows you as "that guy who likes to go down"
>>12549085Teasing escalation.She pinches your butt between her claws, so you spank her on the ass, so she spanks you harder... and so on, until she's having you do her doggystyle, crushing your back up against a wall while her ass slaps against your hips.
>>12549102Would she let all the bitches in school walk all over you, or would she claim you as her own, defending you from their advances with the fierceness of a wolf?
>>12549105well, full bullying has her pass you around her circle of friends as the pussy eater, but she might keep you as her personal cum dispenser.
>>12549099Always having to run to the boys bathroom when no one's looking to wash your face and mouth out, often being late to class when the wolf girl takes too long to cum. Walking in to class late with everyone snickering to themselves, rumors getting around about what you're made to do at lunch time.>>12549100Or this, the oni jocks laughing their asses off and calling you "school bike", telling everyone how you constantly crave a "mouthful of wolf pussy". Your school crush hearing this and thinking you're just an easy slut, constantly getting hit on minotaur douchebags who think you're a high school pornstar.
>>12549105A werewolf? I imagine it'd be the latter.
>>12549110>>12549107>>12549105Looks like it's time to call in the great equalizer.
>>12549113Densel Washington?
>>12549113>implying anon wants or needs helpHe knows his place now.
>>12549115Omega Male? Even the Alp clique bullies him.
>>12549113Anon deserves it for being so easy.
>>12549113I'd rather be bullied by the werewolf, if it's all the same to you.
>>12549116that's pretty low, but he loves what he's become.
>>12549114That movie kicked ass.
>>12549113What if I want to be a high school slut?
>>12549126Become an alp.
>>12549115>>12549116>>12549121That'd be pretty fucking pathetic.
>>12549126Join the cheerleading team for the oni football team or hit on all the amazoness wrestlers and get gangbanged in the weight room.
>>12549113>you will never fall in love with the redhead Paladin girl after she saves you from succubullying>you will never do vanilla things together like drinking milkshakes out of the same cup through separate straws
>>12549133That's where this all leads.
>>12549133The life of a rancid human boy whore. Made love to by all but never loved.
>>12549133So you wouldn't want to be bullied by an athletic werewolf?
>>12549134>gangbang with oni football team or amazon wrestlersNo one man could survive that.
>>12549149A high priest of Hathor could.
>>12549149They'll try to be gentle wit their new boytoy
>>12549149Unless you drink Hathor-blessed milk.
>>12549153You and I both know that's not true, they're just saying that to lull him into a false sense of security.
>>12549149You have to face a few occupational hazards if you want to be a professional whore, anon!
>>12549162>professional whoreBut this guy is just a slut.
>>12549161I doubt they'd even say it. More like>Hey bitch, get over her. The whole team feels like shit for losing the last game and everyone needs a good cuntjob to de-stress.
>>12549166>B-but Jenny, I've got a club meeting and...>Butterdogs don't talk, they express themselves by licking cunt!I wish my high school days had been like that.
>>12549163He's preparing for a prosperous future career as a venom addled street slut.
>>12549172I see Black Eye abuse in his future.
>>12549174Does using Black Eye give you pink-eye?
>>12549176If you use it enough, it gives you blindness.
>>12549176It certainly looks infected enough
>>12549183Dammit Johanssen, get the fudge out of my yard! I don't want to god-damn pink-eye!
>>12548969That sounds like that could very easily backfire when you discover during that your dick has been shrinking too at step 9.
I'll do a brown cow if less doesn't.
>>12549197That looks nice, but why are her scleras pink?
>>12549200Pink. Eye.
>>12549197>hound coloring someone brownSasuga
>>12549207Conjunctivitis?
>>12549200Why not?
>>12549216Don't mind me, I was just wondering what's the meaning behind it...
>>12549216We all know why you love brown, Hound.
>>12549221Can you blame him?I mean, look at that perfect smile.
>>12549224I'm not blaming him, I share his perversions.>You call this a hot spring?
Some light editing of Hathor by some faggot.To .Less, this is what she'd ideally look like to me.
>>12549231Hathor looks like a Curumim native with those colors, down to the red paint on her eyes and all.>inb4 Brazil pls
>>12548734Yes, hello.
>>12549240gibe monie pls
>>12549247Jesus Christ. Aliens aren't monstergirls but I'd make an exception for the queen.
>>12549270Who is this attractive and stronk Ctarl-Ctarl woman? Clearly she is a completely different person from Firecat, the wrestler!>>12549278>Aliens aren't monstergirlsSays who?
>>12549270I remember where this image came from.Fucking Canopians.
>>12549278Really now?
>>12549240And how does that make you feel?No, seriously, would this be adequate.
>>12549287That comic is shitty. She's just three different succubus flavors of whore.
>>12549278>Aliens aren't monstergirlsWho says they can't? I know you'd like it if they were considered MGs, and so would I.Well, why not?
>>12549289Don't make her red. My first thought was Indian too. Brown. Delicious brown.
>>12549292So she's like your waifu then?
>>12549289Her skin looks a bit too red, but I do like this color scheme.
>>12549297As much as I like Aisha, you don't spam the thread.
>>12549295>Variety of creatures that need human men to breed>From SPACENnnnnnaaahh.
>>12549307Nigga, we made planets into Monstergirls, why not Aliens?
>>12549307Wibbly-wobbly sexee smexee.
>>12549306>spam the thread>five pictures by different peopleThis does not constitute spam anon.
i like ghosts
>>12549287>>12549292I dunno. I love that her tongue and insides are that blue. I mean, I could just spend hours enjoying that fact. Her tongue. Her pussy. Spraying my cum in either oriface.
>>12549348Ghosts are great
>>12549298>>12549289Okay, so is this better?
>>12549348Agreed.
>>12549352I like it all.But I think brown suits Hathor, and I love that there's a slight distinction in her skin tone from Ra. I'm okay with this.
>>12549352It's a bit better, but needs to be a bit more brightness. That's almost zombie-tier skin tone.
>>12549348You shouldn't.
>>12549348I want to snuggle with a ghost girl by letting her superimpose her body into mine.
>>12549360>>12549359How about this?
Uh, guys... What's the best way to calm down an angry werewolf?
>>12549366Why not
>>12549380Tummy rubs.
>>12549377Nice, looking pretty good.
>>12549377Ooh, yeah, I like that. Much warmer skin tone.
>>12549380Strip, and let her expend the excess energy on you.
>>12549377Ammy's bust is perfect.I hope less does her getting praise during sex
>>12549385Because they're shit. They can't even pin you down and rape you.
>>12549401Ectoplasm.
>>12549380First, lower her defences by pressing the tips of your fingers against her paw pads. This will surprise and confuse her, and allow you to assert your will by nibbling and nipping at her neck. Continue holding onto her paws, working your way up from her neck when she starts to give from you pushing against her. When you're certain that she isn't fighting back any more, move from biting her neck to kissing up from her jaw, to her cheek, then to her lips.She'll want to reassert herself with this, so let her push back and take the lead, taking your hands from her paws and placing one hand against her tummy, under her shirt, and the other hand gripping the base of her tail gently.Everything after that is pretty instinctive, really.
>>12549388>>12549392>>12549398Okay then. It's settled.>>12548984.Less! Color her this way.>>12549377
>>12549401but they can be fucking you at any time, through your clothes, wherever you are
>>12548984Oh yeah, and preferably make her hair brunette.Or leave it. I don't care either way.
>>12549401Can't rape the willinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIZhBUXNwzw
>>12549436That'd be a bit tricky, unless you have proper dick placement, your pants and underwear would smother your dick when she makes it hard.
>>12549434sure thing
>>12549434Eh, I liked how .less coloured it originally anyhowBut to each their own. I ain't complaining
>>12549287>TraceCASE
>>12548984I think it is perfect. keep at it .Less
>>12549231Much, much better.
>>12549454Thank you.
>>12549454You're awesome .less
>>12549436>tfw no spooky ghost gf for Halloween hijinks
>>12549454Noo, Dont change it!!!!
>>12548600I'm more concerned about the fact that she has legs now...
>>12549454Hathor filling milk bottles when, less?
>>12549509Yes change it. There's only like two people who like it your way.
One advantage to having Hathor be brown is that the milk she lactates will contrast well against her skin.
>>12549506>no ghost for all-year-round hijinks
>>12549454I'd prefer you keep it the way it is and let the other anon edit it the way other people want him to. That way we have both so everybody is happy.
>>12549506So just what would Monster Girls do on Halloween? I mean, besides the rape, of course, that's kind of a given. I'm more curious about what they'd try to dress up as, personally.
>>12549558Christmas Cake monstergirls trying to each spread the rumor around the neighborhood that they, specifically, have the best candy, so they can look forward to being visited by all those sweet shotas.
>>12549558Shota rape, courtesy of lonely Christmas Cakes, would be at an all time high, wouldn't it?
>>12549560>>12549561Nailed it.
>>12549561That's a scary monstergirl. Would anyone waifu her?
>>12549561Well of course, it's why I said rape was a given, especially considering CC's would do what >>12549560 saidDamn it, now I really wish I was a young HB in their world
>>12548001Where's Neptune
>>12549574neptune would prolly be an air headed water type girl
>>12549558Wurm confirmed for dressing up as grape snake in hood and "racially insensitive" purple face
>>12549549ohh I have to agree with that suggestion.Ultimately though, it is entirely up to .less as he is the artist, so it is pretty much his 'baby'
>>12549579Obviously she'd be getting harassed by uppity Elves and shit. Especially when her Apophis friend already said it was okay and was dressing up as a Wurm herself
>>12549574
>>12549515How do you think she'll react to having legs?
>>12549558A harpy paints on some scales and wears a fake snake tail. "I'm a Quetzalcoatl!"
>>12549585you have no idea how tempted I was to post that toobtw i am more a Noire kinda guy
>>12549558>>12549579>>12549582Apophis paints herself red, and gets a couple of toy swords.She goes out as Marilith.
>>12549558Not sure if a Mermaid could pull off another monstergirl too well.Maybe just wear some painted cardboard boxes over her wheelchair and pretend to be a battle tank.
>>12549592Me too.Imagine Noire cosplaying as monstergirls.
>>12549601mmmmm>>12549599Dalek from Dr Who perhaps?Inseminate inseminate !!
>>12549592Mah knigga
>>12549561Guess I'll have to be the one to say it: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY!!!
>>12549622She doesn't look ugly. She's got a slasher smile sure, but those eyes are pretty. I'd imagine she looks kind of cute when she isn't licking her lips in anticipation of her next victim.
>>12549560Would CCs go after shotas for rape, or to raise? Then lovingly make their adopted sons into men
>>12549631Too demony for me, inverted knees and horns and those freakishly large "hands."
>>12549635Both, preferably a mix of the two.
>>12549635I would think that CCs would become cougarsplying the net for young boys , tempting them with presents and other offerings, then slowly leading up to dinners and a place to stay......all in return for making her feel sexually aroused .....Why does this sound so damn nice?
>>12549631And she's a clown. Have you ever met an adult who liked clowns? No lie?
>>12549558>>12549579>>12549582>>12549591>>12549598>>12549599>>12549620>You'll never see your waifu embarrass your daughteru with their matching costumes
>>12549647You like older women don't you anon?smugspongebob.jpg
>>12549649>Everything fucks down here.
>>12549635The shitty ones go for rape. So, your succusluts and Mantiwhores. Every other goes for raising. But really I think it depends on lifespan. The longer lived ones have plenty of time to invest in raising a shota. Others with a human lifespan wouldn't.
>>12549655>you'll never take their picture to preserve the moment/use as a détente for when she so much as threatens to misbehave
>>12549640I don't mind the horns so much. They're fine. I can see the knees being the biggest turn off, seeing as how it's an animal bone structure in what appear to be human legs. Wash the blood off of those gloves, though, and they're no more terrifying than the big meaty claws dragon and wurm bros love so much. I want to make her blush my holding one of those fingers.>>12549649I've never met an adult who likes clowns. I'm indifferent towards them. I can see them being scary to people, but to me, even after reading It, a clown is still just a man in whacky make-up.
but why a dickthrone?
Uh oh! Your monster girl daughteru is a bet wetter!How do you react?
>>12549656You say that like it is a bad thing, yes I like my women developed, mature, and of legal age.
>>12549668Being the Anubis' dickthrone is a grueling task, but some slave has to do it.
>>12549662The only clowns I've ever liked are rodeo clowns. They're funny. They don't get in your face. Everyone treats them nice instead of like they're creepy so they don't really feel creepy. And who doesn't love to see a man in goofy shoes get chased by a two ton animal, hop into a barrel and get knocked around an arena?
>>12549668Poor guy. She probably sits on that throne for hours. Imagine what that's doing to his blood circulation. I doubt he's allowed to get up and walk it off either. His legs are fucked.
>>12549671bed even.
>>12549671I get her some new bedsheets and change her into a different set of PJs, tell her that it's not her fault, it's a phase she'll grow out of, then tuck her back in and kiss her on the forehead. Maybe give her a glass of warm milk and read her a story until she dozes off.
>>12549668Hathor would never use such a slovenly throne
>>12549671Clean the sheets, tell her not to drink before sleep, make her go to the toilet before bed, wait until she grows out of it. What kind of question is that? >Hurr O noes, now u need 2 breef. wut do?You breathe, nigga.
>>12549680It looks like the Anubis has a cute little striped necktie.
TFW you will NEVERcomfort your Dragon waifu or wolf girl waifu because it is lightning and thundering outside scared wolfgirl being comforted ,jpg
>>12549691>She just wet the bed>Give her a drink before sending her back to bed
>>12549694Would Hathor have a cuddle throne? Where you sit on her lap and she hugs you, pressing her breasts into your back?
>>12549699Okay?
>>12549702Hew throne is in the most private part of her abode. She forces her throne to work out daily to become big enough so that she can curl up and cuddle in his lap.
>>12549700Hey, it's only a little glass of warm milk. And it's not like it happens that often twice in one night. Right?Right?
>>12549702That would be Bastet's. Hathor would have a normal lapthrone, but the guy's job is to hold her large, heav-- I mean healthy bust for her.Good thing he drank Hathor-blessed milk before taking this job. Dude must be fucking Hercules by now.
>>12549702>Hathor even having a throneShe walks out among the people, unseen, blessing them with fertility and health, secretly removing spoiled milk from grocers and replacing it with her own.What she does have is a sweet bed to share with her husband.
>>12549697I wouldn't be surprised if she worked at an office dressed like that.Anubis have no shame.
>>12549668I want to lick out her navel.
>>12549716Then how does one worship Hathor's gigantic, child-bearing hips?She have a temple somewhere?
>>12549702She sits on pillows and softest of grass>>12549716What, is she Milk Batman? Or some Milk Ninja?
I want this to be my life.Why isn't this my life?
>>12549732She has many temples run by the Daughters of Hathor, sexy healthy daughters of Hathor.You don't think you can just waltz up and squeeze the tits of a god do you? But be a good boy and and her priestesses will make sure you never feel lonely.No dirty business before marrying one and pledging your life to serving Hathor though. So sayeth the Book of Moo. This is also why there are so many temples.
>>12549736You sinned in your past life, so now current you takes the punishment.I feel you though. I want a slimegirl to drip her sweet substance into my mouth, too.
>>12549734>Hathor in ninja costume>It barely fits her, almost ripping at some spots>She gets stuck trying to go through an open window because of her large hips>Starts panicking in a cute way>Male acolyte in ninja costume shows up and sets her free
>You will never live in an MG universe where the strong rape the weak.>You will never find yourself stuck at the bottom of the 'rape food chain' and work your way up it, by becoming stronger.>You will never start raping lesser MGs, while avoiding the stronger ones until your ready.Rape or be raped.
>>12549746>And that was the last time Hathor would drink 5+ White Russians on Halloween
>>12549747>Raping monstergirls.Ew, no. I just get them all together and have cuddle orgies with them at night. And at day. And whenever I feel like it.Just imagine being warmed and caressed on all sides by soft skin, silky fur, smooth scales and slippery tentacles all hugging you and everybody around you into a big, loving pile of contentment.
>>12549561Fearboners are best boners.
>>12549747>Renegade route.>>12549755>Paragon route.
>>12549747>You'll never become a veteran in the whole rape food chain, learning with your mistakes each day>You'll never become more paranoid and insane with time due to all the venom you've been injected with during your failed attempts to escape rape>You'll never reach the top of the rape chain one day at the price of your mental health, and become the craziest fucking rapist in the entire city>You'll never develop your own broom of aphrodisiac venoms, some being capable of incapacitating an Ushi-Oni while being harmless to you>You'll never become a force to be reckoned with in the rape department, being too dangerous to live in societyLet's see how THEY like it!
>>12549762By venom I mean Manticore/Oomukade venom and such.
Would a slime pit or a tentacle pit feel better to be trapped in?Anal would be eventually be involved in both cases.
>>12549762>You will never have a recurring nightmare of your 3rd day, when an Ushi-Oni chased you up a tree.>Everytime all you can do is hug the tree tightly, while the Ushi-Oni aggressively circles the tree from below, occasionally ramming it, trying to shake you loose.>When you wake up you find yourself clutching onto a rock or a tree in a death grip, in a cold sweat. Before going back to bed.Life in the Monster Girl Zone is not easy.
>>12549766I'd go with slime.
>>12549762Dan plz. You're nothing without horse pussy.
>>12549770Who's Dan?
>>12549775A very angry man.
>>12549675I didn't say it was bad.
>>12549292No she's literally a heroin addict. That's exactly how they act.
>>12549766Probably more breathing room in the tentacle pit, but I'd still go with slime...
Why can't anything be as wonderful as monster girls?
>>12549747This was already done in a previous thread. With almost the exact same wording.
>>12549762>You'll never become known as a legend among both man and MG>A non-wizard who faces even Ushis and walks away unraped>You'll never actually subdue any opposing MG by walking up to them and hugging them deeply and tenderly, confusing them utterly>You'll never show them love through non-sexual contact and open their hearts to the warmth and acceptance of loving cuddles>You'll never have some hugged MG follow you around and spread hugs across the land alongside you>You'll never look behind you one day to see at least 10 different MG smiling sheepishly or grinning bashfully back at you>You'll never spend the nights on your journey huddled up against a fluffy tarantula arachne abdomen with a Holst sleeping atop you, a harpy's wings covering you both, a group of fairies in your hair, a lamia coiling at your legs, and a kitsune atop the arachne, using her tails as a pillow for you and several other MG>You'll never have them become your lifelong friends, and grow especially close with one from the group, receiving every other MG's blessing when you pledge each other's lives to one another>You and her will never be squeezed together in a big group hug of laughing and smiling>You will never continue to journey with them all even after marriage, spending nights either alone with your lover, or all together like a big family>You'll never occasionally be ravaged by them on a full moon, the cuddle pile descending into a mass orgy lead by your lover.
>>12549838>>12549839Ah, it's going a different direction this time, apparently. Never mind.
>Open door>See this>Jump backwards>into her waiting arms
>>12549844She looks cuddly.
>>12549844The trick is to always run towards her if you want to escape.
>>12549747This needs to be a game.>>12549755>monstergirls are too soft for rapeYou are the worst type of fag.
>>12549839Now, this is something I can approve.
>>12549855>>12549858>fagor>not fagI don't know who to listen to.
Curious, what are everyone's top 3 favorite MG artists?
>>12549743See this mother fucker gets it. Though in a world filled with monster girls consensual sex is kind of how you propose.
>>12549747Armstrong is that you?
>>125498691.)Thomas2.)KC3.)Hroz
>Be assigned as maintenance worker/sculptor for the largest Cathredal of Her Holiness>Part of your job is maintaining the Gargoyles>They always freaked you out, but a job's a job>Find one particular Gargoyle just absolutely shit blasted by the pigeon harpies that frequent the Cathedral, their idiotic ramblings fading off after you shoo them away>She's not as grotesque as the others, taking a more humanoid female shape>Name her Angelique for the irony of it, since she's very much a She-Devil in appearance>End up spending alot of your days just talking to her, sharing everything with her>Think of yourself as Spider-Man talking to "Bruce", and snigger at the idea of her being Batman>Stay well past your welcome one day, and wake up to the sounds of cracking and grinding stone>Angelique's moving, her stone body becoming like flesh>Ruby red eyes focus on you>You almost expect to be eaten or raped>She just sits down and puts a palm under her chin"Well? Aren't you going to continue or am I going to be even more bored to death by the drab scenery?"
>>12549880I PLAYED RAPEBALL IN COLLEGE Y'KNOWCOULDA GONE PRO IF I HADN'T JOINED THE NAVYIs the Senator a massively buffed-up Oni?
>>12549885I love everything I'm hearing.
>>12549885I can't help but think of the Gargoyle from That Game.
>>12549885Sounds like the beginning of a cute story
>Femdom Kikimora sitting on your face>You shuffle a little and start to rim herAre you in for punishment or a reward?
>>125498691. Thomas2. Hroz3. Z-Ton
Whats with all the newfags in this thread?
>>12549844puu dot sh/bWrGR.png
>>12549909Point them out.
>>12549903The punishment is a reward in and of itselfSo reward
>>12549912Now that's a clever way to colour her.
>>12549912Is that a tentative color scheme? If so, I like it.
>>12549912That's a pretty clever way to colour her. I like it.
>>12549885>Continue to tell her stories over the coming weeks>Her focus never leaves you at night, going so far as to make something akin to a smile >Tell her it's a cute smile, she turns away"Don't say something like that so suddenly, idiot.""You're three hundred years too young to come after an old lady like me anyway.">Ask her how long she's been sitting there, she clams up>One day, after trimming Angelique's horns with your chisel and file, you pat her on the head and call it>Start to descend the ladder>It gives away and you fall enough to break your leg, hospitalizing you for some time>Can't go back to work, spend your days vegetating watching shitty television programs involving MGs accusing men of being their baby daddies>One evening, you hear the wooden frame and some of the wall giving way, a shape clamboring through the window noisely>It's almost the shape of a devil, but not quite"It's a fine evening for a flight, wouldn't you say?">Ask who's there"Jack the Ripper, kid.">Tell her you have nothing to wear to go with her, she merely smiles in the shadows before stepping forward. It's Angelique."That's okay, sweetie. The only audience we have are the moon and stars."
>>12549912Nice. I'd make her skin darker, personally, as displacer beasts are normally blue-black. What colour for the eyes?
>>12549919>>12549921>>12549923just moved the lines, might do that though if i clean it upshould all the colors be in the same direction or moved slightly in different direections from the lines
>>12549868Trust me you're a fag. Monstergirls like to get raped too.
>>12549927I'm inclined to say that the colours should be displaced in the same direction, as a single object, but that's more a speculative opinion than anything.
>>12549743>no dirty businessYou mean you have to be untainted by demonic energy, or a virgin to join?
>>12549933Well, as long as they like it, then that's okay.
>>12549924continue
I found a vampire thing on deviantart:http://breathing2004.deviantart.com/art/your-blood-belongs-to-me-202128302
>>12549909We're getting too popular. Just wait when the anime comes out.
>>12549937should i double the colors and make them shifted and transparent?
can someone explain a displaced to me?
>>12549953Google
>>12549953Learn to fucking google
>>12549950That sounds like it would look quite nice actually, if it's not overdone. Go for it.
>>12549946Maybe when I learn to actually put shit in prose.
>>12549950Sounds good for me, give it a try.
>>12548106Maaaaaan I just forgot that I was reading that unending story, now I have something to do at least
>>12549953*Displacer beast.And yeah, google.
>>12549958>>12549967puu dot sh/bWTXl.png like that?
>>12550011Yeah, more or less precisely that. It's good.
>>12550011Yes, it's pretty good.
>>12550011I didn't say anything but I wasn't a fan of the first one. This one however looks fantastic.
>>12550011Mind if I post this back in the /tg/ thread whence the uncoloured picture came?
>>12550016>>12550022>>12550025there?>>12550027When it's done
Did everyone just leave?Is this like one of those Rapture-type scenarios where all of the non-subs leave Earth before the Red Moon descends upon the sky as a harbinger of the monstergirls?
Don't forget to hug your daughteru, anons.
>>12550042Sorry, didn't know you planned to do more, I'll hold off for a bit. This is already pretty ace though.
>>12550043Everyone's just having their post-monstergirl coitus smoke break. As in they need to wait for their pelvis to stop smoking.
>>12550042Looks awesome, good job!>>12550045Cute as fuck.
>>12550045Of course. Daddy ain't leaving home to work without hugging his little girl. She always makes sure I never forget the habit anyways.
Here's the coloured Hathor from last thread. If someone wants me to mess around with the colours, let me know.She can always be made more tan or more healthy.
>>12550054I think hair is too dark.
>>12550054Wow, that looks great.
>>12550054I don't know about everyone else, but I think she looks divine.
>>12550045>implying i wouldn't hug her everyday until I dieThe only thing I wouldn't do to my daughteru is dick her
>>12550054Excellent.
>>12550054Great mother of all things healthy, she looks wonderful
>>12550054Looks great indeed.
>>12550054my god milk
>>12550047well if it's considered fine then i'm doneso go ahead, since it seems it's accepted>>12550052thanks
someone needs a diet
>>12550057No, anon.This is just right.Sooooo RIGHT!>>12550054Thank you.
>>12550054Who is this mysterious new drawfag?
>>12550071I agree. They need a diet of MORE MILK
>>12550054By Moth-chan's abs, this is wondrous.
Playtime with Hathor!
>>12550054I wonder, how would she look with a "divine" streak or two through her hair? Similar to the normal Holstaurus.
>>12550082Worship-time with Hathor!
>>12550070Thanks, done. (but the thread's reached its bump limit, shame)
>>12550054Now now Anon, did you remember to finish your milk?
>>12550088Spent too long looking at displacer beasts, I'm seeing doubles everywhere.
>>12550088>but the thread's reached its bump limit, shameWe're gonna be here for another day or two.
>>12550088>(but the thread's reached its bump limit, shame)How fucking new are you?
>>12550092Two days. At page 8, we'll probably have around 24 hours left. Maybe.
>>12550087No worship, too lazy
>>12550100Naptime with Hathor?
>>12550104With cuddles?Then yes.
>>12550092>>12550093I meant the /tg/ art thread. Don't worry, I know how this board works, or doesn't.
>>12550104Lap pillowBreasts just barely covering your faceStroking your head
>>12550113I want this.
>>12550108As a key part of maintaining one's health, Hathor takes sleeping very seriously indeed. For all her disciples and worshippers, Hathor will make it her personal responsibility to ensure that everyone is well-rested, with at least 8 hours of sleep a day. In more severe cases of insomnia or overwork, Hathor will deliver her warmed milk to those afflicted with tiredness directly, and ensure a fulfilling night's rest by nurturing them to sleep herself, before nodding off shortly afterwards.
>>12550113That sounds divine
>>12550120>>12550124>Are you thirsty? Would you like a drink?
>>12550123Eh, I'd still be too lazy to join a cult like that.Is there a club for lazy people?No Dark Priests please
>>12550123How would she deal with that one overly devoted stubborn acolyte that refuses to take time to rest, saying that he still has much work to do and many people left to convert in her name?
>>12550130Remember to drink milk everyday, AnonsPraise Hathor
>>12550133>No Dark Priests pleaseWhat are you, gay?
Remind my why Hathor can't have a human lover?Even goddesses would want to be loved like that.
>>12550123I hate pure milk, and I only drink it mixed with coffee.Hathor's milk would be only one I'd drink.>>12550130Yes, please.
>>12550134Tender loving cuddling.
>>12550134She drugs his food.
>>12550137Remember the anon talking about his cousin with the crotchless pants?Yeah I'd rather not wear that thank you.
>>12550145What if he's a hardcore workaholic that believes he works better with an empty stomach?
>>12550146I have no idea what are you talking about, but ok.
>>12550134Fuck his brains out until he can no longer stand.
>>12550145Hathor would never do that, Anon
>>12550134>Ahh, you are such a good, hard worker!>Come, please take a day off to relax, you and I.>All your stress will be relieved, and your hard work rewarded.
>>12550148Tranquillizer darts filled with essence of weresheep.>>12550152She drugs his food with love.
Would you a spooky?
>>12550158Non
>>12550158Probably.
>>12550158> No> Fuck NoPick one of the above.
>>12550158Yes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LjhGNMOoEU
>>12550158I don't know.
>>12550138Some people might say that but in my head cannon she did take a human husband who is now a godlike being like her, probably immortal, and they of course had, and probably still are having, a bunch of kids who are a lesser race of Hathor who live a long time. They are usually like head priestesses at her churches but they can do whatever they want really, their husband of course is granted a long life with her.
>>12550158Nah.
>>12550172Is his name Anonymous?
>>12550172>demi-god holstauri with naturally darker-toned skin>the one baby who is male
>>12550176I think Anmous
This lack of love for spooky puts me in despair.
>>12550176His name is [insert name here].>>12550178That man would have bones naturally stronger than steel.
Would you rather have a waifu or a daughteru?
>>12550163She'll pick the second with emphasis on the first word.
>>12550186Can't have both?
>>12550186Waifu.>>12550187> justasplanned.gif
>>12550186Acquire waifu, make daughteru, I get both. This is even easier than those "would you rather have loli or healthy" posts.
>>12550186Waifu obviously. You can make daughterus with her.
>>12550180This.
>>12550178A human male?>>12550183We need more spooky stuff, really.
>>12550192There are probably places where you can make a waifu out of your daughteru too. It'd be creepy, but you could do it.
>>12550199Tennessee.
>>12550186A waifu so I can make a daughteru with her.
>>12550199>It'd be creepy, but you could do it.
>>12550197Some people have a headcanon that monstergirls can give birth to human sons, but only very rarely.
>>12550197>A human male?That's the only type of males there are.
>>12550186Just imagine having a monstergirl who just walks around the house naked giving no fucks about it. She'd also just come over and fuck you without consent all the time promptly walking away afterwards still dripping.Too lewd?
>>12550204I loved that doujin.
>>12550188>>12550189>>12550191>>12550192>>12550203Waifu cannot bear children because reasons. Does your choice remain the same?
>>12550207More like too bland. You made it sound like she's a pre-programmed robot without a mind of its own.
>>12550207Not at all. It rather sounds like the red moon story I hope to have finished by the 8th.
>>12550211Did she have a loss?
>>12550211Waifu. We can always adopt.
>>12550211Adoption. So yes.
>>12550211Alright then, get waifu, adopt daughteru.Now even daughteru healing might be involved, making it even better.
>>12550205I'm among those people. Hell still remember that discussion involving a human jailbait bishie/shota born from horsepussy from last night.
>>12550063Fag.
>>12550211Yes.>>12550215No.
>>12550213A busy monstergirl doesn't have time to deal with your bullshit Anon. She's gotta get her fuck in and get back to work.
>>12550211Yes.
>>12550227I too have my own business to take care of, why do I have to deal with HER bullshit?
>>12550133>no dark priestsWhy anon, they just want to love you All night long.
>>12550211Yes.>Can fuck each other as much I we want without consequences>Can adopt if we truly want children>Or a surrogate mother, who would probably do it for free
>>12550232You chose a monstergirl, lots of fucking is part of the deal bub.If you don't like it she can just eat you I guess...
>>12550186Daughterus are just waifus to be anon.
>>12550211Daughteru obviously.I dick the daughteru and make daughteru's daughteru. Then I dick daughteru's daughteru daughteru and make granddaughteru
>>12550158Of course. (Whelp, off to check if that /d/ thread's still up*)>>12550211Sure, unless we're in a setting like MGE we're probably too different biologically to have kids anyway.*heh, still up.
>>12550241Don't you mean suck off?
>>12550244I like you.
>>12550246>There's a /d/ thread on this subject>It's still really sparseSpooky does not know the love of so many other things...
>>12550211That doesn't change much, no. We can just adopt one of the many accidental rape babies that must exist.
>>12550254Is that oogie boogie from the nightmare before christmas?
>>12550234Too lazy for sex.
>>12550247Only on Tuesdays
>>12550258>accidental rape babyYou will never go around the country making a harem/bodyguard force out of abandoned daughterus. It's like the gods hate us.
>>12550260Yep, she's got a surprising amount of art.
>>12550269Uh...lazy how? Too lazy to fuck your partner or you just don't care?>>12550274You are worrying me.
>>12550275BRB, meeting waifu for the first time.http://periodictable.com/Samples/002.1/s13.JPG
>>12550280Just don't care.
>>12550282Same.
>>12550275That'd make a good story. Some asshole running around saving daughterus with the ulterior motive of making the strongest mercenary force the world has ever seen.
>>12550280I'm sorry I'm worrying you. Have a MG.
>>12550286And dick them anon, that's integral to the plot.What would his aim be?
>>12550254Please post more spooky, I don't have any.
>>12550291How spooky?
>>12550288Heh, cute. I'd like to see a harpy adorned by gold and jewels after seeing this image.
>>12550269Fucking panda bears, I swear to god you bitches deserve to go extinct.>>12550282>>12550283>Wish I had the panda monstergirl pic right now
>>12550290For once dicking the daughteru is almost acceptable.>What would his aim be?Money and a harem, what else could a man want? Equality? Revenge for his dead waifu? Power?
>>12550286>Daughteru sans frontieres
>>12550297>Diamond Daughterus
So you acquire a waifu and adopt a daughteru. What race is your waifu and daughteru?
>>12550295
>>12550204>The page where the Ant Daughterwaifu is hugging the eggs of her childrenMy heart doki dokis everytim
>>12550301Am I allowed to dick the daughteru? This is important.
>>12550300More like Charlie's Daughterus
>>12550305>Dicking the daughteru>Dicking the daughteru when you're already married>NTR daughter dickingNO, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
>>12550296I will never understand how there are people who wouldn't dick the daughteru. There are daily incest threads on /a/.To become the most feared...yeah fuck that, accrue wealth, get a castle or two and fuck your harem all day. Maybe help improve human/monster relations.
>>12550310What if the daughteru goes yandere, and forcefully sticks your dick in her?
>>12550291You gotta tell me how spooky bro.
>>12550305Don't let anyone ever tell you that you can't.>>12550310>ntrThere's those letters again. It's not ntr if he doesn't get taken/abandon his waifu. It wouldn't even be cheating since waifu/daughter action is a thing.
>>12550310Making daughteru dicking forbidden just makes the act more enticing. Arachnid waifu, sheep daughterfu.
>>12550311>I will never understand how there are people who wouldn't dick the daughteruMaybe because some of us don't want to dick the daughteru.>There are daily incest threads on /a/.>/a/I don't care about that place.
>>12550301Jinko or Wolfu.Also, Frosted Rapes a best.http://imgur.com/a/yiW0i#0
>>12550311>I will never understand how there are people who wouldn't dick the daughteruEh, if you don't have a waifu because reasons I don't see the problem, but where's the point on dicking the daughteru when you have a waifu.
>>12550311>There are daily incest threads on /a/.Incest doesn't necessarily equal father/daughter. I'd object less to, say brother/sister or cousin incest, it's just something about parental dicking that seems horribly wrong to me. Also, you're assuming that everyone on /a/ goes to those threads. They don't. I'd also rather have a harem outside of my daughterus anyway.
>>12550292Looks like a flumph.>How spooky?How spooky can you go? (Note: not the same as scary)
>>12550325>what's the point of taking multiple loversSex.
>>12550321I agree. I wouldn't dick my daughteru either, I have my waifu for that.
>>12550328Not too spooky. No matter where you go creepy monster girls just go grotesque and I don't do dat shit.
>>12550330But you have your waifu for that.
>>12550321Yet that is where most of us come from.>Maybe because some of us don't want to dick the daughteru.So don't, but stop telling us to what not to do with our daughterus, you dicking Nazi.
>>12550315What if your daughteru murders your waifu?>>12550327>haremabsolutely disgusting
>>12547865>White HathorI also imagined her white but, somehow she looks...weird.Anyway, delivering, png for colorfags.
>>12550054By Ra! Look at those hips!
>>12550337All these pictures are doing is just mildly triggering my trypophobia, you gonna have to step it up with that spooky.Spoilering images is a cheap method, too, so don't even try.
>>12550325>but where's the point on dicking the daughteru when you have a waifu.Showing her the same love you give your waifu. And dicking. What kind of question is that?
>>12550343By Ammy's sunshine, this is wonderful
>>12550346Machino Henmaru - The Holes
>>12550340>stop telling us to what not to do with our daughterusI forgot to tell you I'm not the guy you were originally talking to. You can do what you want with your daughterus, I'm just not the kind that dicks mine.You dicking jew.
>>12550343She's gorgeous as ever, LoenAlthough she might need some to run along her hips, thighs, and legs.
>>12550350Already saw that one a long time ago.
>>12550353some fur*
>>12550341>no haremIt wouldn't be like your Chinese cartoons.>>12550338And who says you can't have more than one?
>>12550341>what if your daughteru murders your wifeuSend her to jail of course.
>>12550346Sorry but I'm walking a fine line here. I have to balance lewd, grotesque, actually being monstergirl and not monster, and not just posting a bunch of fucking touhou. Options are REALLY limited.
>>12550351but would you let your daughteru dick your butthole?
>You will never travel the land with your Nekobus familiar, summoning demons, causing havoc and being chased by a vengeful Paladin Girl.Gloria nostra heros daemonium.
>>12550362Fuck off Bob.
>>12550362Go away Bob.
>>12550362With a strap on or something?Sure. Prostate stimulation is great.
>>12550351>jewBut I don't hoard the dick.
>>12550358>having more than one waifu>>12550362Fuck off Bob.
>>12550362Don't start.
>>12550362No, I wouldn't. No daughter of mine has a dick.
>>12550365>>12550368>>12550370>>12550372>Don't notice all the daily reminder to make sure Laska is still relevant shilling>Only notice from thatCome on, son.
>>12550372Hey man, they're the one with the monogamy chip courtesy of the demon lord. It's not even because she cares for such a concept since harems are allowed, she just didn't want monster killing each other over the D. How boring. Some people wan to be a princess, I want to be a prize people would kill for.
>>12550369Gay.>but anon, it's a girl doi-Gay.
>>12550343Leon would you ever dress up a curvy Zoph like that?
>>12550381MG monogamy doesn't preclude killing for dick, in fact it should encourage it in certain situations. It's the whole "only kill in self-defense" thing that stops murderous rampages and that's not even sexual.
>>12550383>Responding to NegaduckYou should know better.
>>12550383I'm sorry you can't enjoy it. If you're feeling curious one day give it a whirl.
>>12550364Lawful Evil>Chaotic Evil
>>12550379I feel stupid.
>>12550364Is the vengeful paladin girl vengeful because you dicked her and walked away?Also where are the anti-paladin monstergirl stories?
alp cuddling?
>>12550362If its a strap-on, then maybe. And that's only when she's mature enough to understand what she's doing, and my waifu is somehow unable to sex me
>>12550387Oh it's Nega? Okay, thanks for the heads up, I won't do it anymore, unless THAT happens. Except for this instance where I'm replying because it would be rude not to.>>12550388>curiousNot even 0.001 percent.
>>12550254http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWormThatWalks
>>12550385>curvy ZophShe has a slender body but yea, I will draw her properly again, complete body this time.
>>12550409>tvtropesCome on now.
>>12550386Right, but if a man is already married and another MG wants him, she'll likely join as a second wife. If he is unclaimed I can see tow monstergirls fighting to the death for him, especially if they're from rival species.
>>12550415Not him, but what's wrong with tvtropes? It's a nice resource.
>>12547946the dude who made anya must be feelin pretty good
>>12550301well, if we are talking about marry, adopt, it would be... fox woman wife, and either dragon or dark elf daughter, and NO i dont like to keep it in the family
>>12550420Over run by fucking SJW.
So, considering how I'm currently listening to /v/ the Musical 2, what kind of music would your waifu like?
this incest stuff is not my thing
>>12550422Imagine how the guy who had the original Hathor concept must be feeling right now.
How RAPE is you're waifu?10%? 40%? Or 100% pure RAPE?
>>12550428Why are /v/irgins better singers than /a/nons?>>12550433Somewhere in the 45-50 percentile.
>>12550428Classical
>>12550433Ushi oni need to be fucking exterminated.
>>12550428From classical to metal and vidya OSTs.>>12550433FROSTED RAPE.http://imgur.com/a/yiW0i#0
Lich encountet when?
>>12550433My 10 year old daughteru is raping at an 8th grade level.I'm proud of her.
>>12550433Well, some nights I would like to just curl up and cuddle with her, or have a nice, calm night. But some nights, I would want to just completely and utterly ravage until my eyes roll to back of my head and I ahegao like a mad manSo maybe 50-60%
>>12550441But trying to exterminate them just results in MORE ushi oni! It's like trying to kill a hydra, only with more rape.
>>12550432Not him but I've been helping her along the entire time. I've been here from the beginning praising HEALTH, and preaching to the masses about spreading love and health. I try to get in every discussion about her but damn our church has exploded, I won't ever leave though.
>>12550441I take you haven't seen Fia yet?
>>12550428/m/ stuff:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jyKiqQy5u8
>>12550428classical, operasexy classy fox woman in a flowing gown pic .jpg(whats with these retarded captchas?)
>>12550379The only person who's mentioned Laska at all is you, anon. If you other daughteru images, feel free to share.
>>12550441I can't hear you over all the glorious RAPE.>>12550445doin' it right, anon.
>>12550441Faggot.
>>12550431What if was part of your waifu's culture?
>>12550445Is she raping one kid continuously?
>>12550458I dont think I would be able to develop a serious relationship with a species like that
>>12550448Bring plenty of men, cannons and fire.>>12550451Who? >>12550457Arachnophiliac.
>>12550458Best daughteru dicking story>you will never have a harem of wolves daughterus
>>12550465It's that or snooty tengus.
>>12550470>wolf
>>12550455Drawing of a Ushi Oni grinding her hips against a smiling guy while chief god adherents look on in horror while citing their scriptures when?
>>12550445Can a MG graduate from rape? If so, what would be the benchmark, being able to rape the willing?
>>12550483Monogamous rape.
>>12550428Metal.>>12550433100% rape when there's a full moon. Otherwise very vanilla, with a lot of cuddles. But sometimes she's too enthusiastic and the vanilla sex it transforms into semi-rape.
>>12550483>being able to rape the willingI wanna see it now.
>>12550433ain't no rape allowed here son.sure forceful sex, but i wouldn't marry someone who's going to rape me.
>>12550496>implying you have a choice
>>12550512wrong, go google frankenfran
Also, 'Monster Girls Paradise' english trailer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6fnaXsP-HE&feature=youtu.be>Is Japan sick or what...?
>>12550512That's not even Fran you fucking plebian
>>12550528Where's the horse pussy Hound?Not that I don't love some Hathor
>>12550528>Popular seriesThese words worry me for some reason.
>>12550528That trailer made my head hurt for some reason
>>12550528>Dionysia
>>12550536https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v0pgH6MmZM&list=UU6mxM3RYvytnqpWU1GyV19g>>12550532When I get to it, just haven't been able to really get the motivation to finish anything these past few weeks.
>>12550528>Mia>Centrair>Melo>Dionysia>Doppelmayr>Race:Mono EyeYeah, Japan knows how exactly how to write english romanji names, honest. Anything they say should be considered completely legit and official!
>>12550528see >>12550343
>>12550539Well, all onis are drunks, Japan knows this.
>>12550528>>12550540Japan please stop.
>>12550550Which reminds me. Why haven't we gotten a gratuitous drunk Tio scene? I've wanted to see a drunk Tio aggressively hitting on Darling ever since she got introduced.
>>12550550Which is why I love em
>>12549736what is this from?
>>12550528i felt like being violently ill watching this. I got on this "bandwagon" a year and a half ago, back when the content was still decent and the fanbase was worth talking to. With the over popularity this series is sure to bring, the time of having somewhat decent conversations has evaporated.
>>12549913the "rape monster girls" fags
>>12550572Isn't Tio an ogre, not an oni?
>>12550598I always got the impression they were sort of interchangeable.Tio definitely fits the description of an Oni or an Ogre.Even if Okayado were going by MGE rules, MGE says Ogres are an Oni/Demihuman type.
>>12550512Genderbent Victor von Gerdenheim?Also, been stuck with a Homunculus tale on the brain for a while.
>>12550541I'm used to bad Romaji names. I'm a fan of OOO.Fucking UNKH. What the fuck were you thinking Bandai?
Alrighty, lets do a poll here, its rather simple:1) what type of MG waifu /husbando would you like to have?2) what kind of relationship would you like?3) would you have kids?, if so how many4) give an example of life for you would beI'll start, with my fox woman wife, we have a very fun and equal relationship, we both enjoy doing things together and yet like alone time as well, we would have 2 children, and most of our time would be spent doing things together
>>12550671>MG husbandoThis ain't gonna end well, will it?
>>12550054So ...uh...I've only read the profiles...Nothing else...so who is she? I know her name, but not hat she is.
>>12550674well , some people might like an openly gay relationship for all i know
>>12550674They just can't stand not starting stuff. And it's always couched as something family.>What would your family be like? My soneru...Garbage
>>12550679Well who the fuck cares? It's a monstergirl thread you dildo licker.
>>12550674>>12550681I'm not sure he's trying to start something. I think he's just legitimately stupid.
>>12550677And this is why we bully people that overuse ellipses.>>12550679Then one or both of those people become alps. Problem solved.
>OH HO HO HO HO
>>12550341Sauce on pic?
>>12550677Literally lurk for more than a few hours faggot.
>>12550301I would like a super-fluffyYeti waifu. Selkie daughter. I would have the cuddles to keep me warm.
>>12550674Maybe they were trying to be inclusive. There might be girls in this thread, right? I mean, it is theoretically possible.
>>12550679>baito desu
>>12550691Damnit Bob! Do you ever stop? Fuck you. Fuck you with a rusty rake.
>>12550693Nigga, is you serious?
>>12550698The chances are that yeah there might be some, but even so this is a monster girl thread and so far in all widely accepted fiction there are only monster girls, no men. Other than a few species in EMG but that's a shitty manga anyway.
>>12550698TF is a girl. That doesn't matter. Monstergirl thread. I'm surrounded by dumbasses.
>>12550693>>12550691>>12550679Oh boy.OOOOOOOOHHHHHB O E H
>>12550701Fucking YES i'm serious. I'm a new faggot, ok, now how bout dat sauce?
>>12550703The reason for that being that it's the only thing that separates monstergirls from generic fantasy races. You know it and I know it. I swear some people won't just get it through their dense dumb skulls.
>>12550712What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>12550708Bob has dropped in to troll everyone again. Yet he wonders why people hate his guts.
We we're having such a nice thread too. Either this is some random newfags that all decided to be faggots at once or its like one or two huge faggots trying to derail things. Either way people just try not to focus on these others, just ignore them and talk about actually good monster girl related topics.
>>12550713>Male and females of every species=Generic Greyhawk Clone 11119>Female monster species need human men to breed= Novel setting even if poorly executed by KCAs the argument always goes.
>>12550709Well, for starters, delete your pic.Second, go to Bobanon's pastebin. There's your source.
>>12550723Thank you.
>>12550498i have a choice, as long as i have a gun.
>>12550731>Gun>Stopping an Ushi OniYou are so fucking screwed anon.
>>12550738He's not gonna use the gun on her.
>>12550731>Gun>Stopping an Ushi OniYou might as well bring a butter knife if you're going to attack an Ushi Oni with a gun of all things.
what would a dystopian mg-ruled society look like?
>>12550742>>12550731>People not knowing the power of a rifle.Seriously guys. A pistol sure, but a good steel core large bore rifle bullet will put down a grizzly bear and even an elephant. Crack open an ushi like a watermelon. That is if you're not a shit shot and she goes all Green Hills of Africa bull elephant on your ass.
>>12550728You might also like to know that scene never actually happens. .less just hates the Anubis that appears in that story.
>>12550742>>12550738"duh, guns don't work on animals because rape magic" pistol to small for an ushi? fine. i live in america, you can buy tanks here.
>>12550744Nothing done. Broken hips up 99999999%
>>12550744kill the fuckers, take command.
>>12550748Is /k/ leaking?
>>12550759yes. but he does have a point.
>>12550748The damage would only be considerably noticeable if it were something like 12.7x108mm and up, and even then, you gotta hit a very specific spot if you want an Ushi-Oni to go down for good, such as the brain or heart.Ushi-Onis are not as weak as bears and elephants, Anon. They're walking meat shields. They're tanks on legs.Good luck carrying, setting up and aiming an anti-material rifle at her in time before she realizes what you're doing and decides to do something about it.It's not gonna work.
>>12550755And fighter jets, and flamethrowers. But not as easily as in the old red states.>A few household chemicals, and a bit of cannon fuse>What's the cannon fuse for?>My cannonBless Burt Gummer>>12550759>Implying they're ever not here. It only gets brought up when people decide to start being retarded about guns.
>still no holstaurus mikoI know there's holy water, but what about holy milk?
>>12550765Yeah, jet's would work probably, flamethrowers wouldn't. Ushi-Onis have insane tissue regeneration rate. And the more you try to wound them, the more vicious they become.
>>12550768Plus you'd have to be careful with what weapon you use, what with their blood and all
>>1255005410/10 would praise! Now if you will excuse me anons, I believe there is a glass of milk with my name on it!
>>12550718For some reason, I'm thinking about comforting Patsy Cyclops after she got through watching Paths of Glory...
>>12550768>Implying a flamethrower can't stop fucking anything.I don't think you understand how devastating fire is to living flesh.
>>12550766All milk is holy, anon. Don't waste a single drop.
>>12550764You have no idea the amount of old steel core anti-material rounds just floating around in surplus do you? Most anybody that owns a nugget or a garand has at least a hundred. You can use them at parties to explode rocks and shoot through steel, it's a lot of fun. You're not setting up a Barret for god's sake.All that goes back to whether a person is a shit shot again in the first place. A round right through the heart or the face would stop it cold.
>>12550771Praise Hathor, Anon
>>12550744Human women are all dead or used only for breeding more humans. Human men have next to none rights and are expected to be good little boys for their wives and make sure dinner is cooked and the house is clean. Unclaimed men are in danger of getting raped or kidnapped to be used as sex slaves. Anyone found conspiring against the government will be executed, if a monstergirl, or publicly mindbroken, if a man.
>>12550744Humans are second-class citizens, men not allowed to leave their houses without their waifus/daughterus.Marriage mandatory for all males in the empire. Resistors will be summarily mindbroken."Rape" is no longer a proper word, but a way of being. "No" is fazed out of the sexual dictionary. All men are expected to give themselves up to the mg who first takes interest in them, unless they're already married.This is the future you choose by letting them rape you, /mgg/.
>>12550778What about never cry over spilt milk?You can just get some more.
>>12550784This sounds as bad as the rewriting of vocabulary stuff in 1984. Double good and so on.>Rape>Double rape
>>12550782Sounds like my kind of future
>>12550787The reference here that bad was phased out for 'ungood'. Man I'm retarded for not making the comparison better.
>>12550787What is "Double Rape"? Consenting to rape and thus being raped?
>>12550786Cry not, but mourn the loss and strive always to never to waste the milk of life.That includes drinking it before it spoils. Pay attention to the expiration dates, dammit.
>>12550774I do know what fire can do, Anon. The question is, do you know what an Ushi-Oni can do? Sure, you can hit her with flames and shit, but then what? She'll just brush it off, lunge at you and rip the damn weapon right off your arms. If you want to try doing some real damage on her, I'd suggest white phosphorous or thermite.>>12550779>You're not setting up a Barret for god's sake.That's what you should use, though. Ushi-Onis aren't almost always used as the very definition of "Unstoppable Force" just for shits and giggles.>A round right through the heart or the face would stop it cold.Did I mention that they're also agile as fuck?
>>12550790Getting raped by an MG while being raped by an MGAlso known as jolly co-operation
>>12550790Raping them so hard they block it from their memory as a traumatic experience, then doing it again.
>>12550782Yeah no thanks, I'd rather slit my throat than go out with those type of bitches
>>12550792>Did I mention that they're also agile as fuck?Doesn't matter. It says they're so unafraid of being wounded that they basically ignore anything that doesn't blow their heads off. There's no zipping around or tactics there. Just full steam ahead on the rape express like a charging elephant.
>>12550793>Sullying the name of jolly co-operation.I want to hit you so goddamn hard.
>>12550794>raping them>not "being raped"Your erroneous phrasing has landed you a spot in the mindbreak reeducation camps. Enjoy your stay!
>>12550792god I love ushi-onis
>>12550797But that's what the entry for "jolly cooperation" says in the MG World Government Standard-Issue Citizen Handbook and Dictionary, anon.
>>12550804Fucking MG'84 man.
>>12550796Well, if you think you can take them on, go ahead.I'm just a little bit upset that /k/ is using guns to fight monstergirls instead of protecting them, as it used to be.
>>12550795You sound like a man who hasn't been raped hard enough yet.
>>12550744I think there's a story that's kinda like that.
>>12550810Nah, I sound like a man who has made a choice that I don't want anything to do with any type of drugs that aren't shit like antibiotics.MGs being real would be the reason for me to start keeping a blade on me at all times to kill myself before or after rape with the use of drugs
>>12550809I think that any living creature hit with meganewtons of force from a weapon designed to kill a man at over a mile away can probably do its job just fine. Guns were the great equalizer of combat for a reason.People just never do the math on the forces involved. Even an old nagant anti-material round from the 40's can still punch through the engine block on a modern car.And monster are like people. Guns are for protecting the ones you like from the ones you don't.
So would the valkyries and angels and unicorns and other goodie two shoes type mgs be the proles, or what?Also, reminder that Onee-sama is always watching you
>>12550818The vanilla-tier ones would be the proles, the elves, the catgirls, the doggirls and so on.
>>12550807>MG84>MC is literally mindbroken into loving big sister in the endthis works pretty well actually
All of the females in the world have recently turned into MGs. As a male , your job is to help deliver school work to your female class mates during their time of needs.What could go wrong?
>>12550826>All femalesThe human race is doomed. Stop the bus. I want off this story.
>>12550822Makes me wonder how the rat scene would go. Facesitting with a large mouse?
>>12550826>Rape table.my fear boner.
>>12550698Maybe they're new, or maybe this is most likely bait. No monsterboys damnit.
>>12550816>nagant anti-material roundNever heard of that one. Do you mean the old 14.5x114mm used by the Soviets?
>>12550829You can either live in a superficially peaceful world where the human race is slowly going extinct due to mg overpopulation, or you could live in a dystopian mg wonderland where the human race survives on like a pelvis getting crushed for all eternity.No one gets off this ride alive.
>>12549893The one with the chains you break? I liked her. I wish there could have been more development.
>>12550836Or, you know, human sons.
>>12550698The main issue, besides this being a thread for Monster GIRLS, is that with Monster Boys there would be no need for Humans, they'd just go for Monster Girls.So you're basically NTR'ing everyone in /mgg/.
>>12550839Of course there are human sons that you can have with human waifus
>>12550770Their blood is only an issue if women are involved. Incuvolutionis the future.
>>12550802You and me both.
>>12550782A glaring oversight is that men who become incubi is that the gain their partners attributes, along with strength, speed, augmented healing and durability. Eventually, an army of incubi would rise up and take back the world.
>>12550831Sounds right. And O'Brien appears to be a human girl but turns out to be a succubus agent of the mindbreak police.
What would Dark Souls be like if someone made a Monstergirl H-game version of it?I ask myself questions like this every night.Would Seath the Scaleless be a slightly crazed Ara Ara mad scientist?
>>12550844when I read that, all I can think is 'the tone is all wrong'. She's talking too precise and calmly for a rape train. I should do a re-write.
>>12550842Or, you know, with MGs too on rare occasion.Everybody wins.
>>12550835It's a special type of steel core round that was used against more hardened targets. I have an old bandoleer of them I picked up from cheaper than dirt like fifteen years ago. They're different from regular surplus and modern manufacture ammo. My dad used to call them armor-piercing. I really don't have any use for them except to do stupid shooting tricks so I never dug much deeper.There was something similar for other rifles of the era too.
>>12550846Not sure it was an oversight so much as "humans with superpowers is dumb"Also you can't rise up when you're addicted to the V.
>>12550844Dickhead Things to do in Monster Girl City.Number 263When you're on a train and there's an Ushi-Oni in the same carriage as you. Just before you leave the train at your stop, take off her seal, then quickly run out as the doors close.Turn around and wave, you have now created a literal Rape Train.
>>12550839that would work.annon...what will I ever do with all of my school girl uniforms that don't fit me?
>>12550836>mg overpopulationBut humans are more numerous. The reason MGs are not extinct is the whole "monster are superior" bullshit rule, but they require hundred if not thousands of dickens before they get pregnant, that's one of the key aspects of incubization, so that you'll live long enough to get her pregnant.
>>12550850Of course she's calm, she didn't remove her seal and is relishing in anon-kun's helplessness
>>12550851Or you could quit saying that at all. Everybody hates your opinions, thread fail anon.
she was the best10/10would let rape me againDouble Plus Good!ok, this future sounds kinda scary
>>12550853That's what slave MGs are for anon.
>>12550849Pinwheel girl is endearingly incompetent and clumsy
>>12550860Hey, whoa.It's not like I'm crying Monster Boys here.I'm just saying, having human sons with MGs makes the whole balance thing work while also justifying fucking them at the same time. Am I right, or am I right?
>>12550855>Goes home and hangs it in his trophy case full of Ushi-Oni seals.There would have to be some kind of SWAT team to handle those kinds of situations.
>>12550862MGs can't be addicted to the V, unless you're implying yuri
>>12550870>SWAT>SpiderHeh. Probably the same team that handles beelzebubs.
>>12550867It takes away any danger or taboo for fucking monsters and destroys the naturally antagonistic dynamic between human and monster civilizations. It's a shit idea. This has been explained every time you've brought it up.
>>12550698>there might girls hereAnd none have made their presenceknown since 2008? Nah, it's just some dickhead trying to stir shit up. Were you there for THAT thread? Three thousand, two hundred posts of pure shitflinging. Maybe "no monsterboys" or some such notification should be added to the OP of the threads from now on.
>>12550867Don't you have a "Monster Family Thread" to post in?
>>12550876Not even good b8 man.
>>12550880Also pretty shit b8.
lets stop and think for a second, some major event happens (un-nammed) suddenly lots of Mgs running around the earth, do you really think they would need to rape anyone?I am fairly certain a good number of men would gladly sex a MG, think about it, a woman who puts out, vs dealing with 'regular' ones who play games, this would be a future I could see
>>12550857>"monster are superior" bullshitNot any dumber than "incubization" considering they're naturally higher up and the sexual food chain.If mgs were accepted into such a society expect them to start outnumbering the humans at some point, considering their drive to mate is much higher and men no longer fear rape. Throw in a little gender role inversion and we have a nice peaceful apocalypse setting.
>>12550882No, soneru pusher. You are the bait.
>>12550870>Shows them off to his Human friends."Now this one, as you can see, she was massive, even for an Ushi-Oni. It was in the parking lot of a Tanuki-mart, managed to snag it as I drove past her.""Yep, that's why I had those gouges on the back of the car that month. Cost a bit to repair, but it was worth i-""Huh? Sorry, thought I saw something out the window. Well, anyway this one here..."
>>12550871CAPTURED MGs to e used like onaholes until to keep morale up, until more docile i.e. submissive races can be produced.
>>12550884Anon please, you don't understand how normal fags work.>>12550886>Wanting a human son means I want a monster boy son
>>12550884You'd have human women pushing to make banging monsters some sort of taboo though. They wouldn't be entirely unsuccessful. There'd also be some pretty heavy racism. Granted, that last one doesn't preclude dickings but it DOES make the situation less cut and dry.
>>12550889>Wanting sons from monstergirls is a hated view in these threadsSure is. Go fuck yourself.
>>12550880>>12550883I'm not MBAnon, though.
>>12550884Shut up anon, we're talking about rape fantasies right now.
>>12550867>>12550892Also, in my defense, I'm not >>12550889, >>12550882, or >>12550883 either
>>12550891Just go adopt a human son, this is how we solved this problem in the past.
>>12550891That has been your entire argument thus far.
>>12550896Exactly. No problems whatsoever.
>>12550890Christians would have their angel lolis.Alright so I'm between a rock and a hard place with these two girls.What should I do?
>>12550899>Mine>Not multiple peopleYou're certainly not smart enough to just shut up when it's clear you hold a very unpopular opinion. Instead you try to push it. Hasn't bob or Nega taught you what that does? Makes people hate you. Or you could be one of them and not give a shit. I don't know. Neither of them trip all the time.
>>12550885>they're naturally higher up and the sexual food chain.I call bullshit on this too. Incubi can manipulate spirit AND demonic energy. The only MGs explicitly shown to be able to do that are wight, lilim, lich. Maybe Anubis, pharaoh, arch imp and inari could do it too. Still, not that many.
>>12550896>>12550900I guess that works, but...I just want to fuck my monster waifu without being judged for fucking up the ecosystem.I guess you can't have your cake and eat it too.
>>12550903What the fuck even are you?
>>12550901>What should I do?Both. One on the right side, one on the left. Just like old times.
>>12550885Forgot to mention that the "exclusive husbando-taking/kidnapping" psychological vestige of pre-integration times would keep females from getting any and driving the population down
>>12550905That's a key point of monstergirls. Not everyone can have monsterwaifus or the human race goes extinct. Keeps things interesting.
>>12550887>Ushi-Oni Seal Hunter considers stepping up his game.>There's an infamous "Great White Ushi-Oni" a professional rapist and celebrity who, as her name suggests, is a blinding white ivory color, with white hair to match.>She wears a seal that's supposed to be worth millions of dollars, hundreds of men have attempted to sell it to become famous, as the one who outsmarted the Great White.>All of them just ended up in the emergency wards of hospitals.>Ushi-Oni Seal Hunter decides to put it off. For another time.
>>12550911Guess I better take the villagers calling me a demon-fucker in stride, huh?"Do it for her," as they say.
Ok since people seem confused let me try to clear things up. Generally we have come to a consensus that monster girls can have human sons, though the rate of which, varies by who you ask. Monster boys are not acceptable in any sense but human sons are a thing because if they weren't it would likely lead to the extinction of all species which is retarded no matter what way you look at it.
>>12550904I can see you're harping on this incubus thing but I stand by what I said. I think it's a dumb idea and sort of negates KC's predator-prey relationship that he gestured towards in earlier pre-hugbox entries.
>>12550918>Generally we have come to a consensus that monster girls can have human sonsFox moon deity faggot please. The only guy who has ever done that is Seafoam, and only in the most minor ways. MGQ has a one in a million example and KC's are incubi and not even humans.The vast vast majority of material, especially from these threads is 100% son free.
>>12550918> we have come to a consensus that monster girls can have human sonsNo we haven't. Go away.
>>12550918>Generally we have come to a consensus that monster girls can have human sonsWe do? This is being shot down constantly.Also even if they were allowed to have human sons rarely that would still lead to a drastic population decrease since they couldn't replenish the human population fast enough.
>>12550923>>12550924>>12550925Other than right now it has been a general idea that has been accepted. For whatever reason people tonight are pushing the other side and are trying to say their side was the only one all along.
>>12550925>We do? This is being shot down constantly.Because we don't.It's the same guy who was pushing for all his pet gods to be added to the pantheon.
>tfw human sons aren't allowed because MBAnon bothered everybody last weekThanks a lot, Bin Laden.Unless it's always been this way, in which case, I guess I'm a retard.
>>12550929>Other than right now it has been a general idea that has been accepted. For whatever reason people tonight are pushing the other side and are trying to say their side was the only one all along.Except that is compete bullshit. YOU are probably the guy that said "what about rarely" a few times the last month or so and you were mostly ignored. That is not a consensus and historically has never been used by the majority of threads and writefags.
>>12550931It hasn't always been this way. Its just a few fags trying to force their ideas of no males ever on everybody and pretending like they were always the only argument.
>>12550929GO. AWAY.
>>12550929Whenever it's been written about in the past it's been "adopted sonru" shit, and people were happy enough with that. Just keep it out, it's a slippery slope.
>>12550929> Other than right now it has been a general idea that has been accepted. For whatever reason people tonight are pushing the other side and are trying to say their side was the only one all along.Take a look in the mirror you lying hypocrite.>>12550935^
>>12550901What if Angels lolis were to become dominate?"If you don't come to church every Sunday, our friends will visit you. We know where you live."At church truthful registration that's done by magic will be mandatory. At some super churches, hundreds of angle lolis will found in the area.
>>12550931It has always been this way. Look. It's like anal play and futa and stuff. Nobody gives a fuck if it's in a story. But saying it's okay here in the threads is just going to start a huge shitstorm.
>>12550934see>>12550933
>>12550933Except that I'm not, you shouldn't assume things you don't know about. In my opinion I would prefer if it was 50/50.>>12550935Nice argument.
>>12550934Okay, anyway, whatever, I guess I'll stop talking about it because I don't want to start shit.Anyway, what weapons would lamias specialize in?I vote polearms.
>>12550934Haha, yeah right. Why don't you dig through the archives for the early criticisms of Horny Human you dumbass. Grudgingly accepted in stories is not the same as accepted here.
>>12550940Okay. That's good enough for me. We'll drop the argument there.Keep it in pastebin. Got it.
>>12550942> Nice argumentThat is correct. Now shut up.
>>12550939Baphomet mandatory lolification and now angel religion pushers. They'll be among the first to be purged.
>>12550939Any reason for the name there buddy?
>>12550943>Lamias fighting with bo stavesI could roll with that.
>>12550947>Baphomet mandatory lolificationAnd then the recipe for MILF cakes was added to the Anarchist's Cookbook.
So do you prefer your mindbreak to be just extreme arousal, or a gradual forgetting about non-sex/waifu related things in an Alzheimer's sort of way, or a total mind wipe sex vegetable stasis type thing?
>>12550826Time to ride the lead express.
>>12550963When someone says mindbroken in the past tense, I tend to think of them as little more than an animal used for sexual pleasure.Mindbreaking on the other hand could be any sort of forced conditioning.
>>12550963Mindbreak is shit.
>>12550963Speaking of cognitive faculties,>You will never have Wurm waifu who falls in love with you at first sight every day>She will never cherish your first date together dearly before falling asleep in your bed, stroking your cheek as she falls asleep>She will never fall in love with you at first sight every day
>>12550979See that sounds romantic. But someone literally forgetting you every day would wear so thin so fast.The only nice part is you can abandon her when you get sick of it and it won't even break her heart.
>>12550977>Mindbreaking on the other hand could be any sort of forced conditioning.So even a sort of gentle, subtle slap on the wrist for not asking for sex politely enough, or any kind of small reward for listening to her can be a form of mindbreaking?
>>12550983Or maybe, she still remembers you, but can't remember any of the fun times you have on a day-by-day basis.And every night, she tearfully tells you that tonight, she'll try to--no, that she WILL--remember., only to forget everything the next day or so.
>>12550988>Not having a waifu that can't go more than 8 ghours without thinking about you so she never forgetsHow do you people even sleep at night?
>>12550768how about 20mm Anti-Tank round?
>>12550905>All these fucking faggots who won't read the fucking world guide already.
>>12550985>Implying you've never had a girlfriend ever do that shit on purpose just to feel powerful about manipulating someone bigger and tougher than them.
>>12550995>Incubi are humans.Demon Lord shill please go.
So the results are in and we have a tie for both male AND female names.Male: Tarik and KysenFemale: Nakila and TiaI honestly wasn't expecting this. I was hoping for a clear winner. So here's another poll. Voting will conclude in the evening. If there is still a tie, I will pick two names.Poll for male names: http://strawpoll.me/2696311Poll for female names: http://strawpoll.me/2696312As always, thank you for taking the time to vote!
>>12550996>Implying you've never had a girlfriend That is exactly what I'm implying>just to feel powerful about manipulating someone bigger and tougher than themBut I am smaller and weaker than her.
>>12550995>implying nobody uses headcanonStill, I decided to not bring it up anymore.Let's pretend the whole conversation never happened.
>>12550919It's still a predator/prey relationship. I just like to entertain the possibility of standing up to the staunchest of MGs and prevailing. All this human nerfing is irritating.
>>12551003Christ man. This is like the third or fourth time you've asked about these names. You haven't even started the story yet. Just flip a coin and get on with it.
Could you fuck the smug out of her? Or would that be exactly what she wants, furthering her smugness?
>>12550988>She gets upset when you take her to really romantic places or do really sweet things for her>Because she knows that she'll only forget again>And yet, why does she feel like she wants to stay in those moments forever and ever?
>>12550979>>12550983>>12550988So you guys want to be in that shitty Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore movie?
>>12551012>Lumping me inI said it would become an irritating chore.
>>12551012Is that what that came from?Jesus christ, never mind. Abort immediately.
>>12551010Could you post with a trip Bob? There would be so many less fights if everyone just knew it was you. Could even add you to the filter list. It would be outstanding.
>>12550963Arousal and lowered resistance to sex with a monstergirl. Taking away a person's will just doesn't sit right with me.
>>12550963Corruption>MindbreakCome at me fagots.
>>12551020No. I'm not gonna.You know why, it's because you're right, you faggot.
>>12551020Corruption done to human girls is ok but male corruption is just dumb and pointlessmindbreak4lyfe
>>12551002When did I mention that? It's just easier to avoid things like this if people have a basis to go on. If they discard it for their head canon fine, but at least these arguments won't tale place again.
>>12551010Scans when?
>>12551010Puts on the livestock examination gloves*
>>12550943sniper rifles
>>12551020they are both terrible and you should feel bad about it
>>12551027I thought you were making the post-DL victory argument. I totally misread what you were saying. My bad. Keep up the good work of edumacating da masses.
>>12551010Tests have shown that you can indeed fuck the smug out of smugfox.
>>12551023Oh? You don't want to see a pious man sink into the depth of depravity and trample all over he held sacred and dear? To unleash the beast that lies hidden in the most beta of betas, lunging forth with such ravenous hunger that she who unleashed it will quake in terror and pray to Deruella she won't tear? To give the embodiments o rape themselves pause? Oh anon, you're adorable.
>>12551030I despise horsepussy but that whole animal training thing was really hot.
>>12551033>Not reading about the girl who got turned into an ApophisCorruption of human girls is olev, anon.
>>12551028Whenever someone buys the doujin
>>12551028what manga is it?
>>12551040>MFW those anons gave the guy willing to buy it a hard time>He could have had it in the mail by nowI would have helped him out if I knew any good proxy services.
>>12551041No seriously, enough with the name thing. You're not contributing OC to the thread.
>>12551041Your trip is still showing.
>>12551047Trip. He's using a trip. Not a name.
>>12551044Oh, I know a proxy service to use. I just want to buy more than one doujin since proxy fees + shipping are going to be at the very least $30-40. That's kind of a lot for a $8 doujin. I just need people to link me fluffy doujins they'd like, or help me find stuff like Hinaprin's work.
>>12551033>corruption>badWhy exactly?
>>12551047happy?
>>12551055Not related.
>>12551055/k/ please go and stay go.
>>12551055>Burning image space on thatDude, seriously. This isn't /k/. I got a boatload of guns but I know not to bring that here unless it's relevant to a current discussion.
>>12551055I'm a regular on /k/. So I leave my trip on where ever I go.
>>12551055>Not getting rid of the trip>instead adding a namecompletelymissingthepoint.jpg
>>12551059You're a horrible human being and you should stop.
>>12551055This is a monstergirl thread. When people here say OC it means original drawings you've made of monstergirls or original stories you've written.
>>12551055I know this guy! He fancies himself a troll. Just ignore him. You know what to do if he keeps up.
>>12551055Your /k/ name/trip mean nothing here, because this isn't /k/. So get rid of them.
>>12551067how about you just ignore it?
>>12551069>does something annoying for no reason>people get annoyed>how about you just ignore it?No. You're the problem.
Based Janet. Why doesn't /a/ have janitors like that?
>>12551037>making beta males dominantNo.
What would be the equivalent of this book/movie involving monster girls?
Back to MGs.
>>12551073It's more about cringing the pervy side out rather than making them dominant, but if that's what you got from my post, ok.
I wonder what she sings while cleaning. The Kikimora I mean.
>>12551075Too depressing, don't want.
>>12551077*bringing>>12551075That poor shota.
>>12551078If she sings The Rodeo Song, I'll mount her and ride her like a horse in a instant.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX6ggRByE8g
>>12551078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqkRLKQ-MlI
>>12551082>>12551083Wrong, both of you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H2W1lK7P-I
>>12551086Well, that was unexpected.
>>12551086She won't unless she wants to get chucked out the window.
How wold a monstergirl react to being told "I love you?"
>>12551090Depends on the monster girl
>>12551090Depends on her personality, really.Most would grab your jaw in their hands and french kiss you passionately on the spot and proceed to ride you, apologizing for not being able to hold back any longer.While some others would simply blush and stand stiff while making moth noises.
>>12551090She wasn't dressed like this until you stopped talking.
>>12551090more or less
can I get a comprehension list of monster girls that must be bullied?So I got:Alp Sphinx Cyclops
>>12551097Dere, dere, tsun, dan, dan, kuu, right?
>>12551097woops,wrong version
>>12551098Centaurs. Horsepussy and all, you know?
>>12551097From left to right>You waifu>Shirohebi>Medusa>EchidnaMom>Alp>Succubus
>>12551098Oomukade and P'Orc.>>12551105You just don't learn.
>>12551105I liked the other one better, thank you.
>>12551107But anon, Wind Waker is totally an Alp, see?
>>12551098Remove cyclops. Succubutt, akaname, elf, zombie, troll, mandragora, werebat and maybe skeleton.
>>12551107Butter me up and call me a cuck faggot because if Twilight Zelda is a succubus then I want to be her incubus. No lie. Not a succufag.
>>12551091>>12551094>>12551097>>12551095How do you see it going for you?>chokerYesssssss.
>>12551115Don't worry.I'm part succufag, so I agree.
>>12551119>proposing to a DragonI suppose she'd look at the ring I got her, then at me, then at the ring, and go>Let's just put that in a box and use one of mine, okay?
>>12551119I can't marry or get involved in a relation due to my health.
>>12551122What about a dragon girl who never bothered to learn about human marriage customs? All she knows is that rings have something to do with it, so she dumps a fistfull of rings in your lap and says that you're married now.
>>12551128>Now be careful with these! These three are a set! And so are these seven! And these nine! And they're all pretties than yours, so you have to make up for it with lots of kisses!I guess?
>>12551120>part succufagWhat?
>>12551127STI?
>>12551132I mean that I'm for succubi, but I don't necessarily have one as a waifu.Then again, the way I said it makes me sound as retarded as though I said,>I'm demiromantic.or some shit.
>>12551122I laughed, yet this seems pretty sad. Or, she could be keeping it because yours is special.>>12551127So if you could, who would you choose/like to choose you?
>>12551127Wait a minute, who are you?
>>125511353 Cardiac Aneurisms. I don't want to leave children behind fatherless.
>>12551137Of course she keeps it, but she can't wear it because that would be embarrassing.
>>12551127You sound like Hisao.Are there Katawa Shoujo Monstergirls yet?
>>12551140Why are you still here and acting like this is your blog?>>12551143Yes.
>>12551143As long as I don't get into fights,or fall from great heights, I'll be fine so I can work out. Become /fit/, turn down suitor MGs left and right.
>>12551149Seriously, who are you? Why do you have a trip?
>>12551152He's some /k/ faggot, nevermind him.
Don't lie, anon. You'd fuck her like a beast, making all her health jiggle and sway. Just look at her, practically begging for it. And since it's in a familiar locale, you'd get paid for your services.
>>12551158That's not healthy. That's just plain disproportionate.
>>12551160>even using my filenameThat is correct, Dumphir! THIS is what sex appeal looks like!
>>12551158Gross and fat. No way. This is more my style.
>>12551158Also,>That poolShe's probably a whore at a shoot, too.Would not bang.
>>12551158That's not healthy, just fat. She needs to have that ice cream taken away then be pushed into the pool for some laps.
>>12551162>dat long back>dat tiny hipTrannybus pls go and stay went.
>>12551166That's just it. Get her in the pool, naked, and just slam into her. Great exercise.
>>12551162It was a fitting file name.
>>12551163>a five-year oldOkay, that's just too far in the other direction.>>12551167What did you just say about your sexually mature and super smart principal?
>>12551168>Great exercise.For you. Like most JAV actresses she probably fucks like a dead fish, so no exercise for her.
>>12551172Anon, she's a kitsune. A monstergirl. Think clearly.
>>12551171>What did you just say about your sexually mature and super smart principal?I think you have a case of mistaken identity.
>>12551173All you'd be doing is getting her fatter, dumbass.
>>12551174>a Succubus appears in JWWW
>>12551173Dormouse, Anon. Being an MG does not necessarily make one take the top and she gets just as much semen if she lets you ride her like the fack fuck she is.
>>12551175Fine, how do you feel about these two?http://i.imgur.com/6BNrBxN.jpgYou can't tell me they aren't the softest things you've ever seen. Probably very warm too - perfect for long fucks on cold nights.
>>12551174>two tailsQue?
>>12551175>fucking an MG so much that she gets fatI'm almost aroused.
>>12551179Fucking disgusting. You actually might be one of those people who belong in /d/.
>>12551179Who are you? Bob or Trader? Either wat, fuck off.
Harpies are the best MGQ race. Discuss.
>>12551179Fat is actually cold and clammy. You want a strong surface circulation for pleasant warmth.
>>12551185But the bandits were the best group.
>>12551185Explains why they're so rarely discussed.Still, Thunderbird best harpy.
>>12551187Yes, they were pretty cute. Goblin was shit though.
>>12551162>eyelashesYep, that is indeed a tranny>armsTrainwreck does not do this justice, but no other word comes.
http://pastebin.com/PbHs5zRHHere's the next little short by me, hope it's not as bad as the earlier ones.
>>12551192Don't bully, having your arm protrude out of your neck is the newest craze.
>>12551055>>12551056>>12551057etc. etc. Did the posters delete the unrelated comments themselves or is a mod browsing this thread deleting the crap that takes up space?
>>12551202Janet always deletes the whole conversation, not just the offending post.
>>12551194hahahaha, at both the pic and the story! Thanks for the fics SC.
>>12551194I like it. But what's this Albert guy? It's like he's a wizard, but he's obviously getting laid.
>>12551203I'm impressed. It's refreshing to see moderation done the way its supposed to be done. Massive difference from the shitstorm that was /a/. Props to whoever it is, if you're still lurking.
>>12551202I'd like to think that Anon realized his mistake and cleaned up after himself.
>>12551184>quit posting MGs in a MG thread!
>>12551194Want to se more.
>>12551206Remember when /a/ mod was actively browsing the thread, actively stirring up shit so he could ban people?Thank god /jp/Janitor isn't like that.
>>12551212Whoa whoa whoa. What? The /a/ mod actually did that?
>>12551210You didn't even bait the hooks.
>>12551213Why do you think we're here?Dennis Hopper
>>12551212Yes, we know, ancient history. Drop it.
>>12551186>Fat is actually cold and clamyWhu--Then why am I so fucking warm all the time?
>>12551213Yea. He actually did.Talk about cheating, right?
>>12551210No, stop posting disgusting tubs of lard when there's a more appropriate place for them, mainly /d/.>>12551213Yes, it was lame.
>>12551218You're inside of it. It keeps the heat in.
>>12551214I see no reason not to post healthy. >>12551220You're retarded.
>>12551218Fat keeps the heat in. The outside of your skin feels clammy, like the blubber on a whale.
>>12551219Was he the guy doing the posting standards bullshit?
>>12551220>there's a more appropriate place for them, mainly /d/.Speaking of, what the fuck is up with that. How far down the rabbit /d/ickhole do you need to be to fine obesity sexually arousing? Also, which mg is most likely to be obese? I'd go with texan 'taurs.
>>12551222>Those whales>HealthyKnigga, they'd have five chins if they were real. That should tell you they're too big for these threads.
>>12551222>healthyThe why aren't you posting healthy? All I've seen you post is disgusting, morbidly obese shit. Again, /d/ doesn't mind that.
>>12551226>Texans>Fatter than MexicansBeing able to compare directly over the border makes it very clear.
>>12551225I wouldn't be surprised.
>>12551227>Knigga, they'd have five chins if they were real.Are you really going to try and pull this? Let's be serious, anon. It's 2d for a reason.
>>12551231It means they're fucking fat you dumbass.
>>12551224I mean that I physically feel warm on the outside. Not that I am warm on the inside.
>>12551222health=disgusting obese landwhalesNo, learn the difference or refrain from posting.
>>12551232>>12551234>Quit liking what I don't like!Nah, see, there's all kinds of MGs in here. You don't get to pick and choose which don't get posted.
>>12551205He is if you want him to be.
>>12551235Except that if we all universally hate your lard fetish, you should know better than to keep posting it, yeah? It's like with futa.>>12551236So what is he really?
>>12551239>we You and one other guy don't make it 'universal.' Now then, I'd like to be civil. Rather than throw a fit when you see something you don't like, why not just ignore it and post something you do?
>>12551236This animu made me fuckin sad. REAL SAD.
>>12551240Because that attitude lets all the /d/ in. This is the same excuse you fuckers give every time.People like healthy. They don't like fat. Get lost.
>>12551240You honestly think only two people think that the stuff you posted is disgusting? Look, see this Succubutt's tits? There's some health, but no disgusting landwhale lard.
>>12551239A Wizard that will never appear again.Also, I'd recommend dropping your argument.
>>12551235Everybody does get to determine that. Why the hell do you minority fetish pricks always gotta push the envelope? Your fetish isn't wanted here.
>>12551249>never appear againJerk. He was so cool and all. Meanie. Poopy-head.
>>12551247That's not 'health.' That's every fucking anime girl ever. >>12551245>>12551250So explain why you're cool with the myriad other minority fetishes?
>>12551239I enjoy me a pudgy momma once in a while.HOOHAHHUH
>>12551256>not healthLook closelier.
>>12551256You mean like NTR, futa, inflation, scat, etc?All the things that get told to fuck off just like you?
>>12551160>>12551163>>12551164>>12551166>>12551175>>12551182>>12551186>>12551220>one other guyWe love health, you're posting lardasses, learn the difference or fuck off.
>>12551247>you will never have a daughteru with Shamsielwhy Anons?
>>12551264We love health, but what's been posted is too much cushion for the pushin.
>>12551268A million times this. Fucking feeders.
>>12551265It's sad, isn't it? The only reason MC got to dick Shamsiel is because he had muh self-insert dicking powers.Sucks.
>>12551264meant for >>12551240
>>12551265Because we'd all die in one round?
>>12551273Not ALL of us...
>>12551262Just for you, have some petplay and health. >>12551261All I'm seeing is a typical narrow waist with typical big tits. >>12551270How did you make the jump to feeders? I've got no attraction to that whatsoever.
>>12551265Because you don't stick your dick in death.
>>12551275Whoops, forgot my linkhttp://i.imgur.com/eYYUL2D.jpg
>>12551275>typical big titsLook more closelier.
>>12551277Incompetent niche /d/ faggot.
>>12551276>>12551273>>12551271come one guys, all she wanted to do was titty fuck you to death and make you cum lots
>>12551276What if I want to meet Charon?
>>12551277...this is just as awful as everything else.
>>12551275>>12551277You type a lot like Nega. It may just be that you're making similar arguments. But I swear if it's you, you're being a real shitstirring son of a bitch. This will cement you as Bob 2.0 forever.
>>12551281My life isn't so cheap that's I'd throw it away for a fuck. Even from such a beautiful girl.
>>12551281That's all well and good, but tit fucks don't make babies. That was what we were ;_;ing about.
>>12551283>>12551279Wait, wait.I mean, yeah, she's got too floppy tits, but she's not a landwhale by any means.Right? Am I the only one seeing this?
>>12551282I'd say wait for your time.Where does greek lore say suicides go?
>>12551289She herself isn't fat, but she is being fucked by a fat, possible old guy. And that's just as bad.
>>12551265>If you can make her cum and live she'll be eternally loyal to you>Not a rail thin anime girl, actually has some meat on her bones without being a tub of lard.>100% okay with a harem situation But who the fuck is going to want more than her?>THOSE. FUCKING. TITS.I would strike up a Faustian bargain for Hentai MC-tier dicking powers so I could waifu Shamsiel. Alas, it will never be.
>>12551286Nega isn't this bad, I'm sure. I always found his arguments about pegging compelling.
>>12551289She's still up there. The angle and position just minimize it.
>>12551281If she could turn off the life sucking she'd be perfect.
>>12551294I'm sure you did, Alp.
>>12551292Okay. I thought I was going to have to file a complaint of some sort. Write a letter, something.
>>12551294Same arguments. >"If you don't like it, ignore it. Post something else.">"This already a niche fetish so all fetishes should be welcome here.">etc.Almost word for word.
>>12551297T-that's aside the point!
>>12551296That's what I'm saying, though!
>>12551294>compelling>it feels good to take stuff up your butt guys, promise!
>>12551300No, it IS the point, which I'm sure you get PLENTY of.
I like Bob
>>12551303It does.
>>12551304Shut up, jerk! It's not like I did it last night or anything!>>12551307See, I'm not alone in this.
>>12551303And then he admits to most of it being psychological. But instead of that making him a freak for having to convince himself that it must feel good to actually feel good, it somehow means everyone else is too closeminded to decide taking it up the as feels awesome in order to force themselves to enjoy it.That's always a fun part of the conversation.
>>12551307Of course you like yourself Bob. You're a total narcissist.
There's also health and feet.
able to all /d/ fetish pushers, ALL OF THEM.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c
I kind of wondered recently...Would Sam's full name be Samansa? Or Samael?Or some other name along those lines?Or would it just be Sam?
>>12551303>being fucked in the ass is totally not gay, guiese!This is what faggots in denial actually think
>>12551318>Samael-el is masculine.
>>12551316>Footfag time nowWhere are all the paladins when you need them?
>>12551317Fuck I need to sleep.*Applicable.
>>12551322What would you recommend in it's place?
>>12551321Oh it's you again.
>>12551318Samantha
>>12551323They're fighting the Enclave.
>>12551308No one here cares, keep it to yourself.
>>12551328>Implying the Enclave wouldn't be purging everything.
>>12551330Who do you think supports Bob? It's the Enclave.
>>12551328>paladins fighting the EnclaveEvil against evil?>>12551329YOU will care when you encounter tentacles of forced intrusion.
>>12551329Then why'd you respond?
>>12551323You chased them out wit your pro succubutt shilling, happy now?
>>12551327I...I could've said that...
>>12551332>President Bob>.less HorriganOh no.
>>12551332But they believe in human purity. Why would they support Bob? Shouldn't they be sending in their Deathclaw sex slaves to ruin all such mutants?
>>12551335They'll be back. They would never abandon their fellow man in his time of need. I believe!
>>12551333Psst monstergirls aren't real, so no tentacles for me, OR YOU>>12551334T o give you that message in the hope you won't do it again.
>>12551323Found one.
>>12551340I hope you're right, an for people here to realize why paladins are needed. Not even one, I just appreciate what they do.
>>12551338Maybe because Bob's the President?>>12551335Bitch, the real Paladins of /mgg/ are Sunbros. They NEVER abandon a friend or monster in need.
>>12551342If it weren't for the boobs, that could be either gender.Godamnit japan.
>>12551343>longing for paladins>not putting your trust in Pharaoh
>>12551345>the real Paladins of /mgg/ are Sunbros. This guy knows whats up.
>>12551347>>12551345Would Sunbros side with or against Pharaoh, do you think?
>>12551303It feels good to take stuff up your peehole, dude.
>>12551350>Sunbros>going against the Living SunGee, I wonder.
>>12551350I'd say no, as she's pretty awful.
>>12551352Yeah, that did sound retarded, thinking about it.
>>12551352>Fighting against the false suns who are not the Bro God It could happen.
>>12551355Are you guys referrencing legit KC stuff or are you taking this from somewhere else?
>>12551356Yes, I like the sound of that.>Jolly cooperation>Defeating false suns>Mocking Grapesnake and the Dark Moon covenant
How about healthy eyebrows?http://i.imgur.com/Y8EEAvV.jpg
>>12551357>Sunbros>KCWhat the hell do they even have to do with each other?
>>12551359Just stop already. Let somebody competent post healthy girls.
>>12551362Maybe KC is planning on stealing the Sunbros idea, and turning them into some monster worshiping cult with sun motifs and demonic energy?
>>12551363Here's a very healthy girl for you.
>>12551352>Pharaoh>Not Amaterasu.Overly haughty slave driver? 0/10 sun goddess would not praise.
>>12551363You want more?Sure thing, anon. http://i.imgur.com/1zDCmH0.jpg
>>12551370>JoJo posesDammit.
>>12551368Please take your muscle girl fetish to /d/. This thread is for vanilla maledom only!
>>12551373Man shut the fuck up. All you fucking do is complain.
>>12551373>vanilla maledomSounds like you're one butthurt little bitch. Don't be. We're all sick fucks just like you are, but not in the same way. But I'm sure /d/ can help indulge in your depravities. Even I go there sometimes, there's nothing to be ashamed of!
>>12551373I can't even tell if this is butthurt fatfag or somebody making a stupid joke anymore. I need a drink.
>>12551370Yes, praise the superior, non shitty, sun goddes Amy!
>>12551381>Praising the white wolf over the Big Sun BroWe do not condone the actions of the Eastern Brotherhood.
>>12551371We Fat Foxes at the Beach now?
>>12551383>Big Sun BroBut Gwyn was an asshole, what's wrong with you?
>>12551383Sunbros praising Ammy is pretty much threadcanon at this point anon. How new are you?
>>12551384I'd fuck 'er
>>12551384>mfw fat pleb shit
>>12551383Unless Gwyn becomes a monster girl, I don't see anyone praising him. Besides, he wasn't a physical manifestation of the sun.
>>12551385They worship Solaire in the ages after.>>12551387Been here the whole time. Just always thought it was stupid that sunbros would worship a japanese nobody 2hu. And one greentext story last week does not thread cannon make.
>>12551385Fuck of dragon.
>>12551393>Dragon>H-he called me a Dragon! For realsies!
>>12551392>japanese nobody 2huWhat? Are you fucking around?
>>12551384http://i.imgur.com/RBMHul6.jpgWould you finger a fat fox' butt?
>>12551392>worship SolaireBut didn't Solaire get a case of the bugs?>>12551400I don't think he knows anon.
>>12551389All that fried tofu goes straight to a foxes thighs.It's not their fault.
>>12551392>Japanese nobody 2hu>2huHow. Fucking. New. Are. You?
>>12551400She's based on the real Amaterasu, but she's still just a 2hu wolf in all appearances here.
>>12551398There's only one place I know who'd use that word...
>>12551403Anyone who doesn't go out of their fucking way to save Solaire does not deserve to be called a Sunbro.
>>12551407>based on the real Amaterasu>2hu wolf>>12551411W-who?
What's the point of /d/ existing if the fuckers won't stay there?
>>12551404If it's not fried tofu, it's livers.Stupid smug, fat foxes.
>>12551421It's okay, I still go to /d/ for my weird shit without forcing it here! Some of us are good!
>>12551403We've posted Pics of Amy for a good while.
>>12551421>I don't like it!>That means it goes on /d/!
>>12551421I don't care if they're here, as long as they don't talk about their /d/ fetishes. But it never fails that they have to push them here and shit up the threads.
>>12551426I'll have you know I haven't ruined a single thread!...with my /d/ tier fetishes, at least.>>12551424But he still might not know.
>>12551416Well, there is a certain blue haired girl, you see...
>>12551422Bob, I fucking hate you. I just want you to know that. No joking. You're a sorry human being.
>>12551428>blue haired girlOh, well that's not me, I'm all man!
>>12551426Actually, it's folks like you who bitch and moan non-stop that shit up the threads.
>>12551429I'm not Bob?
>>12551429Are you the SAME faggot that keeps trying to find "Bob"? Jesus, just give it a fucking rest you...
>>12551429And then we stopped talking about Bob.Can we, please?
>>12551431The girl is the one who says "For Realsies" and it has become a thing on a certain board...
>>12551433>Same censor he used last time he posted that image>Same wordingDon't see what your question mark is there for.
>>12551426He's greener than the Hulk on ST. Patty's day.
>>12551425I hope your tongue explodes, your back and jaw muscles seize up and you die choking on your own blood.
>>12551438I wouldn't know anything about that, but I use it when applicable.
>>12551443I hope you let go of your anger and have a nice day.
>>12551432>Kick over the ant pile>I don't know why they're biting me!
>>12551439Bob is taking credit for an image edit I made from 2 minutes in paint.net?
>>12551443Watch that edge, now. Don't want to cut yourself.
>>12551446>Have a friendly picnic near an ant pile>They swarm out and start biting like little assholes
>>12551439Dude, just cut it out, will you?I don't really like him as much as the next guy, but you're acting like that one guy who can't stop thinking about his arch nemesis. It's getting ridiculous.Let's all stop talking about Bob, and get back to having a good thread. Please.
>>12551450Since there's a million of them and one of you, maybe you'd take a hint. But you don't.
>>12551450>doing the same shit over and over again>expecting shit to changeDid I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
>>12551432>people come from another board that caters to their tastes to post here>people rightfully tell them to go back to their board>our fault the treads go to shit when it's clear antagonism on their partHello stage 4 alp
>>12551452>good threadIt hasn't been good for the past couple hours, but I hope the other anon stops with his hate boner.
>>12551452But anon, Captain Ahab cannot be reasoned with. He has to get Bob Dick, he has to get it NOW!
>>12551458I'd like this artist more if he did more than just face-sitting.
>>12551460Face sitting is pretty hot when it's a milf doing it to a shota.
>>12551453Anon, if you want more health you can just ask. No need to be so tsun. http://i.imgur.com/ffNbX40.jpg>>12551456One day the ants will get bored. One day!Is that supposed to be the mad hatter mushroom chick? Don't think I've seen that image before.
>>12551449It's not edgy if I mean every word of it and am not trying to shock anyone. Your move buzzwordfag.
>>12551463I don't need to make a move, you do a good job humiliating yourself on your own.
>>12551462Do you get off on being hated?
>>12551464That's right, tuck your tail and run.
Lonely futa Manticore who has to use her tail on herself because no one else will fuck her.
>>12551463>>12551464Indeed.Just go do something else for ten minutes and come back. You're like really angry over something that we should just report and ignore and be done with, if even that.We're trying to have a decent thread about the logistics of monster girls here. Not talk about Bob.
>>12551456Is this where me and a bunch of other like-minded friends go skydiving and end up being held captive by a bunch of Modern Day MG Pirates?
>>12551209That's a boy.
So, is anyone willing to do a story about this?>>12548598
That was fun.
>Shitposters getting deletedJanitor continues to be based.
>Arguments deleted>Landwhales not deletedYou gotta be fucking kidding.
>>12551479At least we can still try and have SOME kind of fun in this thread, right?Anyway,>>12551477
>>12551482Ol' Scruffy must love some cooshy lovin'.
>>12551479With any luck it'll be better in the morning. Or the evening depending on where you live.Timezones are fucking confusing.
Quick, what RPG Class are you and your waifu?Mine would be Berserker for her, and White Mage for me. I'm fine with just healing and giving my waifu buffs.
>>12548574>>12548595>tfw you realize these are the true faces of the two monster girls>tfw Pharaoh has been lying to us and spreading propaganda to make herself look good and Apophis evil>tfw we've been so easily deceivedI've brought shame to everyone!
>>12551487I wanted to be the black mage, but...She was very adamant.
>>12551489>Implying the grapesnake posters don't vastly outnumber because pharaoh is just a brown bitch with a snake
>>12551491Exactly. It was only through our sheer numbers that we were finally able to unlock the truth.Grapesnake isn't Grapesnake. No, she's...ChocoSnake.
>>12551487Warrior multiclassing a bit into bard for heavy metal riffs and waifu is pyromancer spellsword.
>>12551476Not in my head canon it isn't.>>12551487I'd be a Dragoon while she'd be a support class.
>>12551487Could we be a pair of fist fighters?
>>12551497It will always have a penis.
>>12551498>Apophis worshippers will never touch Pharaoh butt or nibble on Pharaoh thighs Feels good to be on the winning side.
>>12551499Then I guess KC's asspull device would come in handy here, for once.
>>12551484Do slimes count for cooshy?
>>12551501>winning sideYou're under the influence of you "wife's" honeyed words, anon.
>>12551501Neither will Pharaoh worshippers, apparently, seeing as while the Apophis followers are partying the night away, Pharaoh's work force is still slaving away on that pyramid.
>>12551499Just bully him until he goes alp, then lovingly pass him around to the most vile and std ridden people you know until she become a piece of meat so rancid an orc wouldn't have it and laugh all the way to the bank with your x waifu.
>>12551506Dass way creepy. I'd rather this one.
So what's wrong with futa on monster girl?It's just straight sex with double the boobs.
>>12551508Come back once the venom is out of your system.
>>12551506I think they're pretty cooshy and that picture you have there is one of the cutest slimes I've seen in a while.
>>12551513And I thought for a minute the shitstorm was over.
>>12551513It causes problems. It's not the material itself, so much as the people who hate it and love it to an extreme.
>>12551509>slaving away on the pyramidThat's what apophis followers are for
>>12551371Why do people call fat girls "healthy"There is a reason that when people try to get in shape they try to burn it off, and don't just start munching down on the cake
>>12551517>>12551518Ignore and Report.IGNORE AND REPORT!
>>12551521Health and obesity are not the same, anon. Don't believe that sick fuck.
>>12551506
>>12551487For me? Black Mage. I'd cast magic to support my Barbarian Waifu.
>>12551521There's a certain amount of flab that is healthy or slightly chubby. The fatfag has been posting whales though. That ain't health, that's kitsune rascal riders at walmart.
>>12551487Id be a heavy armor fighter, while she would be a swashbuckling rouge
>>12551528Black mages don't have support spells. White mages do.
>>12551512I thought that was venom from the thumbnail. Venom girl when?
>>12551512>LamiaroidI should not have a boner, yet here we are.
>>12551487Warlock and Dragon. Dragons don't have classes.
>>12551531By "Support" I meant "Rain blazing destruction on anything out of range of my waifu."
>>12551529Underrated post.
>>12551521People who like normal, non-anorexic girls called their waifus healthy, then it got applied to mildlyy chubby and so on until the fatfags took the term over. Who was that original health girl, anyway, the redhead with the braid? I thought she was from Tokimeki Memorial or something, but the boorus aren't helping me.
>>12551536Why not be a Time mage? You can teleport around the place and render enemies immobile.>>12551487We'd both be Mimes with White, Black, Time, and Summoning magics. I'd cast Summoning magic, Flare, Holy, Or Meteo, and then we'd go and mime it endlessly for no MP cost.
>>12551535>WarlockDo Warlocks get to have harems?
>>12551541Because I want to rain hellfire and lightning down on me and my waifu's foes anon. I don't think I could've made that clearer.
>>12551542Demonic Monster Girl harems. Inferior to a Necromancer's Undead Monster Girl harem, but it's good I guess.
>>12551547>inferiorNecromancer can't keep even a single Lich or even multiple Wights, what's so great about that?
>>12551546Then be a Mime too. Sub in Black Magic, and you'll be raining down hellfire, lightning, and even hellish blizzards for no mp costs after the first spell. Even better, you can equip heavy armor, like Knights, meaning you won't die from the wind blowing in your direction.
>>12551552But then I'm a fucking mime. Heavy armor or no it's never worth it to be a mime. And you're assuming it's not just a power set and not an actual fucking class system.
>>12551535>Dragon's don't have classesThey do too! Ice Queen for one.
>>12551556If it's not an actual class system, then it'd be gay as hell to be a Mime. Though you should never belittle a class with high levels of potential.
Would you rape the fluff?
>>12551561>Not even a monster girlWhat the fuck.
>>12551561>Human girl
>>12551563>>12551564Oh, please! There's no way something as outrageous as a Human Girl would be posted here! It's just a deformed Cyclops.
>>12551565Shut up Fuuka.
>>12551565>fluffIt has to be a Kitsune that was taken as a POW and horribly tortured and mutilated. She's being bullied by ruffling her when her most sensitive ruffling parts are still somewhere in that god-forsaken prison camp.
>>12551567How deplorable.
>>12551569The happy, embarrassed faces she makes are her reminiscing the times when she could still enjoy ruffling. The next page would feature her snapping back to reality and breaking down in desperate tears while the bully cums on her hair.
>>12551573She then begins to enjoy the torment as months go by.
>>12551347>trusting arabs
>>12551578>ancient Egyptians are Arabs>'murrican geography
>>12551574Eventually the bully has to step it up and insets himself into her delicate anus while nuzzling her fluffy nape. Her sensual moans drive him insane and he realizes he actually loves her.
>>12551582>trying to force a happy endingThere will be none this time. She's no different from a human bitch now, and as such she shall live the rest of her days.
>>12551580Egyptians were majority semitic you fucking ass goblin.
>>12551584>literal hamites>semiticIznogoud pls stay gone
>>12551583>hfw she marries the bully and her kids turn out kitsune in the middle of a human city
>>12551588>everyone will laugh behind her back, thinking he had slept with a Monster Girl instead of her>but she will knowDammit.
>>12551586Who?
>>12551595>her kids get called NTR-babies at school>they blurt out that mommy is a kitsune
>>12551615>NTR-babiesKids can be so cruel
>>12551615>The kids get reeeeally fuckin good at de magics and power blast those little shit fuckers off the earth one by one in the dead of night.
I just wake up and I want to ask something, but I don't want to start shit again.
>>12551622At this point, I don't even care. I'm about to go to bed. I'll answer nice and honestly. If it blows up, then you'll know in the future. And it will just be the FOURTH shitstorm this thread.
>>12551622Come on Anon, ask it. What's the worst that could happen?
>>12551621>they use their lewd magics to give all the bullies micropenises, masochism and premature ejaculation>then they kick them in the nuts every recess and laugh as they squirm on the floor, coming profuselyHell, if it's a tunic-wearing society, they can even fall face-first into their own cum.
>>12551630>>12551631Ok. What's so wrong about letting monster girls giving birth to human males? We're talking about headcanons, of course.
>>12551637While some anons prefer settings where Monster Girls only produce more Monster Girls, that's really not the controversial one by a long shot. Most people are more than willing to entertain the idea.What people here hate is Monster Boys.
>>12551637I don't think it's bad. I don't really think about it that much, though. It would be pretty necessary to avoid mutual extinction if the monsters aren't a tiny minority.
>>12551639>What people here hate is Monster Boys.This. Monster boys are for fujos. Human sonnus are no problem.
>>12551639>>12551643How about physiological hybrids? Like normal human boys who are ultra strong because of the blood of onis or something. Not him by the way but I've always been interested in hybrids.
>>12551644I don't like it. That still sounds like a shoujo protagonist.
>>12551644Eh, that sounds retarded.
>>12551637Destroys a primary reason for people fearing and hating monsters. Letting the monsters run wild means the end of mankind. So it has to be balanced.Destroys a big piece of friction for human and monster societies. The old "They'll take our women" that has been the driver for racial prejudice for thousands of years.Destroys the alien nature of monsters for most children in society. The kid marrying the Oni down the street won't be intimidated if he was raised by an Ogre. That's loosing a big part of the monster quality.Quite frankly, it's much less interesting.>>12551644Knigga, just play some DnD.
>>12551644That's retarded.
>>12551646A fair point>>12551647What's your problem though? Is it above? I mean you can't expect half a dudes DNA to come from a fookin' dragon and not expect something OP.
>>12551651>Monsterboy in everything but nameA rose by any other name anon
>>12551651It just sounds, retarded. I'm not even trying to be a dick here, I just think Super Strength Human Son, or... Actually what would others be? Mental Powers? Anything physically changing would enter Monster Boy territory, which is a big no. It just comes off as some Super Hero crap.>I mean you can't expect half a dudes DNA to come from a fookin' dragon and not expect something OP.Well normally you'd get a normal daughteru out of the mix. A sonnu would probably be some rare occurrence in itself. He doesn't need further shit to make him a special snowflake.
>>12551651If he has monster DNA he's not longer human.
>>12551648>Quite frankly, it's much less interesting.I can see you point, but I usually imagine MG's in a modern-day, low-fantasy context, where they're more like an ethnic minority than some sort of existential threat. Sort of apples and oranges I guess.
>>12551654So you guys aren't cool with physical monster boys, and you aren't cool with boys who have monstrous abilities. I mean that's cool, but you can't expect perfectly human dudes to come out of monster vag. That's not how biology works. So, is that why most people never bother to talk about mg giving birth to anyhting other than girls? Because it's just a slope into monsterboys?>>12551656Well I was deliberately not mentioning physical traits because of the whole monsterboy thing, and I definitely under stand how>X is just a normal boy at highschool whos mother is Y and when Z happens his true side comes to lightwill never not sound stupid.
>>12551663>That's not how biology worksFunny thing you say in that in a monster girl thread.
>>12551665I know but You can't have a complete suspension of belief, r-right?
>>12551663>That's not how biology works.MG's are not how biology works.>is that why most people never bother to talk about mg giving birth to anyhting other than girlsI'd say it just doesn't match our interests. My hunch is that human sonnus is a pretty uncontroversial, but boring subject. After all, you can't even dick them. Although we do have sibling incest themes with MG's all the time, so I don't think it's fair to say we never talk about sonnus.>it's just a slope into monsterboysGotta keep the tumbler fujos at bay, man.
>>12551663Just imagine it like Pokemon breeding.A Male Beedrill and a Female Beedrill will give birth to a Weedle, which is the Beedrill's baby form.However, when a Male Butterfree and a Female Beedrill give birth, what doesn't come out isn't a mutant hybrid between a Butterfree and a Beedrill, it's just a Weedle. It by default takes the species of the mother.That's how Monster Girl breeding works. And besides, it leads to interesting world building if done properly. Monster Girls need humans to reproduce. They only can give birth to Monster Girls though. This means, should all Monster Girls will, both species will go extinct, with the human males first, and the Monster Girls to follow. You could create some interesting conflicts with it, all solved with a good dicking.
>>12551669>I mean that's cool, but you can't expect perfectly human dudes to come out of monster vag>I know but You can't have a complete suspension of belief, r-right?We're talking about 2D and monster girls. If we have dullahans and undeads I think we can have pure human males from monster girls.
>>12551672I never played any pokemon games.>>12551673B-but muh realism>>12551670Fair 'nuff. It makes sense if the reasons it isn't brought up often is because A) the subject matter is intrinsically boring and B) It only invites fujos.
>>12551651>>12551656>>12551663I'd much rather that boys are sometimes born but the genetics are so fucked that they're usually stillborn if they make it that far at all.>That you're oldest? Was a few years before you knocked Sheila up huh?>I'm drunk and I'm sad Steve. So I'm going to be cruel and tell you a story that I've not told in years.>Right after we were married, we had a son>He was such a small frail little thing, furry ears, little tail.>It was a miracle he was born at all.>She never let him out of her sight, not for a second, gave him every ounce of her love and attention>I didn't dare hold him.>The boys never live you know>I didn't want to get attached>Didn't want to remember his face>Didn't want to give him a name>But a week went by>And she still spent every moment with him>I finally dared to hope>I came to her in the nursery, still painted pink for a girl>She was singing the lullaby my mother used to sing me>I gathered my courage to hold my son in my arms for the very first time>I picked him up from his crib>When I pulled back the swaddling, I knew.>I knew and I cursed myself >He was dead>Had been dead for days>And she had kept caring for him the whole time>Her mind totally detached from reality>...>I gave him a name and buried him in the churchyard.>She never really got over it, but our little girls help I think.>I guess I haven't gotten over it either
>>12551684>That... that was just unnecessary>And now I feel like shit>You know my wife is infertile, John.>I've no idea why I drink with you>Go fuck yourself>...See you at work, Monday.
>>12551684>>12551698Who are you quoting?
http://exhentai.org/g/701939/76b2bbc53f/Thats a lot of fucking weird tags but the first chapter was pretty hot.
>>12550540>And huge boobsSensible_chuckle.webm
>>12550539>>12550550It says she's an Ogre.
>>12551819Oni can be translated as ogre in Japanese, actually.
>>12551771Very cute, but I'd prefer her a little more milfy, if she's a granny.
>>12551771>Thats a lot of fucking weird tagsNah, it's all good. I don't think that guy realizes what humans are, his idea of flesh consistency is something between gummy worms and play-doh putty. So there's no pain or torture involved, you just get a lot of happy consensual womb stretching and anal prolapses.
>>12551771>granny kitsune>milf succuslut>loli>/ss/This just keeps on getting better and better.
christmas kek-e
>>12551506The lack of a mouth makes it very uncanny.
>>12551846>those twig armsdammit crabman
Will Janet the Kikimora Janitor ever be drawn?
>>12551907>she's hunched over a computer, deleting shitposting left and right.truly, she is the hero we deserve.Oh wait, do you mean the one dressed as Scruffy?
>>12551910Why not both?
Hello, /mgg/.Been a few months since I've popped in on one of these threads. Have there been any updates to MonMusu / interesting happenings in general?
>>12551918Apart from the EMG anime? I guess not. Business as usual.
>>12551925It's getting an anime? That's news to me! Last update I remember was just the 4komas and not a proper chapter back in august. between that and the back and forth 24//7 shitflinging I just kinda checked out for a while.
>>12551936It's in consideration. They had a small poll in what should appear in it.
>>12551936TF already translated the next chapter, it's on the archives.
>>12551936The anime isn't actually confirmed just yet. All they're doing right now is gauging interest via Twitter, I believe.
>>12551936>24//7 shitflingingI take it you mean back at /a/? Things are much better here. The master list also has a blogspot now where they update it daily with the shit we produce.
Damn. Girls forM vol. 07 has a nice new nonwatermarked version.http://exhentai.org/g/744926/e0df5b02d9/?p=1Starts on 55. And from the tags looks like Centaur
>>12551950The only translated chapter is pretty great.
>>12551948The few weeks after the move weren't exactly peaceful. I just figured things had to have calmed down by now and was hopeful for a new chapter. Nice to hear things are going well, though.
>>12551959True, the centaur domme chapter is delightful.And damn hit it in too soon without editing.http://exhentai.org/g/744926/e0df5b02d9/New non-watermarked version. With sexy slime girl story that looks so fucking good.The centaur one later that was translated is damn awesome. I really can't wait for more to be translated. Looks like a Succubus in there in the later chapters too.
somebody uploaded a non-watermarked version of girls ForM Vol 7.we might finally see this translated soon
>>12551944I hate to ask, but... link? I have no fucking clue where to look for it i the archive.
>>12551991No problem.http://archive.moe/a/thread/114272479/#q114280625
>>12551381But what if I want to praise Ra instead?
>>12552052Then praise both
>tfw no updates>all writefags ded
>>12552066don't worry, I'll write mine tonight, just for anon.
>>12552066Sorry dude, busy with essays.
>>12552066Eh, we're not all dead. Just busy with other things
>>12551994>Lamia orgy pits>Mama Miia is a belly dancer>She's an apophis in all but name>Tries to have a threesome with Darling and Miia>Darling's WILL OF STEEL>Miia still has some of her slutty tendenciesPraise be unto thee, O Glorious Crab Man!
>>12552066I'll get to that shit eventually.
>>12552066We're still here, mang.
>>12552080>stormtroopers lamias>goodAnon pls. Have sone standards
>>12551370>Jojo PaladinsDamn, looks like they leveled up and became badasses now
>>12552117Everyone has some way they want to get sexed to death by in these threads. My preferred method just happens to involve a writhing sea of horny snakegirls.
>>12552124>Jojo knightsFTFY. Paladins are toxic motherfuckers, like jihadists. Knights are enough bros to be badassess.
>>12552066We're here, we're just lazy
So what we are doing on this blood moon?
>>12552139Setting plates of steak by our open windows and hoping for werewolves.
>>12552139getting swole
>>12552139Fapping to you-know-who.
>>12552145tomasu yeti?
>>12552145You're fapping to Voldemort?
>>12552147Heh.
>>12552145Ebola-chan?
I want a genki succubus wearing a sundress.
>>12552139Getting drunk.
>>12552139Monster Girl invasion.
>>12552151I want a cuddly succubus wearing shorts and one of my shirts that's too big for her.
>>12552151For you...
>>12552131Thank you for fixing that for me anon. I don't know what I was thinking.
>human boys will never be realKill me.
>>12552158wheres the cat?
>>12552158D-do not be deceived by this s-slut! S-s-she will NTR you! Find a nice Lizard Girl instead!
>>12552164Friend detected.
>>12552160But I can't. We live in Monstergirl hugbox land, where murder isn't allowed, remember?
>>12552157>wearing one of my shirts that's too big for herDo you know how restricting that requirement is? 99% my succubus folder has them packing tits like cantaloupes.Closest thing I could find.
>>12552168What's wrong with being friends first, huh!? You should marry someone you know you will enjoy being with for a long time!
>>12552160>She doesn't know about the portal>laughinghumangirls.jpg
>>12552171It's close enough for me. And I guess even with large breasts, the effect still works for me if it's baggy and loose around the sleeves and collar. Y'know, so it doesn't look like it's hugging her form at all.
>>12552157>Waifu wearing one of your shirts that's too big for herThis man knows how cuddly waifus work. I deem this man my knigga.
>>12552179It's the perfect setting when you have her standing in the doorway to the kitchen one morning, barefoot, wearing one of your tops for PJs and looking at you with a sleepy smile on her face. Oh, and she's got bedhead too.And she hugs you from behind while you're preparing breakfast for the both of you.
>>12552174demon energy will compel you to like and enjoy whomever regardless of anything
>>12552182>she hugs you from behind>football team quietly sneaks from your waifu bedroomTypical succubus morning
>>12552182>tfw your waifu is bigger than you areI will never know this feel.I'm sad now.
>>12552190No.
>>12552190american or actual football?this is an important detail.
>>12552190Fuck you.
>>12552194aussie rules
>>12552192An Oni? You could always use her clothes as a blanket when you fall asleep.
>>12552194Both
>>12552139Drinking lots of milk.
>>12552139being chaste and praying to illias
>>12552205>Praying to a pie stealer.
>>12552182We think alike, brother.
>>12552190Stop that.
>>12552192>mfw I'll never have a Jinko bigger than me.You are not alone.
>>12552193>>12552195>>12552214trying to get a succubus to be monogamous is like trying to get a cat on a vegan diet.
>>12552228We've already discussed this. Succubutts don't have to be linked to NTR all the damn time.
>>12552190>what is that white sticky thing in your hair?>...a shampoo
>>12552190Sounds like a Monty Python sketch...or an Irish drinking song.
>>12552190Don't you know that when a succubus falls in love they don't get nourishment from the semen of any other man?
>>12552263Hey, sex for food and sex for fun are totally different.
>>12552265Das racist.
>>12552246>Sounds...like...a...Monty...Python...sketch...or...an...Irish...drinking...song.Fixed.
Niebelfader where? Need more heartwarming waifu stories
>>12552266>succubutt girl confesses her love to a human boy>gets turned down because he thinks she's a slutSay no to monsterism.
>>12552268Not him but, what's with all the fuss about the use of ellipsis lately?
>>12552211Well, it's a nice thought to share, after all.Like her being to lazy/sleepy to walk out of bed, so she gets you to piggyback carry her out of the bedroom. Or waking up with her ruffling your hair.Even mornings can be made better with your waifu.
>>12552277There is plenty of cuckolds who would love succubus waifu
>>12552283Imagine waking up in your waifu's embrace every morning, and how difficult it would be to get out of bed, as she would cling to you, murmuring and grunting lazily in protest as you sit up on the bedside. Sometimes she'd even go as far as to pull you back into the bed and hug you tightly like a body pillow, asking for "just a few more minutes" of sleep before dozing off with her head against your shoulder.Aw, man, where did I put my defibrillators?
>>12552290Its like paring sadists with slimes and other monster girls who can't feel pain. People with shit taste naturally go together, and it keeps them in their own little corner.
>>12552300couldn't you hurt a slime by running an electric current through one?
>>12552283>>12552294Every day would be better with your monster waifu.Wouldn't be able to carry mine, since she's bigger than me.That makes me sad.
>>12552302Unless it hits the core it shouldn't. I wouldn't think slimes would be good conductors but that really depends on who you ask.
>>12552302>>12552305That, and the kind of slime involved as well. I wouldn't be surprised if some slimes were a little more/less responsive to electricity than others.
>>12552294>Aw, man, where did I put my defibrillators?ha ha because of your heart i get it i'm gonna write that one down and spam it one thousand times over the next year
Afternoon /mgg/. We're rolling right alone into #79 now and the battle for The Marches (among other things) escalates.http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/86760457/Chapter%2079As always, thanks for reading.
>>12552139the same thing we do every blood moonsit at home playing video games with the lights off
>>12552316c'mon man, I have shit to do and you're destroying my days by releasing so often
>>12551900He has to add a flaw so she can't be perfect.
>>12552304The way I see it, you have two options. Either work out to the point where you can channel your raw force of will into your trained muscles, and carry her through the power of your love made physical... Or get your hands on one of those powered exoskeletons.
>>12552344maybey i could get all those enchantments they give astartes
>>12552316Aw hell yes
http://pastebin.com/DMEcyVe5ITT Moth-chan
>>12551243Read the manga yesterday and watched the animu today.The feels were real, Anon.>>12552344Yeah, doesn't hurt to try.Or she can just carry me instead.
>>12552391>The feelsWhat?
>Not liking delicious pear-shaped fluffy
>>12552320Trying to attract Gamer Gazer, are you?
>>12552394What?
>>12552406I'm going to miss Dakini
>>12552412Hello?
>>12552406Ewwww
>>12552406I do though. I so do.
>>12552415Can I help you?
>>12552414It's a shame Sigama is all aboard the kancolle train now. He can do some interesting stuff when he tries. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=46316099
>>12552425I hope he gets to do more stuff. His art has this charm of being erotic without actually drawing it eroticA bummer Dakini had to get a rushed ending
>>12552427I kinda wish he wasn't so into guro. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=45417334
>>12552433Holy shit that's a hot concept. I just with it was more explicit.
>>12552433>GuroIt's always the good artists that I like that always seem to have the weird fetishes
>>12552440Radiohead and scat.inb4 "Bob"
>>12552440I wish a good artist I like did some urethral sounding. It's super unpopular.
>>12552066In my case, writers block. That said, I have an idea now that may mean an update by monday.
>>12552066Maybe when you deal with this incredible amount of autism I have when it comes to planning a story i'll update. Anon.i.e. Never.
Besides lurking the thread, what are you guys doing at the moment?Anything your waifu could help with?
>>12552511Getting drunk on Hidden Rock.
>>12552511I'm writing. my waifu's paws are too big for my human sized keyboard.
>>12552511playing video gamesnot really since its faster to solo this
>>12552511Drinking ale, not doing an update, possibly team fortress 2 later because why not.
>>12552529do your update.
>>12552511doing that vidyaI can't tell her I'm playing VNs, or she'll knock my computer off the desk and rape me in my chair again.
>>12552511Drinking rum, overthinking story concepts.Wondering if doing the update it worth it since i'm the only Anon I know of that loves the MG of the story.
>>12552511Rewatching The Day of Σ, fighting writer's block.
>>12552511Eating a burrito, then going to fix me resume and study
>>12552540>Mark Gatha will never voice-act again.
>>12552511Watching scary stuff in honor of the coming Halloween season. Today's soup of the day: episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark?.Hopefully she wouldn't have to cover her eyes... Well, eye.
>>12552540>YFW you still hear>HERE I GO, TAKE THIS, MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!>SHINING FIIINNNNGGGGGGGGEEEEEER!>Right when X gives Sigma his scars
>>12552511At work, trying unsuccessfully to finish a presentation proposal. Maybe she could help think up bullshit action verbs to make the takeaways more appealing.
>>12552511Having milk and cookies while watching the newest episode of Terra FormarsPraise Hathor JOHJ!
>>12552548Watch the one with the Ghastly Grinner, that one is forever 2spooky
>Updating Planetside 2>Looking outside my windowYou guys are less bored than me, then.>>12552537Which MG?
>>12552141Anon, we talked about thisThat will only bring you hardships and an unwanted waifu
>>12552511Playing vidya, kind of stressful since I'm trying to finish some hard shit.>Kikimora waifu rubbing your shoulders and giving you gentles encouragement to relax you
>>12552559Medusa
>>12552547>>12552549What would your monster waifu/daughteru's favorite Maverick be?
>>12552565Vile or Storm Eagle, those niggas had some damn good voices.
>>12552563She's not bad, worth the update.
>>12552570Wait, fuck, I forgot that Vile/VAVA was an ex-Maverick Hunter.
>>12551487Fragile white mage with badass Amazoness dark knight. We're pretty much essential to each other since her attacks require HP and constant healing, and I don't know offensive spells and am pretty much a sitting duck without her.Her signature succubus souleater skill which requires pounding me to the verge of mindbreak for "soul energy" is super effective on light types such as paladinscum and valkyrieshits.
>>12552190>mental image of a football team decked in gear silently tip-toeing out of the bathroom cartoon style behind Anon's backFuck you, but thanks for the image
>>12552553I still need to see that one, actually. Currently in the tail end of Laughter in the Dark...
>>12552570Vile was one badass motherfucker, shame he was just a mere rival instead of a major villain.>tfw your monster daughteru will never start pretending to be a supervillain of sorts after playing too many videogames, developing surprisingly good one-liners and a cute evil laugh>She'll never play harmless pranks on you as to make normal daily home chores more difficult just because, but end up actually making them more enjoyable and fun for you>You'll never always foil her plans easily through extensive use of cuddling and playful tickle fights>>12552576He was, but he decided to become a Maverick on his own accord.
How about some Rin x Ran? It's full color. http://exhentai.org/g/739714/2245c1f1f2/
>>12552588Come on Bob, don't push it.
>>12552579These images made me push the Amazon to my top 5 MGs.Totally worth it.
>>12552588Fuck off Bob.
>>12552595How the fuck are amazons MGs?They're just fucking shitskins with muscles.
>>12552600They're succubi.
>>12552600>>>/pol/
>>12552600Part Succubi. Same deal with the Kunoichi.
>>12552066>>tfw no updates>>all writefags dedWriting part two of my Rachnera/Darling one but reality keeps kicking me and making it hard to focus.
>>12552066Everyone's working on their blood moon or halloween stories, so relax.
are onis just drunk amazons with a horn?
>>12552609>literal fanfiction
>>12552599>>12552592Do people hate 2hu now or something?
>>12552160I'll trade places with you, if you want. Though I hope you can hide amongst humans well enough.
>>12552316So..., it's going to be battle harem vs. super-Bane henchman next time?Also, Rose's positive expression when Laven tells her that all will go to ruin if the spell comes to pass is amusing to see in this chapter.
>>12552595I hope you thought this through and actually want to be a responsible house husbando for her. You know what happens if you fuck up, right?>>12552613Onis are ok with using human boys as disposable sluts but amazonesses actually want proper husbando material.
>>12552609NegaWalker pls go and stay fucking go.
>>12552613No. Amazons are drunk Onis, and drunk Onis turn meek.
>>12552409And you're not?
>>12552600Then there's this guy.
>>12552511Drinking coffee, trying to write but finding it to be difficult today.The waifu could help me out by diving into my head helping out with organizing, but she's busy with Smash right now
>>12552600Gives off a more monster-y feel than some bitch with a tail
>>12552605>>12552603>>12552627>All these Amazon posts>When I was thinking of doing a story with oneStop it. Stop it right now.
>>12552621Of course.I'm preparing myself for when she rapes me in front of the others.
>>12552632>having muscles makes them more monsteryyou just went full retard
>>12552627Those are some clown feet
>>12552636Why are her knees square shaped, is she wearing knee pads?Lewd
>>12552634>writing a story about oneMe too, but focusing more on the gender role reversal thing than on the "exotic women" thing.
>>12552605No matter how much this gets posted I love this pic.>her face when she gets home from work and you still haven't made dinner
>>12552511Was playing Civ 3 a while ago, got into a world war where I have advanced missiles in the 1880s and some people don't even have railroads. Not sure how she could help unless she could give me strategy advice.
>>12552636But Nekobus is just adorable. All you need to do to summon her is leave some fancy feast and a bowl of milk in the middle of a ritual pentagram. She's pretty bossy, but not very useful.
>>12552645>Gender ReversalGreat. Now I'm imagining an entire tribe of amazons cast off from their original tribes because they're all hardcore romantics who woo their men and treat them like gentle flowers instead of kidnapping and raping them like other tribes.Fuck you anon, you put cute thoughts in my head.
>>12552649I still want to pull out a laser pointer while she's ranting and watch her jump around trying to catch it.
>>12552648Why not?
>>12552511Watching Firefly in the background, reading Onepunch Man and putting off any semblance of productive writing.
>>12552066Actually working on my Lich story now. Still, It's kind of strange that no other writefag has posted an update recently.
>>12552654What do you mean?
>>12552653>"I will see this dot burn in hell for eternity for it's insolence!">Throws little balls of fire at the dot, causing some slight scorch marks.>Gets upset and starts pouting muttering how it's not fair and the red dot is cheating.Better hope she never finds out that you're controlling the red dot though.
>>12552651>Amazon fucking her husband in the seated position, other women of the tribe watching and burning incense/pouring liquor and drinking>Petting his head, smothering his face in her bosom>Slowly riding him into climax as her tight walls and exquisitely shaped pussy lubricates with her feminine juices>Each thrust and bounce filling the hut with a lewd smell, her gentle rocking and moans sending his erection into overdrive>Until he comes just before she does, only to receive a loving bop"Ah! The wife isn't supposed to come before the husband!"
>>12552659Ask your waifu for advice.
>>12552623>NegaWalker pls go and stay fucking go.>>12552614>literal fanfictionYou only /feed/ me
>>12552651>hardcore romantics who woo their men and treat them like gentle flowersThis is exactly what I'm after, amazonesses courting human boys and writing passionate love poetry about them in praise of their beauty/chastity. Might throw in a little rape but it will actually be traumatic and considered a major property crime in amazonian society.
>>12552649>Not very usefulWould you scratch her ears or hold onto her horns while plowing her from behind?>>12552662Go away bollocks
>>12552666Who?
>>12552664Maybe they're working on the off-chance that you'll choke.
>>12552664You really need to learn the difference between positive and negative attention. You want people to like you right?
>>12552664That's why people call you the next bob.
>>12552664Fuck off.
>>12552663Well my military has been growing exponentially since the early 1700s, I've already wiped out nine nations, three in this war so far, and the other six haven't even fully united against me. I've got enough tanks currently and in development to roll over everybody and enough infantry to defend what I take so I don't really need help, just more fucking tanks.
>>12552666I don't feel the love, Anon.Why don't you at least tolerate me?Breaks me fragile heart, Jimbo.
>>12552671Of course, I just know that if I care what a few people think and let them stop my writing and my enjoyment in writing, then I'm not meant to be a writer. I'm writing for my own pleasure and the pleasure of the people who have commented and enjoy my stories. Just like Bob does, I imagine.People can say whatever. I'm just going to enjoy myself despite them and for those who do enjoy my writing.
>>12552665They probably got banished because they don't treat men like property though. Also because they're probably hand-holding deviants.
>>12552662>ridicule your amazoness waifu for being a quickcum>brag about her impotence to your fellow human boy househusbandosthis is how you bully the amazoness
>>12552682you gossiping little bitch. You're the reason the waifu spends all that time in the garage, so she doesn't have to hear you nag
>>12552676Can't help with that, then.Only if she just likes watching you play.
>>12552682In that relationship, YOU'RE THE WIFE.>Bullying the Amazon>Telling her the only way to get her endurance up is more sexYes.>>12552679Then stop writing for sake of attention you reprehensible little shit and do it for the passion of it.
>>12552685I an doing it for the passion. I love the Darling/Rachnera story and the bondage angle. Working out ideas and positions for there is needing some thought.Describing rope bondage in text is a difficult thing.
>>12552686Then stop shitposting and write rather than scrabbling at whatever attention you can scrounge up and acting like Bob.Hell, at least Bob isn't nearly as fucking noticeable about it as you are.
>>12552679> I'm writing for my own pleasure and the pleasure of the people who have commented and enjoy my storiesIf I were writing, I'd think that I'd get my enjoyment with the knowledge that other people were enjoying it. So that's the same as you. But I don't think I could bring myself to purposefully write anything or act on the thread in such a way that people get upset over it. Criticism of a work is probably one thing, but when people start calling me out for fundamental and behavioural flaws, that when I would stop, knowing that I'm failing in my original goal to bring enjoyment to people here.I suppose I can't really stop anybody from doing what they want. But I get a little sad when I see other people sad because of others' actions here.
>>12552689>But I don't think I could bring myself to purposefully write anything or act on the thread in such a way that people get upset over it. Then you're not writing for your own enjoyment if you're afraid of what others think of your particular fetishes or whatever.
>>12552679The worst thing is, you were good. But then you started doing it for the attention and it shows. It isn't too late and you can change.
>>12552689They're not sad, they're just trolls. Anti-futa, anti-bob, anti-whatever are all just the same paladinfag-symptom trolls. Who cares about what a troll thinks, really?
>>12552686It's literally fan fiction. you're on the 50 shades of shit tier.
>>12552700Still beats having to read Twilight
>>12552700>you're on the 50 shades of shit tier.not the guy you were talking to, but all mg fanfiction is... doesn't stop if from being fun though
>>12552587Tell me her laugh sounds like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phXJ3BYG0Ak
>>12552700>Implying we're not all fans gushing and circlejerking over a fictional subject.
There goes the thread's chill mood again...
>>12552691No, I addressed that in my first sentence. I get happy from seeing other people happy because of me.I don't write, so it's entirely possible that personal fulfilment without the input is a required driving force for a writer, and I don't understand that.>>12552699I think that it all just turns into a big pileup of arguing. You have those trolls you say, people genuinely upset with the content, and people who don't care about the content itself, but don't like it because it riles up the former two groups. Emphasis on the "I think" there, though.
>>12552703no it's not, he is using characters created by someone else. It's fan fiction, other writefags make their own characters.
>>12552699>T-they don't really hate me>They're just trollsWell this level of retardation certainly explains why certain writers continue to be such contentious attentionwhoring pieces of trash.
>>12552707We can't have nice things.
>>12552705fictional subject=/=other people's fictional characters
>>12552710>Waaaah, I don't get as much attention as writefaaags
>>12552699>Not wanting futa makes you a trollYeah whatever you say.
>>12552683Clearly she should woman up and put me in my place like her friends keep telling her. Show me who's the one in charge around here like a real woman.
>people bitching about NegaWalkerOk, so he's devolved into an attention whore over the few months he's been here.At least he isn't an awful writer. Have any of you read Fizzman's pastebin? I thought it was a parody at first.
>>12552704Exactly. Just what I was thinking before I even played the video.
>>12552707This is where having other things to do comes in hand. Just play vidya or do something for an hour or two and shit will be back to normal.
>>12552719I can't say the name rings any bells. Throw a link this way for a gander?
>>12552316TYBAYBA
>>12552719>writer posts at all>scream attentionwhore
>>12552733>>writer posts at all>>scream attentionwhoreIts crab-bucketing.
>>12552733No other writefag attentionwhores like Nega. He namefags for no reason. He does /this/ for no reason. He keeps talking about his stories when no one is mentioning them/outside of update posts.
>>12552715I guarantee I have more paste hits than Nega. And I've told him to not stir this stuff up over and over again. Hell, I told him to just write his Rach story and quit poking the bear in the threads.That should be a wakeup call. He thinks that only a few trolls give him a hard time? No way. His behavior lately is terrible. He hangs the bait out there and then acts all defensive when it gets taken. Then it drags on and on because he absolutely hates to let anyone else have the last word. Everyone has that problem to one extent or another, but sometimes you got to know when to bow out.For someone who repeatedly says that he doesn't care what detractors say, he goes out of his way to engage them every time.
>>12552733There wouldn't be a problem if he at least posted productively like updates and somesuch outside of being a shitlord who namefags for the attention alone.But who am I to talk, I only do shitty greentexts and try to put on a face of anonymity.
Oh man, whoever suggested that I read Onepunch Man a while back was right. Just caught up with it now.Top tier: Licenceless RiderGreat Tier: Saitama, Genos, Watchdogman, Bang, SuperalloyEh? tier: Pri Pri PrisonerNormal Tier: Everyone elseShit tier: King, Sweet Mask>>12552734Did somebody say "crab"?
>>12552739Which writefag are you? I already kind of like you.
>>12552739Boredom, mostly. We're 4chan. We troll eachother for our own amusement.
>>12552561>unwanted waifu>implying
>>12552744Not really that important. I should be writing anyway. I'm behind on my updates and shorts because of doing the dating profile stuff. Catch you guys later.
Why do we love things that aren't real?
>>12552748The waifu you didn't originially want
>>12552751Your mind makes it real.
>>12552312I'm sure that there are quicksilver slimes out there.
>>12552739He jumped the shark when he made that story. Also, he never finishes ANYTHING. He just hoards story ideas and makes a chapter one. Then nothing. Also he keeps mentioning his latest story for no reason even a whole thread later. Nega would be more likable if he learned some humility.
>>12552753I wish
>>12552739Paste hits aren't really a good metric of anything, anon. For starters, someone who has been around longer is going to have a nice advantage there. >>12552755Yeah, that's a pretty grievous sin. At least finish shit.
>>12552750Can't wait to read your stuff.
>>12552741>Top tier: Licenceless RiderGod Tier taste. I haven't read much Onepunch man but from what I have read, Licenceless rider has the greatest fucking moment in the whole series. Even if Sea King wrecked his shit afterwards.
>>12552316>Rose's face when Montee showed back up.Fun time!
hat are some good succuslut-proofing methods? Like how do you ensure she's after you, and not just your dick, or any one else's dick? I think that for the first date you should pump your dick full of painkillers and numbers in general and tell her that in a horrible accident you had your genitals ripped off by a bear. And if she tries to seduce you, your dick is too numb to react so she might just fall for it.
>>12552752>implyingNot to be finnickey but if I didn't want her why am I leaving raw steak by the window?
>>12552761You got to the bit with the letter, right?That cemented him as my number one, in all seriousness. Not some joke character who is cool to like because he's so underpowered, but an actual fantastic person.
>>12552751This is actually a pretty deep cognitive problem debated a lot by philosophers of fiction. More generally it's about the paradox of feeling any kind of emotion towards someone we know doesn't exist. Look up "How Can We Be Moved by the Fate of Anna Karenina" by Colin Radford for a neat little discussion of this.>tfw no cheshire to discuss philosophy with
>>12552764>Tricking a succubutt into not dumping you after telling her you literally have no dickWoah nigga there be a whole lotta cuhrayzee going on here.I wonder how that would turn out
>>12552764When you bring here home, tell her that she doesn't have to fuck you, but she does have to eat this bowl of eggs.
>>12552770Because you wanted a werewolfu, but the smell of food caused a large fight to break out and then the cops show up. And then you get raped and married to a cop
>>12552764Don't date a slut. There you go.
>>12552775>you will never have a beta lizardgirl tell you this after she finds you raped by a manticore and takes you home
>>12552778Oh, he's a different person. I'm >>12552141.And I know what you said, but I'm still going to do it. Our love was meant to be.
>>12552764I'd imagine if she holds out on jumping your bones til the third date and beyond, you've found yourself a waifu, succubi rarely if ever hold out.
>>12552764>succubus-proofingWhy on earth would you want to do that? Succubi only have your best interests in mind, even if you disagree.
>>12552755>>12552757>Also, he never finishes ANYTHING. He just hoards story ideas and makes a chapter one.>That's a grievous sin.>At least finish shit.Dear god, what am I doing?
>>12552782>Eat the eggs, anon
>>12552141>Not leaving cum-soaked rags on an open windowsillYou'll be in for a howlin' good time.
>>12552764Anon, even if >>12552787 is right, all you gotta do is woo her.
>>12552789Damn she's smooth. Think I'll leach off of her for about a month and leave her in the friendzone while I go after that hot oni jock.
>>12552789>P-please, m-my hip>I-I don't care what you d-do t-t-to me after, b-but, h-hospital please.Eat the eggs.
>People still think "simple" means Ushi-Oni and Wurms are retardsThere's quite a difference, Anons. Not a big one, but it's there.
>>12552794not her fault she didn't make a move
>>12552791That's even more likely to attract non-werewolf monstergirls than steak!Maybe if I mix in my semen with some peppercorn sauce and pour it on the steak, that might work.
>>12552787You thinkin what Im thinkin, Anon?Succubus overlord worship thread?
>>12552789>Eat the eggs, Meddy-chan.She'd happily eat all of them.
>>12552798I understand what you mean.
>>12552803ARM YOURSELVES MEN! OR DO YOU WANT YOUR CHILDREN TO GROW UP IN MG84?
>>12552803Every thread is a succubus worship thread, but don't tell anyone.
>>12552798Nah man.Now whenever I think of wurms I can't stop associating them with Chaika
>>12552755>>12552757As someone who likes Nega's stories, I kind of want to see him do more of that SuccuPaladin thing.Is this really how people feel when you write without finishing? Fuck.
>>12552803But worshiping is so boring!Isn't there something we could do that requires less effort?
>>12552811You mean speaking in broken english/moon and generally being silly but not mentally handicapped?I could go for that.
>>12552804>Give Medusa an egg>She lights up immediately and begins to "play" with it by coiling her tongue around it and doing stuff like balancing it>Notices you watching her enjoy the treat>Goes back to frowning and gives you your fortieth "idiot" of the day
>>12552809Zealot-kun plsBesides, who are you to judge the fact that I want to be the cute, little slave of a succubus, when you're just the slave of a god that doesn't even acknowledge you
>>12552797>b-b-but I wanna go home, p-please I promise I'll call you>no no I am thankful, you're m-my knight in shining armor, just please let me goEat the eggs.
>>12552789>>12552797>>12552820 I FUCKING HATE EGGS BITCH
>>12552819Succubutt plsI bet your slave curses you when you aren't around
>>12552814Jeez Anon, you're hopeless. Why don't you put on those handcuffs and cock ring and wait for your succubus waifu to get home?
>>12552814C'mon Anon! That's no way to talk. You'll never get the admiration or the love of your master if you be a lazy shit. Apply yourself. How else do you think you get from being her slave to her ____pet
>>12552820Stop.My sides.
>>12552822>*locks door*>*tips bonnet*Eat the eggs.
>>12552822>Not eating the eggsEat the eggs anon.
Final update on The Body Snatcher, the sequel to the Moonlight MurdersThis, is what I call a rushed ending. I've been sitting and thinking and thinking some more on how to end it, even resorting to almost just leaving it as is, but I eventually -as seen here- ended it.Final update begins at 572. It's very short and I'm not proud of itIf anyone's interested in the Minotaur western story, I'll probably might continue it I'm not sure.http://pastebin.com/ppf5cRgx
>>12552822Vegan Lamia are the absolute worst. Please leave.
>>12552824Now that's just silly. Every slave knows that the punishment for saying mean things behind her back is the worst punishment out there
>>12552754>mfw the first thing that comes to mind upon hearing Quicksilver is a certain 'dick puncher'.>>12552822Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have yours; I love 'em. I'm having eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, baked beans, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, and eggs.
>>12552819You're judged when you foist that choice onto everyone else. Paladins may think you're dirty heretics, but you can do what you want. Only when your succubus masters become succubus overlords do we have a problem.>>12552814Damned lazy pandagirl posters
>>125528011. Get a hotel room in a high-rise with a balcony. 2. Leave semen-covered steak out.3. Now only werewolves that know parkour can get at you. 4. Proceed to have wild sex with a /fit/ werewolf B-cup with nice hips and a toned stomach and ass. Pins you against the wall and grinds backwards into you doggy-style, then flips you on your back and rides you wolfgirl style, both normal and reverse. In normal she's leaned over and nibbling on your neck, though be careful her fangs don't sink too deep when she climaxes.Just when you think you can't take anymore of her steaming wolfcunt, it's time for seated sex. Only instead of her riding you furiously, she just settles down on your lap and hugs you close while her intolerably tight snatch squeezes and milks you even though she's not moving at all. After your fourth shot into her, she forcibly cuddles you, making you the small spoon in her fluffy paws. Then she'll whisper into your ear: "We should do this again! ❤"The next morning you awaken to discover she's gone, but there's a new number on your phone and a note that says "In case of sexual emergency, dial wan."
>>12552828>>12552829Tell her that she has to be the one to cook them.Try to gently...very carefully, now....sneak out of the house while she's focused on cooking the eggs.
>>12552826>get from being her slave to her petWhoa whoa, slow down Anon. Our relationship hasn't progressed that far yet.
>>12552836>Paladins>Letting anyone worship a religion that isn't their'sDelusional fundamentalists, I tell ya
>>12552836Reminder that Paladins are ISIS tier durka durkas
>>12552826>>12552825You know what?Screw this I'm going to Hathors house, she's way more my style/
>>12552837>B-cup What is she, 12?
If u cud fugg 1 writefag which would it be?
>>12552838>I was waiting for you>I knew this would happen>I've already cooked these eggs for you>Now all you have to do isEat the eggs.What does a fedoratipping neckbeard actually do in real life in this situation? Locked in the room, tryina force a chick to gobble his eggs.
>>12552847>B-Cup>Not the perfect compromise for DFC and DCT lovers everywhereAnon...
>>12552838she already thought of that, the eggs were hard boiled.Now eat the eggs.
>>12552844But succubi want to institute the MG version of sharia law on human boys and roll back male rights a few hundred years.
>>12552848u
>>12552853>>12552850I...I...I'm allergic.
>>12552843>>12552844Hey, if your holy capital at Lescatie was turned into a filthy orgy pit, I'm sure you'd be pretty anxious to burn it to the ground too.
>Ask her if she can make them eggie in a basket.>...>What? I like my toast.
>>12552678I like you.Faggot.
>>12552853Okay okay, I'm eating the eggs. Now please let me go.
>>12552857No you aren't. She has a picture of you on facebook eating an omelet.Noweat the eggs.
>>12552855So do Paladin and they also have a hard-on for blood
Why are most onis, proportioned like a body builder and not a strongman if they are made to be super strong
>>12552841Well if you be lazy, your relationship will go no where. You have to start somewhere>>12552845Now now Anon. You might want to leave, but she already put a lot of resources into taking care of you. You wouldn't want your slave to run away either? You dont want her to bust out her toys and restraints, do you?
>>12552851Not big enough for paizuri = not big enough. It's like you've never handled real B-cups. And Nip B-cups are A's which are barely mosquito bites.
>>12552837>Small palmable breasts, but not flat>Athletic>Biting>Wall-assist doggy style, cowgirl riding and tender seated sex>Spooning>Cheesy wan jokesFirst-class delivery straight to my heart and heartboner. I love it, and want her.
>>12552856I want to be writefag, maybe one day I will
>>12552316Is Laven made of rubber?
>>12552851i won't accept less than a D-Cup. This is not negotiable.
>>12552837>be careful her fangs don't sink too deep when she climaxes.>Implying I don't cuddle into her giving even deeper acess to my throat>Implying she doesn't cum just from the predatory thrill>Implying death isn't the greatest aphrodisiac>>12552861Oh, sure. That's all I wanted. It was for your own good.>A-ah. G-good, okay. U-umm, why are you shutting all the blindsOh, this? Nevermind that. Hey, how would you like some eggs?
>>12552864Because they're vain and not stronk. You want stronk you get dwarf or cyclops.
>>12552862>Cautiously take an egg>Your eyes not leaving hers until it's only inches away from your mouth>A bit of the egg is through the threshold behind your teethYou know, I'm not very hungry right now. Is there an exercise machine that I can...
>>12552873He has undergone some things that make him much more resilient these days.Absorbing all that holy power and demonic energy when he sucked in the power source of the golem.He is probably almost entirely an Incubus by now.
>>12552866Already got the keys, maybe I'll crash at my old Oni friends place
>>12552871Wanting isn't going to do shit for you. Just like planning a story, it won't amount to anything but a cloud of ideas in your head if you don't sit down and punch words onto paper with the intensity that'd scare a Stand user.
>>12552858>Lescatie>Holy capital
>>12552877I have not seen one story or picture were onis were not shown to be strong as hell
>>12552831You can always edit it if you aren't happy. We've all done updates we aren't completely proud of.
>>12552864They probably wouldn't have huge soft breasts either. It's MGs I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>12552886I don't have an idea I like enough m8, I'm not in a rush either.
>>12552890It was THE religious center of the Order, just not the seat of government.
>>12552886>planning a storyActually, that's a good idea. Maybe mine wouldn't suck so much if I did that.>>12552871Anyone can be a writefag. All you need is an idea.
>>12552875>death as an aphrodisiac>embracing your lover's dangerous, predatory sideAnon, I like you. You can come over to my house and eat my steaks.
>>12552877Stout Strongman oni when?>Gets teased by other monstergirls for being shorter and wider than the average oni.>Shuts them up by picking up a boulder with one hand and hurling it into the distance.>Goes to go chug an entire barrel of sake with one hand while lifting her husbando with the other
>You will never have an Apophis girlfriend who gives you a hit of Black Eye every night the two fo you have sex>Whether you want it or not
>>12552905>That picYes. That's the type of monster girl I like.
>>12552869I love wolf girls of all shapes and sizes, but the short, athletic type that can still easily manhandle a guy a foot taller than her into submission is my favorite. A spunky, cheerful personality without crossing into being a spaz. Likes whatever she likes - wears very skimpy, girly clothing and loves it just as much as she enjoys wearing a tank top (no bra, of course) and capris. Will drag you to see the latest romantic comedy in theatres and then make you help her fix her motorcycle and then join her on her workout routine. She'll spot for you and show you proper form, then get all randy when you start squatting properly and takes you in a sweaty, passionate mess amidst all the exercise equipment. Then enter some creativity with the exercise equipment and sexual escapades. Like she does pullups to pump you in and out of her cunt.
>>12552917>motorcyclethere's that fetish I've been looking for
>>12552903Planning is relative. Sure, you should have a basic idea on what's going to happen, start, middle, and finish, but trying to plan out all the tiny little details from beginning to end could drive you nuts.
Uh oh! Your Daughteru took some Apophis drugs her friends pressured her into taking and has now turned into a tall voluptuous Ara Ara! How will your family deal with this?
>>12552898>implying you wouldn't be a little bitch slut and friendzone a lizardman to get with an oni like Yuugi.
>>12552912>>12552924Why are Apophis such shit?
>>12552860I'm not your bundle of sticks, pal.
>>125529241, 2, and 3 are good. I'm not that into 4
>>12552924Let her "work it out" with her childhood friend.
>>12552917Well, let it never be said that you don't know what you want. I like that taste, dude.
>>12552928Don't blame the source, blame the dealer and her friends.Fucking Manticores.
>>12552928They're not that bad, but Shirohebi are clearly superior.
>>12552917>She pins your feet to the ground and puffs her chest out>"If you're doing your sit-ups properly, you should be able to put your face on my chest~.">After you've done your last sit-up, she joyfully falls onto you, her breasts smothering your face
>>12552929
>>12552934Hey come on now Manticores aren't all badI live right next to two, nice girlsoh god help me those fucking spines hurt like a motherfucker
>>12552678Maybe Bollocks should write some Red Moon smut for the occasion.
>>12552940You will never live next to two MGs who like to ride your morning wood while you sleep, like in that one Inazuma doujin.
>>12552941Maybe Bollocks should write about short, sweet athletic werewolfs with motorbikes.
>>12552941>Red Moon smut for the occasionHe should.He'd also be the best bet for yandere /ss/ stuff too.
>>12552923I keep changing my mind about the whole thing throughout. Surprisingly people still seem to like it. Oh well.
>>12552924where are we talking on this spectrum?2-3 - I ask her mom if she still wants to do that threesome she brought up a few days ago4 - let her break in her friend at school
>>12552946>Me>Being known for yandere /ss/>>12552941>>12552945>>12552938http://i.imgur.com/1GmVpIg.jpg
>>12552945>Bollocks>Being anything other than a shitlordGood one m8.
>>12552954Is that a No, or...
>>12552954Short athletic red moon lunatic werewolf
>>12552950All the way. And you'll need to ask yourself "What do I think of my daughteru now? What of my wife, and what does my daughteru think of herself? Can she turn back? And if not, where the fuck am I supposed to put all this extra health and ara ara?
>>12552957This guy gets it.>>12552958It's a "leave me out of your weirdness" look. Only responded to that one guy because happened to look at the thread after mostly ignoring it from all the shit flinging before.Now let's go back to MGs.
>>12552954>Me>Being known for yandere /ss/Shota dressed as Little Red Riding Squire for Halloween, Clingy yandere CC Werewolf. Get on it.You know your dick wans it.
>>12552958am I the only one who wants to bully loli grapesnake?
>>12552933Don't forget you'll need to help her shave monthly. Like you'll be fucking, or rather she's fucking you - and then suddenly she's hairy as a rug. Do you keep fucking and nuzzling her fur, or stop to shave? Or would you shave her at all?She's a little embarrassed by her hair problem and shaves it mostly out of convenience and social acceptance, but if you wanted she'd let it grow thick. At some point in the future I might do a short featuring the short, athletic, parkour'ing, motorcycling-riding wolfu. Figuring a hook on something so 'mundane' is difficult, however.
>>12552924Dem thick cat hips.
>>12552969Don't bully.
>>12552905Thank you, anon. Were I to go to your house and eat steak I would surely supply us both with Lager and mead.
>>12552973No, bully until hysterical fits of sobbing!
>>12552973but that faceit cries out to be bullied
>People talking about athletic werewolves hunting on the Blood Moon.This happens so much. I start writing something, then a day or two later, it gets brought up in a thread. I don't know if that makes me unoriginal or what. But it makes me feel like I have to post a little teaser.The intro sequence to a little something. http://pastebin.com/VrW2dLfMThe rest when it gets finished.
chapter 11 of grand hopehttp://pastebin.com/VWjjm41Qthinking about strip club
Hey guys, what do yo do if you marry a human girl and later discover she's actually a Monster Girl?For example, long ago I had married a nice human girl, and together we had consensual intercourse in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. However, later, after we had a nice family of 3 cute human daughterus, I had taken our whole family out to a cliff on the beach to watch a comet shower. In the perfect moment, I asked my waifu what she wished for more than anything in the world. I didn't need a wish since all my dreams had come true, but I was curious what she though. She looked me in the eyes and said that "I wish for about tree fiddy." It was then I realized my Human Waifu was actually about eight stories tall and a plesiosaur from the late Jurassic era.How do you cope with this shit?
>>12552982>>12552980I SAID DON'T BULLY. Don't make me call her mom and mindbreak you with Black Eye.
>>12552980>>12552982Fine. Just make sure there's someone to come in and kick your ass for it so she can fall in love with him.
>>12552992can I bully her after I'm mindbroken?
>>12552992Too late, already on my way to bully her until she suicides!
>>12552511Setting up a new tank for a snake I'm going to buy in a week or so.
If anyone should be bullied it's Sphinx-chan.
>>12552967>One half-assed greentext means that my schtick is yandere /ss/http://i.imgur.com/lyjwIy1.jpgStop replying so I can go back to Stranger's Wrath ya cunt.
>>12552996I don't think you'll need other kinds of amusement where you're going.
>>12553000>until she suicidesTo the Matango Pit with you.
The best bullying is one that leads to a switch. Bullying an MG until she snaps one day and revenge rapes and bullies you.
>>12553008Not until I see her become a pancake on the sidewalk and have a few drinks in one of the more famous Oni bars.
>>12553000Not cool.I was just going to bully her until headpats are required
>>12553003So you like to write stuff that involves getting absorbed into an Echidnas vagina for shits and giggles?
>>12553010This anon gets it.
>>12553010>taking the fun out of being a bullyThanks, faggot.
How does /jp/ feel about Tsunderes today? This diuscussion gave me a story idea>Greyladin is in the forest because reasons>Happens to be a full moon >Stumbles across a feral wolfu>She's a pretty badass predator but he bas runic enchantments etched into his sckin so he's not at the physical level of a human either.>She disables him pretty early in, and he never has enough ground to grab the weapon>His armor defends him well enough, but he's fistycuffing a werewolf, put on the defence once he finds grapples and the like don't work because she's just too strong>On her part she finds that his armor is too tough for her to get into and he moves slightly too fast for her to get to his throat for a kill>Like this they fight untill the sun rises, panting and exhausted>The both collapse at the same time and by the time greyladin wakes she's gone>He fixes a camp in the middle of the glade and just as the fire is lit wolfu returns with two rabbits.>The stare for a bit and then ignore eachother, both using the now communal camp fire that the greyladin built>Silently, she pushes him one of the cooked rabbits.Captcha: itrane affection
>>12553017>being a bullyFaggot.
>>12553001If you had a Lamia waifu, would she consider this slavery?
>>12553013Yes. Sure.Whatever gets me out of you faggots associating yandere with me when I don't even know the first thing about doing it properly.That Yuki-Onna bit wasn't even proper yandere.
>>12553021>Implying she doesn't have a pet monkey and giggles at his public masturbation.
>>12553021How many of you would put up with someone who consider's having a pet slavery? That is literally PITA's position
>>12553008>You walk home with the small lamia after another day of school>She looks...surprisingly grim>Even more than she usually is"Hey...are you feeling okay?" you ask her.>She looks to you with a transparent-yet-gentle smile and tells you>"Of course. Everything is fine.">"Everything will be just fine.">You're concerned about her, but you don't want to pry>If she says she's fine, you can't press her on it"If that's what you say, then I won't bother you, I guess," you tell her>You see her off with a smile and a wave before heading off on your way>The next day, you hear about an accident on the train tracks>And how a lamia was killed at a railroad crossing last evening
>>12553017>Not wanting to bully an MG and take her ice cream.>Not wanting her Onee-san to then bully you and take your virginity.
>>12553019I like Tsun, but they need to get super lovey after all the hate
>>12553025Why did the Lamia cross the railroad tracks?
>>12553025Anon I'm not here for this.
>>12553020>not making a kid cry and think about running awayFucking pussy
>>12553022The only thing I associate with you is shit. It's amazing how much you attention whore despite not actually doing anything.
>>12553027I kinda picture it as more of a gripe than hate. Hate implies some emotional connection. this is just the animosity between a predator and prey that fights back. But yeah, after a few tsun tendencies they enjoy wild sex together. And he, Idunno. Helps her hunt the next night. And then they have bloody wild sex.
>>12552986I like it, I look forward to more.
>>12553024MG or not, people like that are incredibly annoying. Not even /an/ is that bad.
>>12553028To show her friends that she had guts.And man, did she have guts.
>>12552970Fluff is no trouble to me. However she looks, with smooth skin or fluffy fur, I'll love her because she's her.She wants to shave? Then we'll bathe together in the humid confines of the bathroom, lethargic and sweaty from the steam and hot water. I'll sit behind, her on my lap, maybe with the tease of my boner brushing against her as she shifts in the water. I'd ensure her relaxation by spreading my fingers and running them slowly through her wet fur, feeling each clump slip under my hands, tickling the skin, and letting her sink onto me, muscles loosening until she's all but buoyant and weightless in the water.Then, with razor in hand, I'll run those blades over her skin with the care of a sculptor crafting fine detail into clay, slicing each clump of fur with loving precision. After I'm done, I'll run my fingers over her skin and let her whine and pant with that mixture of pleasure, and the promise of more. Out of the bath, I'd even dry her myself, pressing the towel into her steaming body and rubbing my hand over it in circles, gently massaging her and hugging her to keep her warm. That done, I'd cover the bed with a towel, let her lay atop it, and begin rubbing warmed coconut oil into her baby-soft skin, making slick every chubby curve and muscled bump of her form. Her legs, thighs... From her hips and the giving softness of her ass, the arch of her back, slabs of her shoulder blades and suppleness of her breasts to her neck and face. I'd love her everywhere.
>>12553024Depends on the person. Like do they take action? Or are they kinda laid back and it's fun teasing them by roasting bacon and feeding it to your husky?
>>12553032Thanks, needed that.
>>12553025Alternatively, you could be a bully-for-hire to pick on girls for your clients to save so the two can fall in love.For the right price, that is.It's the perfect plan. Beat up MGs, get money, and watch as the love of other couples blossoms before your eyes, knowing that, if you can't have love, then at least others can.
>>12553026>not wanting to make a monster girl brace herself in case you hit her>not wanting her to miss nearly everyday of school and fail
>>12553028>>12553037Dude.
>Yandere Gargoyle>Docile by day (lol statue)>Protective and murderschlcking crazy at night
>>12553037Heh. Unless you're going to coil up and spring away at the last minute, what are you doing playing chicken with a body that it meters long?
>>12553045Sufferingfags please go.
>>12553050No, no, the joke was she splattered on grill of the train.
>>12553048I like it.
>>12553053I will murder everything you love, anon.Just as you have done to me.
>>12553053I know. What I'm saying is, Why do that with a body that can't move out of the way faster. And really now that I think about it this entire scenario is stupid. Snakes feel vibrations in the ground, no way is a Lamia going to miss a train rumbling by. She would have knows it was there. So it's probably just suicide that she wanted to play off as an accident. which is sad. This is why people need to indulge in more lamia hugs.
>>12553052>bullying a race of drugging rapists makes me a SufferingfagI bet you were some faggot that got bullied in school and failed to kill himself, better go take your pills before your PTSD comes back again!Loser.
>>12553061>This is why people need to indulge in more lamia hugsThis. Less suffering, more hugs.
>>12553066>I bet you're bully>LoserI s-sure showed that n-nerd, right guys?
>>12553066>Trolling this hardBullying is for tragic love purposes only.I will not have it any other way.
>>12553066This post was so edgy I shat Bismuth.
>>12553069Lamia hugs in the winterLamia hugs in summerLamia sex every night
>>12553048>Wake up in the night to see her perched on the balcony of your high-rise apartment.>She's staring inside, watching you sleep, breathing heavily.>In the morning she's gone, but there's always ropes of femcum on the balcony railing.
>>125530665/10 Got me to replyDont go overboard next time
>>12553075>Lamia sex every nightAs it should be.
>>12553076>Get hit by a car, hospitalized>Check the news the next day>The car that hit you was found nearby the Cathedral you often pass by>The roof peeled back like a can of sardines>The driver's mangled corpse was found hanging by his hands from a rope>A wooden plaque reading "Homicida" dangling from his neck>There's only one being you know that speaks Latin
>>12553069>Lamia fags thinking they're even in the same league as fluffy hugs
Waifu puts a blindfold on you and tells you to stick out your tongue:>lick waifu's dildo>don't lick waifu's dildo
>>12553084No one is implying that. Lamia hugs are in a much higher league.
>>12553084What happens in the fluffy lotus stays in the fluffy lotus.
>>12553069What about sexual hugs.
>>12553084That isn't a fluffy hug.That's a deadly Fluffy Tail Trap. Which is native to the Zipangu region.It's been known to produce enough lewd to cause up to 20 men to ejaculate.
>>12553012>She will never be cornered in a classroom by a group of bullies who want to carry out the ritual of smiting Apep>They will never hold her down and spit on her one at a time>They will never all kick her and dig their heel in her face with their left foot>They will never tie her up with rope and throw small firecrackers at her>You will never walk in on this affair and watch as they scatter to avoid getting told on>You will never untie her after they've gone and wipe the dirt from her face>She will never closely follow you around everyday after that, meekly asking you too sit with her at lunch
>>12553086
Monster girls will leave depressed people alone right?
>>12553093Why would anyone want that to happen?
>>12553093They'll help them feel better by giving them the V.If that doesn't work, apply more V.
>>12553093No.They do healing, loving rape to make you happy
>>12553091Wow, the Pharaoh and her friends are some nasty-ass bitches.Mean Girls or Heathers with MGs when?
>>12553093Healing.
>>12553087I'll hook you right in the gabber m8. >>12553088The fluffy lotus couldn't possibly contain all that love. >>12553090Is it a trap if you willingly step into it?
>>12553093No. You're gonna get cuddled and loved by a monster waifu that cares about you and you're gonna fucking like it, faggot.Then you're gonna get raped.
>>12553093if they did a lot of anons ITT would never meet their waifus
>>12553099>Replace MC with Pharaoh>Instant unlikely best friends story
>>12553098But I don't want to be happyMe being happy doesn't bring good things
>>12553093>>12553093http://i.imgur.com/LdgChzE.jpgI dunno man. Sad Keanu and Dandy seem pretty easy to want to console.
>>12553084You do you gotta compare, anon? Why can't you just be happy with what you like? Why do you have to be such a raging faggot party pooper?
>>12553106Shit, now I really want to see a Heather's spoof with these two, Pharaoh being JD.
>>12553102>Is it a trap if you willingly step into it?Yes, it just makes you really stupid, really brave, or someone who REALLY likes fluffy tails.
>>12553107Too badThey're going to make you happy. You are going to be tenderly loved by a monster girl, she'll become your waifu, and you'll have a daughteru. And you will fucking enjoy it ya ingrate
>>12553115I don't wanna enjoy it.You can't make me!
>>12553124She's going to make you smile anon! She's going to make you happy so she can protect that smile!
>>12553112I cannot rest until the world accepts fluffy into their hearts. I am a champion of fluff. A paladin that sings fluffy praises. >>12553114What if you laid your own trap?
>>12553113So I read the plot summary to that.Maybe just a standard best friend story between them would be better.
>>12553132Fuck off Bob
>>12553138>posting 2hus means bob nowWhat?I'm not even the guy who posted it. I'm just confused.
>>12553138>Fuck off BobCome on Anon, step it up.
>>12553135What, you don't want to see an Apophis and a Pharaoh become fast friends, team up against the popular cliques, and go on a killing spree?
I haven't jerked off in 4 days and I want to touch my dick. what should it be /mgg/
>>12553144I think we just need to let Bob culture die.>>12553138Anon, Bob is gone, and he's never coming back.
>>12553026I know I'm late but>an MG
>>12553157>Bob is goneYou wish. We wish.
>>12553132>What if you laid your own trap?>Lying in bed at night.>Hear a scream.>Looks like your trap caught something.>Rush downstairs with your handgun ready.>See a burglar who came in through the sliding door, his foot ensnared in the flufffy tail trap you set.>"H-hey! Please help! I-I'm sorry! I'm not ready for this!">You lower your gun and go over and close the sliding door.>"What are you doing?! Come on! Help me you asshole!">Pull out a camera on a tripod and point it at him.>Take a seat in your lazyboy chair with a glass of rum on the rocks.>"This is sick! This is fucked up man! Get this thing off me.">You take a sip as he's pulled further into the restless fluffy tails.>Eventually his screams become muffled under the layer of fluff.
>>12553150Everything but the last part. Too edgy for my tastes. The best I can deal with is like in Yume Miru Kusuri, where MC and first girl choke bitch girl to near-death until she shits herself in her unconscious state.
>>12553164Well yeah, it is a slippery slope into edginess. But Heathers is a black comedy, so it would need to have a lot of humor
>>12553155Porn, I guess?
>>12553161You're a fucked up person anon
>>12553172If he didn't want to be violently raped by fluffy tails he shouldn't have robbed my house.
>>12553172Anyone who likes fluffy tail and would subject others to that horror are all fucked up, anon.
I hope Laven rides Christophaclies against Montée in the next chapter. We need a good ol' showdown between giant monsters.
>>12553171can u help narrow it down
>>12553157It shouldn't have even started in the first place. I don't think I have ever seen so many people with ass rashes over something so stupid. Now it's at the point where Bob is somehow automatically responsible for anything Anon doesn't like. I don't care what others think about Bob, but when it gets to the point that I constantly see Bob mentioned every couple of scrolls over something completely unrelated, that's when it gets out of hand. Bob isn't making theses threads worse, the idiots that refuse to stop mentioning him are. i.m.o.
>>12553180>uFUCK NO
>>12553168Couldn't it involve things that don't involve them killing their classmates but instead doing equally harsh things like getting them addicted to Black Eye, or breaking limbs, etc.?
>>12553180gay furry snuffjesus fuck dude, this isn't /r/inb4 futa on male
>>12553180>mfw I caught myself typing out pornstar names in pastebin that I was going to give to you>Not suggesting gelbooru and searching kissing leg lock sexI'm a fucking retard.
>>12553188>/r/lel who even goes there? the only mg porn I know about is lamia and HORSE PUSSY I LOVE YOU so pls help
>>12553174>Violently raped by fluffy tailsA man can dream.
>>12553187I'd say no, as the killings are what add to the whole absurd and funny nature of the story, but honestly, just go watch Heathers at this point. Talking about it and reading a summary does not do it justice.So what other 80's movies could you see MG's being in?
>>12553187What the fuck is Black Eye?
>>12553204Indeed.
>>12553215Comfiest rape known to man.
>>12553204That image makes gives my dick an uneasy feeling for some reason. Not knowing what exactly is going on beneath those fluffy tails as the victim's tail thrashes around in panic until it's "finally over" makes me feel weird and a tad bit annoyed.
>>12553222With those number I have to trust you with your opinion.
>>12553211A narcotic drug directly applied to the eyes. Some goos shit that's got Lilim essence and all kinds of venoms in it.It gives heightened sexual stimulation, reduced refractory period, and enhanced sexual endurance.Although prolonged use can result in addiction, higher chance of cardiac arrest, chronic shortness of breath, and blindness.
>>12553211>>12553239You know when someone's using it when they have black sclera. For girls who already have black sclera, it looks fucking horrible, like >>12549183.You can tell when somebody HAS been using it when their sclera becomes more gray by the day.
>>12553222God do I love being comfy on a Friday nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxaLGbTDcdQ&index=2Surprisingly fitting
>>12553180tile patterns
>>12553239>>12553248Which one of you faggots thought of this thing.It's even worse than Bob's "Wonderland" drug.
>>12553258Why do you constantly bring up Bob?Your obsession is unhealthy, Ahab.
>>12553265White Whale Holy Grail, etc.
>>12553265You know that's a different guy than yesterday right?
>>12553239>>12553248>Foreign venomous substances that can easily bypass your skin and spread in your body through blood vessels like pheromones>Literal aphrodisiac that can be just drank>Being applied to the eyesAnd I'm just sitting here wondering what the fuck.
>>12553272Well in normal pharmacology applying shit to eyes means it can take effect that much faster.
>>12553265What if it's Bob talking shit about himself for the sake of self-promoting as an Anon?
>>12553272>And I'm just sitting here wondering what the fuck.I think we started with Cowboy Bebop's Red Eye and went from there. It wasn't totally out of the blue.
>>12553272It's all based around the Black Eye pun. Whoever came up with it just kept pushing that angle. But it seriously reminds me of Soy Sauce from John Dies at the End minus the psychic powere.
>>12553280I'd tell you it's not.Bob is not the one posting.
>>12553283Wasn't that called Bloody Eye or something?That guy was fucked up.
>>12553283>The royal weYeah, that's specific. Least you didn't say consensus this time.
If her skin is blue and her sclera is black.If I were you, I would turn back.
>>12553299Jojokes on you, you're not me.
>>12553299Black sclera are top tier, though.
>>12553295>Yeah, that's specific.What more do you expect on an anonymous image board? Anyone used to 4chan should immediately know that I meant a group of people did something when I say "we" in that context. Your complaint doesn't even make sense.
>>12553299SOON.
Will there ever be a tongue to replace Dakini's?
>>12553299Well you ain't me, so back the fuck up while I enjoy dat blue skin and black sclera.And while she's riding me hard, and my face is in dat DCC, and were both just rutting in our lust, you can just stay back and deal with your shit
>>12553317No.My head-canon ending is that she ate his liver and left.Never trust a fox.
>>12553317Never. Dakini is a wonder to the universe
Metro 2033 with monster girls?
>>12553327Fuck.
>>12553327A bunch of cheki breki Russians hiding in the Metro from lust-crazed Monster Girls?
>>12553280Why would I be Bob when clearly i'm not?I don't even like fucking fluffy girls nearly as much as that cockmongler does.
>>12553329>hiding from monster gurlsSergei pls
>>12553327>Artyom being followed around by a loli Dark One
In a world of monstergirls, do you think someone would invent something to protect your pelvis from breaking?Because I really want to experience the rapetrain, but I also like my pelvis functional and intact.
>>12553340Drink milk and praise Hathor, Anon
>>12553327You laugh but childhood friend when he was too young to think they just wanted to rape him.He was supposed to usher in glorious co-existence and peace but just bombs them like any other faggot Paladin.Eh. That whole 'plot twist' always bothered me.
Where the Paladins at?
>>12553340Sadly, a material able to withstand prolonged stress of that magnitude does not yet exist.Your only option is to become an incubus.
>>12553339>>12553329I never thought I'd want something like this.But now I kinda do.
>>12553351>The part where you find yourself inside a cave>The Rhinogirl's rape cave
What type of clothing would your wolfu wear?(Or any girl with a fluffy tail, for that matter)Not only that, but sitting down could be a huge pain, especially on chairs with backs.
>>12553348I dunno, but I know where the Wight women at.
>You will never watch with worry as your friend builds a Gateway, re-assuring you that nothing bad will happen>He will never complete it, and a blue light will never flow out, quickly turning into obsidian black as the first creature passes through>A black morass spreading out, red eyes opening and lidlessly watching you>Winged, horrifying and yet beautiful, the Lilith simply looks at you both dismissively and goes "Ara Ara"Remember, magic is never to be trusted.
>>12553359Probably just low rise bottoms and tops with a triangle cut out of the back. Dresses would just have a simple hole below the zipper. In a world where MG were common there would probably just be a gap between where the seat ended and the back rest began. Getting into them might still be a problem, but sitting would be okay.
>>12553359I'm torn between having a nice dress or fairly normal clothing like Horo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Y3F81P5NkOr a rough biker wolfu wearing a leather jacket, spiked wristguards and collars and ripped jean shorts. Like pic-related.
>>12553342this is a given
>>12553356>Great Library filled with super stronk rape monsters
>>12553340 CYBERNETIC BODIES WITH CARBON NANOTUBE MUSCLE FIBERS
>>12553342Ushi-oni's are part cow y'know.
>>12553370>Ara Ara Librarians show up when you last expect them>They come up close and check you out, trying to seduce you with lewd poses and gestures>If you just stare at her, she'll think you're just being difficult, and will continue to show up at random later on as to convince you to sleep with her>She pounces and rapes you the moment you look away
>>12553380>>She pounces and rapes you the moment you look awayDoes blinking count? Oh god, blinking counts, doesn't it?
>>12553382It counts for Weeping Angels and SCP-173. Why wouldn't it count for the Ara Arabrians?
>>12553377I think we've just found the world's most dangerous occupation.
>>12553339>You'll never take care of her out of guilt for what you did to her kind.>You'll never send her on her way when You go to defend D6 against the Communists.>She'll never come back with other surviving dark ones to save you when you're mere moments away from detonating the whole place.>"Artyom... no need for that now."
>>12553380Bourbon still gets shot in the face right?
>>12553388God I loved Last Light
>>12553380>Ara Ara>Probably has glasses>Probably never has her eyes open>Probably talks with a tone that ends with a ~ or a <3 or both whenever she talksYes. I would pound that pussy. Very much hard.http://imgur.com/zVeQupP
>Singing pipes.>It's actually just lewd moans.
>>12553395>Khan is the only virgin in the whole Metro aside from children
>>12553394>ApophisAsk not the sun why she sets.
>>12553403For she sets for thee.
>>12553369>>12553366I'd like to see clothing and chairs designed for girls with fluffy tails. What would an overstuffed sofa meant for kitsunes look like? That's one thing that's kind of a shame for writing versus drawing. Unless the narrator isn't used to seeing something, there's not going to be any special descriptions about a chair or clothing.
>>12553370You just made be think of the Great Library being buried/sealed off long ago and forgotten.You're on an archaeological dig, when suddenly the floor collapses. You fall into the Great Library.After you land you find yourself surrounded by all these powerful monsters who haven't had sex in who knows how many ages, but they've had plenty of time to read up on and study techniques.No noticeable way out, and you notice they're all looking at you."Aren't we lucky to finally have someone like you suddenly drop in on us, guinea pig," one of them utters.
>>12553409>You will never assassinate a Pharaoh for your Goddess>Clad in the ceremonial serpentine armor of her Temple>Wielding a khopesh
>>12553415Good.I don't even think she would ask for me to do such a thing.She'd be too busy making sure we met our weekly entertainment quota.
>>12553418Would you be committed enough to her to embrace quasi-immortality and help operations of The Oasis?
>>12553395>>12553394>>12553392>>12553390>>12553388>Demon girl>An awkward lonely girl that's been through so many misunderstandings when trying to interact with humans that she was nicknamed "The Bitch" due to her bad reputation>She kidnaps humans that come to the surfance whenever she can, taking them to her nest>Turns out she just wants to cuddle with them>She's too dense to realize why they keep dying for no reason after a while
>>12553415Well yeah, my goddess doesn't advocate stupid things like war. Only health and love for all.
>>12553424What is..."The Oasis?"
>>12553413>Great Library being forgotten>Brahmin letting that happenDid you even read the book?
>>12553428Night club where all MGs and human couples alike can enjoy the atmosphere of an empire long gone.With Sphinx and Anubi servers, and hourly performances by a quartet of lamiae. All ran by a "Pharaoh" and her husband.
>>12553415>Not being a disciple of Hathor, and being blessed by having a Holstaurus wife assigned to you.>Together you travel the world spreading Hathor's message of health, fertility and wide hips.
>>12553429Sorry...I'm...I'm not a follower.
>>12553431Since you know, pretentious reality warping allusion to moon beams by the Apophis to avoid persecution for being "evil".
>>12553431The Pharaoh's doing well?We're not doing anything to distract her from her royal duties, right?I say we just build a nice night club and keep it a secret from the Pharaoh.It'll be like a hidey-hole for overworked laborers and relax and unwind.
>>12553432>Holstaurus wife assigned to you.That's the only part I disagree with you on, we don't assign people to marry each other, true love is the best way to spread love.
>>12553415>When I said "We need take care of the Pharaoh" >I meant help her find a boyfriend because she seemed lonelyanon's excuse goes here>She was my sister what the fuck is wrong with you
>>12553431Would Sphinxes carry shit around on their backs?Would an Anubis ride one around?
>>12553442What if by "assigning" a girl to you, he meant actually shaping her body ans soul to be the one you'll love at first sight?
>>12553443>anon's excuse>"I-I watched The Godfather recently..."
>>12553442I assumed most worshipers of Hathor did so in order to marry a Sacred Holstaurus.
>>12553425>Demons>Not hard femdom assholesCome on Stalker
>>12553445Sphinxes would carry shit around on their backs and the Anubii would also use Mummies when they're tired of carrying stuff, directing the flow.>>12553443>Killing Pharaoh gets Ra to come down and personally smite you>Blinding you with her radiance since you couldn't see the familial resemblance
>>12553454Those could be Dark Nosalis. They're pretty bitchy.
>>12553447What do you mean?>>12553453Not sure if it most but a lot of people just love HEALTH, we didn't join the church just to marry a Holstaurus, that's a pretty dumb reason. Yeah that might come with it but if that's your only reason for joining that's a pretty shitty reason.
>>12553455And then the Pharaoh rises again in a few days, since she's undead.Initiate everyone laughs ending, except for a now blinded Anon.
>>12553415why would you kill when you could mind break?
>>12553458God those Dark Nosalis scared the fuck out of me causing me to waste like all my ammo by the time I got done with that level.
>>12553463You know, literally conceiving the monstergirl you're destined to love. Hathor's a Goddess, right?
You and you're waifu are walking down the street one day, when you peer into an alley and see a tent surrounded by camels. The sign on the tent says USED CAMAL EMPORIUM.Wat do?
>You will never go to the Egyptian Bazaar.>Where a 'Snake Charmer' flirts with Lamia for coin.>Where shifty Jackal Girl merchants try to sell their wares.>A sphinx basks in the sun, looking smug as people come before her to seek wisdom.>A gang of dangerous looking Crocodile Girls eye you from a dark alleyway, but are hesitant to act under the watchful eye of the Anubis City Guard.
>>12553463What if Hathor offered to you one of her many daughters who were looking for suitors?
>>12553473Cows are shit
>>12553474You're shit.
>>12553469If she decides its your fate to marry here then yeah I guess she could.>>12553473I would meet her and see if we are comparable, if so I would gladly accept. If not then I'd rather us not be unhappy.
>>12553474>Denying something Hathor gives youYou are the one that is shit my friend
>>12553474But those tig bitties
>>12553474Get a load of this guy.
ALLAHU AKBAR MONSTER GIRLS A SHIT WE PALADIN NOWMARRY WOMEN, DO NOT MARRY CORRUPTING DEGENERATE SATANIC MONSTER GIRLS THEY ARE HERE TO DESTROY OUR PRECIOUS CIVILIZATION. READ THE WORLD OF ALLAH TAKBIRALLAHU AKBAR TAKBIRALLAHU AKBAR TAKBIRALLAHU AKBAR
>>12553482>I would meet her and see if we are comparableNo, they would all be willing to meet you all at the same time, hoping for you to pick one of them.After all, they're ALL looking for possible suitors.
So what is the appeal of the red moon for you reprobates?
>>12552124>>12552131>>12552159See, this is what I'm talking about.>>12553488
>>12552316YES.You are one FIRE, Moose!
>>12553488Succubutts false flag detected
>3rd night running dreaming of monster girlswhat the fuck
>>12553490Now that puts me in a difficult spot. On one hand I don't want to hurt any of them, on the other I don't think any mortal man would be able to handle all of them and I don't want to hurt any others who could have been their husbands. I guess I'd try to find the one I love most and who loves me the most, though there still is the low possibility of going harem route but I won't push it.
>>12553500You lucky asshole. I've only had one monster girl dream in all the time I've been here, albeit was an amazing one its still only one.
>>12553479>>12553483>>12553485>>12553487Literally the only thing they have going for them are tits.
>>12553500Your brain is being a bro and giving you dreams with monstergirls. What is there to "what the fuck" about?
inshallah the infedel donkey pussy fuckers will die. the snake snugglers will die. the cylcops cuddlers will die. cheshire, manticore, vampire, kitsune they will ALL DIEALL OF YOU WHO BETRAYED YOUR PEOPLES WILL NOT BE SPARED IN THE SEA OF HOLY FIRE. PALADIN PLEASE LEAVE YOUR HOST COUNTRIES AND JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST THESE ABOMINATIONS. MASHALLAH WATCH THEM BURN ALLAHU AKBAR A CURSE ON THEIR FAMILIES.WE WILL FREE YOU, IT IS ALLAH'S WILL. ALLAHU AKBAR
>>12553507You haven't read their profile have you? On the off chance that you have tell me what you think is so wrong with them.
>>12553492because a ushi-oni on manticore and apophis venom without her seal on a red moon is as RAPE as you can get. What a mighty fearboner that gives me.
>>12553500Well ain't you a lucky snowflake. Getting a MG dream for me is once in a blue moon
>>12553349Why does Yuki-onna daughteru need a snow suit and mittens?
>>12553500>never had a mg dreamHow do you do it lads?
>>12553500MG dreams increase in frequency and intensity is coordinate with the coming red moon
>>12553508I don't usually remember what I dream about and having similar things 3 times running is pretty weirdGranted I only vaguely remember last nights having a yandere lamia, the other two was strangling into fucking a mermaid and hunting for baphomet when I'm a blue and orange squirrel thing that can drive cars
>>12553516A well-stocked Red Moon Survival Kit is important.Seals for faucets and shower heads to stop Slime Girls breaking in. Balls of yarn to distract Cat Girls and Decoys for the MGs who aren't very bright.
WATER = PALADINCAT = CATGIRL/ HER DECADENT LOVERShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6-E7KamGAIT HAS ALREADY BEGUN.
>>12553515Not all of us are destined to dream what they >>12553500 >>12553513 >>12553506 dream, Anon.But who knows, you might just be one of them for all we know.>>12553522You should keep a noteblock and a pen near your bed just in case it happens again.
>>12553509ISIS please leave
>>12553528PALADIN AND ISIS ARE ONE LOVE, ON LIGHT, LET'S GET TOGETHER AND FEEL ALRIGHT (ACCORDING TO THE WILL OF GOD)TAKBIR
>>12553523It's like you DON'T want to get raped
>>12553527usually i either don't remember most of it when i wake up or already have it stuck in my head, only once i wrote one down because it was nuts
>>12553532I do, I just want to play hard to get.Not going to be an easy slut.
>>12553535I get your drift, I like the clever ones better, too
>>12553530Succubutt please stop, go rape a shota or something and let us have fun
>>12553527You can try lucid dreaming too.
>>12553539MG please go.
>>12553514Because it's fucking cute, shut up.Besides, she probably doesn't have total cold resistance like her mum.
>>12553509>cyclops cuddlers will dieOne has just made an enemy of one of the most heavily armed races there is, my towel-headed stranger.
>>12553524Fuck me I can't stop laughing.
Guys I'm starting to worry a bitI'm the guy who normally talks about finding myself talking to my Monster Waifu about simple things, like saying "Good Morning Waifu" when I wake up, and shit like that.Well today I was at a Chick Fil A and wondered what drink to get, and out of habit said "Honey, what drink should I get?" I swear to God I heard a female voice that sounded like what I'd imagine my waifu sound like say "You should get Sweet Tea, you usually love that."There was no one around me and the restaurant was nearly empty, and the cashier had run to the back.Am I doing something incredibly right or terribly wrong? Should I keep going?
>>12553540YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR PROPOGANDA YOU JEWISH ANIMAL FUCKER, THE WILL OF ALLAH SHINES FROM THE CHOSENS' HEARTS LIKE THE DAWN OF SUMMER. FARHAD WILL SHOW, HOSSEIN WILL SHOW, MUHAMMAD WILL SHOW.TAKBIR
>>12553523>young shota left at home by himself on the red moon>must set up traps to stop the horde of monster girls from taking his virginityHome Alone: Monster Girl Edition
>>12553551>Going to Chick Fil AEven ignoring their political shit their food is overpriced and overrated.Go eat at KFC if you want chicken.
>>12553551This sounds like a tulpa situation nowFor our own entertainment you should probably keep going
>>12553551Holy shit. You're either going crazy or you're forcing a tulpa unintentionally.
>>12553551You should dig up graves and make a flesh doll so your waifu can have a body.
>>12553551You're going insane, Anon.
>>12553551Dude stop. You're seriously going insane.
>>12553551READ THE QURAN AND JOING A COMMUNITY THAT FORMS AROUND A HOBBY OF YOUR INTEREST. ONLY THEN WILL YOUR HEART ME SET FREE, YOUR MIND CLEAR OF WESETERN DECADENT FANTASY.YOU MUST FIGHT AGAINST YOUR URGE TO DESTROY NATURE BROTHER, ALLAH LOVES NATURE. ALLAH LOVES HUMANITY - NOT SUB HUMANITY CONCOCTED IN A PERVERTED ASIAN'S MIND. TAKBIr
>>12553554God damn it, I can't accurately describe how much I want this
>>12553551Keep going.Wonder if something will happen to you in the red moon.
>>12553551ahaha holy shit am i the only fucking person in this entire community that isnt a brokebrain fucktard
>>12553551Don't listen to the naysayers, Anon. Embrace the presence growing within your mind. Nurture her and feed her your thoughts and attention.Let her lead you to a world of happiness only the mind can know.Submit to her.
>>12553551The fuck.
>>12553551You're losing it anon. Seek help.
>>12553573Yes. Next question.
>>12553555Lefty pls, I like CFA.>>12553557>>12553559What the hell is a Tulpa? Is that a good thing or should I be worried?>>12553562>>12553563>>12553564>>12553565>>12553568>>12553575>>12553573>>12553578>>12553579I don't know if I should or not. On one hand having a voice in my head might be a sign my mental health is deteriorating. On the other though it sounded really nice and I kinda feel less lonely.
>>12553551MGT confirmed for its first mindbreakWell done everyone
>>12553581Help. Get it right the fuck now.I'm not even kidding get help man.
>>12553581fucking kill yourself and let scientists poke around in your brain meat jesus christ
>>12553581If her voice makes you happy, then don't listen to anyone that tells you to stop. As long as you don't hurt anybody around you and keep to yourself, never let go of what makes you smile in life, Anon.You're monster waifu must be lovely. I hope you enjoy your life together.
>>12553581Dude you're literally going insane. As much as people here hate normal fags you need to spend some time around them, actually talk with other people. For what a tulpa is, its basically you let your subconscious take over and you literally have no control over your mind any more.
>>12553588You know as well as I do he will go out and hurt others and he wont keep it to himself.
God I hope MGs never find out how to use the internet
>>12553591Well then, he needs medical help.
>>12553581>What the hell is a Tulpa? Is that a good thing or should I be worried?Oh boy.
>>12553581When people say tulpa, think of a personality, autonomous to your own thoughts, existing within your head. So imaginary friend 2.0, I guess. You can talk to it and expect novel answers, but it's still only in your head. It's limited to your own knowledge and senses, so no Stand powers for you.While they can "think" independently of you, in the end they're still just an extension of you. Think of a partitioned OS on the same computer. If you ask them to stop doing something, the tulpa will stop. After all, to go against your word would be to harm yourself, which the tulpa is.It's a sketchy sort of thing, but if you're mentally sound otherwise, there's MAYBE no harm in it.Note that this is all entirely anecdotal and subjective, based on what I've read about it before. I've still read about lonely tumblr and reddit-tier teenagers seriously fuck up their lives because they were already mentally ill, with things like depression and the such.
>>12553592If Succu-virus is any indication, they might already know.
these threads just keep getting weirder and weirdereven if it's filled with liars, trolls, and probably furries.
>>12553581Keep us updated if your waifu start talking again.
I often have dreams involving non humans alot, they often coincide with my work, but they provide me with material for my artwork and what have you
>>12553604>these threads just keep getting weirder and weirderAnon, where are you right now?
>>12553592>Implying that they're not using it right now.
>>12553609they range from serious femdom, to fatty chasers, to 'your monster family does this' postsnothing can surprise me anymore, but I do look forward to .less finishing the hatjor/ra/ammy pic
>>12553612So do I.
How much would your monster girl waifu appreciate a massage?
>>12553612Agreed.
Ouch. Guess Janny didn't like that.I was going to write a whole thing about how everyone was overreacting to a simple quirk of the mind, as well.Oh well, it can't be helped. Speaking of the mind and dreams, though, an early interpretation of succubi is that they would manifest themselves within a person's dreams to carry out lewd activities with them there. I know that now KC's Nightmare seems to fill that niche, but I still wonder why I haven't seen any stories where a Succubus does that to a person. It kind of makes me a bit disappointed.Zach, what do you think about all this?
>>12553592what better way for the supernatural/paranormal to communicate with the human world than the internet?For all you know I could be a Fox spirit sitting here in the spirit world reading and replying to this thread.You will never know, because everyone knows that we do not exist, and those who believe in us are consider fools or living in a fantasy world.They could well already be amongst you now, you just aren't aware of it, well hidden within human society living alongside man.Of course none of what I just said is real you know, or is it?
>>12553619Shh, no questions. I'm trying to write.
Jannie deleted all my posts, not sure why. I didn't think they were breaking any rules. Well, here's my response to everyone on imgur so it's off site and thus not breaking rules in any way. http://i.imgur.com/fwoyrTJ.pngAnyways, who here loves Dragons? They're wonderful waifus, and truly the Queens of the Monster Girl Kingdom.
>>12553554I'd watch this.It could play like Jumanji, where different hazards appear as the night goes on.>A Minotaurus bursts through the front door, panting heavily, she turns to see the shota standing in front of a window.>"Ha... Ha... You ready for this kid? I'm gonna make you a man.">The Minotaurus charges at him,>The shota side steps, revealing a red towel hung across the window.>Minotaurus charges through the open window. With her horns piercing the towel and covering her, she falls into a tub of glue.>The shota leans out of the window.>"Don't worry! That one's free of charge!"
>>12553623>On the internet nobody knows you're a catgrilBut seriously give me my HEALTHy Holstaurus already.
Janna or jannie what is it? mebbe jake?would out janitor be a sexy dark elf maid, a kikumura?
>>12553634Damnit Janet, what is this post even?
>>12553634can the janitor even post?
>>12553623>spirit world internetSounds fast as fuck.
>>12553628>Shota orders pizza>Werewolf teen comes to deliver it>Shota's blaring a hardcore violent Paladin film>Sets off fireworks outside the door, scaring off the werewolf>Shota scores free pizzaYes, this needs to be a thing
>>12553639gigabit Internets hereonly problem is Dragons own the internet companies
>>12553641All of them? Jeez, you broke a cardinal rule.Never make a deal with a dragon girl
>>12553641> Dragons owning shit other than their hoards and lairs> Not jewnukis
>>12553642Why not?
dragons run banks, think about it, need some gold for a new project, who are you going to go ask?
Just NEVER miss an interest payment!
>>12553643(same guy here)I mean, not that I'd rather have my internet controlled by jewnukis (God please no) but it does fit them better>>12553650^
>>12553650Jewnukis
>>12553650The Cycloptic Stonemason's Lodge down the street?
>>12553641Reminds me of the company who owns mine.
>>12553659What is this place? R'lyeh?
Well, I exaggerated a little bit, not all Internet companies are owned by dragons, just the one I use , shes supposedly a nice lady , but prone to avarice .
>>12553662No, that's the Nyarukoptic Lodge, that's around the corner.
new thread when? ;_; so much lag
>>12553670Bitch, we haven't even hit 3000 posts.
>>12553670No, get off the toaster
>>12553670When this one dies.
>>12553627http://i.imgur.com/lzLfIwN.png?1Let's keep this conversation as subdued as we can make it, if you want to continue it at all.Dragons really are elegant monstergirls. I find it hard to even imagine one being flustered and acting all cute despite herself. To be perfectly honest, I'm utterly content with a dragon being all quiet smiles and hushed, archaic sentences. When she's not angry and crushing/melting rocks and steel, that is.
>>12553627> wonderfulThat's not how you spell "best."But you are still my nigga.
>>12553670Stop.
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130526015357/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/1/1f/Giant_Ant_0.jpgHow do you put your dick in it? I mean, she's a QT, but she's too itty-witty. The only position I could imagine working would be if you're seated, and she like, rocks her pelvis in to you, grinding on you as you lick her aphrodisiac and pheromone laced sweat from her throat....Or something like that.
>>12550782You know this would be a great RP game,would anyone be up to it?
>>12553692I like the Ant Arachne more, as they'e the closest thing the MGE has to shortstack spider girls.
>>12553692Well, KC's centaurs have human vaginas, so I imagine that yours' is the idea that holds true.
>>12553697shortstack Jumping spider when?
>>12553704Never ever.
>>12553697The Ant's political commissar should root them out.>>12553700I assume that as well, the question was focused on which position'd work to fuck her.
>>12553707Kneeling sex?
>>12553692http://i.imgur.com/6215sLL.pngThe name giant ant isn't just for show. Imagine these things showing up to your picnic.
>>12553717>Imagine these things showing up to your picnic.I'd say "I wish," but that would entail being dragged off to a rape hill until I die. No thanks.
>>12553715That's just like sitting sex with the "benefit" of not being able to walk the next day for how sore your legs are.>>12553717She'd still be 5ft or less, a real QT pocket rocket, with a decent rack. But they could ruin any picnic of mine
>>12553717That's an Ant Arachne.
>>12553726How do you even TELL? Aside from behavior the only difference seems to be that the ant arachne has eight legs instead of six and can shot web. We can't count her legs there and the absence of web proves nothing.
>>12553721>>12553717>Sit down to eat your lunch by yourself in a nice park. >Notice a shadow just on the outside of your vision. Keep feeling like you're being watched.>decide enough's enough and suddenly swivel to look behind you.>Your face slams in to Giant Ant cleavage.>You extricate yourself from cleavage, and the ant girl says she's been workin' hard all day'd and like a lunch break.>Namely your lunch.>Well, you bought too much, might as well share, i-it's not like you'd like the company or anything.>happily sit there and get to know the ant, nibbling at your food. >then another ant girl arrives, and you make friends with her too.>Then another.>Then Another.>You're surrounded by a dozen ant girls, you never asked for this. >Your lunch is long gone. >All the ant girls say they're all sweaty and tired, and boy they'd love to unwind just a little bit before they go back to work.>Why, how about we head over to them trees and you can help us... relax a bit?>You have great, sweaty, public sex with a harem of Giant Ant girls.>You decide you should bring more food for tomorrow's lunch.
>>12553733Those face tats nigga.
>>12553726You got me there. I went with the one that gave a better idea of their size.http://i.imgur.com/xQp2Qu4.png
>>12553726>>12553733Oh yeah, so it is. Regardless they're the same size, so sex wouldn't be too different between the two species, beyond those pedipalps. You can see the streaks below her eyes, plus she's having sex as lazily as possible.>Ant Arachne pins you down, slips you in, and subjects you to hours of milking in her pussy as she grinds on you, forcing you to slowly peak.>When you fill her up, she just goes to sleep, leaving you inside her. When you stiffen up again she wakes up, and starts milking you again, tortuously slow.
>>12553739God she's a QT.and people don't like insect girls.
>>12553736Huh. Those are really subtle in a grayscale image. Also, upon closer inspection the arachne has eyes on her forehead Rachnera style, but in the image presented those aren't visible either.The question is, which would you prefer? I'm not so sure I'd want my shortstack rapefu turning into some swollen egg laying queen thing. Actually I probably would after all the pheromones and MAMONO MANANA, but the me of right now doesn't like it.
inb4 bug fuker is used this post is meant in jest and not to be taken seriously
Damn, this is probably the first discussion we've had over the Arachne/Ant Arachne in a while.
>>12553744They're so small it's adorable
>>12553746I'd probably prefer the Giant Ant, having cuddle times with a short stacked ant girl as she rests in my arms after a long day but frantically plays at my face, head and hair with her antennae is 2cute4me.
>>12553746You don't like the idea of her turning into a motherly, slow, gentle and cushy queen of a monstergirl?
>>12553753How would a Queen Ant look anyways?
>>12553749When was the last time these girls were even mentioned?I was looking through the encyclopedia for story ideas and came across them again, and took a shining to he ant girl.
>>12553748You know, KC's insects are all over the place. Some are 10/10 would waifu material, others are just sorta "eh..."http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Insect_/_Bug>>12553753I'm okay with the personality thing, it's just her entire body becoming an egg laying organ that doesn't sit well.>>12553752Antennae are fluffy ear tier cute. So expressive, so animated. So ticklish.
>>12553758Maybe something like the toumasu one?
>>12553752>You'll never give a giant ant girl a piggy back ride, as she playfully pokes around your head, ears and neck with her antennae
Does anybody have that picture where you choose your wifu by a roll of the dice?
>>12553760I have a single screencap from several months back if that means anything.http://i.imgur.com/jMPC4I5.jpg>>12553768I don't think having a roll will make everything go faster.
What does a honey bee or giant ant's man even do while his wife is out? Do they pursue scholarly interests? Play games? Masturbate? I'm curious. Seems like it'd be hard to do anything during that time with the giant ant's pheromone bullshit in play.
>>12553762Ant girls have an adorable personality, I just want to shower hard working but easy going girls with love. Mantis-girls are probably the other 10/10 for me.Though, KC's more recent honeybee girls are adorable too http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140426074415/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/6/67/Nectar2.jpgDat one on the right is waifu material.Antennae are so great.>>12553765>Not having a super strong ant girl dead lift you on to her shoulders and then go on adventures whilst her antenna play at your abdomen and thighs and such.
>>12553762>I'm okay with the personality thing, it's just her entire body becoming an egg laying organ that doesn't sit well.I don't think it'd cause her any harm or distress to her, beyond a temporary limitation to her own mobility. Luckily, you're there to look after her and take care of the children-to-be with her.
>>12553775>All the captured men meet for book club whilst their waifus are busy.Personally, I'd just tag along if I had nothing better to do.Then, optionally, I'd tease her the entire time, making her more tired, and then have hard but tender sex at the end of the day whilst she exasperatedly, but with a laugh, tells me off but tells me to come along tomorrow anyways.
>>12553773It's for a RP game on octo chan's quest board of /tg/.
>>12553777>I don't think it'd cause her any harm or distress to her, beyond a temporary limitation to her own mobility.She's got to birth an entire nest, Anon. Hundreds of daughters. You don't do that without some fairly heavy body modification. It might not bother HER, but appearances would be drastically modified to an extent that currently bothers me. Just look at this: http://cdn2.arkive.org/media/91/91434A35-C08D-4ADB-B5C7-BAABF74D4773/Presentation.Large/Queen-army-ant.jpg I don't know that they ever stop making babies, either. I'd rather just a strong independent giant ant that don't need no queen.>>12553776I would hop all over a mantis, khepri or a sandworm that let me out when I wanted or did that transformation bullshit KC added or maybe a moth. Giant ant and honey bee are questionable, beelzebub an objective shit.
>>12553793No one would want a beelzebub, it's like, if you saw one you'd crack out the shotguns and the hunting werewolfus. Did you see that the setting commentary for the sandworm got released? Mantis a great, definitely a 10/10 MGE girl.I'd assume that the girls'd have a pretty decent degree of control over their hormones and how that functions, and even then it's KC, MAMONO MANA would fix everything how you wanted it.
Friendly public service announcement: devil bugs deserve more hate than akaname. Akaname will clean you and magically encourage you to clean up, devil bugs just love living in filth. Also they rape the literal first man they find, Vag the fatheru and go full yuri if there are no men around.>>12553782It's said in both cases the men aren't likely to leave though. So what do you do? Lobby the queen to have a worker grab a copy of the new Harry Potter to share or something? How much SCIENCE can one do with dirt or wax as the only materials?
>>12553811If your bored, do what all bored labourless men do in a society geared to oppress them.Read Marx and start churning out human and Ant-girl commie revolutionaries until you overthrow the queen and set up a new government of comrades.Remember: Squealer did nothing wrong.
>>12553811Though, with dirt and wax, you'd probably have a lot more fun with architecture/engineering than science.>Get bored sitting around waiting for your waifu to come back home. >Slowly start remodelling the nest until it turns in to an art deco/frank lloyd wright paradise underneath the ground.>Demand that each Ant-girl be entitled to profit off the sweat of their own brow, and to say no to the queen in her crystal tower.
>>12553692I have a feeling that if she was a queen ant, she would be "itty-witty"
>>12553819>>12553826Animalgirl Farm 2: Electric Boogalewd
>Comfy underground cave-settlements for Giant Ants and their husbandos.
>All these ant lovers and their Stockholm Syndrome
>>125538336 feet good, 8 feet bad!
>>12553842>Stockholm SyndromeI wouldn't have it any other way.
>>12553842You say that now before the Earth-People rise again!
>>12553847>You say that now before the Earth-People rise again!Yeah, in their trousers.
>>12553843But anon, every giant ant has 8 feet once she's become one with her lover!
>>12553851>Leftenant Ant-girl! Why are the plans to conquer the surface so far behind schedule!?>I'm so sorry my queen, it's just...>JUST WHAT LEFTENANT?>Well! All the uh, uh girls... they're just too busy fucking their husbands to really concentrate on invading the surface.
>>12553855Well, then the Ant-Arachnes have 10 with their bourgeois poaching of the proletariat's produce and rewards.I.E: Potential husbandos.
>"Listen to me, Leftenant Ant-girl! We! Will! Rise!">"It looks like my husband already has. If you'll excuse me, Mother Queen...">The queen then goes to her husband to whine about how useless her children are>He comforts her with the dickThus, through the power of the penis the world was kept safe for another day. Remember, the men that sacrificed themselves to the hives are heroes!
>>12553876"The kingdom of the Ant-Girls is approaching the surface again!""Prepare the sacri-HEROES to vanquish this dire threat!""I'm an architect! Why would I be any good as a hero?!"
>>12553859>>12553876>>12553880This is cute.
>>12553876>Walk through the park. Minding my own business.>"PREPARE TO BE RAPED. SURFACE-DWELLER!">Swarmed by an army of Ant Girls dressed for war.>Consider running, but they point guns at me.>Rifle butt me to the ground.>Pull me up and march me at gunpoint back underground, beaten and fatigued.Such is life.
>>12553880"Son, no one knows how to erect like an architect. Now if you'd get them to dig some nice bomb shafts to the surface that'd be great.""But I don't even like bees!""You'll soon find they're as sweet as honey. Now go, and spearhead hymens for all mankind!
>>12553884More like>Walking through the park.>Here a voice behind you."Could you /dig/ being an Ant-Girl's husband?">Turn around to get smacked in the head with a shovel. >As you fade out of consciousness you hear the ant-girl's friends make fun of her for her shitty pun.>You're in for a long ride.
>>12553888> Ant girl turns to her friends."Hold your tongues. I've got dirt on you."
>>12553884>an army of Ant Girls dressed for war.>They wear pots and pans of various sizes as helmets>Their armor is made of clay>Their uniform is a uniform layer of mud. >They look ridiculous, but still kinda hot.>The humans laugh until the surprise flank attack>The hive grew double in size that day, but further plans were put off until the soldiers got tired of fucking their new husbandsBy that I mean those ants were never heard from again.
>>12553896God that's terrible, but wonderful.Really, Giant Ant's are so strong and damage proof that they'd just pick you up in a princess carry and take you back to the nest and you wouldn't be able to do anything about it. >Struggle at first, quickly realise it's impossible to escape the princess hold. >In fact the more you squirm the tighter she holds you to her breasts. >Give up and simply pout and look pissed off. >Her friends cat call and say she picked up a tsundere."I'M NOT A TSUNDERE!"
>>12553903Emasculating activities like princess carries are the excaveat to sexy ant waifus.
>>12553903What about the shotas?
>>12553900>Groggily wake up in a cell with a bunch of other men.>A pair of Soldier Ant Girls walk in.>"There that one, bring him to the queen.">They grab and drag you out of the cell, you're too exhausted to resist.>After what seems like an eternity moving through winding tunnels, you enter the royal chamber.>You're thrown before a gargantuan Antgirl attached to an even larger egg sac.>It must be the queen.>"Hmm" she ponders. "What do you think my daughter?">A small, regal-looking Ant Girl emerges and looks you over.>"He's perfect mother! Could you dye his hair a different color though?">"Anything for my little princess."
>>12553888>Giant Ants wander through a graveyard. >A few enamored guys follow their paths through the cemetary.>Cue all the undead girls trying to steal the men.>The Giant Ants play Whack-A-Mole with their shovels on undead heads."GET BACK IN TO YOUR GRAVE YOU DAMN ZOMBIE!""The power of my shovel compels you Ghoul!""You're a really scary Vampire lady but I'm still going to smack you in the face with a shovel! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!"
>>12553921>"You're a really scary Vampire lady but I'm still going to smack you in the face with a shovel! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!"Moe~ Can I waifu this one? I want to waifu this one.
>>12553921Looks like those girls have rivals in spades.
>>12553928>Charon-chan gets hit in the head by a shovel
>>12553929Don't bully the Charon, only hugs for the Charon
>>12553928Giant Ants and undead girls must hate one another. It'd be a pretty cute fight. All the short stack QT ant girls attacking scarily powerful undead creatures with nothing but their shovels and incredible strength and durability.
>>12553942Giant Ants have an itchy trigger finger when it comes to whacking things with their shovels. >They give an Ant-girl a harisen fan to play Charon's straight man.
>>12553947I-I have a part to play? I'm beginning to feel buried under all this pressure...
>>12553943Actually the ant girls should have ridiculstrength too, so power should be balanced even though there's an almost comedic size difference.>Ant-girls hitting crap with shovels>Skeletons attacking back with their own femurs>ghouls licking things to many cries of "GROSSGROSSGROSSGROSS!">Vampires watching all this from their mausoleums wishing they'd been buried somewhere without pest control problems
>>12553953>Ghouls PERO PERO PEROing the ant-girls. >Ghouls getting super turned on by the Ant-girl pheromones.>Ghouls start raping the Giant ants.and all was fine in the world.
>>12553953This is starting to sound like the premise for a sitcom or reality show on MGC TV
>Leave for 3 hours>suddenly ant girls everywhereOkay, which one of welcomed ant girls as our overlords?
>>12553953>Vampires watching all this from their mausoleums wishing they'd been buried somewhere without pest control problems>Sipping blood out of a wine glass, looking out the window of her towering mansion.>High-strung ant girls keep beating gravestones, trees and other things on her property. Freaking out at all the spooky shit and overreacting like crazy.>Just gives out a sigh and draws the curtains.>Goddamn Ant Girls.
>>12553960Guilty! I've propped my laptop on my Ant-Girl's back, and I can just about see over her head as she grind her crotch on mine. It'd be easier to type if she didn't keep trying to insert her antennae in my mouth, or play with my eyelids and stuff like that.She's happily nuzzling in to me as we sit, fuck, and type though.
>>12553958Eh, nah.
>>12553960I blame that traitorous Brockman guy...
>>12553959>Wights and vampires having first world undead problems in a graveyard full of zombies, skeletons, ghouls and an unruly swarm of ant girls. >That fucking lich next door, why is she so weird, jesus? >Teenagers having trials of courage/rape avoidance>Heroes and holy men attempting to purify the grounds>Trying to find a husband amidst all the rapists in the general areaComing this fall to the UPN. Watch? Y/N>>12553960Did you leave any crumbs on the counter? You did, didn't you?
>>12553962>Goes down to the pantry for another bottle of 1777.>She flicks on the light.>2 dozen Giant ants stare out of her raided pantry.>Vampire stares back at the 2 dozen Giant Ants.>A row and a ruction soon began.
>>12553968Even the network is Undead.Yeah, I'd fucking watch it.
>>12551140Oh shit, Ive seen you trip on /k/. Hope you get better dude. Drink ovaltine and such.
>>12553979Don't encourage him - it only digs the hole deeper.
>>12553952Don't push yourself too much Charon, you can always be replaced
>>12553968Actually, I really want to see an episode where they have to convince the purity inspectors that the graveyard has been hallowed before they send in an entire unit of paladins to take care of the issues. They'd hire a bunch of human "exorcists" to get rid of the spirit types. Imagine the antsy antics when they have to use the giant ants to do everything else because the undead girls can't be seen or it'd ruin everything. Imagine the vampires bitching about how hard it is to play dead with a stake in the wrong side of your chest. I want to see it.
>>12553987And I just struck paydirt, too!
>>12553990>All the Ants running around having a great time being busy, giant smiles on their faces as they work.>They whistle "The bridge On The River Kwai" march as they head home.>When they get back to their hive their super yells at them for forgetting their original job.>3 dozen, sweaty, cute giant ants go Nyoro~n at once.
>>12553995I'll cut your braid I swear to god.
>>12553999>3 dozen, sweaty, cute giant ants go Nyoro~n at once.HNNNNGG
>>12554000Stop undermining me!
>>12554005>ant girl readies her harisen.
>>12554005I will shove my shovel so far up your ass.
>>12554005I can dig being excited about this, but you're getting a little antsy here. Shovel out too many puns and we'll all get tired of hearing you.
>>12554007>>12554013I'm soiling myself in terror!
>>12554016>THWACK!
>>12554016That's it, I'm getting the smelliest, most hairy people I can find to have their fun with you.
>>12554021I haul 16 puns and what do I get?>>12553999>3 dozen, sweaty, cute giant ants go Nyoro~n at once.I bet they all did a faceplant right afterwards.
>>12554032A good hobo dicking.Giant Ants are too moe.
>>12554030But all the ant-chans have holes that need filling!Ant-chaaans~, over here!
>>12554032>That one semen covered ant arachne in the background still standing with no idea what's going on>the queen eyes her>She slowly falls over too, a giant bead of sweat on the back of her headYes, perfect.
>>12554034god why am I still herecould have left weeks ago
>>12554035Ha, just a clueless Ant arachne wandering around trying to look busy whilst simultaneously looking for their husband, just constantly looking out of place, but all the Ant-girls are either too busy, or too nice/easygoing to really pay too much attention."Uh, h-hi Ant-chan, working hard or, heh, hardly working, am I right?"
>>12554038Maybe you're a regular old stick in the mud?
>>12554039>She thinks she's a master of disguise too.
>>12554040I hate you Charon, I hate you so fucking muchI hope hobos rape you silly
>>12554042Settle down anon, we only bully and tease the Charon until she looks like a Funabori
>>12554039>>12554041I doubt she can handle the situation.
>>12554041>Everyone in the hive knows she's an Ant Arachne, they just let her stay because they feel bad for her.
If you tell Ant girls you're claustrophobic, they won't take you to their nest right?
>>12554050They'll make huge wide open spaces in their nests for you to live in so you won't be scared. Or they might relocate their hive to your house if they're a small group.
>>12554052What if I have a huge fear of ants?
When this thread goes the way of the Dodo-chan, can the next OP please not fuck up this time?It's not hard to make a decent OP post. Also: make it about Ant-girls FOR JUSTICE.
>>12554053but they are so fANTastic, anon!
>>12554053DEMONIC ENERGY SON.They'll help you get over your fears. And it won't be so bad, it's not like they have horrible ant faces. They're cute girls with ant legs and antennae anon.
>>12554055Don't worry.In fact, I made the thread correctly, and can post it at the click of a button.Nobody's fucking up this time.No sir.
>>12554049Kawaisou. >She constantly brags about her prowess to her husband and he just pets her head and she laughs smugly.>He knows he'll have to go around and help out 'round the hive so they can get some food and not live on charity.>But it's okay, even he knows shes a massive drop kick and a loser, but she's HIS dropkick loser and he'll always look after her.
>>12554055>>12554061Actually, I'll post it right now, in fact, if that works.
>>12554058Is it alright if I take Charon home instead?>>12554059Nah man, huge fear of everything ant, legs and allFuckers got up my nose once as a kid
>>12553627You post made me splinter into mirth>Jabberwock waifu >Any kind of mental health improvements.whatever man, do what ever makes you happy. But if your tulpa expedition turns to the worst, forge a pact with her so that even if she does take over, out of respect to her creator, she should post lymerics and other wordsmithery in the mg threads.
>>12554065Not now.
>>12554053You'll get an emergency treatment for a lack of testicles.Don't worry, after you heal up you'll be ready to fill your Ant-Waifu's womb to the brim.
>>12554069Okay.>tfw that fucking anon made the thread anyway last timeI'm still upset about that.
>>12554066Like I said, DEMONIC ENERGY will heal your trauma.That being said, how in the fuck did you get ants in your nose?
>>12554065Don't double up threads!>He'd probably made a fucking stupid OP.
>>12554055This. Just once with monster girl in the subject so I can die happy and autism free
>>12554075Don't worry. I'm serious. I am not fucking this up.
>>12554074Oh, I was doing lines of coke outside at a picnic, and *SNORT* little fuckers got right up there you know?Coke + trauma = life long phobia
>>12554074When I was four my mother left my window open a crack because it was Summer then ants crawled in up my nose.
>>12554083Disregard this anon, he's obviously lying.
>>12553960>some one spilt semen on the floorDO YOU WANT ANTS? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS
>>12554086No you.
I want to live in a comfy cave settlement with my Ant waifu.
>>12554087I prefer to live in THE DANGERZONE when it comes to possible Giant Ant harems.
>>12554068>Having to share a single body between yourself and your waifuThat seems oddly erotic
>>12554093>Fapping before going to bed on the night of the red moon.>Suddenly your floor bursts open.>Antgirl who's been stalking you pulls you down to her hive so you can be her hive's communal husband.>Keeps muttering that you shouldn't have kept wasting all that sperm.>Get Gangbanged by the whole hive for the next few days.Good End or Bad End? I can't decide.
>>12554097It's what?I didn't here you.
>>12554098What if I only want one waifu?
>>12554099Well you can't here me because it's impossible to here someone. Here is not an action a person is capable of doing, silly billy
>>12554098>Having to be a communal husband>To ant girls>When I hate antsI am not okay with this.
>>12554103>>here>not hearI was typing too fast.I was hoping you'd yell "EROTIC"
>>12554093I walk around barefoot to attract hookwormgirls
>>12554098Can you access any outside enjoyments? Internet, video games, books, what have you? If yes, then yes, Good End
Could a Giant Ant beat a Dwarf in hand to hand?
>>12554098>Good End or Bad EndIf it's an END of any kind, it's bad, no matter how gilded. Unless you're some ancient grizzled war veteran.>>12554112>6vs2Prolly.
>>12554114no, don't you see, you enjoy the END, then reload from an earlier save.
Out of all the Drawfags in this general, who do you think is the best and why? Your top 3 drawfags?Mine is Mono, Less and Crayon
>>12554098>Ant Girls from below.>Slime Girls from the pipes and taps.>Flying MGs from the windows.>Zombie Girls on your lawn.>Ghost MGs floating through walls.How does one even get through a red moon unraped exactly?
>>12554145You don't
>>12554145You must become rape itself. You can rape the prepared, you can rape the willing, but you can't rape rape. Make even ushi oni fear your name, Anon.
>>12554145> slime girls from the tapschastity is a pipedream, anon.
>>12554145>Commit honourable seppuku.>Get collected by a demon girl.
>>12554145You do 100 push ups, 100 sit ups and 100 squats, then go for a 10k run each day. Never quit, no matter how much it hurts or you think you can't go on.
>>12554151>The ghosts have already raped your spirit before the demon even gets thereJust fuckin' great.
>>12554153>a yandere succubus has been doing the same thing while she watches you from afar in preparation
>>12554155You'll be able to beat her anon, even if you have to lose every last follicle on your head.
>>12554145Hire the Ant girl with sugar syrup to guard you from the other girls with her shovel of JUSTICE.Then hope that her love of work over rides her love for rape. >After she's finished hitting all the other MGs in the head with a shovel, and dawn breaks she comes up to you for her reward."Ah, wow... I'm so tired. But I just remembered why I came here in the first place... Can I have my pay, and just the tip?" >[SULTRY, SEXY, SWEATY GIANT ANT INTENSIFIES]
>>12553999I can't get that fucking song out of my head now. Thanks asshole.
>>12554143Loen is DeadMari is MiaLess is the worst artistso is LuthCrayon is based
>>12554179>Hating on lesshttp://i.imgur.com/LdAGY2V.png
>>12554179>Loen is DeadHe did that jinko people are creaming themselves over and Mommamiia
>>12554179Wh-What has Luth done wrong? I like his style
>>12554180>http://i.imgur.com/LdAGY2V.png>Earfucking>barbed cat dickyes. worst.
>>12554180>Those hands who cant resist touching fluffy tailsmy sides
>>12554183Luth has really bad anatomy problems. Like that image of the cheshire holding the collar? Imagine what she'd look like with no hair.
>>12554184But those are both best, anon!
>>12554197less pls
Will this be the fourth thread in a row that doesn't have Monstergirl in the title? Stay tuned to find out!
>>12554199>not wanting to fuck your fennec daughteru's ear like an onahole>not wanting to rip a cyclopses tiny anus to shreds with your barbed dickWhy even live?
>>12554202Why don't you make the thread then, to make sure its got a proper title?Its page 10 dead in the water, its not going to matter.
>>12554176It's a good tune anon, you're welcome.
>>12554204throw yourself down a well.
>>12554204>onaholeNo, anon - that's how you cause damage. You wrap it around your dick like a fluffy tortilla. http://i.imgur.com/uwuebbb.png
new thread time?
>>12554068>TulpasNigga, you guys must not have heard of the shit that went down on /mlp/...ALWAYS make a backup Tulpa. And make 100% sure it's motherfucking Jackie Chan.
>>12554213>You wrap it around your dick like a fluffy tortilla.With a Fennec Kitsune I bet you could even put your balls against her skull and still have plenty ear to jack off with. That way her stiff bristles will caress your ballsack instead of roughing up your glans. It's even easy to clean up, as your cum will shoot out of her ear.
What's the stance on Ogres? I personally wouldn't mind one as a waifu. But i'd probably like to find that rare one that enjoys being submissive as well as dominant.
>>12554214Kill yourself.
>>12554214Still need two new threads to bump this off the catalog.
>>12554219You talking Shrek type? Or Oni type?
>Aural sex>This thread is too big for my toasterTruly we are at the worst time of the day
>>12554224It really doesn't matter that much, you're going to be waiting another hour at this point.Just make a new one.
you realize that semen in the ears is a great way to give someone an infection and deafen them.the person that came up with that needs to be taken out back and ....
>>12554215Aren't you meant to make the gorilla tulpa as a backup for when the Jackie Chan tulpa starts trying to beat you up?
>>12554228Go back to /a/, shitposter.
>>12554226If you're on a mobile, disabling 4chan's inbuilt extensions in the options will give you some relief.
>>12554225Why the fuck would I be talking about shrek in a MG thread nyugga?>>12554231No, then you make Bruce Lee
>>12554214Joke's on you, I made the thread before you could ruin it.Kill yourself.>>12554235That...sounds rather hypocritical
Who are this people?
>>12554237And when the Bruce Lee tulpa goes nuts, then what? You start having to introduce superhumans to keep ahead of the game.
>>12554237>>12554241>Not making Mr. Rodgers>"I know you're not being the person you could be Anon."
>>12554244But then Mr.Rodgers starts being a condescending cuntbag...all the time. Especially in the bedroom>You're not giving her the orgasm you could be anon.
>>12554238I should apologize for being hasty, but I wanted to make sure it didn't get ruined again with no subject.Still, can someone add the Master list?
>>12554253You should apologize for making the thread at all if you didn't know how to do it properly.
>>12554237Because some people view Ogre as their own thing, rather than being a part of the Oni/Demihuman type.This is assuming we're going by MGE definitions of course.
1 or maybe 2 new threads and we are I ded. I just want to say it was a honor posting with you and who ever makes the new thread, good luck we are all counting on you to not fuck it up like always
>>12554305Anon,>>12554235