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>>12540298Janitor, can you delete this thread for us?We're trying our best to behave.Thanks.
>Monstergirl not in title>Again
>OP makes thread>Ask Janitor to delete this thread>Janitor deletes previous thread insteadAw man. Now we're stuck with this dumbass OP, and his dumbass thread.Way to go, OP.
>>12540630At least we get 300 free images now sooner rather than later.
>>12540631You're not wrong.Still...
>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus
>>12540627Why can't you faggots ever get it right?
>>12540298>nipples in op
>>12540632I guess we're just going to have to deal with it
>>12540632I really wouldn't mind if the janitor deleted us after image limit and say 2000 posts or so. It'd make things a lot comfier.
>>12540637I guess so.
>>12540638As nice as that sounds, it's highly unrealistic.Janitor-kun probably has a million better things to do than babysit our threads to delete us every time we hit 2k.Wish we could say the same about /a/Janitor-kun.
>>12540641It doesn't have to be on the dot, just like 2kish. Janet at least cares enough to pop in and clear out the trolls it seems, so maybe if she ever warms up to us she'll do us a favor.
Considering it's still pretty slow tonight, let's keep this up.http://i.imgur.com/CQ6bBAJ.jpgThrough a series of events of your choosing, you suddenly gain a Stand, and become involved in a plot much larger than you. You eventually meet your waifu, who also has a Stand. The names of the Stands are your own choosing.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Randomhttp://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomSo, what's your stand, who's your waifu, and what's her stand? Any other information is just flavor and up to you.If you don't roll an MG through random, just re-roll
>>12540641>Wish we could say the same about /a/Janitor-kun.Indeed.
Milk?
>>12540647Drinking it everyday, my manPraise Hathor
>>12540645>Electromagnetic Creature Creation>Nightmare MG>Portal PhysiologyMy stand Riders on the Storm lets me summon non-sentient soldiers made of lighting.Her stand People are Strange acts as a portal between the dream world and the physical one.
>>12540664>The DoorsAbsolute fucking taste, man. Bravo
>>12540645Okay, I've got a Roper, Stand has the ability of "Ferrokinetic Combat", which is metal manipulation, which I am now naming Fairies Wear Lead Boots because Stand names don't have to make sense.My Stand however is Color Absorption, and I'm naming it Paint it Black.
Reminder that healthy milfs > gangly lolishit
>>12532812
>>12540673Sexually frustrated and lonely MILFs who have lost their husbands due to a tragic accident and who's children have grown up and moved out are objectively the best partners.
>>12540673Loli milfs are even better.
>>12540677>loli>milfsYou DISGUST me.
>>12540676Sexually uninhibited MILFs who are on the prowl and their daughters at the same time are the best
>>12540680I can almost feel the moistness in my ear when I look at that. Crabman overdid himself after all.
>>12540677>Loli milfsMUH NIGGA
>>12540679What's wrong with a loli mommy?>delicious flat chest>possible to traumatize her son by fucking her like an onahole in front of him
>op decides to make a new thread early>has hours before the old thread falls off to make it right>fucks it up completely You suck and your a huge disappointment to every one op
>>12540693>flat chests>ever delicious
>>12540696OP should kill himself, am I right?
>>12540702A little much, he should reflect on his life and the poor decisions that led him to this point
>>12540707And when he understands the error in his ways and repents, he has our permission to die?
You know what this thread needs? Young adult Amazons and their cute human boy little brothers on a paradise island, doing cute islander things.
>>12540710Yes. He has commit sudoku in shamefur dispray
>>12540710Maybe.Otherwise, he can journey to the Himalayas to find his inner-self, and in turn leave /jp/.
>>12540717You can't find yourself in the Himalayas anymore, too many tourists.
>>12540714>paradise islandThis island?http://exhentai.org/g/450124/c68b9ee212/
>>12540721No, not that island.
It took me fucking forever but I finally finished the Gazer dakimakura, if anyone still remembers that.Lewd version and other side here: http://imgur.com/a/eLguu#1
>>12540722This?http://exhentai.org/g/494361/22dccbade4/
>>12540727None of the ones you can find on there, anon. Seriously.
>>12540718Then he can lose himself among the tourists, then. All the same to me.
>>12540725This is lewdAnd you should feel lewd
>>12540725Monorus!You're back?
>>12540725>Gazer and Anon have dakis of each otherI like this idea.
>>12540725THEY SAID YOU ABANDONED US BUT I DIDN'T BELIEVE THEMTHANK YOU I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOUDON'T STOP BEING BASED MONO
>>12540725Monorus you wonderful son of a bitch, welcome back. Hathor bless you for your work
>>12540727>AomizuanI liked the island and schoolgirls thing, but that one with the slavery, I couldn't take seriously.It was gross.
>>12540725>gamer gazer>she's laying on the sofa tooIt's perfect. Now can we get one of Sam?
>>12540746Sam?
>>12540725God damn, Monorus, how much is it to get the daki-sized print version? I need this in physical form.I'm so proud of my daughteru
>>12540725NiceeeeAfter looking at your pic I remembered, what happened to chupacabra girl? I remember someone was writing a story then is kinda disappeared
>>12540747An apophis made by my favorite writefriend. She's on that booty lineup picture that Less's working on. I'd post it, but I don't have it.
>>12540725Based monorus
>>12540756Apophis booty? Okay.
>>12540725You make me very very happy, Anon. And you're going to make a girl who RPs a Gazer very very happy.
>>12540761>a girl who RPs a GazerThere's a story behind this, and since you brought it up, you have to tell it.
Also I remember someone asking if this was colored some time ago.>>12540751I can't share the full version but if you want I could hook you up with the commissioner to work something out.>>12540753Dunno.
>>12540725I'm nervous to ask, but are you here to stay?Or are you leaving again?
>>12540764There are places online like flist and various MUSHes where you can RP whatever you like. I just know someone who has a Gazer girl.
>>12540768Whaddya know, I remember asking that. Wonderful.>>12540770Don't sounds so desperate, you'll spook him off.
>>12540768>Someone actually commissioned a Gamer Gazer DakiWas it someone from here?
>>12540768Thank you for your magnificent artwork and contributions!
>>1254072512/10
>>12540768That's possible, though it would have to be tomorrow at some point, it's pretty late in my area right now. I visit the IRC every so often as well, if that helps
>>12540770I will be around, I guess. I was kinda hoping to get some MG project running, but none of those plans really worked out. Not sure if I will have time for requests.>>12540773Oh nice.>>12540775No. Same person who commissioned the Cheshire daki. They liked my gamer Gazer drawing and were inspired by that.>>12540778Contact me on IRC then or shoot me a mail at monorus8@gmail.com
>>12540789>same personWhat would one person need TWO daki for? Fishy.
>>12540790A flower in both arms, Anon.
>>12540790There's some netorare at work here, it seems.
>>12540790A threesome
>>12540790Maybe you could get a really long Daki and have it be two sides of one of those U Body pillows?Though really, this would be better for a Miia/Lamia body pillow.
>>12540789I'll either see you in the IRC or email you tomorrow, maybe both. In any case, good to see you back on /mgg/
>>12540800This strikes me as a really lonely thing to do.
>>12540809Being lonely is not a crime. One day the gods will bring life to their companions.
>>125408091. Where do you think you are?2. This strikes me as a really comfy thing to do.
>>12540809Lonely? Yes. Saddening? Yes.Really fucking comfortable? Fuck yes.I want one of those U-shaped body pillows as soon as possible.
>>12540812W-why does the blanket have him bent over?
>>12540820Sleeping on your stomach increases the odds of wet dreams anon.
>>12540820Its a Blanket Mimic, anon. The underside is probably covered in tongues, tendrils, and other things. But really, looks like she is giving him a body massage and maybe a reacharound.
>>12540820Because the fool is trying to escape. No one escapes the covers. NO ONE.
>>12540820 pillow dick
>>12540823Of course not, there's scary stuff on the outside, and only she can protect him from harm. Do you know what happens if your foot is exposed from under the covers for too long?
>>12540827The monsters can see you.Everyone knows blankets are make you invisible to monsters. And pillows are impenetrable shields.
>>12540835That's why I always sleep with the pillows over my head. But I once saw a Japanese horror movie where the kid went to hide under the covers and fucking ghost was there first. That's just unfair.
>>12540838Japanese ghosts are always unfair. Bastards never have good ends.
>>12540839That's why you need a sexorcist.
>>12540846Go fuck a doorknob, Dark priestess
>>12540851You can't bully a Dark Priestess, that goes against her freedom of religion, as does forbidding her from raping you.
>>12540851Fret not, she already has. Next up is you.
>>12540851They probably would fuck your door knob before ringing your doorbell and telling you about the good news.
>>12540856But my religion is about fucking Holstaurus. So she can't impinge on my freedom of religion by forcing hers on me.
>>12540860Yes she can, because forcing her views on others is part of her religion and trying to resist goes against her religious freedoms.Getting Tanuki elected as their congressmen was the smartest move the Republicans ever made!
>>12540860That religion is about fucking health. Your safe from baphomets, not from her.
>>12540868>yourToo bad it's not about proper spelling.
>>12540860Hathor's religion is all about fucking health. You may be safe from a baphomet but you're not safe from a dark priest.
>>12540872Especially when healthy Dark Priestesses might actually JOIN the Church of Hathor.
>>12540870>Transparent sweaterI can't decide if I should be aroused or angry. I'm leaning towards angry.
>>12540876>angryWhat's there to be angry about? What are you, gay?
>>12540876She's lactating so hard it's become transparent, what's there to be angry about?
>>12540874I'd fuck a Dark Priestess who was a part of the Church of Hathor.
>>12540880>>12540879>what's there to be angry about?Sweaters are holy! Fabric that thick doesn't just go see through, not to that degree even when it's wet! Angryyyyyy!
>>12540883She wouldn't be a DP anymore if she was in the Hathor religion.
>>12540870i'm half asleep so your opinion is not valid.
>>12540886Why not? Would she be a Milky Priestess instead?
>>12540886Her species changes because she's in a different religion? What do you even call a dark priest that isn't a dark priest?
>>12540886Health Priestess.
>>12540889>opinionBeing half asleep is no excuse.
Hey, since we're turning old gods into Monster Girls, how about Abzu? Wikipedia says that> ab='water' (or 'semen') zu='to know' or 'deep' Wouldn't that be right up our alley? A primordial water/semen deity, basically an extra ara ara Undine.
>>12540893>Health Priestess uses paizuri!>Anon is stuck!>Health Priestess shares the Gospel of Hathor!>It's super effective!>Anon converts!>Good End!I like it.
>>12540893I'd go with that.
>>12540908My god those hips
In the previous thread:How much health is too much health?We play the hunting game with our tiger-waifus. Last one to get raped receives a free pelvic braceThe Department of Reintegration gives us and monstergirls another chance at loveYour flying waifu shows you the world… by picking you up and dropping you straight towards itOld tales and myths with monstergirlsPraise Ra! And Hathor! And Ammy! And their breasts!Lewd KitsunesDon't become a career slut and break your waifu's heart, kids. Otherwise you'll be used as bait in some Truman Show-esque sting operationPlesioth's hips move on their own/mgt/ discusses the finer points of time travel, flying whistle-controlled dildos, and Peter Quill doing a stripteaseThe Pantheon growsBeing in GMT+0 is not good for the punctuality of these posts.
>>12540910You just keep up doing your public service announcements Mr. Narrator.
>>12540904Why not just a god of (sexual) fluids. Covers water, semen and girlcum alike. I'd suggest poseidon, but this might actually be better.
>>12540910>Plesioth's hips move on their own>PlesiothFuck them.
>>12540914>Goddess of Sexual Fluids>Cum to me, my child! Let's get those juices flowing!Oh my.
>>12540909What about them?
>>12540919>dat pantyhose>those pantiesMust. Bury. Face in. That's unfair, no man can resist that.
>>12540921Do I have to post everything from the artist again AGAIN? Or will the image limit standard police complain?
>>12540921What he said
>>12540925Please no dumps
>>12540925The latter. If that's okay with you, I mean.
>>12540925Fuck the image limit, fuck the police and fuck whoever that girl is, fuck her with the fury of a roided up Oni.
>>12540925Post album not dump
>>12540928>>12540935Why? So that we can save image spots for drawfags who just post a link to imgur anyway?
Why not a Centauress Sabazios? She's a cool godess, if you're into horsepussy.
>>12540938Goddess of what?
>>12540940Horsepussy.
>>12540944That's... that's not a very intriguing goddess.
get back to reddit, crossies
>>12540950Nice attempt at baiting, mate.
>>12540950You and me, we're the same, you know?
>>12540954That young girl is clearly not old enough to drink
>>12540957Oni are born drunk, just like the Irish.
>>12540940Sabasios is the god of nomadic horsemen of the thracians, also known as the Sky Father. The chief god of their religion.
>>12540962That's just what we need, galloping hordes of rapist centaurs with bows.
>>12540962>Sky Father>FatherSo she has a dick? No thanks.
>>12540966Obviously she's genderbent for Monster Girl purposes.
>>12540954>loli Yuugithat's extra heretical
>>12540964Are you being sarcastic, or is this something you genuinely feel you lack in your life?>>12540966>B-but muh insicuritiesSabazius is a dude, his MG counterpart doesn't have to be. Only one Pharaoh had tits, and yet in /mg/ they all do. Chill.
>>12540969Okay, I'll make it up.>>12540971We don't need them in real life, but they'd be nice to have in a story.
>>12540971>only one PharaohBut that's not true. Lots of bitches ruled Egypt, women weren't subjugated there.
>>12540968>>12540971I'd prefer that we did not genderbend male gods and turn them into monster girls.
>>12540983Why not? It's not like they'll smite us for it.
>>12540983If Marvel made Thor a girl, we can do this.
>>12540984I'm just going to drop the subject and not even bother attempting to argue it. I know I won't be getting anywhere with it.
>>12540904Nah, we already have enough goddesses. We need to properly develop existing ones before making new
Last thread, we ran out of grapes, and resupplied on chocolate instead.We're deeply sorry for any inconvenience this may bring you, and hope to resolve the problem as quickly as possible.
>>12540977Really? I only knew about that Hatchetsoot. Chick.
>>125409832late
>>12540990Come on man, don't be a condescending prick. Just tell us why you don't want that to happen. You brought it up, I got curious, please take responsibility.>>12540994Grape flavored chocolate? Yes.
>>12540997If Lovecraft lived today, he'd have turned Nyarlathotep into a girl himself.
>>12540997But Eldritch abominations don't have gender. They can be whatever they want
>>12540994Black sclera looks weird set against normal skin colors, but I can dig it.Now make the pharaoh grape flavored
>>12541002>Grape Flavored PharaohJesus Christ how heretical.
>>12540998Fine. I think we should be focusing on discussing actual monster girls, that were girls from the start, as opposed to genderbending various gods.
>>12541002>Black sclera looks weirdYeah, I'd try and make it white myself, but I don't know how without making it look like a totally shit job.In fact, I only slightly modified Bromont's recolor of this, so...>spoilerCorrupted Pharaoh with black sclera and purple snake?I love it.
>>12541008But some of the "actual monster girls" are genderbent versions of mythological creatures, why are you such a hypocrite?
>>12541010Only some, not all.
Dark skinned girls are my weakness, don't do this to me when it's so early neo-/jp/.
>>12541012>But some of the>Only someI don't see why you even bothered to type that. >>12541013It's never too early, hence morning wood.
>>12541016>I don't see why you even bothered to type that.Just to put emphasis on the fact that they're a small minority, that's all.
>>12541024But they still exist, so why couldn't there be more?
How would a Barbarian do in a Monster Girl world?
>>12541027Because it feels like we're a fanfic writer that takes characters from other stories, warps them, and parades them around in our story. Granted, the same could be said about turning things like a manticore or a griffon into a monstergirl.
>>12541029Not Beary good.
>>12541031So what exactly is your problem? Are you going to complain about Manticores or Griffins or Centaurs? If not, then why are you complaining about gods?
>>12540298I see your babysitting mod is letting you ignore the safe for work blue board rules with a tits out and nipples showing image in the op.Must be nice.
>>12541035My problem is that we are going a little too far with the god genderbending thing. But of course someone will pull facts/opinions out of their ass, everyone will agree with him/her/it, and begin to shit all over me.
>>12541032Your puns are unBEARable
>>12541004Are you certain that it is?I just did a quick shitty edit by messing with the hue sliders in GIMP, I'm not good with actually editing things. Someone else would be able to do this better than me for sure.
>>12541041>too farWhaddya mean? How have we gone too far?>>12541045Oh god she looks like she's got a disease or something, make it dark, make it dark!>>12541043Try to bear with me here.
>>12541045>Dat saturated purpleEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>12541049>>12541047It's like you guys didn't even look at my spoiler.
>>12541047I mean we are starting to go too far. We haven't gotten that far, but we're starting. >>12541045Try a less offensive shade of purple, my eyes are bleeding.
>>12541053You seem to think because you didn't put work into it we can't say anything negative
>>12541054Fine, let's not have fun anymore and just praise KC for his originality and good writing. Is that what you want? Is it?
>>12541059Hell no.I'm not against fun, but this is a slippery slope with things like MLP at the end.
>>12541060I don't see how that follows. Anubis is a male god, yet our Anubutt is universally loved. What does MLP have to do with any of it?
>>12541061Paranoia.
>>12541061Slippery slope. Pretty soon we'll be turning various other things into monster girls, like how MLP fans turn everything they see into ect. You'll probably just ignore what I have to say, call me retarded, and go about your business without a care.
>>12541065Smoke less weed. I'm now done having fun forever because of you.You're horrible.
>>12541068I'm going to light up this horrible blunt and start really having fun.
Better?
>>12541071Getting there.
>>12541067The Sandworm is an alien that can grow to be 3 kilometers long. It's now a Monster Girl. Is that a problem for you?>ignore what I have to say, call me retardedStop being a fucking martyr and maybe people will bother listening to you.
>>12541075Good enough for me, then. Like I said, someone else would do a better job.
>>12541071Still too light.
>>12541076I'm not claiming to BE one.
>>12541047>>12541054>>12541049>>12541045Strange, because I gave it a shot, too.I hope mine isn't too saturated either.
>>12541082>not claiming to be oneOh no?>You'll probably just ignore what I have to say, call me retarded, and go about your business without a careThat's proper martyrdom right there.>>12541086This is more like it, but it's still a wee bit too light.
>tfw Ammy will never hold you close and tell you you're not a waste of oxygen and spaceFUCK
>>12541089Even better?
>>12541096Yes, now she looks good enough to drink. Puppet Pharaoh dances to the Grapesnake's tune now.
>>12541089>martyrdom>the death or suffering of a martyr>a display of feigned or exaggerated suffering to obtain sympathy or admirationHe might count for the second, but that doesn't exactly make him a martyr.
>>12541099Alternatively, Pharaoh and Apophis switch bodies, and, as a result, skin color too apparently because body switch magic.Can the Pharaoh-turned lamia reclaim her body from the now-corrupted Grape Pharaoh before her evil plan comes to fruition?Find out on the next episode of KC Anime Never.
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>>12541096Looks like a female Crunk to me.
>>12541108>FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF...>>12541109Mantis Shrimp and Pistol Shrimp Girls posing heroically.
>>12541109Lamia and Husbando cuddling on the couch in front of the fireplace.
>>12541109Cute Girtablilu doing cute assassination things.
>>12541109Draw Donkey Kong and a Monster Girl with him
>>12541109Geralt of Rivia bedding a Lamia.
>>12541109Monster girls dressed as other monster girls for Halloween
>>12541108>tfw the guards and miscellaneous royal subjects all find nothing wrong with the Pharaoh despite her having changed her skin color, and still follow her commands to throw out the strangely chocolate-colored Apophis from the premisesYou know, typical body switch shenanigans.>>12541110Should I make her skin more blueish instead?
>>12541118Naw. I'm surprised you didn't question who Crunk was.
>>12541109Miia and her mom fucking Darling
>>12541119Okay, I'll bite. Who's Crunk?
>>12541119I remember who Crunk is.I'm just trying to unsee what you're making me see.
>>12541122Next you're going to ask who Major Glory is
>>12541122But Anon, we're all getting crunk tonight.
>>12541124Okay, I'll bite. Who's Major Glory?
>>12541122>>12541130>This nigger's never watched Dexter's Laboratory.
>>12541130Next you'll ask who Val Hallen is.
>>12541130VAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLHAAALLLEEEEEEEENNNN.
>>12541134Okay, I'll bite. Who's Val Hallen?
>>12541124Okay, who's Major Glory?>>12541133We had this conversation this week already, I don't know what that is.
Things I learned about /mgt/ over the past fews days. Yall fucking love you some Dexter's Lab.
>>12541138You had a pretty shitty childhood, dude.
>>12541138It's a show on the now-awful Cartoon Network that used to be the only channel I watched growing up.Watch it, and refine your pallet.
>>12541141I don't feel like I did. I bet you never saw Alfred J. Kwak, but I'm not trying to make you feel guilty about that.>>12541145No.
>>12541140Plastic minnows
>>12541141Omelette du fromage
>>12541147So you're Dutch, or at least European? Because if so>Being a Europoor
>>12541150Don't remember that reference, friend.>>12541151I could never forget this reference, however.
>>12541153>EuropoorWe were having a nice thread, why are you trying to turn it into /pol/? I don't like you. You're a horrible excuse for a human being.
http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7 More Rusalka, a little lewd and a little backstory this time. More backstory next time. As always feel free to inform me of any typos, inconsistencies, or anything you're just unhappy with in general.
>>12541140Samurai Jack was the shit way back when. I miss it so.
>>12541161>Europoors can't even handle one nameIf you get 'triggered' by so little, what makes you think you could even dream of handling a Monster Waifu?
>>12541164Man, it's been so long since I've watched that. I wonder how it would hold up to my now 30 year old tastes.
>>12541147Tell ya what.I'll wacth Alfred J Kwak if you watch Dexter's Lab.Fair trade?
>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7More Rusalka, A little lewd this time, a little backstory. More backstory next time. As always feel free to let me know of an inconsistencies/problems/typos/just anything you're not happy with in general.
>>12541164I miss it too.
>>12541166>/pol/ is okayNo.>>12541170I'm not interested, all you Dexter's Lab fans have grown up into assholes, it had to suck ass.>>12541164Not THIS was good.
>>12541175>NotNow*
>tfw no mgf
>>12541175>all you Dexter's Lab fans have grown up into assholesBut I...
>>12541187It's okay, I'm sure you're still nice to each other.
>>12541175>He thinks /pol/ isn't okayI'm surprised you can even handle these threads, considering they have rape, and sexualize women, and shit.>all you Dexter's Lab fans have grown up into assholes, it had to suck ass.>He is this easily offended on an anonymous anime imageboard>He believes that if people he doesn't like like something, it is inherently bad>He is unable to properly make opinions of his ownNow this is just sad.
>>12541198>rape, and sexualize women, and shitExcuse us for not being a fucking paragon of equality, your Autistic Excellency.
>>12541198>/pol/ invades another /mgg/ threadI remember this happened on /a/ a couple of times. It was always horrible. Here, take this Elf as a sacrifice and begone to the Abyss from which you came.
>>12541208>pale elfEwwwwww
>>12541198Is she running away from somewhere? Or breaking into somewhere?
>>12541226Who knows, but the question is would you join her? If you help her she'll let you rest your head on her thighs
>tfw everybody's arguing, having a generally bad time>meanwhile, I'm now sitting back>watching Albert J. KwakThis is actually good.Thanks, DutchAnon.
>>12541231Hmm, okay, but I'll get to rest HER head on my my... loin-area as well.>>12541233>DutchAnonI'm not Dutch. Just remember that Dolf is justice.
>>12541233I reading back up on Samurai Jack's wikipedia article wondering whether or not to rewatch the show.
>>12541238The portal to your nostalgic childhood is once again beyond your reach!
>>12541239Why do you say that? How is it beyond my reach?
>>12541109Johnny Bravo paladin, little suzy bapho, mama holst
>>12541206Remember to check xir privilege and improve these threads. Once we invite Tumblr and their wonderful Monster Girl redesigns, we will truly be a Cathedral of Equality.>>12541208>Elf>A white loli one at thatEuropoors confirmed to have the worst taste imaginable. Even the Aussies have better tastes than you guys, seriously what the fuck
>>12541238He never made it back before the ending.
>>12541243As amusing as it was at the time, no. That's a horrible idea.
>>12541246Thanks for ruining the ending. You did spoiler it though so it's my own fault.
>>12541242That... that was a quote from the... y-you know? Aku said that...?>>12541245>worst tasteAre you telling me /pol/ wouldn't rather take an Aryan Elf?
>>12541109Draco with popped collars like a boss
>>12541250Thats because elves are for raping Anon.
>>12541249What other old kid's shows can we ruin for you?
>>12541250>That... that was a quote from the... y-you know? Aku said that...?How do you guys remember this stuff. It's been tens years and the only thing I remember is the talking dogs and the Scotsman.
>>12541253No one cares about that tumbrl dyke except you
>>12541254>elves are for rapingWhich is why I handed one over to them to get them to leave.>>12541256>HowLoving it as a kid, that's about it. Did you know the Scotsman was voiced by the same guy as Bender?
>>12541258Yeah I just read that it was John DiMaggio from the wikipedia article. Which is weird because I watched Hey I Know that Voice on Netflix yesterday and he was heavily featured.
>>12541256It's time to remind yourself. I can still recite the intro speech.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e51hgWIsY4M>>12541261Spooky.
>>12541258No, you handed a white elf to rape. That's where the problem lies.
>>12541255Hey ArnoldDid the tsundere win?
>>12541263But would /pol/ touch a non-white Elf? I thought they're into, like, racial purity and stuff.
>>12541265His parents were supposed to get back together in a movie.They never got back together.
>>12541266That only matters if you're doing it for the sole purpose of procreation.
What if Aku was a girl? Aside from that one time he really was.
Hey, I got it guys. Gargoyles. Demona is a Monster Girl.
>>12541267I thought they died in plane-crush or shitAnyway, I don't give a fuck about his parents.Did the tsundere win?
>>12541270I'd both of them. Samurai Jane?
>>12541236Okay, real talk.What dub do you recommend?
>>12541274>I thought they died in plane-crush or shitWith no survivors?
>>12541276>dubI only watched the dub that aired in my country, so I wouldn't know what the others are like. I guess the original is Dutch... though since it's an anime, maybe the Elevener version?
>>12541271Oh shit. That was a favorite show of mine growing up. Demona certainly is a monster girl. Probably why I've got a thing for wings and red hair.
>>12541276>>12541281The Finnish version has the best Dolf, no question about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4CxFlKp_XU>>12541284Xanatos did nothing wrong.
>>12541267>>12541270>>12541277>>12541276Do you just pretend to be stupid or why are you misuing the spoiler function? Is this normal on /a/ and /v/?
>>12541286It's hard to look at him as the bad guy when he's voiced by fucking Riker from Star Trek:TNG.
>>12541288heycry about it
>>12541288>is this normalOn /a/, yes. I don't go to /v/
>>12541288Actually my keyboard is broken in that at random intervals it will press ctrl and s simultaneously, thus making spoilers appear in my post. I apologize if this irritates you and I hope you will forgive me.
>>12541288The spoiler in the "what if Aku was a girl" post is a legit spoiler for one of the Samurai Jack episodes though.
>>12541297As if you would know that, Dumphir.
>>12541297>a legit spoiler for one of the Samurai Jack episodes though.I bet you thought the swamp hermit wasn't Aku either
>>12541302Pardon my Frodo, but why was he called Samurai Jack when he was a Ronin?
>>12541306Because a group of guys called him Jack when he landed in the future.
>>12541274To answer your question, yes. Kind of.The producer of the series said that, had the second movie been made, Arnold would've realized his feelings for Helga and they would've gotten together and married n the future.That is, had they made a second movie.
>>12541308>completelymissingthepoint.jpg
>>12541320I noticed that as soon as I submitted my post. My bad. My excuse is that it's 6AM here.
>>12541315NopeTsunderes a shit
>>12541324The joke would've lasted if you left me to believe that was intentional.
>>12541257I have more than enough love to make up for it
>>12541109PapixSuu double buttjob
Would you have sex with your daughteru to save your waifu's life?
>>12541344Depends on how big a gun we're talking about.
>>12541344I'd have sex with myself.Then neither of us would be virgins.
>>12541346Bigger than Hound's.
>>12541353Oh, Jesus Christ! This could be kind of fun...
>>12541344What kind of faggy question is that?I would dick the daughteru just for the sake of dicking the daughteru
Puppy daughterus are the best.Prove me wrongOh Wait you can't>Learns you're her caring father before she can even see>When she can see she's happy to see you>tail wags whenever she's happy>loyal>can be strong depending on the breed>fluffy tails>Doesn't need much to feel loved, just hugs, walkies and the occasional meat of some variant
>>12541378Puppies? Behold!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hZucFAWzuM
>>12541378As long as you don't fuck them.
>>12541378>she's always waiting for you to get back from works and play with her>she'll do that every day, even if you tell her not to
>>12541402>eventually you suffer a stroke at work and die>you daughter stands at the door, waiting for you to walk through it, not knowing about your death>your wife tells your daughter that you went away on a journey, as she was unable to tell to tell her the truth>she still waits by the door, expecting you to walk through any minute>this continues for 9 years before she breaks down and cries
>>12541424Reported
>>12541424NiceHachiko daughteru sounds like an awesome suffering story
>>12541428Does it not meet your posting standards?
>>12541430But should it be a full roller coaster of suffering, or should it have a happy ending?
>>12541431It didn't meant standards of human decency
>>12541436So now you're the decency police as well as a backseat mod?
>>12541438You realize I'm only playing don't you?
>>12541442What you did is the equivalent of going to a party with numerous black people while wearing a KKK outfit.>LOL, I'm only playing guiz! XP
>>12541446What?
>>12541448It's something you just don't do. Like going to a bar mitzvah dressed as Hitler, dressing up as Death in a hospital, or fucking your daughter. Did you get that, or do I have to use small words and talk to you like you're an 8 year old?
>>12541450You were really offended from me joking about reporting you?
>>12541450What's wrong with dressing up as Death at a hospital? Or a retirement home? Or maybe in a ridealong with EMTs?
>>12541434Her fatheru died but she refused to admit it. Suffering obviously>had a happy life with wolfu >she died at childbirth>you absolutely loved your wolf daughteru and she loved you>you die>wolf daughteru waits for you at the street>people told her you are ded but she doesn't listen>they catch her and put into orphanage>she escapes and go to your old house which was demolished>she lie on the ground and dreams of old happy life with her fatheruhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASEeevh2r60
>>12541452No, but you still shouldn't act like that, you might get severely punished.
>>12541456There is only one thing I can say to that.I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE~
>>12541458Make me
>>12541458Can I take the punishment for him Miss Officer Lady?
>>12541458If I acted like that, would you rape me?
>>12541456>numerous years pass by>a hobo finds a small skeleton clutching a framed photo
>>12541460I can see you're still in your edgy phase of life.
>>12541465I can see that you are in the "If I act like I have no sense of humor people will think I am mature" phase
>>12541383Why isn't DD getting any love here? That's a dog Big Boss and Ocelot raised. How badass is that? Very.
>>12541463it would be extremely pleasurable
>>12541466Watch that edge now, don't want to cut yourself.
>>12541463It would be extremely painful
>>12541470>>12541473You're a big spider
>>12541469Because its a wolf not a wolf girl
>>12541469That's not just a dog. That's a wolf. Very bad ass.
>>12541476I don't see an issue here. MAKE HER INTO A WEREWOLF.>>12541475...for you.
>>12541476We've made sheep girls getting Fulton'd we can work with it
>>12541482A Werewolf with an eye-patch? Without a dick, this time?
>>12541109An Operator Werewolf with an eye-patch.
>>12541489With no dick, that is
>>12541491Oh right, with Less you need to specify that.
>>12541491Obviously.>loli wolf girl with bad eyes following big boss.png
>>12541271>GargoylesIn the context of Monster Girls, how does this picture make you feel?
>>12541500Like I took things for granite.
>>12541500Aroused.
>>12541503Charon, go suck off the sad Hobo from>>12541464
>>12541503Fuck off Charon.
>>12541171Nice.
Literally rule breaking OP still not deleted.
>>12541505>>12541506You guys aren't very gneiss.
>>12541516Lost your marbles did you?
>>12541523You would too after lavaishing anon with numerous puns.
>>12541516I have little sediment for you
>>12541528That's very magmanimous of you.
>>12541534You shale not get the best of me.
>>12541537You'll soon gravel at my feet.
>>12541539That pun was brilliant and igneous.
>>12541542Don't try to undermine me.Does that one still count?
>>12541545I guess, I'm running out of material myself. I've mined them all out.
>>12541545It's comedy gold
>>12541548Don't have a geo, dude.
>>12541548What a quarry this is.
>>12541549So it's lead to minerals now?
>>12541556>mineralsJesus Christ Marie.
>>12541553You'd have to be stoned to come up with something that bad.
>>12541558Sorry, I forgot that lead isn't a mineral. I'm out of my element here.
>>12541559That's anti-seismic, apologize at once, geoid!
get a load of these subhumans
>>12541563I'm too jaded to apologize.>>12541555Don't worry, I've got this all ironed out.
No more puns? Have you guys hit rock bottom?
>>12541565These puns are a real diamond in the rough, I was pleasantly surprised against all excavations.>>12541581Don't be so eager to throw us down the shaft.
>>12541586They're that good? Ore you sure, or are you just being Coal like the rest of the anons?
>>12541592Are you just going to ruby it in my face?
>You come home from work one day to find that a Kikimora has somehow appeared in your home>The door was still locked when you came home, as were all the windows and there was no sign of forced entry anywhere>She adamantly insists that the door was open and she took it as not only an invitation, but a sign that the two of you were meant for each other>The police are no help, they label it a domestic dispute and tell the two of you to work it out>Any attempt to throw her out yourself fails, she either doesn't leave or she just shows back up a few minutes later like nothing happened>You eventually grow accustomed to this woman in your home, and one night you finally give yourselves to each other>After that she starts getting more lewd>The length of her skirt shortens slowly over the next few months, starting from very nearly reaching the floor, by the time it's done shrinking it doesn't even cover all of her ass>You're not sure if she's buying these skirts from somewhere or if she's just modifying ones she already has>She even stopped wearing panties so every time she leans over you get a nice view of both ass and vulva>The top of her outfit shrinks as well until she's wearing a corset and a choker patterned on the collar of her old maid outfit>Her cleaning routine also changes, she spends more time cleaning your dick with her mouth than cleaning your home, but everything still remains spotless somehow>On the rare occasion that you have company over, she's back to looking prim and proper, though she always makes a point to whisper in your ear about the panties she's not wearing, or the butt plug, or the vibrating egg controller she's just slipped into your pocket
>>12541596Perfect maid, this is how a Kikimora should be.
>>12541595Nah, I'm just a simple Petrologist from Flint michigan, not some sulfurous jerk.
>>12541596>>The length of her skirt shortens slowly over the next few months, starting from very nearly reaching the floor, by the time it's done shrinking it doesn't even cover all of her assDropped. Maids should be sexed in full uniform, like so:http://exhentai.org/s/c11c3aba9f/278702-75
>>12541596While I like the idea of a very lewd maid, I'd prefer a proper maid that find acts like those embarrassing.
>>12541606I found a silver-lining to all of this, I'm out of puns.>>12541615>If M-Master truly wishes...>T-this is so improper...>Master's secret is safe with me!Hmm, maybe.
>>12541619Don't worry, coming up with puns is sedimentary. No need to dig around, just clear your mind until it's a blank slate, and it's come to you.
>>12541615>>12541619I'd like a proper, but lewd maid. Like, she gives out really lewd deepthroats but she never undresses for it or lets any drool or cum get out of her mouth.
>>12541622I'm starting to feel like puns are just an endless zinc hole.>>12541623Dandere maid who gives divine head and never says no to anything but never shows any change in her expression?
>>12541623So something in between?>>12541619It'd be enjoyable to watch her blush and squirm in embarrassment as I molest her in public.
>>12541626I'll alloy you the chance to have the last laugh.
>>12541607This nigga gets itWhat is the fucking point of cosplay sex in maid, officer, nurse etc uniform if you take it off anyway?
>>12541596>The police are no help, they label it a domestic dispute and tell the two of you to work it outNow I'm imagining the situation where the guy kicks her out of the house, and then next morning, while drinking his coffee and reading the newspaper, just as he's about to ask himself where the coffee came from, the Kikimora just pops out of nowhere inside his house, scaring the shit out of him.
>>12541633This is so true.
>>12541626>Dandere maid who gives divine head and never says no to anything but never shows any change in her expression?Her expression changes to a horrifying leer during blowjobs, but she buries her head so deep on your cock that you can't see it. Until she accidentally does it in the dressing room and you see her face in the mirror.
>>12541641She looks so sadHer hobo boyfriends too drunk to fuck her or what?captcha 30
>>12541653No, some homeless man with a McRib in his mouth overthrew their king. Now they don't bother her anymore.
>>12541001And why can't a god? Many polytheistic gods had the ability to shape-shift.
>>12541656>homeless man with a McRibCould he actually win against the king of hobos in single combat?>>12541644That shota is in so much trouble. And he has it coming for looking so cute.
>>12541662He beat him in single combat, and taught him the meaning of friendship and justice at the same time.With his fists. You already know whom it is I am talking about.
>>12541667Yeah, I knew who it was since the first mention, but I'm just questioning his combat ability. The streets are harsh, and to become king is no simple task. Unless you can possess hobos with your Elf ghost friend.
>>12541009>>12540994well i triedhttp://i.imgur.com/9fVboxO.png
>>12541675>Those clean white sclerasI love the contrast her skin color gives to her eyes. Makes them more intensity.
>>12541675This really emphasizes the crazed lust in her eyes.
>>12541677Gives them more intensity*Oh well.
>>12541675Very good. Brown girls need white scleras.
>just read Lanternon's recent chapterInteresting. I also bet that MC's mother's talk about human girls is exactly what human mothers tell their sons about monsters.
>>12541667Who?And why new hobo team can't please sad Charon?
>>12541705>whoA certain writefag.>why new hobo team can't please CharonBecause a certain writefag doesn't want to protect her smile.
>>12541710What a faggotI demand more hobo hardcore gangrape to make Charon happy
Sometimes I wonder why cloppers haven't invaded mgg, then I remember seafoam.
>>12541720Cloppers?
>>12541720>clopperWho?
>>12541722>>12541723People who fuck horse pussy
>>12541720Who?
>>12541722>>12541723>>12541726Ssshhh, don't ask.
>>12541725But plenty of people like Cerea.
>>12541728There is Cerea pussy, which is still shit mind you, and then there is.... horse pussy.
>>12541731Unicorns? Nina from Vengeance? I don't get your beef here.
>>12541733>>/mlp/
>>12541736I really don't see how MLP could overlap with Monster Girls.
>>12541738You dense mother fucker.
>>12541739You lost me.
>>12541739Explain further.
>>12541739I'm not following you.
>>12541739Come again?
>>12541739Eh? Nandatte?
>>12541740>>12541748>>12541750>>12541754>>12541757Sure is a lot of shounen MCs in here.
>>12541740>>12541748>>12541750>>12541754>>12541757Please, don't turn me into a murderer.
>>12541762Hmm? Is that something you can eat?
>>12541762I'm sorry, did you say something? I couldn't hear you over the fireworks.
>>12541762Good luck. I'm no where near a kroger parking lot though.
>>12541762Even if you say it like that, it can't be helped.
>>12541764Yes.Your waifu is absolutely delicious.>>12541767>>12541769>>12541770All you niggas, pic related.
>>12541776I don't understand.
>>12541776>your waifu is deliciousCannibalism is wrong! You're not living your life correctly! This is absolutely unforgivable!
>>12541776Anon-kun, I still don't understand. Could it be you're angry at us?
>>12541776I don't get what you mean.
>>12541787Angry? About what? Don't jump to conclusions.
>>12541596>The length of her skirt shortens slowly over the next few months, starting from very nearly reaching the floor, by the time it's done shrinking it doesn't even cover all of her ass>showing her legswhat does a kikimora's legs look like? the official stuff has only shown her feet. is it bird-like all the way to the thighs, or is it only her feet that are like that
>>12541782fuck you>>12541784fuck you>>12541787fuck you>>12541789and fuck youShotas pls, I know you're all shounen MCs, but you can't be this retarded. Does no one here EAT their waifu?
>>12541799>fuck youYou shouldn't say things like that anon! You're not even making any sense! Are you an idiot?
>>12541799wow r00d
>>12541799What kind of food is waifu anyway?
>>12541797I like to imagine her shins are birdlike and her thighs fleshy.
>>12541815It's what Mexicans eat, of course! They put chili and meat into a pancake, that's a waifu!
>The Daughteru of Loli-Onihttp://pastebin.com/d1VinRNtDo you guys want more Moth-chan or maybe a prose Holst-chan next time?
>>12541822Eehh? Senpai, you're so smart!>>12541816How about feathers covering just the ankles?
>>12541828>making us choose between Moth-chan and a HolstaurusYou're a worse sadist than the Loli-Oni. Give us the Moth! METALMORPHOSIS!
>>12541799I would if she wanted it. Make her a sopping mess before doing lewder things like holding hands
Top 5 girls according to the latest MonMusu poll.5. Papi4. Manako3. Cerea2. Miia1. Rach
>>12541845Damn, Manako is so cute~
>>12541828This was actually heartwarming, please keep doing these in the future.>>12541845Manako? Where's Polt? Meh. At least Best Girl is acknowledged as such.
>>12541845>>12541849Refined taste.
>>12541845I approve of this ranking!
>>12541845>Cereafags got btfoGood.
The rest of the poll had:19. The lady from the tofu shop18. Mama Miia 16. Darling 16. Draco15. Lilith14. Polt13. Kii12. Lala11. Doppel10. Smith9. Zombina8. Mero7. Tio6. Suu
>>12541851Thanks, I probably will. I have at least one idea for a short with the daughteru.
>>12541868>Polt is 14SHEEET.>>12541869Okay, do it after Moth-chan, yeah?
>>12541849I'd show her my one-eyed snake
>>12541868>Lala and Doppel>More popular than PoltYou kidding right?
>>12541871Sure, if I don't get any new ideas before then.
>>12541868>Mero so high up the charts....what do they see in her? She needs character building and love, yes, but...
>>12541876>new ideasCloister yourself.
>>12541845How the fuck did Japan's taste suddenly turn so shit
>>12541845>>12541868Japan has become Sasuke-tier bad, what the fuck
>>12541879>cloisterI hope you're prepared for cute nuns doing sacred things.
>>12541883>>12541887Kids these days, amirite?>>12541891I'm always up for a confessional and some penance with a Priestess.
>>12541883>suddenly>>12541887>becameBut Japan has always had shit taste...
>>12541894>Japan has always had shit tasteThen how come they make the best porn in the world? Huh?
>>12541894But Cerea was 1st last time.They had a good thing going
>>12541883>>12541887>>12541896Quick! Someone translate all those Polt stories into Japanese! Let's watch her approval rating shoot up!!
>>12541899>Polt storiesWhat?
>>12541901He means Port.
>>12541904Port?!?
>>12541893>deruella's witnesses visit a NEETNow you done goofed.
>>12541913That would put a nice spin on Welcome to the NHK though. Less awkwardness and more S&M.
>>12541828Holstaurus. Always.
>>12541901There was a series of greentexts with Polt doing adorable things. I should have saved it.
>>12541868HOW DOES LALA HAVE VOTES, SHE IS ALMOST A NON CHARACTER
>>12541921Chuuni is moe.
>>12541906>inb4 Port vanity plates
>>12541925Vanity plates?!?
>>12541849I could lose myself in that eye of hers.
>>12541845>no SuuCan we riot now?
>>12541927Sorry. Simpsons joke.>We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: We are sold out of Bort license plates.
>>12541928>lose myselfIs that an eumphemism for ejaculation?
>>12541931BORT LICENSE PLATES?!?I got your joke, but you didn't get mine
>>12541932At this point, anything could be a euphemism if your mind is dirty enough. So yeah, let's roll with it.
>>12541932I hope not.
>>12541936I hope so. I'd like to cum in a cyclops' huge, beautiful eye.
>>12541939but then she couldn't shoot her rifle at the Pig Orc holding the store hostage
>>12541941She can become my doting housewife after my jizz ruins her eyesight.
>>12541941It's okay, I'd make sure to lay her back and give her eyedrops while holding her hand
>>12541942>ruin her eyesightyou are a bad person
>>12541947I'd give her megane
>>12541946>holding her handHidoi.
if you like cyclops, have thisWarning, not all of the 200+ pics are female, you are warnedhttp://exhentai.org/g/642656/8855fd4017/
>>12541109miko/priestess holstaurusbreasts barely contained in the uniform
>Cyclops girls getting more loveAw yes. Anyone got a story involving them? I'm in the mood to read something.
>>12541952Holding hands is a wonderful thing. Especially during a long walk together.It felt good. Very good.
>>12541952What the hell anon, spoiler that shit.
>>12541109sea bishop pirate please and thank you!
there is a real live janitor deleting off-topic conversations in this off-topic thread
>>12541963>Sea BishopDamn, I forgot she existed. What exactly is she a bishop of?
>>12541973Poseidon!
>>12541976>I want you to suffer, Odysseus!Hmm.
>>12541976>>12541977Now I want a Circe that turns people into Pig Girls instead of Pigs
deeeeed
>>12541983>P'Orc Girls>I WAS ONCE A MAN!Jesus Christ, how hot. If you're into that sort of thing.
>>12541983>Pig GirlsAren't those just Orcs?
>>12541987Yes. A story about a man and his ghost Elf buddy taking over an army P'Orc girls when?
>>12541987green orcs are the best orcs.
>>12541991But Orcs get stronger when red, and do Chaos Damage.
In continuing the awkward Ushi from yesterday..."Okay he hasn't seen you yet. Time to practice. You're just going to say 'Hi' and give him your number. You're not going to hug him or nuzzle him or rap..."Fia shook her head and readjusted her seal. The object of her affection was not four feet below her on the street, minding his own business. Ever since the last time she had "run into him," she could think of nothing else. It was driving her mad. Any other Ushi Oni might have gladly submitted to her instincts, but not Fia.The man below paused outside of a cafe, eyeing the placard outside rather disinterestedly. No one else, monster or otherwise, was within twenty feet of him. It was the perfect time to actually introduce herself.Fia hopped down from the rooftop and landed not five feet from him. Though her legs and body easily absorbed the impact, the concrete sidewalk was not so lucky. As for the human, he was sent reeling backwards with a cry. Without thinking, Fia rushed forward and grabbed him.A moment of silence passed. Then she realized she was hugging him again."Oh god I did it again. And now he looks scared! Umm... ummm..." Muttering to herself, Fia awkwardly placed the man down and brushed him off. He stared at her with confusion and apprehension as her nervousness grew.She opened her mouth, closed it once, then finally squeaked out, "UmHiI'mFiaandyou'rereallycuteandhere'smynumber."Before the man could respond, she thrust the pink slip of paper against his chest and sprinted off in the other direction. Only to run into a melon stand shortly down the sidewalk.
>>12541996>not four feet below>not five feet from himThese two phrases were too similar to be used within such a small distance from each other, it felt repetitive.
>>12542001Nigga I'm too busy cleaning up the spaghetti to proofread it thoroughly.Was it fine otherwise?
>>12541955Gonna have to second this even though I know he wont do it.
>>12541996Based. I'm liking it. Her name has a nice ring to it, too.
>>12542003Yes.>>12542005We're getting very religious as of late.
>>12542008Its good, these people need some Hathor in their lives.
>>12542009B-but Lich Magitek has objectively proven that gods are not real!*tips bonnet*
>>12542009Hathorites and Deruella's Witnesses public debate when?
>>12542011And who do you think created that magic in the first place? Check mate atheists.>>12542012Deruella's witnesses would probably just be having sex the entire time.
Where is punaladin?Lich story fucking where?
>>12542012>with an atheist gamer Gazer>animist Elf>shota squire trying to impress his paladin superiorsIt would be great.
>>12542019>Deruella's witnesses would probably just be having sex the entire time.They state their position very clearly.
>>12541996I am interested in this story.Please, continue
>>12542024Don't forget agnostic Oomukade.>I'm sorry, I don't know!>Miss, we were just asking if you'd like some mineral water>I can't possibly know that with absolute certainty!
>>12542036>I only drink Dr. Peper
>>12542040And Diet Dr. Pepper. Somebody do this already.
>>12542042Things we need done:Holstaurus in a Miko/priestess uniform/fit/ anon with his short Minotaur wife and family looking aggressive as fuck with a crooked picture of Hathor in the backgroundOur PantheonA public debate between Hathorites, Deruella's witnesses, atheist Gazers, animist Elves, Paladins, and agnostic Oomukade.
>>12542052And giving crack to Mari's cat. You can't forget that either lest the reckoning comes.
>>12541996Monitoring for cute Ushi doing cute things.I spend too much time on 4chan, I almost baneposted my dentist today when she said the work she did might be extremely painful.
>>12542052You left out Mantis Shrimp Girl (Genos) and Pistol Shrimp Girl (Saitama) posing heroically.
>>12542052How a drawing of /mgg/'s Pantheon taking a family picture together along with Pantheon himself making a cameo?
>>12542061Made me chuckle.
>>12542063Pantheon isn't a person.
>>12542062You know, I considered taking a shot at this just to shut you up but the shrimps were too abominable to have a good look at. They don't have MG designs yet, do they?
>>12542061You think that's bad? I got my 56 year old father to talk about fluffy tails whenever he sees foxes and make the Den Den Mushi noise from One Piece his ringtone.>>12542063But we still don't have a proper Pantheon. We need more deities.
>>12542067It was a reference
>>12542069No they don't. And beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.
>>12542061Don't worry anon, she's already monitoring you and sweating profusely.
>>12542071If the drawfag who does it also plays then yeah I guess but I don't think enough people here play, myself included, to really get it.
Would you shotgun marry a succubutt after impregnating her?http://exhentai.org/s/25d7fb90fe/744046-16
>>12542077>Ushi-Oni sweats>her fluffy spider bits get all mattedTime for a comb-over miss.
>>12541996>Shy Ushi-Oni>HugsI don't believe this monster girl propaganda.
>>12542070I would like to nominate Skadi as a new Pantheon god.
>>12542086Okay, what does Skadi do?
>>12542084And then she meeps and shuts her eyes while you brush her. Her pedipalps wiggle and her body trembles.Moth-chan passes by and takes notes on how to be assertive.
>>12542089>Moth-chan passes by and takes notes on how to be assertiveDamn straight. Also:>pedipalps wiggleIt's so cute when they do that.
>>12542086Who is your God, and what does (s)he do?
>>12542082I'd rather marry a Cyclops with a shotgun and a cute butt.
>>12542104>Cyclops with a shotgun>hillbilly farmer's daughter CyclopsBueno.
>>12542020I'm still about. Things are delaying my writefagging a bit, but Lich chapter 7 will be on the way.
>>12542104>>12542107The Hills Have Eyes.
>>12542088She's a god associated with hunting, skiing, winter, and mountains in Norse mythology. Also the daughter of Thiazi, a giant, who could turn himself into a huge eagle.
Do catgirls lick themselves clean?
>>12541109a lizardgirl wearing a bowler had and a bunny girl outfit like http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/4121/51773/Miku-Magician.jpgSmut or SFW is fine either way!
>>12542110>The Hills Have an Eye.Fixed. Also, someone oughta write this.
>>12542082I would shotgun a succuslut and find a nice girl
>>12542024>Hathor acolyte>uniform has horns on headwear
>>12542112If they don't I will.
>>12542116It was a reference to a movie.
>>12542111Also a terrible webcomic where she's basically a viking wurm in a human body. Skadi is ruined for monstergirlification. NEXT.
>>12542122I know. You can change the exact phrasing when you're doing like a joke thing.
>>12542119I'd wear it.
>>12542111And what advantages does she have against, say, Artemis?>>12542112Yes.
>>12542124Ah yes Skadi, the fleabitten whore raider.
>>12542108Gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
>>12542135T-thanks Obama!
Reminder that bunnygirls are hardcore stone cold killas.
>>12542135>tumbler hairNo thank you.
>>12542146I don't remember that page.
>>12542151New chapter.
>>12542146Monty Python was right, again.
>>12542128Not being a grape-eating, wine-drinking Greek pansy?
>>12542146>Fast light footmen with short weapons>Winning in open field battle against the Roman war machine that specialized in mowing that downThis is some grade-A bullshit.
>>12541385>reverse image search>no results>manually search danbooru>no matchesOkay.
>>12542155I'd take that over>>12542135 any day of the week.
>>12542146This LOOKS neat, but is it?
>>12542155>Muh mead>Muh snowI know it sucks up there in the subarctic taiga, but don't lash out at superior grape wine.
>>12542157>But Rome collapsed so dat means dey suckPeople rarely actually research anything before they make stuff like this, there's no use getting angry over Japan's zero knowledge of anything military.
>>12542163Blame tumblr, they have a knack for ruining everything they can. Just look at what they do to regular monstergirls anyway.
>>12542158http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1179408
>>12542169It's got a Monster girl red light district cowering at an earthquake. and a bunny girl getting fucked rough by a prince. and 900+ year old battle loli who wrecks shit. Also a cute elf, sometimes seen in people clothes.
>>12542169It has guns, violence, monstergirls, a bro, easygoing MC, and the JSDF fighing giant fire dragons with RPGs. What do you think?
>>12542171Say what you will about mead, but don't you go insulting snow, winter, skiing, and all that good shit.
>>12542175Thank you, kind soul.
>>12542169Only if you like JAPAN STRONK and YAMATO DAMASHII, with a strong dose of POLITICS
>>12542176>>12542179So... yes?>>12542180>skiingSkiing fucking sucks ass, I was forced to do it as a kid and I went to great lengths to avoid in the army, and I did so successfully. Winter and snow are good, but skiing is shit. SHIT!
>>12542183Yes, read it.
>>12542089>Moth-chan passes by and takes notes on how to be assertive."She's so brave to be brushed like that. I wish I had a boy to just pat my head...TZICH"
>>12542183It's more or less a fact that if you like skiing, you're mentally insane.
>>12542183>>12542180Snow is based as fuck but snowboarding > skiing
>>12542182>POLITICSLike LOGH?>>12542185But I just started Ravages of Time, should this take priority? >>12542186>spontaneous TZICH when under duressHEAL HER.
>>12542189I'd like to see a Jötunn skiing or snowboarding.
>>12542180I'd get pneumonia and die in the cold. I can only live happily in the blistering heat. Genetics gave me great heat adaptation and shit cold adaptation. So yeah. Keep everything up there all to yourself. You're welcome to it.
>>12542183>Cross country skiingYes, agree with you there. Shit sucks. But don't fucking insult slalom skiing.
>>12542183It's your own fault for french fry'ing when you should have pizza'd. It's not my, or the sports fault, you're a pussy.
>>12542196A SHIT DARSH! A SHIT!
>>12542191no it shouldn't take priority, it's fun though. if the idea of modern military door gunning the shit out of Roman Legions appeals to you. It appeals to me. In a big way
>>12542146Why is Jietai not linked in the MGC Blogspot yet?
>>12542193But anon, dying of heat stroke is considerably worse than dying of hypothermia! And this is entirely ignoring all the other bullshit you have to put up with in hot countries.
le /a/ monster girl face
>>12542201Then I'll get to it after I've read... 416 more chapters.
>>12542188What, you man it's not normal to strap yourself into two wooden sticks with blades on the edges and throw yourself off cliffs and down a mountain at 60 km/h?
>>12542205sshhhheeeeeiiit.
>>12542193Sweating fucking sucks, and heat only increases fatigue rate in your body.
>>12542207Like I said, I just started.
>>12542070How about a Set? Though we do have too many snakes as it is...Kali is another possibility. The Pantheon doesn't have a War Goddess.
>>12542209I don't even understand all these complaints, in Finland we get temperatures up to +30 Celsius during the summer and down to -30 during the winter, you can die of either.>>12542216I've brought up Kali before, so I'm supporting her now. Isn't she a goddess of destruction rather than war though?
>>12542216Wouldn't Kali start losing business/power once monster girls and humans start to live in co-existance?I mean, she'd be super powerful during the paladin days, but now she would be super bored out of her mind because everyone's all happy and having kids and talking about their lives
Goblin or hobgoblin, /mgg/?
>>12542222It's not about dying, it's about the weather being a bother.
>>12542227Yes.
>>12542222>30 celsiusFucking weakling, that's only 86 F, try 110 F for 10 days straight.
>>12542227No.
>>12542227The middle one.
>>12542203>>12542209You don't get it. Only old men and polar bear people from the north get heat stroke. Everyone else is fine.>>12542209>Shivering>Numb extremitiesNot a million times worse for you than being warm.And working outside in the heat with a decent breeze means there's not sweat pouring off you anyway. Because it's doing its job and evaporating to keep you cool.But neither of you guys get it. Being genetically attuned to the heat means you have a lower core temperature and lower blood pressure than coldlanders. You need the heat to bring you up to snuff. Keeping your house at 80 degrees Fahrenheit is nice and cool while 60 degrees or even 65 is fucking freezing.
>>12542233Hey, I find everything above 15 unbearably hot. If it was up to me, it would always be -2 degrees.
>>12542222>>12542226Kali would have to be held in check by another Goddess diametrically opposite of her, or else held in check by the entire Pantheon. Also, just because things aren't peaceful, doesn't mean she won't stop trying to stir things up a bit. Can't have those peaceful gods getting all complacent now can we?Also a some Diety of Water would be another good idea. If Ra/Ammy is the Sun, Hathor is Earth...that reminds me we also need a Wind Diety too.
>>12542243Nothing is better after a sauna than throwing yourself into the snow outside afterwards.
>>12542243You would not like it in Texas.>>12542247Fucking snow people.
Holy fuck this thread gets a lot of posts, there was probably more new posts in this thread than every other thread on /jp/ combined.
>>12542227Hobgolin
>>12542247The funny thing is my dog learned to do that too.>>12542246>Water DietyTiamat, she was a Dragon and a representative of the primordial sea of chaos.>WindI've got nothing.>>12542252No, I would not like it in Texas. Now respect us, we keep the Snow Elves from wandering South and raping you.
>>12542227http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NwPJo4ysXI>Goblinshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-sREpqDiUo>Slimeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGLNCTvvKQg>ConeheadsFrank Zappa confirmed Monster girl lover, Goblins, slimes, and aliens confirmed, probably robutts too.
>>12542252http://i.imgur.com/qYziX.pngThis just screams for a "Deal with it"
>>12542259>meanwhile in FinlandThe guy to the left isn't even feeling the water.
>>12542255>implying I don't want a snow elf to sexually assault me while complaining about the heat, then I overpower her because I can stand the heat
>>12542255Their snow elves though so they stay in the snow. Also what if I want to rape you?
>>12542227Short stack mang
>>12542264That's not how it works, the ice and the snow and the cold go with them wherever they go.>>12542265A-anon don't say stuff like that, you don't even know I'm that one guy...
>>12542240I was going to argue with you for a second, but then I realized that since I am a snownigger you may be right.
>>12542268By now I can tell, even if you're not I'm going to turn you.
>>12542277>By now I can tellOkay, I give up. Please go easy on me.
>>12542277Is it wrong that I want to dress up a cute boy as a girl and fuck him so many times he alps? If it is, I don't want to be right.
>>12542284>>12542281>>12542277the fuck is this
>>12542284No, that's totally okay.
>>12542281Not a chance.>>12542284No its a normal healthy desire to be such an alpha male that other males turn into girls around you.>>12542289Rape.
>>12542191> Wanting to heal her adorable squeakGranted said squeak is banned by the Geneva Convention due to its heart-attack inducing nature, but still.
>>12542284It's only wrong or gay if you are the alp
>>>/a/ >>>/a/ >>>/a/ @HOLY SHIT WHY IS THIS CROSSBOARD SHIT ALLOWED FAGGOT MODS
>>12542293,1 The best part about this thread is that any of those posts would have gotten me banned immediately.
>>12542268Is there such a thing as a Snow-Alp?>inb4 Charon gives me a geography lesson>>12542290>>12542292>>12542295Good, because I really want to be the faceless guy who makes a trap alp.
>>12542255>TiamatWould she be the mother of the elemental dragons as well?>Wind DietyPerhaps the yet to be decided upon Moon Goddess could also govern the winds as well
>>12542298Its ok because they really want it.
>>12542292>Not a chanceDeep down, I know I deserve it.>>12542301>Moon and WindNah, they need to be separate. Tiamat could be the Dragon Mama, sure.
>tfw no feathered serpent monster girl to worshiphttp://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quetzalcoatl
>>12542313Deep down you really want it.
>>12542318We already made her dude. Don't have the picture on hand but somebody is gonna post it. Probably.
>>12542318> He doesn't know about Quetz
>>12542320Yes sir, I do.Captcha: PLEASANT>>12542325Aye.
>>12542326When did somebody make a profile for her?
>>12542331Pretty much the same time the art came out.
>>12542318>>12542325>>12542326>>12542329Oh, you thought you were gonna feel today, huh? Too fucking bad, m8. You gon get a Quetz whether you want it or not.
More Quetz for the Quetz throne!
>>12542373Gotta sweep all that blood off the pyramid eh?
>>12541675Made her eyes blue this time.http://i.imgur.com/2O1sZag.jpg
>>12542386Her eyes look good but the gems don't.
>>12542386Blue just isn't her color.
>>12542389But Anon, her eyes are the beautiful gems here.
>>12542391>>12542389So keep the blue eyes, get rid of the blue gems?
>>12542393The blue gems were a nice touch, they just don't seem to have been recolored properly.>>12542392Grandpa, pls.
>>12542396I can't seem to edit the gems right.I'll just keep them red, and someone else can change the color.http://i.imgur.com/ncGNFl3.jpgDamn imgur, not letting me save in png format.
>>12542415I think this is fine.
>>12542415Looks better.
In the last thread, I proposed creating a new goddess for the pantheon, one to counter Ammy, some of the other anons and myself came up with a fox woman. goddess of the moonThe general consensus is that she should be an older fox woman, not quite ara ara,but adult, she would have the same fur color as the moon itself (silver), and she always pranks Ammy to try to make her lose her cool. The thread was deleted before we could decide if she should be a single tail or a 9 tail.I also suggested the possibility of adding a Lamia , Dragon, and Cat goddess as well (perhaps Bast?) , what do you guys think of this?
>>12541109I give up, I'm always late to these things.Yandere Werewolf looming over Little Red Riding Shota.
>>12542442>MoonArtemis the Huntress was goddess of the Moon, how about it? She could be an eager Hunting Dog Girl, or a Deer.
>>12542442>BastFund it.
>>12542455>DeerNo. A Hind.And Ammy doesn't even belong in the Pantheon. Ra holds the place of goddess of the sun. She's off in her own Nip place doing Nip god things.
>>12542468>doesn't belong in the pantheonBut Pantheon literally means all gods, so can't they take turns? The one who's not on duty relaxes by doing lewd things.
>>12542477You could also do something with the mythos so there's only one sun god at a time.How did Ra even get in though? Ammy was there first.
Where's my Miia+Mom doujin?
my argument for having it be a fox goddess was that Ammy is part of the Japanese pantheon, and felt we could balance it some by bringing in some goddesses from other pantheons.Remember this is a monster girl pantheon, so we can add whomever we like Bast, a dragon goddess, a lamia goddess , the possibilities are endless
>>12542480People kept pushing her, and .less made a picture which I tidied a little bit to put in the pantheon image.
>>12542477>Not knowing how the pantheons have always been divided into their host cultures even in pop culture>greek >egyptian>norse>etc.Jesus Christ, go watch an old Renaissance Pictures TV show sometime or something. Who really wants a 2hu permanently enshrined in /mgg/ anything anyway? Don't you get enough of that on the rest of this board?
>>12542227Shortstacks are love.
>>12542442I think a Nine tailed fox, but often appears with a single tail (being the trickster that she is) would be good.As>>12542313 and I have been talking, Tiamat would be a good candidate for a Water Diety as well as fill the Dragon slot. I think Set would be a great Lamia, and Bast needs to be a thing!
>>12542487Oh, like the Ammyfags haven't been pushing her for no good reason.
>>12542488>not realizing I was trying to be funny and assuming I'm an idiot>assuming I browse /jp/ outside of /mgg/I don't like you very much.
Actually, that reminds me. Are there any monstergirl Nidhogg images floating around?
>>12542484Miia mom a clonned shit. I really hope other milfs won't be copy and paste bullshit
>>12542494Being a smartass doesn't make you funny, just a smartass. With the general knowledge of anything in these threads being pretty low, you will always be assumed to be an idiot.
>>12542442>>12542442>one to counter AmmyYeah it's called Yami.Other than that, in terms of the moon, there's Kaguya-hime. Foxes aren't moon related at all.
>>12542492that could work, remember these are our goddesses so we need to reach a consensus on them.I am fine with either 9 or single tailed fox, partial to single tail though
>>12542498>He thinks they'll actually have unique character designs.
>>12542442>Dragon goddessPic related.
>>12542502>can't they take turns? The one who's not on duty relaxes by doing lewd thingsThat should be enough. You're the one being a smartass. Don't be one.
>>12542508>We need to reach a consensus>I'm just going to push my own ideas and leave one or two little details to choice and pretend it's communal.This is you, and you need to stop being such a faggot.
>>12542508I hope fox doesn't happen, it really doesn't fit with the moon.>>12542442That description sounds pretty bland and ill-fitting of a 'moon goddess'
Do your part, bully a pharaoh today.
>>12542523Is it bullying either of them if I don't worship them? I'm more than happy being a follower, and hopefully a priest, of Hathor.
>>12542510I don't think he can pull the same shit 3 times.Even for harem standards it's pretty retarded
>>12542513No, that's you trying to be smartass cute.This horrible mismash of gods Mr. Moon Foxtail is pushing is silly anyway. We should just have multiple pantheons based on the various cultures, like KC has been doing. And they can interact and have rivalries and stuff but it won't be this awful goulash of unrelated gods.Either that or go full original and make a new pantheon without them being based at all on existing religions.
I think you guys should wait a little longer before adding new gods.Ammy and Ra are quite new if I'm not wrong, and Bastet came all of sudden.That's my opinion, though.
>>12542508I know, basically I'm just bouncing ideas off of someone else. If other people chime in and express their interest, cool. Can't force things on people if they don't like it.
>>12542498Honestly, as an all-female race, I would't expect their daughters to look too differentAnd she did have a different face somewhat. I could tell it was her unless they went super chibiAnd how could you not want a doujin of them both fucking Darling?
>>12542543>Waa, I tried to show off my superior intellect and nobody is praising me so I'm going to be an asshole!Now THAT is cute. I'm going to stop replying to you now, I hope you do the same.>>12542542And yet, he most certainly will.
>>12542553I'm almost certain you're that same guy who made a big deal about whether what you said is taken as a joke or not the other day. You'd avoid a lot of problems if you would just learn you're not funny.
>>12542544Agreed. Although Ammy has been around, Ra and Hathor are pretty recent.Let's just slow it down for a bit.
>>12542559Even bad jokes can be told apart from someone being serious anon.
Uh Oh! Your mosnter girl daughteru has become an anti-social, she doesn't want to rape, meet or even talk to human boys. She just wants to stay home and play her VNs about human boys and complains about 3DHD on 7Chun
>>12542567Abduct a shota and lock him in her room with her.
>>12542566Not in these threads. You'd think what happens after a little friendly paladin posting would have taught you that.
>>12542574>friendly paladin postingNo such thing. It's all just edge.
>>12542578Point proven
>>12542580No, see, that wasn't serious either. I think you're the one who's bad at this.
>>12542567Truly my genes have an influence in this development
>>12542586>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>12542586>Trying to pretend people really don't hold opinions this bad in this very threadWho can tell who is who? Could just be some guy that saw that post and responded because there's dozens of posts just like that only a few threads ago.That's being anonymous, and why expecting anyone to take post retardation at anything but face value is not the norm. Expecting people not to is retarded.
>>12542567Give her the D
>>12542546i agree, the consensus at the time of the last thread was fox woman , not sure where >>12542519got his anal problems fromthese were simply ideas thrown out to expand, not OMG we got a new goddess >>12542519srsly stop being a douche
>>12542567sounds like a chip off the old block. Proud of her.
>>12542595That's not really applicable here. I think you're offended about something. Here's a Fox, let's call it off before you start calling me a faggot or something.
>>12542600Stop typing like a faggot.
>>12542536Would Hathor's priests be healthy as well, or would they be /fit/?
>>12542567Find a guy who share her hobbies. Take him home.
>>12542603Except it is because its pretty close to what he said. I haven't even been paying attention to what was going on but that post was just dumb.
Do you think blind people have guide werewolfus in the MG universe?I wonder sometimes what happens to them on the full moon.
>>12542600>You and one other guy said "I love fluffy">It was a concensus guysStop. Please. I'm dying over here.
>>12542567I drop her off at a male strip club with a wad of 100s. If that doesn't work, ain't gonna dick the daughteru
>>12542610They still have dogs I suppose.
>>12542607Health only applies to women. We'd be however we are, could be average could be fit. Depends on the individual.
>>12542603She's a sun goddess too, no? Like she has a relation with Amaterasu. Amaterasu is the basis for her NP after all.
This thread has turned into shit, what the hell guys?
>>12542600I have to agree, the whole point of these discussions is to decide what types of goddess if any to add to the current pantheon, and just because 1 person makes a suggestion about a fox goddess doesn't make him forcing ideas on people
>>12542567I don't even blame her, I'm the same way. Wait, how did I even get a daughteru in the first place?Well whatever, just something for us to bond over.
>>12542617Stop injecting your perfectly grounded logic into my ill-thought out, sexually inspired fantasies, goddamnit.
>>12542623Best girl right there.
>>12542623Stupid people.
>>12542627>how did I get a daughteruShe was abandoned on the street and you felt lonely, so you took her in.
>>12542623By Hathor's bust, that health is delicious
>>12542635she doesn't look that monstery, honestly
>>12542607Would being Hathor's follower grant you strong, healthy bones by drinking the milk she blesses? You could do all the heavy lifting for her when she needs help with something that requires bodywork, not to mention that it'd feel good to have your bone structure be strong enough to render you literally unbreakable.
>>12542639I don't even think she's a monster.Still a nice picture though.
>>12542623>Religious discussion>Plus waifu discussionWhat could go wrong?
>>12542543>We should just have multiple pantheons based on the various cultures, like KC has been doing.I like this idea. Personally I'm stunned we don't have more weeb and Norse gods mixed in yet, so a pantheon of badass Norse gods and another of whatever Moon gods we pull out of our asses might be neat.>>12542618Doesn't it seem a little contradictory for a goddess to promote a certain body type (possibly for fertility) in women but have no care for the body shape of men? Even though a certain baody shape should result in more fertility? But then again, >religion.
>>12542642>unbreakableWould you become a superhero?
>>12542646Not quite the superman, just have a fucklot of endurance.
>>12542646rofl, now i wonder what kind of MG superheros there would be
>>12542642>your bone structure be strong enough to render you literally unbreakable.And Hathor's followers are now the number one choice of husbands for oni, ushi oni and amazons. Rejoice.
>>12542642But of course, lots of Holstaurus milk everyday makes your bones stronger.
>>12542629Never.
>>12542642>Working directly for Hathor>Not working for one of the earthly busty Daughters of HathorKnow your place mortal, or the priestesses shall not lay with you tonight.
>>12542646Would I become the last good Shamalamaman movie, with Sam Jackson in playing a wheelchair-bound comic collector?
>>12542650So I take it you never saw Unbreakable?
>>12542645Then they'd probably be fit. At least Holstaurus milk cures ailments and makes your bones stronger, so I'd assume it makes you healthier and stronger so yeah fit.
>>12542663It was a good flick.
>>12542664Nah
>>12542663Goddamn I need to watch that again. "The kids used to call me Mr. Glass."
>>12542654So long as they are HEALTHy.
>>12542663Yes, exactly. But water wouldn't harm you.>>12542669Go watch it, it was actually good.
>People still believe in Hathor and a Pantheon of goddessesI really hope you guys aren't this delusion. There's no such thing as higher powers.inb4 someone cites the Penis Argument, in which because the male penis fits perfectly in a Succubi's hand, this was intentional and thus reason to why goddesses exist
>>12542663I need to re-watch that movie
>>12542610>>12542629What if the wolfgirl is the trainer of those dogs.
>>12542645>Not knowing of Anon, the Faceless One>Patron god of single men and male sexualityHe knows what the ladies like.
>>12542676>fedora tipping intensifies
>>12542676bonnettipper pls go
>>12542676*tips paladin helmet*
>>12542676But how could "evolution" ever create the tailpussy? How did a Manticore modify their pussy to fit their husbands tastes before the tailpussy existed? Checkmate, atheist.
>>12542688>not *tips mitre* or *tips cross helm*
>>12542679>she trains the dogs to "guide" blind men to her own home where she has her way with them.Genius.
>>12542676I want to make daughterus with a lesser Goddess.
>>12542683>>12542687>>12542688>>12542690Just remember that real Human Boys aren't going to be interested in fucking a bimbo who still believes some magical monster girls sit on clouds all day and control every part of your lifeThey'll want smart intelligent monster girls who understand basic logic and don't believe 2000 year old myths
>>12542690Truly, our god(s) is/are an awesome god(s)
So we /jp/ now huh
>>12542706Bonnet-tipper Lizardman is fucking stupid and I hate it.
>>12542693*teleports behind you and unsheathes blessed longsword*IN THE NAME OF THE CHIEF GOD AND THE ORDER OF THE PALADINS, I DEMAND YOU BACK THE FUCK OFF??!!
>>12542710You're a bit slow, anon.
>>12542706[TIPPING INTENSIFIES]
>>12542706Oh, they want girls like Agnostic Oomukade and Atheist Gazer who don't even have objective moral values? If there are no gods, who's to say NTR is shit? You might as well like NTR if you don't believe in the gods!
>>12542710>nowYou mean for 2 months already?
>>12542718Been away for awhile
>>12542711HE HATES IT!
>>12542728Fuck you.
>>12540725>>12540768Hey man you going to do more with these sketches you did?>Ryu business woman story when?
>>12542728I hate that and it.
>>12542728>>12542730Oh my fuck, here we go again.
>>12542706>implying human boys don't want a domineering girl to hunt them down and rip their clothes off, savagely taking them in the park and then cuddling afterwards
>>12542731She works hard for the money, so you better treat her well~>>12542735Matriarchy, check your privilege.
>>12542728fuck you
>>12542637I just realized she's probably a bitter shut-in because of me. I'm a bad father.
>>12542740Not my fault boys like it rough
>>12542742No, you raised her as your own, and that's all we ask of you. It's not like Kiki wasn't best Zetsubou girl anyway...
>>12542735Not cool, Human Boys are equal to Monster Girls and should be treated as such. You don't 'rape' human boys. And unless you're some two bit whore, you don't fuck every human boy you see.Human Boys should be treated just like you would any other monster boy.
>>12542746Most of those will probably Alp though.>>12542753>monster boyCat boys are for molesting, so human boys are too!
>>12542753>That last sentenceScream fire in a crowded theater why don't you?
>>12542753>Equalbetamax pls>Two bit whoreit's not whoring if it's the same boy over and over again.
>>12542753Here we go again
>>12542752>No, you raised her as your own, and that's all we ask of you.I don't know about any of you, but I'm pretty sure that if I ever raised a child in real life, they'd wind depressed and drinking at some point in their life.So basically me, but prettier.
>>12542765>but prettierThere you go, she turned out better than you, you did a great job.
>>12542753>>12542758Not this shit again.
>>12542753>Monster boysNot this shit again.>>/out/
>>12542731I get asked this a lot and my answer has been no so far. To be honest I'd rather just draw something new.
>>12542753>She doesn't know humanboys are all slutsYou treat a slut like a slut. If you don't, they start thinking they an push you around because you have "monstergirl privilege"
>>12542778>something newLike what? A Wurm and a Werewolf building a snowman?
>>12542770Oh, thank god. Now I can continue being deathly afraid of any sort of responsibility in life.
>>12542778Okay, but it would be awesome if you couldThe holstaurus sleeping one nearly killed me.
>>12542778>something newAggressive rape.
>>12542787>someone else actually remembers my wurm and werewolf thingNow it HAS to be drawn.
>>12542787How is that new when it's at least the fourth time I've seen it requested?
>>12542789>being deathly afraid of any sort of responsibilityCheer up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQPlFLtWDwM
>>12542801It's new because it hasn't been drawn yet, and it will stay new until after it's drawn.
>>12542778>newhttp://i.imgur.com/5gdJiIZ.jpg with weresheep and chupa-chan?
>>12542753>putting boy pussy on a pedestal *tips bonnet*
>>12542778how about a loli dullahan carving pumpkins?There's nowhere near enough seasonal monstergirl images that aren't christmas
>>12542778Monorus? You're alive here?I've always wanted to ask if you can draw a cute fennec fox girl happily eating a cheeto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD8j2IP1P_U
To be honest, if I had a monster daughteru I'd probably spoil her (within my meager monetary means). It'd be kind of like what I do with my dog right now.
>>12542826You dick the dogeru?
>>12542259>Yuki-onna and [other monster girl like Yeti or Glacies]
>>12542607I would think that the priestesses would be rather healthy, not sure about the Priests. Perhaps they perform more of a bodyguard role?>Wandering Priestess of Hathor and her well muscled Guardian story
>>12542816That's cute as fuck.
>>12542778Here's something new: an anon, an Alp and a Snow Elf in an igloo, sharing body heat.
>>12542830I don't tell other people what to do with their daughterus, but I'm not of the dicking persuasion, myself. Still, you made me laugh. Thank you.
>>12542830That's bestiality, anon.
>>12542826I probably would too. Even though I've been brought up pampered and it's turned me into a lazy piece of shit, I think there's some times where I'd just give in and do whatever to see her happy.>>12542830Please no, you're reminding me of that sick shit who brought his dog halfway to death when he kept it in his room and fucked it repeatedly.
>>12542837>escorting a new initiate of Hathor's - a young, humble holstaurus girl clad in traditional maiden garb>end up becoming emotionally close yet not having an illicit relationship
>>12542849>Please no, you're reminding me of that sick shit who brought his dog halfway to death when he kept it in his room and fucked it repeatedly.LewdSource?
>>12542778shrine maiden Holstaurus?
>>12542851is there handholding and blushing involved, maybe indirect kisses on a shared holst milk bottle?
>>12542849Wait, what.Can I get some details on this?
>>12542862>>12542857Jesus fuck, guys
>>12542862Furries are horrible animal abusers. The end.
>>12542860No kisses, or blushing.Handholding is ultra lewd, and she's a pure maiden, and it's about as worse as sex before marriage in the church of Hathor
>>12542866When you mention shit like that, you're bound to get curious.
>>12542836>Yuki-onna manager of a Nordic Ice hotelhttp://energismart.elektroskandia.se/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Icebar_Stockholm1.jpg
>>12542862This person kept his dog malnourished and severely injured while he was raping it. Sent a video of it to his friend, so the friend flips the fuck out, being a reasonable person. He goes over to the dogfucker's home, opens the mother's eyes to the reality of the situation, and then... I can't remember what.>>12542857If you want to google "story about dog fucker" then be my guest. I don't have any direct links, and I'm probably on enough internet watchlists as it is already.
>>12542873If I had any waifu with ice powers, that's what I'd do.
>>12542873>Yukionna in professional server clothes>black jacket, blouse, and perfect-fit dress pants and shoes, or a skirt at the perfect length to show some legs yet remain decentYES
>>12542871so breastfeeding is still cool, right? What if breastfeeding while handholding?
>>12542873>you will never travel to one of these and slam shots and eat delicious food with monster girl hostesses
>>12542886No breastfeeding either.I can get behind a bottle, sure, but not from the source.Remember, Hathor knows and is watching you and her.
>>12542851>Sitting around a campfire, sharing stories of how they became a follower of Hathor
>>12542892b-but our love!
>>12542886Them some lewd ideas, anon.I like it.
>>12542778It feels kind of wrong for me to request something from you now that you tell us that you want to draw something "new".Though I'd suggest a Yeti puffing her cheeks in mild frustration as she tries her best to properly use a keyboard, and failing cutely because her big puffy paws keep pressing multiple buttons at once by accident.>"Computers are silly things anyways!"
>>12542896interlocked fingers, while breastfeeding, and the holst kisses the top of your head
>>12542895If you really love her, you'll marry her. No premarital breastfeeding!
>>12542880now that sounds WIN!
>>12542897I literally had thought of the same kind of style of situation today, only it was a dragon trying and failing to use a smartphone due to her big, sharp, meaty claws
>>12542920>WIN!
>>12542924I think they have pens and styluses with a capacitive nib for that, now.
>>12542837>>12542851>Wandering Priestess of Hathor and her well muscled Guardian story>He acts more like an older brother rather than a Guardian, having to keep an eye on her all the time or else she'll just start wandering by herself to Hathor knows where>Has to remind her to be careful on a daily basis or else her naivety gets the better of her>She always shows her gratitute for his concern with hugs, often smothering him with her healthy, blessed bust>Despite telling her that it's not very advisable to get too friendly with a mere guardian such as him, she completely disregards this idea, saying that he's irreplaceable to herI can already feel the heart attacks coming. Where are my defibrillators?
>>12542873This >>12542880plus roaming Yetis to keep you warm would be a nice place to visit
>>12542932Even so, do you you think she'd be able to use one correctly? I just see a lot of frustration and broken styluses with her>"Stupid humans! Why can't they EVER make something Dragon sized?"
>>12542931win!
>>12542937This sounds like it would be a nice set up for an episodic story where they wander from one interesting place to another and banter hilariously with the people they travel with.>>12542939>I shall hunt down the manufacturers and claim their virgins sons for my hoard!
>>12540298Is it even possible to dick the Goderu?Aren't they above earthly pleasures like sex?
>>12542937What would the purpose of her travels be?And is the guy a parto f the church or a very trustworthy sellsword?
>>12542939what if the dragon believes my dick is dragon sized?W-will I get hoarded?
>>12542939In the end, she settles for just grabbing Anon's hand and using his fingers to poke at the screen.>>12542951It might not be possible, but people here sure as hell can fantasise about it.
>>12542920>>12542946This is what happens when you learn english from /s4s/.
>>12542939>"Stupid Humans"Speaking of which, would you guys be willing to date a Monster Girl who hated humans, with the sole exception of you?
>>12542959lewd.
>>12542951Educate yourself, gods need sex just like mortals do.>>12542961Yes.
>>12542957Silly anon, all dicks are dragon sized to them
>>12542964The using Anon's hands, or the fantasising about god sex?
>>12542967using anon's hands>>12542968uh oh.
>>12542968But then what's in the Big Box of Dragon Dildos?
>>12542972
>>12542977I'm going to assume it wasn't the diamonds from Reservoir Dogs then.
>>12542972>Implying classy waifus shop at goodhuman.com
>>12542972what if dildos that dragons use are all shota sized?
>>12542985>>12542987
>>12542990I'd be in her hoard of human dildos
>>12542987What if the box has a shota inside?
>>12542990>Jabberwock Waifu comes home one day carrying a big box>"What's in it honey?">"I don't know, but it's for you!">She puts the box in front of you and walks away>You remove the tape and open to find tons of bubble wrap, packaging peanuts, and finally inside another box>You open this box to more bubble wrap, packaging peanuts, and another slightly smaller box>This continues>More boxes>You have no idea how there are so many boxes in here>30 minutes later you open a jewlery box sized box to find a really folded up envelope>You open this envelope and find inside a tiny folded up piece of paper>You have to squint to read it>"Surprise!">Suddenly get tackled from behind as Jabberwock Waifu begins her tender loving femdom>Fucking Wonderland Waifus
>>12543003then I hope she put some air holes in there
>>12543003>ordering a shota onlineSuch is life in Monster Girl Land.
>>12543003>OVER 20 POUNDS OF SHOTA AND ASS
>>12542938>monster girl based on a creature that lives in constantly cold climates>barely covered by fur to keep her warmFace it, Thomas's yeti girl is better.
>>12542953The Guardian could be a once-homeless man who used to live off of stealing what he needed to survive, being saved by a naive and friendly follower of Hathor, who finds him lying on the ground on the brink of death after being caught and beat up by the citizens of the unfair town he used to live in. She'd save his life with the blessed milk of healing (straight from the tap, perhaps?) and stay by his side until he has enough energy to get on his feet.He'd swear loyalty to her and become her Guardian as to express his gratitute, telling her he owes her his life. They'd travel long distances together, saving the weak from the unfair grasp of despair, persuading them into becoming acolytes of Hathor.Of course not all of them would be trustworhy people, some would try to separate them, putting their lives in jeopardy, and that's where the Guardian with his HEALTHOR BLESSED, MILK POWERED INDESTRUCTABLE BONES comes into play.
>>12543015Magic, ain't gotta explain shit.
>>12542892She's a goddess of fertility anon, what the fuck are you doing not trying to make babies?
>>12543008>she had to wait for you to read while staying in stealth mode without giggling>>12543017I'd rather him be a grizzled veteran who got sick of it all and sought salvation at a temple. After living there a few years the new girl becomes an initiate and the High Priestess gives him the chance at redemption he's been seeking, making him her Guardian.
>>12543017I think not saved by her or at all, rather ends up at wherever they're at, and maybe told to go with her?
>>12543023Your idea does sound more interesting than mine.
>>12542970What if the dragon wants to plan a date out somewhere, but she can't make a reservation online?..."Husband, come here.""What is it? Oh, you want to look something up? You know, I could always just go and search it my-""Give me your hand.""Yeah, sure, here. Careful with the finger, okay?""I am always careful. I'll be more gentle this time, love.""Hmm?""Close your eyes.""What?""Close them. No peeking."The Dragon then carefully uses her husband's hand to plan her date with him, closing her wings around his head when she suspects that he might be trying to sneak a look at the screen, only freeing him when she's planned every reservation, trip and thing to see right down to the minute, for as fulfilling a date as possible."You may open your eyes again."The dragon looks down at her husband, craning his head upwards to match her icy stare."Did you find what you were looking for?""Yes. My hunger for knowledge is sated, for now.""Great. I'll be in the other room if you need anything.""Of course. You have such loving hands, husband.""What's that?""I said that I would perhaps fare better with an iPad."
>>12543030This is why I prefer Dragons having regular lizardgirl hands instead of fuckhuge claws. Because it may be cute initially to have to do stuff for your dragon waifu, but eventually it just gets annoying.
>>12543038Why not just buy her a dragon-sized mouse? Or one of those special syluses that can be used on iPad screens?
Medusa Is best girlprove me wrong
>>12543038>Helping your monster waifu with things gets annoyingA tad bit, perhaps, but remember: A real man cares not only about himself but also takes care of others whenever he's needed. I'm sure you'd like to be the man your waifu could always look up to, wouldn't you, mang?
>>12543046>prove me wrongShirohebi exists.
you guys wouldn't comfort a drunk oni would you?
>>12543030Oh god, her and others with big, meaty claws/paws would absolutely HATE auto-correct>"Hubby, come home now">"omw right now. Why, what's up?">"I want to duck!">"Damn it no, I meant I'm hungy">"*HORNY. I'm HORNY damn it. I hate this ducking phone.">"...okay, I'll pick up some peking duck on my way back, honey!">"Duck you. Duck you so, so hard when you get home."
>>12543038There's a few specific advantages that larger claws have, but they do mostly boil down to main strength and those cutting claws in the end. In a society like ours where we rely so much on fine finger movement for even the most daily of things, it might get a bit tricky. I don't think that a monstergirl would have the sort of retard strength that results in breaking anything weaker than steel the moment their attention strays from it, though. I mean, I can snap a regular pencil with my thumb and any two fingers, but you don't see me sitting in a pile of wood and graphite on those days where I'm a bit angrier than usual.Sure, they might need to adapt for some things, but I don't think it'd be to the point where they needed to rely on someone else to merely function in society.
>>12543057I want to comfort that specific oni the most, anon
>>12543057I would.
>>12543057I would give her the hug.And the D. of course.
>>12543057Eh, why not?
>>12543072After all, what's the worst thing that could happen?
>>12543063I'm not so convinced. Just looking at the Dragon's profile picture her claws/hands look to be about as big as her head. Can you honestly imagining going through life with hands as big as your entire head?
>>12543076See, you just jinxed it. You just opened the gates of hell. Now something bad is going to happen
>>12543057I would>>12543063Jinkos are one of my favourite, she has big paws so I would help her for sure.It could be even fun.
>>12543079Oh, I was counting on that. I feed on your misery after all.
>>12543089I hope it backfires on you
>>12543089>I feed on your misery after allMordekaiser pls
>>12543062Nowadays they could just use speech to text. That would result in similar spelling mistakes AND dragon waifus yelling at phones.
>>12543096Somebody has to feast on the misery, Anon. Otherwise it all piles up and drowns out the good in life. And someone needs to invoke sadness to make the happiness that much more special.
>>12543103Oh god>Every crowded public place like a mall has monster girls with big hands yelling incredibly lewd things into their phones.
>>12543103>Speech textThey could always just do the old fashion thing and call
>>12543062>>12543103>>12543115>Texting instead of actually callingMonstergirls love you more than that. They'd want to hear your voice. Texting is for mass communication and times when you can't talk.
>>12543122>Using phones to make phone callsGrandpa? Phones are for texting and email.
>>12543122>>12543126>Using a phone to make callsThe fuck is this the 30s?
>>12543046I agree.>>12537179
>>12543127>>12543130Unrelated, but I hate when I date a girl who actually behaves that way.
>>12543130>Calling someone instead of using long-range telepathic instant messagingThe fuck is this? The 2000's?
>>12543062>I'm hungy
>>12543127>Using a phone to communicate with your waifu>Not writing her a letter of the most beautiful prose complimenting her, then sealing the letter with your own personal stamp, and sending the letter to her via carrier harpy.
>>12543135This is why you stay away from the 3D world anon.>>12543139>Using telepathic communication instead of teleporting to their locationWhat is this the 2050s?
>>12543143Carrier harpies are even more unreliable than my cell service in the depth of my waifu's cave, and that's saying something. No, if you're gonna send a message and you can't do it electronically it's lich telepathy or bust.
>>12543144>TeleportingWhat kind of silly katana tipping world are you living in?
>>12543143>MFW I still have the old family sealSure it's amethyst glass and not mounted in a ring or anything like a proper intaglio but it's great to see the old tree and family motto imprinted in hot wax on special occasions.
>>12543151KCs world in the future.
>>12543155So kind of like Death Gate but with hotter people to fuck and less well put together.I would read the fuck out of Monstergirl Death Gate.
>>12543151One where I can teleport behind somebody and let out a smirk and say, "Nothing personnel, kiddo."And then both of us laugh at how retarded that sounds and go to get coffee like we planned."
>>12543161Imagine the possibilities of a MG who wants to rape someone.
>>12543161Ha. Indeed.But we can't go get coffee right now, Hathor's looking. She might get upset if she saw us not drinking pure milk in her presenceWhy do I keep thinking that Hathor would hate coffee? Maybe because she thinks it'd "stain" the purity of milk when mixed with it?
>>12543175Eh, coffee isn't that great anyhowI'd rather go for some hot cocoa
>>12543175That ridiculous. We all know Hathor loves White Russians, and how do you think they are made?With coffee liquor of course.
>>12543175Well, coffee's originally a Turkish drink, right? Maybe Hathor's got some beef with the country and their Goddesses?
>>12543181She's upset that turkey makes people sleepy the same way warm milk doesThat was a terrible joke. I'm sorry
>>12543181It's dumb logic anyway. Because then she'd hate anything that you used milk in. Tea, hot chocolate, every baked good known to man, creams and candies.Surely she doesn't give a damn about tainting milk by mixing it in other things, only the quality of milk used. >Drink skimmed milk>Be cast out of her favor
>>12543189>Use powdered milk>She smites you
>>12543189Skimmed milk is water pretending to be milk.
Makes me wonder what's better at putting a person to sleep.A big helping of warm Holst milk, or falling asleep on a bed of weresheep wool.The two together would probably put a person into a coma.
>>12543203"But Hathor, I'm lactose!>She turns you into lactose for not reading the damn book.
>>12543189>Use almond milk>She banishes you to the underworld
>>12543207Don't forget your Dormouse-Tummy pillow.
Dentist guy here, sorry for the blog but I have no one else to tell.Novocaine doesn't affect my teeth, and this was an awful way to find out. After I got home my face started to swell and the pain was unbearable, so she had to yank the tooth and I felt every second of it. Removing the crown, drilling out the nerve, splitting the tooth at the root to pull it out in two pieces. It was legitimately the worst pain I have ever been in and the whole ordeal lasted 3 hours because the tooth did not want to come out. It was absolute agony and I cried.
>>12543205SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF MOO!
>>12543207Sounds like a Nightmare's Easy-Modo Rape Kit
>>12543213you have a pretty shitty dentist.
>>12543213Damn, dude.So it was extremely painful 4u after all.
Hey there!New guy here, who is this artist who did the OP art?
>>12543213Okay.
>>12543189What about semi skimmed?
>>12543211>Use soy milk>Banished to the lowest circle of hell for consuming the evil juice of the bean
>>12543226Lurk more.
>>12543213Ouch.You should replace your teeth with the Jaws teeth from James Bond.Or, if it was a lower tooth, you could replace your whole body below the jaw with a cyborg body.>>12543226He who's name is less than nothing.
>>12543212>How to effectively play dead>Step 1: Get a cup of walk Holstaurus milk>Step 2: Get a dormouse tummy pillow>Step 3: Get a mattress, bedsheets, and blanket entirely made of weresheep wool>Congratulations, you are officially dead but not really>Warning: Time of waking up is uncertain. You may not wake up for a very long time.
>>12543230THOSE WHO DRINK TWO PERCENT SHALL ONLY KNOW TWO PERCENT OF HER LOVE. SO SAYS THE BOOK OF MOO!
>>12543236This reminds me of that SNL Hibernol commercial
>>12543236>Warning: You may not wake up at all.
>>12543213>Not getting the gas>Letting her yank the tooth instead of getting a referral to an endodontist to fix her screwed up root canal on her dimeYou dun fucked up son.
It would seem that I have been banished from /A/ for posting MG pics, and sent off to /JP/
>>12543236I can't help but think of the whole Fake Death pill from MGS3.A N O N _ I S _ A S L E E PT I M E _ P A R A D O X
>>12543243>Anon tries all of this>I mean, what's the worse that could happen?>He does everything and pases out>He finally wakes up>It's the year 2099
>>12543250>/A/>/JP/>Stating ancient news
>>12543250>/A/>/JP/
>>12543213Tooth girl when?
>>12543253Total Rumpelstiltskin waiting to happen.
>>12543258More like:>Cavity Creep girl when?
>>12543224>>12543249It wasn't her fault, she used 9 needles of novocaine, some even directly into the nerve of the tooth. In fact now that it's over with, a good part of the pain is from all the stabbings. My teeth just shrug it off.>>12543225Yes. And I feel like this was karma for nearly making that joke earlier.
>>12543260I think you mean Rip Van Winkle, anon.But a Rumpelstiltskin-style MG story would also be neat
>>12543266Dude. You have serious dental work done beyond cleaning or a filling, you demand the NO2 giggle gas. That's first day stuff. And you should never go straight for extraction unless it's a wisdom tooth crowding the rest of your mouth.This is your dentist, and you fell for it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oMShe just wanted you out the door before you filed malpractice against her.
>>12543236>>12543243Oh god, what if this was all a ruse by a yandere Nightmare so you could be with her dream-form and so she could wet dream you forever and ever
>>12543273You are so right. Brain shorted out on me there for a minute.
You have to travel the land with your MG waifu, what MG is it and what are you roles in the adventure?
>>12543281Sounds like a very effective ployI mean, there's no resistance. Hell, she could even make you think you're actually lifing in a perfect world with her. Or your waifu in this case. Like you're actually living life. When it was all just a super long and elaborate dream.This sounds like a movie I watched
>>12543283A werewolfu.We're on a quest to find the world's best steak served with peppercorn sauce.>>12543293Inception?
>>12543281helloboner.png
>>12543283I don't really have a particular monster waifu, I like many of them. I suppose I'd be a lone wanderer, then.
>>12543279Nah, she wanted to just do a filling but it was right on the nerve and it ended up being an emergency thing. It's really not her fault.She tried to fix it without yanking it too, but I've got super sensitive bitch teeth or something.
>>12543283I like too many MG's to even pick one. I'd probably be a lone wander. Marvel at the scenery and such. Living on the land
>>12543305See the second she fucked up, what she was supposed to do is call an endodontist or oral surgeon to clean up her mess and keep you on gas until they could deal with it. You got shafted bud. You should at least demand the compensation for an implant to replace your tooth. I hope you didn't sign any wavers before you left. Having a bridge the rest of your life blows dude. Don't deal with that.
>>12543283Lone wanderer until I end up meeting with one of my favourite MGs.
>>12543281Yandere Nightmare sounds wonderful.
>>12543318Does it? What about when she becomes unstable and the dream world you're living in starts to literally turn into a nightmare?
Ebola-chan is visiting America now.Are fellow Americans ready to finally be united with their Monster Waifus in the afterlife?Also Ebola-chan is best Disease Monster Girl.
>>12543353>"From now on, you're gonna call me big sister!"
>>12543356no
>>12543356Ebola's a really fucking painful way to go. I'd rather I'd go painlessly before seeing my waifu
>>12543353Literally you would be in a world you have no control over. If something happens in which she doesn't like, she can change it on a whim without your knowingIt really starts crumbling down when you start to question things. Like why everything seems so perfect
>>12543356Be careful what you wish for anon, lest you die a painful death
>>12543368But Anon, you'd be too busy being fucked to care/notice, and considering the circumstances she lured you to sleep in, you not going to wake up anyways
>>12543357Nightmares are cute, and I'd totally do her.
>>12543368And when it's all over, she kneeled by your bedside, as a sobbing, disheveled mess.
>>12543356>tfw not amerifat>can't emrace the love of Ebola-chan;_;
>>12543380she's*English is totally my first language damn it.
>>12543283Cyclops. I'm the front line, and she's my spotter.
>>12543384Goddamn Nurgle Cultists.
>>12543384>TFW born too late to explore Earth>Born too early to explore Space>Born just in time to embrace Ebola-chan
What are some characters that no monster girl could rape?pic related
>>12543406Mary Sues?
>>12543400Few billion people are going to die in the next few years, anon. At least we can enjoy ourselves until then.
>>12543406
>>12543394Indeed. Come to the side of hope. We have chicks.
>>12543406The ones with massive plot armour
>>12543302>>12543308>>12543315So basically "easy target", or "future rape victim no one will miss"
>>12543318>You've been raped in your dreams by the Yandere Nightmare for so long that you became aware of it>One day, while she's out to do something, your Dormouse pillow simply sits up, gets out of the bed and starts sleepwalking to the bathroom, taking the comfy weresheep wool blanket with her>She accidentally pulls you out of the bed along with the blanket without noticing, making you drop flat on the ground>Sometime later, Nightmare comes back, ready to spend another enjoyable night with you>She enters the bedroom you're in, and sees that everything is just as she left it>The Dormouse is also back on her original sleeping position as a pillow, out like a rock>Something is amiss, however>She can't see a single inch of you from where she stands, as the weresheep wool blanket is covering you from head to toe>Intrigued, she slowly approaches the bed as to find out what's going on>Just as she's about to lift the blanket and peek under it, an arm shoots out from under the sheets, grabbing her shoulder>Before she can even proccess what just happened, the blanket suddenly flies into her face, covering her body>Stunned by the sleep magic contained in the blanket's fabric as it envelops her mind and body, she gently falls on the ground>Confused and sleepy, she looks up in bewilderment, wondering what just happened>The last thing she sees is you sitting on the side of the bed, looking down at her>You're wearing a Sleep-Magic-Proof skintight suit and a custom made Mamono-Mana-Resistant gas mask>Staring intently into her dazed eyes, you whisper a single phrase into her ear as she slowly drifts off to the world of dreams:>"Get out of here, Stalker."
>>12543419But I'm a submissive beta.
>>12543419That wasn't cute at all
>>12543419lame
>>12543422This comment got me thinking, what would a submissive alpha be like, if one could exist?
>>12543440Power Bottom.
>>12543440>You call that whipping? This is how you whip.
>Stick a music player onto Suu Roomba and hit play.>Acquire DJ Suumba.
What would be some good names for a Priestess of Hathor? I'm wanting to write something on par to the humor of the tv series Yoshihiko.Maybe have Hathor as inept as Buddha
>>12543406Saitama
>>12543473Suu is useful as fuck.
Would you want your waifu to plump up a little?I don't mean get really fat, just a little bit of pudge, thicken up her thighs a little, etc.
>>12543489Health?
>>12543489Yes. I mean...yes.
>>12543489This is a stupid question, Anon. Of course
>>12543489Hell yes.
>>12543489See, most every man likes healthy and chubby. But whenever I've heard plump used by a fetishfag the last few years, you mean BBW landwhale.And I tell you sir, we'd take out the harpoons and fill our hold with oil in record time.
>>12543489Nah.
What does a Nightmare use her scythe for?
>>12543489Of course, Anon.But I prefer a Jinko leaning to the muscle side.
>>12543502I'm scaroused.
>>12543473>Suu Roomba
>>12543505So she still would have a layer of plush chubbiness, but you could feel her powerful muscles underneath that?I can dig it.
>>1254350210/10 would drink with
>>12543502>Not wanting Chubby Yuugi Booty
>>12543503It's just a symbol of her class, like a witches broom.
>>12543489Would I want an even healthier holst?
>>12543489Fuck off Bob.
>>12543518Bob doesn't do Health, you're thinking of Trader CYOA Anon.
>>12543518Don't associate Bobby-boy with health.
>>12543518>Implying it's not TraderAnonNah but it does kind of sound like one of Bob's "would you _____ a _____" followed by several shitty greentexts on the topic
>>12543517Of course! She has four tummies after all, don't want her to starve
>>12543489She's already right where I want her. A tiny bit more meat on her hips, ass, and thighs couldn't hurt though.
>>12543520Too late. I give it less than an hour before he tries to bring up his stupid kitsune in spats shit again. Or posts the fat piece of shit in udon picture.
>>12543511Yes. I think it would feel better than a full muscle.
>>12543525>>12543526>Too lateIndeed.
>>12543526>I give it less than an hour before he tries to bring up his stupid kitsune in spats shit again.>>12543525 is literally posted before itFUCK OFF BOB.
>>12540672>>12540725>>12542728So we have a roper, a beholder and even a tarrasque. There was talk of a displacer beast earlier on (which someone should draw) and someone even drew a sexy flumph. What classic D&D monsters are left? Purple worms are boring, owlbears are hard to do without getting too furry.The rust monster? Cute feathery antennae on her head, ginger hair, maybe some bug parts. Expensive diet. Would you kiss a girl whose mouth tasted like a bucket of old nails?
>>12543525>>12543526Pfffhahahaha
>>12543525I want to bully a smug foxDick might be included
>>12543518Use it now >>12543525
>>12543525Fuck off Bob.
>>12543532I don't think anyone here has done anything on the yochlol
>>12543532Still working on Red Moon Grick Smut. Will report back later.
>>12543546Awesome.
>>12543502>Alcohol is expensive as fuck in the Nordic>20 bucks for every liter of pure alcohol in 40% liquor>Giving a whole bottle to an Oni here would be the best gift anyone could get one
>>12543519>>12543523Whatever happened to that fag, last time he said he was going come back, then doesn't. He's really going to become Bob at this rate
>>12543551>20 bucks for a liter of 80 proof alcohol>Expensive
>>12543526Which fat piece of shit in udon picture? There are many.
>>12543558750ml of 190 proof is $18 here.
>>12543558I know right? It's 20 bucks for a fifth of most good brands in the states, even the ones produced locally. You can get the bigger ones a little more economically though.
>>1254355820 bucks TAX.It would cost 35 bucks for 1 liter of Absolut.
Kloah please
>>12543563>190 proofJesus, you just drinking everclear? I need something aged and flavored. Too many years of preserving university specimens in pure government alcohol at $3 a gallon. Holy crap would the grad students get smashed on that stuff though, mix it with fruit juice and everything else.
>>12543567Is that the kind of tax because the people in charge hate alcohol or because everyone needs it and they will pay for it even if they complain.
>>12543573I'm a very rare drinker. A bottle will last me a year. Sometimes I just splash a little in cranberry juice or something.
>>12543532Salty pennies. But yes.
>>12543576Hard to say at that point, but around here I know the tax put on booze and tobacco is called the "Sin" taxMakes me wonder how a sin tax would work in MGC at that point
>>12543576It's the kind of tax so we don't drink ourselves to death.We had the worst alcoholic problem in the world in the 1900th.You ether deal with it or you don't drink.
>>12543582>Salty pennies. But yes.You're confusing the taste of blood with rust. Rust tastes more like mud and iron.
>>12543572Yes.
>>12543546>GrickGeshundheit.
>>12543532>rust monsterSo how much do paladins wear under their armour anyway?
>>12543356Ready to become stronger than ever; reside in core of a black obalisk
>>12540725>>12540725>Eye of the Beholder SNES game by her feetMonorus you cheeky bastard.
Would you consider dating a Monster Girl older than you? Greentext about it please.
>>12543610>Yes
how do you guys feel about pregnant monster girls?
>>12543610>Of course
>People hating on healthyplebs pls
>>12543610How old we talking here?Because if she's about thirty or forty years older than maybe not, but if she's like five or ten years older than yeah sure
>>12543616There is not enough of it.Also she should be much larger for a pregnant cat, she has to have at least four kittens in her womb
>>12543619But no one said anything about hating HEALTH
>>12543610>Sure>>12543616Indifferent.
>>12543610>YesI'm hoping i end up with an older monmusu from dating service anon
>>12543619>That landwhale>Healthy>Implying they didn't photoshop out her five extra chins
>>12543613>>12543617>>12543623>>12543624Th-Thanks guys
>>12543616Considering it's where babies come from, I'm fine with it
>>12543619That's not healthy. Not saying I don't like it, but that's not healthy.
>>12543610I want to get proactively dated by a yandere Cake.
>>12543619People hates you Bob, not health.
>>12543616As a fetish, meh. It's not my thing, but I don't mind it.
>>12543616That's kinda poorly done. just looks like someone used the smudge tool or some shit on her stomach.
>>12543616I don't have that fetish but I want daughterus, so pregnancy is welcomed.
>>12543610>That image.I know where that's from. Anyone got her being all protective at the end? It's pretty much the cutest thing.
>Arguing what dick size is bestA true monstergirl loves dick of all sizes especially their husband's dick.
>>12543650
>>12543650Overprotective waifus are the best waifus.
>>12543652But anon, unlike breasts a dick has a direct effect on sexual pleasure. If you have a tiny penis like me, no woman - no matter how horny a MG might be, will ever want you.
>>12543616>You will never fuck a Pregnant Jinko>Her walls having gone from hard to stimulate to plush and soft, caressing your cock and sucking you in deeper with each thrust, as if she's cradling you>You will never release far sooner than you'd trained your body for, and she'll never laugh about how you act like you've never fucked a tiger with cubs>Or any human women for that matter>Months later, after giving birth, your daughterus in their cradle chuffing and sleeping>Your wife straddles your cock, her eyes gleaming with lust as she slides down onto your girth>We're not stopping until we have another litter confirmed>Her parents kind of lost in the moment with watching their grandkids
>>12543610> You will never date a lamia college student while you are still in high school>She will never come down to your school during her time off classes and sit with you at lunch>She will never hug and kiss you in front of your jealous peers
>>12543656>no matter how horny a MG might be, will ever want you.
>>12543656>no matter how horny a MG might be, will ever want you.Explain shotas then.
>>12543666They're attracted to the youthfulness. A grown man with a shota penis is another matter. I guess you might have a shot with a tiny MG like a Baphomet.
>>12543656>you can only pleasure a woman with your dickdon't make excuses anon even doujins know that isn't true
>>12543653Thanks. Not enough vanilla snake love in this thread.
>>12543666Not him, but there's the shotas innocence, and psychological thrill.In that regard, I bet most monstergirls can only get off from their shota husbandos.
>>12543656KC is your friend.
>>12543669>Monster waifu is begging for the D, wants it long and hard>Comply>She asks why you're flopping around on her>Tell you inserted>She just gives you a blank stare then says she just remembered she left the stove on and needs to go homeI suppose there's always this flatchest as well.
>>12543670But Anon, I'm all about lamia love.
>>12543661So unless you like sadistic knife ears you're fucked.
>>12543660>Your Monster Waifu at your high school graduationWould this be an amazing thing or an embarrassing thing? I want a qt3.14 older Lamia girl to embarrass me
>>12543678>Would this be an amazing thing or an embarrassing thing? Both, and I like it.
>>12543678Both, not like it would be an issue
>>12543610The older the better, like fine wine.
>>12543283Waifu is an infamous Oni warlord, I'm the sacrificial groom that some poor village offers her to keep her from wrecking the place and her armies from killing the women and raping the men.I "attend" to her as she travels around continents trying to expand her empire, dealing with the likes of amazonian tribes, cyclopian barbarians and other war-like mgs. Though our relationship starts out as boy toy and master we slowly progress until I can subtly convince her through the power of love to spare more humans/mgs and be more peaceful.>>12543515>chubby xew
>>12543687Eh, there's a limit to how far I'd goLike CC and MILF. Anything passed there and it's spoiled milk
>>12543689Depends on the MG. What if it's a long-lived raced like a Kitsune?
>>12543691True. I forgot about the MG's that can live for long periods of timeI guess it really does depend on the MG
>>12543101What if he's a hot chick with a voice modulator under all that armor? Some kind of darkness monstergirl. You know, like Nocturne.
>>12543696hes been seen barechested
>>12543688If this were a story it would end with her dying heroically in a battle against her arch nemesis blue oni, saving a small village from the blue oni in the process of some kind of redemptionmuch suffering
>Love christmas cakes more than anything>Already 27 and finding still attracted to women older than meLate 30's monster girls where?
>>12543696Pentakill skin says otherwise.
>>12543700>>12543709>Pentakill skin>CanonAs much as i'd love to say otherwise, a guy exploding into dust isn't even remotely something human.
>>12543678>>12543683>>12543685>Waiting in anticipation for your name to be called, you look in the audience and can't see your family>You just assume it's because their seats are angled oddly and you can't see them from your perspective>Though the closer and closer to the stage you get you begin to realize they aren't there>Though in the very corner you see your college student Lamia girlfriend, just barely>Finally, your name is called>As you cross the stage, you look back and see a camera flash come from her seat, followed by her waving her arms up and down trying to make sure she has your attention>You give a shy thumbs up to her from the stage as you grab your diploma>After the ceremony when you walk out, you get nearly tackled by her as she hugs you tightly, your face smooshed into her chest, as she strokes your hair and talks about how proud she is of her cute smart little human boy>Then begins to ask people walking by to take pictures for her of her and you in your graduation robes
>>12543711But he isn't human indeed, anon. He's an undead, and the very first one at that, according to his lore.
>>12543705Drawn or in stories?
>>12543283My dragon waifu is a paladin of Hathor and I'm her glass-cannon backline caster. She tanks and provides some heal support, I melt faces. All of my spells are named after heavy metal songs or albums. We are on the age-old quest of our order; to find the Holy Pastry, the god-forged cookie said to be the only food in existence capable of matching Hathor's milk. When the two are combined they are said to grant miracles: immortality, enlightenment, anything you can imagine.
>>12543715Since when the fuck was he considered the first one in his lore?First he was a goddamned Plaguebringer undead, and now he's the Ruined King given his name basically means Death Emperor?
>>12543720He's a General of the army of the undead, and a subordinate of the Ruined King himself, if I'm not mistaken.
>>12543678>Your lamia girlfriend shows up to your graduation ceremony>She sneaks up on you while you're with friends and hugs you from behind, wrapping you in her arms and tail>she congratulates you while swinging you back and forth in her embrace, much to your embarrassment>Your friends tease you for your tastes in older girls, but nonetheless admit their jealousy in your dating a college student>They agree to go out and celebrate, inviting you along with them>Before you can join them, she tightens her grip on you slightly>"So," she begins, "you're 18 now, aren't you?">You tell her that you are>"Wow, you really have grown up, haven't you?" she says with a giggle>She then leans closer to you, and whispers into your ear in a sultry tone,>"Meet me at my place tomorrow night. I want to give you a little...graduation gift.">She playfully flits her forked tongue at your earlobe before releasing you>"Have fun~!" she says with a wave before slithering off, leaving you to party with your friends
Would you volunteer as a helper for a Daycare for MGs?I know I would
>>12543731Hell yeah I would. Sounds like it would be fun
>>12543731Definitely.
>>12543716Both.
>>12543726>She actually waited until you were legal before raping youThat Lamia has nerves of steel
>>12543750There's a decent amount of writefaggotry involving 30+ MGs.
>>12543731>fur shed everywhere>feathers everywhere>slime everywhere>teaching little MGs to control their powers>story time what stories do you read to little MGs?>Yeti and Yuki complaining about the temperatureI would do it
>>12543755It ain't rape when it's tender loving, AnonStill, she has some nerves of steel holding back for so long
>>12543759I'd read them Snow White with the genders switched
>>12543760>YFW you find out your Lamia Waifu is a rock
>>12543762Snow White and the Seven Shotas? Is Snow White a shirohebi?
>>12543762>Reading them the Three Little pigs expecting it to be just like the one your mother read to you when you were younger>Find out that the whole book is completely changed>The big bad wolf is a wolfgirl, and the three little pigs are shotas>That poor shota with the brick house. He should've invested in a brick door
Here's a question-I don't see much in the realm of 'Dating Sim' for Monster Girls. I know there's MGQuest but it's full of bad ends and seems 2lewd for what I'd actually be after, which is something a little more... 'inspired by' rather than things from that Monster Girl wiki.I'm new to all of this, by the way, so forgive me if I'm a little off, but-1- would anyone be interested in a MG-based dating sim, probably made through RPGMaker or some such thing? Probably just a few to start with but I'd add more as I went on, of course.2- Does anyone have any art (sprite, really) skills to assist in such an endeavor? Regardless of the answers to the above I'll probably still do it because making games for others is more fun than just making them, and I'm out of projects. I'd just like to know if there'd be any support for something like this.
Would you a Perfect Cell?
>>12543762>you will never have a Princess Charming lizardman knight awake you from a dream spell cast by an evil virgin wizard
>>12543765No, I'm talking about the Prince being a monster girl as well as the dwarfs
>>12543768Make sure there's plenty of bullying and non-consensual dating.
>>12543768I'd play it
>>12543767>Big Bad WolfHow hard does she dom the three little shotas?
>>12543771>riding off with her on her gallant steed into the sunset, she inheriting her mother's queendom and you becoming her royal husbandoevery boy's dream
>>12543763My rock.
>>12543771>evil virgin wizard>implying he's not sad and lonely and just wants a MG waifu to love and cherish
>>12543784Well she ain't called the big bad for nothing.
>>12543776Bully no bullying. But okay; I had planned as much.>>12543777Ballin'.I'll see about having something up in a week or so. If no one can help art I'll do what I can on my end. I know some art-folk do things here but not how many or...anything outside of the fact that they're here sometimes.
What would the monster girl version of cartoons be like?
>>12543789His vows of virginity gave him untold powers at the cost of his soul
>>12543797What if instead of vows of virginity he was simply unattractive? What if the cruel, spiteful nature of MGs to only see skin-deep turned him into the vengeful wraith that he is?What if he's the real sleeping prince, who will awaken into Zizz if a MG kiss him?
>>12543800What is this, Princess and the Frog?
>>12543768http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=3221705This guy has a lot of monster girl sprites, lots of different angles too.
>>12543769Yes.
>>12543800Then he just give himself over to a succubus, they're always in need of a cumpump.
>>12543795It would be like old 80's cartoons with the government mandated morals at the end. Except they would be like."So remember kids, no means gently and yes means 'I like it rough.'""Crushed pelvises are real problem and not just a figure of speech. Remember, if it's more than a fracture, you only have minutes to get him to a hospital for proper care."And so on.
>>12543810"Or, if you're an oni or ushi-oni or amazoness, both yes and no mean 'really, really rough'"
>>12543814Onis aren't that bad, Ushis and Amazons I have a problem with.I miss cousin Richard
>>12543810>Remember kids, never trust a virgin stranger unless he's your potential rape victim.>Always report potential paladin activity to your nearest mg police officer, she'll set things straight.
>>12543821Your Uncle must be one of the worst fathers in history with how much trouble his sons get into.When are you going to marry Marcy? If you aren't going to commit to that sweet piece of alp, I'm going to come take her from you.
I spend the whole day thinking mgt was banned from /jp/
>>12543828Bad dreams anon.
Does a drawing of a crabgirl in that "This kills the crab" thing exist?
>>12543828>spendspentor rather, wasted
>>12543828Nope.Just some faggot who can't make an OP right.Isn't that right, OP?
>>12543832Yes, also the "You wouldn't give a shit if it was a spider" version
>>12543828Blame a bad OP
>>12543828OP didn't name the thread properly. wer're still hereT'is why I look for these threads by the picture sometimes instead of the thread name
>>12543839I do that everytime now. Takes a little longer but it's surefire.
>>12543810>>12543814>>12543825>"Human boys, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by some monster you like. If some monster tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's good. You're her property, she has the right to touch you even if you don't want her to. So what do you do? First, you say "No!" Then, you struggle, because most Monster Girls love the thrill of a struggler! Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust about the experience so they can have something to think about that night, like your mother, your teacher, a succubus!"
>>12543842I hate that hedgehog girl.
>>12543842This is why I don't let my kid watch TVThat and all those true crime shows about serial virgins are a terrible influence
>>12543847>HATE HATE!!!!!>SNIVELY! >SUCK MY DICK!>That's a good kikimora
>>12543610>CC Cyclops worried about being old, one-eyed, past her prime...>I reassure her with a gentle kiss to the eyelid.>This only makes her even more flustered...>spaghetti out of pockets>I walk away...>"Wait.">I turn around to see her face close to mine>"Close your eyes.">I comply, and feel the sensation of something fluttering across my eyelids>I take a peek, and catch her fluttering her eyelashes against mine.>"You're sweet for saying that."Not exactly my best work.>>12543832For some reason, I read that as Cabbit.
>>12543826Not being clever is part of my Uncle. He tried to hide under his bed after insulting the favorite drink of an OniYou keep away from Megan you alp fucker I swear to god
>>12543851Would a monster girl ever do a fat, faceless old man with the word HATE tattooed on his teeth?
>>12543859Would you ever do a fat, faceless old mg with the word HATE tattooed on her teeth?
>>12543859I'm sure she'd do it, but not today. Maybe tomorrow, I'll
>>12543859>>12543862Beats the shota complex succubus with LOVE and HATE tattooed on her fists.>Chillllllldrennn.....
>>12543768I would play it.
>>12543865>you will never be a shota on the run from a serial rapist succubus preacher
>>12543864>Getting tossed into a sewer pit that's plugged with crud and sludge>Where you're raped by a group of Akaname girls living thereNobody deserves that.
>>12543769Would you a Majin Boo?
>>12543855You sit there in your house getting the best blowjobs from the bro-est sexiest alp around, and how do you show your appreciation? Did you even reserve her the newest Smash? No. Did you reimburse her even partially for all the sexy cosplay she bought to model for you? No. You're on thin ice. She can get any man she wants. You better start showing her why you're worth a girl like her.She totally didn't pay me to post this.
>>12543864I'm getting Annie vibes, only Annie is now a shota.>TOMORROW, TOMORROW, I'LL DO YOU TOMORROW. IT'S ALWAYS A DAAAAAY AWAAAA-And then little orphan Andy gets raped. Again. What does Animal Crackers become, I wonder?
>>12543839Except the OP pic has been deleted because nipples.
>>12543805Iiiinteresting. There are some neat things here. Thank you for the link- that helps quite a bit. They're even in RTP style.>>12543869Awesome. More votes of possible players. Time to start putting things together.
>>12543874You mean, Charlie Temple?>>12543876Truly OP is a fucking moron.
>>12543873Ha jokes on you, she doesn't even like SmashDon't worry she gets spanked viciously every time she says that
>>12543878I would even be willing to float some money your way once I got a regular paycheck. Assuming the game is interesting enough of course!
>On Amazon never
>>12543872>Would you a Majin Boo?Only if she was adorably Tsundere.
>>12543900you mean>Amazoness
>>12543886Haha, I don't know about all that. Graphics are really the only limiting factor, here. I'd really hate to use placeholders but I may have to, until I can art the ones I have planned.
>>12543872>>12543903I don't think I want to fuck a taffy/bubblegum
>>12543905>Using Amazon to get anything is the equivalent of giving an Amazoness your addressRemember to never give your actual address when ordering from Amazon, lest you want that Amazon delivery girl to kidnap you at night
>>12543914Then how the fuck am I supposed to get my fairy onaholes?
>>12543918Do what any sane man would doShip it to your friends house and pick it up after she delivers
>>12543914This is why I always order from TanukiBay.Sure it's crazy overpriced but at least they don't force those Amazoness "marriage membership" options on you.
>>12543900Neighbor keeps stealing your mail? Order this and it will be a thing of the past!
Have you fucked a Lionpussy today?
>>12543918Ebay.No, I'm just kidding, that's run by marine girls.
>>12543921>>12543931Is there any god damn place I can get my monster girl based sex toys without getting raped?!
>>12543930Did you forget to put that on your DeviantArt page?
>>12543935I would say yes, but...>those terrible local adult websites though
>>12543935Well, there's that Dark Elf website
>>12543945What's that like?
Would you a fox in a box?http://i.imgur.com/Qn8s8CM.jpg
>>12543945>trusting a knife-ear>everThink I'll take my chances with Amazoness.
>>12543914Oh was that the noise last week, my neighbor must have ordered something from them then.Those bitches make a lot of noise.
I want to own a Monster Girl.Which is the best place to acquire one?
>>12543949Well, you don't get raped by the delivery, that's for sureBut, it's run by a knife ear, and, well, there's some pretty messed up stuff being sold. Half of that stuff I didn't even know existed
>>12543950Like you wouldn't believe
>>12543950I'd a fox in her box.
>>12543950I'd box her fox.I'd fox her IN the box!
>>12543955Think I'm gonna spring for the shotafication cookie/ball gag/cock ring combo set, my waifu's birthday is coming up
>>12543952Can't be as bad as UPS Ushi-Oni Parcel Service, my neighbors' still on crutches.
>>12543922I'm just ticked they shut down the Silk Road. Where else am I going to get my high strength Arachne Venom?
>>12543952what did you think was going on when you heard "please don't beat me and rape me like a bitch"
>>12543972Okay do you really think I could take a Amazon down?I can barley bully a Stage 2 alp
>>12543952>And Anon never saw his neighbour every againTruly a tragic tale
>>12543911Fair enough! Keep us all posted on your progress Anon.
>>12543975Eh, he was an asshole.Least I get his stuff now!
>>12543975He's in a better place now. An amazoness village.
>>12543979you're the Anon that keeps asking for peoples stuff, ain't you?You have to get that checked out, Anon
>>12543978Will do. I'll try to have at least something playable (if only the intro and a bit beyond) in a week or two, but I make no promises. It's been awhile since I've made anything. Granted it should be quicker given I won't need to worry about combat, equipment, etc.
>>12543957>>12543961>>12543963Would you unbox your fox?http://i.imgur.com/Mh8ccA9.jpg
>>12543982Hey fuck you he had good shit!Got a free computer and a free PS4!Wow he has tons of porn on his computer
I have a problem. I'm reading this thread. I hate a lot of the stuff here, like the endless use of rape and the creepy underage stuff (so basically all of KC's dumbass work) but I like the idea of monster women. I don't know why, makes me sick to my stomach when I see it with the other crap here.
>>12543995How do SJWs get into /jp/ anyways?
>>12543995No one cares, please leave.
>>12543995You should probably leave
>>12543995>not liking reverse rapeWhy would you even come here in the first place?
>>12543995You mean like, you...Explain further.
>>12543971From your local manticore dealer.
>>12543995>in the noble brightness of the far future there is only newfaggotry
>>12544007I had one of those near my place when I was a kid, nice girl except for the whole almost drugged me thing.
>>12544012I've been coming here on and off for 8 years. Christ writing that makes me feel worse.
So is this Apis or Hathor now? I'm confused.Anyways I'll try and get a coloured version going sometime soonish.
>>12543918PO Boxes. Mail harpies are harder to escape but easier to resist, you should be fine.
>>12543995>endless use of rape and the creepy underage stuffPlease leave.
>>12543995>>>/tumblr/>>>/reddit/>>>/v/>>>/lgbt/>>>/kotaku/>>>/animenewsnetwork/>>>/out/>>>/anywherebuthere/
>>12543995Did someone say loli monster girls?I think I heard someone say they wanted more loli.
>>12544021[PRAISING EXTERNALLY]
>>12544032Nobody wants loli, anon.
>>12544021HathorSpeaking of Hathor, I'm writing a story about a Priestess of Hathor, her Guardian, and the adventures that they have. Need help with names.http://strawpoll.me/2683104
>>12544037Too bad.
>>12544034enough of your shit fetishes .less
>>12544037>Not wanting to lick and fuck a tender young kitsune in spatsLook how her tail curls around your arm, anonJust look that tender fluffy
>>12544034>>12544021Hathor be damned, those hips are off the scalePraise Hathor
>>12544037I hate loli with a passionBut right now we need the sabbath more than ever, only they have the power to fight off the normalfag
>>12544021>>12544034[PRAISING INTENSIFIES]
>>12544048Dark priests would be our friends too. They've got the whole religiously sanctioned rape thing going on.
>>12544048And how.
>>12543995> I don't like the use of rapeGet lost.
You guys at least realize that legitimate rape is bad, right? And you're just going along with it because it's part of the whole MG culture thing?
>>12544060No, every single one of us is an actual serial rapist in real life.
>>12544060Of course, but we're the ones who want to get raped here. It's just some harmless masochism.
>>12544063This place truly is hell on earth.
>>12544067I mean, unless you're the one who wants to do the raping. Then you're an irredeemable scumbag.
>>12544075puu dot sh/bUOnG.png
>>12544060Is it bad if I want to forcefully hold hands with a monstergirl?
>>12544060Yes Anon, the people who have fantasies of being submissive bitches to monster girls and wanting to be brutally raped are all rapists.Also, everyone who plays Grand Theft Auto is a car theif and murderer in real life.Everyone on the internet is unable to separate fantasy from reality.Fuck off. You really don't belong here if you can't understand basic concepts. Not even referring to these threads, but 4chan and similar websites as a whole. You're a normalfag and it shows.
>>12544060That's given. It's the monsters that are the bad guys, preying on innocent young men and proactively dating them.
How could you love a girl who treats you like a sex object, /mgg/? I think you should see someone for these self-esteem issues.
>>12544103Better than a girl who treats you like shit.
Happy 11th 4Chan's birthday, Anon!Here's your complementary slice of cake!
Can I have a ushi-oni that isn't a shy handholder or bonnet-tipper?
>>12544112>cake girlIs it unethical to eat certain types of monster girls?
>>12544112MGs wearing party hats when?!
>>12544115Sure thing m8
>>12544115>bonnet-tipperWhat does that even mean?
>>12544112>Implying I care about 4chanHonestly the only reason I come here anymore is for these threads alone, and that's because everywhere else on the internet that likes Monster Girls is especially autistic.The rest of this place has turned to shit.
>>12544122Why does she have metal caps over her nipples? Are they too powerful and must be contained or something?
>>12544115Read RSanon's It's not the fall that kills you or Gretchen MD.
>>12544122>no pedipalps>over-sized muscles>balloon breastsI think I'll pass
>>12544127extreme pasties
>>12544122That's kind of disgusting.
>>12544129throughthefloor
>>12544136I was kind of disappointed with how unsexy the scene was, but RS isn't really known for his smut so much as his storytelling.
for a thread that is supposed to be for monster girls there is an awful lot of hate going onhave a monster girl pic
>>12544137If RS's smut ain't doing it, then who does good smut?
>>12544137I was alright with it. It wasn't so much 'sex' as 'monstergirl mashing monsterbits on guy while causing grievous injury' which I think makes sense for a ushi-oni without a seal.
>>12544142>hateI wouldn't say that.
>>12544116Probably. I can't help but remember this scene when it's brought up.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOQY4ip0cxQ
>>12544122YOU ARE IN THE BEDROOM. YOU SEE USHI-ONI. SHE HAS NO SEAL. HER CLAWS ARE MENACING. EXITS ARE BATHROOM, KITCHEN, LIVING ROOM, AND USHI-ONI ULTIMATE LAIR OF RAPE
>>12544145Moose, Captain, >Bob, Kitsoviet, Seafoam, and Negawalker are all pretty good from what I remember while scrolling down the masterlist.
>>12544156I make a saving throw vs seduction!
>>12544156I say the lair. Psyche her out by choosing the one she least expects.
>>12544156Bathroom you corner yourself. Kitchen you can look for a weapon but nothing you find is gonna do shit to a ushi-oni, living room might lead to something but good luck outrunning her.I think the ultimate layer of rape is your best option. Get it over with and avoid injuring yourself trying to escape or fight.
>>12544145the amount of smut in his literotica story is ridiculous, but you kinda have to like multi-arm girls.
>>12544156>tfw no monster girl text adventure gamesOr is there???
>>12544171Corruption of We Don't Talk About it Here and Neither Should You
>>12544174Is that the one that feels like .Less' text adventure?
>>12544175>thread suddenly dies when this is mentioneddo tell my friends
>>12544199Nothing more to tell.
So judging by the people who voted, I'm going with Egyptian names. I'm doing some research now, and I'll have another poll for the protagonists, a male and female.Thank you to those who voted, and Praise Hathor!
>>12544210wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg
>>12544224Praise her.
>>12544233Remember to drink milk everyday, anons
>>12544236What if some anons are lactose intolerant?
Fluffy?
>>12544240Irrelevant
>>12544240I think Hathor's milk doesn't trigger lactose intolerance. It's good for everyone.
>>12544236Thanks you Rippetoe!
>>12544247What about fluff?
>>12544247>has to wear a bell so she can't sneak up on people and rape them
>>12544254That sounds like an asspull KC would do, minus the demonic energy.
>>12544261>it still happensWho put it there, anyway? Is it a court order? The husband who she keeps NTR'ing?
>>12544268Milk.
>>12544260fuffy
>>12544290Rough.
>>12544290I can see where this is going.
>>12544292What is she holding in her talons and why does she seem mad about it?
>>12544292You will never be on Harpy-chan duty.
>>12543677More or less, ya.Good thing I'm all about that mistress game~
>>12544295She caught a rat, but it vomited all over her feet.
>>12544300>ticklesThat is cruel and unusual.
>>12544300I want to smack that smile off of her face.
>>12544307Too bad she's going to put one on you whether you like it or not instead.
>>12544309Jokes on her, I have CIPA.
>>12544305Perfect torment for monster girl doms! Can be tender for the vanillafags, or merciless for the hardcorefags. Everybody wins~
>>12544317But this raises the question, who's the better slave trainer? The Dark Elf, or the Fat Male P'Orc?
>>12544321I'd like to see a fat, faceless old man being domed and mind broken by a Dark Elf.
>>12544312>CIPA>I'm now remembering that episode of House where they pull a giant tape worm out of girl with CIPA as she watches
>>12544327That was a cool episode.
>>12544325>fat faceless old man being dommed and mind brokenAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!>>12544327What did House do after faking his death?
>>12544331Spent time with Wilson, who didn't have much time left in the world due to his tumor. Pretty ironic that an Oncologist gets a tumor, huh?
>>12542567>Marvel at my superior genes>Not even a generation after, my progeny already have inherited generic memories.
>>12544331House broed is up with Wilson for his last 3 months of his life and then probably killed himself
>>12544335No, I mean what did he do with his life? With Wilson gone, I mean.>>12544338>killed himselfI was hoping he'd go all Black Jack and start doctoring about for money.
>>12544338Or he went to Mexico, to start over.>>12542567I'd rejoice in knowing that she won't be a giant slut.
>>12544336>>12544344Is this truly the girl you want to raise?
>>12544325I'd go with the Dark Elf. P'Orc is all about breaking it down through violence and other means, having to tear down the person by themselves.The Dark Elf does much the same, but in a way that makes the slave in question come to eventually like their torment. Takes away a huge part of the hassle with a slave once they openly wish for the torture.Also because I ship my fetish with Dark Elves like some dirty shipperfag.
>>12544346Yes, got a problem with it, sports fan?
>>12544348But what if it was a P'Orc bro? Kinda like a heavily built Rance?I do share your filthy, disgusting fetish though.>>12544350>sports fanHey now, there's no need to hurt anyone's feelings here.
>>12544348That doesn't really sound any different.
>>12544348Are you saying bitches don't want the Orc dick?
>>12544346>Implying I wouldn't spending 25/8 with my Kejourou daughteru gaming >Implying I wouldn't get my ass kicked because prehensile hair + multiple controllers is hax
>>12544358That elf wouldn't know what to do withone. She's lucky she keeps running into Orc Bro, otherwise her snatch would look like a greased missile crater by now
>tfw no insert fetish here
>>12544354If that were the case, then I think the P'Orc would have the one up. Intimidation factor and so onThis fetish commands more of my life than I care to elaborate>>12544355P'Orc slaves will hate it all the way to breaking. Dark Elf slaves will hate for awhile, come to like it, then break quicker due to coming to enjoy the torment.I swear I'm not talking out of my ass
>>12544365>multiple controllersBut cheating is not allowed.>>12544369You are spending your time researching important things, please keep up the good work so the rest of us can benefit and maybe exploit it for writefaggotry.
>>12544370>But cheating is not allowed.Asif I'd limit my daughter like that. Its not her fault she has prehensile hair.
>>12544378So it's okay for her to cheat on her future husbando with faceless old men? What a great father you are, teaching her that.
>>12544378>prehensile hairI'd let her cheat, but only if she gave me hair sandwich hairjobs while we play.
>>12544379>faceless old men>hobos>prehensile braidjobsPlease god
>>12544383>braidjobsLo and behold, as I cut your daughteru's braid as is befitting for a harlot!
>>12544366Such a vivid description
>>12544380>dicking the daughteru>>12544379I saw my dad kill a spider once. I am now a mass murderer.
>>12544390Teaching someone cheating is okay is not the same as blaming one person for the crimes of another, anon. You taught your daughteru it's okay to cheat. It's your fault she's a slut now.
>>12544393No, I taught her that it's okay to not limit herself and to make the most of her natural assets to bring to herself the best of the situation. Your move faggot. And if if being faithful to some asshole isn't in her best interests you're damn right I'd back her up in fucking him off.
>>12544398>I didn't teach her it's okay to cheat on her husband, but I would totally support her if she ever didOkay, I don't need to address this any further.
>>12544370I've done some writefaggotry myself, all of it based around this disgusting fetish. Been told good things. Just that /mgg/ seems a tad harsh at times, and I suffer a severe lack of drive and ideas at times.
>>12544393>cheating at video games will make her into a slut that cheats on her husbandThat's some feminist logic there.
>>12544379>>12544393>implying cheating in video games is the same as cheating on a significant otherHow did you even come to this conclusion?
>>12544400Didn't really need to address it in the first place. But yeah, it's not like I'd raise my daughter up to be a slut, so of course I'd trust whatever actions she takes. It's a moot point, seeing as how the only scenario I could envisage "cheating" is if she isn't yet able to divorce the other guy and has already moved on.
>>12544413Maybe that one anon is one of those idiots who thinks doing things in video games will make you do the same thing in real life?
>>12544412>>12544413>what is the slippery slopeYou guys aren't even trying to play along here.
>>12544413Anon likes his extremes. Also, he's assuming I laid down rules against using multiple controllers in the first place. Which I wouldn't have. What if you have a daughteru with more than two arms? Are you going to be a little bitch about it and demand she only use two of those arms at any time?
What kind of human boy do you like, /hbg/? Do you prefer a well traveled man who can make you feel good right away or would you rather have an inexperienced human boy that you can teach from the ground up?
>>12544418But of course they do! Every school shooting has been perpetrated by video gamers! And Mass Effect is a rape simulator!>>12544422Something in between, like, an adventurer who's seen some shit but isn't yet a grizzled veteran, not for many decades.
>>12544421I know, right? What if you're playing a Tales of game and there's only the two of you?What is she going to do? NOT play as the fighter, healer and thief all at the same time so we can beat that scumbag who keeps spamming NO ITEMS EVER?I don't think so.
>>12544422Gruff veteran with scars and a beard.
>>12544430...but wouldn't controlling three characters at once require more than just multiple arms? How does she concentrate?
Hey /hbg/, what do you think about Human Girls? Would you raise one as a daughteru?
>>12544430Totally, I mean, fuck, what does it say about her co-ordination and brainpower if she can play three roles at the same time?
>>12544432Geralt has charmed /hbg/?
>>12544427GTA made my Wurm daughter run over hookers for money, and made her spend countess amounts on money supping up our family car, only to plants C4 all over it and set it off while driving into a police station.
>>12543842Has anybody done a story set in a normal modern society just with the gender roles reversed? Like, mgs are the men and human men are the women? And human women are extinct obviously.
>>12544443Might wanna clarify yourself there. Do you mean actual monsterboys, or monstergirls wearing pants?
>>12544443WhatWhat do you think 90% of these threads are?
>>12544438This is /hbg/. Fuck off with that disgusting yuri shit.
>>12544442Good thing she's a Wurm, that might have caused serious injuries on a destructible creature.
>>12544445>mgs wearing pantsI'd like to see more of that.
>yfw none of this is real
>>12544450She spent an afternoon at the hospital before being released, wasting more money. She then spawned a jetpack out of thin air and began to fast-slither across town, bashing people's brains in with a giant dildo. SA was the best GTA, seriously.>>12544455>tumblr
>Monster girl anime a possibilitywhat do you expect from it?
>>12544457Shit.
>>12544456>getting upset over a filename
>>12544457/a/ being trolled to death and more newfags coming here.
>>12544457A beach episode, Darling being beat up over misunderstandings, and no real progress being made in 24 episodes.
>>12544457Censored fanservice, shitty animation and an influx of retards who will come here to waifufag.>>12544456>San Andras>Not Vicey CityTommy was such a best boy.
>>12544430>spamming NO ITEMS EVERAnon...I think there's something I need to tell you.
>>12544464SA had so much more content, though. Vice city was still great.
>>12544466My main beef with San Andreas was CJ being an annoying prick and the story relying so heavily on other annoying gangstas. Big Smoke and Tenpenny did nothing wrong
>>12544464>retards who will come here to waifufagThey've been here in /mgg/ since 2011, the only difference will be that there will be more.
>>12544471Still better than GTA4, and it's tsunami of taxi cabs.
>>12544472Anon, don't you understand? These will be anime-only retards waifufagging, they won't know about anything beyond the episodes that have aired at any given time, and they will spout their shit as gospel. Dark times anon, dark times.
>>12544036Priestess should be Egyptian name, not the dude though. It'd make me think of him as a kebab the whole time I'm reading it and that would ruin the experience. Make up something neat sounding and classical for him. Greek maybe.
>>12544474Come on cousin, don't say that! Titties!
>>12544477>That and shedding>Back to backYessssss
>>12544477Oh, right. I forgot about that due to not going to /a/ anymore. All we have to do is not go to /a/, and treat it like America treats Canada in the MuvLuv Alternative universe.
I'd like to get an idea on how much you guys care about rusalka backstory. I could summ it up with a similar length to the mc's talk about his father and magic and shit, or I could really delve into it, first-person flashback style. I'm torn 50/50 so I wanted a few opinions.
>>12544036>>12544479Name him Tony.You know...like Mark Antony and this thing with that one Egyptian bitch, Whatshername?I'll just fuck off.
>>12544480It's also better than GTA5, since you can't beat it in an afternoon.
>>12544483Flashback.>>12544485Mark Antony took it up the ass from Caesar, or so his political enemies said.
>>12544103First, being treated like a sex object is a huge fantasy for pretty much every living male. Second, a sex object would be treated with more dignity and respect than women generally treat men with anyways.
>>12544485As long as it's not Antonius, like Hadrian's boytoy, who should totally be an Alp in some story.
>>12544483I like first person. In my opinion it sounds less like the character in question is whining about past events and instead actually takes you into the past of the character.The only downside would be that you'd have to dedicate more time with that choice, but it's the better one to me.
>>12544489>>12544494I'm good with dedicating time, I've already decided to merge all my story ideas into one saga, so, yeah.
>>12544290Every time I see the thumbnail I think it's clock.
>>12544491Should totally be Gaius. Appropriate and a phonetic pun.
>>12544499I'm not following you.
>>12544501>Guy Us>Anon
>>12544502You lost me.
>>12544482But we already treat it like an irradiated wasteland.
>>12544496Oh and heads up, I'll try and make it grimderp as possible, since Rusalka are supposed to be spirits of vengeance with axes to grind against the living. So yeah.
>>12544513>grimderpBut that's bad. Making something dark doesn't mean it has to be shit, why squander the setting?
>>12544445Look up gender role. Its really self explanatory. I have no idea how you got monsterboys out of that.
>>12544515Well, it depends on how you define silly. I hope I can write it to be over the top dark, like>Can all this shit really happen to one girlBecause I sort of feel that the whole venegeful spirit thing needs to be deserved. Some myths they're jilted lovers who commit sudoku, but that feels sort of weak to me.
>>12544523>sillyOh, then you should have said it was going to be black comedy, grimderp is usually used to describe shit that tries too hard to be dark and edgy. Okay, that's fine.
>>1254444690% of these threads are like this>>12543842>>12543825In what I described rape would still be treated as a crime and viewed the way we do, it would just be the women doing it instead of the men. And on the rare occasion a man did it it would kind of be like when a hot teacher is busted for sexing her shota students in our society. Everybody would say 'oh, well, that's terrible' but on the inside they're thinking 'lucky bastard' and she ends up with some slap on the wrist 2 year sentence.
>>12544526Well, maybe I'm not conveying myself properly here. I'm not aiming for it to be comedic, certainly dark, and uh, edgy I guess, though I am loathe to use the word, but I hope it doesn't come off as trying "too hard" But really it's grimdark in numbers, so if it becomes too much I could just cut out an event or two.
>>12544532>not aiming for it to be comedicThen little good will come of this if not done properly.
>>12544530>a hot teacher is buster for sexing her shota studentsNice...
>>12544536Eh, I can only write and see what comes after. thanks for the help though, I'll keep in mind not to go too overboard with it.
>>12544537You just earned yourself some detention...
>>12544485Tony is a shitty name though. I'd be ok with just mark, though its a little bland. I don't think any of the writefags have used it yet.
>>12544544Well that's just because... oh hi Mark!
>>12544482>>12544506Hey, be nice to your imouto!
>>12544546>imouto/a/? But that's the Egypt to our Jews.
>>12544545Hah!That's funny, Mark.
>>12544545>>12544549>tfw Hathor asks Mark about his sex lifeWe're not naming him Mark.
>>12544545Actually you missed the mark there anon. Though my name is actually kinda similar in that its also old, bland but not overused, and the name of a saint.
>>12544544>Mark>a little blandBut that's my name and it's not bland! Fuck y'all and your fancy multiple syllable names
>>12544125>The truth
>>12544553Then how about... Sy, a serious man.
>>12544537You...wha...how did you manage to get a typo into a quote that wasn't in the original?
>>12544559Sounds okay to me.Certainly doesn't remind us of any bad movies.
>>12544553Too late anon. It was his destiny. He's Mark.
>>12544563Hugs?
>>12544565Guys, please.
>>12544569Are we tearing you apart?
>>12544548No, Canada. Canada is the New Zealand to America's Australia.Too many country names.
>>12544569Anyways, how is your sex life?
>>12544569Shut up and let it happen, Mark.
>>12544570Do you understand life, anon? Do you?DO YOU SEE WHAT MY LIFE IS!?
>>12544569Mark it up to bad creativity.
>>12544544Well, there is a MarCO, but that's not quite the same.
>>12544589Marco is almost as shitty as tony anon.
>>12544589>MarcoWhat a fucking asshole. Screw that guy.
>>12544590It could be worse. At least he's not Mario.
>>12544590How about John?
>>12544597Better than Link, which sounds like the name of someone that would beak into your house, wreck up the place, and run off with anything valuable he finds.
>>12544537It does seem to happen once every few years doesn't it? And for some reason the women are always hot. I find myself wondering if maybe the saggy old middle-aged teachers do it too but their shotas are too ashamed of themselves to brag about it so they never get caught.
I've been absent from these threads for a while, during the shitstorm shortly after the threads moved here. I was hoping things had improved...I take it Loen never came back.
>>12544598That could work but it's over used. I'm sure we've got at least 2 johns in the writefagging already.Prostitution pun not intended.
>>12544603You are in for a happy surprise, friend.
>>12544603He came back.>>12544605At least it's not Joe, there's like 5 writefagging characters with that name.
>>12544602>And for some reason the women are always hot.No they aren't. It's just that the hotties get sensationalized. Most caught shota abusers are 40+ uggos.
>>12544603>I take it Loen never came back.
>tfw you'll never kiss Hitomi's eyeball
>>12544612I want to cum in a cyclopses eye ;_;
>>12544612>>12544615Maan imagine washing your hair as Cyclops. All dat shampoo in the eyeball.
>>12544612>>12544615>>12544617OWOWOWWWW
>>12544617>cyclops washes hair>gets shampoo in her giant eye>tries to drink orange juice>something happens and she ends up splashing her eye with orange juice>goes to the dentist>he didn't finish his classes, and ends up drilling into her eye instead of her tooth
Riddle me this /mgg/."Smell me, buy me, and deliver me.I won't change."What am I?
>>12544603We got Monorus back too.>tfw this is like those jRPGs where your team gets split up after shit happens>And you get then back one by one and everything's snug and fun again
is russian bear greentext anon in this thread?,if you are, could you please finish your story?
>>12544623My cock.
>>12544623Scent, cent, and sent.
>>12544624You forgot the part where they levelled up in your absence and are amazing or didn't level up at all and are useless.
>>12544629Except they did all level up.Loen and Monorus are now more based then they've ever been.
>>12544628Goddamit, how do so many Humans these days know the answers to these riddles?
>>12544623An apple now have your way with me
>>12544631And with the addition of HathorDrawfag, we have a full party.But what roles would they all assume?
>>12544635Maybe if you left your smelly as pyramid, you'd learn something.
>>12544642Please do not bully the sphinx.
>>12544607>>12544609I see...Then someone should yell at him to update his damn imgur then.
>>12544635Got a riddle for you Sphinx Who tells easy riddles so she gets dicked down?
>>12544656And then >>12543930 happened.
>>12544656Riddle me this: what's black and white and out of sight?
>>12544665Betelgeuse?It's Betelgeuse, right?Tell me it's Betelgeuse.
>>12544665Blind bi-racial children.
>>12544674>>12544676Nope, a cow girl playing hide and seek.
>>12544678And now I have something else I'll never get to do with my Holstaurus wife.
>>12544683Or daughter.
Could Yaweh be a monster girl, because i want to stick my dick in god.
>>12544704
>>12544709why not?
>>12544711If the Abrahamic god is omnipresent then that means god is everywhere. Just masturbate or stick your dick in a light socket or something.
>>12544704We already have the pie stealer.
So will there ever be any more art of Charon? Or has interest for her died off?
>>12544720i still like her
>>12544711Because she'd literally be Ilias.Shit, she'd be worse than Ilias.>"Not even thousand deaths would be fitting punishment for thy sins!">"I shall smite thee, and in hell I shall torture thee over and over! After an aeon, I shall reincarnate thee, and thy lives shall be those of endless torment, thy bodies tortured in life and thy souls in death!">"The same shall come to thy children, and thy children's children, throughout all eternity until the end of time! Feel the wrath of my divine lightning, and plummet into the bowels of hell, burning in its unending flames!"
>>12544728All she would need is a good dicking to loosen her up
>>12544732>implying you could give a good enough dicking to YHVH that she'd stop being a cunt
>>12544737gangbang
>>12544742>wanting sloppy seconds >wanting sloppy seconds with YHVHCheck yourself BEFORE you wreck yourself.
>>12544747its alright, you can join in too, ill even let you have first pick on were you fuck
deeeeeed
>>12544761Oh yeah, sure. There's nothing I'd like more than to stick my dick in some jaundiced pussy.Nothing at all.Gross.
>>12544747An interesting thing about evolution is that the human dick acts like a cum shovel, getting all of your competitor's cumout of the pussy if you go last, therefore, if you're the last guy in, you aremuch more llikely to impregnate, if in fact, she gets pregnant
>>12544766Its alright, Yaweh would be a virgin before this, so you would get to fuck the purity out of her
>>12544775>>12544776>Still fucking jaundiced pussy
Instead of wanting to fuck Goddesses, who wants to help overthrow the living embodiment of one?
>>12544782Do I get to fuck her afterwards?You know, keep her as a slave and all?
>>12544784Who? The Apophis or the Pharaoh?
>>12544786Yes.
>>12544776But in the old pre-monotheist stuff, Yahweh had a wife, Asherah.
>>12544786Why not both?>Use the Apophis to assist in overthrowing the Pharaoh>Destroy her too when the Pharaoh is captured>Use both of them as fucktoys when you become king of the desert sands
>>12544787>>12544789If you want the Pharaoh then fine, do whatever you please with her as long as it's degrading and humiliating. Preferably put some Mindbreak in. Whatever bad end you want is fine.If you want the Apophis, then as long as your willing to be her subordinate husband who is tender lovingly momdomed, with some harsher stuff thrown in every once in a while to mix things up, but never taken too far, than fine.But you can't have both. Only oneORYou can give both up, and take instead whats in this box!
>>12544794I kill both of them and take the box.
>>12544794I'll take the box.
>>12544796^ This.
>>12544794Does the box have a Girtablilu in it? Because they're leagues better than shit snake and marysue Pharaoh.
>>12544796>>12544797Inside the box is a...Sandworm UPS girl!Now you live in her, and she's redecorated her interior to be a fairly comfy abode, with electricity, running water, internet, and cable. There's also furniture, a CRT TV for all your retro gaming needs, the works. Even a Mrs. Pac Man machine!However, you have to hitch along as she travels across the desert to deliver packages and mail to the many subjects. Occasionally you'll also have to carry around Mindbroken girls with which you'll need to avoid their temptations, lest you get a comedic beating from your waifu in 1950s sitcom fashion.You're stuck with the box, no refunds.
>>12544804>no refundsWho would want to give that up? Sandworm best desert girl.
>>12544807agreed!
>>12544804I wouldn't want a refund, I'm happy with that outcome.
>>12544807Because no matter what, you're not allowed to leave your Sand Worm Waifu's inside.That's you and her's home forever, and eventually you'll get cute sand worm daughterus and your waifu will teach them how to protect their husbands from the nasty whores outside and you'll all live happily ever afterOr else
>>12544812>you will never become a wealthy man from daring the deserts and gathering sand from where a Sandworm Girl has schlicked, selling the crystallized pussy juices as a super powerful aphrodisiac that makes people's eyes as blue as Terence Hill'sWhy hasn't this been written yet?>>12544815I'm still not hearing any downsides, I love Dragons because life in a gilded cage is fucking great.
>>12544819>I love Dragons because life in a gilded cage is fucking great.You are most definitely my nigger.
>>12544819I love dragon girls, but the thought of being in a cage sounds horrible.
>>12544819>Why hasn't this been written yet?Because you had not yet given me the idea.>>12544820as am I.
>>12544822You do realize he's talking about a metaphorical cage and not a literal one right?I mean, it's possible your waifu might want to cage you up every now and then, but I doubt Dragons would use cages. They'd like to be up close and personal with their treasures, to examine, clean, and make use of.
>>12544822"Gilded cage" does not literally mean a cage, unless your Dragonfu is mad at you for something. What did you do anon?
I had a dream last night, and while I still remember it - and while people are talking about Dragons - I'm going to turn it into a story. Standby for Dragons.
>>12544827That sound better than a literal cage.>>12544828I MAY have mentioned something about her ass being fat.
>>12544828>>12544827Guys, I think we found the MC
>>12544831My body is ready!
>>12543532>There was talk of a displacer beast earlier on (which someone should draw)Funny you should mention that.
>>12544831What kind of dragons? This is important.
>>12544839Nice work, friend.
>>12544844Not mine, see the filename.
>>12544841Motherly one and an unborn one. Please hold.
>>12544848So a motherly dragon and her egg? Is she protecting it? Keeping it warm? Making an omelet out of it?
>>12544848A Motherly one, and an unborn one? Should we brace ourselves for a loss?
>>12544855Moe like we should brace ourselves for the art that .Less will draw after said loss.
>>12544855>>12544851A mama and her egg, and me, the daddy.>>12544858That would be mean.
>>12544858>.less draws a Loss ComicHonestly with the stuff he's been drawing lately I could see it happening. I await it eagerly.
>>12544861>me>the daddyA self insert story? Oy vey.>>12544863>.Less draws a dragon egg hitting the ground, with a dragon girl fetus weakly twitching while covered in fluids and egg shards in an overly detailed manner
>>12544868Don't forget Dragon Waifu laying in bed on her side crying and Anon standing next to her
>>12544868> Somebody pays him to draw the family happy> He draws stick figures
>>12544868>self insert storyIt was my dream anon, not yours. A first person narrative does not mean you get to self insert.>.Less drawsAnd with your description, I lost the mood. It was a nice, comfy dream. This is not happy at all. Just take this picture instead.
>>12544872>she's extremely depressed>her husband walks in on her fashioning a noose
>>12544876> writefag asks for a little time to type> anons bug him, then talk about edgy horror> said bullshit takes writefag out of the zonethis is why we can't have nice things.
>>12544876You can still do it, we're just going to rip on .Less for the next few minutes. Would it help if I posted pictures to change the mood?
>>12544883There is no hope anymore, all I see is>>12544868followed by>>12544877I'll try again later.
>>12544886>no hopeFine, we'll wait until later.
>>12544886Please Anon have some hopePlus I'm board and like Dragons
>>12544815I've given a lot of thought to the prospect of sandworm daughterus. Their large size and you spending most of your time inside their mother would seem to get in the way of all the fun cute things you can do together.The way I see around it is a sandworm's gestation period is long, really long. Say, 18-20 years or so. So long as they're in there you can take a short hike down to the uterus (which is basically their playpen/room/apartment, depending on age) and hang out with them. Mama can send her pink squishy core in there as well for family time.When your waifu finally finishes forming the daughteru's huge outer shell, you do the hugs and kisses thing and wave goodbye like you are sending her off to college.Then, for special occasions like holidays or birthdays, or when your daughteru finds a husband and wants to introduce him, or just whenever it's time for a get-together, the waifu tracks down the daughteru and lip-locks her (or rather mandible-locks her?) and you all hang out in their mouths.I've put way too much thought into this.
>>12544893You could always play the text adventure that shall not be named and make a dragon girl.
>>12544891>>12544893I'm keeping the Dragons in safety for now.
>>12544900>safetyNobody is safe from Bob and .Less.
>>12544907They are if they stay under the covers with Uncle Alp
>>12544898You have, but I like it. It's a fresh approach.
What's your favorite monster girl personality, /mgg/?
>>12544915The dragon girls'.
>>12544915My waifu's.
>>12544915Imperious in public, but softly vulnerable in private.>>12544917so yeah, this
>>12544911They wouldn't be safe, even in the Federal Reserve.
>>12544915The one who does not trust you at the beginning, but once you win her confidence is the sweetest girl on Earth.
>>12544928Not anything but a shitty vampire?
>>12544928A... classical tsundere? Could it be those still exist?
>>12544931>shitty vampireDon't make me leave this chair, son.>>12544932The good things are always hard to find.
>>12544915Motherly, genki, deredere
>>12544939>Motherly, genki, derederePut them together anon, put them all together.
>>12544938Go ahead and leave the chair, you need the exercise. In all honesty, I don't mind vampires, but I do believe that their stock personality is fairly bad
>>12544941What are you talking about? Look at me Mr. Renfield! I am drinking the wine AND eating the chicken!
>>12544944>Dead and Loving It quoteAnd here I thought I was the only person who watched that.
>>12544941>but I do believe that their stock personality is fairly badKC is shit. Tell me something new.
>>12544945Mel Brooks is pretty mainstream isn't it?
>>12544948KC is actually a woman, which would explain KC's bitchy personality.
>>12544950Not mainstream enough for the retarded public to look away from Micheal Bay's crap.
>>12544957Ah, right. I don't have the kind of friends who watch Michael Bay movies so sometimes I forget.
>>12544960It's depressing when you DO have friends like that.
>>12544940That was the intention, preferably in something powerful and intimidating such as a dragon or wurm, one of the stronger undead, perhaps a minotaur.
Okay so this is kind of boring because it starts off with just building a nest for an egg that hasn't even been laid yet, but try to understand a father's feelings.I felt like it should be made like a bird's nest. But those couldn't be carried around, could they? Throwing a bunch of twigs together like a crow, that was all wrong. I was taking a walk to clear my head, maybe, and happened upon a construction site. It was a neighbourhood I had lived in once, for two years, but it was different, there were new buildings, bigger ones. Like, nine storeys and growing higher. It was a weekend or something, because nobody was working. I'd worked on constructions sites sometimes, and out of curiosity I snuck in. Good thing I did, I found some insulation wool or whatever you call it in English, and sat down on it. It was soft. That's when it hit me, why not use this for the nest? Yeah, this was it. I looked around, saw that nobody was looking, and then I grabbed the wool and stuffed my pockets with it. This was a victimless crime, I didn't steal enough to cause trouble for anyone, and it was going for a good purpose.Building the nest itself was the issue. I felt a strong urge to make it like a bird's nest, out of twigs, but with more finesse, more... sophistication. I don't know where I got them from, but I had a bunch of willow branches, young ones, very flexible. I took some string and tied two together at the middle. I thought it would be nice to bend them up and make a sort of bowl out of it. The young willow branches did bend nicely without cracking, but they wouldn't stay up. I tied two more into it, kind of like the British flag. After bending them all up, I thought I could use the string to force them to stay up.I tried pretty hard to tie the string in a way that left the distance between the branches as even as possible. In the end it was nice and taut, and I had the frame of the nest ready.
>>12544970I would recommend uploading it to pastebin.
>>12544979But that would invite judgement.
>>12544876>You will never come home to your dragon/lamia waifu caring for your unhatched egg like it's already a baby
>>12544970Looking at the frame I had built, I felt like I could finish the nest before she even got home. It would be a nice surprise.I took more fresh and flexible twigs and started to form layers of circles inside the frame, starting at the bottom. Soon enough I realized this wasn't good enough; the bottom would have gaps. The nest wasn't even supposed to be waterproof or anything, the egg would never have to endure the elements in it. But it would be kind of nice to have one anyway, so I wanted to make it right. I wished I knew how weave wicker or something, but I didn't, so the string would have to do.I put rows of twigs along the bottom to patch it up before continuing with the "walls" of the nest. This was tedious work with no surprises or tribulations to go on with it, but it had to be done, and it was.The nest was now rudimentally finished, and big enough to fit a football in with room to spare. That's where the insulation wool came in. I padded it into a mat at the bottom about three fingers thick, and proceeded to make it roughly a finger and a half thick around the walls. But then a problem presented itself.While the child probably wouldn't have to spend any time in the nest after hatching, the wool was not at all comfy against the skin, and I imagine it would be even less so against the soft scales and smooth skin of a newborn. Something would have to be done about it.I took a needle and thread and found some smooth, soft linen, and started to sew that atop the insulating wool, leading the needle and thread through gaps in the twigs. The nest ended up unnecessarily comfy after this.The Mommy will come home next so bear with me.
>>12544992We are going to judge it anyway.
>>12545001Not the same way you're not.
>>12545003No, in the same way. It's not like posting it on pastebin suddenly changes how we view things.
>>12545007Well I'm not doing it and that is that.
>>12544839Four ears and not enough fluffy, but not a bad attempt. She should probably look meaner as well, "lawful evil" and all.Maybe another pair of arms, or would that be too busy?
>>12545010Fine, do as you please.
>>12545014/tg/ continues to get shit done.>Pictured here, the empty space 5 ft to the left of Displacer-chan.
>>12544997I was proud of my work. Yes, it was clumsily cobbled together, but it was made by hand, and it's the thought that counts. Now all that mattered was where to put it. If only I had a velvet pillow to lay it on...but the living room table would have to do.She opened the door and came in after a while. Her tummy was slightly bulging, but nowhere near as big as it would be if she was pregnant with a live child. She had brown hair and glasses, not that it matters. It was her smile that mattered, the smile she wore when I rushed to greet her like a puppy. It was almost always like this.I barely reached up to her chest and my shoulders ended where hers began, but the difference in size was never a problem for us. Or the fact that she older than me by a decade. I hugged her and got a pat on my head before showing her the nest. She didn't say anything about it, just giggled approvingly.She could have given birth days ago, but I had wanted a proper nest for our child to be born in, and she had humoured me, holding it in. Now that wait was over.There was no need for a midwife or a hospital visit when it came to laying eggs, they were just eggs, after all. But I fussed about it like fathers do when their firstborn is on the way. She let me for a while, but then she inhaled sharply and pushed the egg out in a single motion. It came out so easily I feared her pussy was ruined, but then I was too busy to worry, I caught the egg with my oven mitts and showed it to her. Words cannot describe her smile.The unborn child and her protective shell were so heavy I needed both hands to carry her safely, and I feared my nest would break as I placed her in it, but that didn't happen. The child inside would develop at her own pace and come out when she was ready. The egg would be fine, as it was a Dragon's egg and needed very little external heat to develop Then I felt heavy claws on my shoulders and a hot breath in my ear, a signal telling me it was time for bed.
>>12545034And that's where the dream ended and I woke up, I got neither Dragonpussy nor did I get to see my daughteru hatch. Trust me, I'm more pissed at this than any of you are.
>>12545040I had a similar dream, but it ending with my daughter hatching and heartwarming family hug.
>>12545040meanwhile i dreamt me and a mermaid were trying to strangle each other and ended up fucking
>>12545046Oh yeah? Well good for you, you lucky dog, you. I just have to content myself with that dream where the waifu dressed me up in her lingerie and chased me around the yard with a garden hose.>>12545047Okay now you're just weirding me out.
>>12545048It was a good dream, too bad I mainly have nightmarish lucid dreams.
>>12545014Someone will bother Greenmarine about it in the next /wst/ I'm sure.
>>12545049>lucid dreams>nightmarishTake control of your destiny anon.
>>12545051Maybe some other time.
>>12545034>I barely reached up to her chest and my shoulders ended where hers began, but the difference in size was never a problem for us. Or the fact that she older than me by a decade. I hugged her and got a pat on my headI want this kind of relationship with my dragon waifu. Congrats you lucky dog you on getting this dream.
Lack of shading and colorless wings aside, is this the color palette the drawfag wanted?
>>12545060She looks feisty.
>>12545060I'd say so. I'm glad I requested this.
>>12545030Very Skullgirls. I like it. (Whoever colours this will be my best friend)
>>12545060You will be going further with that picture in between your stories, yes?
>>12545087If you want, sure.
>>12545092Other people want to see it finished too, New King of Hobos.
>>12545092I do I do.
>>12545105[TZICH intensifies]
>>12545105>MetalMorphosis concert>somebody does a fire tribute>Moth-chan's singing stops and she stares at the lighter mesmerized>TZICH! MUST HAVE! TZICH!Is this something that could happen?
>>12545113Depends, would she fly towards the source and divebomb it?
>>12545119Yes she would, like a moth to a flame, if you catch my drift.
>>12545113>>12545119>>12545125>the lighter gets turned off>Moth-chan stares blankly in front of her and blinks slowly>has no recollection of what just happened>gotta think of some way to save face and fast!>M-m-MOSH PIT!
>>12545125>Moth-chan divebombs guy holding lighter>wrenches the lighter from his hand like a crack addict>flies away with it>proceeds to light it later in a secluded spot, while whispering to it>"Flame, dear flame."
>>12545130>can't get the lighter on>*tzich* *tzich* *tzich* goes the lighter>DON'T MOCK ME!Funny how that works.
>>12545060perfect
>>12545138So what are YOU working on?
>>12545135>throws the lighter in frustration>tries to take her mind off of it>ends up rushing towards it and grabbing it once more>she tries to light it again>TZICH TZICH TZICH TZICH>"GOD DAMN IT!"
>>12545139nothing in particularhttp://imgur.com/kv7KZRg
>>12545150What's that on the bubble in the last panel?
>>12545150How about an anon, her Dragonfu, and their egg?>>12544970>>12544997>>12545034
http://imgur.com/LTunfipIn Hathor's name we pray. Give unto us your bountiful and healthy milk so that we may grow strong, give unto us your bountiful and healthy daughters so that we may grow many, in her name we pray. HA-THOR! HA-THOR! HA-THOR!
>>12545138>>12545150so no more goddesses?
>>12545160>Not directing less to make loss
>>12545164>lossBut that's my wife and child, I don't want them to suffer you mongrel!
>>12545162Ohohoho! Look at this commoner, he worships a cow!
>>12545162Praise Hathor!
>>12545173Here's another one! What silly creatures humans are!
>>12545164ok ill bite. what's with this loss thing
>>12545175FUCK. YOU.
>>12545175The most ridiculed internet comic strip.http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20080602-358b1.jpg
>>12545175Mainly referring to these posts about an Anon having a cute Dragon Egg that gets kill.>>12544863>>12544868>>12544872>>12544874>>12544877Also pic related, one of the greatest modern works of art, depending on how serious or not you want to depict the loss.>>12545177Please do not bully the drawfag Dante.
>>12545172>>12545174Our gods > You
>>12545183LOL
>>12545184>do not bully the drawfagDon't bully my egg and Dragon.
>>12545105http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyufhtO7VU
>>12545186But those ARE your gods, peasant.
>>12545187That's a big loss
>>12545190It's not bullying if it's egg-citing though. But I won't g-loss over the issue here, trying to depict the seriousness of egg bullying in art is uncharted area. But I'm sure less could make it egg-cellent.
>>12545204Less, please make more art of Charon getting bullied instead. She's asking for it.
>>12545204LOL
>>12545207No.
>>12545172>Implying pharaoh isn't a brown cowJust look at her, she's begging to be milked.>Hathor worshippers will never swarm to introduce the avatar of another god to the pleasures of HEALTH
>>12545211>H-hands off! Apophis! I know you're behind this!>They bring in a tied up Apophis>EH?>The HEALTH beginsMmmmaybe.
>>12545213>Hathor's blessed milk neutralizes even Grape VenomHow does this sound?
>>12545213>Apophis and Pharaoh have to put aside their differences to work together to defeat a greater enemy, Hathor in a buddy-buddy road trip adventure>They slowly bond throughout the journey and have several lesbian moments together>It's revealed in the end it was all a ruse by Hathor to get the two to bond and stop fighting each other>They both agree to never fight again>Truce only lasts a week before everything goes back to normal>Hathor considers looking into the Norse pantheon
>>12545217>Hathor's plan was foiled>brings in Ammy to save the day>Pharaoh and Grapesnake become good girls after some time under her tender loving lesdomAnd that's that.
>>12545217>>Hathor considers looking into the Norse pantheon>All mead replaced with milk>Hell breaks loose in Valhalla>Hathor decides to keep her day job
>>12545219>implying berserkers don't love milkPlease anon, everybody loves milk in the North.
>>12545201Well I didn't vote them! I just want to worship my healthy god in peace!
>>12545226You don't vote for gods you foolish peasant!
>>12545227But you can overthrow them if you want! Especially tanned bitchy ones who rule over the desert and won't even let a certain purple snake inside the city walls despite the fact she still has to pay taxes
What if a man died without deciding which deity he should worship? Would he end up in a situation like http://i.imgur.com/QA5mTHu.png in purgatory?
>>12545229>pay taxesBut you don't even work Apophis.>>12545232>purgatoryThat's a Catholic thing, so no. Non-believers get reincarnated or Nirvana or something.
>>12545236Whatever would translate to a waiting room in the afterlife, then.
>Hathor goes North!>Meets Vikings!I approve of this!>>12545227If you call me a foolish peasant one more time, I'm going to call up my hero friend. He's a clever bastard and he's going to put you in your place!
>>12545238Oh yeah? Well let him come. I have ways to deal with heroes.Ni!
>>12545236Apophis has the job occupation of "Loser" in Egyption census books, and apparently it suffers from high income taxes. So high you get paid nothing for the job, but have to pay. You also can't quit from the position because Pharaohs a jerk who won't be nice to Apophis.
>>12545244I like it better when Grapesnake is Queen and Pharaoh is the erotic dancer/snake handler/foreign old fat faceless ambassador entertainer.
>>12545239Y-You fiend! Better call up Heracles just to be safe as well. That guy owes me a favor.
>>12545255Heracles, eh?Ni! Ni! Nuu!
>>12545238Chaika, pls.>>12545236>But you don't even work Apophis.Sales tax. One has to wonder how much removing pharaoh pays though.
>>12545273>removal of pharaoh taxOy vey, that's making me feel verklempt!
I did something really stupid and now I need to get my mind off of it. Let's talk about happy things. Like fairies.
>>12545194I always think it sounds pissed."dude, stop with the fingers""hey, keep your hands to yourself""seriously it's annoying, stop"
>>12545295Tsundere moth secretly likes it, otherwise it would fly away.
>>12545292>You'll never go for a walk on a cold day, only to come back home with a fairy hidden inside your jacket's hood, seeking warmth
>>12545311H-holding hands?
>>12545292>>12545315I always end up thinking of Titania when I see a fairy. But she's human size.http://i.imgur.com/HJXylp8.jpg
>>12545319>rapefaceFairies can be big, too. And they can wear Lead Boots.
>>12545320I'll go for big fairies, then. Not that the little ones are bad, though.
>>12545315>She'll never apologize for sneaking into your hood once you take note of her presence, as she doesn't have a home to come back to>You'll never let her stay in your house nonchalantly because you're chill as fuck>You'll never make an awkward little dress for her to wear by cutting a few holes into an old sock with a pair of scissors, as the old rags she's using could barely keep her warm, let alone cover a decent amout of her body>She'll never love it and wear it with pride, surprising you>She'll never follow you around when you're home, preferring to sit on top of your head as you carry her wherever you go>She'll never sometimes pretend you're some kind of giant robot of sorts, tugging on your hair while giving you innocent childlike orders>You'll never play along with her when she does this, making her giggle in glee>You'll never become the best of friends and have a fun life together
>>12545339And then some asshole somewhere says they don't believe and fairies and she drops dead. You never learn why.
>>12542728that better be a rusalka
>>12545369It is.
>>12542146source? reverse image ain't helping.
>>12545383Boku no GATE.
>>12545383Jietai no Pico
>>12545383JSDF x Chico
>>12545386>>12545393>>12545394Yo where all the shota at?
So, I'm writing my first story here but since I'm trying something different, I wanted some feedback.Sadly, there's no rape or sex at the moment.http://pastebin.com/wLLcVW5H
>>12545430Looking pretty good for starters, although there are a few tiny mistakes here and there that you'd want people who are more experienced with this sort of thing help you find out where to improve. But other than that it seems pretty alright for starters
>>12545402It must suck being a shota in settings with monster girls.First christmas cake you meet is gonna wanna raise you as her husband.
>>12545430Okay, this setup is so suspicious nobody should be dumb enough to take the job. Well, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
>>12545443Is that a shota forced to dress up a school girl? Oh my...And being a shota in a Monster Girl setting is the bestest thing ever.
>>12545443Whatever do you mean anon?
>>12545451Hope that kid likes rape.Cause that's what he's gonna get for trusting a monster girl.
>>12545459>trustingHe got lost in the woods and he's crying because the Elves got to him before the wolves or bears.
>>12545446You bet it is.Monster girls take very good care of rambunctious little boys.
>>12545442Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.>>12545444I'm still trying to improve this part.
>>12545451Around elves, watch yourselves.
>>12540298Hathor's blessings.
>>12543842Wow that's fucked up Anon
>>12545462google is giving me nothing
>>12545462Tell that to my nephew.He still doesn't want to leave the house
>>12545471http://exhentai.org/g/719133/c73fff5839/
>>12545473Tell him >Nighty night, don't let the Devil Bugs bite!He'll go out.
>>12545476Tried that, didn't work.I might just hire a Boogeywoman to scare him out
>>12545430>there's no rape or sex at the moment.And I don't mind it one bit.
>>12545474Based.Gallery is removed, goddamn secret club.
>>12545477>BoogeywomanBut wouldn't she be the perfect future wife for him?
>>12545479[Yukimi Biyori] Isabella-san ga Eroi node ~Kasshoku Jingai Oneesan no Ama Ama Ecchi~
>>12545474>http://exhentai.org/g/719133/c73fff5839/Oh my...
>>12545483Not the one I know, she's claimed.
>>12545487>Japanese porn titles>>12545490Then how about Slenderwoman?
>>12545497But I don't live near any big forests anonI think I'll hire a Elf girl to scare him out
>>12545501>Slender requires forestsOh you poor bastard.
>>12545503I'm not a very clever man anon.But I'm still more clever than Frank
>>12545506I hope you at least live on the third floor or higher.
gate a shit manga, fucking info dumping all over the place with heavy dick stroking to nationalism. Reminds me of WW2 america.
>>12545508W-why would I need to live that high anon?
>>12545497God, I have such a thing for taller women. A slenderwoman who could wrap me up and cuddle me to her tall, slender frame?
>>12545521Because Slender can't perceive your existence if you're that high. This rule now applies to you because you know about it.>>12545525Who knows? I'm not taking any chances.
>>12545519But anon, NIPPON STRONK, FORDED OVER 200 TIMESSU!
>>125455348th strongest military != strong. Fucking dumb cunt nips
>>12545537>this Japanese comic book has Japanese nationalism in itOh the horror.
>>12545529Ah shit, I live on the second floor.Guess Frank is gonna have a new fear
>>12545541>>12545534>>12545534AND THE DAUGHTER IS NAMED PINA COLADA. Jesus fuck
>>12545544Don't worry, I live on ground level. There's a trick to survival, but I'm not sharing.
>>12545549That's a cool name though. Almost JoJoesque.
>>12545155Looks like she's saying that she takes card, too. It looks like a card reading machine she's holding.
>>125455544-koma about Charon when?
>>12545553It's a fucking drink.
>>12545559That IS a 4koma about Charon, silly.
>>12545561I know that, and it changes nothing. Hence the "JoJoesque">>12545565No, this is a one-shot 4-koma about Charon. I meant a series.
>>12544704>>12544711>>12544714>>12544717>>12544728>>12544732>>12544737>>12544742How sad to see such misguided souls
>>12545601PRAY, KILL, BURN!You are doing the right thing brother.
>>12545601I know, Monster Girl Yahweh would the prudish old maid who hates sex because she never got laid.
>>12545606In my day we didn't NEED sex to make babies! I knocked up virgins and they liked it!
>>12545607>tfw your 15 year old's hymen breaks when you're giving birth to the kid of some guy who doesn't even help raise itAlso Josef was a betamax for raising someone else's kid.
>>12545609Original faceless old man.
>>12545614>But He said, "You cannot see My face, for no man can see Me and live!Indeed.
I don't care how bad the anime might turn out; they'll never make me like Polt or Suu any less.
>>12545629They're Papi and the Suu Yes Papi and the SuuOne is a Harpy, the other's a Slime~
>>12545633Papi's in my second favourite tier.
>>12545633http://puu dot sh/bVye9/d141b9f471.mp3have a this
>>12545606>>12545607>>12545609>>12545614>>12545617Why do you portray God as such?
>>12545637So how about Polt and Papi doing squats?
>>12545642>omniscient>omnipotent>deliberately make underlings who you know will fall, and also make a creature that you know will make them fall
>>12545633>Not, "the other's made of goo."Come ON, son!
>>12545642>creates people without the ability to know right from wrong>punishes them for not knowing the difference between right and wrong>their children tooI didn't read further than the spit in his face bit, but this is just silly, let's keep talking about best asses, like Polt and Papi.*tips cowboy hat*
>>12545640I love it. I think you could do to be a bit louder and clearer, if that's not going to tear up your mic, but I love it nonetheless.>>12545645I love this also. I want to rest my head on Polt's lap while Papi sits on my face.
>>12545642For fun, like we do with many imaginary beings. We'll portray him as all powerful and forgiving when we need him to be.
>>12545650Anon, I...>>12545652>caught between a Kobold's loins and a Harpy's buttThat sounds like a nice way to go.
>>12545654>all powerfulCould God make a Succubus so horny, he himself could not outfuck her?
>>12545655That is honestly my favorite gag in EMG.
>>12545657He did. Her name was Lilith. Adam's original wife who wasn't subservient at all and spent a long time 'in god's lap'. And then was banished because Adam didn't love her and she was a slut and became the first Succubus.
>>12545666Lilith was banished because she wanted to cowgirl and Adam wanted missionary. Fucking Jews and their literal patriarchy.
>>12545666>apocrypha and traditionCatholics pls go. Sola scriptura ITT.
>>12545666Whatever you say Satan
>>12545669But anon, Sola Scriptura is completely arbitrary.>>12545671Please don't bully the guy who's doing his job.
>>12545672>>Sola Scriptura is completely arbitrary.>canonically accepted as word of godvs>some guy told me he heard...Literally the hadith of christianity.
>>12545675>canonically accepted word of godLike I said. Arbitrary.
>>12545678Let me tell you about TOLLHOUSES.
>>12545681>tollhousesGo on...
>>12545681what kind of tolls do you pay?
>>12545686>>12545689http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerial_toll_houseAccording to Theodora's alleged teaching, every Christian has a demon who tempts him or her. These demons keep a record of every sin of thought or action they succeed in tempting a person to commit, though repented sins are erased from the demonic records. On the third day after the soul separates from the body, according to this account, it is carried by angels towards Heaven. On the way, souls must go past twenty aerial toll-houses. Each toll house is populated by demons devoted to particular sins. At each toll-house, demons demand that souls "pay" for their sins by giving an account of compensatory good deeds. If the soul is unable to compensate for a sin, the demons take it to hell.
>>12545691that sucks
>>12545691>repented sins are erasedThis is something I never understood. Whatever, how does this translate to Monster Girls?
>>12545691>Implying Pope St. Peter didn't put all those bitches out of a job>Implying the doxology doesn't specifically refute thatSure was easy to get away with making up a ton of shit back in the day when only the privileged could read huh?Not that it's all that much better today.
>>12545694You got a hot succubus or devil following you around.
>>12544034>Yurishit
>>12545694Do the tollhouses come before or after Charon-chan?>Mr. Anon, it says here that you friend zoned your Oomukade childhood friend for years.>Well, yes, but I funded my education with prostitution.>You also used a condom on numerous occasions.>I- Well...>I'm waiting, mr. Anon.>I-i-i...>I'm sorry, but you will have to pay 500 ejaculations to pass.And then mr. Anon was raped by the tollcubus for a week.
>>12545699>You've been a bad person, and I've got divine right to punish you! Pants off!I deserve this.>>12545701Praise it, bitch.
>>12545694It's the whole basis of Christianity. No matter what bad things you have done, if you repent, are truly penitent and sorry from the very bottom of your soul, you are forgiven. It means there is hope for everyone to make right in the end, and one of the reasons why it has remained as popular a religion as it is.
>>12545699LET THE SINBEGINhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyfeU8Xw8WI
>>12545703>71 times a dayI don't think that is possible. You would die again.
>>12545711It's supposed to be a punishment.
>>12545708And this is what I don't understand. What the fuck is the point?>>12545709>Soon you will witness things more horrible than you can possibly imagine!>sees the dancing tranny>Well maybe not THAT horrible but still pretty bad
>>12545713Punishment funishment.
>>12545703>Mr. Anon, it looks like you were a NEET and died a virgin.>You understand that you will be severy punished for this.
>>12545718H-how severely?
>>12545534
>>12545722Get me 8 meters of rope and some candles and I will make a decent housewife out of her.
>>12545721Eternally.
>>12545721I hope you remember the feeling you had when you didn't have those wizard powers, Anon. Because they're sending you straight back down to Lvl. 1
>>12545707>Not even a loli, just on the small side. I'm offended you expect me to believe that's a little girl, KC.
>>12545725That's a measurement of time, not severity. What will this eternity be filled with?>>12545726NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>12545726Magic sucks anyway, all wizards should give away their virginity!
>>12545731That nice business lady succubus will alternately CBT and orgasm deny you for ever. She will ride you until you're on the edge and then punch your nuts until you come.
>>12545731Oh hush , Anon, it won't be that bad.I mean, what were you, a Lvl. 100 virgin warlock? You'll be fine. All they're going to do it take away that V card and drop you all the way back to Lvl 1And since you don't have that V card anymore, you're stuck at Lvl 1.
>>12543995Yes, and?
>>12545732succubutt, pls, you're just mad you got your tail turned into a banana. >punster wizard asks the succubutt>What comes in bunches?>not you, slut.
>>12545732You're not fooling anyone Banana-tail.>>12545735>knowing I was a WarlockYou're scaring me anon.
>>12545717>funishment.PUNISHMENT FUNISHMENT INDEED. THE SOUL OF BILLY MAYS HERE WITH AN EXCITING NEW PRODUCT: DR. BONER'S SOULAR PERMABONER BONER PILLS! JUST ONE PILL TAKEN 24 HOURS OR LESS BEFORE DEATH AND YOUR SOUL'S ERECTION WILL NEVER TIRE, NEVER FALTER NO MATTER HOW HARD THE TOLLCUBI RIDE YOU ON THE WAY UP! THEY'LL CUM BUCKETS AND SO WILL YOU! BUT WAIT, ORDER WITHIN THE NEXT AEON AND WE'LL INCLUDE A FREE SHAMWOW FOR SOAKING UP ALL THOSE LEWD JUICES BEFORE YOU GO! YOU GET TWO DR. BONER'S SOULAR PERMABONER BONER PILLS AND A SHAMWOW FOR JUST TWO EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95! RUSHED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR THOSE IN A HURRY TO DIE TODAY!
>>12545736Why is that Elf trying to make a pass at what's obviously a Phase 1 Alp?
>>12545738I should've put more banana puns in that wizard story. Something about the succubus not being "appeeling" to Gideon.
>>12545739No need to be afraid, Anon. It was just a measly guessNice house.
>>12545743>Phase 1 AlpThat's just a generic shota.
>>12545744write another one, then.
>>12545746>generic shotaThen why is he refusing her rather than doing the straight thing and raping the knife-ear?
>>12545736That looks like a shota Accelerator and a grown-up Last Order.
>>12545744You should hook up with Charon, I think she'd like you
>>12545750>CC Last Order comes back from the future and seduced AcceleratorDoujins when?
>>12545749Knife-ears can rape too y'know.
>>12545714What's the point?You can't just go around doing bad things and then say "oops sorry" and be forgiven. That's not how it works.Have you ever hurt someone? Do you always remember how you hurt that person? Do you remember it with the deepest, aching pain and remorse? Have you ever tried to ask forgiveness from that person? Have you forgiven the person(s) how have hurt you? Sincerely? Do you love those who hate you?This is a starter
>>12545736This is why you don't trust knife-ears
>>12545751And thus began a beautiful relationship with a man and his punderful lady friend CharonWhat a terrifying tale for those being ferried off to the underworld.
>>12545755why are her boobs so far apart?
>>12545751>Charon and Wizard meet for the first time>Why do birds suddenly appear~>>12545755Dark Elves, sure, but the one up there isn't one.
>>12545748I've got enough stories to procrastinate as it is. I've had the idea for a follow-up to where the wizard goes when he leaves the forest, but no plot set up after that.>>12545751Nah, she'd never get on with me. I'm pretty much just a styx in the mud when it comes to humour.
>>12545762What's wrong with being raped by a normal elf?
>>12545763Your beard is coming off if you don't fuck off with those puns
>>12545757>do you love those who hate youNo, that's just not how love works, weirdo.>>12545767Nothing, except that they don't do it. Wood Elves take the D, especially big fat P'Orc D.
>>12545770Daring to touch a wizard's beard is a hair-brained idea if I ever I heard one.
>>12545770>threatening a WizardYou're not a very smart guy, are you?
>>12545771Silly anon, P'Orcs don't have a D.
>>12545778Ammon Jerro let his granddaughter yank his beard though. >>12545780Then are you saying the ones in EMG didn't have cocks as big as Hound's?
Since we've been seeing a bunch of Egypt themed monster girls lately i'm sure someone will want to see this
>>12545771>No, that's just not how love works, weirdo.Either you have a distorted view of what love is, or you are misunderstanding the message Embrace those who hate you. Listen to their troubles, and help them in their struggle through the problems of mortal life
Going by their life-span, how old would a Dragon have to be in order to be considered a Christmas Cake?
>>12545788250?
>>12545788Old enough so that hindsight stops applying to them as much as you'd expect.
>>12545786She looks lovely.
>>12545787>distorted view of what love isYOU have that. You know why love is special? Because it's special, not universal. If you "love" everybody, you don't actually love anybody. Please just stop.>>12545788Now I want a grown-up Dragon who still acts like a... pup? Whaddya even call a young Dragon? Hatchling goes for the babies, but...
>>12545795Welp. I think welp is the word you want.
>>12545795Dragonling?
>>12545787Yes. Forgive your dad when he fucks your 12-year-old daughter. Do it again when he fucks her 9-year-old cousin. No need to call the cops or anything, he's repented, after all!
>>12545798Whelp it is.
One-Punch Man has mosquito girls in it?I should've started reading this much earlier than today.
How's your knowledge of Monster Girl anatomy?
Anon, you're walking along a dirt path and suddenly happen upon this.What do?
>>12545833I can imagine it improving, practice makes perfect, after all.
>>12545835[x] touch fluffy tailshe'd probably charge me for it when she woke up
>>12545830>only picked up OPM nowBinge it right the fuck away. Saitama is the hero we deserve.>>12545835Pick up her glasses, hand them over to her, help her up and touch fluffy tail without her noticing, like a smooth criminal.
>>12545795Please define what love is for me then. Why couldn't the strongest of souls love everyone?>>12545803By all means arrest that sicko. No one said you have to turn a blind eye to sin/crime! But at the same time, no one said forgiving those who hurt you or your loved ones would be easy, painless, undeserved or "unjust" to our cultural definitions. It's up to how strong you (your soul) can be for someone.
>>12545833Animal ears are a strange concept. In drawings you never get a chance to really see it, but translated to any semblance of reality inb4 >3dpg seems strange. You have a person with no human ears on the sides of their head, and two big animal ears atop their head. Which go inside the top of their skull. Just touch the sides of your own head, and imagine if there were no ears there, and it was another person.I wouldn't not find them attractive, but it's austere to think about.
>>12545849I've thought about this too.
So I'm trying to plan out a story to writefag, where the MC, along with the help of a couple MGs, has to rescue his brother's soul from a demon. I want to do something significant in the story with spirits and Astral Projection, but everything keeps coming back Jojo-esque. What do?
>>12545853Watch Venture Brothers, and channel Dr. Orpheus. He's silly, but it's a different silly than Jojo
>>12545853Make it Jojo-esque
>>12545835Pick her up, take off her clothes, and force her to take a shower
>>12545844>define loveFFFFFFFFFine. Love is a strong feeling of affection, THE strongest feeling of affection, a person can feel for another. It's not something you can feel for everyone. It's special because it's such a rare thing. Feeling it towards multiple people makes it less special, cheapens it. The more people you "love", the less meaning the word has.>the strongest of soulsStrength of character has nothing to do with it.>>12545853Make it so they can leave their bodies but can't touch anything or be seen or heard or anything while in spirit form, like a purely reconnaissance thing.
>>12545833Why would they allow a brown elf be a school teacher? They are like number one for shota rape
>>12545855>>12545853http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6leisjxacQ
>>12545861She's clearly writing in magical elf runes though. The question isn't who would let her, but who would they stop her.
>>12545861Maybe it's a school with a hidden agenda, like Saint Arcadia from Discipline? They emplyed a teacher who had a fetish for teacher-student relations.
>>12545864>magical elf runesIsn't that just Greek?
>>12545864>elf runeslooks like Greek to me, but then, it's all Greek to me
>>12545852I like to think about it from a canine or feline monstergirl's point of view, too.Instead of having perfectly normal ears with a well-developed aural cavity for hearing, plain old humans have to make do with two complex, fleshy flaps on the sides of their head. Not only can they not move their ears to express emotion, but they can't even hear out of them that well. And they just have so many ridges and bumps. Nothing like the soft, simple shapes of a monstergirl's.
>>12545871>>12545872You two! Get back to work!
>>12545861It was a good idea at the time
>>12545875Yes, master. Would you like me to massage your left paw or your right paw first?
>>12545875not the boss of me, I'm not a jew.
>>12545859>Make it so they can leave their bodies but can't touch anything or be seen or heard or anything while in spirit form, like a purely reconnaissance thing.This is sort of what I was thinking, at least on the physical realm. On the Astral Plane itself, the projection would have more power to do things, but would still be limited by the absence of a physical body. I was thinking of having both the physical and astral body appear on that plane at a later part of the story, and make it a notable point in the plot, which was where things started feeling like Jojo.
>>12545863I find it funny that Dead Ventures voice actor founded/owns the studio where The Venture Bros. was recorded.
>>12545875Whatcha gonna do if I don't?
MONSTER GIRLS? MORE LIKE MONSTER GAYS!
>>12545884#rekt
>>12545875I'm on my 15 min. break, boss.
>>12545880What does Anubutt have to do with Tanuki?>>12545884H-hi, I'm an Alp and I was wondering if you'd like to be an Alp too?
>>12545884AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHANo.
>>12545889isn't it about time the Egyptians brought the Jews back for pyramid maintenance?
>>12545889>What does Anubutt have to do with Tanuki?Let my people come? Or was that a different country?
>>12545880>>12545883>>12545888If you don't feel like working, we can just throw you into the Crocodile Girl pit, if you'd prefer that.Now get back to work. These pyramids aren't going to build themselves.Except >>12545879.Right paw first please~
>>12545889>you're an Alpprepare for anal bullying.
>>12545893But they never even had them in the first place!>>12545894Shut up Heston, you waifu'd and Ape Girl.
>>12545889ALPS? MORE LIKE FAILPS. GET IT? ITS BECAUSE THEY FAIL! FUNNY JOKIES!
>>12545830Just as I'm reading it, a fucking mosquito shows upI cant hit it either...
>>12545895But, they totally are built already. besides, the crocodile girls don't have cute pouts like anubutt.
>>12545895I'll get the soft brush.
>>12545896Is it bullying if they want it?
>>12545896Don't bully.Too hard
>>12545895>That one Anon gets to just massage her paws while everyone else has to do the heavy liftingFuck that guy. I hope he gets cramps in his hands
>>12545895>Anubis throwing people to her Crocodile Girl buddiesThis is funny because it's accurate.>>12545896Y-yes sir!
>>12545900You're awful.
>>12545900Charons shitty sister please leave.You will never be as good as her.
>>12545901Take off your shirt, wait until it lands, and pummel it to the floor or against the wall. You knock down an insect several magnitudes smaller than you, and you feel manly about it because your shirt's off.
>>12545904If you do it hard enough. And believe me, I will. >>12545905>>12545907Two alps to bully means less bully per alp. but I'll try to bully extra hard.
>>12545895>Implying you can touch meI'm a priest. I don't have to do what you say.
>>12545900Get off the stage! Charon's a better comedian than you
>>12545906At least he's not that one asshole that knows how to "read" and just gets to talk to her about whatever scrolls all damn day. I heard that fucker is sneaking into her quarters at night, too.
>>12545911Don't worry man, you focus on one I'll take the other. That way they each get full bullying.
>>12545859If love is something that you can only have for another person, how would you explain that compassion of Christ, the Apostles, and those across the world who have devoted their lives to the well being of everyone they could touch?Also>Soul =/= CharacterI'm referring to your actual Soul. Like the one that endures eternal life
>>12545909CHARON? MORE LIKE CRAPON!
>>12545902>they're totally builtThen you build more.>>12545906What? He volunteered for it, any one of you could have done that, but you just had to be lazy bastards.>>12545910>this is what Putin actually believes>>12545911>extra hardIt's okay, I don't need bullying when I've got Shadow of Mordor....which I don't until Friday. Please do me first.
>>12545895Fine. It's not like the 15 minute breaks are worth anything anyway, I haven't been given any food for two days already.
>>12545915but what if, one was bullied by two anons at once, and the other was forced to watch the lewd, but not allowed to participate? and then the other Alp was bullied hard by the same two anons.
It's not about being an asskisser, it's about wanting to please our glorious Anubis master.Though literal asskissing is also sometimes involved.
>>12545917>Christ and the ApostlesI'm not touching that one with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole.>actual soulThis is not real. Now please stop, this is not a place for talking about these things.
>>12545918Alright, you're getting alped
>>12545923>Double bullying by NOT bullyingGenius! Can I call you master?! Teach me your ways!
>>12545923That's an even better idea. Bully one physically and the other psychologically because he's not allowed in.
>>12545875Man, I'm not PAID enough to work.
>>12545929B-but how do you b-big meanies decide who gets the physical and who gets the psychological?
>>12545927Good luck FAILP I'm behind 39 holy seals.
>>12545924>Pleasing our glorious Anubis masterI'd rather work for that Pharaoh then having to work for some monster with big meaty paws
>>12545912Correction. You WERE a priest, until you were found holding hands with a Sphinx altar girl.So now you build pyramids. You sick person.>>12545921>>12545930Your service to our great Pharaoh is payment and nourishment enough.
>>12545930>Futurama quote goes here
>>12545935Anubis is the right hand of the Pharaoh, peasant.>>12545936And she actually believes in her, too.
>>12545928>>12545929I will show you the ways of Alp bullying. phase one: embarrassment and dressing them up as girls. give them all your seed.Phase two: start and increase kinky shit to make Alp all MasochistyPhase three, deny cum until they've begged, continue to increase lewd kinky shit. >>12545933you gonna find out, little alp.
I want to bully my Stage 3 alp neighbor now. Please teach me how to bully!
>>12545940It's better to start at phase one or two, that way they can be your sub through training, and they don't get all cocky.
>>12545936Nourishment. Right. That's why all my friends have been dying while carrying all those stones lately.
>>12545933By not bullying either of you until one of you breaks down. The one who breaks down has to watch.>>12545936I was helping her through a difficult time like a good priest should. You'd know that if you were actually good.
>>12545937You want Futurama quote? Why not Zoidberg?>>12545939>>12545940All this Alp bullying interests me, but n-not because I'm into it or anything. I'm just wondering where it popped out from.
>>12545940No bully.
>>12545935>Not wanting big meaty pawsIt's like you want to be made a slave against your own will.
>>12545943actually, many of the workers buried at the Valley of the Kings died of cholesterol because their diets were TOO rich
>>12545939What stage do they turn into a glorious succubutts
>>12545933You get both, you just take turns. Deciding who gets what first and when is the fun part.>>12545940Gotta find 'em early. If you get to them at stage three they've got all this confidence you need to break.
>>12545030>>12544839Why did these images get so little attention? There were several people asking for displacer beasts in the previous three threads.
>>12545939I'm taking notes.>>12545945Because they really want it and we just want to help them express who they really are.
>>12545945>interested in Alp bullyingget in the van, anon, I'll show you a thing or two. >>12545950stage three, but if you get them early, they'll be your little sub.
>>12545949And they went on fucking strikes when they didn't get enough bushels of grain.>>12545950Let's find out!A one...A two...A three...Three!
>>12545943We should file a complaint to the Pharaoh about her right hand's obvious back working skillsOh, to see her face when she hears how terribly bad her right hand is. And how she's responsible for the many workers leaving her and working for her rival
>>12545919>they're totally built>Then you build more.I don't understand, why are we building these pyramids? What purpose do they serve? I was talking to the purple snake girl about this and she told me about why building these giant pyramids are a waste of time. They don't provide food, water, nor even entertainment to our people. Plus all the land and manpower we're using to build them could be better spent elsewhere, like building farms, schools, improving society as a whole.I just don't get what purpose these giant sand triangles serve to better advance our society.
>>12545936>>12545930>>12545895You guys realise the pyramids were likely built by *paid* workers, mostly farmers in between growing seasons, right?
>>12545936I will consider myself nourished (spiritually) when I can bathe in (paper or metal) money. My skin needs it after all the harsh sunlight.
>>12545952Perhaps people were inactive at that time.
>>12545953make sure you dress them up all girly and walk them around with a collar on, and bang them out in public while they wear maid outfits. start introducing nipple clamps and candlewax once their dicks start to shrink. use manticore venom to keep your dick hard and pump their butts savagely.
>>12545960We got a free thinker here! Time for a public execution!
>>12545884>>12545900>>12545934I like to imagine this guy is a seriously drunk Paladin who after coming back from the tavern has decided to shitpost on the monster girl board.
>>12545960>I just don't get what purpose these giant sand triangles serve to better advance our society. For the glory of anubutts, duh
>>12545947No, bully it until it cries
>>12545960>why build pyramidsWhen a Pharaoh retires, she takes all her bling and sex slaves and moves into one of those to party down forever.>>12545961>guys, guys, stop having fun!>>12545966>nipple clamps and candlewaxI feel responsible for introducing these into the repertoire of the common Alp, and I regret nothing.
>>12545966Good thinking, these are all great ideas. It is obvious why you are the master.
>>12545960Truly that Pharaoh and her Anubis right hand are a bunch of hollow brained Wurms!I say we go on strike! Or blow this popcicle stand and go work for that purple snake girl to better society!hell, that purple snake SHOULD be the Pharaoh!
>>12545961> Implying anubutts simply had a lego fetish before legos were invented
>>12545975If you want, you might consider pimping them out in stage one and two, their butt holes will get tight again once they turn girl. they'll get plenty of cum while they do it, and the first time with the pussy can still be yours! easy money, and they get better at dick handling.
>>12545970Imagine if instead of pyramids, they build big butts out of stone with a fluffly tail between the cheeks, made by planting desert trees atop a mound of earth shaped like a tail.I want to live in that universe.
>>12545943They only perished because their faith wavered. Now get back to work, while I retire to my tent to drink spiced wine and have my paws massaged.>>12545961W-what are you talking about? I'm not supposed to- I mean, workers aren't supposed to be paid. They're doing this for free out of choice, no matter how much they might protest.>>12545944To compare hand-holding to some noble endeavor, truly you are the worst. You were caught with your fingers intertwining, gripped so that the sweat of your palms became one......Once you are done working today I will need you to come to my tent, so that I might discuss your disgusting hand-holding fetish. S-so you can repent.>>12545964You wish to work with paper and metal? I'll re-assign you to metalworking to make tools, it'll be harder work, but it sounds like it will be better for you.
>>12545981>>12545966This is all so wrong, and yet I want it. T-to do it to Alps, of course, ahahaha, not, not have it done to me.
>>12545974>Pharaoh>Sex slaves
>>12545983>that anubutttime for hotglue.
>>12545961> Implying anubutts didn't have a lego fetish before legos were invented
>>12545983>Anubis figureWhen was it made and where do I buy it?
>>12545985Well why do you think she gathers the firstborn every now and again?
>>12545984you can come to my free seminar in the woods, if you like. I'll show you how I alp my targets.
>>12545992>trying to coax a Finn into the woodsYou're in way over your head boya.
>>12545983I'll show you a thing or two about hand-holding you'll never forget.>>12545984It seems our alp population has been steadily increasing over the past few weeks. Feels good to know that, if it does happen, I'll be one of the last ones to turn.
>>12545967P-Please do not bully free-thinkers>>12545970Is that something we really need to spend generations upon generations of building multiple giant pyramids for?>>12545974Does she need to? Wouldn't it be easier for everyone if we all had equal burial customs? Quite honestly, I feel like our current government is flawed. Perhaps if we instilled a democracy, or at least a representative republic in which elected officials voted in by the people could vote on laws. I feel like that system would work far better than this system of waiting for a new pharaoh and building her several pyramids.I feel like that purple snake girl should be the president, she seems to have our best interests in mind.>>12545976Yeah, a peaceful strike in which we all refuse to make pyramids until either working conditions and problems with society are addressed, or major government reformations are passed.
>>12545983> Re-assigned to tinkering with toolsWINBut you forgot the paper.
I still want to bully a slimehttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KN__rqrNYjI
>>12545995well, get in the van, then, you can meet the guys in the basement.
>>12545997>believing a purple snake talks to youAnon, have you been getting high off of crystallized Sandworm pussyjuices again?>>12546001Okay, that sounds like a plan.
>>12545999>WINstop that.
>>12545990It's a garage kit so you don't. There's still time to order succubutt before she's released though.
>>12545997>Peaceful strokeAnd if that doesn't work, we either have an election for the knew Pharaoh. Or we force her out.
Hey guys, imagine this:Sitting at a table with a monstergirl.Holding hands.Fingers interlocked.Thumbs rubbing against the other's hands.Resting foreheads together.While rubbing noses together.And playing footsie below the table.
>>12545997Get out of here grapesnake. You're not fooling anyone.
>>12546011L-Lewd.
>>12545967But free thinkers do stuff like invent aqueducts, pyramid designs and massage techniques! Among more useful things.
>>12546011Great Hathor's bust pushed against Ra and Ammy's, that some lewd as hell stuff right there, anon
>>12546011Jesus, spoiler that shit.Some of us are at work
>>12546010>Peaceful strokeFuck that made me laugh.
>>12546016No, that's scholars who study old, tried and true schools of natural science and then apply what they learned, free thinkers have nothing to guide their thoughts.
>>12546020Oh God I just realized my typoI ain't even retyping that. That's gold
>>12546022> implying scholars can't be free thinkers
>>12545996How depraved! The sooner I can get you to 'repent', the better.>>12545999Paper is expensive, more expensive than you, and you don't look like a scribe.>>12545997>>12545976You there! Stop scheming! And stay away from that slutty purple snake!
>>12546027They're not, their thoughts are strictly guided by the approved works of their predecessors! And everything will be fine forever!
>>12546022Implying that they would (willingly) become masseuses
>>12545983>Hand holding is a criminal offense. See, this is why I worship Amaterasu and not any Pharaoh. Shit, worshippers of Hathor have it better than Pharaoh worshippers and they're from the same fucking region.
>>12546028>Slutty purple snakeShe's one t talk, am i right?
>>12546031The best part of a theocratic monarchy is that you don't need "willing" subjects.
>>12546004But it's true! She's purple, has a cobra hood, black eyes and everything!>>12546010I don't think we need to do anything by force, considering that everyone in power is still monster girls and really scary and anubis's paws can hurt you a bit when they're pinning you down. I feel that since we have the morally correct side, we can protest peacefully and eventually they'll have to budge. We can win them over with words, logic, and reasoning.>>12546012I'm not a grape snake, I just talked to one and exchanged idea, with which I am now exchanging to my fellow coworkers so we can all be more educated and aware of our circumstances and what our rights should be as a worker.>>12546028We're not scheming, that would imply secrecy. We're just exchanging ideas out in the public domain so we can better society and question the morality of building pyramids.Also is it really fair to use ad hominem as a way to attack someone with an opposing viewpoint?
>>12546033Ammy is a false god and flea bag! Praise Pharaoh!
>>12546033That's why we're our own division. We stay away from the whole god emperor crap and just focus on spreading health and love to all.
>>12546028> I don't look like a scribeAnd you don't look like a competent overseer. Appearances can be deceiving. Despite your transparency.
>>12546040Do you want to get punched in the butt?Cause that's how you get punched in the butt
>>12546028Yeah I'll repent, repent until your hands are all sweaty and shaky.
>>12546039>purple, cobra hood, black eyesAnon, you need to spend less time in the sun, you're getting delirious. Maybe a few years in the deepest mine shafts will help out with that a little? Hmm? Maybe three years without sunlight will make the purple snake go away?>>12546045I bet she licks her own crotch, too!
>>12546045Stop alp enabling
>>12546040>flea bagSay that to my face, not online Anubutt. My fist will engage in Jolly Co-operation with your face in the name of the glorious sun.>>12546042A noble task my friend. Keep on keeping on.
>>12546049Alps gonna Alp, dog.>>12546051>claims to follow Ammy>threatens to beat someone up over an insultFalse flag operation detected.
>>12546008Hair seams soon, fellow succuslut lovers.
>>12546039>Words>Logic>And reasoningAh, I see now. we have a genuine scholar here. A pacifist of sorts, huh? Don't want to get your hands dirty? Why, we wouldn't want to get those schooling hands of your covered in dirty now, don't we?Get it through your skull, kid. That Pharaoh ain't going to do nothing but look down on us like ants in a mound. You don't make action, she won't even notice
>>12546057>fat thighsMust bite.>>12546058Ooh? Is someone fermenting a rebellion? I think he is! The Khepri Pit, eight weeks!
>>12546057>seamsAt least I collect robitts.
>>12546056I'm very passionate. I could have let it slide if she hadn't called Amaterasu a fleabag.
>>12545965Do people not read the whole thread?
>>12546043I-I... You... Fine, I'll just work you harder, until you come crawling on your knees and admit that you're just an illiterate peasant and that I'm a glorious overseer.>>12546047Vile priest! S-stop that~
>>12546065Maybe.
>>12546042also we have cookies
>>12546064Do you think Ammy would want you to be violent? Repeat after me: sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never harm me!
>>12546066My fingers intertwined with your paws, our hands will cease to be separate instead becoming one
>>12546072Pharaoh has punch and pie, submit!
>>12546072The best in all the land.>>12546077>punch and pie>better than milk and cookies
>>12546077Ilias stole the pie and your punch is probably just watery Kool-Aid.
>>12546077All the milk I can drink and free cookies! Why would I want to work for some dumb Pharoah?
>>12546062I don't care how long you put me in the pits for! but know this! Your reign is coming to an end, Pharaoh! You can sit there looking high and mighty for now, but soon you'll be down in the dirt like the rest of us.You can rule all you want and boss us all around, but we're going to get you. We're going to toss you off that throne of yours and put a Pharaoh better suited for the job. So enjoy it while it lasts!
>>12546066> Says paper is expensive> (presumably) Gives me scribe duties> Hopes I'll failThis is what I meant about appearing... less than glorious, babe. But I'll forgive you.If you submit to a caning.But in the meantime I have tasks to accomplish.
>>12546066Goddamnit, Anubis is hot on too many levels for me to cope right now.I want to tenderly commit sin with her.
>>12546085>Illias stole the pieNow I feel bad for neglecting her. The whole reason she went nuts in the first place was that she was lonely.>>12546087Good luck making cookies when all the grain is controlled by the Pharaoh!>>12546089Hmm? 10 weeks in the Khepri pits, then.
>>12546085Grape kool-aid?!
>>12546090Please no bully the tsundere doggie.
>>12546096It's okay. I've been selling the Pharoah's secrets to the Romans for years in exchange for grain. I've got a nice stockpile going!
>>12546073But what about Darkwraiths anon? Are you saying I should hug the servants of Yami?That being said I think I'm just gonna go punch a training dummy for a bit. That'll calm me down.
>>12546096>Implying the grain is controlled by the PharaohWho do you think harvests the grain? Farmers. Who do you think the farmers marry? Holstaurus most of the time. Who do you think Holstaurus families worship? Hathor. You don't control anything without the say of the farmers.
>>12546096What happens to a shota if he wants to end his friendship with a clingy, unhinged monstergirl?
>>12546100I'll be sure to give her two business days' notice before her penance. That will provide ample time for her to adjust her schedule.See? No bullying at all
>>12546076Haahn~>>12546090What? You're supposed to beg me to not give you more work! Are you crazy, you'll die from that workload!.. Just get back to your regular work, this never happened. Hmph.>>125460912 nights in the Crocodile Girl Pit.
>>12546104>the RomansFuck, those guys wouldn't even be any different in a Monster Girl setting.>>12546106What makes the crops grow? The Sun. Who is the Sun? The Pharaoh.>>12546110The basement.
>>12546112>dictating her schedulesYou're good at this. Please teach me!
>>12546048Please no, I don't want to get in trouble or punished for promoting questioning our environment, work conditions and goal, and various other things going about here. Surely our Pharaoh overlord and Anubis overseer won't punish us for questioning these things, right?>>12546058I just feel like actions would only serve as a determent and make Pharaoh act rashly. If we appealed through logic and understanding, everyone can come out of this a winner right?
>>12546096Ten weeks, huh? I hope they make you everyone's slave once Pharaoh's taken down, you son of a gun!
>>12546115We have Ammy on our side, you don't fully control the sun. Besides, would you really starve your entire nation to spite us?
>>12546120But why would you want Pharaoh to come out as a winner, huh? You funny in the head, boy?There's winners and losers, Anon. Not everyone can win.
>>12546120Maybe five years in the deep mining shafts will help you with your hallucinations. Don't worry, the evil snake won't bother you beneath the lowest dwellings of the Dwarves!>>12546123Three months in the Khepri Pits.
>>12546114And once our hands are one I shall give you a nice head rub around the base of your ears, maybe even gently stroking the ears themselves.
>>12546114>Crocodile Girl PitWorth it. I mean, just look at that ass. Perfect Egyptian bronze, slim and toned, yet plump from days spent lounging around under the sun...And that fur, that tail, probably sleek as silk, heaven to the touch, and covering those lithe, muscular limbs of a natural killer she shows off with that predator smile.I want to pour exotic oils on her body and massage them into her skin with my own body.
>>12546115Nope. That's what makes it so damn funny!
>>12546135>Three months in the Khepri Pits.He'll either die, come back more powerful than you could possibly imagine, or both.
>>12546114Regular work is not enough for me, too boring. These pyramids are taking too long to be finished. You want them built, you'll get them built.
>>12546135T-Three months? That won't phase me!Why, I might just end up like what >>12546144 said
>>12546144He'll come out a broken shell of a man who will never question another order again.
>>12546114> Concerned for my healthThat is very sweet of you. In return you may have head pats after your punishment.> Trying to renege on my re-assignmentPaper and tools are to be my regular work now; what kind of divine being ever went back on her decisions without first being requested? An additional five strikes at your caning.
>>12546156>subduing Anubutt like a common subTruly you are a man among men.
>>12546154It's a pit of pleasure though. If he comes back broken he won't be ABLE to follow your orders anymore. You cannot please him for he has known greater joys, you cannot threaten him for he no longer knows pain. He'd be broken in ways we don't even understand.Why isn't the khepri pit a reward? I feel like it should be a reward.
>>12546163It's too late Anon, for I- I mean he- is being sent there right this instantSee you in three months, Pharaoh.
>>12546163Why do we have all these pits filled with monstergirls, anyway?Do they take shifts so some of them can have a break from being in the pits? Is there just a break room for the pit girls? Or do they just eat in the pit?The pits are strange and mysterious places.
>>12546138>>12546142S-such lust! Why does the Pharaoh keep sending me such depraved Humans?>>12546149Your hardwork will not go unnoticed Human Worker number 7346.>>12546156I went soft on you and already you're threatening to punish me? Your overseer?4 nights in the crocodile pit. If you behave in there I'll allow you pat my head.
>>12546163>Why isn't the khepri pit a rewardThey're DUNG BEETLES anon, there's POOP all over the place, they live in it, make big balls out of it, imprison their victims in it.
>>12546168Yeah, I mean, what's the deal with the Sandworm crocodile pit?hey make it sound like a terrible place, when alligating is sexy fun time
So I've looked at some names and make poll for each character. The female priest of Hathor and her male Guardian. I tried to add more variety to the male names because some anons wanted something not Egyptian. The Priestess will definitely have an egyptian name.Anyway, here are the polls. I'll post the results in a few days!Male: http://strawpoll.me/2687358Female: http://strawpoll.me/2687361
>>12546170>Anubutt and her crush competing for supremacyI love this thread right now, but I need to go to bed and hopefully dream of a Dragon MILF. But THIS is how these threads should be.
Remember, daughterus are for giving a bath, drying off in a big comfy and fluffy towel, putting her into her custom made onsee PJs, tucking her in, consoling her when she gets scared that you're leaving, giving her a stuffed animal friend and tucking her in again and giving a kiss on the forehead. Not dicking.
>>12546170>depraved humansSo guysShould I tell her about the limestone busts the masons have been making in her likeness for 'inspiration'?
>>12546170Because she knows you like it. And she knows the best way to make you unwind is through a good long hand-holding session with head rubs.
>>12546182Nope!
>>12546178>Not voting Kysen>Not voting TiaI shiggy, /mgg/.
>>12546170>depravedMe? Depraved? Is it depraved to want the Anubis to force her tongue as far into my mouth as she can reach? Is it depraved to attempt to push back with my own tongue, kissing back hard enough and loudly enough that the whole block of slave tents can hear it?Is it depraved to want her to close those grand paws around my own hands while I grope at her paw pads with my thumbs and fingers?Is it depraved to want to tug at the base of her tail while slamming my dick into that plump, jiggling ass, impaling her all the way up to the base and hearing her howl with climax as she feels my hot seed surge and pulse within her asshole?
>>12546170> Went soft> Wants out of punishmentI do not need coddling, pup. But if you need it, I will relatively gentle.See me in the tent nearest to the supply depot two days from now one half hour after dusk, sharp.Do not worry about your punishment - I know you are strong enough to take it.
>>12546057Wait where do I order this?i swear I saw someone posted this before but gave no info about it
>>12546183The Pharaoh wouldn't possibly... No, it is not because of her that you wish to lay your strong, work-weathered hands on my oiled, well-rounded breasts from behi- Pharaoh forgive me! Such impure thoughts, out loud.>>12546183>>12546203>>12546204S-STOP STARING. GET BACK TO WORK, ALL OF YOU. OR I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE CROCODILE GIRL PIT FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!
>>12546209Only if you stop being a cute
>>12546209I've had enough of this slave driving, Anubis! Now get over here and make me your slave! That's an order! I command you to dominate me body and soul, and I'm not letting you leave until you've turned me into a bedraggled, femcum covered wreck!Now make me lick your paws and worship your body with the finest massaging oils, before I change my mind!
>>12546209Your god isn't realConvert to Jesus Christism you git
>>12546209Hush; pretty girls do not need to be self-conscious.Remember: two days from now, one half hour after dusk.I know you will look forward to it.
Is there a god for a lazy guy like me?One that doesn't do that whole rape thing?I'm too lazy for rape
>>12546226Dionysus is your patron deity
>>12546223>>12546218>>12546213>All these anon's wanting to fuck the Anubutt>Not going after the PharaohI mean, the poor girl is probably lonely. Sometimes you just have to aim for the top
>>12546209>Get back to workYeah, about that, you see, there's this one guy doing everything by himself. Dude's going crazy, carrying entire stone blocks on his back and stuff. He doesn't even need the rest of the group. What was his number again? Seven-Three-Forty...Something...I think it was the guy who was drank that weird glowing milk from that mysteryous healthy lady some days ago...
I want to pet anubutts
>>12546231Pharaoh has her noble suitors and foreign dignitaries.Anubis gets well-muscled workers and slaves. She feels a kid in a candy shop, no matter how much she tries to hide it.
>>12546231I will allow the priest to... comfort... our pretty little overseer after carrying out her punishment. All things in due time.
What is /mgg/'s favorite /ss/ related fap-material?http://exhentai.org/g/667645/919fd75350/
>>12546238http://exhentai.org/g/724834/c07762c9aa/
>>12546237Is the revolution approaching?
>>12546235I want to perform navallingus on an Anubutt while petting her head and licking the sweat from her delicious tummy.
>>12546240Apophis, stop projecting.
>>12546245I too, would also want to do these things to an Anubis
>>12546245dude
>>12546249Yeah?
>>12546250dude
>>12546209you cant make me work
>>12546178>OtherHollie
>>12546250http://i.imgur.com/YRetF.png
Let's get everything back under control. You.>>12546213I am a terrifying Egyptian deity, and you will learn to fear me, I am not cute.1 night in the Crocodile Girl pit.>>12546222Absolute heresy. Unforgivable. There's only one punishment fitting of such a terrible crime.1 night in the Scarab Girl pit.>>12546223S-silence, stop talking nonsense and get back to moving stone. You d-degenerate.>>12546234I'll get some guards to look into the matter, That meddling cow goddess is never up to any good.>>12546253I can, because if you don't, it's 1 night in the Crocodile pit.And you...>>12546218Come to my tent when night falls.
>>12546231But Anon, I'm just a weak sub human boy who just tries to do whatever he's told. How could someone as weak and spineless as me hope to get someone as powerful and commanding as Pharaoh?
>>12546252I know, right? I usually was indifferent towards [spoilernavallingus][/spoiler], but even when I think about it now, I get all tingly near my stomach, like my muscles are constantly contracting. But rather than it being uncomfortable, I can just translate it into lewdness.See, I imagine it like this. Anubis is on her back, reclining back on her bed of the finest down and silks. Then, licking her in a long, slow line from her waist to below her breasts, you can really feel the curves, muscles, and smoothness of her tummy. She's hesitant, but it barely does anything more than tickle her. Then you really start lapping, and the sensations are making her writhe around a bit, but that doesn't matter, because you can taste every salt-sweetness of the sweat that drips from her head, her breasts, trailing onto her stomach and leaving lines of moisture that make her skin glisten in a way gold never could.You fill yourself up on her, intoxicating yourself with her taste and smooth, perfect texture, but then, when she's least expecting it, you dive into her belly button.cont...
>>12546273_______________dude
>>12546258I want to pet an Anbutts ears while I massage her tummy
>>12546258But how can I be fearful when you're wearing something that makes me want to lick across your navel and thighs until my tongue is drier than sand
>>12546273Ctrl+s nigga.
>>12546273Now I want to lick an Anubutt, thanks.
>>12546273Of course, it's a little odd, but just think of it like a more sensitive part of her body, still beautiful. And besides, what she's feeling now, it's an overloading of sensations she's never even felt through sex. She squirms and moans and giggles, unsure of how to respond to a feeling that turns the mind into mush. She wants to wriggle away for respite, but she also couldn't beg for it more than if she grabbed your head and physically squeezed you against her pudgy belly. You need leverage, so, being adjacent to her, you steady yourself with one hand on her breast, and the other rubbing at her clit through the cloth of her garb. You tweak her nipple, and that little pearl of pleasure, but the sensations pale compared to what she's feeling as your tongue, wet and unrelenting, flicks against the nub of her belly button more times than she can count in a second.cont...
>>12546301Her toes/paws are curling from the sensory short-circuit in her head, and she's raising her knees up, clenching those perfect abs and rocking back and forth with her tongue lolling out of her mouth, eyes rolling into the back of her head. She doesn't know what to do with herself, and when she finally climaxes from the combination of your hands upon her nipple and clit, and your tongue delving into such a private, newly-discovered source of pleasure, it's a climax she's never felt before. You stop as every muscle in her body goes limp, tender warmth and pleasure blooming from her core and spreading all the way to the tips of her ears, her tail, and her padded digits, melting everywhere between and turning the strict, high-strung Anubis to putty under your caress....So, to answer the question, if there was any to begin with, that's why I think I like navallingus.
>>12546311Holy shit man
>>12546209>>12546258Oh but its true. The pharaoh wants you to feel good, she wants you to engage in sinful acts with your so called slaves. She told me specifically to take hold of your hands, intertwining our fingers in the most intimate way, to stare deeply into your eyes, and not let go no matter how much you resist. This is why I let myself be caught, because I have already caught you.
>>12546311and that's how I got a boner.
Despite all the fighting over whether the Pharaoh or Apophis is best, I think we can all agree that., by the end of the day, the two need each other in their lives.Think about it. All Apophis wants to do is party, and she somewhat keeps the Pharaoh from getting too caught up in her work and "muh Order." And Pharaoh brings structure to everyone, including Apophis, and keeps her from getting too crazy.One brings order, the other brings entertainment. Truly, OTP.
>>12546258> degenerateI have already logged our session into your schedule. The only degeneracy would be tardiness, and I know you take pride in punctuality.Speaking of which, I must attend to the quartermaster's supply logs. Those crocodile girls don't feed themselves. Later, fluffy sweetheart.And try to keep your tail under control - all that fluffy wagging will distract the workers.
>>12546311Punaldin?
>>12546330Nope. I'm nowhere near the level of popularity where my name should be mentioned.But getting that out of my system makes me want to write more. Not navallingus in particular, but something lewd.
>>12546316>>12546329Enough, I'm going back to my tent. I'll deal with you some other day. I'm tired.
>>12546350I'll be in shortly.
>>12546350The exclamation marks are kind of like arrows, aren't they?They are pointing to her navel, right? That's not me just going crazy?
>>12546356Go home navel lover, you don't know what you're seeing anymore
>>12546350Someone sounds stressed. Need a hug? I'd be happy to oblige.
>>12546360You're probably right. Guess I just need to sit down and do some navel gazing.
>>12546350>>12546354Have fun you two.>>12546356We can hear you thinking aloud, anubis.
>>12546356No, they mean place your tongue on the dot and follow the line above it.
Oh man, I just realised. I was talking about navels on their own so much, I didn't even get a chance to wax on about foodplay, and things like licking cream and chocolate sauce off of a perfectly caramel-skinned Anubis stomach, then kissing her so the taste mixes in both of our mouths.Maybe next thread, then.
Despite all the fighting over whether the Pharaoh or Apophis is best, I think we can all agree that., by the end of the day, the two need each other in their lives.Think about it. All Apophis wants to do is party, and she somewhat keeps the Pharaoh from getting too caught up in her work and "muh Order." And Pharaoh brings structure to everyone, including Apophis, and keeps her from getting too crazy.One brings order, the other brings entertainment. Truly, OTP.Still, Purified Apophis is best girl.
>>12546375what about nutella
>>12546378Spread the sauce while I spread her cheeks?I'm not even sure if what I'm saying makes sense any more. All I know is that I want it.
>>12546377>You'll never be pressed between a Pharaoh and an Apophis and asked which one is better.>You'll never end up in a competitive threesome with them.>Both of them constantly asking you if they feel better than the other one while riding you senseless.>It ends with the three of you in one big exhausted cuddlepile.Life is pain.
>>12546383I think what you should get is some sleep.
>>12546386Can't. Too busy writing about slimegirls.
>>12546385This is where you keep saying to both of them that you don't know or can't tell yet so they should try harder. The bruises would be worth it.
>tfw never really felt turned on by any lewd story or idea posted on /mgg/>Some are even boring at timesIs there something wrong with me?
>>12546396Stop fapping for a month.
>>12546396You've either reached Kinky Nirvana and our base wants and needs are trivial to you, or you're some kind of boring asexual.
>>12546396Nah. Unless I put myself in the mood, I can't even get a boner by being in these threads and trying to be aroused. Not the fault of the content, just me not wanting to fap at the time.I know some people here fap pretty often, but my average seems to be once every two days, with fluctuations.
>>12546400Just went through September without fapping, as a matter of fact.>>12546406To be honest, fapping got boring, so the latter, I guess.But enough of blogshit.
>>12546396Stop fapping for a while. Trust me, suddenly everything is erotic
>>12546422He's got a point, the less you get off, the more willing you are to do things to get off.Which can be fucking awful if there are certain people you don't want to deal with anymore, so don't go overboard.
What monster likes being spanked the most?I'm guessing alps
>>12546410Ah yes. One-quarter sex drive anon. Not to be confused with impotent small penis anon.I understand how you guys can still enjoy a thread without the sex but for the life of me I can't figure out why you keep asking the rest of us if what you feel is normal.
>>12546410Same for me.
>>12546430>spankingI don't understand the appeal.
I've got a dumb question. Do MGs with a snake-like lower half have butts?
>>12546445Maledomfags.
>>12546445Me either. Or foodplay either. But I think a lot of it is mental crossassociation of various pleasure centers and concepts.>Person grows up being taught sex is "naughty">Punishment for being naughty is spanking>Suddenly spanking is sexy as fuck to them
>>12546445Would you teasingly pull on her tail?"Curly, straight, curly, straight, curly AGGGH!"
>>12546449Sometimes, some have a butt right before the snake half start, other have cloaca and no butt
>>12546449>lamiass
>>12543653Everytime I see this pic I die a little inside.
>>12546465If Carl was in MGE, would he TAKE THEIR FRIGGIN SUN!
>>12546456It's called sproinking and they LOVE it
>>12546449Sometimes, but they certainly have hips.>You will never ride with Alexis the Great (Hips). The great Greek Lamia general. As you conquer Egypt and replace the Pharaoh as leader.
>>12546449I'd say "no", if we're after a monster that happens to look hot, rather than a specifically designed sex monster. If we're not, knock yourself out, make it all butts, for all I care.I'd rather the former, if only because >>12543653 is one.
>>12546481That is one spankable Lamia butt
>>12546513>implying they're all not spankable But yeah, she has a nice butt.
>>12545952I agree people should notice these more, but the thread is moving quickly and my post doesn't have an image, so no-one will read this.
The softest spooky ghost
>>12546546I'd ectoplasm that spirit
>>12546546Niiice.>It's also a mangaI'm gonna read this.
Scylla or Roper, Anon? Knowing the difference could save your life.
>>12546576Looks like a roper. No suction cups.
>>12546576Roper. Scylla have the cups
>>12546573
>>12546585>>12546593And knowing is half the battle!M.G. Joe!!!!!
>>12546595Looks interesting.
>>12546600God the monster girl version of cartoons would be horribleI want it
>>12546481Sometimes I see a female lamia riding a guy, other times I see a futa lamia fucking a girl, and other times I see a futa lamia pumping the ass of a guy.
>>12546618It's the first one.
>>12544443Most greentexts and such gesture towards that but I find that it's pretty rare for someone to go all the way with itFor instance some people can't restrain themselves and still use the word "slut" to describe women even though that would only apply to men in a role-reversed society. Or they still want to say mgs can be prostitutes even though they would probably be gay or just extremely niche in a role-reversed setting. Also the "male slut shame" factor would have to be there instead of the studly pride thing.No matter how poorly it's done however I still love every bit of role-reversal that gets written around here. It's my dream to be a perfect 1950s style househusbando for some hard working mg
>>12544443>>12546632I like this.
>>12546632This nigga understands.
A reminder if janitor deletes the thread again and you want to make a new one1. Don't. Let some one with more experience make it, you'll fuck it like you always do2. So your going to make it, don't fuck it by following these simple steps.2a. Have a safe for work image that won't be deleted.2b. Have "Monster Girl" in the title (not MG or have Monster Girl as the name you chuckle fuck)And there you go, if this is too complicated refer back to step 1!And bonus step if you are an expert:2c. Provide a link to the monster girl collectionGood luck and please wait until the old thread is gone before making a new one!
>>12546676Okay?
>>12546676The problem is when they do it intentionally, you know.
>>12546632This.It's not my dream being the househusbando, but I wouldn't mind if it happened.
>>12546632What's your favorite bit of role reversal?
Where's the miko cow
>>12546708Are they trying to raise a tomboy?
>>12546632Mah nigga.
You're next.
>>12546704
>>12546717Please no.
>>12546717But my name isn't Frank.
>>12546719knock knock, anon.And that not her asking to come inside. That's her beating the door down.
>>12546713Just a boy, not named Tom.
>>12546717Quick anons, how do I avoid this fate?
>>12546632Also it would be nice not to see it with only amazonesses for once.(Even though amazoness a best)>>12546651>>12546671>>12546703>>12546716Thank you gentlemenjust remember you can be a stronk independent man who don't need no mg>>12546704Hmm. I think I like the idea of being someone's support, "standing by her side" and being valued and slightly objectified as much as men do their waifus irl.Also the idea of being slightly condescended to when I decide to pursue something other than househusbandry and child raising turns me onAlso amazon position
>>12546717As they say, "If rape is inevitable, lie back and enjoy it"
>>12546717More Fia when? ;_;
>>12546724That's the MGE holst, they, like other mamono can't produce male children.
>>12546721just because Frank is a dumbass who repeatedly gets caught by ushi-onis doesn't mean he's the ONLY dumbass getting caught.>>12546730Who is Fia?
>>12546735see>>12541996
>>12546726And being treated like a fragile rose. Imagine mgs writing passionate love poetry for you, like the mirror image of a typical Renaissance poem
>>12546733>MG can't have human male childrenThis is one of the most retarded thoughts associated with monster girls.
>>12546725find a stronger monstergirl jump into her arms and pray to whatever you believe that she isn't already married
>>12546740I don't remember male humans with horns.
>>12546740They can, in my headcanon.
>>12546725see >>12546727>>12546737I prefer my ushis full-on RAPE.
>>12546740>MG can't have human male children>Implying
>>12546740It takes away the need for rape since some men would be accustomed to seeing mgs from having been raised by oneand men wouldn't be so opposed to them if they felt they weren't doing something unnatural and betraying their race
>>12546744My point was monster girls can, or at least should, be able to have human male children.
>>12546740>>12546744They could be normal looking humans, but with some kind of niche, like inheriting some kind of power from their mothers, like that one pissed off oni born dude.
>>12546746rather an hero. How would they mgs try stop someone from an heroing?
>>12546748What if human male births weren't as common as monstergirl births?
>>12546748Basically something of the predator-prey relationship is lost
>>12546754depends on if the ushi-oni is into necrophilia or not.
>>12546755maybe if they were like albino peoplesomething that makes you go "what the fuck" and kind of stare at them weirdly
>>12546748What if the birth rates of human men from monstergirls were be extremely low? Like one boy every 25 girls or something.
>>12546749A lot of us let mgs have human children in our headcanons. Also, they can give birth to incubi in MGE>inb4 incubi are not humans>>12546752That's basically an incubus from MGE
>>12546740unless it got changed or im just thinking of MGQ, im sure monster girls could give birth to human boys, its just really fuckin rare as shitsure i read one of the high-ups wanting to find a way so MGs gave birth to more human dudes
>>12546726I'm not sure about going full 50's 'house husband raising children and gossiping' like you, but I know what you mean. I'd like to be a stay at home dad/husband who welcomes his dire wolfu home from work wearing a naked apron. Then she'd sweep me off my feet, princess carry me to bed for some sweaty, stress-relieving sex, and then we'd shower together and spend the rest of the evening over dinner, pursuing our varied interests, and then end the night with cuddles and spooning. Maybe some more sex if she's not too tired.
>>12546735Don't trash my cousin, sure he's not clever but that doesn't mean he isn't hurt by insults!
>>12546760How? I don't know how people would perceive some jailbait bishie as horsepussy offspring at first glance.
>You will never get tricked into drinking Alraune nectar laced whiskey by a Tanuki>You will never ravish her all night long, filling her several times to the brim with your man-seed>You will never wake up with a colossal fucking hangover, and see a small slip of paper>Hand Holding - $5,000>Raw Sex - $16,000>Coming Inside - $30,000>My Heart - $0.00>"May we enjoy future business together"[Your hope and optimism: Gone]
>>12546726Anon, are you a fan of hairy pussies?Cause Amazons 10 times out of 10 will have hairy pussies and assholes.
>>12546777>My Heart - $0.00
>>12546777That is so adorable it might just win me over.
>>12546777>Accepting anything from a Tanuki>Tainting your dick with Tanuki juicesYou brought it upon yourself. It was your fault from the very beginning
>>12546782
>>12546773"What the fuck are you doing with that shota, you disgusting centaur? Unhand him or I'll call the paladins""no please he's my son"They would need plenty of documentation and corroboration by the father which would make supermarket shopping a major pain in the ass
>>12546777That's kind of lovely, but then you realize you don't have enough money to pay the debt, and your only choice is to become her personal slave.
>>12546782That's fine
>>12546782Maybe I can convince her to shave since she already makes me shaveor not, although I would be more reluctant to give her after-work cunnilingus>>12546791Knife-ears would be the fat faceless orcs of role-reversed mg world. That's the kind of face one would make upon finding a lost shota
>>12546793What would a Momma Wolf do to the monstergirl who molested her human kid?
What if you looked through you're waifu's porn folder and found tons of shotadom
>>12546794And that was the plan all along anon. She just wanted to make sure you wouldn't leave her.
>>12546809Show her how it's done on said son
>>12546812>shotadomHah.But I'd find a shotafication cookie and see what I can do from there.
>>12546812You mean like, shotas domming mgs? That's pretty weird, think I'd be a little creeped out.Then on her birthday I would wear short shorts and suspenders and a cabby hat and try to go for that boy detective look, then gently domming her
>>12546794>>12546788>Not trusting a Tanuki>When they can make their tails ridiculously mofumofu and become thin, or make their tails smaller to get HEALTHDo you even sexual economics?
>>12546812Time to go to an alchemist and get a temporary shotafication potion.
>>12546822>"Murders and Inquisitions"
>>12546812Make a copy, delete the contents and replace with Maledom and Hand-Holding
>>12546828Can I see her business card?
>>12546793What would life be like for a rare human boy born of a monster girl growing up with a centaur mom and sisters?
>>12546843Bullying.
All this talk of mgs having weird fetishes has gotten me thinking.What if your waifu wanted you to cosplay as a character from her favorite chinese cartoons, or wanted you to crossdress? What if she was into fantasy roleplay, or had a human feet fetish? How far would she have to go to creep you out?
>>12546843"Look at that centaur and human boy, looks like she's an early raper""he's my fucking brother"family vacations would be hard
>>12546843Lots of /ss/ and incest, with a side dish of bullying and some gentle teasing and over-protectiveness as a drinkAnd for desert: Jealousy and sadness when he goes out with a two legged MG
>>12546822>You'll never be a resident of the on of MGC's poor neighborhoods.>You'll never have a Tanuki sneak into your house and rape you until you pass out during the full moon.>You'll never wake up afterwards to see she's given you an outrageously expensive bill for having sex with you.>She'll never say you could pay off the bill by being her personal slave for a period of time.>She'll never blush and say that she'll deduct $1000 dollars from your debt every time you cum inside her from that point on.>She'll never passionately have her way with you to relieve stress every time she comes home from work.>She'll never fall asleep while clinging to you every night.>You'll never find out that she has a massive collection of dakis, all of which have you on them.>She'll never admit that the debt was a means to get you to stay with her.>She'll never whisper in your ear that if you marry her and get her pregnant, she'll wipe away the whole debt.>You will never have sex so passionate and forceful it would make an Ushi-oni blush for the rest of the night.>You will never be the beloved house husband of a successful Tanuki girl who loves you dearly.Life is pain.I just want to be loved anons.
>>12546536I'm psychic.
>>12541110Pull the lever!
>>12546851Would the incest and /ss/ come courtesy of a Centaur Onee-san who is possibly yandere?
>>12546205The usual places. I got mine on Amiami, but if you want to know more you should hit the buyfag threads.
>>12546853I know.
>>12546853>not wanting a blue collar, honest working woman>not wanting her to say "babe we may be dirt poor, but you make me feel like a millionaire"real relationships are founded in hardship anon
>>12546863Why yes. If you like, we can add it with the combo so you don't have to pay extra
>>12546871Money is also the number one destroyer of relationships. Or lack thereof.
>>12546820>>12546812>Find the shotadom folder>Buy a ludicrously expensive potion from Trusty Patches the Tanuki>Tie your wife up with a bow and some ribbon, she's giggling that you're being so forceful and manly>Undress and show her the bottle, her eyes widen as she realizes what it is, the bright pink fluid sloshing around as you twirl it>Drinking it, you can feel your body shrinking, becoming younger>She's furiously blushing now, rivulets of her lucrication dripping down her puffy red slit>Her eyes have gone feral, almost as if you're as pure as the morning snow>You will never tenderly shotadom your wife with that oh-so-delectable shota cock of yours and fall asleep with her nipple in your mouth, suckling it lazily>She'll never get lost in the moment of having taken your first time (again)>Wake up, it's effective for 30 days>Shit shit shit shit shit>Your hands are tied, your wife still has that feral look on her face, she wants more of the Shota D, and she plans to break you
>>12546879I am totally okay with that.
>>12546851Centaur onii-san gang rape after they find out that he's going out with a MG who doesn't have delicious horse pussy.
>>12546879>not reading the fine print of the bottleDeserved it.
>>12546892>delicious>horse pussyI hate this family.
>Not wanting an Echidna mom>Not wanting Shirohebi, Apophis and Medusa onee-sans
Assuming there were less monster girls then Men, what would make you stand out above the other men to make them choose you over someone else.
>>12546912Sounds like an interesting household
>>12546912>implying i don't want those
>>12546915I actually want to be raped.
Polite reminder that the voting for names of the Priestess of Hathor and her Guardian is still going on. Polls will close tomorrow evening. Once again:Male - http://strawpoll.me/2687358Female - http://strawpoll.me/2687361
>>12546912>Not having to play "House" with your onee-sans>Not eventually working down to the Tsundusa>Not doing cutesy erotic couple shit like her wearing a naked apron, and watching her python hair go ballistic when you call her cute, even though she calls you and idiot>Not fucking her while she feeds you>Not coming inside so much it leaks out>Not hearing the "ara ara" of your mom>"I guess since they're the youngest they're the most compatible~">Not almost dying in the ensuing snake orgy ball of your maman and onee-sans>Not winning the world
>>12546912>>12546917Imagine sleeping with all your sisters in a big bed. Heaven.>>12546926Your mom belongs to your dad. Let's not be greedy; you have a lot of sisters.
>>12546926>of your mamanNah Onee-sans are totally okay though.
>>12546921That would just be ruff sexShe doesn't want to fuck... She wants to rape
>>12546931The [Ara Ara] would be in maximum force when Mom sees you fucking covered under a bed of turquoise, black, and white scales
>>12546929>Your mom belongs to your dad.I think you're a little mixed up there...
>>12546929>Imagine sleeping with all your sisters in a big bed. Heaven.>Cuddle ballYes. This is also good.
Is this the age of Onee-san?
>>12546863>Mah humps>Mah humps
>>12546923>naming the Heretical Clergy of the boob-milk cultGood, the Inquisition was having trouble picking a target
>>12546983Paladin stop being so chuuni and go get with a Succubutt, they're nice girls if you give em a chance
>>12546869cool ty
>>12546970When isn't it the age of Onee-san?>Be son of X monstergirl with your Y onee-san>Ever since you where little, she's always given you physicals under the pretense of checking on your growth>You're well into high school now, and she's stopped after a while, having moved away for college>She's back one day, waiting for you"Undress.">Ask her why. She repeats it.>Sigh and do it, her eyes lighting up as she sees your engorged ballsac and hefty weapon>Checks the temperature, length and girth, and even the weight of your testes>There's a small thing of drool going down her mouth as she sniffs your rod from base to tip, telling you that it has such a powerful male scent that it could send any female into rut>Next thing you know, you're on the floor, your Onee-san towering over you, positioning herself for snu-snu"You're still a virgin aren't you? You don't have to tell me. I can smell it on you. All the girls can. So just sit tight and let onee-san take care of you, just like a good little brother deserves.""Don't worry about school either, I had you take sick leave.">Spend the next three days having non-stop sex with Onee-san. In the foyer, in the bedroom, in the bathroom with her riding you reverse cowgirl and playing it off to Mum that she's merely cleaning herself>Lose yourself in Onee-san's body and smell>Never want to leave her, ever again>Just as planned.jpg
>>12547017God I'm glad I am an only child.
How would you react to a Jinko loli following you home after petting her head?
Writefag from >>12545853 here, with another question regarding the story plan with Astral ProjectionsI put it in a strawpoll to make things easierhttp://strawpoll.me/2689081
>>12547057Worry about having to pay for a new front door or window in case she refuses to leave me be.
>>12546995I'd prefer not to lose my soul/spirit energy
>>12546983Well that's what the Guardian is for. To protect her from asshats like you.
>>12546717Has that story with the guy who hunted the Ushi-Oni been updated yet? With the crazy thunderbird roommate?God, I can't remember its name now.
>>12547072Ah yes! Found it. Ooo. RSanon updated it.
So what happened to that story about a nurse that got infected with ushi-oni blood? I was following it but I lost it after months of no updates.
>>12547081There was only ever the first bit. ELH never got around to writing more.
>>12546912>High-maintenance Medusa who thinks hates but loves sharing a bed with you at times>Kuudere Shirohebi Onee-san who spends most of her time staring at her blue flames because they give her a sense of comfort and power>She enjoys when you talk to her since she can't seem to find the words to engage in conversation with you by herself>Motherly Apophis Onee-san whose voice sounds like link related>http://youtu.be/_s_Fusvyx7Y?t=5s>Who always has her eyes closed except when one of the girls breaks her antique clay potsI'd love a family like this.
>>12547057>Someone knocks at your door>Answer it>It's a friend of yours>"Hey, Anon, what's-u---">"...">"Hi.">"...Dude, I didn't know you had a daugh--">"She's not my daughter.">A tiny pair of eyes glare at your friend from behind your back>The loli Jinko is clinging to you like a backpack>"She's... not? Then where did she come from?">"She's been following me everywhere for days now. I don't even know this kid, to be honest.">"Why don't you just put her outside or something?">"Already did. Multiple times. She keeps finding her way inside my house."
>>12546912>Papa died shortly after he got mother pregnant with you. Disease had taken his already frail body that, even toughened by being the Incubus of a beautiful Echidna, did not make him immortal>As to his wishes, a human boy was chosen to be born. You.>Mother and father had been together for some time, and had three children beforehand. An Apophis, a Shirohebi, and a Medusa.This would... totally work.
Am I the only one who doesn't like incest and rape?
>>12547131No?
>>12546912Snakes are shit
>>12547131...Why are you even here?
>>12547137Because believe it or not, there are things to monster girls other than rape/incest fanfiction.
>>12547136No u.
>>12547142>fanfictionHey I remember you.
>>12547136>Snakes are shitU wot m8?
>>12547145God having a lamina girlfriend would be so fucking messy.But I wouldn't have it any other way
>>12547147Would it? Aside from a waterproof bed cover, some spare sheets and a bed that could withstand lamia vagings what else would you need to worry about?
>>12547152Boa Constrictors
>>12547152Shedding
>>12547145You heard me
>>12547158Snakes that aren't sick usually shed in one piece, thoughThey're really pissy when they do shed though because they have to shed the scales that cover their eyes and an animal that can't see is extremely paranoid
>>12547160>Exactly like a normal girl>"B-but she has a tail guys!"Gross
>>12547157I meant in terms of messes, not crushed rib cages. Still, for that reason Hathorians would also be popular amongst lamias in addition to oni and amazons.>>12547158Actually I don't think that is too dirty a process and she can take care of it herself.>>12547160Not so smug now, are ya smugfox?
>>12547152>You'll never pull an electric heating blanket over you and your Lamia girlfriend.>She'll never wrap around you and brush her face against yours while sleeping.>She'll never catch you in the bath the next day and fuck you senseless in her coils.Damn.
>>12547175Truly being a Hathorian that's a neat name by the way is the way to go to please even the most toughest of MG's and come out with your bones intact Praise Hathor
>>12541845>favorite girl is #1Fuck off nerds.
I'd like to cuddle with a cute alp
>>12547215I'm still upset Polt lost to Lala of all peopleSeriously, who the fuck is Lala?
>>12547218The Dullahan.You know, the one with the...she stays at the house? nobody really cares about her, but......You know, that Lala?Wait, who?
>>12547218They probably hoped crab would make her relevant if she got enough votes.
>>12547187Hathor is loved by all!except for that one group who have been lurking in the shadows all this time, and will reveal themselves at the worst possible moment for Hathorians...Jerks
>>12547238How do I know she isn't just a lying harlot that steals the followers of such better gods?
>>12547218I'm still surprised Manako ranked as high as she did.Not that I have any problem with it, though it does beg the question 'why'?
>>12547256She is very japanese in virtues, very moe, very cute, and surprisingly badass sniper.She comes across as the 'normal japanese girl with one crippling difference'
>>12547175>Not so smug now, are ya smugfox?
>>12547255Does this look like the face of a scheming, backstabbing harlot to you? I don't think so.
>>12547261And her and Darling's date was absolutely precious. Especially when he looked right into her single large eye. Not looking away at all.She got so wonderfully flustered and clearly delighted.
>>12547265You know what they say, those who don't look evil are the evilest of them all.
>>12547264I kind of want to know what's going on here and kinda don't.
>>12547268People say lots of things. You just have to experience it for yourself.
>>12547268That's an incredibly stupid saying which I've never actually heard anyone say.
>>12547272Perhaps some orgasm torture or the like.
>>12547268I've never heard anyone say this in my entire life
>>12547282>>12547286I know I just wanted to trash the Health god
Are there any daki designs for Mia or any other Lamia?
>>12547296I know there's one for Alice that can be bought somewhere. I think it's shaped like a regular daki, though.
>>12547279Dangerously cheesy pic
TFW you will NEVERhear yer Dragon wiafu ask if you can play 'tame the dragon' again tonight
>>12546929Having several snake-species MGs as onee-sans sounds as terrifying as it is arousing.They can sense heat, so the only safe hiding place is the fridge, unless you cover yourself in ice packs.
>>12547306I'm a dangerous man
>>12547307As long as she lets me lose.
>>12547316link to full pic
>>12547316That Kobold is in heat.If Polt were here, she'd know what to do.
>>12547305And so the search begins.
>>12547306I know, I know. Just wanted to post it for variety. Here's something less cheesy.
>>12547305>>12547324Aaaaaand found ithttp://dakimakura.ru/product_info.php?language=en&products_id=311
>>12547322http://exhentai.org/s/32fa022f87/734410-24>>12547323It's a foxgirl
>>12547307I think you mean "capture the paladin"or "hoard the prince"these are playground games we're talking about right?
>>12547330That place is looking pretty russian. Anyone know if its a trustworthy site? Or is the Cold War still heating up?
Anyone know if these girls are supposed to be anything?
>>12547341Dark souls. 4 kings.
>>12547333>legit furryabsolutely okay with me
>>12547337In Soviet Russia, You rape Monster Girl!
>>125473414 kings from dark souls?
>>12547344whoafuck the second world
>>12547335I'm pretty sure "tame the dragon" involves a sawhorse and a riding crop so no.
>>12547307>You will never replace a Dragon Girl's treasure hoard with fake plastic coins and jewlery.>You will never watch the normally dignified and refined Dragon Girl go into full panic mode, accusing random people of stealing her treasure hoard and setting fire to everything.
>>12547342>>12547345Ahh, thanks.
>>12547344So think I should risk my hard earned Burger Tokens and hope the glorious Soviet Union won't run off with my worthless Capitalist money?
>>12547355That's not cute, why would you fuck with your waifu like that?
>>12547361>Implying she's my waifu.>Implying she isn't my boss who pushes me around and makes me work 'overtime' when I just want to go home and sleep.
>>12547360Do it. Or don't. Or 3rd option: get a better waifu.
what about clawtip stylus for those girls with the big 'paws' so they can use phones
>>12547355Like where does the clothes end and the monster girl begin? Or does she just wear clothes that really match her scales well?
>>12547360Да.
>>12547395It's Monster Girls. I don't gotta explain shit,
Are you happy /mgt/?
>>12547432Reasonably.
>>12547432I guess
>>12547432Not especially...The last of four abandoned newborn kittens I've been rearing is on the verge of passing away...
>>12547432Of course
>>12547432Nope
>>12547432Yes, I like to talk about Monster Girls. They might not exist, but imagining them is enough for me.
>>12547443>dead kitten girlsNow .Less has MORE ideas.
>>12547455>being eaten by dog girlsYES YES YES
>>12547432Things could be better, but I'm slowly working on it. These threads do add some laughs to my day though!>>12547443Sorry to hear that anon.
>>12547432Aside from walking in on a guy jacking off into a urinal at work tonight, yes.
>>12547469Have you fucked after that?
>>12547477that's gross, anon
>>12547495Stop dodging the question. Inquiring parties want to know.
>>12547469There's a set of bathrooms at work that are single-occupant and lock. I often go in about the same time every day and jerk off to thoughts of tailpussy.
>>12547469PUDDI PUDDI
>>12547503Yeah, well, this wasn't one of those. I was going in there to clean it since I work as a janitor at a casino. It could be a better job, it could be worse. But at least it's better than no job at all.
>>12547503What is the point of fapping at work?Fapping in a dirty toilet is uncomfy as fuck. I hope you at least do fun stuff, like collect your cum into tissue and put into company's coffee machine, so everyone would drink your cum.I do it sometimes for shit and giggles
>>12547519
>>12547519Anon, I've done small time pranks to my co-workers beforeBut that's just a line you don't cross, Anon
>>12547526Why not?
>>12547519yo mang what the fuck. that ain't cool, mang.
>>12547503>jacking it at workI thought of it before but never did it, too many variables going on and doesn't seem comfy at all. Did it at school before though when I was young and very dumb
>>12547530Because...Because no.No.
>>12547514I worked at a K-12 school as a janitor for one year. The shit I saw. >>12547519>>12547534Like I said, they're single-occupancy with locked doors. No risk of intrusion. I do it when I get all frustrated at work in the afternoon.
>>12547519>absolutely disgusting.png
>>12547526>>12547526>>12547528>>12547532You people are fucking weenies. You're telling me you've never tricked your coworkers into drinking your own cum?We've all done some extreme stuff in the past, don't act like your a saint for not making them drink your cum. I mean hell, one time I brought dog treats to a small social party and told everyone they were regular treats and they ate them.
>>12547536Why... why would you get frustrated sexually at a K-12 school?
>>12547546What?Janitor work was long before where I work now. Learn to read, anon-kun. It's not sexual frustration. Just frustration. 15 minutes in the bathroom and I'm quite jovial again. Thinking about that tailpussy.
>>12547543Oh dog treats I've done before, that's nothing newBut come one, Anon. Having someone drink your own cum isn't something you do
>>12547543See, there's a difference between making somebody eat dog treats and making somebody drink your cum.One is acceptable and funny. The other is not.
>>12547536Was most of the shit you've seen in the girls' bathroom? Because I've heard stories about how they dirty that place up, hide cigarettes, ect.
>>12547552How is getting people to drink your cum not funny? And who cares about acceptable unless your a normalfag.
>>12547536I've heard the woman's bathroom is more dirtier than the men'sIs this true?
>>12547432I get those few moments of happiness before I get dragged back down to reality and remembering how alone I am.
>>12547555There's a very big difference between having someone unknowingly eat a dog treat and having someone unknowingly drink your bodily fluids, anon. That's just gross.
>>12547505For some reason I immediately thought of Momotaros.Den-O would've been a very different show if the Imagin had been Monstergirls.
>>12547562It's also potentially illegal.
>>12547555>unless you're a normalfagCarefully now...I'd say there are people even in these threads who wouldn't do something like that.Don't get me wring, it is a non-normalfag thing to do, but...for all of the wrong reasons.
>>12547503>you will never have a cute manticore girl buy you drinks at a bar so she can take you home and daterape you
>>12547562As long as they never know what they did, you can walk away with a good laugh and they continue living life as normal. I see no flaws.>>12547565Downloading anime is illegal but I don't see you guys freaking out about that.>>12547567The only not-normalfag interested that are objectively wrong are furry and ponies. As long as it's not either it's fine.
>>12547553It was all really, really bad. Kids would literally just piss and shit wherever they wanted. They were also always fucking sick. I think I had some sort of cold or flu for months straight. There was one boy's bathroom in the highschool part of the building that always, ALWAYS, had pubes in the sink. >>12547556Well, having to clean up used tampons was always fun. I walked in on a girl trying to insert one because she was too shy or something to say anything when I knocked on the door and asked if anyone was inside. I think the worst thing I ever had to deal with was walking in on two kids, like 14 years old, fucking in a classroom that was rarely used and hadn't been locked by whatever staff used it left. I was just like what the fuck, put on your shit and get the fuck out of here. Had to clean semen and vaginal fluids out of the carpet. Fucking kids.
>>12547570Probably because downloading anime isn't the same thing as tricking people into drinking your cum.
What's all this, then?Where the hell is this conversation drifting to?
>>12547577This is what happens when you let Bob into the threads.
>>12547570We're talking about tricking other people to drink your fucking jizz. Like holy shit, doing that might land you a lawsuit or some shit.
>>12547577The wonderful world of bodily fluids, anon.
>>12547572>kids having sex in unused classroomsI thought things like that only happened in nippon land? But yeah, I know a guy who worked as a janitor for a school as well, he would always talk about how much more disgusting the woman's restroom was over the men's. He would also mention how he found large amounts of cigarettes stashed around the bathroom.
>>12547579If the wrong person finds out about that, I wouldn't be surprised if he got charged with rape
>>12547573He's just a fucking dumbass. If he got caught pulling that sort of thing as "just a little joke" down here, he'd have his brakelines cut.And that's assuming he dodges the burlap sack and bag of frozen oranges.
>>12547579Come on, at least it doesn't psychologically scar them if you don't tell them. Don't you guys think you're overreacting about this a bit?
>>12547590Asshole practical jokers are some of the most hated human beings on earth. How do you not know this?
>>12547582I worked at a private christian school, so I seldom had to deal with 'rebels' and the like. Never found a single cigarette anywhere. Christmas time was fun. Kids would bring in treats and shit, and they'd get left overnight. I was like an asshole Santa that instead of leaving presents would eat half their cookies and leave the crumbs on another kid's desk.
>Ara Ara Christmas Cake>Battle Nun>Playful as a fucking cat>Probably gives the best cuddles>Says she's fifteen years old>Calling her anything but "Onee-san" will warrant punishment form herWould you, /mgg/?
>>12547601>christian school>kids having sexThat actually sounds more believable, now.
>>12547603Remove from premises.
>>12547603I'd knock her up and never call back.
>>12547603>15 years oldABORT, ABORT, ABORT.
>>12547603Sure, why not.
>>12547603Remove buttwings from premises
>>12547612She's immortal.She only says she 15 because she's actually an old hag.
>>12547615I thought 17 was the de facto age for immortals that aren't legal lolis?
>>12547603Is she a succubus?Because I don't so succubi, and she looks a lot like a succubus
>>12547615Oh. Well then probably, yeah. As long as she isn't a bitch.If you're immortal and have eternal youth, then you can't really be an old hag.
>>12547603Sorry. I'm sticky with my patsy cyclops.
>>12547623>>12547613Well, glad to see the there are some people with good taste around here.Good on CyclopsAnon for dating a bully victim, though.
What would you do if your daughteru broke your PC, destroyed all of your video games, and ate all of your Pringles?
>>12547631>good tastenah.
>>12547641Be very upset.
>>12547641Did she do it on purpose, or was this some weird anime comedy bullshit that resulted in my shit getting broken?
>>12547641Ask in a very baffled and shock state where the Pringles came from
>>12547646She did it on purpose.
>>12547641Ask her where she got the Pringles, because those aren't mine.
>>12547652I brought her into this world, I'll take her out.
>>12547652Well...I'd be extremely upset that she broke my rather expensive, custom-made PC, but I'd recognize that she's probably upset about something so much, that she was willing to do that, and help her sort out her problem.Most likely by sending her to boarding school if she's TOO out of control.I wouldn't know where the Pringles came from, though.
>>12547656And by "take her out", you mean " spank and then ground her" right?
For people who backed Grimagia, the expansion pack voting should be open now. Here's the document regarding what the expansions are and some preview art for them.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HUnbbTTWVGswvPyBODFM-L5LOYfB1Aou42Ws6rSAYqI/editMono is credited for one of the drawings, but I don't remember him being involved in the initial project. Weird.Anyways, We all agree Legendary Weapon Girls are the best?
>>12547659As white people tend to mean, yes.
>>12547641I'd be very upset.Except for the Pringles, though. She can have that.Pringles a shitLays master race
>>12547665>Pringles a shitNo, your taste is.
>>12547659Perhaps. There will be a hell of a grounding and if she ever got an allowance she won't be getting one for a loooooong time.
>>12547663Monorus? Looks like Monorus is moving up as a drawfag, apparently.
>>12547663>monster fans collection>cheshireOh great.
>>12547674>implying grounding does shitIn my childhood, something like that would warrant getting the shit beat out of you.>laughingwhores.jpg
>>12547678Cheshire=/=futa, Anon.Truly we've been here too long.
>>12547682Too bad in this day and age actually punishing your kid is now considered BAD.
>>12547678This is the future Bob choose
>>12547682That's why I'm hitting where it hurts: her wallet. Also her butt, but that went without saying.
>>12547685My image of them has been corrupted.>>12547690If only we had a team of monster girls an a robot to travel through time and fix this.
>>12547570Downloading anime might, once in a new moon, give your computer a virus. Drinking someone's semen could give you aids.
>>12547703>once in a new moonSo once a month?
>>12547687It is bad anon, beating up a child for being a child is just wrong!
>>12547692Anon, you must believe again.http://i.imgur.com/gF39JiD.jpg
>>12547731>implying that collar is for herWe need to change people's view of Cheshires.
>>12547731How can I believe when Bob and his gaggle of fags play us like a fiddle?
>>12547663I really want the Undead expansion pack.
>>12547734Anon, please.Don't worry about a thing.Every little thing,Is gonna be alright.http://imgur.com/yGw5lw0
>>12547734>played us like a damn fiddleWe need to build a private army, anon.
>>12547733>>12547734>come on /mgg/ >don't you even want to try?http://imgur.com/Q5ulYdQ
>>12547663Tropical sounds good to me.>>12547738A few pictures is not enough to sooth the pain.
>>12547731I wouldn't mind a nice femdom story with some pet play involving a Chesire if it ended in tender love.
>>12547739Yeah, a private army consisting of fat, lonely, and malnourished anons that love their monster waifus.That'll go well.
>>12547747Would a story help ease your conscience?I mean, I'm not going to write one, but if someone hypothetically did...
>>12547748>pet play>ending in tender loveB-but that's already tender love anon!>>12547751Joke's on you, I'm neither fat nor malnourished!
>>12547753Depends on who it is that's writing it.
>>12547751>TFW only 100 lbs and 5'8''I'm still lonely, malnourished and love my Monster Waifu though.
>>12547731Remember when that one kid from deviantart stole that picture and /mgt/ came down like the hammer of a furious god to say "Bullshit."? Those were good times.
>>12547757Like I said, I would, but I have too much on my plate at the moment. Too many stories that I've started, but haven't finished.
>>12547756So you're just slim? Because you're sure as hell not fit.>>12547758Then off to the front lines with you.
>>12547759That was fun to see.
>>12547762>sure as hell not fitBut I am fit anon. It's not hard to stay that way.
>>12547759Did that happen? What's the full story?>>12547760I could write one myself, but I'm taking a break.
>>12547758>bishounen-tier statsAnon, Monster girls will swarm to your dick.Be careful during the Red Moon.
>>12547766>I am fitAnd I'm the Mermaid Queen.
>>12547663>Top TierBugsJapanLegendary Weapons>Mid TierChinaGreeceUndead>Low TierSkyTropicalWoodlands>"I can't think for myself so I'll vote for the generic option" TierMonster Fans CollectionIs this accurate?
>>12547771But your majesty, I AM fit, I exercise a little every day and jog twice a week and go to the gym once a week! Just because someone likes Monster Girls, it doesn't mean they can't take care of themselves!
>>12547774No.
>>12547776That's as believable as a virgin Succubus prostitute.
>>12547780Why you gotta bully? I know, I'll prove I'm /fit/ and offer you a bro-job!
>>12547782At that rate, you'll end up as a fit Alp.
>>12547767Long story short, a stupid kid on deviantart stole that picture, shoddily scribbled Luth's name out with what I assume was MS Paint and tried to pass it off as something she drew.Someone in /mgt/ caught wind of it and we chewed that kid out big time. It gets pretty funny too since she deleted her stolen artwork and made an emo journal entry about how she was being cyberbullied by a bunch of jerks who were telling her to kill herself, even though none of us told her to do that and that we just wanted her to own up to being an art thief. She blocked just about all of us and now posts shitty scribble tier art.That was a good week.
>>12547780Don't project your shitty health onto others, Anon.
>>12547784>fit AlpThat's fairly accurate anon.
>>12547786I wouldn't call being skinny shitty health.
>>12547778Elaborate.
>>12547785Was it ever screen capped? Is there a link to see how bad her art is?
>>12547785Oh, that's good.That's very good.http://imgur.com/OlPfCPd
>>12547795None of them really deserve to be separated into tiers.
>>12546777>Heart is worthless>Makes you pay for everything elseO-okay.
>>12547818It's worthless because she doesn't have one.
>>12547818What kind of lame power is Heart anyway?
>>12547826Sounds like something a small Indian/Brazilian kid would use.
>>12547828If the Planeteers were Monster Girls, that would be an Alp.
>>12547829That show was fucking retarded. And he'd probably be a scorpion girl, or something that would shed a tear over littering.
>>12547831>fucking retardedSounds like you just want to keep polluting.
>fan loved characters>cheshirewhat could go wrong?http://imgur.com/S5UkbWH
>>12547836It was a show about 5 kids with rings jammed with summoning materia which they used to summon forth a blue man in a skin tight suit that stops littering, or something.
>>12547839You realize you're just as guilty as Bob for making Chesires fan loved characters right?
>>12547839>Hathor>light skin>not delicious brown.Less, what are you doing?.LessStooop~.
>>12547839They get you to do the art?
>>12547840Like I said, you just want to keep polluting.>>12547839Hey, how about a Wurm and a Werewolf building a snowman, huh?
>>12547839>Hathor>Pale skin.Less, care to explain what the fuck I'm looking at?
>>12547846Milky skin?
>>12547839>Hathor>Egyptian diety>whiteLess-kun.......
>>12547849She's a desert girl, though.Desert girls are, by law, required to have delicious brown skin.Sandworms need not apply.
>>12547839.Less, Hathor should have dark colored skin like Ra. What the hell, man?
>>12547851Milky.
>>12547839Since nobody's said it yet, yes. Hathor's skin aside, you did do a good job, and it looks nice.
>>12547854Nah.Brown.