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12528849 No.12528849 [Reply] [Original]

Why do people say Haruka is bland or generic?

>> No.12528919

Who said that? I'll give them a talking to.

>> No.12529054 [DELETED] 
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look at the idols she's up against

she literally has no chance to be noticed

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>>12529054
Cool, you posted Iori.
I like Iori.

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>>12529058
Iori the anal idol is my favorite anal idol for anal idol related activity such as anal idol anal play and anal idol anal sex

>> No.12529256

>>12529064

and Haruka is the banal idol is my favorite banal idol for banal idol related activity such as banal idol banal play and banal idol banal sex

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>>12529256
NICE

>> No.12529278 [DELETED] 

I HAVE AIDS!

>> No.12529280

Who?

>> No.12529318 [DELETED] 
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wow

>> No.12529321

I like that she is rather bland and rather generic, it makes her cute!

>> No.12529685

>>12529256
Haruka is the missionary-only idol!

>> No.12531125

>>12529685
That's really erotic

>> No.12531273

>>12529058
Well Iori doesn't like you, you cock smoking cock loving cock.

Iori a shit

>> No.12531621
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>>12531273
Why does she sleep with me every night then?
Checkmate loser.

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>>12531621
I sleep with Ami and Mami

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>>12531672
Both of them?
Not bad.

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12531913

I want to sleep with Takanee but I have to sleep with Hibiki instead. Yuck.

>> No.12532047

>>12531913

You'd probably live longer if you made an ona-hole out of chernobyl's elephant foot instead

>> No.12537457 [DELETED] 

>>12532047
if we built solar panels on mercury would it generate more power than solar panels on earth?

>> No.12537673

>>12537457
Hibiki is an Okinawan solar panel.

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12538056

Would you?

>> No.12542411
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>>12538056
Fuck yeah I would.

>> No.12542457

>>12538056
Would I what?

>> No.12542467

>>12542457
Give her an amazing morning greeting that would raise her spirits.

>> No.12543107

>>12529685
And that's A-okay.

>> No.12543111

>>12538056
If I accidentally saw a girl's underwear I would have to take responsibility and propose.

>> No.12543116

Bland girls are the best. They won't be a hassle like pretty girls.

>> No.12543119

>>12542457
Her lewd idol feet

>> No.12543120

Where is the Chihaya thread?

>> No.12543123

>>12531913
I hope you get her pregnant by mistake!

>> No.12543132

How many kids do you think Haruka would want? Because I want to have lots of babies with her.

>> No.12543138

>>12543132
She only wants one child and she also wants to wait until her late 20s or early 30s to have children

>> No.12543141

>>12543138
That's not good enough. She needs to have more.

>> No.12543146

I bet Haruka smells really bad when she's naked.

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>>12543146
I wish Iori smelled bad sometimes, but she always smells clean.

>> No.12543168

>>12542411

orz...

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>>12543168
Not good enough, weakling.

>> No.12543193

>>12543182
o----

>> No.12543216

>>12543182
Haruka is the missionary-only idol and she's on top!

>> No.12543228

>>12543182
I'm sorry mistress.
I will try better next time mistress.
Please forgive me mistress.

>> No.12543240

I'm going to have unprotected sex with Haruka. I've already made up my mind, so don't try to stop me.

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>>12543240
She'll break your dick, but whatever man.

>> No.12543271

>>12543240
She's not real, dude.

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>>12543240
Oh she'll stop you alOH FUCK

>> No.12543275

>>12543259
>>12543271
>>12543272
I said don't try to stop me. And I don't care if she has any STDs. I love her enough to contract them for her sake.

>> No.12543297

>>12543275
I think that first guy meant she'll literally break your penis i.e. render it incapable of performing any of its functions through the application of mechanical force, not give you some disease.

>> No.12543298

>>12543297
I don't care. I'm gonna do it.

>> No.12543304

>>12543298
Good luck.

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>>12543298
Your funeral.

>> No.12543323

>>12543306
What the fuck man?
That's not how gravity works.

>> No.12543327

>>12543323
You underestimate dark Haruka's power.

much like >>12543298
>>12543275
>>12543240

>> No.12543331
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12543331

Why can't Haruka sing?

>> No.12543358
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12543358

Are you going to take responsibility?

>> No.12543363

>>12543331
But she can?
And stat wise she's tied for second/third highest initial vocal stat with Takane in 2 and OFA.

>> No.12543387

>>12543358
Why not. She's not my favorite but she's good enough.

>> No.12543398
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12543398

I want to tuck in a Haruka!

>> No.12543414

>>12543363
It's a lie

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>>12543414
Prove it, nerd.

>> No.12543441

>>12543435
That's a big butt.

>> No.12543471

>>12543435
Haruka is a fat fuck.

>> No.12543482 [DELETED] 

>>12543441
For you.

>> No.12543980
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12543980

What a cow

>> No.12544372

>>12543980
Fat Haruka is really gross but I would still marry her.

>> No.12548317 [DELETED] 

>>12544372
it's cute

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>>12528849
NO NO WA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aHHsAf8-DI

>> No.12548989

>>12543116
This.

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>>12543441

>> No.12549063

>>12548373
wtf

>> No.12554070 [DELETED] 

kaka

>> No.12559821 [DELETED] 

harukaka

>> No.12559845

>>12554070
>>12559821
Is this french?

>> No.12559909

>>12559845
no, kaka meaning shit. Harushit. Because Harushit isn't a very good singer.

>> No.12569395

>>12559909
Haruka has always has vocal as her main stat. In iM@S 1, she had the 3rd-highest vocal stat behind Chihaya and Ritusko. Even in stories and drama CDs, Haruka always loved to sing and stuff.

>> No.12569569

>>12569395
Stats don't mean everything. One of the most talented singer (Azusa) has one of the lowest scores, next to master yoyo

>> No.12569587

>>12569569
Azusa is above average in all stats but Dance.

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>>12569587
In OFA she's only ahead of the average in Vi.
For Vo the average is ~19.8 and she clocks in at 19.

>> No.12572975

Haruka just needs to get pregnant already.

>> No.12574608

>>12528849
cuz she's a brain problem idol

>> No.12575435

I'm gonna tickle Haruka.

>> No.12575443

>>12575435
That's bullying, don't be a bully.

>> No.12575488

>>12575443
I'M GONNA TICKLE HARUKA!

>> No.12575722

Because she is. She's so horribly plain and uninteresting.

>> No.12576632

I'm going to marry Haruka.
We're going to have lots of sex.

>> No.12576635

>>12576632
Lots of banal sex!

>> No.12576665

>>12576635
The best kind of sex!

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>>12576665
As if a pathetic virgin like yourself knows anything about sex.

>> No.12576687

>>12576677
Then how about you show me.

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>>12576687

>> No.12576965

>>12554070
>>12559821
Cute.

>> No.12577193

>>12576965
They're saying what the Puchidol version of Haruka Amami says.

>> No.12577225

>>12577193
And its very cute.

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12577481

Why do people think Haruka has autism?

>> No.12577498

>>12577481
honestly half the idols have autism

>> No.12577514

>>12577498
especially YAIOII

>> No.12577646

>>12577514
How?

>> No.12577669

>>12577646
Because she has the biggest head. Austists have huge fucking heads.

>> No.12581161

>>12575722
I prefer to call her vanilla.

>> No.12581399

>>12581161
I bet her ass tastes like vanilla

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>>12576677
>>12576700
Now I'm hard.

>> No.12596574 [DELETED] 

haruka is the sexual retard idol

>> No.12597479

>>12596574
good

>> No.12597994

>>12596574
No she's the banal sex idol. Haruka only knows about missionary between a husband and a wife.

>> No.12598035

This literally the worst thread on /jp/.

>> No.12598087

>>12598035
This literally the worst grammar on /jp/.

>> No.12598422

>>12528849
Haruka?

Arrogant bitch think she's protagonist. Worst idol always butting into where she is not wanted. No charm, generic.

Only starts going all full of energy and tripping after Takane tells her she looks just like some other bland uninteresting girl.

She's just a poser, in the end.

>> No.12599160

>>12596574
Haruka's body is so repulsive.
Those asymmetrical, drooping breasts.
That flat, sagging ass.
That generic, undefined face.

I love it. I want Haruka to be my disgusting wife.

>> No.12599167

>>12599160
Its been months since I saw this pasta.

>> No.12599179

How would Haruka react to being cummed in without permission? I'm not talking about rape, I mean having sex as usual and she tells you to pull out and you don't.

>> No.12599288

>>12599179
She wouldn't because she only has sex for purposes of procreation.

>> No.12599304

>>12599179
Thats literally rape

>> No.12601038

>>12599288
Thats really hot. How many babies do you think she would realistically end up with over the course of an average marriage?

>> No.12601335

I can't stop fantasizing about plunging into Haruka's fertile depths.

>> No.12601350

>>12599304
Define rape.

>> No.12601709

>>12601038
Well, she's probably mormon so...

>> No.12601874

>>12601709
Big families turn me on. I want to have a whole brood with Haruka. I want to see her constantly pregnant.

>> No.12605937

>>12599160
Haruka's not gross!

>> No.12605971

orz..........

>> No.12610665 [DELETED] 

>>12605937
She is!

>> No.12612266

>>12610665
She isn't!

>> No.12612799 [DELETED] 

This thread calls for some SJW! Plain is not ugly! Undefined is not hideous! She's a normal girl! Just because she's not bombastic, doesn't mean she's repulsive. Real girls, not plastic idols.

>> No.12616972 [DELETED] 

>>12601874
How old fashioned!

>> No.12618108

>>12616972
Thanks!

>> No.12618154 [DELETED] 

*yawneing* eyah i guess id fuck this idol bitch int he pussy or whatever... who fuckin caresd make an iori thread or sumthin instead pal

>> No.12618164 [DELETED] 

lmao no wonder the threads are so boring. new janny deletin posts his bitch ass doesnt like ^_^

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The banal idol.

>> No.12626312

>>12624784
Objectively best wife material.

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>>12626312
Haruka is so banal her thread got set to deletion!

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