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Imagine, if you will, you have made Flandre Scarlet cry. You have said some unkind words about her being locked in the basement and how not even her sister can stand her presence.

What is your next move, King of Strategy?

>> No.125344

A barrel roll

>> No.125346

Tell her that she is the scariest.

>> No.125352

>>125333

You're the scariest

>> No.125354

hit escape, quit to title

>> No.125356

Run

>> No.125357

Die.

>> No.125367

>>125333
Tell her that it doesn't matter much anyways because no matter what, I'll always like her.

>> No.125370

[x] Rape the maids

>> No.125371
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>>125352
>>125346
Called?

>> No.125360

Immediately apologize and give her a hug while stroking her hair.
;_;

>> No.125376

You're so hopeless. Come over here.

>> No.125379

Quickly maneuver behind her, and give one of her wings a quick tug to see if they're natural or she just shoved some metal rods with Christmas lights into her back.

>> No.125392

Tell her that no matter what everyone else thinks of her I'll always love her.

Then I'll be a bloodstain on the wall.

>> No.125393

A loli with upturned eyes, so moe!

>> No.125402
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>>125371

>> No.125420

MY BOMBS. THEY DO NOTHING.

>> No.125422
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125422

I still don't see why Flandre is basically /jp/'s favorite one of these Toho characters. She appeared in one game as an extra boss and her profile is only a few paragraphs long.

>> No.125436
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125436

Suika is racist towards vampires.

>> No.125440

>>125422
Somebody's jealous...

>> No.125442

>>125422
gb2 sucking your mistress' cock, Sakuya.

>> No.125444

>>125333

It means... I can't continue, right? Reload from a previous save and don't act so stupidly next time.

>> No.125448

>>125422

Sakuya is the most boring character in Touhou

>> No.125449
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>>125422
You're forgetting someone

>> No.125456
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>>125442

THAT FUCKING TENGU.

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>> No.125450

>>125436
Wait... an oni doing... isn't... huh?

>> No.125472

>>125449

Isn't our constant reference to Alice more dependent on mocking her misfortune to make us feel better about ourselves than her popularity?

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>> No.125486

>>125422
Do I really have to say it? Because I think the reason would be fucking obvious.

>> No.125493

>>125333
Hmmmm, I'd guess I'd put the lotion on its skin.

>> No.125498

>>125486

Please, enlighten us. I like Yandre because she reminds me of the most wonderful timer of the year!

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>>125456
I can dig up dirt on anybody while being completely oblivious to the consequences!

>> No.125521

Offer to help her get onto her sister's good side.

>> No.125519
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>>125422
The entire Scarlet Devil team is plain fuckwin.

>> No.125536

>>125503

Go choke on a dick Suzumiya.

>> No.125551

>>125498
I find it the worst time of the year, her unstable sanity and tendency to crush-kill-destroy reminds me of so.

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>>125536

>> No.125580

>>125536 Go choke on a dick Hamburger Supersize Me.

>> No.125583

>>125479
what's this from?

>> No.125638

>>125580

More like Harriet Susie Meyers.

>> No.125642

>>125479

Source & share plz.

>> No.125671

>>125456

Dog of the state, do you have enough unmarked graves?

>> No.125682

>>125638
Harry E. Susan Miller.

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>>125422

Marisafags surpress there POWERLEVEL.

>> No.125764

>>125682
Hard Weed Sell to Me, Yah

>> No.125778

Enkidu, followed by Ea.

>> No.125786

Enkidu, followed by Ea.

>> No.125812

:(
I could never make her cry.

>> No.125837

>What is your next move, King of Strategy?

Put it in.

>> No.126099

Gates of Babylon vs, QED「495年の波紋」? Sounds interesting.

>> No.126105

GENUFLECT

>> No.126144

>>126099

Anyone care to translate the moonrunes?

>> No.126165

>>126144

Ripples of 495 Years

>> No.126168

Quod Erat Demonstrandum, Ripples of 495 Years. Flan's final spell card.

>> No.126297

>>126144
year, ring on the water

>> No.126314
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126314

Shred.

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126343

Hey I found the th dating sim.

>> No.126347

I'm already dead.

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126356

Flandere would never hurt her beloved Anonymous.

>> No.126382

Laugh, say i'm kidding, and then blow my brains out with a shotgun.

>> No.126466

>>125333
"Ha ha ha...anyway, I just lied."
It feels like there's something wrong with my face.
A smile. Am I smiling?
No.
Such an expression...can't honestly be called a smile.
"Everything I just said was a lie, so don't worry.
Because, the person I was describing--the person who is deliberately kept away from the people who are normal--
That person isn't you at all.
Rather--it's me."

[I should get into visual novel writing someday. Or maybe not.]

>> No.126470

Eat a bag of dicks.

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>>126343
Wow Sikieki's a slut.

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