Uh-oh, this bewitching young witch is after your heart! What are you gonna do?

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Anonymous Mon Sep 29 02:25:10 2014 No.12536800 [Reply] [Original]

Uh-oh, this bewitching young witch is after your heart! What are you gonna do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 02:28:19 2014 No.12536818 So she wants to eat my heart? Simple, eat her heart, first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 02:38:46 2014 No.12536860 [x] genuflect

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 02:39:37 2014 No.12536867 Absolutely nothing Many girls throughout the ages have sought out to make my heart theirs, but they are utterly powerless against my unmitigated apathy. Anything short of raping me just won't do

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 02:41:55 2014 No.12536874 >>12536867 It's like you're asking to be raped

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 02:42:38 2014 No.12536876 >>12536800 More like she wants to "borrow" your heart. Until she dies. Probably to place it in some sort of magical monstrosity or use it for a spell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 02:46:56 2014 No.12536895 >>12536874 No! But if it were a cute and aggressive Touhou, I guess I wouldn't mind...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 02:47:47 2014 No.12536900 >>12536895 Which 2hu would you let rape you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 02:48:26 2014 No.12536904 File: 634 KB, 1200x771, d1dde379c3376b6b8f82c9fadeb53c9b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Prepare some tea and pastries for the time being

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 02:49:35 2014 No.12536910 File: 678 KB, 1540x889, 1361567196235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12536900 These ones

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 02:52:44 2014 No.12536916 >>12536910 Yuyuko is too innocent to rape anyone

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 02:55:14 2014 No.12536923 >>12536916 Explain her retard crack baby Youmu then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 03:04:35 2014 No.12536938 >>12536800 She's a WITCH! BURN HER AT THE STAKE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 03:05:17 2014 No.12536939 >>12536938 I am amazed there isn't witch burning or witch trial or whatever art of Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 03:11:07 2014 No.12536956 File: 659 KB, 682x974, 1ff6b9013eb468206e3c18cd492d6c90.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] only one thing to do

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 03:48:20 2014 No.12537048 File: 313 KB, 600x600, f9b1f89b88f3e2f845da714e20166623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12536939 Really now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 03:55:30 2014 No.12537059 >>12537048 That's different, kinda. Mushrooms?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 12:59:38 2014 No.12538268 File: 188 KB, 567x800, 1405906513102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12536800 Probably awkwardly stutter like a virgin nerd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 16:44:25 2014 No.12539083 >>12536800 Unsheathe my silvery sword, and bear the rowan shield.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 17:01:13 2014 No.12539156 File: 794 KB, 928x1248, a684c825a9c132d90ac7ecfd9871f27d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Become her bf, ask her to teach me magic in return. Then dump her and find a better 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 17:09:16 2014 No.12539191 >>12539156 That's not nice...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 17:10:10 2014 No.12539193 File: 529 KB, 850x813, 1385261627388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12539156 This. Except don't dump her because she is the best 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 17:12:34 2014 No.12539198 File: 139 KB, 126x126, dancing_wizard.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12539191 No fucks given, I'll be a powerfull wizard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 17:13:28 2014 No.12539202 >>12539193 She's cool... I don't know about best...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 17:16:06 2014 No.12539217 File: 296 KB, 839x650, 1398124426669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12539202 I personally think she's the best. Feel free to disagree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 17:17:39 2014 No.12539221 >>12539217 Thanks, I will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 17:30:23 2014 No.12539263 File: 218 KB, 420x550, 1394758355548.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12539221 Cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 17:31:58 2014 No.12539266 >>12539198 Men can't learn magic, there's only one way a man can become a wizard. And you know it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 17:37:21 2014 No.12539288 File: 605 KB, 962x962, 1408641710172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12539266 Then it's easier than I thought. All I have to do is wait for another year, being myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 17:38:32 2014 No.12539291 >>12539266 I don't know how that meme started, but ironically only virgin females are considered being better at magic than non virgin ones

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:03:52 2014 No.12540233 File: 230 KB, 850x772, 1410993285299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12536910 While I agree wholeheartedly on Nyarlathotep, be real fucking careful with Yuuka...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:05:40 2014 No.12540238 >>12540233 That's cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:18:55 2014 No.12540271 >>12539156 How do you find a better 2hu if she is already the best?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:22:07 2014 No.12540278 >>12540233 get a load of this nerd.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:34:59 2014 No.12540311 haha jokes on her I have a horrid heart condition

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 29 23:41:06 2014 No.12540333 File: 839 KB, 960x660, efce6a6911315aa2e0a27d1439a0a8db.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12536800 Go without her for a year, if it works out marry her. Then after marrying her ask her if she's into rp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 08:58:52 2014 No.12541551 File: 6 KB, 410x46, mmm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ha...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 09:00:21 2014 No.12541557 id fart

Anonymous Tue Sep 30 09:06:20 2014 No.12541570

Stab her, get the hakkero, rummage through the house and steal/learn/craft anything I can before someone can notice what happened and go on a youkai-killing spree till either there are no more youkais or I get killed.
Probably the latter, preferably the former

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 09:08:37 2014 No.12541578 >>12541551 Marisa into pegging?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 09:10:39 2014 No.12541585 >>12541578 I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 09:41:50 2014 No.12541652 File: 669 KB, 617x900, 1398378895369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's a magician, not a witch you turbonerd!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 12:57:27 2014 No.12542046 >>12541578 The broom's not just for flying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 13:00:44 2014 No.12542059 >>12542046 >>12541585 Her dirty fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 13:28:19 2014 No.12542147 File: 3.95 MB, 2250x3000, 27441186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marisa will never land at your shrine

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 13:53:16 2014 No.12542245 >>12540233 Hey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:19:42 2014 No.12542344 File: 266 KB, 600x853, This is it Shiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12536800 People always told her be careful of what you do And don't go around breaking young NEET's hearts

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 14:46:49 2014 No.12542416 Step aside, folks. Real Marisa fan coming through. http://nutkun7993.deviantart.com/journal/How-I-like-Kirisame-Marisa-483077684

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 15:36:30 2014 No.12542614 File: 100 KB, 400x400, 1405277895803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12542416 Too long didn't read

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 15:46:30 2014 No.12542680 File: 112 KB, 457x634, 1309493647991.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12540233 Understood! I will fuck her really carefully!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 16:54:22 2014 No.12543006 >>12542614 Step up, anon. It's the perfect, primaries-only view of Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 17:14:57 2014 No.12543060 File: 64 KB, 599x579, Jew Kappa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12543006 Ok it was a pretty good read. The guy knows his shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 17:19:53 2014 No.12543075 >>12543060 If only he knew english as well as he knows Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 20:20:16 2014 No.12543591 >>12536800 Make a music video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzoFrzgCuuo

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 20:42:11 2014 No.12543640 >>12536800 How do you make someone love you? That doesn't make sense at all.

Anonymous Tue Sep 30 21:04:41 2014 No.12543686
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>>12543640
>How do you make someone love you?
Rape/Mindbreak.
Love Potion.
Have them have an unhealthy obsession over you.
Starting out with a platonic relationship, don't end up in the friendzone, continuous amount of affection without it being creepy, capture the persons heart using your charms/all the skills available, marry them & take love vows where you confess your love for each other. Congratulations you made someone love you.

You need to start stepping the fuck up Senpai.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 21:08:25 2014 No.12543692 File: 919 KB, 1275x1755, 14307467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12536800 witches are to be purged

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 30 21:13:20 2014 No.12543703 >>12543640 >How do you make someone love you? be handsome and charming and heroic

>>	FUCK YOU Tue Sep 30 21:35:35 2014 No.12543732 File: 190 KB, 1004x493, Fuck_you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12543692 FUCKING HERACY

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 00:14:52 2014 No.12544110 File: 123 KB, 849x1200, 1392958884935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 01:04:48 2014 No.12544207 >>12543686 >dat picture Please post more pure-lewd Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 01:11:49 2014 No.12544222 >>12536800 Nothing. Witches don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 01:13:12 2014 No.12544225 File: 1.20 MB, 2480x3507, 32927479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 01:33:33 2014 No.12544288 File: 194 KB, 640x640, 45824503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:49:50 2014 No.12545052 File: 814 KB, 800x800, marisapunch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12536800 Bitch who does nothing but lie and steal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:34:49 2014 No.12545147 File: 138 KB, 835x1163, 6f83c6d9bb6827140f2146660c24ce48e5d6627b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12545052 Please do not hit her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:39:18 2014 No.12545152 File: 450 KB, 790x708, 1318057216140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marisa's round butt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 17:06:57 2014 No.12549750 File: 134 KB, 600x800, dbd43d6fd2be1cce1c92ae64a107cfc1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12536923 She's not her child; she's a slave. >>12536939

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 17:08:00 2014 No.12549751 File: 57 KB, 518x725, iro01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12536939

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 17:26:46 2014 No.12549802 >>12545147 Marisa take care of herself. I'm sure she can dish out plenty of damage in a bar-room brawl as long as she's still sober enough to use magic properly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 17:29:17 2014 No.12549810 >>12549802 *can take care

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:31:57 2014 No.12550140 File: 1.47 MB, 1619x1601, 31451725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12545152 I get a strong feeling that Marisa would be into anal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 19:53:32 2014 No.12550217 >>12550140 >Marisa having that ass. I bet Marisa would make a good mother, and make a random male human villager who's married to her a happy man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 2 20:50:59 2014 No.12550407 File: 240 KB, 700x500, Forgotten History.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We will never see red head Marisa ever again.

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