/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I am Tewi

no

Nobody "dates" these days.

Eye don't see why not.

I'm afraid people at the restaurant will think I'm a pedo, though.

I'd be embarrassed to date someone with silly-looking rabbit ears.

tewi is my absolute least favorite touhou

>>12530668
I'd date the hamburger

>>12530668
That's not the right tewi burger image

Am I the only /jp/sie who like Tewi?

>>12530668

What is that disgusting white thing ? Fried cum ?

>>12530668
That's a big burger.

>>12530808

I like her for her loli slut's appeal.

I can't think of many geriatric activities to do.
I would help her cross a busy street, though.

Date with Tewi, sex guaranteed.

FUCK THAT BITCH

Won't date, but I'd fuk

>>12530810
egg

Yes, let's prank people together.

>>12530903
Source?

I would a hamburger

>>12530911

"Hahaha anon, you silly, I lied when I said I was on the pill !"

hail the burger

>>12530973
"Jokes on you, I got the snip"

>>12531009

Why would you do that ?!

>>12531074
"Double jokes on you, I've always wanted to raise a family with you."

I would date Reisen while having an affair with Tewi

I would make country-grown vegetables with Tewi!

>>12530808
I like Tewi. I have a thing for characters with a dual nature, and Tewi's innocent looks contrasting with her sly prankster personality works for me.

>>12530668
I'd only date Tewi just so I could get closer to her burger and when I get what I want, I'd kick her to the curb

I love tewi

>>12531534
Tewi has a triple personality.
Innocent to humans, prankster to Eientein, elite youkai tier charisma and knowledge when needed.

I'd rather stick my dick in a ant hill then in Tewi

I wouldn't want to, but I doubt I would even have the opportunity to anyway.

I was an idiot for the longest time thinking her name was pronounced 2-wii.

I must repent for my sins.

Tewi is chaotic evil

>>12531742
Look at dat fat!

That is the reason Reisen wears a suit, she's fat!

>>12531749
She's in better shape and looks better than you! Leave her alone!

>>12531802
;_;

>captcha: 207 venereal

Tewi would make me pay for everything, demean me in public and tease me in private.

So yes I would date her.

My head says no but my dick says yes.

Only if she seems genuine.

>>12532838

>Only if she seems genuine.

Yes, because a twenty something virgin otaku neckbeard who pisses himself when a girl looks at him can accurately judge the emotions and mental processes of a 3 000 year old youkai rabbit with magical powers whom all other youkai rabbits obey and revere.

>>12532858
Well I did say seem you big bully.

marshmallow ears

>>12531749
I like comfy girls.
If they don't have fat, cuddling won't feel as good as if they did.

I want a girl to chew those burgers and feed them to me using her mouth.

>>12533012
Would you use Tewi's ears as an onahole!?

>>12533052
How would you know dude, you've never cuddled anyone!

>>12533324
What's more enjoyable to cuddle, a big plushy pillow or thin lumpy one?

Tewi's tail and ears are really fluffy.

whenever i see tewi, i wonder how much ZUN is regreting putting her into his games
she's pretty much the embodiment of a wrong decision

>>12530684
Inaba dono? is it alright if we date?

>>12535298
>get angry at Tewi for being a smug cunt all the time
>throw the milkshake at her
>you miss and it hits one of those guys that lift too much
>he beats the crap out of you
Fucking Tewi and her luck. Fuck.

Rabbit, rabbit!

>>12535363
I read that as ribbit ribbit.

>>12530668
i would date her only if the offers me a burger.

>>12535363
SOON

>>12531742
Chaotic Cute.
Best Eientei.

>>12535363
Please make a new thread for traditional /jp/sie hokuspokus.

>>12535983
No, you do it.

>>12536002
Make me, nerd.

>>12536029

only oldfags will get this image

I ate a burger today.

>>12536047
Then everyone must be old as fuck because they get ur mom every night LMAO

>>12535981

Give reisen her bacon ear back

>>12535313
It wouldn't be lucky for Tewi if her boyfriend got beat up!

>>12536636
She could be. Her boyfriend would not dare to mess around with her. Her luck can be used as deterrent/threat for her boyfriend for doing stuff for her.

I would take Tewi with me to Las Vegas!

>>12537256
smart, dude

Remember rabbit

>>12530703
won't every normal normal funtioning person think shes your sister or something

>>12543695
Well until you make out with her, of course.
Unless you're in Kentucky.

>>12530668
Fuck. I forgot to say Rabbit Rabbit.

I'm sorry, Tewi. I'm so sorry.

>>12530668

What do you mean would. I have.

Two Tewi Threads?

Does serving your poop to her count as a romantic gesture?

>>12549720
This is a secret hambagah thread, you call it Tewi so it doesn't get deleted by janny

>>12530668
My computer died after seeing this thread so no, I would not date her.

>>12530668

>>12549727
She's not Reisen.

>>12531194
4/5 doujin.

>>12549720
Deal with, it nerd.

>>12550233
I'll never get why people always bully Reisen.
Isn't her power manipulating wavelenghts? Anyone with a basic grasp on physics will tell you that something like that is on par with manipulating borders or life.

>>12554073
Because people know they can get away with it.

im super shy and scared of relationships

>>12554073
She's a coward who fled from the moon, remember?
And wasn't it written that those who came across her in the forest become delirious by looking at her eyes? How is she now being sent to the village to sell drugs? Has everyone collectively forgotten what she looks like?

>>12554708
I'm the same way, friend.
I'll never get any rabbit pussy.

Obviously the only partner for Tewi would be max.

>>12556111
>>12554708
What if Tewi takes the initiative?
She'll ask you out and name the place!

>>12556111
Rabbits can literally die from loneliness. Not only would she be easy to get, she'd be easy to keep. The question is whether or not you'd be ok with the inevitable cheating she'll do when you can't keep up with her sex drive.

>>12556379
She'll even slowly become more sexually aggressive as the relationship develops.
So you won't have to worry

Hard Gay could satisfy tewi

>>12556396
Hard Gay can satisfy anyone

Hard Gay x Tewi OTP

I had a burger.

>>12556438
Hard Tewi.

>>12556379
I would think she's joking so I wouldn't accept.
If it was Reisen I would accept, because I know she's that desperate.

Sure, Tewi seems fun to be around.

If I was in a relationship with Tewi I'd constantly make rabbit jokes. Giving her carrots as a gift, telling her not to die from loneliness while I'm gone, ending some of my sentences with usa, etc.

Is that egg on burger

>>12564336
At least read the thread if you're going to make a worthless "saving" bump.

>>12530810
>>12530908