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Patchouli is cute!

>> No.12464513
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will she ever be fit?

>> No.12464516 [DELETED] 

reported for spamming

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>>12464513
She's trying her best!

>> No.12464589

Slut.

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>>12464502
Indeed

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Patchouli will never envelope me in a big hug like this ;-;

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Her kisses must taste like arsenic and cyanid.

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>>12464922
They taste like patchouli and purple, you dope.

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She quit Touhou and moved to the new hotness.

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>>12465011
But she can't swim!

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>>12465017
Because she skates.

>> No.12465025

I love Patchouli.

>> No.12465028
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>>12465023
She can't skate either. Besides, skating around on the ocean when you can't swim is just asking for trouble.

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>>12464912
You will never rest your head on Patchouli-sama's soft lap and inhale her womanly fragrance.

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>>12465030
Why are you doing this to me anon?

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Casting fist.

>> No.12465133

More Patches is best Patches

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>>12464513
Not at this rate.

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>>12465140

>> No.12465144

>>12465128
Muscle Patchy is best Patchy

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>>12465150
My chinpo is now hard.

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>>12465171
Koa's butt looks so soft...

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>>12465179
Good for butt pillow.

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>>12465170
Patchy don't wanna be a bunny.

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>>12465185
You can't sleep there!

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>> No.12465247

So I have the chance to go to Touhoucon, its being hosted 3 miles from my house. I won't be able to wear a cute hat. Should I go?

>> No.12465251

>>12465247
You're not a true /jp/er if you want to leave your house.

>> No.12465258

>>12465251
I don't, that's why I'm asking. I'm asking if you guys think its worth it.

>> No.12465260

>>12465258
No, it's not.

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>>12465258
>>12465247
Well, what do you think?

>> No.12465272

>>12465261
I think its worth it if there's actual cute Touhou swag they'll give out. I doubt it, though.

Maybe there will be cool fan-made 2hu games, but those generally suck. I'm really at a loss. I have the money and the ability, but not the will.

I guess if I had a friend who was going I'd go, but I don't. I don't feel like getting into an award social situation with nobody to fall back on. Thanks /jp/! I won't go.

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>>12465272
>I think its worth it if there's actual cute Touhou swag they'll give out.
Well there you go. Get out there.

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>> No.12465648

I didn't think anyone was left that likes Patchy
I'm glad

>> No.12465657
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>>12465648
She's one of the most popular 2hu's.

>> No.12465781
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The most beautiful Touhou.

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>>12465781
You sure? That's saying quite a lot.

>> No.12465892

>>12465839

most elegant Touhou?

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>>12465839
Patchouli-sama is the most beautiful girl in the world.

>> No.12466055

>>12465140
I don't know what I was expecting the first time I read that

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>>12465892
>>12466041
Even more bold claims!

>> No.12466517

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3y-lxMktBA

>> No.12466560
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Spurting lots of hot, thick and sticky cum deep inside Patchy's innards!

>> No.12466577
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>>12466560
Cheating on my sister.

>> No.12472532

>>12466303
Woah! Scary eyes.

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>>12477524
Cute socks Patche!

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>> No.12479617

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUHlpIVvWKw&list=UUOP50d5pWjbxPU9tDFI2zvw

>> No.12479638

patchy is cute and everthing, but I want to see her more like a badass witch

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>>12479638
Agreed.

>> No.12479665

So there's fatchouli and catchouli, but is there batchouli? Where her and Koakuma switch hats?

>> No.12479673

>>12479665
When she goes outside and plays baseball. Which is never, I guess.

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>>12479665
Cha-tchouli

>> No.12482220

>>12479638
You mean like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4UcizY7vcA

>> No.12482250

FAT.

>> No.12482252
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>>12464502
Patchouli's cute smelly bare feet!

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>> No.12482277
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>>12482250
Fatchouli is best patchouli.

>> No.12482419

Patchouli isn't cute. She's sexy. You can't be both.

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>>12482419

>> No.12482432

>>12482419
Patchouli isn't cute or sexy. She's creepy. You can't be both.

>> No.12482440

>>12482432
>can't be cute and creepy
Alice. Kisume.
>can't be sexy and creepy
Yukari. Remilia.

Check and m8, youkai-haters.

>> No.12482545

>>12482440
Alice isn't cute. She's one of the biggest autists in 2hu. Whom are you quotetexting by the way?

>> No.12482718

>>12482277
Patchy doesn't deserve a fit boyfriend! I hope that they have sex, and then the boy suddenly starts telling her how fat she is, and that she should be ashamed to have sex with someone as fit as him. Patchy would get horribly fat-shamed during sex, feel embarrassed about her chubby belly, and start crying!

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>>12480890
She'll never hug me like that ;-;

>>12482252
I want to do things to them.

>> No.12483712

>>12482252
They can't smell if they don't sweat, and they don't sweat because she's a neet!

>> No.12483788
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>>12482252
>>12483712
Patche's feet don't smell bad, they smell of patchouli!

>> No.12484957

>>12482718
please don't bully patchy

>> No.12484996

>>12483788
But patchouli does smell bad. It's the agent that gives perfumes their punch. Being too close to Patchouli when she takes her shoes off will knock you flat on your back!

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>> No.12485240

>>12484996
I want to tease Patchy about her smelly feet!

>> No.12485385

>>12484996
Patchy smells like a hippie!

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Most beautiful touhou.

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>>12484996
>>12485240
>>12485385
I'm gonna beat you lying nerds up!

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>> No.12489108

>>12489104
I want to see Patchy feet!

>> No.12489125

>>12489108
It's been six years. There are no feet.

>> No.12489135

>>12465258
It's just a LoL con pretending to be a Touhou con. Don't bother going.

>> No.12489141

>>12489135
I want to go to a loli con.

>> No.12489163

>>12489141
And that would totally not be a police sting.

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>>12489108
Patchy's thick meaty cute bare feet!

>> No.12496170

>>12492456

Oh yeah I love Patchouli. All of her, including her feet!

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>>12465185
>Not using tummy as pillow and hearing all the cool sounds

you must be gay or something

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>>12498483
>prioritizing digestive gurgles over nose-to-anus, unadulterated particulate-shit farts
It's like I'm really interacting with secondary garbage.

>> No.12498533,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12498483
*le farts*

>> No.12504607

Who is the one making all the same puffy hats that half the Touhous have ?

>> No.12504612

>>12504607
China.

>> No.12504614
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むきゆ~ん

>> No.12504640
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Gains with Patchy

>> No.12504742
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Patchy is waiting bro's.

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>>12482718
my bodybuilder friend is a chubby chaser.

anyway,
study abroad Patchy

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This chick wanders around a library all day in her damn PJs. and I love it

>> No.12505703
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Most knowledgeable girl.

>> No.12505733
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Remi agrees: Patchy is the cutest girl.

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I propose that this is likely to be Patchouli's favourite hip hop track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8HEtY_aHcU

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>>12506103
I disagree. Patchouli likes good hip hop, like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eBfa9nNzvk

>> No.12508332

>>12507997
If you're going to mention RZA, at least bring up some of his good material. Or did you mean DOOM? You posted an instrumental. Anyway, DOOM isn't even a sidenote in the history of hip hop, KRS is an entire chapter.

>> No.12508433

>>12508332
>You posted an instrumental
I know what I posted. It's a good instrumental. Instrumentals are great, man. If KRS deserves a chapter, then BSBD deserves a whole book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nFxxlvIUas
And that's just their colab works. Their instrumentals are where they really shine.
http://bsbd.bandcamp.com/track/gold-in-gold-out-alternate

>> No.12510395

>>12508433
>instrumental hip-hop

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>>12510395
What's wrong with instrumentals? They make excellent reading music. On top of that, they make fantastic smoking music.

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A challenger approaches!

>> No.12515227
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>>12515218
How far will you punk mothafuckas go for 15 seconds of fame

Microwave popcorn ass niggas

>> No.12515271

>>12515227
Microwave popcorn ass niggas?

>> No.12515326

>>12515227
Avocado crocodile ass niggas

>> No.12517264

>>12515271
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VojfkAZZqXA

>> No.12517395

When will this thread die so I can stop fapping to op's image? Hikis aren't supposed to look this good.

>> No.12517774
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>>12517395
In 3 days.

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Fatass.

>> No.12517888

>>12515218
I want to squeeze Patchy's belly!

>> No.12517999

>>12464922
>Arsenic has no flavor
>Potassium cyanide kills you before you can register its taste

In other words, you have no idea what they taste like.

>> No.12518659
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Patchy is not fat.

>> No.12519205

>>12517999
None of us ever will ;_;

>> No.12520221

I want to fatten patchy up, is this wrong?

>> No.12522384

>>12517875
She's about to be extremely embarrassed!

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>> No.12530230

>>12517774
Damn it you said this thread would die! Are you trying to kill me via semen-induced dehydration?

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>>12518659
She's nice and fat where it matters

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>>12530238

>> No.12530373
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Patchouli is a good girl, I want to hug her ;-;

>> No.12530434

>>12530310
If people could keep their umbilical cords attached like a tail, would you be down with it? Yukari could wear an umbilical sleeve that matches her gloves. Patchy wears robes because she's embarrassed about her cord's length, and only shows her belly to her intimate partners. Think about it.

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>> No.12530584

>>12530434
uh, dude, umbilical cords don't grow out of your butt

>> No.12534152

>>12530434
No, gross.

>> No.12536306

>>12520221
how fat do you want to make her?

>> No.12536326

What's the name of that doujin where patchy is wearing a onepiece swimsuit and is in her library
And a tentacle monster produces a strange looking appendage and she says 'what the hell is that'

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>>12534152

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>> No.12542592

>>12536326
>>>/d/5737933

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>> No.12552252

>>12505638
>my bodybuilder friend is a chubby chaser.
Bodybuilders are basically fat people in disguise, so that figures.

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>>12480958

>> No.12555000

>>12542132
i wonder how many patchy-fans have overweight

>> No.12555038
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>>12555000
not me

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>>12555000
I-I am.

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>>12555000
I'm slim and attractive, just like Patchouli-sama,

>> No.12555078

Stop it, guys. I'm serious. I just fapped. Don't make me do it again.

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>> No.12555830

>>12555078
Cum to pictures of Patchouli, anon! Cum to Patchouli's feet!!

>> No.12556027

IF I STICK MY FINGER IN PATCHY'S BUM WILL JOBIES STICK TO MY FINGER?

>> No.12556113

>>12530434
Umbilical cords aren't pretty looking. BIG PENIS

>> No.12556155
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>> No.12556340

>>12556155
Tentacle time?

>> No.12558958

If I read about patchouli on the internet, is that patchouli knowledge?

>> No.12559260

>>12482432
Implying you can't be cute and creepy? Look at this normalfag, look at him and laugh.

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>>12559260

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>>12564586

>> No.12564764

>>12564591
>>12564586
Patchy is so cute with short hair.

>> No.12573067

Patchouli is a girl.

>> No.12573126

>>12464502
her feet are really pretty. I want to kiss them

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