/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12524800
It will be the first recording of a negative time span.

It depends entirely on the location. If they were ported to the village they would be fine, assuming they dont suffer from any diseases requiring any form of medicine.

Otherwise if it's random then it's a plain lottery of ending up at a "safer" area and finding a good natured youkai before a hungry one finds you.

>>12524841

>If they were ported to the village they would be fine

There are no neet bux there. You have to work to survive.

>>12524841
Diseases are not a problem in Gensokyo, if there something that local remedies can't cure Eirin will gladly help and even let you pay whenever you'll be able to.

The real problem is that until you enter the village I don't think you're protected by the youkai contract. Also there are feral animals and stuff to begin with anyway. Another issue would be living in general, since there are various medieval-tier problems like rats and stuff.

>>12524854
Afcoarse, but even the laziest neets would eventually adapt and get to work. Humans are suprisingly adaptave.

>>12524857
That's what I mentioned with lottery. You are free game until you enter the village. That's why it's vital that you either find a good natured youkai or the village before you get found by a youkai that sees you as a nice snack.

Medieval tier issues are ussualy hygiene related, which then leads to medical issues. But if diseases are no issue then that's not a big problem. besides, you'd assume that the occasional outsider that does make it to the village would teach people some basic hygiene.

>>12524875
You might even become a shaman of sorts.

"I don't care if boiling makes the water taste funny. Boil it or you will die."

"I'm going to lance this, but I'm going to heat this needle up in the fire first. No, this isn't torture. Stop squirming."

"I can cut that tumor out right after I rub lye on my knife. Hell yes it's going to hurt. I'd offer you booze but you'd just bleed out during the operation. Bite this stick now, drink that sake after."

"Dump your bedpans in THIS hole, get your water from THAT hole. Make sure everybody knows which hole is which."

>>12524914
Come to think of it, Eirin's almost certainly covered the bases far better than we could.

/jp/ would be dead in under a day if they had to do any kind of physical work for the village. Rinnosuke might find a use for you though.

>>12524923
>Rinnosuke might find a use for you though.

Not likely. "Hm, what sort of item is this? It seems to lounge around all day taking it easy. It's... it's like a human yukkuri."

>>12524875
/jp/ is a bunch of luckless neets, of course they are going to get the shittiest place possible.

Luck of the draw. I think I'd do okay myself, but I have no basis for such unwarranted confidence.

I want to live with Reisen forever.

>>12524800
I want to live in Eientei forever, I will work my ass off in exchange for food, shelter and healthcare

>>12524989
I just want a axe with just enough magic imbued in it to make sure that if a youkai get it's headsplit by it doesn't get back up again.

Then patrol gensokyo far and wide and if I end up finding a youkai intent on harming someone then i'll make sure to lighten the load on it's shoulders

Less than a day.

It was my pleasure to answer your question Anon. Should you feel the need to go to Gensokyo, you can always kill yourself.

I want to be a freeloader at the Hakurei shrine.
I'll pay Reimu with my body.

There are more willing to go to Eientei/Eientei cast than the last "were gensokyo wud u go" thread.

Gotta stay ahead in the competition.

Considering I'm in possession of an above average phallic object attached to my body that I'm willing to insert into a female and the only male in gensokyo doesn't put out or is gay, I'm confident that I'll have all of the touhous subdued to my personal harem in less than 2 weeks.

>>12525042
Above average in length, or girth? How many standard deviations above the norm would you say you are?

I must know.

>>12525056
Pray the gay away.

>>12524800
>negative time span.

What does that even mean?

>>12524800

This would happen

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genkai_sh%C5%ABraku

>>12525129
Who the fuck are you quoting, seriously?

>>12525129
That they will die in -1 (minus one) seconds or less.

>>12524914
>"I don't care if boiling makes the water taste funny. Boil it or you will die."

Mang I think that was discovered way before the medieval era.

The rest aside from the last is "Just go to Eirin". The human village should have the technology of a 1700's Japanese town with a little mix of modern 1900's technlogy and magic (like the dragon statue that predicts weather in the plaza). The real problem is adapting yourself to that ambient phycologically since you live the hard way like your grand-gramps did (my main problem would be going to the restroom, since I can't live without a bidet, it's traumatic every time I travel)

>>12525135

Don't know how that happened?

Meant to quote >>12524813

>>12525141

Is that even possible?

>>12524998
Then Yukari will kick your ass because you're destroying the balance and giving to much confidence against youkai to the human village.

I just want a little farm enough to mantain me. It's not like I'll need to buy too much shit there anyway.

>>12525155
>a maid that fuck with time
>another that fuck with instant and eternity
>another that fuck with history
>and a whole fucking army of others that in general fuck with reality in ways and places that have no right to be

You tell me

>>12525155
Just want to know who are you quoting, dude.
>>12525170
Now who are you quoting?

>>12525162
Even one will be enough.
After all, isn't best to live for one day as a lion instead of a hundred as a sheep?

>>12525175
ME MOTHERFUCKER! I'M QUOTING ME!
Whenever you see someone quoting something they are directly quoting me and only me.
Got a problem with that, you pussy?

>>12525195
S-suck my cock dude.

>>12525154
>I can't live without a bidet, it's traumatic every time I travel)
Jesus fucking shit, this and my dependency on laxatives make travelling a whole lot harder for me than most people.

Man I really want Eirin to cure my constipation problem now

>>12524800
The rest of my life.

>>12525195

pls no bully

>>12524857
Can Eirin-sama even cure type 1 diabetes?

>>12525216
Which would be less than a day.

>>12525750
Anything is possible.

>>12525750
>>12526669
Can she cure autism ?

>>12526721
Yes.

>>12526731
Can she give me superpowers?
And at what price?

>>12525189
What if I live more than one hundred days though?

>>12526798
Then you're now part of an endangered specie. Congratulation for surviving.

200-300 years.

Most of them will die within the day but one lucky sod or two will be the demons and these things live damn long.

>>12524800
JUMP IN THE LAKE

I practice Aikido every day.

>>12526904
>>12527175
Only oldfags would get these jokes.

Pretty well, you'd have the monopoly on knowledge of the outside world and would be an irreplaceable asset.

>>12524972
I think this guy's right. If you're lucky enough to end up close to the village/a friendly youkai, you'll probably do alright.

Personally, if I were that lucky, step two would be to get a job at either one of the big factional houses or as a Teacher with Keine. Outside world knowledge will surely help there.

If I were dropped off in the middle of the forest/nowhere, though? I'd probably be youkai fodder within hours probably. I'd bet the rest of /jp/ would too.

>>12527563
You know, if you shout "Help meee Mikoemooon!" there's a chance that Miko might hear you and take you to her place for safety

>>12524800
>ported to Scarlet Mansion
Ludicrous gibs.

I wouldn't mind being eaten by a cute youkai, especially if my screams made her eat me faster

>>12528231
I have a better idea.
>JUMANJIIII~

>>12525042
There are men in the village, dipshit.

>>12524989
You'll die from the prolonged erection caused by the hordes of rabbit girls mating with each other and eating each other's poops.

>>12524854
I would rather work in Gensokyo on some farm than work an office job in this world.

>>12533804
Do you have any idea how it is to work in a farm with no mechanisation ?

>>12533818
At least I'd finally get fit.

>>12533879
You'll die of cholera after handling shovels after shovels of shit when your weak immune system will finally betrays you.

>>12524800

If I was teleported to Gensokyo with my sword, bow and arrows, spear head and knife along with my firestarter, some 550 paracord and a bottle of water I'll probably be okay until Cirno rolls by and decides to murder me on the spot. So FINAL ANSWER IS: No sir I won't survive too long.

>>12533909

Forgot to add that if I'm able to run to Reimu, Sanae or Byakuren my chances of survival will increase, but only then.

How physically strong is a Youkai, would you be able to kill them easily with a rifle?

>>12535229
People will say shit, but thousand years ago, youkai invaded the moon and got their shit kicked by lunarians (who used guns).

>>12524800
Not sure about /jp/, but I think most NEETs would be pretty well off.

Not sure if my NEET friends are the exception because they have rich parents, but they're fit, know multiple languages, and well-versed in the most random shit. I don't why they holed themselves in or dropped out of HS.

I guess if you don't work, you are basically dedicating 8 hours more than the average person to whatever you want. Not to mention, if you don't need to drive anywhere, shower, brush your teeth, go to social events, ect you'd save on crazy amounts of time.

I think most of /jp/ knows Japanese, so they wouldn't be fucked in the communication area. How good /jp/ is in fitness and hygiene(Looking attractive will probably have the villagers treat you better), but being a modern human would probably mean you'll have less defects than the villagers.

I'd imagine /jp/sies dropped in the village would try going to the SDM to live the dream of being in a mansion and drinking delicious tea with 2hus.

I'd say a couple months before they killed themselves?

>>12536589

Where do you meet other NEETs? Besides on /jp/

>>12536615
A few I've known since HS. Still in contact due to skype or steam chat.
I've met a few others in online games. It's pretty easy to tell because they're always on, and in conversations, real life comes up eventually.