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So how about those monster milfs huh?
>>12516094>not Ebola-chanI'm disappointed, OP.
>>12516096I did it entirely to spite that guy. Ebola-chan a shit.
Would you a tiny succubutt?http://exhentai.org/g/727114/2af3b42701/
That was an insanely long thread.
>>12516099Let's hope this one doesn't last as long.
>>12516099Twas but a show of how deep love can burrow in a thread.
>3200 posts in the last threadHoly shit.
https://i.imgur.com/XBc9PHS.png>soon
>>12516104>3200We are living in the end times.>>12516106This pleases me greatly.
Monster Girls in Space when?
sharing puu dot sh/bLusV.png almost done
>>12516106I'm getting sick of this sameface and samebody. At lest the cat dick pic had a different body. We need new drawfags.
>>12516108When some lazy bum realizes Anya is love, Anya is life.We could also use a drawing of her dressed like pic related.
>>12516108what are TiTS?
>>12516113CoC in Space?
>>12516113>TiTS>Not devolved into furry shitThere's no hope for that shit, anon.
>That new thread smellQuick, someone image dump so we can have 1.5 days and 2000 posts without images again
>>12516110Anon... This is a commission and not from less.
>>12516120We did just fine without images though. Though I left at around 2500 posts, something horrible might've happened.
http://pastebin.com/X1huUXVRSo I added more to Paladin Reintegration Programme from line 175and it's presumably atrocious. I really should stop this nonsense and concentrate on chapter 7 of Lich for the 3 people who are interested
>>12516123This story amuses me greatly, but I've been waiting for a lich update as well.
Can any drawfag do an Anubis version of this picture?
>>12516122bob a kill, anon
>>12516123I'm more interested in this though.
Would you let Levia-san kiss the boo-boo on your inner thigh and not do anything lewd?
>>12516110>Blindly lashing out and attacking contentChrist. Why do you guys want to destroy yourselves so badly?
>>12516133>and not do anything lewdIf I really did have a boo-boo, then I guess...>>12516137Dat ass!
>>12516138On second thought. I wont be posting the full resolution after all.
>>12516133I dunno, I just want to get drunk with her and have dirty fish sex.
>>12516137succubutts can stay
>>12516139Would you let her sit on you so she can cover up the fact that you forgot your pants from passerbys and still not do anything lewd?
>>12516140Please do! Why should I have to suffer for some asshole!
>>12516139I'm not sure what the posting limits are here, if I can go full frontal or keep it safe
>>12516138>old drawfags>sameface get out>new drawfags>it's shit get outNothing new about this brah.
>>12516146Keep it safe, it's a blue board.>>12516144Much harder, but better than being called>ECCHI! BAKA! HENTAI!By every passing tsundere.
>>12516146No nipple, no vag, no dick, and thats it really from what i've seen.The nipple thing isn't even that big of a deal with like a slight slip.
>>12516123ehh, don't force updates. it's not like i'm paying you. so i can live with some waiting. also i like both stories.>>12516128we need this
>>12516112How is she a monster ?
>>12516110I'm pretty sure it's commissioned pic from some new drawfag
>>12516169>dressed like pic relatedPay attention.
I'm pushing the boundary on this
>>12516175
So, guys. Did anyone pick up Wurm Wrangler or not?
>>12516180>>12516188What's with the spamming images? Are you just trying to reach the limit as soon as possible? Why?
>>12516191To feel suffering
>>12516119What's the difference between a furry and a monster girl? Furries aren't animal enough or something because 70% of them isn't a horse or spider or snake?
>>12516175>>12516180>>12516188>>12516150>>12516146It's because of stupid fucks like you that we run out of images before we're even 1/3 of the way through a thread. Go fuck yourself.
>>12516146If you're afraid of b&, then just Maedax censor and reverse Google can do the rest.
>>12516193A furry is someone who wants to be an anthropomorphic animal and faps to Disney's Robin Hood. A Monster Girl is a cutesy version of a mythological creature or some other such creature.
>>12516128
>>12516204Oh god thank you.Time to try some amateur coloring.
Do snakes have nipples?
>>12516204It ain't easy being a judge with sand in her vagoo.>>12516208No, but Lamia do.
>>12516203Aren't Disney Robin Hood characters cutsey versions of kitsune?What about Ursula? Is she a monstergirl?
>>12516193If it's a snout, then have some doubt.If it's human, than it's Goodman.
>>12516212>UrsulaYes, she is a Monster Girl.>cutesy versions of kitsuneOUR Kitsune are that.
>>12516193Monster Girls is a broad category. Vampires and Succubutts are not furry for example, but are monster girls.Creatures like Werewolves have a scale the determines if they're furry or not.Human face and body =/= furryStout and furry body = furry
>>12516193Oh boy, here we go
>>12516208>Does a non-monstergirl non-mammal have mammaries?That's you. Stop being stupid. In fact, go pick up a zoology textbook and don't come back until you've memorized all of it. It'll be good for you.
>>12516212>>12516203Also that still isn't quite satisfying. Is a sphinx, who is only a girl's head and tits on a cat body less furry than a furry that's mostly human with a cat head? Or is it that furries are not monster enough?
Achtung, /mgg/!I need that picture of a big-breasted foxgirl pulling her sweater over a boy's face.
Chicken harpies when?
>>12516218Also, going off that, is a cutsey version of Bastet a monstergirl or a furry?
So has anybody seen Seismic's new game/video they are working on?Dat Liru
>>12516207Nevermind, remebered I can't do that either.
>>12516218A furry is a person who wants to be an anthropomorphic animal and won't shut up about being fursecuted. I don't think the Sphinx is furry. And ours is even less so.
>>12516218Animal faces and snouts are the difference. You have you're answer, sir. Now leave.
>>12516193Polt is furryMiia is notHint. Whole body covered in fur.
>>12516226what do you mean "yours"? There are monstergirl sphinxs drawn like sphinxs. What about centuars? Are there monstergirl centaurs with just horse legs and arms? That picture isn't a good representation.
>>12516223This is an MG, one with a snout would be a furry. This is really simple.
>>12516222>>12516221These images are unnecessary and shouldn't have been posted. Please don't be like that.>>12516230Ours, as in, the ones we have in these threads. The Monster Girl Sphinx.>what about centaursNot furry either.
>>12516218What you're describing sounds like just a Monster with female traits.An Anglerfish with a lure that's shaped like a woman isn't a Monster Girl, it's just a Monster. However, a girl who's part anglerfish is a Monster Girl.
>>12516227>You have you're answer, sir. Now leave.Don't tell me what to do in my own board, crossboarder. >>12516229Sasquatch girls?>>12516213>>12516215>>12516227So a total human with a cat head is more furry than a total animal with a human head? Okay. So it's that furries aren't animal enough for you guys. Got it.
>Last thread reaches over 3,000 posts.>It finally dies.>Sure, fucking, enough, the first thread on the catalog is another Monstergirl thread.>I fucking love you all.
>>12516238>Sasquatch girls?Toumasu yeti? 100% furry
>>12516234I'll show you unnecessary fagit
>>12516232What about those things at a dangerous crossroad?
>>12516238>my own boardENTITLEMENT>>12516245Yes, that is quite unnecessary. Why are you doing it?
>>12516108That art style looks really familiar. That's Dieselmine/Masoforte, right?
>>12516175You're fine.
>82 posts>26 pics space already wastedGoddammit guiese
>>12516246If you have to ask, the answer is yes.
>>12516247Because I can
>>12516250It's an invasion anon, we may have found our new Shitposter-kun.>>12516253You are not a good person, and I would not be friends with you in real life.
>>12516250You could've avoided this
I just wanted to drop in to say that slime girls are simply the best.I want to take a slime girl bath.I want to accidentally fall into a pit of slime girls.I cannot imagine any other monster girl restraining me and repeatedly milking me into unconsciousness quite like the slime girl.
>>12516255Your loss
>>12516257If a slime girl molds itself into a slime boy while it's fucking you, is that gay?
I'd just like to remind everyone that none of this shitposting would've happened had you removed Pharaoh. Ignore and Report.
>>12516261Yes, immediate alpification.
>>12516238>So a total human with a cat head is more furry than a total animal with a human head? No. Those are called Unfortunate -insert name of creature-. If you've ever played Monster Girl Quest, Amira is an example of this.>Okay. So it's that furries aren't animal enough for you guys. Got it.That's entirely the wrong idea, how you came to that conclusion is flabbergasting. Furries are attracted to animals, we're attracted to human girls with abnormal limbs, succubus wings, mummy bandages, blue skin, green skin, elf ears, cow horns, and vampire fangs.
>>12516257Slime girls a shitLike your taste
>>12516261It would be extremely painful.
>>12516268She's a big girl.
>>12516262Apophis, your fanfic from yesterday didn't do the trick!...does anyone want more of Queen Grapesnake?
>>12516251Oh, I'm not asking. I already know what I like and don't like. I'm just curious how far anons would go for sexy.
>>125162684 U
>>12516271Only if she isn't morally corrupt this time
>>12516274But she was righteous, just and kind last time!
>>12516265Centaurs, harpies, nagas, and mermaids all have animal fuckparts. You can't like them without wanting to fuck animals. Furries on the other hand are usually just humans with strange colored fur covering their bodies and heads that are somewhere between human and total animal snouts. It's more common for a monster girl to be mostly animal than for a furry to be anything but a fur covered humanoid.
no alicia love in here??
Are you guys saying you wouldn't rectally ravage a more cat-like catgirl?http://i.imgur.com/wHMZ61d.jpg
>>12516284She looks like a normal cat girl to me.
so , i remember Mithras from ff11 are not furry, but define the border between animal girl and furryanyone else agree to this?
>>12516284If it's drawn by a Japanese person it isn't furry. Source
>>12516278>You can't like them without wanting to fuck animalsBut that's a wrong, because they are NOT animals.
>>12516257sauce?
>>12516290That author/artist is furry as fuck, anon. Or Kemono if you don't like the word 'furry.' He did this, for example. http://i.imgur.com/Cd55vLB.jpg
>>12516289She looks fine to me.>>12516293>Kemono=furryAh, I see you're a silly.
>>12516293Ok, that is definitely furry. Still, what's the source please? Google pulls up nothing.
>>12516123make that four people. I like it!
>>12516297http://exhentai.org/tag/artist:kemonono
>another fucking "urgadurr hows it not furry I'm so goddamn retarded" discussionNo pleaseThis thread is hallowed ground
>>12516290[CITATION NEEDED]
>>12516300>This thread is a cursed, blighted patch of /a/ upon the hallowed grounds of /jp/ftfy
>>12516303These threads are more alive than the rest of /jp/ though.
>>12516262Sorry Grape Snake, but my Anubis mistress has forbidden me to speak with you.
>>12516094Both your OP abilities and your taste is absolutely shit. SHIIIIIIT.
>>12516291You're telling me a horse's pussy is not an animal while >>12516293's pussy is an animal? Seriously?>>12516306/jp/ is not a fast paced /a/v/b/ shitfest of pointless posting and should never be that.
>>12516291Good to see someone with sense here.
>>12516306That's not necessarily a point in these thread's favour.
posted in place of less.
what about Soraka from Leauge she is a shy spirit world lady in the world of humans
>>12516313>Not "Everyday until you like it."You had one fucking job!
>>12516297http://exhentai.org/g/666301/5c01274393/\It's the first comic in this tank
>>12516313>won't draw brutal laska rape like many ask for>draws this shit instead
>>12516313Well, at least Charon got off more easily.
>>12516310I'm not saying a horse's pussy is not an animals, I'm saying a Centaur is not a horse.>shitfest of pointless postingYou have no idea how stupid that makes you sound. Just get out of here.>>12516314She's fine.>>12516319For now...
>>12516318But this is actually "Fun."
>>12516313>she's actually eating herGO LIVE IN THE SHED YOU THICK FUCK
>>12516314What in the sexy hell is going on here? A goat oni? A Goani?
>>12516325Goanna-girl?
meanwhile your foxwoman gf wants you to go shopping with her, what is it she want to go buy??
>>12516327She doesn't buy anything with her money, she bribes /jp/ mods to increase the image limit.
soraka is technically a goaticorn
>>12516327>on a cruiseTax free booze.
>>12516331That's really the only thing to do on a cruise.
>>12516278>Centaurs, harpies, nagas, and mermaids all have animal fuckparts.Only Centaurs have animal fuckparts and they're widely despised here. There's a reason people go "HORSE PUSSY".
Ahri the 9 tails that wants to become a human, primary skill 'charming humans'reason : best you dont know(also from leauge)
>>12516331>>12516333Meh. I already come from a place with cheap booze. I want to visit the ports and fish and swim and eat local food and listen to live music. Booze is just an expected part of the fun, not a feature.
>>12516335Fox Lady is one foxy lady.
"Everyday until you like it."
>>12516337No, you misconstrue my post.On a cruise, you are stuck on a boat for like a week, with other bored people, with no escape, and with an amount of stuff that can be done in a day.So you sit around and get wasted by the pool. That's it. A week of getting wasted on a boat with no escape. God forbid you're underage, but near adulthood, because then you can't even fucking drink.
I have to side with those who don't like centaurs, i just don't care how cute the 'human' half is, horse pussy is still horse pussy, no thanks
>>12516339One Job status: Done.
>>12516340My father, being an abstainer, actually uses his time on cruises by gorging himself with shrimp. He's allergic to shrimp, but the buffet calls him anyway.>>12516341Just goes to show how little resolve you have.
>>12516325Goani found a way.>>12516327Apples. Lots of them.
>>12516334>Implying centaurs are despised.>Implying "HORSE PUSSY" hasn't simply reached meme status.>Implying anyone could honestly despise Cerea.
>>12516341>>12516334>All this questionable taste
>>12516339Jesus, .Less, calm the fuck down. Fuck.
>>12516347I just want Nina to show off her gear to Cerea while she fumes with jealousy.
>>12516346>Centaurs>Not the absolute worst
>>12516334Actually the only one on that list that doesn't potentially have animal parts is harpy. Centaur is pretty much obligate HORSE PUSSY, but mermaids and lamia in general can vary. The tendency seems to be to stick human girl parts near the bottom of the torso, but you do see the odd snake cloaca and egg laying mermaid.
>>12516344I guess anaphylaxis is exciting in it's own way.>>12516345That joke really didn't find a way, and you're thinking of wolf girls whistlin' round the world.>>12516346I don't hate Cerea, but horse pussy is still pretty shit.
>>12516350>Cerea owns a saddle>Nina is too big to be ridden any way but bareback but has all the other tack and gets to use itMutual jealousy
>>12516347>You will never go to a restaurant, where you're served by Centaur Girls, called 'The Stable'
>>12516339>still no brutal laska rape
>>12516353Harpies can totally have cloaca in some representations.
>>12516351
>>12516355>That joke really didn't find a way,A for effort>you're thinking of wolf girls whistlin' round the world.She's colored like a fox, who could know the difference?
>>12516357>You will never go to a bar, served by not shit monstergirls, called "The Knackery" where all the drinks mock horse pussy.
>>12516361When she outright turns in to a giant fucking wolf?
>>12516335>reason : best you dont knowIsn't she using souls of eaten men as projectiles in battle or something?
>>12516359I guess, but body structure puts it in the exact same spot as the normal vag00. You really can't tell if it's a feather covered cunt or a cloaca unless the topic of pooping is broached and clearly most images lack that context. I tend to assume it's a vagina until proven otherwise.
>>12516365Isn't that wasteful?
>>12516362Oh stop it, you.
>>12516366Really, that's probably the best way to go about it.
>>12516366>Lays eggs>CloacaEvery fucking time.
>>12516368I'd drink at the Knackery. I think it's a great name for a bar. You can have T-shirts "I got knackered at the Knackery", extra short cut off bottom, with extra thin white cotton for the girls.
>>12516364She turns into a giant fucking fox, the coloration is the same and everything. Visually she's a wolf in name only. Did we ever figure out what was up with that?
>>12516370We're dealing with fantasy anatomy here and there's no reason you can't pop an egg out of a vagina. The jury stays out until I know where she poops from.
>>12516372There are red wolves too, she's specifically called a wolf goddess, and deals only with wolves. If she had anything to do with foxes, the term "Kitsune" would totally come up, instead the sole term used is "Okami"
So if theoretically speaking, someone was continuing a story about wrasslin Wurms, what kind of pilots should the mechs have? I mean, we already have that Turk guy who has his mech covered in oil to make it slippery, but how about two more?
I think river spirit nami is a far better personality than Mero, and tbh i am not sure who i think is 'cuter'as for ahri, she is like Sakura from hyper Police. harvests them for the magical energies , well, used to, recently she discovered she doesnt need to kill them, and has a rather intresting relationship with a mute bard named sona
>>12516376JD and Janitor.
>>12516366This actually has me curious. Some people like to shout "HORSE PUSSY," but do they also think Miia, and other girls, have totally human vaginas? Wouldn't it be some kind of hybrid? I may be influenced by Monster Girl Quest, but I still feel like it's a valid point to bring up.
>>12516378Mero's just shit. You don't need to qualify that opinion.
>>12516379I'm not following you.
>>12516367Nah, there are a shitload of people who want to touch her fluffy tails, so she has a plenty of souls to shoot with
>>12516373Occam's razor. The less changes necessary from known anatomy, the better. It's far more logical to assume cloaca unless shown otherwise.
did someone say 'fluffy tails' ??
So we saw Momma Miiacool chapterbut what about Cerea's mother or Papi's?what about them? any expectations?
>>12516380Miia has a cloacaSpiderbitch has a seminal receptaclePapi has a cloacaSuu is a sentient slime mold colonyTechnically, only Cerea and Lala even have pussies out of the main girls.
>>12516371Well now you've sold me on the idea. I only ask that there's no hating on monstergirls of any kind.
>>12516372Looks more like red wolf, imoIn LN she only transforms her hand
>>12516278It's weird. I've been on these threads back on /a/ and it's been back and forth. Overall it looks more that the face and the general shape of the MG's closer to a human in parts, it's usually accepted that there's no males, eastern style depiction, and the overall autism is a dialed down just a bit. Ask about Polt and you'd get mixed answers about 80% of the time. What you don't see in these threads, at least since I've been on them, is stuff like toddlerboys in diapers and there's still a good sized, vocal group against futa.Think of it like "Yes we're depraved, but we have some morals, god damnit. Now don't NTR that guy and stick it in your literal walking corpse of a wife." That's what I've come to terms with. Daughteru dicking not withstanding.Five bucks someone's at least thinking corruptionfags or paladinfag.
>>12516390Cereamom will freak out when she finds out about Darling and Cerea's escapades. Especially if she finds the saddle.
>>12516390I want to see Polt's mom, but Polt's probably old enough to be a mother.
>>12516375>Red WolfDoesn't look the same, but it's close enough to buy.>>12516387>The less changes necessary from known anatomy, the better.That depends on whether you start from the basis of a bird or the basis of a human, and that does depend on artist intent if they even considered such a thing. Again, where the eggs come from is in the same place regardless, but since the bird parts of your bird girl TYPICALLY stop at the shoulder and somewhere around the thighs, meaning the waist and reproductive organs are within the human boundary zone. Usually.
>>12516397>a litter of baby PoltsNot even the Duracell Bunny could keep up.
>>12516393If centaurs can't take a bit of banter they can just sook elsewhere for all I care. Centaur's probably dig it ironically.
What would you do at this point anon????careful daw alert
>>12516389Remove yourself from this thread, kemonomimi, this is a thread reserved for actual monster girls only.
>>12516405Eat them all and tell her how delicious they were. Those tears have to be dried.>>12516406Kitty caught something.
>>12516405I know they're woefully burnt, she knows they're woefully burnt, no point bullshitting. I send her back to the kitchen, this time I go with her. It'll be fun.
>>12516399Cloaca fits both bird and mammal. Vagina is marsupials and placentals only. She lays eggs so she's not either.
>>12516401Like they know they're hated on, so they take it all in good stride?>Centaur haters gonna hate campaign.
>>12516413>Centaurs and Cyclops think you're just giving them verbal abuse as a sign of affectionThey're all Ms.
>>12516413>>12516401>>12516416I rather prefer the ones like Nina, serious M's but deathly afraid that the person they like will be stolen away by a "better" monstergirl.
>>12516416I would a Cyclops. Either the small, human sized one that's easy to tease, or the hulking, brick shithouse 8 foot mountain Cyclops that bruises your pelvis every time.
>>12516420Poor Wander, she didn't stand a chance against the dead bitch. This picture is her dreaming, isn't it?
>>12516422Let her dream anon. Let her dream.
>>12516421Double your pleasure, but beware! You may not be successful in subduing them.
>Lamia mating ritualwowtalk about RAPE culture
>>12516424Yeah. Let her dream her fever dream so she doesn't have to deal with that broken leg....why does SotC always make you feel like a horrible person?
>>12516412>Cloaca fits both bird and mammal.It does not fit humans though, and that specifically is what you're typically starting with. Once again, fantasy anatomy means you can make eggs come out of a vagina. If your harpy can fly clearly liberties have been taken, so this isn't a point to be argued. Until you see her pooping or the author brings it up you don't know if she's packing a cloaca or not.
>>12516421I'd hit dat Hitomi so fucking hard.
>>12516272I don't personally give a shit. It's not a turn-on for me, more like I don't care. I'll do it, sure.
hmm, I had an idea, those who like centaur girls can have them, that way there are less people to fight over them. those who dont, can go find a different kinda MG and have fun with them insteadhmmwho am i kidding, being sensible/resonable in 4chan? lulz
>>12516397Fuck off furfag
>>12516433>Polt is not welcome hereThat's not even funny.
>>12516425>subduing a big Cyclops You misunderstood my post>>12516430Like the fist of Odin
>>12516434She has a full bodyfur and a snoutSo no, she is not welcome
>>12516434Polt is a guilty pleasure for us. Well, some of us.
>>12516436Don't care, dat ass.
>>12516248It's signed DoxyPonyfaggot
>>12516436That's it, you get a red card.
>>12516420Posting best centaur doujinhttp://exhentai.org/s/be9f588f68/732543-34
so, is freya from ff9 a furry??
>>12516425Ahh, you! You posted the picture I wanted to post! I'm upset but I also feel like we should be friends!
>>12516392Miia doesn't have a cloaca. Remember the skin-shedding chapter?>>12516294Kemonono is a furry artist, but he's also incredibly good. He does non-furry just as well.
>>12516441Like we all haven't seen that bullshit. You know what you get with that author the second you see the artstyle.Z-ton Inbreeding series is the best.
>>12516441No no no no noNO.
>>12516445I choose friendship! Now let's bully this one together!
>>12516446>Remember the skin-shedding chapter?The one where Darling stuck his hand between soft scales and not skin into a wet hole. Yeah. Cloaca. Miia's only got one hole, and there it is.Looks like you're the one that needs to read it again.
>>12516436Sorry, but you're alone here. No one would be unhappy with Polt. Her personality is too great.
>>12516452I thought she was doing an upside down jojo pose for a second.
>>12516453I thought it had to do more with the positioning on the body than anything else. Otherwise what would the difference even be? Just scales vs skin surrounding it?
>>12516439You knew it was me, : )
>>12516454I don't give a shit about her and think she's overhyped. But I don't complain about her because she's EMG and EMG discussion is always welcome in these threads. Hate genki people generally. They always have that air of spontaneity and not thinking things through. So he's not alone.
>>12516454Polt easily has both the best personality, and best background for a waifu in EMG.Seriously, settling for any of the main girls is so fucking stupid when you could a Polt.
>>12516457A cloaca is literally just one waste/reproductive hole on the body. It could be a perfect replica of a human vagina on the outside, and it wouldn't matter.
Reminder that Miia left her village to get away from the harem situation so she could find her prince, only to wind up in the exact same fucking situationBeing Miia is suffering
>>12516459>not thinking things throughYou do realize Polt runs several businesses? She can't do that without thinking things through.
>>12516458> :) Stop.
>>12516461So we're just arguing semantics at this point, then. Wonderful.
>>12516464>all those lamiasSnakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
The dangers of bring Polt's host
>>12516464First girl wins. Out of all the Harem the only one that I wouldn't hate winning would be Miia, as any other option is NTR.
>>12516467>Words mean thingsThat's not semantics. Don't use specific biologic words if you don't know what they mean.
what is NTR?
>>12516474>biologicIs that reeeeally a word?
>>12516452Friendship is good! But can we not bully? I mean, unless your version of bullying simply means dom sex stuff. If that's what it means then I don't mind being bullied and giving it back, too.
>>12516471While the first girl usually does win, Crab would have to give a satisfactory ending for the other girls as well, or risk being boiled in a pot and consumed. Wouldn't that be nice? Everyone getting their own man like in the original shots.>>12516475It's when you're dating someone and then cheat on them.>>12516478In this context "bully" means sexual roleplaying, yes.
>>12516470>implyingA fantastic personal trainer at the "expense" of having a live in snuggly kobold?And holy shit, I've just went and realized how best Polt is.
This is not so monster girl.
>>12516474The entire point is that with the placement on her body, it'll serve the same purpose no matter what it's called. It doesn't fucking matter.
>>12516469Why not?
>>12516463Yeah, because gym chapter when no one found a suitable gym apparatus despite her gym being targeted on extra spices, shows what a great businessman she is
>>12516479Really, Crab's just going to keep it going until better shit comes out and no one cares anymore, let it quietly fall out of print, and then just make super lewd doujin chapters for each of the girls.
>>12516480Now you see ass we see.>>12516483Jesus Christ Monkey Balls they're raping him!
>>12516484Well, it all suited her, and any other 2 legged MG, and the point of getting the girls in was market testing, so she did fine.I imagine species specific machines would be incredibly expensive too, so it'd make more sense to do market research first and then buy in.
>>12516479Inb4 Darling gets accidentaly cloned or something similar and every girl gets one.The protagonists of the original shots were all very similar brothers/cousins anyway
>>12516463That's all purely narrative telling instead of showing. If she actually did as advertised, she wouldn't have the time or energy to behave like she does.So there's three possibilities.1. She's actually a genki free spirit blowing the family money on these businesses as projects to keep her busy like a rich man lets his wife run an antique store that loses money2. She doesn't manage anything but has employees do all the work and lies about how much her hand directs things3. She's lying, and other members of her family run the other businesses but she calls them hers because they're all family
>>12516487This pic is fakePolt has a hairy ass. She has a hairy everything but her ass is especially hairy
>>12516485No, Crabman needs to make the first harem series that actually has a good ending!>>12516493What is shaving?
>>12516405Sex her. She can't be depressed if she is being sexed.Alternatively: Berate her for failing to cast black shield on the cookies before brand's ult hit and imply she is the reason we cant get our team out of silver 1
>>12516482Don't be an idiot. That's not the point at all. All cloaca serve the same purpose as vaginas plus assholes no matter where they're located anyway.
>>12516491Well, it's still established in the narrative, even if it isn't shown.
>>12516494Read her profile, she doesn't shave.And her waist area is too hairy to shave anyway
rofli'll take what is shaving for 500this some new way to threaten a MG "behave , or i will shave you1"
>>12516498But anon, I prefer things this way!
>>12516405Why she has blue skin? Is this a succubus? Then tell her she is shit at anything but sucking fat old man's dicks
>>12516495lol win
>>12516494>Crab man.>Good ending.>Ending at all.LaughingEMGSluts.tiff
>>12516476>Has never has biology past freshman yearBiologic/biologicalGeologic/geologicaletc.Jesus.
>>12516498That only goes for her pubes apparently.
>>12516503Mrganna, the fallen one
>>12516494It will have shitty "everything is status quo again" ending.Mark my words
>>12516507Crotch and abdomen it said. So nothing bothersome.
>>12516506I'm simply not comfortable with that form. Is it just a yank thing?
>>12516508morganna meh
>>12516510Those endings are worse than anything else. This is unacceptable. Unforgivable. No, it can't be this way.
>>12516512>Polty pubes. I'm OK with this.
>>12516513>YankSoutherners take offense to that. But yeah, murrican standard. Brits use it in upper levels too.
>>12516513No, it just isn't used very often
>>12516510as in "the situation will stay the same as it has been all the time", like Ranma for example?I absolutely despise that kind of ending
>>12516517>>12516519Huh. Fair enough then.
>>12516098>have succubus friend who asks you for kissing practice>completely platonic kissing practice>kissing practice turns into rape practice>rape practice turns into I wonder how many times you can be forced to cum before you pass out practice
>>12516510>All the girls get sick of Darling's indecisiveness >Darling ends up alone in his huge altered house.
>>12516522>Start to have feelings for her>Show up unexpectedly at her house after school to confess>Find her fucking someone else>She looks confused and tells you that she explained all along it was just practiceSlutQbutts. Not even once.
you know something, I have to let you guys in on something thats dangerous about my MG GF..She has a pair of massive horns on her head, and when we are asleep together in bed , when suddenly....WHAM!right into my head with her horns as she snuggles in closer to me..now i am wide awake, massive headache, going mmmmmm, and she wakes up and looks at me and goes 'oh?..Whats wrong?'...it's HELL dating a demon girl
>>12516411>Teaching her how to back cookies from scratch>Getting behind her and holding her hand as she holds the whisk, helping her with whisking the ingredients together>She so badly wants you to hug her from behind>But she can't bring herself to signal it to you>For right now, there are cookies to be baked>The hugging will come after they're done
>>12516517Most Americans react to being called a yank with something between amusement and confusion. If it's the first time maybe a 'I'm from (insert non-northeastern state)'
>>12516529>Lose an eye to spooning. Danger, danger Phil Ken Sebben.
>>12516387>Harpies have a human upper and lower torso>Far more logical to assume that the digestive track has changed to accommodate a cloaca rather than a different womb that forms eggs rather than placentasPlease stop spouting smary shit like occam's razor.
>>12516532I've always called yanks, yanks. And have always been met with a kind of "Huh, do people still say that?" bemusement.
>>12516532Southerners don't like it because calling someone a yankee down there is calling them an arrogant northerner.
>>12516537Then they should stop living in the states that lost the civil war.
is this the new monsterNEET thread?
>>12516526>word gets around that you're the "practice guy">become the school training bike>all you wanted was someone who would love you
>>12516542Yes, now delete your image.You're wasting space, faggot.
so, what exactly do we need to do inorder to get moot, or whomever to give a little space to make a /MMG board, petition, email? is there even a process?
Remember that foxes in spats with smugbrows are best foxes
>>12516539Why? Better climate, better natural resources, friendly people.Got all the space centers, the majority of computer manufacturing outside commiefornia, the largest army bases, the majority of military manufacturing. Just took about a hundred years to recover from the infrastructure of everything being completely fucking wrecked. People get a little sore about that, no matter the reasons.
foxes in miniskrits are the best, developed women ftw
>>12516547>tfw author has dozens of doujin>not a single one is scanlatedWhy?
>>12516546>boardWe don't have enough content for an entire board.
>>12516546Not enough content.It will attract furfags, pony fags and shit
>>12516551Dozens? I only know of two. Have a link to others he's done? Like any fluffy aside from the one where she's got an amazingly fuckable ass?
>>12516534>A cloaca is more primitive. It's LESS change you mongoloidOntogeny recapitulates phylogically.
>>12516553i never checked, but MLP can fill an entire board???
>>12516558Were you on 4chan during the dark days?
>>12516531>Works up her courage>Closes her eyes and goes in for the attack>She feels you tense up at first but then relax>Just stand there, enjoying the moment>When she opens her eyes she notices you look kinda odd and purple>She looks down and sees your body at her feet>Realizes she accidentally ulted when she hugged you>Panicking she tries to bind your soul back into your body>Finally manages to revive you, you ask her what that smell is>Burned the fucking cookies again
>>12516558I don't know and I don't care, this is fine.
any monsterNEETs know some good recipes for cheap and tasty meals? over the last month i was on a sandwich trip. if you put a lot of cheese in your sandwiches, it's very full. now i need something different.
>>12516555His pixiv has a lot of galleries with cover and few manga pages.I assumes it's doujins preview
>>12516547>>12516551Oh yeah... I saw a doujin with that girl in it in Japan. Didn't buy it.Took a photo of the sample page though, enjoy it.
>>12516563This isn't your blog
>>12516563And people say we don't follow /jp/ quality posting
>>12516561ROFL oddly enough I am S1 want that skin too
>>12516563No one gives a fuck, delete your post out of shame.
>>12516560I tend to come and go, usualy just browse, i used to manage a image site (not this one)
>>12516548I'm not a Southerner by any means. Grew up in Seattle and moved down to to San Jose. But holy crap I love how prideful you sound. I've never felt a connection to my land, you know? I don't mean to sound offensive, and I'm sorry if i do.
>>12516548>>12516578No one cares.
>>12516578from a guy who lives in the midwest, let me fill you in on something 1 never call a southerer a yank2) if you hear a banjo RUN3) if a cop asks ' your not from around here are you?" yer prolly gonna be shot
>>12516567Why wouldn't you buy something that glorious?
>>12516585Because I was poor. I didn't buy a short story for each GJ-Bu girl doujin too.G-Guess I'll buy 'em next time I go to Japan...
>>12516580Thanks.And I don't mean that in a bad way.
>>12516557We're taking about humanoid bird ladies. A weird egg womb requires just the womb to be different, nothing else.A cloaca requires other bits of the biology to change to accommodate it.Occam's razor.
>>12516583>cop pulls you over>God is not here boy. Tak.That happen a lot?
>>12516587Ha!Poorfag!Me too, anon, me tooWhat were you doing in japan without money anyway?
>>12516583THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!
Wow, this thread is super fast. We reached bumplimit in 3 hoursSpooky
>>12516596No anon, it becomes spooky after we reach a new record with the posts.
>>12516587Do you know anything about proxy buying? I'm more than willing to purchase several fluffy doujins, but I need help navigating moonrune webpages.
>>12516589Genetically, the cloaca is simpler. The genes are already present for it in both lineages. Evolution modifies existing structures, doesn't go about it piecemeal. Cloaca is the simplest and most logical.
>>12516593Anon, I spent it all, I got a lot of shit and spent 35 days there. >>12516600Just figure out Japanese and ship them to yourself, there are sites that allow int. shipping. Otherwise I'm not too sure. I mean, I have friends in Japan, but I've got too much pride to ask them to buy me random porn doujin.
>>12516592no, i live in the safe area of the midwest we are only about 87% culture free so, its a little better here. our family trees actually have branches, and colleges and universities
>>12516594Don't start that now. Real Southerners have always believed it was their destiny to run EVERYTHING. Why take your ball and go home when you can rule the court? Why else do you think it's all so patriotic down there?
>>12516602>evolution>monster girlsThe voyage of Charlie-kun when?
>>12516604>Just figure out Japanese Are you serious?I have no fucking clue how to search for artists or genre or whatever the fuck else.
>>12516604my friends send me crap all the time from japan cause they know " ohh kitsune, send it!"
>>12516607Number one rule of good fantasy. Lay out the magical handwaving at the onset, then treat the rest as srs biz.
>>12516609Japanese isn't that hard anon. >>12516610My Japanese friend is waaay too pure. He's like the proto-typical incredibly polite Japanese guys.
>>12516610I wish I had friends like that.>>12516615Japanese is easy, but the runes are not.
Moose 78 where
>>12516615a country that makes over 1 billion a year on pron, they are quite the rarity , im sure he can find you a place that deals with 'ulgy baka gaiijin'
>>12516615Okay, so tell me the kanji to search for fluffy manga/doujins on say, toranoana. Along with where exactly I need to search.
>>12516617well, i have a thing for certain types of MG, kemono, elves and other 'exotic extra species girls' and not ashamed of my intrests, they have their intrests in have mine
>>12516620>1 billion a year on pornI knew Area 11 was special when it came to that kind of thing, but fucking hell. Is that why their birthrates are so low? Everybody just faps and schlicks?
>>12516617I bought the Sandworm doujin, and I translated it with my shitty basic Japanese and kanji dictionary, and taught myself the kanji as I went. It's absolutely not that difficult at all, and the more I do it, the quicker/better I'll get. Just suck it up and make an effort anon. >>12516620Ha, I'm half-Japanese with a Japanese last name, I can stealth in Japan. >>12516622anon, pls.
>>12516627>anon, pls.So do you want to help or not?
>>12516626Japan spends more on pachinko/slots than the entire GDP of fucking New Zealand. Japan still spends like its the fucking bubble.Though Pachinko is pretty fun when you figure out how to play it.
>>12516629No, I can't be bothered, why would I be?
>>12516634That's fine, I guess. My goal was to buy a bunch of these and scan them.
>>12516626quite a few japanese men feel 2d is quite the better alternative to gold digger 3dpd women (as they call em) japanese society is weird in the respect that women who get married are required to leave work, and go live at home, so naturally the women seek for the 'money men' and those neets and neckbeards have no real chancethis is a broad summary btw
>>12516405She seems to do alright with anything that isn't a cookie.
>>12516637so, when faced with that, suddenly those 2d girls seem the fatr better alternative
>>12516636The sites are pretty easily laid out, even if it's like mid 2000s website design. Have you ever just tried clicking around the sites to see what comes up? Worst comes to worst you can jsut start google translate shit.
>>12516638well, yeah Little Witch Lulu helped and ofc MOG gets a slice, so given his biology, he can pretty much eat anything
>>12516643I've tried that. Doesn't do shit. And it still doesn't help me actually search for shit when I don't know a single kanji or hiragana or whatever. Look, if you don't want to help that's cool. I honestly have no interest in spending months trying to learning basic shit so I can buy porn. Either someone helps and I buy, or not.
>>12516646hmm, firefox option would you like to translate this page?
>>12516626It's because japan is civilized homogeneous country.If you remove subhumans from birth rates in EU, US you will get the same result
>>12516646>spending months trying to learn basic shit so I can buy pornFunny, I first started learn me some runes so I could read the Starless VN. Effort put into porn is not wasted effort, anon.
>>12516637That kinda thinking is slowly changing, I saw a lot of kids when I was in Japan too.The thing is, all the mothers were pretty cool, but a lot of the single girls were cold as ice. I don't want to make broad generalisations, simply because I didn't really have a chance to chat to a lot of Japanese girls, but they seemed to either be utterly wary of men, or easy going, but not interested in relationships or even a quick fuck. The "Us vs Them" mentality seems to be really strong in jap women. Like, when Jap girls graduate highschool, a lot of them seem to forget how to smile and loosen up. It can be super fucking lame trying to even be friendly to japanese girls, because they just shut you down. Saying that, some Japanese girls are absolutely adorable and really friendly. Those are just the impressions I got from chatting to girls there, flirting with some, and wishing others would just fuck off and die.
>>12516648I think he needs author's name in kanji so he can find him on amazon or whatever.
>>12516612That magical handwavium is "durr monsters now sexy fuckable chicks", an asshole to fuck is kinda important. Shit, vandis LAMINAs don't even have snake cloacae, they've got assholes on the back.
>>12516653I don't have the time or desire. Or intelligence. I don't want to read it, just buy it, scan it, and let others translate it on sadpanda.
>>12516618Weren't you missing between 76 and 77? Or do you not post when people swipe the image limit before you can?
>>12516646Really the only advice I can give is to git gud, Japanese really isn't that hard.
>>12516660You rack disciprine.
>>12516662>>12516663I'm not really sure why you guys are fighting me so hard. If ya'll don't want to pick out doujins and stuff, that's fine. As I said, I don't have the time or desire to learn Japanese. I really don't care about it.
>>12516666>I really don't care about itYou should though. Don't you know the Succubus expression>jerk a shota off, satisfy him for an hour, teach a shota to fap, satisfy him for a lifetime
>>12516666>6666Devil plsI thought you are omnipotence and shit
>>12516668The Devil is a loser and she's my bitch.
>>12516672Would you love a monstergirl? Could you understand the beauty of the beast?
>>12516672>Rachnee tying up a litle mischievous devilMy dick>she's not DShe's clearly M now.
>>12516672>bare nipplesBy Sharia laws, this is very offensive. pls remove
>>12516694Everything is fine anon.
I know this is an old cover, but I feel like this is Okayado saying that the big booty women are the best.
Out of all the monster girls in existence, which ones do you think are most likely to pose like Jojo characters?
>>12516702>Which jojo would you justice while playing smash brosThe chart is still right after all this time.
>>12516705Which MG would be the best Militaire Sans Frontiers recruit, and why is it a dojikko Kobold that just wants to be loved by Big Boss?
ded thredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=disACdwKKy0
Scalefags are asleepPost smug foxes
>>12516094I want to impregnate Cerea and nurture her as she carries our child.
>>12516717
>>12516717>>12516723How's about we don't dump pictures and blow all our image space you faggots.
>>12516717>ScalefagsI mean, it's fine to love Lamias and and all that. But can't we love other "extraspecies" beings too?
>>12516729Holy crap I'm retarded. Misinterpreted you8 post as a snake-lover.
>>12516731And I even managed to misspell my apology response. Fuck. Thanks if you happen to take pity on me.
>>12516717Can't sleepWhat if this happens?
>>12516738Fear not, there's spiders about!
>>12516727I'd rather have fox butts fill the thread than shitty reaction images and edits
>>12516741Hey if she ties them up she better be willing to take over for them
>>12516745Rach is ALWAYS willing when it comes to Darling Junior.
>>12516744Das ist geil
>>12516717SCAAANSSS NEEEVVEEEERRR
Everyone loves Tomasu's Frog girl. Everyone.
>>12516756Yes.
>>12516753I could proxy it now, but I'd wind up paying like $25 shipping on a single manga. I'd like to get a couple more unscanned fluffy ones and have them all sent in a batch. thing is, I have no idea how to search for shit in moon.
>>12516756Nmaybe
>>12516744>app. 10% of thread completed>app. 25% of image space usedBlame the reaction image people if you want but pictures without discussion is a fucking waste, especially pictures that were just posted last thread. And you've been doing the stupid smug fox shit for at least the last three threads.See this man here? >>12516760 He's got some serious legitimate reasons to post some of that with his posts and probably should. But screw the rest.
Fluffy time? Okay!>The door bell of a rather shoddy, suburban house is rung thoroughly, its tinny call rebounding through the poorly decorated house.>2 fox girls stand in the doorway in scrubs, awaiting the master of the house.>One says to the man who has just happened to open the door:"Can we 'ave y'liver?""W-what?""Y'liver, it's a large, kinda tast-glandular organ.">The other fox girl, her scrubs in slightly tidier form sniffs loudly."I know what it is, but, I'm using it y'know?">The tidier foxgirl shoves past the man into his appartment:"C'mooon maaate, don't mess us aroun'!">Both foxgirls sidle up to him and pat him down, ignoring his pleas, the pat down is pretty lewd. >The tardier looking foxgirl who had first asked for his liver stops cupping his balls through his pants and pulls out a card:"Ah, well, well, well, what's all this then?""A-A liver donor's card?""Neeed I say more?""B-But I'm using it! It's for collection only after my death!""Well guv'nor, I can assure y'no one's survived donating their liver to us t'date!">The slightly better dressed foxgirl presses her breasts against the man's chest and pushes him down, back first, onto the neary by table:"C'mon maaaate, it'll only take a secon'! Jus' lie there a tic, eh?">The man's teenaged son arrives on scene from stage right, roused by his father's screaming.
>>12516767"D-DAD? W-what's going on?!">The tidier foxgirl takes the boy by the shoulder, then shoves him into her side, his cheek grinds against her prominent breasts. "Well, y'see, y'father there's jus' donatin' 'is liver, 'in-e?"[Screaming intensifies in the background.]"Oh, this is because of one of those cards isn't it? He's always doing shite like that.""Y'got it in one kiddo.""This is jsut like 'im, he goes to the library, gets chatted up by some monstergirl and doesn't even pay attention to what he signs!"[Screaming intensifies in the background.]>Both stand around in a slightly awkward silence, even as the girl rubs her tit in to the boy's cheek and sneaks her hand a bit lower down his body, the boy breaks the silence with a wary tone."S-So, what do you... do, with all of the, uh, livers?""Oh we ea-Uh, Actually, we're not too sure, we're just, uh, doin' our jobs kiddo.""So... you're not doctors then?">Both foxgirl's ears perk up, they pause and look at each other down the hallway, and both break into laughter, the gore smattered, untidy foxgirl even slaps the father's thigh a few times, getting a few yelps from the now moaning man. In unison they reply:"Oh, christ no!"[Screaming resumes in the background]>The elder sister enters from stage right]"I'm heading off now!""See ya sis.""Whatever.">The tidier foxgirl eyes up the teenager, he bashfully looks down."Uh, uh well, I guess...">The untidy foxgirl yells with a laugh from the background, over the man's screams."G'waaan!""Oh! I guess, would you like a cuppa o-or something?">The tidy foxgirl grins from ear to fluffy ear, but charmingly replies:"Oh, I'd love a cuppa, thank you."
>>12516756>that fly eating grin
>>12516770[Screaming intensifies in the background.]>As an aside to the untidy foxgirl."Christ, 'somethin'' else 'e says!""Gawd, I know, innit?">The tidy fox returns to the boy, takes her warm cuppa in her right hand, and with the left basically jams the teen's face into her chest again, this time, his leg is very much between her thighs too."Uh, kiddo, y'do realise y'father has to be uh... passed on, fer the terms o'the card t'be all ship shape right?""Oh! Well, it's obvious innit? 'E should've realised, but he completely loses focus at the first sight of a fluffy whatever.">The boy's trying hard to be heard, the scrub contained breasts are rather muffling him. >The screaming ends, and the gore splattered foxgirl enters the room, stripping off her blood covered scrubs to reveal nothing but a rather racy, lacy bra; a ladden garbage bag is dumped in to an ice filled esky, she leers at the lad and shows off her assets."Well, now y'see 'ere, I'm not sure what my, uh, peer 'ere was thinkin', but I'm certainly, uh, curious. What're y'gunna do now? I mean, is there any, y'know... female presence to look after ya', or are man enough t'be on yer own?">The boy turns a deeper shade of red, as much as you can see his face through fox tits, and sez:"Well, I'm a bit young don't y'think?">In unison both foxgirls reply:"Perish the thought!">The tidier fox girl ruffles his hair and, barely within perception, grinds her crotch against his leg."Yer roight in y'prime kiddo!">The boy laughs and looks a bit proud, there could even be a touch of lust in his innocent face. "So... could we 'ave yer liver then?">The boy jerks away from the tidy fox girl's tits, the now-topless foxgirl takes it as an opportunity to smother him in her sweaty cleavage. In a slightly more smothered voice he replies:"I-I'd say I was a bit, y'know, scared... y'sure you don't want anything else?"
Being a beautiful and wise God Queen is hard work, even when you're just naturally adept at it, like Queen Grapesnake. After putting the affairs of her realm in order and having the Pharaoh molested by faceless fat men to amuse the court, it was time to receive foreign dignitaries and build diplomatic relationships with the surrounding nations! Surely Queen Grapesnake could show them all the light and bring peace and prosperity to all!Come up with ambassadors and their agendas for her to deal with.
>>12516772>The topless foxgirl resumes a business like demeanor, flips the boy around, jams the back of his head into her cleavage, laces her arms around his neck and lets her fluffy fox tail curl around his inner thigh, he's utterly caught and tries to hide the terror-tent in his pants. "O-roight then, listen to this.>At this moment a rather small, flat foxgirl jimmies open a window, and gracelessly crawls in to the room, falling on to her ass on the way in. Standing up, she dusts down her pink suit jacket, rearranges the pink spandex panties to better cover her ass, (of course, said ass and fluffy tail was pointed in the boy's direction) and bows to the mostly unimpressed audience. She pulls a microphone out of somewhere, and the three already present try and prevent eye contact and blush a little. THE PINK, FLAT, FOXGIRL'S SONG Whenever life get's ya down Kiddo! And things seem 'ard or tough, And people 'ate Polt b'like 'orse pussy, an' Mero, And y'feel like ye've 'ad quite eno-o-o-ugh! Ju-ust remember that yer standin' on a planet that's evolvin, and revolvin' at (She stumbles here, and checks her palm) n-nine 'undred miles an hour? T-Tha-at's orbitin' at nineteen miles a secon', so it's reckon'd, A sun that's the source of all ya power, The sun an' you 'an me an' all the stars that we can see, A-are movin' at a million miles a day, In an outa spiral arm, at forty thousan' miles a da-an hour, (The other foxgirls smirk at that little fuck up) Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way!
>>12516775>And so the song continues for another verse or two, until it devolves into really a polka about the virtues of liver, and how insignificant you are unless you have a liver available.>The boy is now, entirely within the foxgirls' clutches, the smaller fox girl finished up her song and dance by basically throwing her arms around the lad's neck, sliding her legs round his waist, and shimmying out of her own jacket, leaving her small, pert breasts exposed; pink star shaped pasties atop each nipple. Both of the topless foxgirls then grind their crotches on him.>The tidy foxgirl approaches the trio, with a certain air of lust."So, yeah, (she sniffs loudly, to enjoy the pheromones, or simply to set the scene) can we 'ave y'liver, then?">The lad some how manages to shrug, it's really only evident from the smaller foxgirl grinding up a couple of inches with a hungry, flushed red face."Yeah. All right, y'talked me in to it.">The tidy foxgirl claps once, the larger topless foxgirl disengages her self from the tangle, slaps the lad's arse and heads off in to the back room where a loud thump, like a body hitting the floor, is heard just as the stage lights go from dim to blackTHIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, BEWARE KUMIHO LIVER DONATION SCAMS, WATCH OUT FOR THEIR LURID ADVANCES. BE CUNNING LIKE A FOX, NOT FOOD FOR ONE! Sponsored by the Monty Python Foundation For Keeping Your Liver In Your Body
SEIYA
>>12516756EVERYONE.
>>12516479There's negotiate, where the protagonist has his loved one stolen from him and network, where McCain does the stealing. Cheating is not ntr.
>>12516797She is pretty cute.
Which monster girl is the biggest shotacon?
>>12516801That's a tough one. They're almost all shotacons, but the one who's into it the most? I can't say.
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>>12516803SuuxPapi double buttjob
>>12516803Anya, the Superior Siberian High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger Girl (in Space), dressed in a space fleet uniform, something like seen here>>12516112
>>12516805tell me in detail what she would look like and ill get on it
>>12516803So apparently there's a frog that defends itself by breaking a bone in its leg and stabbing the sharp piece through their own skin to use as a shank.That, as a monstergirl.
>>12516803Bob killing himself.
>>12516803>>12516805Something like this might be better, actually.
>>12516809She's a Siberian Tiger Girl, we don't have a proper description. She can't have long loose hair like pic related because she's a lieutenant in the space fleet, but other than that, I've got nothing. Any Anya lovers here with ideas?
>>12516803Mantis girl posing like a Kamen Rider, cool red scarf included if possible.
>>12516803>>12516812>>12516820Her uniform would have to have powergloves with sophisticated electromagnetic fields for manipulating equipment her big fluffy paws can't handle otherwise.
>>12516820>>12516825>Implying she's not just a dirty Kilrathi
>>12516829>Aliens pretending to be monster girlsI knew this day would come!
>>12516829>>12516833>I ams being from how you say Roo Sha>Much cold and Vold Ka>And bears, great big ones, for wrestle>You're from Vega, aren't you Ann' Ya?>...>Please don't tell my husband
>>12516829>Implying she's not a Cathar
>>12516844>Prequel Star Wars EUSomeone's writing for a smiting.
>>12516776>4 guys chained up in Ushi-Oni rape cave>Always look on the bright side of lifeOr>man and succubus go to MG cafe>what's on the menu?>eggs and cum>eggs, bacon, and cum>eggs, baked beans and cum>cum cum cum, baked beans, cum cum and cum>do ya have anything without cum?>eugh>what do you mean ugh? I DON'T LIKE CUM!>Succubus says, I'll have your cum honey, I love it!>meanwhile, monster girls with horns on their heads are singing Cum cum cum cum cum cum cum>lovely cum>wonderful cum
>>12516868>Not ValkyriesSo close
>>12516776What the fuck am I reading?
>>12516872Shit. I never think of Valkyries.
>>12516872>man with spider waifu and hundreds of tiny daughterus skittering about informs his girls that he'll have to sell his kids to science because he's got too many>breaks into the every sperm is sacred song with Dark Priestesses dancing in a line
>>12516877Some men want to pass a bridge guarded by a troll.>What is your name>What is your favorite color>What are you doing Friday night?>Anon>Green>Cuddling my wife's fluffy tail2nd>Anon>Red>I...have plans>Wait I mean drinking alone at home and MASTURBATING!As he falls into the abyss.
>>12516883Would the killer rabbit just be a rapey wererabbit
>>12516883>the abyssBy that you mean the Troll's lovenasium, right?
>>12516886Better than the sundome slime pit
>>12516887>someone is actually using the weeaboo term I came up withMuch better.
>>12516756Honestly, I prefer bat-girl
>>12516888I don't know a lot about slimes, but why wouldn't they want our precious bodily fluids?
>>12516890Only to intoxicate them, Mandrake.
>>12516892>have you ever seen a commie Jinko drink a glass of water, Mandrake?>Uh no, Jack, I don't suppose I have
>>12516883>Paladin shows up every once in a while stopping sketches with>Stop that, stop that>It's sexy. Most sexy, indeed
>>12516901>Ladies, you can't rape in here, this is the Sex Room!>We can't let the paladins in here, they'll see Ahegao Wall!I give up, you can't make the movie any funnier than it already is.
>>12516618>someone is impersonating me on the internet>he's also right
>>12516903>Entire accounting department made of ex-paladins>They finally snap, make holy armor and weapons from office supplies, toss out their succubus masters and start taking over monster organizations run by tanukis and dragons and the like
A movie/game poster you want monster girl'd?
>>12516929Waterworld.
>>12516929>>12516931This
>"Husband, are you to be promising that you will not be getting mads at Anya?""I promise, what happened?">"There was pesky bug, is dead now. Also is no more wall in kitchens."
>>12516934>>12516931But the Waterworld movie poster is just the one guy
>>12516937...which is why you leave Costner as he is and add aquatic bitches around him.
Where's the thread recap guy? His posts were enjoyable to read.
New thread, eh? Finally.
>>12516921I wonder who it could be
>>12516936Fucking polandball, it always comes to my mind reading these things.
>>12516936>Dear God, the hull is ripped! Divert all power to shields!
>>12516940Eh
>>12516952Fine, then LoGH.
http://pastebin.com/X1huUXVRPaladin Reintegration Programme update, from line 175.The original post was deleted, presumably because of the rubbish paladin image I used along with it. Oh well.I think it's vastly inferior to the previous couple of parts, but for some insane reason I added it in anyway.
>>12516956Did you have anybody you wanted featured?
>>12516969I'd rather be surprised.
>>12516921I just wanted to post that cool magic transforming pic
>You will never get a female vanilla orc girl who you bully in public>but make sweet love to at home.
>>12516983idc man, I just want a new chapter and sad pepes
>>12516960I felt so bad for him at the end. The earlier parts of the update were actually kind of funnier than the first two to me anyway. It was only at the chase scene that things took a dip.
>>12516998>sad pepesHis name is pepes?I thought it just sadfrog.jpg
>>12517001I know what you mean about the chase thing. It worked in my head, but I could never get it to work properly in the story.
>>12517016Just keep making more, I'm invested now.
>>12517020You know what he needs? A nice human girlfriend, even more zealous than him. And then she dumps him for being a sinner.
>>12517033Yes, yes this. This so much. You guys, seriously.
>>12516906What about a Texas longhorn Holst ridinga dick shaped bomb on to MGC, hootin and hollerin as she waves her cowboy hat around?
>>12517041>The fools, the mad fools!>What is it?>The Doomsday Device. It will create a cloud of aphrodisiacs that will circle the Earth for 96 years! And it has been triggered to go off automatically!
>>12517033>girlfriend Is he not chaste?Or maybe they're both chaste as fuck, sitting on the couch as it sags from tge weight of their armor, holding each other gauntlets and blushing under their helmets as they watch a horror film where a Paladin falls in love with an Ushi Oni
>>12517049>We met at Paladinmingle.comWhy not?
>>12517045>10 Monstergirls for every human boy
>>12517052>paladinsonly.com
>>12517053>Excuse me Doctor, but did you say TEN Shota for EVERY Monster Girl?Fixed that for you.
>>12517049Chaste just means no funny business before marriage. I think you're confusing it with celibate.>>12517052>>12517056palsforpals.com
>>12517053NOPE.
>>12517053>10 waifusDo I at least get to pick?
>>12517069No, this is for the preservation of the species after all! Ten Echnida for everyone.
>>12517074>All those different flavors of daughterusI don't think you know just how happy you've made me.
>>12516960> Fujo arachneJust when I thought spiders couldn't get more shit, you prove me wrong. Well done.
>>12517074>Ten EchnidaSign me up.
>>12517082Your funeral is gonna be an interesting one
>>12517082>>12517076Looks like the idea is just as well received as it was in the movie. What was the downside of nuclear war again?
>>12517087Well, the biggest downside is that a lot of the people who would survive are gated community liberals who would expose any post apocalyptic society they end up a part of to extreme danger through their naivete.>Let them in, they say they just want to trade! How can you be so heartless?!And then we're all horribly butchered by bandits.
>>12517092Darwinism. Also, on a scale of 0-10, how useful is parkour in a post-apocalyptic setting with Monster Girls?
>>12517092Yes the people who live in gated communities will let people into their gated communitiesThe complete opposite of what they have done their entire lives
>>125170990 compared to a man with a gun who knows how to use it and a bicycle.
>>12517106>0That's fatty talk. Parkour is an 8.
>>12517074Sixty hours of sex every week. Seppuku would be quicker and less painful.
>>12517099probably not very, some can fly or outspeed you>>12517111>sixty hours of pussy and ass
>>12516936wait does that mean she knocked down a singular wall, or that there are no more walls for the kitchen?
>>12517111>sixty hours of sex a week8 and a half hours of sex a day... that's not very productive. But nothing to die over.
>>12517092>Implying some of the biggest shelters ever built aren't in bumfuck nowhere and army bases.Not that most people would need them anyway who survive the initial blasts. It's the infrastructure falling apart that causes the most deaths. Clean water, electricity, available gasoline, sewage, mechanized farming. When you kick that out from under a civilization the amount of people you can support goes down dramatically, worse than the casualties from the weapons themselves.
>>12517109>Dense urban skills being useful in what would be light industrial at bestKeep dreaming kid.
>>12517123Oh right, because all the big cities will disappear overnight. Have fun scavenging for fancy tech to salvage on your bicycle.
>>12517130>Oh right, because all the big cities will disappear overnight.That's kind of what happens when you have 100k+ warheads and only about 14k targets to drop them on.
>>12517139>every urban are in the entire world will be bombed wiped off the mapYou're embarrassing yourself.
>>12517151How many cities do you think there are on Earth?
>>12517159A lot more than can be bombed with nukes without killing off everything that lives.
>>12517164Well you're wrong.
>>12517169>if every city on earth was attacked with nukes, people would still surviveAre you fucking with me?
>>12517151>This skill would totally be useful>In a minority of places left>Doing a job that's going to get you serious cancer in a very short period of timeParkour is a shit skill.>>12517164Nigga, you've never toured Pantex have you?And there's huge rural stretches of the world that wouldn't be affected and the small cities that survive wouldn't have the urban buildup for your high time sink/low benefit skill.
>>12517173>if every city was nuked>except for these small ones!Isn't that called shifting the goal posts?
>>12517172Now you are just being silly.
>>12517180Fine, you can live in the wilderness with your bicycles, but you're going to make me rich when I'm the only guy who can go get you spare parts from the shop in the center of the city infested with Matango.
>>12517172People survived when there was only 10 thousand individuals in the hardest part of our species. With proper genetic diversity, you only need around 450 to have a healthy species. People would do just fine. 4/5 people could drop dead right this second and you'd still have a higher population than the whole world in 1850.>>12517179You were the one claiming there was not enough when there are, ten times over. I was just saying even if you were right, or people started other small cities after the fact your skills would still be useless.
>>12516960This is no paladins, this simomeone's dementia suffering grandfather. That or a complete idiot.That part with the Kikimora was gold, laughed heartily, thank you.
>>12517191>or a complete idiotYou sir are intolerant of his religion and can be sued now. Didn't you know that religious people experience a different reality than non-religious people?
>>12516767>>12516770>>12516772>>12516775...You win all days all years. MONTY PYTHON!
>>12517118I was lazy, should have done the math. Sex with a lamia takes six hours on average, and if each of your echidna wives is unwilling to wait I don't think you'll be getting much of anything done.
>>12517193Just calling it like I see it. I am sure there are still places left in the world that share his view on monsters. Why not move there?Does this mean that prisons are full of paladins now? They spend their days training for the inevitable collapse of monster integrated society, waiting for when they'll be needed again.Oh, and good luck getting any money from me, my wife is a lawyer, as well as a danuki.
>>12517216>why not moveBecause God gave that apartment to him. He can't bend over and let the Monsters win. And I think he's not allowed to leave town so he can be kept out of harm's way.
>>12517223> GodI think you mean the city. God has left the building.
>>12517228No, the paladin has a personal relationship with God, you filthy heathen.
>>12517223The monsters have already won, why not remove yourself from a pointless struggle? Why hurt yourself, because of faith? Your god doesn't love you.
>>12517235I don't know what paladin dogma teaches, but I'm assuming he thinks of himself as a martyr.
>>12517216Why would paladins be put in prison they haven't done anything wrong?
>>12517235the monsters have only "won" when brave paladins like him give up the fight
>>12517240All those Oni Chain Gangs need currency to pass around.
>>12517232He's just talking to himself.
>>12517245That's intolerant and you can be sued for that.
Uh oh! Your monster girl waifu has finally become an amazing cook, but because of it she's fattened up your daughteru! Putting her on a diet would crush your waifu's feelings, but keeping her like this and she'll keep gaining weight
>>12517255Ask her (the little chubby tubby) to start going to the gym with Daddy.
>>12517240The ones who don't adapt and constantly getting in fights with monstergirls.>>12517241I have yet to hear a single voice cry out for rescue. Your time is past. Maybe you could make a living writing stories of the old days.
>>12517267there are plenty of people who dont want monsters in control because it would be totally shit for humans. but 90% of them are just average joes who cant face a MG 1v1 so the paladins carry that burden for them
>>12517250Is that your favorite word, intolerant? He himself is pretty intolerant and seems set in causing trouble with his unneeded "heroics." He's a broken relic that should have rusted away ages ago.
>>12517261Your attempts are met with your waifu giving your daughteru plates of pancakes or bacon and eggs for breakfast so she doesn't go hungry, which leads her to getting and upset stomach and giving up quicker
>>12517281> average JoesSo train, that's no excuse.
I just got around to reading LDR's stuff and I'm kind of struggling to get through Dhampir. Something about being deprived of your precious belongings and being held prisoner against your will rub me the wrong way.
>>12517288He is not intolerant, it's part of his religion and you cannot oppress his religious freedom, even though he can do that to you.>>12517291>giving upShe's giving up on more Daddy-Daughteru funtime? The gym even has a few cute boys to keep her interested!Fine. I convince her that boys like fit girls, and she will start refusing Mama's cooking of her own volition. This way I don't get the blame.
>>12517255IF SHES GUNNA EAT BIGSHE GUNNA LIFT BIG TOOC'MON>you and your daughteru will never get totally shredded and leave humanity behind
>>12517302Some of us like the idea though. Don't judge me.
>>12517303Your actions have caused a divide between your waifu who only wanted to be a good mother and your daughteru whose constantly arguing with her and going around dating jocks she meets at gyms.You receive a call one day that your daughteru is dead after a drunk driving accident from driving home after her boyfriend's team won the regionals. Your waifu is now even more crushed because she thinks her daughteru hated her and it was all her faultGame over.
>>12517316Edgy/10, would not hit replay button.
>>12517303Likebhellbhe can! You know what? Since everyone is free to express their religious beliefs, I'm gonna exert that right by loudly fucking that Dark Priest he turned down, right in front of his house. And he better not get violent, or it's ushi oni rape for the next ten years.
>>12517320Well maybe you shouldn't push your daughteru to date jocks
>>12517320welcome to the real world son
>>12517323You know I never did that. Not everyone who goes to a gym is a jock.>>12517321Everybody is not free to express their religion. I'm basing this on the American right-wing view that freedom of religion means the right of Christians to force their views on others, paladins are the Christians of the Monster Girl universe.
>>12517320Stop using words you don't know the meaning to. Clinched as fuck yes, but there zero edginess in that post.
>>12517329It's only cliched because it's true.
>>12517329>killing off the daughteru was not edgy as fuck and an attempt to be shockingOkay.
>>12517316A perfect example of why you should dick the daughteru.
>>12517327>paladins are the Christians of the Monster Girl universe.good that means their right
>>12517336It's either that or she becomes a roided freak who doesn't even resemble a woman anymore
>>12517341You are a very cynical person and your pessimism is preventing your happiness.>>12517338That's just silly.
>>12517344No I just know there are only three people who go to gymsOld ladiesJocksand Bodybuilders, AKA RoidersUnless your daughteru became lesbian she's dating a horrible person
>>12517316>I can't believe this Morty>Bruuuurp!>Y-you juuuuust could have talked to the lizard lady and not been a bitch>I mean you beat her scaly ass in a swordfight in the beginning>Why you gotta be such a weenie Morty?>Y-you didn't even dick that deliciously chubby daughteru>Why Morty?>That some kind of moral dilemma for you?>BOOOOOOOOO>Take your ticketshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Q253vh_V0
>>12517327That's not gonna stop me from fucking monsters and spitting in the faces of chief god pushers.>>12517336> thinking that was meant to be seriousOkay.
>>12517346I go to a gym once a week and I'm none of those things.
>>12517346You forgot the cardio bunnies and the faggot young lion businessmen with no other life.
>>12517338> Chiefgodfags
>>12517342Right? He could have just fucked her into shape but he had to be a shit father. On the plus side, he gets to make another, and hopefully dicks her thisvtime.
>>12517310I don't mind the forced sex part, just the general atmosphere. It's kind of hard to put into words, just an ill feeling in the pit of my stomach. I don't even blink at NTR or brutal rape.
>>12517465Fearboners anon. Aren't you scarearoused?
>This thread is pretty dead, Zach. Do you think we can revitalize it?>Snake? Are you alright?
Do Saiyans count as Monstergirls?I think I'd enjoy them telling me they like me, but also going about how weak humanity is.
>>12517501They're aliens, so probably not. I think Monster Girls have to be terrestrial. Maybe.
>>12517338> 2014> not being a deist > Worshiping> Thinking God cares what we do
>>12517514>being a deistWhat is even the point?
You got the monsterator cannon! Which human girl characters do you shoot into what species?
>>12517521Balalaika becomes slav jinko
>>12517524Beat me to it, bastard.
>>12517501>Painted NailsTHOSE SLUUUUUUUUUUUTS
>>12516360>Google searched image>Went in thinking it would be NTR based on your picture>It wasn'tFor once today I was pleasantly surprised.
>>12517516That implies there is one.
Waifu escalation.
>>12517533You just confused me.
Welp, I know I'm late to the party as I just saw the raws of the new chapter in the archive but I have a few things to say.I'm very disappointed about Miiamilf. I was expecting a different character as many others probably were, just to have an lewd-evil Miia clone.Anyway, I'm amazed to see that the hate on Miia (and lamias by association) not only hasn't subsided on /a/ but it's greater than ever. Seriously fuck that thread.And rachnerafags are as self-centered and obnoxious as always there, usually seeming the majority behind the hate.At this point seems like those two sides are confronted, which is a shame as those are the two bestgirls in my opinion.What do you think about that? How is the mood in that regard here? I only see one or two miiahaters when talking about "cloacas" and rachnelovers seem great guys around here, so I would say much better.Another thing, Miia's mom seems to be huge compared to her daughter (pic related). Just look at her human body, she's at least in the light amazon tier. I don't know about the snake part tho, there should be some pic easy to compare.When do lamias stop growing? Considering how obvious are Miia's genes from, I wouldn't be surprised of her getting bigger than 7m.In any case Miia definitely went up in this chapter, portrayed as an actually "calmer" lamia and showing a lot of her cute side in some of the pages.But I'm still disappointed with her mother, god fucking dammit Okayado.
>>12517539>when do lamias stop growingI see no reason why they should stop. And why would you even go to the threads on /a/? Only the shitposters.. uhh, I mean, the people with high standards of posting, stayed there. It's better to be here man.
>>12517535There's no point in worshiping God if he doesn't care what we do.Deists believe very much so in God, but we believe that revealed religions are also false. I have beliefs that involve spirituality, and health but not God.
>>12517543You misunderstood me. I was wondering what the point of deism is, as in, why must you believe in "god" in the first place.
>>12517546 First cause and Physical laws being followed among other things.
>>12517543>>12517546>>12517548>/mgg/ - religion, spiritualism and motivation to live
>>12517548I know what all of those words mean, but this sentence gives me nothing.
>>12517549Well, why not?
Would you raise these two?
>>12517550As this Anon has stated>>12517549We're in the wrong spot for this, but whatever. I mean by that is basically "God" is the reason Natural laws are followed, and the causation of the universe. Essentially Deists believe in God because it makes sense.
>>12517535I still believe Shirogami maybe a vampire
>>12517559Who's that suspicious masked man in the background with the camera?
>>12517539>Anyway, I'm amazed to see that the hate on Miia (and lamias by association) not only hasn't subsided on /a/ but it's greater than everI feel the same. >When do lamias stop growing? We don't know, but if she grows as big as her mom, even better. Also I don't know what were you expecting from Okayado. I blame all these months of delay.
>>12517543I have a feeling you think along the same lines I do. Have you taken up meditation, and/or attempted things like Astral Projection?>>12517550Pretty much, because things make logical sense in the way we perceive them, as well as how immensely complex things in the natural world are, that at some point down the line there must have been some form of intelligent design behind it.
>>12517557>reasons natural laws are followedThis doesn't mean anything.>causation of the universeI'm not a physicist, but I'm pretty sure nothing in modern science talks about god causing the universe.>>12517559Don't be ridiculous, that's like saying Mechasawa was a robot. Hahaha!
>>12517564Yeah actually I have. Though I haven't been able to do it successfully, and I don't believe astral projection takes you anywhere or is your soul leaving the body. I just think its a wicked hallucination.
>>12517559She can't be a vampire, she's out in the sun and everything!
>>12517505Aliens are MGs' friendly neighbors.
>>12517539If you want to go all the way to reality, I've read that snakes actually never stop growing throughout their life cycle.And I understand your frustration about Mama Miia. She's Miia, just larger. I don't know what the hell I was expecting, but I suppose it makes sense. Personally I'm waiting for CereaMom. Cerea's already a big girl in several aspects, so I'm not sure what Crabman has in store for her.
>>12517573>Xenomorph>friendly neighborI... okay.
>>12517565You know, the mathematician who came up with the idea of the Big bang would disagree with you on that.
>>12517573!?
>>12517583A person and his beliefs =/= science, you know? I don't want to argue about this, so can we stop talking about bullshit metaphysics and philosophical mumbojumbo and everything else that relates to this stuff?
>>12517566>I don't believe astral projection takes you anywhere or is your soul leaving the body. I just think its a wicked hallucination.I respectfully disagree here, as I do feel there's more to it than the brain firing off hallucinations for you. An actual Astral Plane? Could be. The soul leaving the body? Maybe, maybe not. As far as your conscience mind leaving your body? Sure, I can see that, Remote Viewing is a thing after all.
>>12517580Extraterrestrial monster girls nigga!
>>12517591Even ones in groovy hats?
>>12517588>MetaphysicsYou're putting that word down like you know what It means. I haven't said anything metaphysical to you. >>12517590I'm going to stand by that its just a hallucination, but I'm open to being proven wrong.
>>12517590Oh please for the love of Zeus stop it! The bullshit meter can't take it anymore!>>12517591That reminds me, isn't a certain drawfag supposed to be drawing a certain spacefaring cat girl?
>>12517591She may be dangerous, but she does have a pretty face.I don't think complimenting her on that would be enough to make her not maul me to death, though
>>12517542>And why would you even go to the threads on /a/?I found the raws there in the archive.>>12517563>>12517578I'd love it if Miia grew to her mother level, but we probably won't see that unless we get a timeskip, which for now is very unlikely.As for Okayado, I was expecting something greater or more original specially when he's had some good time to think about it.
>>12517598I have a picture of a space faring cat girl scissoring a space pirate while an alien android plows an alien oni. Does that count?
>>12517598>MFW I actually knew someone who believed in Greek Paganism.
>>12517597>I haven't saidDiscussions about god always go there, don't bully.>>12517603Yes. Aisha horny!
>>12517553You know, if nuns were this hot I'd be Catholic. They've been doing it wrong this whole time.
>>12517565if Mechasawa a robot then Hayashida is wearing a wig
>>12517605>>12517603
You guys really don't believe in any other gods than the God of Health right? Praise be onto she who spreads fertility and health to all, our lord and savior.
>>12517595Yes
>>12517565>>12517583There's a lot in science that doesn't necssarily confirm nor deny the existence of something higher. We just simply do not know, and we could prattle on uselessly for hours over this.>>12517597In any case, be careful with your AP attempts. Who knows what can happen when you dabble in those things recklessly, you know?>>12517598This stuff is fun to talk about if you take a step back and discuss it objectively. Plus it's fascinating shit to look into if you're a writefag looking for ideas.
>>12517609Oh, these are great, okay let me try... Freddy... is actually already dead!
>>12517611>that bitch from FLCLOkay I can get her being there, but who are the other two?>>12517616>we just simply do not know, therefore it makes sense to believe!Okay?>writefag looking for ideasThis sounds horrifying. Nobody do this.
>>12517543I’m gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom. And I’m gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole Anon.Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit.
>>12517612Now I'm imagining her puffing her cheeks and cutely tugging on your clothes in frustration, saying things like "This is not fair! Why do you need to believe in other Gods, too? You big meanie!" in a pretty girly way.
>>12517623>not knowing the original Alien waifu.I can understand if you don't know that emotionless cyborg bitch from Haruhi, but Lum? Who is up there with Sailor Moon, Lupin, Astro Boy, Kentaro, and Goku? Really?
>>12517623If you're writing about shit like Demons, Monsters, and deities, why is looking that shit up a bad thing?
>>12517626Fuck, she would to. Dammit man I didn't need a heart attack right now.
>>12517626>I mean, what do they give you that I don't? Is this about how Anubis lets boys do it doggy style? Because you know I don't like that...Protect her smile anon.
>>12517627>LumDon't know her, sorry.>>12517628Because I did that once and I regret ever entering the magical realm of religion and religious people. And that's all I have to say about that.
>>12517634
>>12517625>Rick n' Morty episode with monster girlsFUCK WHEN!
>>12517631>Implying I would worship any gods but her.Even if she wasn't my wife she's still my lord and savior.
>>12517637Well excuuuse me princess.>>12517639Girl can't be lord.
In the previous thread:We talk about how we fuck jello pudding. Oblimo drops in for a visitWe are saved from the dangers of Siberia and Jinkos by a Siberian JinkoKitsunes are smugPaladins do Paladin things like getting raped by Amazons and using HF Blades .less draws a skeleton pimp and a wightHaast Eagle Harpies pro-actively date anons by carrying them into the sunset inside their carsAnya the Siberian Jinko goes to Monstergirl Space StationCharon rocks the boat.less posts a Tarrasque eating sushi/mgt/ is traumatised, seeks cuddles and comfortA gnoll challenger appears!Slimegirls and core massagesMonstergirl City encourages tourism from around the world/mgt/ encourages equality by hating everyone and everything in equal dosesWe go NUCLEARNobody wants to write an Anya story because it's too goodMixed-species monstergirl families are god-tierThe thread enters a state of resplendent undeath at 3000 postsBob left?What an eventful thread. Too bad I slept and worked through the last fifth of it.
>>12517641Too bad because she's my god and the god to a lot of other people.
>>12517644I love you, and only like, 30% Alp.
>>12517648She can be a god and a goddess, but only men can be lords, because it's a masculine title, you know?
>>12517644You forgot that a group of dumb paladins sing a song.
>>12517653Yes, Nuclear.
>>12517650Then her husband is lord, I really want to be her husband.
>>12517656Then you be Lord and she'll be Lady and then it's all good, yo.
>>12517644You forgot to mention that Anya's father (creator) openly declared that she will never, EVER have a catdick as long as he drew breath.Also, futafags have once again proved to be the tumor harming these threads.
>>12517539>lewd-evil Miia clone.Fucking thisI thought I was the only one with some standards and who hated clone milf. It's not her mother, it's her fucking clone.
>>12517655That was a fun time
>>12517661Technically, it would be>she's not her daughter, she's her fucking cloneSince Mamma Miia is the original, being older.
>>12517659I think last thread I sort of became lord because people encouraged me to take over the world with my healthy armies to spread the love and fertility.
>>12517663It's a great song.>>12517665Then do it, do it and I'll join your army.
>>12517660>father (creator) openly declared that she will never, EVER have a catdick as long as he drew breath.How can you say that on anonymous board? What if it was some random futahater and real creator is Bob?
IF YOU WANNA BE SIN FREE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFENEVER TAKE A MONSTER WOMAN AS A WIFEIF YOU WANT THE PALADIN POINT OF VIEWGET A HUMAN GIRL TO MARRY YOU
>>12517672>implying bob can actually do anything goodBesides he (hopefully) killed himself or left forever.
>>12517644Don't forget the topic on what kind of music Anons would listen to while cuddling with their monster waifus in front of a warm fireplace.And Screaming Mothbro, too.
>>12517660You sound like you hate futafags. We're not bad people.I'd like it if you didn't hate me.
>>12517677One of them literally said he wanted Bob to write a story where Anya has a dick JUST to piss people off.
>>12517676I hope he reunites with his moth waifu someday.
>>12517682>Not liking Futanarineko
>>12517664Whatever, it's pure shit. I hoped for some new original ara ara design, not a fucking clone who is slightly biggerFucking lazy crabmanI really hope Cerea and Papi milfs won't be the same shit again.>>12517675>greenstories>goodAhahahahWait_you_serious_let_me_laugh_harder.gif
>>12517683That moth is probably dead right now anyway.
>>12517677You have to understand that most of you people are assholes that try to push that fetish onto everything. Even if its not most of you its enough stupid people being loud enough without any of you trying to stop them. In my opinion futa is only ok if its yuri and not the retarded bullshit proportions that Japan seems to like. But futa on male is literally gay, like the definition of homosexual yet people think that they're straight when their taking a cock up their ass.
>>12517687Why would you say that?
>>12517665I still want my echidna. You're going to deliver, right sir?
>>12517665Can I have a healthy vampire? If so, I'd join.
>>12517689because for some reason I don't like being happy or seeing other people being happy
>>12517682I understand, but, "where do you think we are?" People go out of their way to try and piss other people off here. I guess I'm just trying to say to not let it get to you, is all.
>>12517521Misaki, catgirl. Very vanilla, I know, but I want to bully her so bad.
>>12516547Hnnnnng this is the color me happy, if only she were loli too.
>>12517697Kiritsugu plsI too, anon
>>12517703>Welcome to the NHKThe first manga I ever marathoned beginning to end. Misaka deserved bullying.
>>12517660It's comments like these that only fan the flames. If you fucking retards would quit sperging out for like, five minutes, you'd see things would be fine.
>>12517692>>12517695All monsters are welcome, all anons who support us shall have their waifus. I know its promising a lot but I'd try my hardest to get everybody to be happy because I'm not retarded and I actually listen to my populace. Anybody who wants a healthy waifu gets one because that is our main goal, to spread the love and health. I'm sure we could find you an echidna, so long as you promise to have lots and lots of kids with her and aren't a shitty husband obviously.
>>12517688>Says futa on male is literally gay.>Posts an example that is not literally gay.Come back when you have a picture of a man having sex with a man. That's what you're shooting for.
>>12517698>I'm just trying to say to not let it get to youWell, I don't have anything against Bob and his futacat stuff, and I'm not a fan of it either.But at least I don't go around saying things like "these dickgrisl should have vaginas, it'd make them so much better" all the time, do I?Futafags did exactly that to Anya, out of the blue, and for no good reason. Guess what? Nobody else liked that.
>>12517703>bullying already unstable girl Enjoy your suicide girl, faggot>>12517709Manga is absolute cereashit thoughAuthor tried way too hard
I really want a huge (7 to 9 ft tall) Cheshire Cat that's really endearing and likes to cuddle and rub against me.Would also be nice if she had a cool Wonderland pet cat.
>>12517673A MONSTER WOMAN MAKES A MAN LOOK SMALLAND VERY OFTEN CAUSES HIS DOWNFALLAS SOON AS HE MATES WITH HER THEN SHE STARTSTO THINKS THAT WILL BREAK HIS COCK
>>12517711Can I just mercenary then have everyone leave me the fuck alone with my West slavonic Lamia? Also I believe we meet again
>>12517718*to do things
>>12517673>>12517718This is no place for you Paladin
>>12517719>mercenaryMy people has a proud tradition of being employed as mercenaries, I will join you on this path and get my Dragonfu.
Reminder that Paladins are ISIS-tier barbarians and delusionists
This guy comes up and shoots you're waifu, what do?
>>12517725Asura's Wrath his ass.
>>12517725Bretty gudSource?Psycho pass or something?
>>12517722Something tells me you and I are going to get along just fine.
>>12517728Aldnoah Zero, one of Urobutcher's newest wild rides
>>12517734>urobutcherSo...? 7/10?
>>12517735Pretty much, worth a watch with lots of "Who could have predicted such tragedy?" moments through out. Although the shower choking scene between 2 girls is worth the watch alone. My dick was diamonds.
>>12517719>>12517722Sure, mercs are fine. Also yeah saw you last thread.
>>12517730>>12517719Hey.2700+ posts without images, remember?
>>12517741We did just fine though.
>>12517737>My dick was diamondsYou and I both brother
>>12517745That hoody did a really good job of hiding Rat's rats.
>>12517745There truly isnt enough MG choking porn
>>12517714To be honest, I missed out on the Anya thing, don't know who that is, but I'm assuming it's a writefag character. So I'll just take your word for it.Futafag or not, assholes are assholes.
>>12517715>Enjoy your suicide girl, faggotNo. Not this kind of bullying. It would be very gentle bullying. Half-gentle. The kind in which you're alternately very mean then very nice right after or maybe the kind in which you do mean things but make her think it was justified because you had a good reason, or that you had nice intentions.Also I wouldn't leave her side and I doubt she would do anything while I was there. One day the bullying might get so elaborate that, seeing the time I spent in planning and execution, she will notice how much I like her.
>>12517753>writefag characterShe isn't yet, because nobody is willing to risk ruining her by writing about her poorly.
>>12517753If you're a futafag, I can respect that, but if you're a futafag that likes pissing people off with your fetish, then we have a problem.
>>12517754Oni/Amazon please.
>>12517740So I've no obligation to be in your nation? Good. I'd like to carve out a place for myself.
>>12517745>>12517752You know when we say stuff isn't okay? This is stuff that isn't okay!
>>12517768It's okay, she survives. Then gets shot two episodes later. Slaine a shit.
>>12517767We'll leave you alone so long as you leave us alone.
>>12517767If we're taking tracts of land for ourselves, then I'm calling dibs on Finland. And I'll banish every paladin.
>>12517715>Manga is absolute cereashit thoughThisNHK anime is farly superior to that edgy shit in every way.The only questionable part is mouse road. I liked anime even more than original LN. It's was too short and seemed rushed. Also MC is more of a drug-addict than hikki. And Yamazaki departure was too underwhelming, I cried bitch tears at anime but LN was pretty much "eh, bye bye, I guess, oh, I also left you my PC, bye"I don't know why they didn't animate Yamazaki's game message. It was essential part explaining the suicide attack in the ending. Without it looks like Sato just went full crazy or something>>12517754I doubt it would work.
>>12517777Fine, but I'm calling dibs on East Prussia. Including Kalingrad and the region taken from Poland.
>>12517759I don't talk about it, so we can be friends. What's annoying is the inevitable shitstorm because you get just as many people who want to talk about futas as you do people telling futafags to fuck off. No one wins.
Paladin is madly in love with his childhood friend. Paladin ask her to go out. They hold hands and such. He really wants to marry with her.Then he discovers she's a succubus.She apologizes, saying that she didn't tell him because she wanted to be with him, with fear that he would abandon her.What will the Paladin do?
>>12517785>PrussiaYou sir, are a gentleman and a scholar, and I will toast with you when we're both dictators.
>>12517755>risk ruining herThere's nothing to ruin. She's just a shitty character conjured up that has no actual personality or characteristics aside from a gimmick. And so far the only time futa has been mentioned in this thread is when some chucklefuck can't control his autism and feels the need to remind everyone just how much he hates it.
>>12517779>I doubt it would work.It will be OK for me as long as I can stay by her side bullying her. Me and only me.
>>12517789Probably try to kill her, in typical paladin fashion.
>>12517788It's a never ending cycle, Anon. Just like you said, "people go out of their way to try and piss other people off here." You can't expect people to not react negatively towards this, on 4chan, of all places.
>>12517794>shitty characterOkay, I don't think you can say she's shitty when she hasn't been developed yet. That's what we mean by ruin; if someone DOES develop her, and she turns out shitty. She's not shitty yet, she's nothing yet, save potential. Now stop being a meanie.
>>12517789PURGE.
>>12517789Go insane from the internal conflict between his duty as a Paladin, which tells him he should purge her; and his personal feelings, which tell him he should not. He'd then have an aunerysm and die.
>>12517789Purge obviously, she must have used devil charm magic and shitI'm not a paladin but I would also purge any succubus I seeSuccubi a shit
>>12517790I'll toast to that. But I'll be a relatively light ruler.
>>12517789Be a smart Paladin and kill the filthy lying whore in the name of the Chief God!
>>12517789ALLAHU AKBAR
>>12517789"And then the wolf ate up Little Red Riding Hood"
>>12517799Too true, here's the sexy Orc maid picture everyone likes. At least, I haven't ever heard anyone hate on it.
>>12517808>I'm not a paladinSure.
>>12517823Okay, I'll hate on her. Much too narrow at the hip, isn't she Petronius?
>>12517826>liking succuslutsCuck pls go
>>12517828> Treating her like she's just a succubus
>>12517827Bah, my Google-fu is failing me. I don't know who the artist is.
>>12517833>girl is literally a succubus>not treating her like oneI can feel the Heretic flowing off of you
>>12517638Morty.Morty.You gotta urrrp you gotta do this for grandpa.See these girls MoruurrptyThey want sex MortyAnd Me?I'm old. I wont survive, but yourrrp.You're young, you'll heal.So you gotta be strong for grandpa Morty.You gotta go in there and take one for the team Morty.Safe words buurrrrrrrrrp Morty, use safe words!
>>12517823I'm more perplexed by the Dapper-esque Ork
>>12517835That's like saying that, as a Pole, I should hate a Russian who's proven to me she's not like the others, simply because of her circumstance of birth.
>>12517789If I were that paladin, I wouldn't know what to do.
>>12517785Damn you! And I deleted my scarred prussian kitsune pictures.
>>12517840You shouldсука блять
>>12517838I believe that some form of monstergirs as we know them would actually be within the scope of Rick and Morty, considering what they've already done before.
>>12517840Have fun getting your soul taken as she runs off to be with another guy anon, I'll just be here in my monster free zone
>>12517846>scarred prussian kitsunewhy would you delete something like that and where did you get it?
>>12517849Jokes on you I have a lamia waifu. >>12517847Go kill more Ukrainians.
>>12517848Centaurs Morty.As far as the eye can see.And they've got it out for me. Uhh.... Grandpa rick, why does that group look like you?Morty don't interurrrpt me.
>>12517839Classiest Orc you've ever seen, right? I'm equally impressed.Here's some Cerea.
Would you orgasm torture a smug fox?
>>12517852I already did my weekly quota of genocide
Chubby succubus or short succubus?Or a short, chubby succubus?
>>12517862Neither, succubus a shit that needs to be purged
>>12517862Chubby Tall Succubus
>>12517858Define orgasm torture.>>12517862I think we both know the answer to that.
>>12517858>TortureGod damn it, Anon. We talked about this. You don't torture. Torture implies bad things.
>>12517870Not when it's used in the context of roleplaying. Or tickles.
>>12517796>>12517802>>12517808>>12517809>>12517818>>12517828>>12517849Come on guys, don't believe those filthy lies from the Order.
>>12517866But what if the she waited for you? Years of her life, saving herself for you and you only. On the verge of breaking down, but holding on through her hope and love for you.Wouldn't you give her true love and happiness at last?
>>12517870Anon, being forced to orgasm over and orgasm is indeed torture - especially for women. It's exhausting and the hyper-sensitivity of post-orgasm can basically turn pleasure into pain. It doesn't take long until their body is a pain-wracked, convulsing mess and yet they'll keep orgasming and the chain continues.
Knights are much better than paladins.For one, knights usually fight alongside their monster girls, rather than ally themselves into a formation with other men in bulky, oversized, overcompensating armor. By putting your life in your monster girl partner's hands, you are essentially trusting them in full, which provides you both with the desire to see the battle through to the end.Paladins are, on the other hand, zealous to a fault. They have more prejudice than even their so-called "Chief" "God". They'll be the first to be rooted out when a coexistence treaty is placed, allowing humans and monster girls to live alongside each other in peace.
>>12517879Are you my Knigga?
>>12517879Amen brother.
>>12517879>>12517881We're all Kniggas here.
>>12517873Go suck old men's dicks, NTRing slut
>>12517879>They have more prejudice than even their so-called "Chief" "God"*tips fedora*
>>12517898Ridicule will not save you, pally.
>>12517850>>scarred prussian kitsune>why would you delete something like that and where did you get it?These boards. Got posted once. And lost it to clear space for games.
>>12517898Only Lizard Girls would try to justify that Knights are better than Paladins
>>12517904I'm sad
>>12517904>lost it to clear space for gamesI'm sure you could have deleted a different image to make room for your nukige, anon.
>>12517905Its irrelevant. Prussian jaegers are superior to both.
So, JWWW Ch. 41.Shit's getting pretty fucking ridiculous here.Yep, it's Japan alright.
>>12517932And you love it.
>>12517907>>12517908I know! I'm fucking pissed. I should have saved it. She was a silver eared and tailed prussian wolf girl or kitsune girl. Her left eye was scarred up and she was wearing a prussian military uniform.
>>12517940Goddamm man.
>>12517940Dude. Fuck.
Would you let Anya princess carry you, /mgg/?
>>12517953I would let my slav tiger carry me
>>12517953See I'm one of the guys who has been fighting the guys who want to be treated like women by their waifus but I have to say yes, so long as that's as far as she goes.
>>12517953I would rather turn down the gravity and carry her.>*giggle*>Husband is such a big stronk man!
>>12517940Even on board the MGSS? Of course.
>>12517944>>12517946...Oh wait. Found them!Is this Prussian Werewolf or Chechnyan?
>>12517963
>>12517963>filthy chechenno.Dmitry shoot chechens on sight.
>>12517963>>12517965Dot know if Prussian, but damn.
>>12517953I'm good with being carried or carrying her. It's just I don't have much upper body strength, so it'd be a bit difficult to lift her.
>>12517966Damn. My bad. Thought it was Prussian.
>>12517963>>12517965There are some differences from what that guy described but it might be.
>>12517959>He doesn't want to be his Monster Girl's princess
>>12517877They won't respond you because they wouldn't know what to say.
>>12517969she's not Chechen, otherwise Dmitry would have killed her already
>>12517970Yeah, I did. I mistook. Scar over right eye, not left. Thought it was prussian military uniform.
>>12517971>He wants to be a girl but wont admit it.
>>12517953Would you even have a choice?
>>12517973Well, at least I still have hope in the monogamous succubus.
>>12517978Of course! Anya always follows the chain of command, and you're her Kapitan!
>>12517977>Muh sculinity
>>12517984>Muh soginy
>>12517988>not Muh soggy knee
>>12517991>meme arrows
We had a mg thread on /int/ some time ago, how many of you browse that board?
There is literally nothing wrong with being Princess Carried by your Monster Waifu
>>12517965>>12517963>Sigama will never do anything except guro and kancolle ever againRIP Dakini
>>12518000If there is a lamia version of this, I'd kill for it.
>>12518000This. If she's bigger and stronger than you what's the problem.
>>12517997I don't think I've ever even been to that board, and I've gone to most boards just to see what they are.
>>12517997>/int/How do Monster Girls fit there?
>>12517997Nah.
>>12517997Me.>>12518009They don't, but I have seen a discussion about EMG because some guy posted Cerea and waifuwar happened.
>>12518007But I want to carry her and make her feel as special as she makes me feel, too.
>>12518020Think you miss quoted there buddy.
>>12518009I remembered incorrectly and exaggerated. It was just a moment in the middle eastern thread actually lel. There is at least an American, a Pole, a Uruguayan and a Palestinian that posts itthttps://archive.moe/int/thread/29077189/#29086696
>>12518023I did. Well, anyone with a brain unlike me can tell who I was trying to reply to, at least.
>>12517992>Green text
>>12518028>text
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>>12518025MGG Zeemap when
>>12518028>>12518032>shit postingYou're both pretty and you both have huge dicks, now stop.
>>12518038Now what would that be like?
>>12518032>Acknowledging...?>Fuck, how deep do we go with this?
>>12518037
>>12518041autistic
>>12518005How about a Wurm? Wurms are strong and don't have legs. Wouldn't you want to be held in a Wurm's claws as she carries you to bed so you can read her a bedtime story?
Your monstergirl waifu has taken up cooking. How does she use her innate abilities to improve her culinary crafts?
>>12518049I'd rather a Lamia.
>>12518049>Oh honey, not Hamster Huey and Gooey Kablooie again!>Daddy doesn't have a choice!I am okay with this.
>>12518050>implying I don't change waifus every day;^)
>>12518050She would probably make lots of recipes that include milk in some way, or would try to create her own. She's likely a naturally good cook already and with the amount of food we grow here it would all be fresh. All in all I would be damn well fed and loved and both of us would be well milked daily.
>>12518052Oh, OKWhat kind of Lamia? A Shirohebi princess carrying her husband to his room to keep him safe from the whores outside, an Apophis who just turned you into a Shota via potions and is taking you with her for some tender loving momdom, etc.?
>>12518000>Your Dragon waifu will never princess carry you to safety after you broke your leg trying to protect her>She'll never nurse you back to health.>She'll never pat you on the head and call you her prince.Fuck.
>>12518062>Better...
>>12518056>hamster huey and the gooey kablooiethe niggest of all my niggas.
>>12518061As far as sub-species are concerned I wouldn't care. But I like that first scenario.
>>12518062>PrinceBetter...
>>12518062>Dragonfu is asleep, time to sneak out!>Ninja out of the Lair with months of planning and practice, evading all her "anti runaway treasure" traps>Dragonfu wakes up with fresh flowers in a vase on her nightstandThe look on her face would be totally worth it.
Do wurms count as lamias, as well as dragons? How do these classification work?
>>12518058>“You can't have too many Waifu, you'll ruin your lifeu!”-Rising Superstar LiamTruly a man of wisdom.
>>12518070Wurms are Dragons, and represent the Earth.Dragon=FireWyvern=AirRyu=WaterJabberwock=???
>>12518075Jabberwock is madness
>>12518075>>12518076Beat me to it.
>>12518076But that's not an element. Cheese on the other hand...
>>12518075Jaberwock= Chaos? Madness?
>>12518078>Cheese?
>>12517953I like her so much, I would make an exception. You're still a giant faggot though
>>12518078For everyone?
>>12518060Ice cream, butter, baking products made with her butter, cream, soup... I don't really use much milk in cooking. EMG taught me that catfishes soak in it to reduce their flavour, so maybe you can factor that in too.>>12518076Or Darkness/Void?>>12518073"Bitch, did I fucking stutter?"Liam's a good source for quotes.
>>12518081>Madness>CheeseYou... you don't get it?>>12518084No, cheese for no one, this one guy doesn't get it!
Speaking of Jabberwocks, how would you guys feel about their tentacle mouths? Would you be fine with waking up next to your Jabberwock waifu holding you tightly as her two tentacle mouths snooze against you like cats, and when she wakes up for them to try and lick your face like excited puppies, as your Jabberwock waifu tries to control them and apologizes profusely?
>>12518087I didn't play through Oblivion yet
>>12518089Like Medusa's snake hair. I like it a lot.
>>12518089>apologizes profuselyIf she was my waifu, she would know she didn't need to. >Honey, can I play with your madness?>>12518091>2014You sure are taking your sweet fucking time.
>>12518000Not all of us were raised by single mothers.>>12518073What's wrong with having a harem?
>>12518091What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>12518097I don't have time for it right now
>>12518089>how would you guys feel about their tentacle mouths?I don't like them.
>>12518097>>12518101Why play Oblivion when Morrowind is infinitely better? Hell, Skyrim is better than Oblivion, and Skyrim sucks.
>>12518089It might be a little unnerving at first. Big smiles with no eyes like that creep me out a bit, and the human teeth put it a little in the uncanny valley for me.But they're still just extension of her. I think I could get used to them.
Why don't people want to be princess carried by their big strong waifus?
>>12518105>not playing through all of them, then going back to Morrowind and appreciating it moreThat's why.
>>12518100>What's wrong with having a harem?Everything.
>>12518111Is that a guy? I can't tell.
>>12518089I not crazy about those extra bits, but I would put up with it for her, so long as they are docile.And you're all wrong, Jabberwock is lust/corruption. Think about her origins.
>>12518111They think being physically smaller or weaker than a woman is homosexuality. Because Pravda says it is.>wan
>>12518086>"Monstergirls are the best"Galgun - Creepy Anime Bullshit 11:34Rising Superstar LiamHe's one of us.Probably doesn't go to the threads here though.
>>12518102Dude it came out 8 years ago. Have you not had any free time in the past 8 years?>>12518105>Skyrim is better than Oblivion>Why play a game because a certain game is betterWhat the fuck is wrong with you?
>>12518111Because normies are already invading. Soon they'll try to take away our Monster Rape because "Rape is bad check ur privilege men don't get raped."
>>12518109That's just your opinion, elaborate. And if you're one of those harems a shit kids that came about that time on /a/, you can fuck off.
>>12518112No one can. Even .less wasn't sure when he started drawing it.
>>12518120because I didn't buy it 8 years agobecause I didn't play games like that 8 years agoit is what it is.
>>12518124>didn't play games "like that" 8 years agoAh, to be young again.
>>12518120Because why spend money on a game that's vastly inferior? Next your gonna say people should play Other M too. I mean, unless you pirate Oblivion and mod the fuck out of it, than I guess it's OK. But a polished stolen shit will still be a shit.
>>12518126>youngI was 20. It's still young, but then I was playing COD 2 and other such shoot em ups. that's all it is.
>>12518111Cause not everyone is you and most of us have a measure of self respect.>>12518121"Normies" have been here since 2009, accept already and move on.
>>12518129>Buying games
>>12518132>20 years old>playing CODAnon, you need a hug.>>12518134>self respectWhat? There's something degrading about it?
>>12518115How did so many things get associated with 'gay?' I don't understand. I think it would be nice to have that warm, safe feeling of being protected by someone. I bet that wolfu would be a great cuddler. >>12518121Normies? On /jp/? I find it difficult to believe. >>12518134>Self-respectWhat? Is there something degrading about being in a loving relationship with a dire wolfu?
>>12518139I don't anymore, but I was military then. and CoD still was WW2
>>12518144>Normies? On /jp/? I find it difficult to believe.And yet look at >>12518134They exist and are among us. Nighttime /mgg/ is so much better because all the normies go to sleep.
>>12518139>COD beeing bad back thenIt was amazing. Turned shit in recent years.
>>12517979You're a stupid fool anon, never trust a demon slut like a Succubus
>>12518144>Normies? On /jp/? I find it difficult to believeBelieve it >>12518134
>>12518149the El Alamein level blew me away, so did Pointe du Hoc
>>12518144>how didI think it's because the word fag is used for both actual gays and for stupid shit, so people think it's all the same. Or possibly Russian propaganda.
If this is a thread for people to appreciate and love and flap their balls to monster girls then how come many of you are extremely rude to certain monster girls? Poor Succubuses and Centaurs are getting so much rudeness just because of how they love. Have you tried not being ebin fedora tipping edgelords and loved all the monster girls? Don't forget, you have a benis for a reason so spread ur benises love to all whose va(lewd)ina lips will accept.Thanks for reading friends :^)
>>12518111Because I'd rather princess carry her. She deserves to feel special, after all.
>>12518161Jojokes on you, I'd love both centaurs and pure succubutts.
>>12518162Good luck not breaking your back.
>>12518148>>12518154Normie is not an insult, it shows you aren't completely worthless and can function in society. I have probably been here longer than you, so I don't consider myself exactly normal, but at least I can navigate both worlds, maybe you ought to GIT GUD
>>12517965Didn't kitsoviet promise to write a story based on the idea of a damaged goods kitsune just like this picture?
>>12518161Because people have different tastes and some people can't accept that people think differently than them. Welcome to /mgt/.
>>12518151I know I'm a stupid fool. I've proved this fact true many times in my life.But I'll be a fool and believe in a faithful succubus until one actually exists, and keep believing afterwards.
>>12518162Are you saying you are not deserving of being made to feel special?Don't you want her to come home one day with that hunger, ravishing look on her face? She'd sweep you off your feet and carry you to bed where she'd tenderly ride you.
>>12518165Angry Normie detected
So is Less drawing Anya or not?
>>12518165Whatever you say, normie.
>>12518139>>12518144It's about giving up your masculinity, may as well go trap. It's one thing to wish to support your MG and she you. It's another to want to be treated like a female.
>>12518179It takes time to draw things, anon. Especially something in which might make people freak out if you mess upLike how everyone doesn't want to write her because they're afraid of messing up/ruining the character
>>12518169That sounds uncivilized and not in line with the spirit of lusty monsters
>>12518174Well if your precious demon whore becomes real, I'll be around /k/ for a good shotgun to keep out bitches like those snake bitches and succubi
>>12518184You are fucking retarded.
>>12518184You're an enormous faggot.
>>12518184If you feel the need to force masculinity, you're doing it wrong. Theres a reason why powerful women are attractive.
>>12518176>>12518181
>>12518184>giving up your masculinityA lot of species have the female as the bigger one, you know? Getting carried like that wouldn't make my testicles suddenly pop out of existence, but if you're THAT insecure about your sexuality then I feel sorry for you.>>12518185But I don't know if he's even doing it, I read the posts earlier on and he said he'd get on it if he got a proper description and there wasn't one actually given, so me worry.
>>12518186Go fuck yourself.
>>12518199rude
>>12518184>Giving up your masculinityAh, so I see you're mired in societal norms and expectations. Why is being carried 'being treated like a female?' Are you equating weak and vulnerable to being a woman?See, anon, there's more to masculinity than just being strong and scowling at people. Likewise, femininity doesn't mean being a submissive waif. If she wants to carry me because she wants to, I would gladly let her. It'd make me feel special as hell. Take turns leading and being a top in bed after she carries me into bed, ending with shooting semen up her ass, then fall asleep in each other's embrace.
And the thread was going so well.
>>12518198You have every right to worry
>>12518188>>12518190Say the sissies wanting to be treated like women, like I care what you weakling say.>>12518191Force masculinity? I don't understand, if anyone is forcing anything it's princess carry guy. As for powerful women, meh, I'm just here for the exotic waifus and reverse rape, the femdom aspect is an afterthought.
>>12518184Nigga Monster Girls are a fetish where a good chunk involves role reversal. Monster Girls rape you, make advances on you, ride you, etc. Did you not notice that when you came in here?>>12518192>Makes several rants about "Muh self respect" "Muh don't call me normie!">Gets laughed at>"I-I'm drinking your tears!Enjoy your space slut who's bigger than Ridley normie
>>12518192>2014>still believing love is the ultimate goal of life, not having fun>still living to love
>>12518202Bullies, once again, ruin the things they claim to love.
>>12518201>letting the woman be on topPravda says that's gay.>>12518209You sad, sad little man.
>>12518213Coming from the guy who still thinks love is real
>>12518155God dammit man don't bring back those memories, and the feels that I'll never get to play them again.
>>12518218Love is a means to the ends. Come on man, even Ayn Rand was married.
>>12518218>love is not realOw! I just cut myself on your edge, cut that out! Heh, get it?
>>12518205>I'm here for the reverse rape>Complain about giving up masculinity with girls who are stronger and bigger than you
>>12518224Yeah sorry if I sound edgy, I just haven't had very nice experiences from people that I thought loved were supposed to love me
1. Cerea 2. Rachnee3. Poison SuuYou're welcome lads
>>12518211You are part of the problem.
>>12518198That's true, but when it comes to humans, the male is bigger and stronger and that's why we are the ones getting shit done. Women support us and have their own roles and functions that we cannot or should not do, the reverse being true. "Anyone can do anything." Doesn't mean they should.>>12518201>Why is being carried 'being treated like a female?'Because it goes hand in hand with being female? You don't see brides carrying their husbands over the thresholds of houses. Are you equating weak and vulnerable to being a woman?Women can do impressive things physically speaking, but they are still weaker than men. Don't like it, go bitch at god or biology not me.
>>12518213>having fun>sad mani don't think you understand what those words mean. i suggest you go back to school and learn the difference between fun=happy and no fun=sadunless of course you're just taking your anger out on me, because i get to have fun and avoid society's bullshit while you have to give up your hobbies and free time for your current gold digger.
I looked at the catalog on /a/. There's like 4 Dumpire threads. Was the Mikan twist really that big of a deal?
>>12518230I'll pick Poison Suu.
>>125182301. Miia2. Miia's sisters3. Miia's possible childI am, of course, listing the girls I wouldn't bang unless I was drunk. Note the lack of Miia's mom.
>>12518230Would falling into a pit of Poison Suu be a good thing or a terrible thing?
>>12518232>but when it comes to humans, the male is bigger and stronger and that's why we are the ones getting shit done.They're not fucking humans, they're monster girls.
>>12518239Depends of if her being poisonous affects youBy that I mean the poison in her
>>12518232>women have their own roles and functionsGo back to the Dark Ages or something, you're incredibly lame.>>12518239She'd still molest you properly, but with added verbal abuse.
>>12518236>>12518236Poison Suu return when? Will Papi have any reason to exist now that Suu has pretty much eclipsed her as the loveable, loli dimwit?>>12518239If you can't handle the banter/aren't immune to poison it would not be good
>>12518218Love is very real, anon>>12518232There's little point in arguing this, I guess. I just hope one day you'll understand that it's okay for guys to be 'weak' and vulnerable. A lot of it has to do with trust, really. Can you trust your big and strong dire wolfu with your body and mind? If so, why not let her have some fun?I'd also like to add you seem to still strongly believe in cultural gender roles. Which don't really apply to seven foot tall, 300lb dire wolfus.
>>12518231rude
>>12518175Honestly no, though by saying that, I suppose she'd want to more than ever.Self-confidence issues aside, I'm not objecting to the idea; I just want to give her reasons to smile.
>>12518208And what's better that role reversing the reversal and taking your place at the top?>>12518209>still believing love is the ultimate goal of lifeHe's not me, and I never said this, I'm just going by what I've seen here, you know, how some anon prop themselves against walls and with pillows because the loneliness burns too much.
>>12518249>Suu>loliOnly when appropriate.
>All this useless discussion about normie morals and their concepts of loveCut the bullshit, you bozos. You're making this whole thread sound like a used car dealership.
>>12518249We need more drunk chapters. We already had drunk Arachne and poison Suu
>>12518256that's a big girl
>>12518255>And what's better that role reversing the reversal and taking your place at the top?That is absolutely retarded. Then it's just Normie vanilla shit, which fuck that.
>>12518255>talking shit about the nest of safety and comfinessIt's not just for loneliness, it feels nice physically.>>12518260For you.
>>12518260she's a big girl. that means she has big tits.hug and squeeze.
>>12518259>drunk MILFsEvery male lost their virginity that night.
>>12518246>Poison Suu demeaning you and making fun of your pathetic, stupid ahegao as slime all around you holds you down for merciless molestation>Poison Suu being into orgasm denialI need this in my life.
>>12518255>And what's better that role reversing the reversal and taking your place at the top?What's the fucking point of wanting a 2.30m tall direwolf if you're going to treat her like a normal human girl and she's going to act like a human girl.For fuck's sake.
>>12518254So you have some self-esteem/confidence issues. You can count on a loyal wolfu to give you all the love and affection you'd need to grow. Her face that lights up when she sees you, the way she acts around you - she's big and tough, but so very sweet and tender to you. And only you. There would be affectionate teasing where she won't do anything in bed and makes you take the lead, slowly but surely building your confidence. She'd take you out to explore the world and do new things and meet new people, share her life with you, her thoughts and emotions. She'll do all she can to make you feel loved and special, even if it's a bit embarrassing for you. Or very embarrassing. In exchange you just have to try your best to love her as much as she loves you. Wolfus are olev.
>>12518268>Poison Suu is more of a sadist than her normal formAnd many Masochists rejoiced that day
>>12518281>>12518254will you two shut the fuck up already
Would Suu falling into a batch of sugar make her Sweet Suu? Extremely affable and cuddly and hyper?
>>12518281pffthe thinks monsters aren't horrible rape machines
>>12518226Letting a girl fuck you, WITH HER PUSSY!mind you, is not giving up your masculinity, you're pleasuring her and most of all, she is pleasuring you. Not having to take the lead means you can focus on your own pleasure more.>>12518242Few MG are bigger than humans, and there are always ways to beat them anyway. You were the one making generalizations about species and sizes, don't complain now.>>12518246Beta spotted.>>12518251>it's okay for guys to be 'weak' and vulnerableThe weak reap only slavery and death. The world is not so nice a place that you can live without strength, people like you have simply forgotten that, living snugly together, and not having to give much thought to your own survival.
>>12518281>Wolfu trying to heal a PTSD afflicted main character
>>12518281Bobby boy?
>>12518290I don't know, but that sounds adorable
>>12518300Bob is kill anon.
river spirit nami has a much better personality than mero, and tbh i think shes hella cuter
>>12518293>Few MG are bigger than humansAlmost every human-sized monster girl can beat the shit out of you, so no, I'm not generalizing.
>>12518263Complaining about vanilla when half of you just want to romance, impregnate and raise a family with a monstergirl. There's a retard here alright, and he's hiding between the keys "y" and "I.">>12518278>He doesn't want to subjugate someone stronger than himThe thrill of conquest. You're being very inconsiderate of her feelings too, did you ever stop to think she might want to be treated like a girl and not a monster?
Would you hunt your monster girl waifu for sport and sex?
must touch the fluffy tail
>>12518306Are all the maledomfags as retarded as you? I hope not.
>>12518305The reverse is also true, people forget because>muh maledom>muh HFY>muh femdom
>>12518293I really don't understand how monstergirls interest someone like yourself. The entire thing by definition is for people who enjoy the idea of being dominated, but here you are talking about social darwinism like some comic book villain or 14 year old boy. Why are you so insecure? Are you from Alabama or something?
>>12518302It is his sort of posting style though, especially with that Kagerou pic.Then again, I've been mistaken for Bob several times because of my typing style, too.
>>12518311Are all you beta fucks this weak in real life? Wouldn't surprise me.
>>12518302Is he really gone? Why are people saying this?
>>12518309Tactical survival hide-and-seek where the winner gets to be dom for the week?Sure, I'm game.
Anyone got the colored version of this? Forgot to save it.
>>12518320Because he's a horrible faggot that finally understood how much people hate him here, and even if he's not really gone we're all still celebrating the fact that he might be.
>>12517591Hah! I knew someone would post em someday.I've always loved the predalien xeno since childhood and then bam predalien-tan.I didn't know how I should feel about her but damn it's cute, and dangerous.
>>12518315I already said, exoticism and reverse rape. Then again, can't rape the willing.>The entire thing by definition is for people who enjoy the idea of being dominatedI know there are more settings out there, but the most popular here is KC's, where it's not like 95% of monstergirls become submissinve anyway.>here you are talking about social darwinism like some comic book villain or 14 year old boyWithout strong leaders, people or goverments, can you deny what I said happens?
>>12518325Here you go
>>12518320Rejoice.
>>12518319Seriously, why are you here? All you ever do is act like an internet tough guy on these threads. We aren't impressed. No one on the internet is convinced that you're some "alpha male" when you are dicking about on a 4chan thread that primarily caters to femdom.
>>12518337Not him but, odd, I like it more uncolored.
>>12518338Now if only we can get rid of .less and everyone who likes futa we can go back to year one, the good year
>>12518338I don't use IRC. Mostly because I don't understand how to. But ok then.
>>12518333>and dangerousNo anon, according to maledomfags she can't be dangerous, she will subdue to you because you're a real alpha, and that's all, didn't you know that?>>12518319>weakProbably a lot people here would wreck my shit, "alpha guy".
>>12518346It's for the best, anonI've been on enough 4chan-based IRC's to know that they hardly last more than year
>>12518343It was the only one I could fine, buddy. SorryMy folder's too un-organized to even think of ging through it
>>12518346If OP had actually included the links you could just go to the blog website thing and follow the links.
>>12518339>All doms in these threads are one person>Implying I'm out impress anyoneJust like you can enjoy being dominated, I can enjoy dominating, even monstergirls. Also this >>12518335
>>12518335Considering we're an advanced civilization and you seem to wish things were still ancient sparta due to insecurity, yes I do disagree.
>>12518338What's good about losing another consistent writefag? You can hate some of his fetishes, sure, but based on the hits on his pastebin a lot of folks liked what he did.
>>12518315>Are you from Alabama or something?>Starting shit with Bammers. That ain't cool bro. The only thing offensive about them is their taste in music.
>>12518358It doesn't actually work for me, it just loads forever and that's it.
>>12518366>based on the hits on xthere was lots of hits on that journalist beheading video too, doesn't mean people liked it
>>12518373Works for everybody else, something wrong with your internet or computer probably.
>>12518361>Just like you can enjoy being dominated, I can enjoy dominatingThe problem is when some doms start to act like futafags shitposting. I don't really like maledom but I don't have a problem with it, but there are some of you who are just like>hurr durr you are not an alpha you must dom everything even if the girl is supposed to be ten times stronger than you
>>12518362>wish things were still ancient spartaWhen did express this? I stated that strength is important, you're the being all touchy about it.
>>12518366He honestly would avoid a lot of problems if he would just use a trip or namefag. Instead it seems like he's shilling his own stuff and hyping whatever stupid thing he came up with this week as the best thing since sliced bread.
>>12518352Easy solution, think "lel fags" and move on to keep dreaming with predalien-tan.I mean how hard it is? If some random anon gets all butthurt you just leave him alone and say how perfect is your waifu.
I wish Pun would update Lich Encounter....I want more plot.
>>12518379Likewise my problem with subfags are the ones that go>dominating a monstergirl>HFY, GARY STU, 40kiddie, FEMDOM FEMDOM FEMDOM
>>12518338Oh well, if your a writefag, write because you like doing it. Don't be a writefag to have people in these like you. If bob is gunna be like that, fuck him.
>>12518392>FEMDOM FEMDOM FEMDOM
>>12518345>getting rid of .lessI'm not crazy about his latest works but he is one of two drawfags left. You wish to go?
>>12518366>What's good about losing another consistent writefag?If we lose enough of the people contributing content, maybe these threads will die off. It's not like we're talking about monster girls anymore.
>>12518382People push their likes and dislikes all the time.>>12518392Why not switch it up?One night you let her do whatever she wants to you, then the next the roles reverse. >>12518397Creating something means you have an idea or emotion you wish to express. If you have no one to share it with, it loses a lot of the appeal.
>>12518389Seconded,there aren't many writefags, as far as I know, that play with the "corruption" thing.
How does Darling find time to jerk off in that house?>monster girls that are able and willing to break down his door/through his window/the wall without hesitation>a slime girl that can shapeshift into literally anything
>>12518410He sneaks over to Smiths house to fap
>>12518403Somebody else would take his place eventually. These threads lasted a good while without draw/writefags.>>12518405>Wanting the threads to die offJust leave if you don't like them
>>12518075Heart, obviously. Captain planet would be disappoint. It's even draw on her tentacle-thingies.
>>12518400Not reading all that, please explain.
>>12518403Wait...what happened to all the other drawfags?
>>12518389I just did an update today - an incredibly sub par one for the paladin reintegration story that I should have reconsidered Chapter 7 of Lich is next on my list, but it might be a week or two.
>>12518413Smith is his Succubus mother. John Smith is his father who didn't stay around. Darling is an incubus that doesn't know it. How else would he survive everything?
>>12518422They either got caught up in their lives, or other, more transient trends.
>>12518424Thanks based punkun
>>12518422Killed, chased off during the great shitposting raids and our subsequent exile.
>>12518428Almost all the good MG artists from Japan do only Kancolle now. Captain writes only Kancolle now.;_;
>>12518392There are girls who are ok to dom, like, I don't know, P'Orcs and elves, but don't tell me that isn't retarded wanting to dom a girl who is sexually aggressive, has almost the doble of your height and weigh, and would break your bones easily if she wanted.>FEMDOM FEMDOM FEMDOMBecause femdom is one of the main attractions for people who are into monstergirls. Or at least were one of them. I don't fucking know what is happening now, suddenly there are domfags everywhere.
>>12518433>Captain writes only Kancolle now.Why everyone say this?Where? Do you have links?
>>12518436Look in the Kancolle general on this very board.
>>12518408>People push their likes and dislikes all the time.Not that at all. More like he'd come in anonymously. >Lol aural sex guis>So good>Someone should totally write that>Posts a story with it>Wow bob, you're the greatest for picking that upThat's how it would have happened if it hadn't been torpedoed. Anonymously it looks like a self-fellatiating shill. With a name it could be perceived as testing an idea before committing writing time to it.
>>12518434I got into monster girls because of plotand a little femdom
>>12518304This slut, cuter than goth loli mermaid? Hell no. And I main Nami.
>>12518433That's what I was suggesting by the whole "transient" thing.I almost got into Kancolle. A friend told me to sign up to a website in Japanese so I did.Then we both forgot about it entirely. All I know is that one of the girls reminds me of Striker Eureka, and I'm okay with that.
>>12518420It's just a silly joke no one will ever get.Spoilers for the show... if you ever decide to watch Kamen Rider Gaim but you won't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t-uXYjbgl8
>>12518434I got into monster girls because of a sad reason I don't want anyone to know about
>>12518434>Because femdom is one of the main attractions for people who are into monstergirlsI haven't been in this argument so far but this is one of the worst arguments somebody can use, because you're trying to say that everybody who likes monster girls mainly likes them because they are into femdom. That's like the futafags saying people don't like futa because they just don't know they like futa yet. Not everybody is into femdom, if everybody was how do you explain all the sub and equal monster girls. I'm not trying to insult you, just your argument because it has no merit.
>>12518089I don't like how they look. I'm all in for extra monstery bits but I don't like the particular shape of those
>>12518448Tell us. You're with friends.
>>12518438You mean >>12511423?I don't see anything about writefags or writefagging. The only pastebin link is just game manual
>>12518434We were always here, it's just that we were/are content to enjoy the ride, some are more vocal defending their taste, that's all.>don't tell me that isn't retarded wanting to dom a girl who is sexually aggressive, has almost the doble of your height and weigh, and would break your bones easily if she wanted.In theory, no, in practice, depends.
>>12518448You're anonymous. I could literally impersonate you and make up a reason, and nobody would be any the wiser.You could post the reason, and I could pretend to be you and accuse you of being not you.So there really is no downside to telling us.
>>12518439>>Posts a story with itWhere?Bob didn't do anything we earfuck
>>12518450That's why I said it WAS one of them. Seriously, back in the threads on /a/ there wasn't too many maledom, but there was a lot of femdom and I don't remember people complaining about it. And now look these threads.
>>12518454I really don't, it's really pathetic
>>12518434I properly got into monster girls because of MGQdon't even remember what spurred me to play it but i regret nothingdid like em a bit beforehand though, mostly thanks to Karbo
>>12518465>That's how it would have happened if it hadn't been torpedoed. Read the whole post please. If you want an example where it did happen, just see anubutt or dickthrone or futacat or the handful of other examples.
>>12518467That was still along time ago, like when the threads first started out, there was a lot of sub and equal monster girls back then too, the threads were still good back then. It was really a combination of things that ruined the threads. It might still be a big reason for some people but even back then it wasn't the main reason for the majority of people.
>>12518467You've got selective memory, then. Every so often maledom fags would flare up and accuse everyone who didn't want to dominate the shit out of MGs homosexuals.
>>12518447>Kamen Rider GaimMah rider.
>>12518475As I remember anubutt started after his story, and futacat was kinda obvious from the begging because of all futacat pants teasing and shit
>>12518475dickthrone was from aftyn, I think
>>12518479I just want to bully a young MG and take her ice cream.Then her onee-san will bully me and take my virginity.Such is the way of the sexual food chain.
>>12518460>In theory, no, in practice, dependsI'm talking with her consent, that's obvious. Seriously, if there are girls who want to take the lead because it's in their nature just let it stay like that. As I said there are other girls who will happily let you have the control.
>>12518493>Aftyn "LASKA LASKA LASKA" manDoesn't surprise me
>>12518471My Nigga!
>>12518485Anubutt as the nickname for that character coincides with Laska. "Anubis are anal so they love anal" predates it.Want I should explain the chart again comrade?
Reminder, the speed your waifus tail sways is how happy she is to see you
>>12518508I thought it descended from burying a bone in a werewolf's backyard and became a common theme to all wolf types?
>>12518514What if my waifu doesn't have a tail?
>>12518468Let me tell you my story, if it makes you feel better. I was in 6th grade when I started reading Negima, and there was a vampire girl in there named Eva. I won't get into specifics of why I liked her, but long story short even 6th grade me was like "I want to be her slave. I want her to step on my face." Granted, back then I didnt know it was anything sexual, all I knew is that it made my dick feel funny thinking about it. Then when puberty finally caught up to me in Senior year of high school, I realized "Oh shit, femdom turns me on." Queue internet which lead me to light monster girls, and then a year later MGQ. Your story can't be more pathetic than a 6th grader wanting to be dommed at such a young age.
>>12518496>if there are girls who want to take the lead because it's in their nature just let it stay like thatHey, if she can rape me, I can rape her. Fair is fair.
>>12518495I want to bully an onee-san and have her imouto take my virginity
>>12518468You want to know something pathetic about me? I have a little wolf plush toy, about 6 inches high.I bought it from some zoo somewhere when I was about 8 or 9. Now, significantly more than a decade later, I'm living alone in a box of an apartment, relying on the internet for any sort of human interaction beyond talking to the people where I work. I've still got that same toy, only slightly more worse for wear than the day I bought it. More often than not, maybe every other night, I'll fall asleep holding that damn thing and feeling comforted by it. Just feels like a piece of home I can take with me wherever I end up.It's more or less a symbol for why I like wolfgirls. Maybe it's coming from some want to have a dog around when I'm wasting my life doing fuck-all. Some companionship, and an animal besides a cat I can be around who I can make happy, and who isn't as... conversational as a human. I dunno.Point is, I'm a depressed child on the inside.So just remember: no matter how pathetic you think you might be, at least your sole source of comfort in life doesn't come from a few inches of stuffing and some felt stitched together.
>>12518516One guy spammed the >Would you bury your bone in her backyardgreentext for a few weeks. Bob did the Anubis stuff because of the pun. He secretly loves them. I can't fault him for that as bad puns are good taste but shouldn't drive stories and characterization.Besides, an anubis is a jackal which is a lot more like a coyote than a true wolf. But he could have done both of them. We'll never know.
>>12518529>tfw you started needing a body pillow to hug just to fall asleepI feel you brother.
>>12518529Nothing to be ashamed of in that.
>>12518522Sure. Don't cry when she beats the hell out of you for doing it.
>>12518519She doesn't love you.
>>12518525I want to rape her imouto so the onee-san kills me, thus strengthening their sisterly bond in the fallout.
>>12518366Just to clarify:Bob isn't so much kill that he won't be writing.He's more kill in the sense that the threads and IRC managed to break his feeble Camel back and he probably won't be back for a while.Pay attention to the blog for any updates.
>>12518533Didn't his Anubis CYOA come long before any of that?
>>12518537>He doesn't know about the rings.
>>12518546I have enough hate for him left should he return, no worries.>>12518542>murderfetishNO! Bad anon!
>>12518547I think it was his first story
>>12518547"Awooooo"
>>12518546You know what though, he needs to go watch Evangelion, Tatami Galaxy, Welcome to the NHK, or anything of that sort. The problem doesn't stem from the "bullying". He lacks any self confidence in himself and his work. He assumes everyone hates him because he hates himself. He pushes away anyone so much as lightly teases him. He needs to get his shit straight. I'll be waiting Bobarino, I always will.
>>12518542>Raping an MGOkay, sure. How would you do that?
>>12518550T-Tell me anon.
>>12518563It's easy if she's small enough.Also, set her trait to Exploitable.
>>12518560What about Gendum? He needs to experience autistic teenagers piloting giant robots.
>>12518520>>12518529Fine but you might think it's edgy, I'm extremely terrified of women due to my birth mother giving me up to adoption for reasons I haven't been told of then coming back years later only to tell me she wants me to profit off of me. So due to that I think there's something wrong with me or something, then when I learned of monster girls I thought that if they were real they would be treated like I treat myself and I might have a chance with them.TLDR: I think I'm worthless and think that my only shot with a woman would be with monster girls that are treated like dirt
>>12518563Beat and rape.
>>12518547The only bob CYOA I remember before Truckercore was falling down.Unless you mean the anubis and the scale one. Did bob do that? It's been so long I don't remember.
>>12518535Hell, maybe I'll save something up and buy one. Wonder who I'd have on it, though.>>12518536If you say so.Although, now I feel worried that I've insulted people because they might glean comfort from things like that, by indirectly calling them pathetic like me, which really wasn't my intention.Ahh, fuck it. Just don't be me. Or be happy with yourself. Or hug the pillow/plushie/monitor harder. Whatever feels easiest at the time.>>12518558Goddamnit I want that.
>>12518570>beating a monster girlMaybe if she's a fairy.
>>12518569It's okay man most of us here understand you.>>12518574I don't have anything on mine, just a regular cover.
>>12518560>People literally telling him he needs to kill himself and that everything is does is terrible>'lightly teases'
We need a Siberian Husky Dog Girl to counter the Anya threat
>>12518565It was a few greentexts from when we were discussing rpg elements in MGE. They were made from a metal that, basically, fucked with demonic energy somehow and allowed a man to stand against MGS. The only one I remember is one where a man was able to fight off an Oni.
>>12518578Threadly reminder to erect a mosquito net around your bed before you go to sleep.Or you will be raped by fairies and pixies at night.
>>12518580It's funny because I remember fondly in the past people used to do just that to ELH, /ss/, and Alp, and all of them are just fine.
>>12518558WHERE ARE MY DEFIBRILLATORS
>>12518580>Unable to tell it's just a reoccurring joke>Exploding on people who were nice to himZero sympathy.
>>12518588Alp is most definitely not fine, /ss/ probably isn't eitherDunno about ELHAnd none of them got the degree that bob did
>>12518583>Obtain a ring/bracelet with Ra's magic carved onto it>Force it onto an Apophis>Watch her struggle as you begin to dick her>Roughly>Tell the Pharaoh of your conquest>???>PROFIT
>>12518588Did you forget where ELH had that autistic meltdown, deleted shit, and banned everyone from the IRC?
>>12518578What is magic?What is training?What is exploiting a species weaknesess? What are contracts?What are leylines?>But humans suck and MGs are superior.Doesn't stop humans from beating them.
>>12518583Ah, but anon, demonic enegy a shit.
>>12518597
>>12518595Yes, telling people to kill themselves along with how much you hate them is such a funny joke. From that screenshot, looks like someone mocked him and it was the last straw?
>>12518569Dude, that's not edgy.I mean, I'm not a psychiatrist, but I don't think I'm in the minority if I can imagine some professional telling you that you have trust issues with women stemming from the way you were betrayed and used by your mother like that.But that's not for me to say, I guess. Though I really don't think you're alone in your way of thinking.Let me just quote one angry and very wise leprechaun by saying "It's fine. It's fine though."
Gentlemen, how do we make a sexy modron?
>Raping monster girlsI hope you all burn in Hell.Except if we are talking about a setting where they kill people, then is ok.
>>12518600DE, MM, it doesn't matter, I just told you what things made from that metal did.>>12518580>write something>people don't like it>ask you to stop>keep forcing it>people begin hating you>keep forcing it, they can't hate forever>people hate you even more>WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MEAN WAHHHH!Yeah no, fuck him and you too if you're defending hi,.
>>12518581Siberian Husky Dog-girl? Why not something like a Tundra Wolf?And can't they be friends? Or rivals?
>>12518624Nigga have you not seen a Siberian Husky, that shit looks cuddly as fuck already.
>>12518605>>12518597I wouldn't rape an apophis though, lamia hugs are just so hnnnngh.
>>12518614Very carefully.
>>12518556ekip
>>12518614Keep the skin textures, make them humanoid, add sexy bits, profit.
>>12518627So Like this? Or more fluffy?
puu dot sh/bMvps.jpgdoing a quick type setwill finish later tonight. no privacy and too lewd
>>12518622>write something>people like it and ask you to continue>a few people hate it>this minority of autists stays vocal and harasses you and shits up threads every time you postNo. Fuck you. I hope your family finds out what a shit you are and disowns you.
>>12518628>Not smiting the Bane of the DesertChoose your next words wisely, peasant.
>>12518617What's wrong with raping the rapist?
>>12518640>Few peopleI didn't realize straight people were the minority.
>>12518641Pharaoh please calm down!I'll build you a new monument, does that sound good?
>>12518641Okay. My next words are Eat your fucking peas and stop picking on our neighbor you fucking chuuni.
>>12518646Well, that...that sounds...
>>12518640>the majority of /mgg/ likes futa
>>12518640IRC please calm down
>>12518640The only vocal minority is maybe three idiots trying to bullshit and white-knight for him.
>>12518640>Futa haters being the minorityYou cannot be this delusional
>>12518640>a few peopleSure.
>>12518651yes, because all he wrote was futa
>>12518638That Sandworm goes from being dune sized to bigger than Sarlacc in a few pages..
>>12518641Say that to may face and not the throne and see what happens.>>12518648This one instance, I love you, no alp.
>>12518650H-here...
>>12518640>>12518622I'm gonna let the both of you finish, but I liked Truckercore up until Truckanon actually took the futadick in the mouth and ass.And then I disliked it even more when Cheshire Cat got ruined by all the people cawing "Futacat" everytime the girl was brought up.I don't think I disliked Bob as a person. But I did dislike how, through his efforts, people ruined Cheshire for a lot of people. And she's my waifu.
>>12518661Pretending to be this stupid is why people hate that stupid faggot.
>>12518645>all straight people hate futa>>12518651>implying I said that>>12518655You cannot be this retarded.
>>12518661>because he and his follower spammed futa all the timeFTFY
>>12518672>implying you didn't You called futa haters the minority idiot.
>>12518627I just think a wolf is a more appropriate match for a tiger than a dog. Plus, tundra wolves are pretty fluffy too. Though most Siberian huskies do have more interesting fur colours.>>12518637More fluffy. So fluffy you can snuggle up to her at night, let her wrap her arms and legs around you, and fall asleep enveloped in warmth.
>>12518668Exactly. Bob haters were the ones who actually did the damage.>>12518673More like people who were mad about it kept sperging out. They're the only ones who pushed futa onto people. If you didn't like it in Bobs stories you didn't have to read them, but apparently some people are incapable of that.
>>12518673The only time I've ever seen futa brought up more than a few posts is when all your sperglords go apeshit and never shut up about how much you hate it.
>>12518667Anon that's pathetic, it's so small.
>>12518667That looks...nothing like me.
>>12518676>Saying the haters are the minority means the majority likes something>People who tolerate it, or dislike it but don't bitch about it don't existretards pls go and stay go
>>12518668I feel your pain deeply, she could have been great. I almost shed a tear, thinking of all the funny writefaggotry and greentexts that could have been, especially when wizardfags were involved.
>>12518683It's not like I need to compensate for anything anyways. Besides, it's the thought that counts.
>>12518684I-It's artistic.
>>12518689It's autistic. Send it back.
>>12518680>Bob coins the terms "kittycream" and "catbatter">Passive-aggressive shit that ruined the VN experience for a few people>Constantly self depreciates because he has skin about as thick as wax paperAs "tsun" as I apparently am for Bob, I won't miss him if he decides to stay gone because he can't handle a little bit of fucking criticism on a daily basis in order to shut people up and do better.He quite literally threw a temper tantrum because nobody gave a shit about his Khepri story, or because people thought his earfucking schtick was retarded.& before you defend earfucking, consider the following:IF A GODDAMNED EAR HAS GUARD HAIRS TO PREVENT INFECTIONS AND OTHER THINGS, WHY WOULD YOU STICK A DICK I N IN.
>>12518687I saved this some time before we came to /jp/.
>>12518691Yes Pharaoh, at once my Pharaoh.
>>12518679>>12518680>it's the spergs faultIt's both the spergs and the spammers who are in the wrong
>>12518687Wizards and chesires?But could a chesire outsmart that crazy banana-tail wizard?
>>12518679I stopped reading bob's shit when futacat happened, doesn't stop others from doing it. THEY insisted on bringing I here, you have no leg to stand on.>>12518680>The only time I've ever seen futa brought up more than a few posts is when all your faggots go apeshit and never shut up about how much you love dick.FTFY>>12518685You first fag enabler.
>>12518668I think Cheshires are swell, definitely one of my favorite types. I just don't bother bringing them up because I know what will happen.
>>12518693muh dick.
>>12518679>They're the only ones who pushed futa onto people.Yes, Bob and people that liked futa never once pushed all the epic futa catbatter shitposting maymays that showed up along with the shit less drew, telling people to just deal with it and act like a childish shit because you can post whatever you want or ignore that the thread quality is going to shit every fucking time.Why would there ever be backlash for effective funposting? I just don't know.
>>12518693Thank you anon. Delete it in a bit?
>>12518629Do not fist clockwork girls?>>12518635>Keep the skin textures, make them humanoid, add sexy bits, profit.Suitably formulaic. Would probably end up looking more like one of the less fun sorts of LN outsider. You could do fun things with the personality though: cheerful, overly literal and kind of stupid.
>>12518707Sure.
>>12518699I have no leg to stand on when >>12518680 was right. I'm backing him up right now, practically the only time I ever see futa in the threads is from you guys or in response to your bitching. Enjoy that delusional world of yours.And I already did >>12518685 (You)I didn't leave because I wasn't retarded. You however are retarded, therefore you have to leave. Sorry for not explaining this better the first time, I forgot about your mental handicap, and didn't realize you'd have such trouble with even these simple instructions.
>>12518699>fag enablerWhat, we Westboro now?I mean, not that guy, but still.
>>12518691>Ever following the God-CuntIf I must become the edge, then I shall.
>>12518692>He quite literally threw a temper tantrum because nobody gave a shit about his Khepri story[citation needed]If I remember right, he was just disappointed no one liked it and then later agreed it wasn't good. >>12518700Well, there's another Cheshire, you know.
>>12518680>Aware that it'll cause problems every time>Still do it>Hurr but why you mad?Yeah, you can fuck off and kill yourself with Bob if you can't respect the problem exists and feel a need to force it into the thread anyway. No sympathy for that faggot creating this sort of shitposting.
>>12518569I know that feel. My mother used me as a check for 18 years.
>>12518718>tfw I want to keep wroting that comedy cop story with the Cheshire and Succubus and Wurm etc.>But can't even think of scenarios wherein they'd be cops doing cop things>tfw I've got too mich other shit in my backlog to contend to alreadyDisgruntledGroan.wav
>>12518718Yeah, but it seems like the mere mention of them results in people bringing up Clare and all that she entails.
>>12518721>Catering to special needs children that have a tantrum every time something is posted they don't like
>>12518677>>12518581This Siberian wolf/dog girl is still just as tall and intimidating as Anya, right?
Oh man, I haven't had half the thread filtered like this since the good old days in /a/. It's exciting to see snippets of discussion amongst the sea of minimized posts, trying to find out what the fuck you are all going on about based on their complaints about the rest of the thread.
>>12518729Just watch Police Squad and get some inspiration from there.
>>12518732Physically, sure.But Anya have signature skill.Ab fucking
>>12518729Do you even Reno 911?
>>12518535body pillow is love, body pillow is life
Uh oh! Your tiny monster daughteru snuck into your suit's pocket and followed you to your workplace out of curiosity! She tells you that she wants to be as helpful as she can so you can go home earlier and have more spare time to play with her!What do you do? What is your boss gonna think of this? Would your monster waifu freak out once she realized what's going on?
>>12518738I like where this is going. Keep describing it.
>>12518731See, if you're going to be that knowingly and repeatedly disrespectful to the community you're a part of, of course they're going to hate you and tell you to fuck off, and it worked. Don't like it? Fuck off and circle-jerk with him somewhere else or learn some fucking discretion and basic people skills.Of course that's not going to happen since anonymous has no responsibility but to funpost.
>>12518750I hide her in a potted plant. The Nargacuga girl's natural environment.
>>12518755>Disrespectful to the communityThat's funny, anon. No, you're just demanding that your autistic needs be met. Instead of ignoring it and moving on like any rational person, you just start shitting in your hands and flinging it everywhere while screaming about how how much you hate it.
>>12518735It'll even out eventually
>>12518752Pins you down with those big powerful Jinko legs and applies lotion to her abdominals.Slides herself up and down on your flaccid cock, her body heat, chuffs, and the smooth yet firm grooves of her muscles causes you to go ramrod and fire off a quick shot due to the gentle stimulation.Then when you think it's all over. You see a predatory gaze and flush face looking at you, one giant paw spreading open that searing hot tiger pussy as Anya purrs "Husband, now we make many children.""Niet.""Da."
So hey.Is it possible to go back to go back to a normal life once you've been subjected to a slime girl/tentacle pit for a few hours?
>>12518766No human can ever satisfy in the same way that a slime or tentacle pit can.It's just like that Monster Hunter doujin I read a few weeks ago. And then last week.And then again yesterday.
>>12518757Not him but seriously fuck you. Acting like you're benign when you know it starts the same shit as scat, vore, and NTR. That's the tier you are, one step below giantess squash fags. You're the ones not welcome, so just leave it out. It's not that hard. You know what, just go start your own monsterfuta thread or something. See if it works out as well as the last monsterboy thread.
All this drama is what threatens to make these threads shitty.
>>12518780Da.
>>12518714So, let's say there's a pride parade, they have the right to have it in a designated area and there's nothing wrong with that. But say they tried to have it in the middle of your living room, are you supposed to just ignore it? That's what the futafags have been doing. When you have an entire board for your shit, and insist on bringing I where it's not wanted, all your argument ring hollow.
>>12518775When did I ever mention liking futa?Please, contain your spergers, it's getting everywhere. It may surprise you, but people can defend a position or call someone out on their bullshit without having to like the thing the aggressor hates. And god damn it, see what I mean? You autistics have to go on some holy crusade against something that literally started as one or two small comments and now the entire fucking threads is off the rails.
>>12518750Teach her the biz, I could use an extra pair of hands.
>>12518757>>>/d/
>>12518786Yet you're defending it being here. Why? When you know all the problems it causes?
>>12518614>The little worried one in the bottom right. Probably one of the harder monsters to MG-ify without loosing most of their flavour.Would anyone mind if, once the thread starts to die, I tired going through the whole 5e Monster Manual in order, and trying to invent monstergirls for everything there, or is that too /tg/?
>>12518785That's the thing though, the parade stayed where it should most of the time. Sperglords were the ones who brought the futa into the threads. It's like you people invaded the parade, stole some of their floaties or whatever, and then invaded other peoples living rooms to scream about how you don't like the parade and it shouldn't exist anywhere you can know it exists, while throwing the floaties everywhere.
>>12518757What? Are you just out of arguments to resorting to colourful imagery? Go read >>12518721 again. Slower.Slower.It's not about what people don't like, it's about knowingly being an antagonistic faggot. Should people react to futa so strongly? Not really, but we have people from all over the world and you have the right to tell them all how to think, feel and react? No, you can't be that stupid.Happens once, you live and learn. Happens every time, and you keep doing it while trying to justify it? You're being an obnoxious faggot and people will hate you. Its hard to believe people are actually too stupid to understand that and get upset when it causes backlash.
>>12518786You know what that's called in politics? A hot button issue, where just mentioning it causes a shitstorm because it's so contentional. If anything, that should show you how strongly people feel, many people.And it's being stirred up for no reason when it has a whole board dedicated to it and anyone could easily go start their own monsterfuta thread and take their chances on what the /jp/ mods think.But no. They like stirring shit up, and they will continue to do so. Just like you.
You piss your Waifu off while shes drunk and she tries to beat you, can you take her in a fight, or even survive.
>>12518796>Futlovers blaming the other sideTypical tactic, but completely and utterly wrong.
This thread has been shit and unfun, let's talk about cute Wurm anticsWhat would Wurm's favorite game be?
>>12518796>bb writes futa>gets told to fuck off>brings in /d/generates to the threads >WE brought them
>>12518800>>12518786>>12518775>>12518757>>12518755>>12518731>>12518721>>12518680>>12518673>>12518806HEYMONSTER GIRLS, Y'KNOW?
>>12518785>>12518797>>12518800It only ever gets to these thread derailing points because you autists see one post with the word 'futa' in it and you go crazy. I just don't get it. I really don't. >>12518809It may surprise you, but those '/d/generates' were already here, because guess what, these are by and large fetish threads.
>>12518804no, because my waifu is your pic
>>12518807Sorry!
>>12518811Toumasu yeti a cute.
>>12518806no u>>12518809/d/ was already here, this is monstergirlsdo you think monstergirls aren't /d/?the fuck are you on son
>>12518814Then settle it right now. Make a monsterfuta thread. See if it stays up or gets banned. Then we'll all know whether it's appropriate content for /mgg/ or not.
Anyone getting really sick and tired of all these "Uh oh! Waifu does a thing, what do!?" questions that are almost consistently GUARANTEED REPLIES.jpg as fuck? It's real fuckin' lazy.
>>12518816would you at least go out like a man?
>>12518807she really likes tag
>>12518780which is all the better Bob is dead and soon his followers will succumb to the same anger and hatred.Then we will be free of the futa and prosperity will return.
>>12518818Agreed. She never asked for the bullying she gets, and doesn't bother anyone. Top cute.>>12518823At least it's on topic. Would you rather have this futafag vs. futahater shitflinging instead, then?
>>12518814Yet they were quiet until futacat, so shut it.>>12518811The big kids are talking. And your yeti is ugly and shit.>>12518820Then why are we on /jp/ faggot? Futa goes in /d/ this is fact, nowhere does it say monstergirls have to go there.
>>12518824I'll try not to cry as she punches a hole through me
>>12518820Some /d/ is monstergirls, but not all monstergirls is /d/.
>>12518823It's discussion, and most of the time it's done to bring the thread back on track.Besides, It's fun.
>>12518822It'd stay up, I can guarantee you that - 2hu futa is very, very common material. Hell, there are even futa threads in /a/. Or there were, I haven't touched /a/ outside of fate threads since we got evicted. All I ask is that people not be so god damn reactionary to futa. Actually, not just futa. Look at the earlier maledom/femdom shit earlier. It's a little more civil than the futa debate, but not by much. I'll also admit I've gained a few new fetishes in my time in these threads. I like the fact that it's a fetish melting pot in here. There's shit I don't like, but I just ignore it.
>>12518823No.>>12518822Don't encourage them, they'll never leave, and they have their own board. Are we supposed to accept them here if their thread survives?
>>12518834They don't have to, but there are monstergirl threads on /d/ as well as here. It would be delusional to think no one who browses /d/ doesn't also come to these threads.
>>12518834>The big kids are talkingTalking =/= Having a retarded argument over the internet over fetishesYou're pretty much shitposting, even if you prove your point, you're still autistic. Leave.
>New crew member fresh out of the academy is assigned to your ship>He ends up in the medical bay his very first day>He also puts in a request for reassignment the same day>As the captain, it's your duty to investigate, but no crew members admit to seeing anything>Explain your frustrations about the lack of information about this incident to Anya, she seems proud>"Anya, what did you do?">"He wanted Anya, Anya makings sure he knew that Anya belongings only to husband."
>>12518842Then get with the program, it doesn't matter that monstergirl threads exists on both those boards, futa is not wanted here, period, get it through your fucking head!
>>12518823No. They're better than talking about futa and rape.
>>12518814>I just don't get it. I really don't.I'm sorry your scope of worldly understanding is that small, really I am.>>12518836>Some /d/ is monstergirls, but not all monstergirls is /d/.All this, and expecting people to be on a blue board for and with a healthy understanding of niche fetishes is just dumb.
>>12518845Make me faggot. Why don't you just "ignore us" if our argument bothers you?
>>12518854Sure.Now fuck off.
>>12518847What if someone wants her husband?
>>12518849>no rape>in a monstergirl threadYou're a funny guy/
>>12518848Why do you act like you speak for everyone?I don't recall giving you permission to speak for me, autist.
>>12518848No, you don't want it here. Some people do.
>>12518857Then Anya is makings sure they know that husband is only belongings to Anya.
>>12518856You first.
>>12518857They'd better be a tough cookie if they want to steal a man from a Jinko
>>12518858I mean female rape.
>>12518818>Toumasu yeti a cute.>>12518834>And your yeti is uglyYou're both right. Toumasu's monster girls are cute because they're a bit "uglier" than the standard-anime-face girls you get in other places. It gives them more character.
>>12518598> "Meltdown" was an accurate prediction of /mgg/'s removal from /a/> Nothing was deleted> Channel was removed, no one was bannedK.
>>12518867Hi ELH, how's the butthurt? Still cancerous? Good.
>>12518848Oh really? Weird how Truckercore has so many hits on pastebin then. If it doesn't belong and no one wants it here, I'd expect a lot less views. What a mystery. I guess it'll never be solved.
>>12518859>maybe if I ignore an obvious fact it'll make me look betterYou a writefag? Write some ntr, see what happens.>>12518860And they are in the minority and wrong since they have a homeboard. Fuck off.
>>12518860But if people want it, then can't they just make a /d/ monstergirl thread?Have futa MG discussion there, and non-futa discussion here. /d/ is, in its current state, more than able to support that.
>>12518871What, because I don't like NTR means I have to flip my shit and shitpost about it whenever it's mentioned?Christ.
>>12518869Yeah, cause truckercore wasn't a normal story that most everyone was reading, myself included, until bob fucked it up. Nice try, not!
>>12518871You fuck off. I have every right to be here. If you don't like it you can always leave, but considering you couldn't stop yourself from reading a story on pastebin you'll probably just continue to bitch.
>>12518868> Implying anyone who points out your shilling is ELHYour next line is "anyone who hates KC is from MGU" or "anyone who loves Bob is gayer than .Less"
Hey guys, I think I have a Succuvirus on my computer, what should I do to get rid of it? It's already filled my hard drive with 75 gbs of Femdom.
>>12518877Go away ELH
>>12518873Welcome to the internet.Welcome to 4chan.Welcome to /a/jp/Welcom to the human race.
>>12518880I'd recommend plugging in a webcam and watching the femdom. Maybe if it sees how disgusted you are by it totally won't tailor the new porn it adds to your fetishes.
>>12518880> It's already filled my hard drive with 75 gbs of Femdom.And your problem is...?
>>12518880It's too late anon, replace your hard drive or accept your fate.Your only other option is to install a Paladin-chan firewall, but she'll start controlling what you can and cannot do with your computer. And the succuvirus might corrupt her anyway.
>>12518880Have you tried those virus thingymagigs the Paladins talk about?
Please conclude your writefag bitching within the hour. KC hate is schedule to resume in 30 minutes.Remember to adhere to /mgg/ posting standards.This shit can't get any more cancerous. I almost miss /a/ at this rate
>>12518880First of all, make sure she doesn't get a hold of your mouse pointer, or else you're fucked.I recommend installing Purgeware Bytes in order to get rid of that Lewdware. Just be careful not to leave them alone for too long, though.And never, EVER plug your cellphone into your computer until the Succuvirus is gone. I'm serious.
>You and I will never be the first mate to an adventurous Scylla or Kraken captain
>>12518880Install Palware you goober.>smite.exe
>>12518876Take your own advice. I don't care if you want to read truckercore till you're blue in the face, but futa has no place here. None of you has even tried to refute that you could just make a futa thread in /d/ because you're a bunch of glib faggots who know full well what happens when you post and insist on doing it. And you don't have any "right" to be here. Fuck off.
AHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>12518876Nobody's saying you don't have a right to be here. But things like scat and gore, while also banned by the rules, aren't discussed because of courtesy.I know it's not technically against the rules, but /d/ DOES exist to perfectly accomodate futa. Just think of it as a courtesy to not bring it up. If everyone decent acts like the better person and lets it drop, argument and all, then there might not be a problem anymore.
>>12518889Remember the threads once we came here and the futafags had yet to find us? All will be well once they leave, now that their master is dead.
>>12518876Sure, you can stay if you want. Just don't expect not to be assraped by negative replies everytime you try to discuss futa, gore, scat or NTR.Have fun.
>>12518897That only makes sense because that's how it used to be. But I don't think they'll do it, because for all they're talk, they don't have the self-control.
Would you an Anubutt?
Is anybody writing any sort of story featuring Anya the Siberian Space Jinko?I'd like it if she became one of /mgt/'s popular OC characters, like Charon or Moth-Chan.Then again, maybe that's only because I really like Jinkos.
>>12518903Yes.
>>12518897I don't think futa gets talked about much by the people who like it. All I can think of are requests for what bob should include in his story, and that shopped cat pic. The people bringing it up the most are the ones screaming about how it's ruining threads, which would be hilarious if they weren't ruining the threads.oh, and>Nobody's saying you don't have a right to be here.>>12518894>And you don't have any "right" to be here. Fuck off.
>>12518903Not with such awful tail placement
>>12518903So hot I could cook a sausage between those cheeks.
>>12518903No anal. But yes.
>>12518902Just like that shit they tried to pull with Anya last thread.
>>12518904I'd do it, but I couldn't do justice to the Siberian/Russian inflection.Is simple to being talking in stunted English, but grows tiresome after while.Kinda like that "belle" Ushi awhile back. Some of it would be right, but the rest would seem forced/awkward/etc
>>12518884>>12518885>>12518886>>12518888>>12518891>>12518893Alright, good news and bad newsThe Good news is I put Valkyrie Virus Protection on my computer, and she seems to be keeping the Succuvirus in checkThe bad news I Valkyrieware has deleted all the hentai I did like off my computer, saying that I have no need for such lewd imagery. Also the Succuvirus got on my phone, which the Valkyrieware isn't compatible with, and is telling all my friends what a dirty slut I am and how I'm lucky to have a mistress like her.
>>12518901Alright, you can expect plenty of futa corruptions of nice things like Anya.
>>12518911What shit? One post saying she should be futa? I know that sort of thing is so hard to ignore, anon. That word: futa. It's guaranteed replies. Every time. People are reactionary to it, it's just amazing. Even Islamic extremists would be in awe of the sheer overreactions. Like this guy >>12518916
>>12518913>Valkyrieware has deleted all the hentai I did like off my computerIt was inevitable. Creating a separate backup wouldn't work either, as the Succuvirus would've sneaked into it aswell.Also the Succuvirus got on my phoneNIGGER YOU WHATWHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU
>>12518907You don't want to see any more threads ruined? Stop talking about bob and futa.
Didn't we used to have a filter list? Use it people. Report and ignore until the janitor gets around to it.> In before buttmad shitposters whine about their posts being filtered.
>>12518896i will laught when the manga says that shes grandmother of the other branch of the familiy
>>12518913>using an antivirus that can go darkI'm glad I'm not you right now.
>>12518913You royally screwed yourself man, why the fuck didn't you listen to >>12518891Have fun
>>12518922>implying bob haters will ever stop posting about how much they hate bobIt'll still be going on a year from now, even if bob stays gone. They're just that autistic.
>>12518921>>12518928The Succuvirus told me that if I was a good boy and plugged my phone in she'd leave me alone
>>12518930Okay it's official, you're a fucking moron that deserved it
>>12518916And you can expect to get shit on every time.
Lagarfljótsormur monster girl when?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagarflj%C3%B3t_Worm
>>12518931Do stupid people make for better subs?
>>12518930Holy shit mang you got played like a shota with his pants down.
>>12518929Even in death we won't know peace from this evil?
>>12518909Your sausage?>>12518910Why no anal? It's pretty hot and tight. Even better if she's got a nice, thick vibrator wedged in her cunt. You can feel the vibes through her walls.
>>12518907Sorry. I'm not too attentive recently, it seems. But nobody doesn't have the right to be here. I think everyone just needs to try out some civility sometimes. We're all human.The people screaming about how it's ruining threads are also being replied to with contrary comments as well, though.I don't think it's just a futa vs anti-futa thing. It's never as simple as "you're either with us or against us" in the real world.I mean, you can have people who like futa and talk about it sometimes. But then you have people who post "futa" as a joke. To those against futa, the former two groups can appear the same. Then you have people utterly neutral towards futa trying to argue down a person, and being accused of being "on the other side".I guess you can see how that sort of thing can spiral out of control.It seems many would just like it if futa wasn't even referrenced in passing. Then those people get accused of being overly sensitive and ruining the threads with their complaining when futa is even slightly mentioned, which I guess brings us to here.
>>12518913>your will never see your valkyrieware go full norton
>>12518932Won't be a problem. I won't be writing to please like Bob, I'll be doing it just to piss you off.
>>12518936Well no shit, you can just tell em they'll get a treat after it's done and they'll do whatever you want
>>12518929Maybe once the Bobfags go he will be forgotten, just like everyone else who did CYOAs
>>12518939Maybe because contrary to what faggots will perpetuate anal requires some upkeep and prep time?
Why is art of yandere MGs so uncommon?
>>12518944I still remember the CYOA bros. >>12518946Well, yeah. What's the big deal about that? Most kinky stuff requires prep time and cleaning.
>>12518947Because you don't stick your dick in the crazy.
>>12518947Probably because yandere is garbage
>>12518949bullshit name 5 that weren't bob
>>12518912That is true. What if you made it more subdued? Make her the less vocal type, so that the fragmented English fits a bit more naturally?
>>12518940Yeah. I don't even like futa, but I've noticed the people who bitch about it shit up threads way more than the people who post it, so I like the bitchers even less.>>12518944Bob had good non-futa stories too, and I'm not gonna leave because you can't stop whining.
>>12518944>everyone else who did CYOAs.It's true, I remember lurking a year or two ago where there was this tripfag doing a CYOA that looked very popular. I can't even remember who it was, though.
>>12518942Nah. Shiting on whatever you post regarding futa isn't too much of a hassle, even less when done in unison with others.Thanks for being the scum of these threads, shitting on you collectively keeps the good part of /mgg/ together and well, and prevents Anons from fighting each other.
>>12518942I really don't understand why you come to these threads, or bother reading them, if you hate people so much that you are willing to go out of your way to write a story just to piss them off. I honestly don't understand, please tell me.
Time to find out what the people of monster girl threads are actually looking for.http://strawpoll.me/2640023
>>12518958>implying that will stop me, when it's the reason I'll be doing it>>12518959Normally they're quiet and I forget what little shits they are.
>>12518959Because he can't stand that his fetish is not welcome by the majority here, just like fujoshit-kun.
>>12518954CYOAnon 1kpDr. MythSuperEgoBromontYBAAftynKitsovietI think Seafoam's horny human had CYOA elements? I don't remember
>>12518960>MGC>Anything but a hellhole that needs to be destroyed.
>>12518960Can I get proactively dated before I start a relationship with one?
>>12518960Im neither of these, i just want to have casual sex with a variety of monster girls, possibly friends with benefits while going on adventures with one, but i personally hate committed relationships and mindbreak
I like my monster girls / extra species gurls cause they are exotic and sensual, i was not aware this meant that I am into femdom, or futa for this, have a cute mg picthis little lady has her own manga in japan, currently on chapter 2 , i always have a thing for fox spirit shrine maidens and the like, but this lady is quite nice
This just looks uncomfortable. Cute though.
>>12518952What if she's only an Obsessive Yandere and doesn't actually hurt anybody, but only talks about how you're her everything and how she wants to love you?[/spoiler]Hard Mode: She has empty eyes and self-harms when you're not around because she dems herself unworthy of anything but being your wife.
>>12518961>>12518963But still that doesn't explain why they go out of their way and take their time to write a full story about it? The only thing I can think of is that something is very wrong in their life and so they can't take their attention off of this. Like their outside life is shitty so they have to make this life exactly how they want it and if somebody doesn't like what they like then they explode and freak out.
>>12518913Mate, just get rid of of Valkyrie, if you can't look at porn, its worthlessI mean what would be so bad about having a succuvirus, seriously
>>12518960>No "Only reason to live alone in the city is because you have a good non-lewd job that pays well"
>>12518942Knock yourself out, I enjoy seeing you shit on. You'll just keep cementing futafags as cancer and will eventually disappear, and even if you don't, it's good to have someone to hate. I hope you're prepared.
>>12518972Its better when they have a life beyond you, trust me i have dated easy mode before and its awful
>>12518961Sure, go nuts. I need to laugh anyways.
>>12518953You're garbage.
>>12518969>casual sex with monster girlsThere is "Pleasure pit" and "Pleasure pit followed by death"
>>12518975Gee I wonder who posted this
>>12518931>>12518937Hey look I just wanted to try and take the civil option out, I thought if I did what the Succuvirus asked she'd leave me alone, I didn't know that doing so would just encourage her.Speaking of which Valkyrieware has been permitting the Succuvirus back on the computer as long as she gives her some lewd pictures for her to study and is starting to get discolored. And now friends are texting me back messages saying congrats on the wedding.>>12518975The Valkyrieware is a pain to uninstall. And the Succuvirus keeps calling me a naive fool who's lucky to have her around because only she could love someone like me. It's starting to bum me out a bit and I'm not sure how truthful it is.
>>12518977I am. I hope your enjoyment is worth seeing your favorite monster girls made into futa abominations.
>>12518981I know I'm garbage, thanks for reminding me.
>>12518974Fujoshit-kun was referenced exactly for a reason. Remember the cap he had about vowing to ruin monstergirl threads for everyone just because he was a spiteful little shit?That's the kind of person you're looking at here.
>>12518960Neither.>>12518965MGC is great.>>12518974Because they enjoy ruining things, they can't help themselves.
>>12518988
>>12518942See, I don't have a problem with the fetish, but now you're just being silly.You do know that you're just acting like monsterboy anon now, right?
>>12518984No seriously, what is wrong with a succuvirusI mean at worst your wallpaper gets turned into incredibly erotic porn
>>12518986Bring it on faggot.
>>12518985Don't be a faggot like >>12518568she's a lying skank, don't listen to her
>>12518985>I didn't know that doing so would just encourage herOh for fuck's sake you gotta be fucking joking.I pray to the Chief God that you don't have an android girl for a neighbor who has her own wireless signal transmitter.Don't fucking let her near your cellphone, man. You don't wanna know what happens if you do.
>>12518988Honestly in those last days or few weeks of /a/ I really didn't read much. Hell there was a big schism way before that where a bunch of people left, me included, so after I came back a few months later I just stayed for the porn.>>12518989MGC is a a bad place man, it needs to be purged.
I don't like how Ushi-oni are stereotyped into mindless raping machines. Just because they enjoy a little non-consensual sex every now and then does NOT make them rapists.Plus, they only break their partners' bones some of the time. And it's usually an accident.
>>12518998What's wrong with muh Gendums?
>manchild arguments of this magnitudeI love you /jp/, never change
>>12518993She keeps you up at night moaning lewdly, acting out your favourite fetishes by profiling your internet habits and comments while you listen to her.Of course you could always unplug your computer, but what happens when the phone rings?What happens when EVERY phone rings?
>>12519003Fuck off Ushi. don't you have a husband to rape or something?
>>12518986>>12518997You know how we can all avoid this little issue of anon writing futa stories out of spite, and the inevitable fallout it will cause?It's a cheap exploit, but it's gotten me through a lot of problems.Just don't read it.
>>12519003Oh gee, I wonder who's behind this post?
>>12518986>Even he acknowledges they are abominations>Willing to destroy the threads to spite one personFutafags everyone.
>>12518880Download Archangel Anti-virus.She slays demonic viruses with ease.
>>12519010You move out
>>12519011>>12519014I'm not a ushi-oni, I'm just an anon trying to be fair to them. They're not all bad. In fact, the ones I've met have been very nice and accommodating.
>>12519003Ushi pls.
>>12519018Makes smiting demons seem such a breeze
>>12519017I don't think he really likes futa. So please, don't lump assholes like him in with folks who appreciate the kinkiness of certain things.
>>12519012I think he's saying he's going to post them here, as well as make every mg futa.
>>12519003Did he go to The Screaming Shota for an interview?
>>12519012Aye. Instead, read the second Red Moon smut story that needs to be written.Preferably not by me, because I've already done my share of smut for some time.Preferably LDR, because it's someone. I can always count on to deliver.
>>12519010You answer it?
>>12519017>One futafag is worse than all the anti futa's that keep spamming threads.Hell, if the anti's just didn't read the guys stories there would be no effect on the threads. The bitchers are the real thread destroyers.
Dear zoophile crossies, Monster Monpiece is on sale in European PS Store, this time you can get it without having to give up eCFW for your Vita.
>>12519020You really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
>>12519019>>12519031Did you ever watch The Lawnmower Man?
>>12519017I don't even like futa. I'm just proving a point, that some people are so pathetic that they will go to a different site and read something they hate voluntarily, then come back here and make shitty posts that kill the thread, all while blaming the author for forcing them to kill the thread.
>>12519029>implying you need to be in a mg bar on the shady side of town for a ushi to rape youShe accidentally knocked off her seal during the interview and went to town on the nearest guy. That's all.
>>12519020Anon, why are you telling lies?Are you being watched? Are they right behind you? Tell them I said hi
>>12519039Never heard of it. What's the point
>>12519034>Monster MonpieceThat shit was censored to hell and back, and anyways, I suck at video games.
And so, Anon chose to drop the conversation about futanari, and decided to argue about whether or not Pharaoh is in fact better than Apophis.Ara, you boys sure are rowdy today.
I love my Amazon waifu, she takes care of me and tenderly loves me and i love how she made me liver with her [spolier]help[/spolier]
>>12519049I want to steal her snake.
>>12519049I for one, never got that into Apophis, I just prefered the dom material for Pharaoh more
Have you ever tried cuddling the wall?
>>12519051forgot picture
>>12519049>Implying Hathor isn't bestGood luck with your unhealthy gods that spite the land and destroy everything.
>>12519041I'd like to believe that there are gated communites, where only vanilla, more calm MGs like Cat girls and Elves are allowed to enter, often to work as maids.More wealthy MGs like Tanuki and Dragons have their mansions or luxurious apartments.All the exotic and strange MGs like insect girls, Ushi-Oni and Matango live in inner city slums. Alongside Humans too poor to afford living in a safer, more rape-free part of the city.
>>12519054I'd give her my snake, if you catch the meaning in which I am giving
>>12519038>>12519043Please stop with the baseless accusations. I'm trying to give a looked-down-upon mg species a chance to find a mate without dealing with prejudice.I urge you all to go out and find a ushi-oni and just talk to her. See what it's like. I heard there are some near the motel on 88th.
>>12519057>>12519051run to your nearest paladin aid station citizen they can help you there
>>12519061>"But anon, I already have a Snake of my own right here! Why would I need two?"
>>12519066At last, your true colours are finally revealed.This Anon is trying to lead us all into a TRAP
>>12519060She must have some Holstaurus in her. Do you think she drinks her own milk?
>>12519060>Calm MGs>Cat girlsAnon, when a werecat goes into heat you're going to know about it. Very personally.
>>12519045Imagine Flowers For Algernon, but the man made smart decides to take his revenge on those who mocked him by uploading himself to the internet and becoming all-powerful. He states that he'll be able to use every connected object on the planet at once, even the phones.Just when the protagonists think that they've stopped him from uploading and destroyed his mind, a phone in the main character's house rings. Then his mobile. Then another phone. And another.Then the movie ends there.
>>12519060What demographic is most likely to adopt a human kid?
>>12519066Well Ushi, maybe if your kind didn't break my cousin Franks pelvis last week I'd have a different opinion on you.But for now fuck off spider
>>12519069I would never do that She is right behind me
>>12519060>Rich-as-fuck ushi-oni>lives in the slums just because the raping is betterI can see this.
>>12519075Okay, I still dont see why this would make me afraid of a succuvirus, even if it did that. Im not really seeing the danger here, at worst she'd do something lewd
>>12519082he liked itthey all like it.
>>12519071>Pure, naive Pharaoh girlHeh. Would be friends with.
>>12519083Well if it comes to it get a gun and paint the walls with her tiny husband beating brainCan Amazons be killed with a shotgun please help
>>12519087Frank was the type of guy that had a collection of spiders.He burned them yesterday.He didn't like it at all you fucking bitch
>>12519090Put enough lead into anything and it'll die. If all else fails just turn it on yourself and make sure you have a note already made as to how shit she is and why you did it.
>>12519083fug her till she falls asleep then run away to paladin HQ
>>12519073She probably slips some of her milk into her master's tea or coffee she makes in the morning.>>12519074Then they're given paid leave until they come out of heat. As part of their employment contract.>>12519081Well they wealthier MGs would adopt Human boys, much like how celebrities adopt Ethiopian children. I don't see a poor slum MG being able to afford to adopt one, and why bother when they could just kidnap one of the street.The gated community will be full of Humans who are 'Pro-MG' despite never socializing with anything besides vanilla MGs. So if they adopted they would pass on this mentality.
>>12519091>people can't stand to look at their pets after being raped by a related monster girl and has to give them up to a shelterThis hurts me.
>>12519091I forced him to count of the number of times he came.He lost track after 8. I'd say I went an 'extra' hour as punishment, but I never really planned on stopping that early.He'll be back. He won't know why, but he'll be back.
>>12519094She wouldn't need to secretly slip it into my coffee because I would milk it out of her myself as I fuck her while she's bent over the table each morning.
>>12519073I've had these strange dreams of being adopted by a motherly holstaurus for a while now. Good or bad thing?
>>12519066>actively going for an ushi oniHELL NO!>>12519049Let's see's Pharaoh:Wields divine powerServe as guides for humanityWant to make kingdoms where people can be safeThe bring life to the dessertMake green demon realmsCAN force her will on othersApophis:Power comes from th eunderworldMakes dark demon realmsMakes one kind of monsterTakes away free willDestroys Green demon realmsYou must admit Pharaoh is the lesser of two evils.
>>12519103Anubutt please leave
>>12519102You lucky bastard, that's a fucking fantastic thing. I want dreams about Holstaurus, especially nice ones like that. Try to keep them going if you can.
Max Payne in MGC?
>>12519087And this is why you must be purged.I wish we had a story where MGs realize what they're doing to their victims and try to undo the damage, maybe with the help of a Damphir, since their psychology is the closest to humans.
>>12519114he discovers some kind of human slave trade ring and kills hundreds of monsters girls in order to stop it
>>12519114"Just when you thought you had reached the deepest depths of horror, it suddenly got worse. How to turn off that small voice inside your head that started to whisper "Ara ara~", if not before, your revenge was justified on any conceivable moral scale? that small voice proved, beyond any doubt, that I was fucked."
>>125170990no one can out run the bullet shot true
>>12519120Brilliant.
>>12519106I would like to as well. Except those are the only details I can recall when I wake up.
>>12519105I'm not an anubutt, read the profiles, I'm sorry the monster you like is damaging but it's the truth..
>>12519086>she gains control of every bank on the planet>every manufacturing and fabrication factory on the planet>can inject her virus into machine computers>can subtly spread herself and alter the technological world at a whim>can manipulate the media to make you a wanted man>can influence people by subliminal messaging and perfect communication forgery>can effectively drive the planet's technological progressIt wouldn't be long before you had some electrodes mapping your brain for upload to the digital world. She's quite possibly the most terrifying being on the planet....Unless you're into that sort of thing.
>>12519105Why would you want an Anubutt to leave?
>>12519126Try to write everything down somewhere as soon as you wake up.
>>12519120>that gravely voiceMax gonna get fucked isn't he?
>>12519103Thank you for bringing logic and reason to this thread, great Anubis.
>>12519114Tex Murphy game set in MGC?
>>12519130I am actually scared of this happening. Holy shit.
>>12519137he still depressed over his wife and kid he would kill anything that tried to rape him
>>12519138GODDAMNIT I AM NOT A MONSTERGIRL!
>>12519130Question:Why would a succubus computer virus want any of that
>>12519137No, pretty much redo the whole plot of Max Payne 1 and 2 except every enemy and character like Vlad and Mona is a monster girl.
>>12519144What ever you say, Anubutt
>>12519144Suuuuure. Don't you have workers to command, Anubutt?
>Reads Big Bad Wolf 2>Be the one who originally shared Gnoll Girls with Pseudopenises.>Be the one who Bob asked if he could use this idea from....Fuck. Yes.That... was satisfying. Thanks, Bob. Very very well done!
>>12519144>Knows intricate details about the Pharaoh and Apophis. >GODDAMNIT I AM NOT A MONSTERGIRL!Right.
>>12519144Hey umm, Ms Anubis, could you please, well, curse me and do lewd things to me
>>12519158I thought you said you were leaving Bob. Or is this another cry for attention?
>>12519158It's no use talking to a dead man anon.
>>12518807Hide the sausage
>>12519143I haven't played the third game. Didn't he become an alcoholic trying to drown away the memories in a haze of whiskey and painkillers? I think he would probably try to forget, or at least ease his pain in the arms of as monstergirl, one of the more human and gentle ones though We need another broken sands. I hate the oversaturation of vanilla but throw me in the matango pit if I'm lying when I say I love a good MG healing a man story.Pic not related but you get the idea.
>>12519166>Bob returns as a zombie in a twist of events>Zombie futacat story with gore and vore added to the mixSHITSHITSHITI'MSORRY
>>12519163>>12519166Nah, this is Negawalker. I'm content. That... was a good read. I even wrote my Gnoll MGE profile without knowing about it...We can hope we get some more awesome gnoll girl pictures.http://pastebin.com/10mZhN5Y
>>12519141Then boy do I have another movie to recommend to you. I almost feel like Para-Medic with these crazy suggestions...."Snake, did you ever see the movie Transcendence? It's a recent film starring Johnny Depp who plays an Artifical Intelligence researcher. His advances in the field could mean the beginning of a new age for mankind, but he's shot by a member of a human purist group opposing mankind's reliance and potential integration with technology.Though he survives, the radioactive bullet prvoes to be lethal, giving him only months to live. His wife makes the decision to take his prototype AI, and replace the data with that from his own brain.The film takes an interesting look at transhumanism, and one of the recurring questions is wherether or not the uploaded man is acting a human, or a machine seeking only further integration and advancement, masquerading as a human.By the end of it, he's advanced nanotechnology to the point where he can "enhance" people and network them, effectively being able to take control of them as a hivemind at any time.It seems rather far-fetched, but who knows what sort of advancements into nanotechnology we might make in the future. What do you think, Snake?"
>>12519152>>12519153>>12519160>>12519161
>>12519174he becomes a fat,bald, man who drinks all day and takes painkillers and then as the game progresses and shit gets real he realizes that all hes good at is killing people and thats the only reason he got his current job. I doubt he would even care about monster girls at this point in his life and trying to rape him would be a death warrent
>>12519185
>>12519185I'm flame broiling in my pants.
>>12519188Would you like a hug?
>>12519145Why would a succuvirus want to bridge the gap between reality and the virtual world to make you hers forever?I don't know. Why would a Succuvirus want that?
>>12519190>Didn't go into comas everytime he got bonked on the hear>Friends with retards>Always says stupid shit>Has two eyesMy fucking sides.
>>12519192would you like to be purged? because you sure are asking for it slut
>>12519183How about you nega-walk outta these threads?
>>12519183>>12519203OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>12519191Snake, you've suffered a burn from your flame broiling!Open up the Survival Viewer with START, then select Cure. Select the burn, then treat it with Ointment.Burns can decrease your maximum LIFE, so it's important to treat them as quickly as possible!I hope I got that mostly right.
>>12519174https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqwYT5_yOaA
>>12519203#Torched
>>12519056No but I have tightly wrapped myself in a thick blanket, hugged a pillow, and pretended it was a lamia.
>>12519203Nega's allright. As long as he doesn't become bob 2.0
>>12519188Is the poor anubutt crying?
So, how do you get your computer infected with the Succuvirus?I-I'm not asking because I want to get it on my computer or anything! I just want to take caution, just in case.
>>12519206I think they also reduce your health steadily if left untreated.
>>12519213She's already there. She saw your post. Its too late to stop her.
>>12519213WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING HEREGET OUT OF HERE, SUCCUVIRUS MIGHT FIND THIS THREAD AND INFECT US ALLJESUS CHRIST
>>12519192No corruption, r-right?
>>12519216Succuvirus pls
>>12519192Can you please turn my sister back to normal from her current Matango form?
>>12519215You're right, I totally forgot about that.Oops.
>>12519221I don't think a Succuvirus would speak in the third personThen again, this is a Succuvirus we're talking about
>>12519219Nope. I like my dakis uncorrupted>>12519222Talk to Ilassa.
>>12519213She's already in your computer Anon.I would download Archangel Anti-virus ASAP, she'll help.
>>12519218I'm not the other luck- I mean, unfortunate Anon. Reading about his experience sounds really arous- Er, scary. I don't want that to happen to me. So please, explain to me how I could theoretically infect my computer with me?
>>12519203Hey, since you're here, you think you could do >>12519174 with a man who never had family, gained it, lost it and gets the healing treatment by an MG? Make him sullen and with no desire to live. It takes some time for her to reach him and the healing isn't immediate, but with her by his side...
>>12519183The pseudopenis being a fleshy onahole was fun
>>12519230Well i dunno, go to some shady Succubus themed sites and hope for the best
>>12519211Nah, no pure Futa stories. Though I did promise someone a /d/ story. So its tough.
>>12519230look it up on google faggot
>>12519226>becoming Deruella's dakiI take it upon myself to spare other anons this fate.
>>12519234Agreed. Very very sexy.
>>12519230Hang on, there's somethingLEWDweird going on with my computer, the screen'sIGOTHIMflickering and shit.What the hellHE'SALLMINENOWgoing on?! Don't tell me she can actually travelYESICANthrough servers!G-Guys... I-I'mHORNYscared...
>>12519234Completely agreed. And Big Bad Wolf 2 wrote it deliciously sexy.
>>12519241Panic.
>>12519230>how I could theoretically infect my computer with me?Oh fuck, I think she's in this thread RIGHT NOW.
>>12519241Time to put up your 30 Paladin castles anons.
>>12519239>Wanting to be a daki>especially to the queen of all slutsmight as well turn yourself into a matango its almost the same thing
>>12519241I call dibs on your stuff if she kills you
>>12519236Eh, so long as you tell us which one, so those of us who don't like it don't get an unpleasant surprise.
>>12519192Don't you have a mountain of Dakis for that?
>>12519245>>12519240Nega, you should try your hand at pseudopenis.
>>12519249O-Okay... I-I'll do thatIWON'TLETHIMright now...T-This can't be happeningIT'SHAPPENINGto me, it justIWON'TLEAVEcan't be...
>>12519257We both know flesh is much better than pillows anon
>>12519257No. Fridge Daki led a revolt and they all eloped with my mattress. In other news, I need a new mattress.
>>12519252But she promised no corruption. I'm fine with being her daki>slutLilim are a bit higher than succubi on the lewd control.
>>12519239unless your a paladin she wouldn't want you anyway
>>12519236>/d/ storyAggressive, hand-holding and pillow-talk?
>>12519263Its too late for you. You're already raped. Everybody else needs to put their paladins up now though.
>>12519248Good thing I had a priest draw a demon ward on my hard drive.
>>12519267What if you're a shotgun wielding anti-monster not paladin?
A harpy just took a huge shit on your windshield as you drove under her, what do you do?
Succuvirus a shit. She can't cuddle with you. You can't even kiss her.
>>12519270You don't think she'd start multiplying, right? I mean, that's not possibleRight?
>>12519265How is it even possible to fuck up that badly? Christ Deruella, pull it together.
>>12519267Says you.
>>12519274I don't think Harpies would have that kind of behavior.
>>12519276VR, Anon
>>12519274Play skeet shooting with a live target
>>12519262Seriously considering it. A motherly Gnoll girl picking up a little boy in a campaign, and raising him to be both her dear, darling warrior son and, eventually, her lover.
>>12519278Its too late. We can only hide now. And hope the paladins hold.
>>12519283They're birds anon, she wasn't aiming for you, but it happened. How do you respond?
>>12519279Being lonely is hard.
>>12519286It's not the same.
>>12519296Deruella should stop being such shit then maybe she wouldn't be lonely
>>12519290I'm going to put my computer and run it from within a consecrated magic circle. I'll have to get everything reblessed tomorrow.
>>12519270Gotcha! I was justHmessing with you guys, myEcomputer's fine! You peopleLreally fell forPit! Hahahahahaha>>12519278Nah, that's notSpossible, she mayHbe elegant, prettyE, smart, sexyG, unique, perfectO, irreplaceable, loveableT[/spoiler] and classy, butMshe's not allEthat powerful.Everything is just fine, Anon.Just fine.
>>12519183Negawalker! Be sure to remember that Cerea, "stallion" thing I mentioned! In case you decide to do that story. Just wanted to remind you, because I'd give it a read. Have a good one.
>>12519300AFAIK all of the lilims are single.The one picture of Druella taking the D is non-canon Fallen Brides.
>>12519236Hey, Negga,What happened to that succubutt story, hawh?
>>12519289Nega...
>>12519304RIP anon.
Fags
>>12519304Can I have your stuff anon?
>>12519304What's with those random capital lett... Jesus.
>>12519279Will you stop wasting images of kamenshit?
>>12519315Winners don't do drugs, anon.
>>12519316Christ Anon, you're so hellbent on having this Anons stuff.
>>12519323But Jinkos use Catnip, isn't that a drug?
Hey Anon, what type of monstergirl do you think would be best if you're looking for a girl with a...let's say, "motherly" personality?
>>12519323Not unless you force them to.
>>12519339Holstaurus or Yeti. Mostly Holstaurus
>>12519306I've got it on The List! its definitely there somewhere in my head.>>12519308Soon. I've been rampaging around with so many little story ideas.>>12519309I'm a /d/ level pervert who browsed threads back when Oblimo first posted his story. Hate all you want, I'm proud of what I am. You may not like my kinks, but I'll respect your own and your opinion. If you do not like them, do not read them.I'll make sure tags are included.
>>12519339You want to fuck your mother don't you?
>>12519339You know this to be true.
>>12519339Hathor's currently the go-to for that.
>>12519339The best monster girl, Holstaurus.
>>12519339HOL-STAUR-US!HOL-STAUR-US!
>>12519339Kikimora
>>12519339An Apophis if you want some Momdom
>>12519344Only if she has Jocasta complex
>>12519339Mnnf. Thats tough. Holstaurus is an obvious candidate, but there are some very loving monsterous mothers. Even the undead could be.A Wight or ghoul milf... who lost her child when she was alive. Attached into you as her 'dear, lost little boy...' Proceeds to love you as only a mother should.. forever.
>>12519339Ur mum!
Anons, give me an idea for a Hathor story. I can't think of anything.Something. Anything. I don't give a fuck.Okay, to a degree, I don't give a fuck, but still.
>>12519343I don't care if you want to suck 24 dicks while dressed as Hitler and doing the pledge of allegiance while blasting "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" and using the Koran as toilet paper. Think of what it brings.
>>12519352HA-THOR!HA-THOR!I didn't even like DCT before these threads and now I'm one of the propagators of the HEALTHy religion. God damn Hathor truly is the savior we need.
>>12519339Holstaurus, Echidna and Wight.
>>12519361*Is a Christmas Cake with a Jocasta complex.
>>12519368Truly all these threads needs is some HEALTH
>>12519367Hitler dun nofing rong though
Does anyone have a link to that one CYOA of a traveller and that Oni with a screw loose?
>>12519366Hathor is the goddess of Goddess of the sky, love, beauty, joy, motherhood, foreign lands, mining, music and fertility. The profile we made for her is that she is worshiped by monsters and humans for her ability to allow monster girls to become extra fertile wherever she goes. Obviously her husband is granted an very large life span to live with her for the rest of their lives and to have many kids with. If you need some more ideas just give me a few minutes to think of them.>>12519372I will spread the HEALTH with my HEALTHy armies, the world will know our greatness and all shall be happy.
>>12519378Quetz-chan is still better.
>>12519339>You will never be a shota and ride around on your Girtablilu's mother back.
>>12519343Make sure you do the horsepussy right. If you need to know what its like just ask and I'm sure like 3 of us will give you detailed descriptions.
>>12519384I can give a detailed explanation on winking. Would that help?
>>12519374You have a dick in your mouth don't you?
>>12519359>Apophis Onee-san taking care of Medusa, Shirohebi, and human siblings>sounds like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-mYH6lR-r4>Only ever opens her eyes when she's super-pissed at something you did10/10 would be her otouto
>>12519389It would probably help him if he doesn't already know, you could probably do it better than me anyway.
>>12519384I'm one of those who actually helps give those kinds of detailed descriptions. >>12519389But oh yes, lets discuss the wonders of horse pussy.Winking is a wonderful thing. So is all the rest.
>>12519383That sounds fun. Thanks for putting that idea in my head.
>>12519384>>12519389There are horsefuckers in this thread>bloodpurgeinitiated
Ah shit. What did I miss now?
>>12519397Nice, at least I know you'll do it right. Only people who know should write about it obviously.>>12519399Centaurs need love too.
>>12519378I'm thinking this.>Adventurer and wife are on a pilgrimage to see the Hathor for her gift-giving>A single man also accompanies the couple as their doctor and long-time friend>Something happens where the Hathor is attacked and wounded/sick enough that she may die, and the single doctor helps bring her back to health over a period of several days while the three stay with herEh?
>>12519405I think they're actual horsefuckers.
>>12519399We're /centaur/ fuckers. I wouldn't fuck a normal horse because well... she'd be a horse. Not sentient. Not able to consent.I'm not a rapist, anon.But if there were such things as female centaurs... I'd fuck horse pussy. Alot.
>>12519399You're not initiating anything, Anon. We're just having some fun with a fantasy setting. Stop trying to spread hate.
>>12519327I just really want an anons stuff, is that so wrong?
>>12519402Lala-chan is missing
>>12519415Yes.
>>12519409I'd read it. Sounds good enough to me, good for it dude.
>>12519419Well then I am a very, very wrong person that needs to stop stealing and learn from their placeI won't ever stop stealing
>>12519402Well the HEALTHy religion is spreading and centaur fuckers are congregating currently. All part of the plan.
>>12519425Plan? What plan?
>>12519414Please, the only member of the centaur family able to get laid regularly is nightmare, and that's only because she appears as NORMAL WOMAN in dreams. No one wants horse pussy, even they know that.
>>12519411I'm not, I just gather information from the actual ones. Makes describing actually making love to a centaur girl actually realistic.I mean, seriously. For as realistic as it can be. If they had human pussies or front pussies it'd be one thing, but their lower half is equine. They'd have, right there, horse pussy.I am a Captain Harkness follower.I don't have sex with unintelligent animals. I only have sex with female sentient creatures able to consent and legally can do so.
>>12519429You'll know soon enough, but by then the health will have spread across the planet and nobody will be able to stop it, not like anybody would want to anyway.>>12519431According to this thread there are several people here who would.
>>12519436Like three people, how overwhelming.
>>12519420So which would seem more plausible?A bandit/monster attack, leaving her wounded?Or a potentially fatal illness that she has been dealing with for some time?
>>12519442A few who are vocal about it, several more that are quite, and hundreds if not thousands more in the world. Might not be as many as them as for other monster girls but there are certainly quite a few in the world.
>>12519442That's more than none anon.
I'd Cerea and I don't even have a thing for centaurs. I just like her.
Guys.What if.An elf christmas cakeand an orc shota
>>12519445She is a god, though she is more of a low level god, so probably a heavy bandit/monster attack. Illness she could probably just cure by herself.
>>12519449It's the tits, ain't it?
A werewolfu or wolfgirl's pussy can contract and milk a man to orgasm with him merely being inside her.This means that you can cuddle up tight with your wolfu and fall asleep with her while you both orgasm together, unmoving from your embrace.Or you can have seated sex with her, and not worry about breaking the flow of pleasurr when you go to give her a long, deep, drawn out kiss.Heck, she could even be sitting on your lap in public, and nobody would be any the wiser as you shot load after load into her womb through your undone fly, beneath her skirt or other similarly covering clothing.Werewolfus and wolfgirls are love.
>>12519431I don't want to offend you, Anon. I feel like we should get along with each other.But honestly, if horse pussy upsets you, you'd be shocked and amazed at how deep my shit taste goes.As long, as blood, hurting, and ironically enough, shit isn't involved, I'm probably down with it.
>>12519192Why would Iwant a hug from the worst girl?
>>12519452Actually, no. I just like her personality. I love the knightly type girls.
>>12519449Ears. Personality. Tits. Everything about her is exquisite. That healthy body. That knightly attitude. That wonderfully deredere subservience to her dear master and knight.Oh she would be a goddess of war on the battlefield and a goddess of love at home. A goddess of fecundity in the kitchen and a goddess of fertility in bed.She is, simply put, a perfect waifu.
>>12519448>kamenfaggot is a fan of horse pussyWhy am I not surprised?And stop wasting images.>>12519446We're not talking about the world, we're talking about these threads.>>>/mlp/
>>12519457Ah, that was my second guessGood taste, anon
>>12519450You keep the orc shota, and I take the elf CC.
>>12519459I'm just saying there's people out there who like centaurs and centaurs aren't one of those races that need to be purged like mushroom shit.
>>12519455>As long, as blood, hurting, and ironically enough, shit isn't involvedOn that we agree. I don't really care/am not offended about horse pussy, at this point I'm just following thread tradition.
>>12519458>You will never go to war as a knight with your loving centaur wife.>You will never form a line of steel with other knights.>You will never mow down the enemy with a great wall of crashing steel and lances.>You will never fight from saddleback, broadsword sweeping as her own blade dances in her hands. Able to defend one another effortlessly as she handles the front and you protect her flanks.>You will never charge the enemy lord and unseat him with a titanic crash.>You and your centaur bride will never ride him down and crush him.>You and she will never win the day and celebrate with a passionate kiss on the battlefield.
>>12519464>purgedNo, they need to be laughed at because they drew the short stick on the sexy requirements.
>>12519452Not the same Anon, but I will say, for me, Cerea is amazing.Yes her tits are wonders to behold, but her personality is also great.Seeing how embarrassed/flustered she gets simply from holding hands? Fucking adorable. She's got that whole pure/innocent/honorable vibe that hides a lewd side.
>>12519459Lay off, it was the smuggest grin I had.Also, Cerea is love.
How did this get a thousand posts in less than a day?
>>12519474Be better if he wasn't half a step from being cross eyed.
>>12519469But Anon, Centaur girls need love too. Plus if you hook up with a Centaur girl, at least you know you've got a ride home.
>>12519479Centaur and Wolf in the old west.Beautiful mustang centaur. Handsome young half-apache cowboy roaming the plains together.
>>12519479No thanks, I'll cruise by laughing at the horsefags stuck in the middle ages while getting a road head from a kikimora.
>>12519483Lonesome cowboy as the themesong.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYzZPsK78GgShowing a cowboy wandering alone... until his centaur is waiting for him at the end... and they walk off into the sunset together, hand in hand.
>>12519486Do you drive a Camaro? You sound like you drive a Camaro.
>>12519498This is some sort of redneck reference isn't it?BITCHING CAMARO! BITCHING CAMARO!
>>12519479I'd rather take her home and ride her if you know what I mean.
>>12519516anon, so lewd.
Designated songs for monstergirls, specific and as a whole. This for all, and perhaps succubus.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ1nLow0txY&list=RDIqEq9sLnsFc
>>12519450Why not an orc CC and an elf shota. That way an elf is still being raped by an orc and all is right with the world.
>>12519535Why not just a P'Orc CC?
>>12519521The song speaks for itselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NwPJo4ysXI
>>12519535I'm okay with this
>>12519535Would an Orc CC be embarrassed about her tusks? Thinking they made her look ugly?And would complimenting said tusks lead to her gaining affection for you?
>>12519450>>12519535This makes me think of that son-swapping manga
>>12519537Such a relaxed tune, I like it.
>>12519553Son-Swap?I'd watch it.
>>12519553>Fostering a spirit of cooperation and friendship, as well as non-rape, the locale elven village and the nearest Orc camp decide to intermingle.>The matriaches of both camps sit down to drinks, discussing their lives and experiences.>Of their horny grown men and their lusty daughters. >Of the rape attacks by Orcs and the elves who /loved/ it.>They briefly discuss one best way to join the village in a closer friendship without the need for war... just sex.>Both looking at one another and then asking almost together, '...Do you have a son?'>Both realize they love sweet, innocent little boys.>Both grin wickedly, and decide that they will send eachother their youngest sons to... be nurtured... but the other.
>>12519521This what I think a succubutts song would be http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EO14-l5HMEw
>>12519454Foxes can do the same thing. Why do you think they're so smug?
>>12519581Me, I just want to watch a Succubus poledance to Alice Cooper's Poison.
>>12519577I like where this is going
>>12519586>"You want a fox on your cocks don't you?"
You like Snake Cloaca don't you Anon?
>>12519581Nahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpx_VXRG_qc
>>12519577>>12519593>Haughty, spoiled little elf boy turned into the Orc Matriarch's submissive little semen slave.>Rambunctious little Orc boy turned into the Elf Matriarch's loving, needy little son who loves his mommy so much.
>>12519602But they're so cute
>>12519602I don't need it.I DON'T NEED IT.
>>12519602I like all pussy.
>>12519616I like your taste.
>>12519594They know no sane man could resist.
>>12519616>>12519623But cloaca is not pussy anons!
>>12519602But she poops from there
>>12519614>OBOJ>OBOJ everywhere
>>12519630It's pussy and anal at the same time. What's not to love?
>>12519616Matango included?
>>12519630It is now.>>12519639Ok not all kinds.
>>12519638See this post? This is someone who looks at the bright side of life.You keep on being you, you wonderful person.
>>12519644Daw. You're making me blush, anon.
>>12519638Would you eat that out?
Does /jp/ have any harpy-related stories that they want to share (pastebin link would be nice)
>>12519642LIAR.
>>12519649As long as it's clean then sure. It's not like I haven't eaten an ass before.
>>12519634Miia confirmed for Jojo fan.Though let's be honest, what monstergirl wouldn't like a manga rife with fabulous muscular men.
>>12519634Wuh?
>>12519653I meant all good kinds.
>>12519581Another that makes me think of succusluts.Jump to the first minute.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpfSJcVdJ7g
>>12516884Do you perhaps mean...a wapey were-wabbit?
Would anyone be interested in seeing more of http://pastebin.com/cswL83xV
>>12519655All the Polnareff fans are Akaname
>>12519664Sure, I'll read more, anon
>>12519664Interesting. More.
>>12519661
>>12519673>>12519674Cool, I'll try to find some time soon to try more with it.
>>12519676Y-you wouldn't fuck a mushroom either. W-would you?
>>12519650There's the Aviators by Thunderbrother. Don't have a link handy, but check the pastebin list or the blog entries.
>>12519664>>12519677You kept it short and sweet, so you have my interest as well.Reading it actually made me think of SCP. Has anyone ever done a story with "monstergirlized" SCPs?
>>12519679And become a mushroom man? HELL NO!
>>12519692Well I'm not good with dialogue and whatnot, so I'm trying it it > format first.And I'm not sure what SCP is, sorry, I don't really read any of the pastebins here.
>On the MGE Matango wiki page>there is an ad for "quality mushroom spores"Damn, those Matangos are getting desperate
>>12519656
>>12517644These should be posted with the cat girl versions of the Yuyushiki girls.
>>12519679It is a fate worse than death.
>>12517689You know what?I'm still pleased with how those little heart shaped cut outs turned out, the effort was worth it.
>>12519703Secure. Contain. Protect.A sample.http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076
my god 3 chapters of monster milfs
Your daughter has severe androphobia, brought on by a very unsavory encounter with some "paladins" when she was a child. Any man coming near her in enough to send her into a crying, hyperventilating fit, except you of course. Instincts are starting to manifest and she I getting antsy, so what will you do anons?
>>12519745Ain't it wonderful?
>>12518111>Young Nathan Explosion plays with his dog.png
>>12519728Anons in these threads want to be slaves, toys and locked up but they're afraid of becoming a mushroom.
>>12519747It's time d-d-discus treatment options for her phobia before it has longtime effects on her development
So Colbert just turned into Charon for the second time in a few weeks, this time with coffee puns.
>>12519745What if once Cerea's mom goes home Mero, Rachnee, and Lala's mothers come to visit?
>>12519758You motherfucker.
>>12519768>LalaWho?
>>12516776>>12516775>>12516772>>12516770>>12516767My god...
>>12518946Thats a her problem, not a you problem.
>>12519774The Dullahan.
>>12519766The Charon virus takes a new victim
>>12519703http://www.scp-wiki.net/Fictional organization that deals in trying to keep paranormal objects/beings/etc. contained so they don't hurt anyone. That's what the "C" stands for, "contained."Fan-made/written, and some of the SCPs would make for good "monstergirlization," at least I think so.
>>12519779Oh right, The Dullahan. Yes yes, it's all coming back to me nowThe Dullahan.Yes. Her. The Dullahan. Totally didn't forget her
>>12519784>moe statue girl who mounts you if you turn your eyes away from her for even a split second
>>12519049>>12519059Not taming the terrifying Sekhmet with yo' dick.
>>12519768>ArarararararachneeChrist
>>12519788Don't worry about it anonworst girls are very forgettable
>>12519789>statue girl>mounting youAnon I dont think a human beeing would make it out alive from that
>>12519793It's a shame too. She has a pretty cool design and outfit
>>12519784I can't be assed to remeber the numbers but there are some legit actual monster girls in there too.Off the top of my head I remember a kumiho and a girl that seems to be a succubus but doesn't know it.
>>12519236S-Sempai remembered me~~~ doshioo~
So what is your least favorite monster?Mine would have to be the alcoholic husband beating Oni
>>12519762I like monstergirls, but I Have no plans on becoming the property of one. I just want to be in a relationship with non-shitty monstergirl where we are equals.
>>12519801Manticore.
>>12519801Are you an angry ex-wife?
>>12519777Judge, are you just going to stand there. Please do something!
>>12519801Used to be Salamander, though times have long since changed.I suppose if I had to pick one, it would be Ushi-Oni, but mostly because I never was one for the aggressive ones.
>>12519801>>12519806Whoops, fucked up. Brain automatically read that as "most" favorite.
>>12519801Any succubus variant.
>>12519812>Disliking salamander most.What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>12519820He has different taste than you anon, that's all.Hell it could be worse, he could like Succubi
>>12519820It took a while for her to grow on me. Usually get humbled by the hot-blodded types.Like I said, times have changed. I can see her appeal.
>>12519801Any that torture, husk or kill you.
>>12519801I wouldn't really say I have a least favorite monster girl as much I have monster girls whose fans I think are more annoying than others
>>12519817>Hating Amazon>Hating Kunoichi>And Devil>And Kejourou>And Alice>And VampireWell, you know. Fuck you too.
>>12519801Succubitches
>>12519832The only good one out of that whole list was none of them
>>12519801Jewnuki. Why would anyone want a waifu that owns them through finances? At least a matango or a absolutely shit slutcubus would make you happy in your prison, but a Tanuki just owns you, and you hate every minute of it.
>>12519801Akaname.Literally shit taste-tier.
>>12519837You fucking serious?
Know any songs about monster girls?anthem for mermaidfags:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrJSMCMFp4c
>>12519839Well actually a Tanuki might make for a good finance minister, although I could see where it can go wrong if she's corrupt enough.
>>12519801All variants of horsepussy.
>>12519841You bet your alp ass I`m serious
>>12519817>>12519833>not loving all succubus variantsYou people make me sick.
>>12519817>Hating Dark Priest and DamphirGo suck a cactus.
>>12519850Hey, I didn't say all Succuslut variants, just the oneI'm fine with the Vampire's and the like. Unlike some
>>12519847>projectingYou don't have to be an Alp to appreciate non-vanilla succubi.Pleb.
>>12519856I meant what I said. Not loving ALL succubi, including the classical demonic ones, is absolutely awful and deserving of ridicule.
>>12519850>>12519852>>12519832>Succubi Internet Defence ForceHave fun losing your souls to heartless bitches
>>12519860> losing your soulsSilly, only Vanilla succubi do that.
>>12519852You first.
>>12519801All non moth insect girls
>>12519859Whatever you say
>>12519860who needs souls anyway
>>12519860My succubus waifu would take very good care of my soul.
>>12519863No thanks, I'd rather sit in a empty cabin with a stolen shotgun and plenty of ammo then touch a succubus variant
>>12519859How so?
>>12519842None, though it's hard to take wolfgirls seriously because of Werewolves of London>ywn see a wolfgirl drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's>her hair will never be perfect.
>>12519871This guy gets it. And it's not like you're using it for much anyway, right?
>>12519859>including the classical demonic onesNo, that's going too far.
>>12519871We both know she'd eat it and run after the next guy she thought was hot>>12519877Don't encourage him succuslut lover
>>12519839Tanuki hate has been a long-standing thing in these threads. Calling her a Jew, painting the picture that she'd sell your soul for a quarter, etc.But for some reason your post just suddenly made me feel like I want some Anon to roleplay/writefag as a Tanuki trying to argue back against all these, as she would claim, "stereotypes." And yes I realize how much of a faggot this request makes me.
>All monster girls are traditionally portrayed as man raping semen devouring monsters>it's okay to have different and new interpretation of monster girls EXCEPT FOR SUCCUBI THEYRE STILL RAPE MACHINE SEMEN DEMONS ALWAYS AND FOREVERLet it go man, succubutts can be what ever you want
Not keeping your soul in a pocket dimension that only you may enter. It's like you WANT to get soul sucked.
>>12519884No you piece of shit.
>>12519884Yeah, this. /mgg/ just wants someone to vent their ntr/slut paranoias on and succubi happen to be easy targets.
>>12519884Honestly you can fuck whatever you want.All I know is if succubi become real I'm hiding out in a super out of the way cabin with as much guns and ammo I can steal
>>12519884>>12519888It's LITERALLY what they are, are you stupid?
>>12519884But isn't a Succubi's whole thing being that they... Well, are rape machine semen demons?I mean, if they didn't act like that, then what's monsterous about them?
>>12519890>Stealing guns and ammoI don't think you understand why people have guns and ammo. Also why haven't you already stocked up?
>>12519890stop being so tsun anon.
>>12519890>with as much guns and ammo I can stealAnon do you really think it's wise to steal from people who have stockpiles of ammunition to defend against people who'd do such a thing?
>>12519897Okay first off I'm not talking about raiding gun stores or shit, I'm talking about searching through a cops ripped off clothes and that kind of stuffSecond off I live in a very safe part of Canada, added bonus of living ten minutes from a Police station so I don't really need a gun
>>12519903I guess "scavenge" would have been a better term now that I think about it
>>12519891yeah and Manticore and minotaurs LITERALLY eat people dident stop them from being turned into sex monsters. I dont get why people have such a double stranded when it comes to succubus
>>12519894I could say many things but I'm too lazy to type so I'll just say this:Wikipedia says "A succubus is a female demon or supernatural entity in folklore (traced back to medieval legend) that appears in dreams and takes the form of a woman in order to seduce men"Most representations ignore the whole dream part and just make her a sex demon. What stops you from ignoring the sex part and making her just a dream demon?
>>12519891sure they live off semen, doesn't mean you can't have a wonderful fulfilling relation with them, or that they're ntring sluts which you guys like to cry about.I mean unless you consider mindbreak a bad thing. That's just something you have to live with.
So... I see a lot of Anya hype in here. Someone care to explain where this came from? Or something I should know before attempting to draw her?
>>12519915She has a surprise ifyouknowwhatimean
>>12519918Inverted nipples? Is it inverted nipples? Please say it's inverted nipples.
>>12519915Da
>>12519915siberian. jinko. wants to be making of babies.das bout it
>>12519919Inverted nipples a good.Siberian Jinko in space with inverted nipples a best
>>12519926Everything should just have inverted nipples
>>12519923Siberian Space Jinko, okay. What about her haircut?
>>12519932High Ponytail?Please?
>>12519932Ponytail
>>12519908Those were plain monsters, the job of a succubus is to have sex and eat souls, That's why, and if you still don't get it then to hell with you.>>12519910Enjoy your ntr
>>12519932Don't forget the broken english.
>>12519932Was never sure about this.Not sure what the common haircut fur Russian women is.I guess a ponytail will do.
Succubus loversHorsefuckersFutaAnti rapeShit thread
>>12519945>Stop liking what i dont likefuck off shit like this is one of the reasons we got kicked off /a/
>>12519945Pretty good by our standards
>>12519945We got >>12516204 though.
>>12519945It's ain't that badI mean, at least we're not at 3000 like last time
>>12519945Maledom is also nice.
>>12519956Yet.
>>12519949How about you fuck off?
>>12517745dog tags dont work like thatneither does strangulation
>Anya getting drawnToday is of good day.
>>12519945There's nothing wrong with liking centaurs.Liking non-Kejourou/Kunoichi succubi is a contested matter though.
>>12519964At least we can all agree that Matango is crap, right?
>>12519968Indeed.
>>12519915Siberian Jinko lieutenant in space, her husband is the captain, she fucks him wherever and whenever and nobody dares to stop her, much broken english, want much babies with husband, apparently afraid of going on a space walk. That's about it.
>>12519968i think thats the only thing we can all agree on without a doubt
What about this?
>>12519976>That moleA billion/ten
Goodnight, see you in hell. Nothing good can ever last.
>>12519968Agreed, but would you play The Last of Us if it were all Matango girls coming after you instead?I would.
>>12519976Did Jinkos always have whiskers? I can't remember.
>>12519980It'd be pretty damn interesting, I'll admit.
>>12519983I don't think so, but Anya rocks them good so let it happen
>>12519976Where are the big poofy cat ears?>>12519980>Playing Last of Us>Ever
>>12519976I like it, a lot.>>12519983Sort of, more of streaks on their face that look like whiskers.
>>12519983They dont. Im trying stuff to see what /mgg/ likes more. Ears attempt. Not sure if they should stay there or on her head, like normal Jinkos. Lets try.
>>12519992Try both.
>>12519992Looks good, but they blend in with the whiskers like a tree snake in a, well, tree.though, it looks good since her hair's in a ponytail. it'd probably look odd if they were on top like normal
>>12519992This looks moe. I like it.
>>12519992Eh, Ears on the top of the head are more kawaii and less furry-esque
>>12520001I take it back, that's moe as hell
>>12519992>>12520001I do think on top of the head looks better.
>>12520001Best.
Would you lovingly hold Medusa's scaly snake hands?
>>12520009Of course I are best, husband. I Anya.
>>12520022>dat medusaI would, though I expect her to drop the facade and show her true face mid-coitus.
>>12520022I would be her sweet little angel and make her happy forever.
>>12520022ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GIVER HER THE DICK PITTHE DICK
>>12520027Pit really didn't think it through. At least we will always have this doujin.http://exhentai.org/g/549933/abf3c96835/That loving, happy end with Medusa and Pit..All that Tsundere.
>>12520024Oh god that smirk.
>>12520022I'd rather my perverted Christmas Cake Goddess of Light who's playable in SmashDon't worry though, she has Medusa's dress as one of her Alts :^)
>>12520036She is such a slut.
>>12520025>Hora hora, you really want an old snake like me~?
>>12520037She's not a slut, she's just lewd and enjoys teasing the young and innocent
>>12520036Joke's on you, I've been set on maining Palutena ever since the day she was confirmed.
>>12520038I'd still fuck her.
>>12520042Well then, you certainly have great tastesPalutena is best nerd
>>12520024>>12520024>Hair that is blocked by ears is still pulled backMien autism
>>12520048fantasy character, in this case
>>12519827Good anon, good.Let the salamander moe into your heart
>>12519852>>12519832Are Vampires and dhampir succubus derivatives in the first place?
>>12519868>666 post>"Souls are overrated." Satan poster, pls.
>>12520065Yes. They are.
>>12519976The mole is a good touch.Needs big fluffy ears though.
Objectively, every monster that lives off Human Spirit Energy should be erased from existence.Violently
>>12520024On a scale on one to ten.Yes.
>>12520024>"They are not thinking it be like this, but it is~"
>>12520068Is there a citation for that? Honestly curious.I can ki-inda see why they're lumped with them due to their absorb power, but, lumping them with succubi seems a bit crass for the poor vampires.Muh king of the apparitions...
>>12520077I think you should literally end your life.
>>12520081
>>12520084Huh. Fair enough, it's been ages since I've read that profile.At least KC spins it in an ok way. Vampire/Dhampir best dressed monstergirls or what?
>>12520085I like Kejourou more.
>>12520092KC went out of his way to make the Zipangu girls have pretty gorgeous kimono, you're right.
>>12520079>They am not thinking it be like this, but is, tovarischOr husband, that works as well
Anyone know what happened to Everyday Monstergirls? Translations just stopped at chapter 26 and it's been two months. Haven't really followed these threads since they moved out of /a/.
>>12520120It's dead and delisted anon.
>>12520120
>>12520116It can't be tovarisch, there are no commies in space. Except the ones with Chairman Chen Yi-Yang.
>>12520139
>>12520139And then Darling got groped.
>>12520144>there are no commies in space.The commies made it to space first. Freedom only won by moving the goalposts.
>>12520139That is a lot of snake, and a lot of woman.
>>12520120Chapter 27 raws are out, new translation in tf knows when
>>12520151I know, The Earth was blue, but there was no God. My point is that there are no commies in space now, except the Chinese. Anya is a taiga grown girl with no loyalties to Char Putin though.
>>12520153I want a lot of her snake
I don't care if TF redoes the typesetting, etc...I just want TF to keep the HONK HONK
>>12520024Okay let's see the body next! Potential uniforms seen here>>12516112and here>>12516812
>>12520171Wait, is she... is she more toned than Miia? Has the queen of midriffs been usurped?
>>12520180Miia was a 100 years too early to challenge Mamma Miia.
>>12520156Got an archive link to the raw thread maybe?
I'm curious, have any of the original characters from these threads ended up on akinator yet? I haven't found any myself but I'm pretty bad at it.
>>12520171>That dancer's outfit>That silk whatever she's carrying behind her armsMore lamias need to dress like this.You know. To appease my desire.
>>12520213>I'm pretty bad at it.You aren't bad at Akinator, Akinator is bad at you. It's okay.
>>12520213Probably not, but that can be fixed. Not by me, someone who has the will to go through it.
>>12520213I'm actually trying to get Yetchi on Akinator.I keep adding data and Akinator just stares at me...
>>12520213Moth-chan doesn't appear as of yet. I'm adding her.
I'd love to see moth-chan and charon on there.
>>12520228I'm going for Charon next, then.
>>12520120It's licensed so it's dead now.
If one of you faggots puts futa-cat on there I swear I will hunt you down.
>>12520222Those troublesome mermaids Yetchi hangs out with are a bad influence.
>>12520239Ebola-chan is on there...
>>12520239Reverse psychology is pretty weak when it's THAT obvious, you know.
>>12520239I don't even like futacat but it's fucking happening now.
>>12520243You're just saying that because Mermaids are generally booze swilling, drug taking, men using harlots. Right?ok, I see what you mean now.
>>12520249>>12520260Point and counterpoint.
>>12520213Anya is being of becoming Internet Sensation! Real harasho!
>>12520262And genocidal. You forgot the genocide.>>12520264I forgot to lower my standards. The mistake is mine.
>>12520272>genocideWhoops! Slipped my mind...
Hey, would anyone happen to have the full-body colored pic of Tomasu's yeti? I'd like it if you wouldn't mind posting it.Google searching hasn't worked after trying several variations of the words "monstergirl," "yeti," "tomasu/thomas," etc.
So what's a good description for Charon? Boatman of the River Styx is for the original mythological figure.
>>12520288Punnisher of the dead?
>>12520288I wrote Ferrywoman of the dead, comedian.
>>12520291Bad anon, BAD!
>>12520292comedienne?
>>12520286>Yeti huntThere's gotta be one around here, somewhere...
>>12520291This
>>12520297She's so adorable.
>>12520296In retrospect, it should have been.
>>12520299
>>12520300You could've said she was a specialist in Gallows Humour.
>>12520301No, she's as pure as the driven snow damnit.
>>12520303Did you know men pull a boner when they're hanged?
Okay, real talk.The red moon is coming again this month. Does anybody want to do the honors of writing some flight smut for the occasion?
>>12520307Would you bully a yeti?
>>12520310Can it be about Queen Grapesnake? If so, I'm willing.
>>12520310>flight smutI'm not sure what this entails. Harpy smut? Guys running from things? Mile High club? All of the above?
>>12520308Shit, read Burroughs' Junkie, he goes on a massive diatribe about it.
>>12520318...now you pulled a boner. Hee-haw!>>12520317Mile High Club with Lamias and Samuel L. Jackson, duh.
>>12520314Y-yes, but I wouldn't be proud of myself.Teasing, annoying, and being a smart ass to female friends is way too much fun, especially when they like you enough to play along and not take it personally. That goes double if they're such good sports that they'll smack you one in revenge.
>>12520315The last writefag to do it already did.
>>12520324>Mile High Club with Lamias and Samuel L. Jackson, duh.I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN' DICK! But wait, there were women on that plane. And babies. The shota biting still totally makes sense, but not the woman and babbies.
>>12520329Then I am obsolete? Okay...
>>12520329Well when's the red moon? I need warning.
>>12520338Gunstar bb no I love you
>>12520341Anon, there will be no warning.
>>12520337Adapt it, replace them with DILFs and shotas. And then, BAM! Lamia mating ritual.>>12520342>GunstarNo I'm just a nobody who wrote silly things about Apophis who got to be a queen for a day.
>>12520338You can still write yours if you want.I'd still read it.But we do need another person to write about another MG in that case.
>>12520346>Adapt it,You know what? Let's just fill the entire plane with Boy Scouts and sports teams. Everything will be fine. Stop wondering why the plane only has males on it, this is Snakes on a Plane, it doesn't need to make sense.
>>12520352>Boy Scout troop and the Pre-teen football team are on the same plane>Ara ara~Boys boarded the flight, but men emerged.
>>12520355You know how the saying goes: 324 boys and 324 snakes go onto the plane, 324 couples with one unbroken ribcage between them come out. Or something like that.
>>12520355Reminds me of the joke greentexts were we had boyscouts training to the level of Spetsnaz and then getting raided by the monster-girl scout camp 'cross the lake.
>>12520341It's on Oct 8. Be there or be raped
>>12520364>Monster Girl Scout Lolis vs Human Boy Scout ShotasBestness. Was it saved? If not, someone make more.
>>12520367Don't you mean be there AND be raped? That gives me 13 days and I've got other things I should be writing. I kinda want to, but probably shouldn't.>>12520364What ever happened to those? Someone started a story, then I heard no more.
>>12520373They were all raped until that one boy who escaped went and collected the scout's armoury of Airsoft rifles.Then that one scout played Rambo with the monstergirls.
>>12520377>trained to the level of Spetsnaz>rapedNot even the horniest little monster girls could rape a shota that's whipping nerf hatchets at them while upside down in midair.
>>12520402Well, their squad morale got broke pretty quickly by waking up to a pelvis crushing.
>>12520402Putin please, go sambo somewhere else.
>>12520222I'm pretty sute she is on Akinator. I managed to get Ebola-chan who only was played 10 times
>>12520407Niet
>>12520418Maybe you could go watch the Soviet and the Kurosawa versions of Dersu Uzala and tell us which is better? How about it Vlad?
>>12517703Is that a Chaos Undivided star on his door? At the very ending?
>>12520418Putin pls, go make centaur-foals with Yanukovych.
Please tell me there's artificial gravity on Anya's space station, like the one in Planetes. I'd hate for her to lose her muscle mass due to the ravages of living in zero g for extended periods.
>>12520436Yes, there is artificial gravity. And I turned it down earlier in the thread to princess carry her into our shared bunk.
>>12520436>PlanetesOkay, how's this?>Anya and Kapitan are discharged dishonorably because the mean inspector decides their behavior is unacceptable>They get a job collecting space debris>Anya's fear of space becomes the new antagonist>That, and the ScrewWould it be better to go back to the surface?
>>12520437>Shared bunk > Anya has her own bunk, filled with pictures of Capitan>she insists on sleeping in his bunk with him, using Capitan as a daki
>>12520448>Kapitan and Anya get their own ship to command>Anya demands the chair on the bridge be GENUINE LEATHERWhat kind of hi-jinks would their crew get into? What kind of crew do they have?
Which monster girl would you keep on plowing until you got pregnant?
>>12520456>until you got pregnantNONE OF THEM.
>>12520456>you got pregnant
>>12520310>>12520317>flight smutMeant to write filthy smut.Damn autocorrect.
>>12520455>LeatherIt'll just stain everywhere. The money would be better spent cum-proofing all the sensitive equipment
>>12520475Aren't you listening to me? LEATHER.
>>12520456>until you got pregnant.It's funny because you know why.If I were able to plow a monstergirl endlessly, though?Ugh, can I have Frosted Rapes? I feel like I really want Frosted Rapes. Although she'd likely be doing the plowing.
>>12520481>green eyesThose are my favorite.
>>12520476I cansee Anya and Capitanon arguing about this, with Anya simply repeating >LEATHERUntil Capitanon gives up
>>12520488>Anya starts pouting>they land on a frontier world with big, dangerous monsters>Anya goes hunting to get her goddamned leatherThe away team will always have a semi-shota ensign who gets raped.
>>12520489"Ma'am, why do we wear red shirts? Wouldn't like... camo make more sense?""Ensign, do not vorry. Uh. Ved suits you!"
>>12520496>But can I at least wear pants?>Nyet>Underwear?>Silk-laced panties only>I think I'll go commando...>Kommando is harashoSexual harassment in space.
>>12520315Well, if nobody else is going to do it,you're more than welcome to give it a go.That is, if you think you can best mine.>implying yours won't be the better of the two
>>12520503>best mineWhat's yours? I don't want any pressure on me, yo.
>>12520506I kid. Seriously though.Do it. For me.
>>12520509Sure. Not now though. Rance is having sex with a girl from space.
>>12520481You know, everyone usually posts the pics that are close-up of her face or where she's raping the main guy.How about this pic to change it up a bit? I mean, look at that body. She's goddess-stature.
>>12520527I know, you look at those hips and that seductive pose.
>>12520530Indeed, one of the best drawn things ever.
>>12520542Stretching, also an ass shot.
>>12520547>Dear GHQ, the ass was fat.
>>12520549How about some Monkey Trouble?
>>12520557Did someone say Monkey?
>>12520547>4 titsdisgusting
>>12520577No, imagine your litter of four tiger daughterus suckling.
>>12520580still gross
>>12520586Why is it gross?
>>125205884 tits on a girl just looks unappealing
>>12520577What the hell would gross you out so much about having four fleshy orbs pressed into your face when she hugs you close to her compared to two?
>>12520236Why is it dead because of the license?
>>12520597Also observe her cuteness when her paws get played with.
>>12520592>>12520586>>12520577For having a fetish that is inherently non-vanilla, you guys sure do like keeping it as vanilla as possible.
>>12520602she's great besides the 4 tits, 2 tits is the only amount of tits anything i want to fuck should have
>>125206074 TITS GOOD, 2 TITS BAD!
>>12520607Well her tits aren't going to decrease in quantity so stop whining.
>>12520606>you guysThat's probably just one faggot, come on man, don't make generalizations.
>>12519102I dreamt about a a succubus (i think it was alma from MGQ) as my teacherShe got mad because no-one was listening and it turned into tf2 with humans vs monster girlsi had a jar that fired rockets and I'm guessing semen because i started throwing it over one and she enjoyed it.My dreams are always fucking weird, i love it.
>>12520611then ill stick with the proper 2 titted girls
>>12520613as the one guy i can admit this, but having more then 2 tits is still a shit tier fetish
>>12520606Four tits ruin the hourglass profile of a womanYou can't paizuri more than twoYou can't fondle more than two with your handsSo they look bad and serve no function unless you're into gangbangs and NTR. Most people are not. Why is it the people that complain about the thread being too vanilla always blow in from the furaffinity end of town?
>>12520613It is one guy, I know. But I can still say the same for a fair amount of people that visit these threads. Gotta learn to expand your horizons.
>>12520625>fetishI don't think you understand what that word means. Just because her two sets of tits don't bother doesn't mean I have a fetish for it.
>>12520629Not everyone has your gross fetish, its borderline furry shit
>>12520613Uhhhhhgh. I agree with you because I know you shouldn't make generalizations on the Internet. But I want to say he's not the only faggot. I can't prove that, though, obviously. All I can offer is the opinion that some people do take this non-vanilla fetish and try to insert vanilla into it.
>>12520636>If one thing is nonstandard, everything nonstandard should be welcome!Don't start that again. That's the argument for the f-word of these threads.
>>12520618>i had a jar that fired rockets and I'm guessing semen because i started throwing it over one and she enjoyed it.I don't see how you came (not intended) to that conclusion.
>>12520619>Choosing to be with a Succubus.Anon, please, don't throw your life away like that.Succubi are not caring individuals.
>>12520640I don't think he was going that far with it. Personally, I just think a lot of people here try a little too hard to keep things as vanilla as possible. Like, you're already a bit of a deviant for liking stuff like this in the first place. Maybe it's because they think if the monster girls get any more monstery outside of just "girl with animal bits but still with regular female organs" they'll want more and more until they hit actual furry territory which is a big no no to them. That's just my opinion on it though. I don't really care what people do with their fetishes.
>>12520636That argument could be used to apply other shit tier fetishes to monster girls, like vore guro, or just having full blown furrys being considered monster girls
>>12520662No bully!
>>12520662neither am i, we would just be friends with benefits if only
>>12520664Yeah, I'd say you properly summed up the point I was trying to make. Thanks.
>>12520664It has nothing to do with what you like, and everything to do with what belongs here. Those Yuunagi trap elf doujins are some of the hottest things in my monster folder, but discussion of it and bringing it here is completely inappropriate. /d/ and similar places exist for that.
>>12520679>trap elf doujinsThat's disgusting. Do go on.
>>12520681No, because it doesn't belong here. That's the point. You have the artist name, just look him up on ex if you want.
>>12520683>doesn't belong hereElves are monsters and traps are girls. Just saying.
>>12520683I'm >>12520636Mind providing a link so I could enjoy it on my own time too?
>>12520679Nevermind. For some reason Yuunagi didn't register to me as the author's name. Found the stuff on Ex, thanks.
So Charon, Punnisher of the Dead is on akinator now. Actually managed to get her only 26 questions in.
>>12520714I get Charon, Ferrywoman of the Dead, comedian. Are there two versions of her now?
Looks like it.
>>12520714Lol, are all of the EMG girls on there too?
>>12520719I got Miia with 12 questions.
>>12520719The girls from EMG have been there for a long time.
>>12520719>>12520723Rachne needed 22.
>>12520662>"I hope I didn't rape that Paladin too hard... I think I got too carried away.">"I should bring him some flowers. Or maybe an enchanted sword."
>>12520733>Succubus raids a castle to loot the armory for a legendary sword to give as an apology to the nice paladinOkay, go on.
>>12520481I loved her ass and muscles before, but now I'm sold on the 4 boob thingg>Frosted Rapes towers over timid Timothy at the breakfast table>Frosted Rapes is perfect breakfast cereal for your handsome, strapping young son>It will give him the energy to take on whatever the day throws at him>she arches her eyebrow and chuffs>Timothy is terrified now, sweating and shaking>it will also increase "production">Eat some Timothy>Timothy shakes his head no>she narrows her eyes. "EAT.">Timothy takes a bite, immediately turning red and sweating, casting a horrified look at his crotch beneath the table>Tanya smirks and says the catch phrase >THEEEY'RE RAAAPE!>her tail moves down the front of his shirt, and before the cut, you hear chuffing and a zipper unzip>Tanya the Tiger
>>12520733>>12520736I'm compelled to write about this now. Stay tuned.
>>12520733No, die, filthy scumSuccubi are only good for purging
>>12520761Sounds fun. Looking forward to it.
Naomi was Succubus who couldn't stay put in one place. For years she wandered around the land, going on adventures; sometimes she was a mysterious stranger who walked into town and ran out a week later with a smile on her face and a mob of angry women with torches and pitchforks chasing her, sometimes she joined a group and became their lovable mascot and rogue, being naturally skilled in sneaking into boy's bedrooms.One day she was skipping along on a road less travelled by, and met a paladin.Paladins don't take kindly to Succubi, and naturally he tried to attack Naomi, but she was a good sport about it, and seeing that the poor holy knight was lost and alone, without even a shota squire to keep him warm at night, she decided not to be too harsh on him.Naomi dodged his blows for a while and wore him out, after which she pinned him down and dealt some blows of her own. She thought it kinky to let him keep his helmet on and his visor down, but she could tell he was not and old man yet, and decided a mere taste was not enough. She rode him for a bit, then thought that since she had already started, she might as well enjoy him thoroughly. After that she thought she ought to finish him properly, and so she did. The paladin did not even wish her good night when she got off of him.That was when Naomi realized she had gone too far. The poor guy had been chaste for ages, and she had ravaged him like a common manwhore! How mean of her!What should Naomi do?
Somebody asked for this yesterday.If only Polt-san where here...
>>12520812Kill herself for being a Succubusbut if that's not gonna fly then find something he might like so she can say sorry
>>12520816Oh hey, that was me, neat. Thanks. Liberty stands for femdom~
>>12520823I get the feeling you were thinking about MGE instead of EMG girls, but Darling really fits there so I went with that
>>12520825>I get the feelingThis works better.>>12520821Why so mean?
>>12520821Then Naomi relaized she was a Succubus, took the paladin's sword and gutted herself with it. The End.
>>12520828Anything else you'd like? I kind of want something with variable colour, like the Drive poster, that's fun to do
>>12520838It's no really a movie poster, but... Sermon on the Mount, please.
>>12520812Tender rape next time.
>>12520842There is no next time, Naomi committed sudoku.
>>12520841Did you have any character requests?
>>12520848You've shown yourself capable of making good decisions on your own.
>>12520850Wow I never thought I'd be told that
>>12520852Well>>12520816 is better than what I imagined it could be, so your actions speaks for themselves. Have an Ouroboros.
>>12520821>>12520833>>12520843Isn't the point of this story to make a succubus that people like and who doesn't want to murder?I say stick with the original plan and have her want to do something special for him in order to gain his affection. The guy was chaste, after all, her skills as a Succubi would likely be enough to drive him nuts. Have her make it up to him.
>>12520857>You will never hug your daughteru after they do something cute
>>12519992>>12520001>>12520024Her father must be so fucking proud.
>>12520859I can't, she's dead, the story's over. I think it sucks but I asked you people what should happen it would be a dick move to just go"Nah, I don't wanna"
>>12520859Well she was a shitty succuslut from the beginning. She's one of the ones that deserves to be purged.
>>12520816Lala fit in there perfectly.
>>12520868I guess people like you need something they can fap to.
>>12520873You couldn't be more wrong. She's just a shit.
>>12520869I think she's the only one who has ever crossed their arms
>>12520878
>>12520864I don't feel like I've ever seen a writefag just give up that simply on something they claimed they were "compelled" to start writing.You're not doing a good job of making me trust you.
>>12520880Hahah derp, and I even used that image
>>12520876You're so edgy I bet you jizz razor blades. Is that why you don't want people to have a good time? Because you can't fap?>>12520882>give upI didn't give up, I finished the story. I mean I could keep going and just ignore Edgy McEdgenstein, but wouldn't that be mean to him?
>>12520859There was the one story about a Succubus who was so loyal to her childhood crush that she didn't rape absolutely anyone in her life, hoping she would see him again one day, and losing her magical powers as consequence.
>>12520885Are you really so mad that we didn't like your little story? Have you been here for less than a day? Dude seriously look at how we treat every writefag, there's always people that don't like them, are you really that much of a bitch that you need to insult the people who don't like your story because 'they don't like it so they must be wrong'?
>>12520891I'm insulting him for stuff like>>12520876>>12520868because that's just shitty. That doesn't have anything to do with my story, that's just being an edgy fuck for no reason.
>>12520885I'm not one to demand if you should continue. If you say you're done then I can't help that. I guess maybe I'm just a bit bitter because it felt really short, but I enjoyed what I read.I don't know if you have a writefag name, but if you wrote more stuff in the future, I'd read it. Because I've enjoyed what I've seen of your work so far.
>>12520896It has to do with the main character of your story, it has to do with what you asked at the end for how you should take the story, that seems like it has a lot to do with your story. Also seriously dude this is 4chan do you really get mad at every person on here you persevere to be edgy, and do you not understand our stance on succubi?
>>12520902I wanted to keep going too. But the guy who wanted to fap to her dying is going to get mad at me.
>>12520907I don't even really know what to say to this, you just sound like an angry 12 year old.
>>12520920Are you bitter because others don't share your guro fetish?
>>12520921Honestly this is actually getting kinda funny to me, I didn't know they let little kids browse this site.
>>12520923You know, just because you're on the internet and where all the "cool kids" hang out, it doesn't mean you have to pretend you're a big badass. You don't fit in any better by talking about purging and killing Succubi. Just... stop that. You're lame.
>>12520924This is getting pretty damn funny how young and or retarded you sound.
>>12520927It's okay anon. You don't have to be so strong all the time. It's okay to let down your guard here. I know you feel that the best defense is a good offence, but you don't need either. Just chill.
>>12520907I mean, do you have to care about what he thinks?Can't you just say, "Sorry, but I want to keep writing for the people who honestly want to read my stories and not troll me."I'm just saying, I liked your story. If you stop because you think someone is gonna get mad at you, then fine. I won't be mad at you. Don't let what others on the Internet say get to you. Let's be pals.
>>12520934Don't worry, I'll pick it up later, when I get back home.
Can't we all just write stories?Careful anons, you sound just like the arguments going on in the other writethreads
>>12520933>>12520934I don't even think I was really trolling, saying succubi a shit has been part of these threads for a long time, if he chose to take it personal then that's his fault.
Succubi are for purging. Never forget.
>>12520939Sounds fun, looking forward to it. : )
>>12520948With your dick
>>12520965If you want to lose your soul and you are also into cuckolding, then sure
>>12520965Enjoy death.
>>12520741>Hey Boys aged 13-17! >Do you like Frosted Rapes and live in Monster Girl City?> Send in 20 boxtops for a special edition Tanya the Tiger daki!> send in 20 boxtops >> 6-8 weeks later you get a letter in the mail >no daki, just Tanya's phone numberI would eat Frosted Rapes
>>12520987That's a really tempting offer, but I like my pelvis not crushed plus I don't care for dakis.
Why are big fox ears so appealing?
>>12520997>doesn't want to be ridden by big sexy rape tigerDo not worry, little boy, Tanya will make man out of you
>>12521018b-but my pelvis
>>12521018Would she be gentle or fuck you till you can't pee straight?
>>12521052Da
>>12521052Both.
>>12520985>>12520979Not all succubi are soul stealing semen demons. Some just want to steal your heart. Metaphorically speaking, that is.
>>12521025She doesn't want to make this too difficult, but she does like it when her prey runs and tries to fight back.If a boy sends in the boxtops but doesn't call her, she still has his address
>>12521062Can I have a gentle first time to know what I'm getting into before the more forceful stuff?
>>12521073But how can she steal my heart if she doesn't even haven any breasts?
>>12521000Play with them
>>12521078Nyet.
>>12521081By being a cute daughteru. Alternatively you can have her mom, though she's a bit of a slut/pedophile-shota-rapist.
>>12521092>though she's a bit of a slut/pedophile-shota-rapist.So an average succubus? Guess I'll go with the daughter then.
>>12521092>tfw when she fucked faceless man while her daughteru was in the same bed which led to her psychological traumaNoiceI'm mad there is no doujins about this
>>12520812Okay, I'm back from walking the dog, does anyone have any suggestions on what Naomi should do?
>>12521073Succubi are cute and beautiful...from a distance. I have a few pictures of them, but they are the lowest in quantity in my mg folders, she has to be quite striking for me to save her pic. What makes me dislike them in not the whole muh sluts thing, it's that just being with her kills you. And the fact this happens during such an intimate moment makes it extra rotten for me, so I could never bring myself to truly like succubi.
>>12521018I once wrote a greentext story. Can't remember how many months ago.I'll just give the Cliffnotes version, but wouldn't it be fun to go out and have dinner with her? Steak most likely, then on your way home she "hunts" you? Like she does the hide-and-seek thing, covers her eyes and counts while you make a mad dash for home.With the goal in site you eventually get tackled by her and she has her way with you.Then she princess-carries you the rest of the way home, then cuddles you and licks your wounds.
>>12521018>TanyaIs that the name of the giant tiger woman?
>>12521133Tanya the Tiger is a parody of Tony the Tiger, a cereal mascot. You know?
>>12521132>licks your woundsThat's just mean.
>>12521139I don't mean she actually intentionally hurts you, just maybe ends up giving you a few bruises, because she's a big lady and gets pretty intense with you during the love.
>>12521130No, you mustn't even look at them. They have charm magic and shit and can corrupt your even through pics. Purge pics of succubi as well
>>12521155It's not like I'd complain if she did rough me up a bit... playing "feral feline and her prey" should be fun.
>>12521159FUUUUUCK!
>>12521130I'm sure that with the recent advances in necromancy research will soon lead to the development of soul-condoms.
Who is your waifu? Could you survive a session with her? Be objective now, no shounen power up love bullshit, can you honestly say you would survive, with no MM to help you?
>>12521165>soul condomsWhy not just make a phylactery? That has literally no downsides, and you can even shove it up the Succubutt's succulent butt without any harm to your soul!
>>12521167>DragonfuI would survive, but only because she doesn't want to break her belongings. Lucky me.
>>12521168Because to make a phylactery you need to kill yourself. And no daughterus because ded can't have children
>>12521168>Shove it up her buttGood lick getting it back.
>>12521168>Puppeting a corpse remotely with your soul has no downsidesLich plz
>>12521130a real succubus just takes your semen and leaves. otherwise anyone who ever had a nocturnal emission and/or morning wood would be dead by dawn.the whole soul stealing shit came later from asia, it's not canon to the real succubi.don't listen to the propaganda.
>>12521173Then make daughterus FIRST. Here's how it goes:>fap>keep massive storage of jizz in various stashes and banks>attain wizardhood>use magic to preserve jizz indefinetly>make phylactery>living sperm can still make as many babies as you wantSeriously, this gig rocks.
>>12521173>you need to kill yourselfYou do? I though living sorcerers put their soul in a phylactery and as they aged and their body died they continued existing in this world because their soul is kept from moving on. But you HAVE to be dead to be a lich?
>>12521167Holstaurus, all I'd need to worry about is her reverting back to minotaur nature, which I might want sometimes, and even then I'd likely be able to get out of it with just a bruised pelvis and an incredibly cute sorry waifu who I cuddle with and drink from the next morning.
>>12521168I'm sure I would end up losing my phylactery like it happens quite frequently with my keys and other small objects.
>>12521182Lich=Undead
>>12521187You can't lose your phylactery, it's physically impossible not to know where it is at all times.
Okay, so the Succubus thing didn't work out, let's try something different. How about... post-apocalyptic Monster Girls?
>>12521191>Make your keys into the phylactery>never lose them againFuck yeah.
>>12521177What if a succubus really loves your semen? Would that mean you are married?
>>12521177I'm gonna have to choose to err on the side of caution.
>>12521198>pickpocket passes you>oh shit where's my soul?!
>>12521198You just solved all my problems
>>12521195What were you trying to do?
>>12521202>not having your phylactery enchanted to electrocute anyone other than you when they touch itDo you even into immortality?>>12521207Ask people what they wanted to happen next.
>>12521199Thats basically the ending to most of the doujins containing succubi that i've read
>>12521182Part of the process in becoming a lich is dying
>>12521195How about Fist of the North Star with mgs?
>>12521216Nah. Bitches can't cry manly tears.
>>12521195Would Jojo and monster girls work?
>>12521271Not for me, I can't write FABULOUS.
that feel when you are the hero the humans in MGC deserve, just not the one they need right now. So they hunt you, because you can take it. Because you are not their hero. You are a horny guardian. An aroused protector. A Hot Blooded Rapist.
>>12521279Anondalf casts Banana Tail. It's super effective!
>>12521271Would their Stands be humans?
>>12521283I think their Stands would be more like the psychic abilities from Potential Ability.
>>12521279Fat Faceless Salaryman? Is that you?there's an Ushi Oni stalking me, pls help
>>12521290That would work. But who would be the Jojo and who would be the Dio
We're on page 8, should we make a new thread?
>>12521304Well if you want to be a bit lazy we could keep it normal and the Joestars are all still human with Dio being a Vampire
>>12521291>That realization that the Duke's men are faceless men in business suits>>12521305We haven't even hit image limit yet. We never make a new thread until the old one drops off.
>>12521305>page 8>not even at image limitno you mong
>>12521307Oh no. I didn't realize that. Fuck. I'll never bully an Alp again. At least, not one that isn't asking for it.
>>12521305Are you new?
>>12521309So I can still count on you giving me all the verbal abuse I secretly crave?
>>12521308Speaking of which.>2k posts>Not at image limitWe did pretty good. I don't know how much of that is because of the deleted posts but I'll take it.
>>12521305We have at least 2 hours left in this one. This is /jp/, so it's quite slower here.
>>12521313of course. you former homo, who deserves to be butt bullied.
>>12521315>on page 8>at least 2 hours leftThat's such an understatement I feel like laughing at you.
>>12521314We had 3200 last thread.
>>12521306Tempting, but I'd prefer to have one human as a main character, and as many monster girls as possible.I need to catch up on Jojo, I'm so behind
>>12521317Neat. Now come up with something post-apocalyptic!
>>12521320Yeah but that one hit image limit at like 1200 posts. The image limit for the posts used was what I was more impressed with.
>>12521321I'm hung up at Part 5 and not looking forward to 6 at all, where you at?
>>12521327Just endure it, part 7 is the best one.
>>12521325>Come up with something post-apocok>MC was a /k/fag in MGC, prepping for bullshit that was never gonna happen>but it fucking does happen>hard>he grabs SKS, goes innawoods (or whatever fucking rifle, doesn't matter, AK, FAL, Nugget)>has food, but still scavenges for shit on the outskirts of town>runs into teenaged MG (pick one that isn't manticore)>she begs him for help, against better judgement he does>they go around scavenging, getting in adventures, running into Monster girl rape gangs with shota trafficking rings>also have to avoid "paladins", human supremacists who blame MGs for everything>eventually, they grow closer through saving each other multiple times>Love blooms on the battlefieldtake the concept and run with it, I'm almost too busy to write the one story I'm actually doing now.
>>12521342That's a little deeper than I was expecting, but okay.
>>12521349I always think of the big picture, homes. actual stories, not just monster pussy smut
>>12521352Yeah but I was going to just do a short thingie in this thread like with Queen Grapesnake. That's still what I'm doing.
>>12521327 Somewhere around part 1. I started reading it but got sidetracked. Been following the new anime and enjoying it enough that I'm going to pull it off my backlog and start actively reading it again.
>>12521354well, you can start in the middle of the story, explaining back story with a few sentences, and then start with the monster girl rape gang. pick and choose, mang.
>>12521311A little bit, sorry...
>>12521361Stop distracting me, I'm writing it now.
tfw putting cat asleep today
>>12521363That's fine anon, we're all new at some point. Just please try to lurk more, and leave the thread making to someone who's been around and knows the customs/standards.Also, please try to ignore the succubus haters, and say nice things about them instead. All this succubi hate hurts their self esteem. All they want to do is to tenderly love and drink spirit energy from their husband, is that so much to ask?
>>12521374I don't have any words but here's a spiderhug.
>>12520171Those hand gestures. Goddammit Mama Miia.
>>12521380Succubus detecteddon't listen to the succubus, >>12521363they will kill you with sex. not as fun as it sounds. also, they will cuck the shit out of you. never trust a cuckubus
>tfw that sudden drop in mgg OC recentlyDEEEEEEED
>>12521342>not manticoreHow about cheshire?
>>12521395Okay, let's change that!Artie had been called a fool for being a prepper, but he got the last laugh. When Shit Went Down, he was prepared. He had stashes, he had hoards, and most importantly, he had training. Self-defence classes, three different martial arts, some engineering, practical stuff like hunting, fishing, skinning and tanning, cooking, and of course maintenance. He could fix engines, he could even BUILD engines from spare parts. He had been prepared, no matter how much people laughed at him. He refused to go on TV, he didn't want the nation to see his secrets. And then Shit Went Down. He holed up in his safe house and started waiting it out. He had everything he needed to last for two months, and the stashes he had around town and in the woods would last him another two. He had been optimistic and hoped that by then he'd have found someone with relatives or friends who had a farm or something, and he'd be able to join their community. Six months tops before he'd be safe and sound, building a peaceful little society with likeminded individuals.
>>12521395>Sudden drop>Implying Anya didn't just come into being the other day
>>12521404anya needs a peepee
>>12521400>cheshirepls, overplayed as fuck, many other monstergirls need love.
>>12521407O-okay...
>>12521404>greenstories>not the absolute trashKek
>>12521407be original then and give them a penis
>>12521414If by original you mean,>knowingly starting a shitflinging shitstorm of shittacular proportions, every thread until forever to appease a fetishthen, yeah, totally original
Fuck, this is a MASSIVE thread.
>>12521416Half the size of the last one
>>12521416not even close to the last one, m80
>>12521416Only about half the last one at this point. Welcome to /mgg/.I just had an urge to watch Waterworld when I typed that.
>>12521420You should watch Waterworld. I'm watching Ran (again) as I type this, and I'm supposed to be writefagging.
>>12517873>tfw no lawful good pure succubutts waifu like pic
>>12521423>implying Succubi can be lawful, or good.nah
>>12521402Three years after Shit Went Down, Artie woke up in safe house number six, an apartment on the sixth floor of an eight-storey building. He door to this apartment was boarded shut and covered with sturdy bookcase, which in turn was held in place by a sofa, which in turn was made heavier with assorted miscellaneous crates of stuff that wasn't really important, just heavy. All the windows were boarded likewise. The way inside the apartment was actually thought the balcony. There was no fire-escape there, only a ladder leading to the balcony above, bolted into the concrete. Artie slept on a mattress on the floor, his feet pointing to the balcony door. There was a boobytrap on the door, something he liked to call a Serbian Burglar Alarm. It involved a shotgun.He woke up to the vibrations of his alarm clock. It was actually a vibrator he had rigged to a timer so he could get wake up without any noise, noise was bad. He always set it to wake him up with enough time to get his mourning routine done in time to admire the sunrise. He was romantic like that.Artie was finished his necessary morning procedures and made mental note of needing more toothpaste. Easy enough, or so he had thought in the early days of being a survivor. Nothing was ever easy. Or if it was, something even worse was bound to happen the next time. Oh dear god it's only Monday.
>>12521427>Artie was finishedAfter Artie was finished with*
>>12521427>a vibratorheh
I'm in a bad mood, I want stories about an angry guy in MGC punching monsters in the face a lot.
>>12521433Asura needs Jack Nicholson for some therapy.
>>12521433how about a story about a paladin killing monster girls?
What's with the extremely vocal "muh ntr slut" succubus hate lately? It used to be only the paladin shitheads that would whine like this.
>>12521439New guys trying to fit in?
>>12521439it's their last dying gasp as they realize succubi are taking over.
>>12521433>Guy is angry in Monster Girl city>Decides to unleash his blind pent up furry on the next Monster Girl he sees>He sees a Ushi Oni>Decides to wait for the next Monster Girl he sees>Red Oni>Waits for the next Monster Girl>Dire Wolf>Decides to take up community service as an outlet for his frustration>Becomes an outstanding and contributing member of the community
>>12521433Read Bob's falling down
>>12521442made me laugh
>>12521402>Only 4 months of supplies.>Gambling on the chance that somebody might perhaps find him who also might happen to have a farm or community.Artie is not a very smart man at all.>>12521427I like the story so far though.
>>12521442heh
>>12521439Because succubus a shit.
>>12521433Slime girl is best girl to abuse because they can't feel pain
>>12521439People always hated succuscum, not only paladins. Unless you are a cuckold, succubi a shit
>>12521446Maybe not the sharpest pencil in the... thing you put pencils in, but he's alive.The city looked beautiful during those early hours, when the sun was beginning to slowly make its way up and the beams illuminated the not quite dilapidated city that had grown eerily quiet. It had been a real metropolis once. Who knows how many now lurked in it?This part of the city actually looked like it had been abandoned decades ago, but only because of some creative aesthetic decisions. Every building had vines growing on their sides, and in the past three years nobody had been around to hinder their growth. The rooftops had gardens as well, and even a few greenhouses. These were the primary reason Artie was here now. The entire city block was now practically his personal vegetable patch, and on that front, things were looking good. He had food, no problem. Water and other necessary stuff was a big problem though. Like that damn toothpaste.Artie made a check on all the stuff on the roof. He'd been here for... eight and a half-months? Yeah, that's right. The previous inhabitants had... best not to dwell on that, the stupid bastards had a sweet set up going on, but they didn't have what it took to survive, they were gone now, and everything was his. Artie was far more careful than they had been. And now he was getting fried green tomatoes for breakfast. For the ninth week in a row. Lucky him. He picked the tomatoes and returned inside the building to cook them, he couldn't afford the smoke or smell giving away he was there.
>>12521439Its not lately, granted it might have stepped up the past couple weeks, but its always been there, because a lot succubi are ntr sluts and people don't like that.
>>12521439Because I have given something the Paladins something to rally behind.DOWN WITH THE SUCCUSLUTS!
>>12521441If succubi really had control of these threads, every story would be required to end in rape and maledom would be a bannable offense.
>>12521456I don't even like Succubi but I see nothing wrong with thatSuccubus 2014
>>12521455>implying only paladins hate succubiI just hate the idea of semen demons NTRing me, it's not like I hate fun
>>12521456>every story would be required to end in rapeAnd mindbreak.
>>12521459Because some people actually like variety.
>Writing a short NEET succubus one shot right now>About half doneI guess they're always topical. But I did try to do a few things different from standard. I guess we'll see what the response is later.
Reminder to ignore all succubi disinfo circulated by paladin organizations
>>12521461How could I forget!>>12521463But I hate variety. Everyone should think the way I do.
>>12521466So long as she's not an ntr mindbreak rape slut it should be good.
>>12521466>writing about shitubuspls anon, write about something better like NEET gamer gazer.
>>12521456Yes. It would truly be a better world.
>>12521467>Remember to ignore all pro-succuslut propaganda created by succusluts and mind-broken humans.
>>12521467Yep. NTR seems to be the generic stock insult these days.
>>12521473>gamer gazer>better than succubishit taste located
>>12521473Don't tell me that when I'm already a couple thousand words in. But really, I just had an idea and I ran with it. If people like it, I'll add it to my main pastebin. If not, trash and so on.
>>12521473I want bonnet tipper Lizardman, gamer gazer, and introvert weresheep meeting up after talking online on monchan about their favorite human boys.
>>12521479>S-shut up! W-we are much better than those whores!
>>12521453Once he had eaten his tomatoes, it was time to go check up on the other rooftops. This was risky for two reasons. First of all, he used jury-rigged bridges to do the crossing, and he could fall or be seen while doing acrobatics. And that was bad. The second reason was that the other buildings weren't as well fortified as the one he slept in. Sure the apartments were mostly secured, but the staircases and the elevator shaft weren't blockaded. In his own building Artie enjoyed the luxury of having the balconies as the only method of moving from floor to floor. In those other buildings, someone or something might well gain entry and then move about with impunity, without him knowing. Of course he kept all the doors to the roof locked and bolted, but those didn't stop everything.Artie checked the surroundings, both the ground and the sky, with his trusty binoculars. They would have been insanely expensive if he had actually bought them, but they had been absolutely free because he had socialized them for himself from what had been an army transportation truck. Had been. That time he had barely managed to get away without the Raiders spotting him. Who'd have thought that those would actually happen in real life? Studded leather and Mohawks. Unbelievable. Most of them were former bikers and Onis and Ogres and other assorted delinquents, but Artie had once eavesdropped on some of them and learned that the guy who did the cooking when they ate human meat was a former accountant. Crazy, just plain crazy.Artie saw none of them this time, nor did he see any Harpies or anything else that might have been dangerous to him. Good. He crossed the makeshift bridge as quickly as he dared to and pulled it to the roof after taking a quick look around. He ducked quickly under the camouflage netting that gave some cover from prying eyes but didn't stop sunlight or rainwater from getting to the plants. So far so go... the door was open.
>>12521485God If i wasn't so busy with life I would write this.
>>12521467Reminder to ignore pro-succubi cuckold propaganda
>>12521466My man. I don't understand why people think succubutts have literally only one boring interpretation of NTR rape demons while every other monster girl can be interpreted however they wanted. These threads need more succubi diversity
>>12521489the weresheep needs glasses too>>12521491The only succubi diversity I want is brown succubi, and alps, because alps are bully and tease material
>>12521485And a succubus jock to teach them how to have a spine and actually rape men.
>>12521453>>12521487Writing has similar rules to spell cards: no fucking walls.
>>12521494>BrownWell you'll like the one I'm writing then, hopefully.
>>12521491There's plenty of succubi diversity. The issue is anons screaming that succubi are not diverse.
>>12521495>fit succubusthis is acceptable, like really acceptable. musclebus. I want one.
>>12521494Alps are only for bullying in phases 1 (when you force them to crossdress and do lewd things to them) and 2, but once it's phase 3? You submit like a little bitch as they pay you back for everything.>>12521496It looks totally different on Word though, sorry.
>>12521487>Been there over 8 months yet still hasn't blocked the stairs in each building.>Probably doesn't even have guns by the sound of it.I laugh at him from my safe haven farming community with my Holstaurus family with my guns loaded and my valuables still lasting.
Niebelfader is based. Dopplewaifu is the most hearth-boner inducing mgg story.Chochin obake is also good.Need more HNNNNGGG stories
>>12521501Here you are my good sir.
>>12521494I would only bully an alp with my dick.>>12521503I would gladly accept all the pay back even though I know she really liked it all.
>>12521503no, you ditch them after 2>not the alp that turned me on
>>12521506Ah well you know.Amazons are horrible and need to die off
>>12521509>ditch themThen you'll get it even worse. With no tender loving aftercare, only abuse.
>hating succubiYou know that if not for succubuss, mg world would be another boring greyhawk rip-off?Praise the succubi demonlord, fags
>>12521501KC's amazons are pretty much this
>>12521506It's just a alcoholic husband-beating amazon, not succubus
>>12521513No.
>>12521513>succubus being the only mythical creature pertaining to sexnigga please.
>>12521510We don't need your racial hatred here anon. Amazons just want security like everyone else.
>>12521522remember to not beat your husbando, dyke
>>12521522Oh they can have securityIn Hell
puu dotsh/bNpH6.png every day 'till you like it
>>12521516>parkedbuggy gentle amazon femdom story neverWhy is this allowed?
>>12521532
>>12521533Because "gentle" femdom is for wimps.
>>12521532Looks like murderfish already likes it
>>12521533The world is cruel
>>12521519What other? And only succubi managed to steal the throne anyway
>>12521532Context for this?I HATE IT.
>>12521549Less is a fag and likes to draw stuff to make people angry.
>>12521549HE HATES IT!
>>12521506Brown Amazons are Best Amazons.
>>12521532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
>>12521557A dead amazon is the best amazon.
>>12521553So is not even from a story. I see..less you fucking faggot.
>>12521532.Less do you remember when I said you needed to calm down?You still need to calm down!!!
>>12521562Paladin Andrea Jackson plz
>>12521567i am not lessam the wankel
>>12521487This was one of those scenarios he dreaded, and now that it was actually happening, he didn't want to believe in it. All those times he had thought about barricading the staircases and cutting the elevator cables, and thought to himself "oh no, I'm too tired today, I need to conserve my energy", oh how he wished he could go back now. Why did he even build all those toys and gadgets he had no use for? He had wasted his time, and this is what he got for it. But wait! He wasn't dead yet! That was good!Artie pulled out his combat knife. He did have his Colt on him, but guns were noisy, and he would prefer to handle things without making too much noise. He might be able to handle things without even using his knife, if he was lucky. And if he was REALLY lucky, he wouldn't have to handle things at all, maybe whoever had come through the door was no longer here. That's right, that might be it...Slowly and methodically Artie sneaked around the roof in a low stance, turning around at random intervals to make sure nobody was behind him.Someone - or something - had eaten some of his potatoes. It wasn't a big loss, but it was a loss nonetheless. The dirt was everywhere... and there was a trail. Huh. Artie felt butterflies in his stomach; the trail did not lead back into the building, it led to one of the shacks on the roof. Hoo boy.Even slower Artie closed in on the shack. The doorway was covered by a curtain and he couldn't see inside. Was this a trap? Or maybe who - or what - ever had gone in was asleep and didn't know he was there. Or was hiding to avoid him. Things could go south really fast here. Without making any noise - to his own ears at least - Artie stepped to the side and prepared to quickly pull away the curtain, facing the intruder.Okay, what does Artie encounter?
>>12521572leprechaun girl
>>12521575Anon, I... I have no idea how to do that.
>>12521572Russian bear girl>I is needing potatoes to making vodka comrade
>>12521572Strong independent Succubus girl who needs no rape
>>12521572A first stage alp.
>>12521562What's wrong anon? Can't handle a little tough love?
>>12521578Russian Miniguntaur and Russian Bear with Husky girl and a Siberian Tiger girl.
>>12521578>>12521579>>12521580These I can get behind. I'm cutting out the Alp though because I don't think most of you like gay stuff... openly. Drunkard Russian Bear or Succubro, decide.
>>12521505Oh shit. That's who i was trying to think of last night.Niebelfader.I nominate Neibelfader to do the Red Moon special this time.
>>12521577you said his potatoes were missing you pussyfine, dullahan
>>12519668Mein sides
>>12521586Russian Bear.
>>12521579How is it independent not to take what you want when you want it?
>>12521588>special this time.There was first time?
>>12521589But vodka is made from potatoes.Russian Beargirl
>>12521557Isn't that like saying kitsunes with fluffy tails are best kitsunes? It's to be expected.
>>12521584Abuse a shitAmazons must be purged along with succusluts
>>12521591>>12521599Okey dokey, Bear it is.
You know if people could make themselves into monster girls, I'd be an alp, just for you guys.
>>12521604Faggot
>>12521604And I would tenderly rape your boypussy to my hearts content.
>>12521604I wouldn't mind being an alp but I would only go for dat succubus yuri, not disgusting nerd dick.
>>12521608Except you don't become an alp without craving that dick. Catch 22.
>>12521602Why not purge all monster girls?Are they not all equally irredeemable?
>>12521586succubro
>>12521460>implying all succubi are NTR whoresListen pal, succubi being cuckolders is like people being pinatas. Sometimes you is one, and sometimes you isn't one. There are succubi who are whores, and succubi that stick with one mate. Like Amazon, and Kejourou.
>>12521604I'd fuck you then.
>>12521532less, I've sucked a man's dick and I think you're a bigger faggot than me.
>>12521597Last May, Gunstar wrote smut about an Apophis exposed to the red moon.Niebelfader should too it this time. It'll be great.
>>12521546AbatwaAlanBotoFaunGermanMaenadNymphPopobawaSatyrSileni / SilenusUnicorn
>>12521613But what if I dress up in girl clothes for my waifu and take a strapon up the butt? Clearly that's alp territory although the only dick I want is my waifu's.
>>12521572not a fucking wall
>>12521616>Kejourou>literally works as a prostitute>sticks with manUwot m8And being alone is better than with a amazon abusers
>>12521627A strap-on is not a dick anon, it's an object.
>>12521627Then you become an alp because you still want dick up your butt.
>>12521631Not all the Kejourou work as prostitutes.
>always this talk of alp bullying>implying the alp wont be the one doing the bullying with his new succubus powers
>>12521604I wouldn't let you near my dick, fucking disgusting ass faggot alpanon
>>12521627In the land of KC, that's gay and you would both wind up as wives for some faceless useless beta's wish fulfillment. Enjoy your vagina and nerd dickings.In less crazy lands, that just makes you a little bitch and not an alp.
>>12521631Well, yeah, she does that until she finds a man she can stay with. That's what it says.Muh waifu, man.
>>12521626Never heard about anyone except satyr, nymph and unicornSatyr is gay male thoughAnd unicorn is a fucking horse. What unicorn even has to do with sex?
>>12521640Your waifu is literally a whore.>>12521636I seem to remember that little alp ahegoing several dozen times throughout that.>>12521637>Implying you wouldn't join in on the gangbang of alpanon.
It's really damn unfair that Frosted Rapes has Balalaika face and hair, isn't it? How the hell are we supposed to resist that?
>>12521636>the jokeJesus, alps aren't even strong enough to bully an autistic mgger
>>12521616But this is true even of vanilla succubi.You have to rein her in by being her one and only constant food source. It's much more economical to keep one human mindbroken and on the brink of being sucked dry than to constantly go out searching for more food.
>>12521636That faggot literally sucked ass and got dommed by random guy
>>12521646nigger, go fucking wikipedia like the retarded shit you are and search each one of those.
>>12521649>resistingYou really don't get a choice.
>>12521630Once again, it looks different on Word. >>12521647>gangbang of alpanonOkay whoa there cowboy.>>12521649Look into her face anon. Does she look like she cares whether YOU have the will to resist her or not?
>>12521631>literally works as a prostituteSometimes. Or are you people going to not care about that detail and call them all whores?
>>12521640>wanting used goodsAt this point you can settle with 3dpd
>>12521631It's not abuse if you deserve it.
>>12521657>Implying alpanon wouldn't like it.Besides me and probably a few others would stick around for tender cuddles afterwards.
>>12521649Here's a hint: You don't. You just try to enjoy it while you can.
>>12521655No, they too weak and irrevelant to become monsterlord
>>12521662>hair fetishnasty
>>12521670Better than akaname literal shit fetish
>>12521442>Angry guy in MGC>Can't vent his anger on anyone because he doesn't want more problems than he already has>Sitting on a bench at the park, furiously reading the newspaper as everyone else is in a chill mood around him>"Hi, mister Anon!">He rips the fucking newspaper in half as to see who's greeting him>"WHAT. IS IT.">It's that tiny monster girl he helped reunite with her mother weeks ago>The one that befriended him and proved to everyone else that he's more than just a constantly pissed off motherfucker>"I saw you sitting here by yourself, and you looked a bit lonely, so...">"SO WHAT.">She's already used to his exaggerated behavior, and doesn't show any sign of fear before him>"So, I bought you some ice cream! Here!">She hands him a small ice cream cone>It's vanilla>He fucking hates vanilla>"I don't really know which flavor you like, so I got this one for you! I hope you like it!">Even if he hates it, he just fucking swallows the damn thing whole in one go, trying to be polite by prioritizing her feelings over his own taste in food>"THANKS, I GUESS. NOW GO BACK TO YOUR MOM BEFORE YOU GET LOST AGAIN.">She gives him a wide smile, pleased to see that he's grateful>"Alright! See you later, Anon!">She skips away happily with her own ice cream in hands>After watching her take her leave, he gropes around the bench, trying to find his newspaper, as he looks around the park in anger>Fuck's sake, all these goddamn monstergirls around him look too fucking happy all the damn time>Distracted, he suddenly touches something soft and fleshy on the bench where his newspaper was supposed to be>Turning around in surprise and confusion, he realizes that he's just groped someone on accident>It's a pretty grumpy looking Oni>She's staring daggers at him>He just forced himself to eat something he doesn't like out of pity>And his fucking newspaper's still gone>Too pissed to apologize, he just goes:>"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!"Oh boy.
>>12521664Anon, I must.She's damaged goods.And healing is in order.
>>12521666Oh I'm not saying I'm against the idea, I just need to remind you that Alpanon is a lumberjack-tier fit manlet. He'd make a better Dwarfbro than an Alp.
>>12521653>>12521647Well that was shockingly easy to find out who enjoys their fap material with 2-0 d/v ratio.And yet so many people still bitch to no end about the "cat that shall not be named".
>>12521604>>12521608I would gladly be an Alp because being a cute girl getting fucked by other cute girls is cute and erotic
>>12521669that is subjective, so you're wrong.
>>12521678I would yuri with you too anon.
>>12521676And how do you know this? Either way I'm sure we could make it work.>>12521677Trap is on a completely different level than that stuff.>>12521678But if you're an alp, you want dick and only dick, that's what being an alp is.
>>12521673Jesus baby fucking Christ. The man's balls will scare this bitch away, I promise.
>>12521685>and how do you know thisAnon, jitsu wa watashi wa...
>>12521670>Not liking hair
>>12521673>ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
>>12521572"Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka moya!V sadu yagoda malinka, malinka moya!"She hummed, her back to Artie. Huh? He hadn't heard any humming before.SHE was a sight though. A Bear Girl, at least 210cm tall, her shoulders twice as wide as his. A Bear Girl. A HUGE Bear Girl. Singing that song that Russians sometimes sing. Not the Tetris theme, the other one, the one that got louder and faster paced like there was no tomorrow. Artie could see that she was not rummaging through the items in the shack, and there was dirt in the fur of her feet. So she had taken the potatoes. And she was looking for something more. Shit, shit, shit.There wasn't anything in this shack Artie could not part with, but that didn't mean he wanted to. He could attack her when her back was turned, but he did not have to confidence. He could not kill that beast with just a knife. And if he pulled out his gun, she would hear him when he..."If Little Tovarich have time to stand and stare at Ilona's ass, maybe Little Tovarich have time to help her look for hose?"Aaaand she was talking to him. "Ah..."It had been a long time since Artie talked to anyone. How long? Very long. Too long. He sometimes talked to Gargoyles during the day, when they were harmless, but..."H-hose?""Yes! Hose! For distilling alcoholic beverages. Little Tovarich lives here, yes?"The Bear Girl turned around to face him. She was smiling to him, and the look on her face was wholly benevolent. She looked older than she sounded, she must've been around forty, maybe even closer to fifty. She wore camouflage fatigues with the sleeves and legs rolled up to reveal quite muscular limbs."So? Does Little Tovarich have hose for Ilona?"Well? Does he?
>>12521688your manlet would quickly turn into a sexy tomboyish asshole and you would enjoy it, faggot.
>>12521688That's what I assumed, I'd still fuck you.
>>12521695"Nigga the fuck you saying? Arte ain't got no time fo yo bull shit. U in murika, speak amurikcan!"
>>12521674Who said they were going to do that sex slave Kejourou story?I'm still looking forward to it.
>>12521692My fucking sides.
>>12521695Да
>>12521702>>12521697It can't be helped.
>>12521695"I gotta h-hose for you a-alright" As awkward as possible.
>>12521710>>12521707Goody!
>>12521708Good, seems like we're all in agreement here. That ass will be mine.
>>12521604Thanks for taking one for the team
>>12521717>wanting a used up alpHow fucking desperate`` are you
>>12521708Would you make these as a treat for your lamia waifu?
>>12521719Where do you think we are?
Hey /mgg/ what is your chuuni name?Mine is GrapeSnake the Hedgehog
>>12521695horosho!>that was the only Russian word Artie knew because of frequenty playing metal gear rising
>>12521639Well fuck KC then. I just want a qt succubus to pound my boypussy.
>>12521724Donte the demonhunter
>>12521719>preferring useless virgins to experiences loversHmm.>>12521721No, I can't stand the smell. >>12521724Spadetail.
>>12521721>Not scotch eggs
>>12521724God.
>>12521724daku furamu masuta
>>12521724Red Horn the Man-ransacker
>>12521724I don't have one cause I'm not a faggotThat and I'm bad with names
>>12521737fuck off ilias
>>12521744No.
>>12521724Turbowizard.
>>12521749Yes please
>>12521749Fuck off Illias.
>>12521729You wouldn't make a special batch of softboiled eggs for your special girl?
>>12521749Illias pls stay.
>>12521757Fine, but I'd wear a clothespin on my nose.
>>12521724Sauce Boss.I have an eating problem.
>>12521759She'll be sure to fuck your brains out as thanks.
>>12521761The long lost brother off Big Boss.
>>12521724Master Patissier Kek-ee.
>>12521724Saltaire of Asstora.
>>12521764>Sauce Boss>not OuroBossNigga, look.
>>12521724White Flame Master Delux
Reminder that you're waifu doesn't love you and is only using you for your dick.>implying anyone could ever love a slut like you
>>12521695Artie had once believed that attaining wizardhood was the best way to survive in this world. As such, he had learned to satisfy his desires on his own with the skills most men did. He was just about ready to give all that up right now. His caution had been thrown into the wind when he saw that warm, kind smile and that body, that body that, while certainly strong looking, was also full and soft, as if designed by the gods themselves for cuddles and hugs. Bear hugs. Bear GIRL hugs. And those pillowy mounds..."Y-ye-yeah, I've g-g-go-t-t-t a h-hhho-ose f-f...", oh for fuck's sake why did he have to get his words stuck in his throat NOW? He sounded like fucking Jimmy Valmer!And then his face was buried in those pillowy mounds and his knife was gone and his feet weren't touching the ground and he couldn't move his arms, oh god, oh god..."Hush now. Don't be scared, Little Tovarich, Ilona won't eat you. Not without honey, eh?"She squeezed tighter."Oh? What have we here, Little Tovarich... why, is that a lethal weapon in your pocket, or have you been alone for so long?"Please don't kill me... I can't breathe...As if reading his thoughts, Ilona released him of the bear hug and Artie fell on his ass. She was holding his gun now, that was bad, oh no, nononono..."This... is the Colt Single Action Army Rifle, da?" she asked, smiling with a gleam in her eye.Artie nodded. "Enough to kill anything that moves, da?"Why did that sound so familiar?"You don't get joke? Is fine. Son always used to play vidya, I thought you same age..." her voice trailed off, and the gleam from her eye disappeared. She sighed."But Ilona will hold on to this, just to be certain Little Tovarich behaves. And the knife, too..." she picked up the knife from the floor."Now, you say you have hose? Little Tovarich is certain? Where is hose? Not far? Not down pants? Little Tovarich takes off pants!"Oh no...
>>12521769I'm not a slut, I'm a future wizard.
>>12521770yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
>>12521770Arte you sack of fucking shit. How did a pleb like you last so long without being raped.Jesus christ this angers meWhen in doubt YOU SHOOT THE BITCHES.Doesn't the fuck have a gun? I thought you said he has a gun>arte pulls out his rifle and 360 no scopes the monster whores.
>>12521778>arte pulls his shit together and unloads a mag into each slut >arte continues living his life in solitude and becomes a wizard>arte survives until old age and beyond because he a fucking wizardbest ending
>>12521724The Bull.
>>12521778>the passage describes how he's disarmed>Doesn't the fuck have a gun?Not anymore, no.
>>12521724Tim the enchanter
>>12521785>not killing MG on sighthe deserves a slow and painful mindbreaking. And so do all you MG sympathizers
>>12521724Zer0>>12521741For some reason, I read that as Ransack the Elder. Funny how the mind wanders...
>>12521773No, you're a future slut. You just haven't learned the joys of the P yet.
>>12521798the joys of penis?Do you take me for a faggot?
Let's say when you were young a your favorite species of Monster Girl did something really horrible and life changing to youFlash Forward to you as a young 18 new adult. Said Monster Girl has taken a liken to you after watching you grow up after all these years and now wants to marry you. Would you consider it? Bear in mind she might go yandere if you turn her down, and if you choose to fight her be aware of the consequences of what would happen should she prevail.How does it all turn out?
>>12521801What if I want her to go yandere for me?
>>12521801What would I do?I would fucking kill the bitch. >Why?Because a Paladin never forgives, and he sure as shit never forgets.I will crush her skull with the mighty hammer of righteousness!
>>12521806So you're gonna make your Christmas Cake Lifelong Rival work to earn you?I like the way you think Anon
>>12521801I'd marry her and be a terrible husband on purpose.
>>12521801That's just a situation in which nobody wins. There's a very low chance of anything good happening.
>>12521770>"Now, you say you have hose?"
>>12521801Oh she'll get turned right the fuck down, let her go fucking yandere, I'll probably handle it alright.
>>12521801How horrible are we talking about?
>>12521814>>12521812>>12521809>>12521808>not killing the bane of your existencefucking disgusting betafags
>>12521801I use diplomacy to reject her. If that fails, I use my fists.If she did something horrible to the young me, I'd dedicate myself to learning some anti monster kung fu to make sure it won't happen again.
>>12521809>"Ara Ara husband, you're so clumsy! Thank goodness your loving wife got these handcuffs to keep you safe here on the bed. Now why don't you just relax and let me take care of the rest~"
>>12521817>Not dicking her then leavingIt's like you don't even heartbreaking revenge
>>12521801Purge.
>>12521821>being handcuffed by your shirohebi wifeAll according to plan.
>>12521817hey I just said it was a bad situation in which nobody wins. I'd probably reject her then kill her when she tries yandere bullshit.
>>12521822Kill and only kill. Nothing short of killing will sate my thirst for revenge.>>12521824 understands. I like you anon, I will teach you the ways of the Paladin.
>>12521770"On count of three, pants will be down, or Little Tovarich will get proper spanking!" she ordered. That was bad."Odin..."Artie struggled with his belt, his shaky hands weren't any good for this."Dva..."Artie managed to open the belt and the button of his trousers, but his zipper got stuck. NO!"Tri!"Artie let out a little whimper. He didn't want it to end like this."Too bad, Little Tovarich did not try hard enough. But is okay, Ilona is not a cruel woman and won't eat him. No... Little Tovarich will eat Ilona instead!"Huh?She checked that the gun was ready to fire and pointed it at him."Little Tovarich will eat Ilona" she said, pushing her hips out.Oh. That."Ah-ah! Slowly with the hands, slowly!"Artie obeyed. Slowly he opened the zipper on the front of her pants. Up this close she had a very strong scent, not a perfume or anything, but a natural musk, almost stuffy. That is, until he opened the zipper and smelled her womanhood. He gasped."Oh, Ilona is not little girl anymore, don't be a baby, real men love that smell, da?"Artie held his breathe as he stuck his tongue out. Then he met with resistance, her underwear. Not some frilly panties, no, but proper boxers, and how many Xs there were before L he could only guess""Just wiggle tongue through hole designed for penis and lick plate clean!"That was easily done, but then Arty discovered another problem, mainly, her unwashed pubic hair, which was almost as thick as a coat of fur, and very, very salty. He gagged."Oh, is problem? Need help? Need Ilona to sit on your face?"This was not going to be a good day.I'm off to bed now, we'll pick this up on Monday. Possibly Sunday.
>>12521830Go get a good hardworking Succubus to mindbreak you, little Paladin
>>12521801Does she get to play the role of the hero while I become the typical season 1 anime grim anti-villian who she has to work to impress?This is important.
>>12521842I have a very powerful good aura so any evil creature that comes near me takes continuous holy damage. Fucking epic level Paladin, bitch!
>>12521854Oh no! Good and evil turn out to be subjective and your ability is completely nullified!
>>12521854Stop being so chuuni anon and have some fun with a succubutt
>>12521822>Not dicking her and then stabbing her while she sleepsNo, faggot. You.
>>12521854Go on, keep fighting those monsters to save humanity, see how it turns out.
>>12521856He should upgrade it into an anti-demon aura.The only good demon is a dead demon.
>>12521863Arthas did nothing wrong, Culling of Stratholme was the only option. Fuck Uther.
>>12521863
>>12521849>Ara Ara Villain does all these evil deeds to try and impress you, like steal priceless jewelry for you, kidnap the local Tanuki Loanshark for the two of you to torture and release, and stand in grass she isn't supposed to while holding a sign that says "Love you Anon!">Gets confused why her young Anon keeps turning her down
>>12521856This is dangerous. Mr. Paladin could end up being killed by his own aura.
http://i.imgur.com/HQTV2yv.jpg>TFW all these people enjoying the love that is Anya>TFW I had thought of Aisha Klan-Klan and Frosted Rapes when brain farting her>TFW being a proud fatherOchen Harasho, Tovarich.
>>12521863I am missing the reference. >>12521859It is too late for you>>12521856There is objective good and evil in the eyes of the gods. Succubi are evil by nature, only a pure non-rape-y one would be able to withstand my aura, but we all know those don't exist!
>>12521869He ends up mindbreaking himself and masturbating to death.
>>12521872Thank YOU for inventing her. Now where is Less and the drawing? Do we need to stare at him again?>>12521875>objective in the eyes of godsThat's still subjective silly.
>>12521875>implying I like succubiI just want you to get mindbroken and never come back Paladin
>>12521875>missing the referenceWarcraft 3. Go play it.
>>12521877>That's still subjective silly.Doesn't matter. The god gives buffs to people who fight things that the god really hates.
>>12521000There's lots of reasons to love big fluffy ears.The simpler geometry of them makes them more distinctive and appealing. Human ears by themselves aren't as distinct as the triangles that canine and feline ears are.Also, they're expressive. Flattened down the front can be a sign of sadness or submission, pulled back and low down a sign of anger, or twitching as a sign of... something. I don't know if it occurs in animals as an emotional tell, but it's damn cute when a monstergirl twitches her ears.Plus, those big fox ears are usually attached to a cute kitsune. What's not to like?
>>12521883This anons know what's up.>>12521880I did like 10 years ago.>>12521878No, you're a mindbroken slab of meat whose only purpose and life is to partially fill a demonic whore.
>>12521877I'd rather less just do a drawing of a Selkie lounging on a Submarine while Anya/another Slav Jinko yells at her with the whole "WATER COW ARE YOU OF CRAZY REMOVE ASS FROM BALLISTICS HATCH ADMIRAL WILL BE FURIOUS""Nyet"
>>12521835Would you mind if your waifu has hair down there when she asks you to eat her out?
>>12521892>fucking grossfucking grossseriously fucking gross
>>12521868No, no, more like...>Young Girl out on an adventure to slay that lilim who changed their lives forever.>Along the journey, she frequently runs into [YOU], a disgruntled young man who resigned his life to that of the mercenary>[YOU] have fits of violent laughter whenever [YOU] see her, and immediately engage in combat with her every time>She tearfully begs [YOU] to come to your senses, and return to being the boy she once knew>But [YOU] don't focus on her words>The only thing [YOU] can think of is killing herSomehow near the end of the season, he lightens up a bit, forgives her somewhat, and can tolerate her enough to join her party.
>>12521893But she's clean anon. Don't you trust her?
>>12521863How was the "killing all the infected citizens" choice a wrong one? It was that or let them turn into zombies and massacre the not-infected ones. It was literally sensible and not bad. It just looked gruesome because, well, what the fuck do you expect?
>>12521895But Anon, in this scenario the Lilim who changes lives forever IS the girl who wants you. She also isn't young.Unless you're implying she uses magic disguises or shit to sneak into your party so she can be close to you and try to earn your love, and when you've finally grown attached and love her she reveals her true identity and form, putting you at an emotional conflict of whether or not you can continue loving her or not.
>>12521872>>12521891I still want Officer Anon and Selkie in that pic, but slav jinko is great too.
>>12521899Uther was an unreasonable fuckhead who had Arthas' troops recalled when he was in Northrend. Seriously, I felt good killing him.
>>12521899Killing is always the wrong choice.
>>12521889I'm about as anti monster and anti paladin as they get without wanting to seek them out just to kill themI just want to live a quiet life without monsters or paladins
>>12521895I like anti-villians a lot. They are my writing fetish.
>>12521903I was implying my waifu and the lilim are two different people, and the lilim is responsible for making her do whatever it is that she did through hypnosis or something that would make the guy believe the waifu is 100% responsible for his suffering.
>>12521909>boring life>life with monsters and paladins fightingchoose one.
>>12521908>don't kill them>they all turn into zombies who go on to infect countless others>the entire kingdom turns into zombiesOh yeah, that's much better.
>>12521899It wasn't the wrong choice, the bad things are what happened after Stratholme.That is, Arthas wanting revenge so badly he ended up selling his soul to become strong enough to kill the dreadlord.He wasn't really good at being a paladin. The other paladins except Uther didn't even want to accept him into the order at first.
>>12521906>Paladins>Ever not unreasonable fuckheadsThere's a reason why Arthas will remain one of the most nuanced characters in Warcraft lore.He fucking did the right thing and got daemonized for it. Hell, iirc he even whooped Nerzhul's deformed ass inside of the Crown of Domination and became the primary personality of the Lich King.
>>12521909But these threads are the main battlegrounds between the two. Why are you even here?
>>12521918Now that we're talking Warcraft and morality... why did everybody always bully Illias?>Hey, I just preserved all the magic in the world and allowed the Night Elves to stay immortal, you're welcome!>TO PRISON WITH YOU!>oh hey, I've been in prison for 10,000 years while my brother has been fucking the woman I love, but that's okay, I'll kill the leader of the Dreadlords for you!>YOU'RE BANISHED ILLIDAN!>oh hey, I'm just killing off the Lich King, you're welcome>FUCK YOU ILLIDAN! YOU'RE A MONSTER!>ok guys, I'm leaving Azeroth and going to fight demons in a another world, bye!>I WILL NEVER STOP HUNTING YOU ILLIDAN!Seriously, the fuck?
>>12521926>IlliasDammit. Illidan*
>>12521918Well to be fair, his men were tired and almost starved in an icy hellhole, and he wanted revenge on the guy who forced him to brutally put down an entire city, whose entire motivation was "i'm evil lul lets infect everyane for shits and giggles and the lich kingu".I'd sell my soul too if it meant getting my revenge on.Muradin dying to a stray shard of ice was just... not really foreseeable.
>>12521930>Muradin dyingHe just got amnesia anon.>Doesn't anyone stay dead anymore?Indeed Arthas, indeed.
>>12521926That was mostly due to Malfurion just being a dick I think. And with him being the big boss, everyone just had to go along with it.Maiev just took her job very seriously.
>>12521917A paladin integrity should be above everything else because a paladin's most important job is not fighting evil, anyone can fight evil, a paladin most importnat job is being a symbol and an example to guide the hearts of all men.
How about a story of a man training a group of women to be an all woman force of paladins, under the belief that the seduction many men had previously fallen to wouldn't affect the women?Then they're attacked by monster girls, the women are all transformed into monster girls themselves but he has a nervous breakdown and his mind simply refuses to accept that they've changed. So he goes on training them and then finally attacks the demon lord, slaying her and freeing the land of her influence.Except, what he attacked with his girls was a church, and the demon lord he had slain was the highest ranking paladin in the region, and the victory celebration they held afterwords was simply him being tenderly dommed by his new wives.
Fucking paladins.
>>12521936Yeah but why was he such a dick?>oh hey, I just did something nobody else could and didn't ask for anything in return!>YOU ARE NO BROTHER OF MINE!For fuck's sake. >>12521938>letting everyone in the kingdom turn into undead abominations when you could have stopped it is being a symbol and an example to guide the hearts of all menUther...
>>12521940That is an objectively bad plot
>>12521940>Corruption
>>12521926For these and other reasons that undead is master race.
>>12521940That sounds like some delicious suffering
>>12521950True. I'd be a Horde man but Blizzard fucked them up.>Garrosh HellscreamWhy? For what purpose?Also Warcraft IV when?
Girls please, unless this "WoW" has lots of delicious human boys, please keep it off the thread.
>>12521944Paladins ruin everything.
>>12521965>delicious human boysDo delicious Elves count? Dat Kael'Thas...
>>12521966"You can't rape that shota" they say"You're evil" they sayWhat's wrong with wanting your own shota?
>>12521970They're a big responsibility you know! You gotta pretend to be their mommy or aunt or older sister if they scrape their knees or elbows, and if you don't give them their elixir of youth they grow up and don't stay cute!
>>12521970Well probably because at first glance it looks like your raping a child.That ain't cool with us man
>>12521973>if you don't give them their elixir of youth they grow up and don't stay cute!Throw the old one out and get a new one.
>>12521970It's not rape if he's a squire and you're an amazon.
>>12521970I'm a shota and what is this?
so how would your monster waifu comfort you after a terrible day? cuddle, take you out somewhere, proactively date you till you forget what your problem was, etc.?
>>12521977It's not rape if he's a squire period.>>12521979Nice try Alp, but nobody here is falling for another one of those again.
>>12521975This is how paladins are made.
>>12521973>and if you don't give them their elixir of youth they grow up and don't stay cute!But I want to raise him, and I want him to grow up to be the perfect husband!If we want to play the shota thing we can always get a temporary potion from a shop.
>>12521985Is that why paladins are dicks, but not dickwizards?rape trauma, or abandonment issues
>>12521895>>12521911>The final battle has come between [YOU] and the monster you believe to have ruined your life>All of those other times you two have fought each other, she began to recognize [YOU]>The second time, she remembered who [YOU] are>The third, she realized why [YOU] were so hellbent on murdering her>And though she knew it was that lilim's fault, she also knew there was no way she could effectively convey that to [YOU]>And now, here at the final duel between [YOU] and her, [YOU] finally have her cornered>If only [YOU] could get rid of her weapon, [YOU] could deal the final blow to her>[YOU] thrash repeatedly at her weapon, hoping to knock it out of her hands>All [YOU] can think about is your anticipation of murdering the monster>Unaware of her tears of heartbreak as [YOU] shout over and over again>"Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! DIE!"
>>12521989>abandoment issues>Illias/Chief God promises them eternal angel waifusIt all makes sense now.
>>12521977>TFW an Amazon will never teach you the proper way to sheathe your swordKill me now.
>>12521992That's also why they hate succubi, because they got pumped and dumped by one.
>>12521998>Keep your visors down at all times. That way nobody will see your tears.>Keep your armor on at all times. When tightened, the padding will make it feel like you're being hugged.
>>12521981She'd probably carry me into bed where she'd hold me like a teddy bear and cuddle me until I felt better, with those two mouths rubbing up against me and licking me like puppies
>>12521944Protip: None of these are paladins. They're "MUH LIGHT" faggots who think anything that isn't the sun should be slain. Drizzit is less edgy ffs.
>>12522007Then tell me what a paladin is.
>>12522001Wow. Before I laughed at them for being delusional fags, now I pity them for their trauma issues.
>>12522007Praise it heretic.
>>12522001ouch
>>12522007>anything that isn't the SunThat's not how it works. Praising the Sun means you only fight in self-defense.>>12522009>the best defense is a good offense. When feeling uncertain or insecure, TORA TORA TORA!
>>12522008A miserable little pile of secrets.
>>12522007Paladins who praise the sun also tend to be the reasonable ones anon. It's the paladins who praise the chief god who are the edgelords.
>>12522018Paladins don't praise the Sun, only Sunbros do.>Pat the Sun's fluffy head
>>12522018What if they worship both?
I want dark paladins. Because the best God deserves her own warriors.
>>12522022corrupted paladins would be interesting
>>12521981Tenderly mindbreak me so I don't worry about such frivolous things.
>>12522020Impossible. Worshipping the sun means worshipping Amaterasu in this case, and in the eyes of the Chief God, Ammy is a monstergirl to be shunned. The Chief God is a bit of a bitch.
>He Purges For Free
>>12521981I’d sit in the living room, arms crossed, cheeks puffed, looking mad as hell.And then she’d come over and hug me from behind to make me feel better, her tail snugly wrapping around me until only my head is uncovered. I wouldn’t show it, but it’d make me feel that much better.So there we are, her embracing me the way only a lamia can, to comfort me, still looking mad as hell.
>>12522022>dark paladinsBlackguards? Death Knights?
>>12522018paladins dont even praise the sun solaire wasent even a paladin he was a knight of the sunlight.
>>12521724Splint Mcchesthair.
>>12521981Pick me up, put me in her lap, and cuddle me while stroking my hair.My waifu is a 7 foot tall Red Oni.
>>12522018What if Celestial Ink could be used as a lubricant?What if she could use Chibiterasu's Guidance technique to take control of your willing body and perform the ultimate bondage on you?What if she used Catwalk to have wall/ceiling sex with you?...Am I making Ammy too lewd? I just can't help coming up with these ideas.
>>12522034Slab Hardbeef!
>>12522034>Blast Hardcheese
>>12522036>lewd AmmyGimme.
>>12522019>>12522032I remember trying to push the idea of a breakaway Paladin faction called the Order of the Radiant Sun a few months back. I guess that's why the idea of Sun worshipping Paladins got stuck in my head.MY BAD.
>>12522022>>12522029Kamen Riders.
>>12522034>>12522037>>12522038>Slab Vanderhuge
>>12522043Bob Johnson!
>>12522022What would they do? Fight the Order? Escort the dark priests who travel spreading the word of the True God?Maybe the bodyguard is her husband.
>>12522036Did you play the game? Ammy was already a bit lewd. She seemed just as enamored by pretty girls as Issun after all. She'd probably be down for quite a few things.
>>12522043>>12522045>>12522038I just wanted to say all you gentlemen have supremely fine taste. That is all.
>>12522038>Dick Chizuru
>>12522047They'd swear eternal brotherhood, drink malt beer and eat red meat off the bone, then go their ways to look for their won Suns, being bros and chivalrous as fuck at every turn.
>>12522047they probably dont fight anyone specific they just travel with their dark priest waifus protecting them. I doubt a bunch of Black knights are going to get together and start cooperating easily
>>12522053>wonown*
>>12522039Okay. Here's the other lewd Celestial Brush technique applications I wrote a while back, with accompanying image.>Would she use Waterspout to flow massaging oil right onto her own body?>Would she use Inferno to light the candles surrounding your shared bed, illuminating her sweat and oil-slick body with soft oranges and reds?>Would she use Crescent to make the night last as long as she liked, so she could spend that much more time making love to you?>Would she use Sunrise on your own body to make you feel an irresistible surge of energy and love towards her, making butterflies flutter in you stomach, and making you incapable of anything but thrusting into her as deeply and as tenderly as possible, your head nuzzling her chest?>Would she use Greensprout to bind you in place, putting your entirely at her mercy for her to tease every sensitive inch of your skin?>Would she use Mist Veil to slow you down, letting her orgasm countless times to your own few, while it feels like she's pumping up and down upon you with impossible speed?>Would she Bloom as you and her joined together in one last, sky shattering climax, her howls echoing into the night?>And would she use Rejuvenation so you and her could do it all over again, and again, and again...>>12522048She'd basically just zone out and fantasise whenever boobs or ass appeared.
>>12521940sound fine to mei kind of want one where a group of heroes slowly get whittled down until only the leader is left to fight the demon lordhe loses, gets taken as a her husband. no mindbreak so hes forced to remember for the rest of his life he failed.
>>12522053>Corrupted paladin >forming a brotherhoodif they wanted brotherhood they would have just stayed a normal paladin
>>12522008Did you just make a fucking 'What's a Paladin' joke?Shame on youSHAAAAME
>>12521991more pls, this is exactly what I love.
>>12522059But what if the normal paladins don't offer them the kind of company they like?>>12522057Dammit, and I never used to have dirty thoughts of her.
>>12522041Pretty sure most riders would object to the Demon Lord's teachings.
>>12522057I don't need it.I DON'T NEED IT.
>>12522065>Fallen God>Demon Lord's teachings
>>12521724The White Phantom
>>12522057Goddamnit.I didn't use to feel these things about Ammy.
>>12522059Well, even bandits, thieves and other crooks band together at times.Of course lots of backstabbing follows.
>>12522018YOU SEE THIS FUCKING MONSTER?Fucking rape it and kill her to death, Fuck this goddess in the ass with both your dick and your sword brothers!
>>12522067Fallen God is even worse than the Demon Lord.
>>12522072>Book One, The Edge Itself.
>>12522072Oh god not you again
>>12522071nobody is going to want to be bros with the guy who's wife is always hanging around him trying to convert you to some weird religion
>>12522075Fallen God give you immortality and a waifu, how is that bad?
>>12522063But that's where the 'Oh Shit' moment happens.That's when the Lilim finally utters out how she controlled the girl during The Incident, immediately taking on all of the guy's aggro.He then becomes the Disc Three party member.
>>12522065How about the Cumon Riders?
>>12522077It is I, THE SHARPEST OF THEM ALL@
>>12522080They can hang out with each other and their wives. But it'd always turn into an orgy.
>>12522082he becomes blender of death
>>12522072Gee, I wonder what OTHER sun goddess could possibly be behind this post~.
>>12522090Is it Pharaoh, Miss Grapesnake?
You know what's better than Paladins?Norse raidersnot as well armed or armored, but they go full crazy, and they're better sailors and shipbuilders. What I'm trying to say is, forget paladins, why not Vikings and monstergirls?
>>12522087>blender ofWho?
>>12522086>But it'd always turn into an orgy.>Black Knight>Letting anyone touch his waifu
>>12522090>implying I like any monster girlFuck the fuck off. Chief Goddess is the only woman for me.
>>12522092Berserk and Valkyrie, sitting in Yggdrassil, K-I-S-S-I-N-G~
>>12522092because Vikings were a bunch of murdering rapist assholes who deserved to be wiped out
>>12522098>murdering rapist assholesThey were the same as everybody else, only better at it.
>>12522098Paladins are true and just unlike faggy vikings.Our Aura of goodness heals the innocent and burns the guilty.
>>12522094Guess he shouldn't have married someone who wants to spread her god's teaching using her body.
>>12522098>a bunch of murdering rapist assholesBut so are most mgs, should wipe them out too?
>>12522064>>12522065>>12522070Sorry.I just can't stop thinking about her painting my chest with that fluffy tail while she sits atop me, reverse cowgirl and bouncing up and down while she smiles, eyes glazing over with pleasure. I want her to restrain me with those Rosary Beads and toy mischievously with my body. I want her to Waterspout sake over both of our bodies and drunkenly lick it off, breaking away every so often to kiss me with sake in her mouth. And when we're finished, I want to lay with her under an open night sky, on a bed of flowers of her own creation, and snuggle up with her while she creates sparkling trails and twinkling stars on her astral canvas.
>>12522104Pretty sure they can just use magic to corrupt people.
>>12522098>buttpained monk detectedIt's been 1200 years Christfag, still pissed about Lindisfarne?or just mad that they weren't killing and raping for the White Christ?
>>12522091Indeed, it is.
>>12522107yes actually we should wipe all the monsters out that is a great idea friend
>>12522109pls stop, this got weird quickly.
>>12522107Yes. If they aren't willing to act civil, we have no use for them.
>>12522109>dat body>dat kinkI have both the PS2 and the PS3 HD versions of Okami. I will never, I repeat, NEVER play it again. Ammy is now my waifu. I didn't ask for this.>>12522112Then please give me another hicky!
>>12522095>Chief Goddess>not a monster girlOh Anon, how wrong you are.
>>12522121chief god isent a monster girl because the demon lords influence cant corrupt her
>>12522116Sorry for sexualising the Amaterasu. If it's any consolation, I tried to make it as pure and loving as possible in my head.Now to go drown my sorrows and self-worth issues with alcohol and cereal.
>>12522129>sorrows and self-worth issuesAnon, I take it back, Ammy isn't my waifu now, she's yours. Now be happy! Happy!
So where do you stand on the paladinfag/succubus debate about the ultimate fate of the human race?Would you rather have ALL mgs wiped out (including the fluffy and harmless ones) and have humanity saved, or would you have all of humanity mindbroken and enslaved, but at least keeping your waifu alive? There's no middle ground.
>>12522126>Angels>Not monster girlsI'm going to say it again, anon. You're wrong.
>>12522109There is absolutely nothing wrong with this.
>>12522019Warrior of the Sun here. We don't hate or kill monstergirls, we just want to engage in jolly cooperation.
>>12522120Anon, we talked about this...We don't bring that up in public.
>>12522137>no middle groundI, for one, welcome our new, slutty overlords.>>12522142Uh-oh...
>>12522137Wipe them out. I bend my knee to no one.
>>12522137Daily reminder that we live in a world where the paladins won.
>>12522137>no middle groundI don't accept that. I will fight for cooperation with the help of my big strong waifu. We will travel the lands, righting wrongs, saving shota and meek Monstergirls alike from those who would rape or kill them. This is my pledge.
>>12522149Good
>>12522152Making the impossible possible.
>>12522138God =/= angel no anon your just fucking stupid
>>12522137>Them or us bullshitScrew this, I'm going to go visit monster girls in Germany. Nothing bad ever happens there.
>>12522155join us, anon. With our mighty waifus and our combat training, we'll form a band of dogooders. Rape demons and crazed paladins alike will tremble as we pass, knowing we are not to be fucked around with.
>>12522137well if there is no middle ground then i would want the monster wiped out in order to preserve humanity
>>12522160We need a kick-ass name and theme song though.
>>12522156>implying the Chief Goddess isn't a monster girl>implying the Chief Goddess didn't create the Apophis in her own jealous, disgusting imageAnon, I IMPLORE you to reconsider this faggotry.
>>12522152Then you will be at war with the whole world.You two better have some high class levels.
>>12522137i go and punch both gods in the face, neutralfagging is my way
>>12522137Anyone who doesn't want humanity to fall and be made into private fucktoys for their waifus are kidding themselves.
>>12522166>at war against the whole worldSounds like we're the heroes then.
>>12522130Fine, I'll be happy. But I won't be happy about it.But don't you already know? Ammy is Waifu to us all. She loves everybody equally, even if they'd rather only have it expressed with a hug, or lick of the face, or holding of the hands.I hope I didn't seriously put people off of playing the game though. Just keep game wolf Amaterasu and /mgt/ wolfgirl Amaterasu separate in your minds. Or forget what I write within a few days. I know I most likely will.
>>12522164Indeed. Were you thinking bombastic classical music? or perhaps something loud and fast, some Dio Black Sabbath maybe?>>12522166I am prepared.
>>12522169This. Punch them both to death. Let the mortal races choose their own path, whatever it may be.
>>12522169Is it time once again?
>>12522171it would be fun at first but eventually humans would stop being born and the entire human species would cease to exist
>>12522171Well then I must be kidding myself pretty fucking hard anon
>>12522174I will forget nothing. You sir are doing Ammy's work.>>12522176>Dio Black Sabbath My knigga from yesterday's eternal thread! YES! So Neon Knights? Name and theme song in one.
>>12522169>>12522152>"neutral"fagsI can't say I didn't expect this, but I'm still disappointed in you.
>>12522028Tsundecute.
>>12522180But m-muh Hathor...
>>12522179option 3 is doomed to fail from the get go
>All these people that worship gods other than the HEALTH god Hathor.
>>12522179What about the underwater rapist monsters?What if the water itself tries to rape you?
>>12522186So shall it be written, so shall it be done.
>>12522180There would probably be small colonies of "free" runaway humans who could contribute to the population, but yeah expect to see a sharp decrease.That is, unless the mgs don't start breeding humans to keep the population of slaves up.
>>12522193Is there such a thing as a /mgt/ Pantheon of gods? I sort of want that to be a thing.
>>12522201>I sort of want that to be a thing.It sort of already is. We've got Hathor, Ammy, Charon thrown in there for some flavor...
>>12522201If we ever do make one I vote Hathor goes in the center. Either way I'd visit her space daily, almost certainly becoming a priest of Hathor to spread love and health to all.
>>12522204I need some norse deities in there too, Freya maybe?
>>12522179So are you a fan of best lilim then?
>>12522201Quetz-chan
>>12522204Pharaoh and Apophis too.Sister Goddesses of light and darkness and/or order and chaos always bickering with each other.
>>12522201>>12522212And Ryu.Don't forget Ryu.
>He thinks Paladin/Knighthood is a "job"
>>12522220What's with the bonnet thing? Monster girl SJWs or something?
>>12522220I fucking hate the bonnet tipper lizardman shit.
>>12522220>she thinks men should be mindbroken*tips spadetail*
>>12522225Alp Spadetails>Succubutt Spadetails
>>12522220It's not a job, it's a way of life.
>>12522229I agree with this.
>>12522192all options are shit really, its just varying flavors of it
>>12522137I wish I was mind broken, all this stress makes me want to kill myself. I just want to take it easy
>>12522229Alp pleaseYou're making a fool out of yourself
>>12522223>"M'Lord, lovely day out tonight! I'll have you know I am a proud Masculist, and firmly believe in men's rights! Men are oppressed by the Matriarchy, meet me on my reddit/tumblr blog where we can talk about men's portrayal in fictional media!"She then cries herself to sleep when she gets home because you called her a friend. Red Onis laugh at her and how she'll always be lonely. And when Bonnet Tipping Lizardgirl asks them what she needs to do to get a human boy?>"IDK, Just be yourself."
>>12522220Says the NEET who has never even raped a man before.
>>12522243Hey, don't bully
>>12522250No, bully her ever harder!
Mag is here.Raws and TL dropping tonight.Will start a new thread on /a/ and will be streaming TL before posting.8PM EST.
>>12522242Why is it so easy for other mgs like amazons and minotaurs to get hbs? Life isn't fair, men just want to be treated like sluts and don't like nice girls like me.
>>12522255Awww shit.
>>12522255Thank you based TF.
>>12522255>TF hasn't forsaken us completelyTHANK YOU TF WE LOVE YOU
>>12522255Niiice.
>>12522255And I'll probably be asleep by then. Dammit.
>>12522255Based mang of translatingfaggotry.
>>12522255>Be european>Have to go to sleep because my jobFuck everything.
>>12522255Based
>>12522137I imagine it would be like >>12522198 says. The MGs need human males to survive. It'll basically be the Matrix where the stronger MGs would control the human population behind the scenes.
>>12522255Merci, based TF
>>12522255Would you a Miia
>>12522263>>12522269Just don't sleep tonight. Problem solved.
>>12522276>just don't sleep tonightFine, but just this once.
>>12522255thank you, TF
>>12521439>LatelySuccubi have always been hated here.
>>12522255How bad is CW this month?
>>12522310Why?
Would anybody be interested in writing some Living Doll healing?
>>12522315Continuation of the shitty archery arc, from what I saw earlier. It's the next chapter to be released and I fucking hate it, which is why it's taking forever for new CW.Hitomi is really amazing this month. Big plot twist.
>>12522318>Living Doll healingToo sad for me to get into.
>>12522275>you'll never have your own Mama Miia
>>12522318No. Living Dolls are scary
>>12520024So Im back, and we will keep up the Anya work. Before the uniform, and monster body parts in general, lets see her proportions. We all agree with meaty body?
>>12522318only if it turns out like shinkis
>>12522316Because most people say all succubi are ntr skuts who cuckold their husbands.Now, I can see the vanilla succubus doing that, maybe, but ALL of KC's succubus species? I don't think so.
>>12522333Agreed fully
>>12522333Absolutely.
>>12522333Fluffy white tiger otherwise, yes
I never realized until watching Gravity Falls how much I wanted a yandere succuvirus/techno shirohebi gf. Why isn't there more writefagging about this?
>>12522333Juicy.
>>12522333Don't change that body, it's fine.I don't even know who Anya is, but that's fine as-is.
>>12522336I wish I had that cap explaining the jealousy of anons, they probably think a succubus has sucked and sucked a billion dicks by the time they meet them, and are unworthy as waifus. And they're right, succubi a shit!
>>12522255>8PM ESTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFucking hour lateAnd this is the first chapter I really want to see translated in quite a long time.
>>12522353It's going to take at least an hour or two to translate over stream, then post, so you won't be missing much.It'll all be on archive.moe.
I might make this pantheon thing. Just a little cut-and-paste diagram of all of the gods in /mgt/So we've got...Hathor, god of HEALTH. She brings fertility and long life to those who worship her. Praised by Holstbros and DCT supportersAmaterasu, god of the sun. She brings life, light and peace where she walks, be it to humans or nature.Ryu, water dragon with control over the weatherQuetzalcoatl-chan, air dragon who can also manipulate the weather, so I guess we have a nice water/air weather duo going on there.Pray to Ryu for rain so that harvests may flourish, or Quetzalcoatl-chan for fair weather and clear skies.Charon, the ferryman of souls and punisher of of the dead.Pharaoh, god of prosper and civilisation. Pray to her for material gain and a happy home.Apophis, god of darkness. Pray to her for... sex filled nights?Well, I never was any good with ideas. Any more gods to throw in the mix? Should I include Dragon (Fire) and Wurm (Earth) alongside Ryu and Quetzalcoatl?
>>12522337>>12522338>>12522341So she stays that way. Now, will she command you with her bare paws? I was thinking some sword would look awesome on a lieutenant, like KLK Satsuki. So, bare hands, or sword holding?>>12522346Seems some anons came up with this idea on last thread, I completely missed the fun. >>12516820 This is all they had, as far as I know.
>>12522361> Bare hands> Not BIG MEATY (Fluffy) PAWS
>>12522343I hope you like yandere lite version. As in, lite to the point where she's loving and tender.I hope you also like waiting.
>>12522366You missed the spoiler.
>>12522321At least Hitomi and EMG are consistently good.... Right?>>12522333http://i.imgur.com/JGU91bt.jpg>MFW people convincing a drawfag to render Anya as fluffy Siberian Goodness. MFW I never asked for this, since she was almost a half-joke brainfart.>>12522361I did Anya as a kind of joke since people went "MGs in space" and the first thing that came to mind was "That cuddly Slav Jinko who's the ungodly offspring of a Volcano and Incredible Hulk" in space.Apparently Anons in this thread seemed to enjoy the mental imagery of a Jinko telling her crewmate how some authorities let them dock at a station even with Captain's "flight stick" lodged into her.At the same time I love you anons and hate all of you, because now, inevitably you're going to sully my daughteru.What a crock of bollocks.
>>12522361Tacticool spacecheongsam.
>>12522372>inevitably you're going to sully my daughteru.>Implying she won't sully us.
>>12522372Who'd a thunk a child in which you disowned since you thought it was just a brainfart would become something this bigSmile to the camera, anon, you're famous
>>12522372>EMG are consistently good.LaughingCloaca.webm
>>12522380You make it sound like other shit i've thought up like P'Orcs and yandere Yuki-Onna weren't brainfarts either.But Jesus guys.Do you really, honest-to-God want to be hunted by your Siberian Jinko on a cold winter's eve, the impending threat of the inescapable "cuddling" she's about to give you creeping into the back of your mind when you thought this trip back to Earth was gonna be just a nice simple vacation?When she lifts easily 180 kg of weight in reduced gravity to keep her physical prowess up? When, by the end of the night you just know that you'll both be laying on the floor of the cabin you rented, the sweat cooling in the evening as she lovingly chuffs at you, seed dripping from her moist slit?Really, guys?
>>12522387Jesus christ, I just threw up a little.
>>12522387Da.
>>12522387S-stop it anonI have to go to work in an hour and don't want to spend four hours with a boner
>>12522242I would prefer a waifu similar to lizard girl instead of shit oni or fagazon.>>12522243>>12522257I rather date a NEET gazer than a whore
>>12522401Here we see Lizard Girls pretending to be Human Boys to try to make themselves look good
Wouldn't a succubus who controls her sexual urges be the purest monster girl ever?
>>12522243Remember folks. It's not rape; it's a snuggle with a struggle.
>>12522243Like any of us would be strong enough to rape a paladin
>>12522406She'd have the most willpower and self-control of any monstergirl.I wish succubi like them existed
>>12522391>Not wanting your waifu to lift that muchIt's like you want to get soft in space.It's like you want to take Pandora for gra-- wait, wrong media.
>>12522401No anon, you're the whore here. You'd probably take the P of the first mg who came breaking down your door.That's fine though, no one likes used goods like you
>>12522401No you wouldn't. It's easy to say you would, but you actually wouldn't.
>>12522415Muscle and bone integrity is important, but every once in a while I'd like to turn the gravity down to something like 10 or 20% for... special occasions.
>>12522358>Apophis>Goddess of Darkness and CHAOS
>>12522358I see the dragons as a sort of elemental combo, but not something to be worshipped as gods. speaking of, have you considered elementals? And we should probably have a goddess of lewd in there too, something separate from the DL, a Fallen God equivalent.
>>12522419See, this is why you're going to die sad and alone.I'm going to die sad and alone because I'm a nerd who loves Tokusatsu and Vidya and has negative self confidence.
>>12522425Don't you think the idea of a god of chaos is a bit weird? I mean, god means authority and isn't chaos against any kind of organization?
>>12522434I think usually gods/goddesses of chaos usually carry the nuance of being something detrimental rather than just pure randomness. Like with Eris being a goddess of chaos as well as strife and discord.
>>12522255Thank you for your hard work!
>>12522434Chaos is against any kind of human organization or logic, not necessarily divine "mysterious ways" organization or logic. The question is why anyone would worship such a god. Maybe she'd be one to appease rather than beseech?
>>12522425Okay, I'll add in chaos too.>>12522429Elementals are a fine idea. I just like the dragon idea because they're vaunted as mythological beings in some cultures, and weather control is a pretty awesome power. Wurms can carve out entire valleys and shift whole mountains, and Dragons can light up the whole night sky with their fire.I agree with that lewd god thing as well. I don't really want to take any specific characters or individuals from MGE, even though I'm more than happy to just take the regular MGs. Yes, I know I'm a hypocrite and no, I'm not going to change that.What would these threads' god of all things lewd be?
>>12522413>>12522413>This specific kind of creature that doesn't exist doesn't existk
>>12522387Wait, you're the guy who made all that P'Orc love?Oh well this changes everything. You're a god
>You will never introduce an Oni, who's new to your world, to all the different types of alcohol there are, from stout to absinthe.>You will never watch her face light up when you give her a bottle of Wandering Poet Sake.It actually hurts.
>>12522453No.I'm an attention whore who deserves to be paddled.I can handle one at the most.Two i'm under the table,Three i'm under a Holst.
>>12522452I mean in /mgt/'s writing or art.Can't recall seeing anyone write about a succubus who hasn't made herself chaste until she finds her true love. To be fair though, I haven't read that much stuff with succubi in it, in the first place
>>12522336>most people say all succubi are ntr skuts who cuckold their husbandsAnd yet nobody cared when someone brought up the idea of a submissive Manticore. Having Succubutts be NTRing sluts who cuckold their husbands all the time gets tiring after a while.
>>12522451If you want an MG I'd say echidna or lilim would be the best bet. Past that you'd have to MGEify some existing god of love or somesuch.
>>12522459Why make herself chaste until she finds true love? What if she makes herself chaste AFTER finding true love?
>>12522443Chaos is perceived as detrimental only because we love order so much. I personally don't see it like this. Quite ironically, chaos is part of natural order. It turns predictable into something new. Sometimes it's good for you, sometimes bad. So why think of chaos as something bad?>>12522449Chaos is chaos, it's the opposite of order. It doesn't matter is it human or divine order, chaos should be its opposite.If for some reason god of chaos would exist, he would be worshiped by fools thinking there is a way to turn chaos into good luck. Maybe some madmen.
>>12522481>Chaos is chaos, it's the opposite of order. It doesn't matter is it human or divine order, chaos should be its opposite.What I was saying was that mortal chaos might still be divine order, we just wouldn't understand it. If she only works on the mortal level then there's nothing out of place with a god of "chaos," since what she's doing isn't actually chaos so far as the gods are concerned. That said, I'd really rather her be a god of darkness and the moon. Still the opposite of pharaoh, but now people might have a decent reason to worship her, maybe assassins sailors and travelers would do so for protection.
>>12522358>>12522425It'd sound better if Apophis was Goddess of the moon and of entertainment?
>>12522510I kind of like that interpretation too. After all, Apophis as the Egyptian demon was Ra, the sun god's, opposite.
>>12522510I want to party with Grape Snake.
>>12522333So far. Later will continue.
Paladins win again!
>>12522553Wunderbar.
>>12522553Love the cape with fur trim.
>>12522553I didn't think she'd be so well dressed.
>>12522564Poorfags can't into space. >>12522553My only complaint is that her neck seems a little skinny. Everything else is some level or another of YES.
>>12522553I was expecting her to have more of a neutral, yet slightly upbeat look on her face, whose expressions can be easily readable when her mood changes.But holy fuck are you a skilled drawfag. I'm loving it.
>>12522564Cosmonaut's need formal dress attire, too
>>12522553I always imagined her kind of wearing the same kind of clothing as Ellen Ripley, being a lieutenant and all.But goddamnit Loen, you're doing God's work.Does my heart bad to go thumpa-thump to the daughteru
>>12522575Even if they're stranded on a space station?
>>12522584Especially if they're stranded on a space station.
>>12522575>Dresses and gowns designed to flow and flair out in lower gravity conditions
>>12522584Of course, what if they end up getting taken to some extraterrestrial event? As a representative of Earth they need to give a good first impression....oh dear god, imagine if MGs were our ambassadors for Earth.
>>12522591I guess she needs to look presentable if any Human-crewed vessel comes in to dock.
>>12520022>That manfaceDropped harder than a maiden's chastity after awakening to The Fallen God.
>>12522602You call that manface?That's not rhetorical, by the way. I can't see what you see that makes it look manface-y.
>>12522593>Anya is with you on the flight deck of a more luxurious cruiser belonging to an Admiral>Ensign is shaking beside the colossal Jinko"Ensign, making unto brace self.""Pardon?">Thrusters engage>Ensign gets launched back several feet as you and your wife just stand there, capes flowing with panache>Sigh softly as she smirks to you"He vas warned."
>>12522612You know, I've never thought about it before, but does momentum actually apply to a spacecraft's internal contents (such as people) in that situation?I mean, I know there's the huge amounts of G force due to upwards acceleration opposite to gravity's direction during takeoff.But if a spacecraft away from any bodies of gravity is at rest (or moving with no acceleration), and then suddenly applies a huge amount of thrust in one direction to accelerate, does that cause everyone in freefall/microgravity conditions to fly off in the opposite direction within the spacecraft?It's one of those things I've never really thought about before.
>>12522641You're thinking too hard.
>>12522641Yes. In reality, if you're free-floating in a box at zero gravity, and then suddenly that box is sent hurling into space at +1000 km/h, you're going to be splattered against the wall.
>>12522553>"Oh god! Oxygen just got shot! What are we going to do?!""Being of calm mind leetle Ensign, back when Anya was leetle ensign, we save oxygen by holding of breath, that way we ration air, like in old country where we ration space bear stew."
>>12522641Whoops. Pardon the redundant "I've never really thought about it before."I went off to Google to see if I could find an answer, but didn't see anything that jumped out after searching for "internal momentum in freefall". Then I came back and finished typing.>>12522647Whenever I'm thinking of anything beyond sex with monstergirls, I'll always be thinking too hard.I guess I can look at this this way. There's a can with a bean in it. The can is a completely closed system. It's dropped, the bean is in freefall. Then force acts on the can, pushing it perpendicular to it's descent. Does it move relative to the bean, or does the bean remain in the same place within the can?>>12522652Well, I guess that answers that. I know this is one of those things that is probably just common sense, or a very simple momentum question, but sometimes I just doubt myself and think "but wait, wouldn't it go this way, or would it not work like that? What if it does, and I'm just completely oversimplifying it? Or what if I'm being too simple and it's actually more complicated than that?"Repeat that ad infinitum and you basically get my mind on an average day.
Would a sentient monstergirl leave a guy who's bored out of his mind all the time be at peace if politely asked?
>>12522678Sentient, no.Sapient, maybe.
>>12522678What does being sentient have to do with it? All monstergirls are sentient. As is most every animal.
>>12522678I don't understand the question
>>12522684Ain't some of them kind of feral, like Ushi-Onis and Werebats?
Favorite Jingai Shunman doujin?The bat one was cute
>>12522687If you ask your monster waifu (who can think for herself) to leave you alone, would she?>>12522678I suppose it would depend on the species and the her degree of attachment to the guy in question.
>>12522687>>12522698By "leave him be" I mean refrain from proactively dating him when he's clearly not having a good day.
>>12522705So to give him some space?
>>12522693Either the one with ant daughterwaifu, the bat, or the Arachne.
>>12522705>Listening to their human tell them to not do something they want to do>EverYour Monster Girl would be beta as fuck for that
>>12522691But they're still sentient. If they can think with the same sort of fidelity as a human, being able to recognise other minds and that they have their own thoughts and emotions, then forming or avoiding bonds and that sort of thing, then they're sapient too.
>>12522705>>12522707That's what I figured.
>>12522708Ant one was Stockholm syndrome as fuck but was pretty cute too
>>12522716The Anon who asked the question should've worded it better
>>12522710>Implying Kapitan-Anon doesn't subdue Anya with the dreaded tummy rubs that send her into chuffing fits in the bedroom, or gripping her paw digitsDo you even not be a beta.
>>12522724Yeah, pardon my poor choice of words.
>>12522693The werebat and the spider girl are the best ones by far. That endings.
>>12522728Eh, no big deal
>>12522722Stockholm Syndrome is my favorite syndromeI really wish there was more writefaggotry about it
Gentlemen, is it possible to proactively date monster girls?
>>12522738Depends on the MG. Some are more brash than others, and would rather go straight to the point than drag it along
>>12522737Agreed.
>>12522738>Anon feels like he has big balls>Decides he'll turn the tables on a Monster Girl and rape her>Sees Oomukade walking around the corner>Perfect.webm>Grabs her and pins her down>Neglects to notice her Red Oni Big Sister who was following behind her (Related via Echidna)>Gets pinned to the curb by the Oni>Viciously ridden while passerbyes laugh at him>Oni sister than tells her little sister to bite Anon>Anon freaks out>Too late, he gets bitten>Oomukade poison fills his body, quickly making him addicted>Becomes her cum dispenser for a while, but realizes that Anon isn't her type>Can't dump Anon back into society because mindbroken>Donates him to the local 'Brothel for Unpopular Monster Girls">Spends his days getting fucked by the likes of Matango and other undesirables>The need and desire for the Oomukade Poison is still strong as ever thoughSuch is life for the rebellious soul in Monster Girl City
>>12522738Depends on the type like other anon said, your chances of being able to rape an oni are quite low, but you could probably rape a harpy or something small like that
>>12522747I just got a boner, thanks anon.
>>12522747>'Brother for Unpopular Monster Girls'What kind of poor souls would be sent to a wretched hive such as there? ...well, besides the Matango.
>>12522754It's probably a place where Monster Girls like Matangos and that Shit Eating one and Futa Chesires can go and lose their virginity.Government Funded by those nice Succubi in office, and a part of Pharaoh's "No Monster Girl Left Behind" campaign.
>>12522754Most insect girlsIt literally would be a hive
>>12522387>Made Siberian Jinko>Made P'Orc loveYou go in the pantheon, you sir are an oracle.
>>12522759>Pharaoh's "No Monster Girl Left Behind" campaignWell that's nice of her.
>>12522754slug girls, fat ones thing good honest husbandos like myself would prefer to avoid in favor of better, healthier monster girls
>>12522773I thought Apophis's 'War on Virgin' campaign was more impactful. The fact that there are so many human boy virgins in the world is disgusting, we need to spread awareness about the dangers of virginity.Think of the children Anon.
>>12522738Yes, where there's a will there's a way.You gonna get called a faggot, but I'm all for proactive dating of MGs.
>>12522781I don't know, that sounds like it'd get out of hand super fastthen again, I'm not voting for neither. Full on Hathor supporter
>>12522784Faggot.
>>12522767Let's not and say we did.Not even a consistent writefaggot for that matter.
>>12522784Faggot
what monster girl is "asking for it?"
>>12522790>>12522795I'm going to drug an MG and fuck her asshole until it is a frotting, quivering ,mess and you can suck my shit and cum covered dick if you disapprove.
>>12522805Alice.
>>12522805DormouseEveryone remembers Dormouses, right?
>>12522805Alp
>>12522806You are an even bigger faggot than the people who want to be Alps. I honestly can't think of anyone at this moment right now who is a more homosexual than you are.
>>12522791Well make sure you don't get a big head from all this stuff, we like what you've made so far but don't become a faggot from all the love.
>>12522806Faggot.
>>12522805HolstaurusWightDamphir Wyvern LilirauneAlice MerrowYeti
>>12522805Asking for it?
>>12522815>muh femdomI laughed.>>12522817I am not your father.
>>12522806>an MG
>>12522805Your wife.
>>12522805Draco
>>12522820You know, "IT"
>>12522816I have a Siberian Jinko story somewhere in the backlog. But it won't be Anya. She's ya'll's daughter now too and it'd be bad to pull a dick move like "NO THIS IS HOW SHE SHOULD BE 100% OF THE TIME" when she was just a concept to begin with that you guys helped flesh out.>Get a big headI'm probably the biggest self-detractor here next to Bob since every time I attempt to write something I tell myself it's shit and lock it away.But again, Anya belongs to you guys too. All one can do now without tarnishing the image we all have for her is to sit back and let things take their course.Loen is still a God, though
>>12522821You can like maledom and dislike rape, you know.
>>12522831"IT"? http://i.imgur.com/Xytw66f.png
>>12522841Pennywise is best Stephen King girl.
>>12522822I didn't think you guys still existed.>>12522835>doesn't like rape>in a monstergirl thread>the Viking of disaproval looks in your direction.jpg
>>12522845That's not The Mangler.
>>12522833I just want Anya to make me the little spoon on a cold night.
>>12522845>not Randal Flagg
>>12522852Given he went out like a bitch he may as well be King's second best girl.>Pennywise>Not best girl since It was the only Stephen King villain turned into an MG
>>12522848You should always expect me when you put an where it doesn't belong, as long as I'm not doing something else.
>>12522848>doesn't like rapeI'm talking about female rape.
>>12522852>Ronda FlaggYou know I never got who that was exactly. It seemed to be the bad guy in The Stand, Eyes of the Dragon, and also a midboss in the Dark Tower.But they don't seem to be the same person exactly.
>>12522856It's good to know that there are still people here who care about things like that.
>>12522861Actually, just like It and Gan, Randal Flagg is basically omnipresent in the King multiverse.
>>12522864Wasn't It just some kind of weird being that feeds on fear? I remember that creepy ass house in the Dark Tower being mentioned as a similar creature.
>>12522857Fuck off whiteknight.
>>12522871"It" was a physical manifestation of the Deadlights on Earth, and there's fan speculation that the creepy empathic fuckwad from Dark Tower was one of Pennywise's offspring since at the end of the novel it was revealed that She/It had laid a fuckton of eggs.
>>12522873Nah.
>>12522876Yah.
>>12522875So how do the Deadlights tie into He Who Walks Behind the Rows?Some of the only obvious references between books I remember are stuff like the Mist being a thinny other than a few repeated character names.
>>12522884They don't tie into him at all.Though there's speculation ala fans and that one Wiki that He Who Walks Behind The Rows may be Randall Flagg.Since the guy is essentially the Anti-Gan/Devil incarnate.
>>12522891So if Randall Flagg is like the Devil, why does he play second fiddle to the Crimson King when it matters?
>>12522896Maybe because unlike Randall Flagg, who's still ludicrously fucking powerful the Crimson King CONTROLS the Deadlights?
>>12522900Goddamn, that just makes the end of the Dark Tower even more disappointing. I mean the end, not the end end. You know what I mean.
Scales or fluffy tails?
>>12522914Spadetails
>>12522914That's a dangerous question, anon
>>12522914abs and obliques in spats with tanlines
>>12522818>YetiAgreed. She's just asking for the H
>>12522914Scales
>>12522914Poofy paws.
>>12522914Both.
>>12521505>>12521588I've already sworn a blood oath regarding the next thing I write, so with much sumimasen, it would dishonour my family's ghosts to go Red Moon instead.Thanks for the doppelwaifu appreciation, anyway. You don't see that many slice-of-life mg stories compared to boy-meets-girl-and-rape-happens ones, so I thought it'd be neat to try. Glad someone liked it.Doppel is loev.Doppel is lief.
>>12522914http://i.imgur.com/bm15fKg.jpgPuffy vulva
>>12522914Scales that feel as soft as fluffy tails?Also Fluff golem when?
My introvert mind and the tastes I have for piano keeps hitting in my mind a situation where you need to live in a house with a Jinko, Wolf and another not so small MG and take care of them. Your only friend on the first days is that awesome piano on the living room, since the MGs doesn't seem to like you at first.
>>12522935Who is the guy drawling these, I must see more
>>12522914Fluffy poof on the end of a Holstaurus tail.
Lamia: Why. Do. You. Keep. Meeting. That. WOMAN You: For fucks sake, she's my sister!Lamia: SO WHAT, YOU BELONG TO ME!!!!! Would you smack a lamia? I'd smack a lamia.Posessive monstergirls a shit.
>>12522944http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=9470He has quite a few doujins/manga out there that are pretty hot from the previews I can find, but I've only ever been able to find a single old one of his that's been scanned. It's a damn shame.
>>12522944He retired when his fox waifu came to life and married him.
>>12522949Obsessive yandere a best.Possessive yandere a shit.
>>12522949>"SO WHAT, YOU BELONG TO ME!"As long as she doesn't let her jealously make her hurt anyone, I'm kinda fine with this, I wouldn't hit her for that.Having a waifu that keeps reminding everyone that you're her "property" in a cute way is my fetish. No Yandere, though.
>>12522943Bury your loneliness in your playing, putting a piece of your soul in each tune you play, enraptured, and not noticing each of them watching you , making love to them with your playing until they're about ready to burst and jump you? I thought music was supposed to soothe the beast.
>>12522956Possessively obsessive yandere a super best
>>12522956Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, Man.
>>12522962nope
>>12522956Agreed.
>>12522962Fuck no.
>>12522968>>12522973>my opinion > your opinion
>>12522962Mah niggaI just want someone who wants me
>>12522959Yeah, that's what supossed to happen. Wanted to write it down at first, but couldn't think of something better to continue.
>>12522962until you find out that shes a taxidermist and has a museum full of ex-boyfriends
>>12522983Better than carrying a stuffed doll full of the remains of her failed "Brothers".I wouldn't mind being stuffed by a taxidermist.
>>12522983> but I wanted to stuff YOUR cavities with my white filling!
>>12522982Do it, add a fourth girl who sporadically visits, have her support him, taking a piece he played and showing it to someone she knows can help his playing be heard by all. He becomes famous, his roomates can't go anywhere without being questioned what it's like to live with such a famous, talented person, until they can't stand it anymore and go to him, only to find him in the arms of fourth girl because hesitant bitches don't get the d.>inb4 ntrHe wasn't in a relationship with any of them.
>>12522983I believe yanderes, especially in an MGs case, would stick with one guy. Anyways only yangires would do that. Faggot.
>>12522975Yes, my opinion is greater than yours, also correct, enjoy captivity and eventual boat ride.
Didn't see it here yet but TF is posting over in /a/ with the new chapter now.>>>/a/114272479
>>12523005Bitch, at least I won't have to worry about my waifu sucking 37 dicks, unlike you.
>>12522999What happens to yanderes who lose the object of their affection, as in he dies or moves the fuck away to where even she can't find him, not that he ran away from her because to him she didn't even exist.
>>12523005Everyone has to enjoy the eventual boat ride though anon.We all get to meet Charon someday. I hope you're prepared. I know shes dying to meet you.
>>12523012I don't think you understand how yandere works.
>>12522997I already had a fourth girl, a Kitsune who would work for the people who calls him to work there.Maybe I can write it down, but 21:21 here now and I have to get some sleep. My mind is my best friend atm, planing to write a detailed plot for a game too. (Kingdom Hearts style) with some light and darkness and some world travelling.
>>12523010Thank you for the update anon
>>12523021Maybe it's you who doesn't understand how they work?
>>12523012>37 dicksIn a row?
>>12523012Also, how does you not being there keep her from sucking dicks? Didn't think this through very well did you?
>>12523023>Kingdom Hearts styleNo.If you are to go with a story similar to a game it has to be MGS3 or DMC.
>>12523015>he diesHires a Lich. >moves the fuck awayMonstergirls have crazy tracking abilities.
>>12523010Anybody got a link to the live stream? I can't find it in my mess of bookmarks.
>>12523032You REALLY don't know how yanderes work.
>>12523028Yandere are [YOU]sexual, I don't have to worry about what you said at all.
>>12523037If you're gonna be glib shit then fuck off.
>>12523033It's more the Light/Darkness and world travelling anyways.But I'll take the feedback, gonna study the DMC plot (last I played was 3).
>>12523046I'll fuck off when you do.
>>12523038I dunno. They're more about keeping anyone else from touching you. Sucking thirty-seven dicks in a row might be considered a fair price to pay to have that pesky overly friendly childhood friend elf disposed of.
>>12523046Why are you so fanny flustered?>>12523052Avoid DmC's canon, please.
>>12523052As long as it's just that, and no emo/fagggy character, then that's alright.>>12523057That is a good question. Why is that anon so analpocalypsed?
>>12523057I'll try.I even got trailer/teasers and ending scene/credits.. I'm trying to do what people wanted to FF/JRPG to be.I'm listening to a song that I would totally add on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd7ggm04GFo
>>12523062Indigestion?
>>12523065Maybe the hotdog he was being fucked by got lost in his intestines?
>>12523057FUCK YOU
>>12523062>no emo/fagggy.I'm aware of that. Mid 20s man, married, waifu also party member.
>>12523071Where were you when someone said that Donte was stronger than Dante.
>>12523068Seems to me he might need some Pepto Bismo
>>12523053>oh, it was bait>>12523056>[...]Then the attempts to reassure herself begin. More painful, scarring sex play, just to let you know "this body is only for you." No matter how violent or messy, she does it with a broken smile. The meals become dull as she starts going out less and ordering in more. Minor things she can pick up from faceless stores to show you that she doesn't NEED other people, so long as she has you. The artwork of herself she leaves in your desk at work (should you bother to show, as you're so busy being full of her and dumping bodies of the ones who'd dare even glance...). The jagged crying night sessions - tears spilling down her face as she smiles delightfully, her voice full of laughter as she takes on any abuse, just for you.>The moment of broken screaming when she realizes despite all this devotion, you STILL don't trust her.>And then you walk in one day and find that she's jammed the biggest kitchen knife she could find into her sexual organs. That tearful, joy-filled face saying, you know, darling, you were right, my thoughts were impure and clouded by other faces, so I punished myself, but now it's fine. I've punished those involved, too, those evil people that caught me in my moment of weakness・A yandere wouldn't let anyone else touch her, maybe if ordered to by the one she loves.
>>12523057>tfw I have an older brother who thinks DmC is better than the other Devil May Cry gamesWhat can one man do against reckless faggotry?
would you fuck a human girl?
>>12523073Go for early-late 30s.
>>12523080If she were a qt DFC girl then yes.
>>12523071FUCK YUUUUUUUUUUUUU>And then Anon's room was flooded with vomit
>>12523079Has he ever played them?Or is he just a casual baby-man.?
>>12523081Want a teaser?>Flying on some birds with party members>Something Giant crosses the screen>MC fallshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWB8P4jbsAA>Name of the game.
>>12523087I can't be sure, but apparently he also thinks Sword Art Online is better than JoJoI'm trying to get them to see the light, but I can't do it on my own.
>>12523080You've been reported to the FBI you sick son of a bitch
>>12523091>That spoilerHow do you do it anon? How do you care for someone that mental handicapped?
>>12523071you cant make me have fun.jpg
>>12523091You should euthanize him.There is no hope for him.
>>12523091>That spoilerI didn't think such utter shit taste was possible.
>>12523091>That spoilerYou are a stronger man than most.
>>12523083>DFCYou worthless bastard.
>>12523080they are the worst, like tanukis without mg partsSHIT
>>12523078The husband/boyfriend is a fucking idiot. You can trust a yandere with your SSN, house keys, safe combination, guns, ect.
>>12523110Don't you talk shit about DFC or I'll have my imouto's bapho friends rape the shit outta you.
>>12523034Yes, but what is she, for whatever reason, CANNOT, reach him? Have you seen this? Has anyone?
>>12523117Beautiful firm ass > Large tits >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit > DFC
>>12523107>>12523103>>12523096I try a little harder every day.>>12523099No, anon. I can't. He may have shit taste, but he's my bro, man. Life finds a way.
>>12523117>Loli>Do anythingI can literally push them off. Their threats mean nothing.
>>12523121What if I like a big firm ass with DFC?>>12523123You say that but MGs are stronger than you. I'd also like to see you fight off an entire covenant of baphomets. I'll be watching, laughing, as you get mind broken into liking DFC.
>>12523117FLAT CHEST A SHIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!
>>12523120>cannotShe will find him, and she will cuddle him.>>12523122I've got a large sack and know of a river, in case his taste gets any worse.
>>12523117>baphomet>anything but shit
Does you're waifu look good in a snow-suit.
>>12523112I was just trying to show that anon that a yandere is loyal to the end, and would never betray him. Yandere is love.
>>12523126Then you should stick to tomboys.
Guys stop pretending to be retarded. We all know cowtits are good for nothing and cause back problems later in life. DFC is justice. The A - B cup breasts are like beautiful budding flowers in the spring.
>>12523131Aaaand I forgot y link.
Ah, fuck it.http://i.imgur.com/bbiD5u3.jpg
>>12523132But I wouldn't let her do that to herself. I would 1-up her love in every way.>>12523134Who let this fag in?
>>12523126And I will be there to defend him, along with the sister of The Reverse Sabbath. COWTITS HO!
>>12523134DCT is good for actually pleasing a man. You can please a man with a washing board now can you? Also if you don't have any tits how can you expect to actually breast feed and raise healthy children? No wonder their always so angry and small, they have inferior genetics.
>>12523134B-cup is best.Hint of DFC, but also just enough to be distinguished as tits among the DCT enthusiast.The perfect compromise.
>>12523139>Dante SantaNow that's one badass Santa Claus.
>>12523142I've always been here anon. Writing, baiting, preaching the good word of DFC. Don't you want some delicious bapho scouts cookies? Or perhaps a girl at your dick height level, perfect for standing blow jobs unless you're a manlet
>>12523150Loli a shit.
>>12523145I bet youre the draco dike faggot, F cups or higher only.
>>12523142Anon don't!>Speaking of my own personal methods for dealing with yandere that might not work for some people, when a girl I'll accept becomes yandere for me, I become yandere for her. That's right, all that crazy shit. No looking at other men, not allowed to leave my presence for more than 3 hours, etc. I'll stalk my precious yandere all the time and make sure no other men can get near her. Well, at least at first.>The problem with continuing this practice is that you can't out yan the yandere. It would only drive her to a higher state of mental instability. Think about it - you're stalking her everyday. She realizes it's YOU who's the third person walking by her to the grocer's, or getting her car fixed, or chatting with the neighbors as people jog by. She starts wondering, "does he think me unfaithful? But... but that's impossible. It's just him I care for - only him!"And then what I previously posted happens.
DFC or big ol' holstaurus tittiesSnake cloaca or horse pussyPaladin or succubutts To dick or not to dick the daughteru These issues and more on this edition of mmg
>>12523132yandere is love, especially after the girl makes a pair of shoes with his boyfriend so they can walk through life together
>>12523150Your tastes are the equivalent of Bob's writing capabilities.
>>12523155EMGs Lamias a shit.
>>12523157>OpinoinsFact. Girls with DFC has less medical complications later on in life, and tit size has nothing to do with milk production. Im simply thinking of the best for my waifu, meanwhile youre a selfish faggot who only cares about his dick.
>>12523154I wouldn't go THAT far. Maybe I would, impregnate her and ask for her hand in marriage
>>12523150While I don't out right hate DFC and their supporters, you have to understand, Hathor has been gaining support for quite a while now. DCT is winning, I accept you people so long as you don't insult DCT, which you already have, but baphomet is literally shit considering no matter what she rewires your brain to like her, which is something only a shit would need to do.
We should meet in a field and fight bare knuckled to settle this DFC vs DCT once and for all.DCT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dfc
>>12523155Those stories and Andy Rooney, tonight on 600 more posts before a new thread
>>12523162Those problems only apply to human women. You claim that it is superior, but look around. Where is the love for DFC? Where are the numerous fans? There are very few, for most love DCT, not DFC.Face it, you're a minority.
>>12523155I missed daughteru dicking posts!?profound sadness
>>12523170Yeah okay mate, I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Oni Seals and have over 3,000 confirmed kills.>>12523173The greatest warriors in history fought for what they believed in despite being outnumbered. And guess what they won. At one point in time a majority thought the world was flat too, but a smart minority proved them wrong.
>>12523164Anon, just read this.http://forums.megatokyo.com/index.php?showtopic=1736400
>>12523179Yes, they proved it was, BIG and ROUUUUND, two things flatties cannot be.
>>12523179>The greatest warriors in history fought for what they believed in despite being outnumbered. And guess what they wonI don't think you've studied history very well if you think that the underdog always won. You are not a subjugated minority, only when you try to rise up and stir up trouble do we shoot you back down because that's how it goes.
>>12523179If you are referencing the Spartans, they won a few battles, but lost the war.
>>12523179>At one point in time a majority thought the world was flat tooAnd at one point DFC was the majority, both times big and round and beautiful proved to be the scientifically correct answer.
>>12523179>getting decimated just so you can bitch to your children about how your lands were conquered by shitty invaders but fought with valor ignoring all you know and loved is mostly gone>winningSamurai pls.
>>12523181Interesting.
>>12523199>And at one point DFC was the majorityFucking when?
>>12523206During the dark ages, where man was blinded from the truth by the oppressive DFC lovers.
proportional chest best chest
>>12522553She looks like a thundercat.
>>12523206Actually about 54% of American men prefer flatter chests while about 68% of Japanese men prefer bigger chests. This says two things. 1) If not even a majority of Americans like all that fat that should tell you something 2) Japan like always has shit taste and therefore you should not strive to be like them.
>>12523238>PercentagesWow, it's fucking nothing!
>>12523238Western fashion and depictions of beauty focus heavily on 'thinness.'
>>12523238>going by studies>percentagesGo back to riding the short bus, kid.
>>12523232>Husband to be showing Anya Sword of Omens now>Niet>Da
>>12522553Not bad but I'm starting to feel like her heart is two sizes too small. http://imgur.com/xqWxytn
>>12522553Looks a little furryish to me.
>>12523016Good! I like puns!
>>12523257It's the "whiskers."
>>12523261>Everyone's groaning and yelling at her to shut the hell up>One Anon actually encourages herI hope we don't all end up on the same boat, because it's going to be a bumpy ride
>>12523265Side burns
>>12523276>implying I wouldn't toss all you faggots overboard
>>12523279>Implying you wouldn't be the first tossed overboard for encouraging her
>>12523279>implying I wouldn't break your legs and arms, then fuck Charon Silly in front of you
>>12523276>>12523279>>12523281>>12523282I wanna be on this boat.
>>12523281>implying I would>>12523282You make me laugh tiny man.
>>12523292>tiny manDon't talk tough unless you graduated top of your class, became a navy seal, and scored 100+ confirmed kills.
>>12523276>>12523279>>12523281>>12523282>>12523289>Anons tell Charon to stop making puns>Charon mumbles defeated>One Anon tries to punch the other for encouraging her earlier>The boat shakes>Charon's eyes flash up>"Hey Anons! Wanna guess what my second favorite thing to do is?">"TO ROCK THE BOAT (ROCK THE BOAT BABY)ROCK THE BOAT (DON'T TIP THE BOAT OVER)">"ROCK THE BOAT (DON'T ROCK THE BOAT BABY)">"ROCK THE BOOOOOOOOOAAATTTT"
>>12523296>Sorry, I got a little carried away there anon>You could say I sailed away>come on, come sail awayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm-Vh3j8sys
>>12523296We gonna rape Charon aren't we?
>>12523307No, Charon is for tender love
>>12523307Do not dick the ferrywoman
>>12523307Nigga I will punch you if you try it.
>>12523307>"I'll rock your boat!"
>>12523308We gonna love her tenderly, a la Garden?>>12523309Why not? I'd like to hear sex related puns.
>>12523307I wouldn't, I'd be too busy trying to figure out what the fuck I'm supposed to do for a living in the underworld once I'm dead.I'd just sit back and watch, I wouldn't approve of it, but it's not like I could do anything about it if it happened.
>>12523310Don't blame me for what happens to you.
>>12523312>I'd like to hear her sex related punsSee, you're the first to get tossed off the boat just because you want to hear her puns and would probably root her on for more
>>12523315I say the same.
>mfw sitting in the back of the boat watching this go down.http://imgur.com/5AlAvuo
>>12523313Why do anything? No need to eat or sleep, to stave off boredom?
>>12523313You can do standup comedy with Robin Williams.>How about that Paul Walker? He went from Fast and Furious, to Gone in Sixty Seconds!
>>12523317Get your own threat.
>>12523316So what the fuck do you want to do during the ride, just sit there looking sullen?
>>12523323I'm lazy.
>>12523329The ride's a long ass ride, Anon. Do you really want to hear puns for what feels like an endless amount of hours?
>>12523332It wouldn't be any different than sitting in this thread and waiting for it to die.
>>12523296http://i.imgur.com/oVEO8Ih.png>TFW I had originally saved this as>Rock Her Boat.jpgToday's the day.
>>12523332That's why we rape her. Don't you want to cleanse her after all that hobo rape?
By the end of the ride, Charon's boat would probably be full of seamen.If you get my meaning.
I want to ride alone with Charon in her boat while holding her hand
>>12523282>implying she wouldn't friend zone you like the beta you are
Since people were talking about it earlier today, I got the itch and wrote down 5.5k words of succusmut. That's a lot for me in a day. There's cliches and puns and a few things different, but hopefully a few people will enjoy it. It was mostly an exercise in trying something a little different from my usual.http://imgur.com/7KElQwGhttp://pastebin.com/ss7XyKqXResponses determine if it gets added to the main pastebin or chucked, so comments are extra welcome. Hope you enjoy.
>>12523319>>12523321Then I guess I'd just try to sleep until I got to my destination or something.
>>12523335That's like saying you're fine with 3000 posts on non stop high impact punination. The ship'll start getting violent because everyone would start hating them and next thing you know it there's human sacrifices, wolfgirl and catgirls living together- MASS HYSTERIA!
>>12523354At least it'd be lively.
>>12523367Eh, I guess you're right
>>12523369It'd be like one happy, if dysfunctional, family.I think Charon would like it, and wish the ride would never end.
>>12523372She'd probably start getting lost on purpose to extend the moment
>>12523375>anons are pissed that it's taking over 2000 years to reach the afterlife>Charon still keeps getting lost on purpose, not wanting the lively times to end>Or losing the closest thing to a group of friends she'll ever get
>>12523350DreamYou fucking roody poo. More.
>>12523383More like his stepdaughter invaded his dream to fuck him because she's so beta she didn't have the guts to do it for real.
>>12523382I love how we turned this around into a happy ending. We really are all softies.
>>12523390I think the same could be said of him.
>>12523392Charon is a qt, how could we not give her a happy ending
>>12523395I ain't saying it's a bad thing
>>12523394But if he dicks the daughteru, she'll never grow up and leave the house. He should still probably do it.
>>12523350What's the point of giving him a flash drive in a dream? Was sh ejust fucking with him?
>>12523403>she'll never leaveJust as planned.
>>12523408You're a bad father anon but I like the way you think
>>12523404If someone thinks they're being cheated on, it's a lot easier to convince them to cheat too.
>>12523413But she wants to stay, why should I push her away?
>>12523420Because you shouldn't do things like that to her. This ain't the South OR Japan.
>>12523420Because she'll become too dependent on you, she's gotta know how to rape so she wont get sick, do you want that anon? For your daughter to get sick because of you?
>>12523427>Equating the South with what is barley even a country any moreI am insulted.
>>12523427Ironically enough, if we were in the south in MGE this wouldn't happen, since order presence is so strong there. Or maybe it would, better to dick your own daughter than dick a monster.Muh moralsWrong thread, wrong site.>>12523429Why would she get sick? She has me.
>>12516618Has any drawfag drawn mg's interacting with feels guy or Pepe?
http://youtu.be/0jZwBWf8d4M?t=2mJust another day at MGC.
>>12523438That's the one thing I don't like about living down here, at least I don't have to interact with people on a daily basis. Just give me my cow-titted girl and leave me alone.
>>12523448>Not interacting with friendly southernersWhy would you ever deprive yourself so? If you don't like the religious stuff or the politics, just don't talk about it. Most people are polite enough not to do it anyway unless you're friends. Hell, it's an ancient southern saying to never discuss politics at the dinner table.
>>12523448I lived in south Carolina for a while last year, I liked the quiet, but driving from place to place was murder, everything is so far away from everything else.
>>12523447accurate up until the "whaddya say?", which would in fact be her grabbing the guy and going to town.The 'yes' is always assumed.
>>12523453I meant with those kinds of people. I'm fine interacting with the people who live around me and the people in town but in the city people are just dumb, at least where I've been.>>12523457That's one of the perks, you get to just cruise and think and chill out, you don't have to always been in a hurry to go everywhere. I like things spaced out down here, better than Europe where every city is within 20 miles of the next one.
>>12523438Anon if you die, who'll feed your daughteru?
>>12523471Uncle Tom.
>>12523471>what is necromancy?If you wouldn't defy death for your daughteru, I find you lacking.
>>12523471She'd get extremely hungry.
>>12523457It's the opposite if you come from big states.>What do you mean you can drive through more than one state state in an hour? Just start combining some of those backwards tiny old colonies together. Massajershampwarealand Island. That'll work.
>>12523473Uncle Tom doesn't sound like a very trustworthy person
>>12523276I'd be flirting with her probably. I'll do my best to not make the boat ride a living hell.
>>12523475she's a growing girl.
>>12523477Fucking totally, I swear there's like 2 cities in Delaware, how are they gonna fit more into a state smaller than half the ranches down here?
>>12523479But he's a great singer.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bWyhj7siEY
>>12523474Anon there's a reason I don't like talking to dead people, once they start talking they never shut upSo unless my daughter makes friends with a Lich family I ain't coming back
>>12523480For you.
>>12523481>Anon starts flirting with the ferrywoman>she gets distracted by his charms>She gets lostoh yeah, real good idea. While you're at it, why don't you get the driver drunk too! We'll TOTALLY make it to the afterlife in record time!
>>12523493Why leave the boat and Charon?
>>12523471Now I'm imagining a story where a father dies when his monster daughteru is at an early age, but makes some kind of contract with a Lich to bring him back from the dead and keep him alive long enough for him to take care of his daughter until she matured enough to be able to live by herself.Once she'd become an adult, he'd finally be in peace with himself and fade away for good. I wonder how his daughter would react to all of this...God dammit, I didn't want to feel right now.
>>12523493I kinda want to see Charon drunk, she'd probably be really cute and sexier
>>12523473>>12523485He's gonna be taking his balls home in a paper bag if he goes anywhere near my daughteru.>>12523487I feel bad for your daughteru.
>>12523500>Daughteru comes up with an idea >Dad won't leave if she doesn't become mature enough to take care of herself>So if she doesn't do that, her Dad won't ever leave her
>>12523500That kind of happened in a recent story.
>>12523475>>12523480>>12523488God damn it.
>>12523502>implying i would have a daughteruNah anon, the only time I would like to involve myself with monsters would be if I could become like Max Payne
>>12523505But would she be able to endure the pain of seeing her dad struggling to live beyond his time just to see her grow up everyday? Would she be able to endure seeing his tired and battered, yet happy smile for so long?
>>12523509>TFW you can escape Bob, you can escape Claire, but you will never be free from Baneposting
>>12523506Which one? I'd like to read it.
>>12523516After enough time she would realize what her selfishness is doing to him.Then she would do whatever to make him go back peacefully. Daughteru and her Dead Father, coming to a theater near you.
>>12523516Damn.>>12523511You want the tragedy of losing your family?
>>12523521Yes. That and I want to slow-mo shoot monster druggies and gangsters
>>12523516Yandere don't give a shit about you so long as your body is physically there.
>>12523524Maybe the stupid ones.
>>12523493You are assuming that she doesn't have the route completely memorized after doing for millennia. I'm sure she could use the occasional distraction.Plus I'd give her my Hellphone number and ask if she wanted dinner sometime.>>12523501Me too anon, me too.
>>12523520>>12523521Guess I'll keep this idea for a future story, then.>>12523524Damn, dude.
>>12523519It's one where a girl with an affinity for necromancy gets kidnapped by a lich, but I forgot who wrote it, Ptredzil or something.
>>12523531Do it, please.
>>12523529Implying she's even free, Anon. Do you forget she ferries the dead?You're never getting that dinner, Anon
>>12523527>Yandere>Not stupid
>>12523540Now you're just talking shit.
>>12523533Peterdnzl? The guy who made Spider and The Fly?>>12523537I'd gladly do it, but I already have an ongoing story. Oughta finish that one first.
>>12523533It was negawalker
>>12523539Unless they have dinner on the boat as she ferries it, maybe even forcing the person she's ferrying to sing like an Italian as it happens.
>>12523544No rush. I know what it's like to write, after all.
>>12523539I know she's busy, but she might call in a favor from one of the other pantheons. Raven perhaps? Maybe even Anubis?If that doesn't work, I could always make something to share while she works. I'm flexible.
>>12523524Obsessive/possessive type, the worst, only interaction you should have with this one is you putting a bullet in her head.
>>12523547Then when it's all over you can cuddle as the boat sails along to drop people off to the afterlife
>>12523543But they are, because they don't realize that they don't need to act like that to atract the man they love and they think every other woman in the world wants to ntr their man away, even some guys in some cases.>>12523554I agree, though there is a very fine line between them and the lighter yandere.
>>12523544http://pastebin.com/aju91KBY>>12523546Thank you.
>>12523539Would you eat a pomegranate from Charon's food storage, knowing you had to spend a portion of your life in the Underworld with her if you did?
>>12523547What else do you want, huh? Some candles? maybe some wine? How about a group of guys playing some peaceful Italian music -you've seen movies- while we're at it? Rose petals? A god damn turkey dinner!?What, you think this is some sort of fairy tale!? You want to re-enact the famous spaghetti kiss from that one Disney movie!?
>>12523551Just thinking about how I'd turn out gives a feely motivation. I wonder what species his daughteru should be? Would he be a single, married or a widowed father?
>>12523561Thanks for the link.
>>12523562Can I stay for longer if I chose?
>>12523562Hell yes.>>12523564Yes, she'd love something cheesy.>>12523565Something adorable?
>>12523569Depends on how many seeds you eat from it.Dumb bitch, you don't eat the seeds, you spit them out.
>>12523569>>12523570Good. From here on, you shall receive the title of Charon's Hubby, Percy Jackson.
>>12523569If i'm remembering correctly Persephone only had leave to appease Demeter so maybe
>>12523577>More than one hubbyThis won't end well.
>>12523582>More than one hubbyWho the hell said that?
>>12523582Eh, if Zeus can create half the Pantheon by having sex with woman, then Charon can have two husbands
>>12523439No
>>12523588Or there could be two Charons?
>>12523588Fuck Zeus, he's a piece of shit and nobody to role model. I'd much rather have the titans that Zeus.
>>12523588But Zeus was a manwhore. Not on the same level as Loki, but still a pretty big one.>>12523585>>12523569 and>>12523570 are two different people. I know, because one of them is me.
>>12523593zeus is pretty cool guy. eh impregnates random grils an doesn't afraif of anything
>>12523523I'd read it.
>>12523594Oh. That.I made a mistake.And there's only one way to rectify this.The two of you have to fight to the death.
>>12523592No, that would be weird>>12523593Hey, I ain't saying Zeus is a role model. Far from it. The Titans had it rough. I feel bad for Atlas>>12523594Then the only way to settle who's Charon's husband is by traditional fight to the death!Or, if you're one of those wusses that can't fight for their waifu, then a battle of who can give Charon the greatest of pleasureOR, if you don't want to taint Charon with another man's seed, we can go the classic "Who can survive the longest with an Ushi Oni" tournament
>>12523597>afraifheh
>>12523602>>12523603I'm willing to give her up and let her be with the other anon.
>>12523607Are you really sure anon?
>>12523608I am.
>>12523607>>12523609Talk about spoil sport.
>>12523611Were you hoping for a fight to the death, or two men being violated by Ushi Onis?
>>12523603Atlas did nothing wrong. Zeus is just the worst asshole of all time.
>>12523611Ah go fuck a Ushi, even though I'm shocked he just gave her to me if that's what he wants then fine
>>12523614Bitch, I might have been!
>>12523614>>12523617I was hoping for some entertainment, so a mixture of bothBut I guess we have to have a happily ever after ending. It's like a Disney movie in here.
>>12523617I don't believe in fighting over women, but I'm not a white knight faggot either.>>12523621As if it wasn't obvious.
>>12523623You wanna get raped by a Ushi? Cause my cousin Frank can hook you up with one hell of a pelvis crusher!
>>12523623Once again Charon gets a happy ending.
>>12523627I'd rather not, my good sir. You can tell your cousin "Frank" that I declineThough it seems that >>12523621 has volunteered to be of service!
Would you serve at beck and call to the Grapesnake Goddess, feeding her grapes and fanning her as she lounges on her Caesar's chair?
>>12523630Truly we all are softies, and no matter how much we try, we can't taint that who is Charon
>>12523631W-Wait! Don't decide things on your own like that!
>>12523635>worshipping gods
>>12523635Hell no. I'd worship the true god of HEALTH by loving her Holstaurus bretheren and by spreading the love and health to all the lands of the world.
>>12523635Can I impregnate her? If not, then no.
>>12523635Too busy worshipping HEALTH to be of service to some low level god such as herself
>>12523643>thinking yourself worthy of impregnating a goddessIf you really think so, you're gonna have to carry that weight.
>>12523645I'll gladly carry it.
>>12523640>>12517612>"Anon, you meanie! This is not funny!">"...Why are you wearing silly fedora hat thing again?"
>>12523652>fedoraWould wearing a Fedora, Cape, ect cause an Ushi Oni to become disgusted with you?
Impregnation is hit, yet childbirth is disgusting, truly a dilemma if there ever was one.
>>12523650......Fuck.I can't think of any ironic punishment for you to endure.Fine. Have your grapesnake bride.
>>12523659>is hitWhat?
>>12523659*hotWhat cravings would pregnant MGs get? Would their feet, if they have them, swell like ballons? That shit is murder.
>>12523659>Not fucking your waifu up the ass while she gives birth
>>12523659You don't fap to the birthing. Unless that's your thing, in which case you're pretty weird.>>12523663Probably would want sex more often.>>12523660I will enjoy every day and have countless children with her.
>>12523642>>12523644>A faction dedicated to the inherent beauty of healthy, loving monstergirlsWhere the fuck do I sign up? Do other monstergirls join up? Are there Healthy Lamias or Healthy Catgirls, ect.
>>12523659>>12523661SS IMPREGNATION IS HITSHE'S SINKINGTHE SHIP IS SINKINGALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP
>>12523672I'll stay and sink with the ship.
>>12523666>fapping to the miracle of lifegiving>weirdWhat are you, a faggot?http://exhentai.org/s/6559a0127a/677867-84
>>12523674B-But captain...! You can't...!
>>12523663>>12523666>An extra horny, extra lactating HolstaurusSweatingman.jpg>>12523669Well like I've said before, we seek to spread the love and health to all people and show them its glory, any monster girl can be healthy and we encourage it though all are still welcome.>>12523672Made me laugh.
what happened to all of alpanons material?
>>12523680BTW captain.Who said he is into kancolle thread? I haven't seen a single writefag story there
>>12523666>the devil called me weirdI already said childbirth is disgusting.
>>12523664Been reading BK have we?
>>12523669We spread the love and HEALTH to the masses, anon. All monster girls are welcome, for we are not a discriminatory religionJoin us, anon. Spread the love of health
>>12523683people were mean so he gave up again
>>12523689BK?
>>12523692http://i.imgur.com/AJxc7rD.jpg
>>12523680>Captain stays behind on sinking ship>his numerous anon crew members are pleading for him to leave with them>Captain gives heartfelt speech about why he will stay behind>anons change their minds and stay with him>they all salute as the ship sinks into the depths>they're rescued by a bunch of healthy CC Krakens and Mermaids that are desperate for a husband and a few thousand kids>They spend the rest of their lives on the ocean floor, using their ship as a house
>>12523684It was a guess. I'd heard from another anon that he was in another general, and I remember it being an /a/-related one, but I didn't know for sure. It could be the other anon lied or I remembered incorrectly. I dunno.
>>12523692Why delete things if you are giving up? Just leave them for people to enjoy if they want.
>>12522343>filthy amerifat cartoons promoting glorious 2D waifusPls no
>>12523694Botepuri Kanda.
>>12523705And they all lives happily ever after
>>12523713I'll admit, I fapped vigorously to that series, and I don't have a birthing fetish. What's wrong with me?
>>12523705>They spend the rest of their lives on the ocean floor, using their ship as a house>The captain and all of his crew>And their wives>And their children>All living together inside a wrecked ship in the depths of the ocean like one big familyThis could easily become an enjoyable slice of life story.
>>12523717You've been here too long.
>>12523718Like a bastardized Sponge Bob? >>12523721I fapped to it before coming here. Oh well, at least it's not that bad of a fetish...
>>12523718>slice of lifeIs there any shittier kind of anime?
>>12523724Harem?
>>12523724harems
>>12523724>>12523728Slice of life harem anime with a generic beta MC, Tsundere cast that hits him for no reason, and absent parents/adults.
>>12523722Anon, what kind of man wants to sodomize a woman while she goes through what is perhaps the most painful thing she can endure? Who'd openly admit that? And I agree with you, it's not that bad, because we know what's out there, but, still.
>>12523730>Tsundere cast that hits him for no reasonI'm already mad just by reading that.
>>12523731I don't know.
>>12523730Add a spiral glasses fujo and magical girls and you have hit the shit jackpot.
>>12523730>>12523737And yet it would still sell and get a S2 and a movie OVA spinoff
>>12523737How about a season 2, with no progress whatsoever, and a beach episode?
>>12523730That's why To-Love-Ru is superior show.MC is not some beta faggot but super ninja who can take off girl's panties and land right on her pussy in 1.5 seconds they accidentally slip and fall on each other
>>12523740And then an episode with right the fuck out of nowhere melodrama bullshit that's resolved within the next 15 minutes?Instant Emmy winner.
>>12523730>>12523737>>12523739>>12523740Don't forget that the MC and his friends are a bunch of stupid highschool teenagers who somehow manage to use the power of friendship as a weapon to kill fucking God.
>>12523734Precisely. Recent events have forced me to look at myself and I realized just how removed I am from people in the real world, it was quite a wake up.
>>12523747And yet we'll never do anything about it.
>>12523730>>12523737>>12523739>>12523740>>12523745>>12523746but who is animating this surely we can reach a shit singularity
>>12523754Gonzo.
>>12523754DEEN
>>12523754JCstaff.
>>12523754>>12523755And the character designers are from Key.
>>125237544Kids
>>12523761Holy shit, this.
>>12523746Let's not forget MC's younger sister, who wants his dick, and his older sister, who wants the dick but doesn't know it yet.There's also his aunt, who wants his dick as well.
>>12523761You. I like you.You're getting put in the Boo Box for that one.
>>12523746Not too far fetched. A shota and an echidna were able to do this with the power of love.
>>12523753Nah, you gotta learn to fake it, not all of us can be on autismbux.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hulfZ9CNdXo
>>12523764>>12523772I couldn't resist. I will take my slap on the wrist now
>>12523775I know I don't.
>>12523765And it'll get advertised to shit by FUNimation, and everyone, including the normalfgs, will watch it and say it's a masterpiece of modern media
>>12523777Get in the box, Anon.
>>12523635Wow, that sounds divine! Who would say no to->>12523640>>12523642>>12523643>>12523644I-I still love you Apophis! Though wouldn't she begin to get healthy if all she did was lounge around while her husband/servant fed her?
>>12523781Fine! I need to sleep anyway
>>12523155Tig o' bittiesHorsePaladinno dickyour welcome
>>12523782Well, you see, when she gets in the mood, she practices bellydancing.http://i.imgur.com/iOiEPjo.jpg
>>12523784>advancedfaggotry.jpg
>>12523780There's also a recap episode that lasts TWO whole episodes, and also excessive panty shots.
>>12523782Not as healthy as our waifus, ours are naturally healthy.
>>12523784your beginning and end are solid but you're soft in the middle.
>>12523778May I ask why?
>>12523784You, I like you.
>>12523782Not as natural as the HEALTH mother Hathor would give
>>12523796May I ask why as well?
>>12523705>>12523718>It's Captain Murphy, and the sunken ship turns into a monstergirl Sealab 2021.
>>12523784See >>12523795The correct answer is>Big Fat Tits>Snake Cloaca>Succubutt>No DickAnything other answer choices come from those with an extremely high level of homosexuality.
>>12523804I would watch the hell out of that.
>>12523804Holy shit yes.
>>12523801I am asking why you don't need to learn to fake it, what are you asking me?
>>12523807>>12523808>Monstergirls discussing whether or not they'd put their brains into a David Hasselhoffbot
>>12523813I just don't. I am asking as to why you would ask that in the first place.
>>12523784>>12523806Tig BitsSnake PussyKill bothDickThat's how it's done.
>>12523789You misspelled "advancedbesttaste.jpg"
>>12523819I am curious, that's all. It's unlikely we'll ever meet, or would know each other if we did.
>>12523825That's understandable, but I am not too fond of going into great detail about myself.
>>12523824>horse>paladin>no dick>best tasteYou cannot be serious, just the horse thing destroys any weight his opinions might have had.
>>12523155Ass.Werewolfu pussy.Too busy fucking my were-waifu to care.Orgy with every hot female member of my were-waifu's family instead.
>>12523832Would you go dogging with her?
>>12523827So don't. Bye, I guess.
>>12523832Would you do her doggy style?
>>12523830How about an Ex-Paladin in a romantic relationship with his Centuar-girl steed?Doesn't that sound gloriously "absolutelydisgusting.jpg"?
>>12523839In the immortal (paraphrased) words of Mr J. Black:If that's her fave position, that's cool with me;It's not my favourite, but I'll do it for her.
>>12523836SHUT THE FUCK UP CHARON!
>>12523845Truly a role model
>>12523843>Fucking your mountYou're the worst.
>>12523846Don't be so ruff.
>>12523853You're making me as sick as a dog.
>>12523849Maybe he just wants a wild ride?
>>12523853>>12523856>>12523858That's it, I'm calling the hobos, and I'm giving them knives.
>>12523856That was pawful.
>>12523862>Happily ever after, they said
>>12523862As if you can gather enough hobos to stop her army of followers.
>>12523849But Anon, she's a sentient girl. With a personality and feelings, etc.She loves Ex-Paladin-kun and doesn't mind being his main transportation. In fact it makes her happy because she's with the man she loves. And he loves her back equally.
>>12523872I bet he wouldn't feel anything while watching her being killed and devoured by wolves.
>>12523870As if there aren't enough hobos to eclipse her followers, you know how many people die of exposure each year anon?
>>12523862I feel like...Like we should give each of the hobos names, like Pukey, and Cracky and Nam-Vety, and then Charon-chan can have her little retinue of hobo-dwarfs that help her 'round the ferry. Then they can all sing Leonard Cohen songs like disney numbers and try and make friends with all the roadkill as they merrily make their way down to the river styx...I'd like that.
>>12523874>His centaur-wife breaks a leg."Well, this is for the best, I'll end your suffering now."
>>12523872S-stop trying to get me to see horse pussy as not shit, it won't work.
>>12523875That depends, are those numbers from bogus studies like people who die from 2nd hand smoke?
>>12523877But the question is... which Monster Girl could clear the most Hobos on a skateboard?
>>12523883Salamander girl in a stars and stripes suit (with cape) that uses her tail to create exploding rings of fire mid-jump. Add some cute bandages and a goofy can-do attitude and you've got yerself a right moe creature thar.
>>12523882I think they're from the studies where the city counts how many corpses they have to clean up.
>>12523882Just look at the world around you.
>>12523893I SEE TREES OF GREEN, AND DEAD SMOKERS TOO,THEY'RE POISONING THE AIR, FOR ME AND FOR YOU.
>>12523890>YES! That's THREE Hobos!And Charon goes>Anon, I honestly don't know what you see in this.
>>12523897Fund it.
>>12523902Spare some change?
>>12523891Then judging by the amount of dead bodies, he would have trouble finding living hobos.
>>12523904Only 'bout treefiddy.
>>12523905Just route the water supply through the storm drains in the mid summer and do a census of what's flushed out.
>>12523906And it was then I realized that the Hobo about to rape Charon was thirty foot creature from the late Paleozoic era.
>>12523905You know this is gonna take place in the land of thedead right? Besides, I don't need to "win", just get charon and watch as they tear her apart.
>>12523910GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER-CHAN
>>12523881But she fights alongside him too. They always have each other's backs. She's pretty skilled with a sword and spear.Since he isn't a Paladin anymore, Ex-Paladin-kun and her work as mercenaries of sorts. They go from town to town, helping people who may be in trouble. But they also don't turn down simple oddjobs either. They don't charge much, and they happily travel the land with each other.
>>125239152LEWD4ME.>No giant-loch-ness-monster-girl on Charon-chan action currently exists.Please, internet, fill this hole in my heart you have opened!
>>12523913A Minotaur is my meido, a Cyclop's my valet, a Centaur draws my chariot that takes me down the way~
>>12523919I remember this story.
>>12523913Hobos can't swim, Charon just has to stay on her boat.
>>12523350>http://pastebin.com/ss7XyKqXSuccubus best busI liked it
>>12523930Did someone already do this? I honestly just came up with this off the top of my head.I'm not trying to plagiarize anyone. So if someone did, I guess I just happened to miss it.
>>12523934Because I can't make a floating hobo bridge.
>>12523947An Engineer and a myriad of Hobos: one man's story of overcoming adversity.
>>12523936Yes, someone did, I don't remember who now. Shota and loli centaur meet, become friends, become mercenaries in search of knighthood.
>>12523955Oh, I remember that story; was it just a single short?
>>12523958I think so.
>>12522343>choosing ugly fat 3DPDThis shit made me 200% mad
>>12522343Jesus fuck, Anon. A yandere succubus/lamia girl?It's like you're asking to be killed.
>>12523962I haven't watched the episode yet but is that seriously how it ends?
>>12523968More like asking to be protected and kept safe
>>12523955That sounds adorable
>>12523969Nigga, that is amerifat cartoon, do you really think ideal 2D glorious waifu can win? Can you imagine the level of shitstorm SJW would cause?And he doesn't even win fat 3DPD, because she leaves to Portland
>>12523974>And he doesn't even win fat 3DPD, because she leaves to PortlandA fitting end for someone who abandons a waifu. He gains nothing, and loses both.
>>12523974>Portland.Truly, american cartoons are suffering.
>>12523974I was actually considering watching this show, back of the backlog it goes.
>>12523976Wise worlds, my friend>>12523978>in the next episode!http://exhentai.org/g/418179/3d76057d6a/
>>12523969>>12523979Nah, you should watch.It's basically mgg yandere succuvirus animated. Aside from 3DPD it's perfect12/10 would waifuFuck, I have super strong feel of dejavu right now. I even remember typing this dejavu part
>>12523980this is REC isn't it
>Almost three thousand posts>Page 9 GODDAMNIT, /jp/!
>>12523982It is.
>>12523955I guess the main difference in my version was that they're adults, not a shota and a loli.Eh, whatever. I'm no writefag anyway.
I'm trying to turn Monster Girls into a meme so my shitty article will get featured on an autismo site. Any chance we can shitpost EMG on innocent boards so my e-peen will grow?http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/monster-musume-daily-life-with-monster-girl
>>12523981I guess I'll give it a chance. You probably had one of those future dreams about this, which says a lot if your future predicting places you on 4chan.
>>12523987I feel like I should add an addendum. I have nothing against writefags. I enjoy some of them.
>>12523983I guess the 3000 posts is slowly going to become a common occurance
>>12523989Rot in hell
>>12523989Not even as a joke.
>>12523989This is awful, why would this be?
>>12523989I don't even want to go to that linkWhy is that even a thing? Why did you even think that was a good idea?
>>12523982YeapThere is much shorter version if you wanthttp://exhentai.org/g/398423/3824802e51/
>>12523989Kill yourself even if it's a joke.
>>12523995>>12523999>>12523997You think I am alone? The ones that spam Little Goat, that is the website's calling card. >>12516481You have been infiltrated for so long and have not known it. And you wonder why your threads are getting shittier; it was our doing.
>>12523989> After topping Naruto, Bleach and Yu-Gi-Oh during the comic’s first sales run, manga critics have suggested the West is making a return to printed porn, previously thought obsolete thanks to online pornography.HATE. Let me tell you about HATE.
>>12524008Whats a Little Goat?
>>12523989highlevel.png
I-is this one of those "Knights of /a/"? I don't even know what to think right now.
>>12524010Would a little goat in lewd situations constitute kiddie porn?
>>12524010The one that likes to play /v/idya games. Battletoads especially http://exhentai.org/g/597162/2a60c7bc5f/
>>12524014Charon, pls.
>>12524010The goat-fucking manga that is humorously censored with Battletoads.You think I'm joking?http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/goat-tan
>>12523989>Kimihito Kurusu is a virginal Japanese otaku who is volunteered against his will to take part in the “Cultural Exchange Between Species” program, a movement to integrate the recently declassified non-human sapient species into human society. He is paired with Miia, a nymphomaniac lamia who quickly falls for him. As part of the Cultural Exchange bill, he is forbidden from having sex with her, under threat of Interpol intervention. Over time, he comes to meet several other extraspecies girls, which his irresponsible case manager, Ms. Smith, assigns to live with him. This leads to an escalating war for his affections, exacerbated with a new addendum to the Cultural Exchange Bill allowing interspecies marriage.>Needless to say, hilarity ensues.
>>12524016CharonGrinsSmuggly.jpeg
>>12524015>>12524017>the same author as sphinx-chan with shitty riddlesYes
>>12524021This is a dream, this has to be a dream. There can not be this much autism in the world.
>>12524021>Japanese otaku>nymphomaniac lamia>escalating war for his affections>hilarity ensuesLikeFuckThisScoob.png
>>12524026No luck there Biggie, it's not ALL A DREAM.
>>12524026This is real life, not just fantasy.
>>12524021I feel like i just got cancer by just reading thatIt's like taking a trip to Chernobyl without a Hazmat suit
>>12524010http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/goat-tan/photos/sort/scoreSOME NIGHTS I WISH THAT THIS ALL WOULD END, CAUSE I COULD USE SOME FRIENDS FOR A CHANGE
>>12524026This is reality. This is the truth of this world. And these people will be coming here soon. When the anime comes, even MORE of them will come.I'm sad now.
>>12524029Can we put a gun against the KYM Anon's head?
>>12523989You know what can you do to improve it?Leave a link to this thread and mgg masterlistActually I would do it myselfAnd yes, I just want to see the world burn
>>12524026This is not a dream, this is the memeosphere.
>>12524031More like going to Chernobyl without a hazmat suit and bareback fucking Mothman/girl in a tub of radioactive fluids.
>>12524038And blowing Dr Manhattan at the same time.
>>12524034I'm for it.
We're closer to the end of these threads than I thought. I'm gonna miss you guys, only like half of you though fuck the rest.
>>12523995>>12523997>>12523999>>12524003>>12524007>>12524009>>12524011>>12524021>>12524026>>12524027>>12524031>>12524033>>12524034I checked the page and>This entry has been rejected due to incompleteness or lack of notabilityHALLE-FUCKIN'-LUJAH HE HAS FAILED.
>>12524047PRAISE JEEEEESUS.
>>12524046Turns out we're fine.>>12524047...for now.
>>12524047PRAISE HATHOR!
>>12524047There is still good in this world.
>>12524051And impregnate her.
>>12524056That's standard praising procedure anon, do u even worship?
>>12524056Now now son, let's not get ahead of ourselves here
>>12523989Don't forget to add futacat and bobgate crisis
>>12524056That would be redundant.
>>12524047And even it was revealed that it was Bob all along.Probably. I dunno.
>>12524051She will lead us to the promise land even if these threads burn one day.>>12524056Damn right, spread the love and health, though only if you're her husband, other wise you impregnate your healthy wife.
>>12524062>The sequel Infinite Bobgate Crisis lets you shoot futacats with a lightgun.
>>12524058Of course I do. I'm going to worship her so hard, she'll get knocked up with twins.
>>12524059>not impregnating the goddess of fertilityThat's just silly anon.
>>12524035Sure thing, here you go :)http://knowyourmeme.com/comments/1900093Remember guys, be a model citizen for your waifu. She would not want to be wife material for a bunch of violent thugs,
>>12524075What have you done?!
>3000 comments>Page 9
>>12524075Jellote you fucking autist. Were you even thinking?
>>12524089>Comments
>>12524092He was.He didn't care, apparently.
>>12524089We're gonna exceed last thread. If the happening keeps happening we might make it close to or at 4000 posts.
>>12524089Welcome to this crazy time, the time of playfulness and innocence has come to an end.
>>12524092He's not autistic, he's retarded.Autistic people have SOME working braincells.
>>12524092>Austist.Seems you've answered your own question there anon.
>>12524099Truly we're at the time where we all begin to descend into madness
>>12524104MY THREAD, IN THE MIDDLE OF MY /jp/
>>12524092>>12524075>He's been working on this entry for five months now>He keeps adding to it after it's been officially rejected>He advertises on 4chan to get pageviews for a deleted article>He does it for free
>>12524109>[AUTISM INTENSIFIES]
>tfw Dumbpire will never have an anime;_;
Jellote confirmed for killing monster girls.
>>12524109We get it, he's dedicated and REALLY wants it to be formally added, but fuck him. He'll end up ruining our good times with this shit.
>>12524118Why have you come to that conclusion?
>>12524118GoodAs much as I like it I absolutely HATE her green hair and find it much easier to deal with assuming it's blond or white
>>12524109Jellote confirmed for report on sight.
>>12524126You're just green with envy.
>>12524109>He has no style>He has no grace>This autist has a funny face
>>12524126ho ho, don't you like retro throwback hair colouring?Nah, it's a pretty shitty shade of green.
>>12524126So I'm not the only one that sees her hair as blonde even though it fully shows that it's green
>>12524123Because nice things never happen.>>12524126>hating green hairBut anon, pink is the worst anime hair color.
>>12524118That's a good thing, the expressions wouldn't work in an anime. Same reason the Prison School anime is going to suck ass.
>>12524134>Hating on pink.Its like you don't even worship a Megumi.
Hey guys.
>>12524136A what now?
the last comment was like two months ago. Shit's dead, son.
>>12524141>shitpost so hard niggas wanna ban me.>That shit be reportable.
>>12524109I remember reading that copypasta in an article recently. It was funny, /v/ always makes the best pasta.
>>12524143I read some of them. I didn't know that the "Monster Girl fandom" was banned from the "Furry fandom". The more you know...
>>12524134Never even considered pinkPink is still shite, though
>>12524142www.1999 dot co.jp/itbig23/10236763a.jpg Tenshi-chan.
>>12524143Actually, I last commented 9 days ago and uploaded a picture 4 days ago. #notyourshield
>>12524136A whoseawhatsits?
>>12524149>I don’t see where the fuck you made that connection from.>MGs and Furries have existed as separate fetishes since I can remember the internet. >There are borderline cases but succubutts, amphisbaenas, medusas, lamias, alaraunes, harpies, kitsunes and arachnes existed as a sexualized genre, unreleated to furry-fandom, since Castlevania, FF and Ragnarok fandoms found the internet.Oh god they're a cuture.
>>12524075Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
That's it. I can no longer say with a clear conscience that this land is peaceful and the inhabitants kind. Let's think happy thoughts everyone!Anya on a planet with a low gravity, like 0.3 Gs. Discuss.
>>12524153I don't know who that is. If she didn't have pink hair she'd be cuter.
>>12524155Even still, it's not like it'd get any worse. Only so many times you can sit in on "waifu does a thing, what do" before you call it a day and leave
>>12524169Git better taste.
>>12524166Considering she's a Jinko, she'd have a lot of fun since she already has super jumps, and with less gravity it makes them super super jumps
>>12524166Not enough gravity for bouncing and jiggling. How about her receiving a wedgie?
>>12524155>>12524149>>12524164>Furries have their own sub-culture.>Monster girl fetishists are just a very loose collective of heterogeneous people being attracted by MGs (and most of the times not most MGs).>The closest you have to a MG subculture was /a/’s MG General thread and at this point even that was thrown in /jp/ as containment.>mfw
>>12524173I bet you like that filthy pharaoh more than apophis, the true desert queen..
>>12524177I guess you could say they're space jumps?
>>12524182Fuck off, Anubis death/fucking cult all the way.
>>12524183There are no Hobos in space Charon, you have no business here. Unless you operate the Space Elevator.
Anons no matter what happens, whether things get worse better or stay the same, always remember to keep loving monster girls, keep the love alive, and remember to praise the HEALTHy goddess for her gifts of HEALTH and fertility to all.http://imgur.com/1Rxy8kp
>>12524180I don't see your face, manI DON"T SEE IT
Can ships be stoled?I want to stealed ships
>>12524191>YFW anon has no face.
>>12524190Chug! Chug! Chug!
>>12524190I can agree with this.
>>12524187But think of it, Anon. Anya decides to have fun with the crew, so she hosts a Basketball tournament with the crew. her and husband vs the rest of the crewLike some sort of space jam
>>12524190I dare you to chug it all in one sitting.
>>12524187"In space... there is no one who can give you change".
>>12524190Slam it in one go ya pansy!
http://i.imgur.com/JNDNika.pngRip Tyrone
>>12524201I dunno, I just want Charon to be the snarky operator of a space freight carrier called The Styx. She'd always be hogging the com-links with her inane blathering. I'm starting to like this space thingie now.
>>12524131U wot m8?http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lankyposting-he
>>12524190Chug it all down, Anon. Do it for the HEALTH
>>12524190Gallon challenge, faggot!
>>12524194Oh fuck
You know, during my lame attempts at writefagging, I was stricken with an idea.What if there was a metroidvania style game with a playable Kikimora/Harpy/Healthy Cowgirl/ect?
>>12524211Nice meme, bro. I helped make that one.
>>12524196>>12524202>>12524204>>12524212>>12524214Y-you guys, it would be a waste to just chug it all in one go. If she wants me to though I guess I could.
>>12524220You are not wanted here.>>12524218Why not a Dark Elf? You know, whip?
>>12524207What's the Tyrone video about?Who the other black guy?Why do black people want my monster girls? They can have all my white women, just leave the monster girls alone.
>>12524222Chug it like a man, then do a victory fap.>>12524224That could work too.
>>12524226Tyrone's a dude who records short professional looking messages for people for a small charge. It's meant for job interviews and the like, but some people just pay him to insult other peoples waifus/husbandos.
>>12524224>An all dark-elf girl Devo cover band
>>12524226They're insatiable anon. Always be wary.>>12524222You chug it straight from the tit until she says you can stop, anon. But it's okay, she's just teasing you. Because flustered human boys are the best human boys.
>>12524234I know who Tyrone is, I mean who's the other black guy.
>>12524230>>12524236I-I mean I guess I could do it if there was a firm hand holding me in place while the other lightly rubbed my head. I'll be back with results, maybe.
>>12524234Luckily for you, my handy dandy meme database will let you know everything about Tyrone.http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/rog-and-tyrone
>>12524242>Hathor holding an initiate's hand and petting his/her hair while the initiate chugs from the tit like there's no tomorrowHoo boy.>Jii~
>>12524234Prime Minister Rog's better.
>>12524226>>12524237Have seen the Tyrone video where he makes the argument that Rachnera is the best girl?
>>12524251To cleanse and purify the body. This is how you become a member of our order. Damn I want this badly now.
>>12524251Is he fucking her pussy at the same time?
>>12524265No, that's a different ritual.
>>12524234>It's meant for job interviewsWhat does it mean? You show a video-resume read by a nigger and immediately get job because you are so tolerant or what?
>>12524265The way I always imagine it is that she is holding him to her tit as he desperately drinks while she jerks him off with the other hand. That sort of motherly dom thing with a bit of forcefulness to get rid of any hits on resistance you might have had. Though if anything I'd gladly do it.
>>12524261While you're the milk, the other members stand around the two of you in a circle, holding candles and chantingHAA-THOR! HAA-THOR! HAA-THOR!
>>12524273"Oh shit! This guy can afford a snappily dressed slave, we best hire him!"
>>12524280>jerking the guy off tooB-But she's pure.
>>12524280>breastfeeding and handjobBest scene in Starless.
>>12524285>snappily dressed slaveMy sides
>>12524285I know your being ironic but that is more or less the way it works. People see a black man in a suit say good things about you, ergo you msut be good. I mean, whens the last time a black guy in a suit lied.
>>12524288A holstaurus in a bishops 'at gives a quick wank under the table."Better not tell anyone, no one will believe you, heh heh."
>>12524288About as pure as a goddess of fertility can be.
>>12524293I can't count on my fingers the number of times a white man in a suit lied.Fucking cracker-ass cracker convincing me to watch Boku no Pico.
>>12524288Hathor is the goddess of fertility and teaches that sex is wonderful. It's only dirty to paladins and other silly people. I mean, why would sex be dirty or impure?
>>12524293No anon, I was being 100% serious. You wouldn't hire a man with a snappily dressed slave?
>>12524302I'd hire a succubus with a thinly dressed slave
>>12524282She'd be willing to do the ritual in private right? Some people might be embarrassed too much by people watching.
>>12524315I'm sure she'd be happy to help a shy anon like yourself.
>>12524293>black guy in a suit lied.Ehmmm. I see it everyday. Who is Obama?
>>12524315The point of the initiation is to get rid of such inhibitions. You don't actually follow her teachings if you think nudity is a taboo or that sex is dirty. You won't be initiated until you learn.
>>12524313What if it's winter?
>>12524325What is sarcasm?>>12524328MAMONO MANA.
>>12524328She better have plenty of MAMONO MANA then.
>>12524325Man, fell into that leading question like a fucking sucker didn't you anon?
>>12524328That's fine. The shota needs to cool down after a long night of hot passionate femdom
>>12524326I'm already a follower of Amaterasu, but I'm sure our two factions would be willing to cooperate. Sunbros like me are all about Jolly Cooperation after all.
>>12524325>Obama>black
>>12524338Of course. Ammy would probably lesdom Hathor anyway...
>>12524338Hathor does already have a sun disk as part of her godly identifying traits I guess would be the term. So long as you spread love like us I'm she we'd get along great.
>>12524346I don't think we have ever needed a drawfag more than at this moment to draw this picture.
>>12524355>lactating Hathor in some light bondage while Ammy dibs her brushes into her milk and paints on her with it>oh and Ammy is also nibbling on her earThat is it.>Jii~
>>12524338How do shinto outside Japan?
>>12524364It doesn't at allExcept few weaboos
thank you janitorsI wanted to say it before you delete this reply ;_;
>>12524362The ultimate combination of pure loving religion and extreme lewd. I didn't know I could have a religious boner before now.
>>12524369This is really necessary, I want it more than the Shrimp Duo or even the finished Anya. ...that's not true, I want Anya the most. But still, after that, this.
>>12524364I'm talking about the in thread idea that if sunbros and Amaterasu existed in the world of monstergirls, they'd follow the fuck out of her.
>>12524381Well if gods were real then following them wouldn't be tied to geographical areas now would it? Unless the gods are tied to a geographical area. But then the people would move.
>>12524380Well of course, we have to have a finished Anya, though after her we defiantly need more Hathor art, this picture especially. How long has Hathor been a monster girl? Like a week or two? I don't really have a good track on time but it really wasn't that long ago that Hathor become my goddess and got that one picture of her and yet already her following is so large. I love you guys almost as much as I love Holstaurus, and I fucking love god damn Holstaurus.
>>12524368It's about time they started doing something useful and stopped just actively scanning for niggy.png threads.
>>12524389As soon as a certain someone shows up in the thread, we will politely ask him to give some love to the goddesses.
Based Janitor-kun.
>>12524395But anon, Janitor has been doing their job.They've been deleteing unnecessary posts at least within the hour or two everytime.
>>12524399>End up with guro Aztec rituals to appease Quetzl-chan.
>>12524399If you mean less I've asked him several times for some Holstaurus art, given his reputation I honestly don't know if I want him working on it or not, I would rather have Loen draw some. I just don't want less to do what half of us hate him for.
>>12524421Oh well, The Sun Also Rises.
>>12524423I don't have a problem with Less, he's done three requests for me already and they've all been good. And he agreed to do Anya, too, so that would make four. Have a little faith in him.
>>12524436I want to, but he'll have to prove himself first.
>>12524444>prove himselfAs far as I'm concerned, he already has.>Brawny Lamia>Dark Elf Idol>Moth-chan's ass-shotI see nothing to hate in any of them.
>>12524453Those aren't the pictures I'm talking about, the other things he's done almost out weigh the good he's done in my opinion. Maybe I just have trust issues but I need to at least see his Anya drawing first.
>>12524453>Besmirching my waifu>Beheading Pharaoh>Chopping up Murdermaid>Tarra eating up MurdermaidI don't hate him for it, but I am disappointed.
It's 4 AM anonsWhat are earth are you doing talking about your Monster Waifu at 4 in the morning?
>>12524484>4 AMNot here it isn't.
>>12524484It's 3am for me. What else would I be doing? They aren't real so until then I'll stay here and talk about them.
>>12524484It's only 1am fagetWorking on homework
>>12524484Moving to a better timezone.
>>12524484This is international thread, m8Not everyone use amerifat timezone6 pm here
>>12524495Are you in Siberia or something?
>>12524504Да
>>12524510Have fun with them Siberian Jinkos.
>>12524521In Siberia, Jinko has fun with you.
I need someone to writ about Moth-chan's metal band>Moth-chan moves to MGC to find her fortune playing music>One day, she's sitting on a park bench with her guitar>playing Heaven and Hell by Sabbath and singing along>a small crowd forms, much to her embarrassment >a big centaur stops her from flying away and asks if she's looking for a gig>she stutters yes>she meets the centaur at her place and asks if she wants to be in the band>Succubutt drummer who uses her tail to hold a third drumstick>centaur is Thunderhooves, the bass player >P'Orc rhythm guitar player, blasts heavy as fuck riffs>Moth chan auditios, she blows them away, and is made lead vocals and guitar >Jewnuki manager and an Oni crew member>Moth chan is the only band member who doesn't pick up male groupies
>>12524556>Moth chan is the only band member who doesn't pick up male groupiesSo pure.
>>12524556>Moth-chan is too shy to get on stage>DETROIT METAL CITY INTENSIFIESYou know it would work better that way. And what's their band called? Metalhead Moth?
>>12524556Their first hit single is called I Was Made to Hit on Human Boys.
>>12524521Are they white?
>>12524577Are Siberian Tigers white?
>>12524577They live in Siberia so I'd assume so.
>>12524556>Whenever the band stays at a hotel the rest of them trash their rooms>Moth-chan gets her own room and keeps it so clean the staff doesn't even have to come in the whole time>When they move on she leaves a note saying sorry and money for the damages.
>>12524556>Moth-chan has to be pushed on stage when they do a gig>When she sees the crowd, the same thing always happens>She gets stiff, her face red, lips quivering and twitching, not knowing whether to make a smile or a frown>But then she closes her eyes, approaches the mic, and takes a deep breath>At the peak of her breath, she says>ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?
>>12524604>when she's backstage, she makes nervous moth noisesSoL story about this band when?
>>12524565>And what's their band called?Get this:MetalMorphosis
>>12524565>Not Death's Head Hellmoth
>>12524616>MetalMorphosisYES.>>12524617Sorry, we already have a winner.
>>12524616Brütal.
>>12524630Legend?
KekAnons hacked kitsuneweeklyIt's full of loli now
>>12524616>>12524619Okay, what's the MetalMorphosis logo like?
>>12524649How about a purple neon guitar with the base of the guitar in the shape of a moth?Unless that sounds really gay,in which case I was only kidding.
>>12524663>purple neonThat's not gay, that's sexy.
>>12524663Think less hair metal anon.
>>12524649A Mothgirl emerging from a cocoon, except she has a skull where her head should be.The entire emblem will be steel.
>>12524603>Thunderhooves always appears on stage with a helpless shota tied to her saddle, with a muzzle and a leather straitjacketWhat other weird things do they do?>>12524677Flaming skull?
>>12524681Sure, a moth with fire is good imagery.The mothgirl in the emblem has to be stacked as hell too. But just the Skull for a face.
>>12524695With that settled, album covers. And titles. And song names.
>>12524681>Turns out she and the shota have been dating for some time>He enjoys the humiliation that comes with being tied to her back
>>12524712>thousands of people witness their S&M sessions every time, liveAnd all it does is make her play better. So again, what weird shit do the others do?
>>12524706I would if a drawfag were even here, but...How about "Straight to the Flame"
>>12524718Also their prog-rock song Moth Noises.
>Monster Girl /ss/'s an underaged boy>She wasn't safe or careful>This results in a pregnancyWhat does she do?
>>12524728Goes all Otoyomegatari and marries a twelve-year old.
>>12524728You're gonna carry that weight.
>>12524717Well there would be Human male groupies and fans who would get invited backstage.There'd be kinky shit that only rock celebrities like them could get away with.
>>12524742>The P'Orc arrives on stage, leading her "Three Little Piggies" on a leashI'll leave it up to your imagination where the leash is attached to. Also: drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. All of them aphrodisiacs.
>>12524742>Succubus hesitantly orders her groupie to take advantage of her>She makes them pull on her hair and get exceedingly rough with her>All the while she acts like she doesn't want it>She wants it>She wants it so bad
http://imgur.com/6ESoyZFAnon asked for this yesterday
>>12524744So the P'Orc is a heavy user of Black Eye?That doesn't sound good at all.
>>12524749>The Succubus who acts dominant on stage is submissive as fuck behind the scenes.What a scandal, it'd be a shame if an aspiring Goblin reporter caught whiff of this.
>>12524750What luck, I'm here again. Is that Dark Elf coming on to the Alp?
>>12524754Or a certain aspiring Crow Tengu>>12524750Oh shit.They're organizing.
>>12524755Seeing as that is still dick mode Alp, why not
>>12524754>The band becomes controversial and makes the headlines>Moth-chan can't stand it>New lead singer is former Dark Elf Idol, Maya KuromoriToo sad?
>>12524758Neat. The question is... can she make him straight?
>>125244842 AM here. I enjoy talking to you all in these threads about monstergirls people commonly like as well as the ones commonly not liked.
>>12524765I doubt she'd want him completely straight
>>12524759Indeed. Too sad.Also, Black Eye is not to be fucked with.It causes blindness, you know.
>>12524768Now I'm getting Discipline flashbacks.>Boy's love really is the best!
>>12524759>Moth-chan is by herself, going for a walk just to get away from the band for a while.>Walks down an alleyway.>Sees a large male figure make his way towards her.>He's ripped as fuck, nearly 7 feet tall has piercings, spiked wrist wristguards.>Overall very scary looking.>Moth-chan is too afraid to move, making that trademark 'Moth-squeaking' sound, except at a rapid pace.>He towers over her, breathing heavily.>Moth-chan is a bout to faint. When he opens his mouth.>"C-can you... Can you sign my abs?"
Thirteen threads before us, and we're already at 3100+ posts. These threads are growing.So! /mgg/ VN when?
>>12524832Or /jp/s slowing.
>>12524832No, it's /jp/ dying
>>12524836>>12524837That means we're going to assimilate them, right?
>>12524839>Otaku culture becomes "Monstergirls (And otaku) culture.
>>12524839Yes, we should annex this board into mg boardTouhou is reclining anyway
>>12524845>>12524839>>12524844Nope.We're not doing that.Not even as a joke.
>>12524845Touhous are already Monster Girls anyway.
>>12524852What about battleships?
>>12524859If rifles can be, then why not?
>>12524362>amy domming hathor>light bondage>praising the sun>nibbling on ear>more amyand i was just talking on IRC how i would tenderly amy. anya soon, or drop since loen started on it, or hathor and amy or Amy and RA.[PRAISING EXTERNALLY]
>>12524862...Are rifles monstergirls?
>>12524872Why not?Look after your rifle for 10 years and it gets possessed
>>12524878Ahhhh, you mean like that as tsukumogami do you?I had an image of Upotte!
>>12524888It can be anything you'd like
>>12523350This is fucking excellent.
>>12524890Why'd you break the question chain?
>>12524898Because I can
>Wake up in the middle of the night to find your waifu isn't in bed after a passionate bout of sex the two of you had>You look around the house for her, but can't seem to find her>That's when you hear something outside>Looking in the backyard, you find your waifu, hunched over, coughing up a lung and wheezing for air>There are several vials scattered on the ground by her knees>When you go to see if she's okay, you catch a glimpse of her eyes>The sclera of her eyes have turned completely black>If they were already black, it looks even worse, with streaks of red shooting through her eyes>She tries to quickly pick up the vials and hide them, despite you having already seen them at her feetWhat do you do?http://imgur.com/lPG54uT
>>12524901How many points do I get for this game Drew?
>>12524904Why, I pretend like I didn't see a thing, of course!
>>12524904Hug her and tell her everything is ok.
>P'Orc guitar player likes to dom and bully bishies>>but manly lumberjack tier men make her squeal and oink>subcubus is a beast on stage, but a timid mousy girl in bed>Centaur with her masochistic shota squireI see P'Orc as the rock star-est.Look up John Entwistle Success story from The Kids are Alright and apply this to the 106P'Orc
>>12524932Now, which dies at 27?
>>12524939None of them, hopefully.
>>12524941Is this a real band? How can it be without a single 27-club member?
>>12524943Okay, okay.I nominate P'Orc.You did say she's the most rock star of them all.
>>12524944Is this your final answer?
>>12524947Yup.
>>12523561How curious I just read that story before coming here, it was pretty much amazing the way it's told.
>>12522919fucking gross
Yandere christmas cake brown loli ogre
>>12525025>loliYou fucked up.
>>12525025You sellin these or what.
>>12525039>shitting on loliI will fuck you up
>3100 postsEhhhh?
>>12525063ded thred
>>12525103Supa ded
>>12525104Hissatsu ded
>>12525047No, she's all mine
>>12525107Dakini ded.
>>12525120MxO ded
>>12525124too far
>>12525139Okay.jpg
>>12525139Futurama ded
>>12525169Futurama had a god ending.
>>12525178There was an ending?Oh fuck, I don't know why, but I thought retarded Naturama ep was the last.I need to watch dat shit
>>12525178Didn't it end on that 4 mini-episodes where they each had their own animation style?
>>12524944>27 year old guitarist for MetalMorphosis, known as War Pig >( or Whore Pig if you read the tabloids) >was found dead in a car accident >she was traveling at 110 mph with a BAC of .29 and multiple aphrodisiacs in her system>A man identified only as Anton>file photo of a pretty boy with long black hair>was found in the wreck with her, his face between her legsThere, I hope you're happy. Unlike this thread, she died too soon.
>>12523350Just posting to lets you guys know it's on the regular pastebin. Glad folks liked it. Maybe I'll do a sequel sometime. Nightflower shorthttp://pastebin.com/KnNYwMxDNow back to typing on Meat and Metal and Vengeance.
>still 4th in the deadrowWhy?
>>12524789>>12524759>>12524604>>12524603>>12524565>>12524556Would her biggest fan be Screaming Mothbro?
>>12525231Because.>First few threads on /jp/ around 1500 posts>Now over double in sizeGod damn. I wonder if it's new people showing up or having more to talk about because of chapter release or what.
/jp/ is just slower than normal. You come home to find your smugfox waifu twitching and convulsing and there's a buzzing sound coming from underneath. What do you do?http://i.imgur.com/cl39PHW.png
>>12525254Kill the slut
>>12525254Funsai DESTROY
>>12525231Why are we still here? Just to suffer?Every night, I can feel the drawfags, and the writefags... even my fingers.The Justice I've lost, the Standards I've lost... Won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there.You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our thread speed.
>>12525258How cruel, anon. Why would you want to kill her?Who would be a mother to your fluffy daughteru?http://i.imgur.com/S3eDGot.png
>>12525263They played us like a damn shota!
>>12525200THE BRIGHTEST CANDLES BURN THE QUICKEST.
>>12525265>slut daughteruOnto my blade it goes
>>12525265Oh, look. He's helping his athletic daughteru stretch her legs before their morning jog. What a good father.
>>12525269Gotta do somethin' with that edge I guess.
>>12525265Am I helping her do stretches?
>>12525273>>12525275Stretches be important, yo'.
>>12525274>not wanting slut family>edgySure, m8
>>12525279>Assuming that since the mother is slutty [citation needed], your fluffy daughteru is therefore slutty too.You may not be edgy, instead you could just be shit at reading comprehension.
>>12525280Like mother like daughter, anon
>>12525283If you're a shite father, you're not a shite father are you?
>>12524565>Detroit Metal Cityyeah, but Moth chan loves metal, she doesn't want to be a pussy indie folk singer, also she doesn't use her onstage persona to bully people who slight her in real life, like the rageaholic manchild that is the DMC main character.
>>12525278>>12525275>>12525273Your fluffy daughteru's getting massive gains, only cares 'bout getting swole and says when she grows up she's going to marry Zyzz; WHAT DO?
I've decided I'm gonna do that space bros vanilla zoolander scifi story on Saturday.What are things you wish to do to monster girls in space?Would you pleasure a female Zentradi using a bipolar mecha with a built in pleasure receptor and a sperm cannon that was locked directly onto your junk that, when engaged, will shoot gallons of warm liquid goo along with your sperm inside her giantess vagina?
>>12525284Where do you think we are?I'm shit person in general
>>12525292Just set lasers to "Fun" and explore unknown frontiers Richter, I BELIEVE IN YOU.Name a character KhanKHAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>12525298>Not manning up and gitting gud at fatherhood.Sasuga, you don't deserve a daughteru.
>>12525290Tell her that he's dead, use his death as a horror story to teach her about moderation and the terrors of steroid abuse, and teach her some martial arts. Maybe Judo.
>>12525292>Would you pleasure a female Zentradi using a bipolar mecha with a built in pleasure receptor and a sperm cannon that was locked directly onto your junk that, when engaged, will shoot gallons of warm liquid goo along with your sperm inside her giantess vagina?I hate that you even have to ask. Of course I would.
>>12525301Treat your daughteru's like a roof and raise them
>>12525310Treat your daughteru's like a roof and tar them.
>>12525317Treat your daughterus like a roof and get comfortable beneath them.
>>12525325Treat your daughteru like a roof and let the motherfucker burn
>>12525328Dick your daughteru and dick your daughter
>>12525308>2059>Not tapping that sweet Zentradi poonhttp://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=202407Why even live?
>>12525328Treat your daughteru like a roof and ensure her structural integrity by upholding her with load bearing walls.
>>12525336>>12525328>>12525325>>12525317>>12525310Be the roof and protect your daughteru from the cold rain.
>>12525342Can't I just take an umbrella with me?>Hurrying home in the middle of a torrential rainstorm, carrying your daughteru in your arms while she holds your coat over her like a roof>You can hear the raindrops splat against it, making that dull pitter-patter and drawing up mist from the grey pavement>Daughteru snuggles against you and watches the rainy outside world with a smile on her face
>>12525330Roofie your daughter so you can daughter the roof.
>>12525178>that last epThat is pretty sadI remember reading hentai with the same plot. Couple wished so their time together would last forever, and it happened. At first time stopped only when they touching each other but then it extends further and further until it reached the whole world. So they lived their life together in a stopped world and died.
>>12525342Make it rain 20, 20, 20s on dem daughterus.
>>12525380Wait. I think I read the same one, but they only wished for the TWO of them to have a time stop, when the girl got teen pregnant the time stop ended. I think. That's how I remember it. Cute hentai.
>>12525380Got a name? That sounds interesting.
>>12525386Oh, rightThat how it ended.But I think they became adults and only after that girl get pregnant. So after they were 3 of them the time unfreezed.
>>12525387I wanted to reread it but time stop engl doesn't find itSo it was probably Jacob'edI remember it was fairly old like 2008 or something
>>12525422Ah, that sucks. Is there a chance it wound up on Fakku?
>>12524750I thought nothing could surprise me anymore, guess I was wrong.
>>12525430That's what I'm here for
>>12525426Eh, I doubt it. I don't remember artist or manga's name>fakku>i was hoping for confirmation that she really was a loli and not just petanko (with some authors it's hard to tell the difference). Good thing i didn't fap to that.>Good thing i didn't fap to that.>Good thing I didn't fap to loliFucking faggots. Someone should purge that unholy place
>>12525254>>12525265>George Takei>Oh my.
>>12525452I'm glad OH MY~ could be post 3200 this time.
>>12525459Let's aim for 3500!
>>12525263Forget that which pains you. You cannot reclaim what is lost to time. Let it go, there is only regret here. What difference does it make? Whether you lost a board, or friends, you cannot bring back the dead. Release the past. Look to the future. Join us Anon.
>>12525466>George Takei post every 500 posts, every day until you OH MY~
>>12525269I'll raise your daughteru.
>>12525466well, we're third in line, so it'll be another hour or two or twelve. Let's just see where this takes us.
I'm starting to write down my MG story. MC plays piano as a hobbie and I was thinking of adding youtube links so people could listen to the songs I had in mind.Think it could work?
>>12525487I think so. I considered adding youtube links for songs in my story, but it's not based around music, so it'd be distracting.
>>12525479You'd think there'd be a mercy killing at 2500.
>>12525496The Ride never ends, anon.
>>12525487I'd read and listen. Would you include this one?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyHeHrb0-70
>>12525495Mine has a lot to do with a piano and 3 MGs that doesn't like the MC at first.
>>12525496>mercy>in this place
>>12525507yeah, that's what I figured, go for it. >Monstergirls>not immediately jumping his bones on sightspooooky
>>12525502Sure! It fits pretty well. I got lots of songs I could addMy must have is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puAuDt6aNsw
>>12525426>>12525387>>12525386I found it. It was indeed Jacob'ed from pandahttp://pururin.com/gallery/7488/distance-between-the-two.htmlFucking Jacob. Why he is still alive? If I lived near him I would do something. It's not like I have a life purpose or anythingAnd in the end they are 20~ yo
>>12525523>took 4+ years of constant fucking to get preggers.Ganbatte, ne?
>>12525523Thank you for finding it!
>>12525517Reminds me of Castlevania.
>>12525487I hope it's not considered idea mooching if an idea I have for a blind MC is him being a piano teacher.That's the problem with having an idea for ages you don't write down. You feel guilty when someone else thinks of something similar and has the ability to write about it sooner and better than you.
>>12525538It's from a Studio Ghibli movie, pretty amazing by the way.>>12525544It's not! I'll totally read it. I'm still having some problems to start writting down mine, so don't worry.
I don't want to close my eyes, don't want to fall asleep, because I'd miss you babe and I don't want to miss a thing
>>12525544"Le-let me feel your face.Are? Are are? This isn't your face!""I, uh, stood up sensei!""SIT DOWN!">Blind MC swats wildly with a paper fan."Sensei! Stop blindly swatting, you'll hurt someone!">Sensei-MC starts crying
>>12525548What is this faggot pansy shit.
>>12525556Lying close to you, feeling your heart beating and I'm wondering what you're dreaming, wondering if I'm what you're seeing
>>12525509If some of us can give mercy to Charon-chan, there is mercy in this place
>>12525557Dirty hippie propaganda. Makes me want to shit fire on the lot of you.
>>12525547Oh I know, it's different listening to a song with no visuals or dialogue involved.
>>12525563Yeah, sometimes it's even better.I do have some SotN to add btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsysZQYBQU8
http://imgur.com/S45Pm95
>>12525604less are you taking a request? can you draw a pregnant holstaurus? and what is that pic
>>12525604See, it's the things like this that cause you to not get mad at .LessThank you
>>12525604It's good. But you still a faggot.
>>12525604Please draw that Ammy having sex/gangbang for praise
>>12525604>it's not guro0/10I want muh suffering and people's rageTheir anger sustains me
>>12525575MY favorite.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYwS6481oQk
>>12525604Niiiiice.
>>12525604>Amaterasu bondage-play with Hathor.less, I retroactively and prospectively forgive you for all the rage and suffering you've caused. It's would've been perfect if the ropes were replaced with Greensprout vines.Colouring when?
>>12525641edgelord go and stay go
>>12525604>bondageMeh. Not my favourite thing, but at least is not guro.
>>12525643Should I change it then?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wwpof1o2_Y
>>12525604Praise the Healthor!
>>12525659No, I don't really know which direction you're gonna go, and Dance of Pales is a good song, I was just sharing.Is this you playing?
>>12525664truly, she has boobs worth worshiping.
>>12525664Remember to drink milk everyday
>>12525678I would if I could drink from Hathor's taps
>>12525604Why do Hathor and Ammy go so well together?I know they're both gods of virtues and nice things, but it seems more than that, too.
>>12525673Actually any of them fits just niceIt's not me there, sorry. Maybe when I'm more prepared and with a decent piano.
>>12525604>bullying the HathorI am not pleased.
>>12525194It ended on that episode where Fry got a device that could turn back time 10 seconds., it was called Meanwhile.Even Zoidberg got a happy ending in the previous episode.
>>12525686hathorxammy otp
>>12525690>bullyingshe loves it, anon.
>>12525693>hathor x ammy>not ammy x ra[PRAISING EXTERNALLY]
>>12525693I want to be mothered by them both.
>>12525698>Ammy x Ra>Not Ammy x Ra x HathorWe got to push it to the limit
>>12525678Always! Wouldn't want her to suffer would we?Her retainers have to do it everyday
>>12525706yes. and Marduk as well.
>>12525698why not some Ammy x Issun /ss/
Have a thing >>>/tg/35128391
>>12525722aww
>>12525693>yuriDoor's right there motherfucker.
>>12525718Ammy and Sakuya pressing shota Issun between their breasts? What about a three-way marshmallow heaven with Hathor in on it too?
>>12525728>not liking two girls pressing their boobs togethergay
>>12525730That would be indeed praise worthyhttp://cdn.staticneo.com/w/okami/0/0a/Praise.jpg
>>12525722Adorable!
Cute harpies and spiderbutts, and adorable gods. What a nice end of thread.
>>12525740That's not what you said, faggot.
>>12525292I'd give her the Deculture.
So, let's say you are notorious in MGC for being some kind of untouchable mad supervillain that loves to bully monstergirls for fun and escape any an all rape attempts with ease. Some hate you to the core for it, some think you're just not right in the head, others might even feel attracted to you due to your personality.What would your methods be?Would you have some kind of trademark gesture of laugh?Would you conceal your face as to hide your identity?What kind of monstergirls would you like to bully most?Would you actually be a reasonable guy when time calls for it or would you still not care if your "targets" are already having a bad day before your appearance?Would you bully them for your own amusement or would you aim to be a mean motherfucker?What would be your reasons to do all of this?Would you have your own theme song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyZSsygKYqc
I finally started writting down my MG story.I got a Jinko, Wolf and Kitsune. Any suggestions for the fourth girl? Name suggestions?
>>12525780Alice.
>>12525780What kind of story is it gonna be?
>>12525780Sadistic pixie who's the rapiest of them all despite being 18 inches tall.
>>12525787I'm trying a different approach here.MC is a introvert guy who plays piano, hired by a MG to take care of some house.>3 MGs live thereNo day-one rape, MGs doesn't like him at first, the piano in the house is his best friend at firstI'm going to add youtube links for some songs.Pretty crazy idea to be honest.
>>12525780I usually name my monstergirl characters after gods or mythological beings, then changing some of the letters until they sound nice.For example, the Egyptian goddess of harvest Renenutet, often depicted as a cobra, turned into an Egyptian lamia named Neren.Sometimes a word from another language will do. The German word "ruhe", meaning peace, quiet or rest, became the basis of a name for a character who is is tasked with taking care of a traumatised character. I eventually settled on the name Ruhé (pronounced Roo-ehy), because it sounded nice to me.I guess it works fine if you're going for outlandish fantasy names, but not for more terrestrial an grounded stories.
>>12525814It's more terrestrial, but thanks for the tip. I'm writting down what I can, and will add the names when I decide.
>>12525814See that's weird because my mind immediately goes to rue and makes me think her parents hated her.>I rue the day this miserable child was born
Guy from last night here. I'm not letting you talk me into things again.http://imgur.com/0AH4PD0
>>12525852you better have praised all that milk, motherfucker.
>>12525852>Drinking a whole gallon of a base at once when your stomach can only produce so much acid at a time.What are you, four?
>>12525852so is she some like, holstaurus goddess? is her milk divine?
>>12525852That is udderly delightful.
>>12525833That is true, and it's something I pondered for a few minutes when coming up with the name. I just kind of think it's a shame. "Rue" is a pretty sound in and of itself, I think.But who knows. Maybe if that story ever sees the light of day, then I'll add in some name symbolism with "rue" as well as it's German inspiration.>>12525852Did you vomit?
>>12525852NO. FUCKING. WAY.
>>12525860>>12525862>>12525866>>12525867>>12525868I didn't vomit, my stomach is stronger then that and I know when to not hurt myself. I still fucking did it though, I feel closer to Hathor now.
>>12525881praise the health
>>12525867That's Hathor, inspired by the ancient Egyptian goddess of joy and motherly love. A few threads back, an anon was talking about a Holstaurus Hathor, and it stuck.She's now /mgt/ resident goddess of HEALTH, bringing fertility, prosperousness and happiness to the world.
>>12518434>There are girls who are ok to dom, like, I don't know, P'Orcs and elves, but don't tell me that isn't retarded wanting to dom a girl who is sexually aggressive, has almost the doble of your height and weigh, and would break your bones easily if she wanted.You are obviously a subfag and can't understand that the reason why domfags are attracted to their side of the power-play thing. Being a dom is about feeling in control and poweful as much as being as sub is about feeling powerless and without any control. One may be attracted to dominating elves and P'orcs since they seem to be naturally submissive and/or, but one could also say that they would love to dom someone who would be magnitudes stronger than them in a normal situation. There's also the thing about people simply being attracted to physically strong people, and physical strenght is absolutely not the only type of power that exists.>Because femdom is one of the main attractions for people who are into monstergirls.Speak for yourself faggot. The main attractions is their phisycal appearance and exotic nature. Everything else is secondary.
>>12525887You're damn right, might not have been the smartest thing to do but if I can praise her I'll do it.
So how would you mindbreak your HB?
>>12525888Can get a drawing of her putting her health and fertility to good use?
>>12525881This makes me wonder how many people who frequent the threads suffer from the debilitating deformity known as lactose intolerance.
>>12525899I lower his guard by pretending that I'm not going to rape him.When he lets me get close, I hug him from behind and stroke his hair. I hear that HBs love that sort of thing.
>>12525899elbow length silk glove handjobs while he's tied up, then I wiggle a finger in his bum right before he busts a nut. works every time.
>>12525904If you ask nicely...http://imgur.com/a/f7P7h#20Im trying some practice on meaty women anyway
>>12525913>meaty womenP'Orc playing in the mud?
>>12525913Can you please do lewd Hathor making love to Anon, using all of her mothery love, health, and fertility to make a baby? Or just symmetrical docking with an also busty Ammy?
>>12525921>Or just symmetrical docking with an also busty Ammy?Boner status: activated. Can we also get a tan on Hathor, since basking in the sun? Tanlines optional.
>>12524750>http://imgur.com/6ESoyZFbeyond heretical anon.you should be ashamed
>>12525913Would you do a healthy healthy lizardgirl, a bit self-consious of her meat?
>>12525912>works every timeSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLUT!
>>12525905Those poor souls shall be healed, Hathor will wipe out that horrible affliction.
>>12525921>>12525927Less would be best suited for that, my draws are just sexy, not really complete nudes or sex. I can try to portrait our health Goddess in all of her healthyness after Anya, that will be completed later today.
>>12525944Anya's pretty sexy figure-wise, and symmetrical docking doesn't actually require you to draw any of the naughty bits. All you'd need is a healthy amount of squishing up front, one bare back and two happy looking faces. I feel confident you could pull that off, and the line weight thing you do would be great for emphasizing curvature.
>>12525944God yes, whatever you can do man I trust you'll do it good. Don't rush on Anya though, as much as we need more Hathor/Holstaurus art Anya deserves some good art too.
>>12525944I like the symmetrical docking thing, or something suggesting on a bed, like say wearing sexy lingerie
>>12525944>First Loen starts to draw Anya>Then .Less delivers on Hathor and Ammy>Now Loen is going to be making Anya AND HathorToday, and yesterday, are good days!
>>12525957>wearing sexy lingerieWhat about something like the image in >>12522057?
>>12525941I hope she would. I shall pray dearly for my Lactose intolerance to be cured.For now, I shall Praise the Health by drinking...http://www.lactaid.com/
>never really go on /jp/>wonder what those dudes are up to right now>check the catalog >see this fucking monstrous threadholy what the fuck, did you guys really make all these posts in the past 2 days
>>12525979The gods have given us strength, boners, and milk.
>>12525979Yep. Wait for the next one. We're so boss.
>>12525979We are literally the most active threads on the entire board
>>12525975>http://www.lactaid.com/This stuff is so fucking boss. Tastes exactly like 2 percent. Stays fresh for over 3 times as long. Pure. Awesome.
>>12525979I can barely keep track of the thread. I leave for like 5 minutes and we're another 300 posts.
>>12525972Lewder, exposed nipples and an open slit on the crotch
>>12525972If we could get a symmetrical docking picture with both of them in lingerie, I just don't even know, there would be lots of praising going on.
>>12525982>gods>giving anything to anyoneUrge to tip rising...
>>12525993Our gods > your gods.
>>12525982>>12525983>>12525985>>12525989I would post some absurd image of my reaction to this thread BUT YOU FUCKERS BURNED THROUGH 300 IMAGES IN LIKE HALF A DAY
>>12525988It is truly the blessing of Hathor for we who suffer the affliction of lactose intolerance.
>>12525852I hope you aren't lactose intolerant anon.You made her proud anon!
>>12525995Some of us use Imgur to post images.
>>12525995Knigga, we made it past 2200 posts before we hit image limit. That's damn good.
>>12525995Still doesn't slow us down. Hell we've probably gotten more done without images than we did with them. I'd still like a much higher image limit though.
>>12525994To be fair, I'm pretty sure inspiring the urge to tip then consequently impregnate her is one of Hathor's innate and unsuppressible abilities.
>>12526000>>12526001>>12526002is this like a normal thread for this board? I don't think I've ever noticed it
>>12526003Well she's a goddess of fertility, of course you're suppose to want to impregnate something after seeing her.
>>12525994...I don't have any.
>tfw dead
>>12526004>is this like a normal thread for this board?Short answer? No.Long answer? NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO.
>>12526003She tips over in such a way as to end up udders down, ass up.
>>12526004We've only been here a few months but we've always been the biggest thread on the board. Its only recently that we've been gettting above 3000 posts though>>12526006You do now, praise Hathor.
DEEEEED THREEEEED
PRAISE THE HEALTH!
>>12526016PRAISE IT!
would you a shota if he had herpies?
>>12526012You say that as if any way in which Hathor lands doesn't encourage baby making. She's too sexual not to. It is a gift and a curse.
>>12526020But she loves us anyway.
>>12525995I know right, who woulda thunk that a image board thread would run the limit for images.
>>12526020It could be a natural ability of monster girls. Anytime they fall, they always land in some kind of sexual position.
>>12526022That's why Hathy is worthy of praise. Good thing the MGG pantheon allows for the worship of multiple gods, otherwise I'd be in a pickle between praising her or Ammy.>>12526024>MG have the opposite of harem MC's lewd touch abilityI like it.
>>12526024>Every monster girl is the MC of an Ecchi anime
>>12525951>>12525952>>12525957>>12525968http://imgur.com/ltYj0htI need pictures, pictures of Hathor and Ammy. Or just that one that is around.Also you guys got it wrong, Anya and Hathor are separate drawings.
>>12526024>>12526027>>12526028You know, this really makes sense for holstaurus. They only have two hoves and they can't even see those. Does Hathor have cow hooves? She should be falling over and showing embarrassing places all the time.
>>12526027>Good thing the MGG pantheon allows for the worship of multiple gods, otherwise I'd be in a pickle between praising her or Ammy.The gods can be jealous and fickle beings, anon.>Ammy gets jealous when you praise Hathor>She visits you like a Jehovas Witness and sexes you up for your worship>Hathor gets jealous and then visits you to sex you up for your faith
>>12526031Oh we know Hathor and anya are seperate drawings. It's still greatAlso, there's really only two drawings of Hathor anyhow. Less' drawing is the second one. Though, there's a quantum number of Ammy pictures
>>12526036>You are then so sexed out you need to worship the goddess of boners to be able to please both women.>More sexing ensuesSuch is the life of the faithful in MGW.
>>12526031There really is only the one picture of Hathor. Well now I guess there's two with less's drawing. That's why we need more.>>12526032She probably does considering she's pretty much the goddess of Holstaurus.>"Oh no! I fell over in just the right way that my clothes fell of and my fertility hole is right at your crotch! What a terrible accident, I wonder what you'll do now."
>>12526031I suggest looking at Kaze-Hime's Okami gallery for Ammy; her design is a favourite of mine. The Gijinka design in particular is a good referencehttp://kaze-hime.deviantart.com/gallery/4445202/Okami
>>12526038>>12526038>The rest of the gods start wondering why Ammy and Hathor are never around>Suddenly demigods, demigods everywhere
>>12526045>The chief god and the demon lord don't even know what to do any more.There's just heroes running around everywhere solving every problem and bringing fertility.
>>12526037>>12526041>>12526042That one busty Hathor image, I cant find it in the thread, someone care to guide me?
>>12526054Milk Anon has a smaller picture of it on his screen
>>12526054http://data.archive.moe/board/jp/image/1410/75/1410750138858.jpgThis?
>>12526045>demigod daughterus want to fight mythical beasts like in all the stories>you dress up like a minotaur to appease them>end up in the hospital after they break a dozen of your bones because they were intent of defending mommy and daddy
>>12526058That one, thanks a lot anon
>>12526048>>12526059>"It's fucking Zeus all over again."
>>12526054Its way up there.>>12517612Back when we were having a different religious argument.
Would HBG a chuuni?
>>12526064Yes, justice shota is my husbando
>>12526060No problem. Just make sure they both look divine as fuck.Are you going to do anything interesting with Ammy's divine markings (the red marks) on her body, like her back or torso? Because that would be kind of cool.
>>12526055>Milk AnonI guess that's my name now.
>>12526064>HBGHeavy Bowgun? Can I use tranq rounds on him?
>>12526067what if he was hot blooded rapist or a paladin?
Aw shit guys we're next to be bumped off.
>>12526075Paladin yes, rapist no. I want someone to tenderly rape.
>>12526077So 3000+ is the norm now, ain't it?
>>12526077>bitching and moaningAnother thread has been marked as a paladin victory>>12526079Fuck off monster, no shotas for you.
What a good day for the gods.
>>12526083Probably.>>12526089And for us, their worshipers.
>>12526095Those thread recaps need to become the norm as well if 3000+ is going to be a thing. I feel bad for anyone that wants to know what everyone's talking about and has to burn through 3000 posts
>>12526102As long as they remain unbiased I'll support them.
>>12526102Something tells me he'll be able to recap the thread, sooner or later.
>>12526064>HBGHuman Boy...Girls?Are we all traps now?
I just finished writing down the first part of my story. I'm trying a different approach from the usual MG sex at the first minute.Any feedback is welcome, it's the first time I'm writing down something.http://pastebin.com/wLLcVW5H
>>12526111H-human boy general... Isn't that what we are? A-am I in the wrong thread again?
Should we try to reach 3400 before the thread dies?
>>12526141If it happens, it happens.
>>12526141Can't force it, anon
Y'know, I'm still working on that Pantheon image. But I feel like there's too much focus on MGE in it, what with Pharah and Apophis, the Elementals and the four Dragon types.Are there any original characters or god being from other monstergirl canons who would fit up there with the top deities?
>>12526149Hathor and Ammy
>>12526149THEY ARE PRIVILEGED TO DIE AT MY FEET
>>12526149every monster you love is shit.
>>12526149A lovely Ryu
>>12526149>>12526151Be sure to put Hathor and Ammy next to each other.
>>12526149Monstergirl canons? You mean like Tamamo from Fate/Extra or one of the tons of monstergirls in Record of Agarest War like Silvi, Dyshana chaos, Apli, etc.
>>12526157>>12526151Already done.>>12526155I know.>>12526160Something like that. I know there's a bias on MGE monsters being very popular in these threads, but any prominent ones from other places would be nice for variety and diversity.
>>12516100Yes
Does a coloured Hathor picture exist?
>>12526169No. There's only two Hathor pictures in total
>>12526165Heh.
>>12519393 What the FUCK???????????