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12507525 No.12507525 [Reply] [Original]

Hroz likes big slimes. Image shared was not so big, however.

Monster Milf scans probably next week. Monster Musume is building interest in an anime: http://www.monmusu.jp/sp/

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

Beyond that, you know the drill by now.
Paladins never win.

>> No.12507537
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First for slime girls being god tier

>> No.12507546

>>12507537
I want to drink her orange juice.

>> No.12507549

>starting threads with worst girl

Why?

>> No.12507555

>>12507549
But anon, I don't see Akaname here. Only goo girls.

>> No.12507574

>>12507549
It's something new from Hroz. Hroz is love, and also doujins. Doujins are more of a /jp/ thing that normal mangas that sometimes hit the OP.

Infallible anti-shitposting logic.
Remember to report them anyway.

>> No.12507578

>>12507574
Wait, what? Who?

>> No.12507579

>>12507525
What's the most fucked up thing you've done involving monster girls /mgg/?

I once made some strawberry jello and fucked it pretending it was a slime girl and ate it afterwards.

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>>12507579
>and ate it afterwards.

>> No.12507590

>>12507579
Dude, fucking really? Even I didn't eat it afterwards.

>> No.12507592

>>12507585
I wasn't about to let good waifu jello go to waste, okay.

>> No.12507595

>>12507579
Why did you think it would be a good idea to post that?

>> No.12507596
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>>12507592
Still, though.

>> No.12507598

>>12507590
>>12507585
>thinking wasting food is ok

>> No.12507599

>>12507595
I was hoping other people would be as fucked up as me instead of being turbo-normies.

>> No.12507600

>>12507599
there was that one guy from /a/ that made an onahole out of fox fur,

>> No.12507603

>>12507599

So how was it, anyway? When I tried it, the jello just chunked up and lost structural integrity too easily. It was like my dick was a drill boring out a hole in it.

>> No.12507604

>>12507598
First of all, I don't waste good food.

Second of all, call me germophobic, but I wouldn't eat food that my dick has touched. Especially if my own cum is in it. That's gross.

>> No.12507605

So, a Sabbath operative comes along and slips a shotafication potion into your drink. How does your waifu deal with a husbando who is now half her age?

>> No.12507608

>>12507603
Yeah, pretty bad. I assume you'd have to mix something in to make it more solid, like that starch? homemade onahole recipe thing that used to go around.

>> No.12507609

>>12507605
Do I keep my (lack of) intelligence and mental maturity?

>> No.12507610
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>>12507605
She drinks a potion and we become childhood best friends with benefits.

Alternatively, momdom.

>> No.12507614

>>12507609
Sure. But now no one takes what you say seriously because you're just a cheeky shota.

>> No.12507616

>>12507603
oook, moving on. There was a line that needn't be crossed, and both of you crossed it.

>> No.12507617
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Also, for anybody who didn't see in the last thread,

>>12507475
>>12507479

>> No.12507616,1 [INTERNAL] 

monsters!!!!!

>> No.12507620

>>12507610
>reliving your childhood with your future mg waifu

Wonderful. Except now you have the legal rights of an adult and can't enjoy being a kid again.

>> No.12507621
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How dangerous is your Monster girl waifu

>> No.12507622

>>12507617
Lamias suck and I didn't read any of that shit

>> No.12507623

>>12507620
>Leave ID at home
>Nobody knows you're actually an adult in a kid's body
>???
>>Wherein ??? is fuck your loli waifu in public.
>PROFIT

>> No.12507624

>>12507622
no u

>> No.12507624,1 [INTERNAL] 

ayyyyyyyy

>> No.12507632

>>12507608
See, that's what I thought at first, too. But some compressive force to keep the jello pressed around the dick would be required to make it pleasurable enough to get off to. At least for me, anyway. When I wrote my summary of the event some weeks ago, I thought about using a sealed container full of jello with a dick-insertion hole to minimise loss of jello through excessive thrusting.

Who knows, maybe if I have the time for it I'll continue with my freaky experiments.

>>12507616
Progress can't be made if some of us aren't willing to cross a line, anon.

>> No.12507633

>>12507616
>Wants to fuck girls with the lower half of animals
>Complains about eating semenjello
It didn't even taste bad, what's wrong with you guys acting all freaked out. How can you let your waifu eat your semen if you wouldn't eat it yourself.

>> No.12507634
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>>12507579
probably not as fucked up as that but I've been pretty innovative in my search for greater pleasures

>> No.12507634,1 [INTERNAL] 

Does putting penis in jello feel good

>> No.12507637

>>12507605
She dresses me up in a red cloak, blindfolds me and carries me into the woods to play hide and seek with her.
Afterwards she has her way with me, goading me into telling her how big her paws and breasts are.

>> No.12507641

>>12507634
Did you really need to post that pic anon

>> No.12507643

>>12507634
Nice setup you got there.

>> No.12507645
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Does this work on human boys?

>> No.12507647

>>12507633
Let's be honest, I'm squeamish about a woman drinking my semen already.

Not to mention sucking my dick and then kissing me, that's just...no.

>> No.12507651

>>12507645
Like any of us has been close enough to a human boy to know

>> No.12507653

>>12507623
And then the two of you get caught by police and apprehended for public indecency.

Nice going, you brats.

>> No.12507658

>>12507645
Having a girl stroke your hair is a pretty awesome feeling. Kind of makes me want to just lie down with a dopey smile on my face.

I guess now I know how dogs feel, at least.

>> No.12507659

>>12507641
This is as close as I can get to squeezing a tail during orgasm

>> No.12507660

>>12507645
I suppose in the in the case of tender loving femdom.

>> No.12507666

>>12507658
>I guess now I know how dogs feel

Not yet you don't.

>> No.12507669

>>12507653
We're kids, so we'll just be given a slap on the wrist, get told that be shouldn't do things like that, and asked where our parents are.

No big deal.

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>>12507658
>a girl will never stroke your hair and treat you like her hopeless puppy
Life is too cruel!

>> No.12507677

Wouldn't it be funny if instead of monster MILFs, they did an issue centered around saggy, overweight and no, not just extra boob material monster mothers?

>> No.12507685
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Dare you enter the Slime Pit?~

>> No.12507688

>>12507685
I would actually like to fall in by accident so they could make fun of me for being so careless while they milk me to death.

>> No.12507689

>>12507669
So you want to get thrown into an orphanage run by a dark priestess and potentially get /ss/'d away from your waifu?

>> No.12507691

>>12507685
What would happen if I do?

>> No.12507693

>>12507691
You'd smell like Grapes for several months. For starters.

>> No.12507695

>>12507689
Huh...

Choose option "Fuck the police and run?"

>> No.12507698

>>12507693
Would I taste like wine after a few months?

>> No.12507700
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nazrin is a monster mouse

>> No.12507703

Why is /a/ still in /jp/
Also fucl you janny

>> No.12507706

>>12507691
You would dissolve and die

>> No.12507707

>>12507685
I'd rather enter the walrus pit

>> No.12507709
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>>12507695
>Hello, Ms. Tanukistein? Looks like we've got a couple of runners here.

>Lock it down and call in the onis.

>> No.12507710
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>> No.12507714

>>12507710
Gazers should never know love, only pain
from being hugged too hard

>> No.12507715
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>>12507707
but were are they

>> No.12507717

>>12507709
Fucking Black Sabbath ruining my day, swear to god.

>> No.12507718

In the previous thread:

Monstergirls wearing hoodies (How does Papi get the sleeves over her wings?)
Amaterasu is praised
>Horse tits
>Horse pussy
Smug kitsunes
Ammy is still praised
Rapist Paladins ruin everything for everybody
Polt is still cute
Monstergirl Cosmopolitan
Hornet girls are still shit
Anonymoose saga updates (I should probably start reading it)
Moth-chan wears spats, has fine ass
Sharkgirls and Deep Ones monstergirls
/mgt/ tells us how to be a good father to a monstergirl
Ebola-chan NTRs us away from our batgirl waifus
Dicking the daughteru
Sphinx-chan is easily loved/bullied
Multi-armed girls give good hugs
Parasite slime vs Matango. Whoever wins, we lose
.less draws cute Medusa, and cuter snakehair
Tumblr still can't draw noses
We're still STANDING HERE
Parasites aren't cool in real life
Succubutts and Paladins clash yet again

I hope .less draws Big Boss and Dee Dee.

>> No.12507720

>>12507605
Murder suicide.

>> No.12507722

>>12507718
You forgot that many anons are still terribly insecure with their sexuality.

>> No.12507723

>>12507709
>you keep the strength you had when you were an adult, somewhat like antman
>your punches have more force per square inch because smaller hands
clobber the onis weak points!

>> No.12507724

>>12507718
>How does Papi get the sleeves over her wings?
Zippered arms.

>> No.12507725

>>12507722
Fuck off.

>> No.12507726

>>12507637
I want to be a wolf girl's shota prisoner.

>> No.12507727
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>>12507608
>>12507603

Here you go.

>> No.12507728

>>12507725
Lel.

>> No.12507729

>>12507722
If it's a subject that can only result in people arguing and stirring up shit, I'm not going to include it in the list. I try to stay neutral about most things. Except hornet girls.

>> No.12507730 [DELETED] 

>>12507718
NegaWalker is Bob2.0

>> No.12507731

>>12507718
try using the spoiler tags and quotation pointer properly next time

>> No.12507732

>>12507725
Case in point. Didn't even say anything and already getting so defensive!

>> No.12507735

>>12507722
>insecure
i fully admit i would fuck any humanoid
even the jews

>> No.12507736

>>12507723
but anon I was already a skinny nerd before the shotafication

hope those onis are gentle with kids

>> No.12507740

>>12507637
Wunderbar

>> No.12507742

>>12507727
Thanks. I'll make the jello lime flavoured in your honour.

>> No.12507744

>>12507736
>onis
>gentle
you have another thing coming

>> No.12507745

>>12507720
Kids shouldn't be talking like that anon. Go to your room

>> No.12507747

>>12507727
Even after all these years, your stories still read fantastically, Oblimo.

>> No.12507749

>>12507744
Guess I'll have to rely on my waifus potion-making and cunning, then.

>> No.12507750

>>12507727
It's funny, I think people were talking about you and wondering where you'd gone just a couple of threads ago.

Serious question, though: did you ever stick your dick in Jello for the purposes of story research?

>> No.12507751

>>12507749
Shes not fast enough, you're just gonna get your pelvis powderized by 3-6 onis

>> No.12507753
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>>12507722
Quite the opposite. Everyone was sure that they didn't want to take stuff up the ass, meaning we're straight, only one insecure here is you fag pusher.

>> No.12507754 [DELETED] 

>>12507730
I like him. Don't pin him with a moniker that will grant him unfounded hate.

>> No.12507755

>>12507751
What if she used a potion to put us into a suspended fake-death state?

>> No.12507757

>>12507750
He did. Results were dissapointing.

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>>12507754
That's what happens when you over-promote yourself.

>> No.12507761

>>12507749
How are you going to trick some oni security squad to drink some incapacitating potions?

Quick, the steel doors are closing.

>> No.12507763 [DELETED] 

>>12507754
>two people like futa
>only one gets hated

>> No.12507764

>>12507750
Honestly, no. I'm much more adventurous in my imagination than in reality.

>>12507747
Thank you! Terrifying that it's been years, though.

>> No.12507765

One of these days I'll have filled a bathtub with some kind of slimy jello mix, start fapping in it, and wonder what the hell happened.

>> No.12507767
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can we have duck girls, i mean in nature they are already incredibly rapey, so why not?

>> No.12507768

Which tail is best?

Lamia, dragon, lizard, salamander, fluffy, or succubus?

>> No.12507769 [DELETED] 

>>12507763
>Two people like futa
>One forces it
The dude even said that he wouldn't write about it. You're just being bullies now. No bully.

>> No.12507770

>>12507765
That's gonna be one hell of a clean up.

>> No.12507771

>>12507761
Tell them we want to have one last alcoholic drink before we're sent to the pig's pen.

It's easy to trick an Oni into drinking sake. They eat that shit up, right?

>> No.12507772 [DELETED] 

>>12507769
I don't think you understand what 'forcing' means.

>> No.12507773

>>12507757
I did get molested by rootbeer once, though. I accidentally left an unopened can of rootbeer in my car in the bright sun of summer. Not thinking, I simply picked it up and warm foam erupted all over me.

I still have mental scars.

>> No.12507774

>>12507768
Lamia tail, for full body contact.
Succubus tail in close second for stroking/pulling while you fuck her.

>> No.12507776

>You will never help your Lizard daughteru shed her skin properly.
>You will never help her keep moisturized, rub her and keep her from clawing her peeling skin.
>You'll never hug your cleanly peeled Lizard daughteru

>> No.12507777

>>12507745
If you want to be a shota again, be my guest. I for one choose death.

>> No.12507778

>>12507765
Have fun with the clean-up there, Anon

>> No.12507780

>>12507764
Eh, life goes on. Try writing more. You've probably improved after all these years.

Start a new story. Publish and sell a short story on amazon kindle or something. Like that arachne in the attic story. Its what I'm pushing for.

I seriously intend to make the transition eventually to full novels myself. And writing for this genre that I am so passionate about is exactly the practice needed.

Thank you for writing your story, Oblimo. It remains incredible.

>> No.12507782

>>12507771
Ok, the onis are out but now you're locked in. Do you crawl into the vents or wait for lie in wait for your captors and ambush them?

>> No.12507783

>>12507765
I kind of want to do this, but I don't really know how I'd dispose of it simply and easily.

>> No.12507784 [DELETED] 

>>12507772
Eh, probably the wrong word. How can I best get across the fact that Nega isn't hurting anyone with his personal preference?

>> No.12507788 [DELETED] 

>>12507784
No one is 'hurting' anyone. Christ, you people really are on a witchhunt.

>> No.12507795 [DELETED] 

>>12507788
Which is my point. Which is why people shouldn't make a deal of it. Which is why people shouldn't pin the name of 'Bob' on him because it's synonymous with hate. A-are you agreeing with me here?

>> No.12507797

>>12507782
I suppose I'd crawl through the vents, since she's too big to fit through them.

I slip through and try to open the door on the other side so we can escape.

>> No.12507798
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>>12507767
Puzzle vaginas

>> No.12507800

>>12507777
>you will never see an edgy shota get ara-ara~'d at for talking about murder suicide

>> No.12507801

>>12507795
You have two people with similar fetishes that have made posts as such. Yet only one is hated. You're saying it's okay to hate the one dude but not the other for some arbitrary reason.

>> No.12507804
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i thought this was a good idea at the time. why did no one continue it?

>> No.12507806

>>12507767
I don't think I want to get raped by a duck, sorry

>> No.12507809

>>12507804
It was just too silly.

>> No.12507810

>>12507801
>You're saying it's okay to hate the one dude but not the other for some arbitrary reason.
You're putting words in my mouth, anon. I never said all the Bobhate was okay. Infact I never mentioned the bobhate outside of its existence, but to clarify, at this point it's like an irreversigble force of nature. I agree that the reason is completely arbitrary, and whilst it can't be helped that every one hates bob, the same shouldn't befall anyone else.

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>>12507525

> Hroz likes big slimes
> big slimes

Reminder that image related will never get a proper non-watermarked scan and thus will never get a translation.

Thanks, Comic-han!

>> No.12507812
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>>12507804
Fluffy goddesses are superior.

>> No.12507814

>>12507797
The vents lead to the control and a showdown with Ms. Tanukistein.

Considering you left your waifu behind to wait for the captors you'd better make this quick

>> No.12507815 [DELETED] 

>>12507788
> witch hunt
> fiestas and dicklovers pushing their shit nonstop when it's clear that stuff is frowned upon here

Is this you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c

>> No.12507816

>>12507809
still, i would have liked if it had gotten one decent drawing

>> No.12507817
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>>12507768
Succubus obviously.

Scaleshits can't do this with their tails. Other mgs are you even trying?

>> No.12507818 [DELETED] 

>>12507800
My quads don't lie.

>> No.12507819

>>12507814
Is there a fail-safe "Shut down everything" button located conveniently on the panel of the control room?

This is important.

>> No.12507822

>>12507768
A fluffy tail with the girth of a dragon tail, length of a lamia tail and dexterity of a succubus tail.

>> No.12507824

>>12507817
Succubutt tails are probably the most versatile and dexterous, but they tend to be pretty short. Lamia can wrap you up in a full-body hug with theirs, and kitsune can envelop you in a fluffy tail trap. There's reasons to like all of them.

Unless you're a succubus trying to smear other mgs.

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>>12507817
Where is the adhesive on nipple pasties located?

>> No.12507826

>>12507819
No, but there is a 5 min self-destruct button.

Keep in mind there's a money hungry tanuki orphanage boss obstructing you who's unwilling to let her precious shota cargo go

>> No.12507829

>>>/a/114077290

>> No.12507836

>>12507829
Oh /fuck yes/

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>> No.12507841

>>12507826
Tell her I came all this way up here because I really wanted to touch her fluffy tail.

I left my ID at home, but I still have my wallet on hand. I'm sure I can pay my way into this.

Then, while she's distracted by my stroking and massaging her fluffy tail, I reach for the button and slam on it.

Then I leg it.

>> No.12507843

>>12507817
brown succubus a best

>> No.12507841,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why is this thread so fast... disgusting. Full of crossies.

>> No.12507845

>>12507840
i like it

>> No.12507849

>>12507824
but succubi are the only ones who can use them for prostate massages

>> No.12507852

>>12507840
I hate it!

>> No.12507854

>>12507840
I am neutral towards this

>> No.12507855

>>12507849
>implying a lamia could not shove its tail into your asshole

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>>12507854
/a/ found some Chinese scans of the new chapter.
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/3308358807?lp=5028&mo_device=1&pn=0&

>> No.12507859

>>12507849
tails get thin enough at the end to work for that. Besides, who wants that spade-tipped shit in their ass?

>> No.12507861

The reason that Miias mom looks just Miia is because almost all lamia genes are dominant making the genes of the father a minute addition

>> No.12507862

>>12507861
/mgg/ - genetics n shit

>> No.12507866

>>12507862
We can make monster girls a reality unless we know genetics.

>> No.12507867

>>12507859
but they get much thicker as they go deeper inside and I'm pretty sure that scaly shit would rough up your asshole

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>>12507866
or we could have them be robots

>> No.12507871

>>12507861
The reason they all look like clones is because okayado is a hack that can only draw a handful of faces and the same body type.

>> No.12507876

>>12507841
Ok, so you successfully use your shota charms on her, hitting the big red "Do Not Press" button and book it back to your waifu.

You make it out of there in a slo-mo action sequence as the building blows up behind you, but now you're an infamous shota criminal with a dark elf detective hard on your trail. Do you go into hiding or take your chances?

>> No.12507889

>>12507811
What
Why

WHY?

>> No.12507891
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yandere monster girls are worst monster girls

>> No.12507899

>>12507857

It looks like Miia's mom slipped Darling some rape-mode aphrodisiac, and Miia changes from horrified to excited about it.

>> No.12507902

>>12507876
So here's the deal.

We make a call to our Wight friend and then proceed to do something really ballsy.

My waifu concocts a potion that will put us into a state of temporary death. The two of us drink it and play dead long enough for us to be buried by the state.

That's when the Wight and her Lich friend comes in. They dig us out of our graves soon enough for us to wake up and not die of suffocation.

We then skip town and live out our childhoods in another city, promising to never fuck each other in public ever again.

Fucking Black Sabbath ruining my childhood, swear to god.

>> No.12507906
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http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4

I hope it's not too shitty

I wonder who else should be part of the zoo's staff

>> No.12507909
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>>12507891
You're shit.

>> No.12507910
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12507910

I'm sure glad respectable, business succubi have been given a chance to prove they are real contributors to the human economy and don't conform to all the dirty, filthy stereotypes humans have mistakenly placed them in.

>> No.12507912
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>>12507857
I wish I knew Chinese

>> No.12507915

>>12507910
Fuck off succubus, we went over this in the last thread

>> No.12507920 [DELETED] 
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>>12507899
>swiggity swooty darlings coming for that booty

>> No.12507921

>>12507915
I am not a succubus and I have no idea how you could've come to that conclusion.

>> No.12507926

>>12507909
>wanting a monstergirl that controls every aspect of your life

>> No.12507928

>>12507912
>Something something lamia mating ball
>Something Miia is exported to get a husband without kidnapping and raping him
Kind of feel sorry for her after that last panel. ;_;

>> No.12507930
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>>12507910
Yeah, fuck those stereotypical sex addicted succubi

>> No.12507931

>>12507829
>internet forum
The fuck is going in there?
>>12507926
I'm totally content with that.

>> No.12507934

>>12507910
>>12507930
something seems... off...

>> No.12507937

>>12507906
>I wonder who else should be part of the zoo's staff
Maybe something possessive.

>> No.12507941

>>12507921
Because the only thing that defends a succubus is another succubus or one of their mind-broken fuck toys, but the fuck toys have little to no brainpower so I'm calling you out succuslut

>> No.12507945

>>12507937

Feel free to suggest, I'm kind of unsure myself.

>> No.12507947
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12507947

succubi have infested this general

>> No.12507949

>>12507945
A werewolf breed.

>> No.12507951

>>12507947
Can't you save the roleplay shit for later? Jesus fuck.

>> No.12507955

>>12507951
sorry, just seemed like a good time to post it

>> No.12507958
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12507958

So, the only MILF we get in the newest chapter is a slutty clone of Miia?

At least I've learned how to lower my expectations.

>> No.12507959

>>12507955
It's never a good time to post it.

>> No.12507963

>>12507958
What did you expect from okayado?

>> No.12507966

>>12507958
It's better than the thought of not seeing them at all for a chapter.

>> No.12507967
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12507967

>Succubus
>Paladins
>Roleplaying on a public forum
Absolutely disgusting. You cretins disgust me and everyone who stands for justice.

>> No.12507972

>>12507967
go away ss

>> No.12507973

>>12507949

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Any grammar mistakes I should be aware of?

>> No.12507974

>>12507945
Add in a plot by the higher ups in the zoo to have anon "fixed" (mindbroken) for being uncooperative

>> No.12507975
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12507975

>I think men shouldn't be brutally raped by their wife/owner!

>> No.12507978

>>12507975
>wife/owner

What's the difference!

>> No.12507982

>>12507902
>That's when the Wight and her Lich friend comes in. They dig us out of our graves soon enough for us to wake up and not die of suffocation.

...Are you sure they wouldn't just let you die and zombify you and add another shota to their slave hoard?

>> No.12507985 [SPOILER] 
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>>12507967
But can justice defeat... DARK FLAME MISTRESS?!

>> No.12507988

>>12507982
They're my waifu's friends. They wouldn't disrespect the bro code among monster girls.

>> No.12507992

>>12507974

That's quite something, I'll see what I can do.

>> No.12507996 [DELETED] 

Pondering. Damn, this is difficult.

Safeword. Between Darling and Rachnera. It needs to be something that is personal between them and has meaning for them, but something not said in the middle of sex or D/s play.

>> No.12507998
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>>12507974
>Boss Succubus tells Wurm caretaker to have the human boy 'fixed'
>Wurm thinks she means to neuter him

>> No.12508002 [DELETED] 

>>12507996
...I just realized the perfect word. Hahahaha!

>> No.12508009

>>12507525
Finally an op that didn't fuck up

>> No.12508010

>>12507998
that's not moe at all

I'll just pretend to be already mindbroken then, she'd buy it

>> No.12508011

>>12507985
now i cant stop noticing Okayado's hands

>> No.12508012

>>12508011
He really is a shit artist that got lucky he made something marketable.

>> No.12508013

>>12508002
what is the perfect word?

>> No.12508014
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>>12508013

>> No.12508017

>>12507975
>I think human boys aren't all ntring sluts who would go with any mg who offered him a pussy to eat out!

laughing succubi.tiff

>> No.12508020

>>12507718
You forgot to add DCT still superior. Hathor is our lord and savior.

>> No.12508022

>>12507963
Nothing to be honest.

>> No.12508025

>>12507973
Nothing of note.

>> No.12508026

>>12508014
im fairly thick and still don't know

>> No.12508027

>>12507967
Who did you get to draw that?

>> No.12508028

>>12507988
I dunno anon, I've seen many mg friendships ruined over a shota. I'd advise you to trust no one and skip town.

>> No.12508029

>>12508014
>Can't control how funny she still finds it
>Doesn't immediately end the session
>Probably lacerates Darling in her fit of laughter
Nope/10.

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>>12508017
>I think human boys should be treated as equals to Monster Girls!

>> No.12508031
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>>12508027

>> No.12508033

>>12508028
Skip town it is, then.

>> No.12508034

>>12508026
>>12508029
Mmmm... it was a word that, at that point, made her realize 'My god... I'm in love'.

Just his actions and willingness to tell her to run and he will bare the blame.

She might find it funny, but she'll also find it utterly and completely endearing.

Its personal. Its intimate. Its something only they know.

'Godspeed'

>> No.12508035

>>12508027
Someone not less.

>> No.12508038

>>12508031
Jesus fuck I am so tired of seeing this faggot's art everywhere.

>> No.12508043

>>12508038
less is also a real pain in the ass to work with.

>> No.12508044
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>>12507718

>Honest girls are still shit

You've clearly never seen Toumasu's hornets.

>> No.12508050

>>12508044
I'm not into urethral insertion sorry

>> No.12508051

>>12508043
Yeah, he is. Unprofessional as fuck. Every person that's given him money has complained about how hard he is to communicate with, get updates from, and generally deal with.

>> No.12508053
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12508053

What is the most legit, creepiest monstergirl you can brainstorm?

inb4 Skeleton

>> No.12508058
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>>12508053

>> No.12508059

>>12508053
>that pic

The stuff that fuel's a shota's nightmares

>> No.12508064

>>12508058
I miss boogiemom and her /ss/ shenanigans.

>> No.12508066

>>12508051
>People actually give him money
What the fuck.

>> No.12508069
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12508069

'Their First Session - Pt. 1'

http://pastebin.com/788H2fJ5

Released a bit early, but I wanted to release at this point for now. Will update and post part 2 as I continue to work on it.

Enjoy. Or not.

>> No.12508071

>>12508066
Yeah, it's a mistake to be honest.

>> No.12508075

>>12508025

Thanks again. I hope you're enjoying it.

>> No.12508076

Realy we're just waiting for Cerea's mom for
>'MOTHER!'
>'ANSWER ME CEREA!'

>> No.12508077

>>12508069
>actual fanfiction

>> No.12508078

>>12508069
>actual fanfiction
Was there a resounding "fuck no" when you mentioned this idea?

>> No.12508079

>>12508033
You start life over as a street rat in some shithole town south of the border and find it hard to get by on the money you have left in your wallet. You can try to eke out a living by shining shoes or doing other menial jobs or you could take the fast money route and sell your body to brothels where there is a high demand for shotas. What do?

Also, dark elf detective closes in day by day. It is very likely she will "punish the bad boy personally" when she finds you, before turning you in to the authorities.

>> No.12508082

>>12508078
I remember there was, actually.

>> No.12508083

>>12508079
Wha? What happened to faking our deaths too?

>> No.12508085

>>12508078
Yes, but I took advice and just said 'Fuck it.' The story needed to be let out. If you don't like it, don't read it.

I hope the people who read it enjoy it.

>> No.12508086

>>12508066
What's sad is if he got his shit together and actually was easy to deal with and communicate with, he could probably make an easy living off commissions.

As it is now, he gets like no repeat business because everyone hates his bullshit.

>> No.12508091

>>12508086
I'm surprised he gets any business at all nowadays with how we've known how horrible he is for so long.

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>>12508085
>Advise to just have an Arachnee with anyname other than Rachnera
>Decides to do it anyway

Nega, please...
I actually like you, I beg you reconsider!

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>>12508066
Unless I'm mistaken on this one, but yeah.

>>12508086
Even then, apparently you can tell the difference in quality between something he wants to draw and something he's paid for. Hell there's a difference between Cheticore and random requests from the threads.

>> No.12508095

>>12508083
I thought that guy, or you, decided against it

>> No.12508096

>>12507761
>not bringing beans to get rid of onis
I deserve to be raped.

>> No.12508099

>>12508092
The Polt and Draco stories don't get hate on.

>> No.12508100

>>12508069
at last, some kurusu witrefaggortry

>> No.12508101

>>12508095
Not necessarily...
Couldn't I get a Wurm to dig us out of our graves? Surely she wouldn't try to steal me away after we tell her that it's explicitly important that she doesn't do it.

>> No.12508106

>>12508092
I'm sorry, Anon. I'm a sucker for love stories. And this love story I had to write. I'm very glad you like, but if you don't like this one particular story, its alright.

I still feel like I have to write it.

>> No.12508108

>>12508091
I feel kind of bad for him, in a way. When he first opened commissions on DA he actually got a lot of people.Then everyone had to deal with him and now he struggles to get even one a month.

I think one of his major issues is his internet, or lack thereof. He needs to pony up the cash for a stable connection if he intends to do commissions.

>>12508093
There's this, too. Unless he likes the idea, what he draws tends to be dull or lifeless. Very static and lacking in detail.

Ah well, what can you do?

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>>12508093
I didnt pay for any of the justice MGs, those were all free gifts or from drawthreads requests. But yes, people give him money. But god damn trying to communicate with him like like trying to play games on dial up.

>> No.12508111

>>12508069
>Fanfiction
Yeah. no.

>> No.12508113
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What Would You Do?

>> No.12508114
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Can someone tell me who this kitsune is?

>> No.12508116

>>12508110
Oh, good.
But then what was the commission?

>> No.12508117

>>12508114
She is some pixiv artist's personal creation/art toy. I don't know if she even has a name or if she is anything other then super sexy, super smug, and incredibly fuckable.

>> No.12508119

>>12508108
If he didn't draw such shit fetishes half the time and gobble bob's cat balls the rest of the time people would actually like him. He just isn't a good person in my opinion.

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>>12508114
A smug fox that needs the smug fucked out of her.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=9470

>> No.12508122

>>12507930
Typical of a Succubus to assume that being their slave is no big deal.

>> No.12508125

>>12508116
A wedding picture. I requested a newt like salamander, but got a regular scaled one instead. When I asked for the psd so I could properly remove all the scales and fix the commission for myself, he never gave it to me. Don't get me wrong, less is a nice person most of the time, but god damn you have to be like "pls respond" with him 24/7.

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>>12508122

>> No.12508127

>>12508119
>hating someone because of their fetishes
>hating someone because of what they draw
>hating someone because of who they're friends with

No anon, it is you who is not the good person.

>> No.12508131

>>12508121
>Only one tail
>Dressed like a slut
>Goblinslut body-type
>Mega punchable face

It's like some one good the gloriousness of the Kitsune and said "Damn, this chick is ultra fuckable. But I don't want that. I want her to be ultra punchable. Lets try it this way."

>> No.12508133

>>12508127
wheredoyouthinkwear.jpg

>> No.12508134
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>Be hunter in Siberia
>Hunting the majestic tigers
>You never hear the soft *thump thump* of her approach, or realize what just hit you until you wake up in a cave later
>She's a colossal Jinko like you've never seen, her white fur allowing her to blend in exceptionally with the snow outside
>She's examining your clothes and rifle, sniffing at them crudely
>Notices you shivering in the corner
>She's completely in the nude, and tromping over to you
>Rather than rape you, she simply hugs you from behind and has you sit in her lap, resting her chin on your head
"Is warmer this way."

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>>12508121
Thanks Anon.

>> No.12508136

>>12508122
>implying it is
Are you seriously suggesting anyone here wouldn't want to be their waifu's slave? I mean, how else do you show your undying devotion?

>> No.12508139

>>12508131
She does look like an ultracunt. Which is why she is perfect for rape and mindbreak.

>> No.12508142

>>12508134
That's some cute shit.

>> No.12508143

>>12508134
If she only wanted to hug then why would she knock you out?
>>12508139
I guess you have a point there.

>> No.12508144

>>12508134
"Da"

>> No.12508145

>>12508134
...awwww. Love. She will love him and keep him and call him hers.

>> No.12508148

>>12508139
Is that her game? Infuriate good men enough so that they lose their minds and hatefuck the shit out of her, thus giving her what she wants?

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>>12508131
>Not like spats
>Not liking delicious pear-shaped body. DFC with thick thighs, wide hips, and juicy ass
>Not liking smug

If only someone would buy the doujin she's in and scan it. It looks glorious.

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>>12508136
I think it's a big decision, once you're a slave, you're tied to one MG for probably the rest of your life.

>> No.12508153

>>12508134
Fuck this moe bullshit. I want anon to get raped to shreds by the jinko.

>> No.12508155

>>12508151
Fat face

>> No.12508156
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>>12508131
Someone say Goblin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NwPJo4ysXI

>> No.12508157

>>12508151
Spats are fine. I never specifically got into them as a fetish but they're okay in my book.
I hate smug. Makes me want to knock pegs.
DFC isn't my thing. And Kistunes are supposed to be wise old foxes. A definite sense of ara ara that this smug shit lacks.

>> No.12508159

>>12508134

>Go back to the States, shaken up after your encounter with the Jinko, something nagging at the back of your head.
>Something you seem to have forgotten.
>The authorities say they found you passed out by their station being warmed on the innards of a deer, like some kind of Hollywood movie
>Your flaccid dick limply hugging your body
>Months pass
>Be in the local coffee shop, drinking your favorite mix when you notice a gaggle of people gathering outside
>It's that colossal White Jinko you've dreamed about, and she's furiously looking for something
>Her ice blue eyes lock with yours before she comes crashing through the coffee shop window
"Husband! Is great news!"
>Try to cough out a response between her rib crushing hug and the fact that you're suspended in the air
"I am pregnant of you!"

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>>12508155
I don't have a problem with it. I think it makes her really cute. Cute and smug.

>> No.12508163

>>12507975
I don't understand this picture.

>> No.12508164

>>12508148
It working if that's what she wants. I really want to just rape the fuck out of her for hours on end as rough as I want.

>> No.12508165

>>12508160
And punchable. Imagine sinking your fist between those smug little brows her hers.

>> No.12508166

>>12508159
>"We are having of many children husband!"

Niet.

>> No.12508170

>>12508151
>DFC with thick thighs, wide hips, and juicy ass
That's just dumb. If she's thick everywhere else why the fuck wouldn't she be thick in the chest to?

>> No.12508171

>>12508163
Its the reverse fat guy fedora tipping.

Its a lizard girl tipping her bonnet.

>> No.12508172

>>12508152
But anon, you already waifu'd her (or gotten husbando'd by her, which is probably the case), what bigger commitment is that? It only takes a collar and a leash to signify your eternal love.

>> No.12508174

>>12507998
Wurm I already love you, please don't turn me into a murderer as well.

>> No.12508176

>>12508160
These spats are too damn tight

>> No.12508180

>>12508165
Wow anon, anger issues?

Or are you just paranoid of having a girl look down on you?

>> No.12508183

>>12508166
>"We are having of many children husband!"
>Niet
>Da

>> No.12508189

>>12508180
Hey not my fault she has a punchable face. And no I don't really take that well to being looked down upon, because it voids my superiority complex and triggers my inferiority complex, But I don't really give enough of a fuck to hang around the sorts of people that would make that happen anyway. I just really want to punch her in her stupid smug face. and then, I dunno. force feed her ara ara cake so she grows up to be big and foxy.

>> No.12508191

>>12508053
what is that monstrosity

>> No.12508192

>>12508183
I like where this is going.

>> No.12508194

>>12508191
Something to futilely run away from.

>> No.12508197

>>12508053
Not sure if creepy.

But I'd like a Taniwha girl. It'd be like the cross between an Oni and a Shark Girl.

>> No.12508201

>>12508170
>If she's thick everywhere else why the fuck wouldn't she be thick in the chest too?
Because it's more delicious that way.

>> No.12508202

>>12508183

>Tell her "Niet"
>She only responds with "Da"
>Sliding her meager pants off in a fell swoop and mounting you right there on the floor
>She ravishes you so furiously that people don't know whether to help or call for the authorities
>Only one guy in the back begins to slow clap, rising out of his seat. He has a beard that could put Santa Claus to shame, and laughs a hearty Russian laugh as the Jinko milks you.

"It is how you say, newlyweds love, da? Let ze lovebirds have some peace, go about your time."

>> No.12508208

>>12508110
Damn those are some thick thighs.

I wish there was more Monster Girl thighs out there.

>> No.12508210

>>12508202
Fuckin' Ruskies and their stronk, cuddly tiger women.

>> No.12508214

>>12508202
Fuckin Russians man.

>> No.12508215

>>12507549
It's nothing.
I'm still waiting someone who will dare to make an OP with Matango.

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>>12508053
By The Emperor, what the hell is that?
It's so busy and cluttered. Why?

>> No.12508220

>>12508215
>100% titties

>> No.12508224 [SPOILER] 
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>>12507579
I rigged up a dildo that would pump out body lotion and filled my ass with it until it overflew while continuing to fuck myself with it so the lotion gushed out onto the floor while I was continuing to pump more in to replace it, then I let it slowly leak out after I orgasmed a few times.

>> No.12508225

>>12508217
It's none of your business is what it is.

>> No.12508227

>>12508224

the fuck

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>>12508224
Thank you for your contribution.

>> No.12508231

>>12508224
A+ post

>> No.12508234
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12508234

Did this ever get colored?

>> No.12508235

>>12508231
Although it should have been futacat in the spoiler, so A-

>> No.12508237

>>12508224
Hot if you're a trap.

>> No.12508239

>>12508202
>"CRAZY GIANT SNOW CAT, BEING OF REMOVING GIGANTIC ROUND ASS FROM COCK!"
>"Niet~"

Siberian Jinko is top tier.

>> No.12508241

>>12508224
I'm impressed.

>> No.12508242
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>>12508165
You have anger problems, I think

>>12508170
Because genetics makes everyone different. Honestly, I like the B-cup she's sporting. They're a nice, palmable size. I think she's just really very cute.

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>> No.12508247

>>12508239
this hurt my brain

>> No.12508248

>>12508242
I want smugfox to bully me into having sex with her

>> No.12508249

>>12508242
Well genetics is dumb, I want my green/purple/red/blue haired people and every other bullshit color. I really want to rape her senseless for hours though.

>> No.12508250

>>12508069
If you're going to do this, at least do all the other girls too

>> No.12508251

>>12508239

My sides are of beings eviscerated

>> No.12508253

>>12508250
Do you really want to read about Mero helplessly masturbating as she watches Suu feast on Darling's semen?

>> No.12508255

>>12508069
I dont understand what's so bad, people have done fanfic about Miia, Polt, and Draco before and not gotten shit. What's wrong with Rachnee.

>> No.12508259

>>12508246

Hi, Shi.

>> No.12508260
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>>12508242
I want to be sexually bullied by a yandere smug fox.

>> No.12508261

>>12508253
I've still got that half finished story about Married Life with Mero sitting in my writefag folder. I want to finish it.

>> No.12508262

>>12507579
Zone pls.
I know you feel bad sticking your dick through all of that jello and wasting it but it isn't the most sanitary disposal solution.

>> No.12508265

>>12508253
I thought Mero got out of NTR

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>>12508260
Jesus christ please stop. My dick cannot take too much more of these smug kitsunes. I dont need to chain fap now.

>> No.12508268

>>12508255
Probably because I actually posted about it and asked if it was a good idea first. So they voiced their opinions. I was full of D/s fantasies after hardlining the entire Lala to Kauru series and imagining Darling and Rachnera in their place.

>>12508261
Dooo iiiit.

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12508269

>>12507840
And with this the thrichotomy theorem is proved.
Q.E.D.

>> No.12508270

>>12508260
Fuck, me too.

>> No.12508271

>>12508248
>>12508260
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=45206687

Someone needs to buy this doujin and scan it. She's perfect.

>> No.12508273

>>12508265
Eh, debatable. She is kindof against it after what happened, but she hasn't gotten much exploration of that yet.

>> No.12508279

>>12508260
>"Reach for the sky."

>> No.12508286

>>12508269
what mg waifu would godel-kun have?

>> No.12508291

>>12508271
ain't got no pixiv account, mind posting it here anon?

>> No.12508293

>>12508260
fuck the smug away

>> No.12508301

>>12508291
Can't really post porn images, anon. Make a pixiv account, it takes five seconds.

>> No.12508302

>>12508291
it is hentai

>> No.12508307

>>12508260
I want to get into a water gun fight with a bunch of MGs.

>> No.12508308

>>12508134
moar pls

>> No.12508310

>>12508279
>You put your hands up
>She looks at you a little annoyed
>"I meant something else"

>> No.12508312

More Rusalka. Rewrote it to fall into a fantasy timeline, feel free to let me know if I missed a piece of modern-ness. And added a few more paragraphs.
http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

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>>12508312

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>>12508266
>>12508270
>>12508271
>>12508279
>>12508293
>>12508307
>"Do ya want me to give you a purple nurple?"
>"Or do ya wanna tell me more about that one harlot I saw talkin' to you earlier?"

>> No.12508317

>>12508310
>you stutter and back away, tripping over yourself before you book it
>your parent told you about monster girl rapist
>this beast must be one

>> No.12508320

>>12508253
I'd rather read about Papi's ass getting what's coming to it

>> No.12508321

>>12508308

Write it yourself then, tovarich

>> No.12508323

>>12508312
>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7
Can I get a brief summary of this so I know what I'm getting into?

>> No.12508326

>>12508310
I'd already be reaching based on those squishy, puffy pussy lips.

She's got my ideal body type and she's cute as hell. God I want to fuck her so bad.

>> No.12508327
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12508327

what is your plan?

>> No.12508328

>>12508321
I probably would if I had a bit of extra time.

>> No.12508333

>>12508327
I hear up north, where it's colder, the MGs are less sexually active.

That's where our group of survivors will go.

>> No.12508334

>>12508327
I stay right here. Get a Holstaurus/Holstaur, whatever we should call them now, wife. And keep all our supplies.

>> No.12508335

>>12508323
Yeah, originally it was contemporary but I had a lot of story ideas but they were all based in a fantasy time line. I didn't wanna write a lot of stories, so I'm thinking of making this one lone one, so I just removed/altered any modern references and added magic because magic. So there's this loner who meets a mermaid. Then shit happend. there was a cave. Good times really. And that's it so far. Mild cannibalism.

>> No.12508337

>>12508333
But what about my lamia waifu, anon?

>> No.12508339

>>12508323
A love story with a Rusalka. If you know what's a Rusalka you should what are you going to find, more or less.

>> No.12508341

>>12508335
>one long one
meant to say that.

>> No.12508342

>>12508327
Thank god I'm in Canada and on a Island, bitches will never get me

>> No.12508344

>>12508327
I stay where the hell I am. Canada has been nice to me since I was born plus I'm as north as they come

>> No.12508345

>>12508335
>cannibalism
why?

>> No.12508346

>>12508333
>Horny yetis
>Horny snow Jinkos
>Horny Seikles
>Horny snow wolves
>Horny snow cats
>Horny snow bears
>Just add snow to everything and they live up north because you will get raped

>> No.12508349

>>12508345
Because
>>12508339

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>>12508345

>> No.12508352

>>12508342
>>12508344
Freaking Maples.

>> No.12508354
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>>12508327
Go to a cave
Bring a ushi-oni
Rape

None of this by choice.

>> No.12508355

>>12508335
>>12508339
That's what I needed, thanks.

>> No.12508357

...

>> No.12508358

>You'll never be one of those cases in MGC where a monstergirl gives birth to a male
>You'll never inherit your Oni mother's strenght and endurance despite looking as human as your father
>You'll never have a dream of becoming a true paladin like your great grandfather, only to have it crushed to dust by the fact that you live in a world where mankind and monstergirls coexist and that the Order of the Paladins no longer exists
>You'll never grow up to be a pissed off young man with no goals in life
>You'll never loathe your boring life in solitute, minding your own business, and fending off any rape attempts with ease due to your heritage
>You'll never become notorious in the city as that one weird fellow who's constantly angry at something for some reason
>You'll never notice people whispering to each other on the streets as you go on with your daily business
>You'll never one day come accross a young monstergirl who's crying under a tree in the local park
>She'll never tell you that she's ventured too far away from her mother and that she can find her
>You'll never decide to stop hating yourself for a day and try to help her find her mother, it's not like you had anything to lose anyway
>You'll never walk around the park with her on your shoulders, so she can see things better from afar
>You'll never notice people shooting you weird glances all the while for obvious reasons
>You'll never eventually find her mother, proceeding to put her down on the ground so she can walk up to her
>Your reputation will never make her mother misunderstand things, telling you to stay away from her child
>You'll never ignore her bickering with a grumble and just walk away

cont.

>> No.12508360

>>12508357
You're retarded.

>> No.12508365

>>12507645
Who wants to know?

>> No.12508366

>>12508360
I agree but whats your drawfag request?

>> No.12508367

>>12507912
Why do all lamias have the same goddamn hair clips?

>> No.12508368

>>12508352
Now come on eh, don't ya want some of our pancakes and syrup?

>> No.12508371

>>12508352
Sorry

>> No.12508372

>>12508366
Who are you?

I'll bite the bait: A shota squire sitting on a yandere Amazons lap.

>> No.12508373

>>12508367
What if its not a hair clip, what if its part of their body?
>>12508368
Ok you got me there, you do have good syrup.

>> No.12508374

>>12508350
I see, I'll read it then.

>> No.12508375

>>12508320
I can absolutely agree with this. Consider it on 'the list'

>> No.12508377

>>12508358

>You'll never come across the same woman some days later while going for a stroll
>She'll never apologize to you for what she said, as her daughter had explained everything to her
>Other citizens will never begin to realize that you're not a bad person at heart, and start actually socializing with you
>You'll never be eventually offered a job that requires heavy lifting by one of the people who got to know you better
>You'll never get a better reputation and become known as that one weird fellow who's constantly angry at something, but not actually all that violent
>You'll never ge greeted by more and more people everyday on the streets
>You'll never ultimately lose your former life of peace, quiet and boredom due to that little monster girl you helped that day, who keeps coming to your house regularly, wanting to play with you
>And all you wanted to was to purge all these monsters you see everyday
>For fuck's sake

>> No.12508378

>>12508373
Then that's 2spooky4me.

>> No.12508379

>>12508373
Damn right we do don't cha know

>> No.12508386

>>12508327
>inna woods
>my nugget
>another nugget

is there an /a/+/k/ nugget-chan yet?

>> No.12508387

>>12508358
>>12508377
I'mgettingtochivalriousforthisshit.jpg would come in handy here.

>> No.12508388

>>12508377
>Not ending with him becoming a true Paladin which helped everyone regardless of who they were.
>him not becoming the hero MGC deserved, but didn't need right now.
What the hell?

>> No.12508396

>>12508386
>Only two nuggets
You need one for every member of your family, maybe more.

>> No.12508399

>>12507928
I think thats actually miia getting sent to husbands house

>> No.12508404

>>12508260

I haven't seen that style supersoaker in years. My nephew's 'super soakers' have to be pumped while you fire: there's no pressurized bottle.

>> No.12508409

Is breeding season permissible?

>> No.12508419

>>12508409
Depends on the season. For some, breeding season lasts from January 1st to December 31st.

>> No.12508422

>>12508399
Yeah, what I mean. Exported for testing extra-species orientation so lamia don't have to kidnap and rapeball share men anymore. Everyone happy for her and expecting her to get a husband of her own, and she winds up cock-blocked with a harem of different monsters instead of just other lamiae.

There's a page with her looking really sad and all the other lamia she lived with in the background, too. Mother antics aside the chapter probably touches on her frustrations, hopes and what's expected of her some. Last pages look like Mom is proud of her daughter and approves of Darling.

>> No.12508423

>>12508419
Its a sex-farm sim with furry tier monsterboys but not bad monstergirls. Has Futa so I don't think it'd have too positive a reception. And a few m/m animations.

>> No.12508424

>>12507804

Snake goddess with legs? Shit, shit and more shit.

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>>12508372
Here you go Anon, merry kwanzaa.

>> No.12508430

>>12508423
This is bait, right?

>> No.12508432

>>12508423
Futa can be switched off at will

>> No.12508434

>>12508337
If you have a Lamia waifu then it means you're already one of them.

>> No.12508436

>>12508427
did you draw this with your dick?

>> No.12508440

>>12508427
that poor paladin got rippled clean in two.

he was asking for it going up against an amazon.

>> No.12508444

>>12508430
Naw it exists.

>> No.12508447
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not spooky enough?

>> No.12508450

>>12508447
Fucking wonderful

>> No.12508451

>>12508447
Its nice but I wish there were more Wight and less Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

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>>12508436
Anon, you don't know Crayon??

>> No.12508455

>>12508447
>wight legs
YYUUUUSSSSSS

>> No.12508457

>>12508447
Liches get bitches.

>> No.12508462

>>12508447
That glorious aquarium shoes...

>> No.12508464

>>12508451
This

>> No.12508466

>>12508427

why do you hate paladins so much? They literally only want to help humans they arnt bad guys

>> No.12508467

>>12508424
in the original, she was a lamia with lamia for hair. i don't know why she ended up with legs

>> No.12508468
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12508468

What is it with Okayado and ears?

>> No.12508469

>>12508466
Better run now paladin before the monster tear you a new one
If you get what I'm saying

>> No.12508471

>>12508468
It's the crabs fetish, right up next to big tits and delicious brown

>> No.12508477
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>>12508427
FTFY Crayonanon

>> No.12508478

How would your monster girl waifu react if she had a miscarriage

>> No.12508480

Does anyone have the colored version of Solaire and Lizardman? I can't seem to find it in my folders.

>> No.12508481

>>12508477
>Pally-kun you came back
I will never leave a shota behind. It is my duty to serve and protect those who cannot protect themselves.

>> No.12508484

>>12508478
I would run into the hospital the moment I got the news, talk to the receptionist to see where she is, run and talk to the doctor for confirmation of the news, and then enter the room and stand at my waifu's bed, my arms out as she's turned to the side crying at her loss.

>> No.12508487

>>12508478
>>12508484
Seriously, fuck that guy for making a miscarriage a plot point in his stupid comic.

He shouldn't have had her get pregnant in the first place.

>> No.12508488

>>12508487
It's even funnier when you find out she was his ex from two years ago. And when he released that comic she publicly stated how creepy he was for not getting over her and making her his gf in the comics.

>> No.12508489

>>12508488
Agreed. Oh well.

>> No.12508490
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12508490

I want Cerea to hold my hand and call me her "Stallion."

>> No.12508491

>>12508487
>>12508488
what?

>> No.12508492

>>12508477
I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... Now I'm not so sure. And besides,

This isn't my dick

>> No.12508493

>>12508490
That would be glorious. ...remind me to include that if I do a Cerea's night.

And her and Darling's saddle and ponyplay~.

>> No.12508495

>>12508379
But what about moose girls?

>> No.12508497

>>12508495
What about them, Canada-kun?

>> No.12508499

>>12508495
Moose's girls are all pure love.

Especially IsaBa'el.

>> No.12508500

>>12508271
I'll buy this doujin if someone is willing to help me through the process.

I don't know shit about moonrunes or proxying or whatever else.

>> No.12508501

>>12508497
not canada-kun.
just asking?

>> No.12508503

>>12508497
They're great, so long as you don't piss em off much

>> No.12508505

>>12508495
Deer girl are better for tender love, moose are a bit more dominate

>> No.12508507

>>12508491
l l l
l l_

>> No.12508509

>>12508505
They ain't as bad as goose girls
Those are just such assholes

>> No.12508510

>>12508505
Moose are such evil fuckers too. They don't stop until they've killed you. Or, in this case, pelvis smashed you.

They'd need large, elegant, nico-robin style noses. Because moose.

>> No.12508514

>>12508510

Do they go "Hwaaaaah" when they orgasm too?

>> No.12508515

>>12508510
In my experience with Moose, I've learned one thing
Leave them the hell alone

>> No.12508516

>>12508468
imsickenedbutcurious.jpg

>> No.12508517

>>12508492
It's like peotry

>> No.12508518

>>12508514
You bet your alp ass they do motherfucker!

>> No.12508519

>>12508509
Ah god right, goose girls are worse than succubi.

>> No.12508522

>>12508477

wow i have to say this is amazing

>> No.12508543
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12508543

Milk?

>> No.12508544
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12508544

Would you let a dullahan serve you as a knight?

>> No.12508547

>>12508544
I'd let her be the head knight

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>>12508543
Milk.

>> No.12508562
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12508562

where are my Holstaurus bros at?

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>>12508547

>> No.12508566
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>>12508544
>Not a Lizardman

>> No.12508572

>>12508547
Oh god not again Charon

>> No.12508584

>>12508563
>>12508572
You guys are in over your heads, I'm not Charon. Don't go ahead and jump to conclusions like that
I'm sorry

>> No.12508585

>>12508584
Row the fucking boat or this time I'm gonna shave all your fucking hair off

>> No.12508592

>>12508585
You don't know how many times I've been told that.
Five. In a ROW. I'm not good at this pun thing

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>>12508566
>Not an inexperienced, but determined Lamia as your squire.

>> No.12508599

>>12508592
Just stop please these puns are killing me

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>>12508599
Good thing you're already dead.

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>>12508602

>> No.12508613

>>12508602
Oh that was a good one
I still hate you

>> No.12508614

>>12508609
I laughed so fucking hard the first time I read that.

>> No.12508625

>You'll never be a lone extremist that aims to stir up chaos through deeds that could be classified as terrorism in a world where humans and monstergirls haven't come to terms with each other
>You'll never gradually gain hatred from both man and monster alike, often bringing disorder to the city and sucessfully evading your pursuers every time
>The authorities will never eventually find your hideout thanks to the help of extraspecies' special abilities and information gathering
>You'll never be taken to prison and be given death penalty as atonement for your crimes
>The citizens will never commemorate in unison upon hearing the news
>You'll never be asked your last wish before being executed, only to tell the authorities that you've already made it reality yourself, and that you could only hope they could keep it that way
>You'll never fade away from the mortal realm with a calm smile on your face
>Investigators will never explore and examine your hideout after your execution
>They'll never find lots of new information about your past, such as letters from your family, numerous pieces of literature on peace and morals, and other things
>They'll never find out that you lost your parents in a terrible incident involving extraspecies in the past, and that all you wanted was to for mankind and monstergirls to coexist in peace
>They'll never realize that in order for such a thing to happen, both civilizations had to have a common enemy, someone they could blame, someone they could use as an excuse to put their differences aside and stand together
>They'll never hide the truth from the now peaceful world you created, both as an homage to your goals and for the sake of a brighter future
>You will never go down in history as a dangerous terrorist, when in reality, you were the man that brought hope for a better world where man and monster can live together

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12508631

>>12508625
...Clever Ilias.

Clever.

>> No.12508633

>>12508625
>You will never be stuck on Charon's boat for what feels like a millennia hearing her tell you multiple jokes and puns
>You will never ask her if you're there yet
>You will never see her blush and say 'only a few more miles'
>You will never know that she's been going in circles on purpose because you're good company

>> No.12508636

does propane exists in the monster girl universe?

>> No.12508640

>>12508636

>Those primitive cockmonglers
>Refining oil

They don't even have Bessemer steel

>> No.12508646
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TFW you hardly see your fetish in Monster Girl stuff because no one else likes it

>> No.12508652

>>12508646

>Complaining about this when you just got it in the new Moose
Go cry somewhere else.

>> No.12508653

>>12508636
No Hank

>> No.12508657

>>12508652
I haven't actually read Moose, it's in that? What's it like, and how detailed? Does he stay that way?

>> No.12508665

>>12508657
Moose is great but not because of body swapping. That only occurs in one of ~80 chapters and is temporary.

It's still the best story these threads have produced so you should read it anyways

>> No.12508671

>>12508657
And no, the body swapping isn't permanent, but its very very sexy. If you like Baphomet. She makes him rape her little loli body.

>> No.12508684

>>12508493

Sure thing Nega...you are Nega, right?

>> No.12508686

>>12508069
where the fallout story part 2?
Im dying to know what happens.

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>>12508684
Yep. I am Nega. And definitely looking forward to it. Though I think Vengeance did an amazing centaur girl scene and I enjoyed the happy ending alot more then the continued story.

>>12508686
Soon. I've got so many other story ideas that bubbled up to steal my attention and inspiration. But yes, I need to figure out all the fun Cazador is going to have with him.

>> No.12508720

>>12507906
>http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4

You know what? I like it.

>> No.12508738

>>12508665
I like his story, but "the best things the threads have produced" is a real stretch.

Plus, there's something to be said for the ability to tell a story at a reasonable length. Moose left 'reasonable length' behind about 100,000 words ago.

>> No.12508746

>>12508665
What exactly is 'best' about self-insert power fantasies with a harem?

Not only that, but the man has no sense of pacing. The story should've ended long, long ago.

>> No.12508747

>>12508738
I have to agree.

Laska and Me is the best, and it's a much more reasonable length. Truckercore is also a close second as the best.

>> No.12508749

>>12508738
You've got a point there, but superlatives are fun.

I actually enjoy the length quite a bit. Guess I always was a sucker for long series

>> No.12508751

>>12508747
see, I want to discuss further, but I feel like this post was just meant to get people angry, so I don't where to go from here.

>>12508749
Yeah, I have to get him credit for at least keeping it interesting.

>> No.12508760

>>12508751
I feel kind of sad that mentioning you like something from that certain author is considering 'bait' or 'trolling.'

>> No.12508773

>>12508760
It's not like you can't enjoy Laska or Truckercore, but those stories are so full of flaws that I don't know if I could believe someone sees them as 'the best' stories from these threads.

Again, I don't think there's anything wrong with liking them. That's all up to taste.

>> No.12508779

>>12508773
There is literally nothing wrong with Bob's stories

>> No.12508784

>>12508773
Well, I meant more your comment:
>but I feel like this post was just meant to get people angry

That's what I think makes it feel like it's forbidden - unless you're saying how much you hate him.

Otherwise yeah, I agree, they were flawed. But then, which writefag's stories aren't?

>> No.12508788

>implying anyone has ever written femdom smut as good as Big Bad Wolf

impossible

>> No.12508796

>>12508779

You're right. The endless streams of "Fuck off, fag" etc are way more annoying than the few posts where people don't hate/demonize futa. Don't know why some feel they have to yell out what they don't like.

>> No.12508801

>>12508788
I found Big Bad Wolf pretty underwhelming as smut goes. My guess is the people that really like it like direwolves more than anything else.

>>12508796
Best case scenario is people don't say anything at all. Ignore the stories and authors you don't like, praise the ones you do. If you reply to stuff just because you don't like it, you're bringing attention to it and might give it more views and fans. People tend to forget the vast majority of traffic is from lurkers.

>> No.12508803
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>>12508544
No. What I would do is fuck her head from below.

>> No.12508805

>>12508801
It depends on how you like your femdom. It got harder in the second one.

>> No.12508809

>>12508805
>mindbreak from the perspective of the guy who gets mindbroken

any other stories like this?

>> No.12508815
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>>12508803
That image is horrifying

>> No.12508820

>>12508815
More terrifying than the ones where she has a dick up her neck?

>> No.12508847
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12508847

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

>> No.12508868

>>12508847
I have a horrible feeling about this.

>> No.12508877
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>>12508847
>for the longest time, when I was young and naive, I thought this song was just about some gruff tomboy and not a transvestite

>> No.12508883

>>12508877
it's "ambiguity" anon

I take the interpretation that she's a gruff tomboy

>> No.12508885
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12508885

>>12508543
Godly milk.
>>12508562
Forever and always around.

>> No.12508887
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>>12508877
Gruff tomboy a best, transvestite a shit.

>> No.12508895

>>12508847
Well, I do my best to understand, dear
But you still mystify and I want to know why
I pick myself up off the ground
To have you knock me back down again and again
And when I ask you to explain you say

You gotta be
Cruel to be kind in the right measure
Cruel to be kind it's a very good sign
Cruel to be kind means that I love you
Baby, gotta be cruel to be kind

>> No.12508904

Name a monster girl that could give better paizuri than a Holstaurus.

Protip, you can't.

>> No.12508908

>>12508625
Preventing miscegenation between humans and monster girls, or any race for that matter, is an act which could be best likened to flushing a toilet, not terrorism.

>> No.12508911

>>12508904
The god of Holstaurus.
>>12508885
Hathor is love Hathor is life.

>> No.12508917
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>>12508887
I hear Oni do incredibly lewd things with their Kanabo.

>> No.12508918

>>12508904
Manticore
what do i win?

>> No.12508922

>>12508918
>implying.

>> No.12508929

>>12508904
TWO Holstaurus!

>> No.12508932

>>12508922
you dont understand anon, imagine it. your dick between those bountiful breats lubricated by her mixed spit and tail pussy juice along with your precum sliding frictionless on her smooth skin, her tail sucking on the tip while herbreasts massages your entire lenght squeezed together by her soft fluffy paw pads , tail pussy honey pooling on her valley while it rocks back and forth effortlessly giving you the best paizuri/tail penetration all together while telling you lewd thing like how she would cuddle the fuck out of you after you cum.

not the best? think of the possibilities

>> No.12508933

>>12508917

spiked for her pleasure

>> No.12508934

>>12508929
I like the way you think

>> No.12508936

>>12508929
disgusting

>> No.12508939

>>12508904

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=741077

>> No.12508943

>>12508929
This Anon has his priorities straight

>> No.12508944

>>12508929
A milky three-way. Fucking delicious.
>>12508932
But Holstaurus are literally titty monsters, they have the best tits of any race. Also she's a manticore, she wouldn't cuddle you afterwards, she'd just use her venom on you and keep forcing you to cum.

>> No.12508946

>>12508929
Holstaurus with inverted nipples

>> No.12508947

>>12508946
Holstaurus in spats and a hoodie

>> No.12508949
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12508949

Can somebody give me a quick rundown of that whole 'Gamergate' thing? I have been away for two full weeks and I couldn't keep up with the current events.

In the meantime, have some dances.

>> No.12508951
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12508951

Which monster girls would get along best with which nationalities?

I just can see Cyclops or Unicorns getting along with Americans or Australians.

Same with succubi, Americans would probably kill them on sight

>> No.12508953
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12508953

While we're talking about songs, what song would you feel would best describe that moment when you realize that Monster Girls will never be real. Virtual Reality will never progress to a point where the illusion seems real to you, as it's impossible to recreate the human brain in a computer. Even if they somehow did, you'd still constantly have to leave Virtual Reality for real world obligations, breaking the illusion. And regardless, she'd still wouldn't be real, you'd never feel her hug you, and her 'emotions' towards you wouldn't amount to anything more than 1s and 0s.

If you're of the camp that you might meet your waifu in the afterlife, remember that science has no evidence for an afterlife, and likely once you die you will simply cease to exist and no longer comprehend anything. Even if a religion was true, you're looking at 1 out of 100s being true. You have to hope the one you choose is the correct one since most require you to faithfully devote yourself to that single religion.

Genetics simply wouldn't be able to merge two entirely different groups of animals. Even if they could, like hell they'd experiment on humans. Even if they did, they wouldn't grow up for you to waifu in a reasonable amount of time.

In the end, your Monster Waifu isn't real. And she will never be real. You have nothing in this life for you other than social obligations for people you don't care for, passing the time in ways that mind your mind, such as video games and anime as you trudge your way to finish all the obligations the government requires of you so the cycle and repeat. No payoff for your hard work, no cheat codes or happy end. Not even a bad one though, just a boring uneventful one that will be forgotten in a few years time after your passing.


I feel this one works well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCmUhYSr-e4

>> No.12508954

>>12508949
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/GamerGate

>> No.12508955
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>>12508951
Finnish Elves.

>> No.12508956

>>12508934
>>12508943
>>12508944
>>12508946
Maybe 69ing one of them?

>> No.12508959

>>12508953
>VR will never
But it will anon, it will. And even if it never becomes perfect, we can fill in the gaps with the POWER OF IMAGINATION!
Now let's sing happy songs, like the Imagination Song!

>> No.12508961

>>12508956
But of course, how could I not. She'd have to actually try hard to keep me out of that honey pot.

>> No.12508962
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>>12508949
Can't really talk about it since there's a site wide ban on it everywhere. That's what most people are mad at right now actually, as opposed to GamerGate itself.

But again, we aren't allowed to talk about it on 4chan, you'll have to look elsewhere. Especially not in this thread since it's Monster Girls.

>> No.12508965

>>12508951
Salamanders and Russians
Americans and Dragons

>> No.12508971

>>12508951
Inari and the Japanese, obviously. Sub-Saharan Africans might worship Dragons as gods. All Dragons, including Wurm and Wyvern.
>>12508954
I last used Encyclopedia Dramatica like, 8 years ago. This is much better written than the stuff from back then.

>> No.12508973 [DELETED] 

>>12508949

Girls cheats on boyfriend with multiple dudes
Boyfriend is beta and whines about it to internet, lists names of dudes she slept with
These names include gayming journalists
Sex with video game journalists for positive press, which is pretty pathetic
People cry "MUH CORRUPTION"
Gaming journalists are narcissists and see nothing wrong with trading blowjobs for press
Hide behind flag of tumblr sjw or something
Cry when people tell them they are being faggots
Open powder keg of corrupt journalism, nonstop flow of dox, emails, and other things that prove their nepotism
Sites like Leddit try to suppress information by banning users and deleting topics
Opposite effect, scandal grows even larger
Gamergate thing starts on /v/ and /pol/
Lasts for a few weeks, a few things change but nobody unfortunately loses their jobs
Moot bans Gamergate threads finally
Turns out moderator under Moot is a SJW and a friend of the girl who slept with journalists for positive press
Turns out Moot was attending some con for Social Justice Warriors

Basically, it boils down to people getting mad at sites like Kotaku for being a hollow ground of sex for favors and corruption.

But journalists don't see anything wrong with their actions and can't tell the difference between business contacts and friendship.

It's manchildren who take video games too seriously flinging shit at twink manchildren who love the smell of their own farts.

Also, not /jp/ related.

>> No.12508975
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>>12508971
>Sub-Saharan Africans ... worship ... Wurm
Dass rayciss!

>> No.12508978

>>12508975
Wurm give meanie loli spanking! Wurm immune to disease!

>> No.12508982

>>12508978
And everyone and their Bat waifus were safe from NTR again.

>> No.12508988
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>>12508973
>not /jp/ related
Then why did you make the biggest post in the thread about it? Especially when he was already linked to an explanation. Don't be like that man.
>>12508982
And the mysterious true hero retreated into the jungles without a word of thanks... for she was an ally of JUSTICE and needs none!

>> No.12508989

>>12508949
>have some dances
Might as well have a song to go along with dancing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbdVR64Zv54

>> No.12508991

>>12508988
>Just another day in your colonial mansion
>You Ebola waifu comes home crying
>Some wurm was bullying her again
What do?

>> No.12508993
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>>12507906
That was enjoyable. Good work anon. I shall wait eagerly for your next update.

>> No.12508995

>>12508991
>It's okay honey, we can get you a diplomatic pass and send you as an ambassador into the Central-African Republic!
>YAY!
Parenting, man.

>> No.12508997

>>12508995
>parenting
>Ebola daughteru
Would you dick your Ebola daughteru?
I would.

>> No.12509000

>>12508997
I don't believe in daughteru dicking, unless Yotsuba gets the Usagi Drop treatment after she grows up. THEN I'm all for it.

>> No.12509005
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12509005

Do MGs have bars with skimpily dressed human boy waiters? Bunny Boys? Butlers?

>> No.12509006
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Onii-chan, I'm cold. Could you warm me up by booking a flight plan with the agency so you can interrogate some hired guns of the mercenary who tried to grab your prize?

>> No.12509017

>>12508951
New Zealand would have an influx of insect girls and harpies.

All the dangerous MGs would go to Australia

Dragons would live in active volcanoes across the world. Maybe having mansions built on them or something.

>> No.12509018
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>>12508447
Shiieeet

>> No.12509019
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12509019

So. Would the thread prefer these scans posted individually here, or all together on an imgur?

If I post them individually, I'll add a quick probably shitty translation. Otherwise I'll just post the entire script in one go with the imgur link.

>> No.12509021

>>12509019
Individually would be cool.

>> No.12509022

>>12509019

don't kill the image limit bruh, put them on imgur

>> No.12509023
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>>12509017
>harpies
Kakapo Harpy where?

>> No.12509025

>>12509023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o14yJqgH8fE

God help us if the Kakapo Harpy becomes a thing.

>> No.12509028

>>12509025
>abusive harpy waifu
Pls no.

>> No.12509029

>>12509025
I'd say Kea would be more trouble.

>Your Kea-Haarpy waifu takes apart your car's engine early Monday morning just out of curiosity.

>> No.12509031

>>12509029
what about...
a seagull harpy

>> No.12509032

>>12509031
>seagull-harpy harem comedy.

MINE!

>> No.12509034

>>12509029
>Steals your sheep's kidneys.(actual sheep, Weresheep probably wouldn't let them)
>While all other Harpies are bird brains, she's dangerously cunning and smart.

Kea Harpy is probably the 2nd worst Harpy New Zealand would get.

The worst is a Haast's Eagle Harpy. That would just be terrifying.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast's_eagle

>> No.12509038

>Error: You have exceeded the maximum file size per paste.

Would you look at that. Looks like it's time to finally break Vengeance up into parts.

>> No.12509039

>>12509028
>Abusive monster girl waifu
>Not being the abusive human boyfriend
>Not smacking your monster waifu across her face when she gets out of line

There's no need to be beta in your own fantasies.

>> No.12509040
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>>12509034
>Haast's Eagle as a harpy-girl

>> No.12509043
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>>12509038
>MAXIMUM OVERWRITE
YaiBA, please.

>> No.12509060

>>12509034
>>12509040
>Be stuck in gridlock traffic. Moving slowly, early in the morning.
>Suddenly a pair of massive talons claw into your car roof.
>The owner of the talons bends over, so her face is pressed up against your windshield, upside down.
>"HUSBAND?!" It yells out in a thunderous voice.
>Too scared to reply.
>"HUSBAND!"
>It takes flight, lifting your car into the air.
>Start screaming.
>Keep screaming as you rise higher and higher.
>Screaming as you see the city fade away.

Haast Eagle Harpies would be a menace.

>> No.12509062

Did everyone get their copy of the DnD 5e Monster Manual?

>> No.12509070

>>12509062

Why would anyone play 5E?

>> No.12509073

>>12509070
Why wouldn't they?

>> No.12509077

>>12509060
I wish to be menaced by one. She could give me private roller coaster rides whenever I wanted. Maybe even blowjobs during freefall.

>>12509073
DnD was shit from first ed. onwards.

>> No.12509080

>>12509062
I haven't gotten the chance to really look at 5e yet. I take it the art is really good?

>> No.12509081

>>12509077
Pathfagger pls

>> No.12509082

>>12509080
Excluding a certain already infamous halfling bard, yes it's great

>> No.12509083

>>12509082
I will have to take a look then!

>> No.12509084
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>>12509081
>rollplayer
What a pleb!

>> No.12509087

>>12509084
Nobody is interested in whatever shitty homebrew you cooked up to play by yourself

>> No.12509092
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>>12509087
D&D has been obsolete since like the Eye of the Beholder. Enjoy playing a computer game with some dice~!

>> No.12509095
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>>12509082
Gnome is where it is at.

>> No.12509098
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>>12509038
>>12509043

Okay. It's that small update time of the week again. Routes are now all in their own pastebins.

The Beginning: http://pastebin.com/BDMLk9TK
Love Nina: http://pastebin.com/WDfqLYYc
Vengeance: http://pastebin.com/41LJVkje

New material starts in Vengeance route around line 3081. Sorry, I didn't get quite far enough for another vote. A few thousand more words and we'll be there.

>> No.12509099

>>12509092
Enjoy Casters and Casters : Caster Edition

>> No.12509100
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12509100

>MOOOOO

>> No.12509102

>>12509098
>brown
>large but not ridiculous breasts
Right, please!

>> No.12509104
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>>12509100
Go masturbate in public or something, you cow!

>> No.12509106
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"HEY BUDDY! WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT THESE TITS?!"

"I'M A VERY BUSY HOLSTAUR, I GOT DELIVERIES TO MAKE!"

>> No.12509107

>>12509060
She was looking for her husband, it's not her fault all the cars look the same from above.

>> No.12509110

>>12509100
But you're a cow too, ain't ya? Take your own advice and schlick for us.

>> No.12509111
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>>12509104
But that's just pain indecent.

>> No.12509113

>>12509111
Cows have no concern for such thing, why only yesterday I saw one pooping.

>> No.12509116
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12509116

I dunno about you guys, but I fucking love musclelolis. I want to have a tiny oni give me an abjob with a navel finish.

>> No.12509118
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>>12509098
>http://pastebin.com/BDMLk9TK

Welp, you weren't kidding about updating this weekend!

I was translating EMG raws while waiting for your update. Have some HONK HONK on me, YBA

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>>12509116

gross

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>>12509116
I prefer the sadist lolis, but I sure do love dat muscle.

>> No.12509124

>>12509113
And you've ruined the mood. Good job, cockfag.

>> No.12509125

>>12509118
>attempted rape
>the look of determination on Darling's face
>cold spray
It was worth the wait.

>> No.12509126

>>12509124
Just saying cows don't have a sense of shame so there's no reason for a Holst to refuse public masturbation.

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>>12509125

Enjoy!

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>>12509118
>HONK HONK

>> No.12509132

>>12509127
>impressive down there
Was there ever any doubt?

>> No.12509134

>>12509118
>>12509127

Glorious. Monster Milfs make everything better. After all this time, it was worth it. You rock.

>> No.12509136

>>12509127
>a young man after all <3
This woman needs to be fucked until the earth beneath her shatters.

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>>12509128

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>>12509134
>Monster Milfs make everything better.
Monster Gmilfs are even better.

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>>12509118
>>12509127

>she literally looks exactly like Miia but in a different outfit

disappointing but expected from Crab-kun

>> No.12509147

>>12509144
That's Okayado-sensei to you

>> No.12509149

>>12509143
Do we have any other ripened ladies apart from her? N-not that I'm into that or anything, that would be twisted.

>> No.12509150

>>12509144
>all of the girl's mothers look EXACTLY like them with the exception of clothing

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>>12509128
>>12509140

>> No.12509154

>>12509150
please no.

>> No.12509157

>>12509154
All your hopes and dreams would be crushed, chopped, and snorted by crab if he were to do that.

>> No.12509159
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12509159

MILFs are great, but when will best Lizard appear in 12beast?

>> No.12509162 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.12509163

>>12509157
yes, yes they would.

>> No.12509166

>>12509163
And yet, in your heart, you know it to be so. Why cling to a vain hope? It will only hurt more.

>> No.12509168

>>12509127
Why is Kurisu a lamia and feeling up Darling?

What about Okabe?

>> No.12509169

>>12509166
Sometimes believing and hoping is all we have.

>> No.12509170

>>12509168
She doesn't look ANYTHING like her.

>> No.12509172

>>12509166
even now there is hope.

>> No.12509173

>>12509169
Be practical. You will hurt more in the long run if you hope for something impossible. Accept the bleak reality and fall into a numb despair like I have.
>>12509172
For Cereamom to have a differently colored hair and tail? For Papimom to have boobs?

>> No.12509174

>>12509173
It's better to hope for the impossible than to give up hope. You're pathetic.

>> No.12509176

>>12509174
But what good is hope? It has no benefits here, only downsides.

>> No.12509178
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12509178

I want Papi's mom to be predator with a large wingspan and crowned with ornate head feathers.

Stoic and intimidating, she hugs Papi, but is otherwise silent.

Finally she bellows "I'm hungry!" and starts to look at the other girls. Her eyes glance across the room and she appraises everyone.

"Too thin!" while looking at Miia and Mero hugging each other.

"Too small" at La-la and Suu

"I don't eat bugs" while eying Rachnee who was hiding in the rafters!

Cerea suddenly finds herself on the bad end of an extended stare...

>> No.12509179

>>12509178
>talons dig into her haunches
>and she likes it!
Sure.

>> No.12509180

>>12509178

Quick Cerea, crush her with your massive breasts!

>> No.12509192

http://imgur.com/a/DxikO

Enjoy it, someone else can clean it up, give it a better translation and/or typeset it.

>> No.12509193

>>12509192
I find it curious that Sandworms have gotten so popular. I mean, sure they're great but... still. And thanking you kindly.

>> No.12509198

>>12509176
I hope because the satisfaction will be greater when the monster MILF's aren't all differently dressed versions of their daughters. I' am willing to be hurt if this is not the case.

>> No.12509199

>>12509198
But a third of your hopes have been proven false already. Join us in the pit of despair anon, it's nice and cool here.

>> No.12509202

>>12509199
No thanks. I'd rather look at the bright and warm light of hope, even if it's for a short time, than stay in that dark and depressing pit.

>> No.12509206
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12509206

>>12509202
Suit yourself, but don't come crying to me when you can't tell the moms and daughters apart in the nude.

>> No.12509209

>>12509199
I don't know why we live in a world where the pit of despair is never a pit of slime girls.

>> No.12509212

>>12509209
Because then it wouldn't be a pit of DESPAIR.

>> No.12509213
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12509213

>>12509212
It would be if they're Sundome Slimes. Unlimited Orgasm Denial Works in a pit of Slimes? That's the very definition of despair.

>> No.12509216

>>12509213
>Sundome Slimes
What?

>> No.12509217
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12509217

>>12509198
>>12509199
>>12509202
>>12509206

Just to let you know...

It looks like they are not going to cram all the Monster Milfs into one chapter...

You are all now junior members of the Monster Milf of the Month Club (MMMC)

A new MMILF will be featured each month for the next 3-4 months at!

>> No.12509218

>>12509212
What if they were orgasm denial slimes?
Or "I don't care that we've milked you so much your dick is in traction" slimes?

>> No.12509220

>>12509212
Well, the slime girls are already pretty blue, how much more despair do you need?

>> No.12509221

>>12509216
Sundome is the Elevener term for orgasm denial.
>>12509217
>junior members
What must one do to rise in the ranks?

>> No.12509222

>>12509199
>>12509206
I won't lose hope, not yet.
And I won't look to you for a shoulder to cry one if I' am wrong.

>> No.12509227

>>12509220
I cannot even believe I didn't think of that first.
Off to the pit of despair I go.

>> No.12509229

>Rachnee's mom isn't going to be in the Milfening
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>> No.12509230

>>12509217
>doesthislooklikethefaceofmercy
Damn. Can't wait for Suu to take her down a peg.
>>12509222
I know you won't; that's what the body pillow is for.

>> No.12509231

>>12509217
Great. Now we have to wait EVEN longer. Oya will almost be as bad as Bob at this rate.

>> No.12509233

>>12509231
Hey, as long as he doesn't become Miura or Togashi...

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>>12509229

If we can't handle a full-on view of Shiho's mom, how would we stand a chance with Rachnee's mom?

>> No.12509237
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12509237

>>12509221
>What do?!

Enjoy having your favorite MMILF featured for a whole issue... Not a Miia fan, just wait and a Chapter will be dedicated to yours (eventually)

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>>12509233
>Miura
God, Are they STILL of that fucking boat?

>> No.12509242

>>12509237
>Rach strikes again
Bueno. I wish we had MILF hijinks for an entire volume though.
>>12509238
As a matter of fact, NO.

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>>12509242
>NO
Finally!

>> No.12509247

>>12509237
>I rape people in the middle of the night
>I help

>> No.12509248

>>12509237
>Mamma Miia's composure
She loves it.

>> No.12509249

>>12509245
>Finally
Oh, I though when you wrote "of" you meant "off", Guts &co. are still ON the boat.

>> No.12509250

>>12509023
Shrike harpy please.

It's shish kebab yesterday, shish kebab today, and blimey if it don't look like shish kebab tomorrow.

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12509254

>>12509249
I see.

>> No.12509255

>>12509254
The last chapters have all been about Griffith and how awesome and pure he is and how he did nothing wrong. Can't wait for Guts to tear his asshole apart.

>> No.12509257

>>12509255
>tear his asshole apart
I'm pretty sure Grifith wants that.

>> No.12509259

>>12509257
With the Dragonslayer?

>> No.12509262

>>12509259
You could say that.

>> No.12509265

>>12509217
Phat snake booty when?

>> No.12509266

>>12509265
But they don't have asses.

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>>12509262
Guts' hyper weapon will end the series? I'm okay with this. But to keep things MG related: you wouldn't a Slaan, would you?

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>>12509266
Everythin' got booty.

>> No.12509273

>>12509269
She's worth a shot, at least.

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12509274

>>12509266
>Lamia don't have asses
And yet, this picture exists.

>> No.12509278

>>12509274
She has one because the artist DREW her with one. But in any of Oya's works, have you seen a Lamia's ass?

>> No.12509281

>>12509274
So her snake tail is not an extension of her spine, but just something attached to her legs? That's pretty retarded.

>> No.12509282

>>12509278
I'm not saying they have any in Crabman's works, I'm saying the picture is retarded. Lamia CAN'T have asses. Or pussies. Cloaca only.

>> No.12509284

>>12509282
They CAN have pussies, just not asses.

>> No.12509288

>>12509284
Then they poop out of their vaginas? Sounds like a cloaca to me.

>> No.12509296

>>12509288
Maybe they just don't shit and all the excess gets burned as lewd fuel.

>> No.12509299

>>12509296
Then why did the toilet in the D residence need to be remodeled for Miia?

>> No.12509300

>>12509296
>All MGs are now 100% efficient, with 0 wastage of usable material.

>The anus only exists for fun and the excretion of foreign bodies.

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>>12508447
>mfw my spooky request was actually done
Dat pimp skeleton

>> No.12509312

>>12509309
He gives off a Mask vibe, need we be afraid?

>> No.12509321

>>12509255
>implying Griffith wasn't perfectly justified in last chapters and Guts is not evil revenge-hungry faggot now

>> No.12509325
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12509325

>>12509309
>mfw still no anal-urethral slime ouroboros

>> No.12509328

>>12509321
>implying I'M not an evil revenge-hungry faggot as well
I know what I want, and I don't care if it's bad, because WHO'S TO JUDGE
>>12509325
That's just wrong and horrible. What we DO need are Mantis and Pistol Shrimp posing heroically.

>> No.12509329

>>12509328
>That's just wrong and horrible.
An anon promised to writefag it though, and another alluded to drawfagging it. I'm hopeful.

>> No.12509330

>>12509329
But that's even worse than I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream! Why would you want that? The horror, the horror...

>> No.12509332
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12509332

>>12509328
>Mantis Shrimp and Pistol Shrimp posing heroically
I thought they'd be more like this?

>> No.12509334

>>12509330
>Why would you want simultaneous prostate assault and sounding?
Nigga my non-stop ejaculation would make her a perpetual motion machine.

>> No.12509335

>>12509334
>perpetual motion
Hence my horror.

>> No.12509336

>>12508953
Why do you think people become drawfags/writefags?

>> No.12509337

>>12509336
Artistic angst and werldsmerch?

>> No.12509339
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>>12509336
I became one to entertain people, and write stories that apparently have no real title according to LDR.

>> No.12509340

>>12509339
>no real title
Titles are hard, they need to incorporate the general theme of the entire story or something to work. I don't blame you.

>> No.12509341

>>12508121
So this nigga name is yuumano_yuuki?
Why not a single one of his doujin available on panda? Looks like he has dozen~ of doujin

>> No.12509345

>>12508953
>once you die you will simply cease to exist and no longer comprehend anything.
The only thing that made me smile. Who cares about life if everyone will get the same emptiness in the end

>> No.12509347

>>12509345
>who cares about life
Dude, life is all we have, why not enjoy it?

>> No.12509354
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12509354

Monster Girls in space when? Come on writefags, you know you want to!

>> No.12509357

Draco mom when? But I'd settle for her onee-san

>> No.12509359

>>12509357
>Draco mom
>oh Dr. Phil I don't know what to do with her!
Troubled teen and her hysterical mom. What about Poltmom and the rest of the litter?

>> No.12509360

>>12509339
"I'm not on the ball, nor am I even in the same room as one" and "I now have more ideas, but the quality is STILL dropping" aren't "titles" by any stretch of the imagination and I'm not going to take up some six lines of post width to link them separately in a week review.

>> No.12509362

>>12509360
Then why not come up with titles for him?

>> No.12509371
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12509371

So yesterday the idea of prehistoric Human Boy and MG encounters was brought up. Do we have any Monster Girls that look like they could live in the days of Megafauna and Ice Ages?

>> No.12509372

>>12509359
I'm not sure I'd want to meet the woman who can cow Polt

>> No.12509376

>>12509372
I sure do.
>Polt, have you been slacking off again?
>N-no Mama, I swear!
>Excuses! You'll never find a good stud if you slack off like that!

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>>12509360
I know they aren't.

>>12509362
I'd prefer that didn't happen.

>> No.12509380

>>12509376
I don't think she'd approve of all the girls around Darling

>> No.12509382

>>12509377
>I'd prefer that didn't happen
Then don't be a lazy bastard. I know that's a little weird, coming from a lazy bastard, but don't be one.

>> No.12509386

>>12509380
But Polt isn't even slightly interested in him. Which is weird, why isn't the D charm working on her? Is Polt... you know... into forbidden love?

>> No.12509388
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12509388

>xelvy's Pixiv
This is amazing.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=44074962

Also Lamiaroid a best.

>> No.12509389

>>12509382
I'll consider it, but coming up with proper titles is hard though.

>> No.12509391

>>12509386
Polt is a successfully, well-rounded and all-together woman. Darling has to look after all these useless girls, so Polt is backing off because of that but I'd guess that Polt and Darling enjoy a weekly lunch at her place

>> No.12509395

>>12509388
Lamiaroid is proof Promestein did nothing wrong
>>12509389
I know that, but that's no excuse. Then again I didn't always come up with names for my shit either, but I didn't make a habit out of it. Just write it and come up with a title that somehow fits it.
>>12509391
>classy lunch between friends, no lewd
It fits, a Kobold IS a man's best friend after all!

>> No.12509397

>>12509388
Hmm.

And who are your top 5 EMG girls?

>> No.12509401

>>12509397
>top 5 EMG girls
Are you sure you don't mean MGQ?

>> No.12509403

>>12509395
I didn't say there wasn't any lewd... ;)

>> No.12509406

>>12509403
...are you saying Kimihito is secretly cheating on the entire harem with his sugar momma?

>> No.12509407

>>12509401
I'm trying to gauge your tastes before I make a judgement

>> No.12509409

>>12509397
1. Manako
2. Miss Smith
the rest are pretty irrelevant

>>12509401
If he did:
1. Lamiaroid
2. Knightroid
3. Chimera Bug
4. Laplace
5. Yao

>> No.12509411

>>12509406
It's not cheating, he's not with anyone.

It's just two adults who hold mutual attraction, respect and friendship

>> No.12509414

>>12509409
Apart from Lamiaroid, your taste a shit

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12509415

>>12509395
>Fitting name
Well, I guess I should stop with the unrelated names.

http://pastebin.com/aAG38Bfm
Is that okay?

>> No.12509416

>>12509407
Rachne, Polt, Tio, Zombina, Suu.
IF in fact you meant MGQ:
Queen Kraken, Promestein, Granberia, Tamamo, Vampire Girl.

>> No.12509419

>>12509415
...lame.

>> No.12509422

>>12509416
Now this is good taste. Not perfect where's Draco? but still good

>> No.12509424

>>12509419
Oh well.

>> No.12509428

>>12509424
Don't try to have a giggle mate, just use a title that makes sense, like, Short Story #x or something, it's not hard.

>> No.12509429

>>12509416
>Tamamo, Vampire Girl.
These are great, as long as you're talking about Vampire Youmu.

>> No.12509430

>>12509415
>I'm at a mermaid themed bar
>mermaid bar
You're rusing us, aren't you?

>> No.12509431

>>12509429
Obviously Vampire Loli

>> No.12509435
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12509435

>>12509429
I mean who I mean, and cower at her feet like a bitch.

>> No.12509437

>>12509428
No fun allowed

>> No.12509439

>>12509437
Fun is allowed, but that isn't funny. That was Charon-level unfunny.

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>>12509435
She's okay too, but Vampire Youmu is the best vampire, even if her art isn't that good.

>> No.12509442

>>12509428
Fine fine fine.


>>12509430
I don't even know anymore.

>> No.12509443

>>12509439
For you

>> No.12509447

>>12509441
Vampire Loli at least cared about Luka and wanted to kidnap him and rape him forever and ever because she liked him, not because it was the cruel thing to do.

>> No.12509448

>>12509443
#rekt him there,

>> No.12509450

>>12509439
I bet your definition of fun is stacking books and filing paperwork.

>> No.12509451

>>12509447
Vampire Youmu gave naveljobs.

>> No.12509460
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>>12509450
Stacking books, sure, but paperwork? What do you take me for, some kind of Bureau Cat?
>>12509451
B-but affection and caring!

>> No.12509461

>>12508286
Whichever isn't the answer to the question "what mg waifu would godel-kun have?"

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>>12509460
>bureau cat
Now we need a Catgirl Charon. And who would want that?

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>>12509469
I would. It'd be the cat's pajamas.

>> No.12509473

>>12509471
She's just being a big bully there, a heel if you will.

>> No.12509476

>>12509471
There reaches a point, where after too many puns you bend her over the side of the boat and pound that ass while holding her hairbraid.

>> No.12509481

>>12509473
She's just trying to be humerus.

>> No.12509484

>>12509481
I didn't even think of that. I guess I just can't go toe-to-toe with you.

>> No.12509489

>>12509484
You might, I have the tendoncy to run out of ideas quickly.

>> No.12509493

>>12509489
Then maybe I can blow your fortress of puns thigh-high.

>> No.12509496

>>12509493
You kneed to work on your puns.

>> No.12509498

Is there an imgur for the new chapter

>> No.12509499

>>12509469
Fuuuuuck, when did this happen!?

>> No.12509501

>>12509498
Yes but not for you

>> No.12509502

>>12509496
Okay, I'll be sure to keep my shin up, even if this joke is starting to stand on its last legs.
>>12509499
Ages ago.

>> No.12509506

>>12509502
Kid, I have a leg up on you.

>> No.12509513

>>12509506
Are we booting this up again?

>> No.12509519

>>12509513
That's a shoe-in.

>> No.12509523

>>12509501
Okay

>> No.12509524

>>12509519
How did this thing get kicked off anyway? It feels like I've been fighting toe and nail for no reason.

>> No.12509528

>>12509524
It's not like we're arch-enemies .

>> No.12509534

>>12509528
This has still been a feet of ingenuity.

>> No.12509537

>>12509534
Yes, despite its footing.

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>>12509537
This is starting to look like I'll need to get a load off with my feet.
...okay, that was pretty peg-legged.

>> No.12509547

>>12509524
>toe and nail
>not foot and nail
Step it up.

>> No.12509548

>>12509542
The lack of good leg-pun material is leaving me stumped.
But I'll just have to use what's left and run with it.

>> No.12509552

>>12509548
We're running these jokes into the ground.

>> No.12509554

>>12509547
Well I'm sorry for not tendon to your needs.
>>12509548
We might have to go through all of them step-by-step to see we don't run in circles and keep repeating the same old missteps.
...as you can see, I'm running out of ideas only a few feet from the foot of the stairs.

>> No.12509558

>>12509554
>>12509552
>>12509548
I can't stand much more of this, can't you all just kneel over?

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12509559

>>12508625

Dammit, Anon, I didn't want to feel today.

>> No.12509561

>>12509554
It's hard not to run out of ideas after this stampede of puns.

>>12509558
No. that's my standing on this issue.

>> No.12509562

>>12509561
But now that I have my foot in the door, I can't stop making these puns.

>> No.12509563

>>12509561
Maybe we just need a jump-start?

>> No.12509565

>>12509558

No, thanks, I'd rather keep STANDING HERE

>> No.12509569

>>12509565
Maybe you should just kick back and relax?

>> No.12509572

>>12509563
We had a running start already. Let's face it, this joke has taken an arrow to the knee.
>>12509565
I REALIZE that it's too soon for that.

>> No.12509574

>>12509572
At least we aren't going as fast and furiously as Paul Walker.

>> No.12509576

>>12509574
Oh, wise guy huh? Thought you could just sneak that one past us with your clubfoot?

>> No.12509577

The puns in these threads are horrible and you all need to learn some thigh class humor instead.

>> No.12509578

>>12509572

Yeah, my bad, I couldn't resist. I hope the pun streak is still afoot

>> No.12509581

So.

Which daughteru would be the best to dick?
Dhampir?

>> No.12509582

>>12509578
Sure, but it might need a legwarmer or two to keep knocking your socks off.

>> No.12509583

>>12509577

Sorry, it seems we started off on the wrong foot

>> No.12509584

>>12509581
>dicking daugjterus
Guy like you should be run out of town before he shanks any more.

>> No.12509585

>>12509577
That was already used, cockfag.

>>12509576
Just stocking the thread with something different.

>> No.12509586

>>12509581

>Dicking the daughteru

Come on, mang.

>> No.12509588

>>12509585
>already used
It's called a re-run.

>> No.12509592

>>12509581
Daughterus are for patting, not dicking

Don't you have an imouto?

>> No.12509594

>>12509581
>dicking daugjterus
No.

>> No.12509596

>>12509585
>>12509588
Sock it you two, we're just treading water here.

>> No.12509603
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>>12509581
Dhampir sounds great, but I think Cyclops would be best with that exquisite tearful eye.

>> No.12509605

ok, lets try this one more time

>> No.12509608

>>12509588

Okay, that one was legitimately subtle

>>12509581

Watch your step now, son. Daughterus are 2pure for that.

>> No.12509609

>>12509605
Scorpion girl carrying her kids on her back.

>> No.12509610

>>12509605
Mantis Shrimp and Pistol Shrimp doing martial arts poses.

>> No.12509611
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12509611

>>12509605

MANTIS SHRIMP AND PISTOL SHRIMP GIRLS

>> No.12509612

>>12509605
Anal-urethral slime ouroboros.

>> No.12509615

>>12509605
Charon mouth open, drooling, while a POV of cumming inside her pinning her down to the bed.

Come on less, you know you want this deep inside you

>> No.12509616

>>12509605
Neet monstergirl posting on /hbg/

>> No.12509619

>>12509615
Don't listen to this guy.

>> No.12509621
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12509621

>>12509581
All daughterus are good to dick

>> No.12509623

>>12509605
Winter clothes Draco

>> No.12509628

>>12509615
YES
DO THIS

>> No.12509630
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12509630

>>12509621
No. Bad anon, bad.

>> No.12509631

>>12509605
A Wurm wrasslin with a Mecha that secrets oil to make itself slippery, with the Wurm covered in said oil.

>> No.12509640
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>>12509615
>>12509628
At least do the ahegao. Don't let this abomination stay the only Charon-chan ahegao we have!

>> No.12509646
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12509646

>>12509640
How horrible.

>> No.12509647

>>12509584
>Not impregnating your daughteru so that you'll have both another daughteru and a grand daughteru

Besides, monster girl daughters want their human father bad. Why deny them happiness?

>> No.12509648

>>12509640
Looks like Caster in Fate/Zero.

>> No.12509655

>>12509647
Because incest is a horrible crime against nature and morals.

>> No.12509657

>>12509648
Except totally uncool.

>> No.12509659

>>12509655
>LaughingHapsburgs.webm

>> No.12509661

>>12509655
>nature
But it does happen in nature.

>morals
Now you're just being stupid.

>> No.12509665

>>12509661
>it happens in nature
So do parasitic larvae and deadly bacterial infections.
>morality is stupid
Oh the edge.

>> No.12509668

>>12509665
So you're comparing incest to things like Ebola and bot flies?

>> No.12509671

>>12509668
They both occur in nature and are undesirable in civilized society, so yes, yes I am. Now stop trying to defend fucking your children Joe of the Basements.

>> No.12509672

>>12509668
That'd be a terribly facile argument if he theoretically were.

>> No.12509676

>>12509671
So a country that lets you marry, say, a first cousin is uncivilised?

>> No.12509679

>>12509671
Did you know that incest, to a degree, is legal in numerous parts of the world?

>> No.12509681

>>12509679
>>12509676
>marrying your first cousin is the same as having sex with your daughter
You sure moved those goal posts pretty fast.

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>>12509630
>not liking the best daugteru dicking story ever told
What a shit man you are

>> No.12509683

>>12509231
Wait even longer for what?

>> No.12509685

>>12509679
If you want to discuss degrees of incest, one could point out the percentage each and every human being is inter-related.

>> No.12509690

>>12509683
For Papimom and Cereamom, they won't be in the new chapter. Just Mamma Miia.

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>>12509668
>incest
>Ebola
Would you dick the daughteru if she was an Ebola girl?

>> No.12509695

>>12509655
The fuck
We invaded by tumbrl SJW?

>> No.12509697

>>12509681
I'm not discussing daughters, I'm discussing your blanket statement that all incest is an affront to nature and morally wrong.

>> No.12509698

>>12509695
That was still tongue in cheek, but then it turned into a serious argument here>>12509661
Sorry.

>> No.12509701

>>12509681
We didn't move any.
Technically, according to the bible and its pro incest status, we're all related to a degree.

>> No.12509706

>>12509697
But I was talking about fucking daughters, and incest is a shorter word than fucking daughters. I'm sorry if that confused you. But you DO agree that fucking your daughter is wrong, right?
>>12509701
>the bible
Why even bring that up? You opened a can of Wurms now.

>> No.12509708

>>12509698
I should be apologizing for respond to the idiot.

>> No.12509710

>>12509706
>But you DO agree that fucking your daughter is wrong, right?
Only if you are a faggot

>> No.12509714

>>12509706
You have no concept of love, do you?

>> No.12509715
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12509715

Monster Girl Incest Scale
1 being bad
10 being good

#Human Son (Monster Girl Aunt)
7

#Human Son (Monster Girl Cousin)
8

#Human Son (Monster Girl Older Sister)
9

#Human Son (Monster Girl Imouto)
9

#Human Son (Monster Girl Mom without father)
10

#Human Son (Monster Girl Mom with father)
2

#Monster Daughteru (Human Father without monster mother)
8

#Monster Daughteru (Human Father with monster mother)
6

#Monster Daughteru (Human Daughteru)
3

#Monster Daughteru (Monster Daughteru)
1

>> No.12509716

>>12509690
I'm glad they get a chapter to themselves.

>> No.12509718

>>12509716
Yeah, but I'm worried three MILF chapters won't be enough. Not nearly enough.

>> No.12509723

>>12509715
>mother son
>10
Now you've got taste.

>> No.12509725

>>12509715
I can broadly agree with this, though I'd put monster mom and human son below monster sisters and human son.

>> No.12509727

>>12509706
I'll move from this topic to the next if you manage to persuade me that all incest is both morally and naturally wrong; I'm under no obligation to argue which ever topics suit the points you want to make.

If you want to back down from your statement, then we can move on to your preferred argument.

>> No.12509735

>>12509715
Wait.

with/without

Are we talking about a threesome here, or a missing spouse?

I assume its a missing spouse, because monster daughter x father x monster mother would have to be a 10/10 other wise.

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12509737

>>12509715
>#Monster Daughteru (Monster Daughteru)
>1
Nope

>> No.12509742

>>12509341
Because people have shit taste and won't buy/scan them.

I'd buy a few if I knew the first thing about buyfagging.

>> No.12509744

>>12509735
No, we're talking out of the picture.

Without a father means the father has either left the coup, died, or divorced. As in, he's not with the mother anymore so there's no moral wrongdoing/betrayal on the son's part when he makes his mother remember what it feels like to be a female.

>> No.12509745

>>12509742
Maybe it's uploaded with a different pen name or something?

>> No.12509747

>>12509718
Moms introduction for two more, chapter with moms all together, hot springs chapter, then moms leave chapter.

Miias mom will steal a kiss.

>> No.12509748

>>12509744
This explanation resolves my issue, and I find the original score acceptable.

>> No.12509750

>>12509737
Liliraune are not in love with each other, they desire a boy.

Monster daughteru in love with her monster sister is just boring.

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>>12509745
Searching for the name of the doujin itself doesn't yield shit either.

The smug fox one is named 夏に咲く濡れ椿
Searching for it yields a few places to buy it along with pictures of flowers.

>> No.12509756

>>12509727
What next topic? I was never talking about all incest, I was talking to a guy who wanted to fuck a daughteru, and used the word incest in that specific context. Why are you insisting I meant something I didn't mean? Why do you want me to back down from a statement I didn't even make in the first place? Why is this such a big deal to you? You want to fuck your cousin? Go nuts, I don't care. But daughter? That's not okay. Okay?
>morally and naturally wrong
I was trying to be humorous when I said that, but I guess it didn't work out.
>>12509747
>hot springs chapter
There's too many girls to cover in just one chapter anon.

>> No.12509758

>>12509748
Human father on Monster daughteru while Human son on Monster mother is perfectly 10/10 keeping it in the family.

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>>12509735
>monster daughter x father x monster mother would have to be a 10/10 other wise.
Good taste

>> No.12509764

>>12509758
That is not ok.

>> No.12509766

>>12509764
Yes it is.

It fulfills everyones happiness.

>> No.12509769

>>12509764
It's okay if they're okay with it.

>> No.12509771

>>12509769
No, we the community do not accept it! We will show our indignation by NOT inviting them to the neighborhood BBQ!

>> No.12509773

>>12509756
>There's too many girls to cover in just one chapter anon.
Moms take him as a reward for being so good to their girls.

Have Darlings girls recon to make sure no sweet milf snusnu.

>> No.12509774

>>12509771
So what if the community doesn't accept it? Who wants to go to their crappy tofu BBQs anyway?

>> No.12509776

>>12509771
SHIT! We had best reconsider!

>> No.12509777

>>12509773
>suddenly, MON for no reason!
And then it turns out Polt's crew is there too, and then it becomes a mess again. No, there's no way it can be done in a single chapter.

>> No.12509780

>>12509774
>tofu BBQ
Like that one episode of Malcom in the Middle? Where Hal brings a big ice chest of meat to the crappy tofu/soy barbeque full of autistic children?

>> No.12509781

>>12509766
>>12509769
>Letting your son fucking your waifu

>> No.12509782

>>12509777
Well then have a longer chapter.

>> No.12509785

>>12509781
If they want to, why not let them?

>> No.12509788
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>>12509782
>extra long chapter with every girl at the hot springs
>EVERY girl

>> No.12509789

>>12509781
I'm fucking my daughteru
My waifu is bonding with my son

How is this bad?

>> No.12509790

So, people are okay with Mia's mother who look exactly like Mia?

>> No.12509791

>>12509789
A plague upon your house!
>>12509790
Yes.

>> No.12509794

>>12509789
>Getting NTR'd by your own son

>> No.12509795

>>12509785
>>12509789
Because she's your waifu? Or you don't really care if other person fucks her? If he wants to bang a monstergirl he can go and find other somewhere else, I don't think he will have too many problems to find another one.

>> No.12509799

>>12509794
Classical Greek tragedy.

>> No.12509804

>>12509795
She's my wife, I know that she loves me and always will. Besides, better my son than some sjw, liberal douche, or black guy.

>> No.12509810

>>12509795
Your son is just an extension of you, anon.

>> No.12509816

Waifu is for dicking
Daughteru is for hugging and telling her she's a good girl.

>> No.12509824
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>>12509804
>>12509810
So you are getting NTR'd by your own son and you accept it. Nice.

>Besides, better my son than some sjw, liberal douche, or black guy
>Implying this has to happen
You're just giving me a poor excuse to justify that your waifu prefers your son's dick over yours.

>> No.12509825

>>12509804
>Your monster girl daughteru comes home
>Dad, I'd like you to meet my human boyfriend
>Tyrone

How would you handle this situation?

>> No.12509829

>>12509825
Fuck Tyrone in the ass.

>> No.12509830

>>12509825
Kill him and hang his corpse from my front door.

>> No.12509834

>>12509825
>human
Nice try.

>> No.12509836

>>12509824
It's not NTR.

>> No.12509837

>>12509830
You are now a murdered, will go to prison for the rest of your life/get the death penalty and your waifu will be left without a husband and your daughteru without a papa, resulting in them whoring themselves to make ends meet. Are you satisfied?

>> No.12509838

>>12509836
Yes it is, how is it not? Oedipus please.
>>12509837
>murdered
Murderer*

>> No.12509840

>>12509837
>go to prison for the rest of your life
Yeah, you don't get a life sentence for murder or manslaughter. Nice job proving you don't know shit.

>> No.12509843

>>12509836
Keep telling yourself that while you hear how your waifu moans in pleasure in the next room.

>> No.12509850

>>12509825

Can't tell much about a name. Have to know know his education and job and such. My girl ain't dating any brokeass jobless bum no matter what the color.

If he somehow checks out and is a gentleman.
>Delicious brown granddaughterus
>Fights with the inlaws over who makes better greens and gumbo and fried chicken

Don't bother me.

>> No.12509852

>>12509840
>we are talking about real life now
You do get a life sentence, because in MGC human men are a precious resource.

>> No.12509856

>>12509850
>brown granddaughterus
Brb, gon dick some g-daughterus.

>> No.12509857

>>12509837
In my country you don't go to prison for killing common animals.

>> No.12509858

>>12509843
Fuck off, NTR fag.

>> No.12509860

>>12509794
Laius-sama, pls.

>> No.12509861

>>12509857
/pol/, what are you even doing here?

>> No.12509865

>>12509858
>NTRfag
>Me
I'm not the one who is ok getting NTR'd.

>> No.12509868

>>12509852
>Blacks
>Human

>> No.12509872

>>12509868
/pol/... Did you know that the Cro-Magnon were originally dark skinned? YOU are descended from black men and black women.

>> No.12509873

>>12509865
But you're automatically assuming that it ends with NTR. Maybe my wife wanted to savor the flavor of a little shota's dick milk? Maybe she's just turned on by incest? Stop assuming it's the worst case scenario, asshole.

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>>12507671
>mfw my gf does that, and carries me up to bed when I'm too drunk, and ribs my belly when I eat too much

>> No.12509877

>>12509873
Your woman having sex with another man is pretty much NTR Mr. In-Denial.
>>12509874
Lucky bastard.

>> No.12509880

>>12509873
She's fucking another person and you are accepting it.

>> No.12509884

>>12509880
Said man being his son.

>> No.12509888

>>12509884
If your dad fucked your waifu, would you be okay with it?

>> No.12509889

>>12509884
It's the same. If you don't want to see it I can't help you.

>> No.12509890

>>12509884
Making it NTR AND incest. That's horrible. It's a crime against nature and morals. Twice.

>> No.12509894
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>>12509861
So which monster girls are the most Aryan, and therefore, the superior breed?

>> No.12509898
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>>12509894
Vampires.

>> No.12509899
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>>12509894
Finnish Elves, of course.

>> No.12509900

>>12509889
So the guy's wife is adulterous. Whoppity damn doo. If he's still married to her knowing that, then it's likely he's fine with it and maybe even adulterous himself.

>> No.12509901
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12509901

I don't mean to be a dick, but does anyone have the colored version of this image, if it exists?

>> No.12509902

>>12509900
So you're saying NTR is not a shitty fetish and that it's okay to rub it in our faces?

>> No.12509905

>>12509902
I'm saying that you're over reacting, and being a little bitch about other people's pastes.

>> No.12509906

>>12509898
So, she's a vampire matriarch?

Mind if I incorporate the idea of ancient vampires into some writefaggotry maybe?

>> No.12509909

>>12509905
He's not even the same person you were talking to, who is me.

>> No.12509914

Look.

Guys.

It's a fair compromise.

You dick the daughteru while your son dicks your waifu

Afterwards, you go grab a burger with your son and congratulate him on reaching adulthood.

>> No.12509915

>>12509906
>Mind if I
I didn't draw that or anything, you know. Just go for it.

>> No.12509919

>>12509914
I'd rather just DP the daughteru with my son.

>> No.12509920

>>12509914
No, it's not. Stop forcing your shitty NTR into everyone.

>> No.12509924

>>12509914
This is a good compromise...

NOT!!! Idiot. You don't dick the daughteru. You NEVER dick the daughteru.

Now, if the daughteru comes onto you, and tries seducing you like in that shitty movie I forget the name of? Totally fair, because even if you're fucking her, you're not dicking her. Such, my friend, is life in the bonezone.

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12509925

>>12509901
Is it a problem the husbando is in it?

>> No.12509926

>>12509925
Kinda, yeah... I want her alone for reasons is the thing.

>> No.12509928

>>12509924
>Totally fair, because even if you're fucking her, you're not dicking her.

Anon.

What.

>> No.12509932

>>12509914
How about I fuck my wafu, and my children find ther own partner to be happen with?

>> No.12509933

>>12509920
Stop forcing your shitty views on everyone.

>> No.12509935

>>12509926
Well that's what I've got, you ingrate
>>12509933
You're the one with the shitty views though.

>> No.12509937

>>12509932
That's fine.

But what if your monster waifu is your monster mother?

DUN DUN DUN

>> No.12509938

>>12509935
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to come off that way. I'm thankful and I'm saving it. I could probably pull some double layer reacharound using Photoshop... probably.

Thanks broski!

>> No.12509940

>>12509935
Yeah, but I'm not forcing them down everyone's throat.

>> No.12509941

>>12509932
Looks like that's not good enough for them.

>>12509933
I will stop when you do the same, faggot.

>> No.12509949

>>12509940
Yes you are, you won't shut up about them. WE hate NTR, you can like it shamefully on your own if you want, but don't bring it here. NTR is not well loved here.
>>12509938
...why is it that whenever I try to say something in jest people take it 100% seriously?

>> No.12509954

>>12509949
I'm not even into NTR for fucks sake.

>> No.12509955

>>12509949
Nobody said anything about NTR, anon.

Just family fun.

>> No.12509956

>>12509954
Then why are you flaunting it in everyone's face? Maybe stop doing that and people will stop complaining.

>> No.12509957

>>12509954
Looks like you are and you don't even know it.

>> No.12509962

>>12509940
>Yeah, but I'm not forcing them down everyone's throat.

>It's a fair compromise.
>You dick the daughteru while your son dicks your waifu
Looks like forcing to me

>> No.12509967

>>12509949
Oh, sorry. I'm just not very good at gauging internet jokes and stuff? I'm used to them being funny-joke-like. Sorry.

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12509970

>>12509967
Stop apologizing, you're making me feel like I just kicked a puppy.

>> No.12509979

>>12509970
Sorry, I'll stop now.

>> No.12509984
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12509984

>>12509979
Cheer up.

>> No.12509988
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12509988

Cowgirl time?

>> No.12509994
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>>12509988
With a moomoo here and a snusnu there?

>> No.12509997
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>>12509994
Yes.

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>>12509997
Hell yes!

>> No.12510001

My precious image limit...!

>> No.12510003
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>>12510000

>> No.12510009
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>>12510001
You don't like cows?

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>>12510001
Last few threads died without reaching it
And we need something to forget about continuous NTR shitposting

>> No.12510049

>>12510015
No they didn't. Some images got deleted, though, freeing more slots during the final hours.

>> No.12510138

>>12509984
Thank you, I'm good now. Wanna be friends?

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12510147

Crabmans favorite.

>> No.12510154

>>12510147
Although I might not agree with his choice, I will still respect it.

>> No.12510156

>>12510147
Confirmed for winning the darlingbowl

>> No.12510157

>>12510147
Oh God, just wait until the horsepussyfags start to spam this shit.

>> No.12510163

>>12510009
Not a real cowgirl, but this is as close as we'll ever get.

>> No.12510164

>>12509005

>Actually photoshopping that one

I love/hate you at the same time.

Mostly hate. Hate hate.

>> No.12510166

>>12510147
>liking horsepussy
Ewww

>>12510156
>harems
>anyone winning
It will have usual "funny" chasing end scene with girls yelling "love me faggot"

>> No.12510169

>>12510166
>Not liking pussy
Faggot

>> No.12510173

>>12510166

Not even death is an option for Darling at this point, that'd make murderfish cum buckets, and we can't afford letting anyone have a happy ending in a harem.

>> No.12510177

>>12509274
God dam it Nitrotitan.

>> No.12510190
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>>12510138
But we are friends anon. Real bosom buddies.

>> No.12510192

>>12509354

>Be in space with Superior Siberian Jinko
>She sees a Succubus groping your junk with her breasts pressed into your face
"STUPID BLUE WITCH BEING OF REMOVE BODY FROM ANYA'S HUSBAND."
>Succubus leers at her and give a derisive "Niet"
>She's too busy fondling you to notice the Jinko's muscles expanding, becoming covered with fur, her face shifting into that of a colossal white tiger
>Before pouncing, you only hear one growl
"Blue Witch know vat people say when underestimate tigers?"
"What, you stupid..."
"THEY GO OH NO I AM BEING MAULED BY TIGER"
"DO SVIDANYA, CYKA"

>> No.12510201

>>12509354
there is one with a mantis

>> No.12510202
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Having TF read an interview, he does lots of research when he does a girl.

Rach was the hardest.

He's scared of bugs.

>> No.12510205

>>12510202

>Spiders
>Bugs

Crab-man would be horrified of a Conch then. Those fuckers are terrifying, even for mollusks.

>> No.12510208

>>12510202
>Rach wearing glasses

Cute. I want to see her wear custom glasses for her other eyes, too.

>> No.12510210

>>12510192
Yes. Like that. Yes.
>>12510202
>glasses
Sexy, yet inefficient, considering how many eyes she has.

>> No.12510214

>>12510192
Superior Siberian High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger Girl in Space? This needs to be written, and she has to be consistently referred to as such when her name or rank is not used.

>> No.12510215

>>12510205

>Conch
>Terrifying

I think you mean delicious. Forget the babies crying about toxins. I have a serious craving for some soup and no way to get it where I'm at right now.

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>>12510208
>>12510210
I just think of those old airplanes with the multiple tier wings.

>> No.12510226

>>12510214

The sad truth is monstergirls in space is basically just another story with aliens in it for all intents and purposes. That's why nobody cares. I love scifi and Old Man's War-tier species dealings, but I'd never touch a space story with monstergirls. There's just no point. Once you leave earth, they're just not monstergirls anymore, only aliens. Sexy sexy aliens.

>> No.12510228

>>12510216
Man I would love to buy those things.

>> No.12510230

>>12510226
That doesn't make any sense, if their originally from Earth like us then they aren't aliens.

>> No.12510233

>>12510230

>Pulling the Traveller ruse

But Traveller sucks.

>> No.12510234

>>12510226
They're not aliens if they're from earth though, so you could have both in one story.

>> No.12510236

>>12510214

>Walk in on Anya chatting with another crewmember, they're talking about husbands
"Well, I made sweet tender love to my hubby in the engineering compartment. How about you?"
>Anya smirks
"Is nothing. One time rode Husband for hour straight while docking near Alpha Centauri. Authorities didn't even bother with law once they see Anya's expert milking of husband."
>The Scylla pauses
"You... fucked him... in the pilot's chair?"
>Anya bites her lip as she reminisces further
"Is best feeling in world, pulsating flight stick of Husband inside you while he tries so cutely to avoid all ze rocks und zings."
>She just then notices you and gives you a wink
>Why did you ever have to marry a Slav Jinko

>> No.12510239

>>12510236
>Why did you ever have
She just explained why.

>> No.12510242
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Everyday until you like it

>> No.12510244

>>12510233
But I don't even know what that is.

>> No.12510245

>>12510242
It's okay because it's a Tarrasque and a Murmaider.

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>>12510242
The time has come once more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI

>> No.12510248

>>12510242
I want sushi now

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>>12510242
Fuck you. Fuck your mom. Fuck your dog and fuck your shit.

>> No.12510250

>>12510244
>Eating the bellymeat of a fish
But that's the worst part. Also that happy smile is creepy as fuck.

>> No.12510251

>>12510236
What rank is Anya? Or is she just a civilian who doesn't want to leave hubby alone with horny tentacle creatures?
>>12510246
It's still too early. But then again...WHO'S TO JUDGE?

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>>12510242
>Thought it was going to be cute
>She's actually eating her
What the fuck man.

>> No.12510254

>>12510242
And there goes my order of things I was coloring.

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>>12510242
Fuck off less

>> No.12510257

>>12510242
So what was the creative process that led into this?
>>12510254
It Has to Be This Way.

>> No.12510259

>>12510242
It's way too early for me to try and say everything so here goes, you are shit ect, you are the worst faggot since bob ect, you are such a horrible faggot we'd be better off with out you ect ect ect.

>> No.12510260

>>12510242
Less, I'm getting worried about you.

>> No.12510261

>>12510254

Please finish the horse pussy first Hound. I need something to keep me warm in this time of guro.

>> No.12510262

>>12510242
>I don't like guro, honest!
Seriously.

>> No.12510263

>>12510239

>Go home for once, to introduce parents to Anya
>She swoops both of them up in her arms and hugs them close to her, chuffing
>Your mother looks at you pleadingly
"Honey, could you tell your Lieutenant she's kind of close?"
>Look at Mother, look at Father
"I've... got some *cough*, news. She's... my wife."
>Mortified looks on both of their faces as this colossal white tiger woman hugs them further
"Is of most happy to meet you, Mahzha and Fahzha!"
"Yes, that's nice dear. Can I talk to you in the kitchen, son?"
>Look back at your dad pleadingly as you know a stern talking-to is going to come about fucking your crewmates and a monster for that matter
>He just gives you a thumbs up while Anya continues to nuzzle and chuff at him, leering at your mother

>> No.12510265

>>12510242
"I don't like guro", he said

Fuck you.

>> No.12510266

>>12510242
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

>> No.12510267

>>12510263
>thumbs-up
Sounds like something my dad would do if I brought home any kind of amazon. Anya needs to become a thing now.

>> No.12510269

>>12510242
I bet you love doing this just to piss off everyone. Faggot.

>> No.12510271

>>12510266
Hey AM, why did the Cockatrice cross the road?

>> No.12510272

>>12510242
>that gore

Over the line

>> No.12510276

>>12510242
Don't let them get you down kitty cat, I support you!
Now make with the Shrimps please!

>> No.12510278

>>12510242
I have insulted you so many times I don't even know what more to say.

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>>12510276
That isn't justice etc, less needs to be stop, evil, cancer, blah, blah, blah. I'm clocking out now, see you next "shitstorm".

>> No.12510285

>>12510267

Just imagine the awkward morning after Anya spends the night fucking your brains out. Being loud just so she can spite your mother, and being rough because the excitement of being found out by your younger siblings excites her.

>TFW you'll never have to awkwardly explain why white stuff is leaking out of the giant tiger woman's girl-parts to your kid sibling

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>>12510283
Shitstorm? I was tempted to post that saluting Alp thingie to show my support for him. THAT would have made this into a shitstorm.
>>12510285
And then there's the belly rubs.
>Niet Kapitan! Anya surrenders! Mercy!

>> No.12510295

>>12510242
Nice
Murderfish a shit
Keep up doing the God's work, less

>> No.12510298

>>12510242

Less plz.

>> No.12510303

>>12510242
Hey. Hey Less. Hey. Shrimps. You know?

>> No.12510306

>>12510242
Why are you such faggot? Isn't enough with drawing things that everyone likes? Do you really need to do this?

>> No.12510308

>>12510306
What' wrong with it? It's a dog-eat-dog world out there.

>> No.12510314

>>12510242
You don't like futa, but you draw cat dicks.

You don't like guro, but you draw it.

Looks like your word is shit.

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>>12510242
>>12510249
>>12510252
>>12510256
>>12510259
>>12510260
>>12510262
>>12510265
>>12510266
>>12510269
>>12510272
>>12510278
>>12510298
Why is everyone giving less so much shit for this? Crayanon has drawn far worse gore.

>> No.12510317

>>12510314
>cat dicks = futa
You wot

>> No.12510319

http://imgur.com/zVgPI6G

>> No.12510320

>>12510242
>spoiler
My sides!

>> No.12510321

>>12510288

"Husband! Save Anya from tiny hands attacking weak spot!"
"Niet!"
"Tiny people remove hands from Anya's stomach!"

>> No.12510322

>>12510315
Then I'll just have to kill Crayanon as well.

>> No.12510323

>>12510314
A true artist depicts what the muses tell them to, not what they like!

>> No.12510325

>>12510319
>so fast!
Good boy Hound.
>>12510321
I was more thinking Hubby playfully interrogating the naughty little lieutenant.

>> No.12510327

>>12510315
Yeah, exactly the same.

>>12510319
Hound why.

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>>12510317
>Cat dick not futa
Alternative would be monster boys. Is it that time again already?!

>> No.12510330

>>12510315

Because horsepussy a shit

>> No.12510332

>>12510329
Cat Boys are a gift from the gods.

>> No.12510333

>>12510319
Hound please, you aren't a shit, don't become one.

>> No.12510337

>>12510329
>>12510332
Fuck off.

>> No.12510340

>>12510157
>>12510166
I better stock up on french fries to put all this salt over

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And then everyone in /mgt/ realised that they would never be happy again.

The end.

>> No.12510348

>>12510346
I'm still pretty happy actually. This turn of events is not negative to me, AND I have pancakes.

>> No.12510350

>>12510346
What's the moral of the story?

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>>12510319

>> No.12510352

>>12510319
Stop

>> No.12510354

>>12510267
Fund it!

>> No.12510355

>>12510323
No a true artist writes and draws what he wants and doesn't listen to retards and some new age hippie shit about what they should write/draw

>> No.12510356

>>12510346
I learned that a year ago in these threads, had a little hope when we moved here and everything looked good, then bob and less showed up and my hope was destroyed.

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>>12510337
>not liking catboys
I don't know what to tell you.

>> No.12510360

>>12510348
I have my pancakes with lemon juice and a sprinkling of sugar. You've got to know how to get the right balance, but once you do, they're pretty damn tasty.

>>12510350
Never love anything.

>> No.12510362

>>12510354
>fund it
Too bad all the writefags hate space.
>>12510355
>new age hippie shit
The ancient Greeks were new age hippies?

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>>12510319

>> No.12510365

>>12510358
We like monster sonerus here too right?

>> No.12510366

>>12510346
I have learned that I have problems to control my rage when I come to these threads, even if I know that they're doing it on purpose.

>>12510358
>>12510365
See. This is what I mean.

>> No.12510367

>>12510365
We hates it.

>> No.12510369

>>12510360
>lemon juice
I just cover them in strawberry jam and sugar.
>>12510365
I dunno about everything, but Cat Boys at least.

>> No.12510370

>>12510355
The true artist shouldn't give a shit when people point out he has a reputation of being a shitty gurofag a week later, then.

>> No.12510373

>>12510366
Are you kitsune punching Anon?

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>>12510373
>kitsune punching Anon
Sounds like a jerk.

>> No.12510377

>>12510369
See, I'd think that having something sweet like strawberry jam would be enough without the sugar. I guess it'd depend on the jam though.

>> No.12510383

>>12510350
Life fucks you over.

>> No.12510385

>>12510377
>I'd think
Well I learned it in the army where we got pancakes every Thursday and in a desperate attempt to make the most of them coated them in the sweet stuff. I can't get rid of the habit now.

>> No.12510386

>>12510373
>>12510376
You're making him sound like an ass and not telling the whole story. That one kitsune is a smug cunt and has a very punchable face, I'm not saying I'd just out right do it but if she acts like a cunt I'd probably punch her then rape and hopefully mindbreak her, which is probably her goal the whole time.

>> No.12510387

>>12510370
The true artist wouldn't have that problem because he wouldn't draw something that he doesn't like to begin with.

>>12510373
Well I do boxing, does that count?

>> No.12510388

>>12510376
I can't say I don't understand how he feels.
>>12508131

>> No.12510396

>>12510386
>>12510388
>it's okay officer, her face just really made me want to hit her!
Not even in MGC will that fly.

>> No.12510399

>>12510385
Maybe I'll try it out next time I have pancakes. After all, Christmas dinner pizza exists, and that is glorious.
Can't say no to a food until I've tried it. Unless it's that maggot cheese. Fuck that maggot cheese.

>> No.12510404

>>12510399
>maggot cheese
What now?

>> No.12510405

>>12510396
Oh would you shut the fuck up, MGC is a shithole so don't even mention it, secondly if monster girls can rape and nearly kill people then people should be able to rape monster girls, besides nobody would report it or do anything because of how much of a cunt she is.

>> No.12510412

>>12510399
>>12510404
Is that like dick cheese?

>> No.12510414

>>12510405
>MGC allows Monster to rape humans
>derp, that means I, a human boy, can get away with crimes as well!
That's how a lot of people who ended up as dildos for Oni Chain Gangs used to think.
>>12510412
>dick cheese
The correct term is "Elf Cheese".

>> No.12510415

>>12510404
>>12510412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_-JzM-YQg

>> No.12510418

>>12510414
MGC just needs to be nuked, its just shit.

>> No.12510420

>>12510242
Apparently Rusalka enjoy being eaten as much as they enjoy eating.

Does she regenerate after? Has Tarra found the endless, perfect fish course for her Full Course Menu?

>> No.12510421

>>12510376
>Perfect golden brown
>Blue eyes
>Golden blond hair
>Stitched-on ear warmers
>Turtleneck sweater
>Cute coat and hood-thing
>Mittens
>Those tight black trousers I can't remember the name of
>Matching fluffy boots

I want to walk through a snowy park with her.

>>12510404
>>12510412
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

>> No.12510422

>>12510415
I see. I don't think I'll try it either.
>>12510418
>nuking a city on American soil
Liberty Prime is online.

>> No.12510423

>>12510418
Damn right it does

>> No.12510424

>>12510420
Wait what. That's a Rusalka? They doesn't enjoy it. For fuck's sake.

>> No.12510426

>>12510424
>doesn't
don't*

>> No.12510428

>>12510422
Liberty Prime would agree that shithole goes down today.

>> No.12510433

>>12510424
I'm just being facetious. Because maybe it would make sense. If it was a Rusalka it would actually be bareable because it would be the rusalka girl who eats the man she is with.

A Rusalka girl masochist? Regenerating herself?

>> No.12510436

>>12510428
They're not commies though, they're American laissez-faire capitalists. Liberty Prime would protect them with his life.

>> No.12510443

>>12510436
That place is an anarchistic hellhole, and as you know anarchists and communists are the same thing to capitalists. Liberty Prime would give his life to destroy them.

>> No.12510444

>>12510319
I thought you were legal, Hound.

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>>12510444
legal?

>> No.12510448

>>12510370
No .less is still a faggot.
Just people who draw shit for shitters like Bob aren't real artists.

>> No.12510450

>>12510446
It's an expression used in my country. It means that I thought you were a good man.

>> No.12510456

>>12510450
I just found it hilarious.
I dunno if I'll ever finish, HP/HT is first on my list, Okusan redraws, other requests.

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>>12510443
>anarchists and communists are the same thing to capitalists
No. Anarcho-capitalism is the highest culmination of AMERICA. Free enterprise without state intervention, just like Rapture. Liberty Prime would shed tears at the beauty of MGC.
>>12510456
>other requests
The Line-up maybe?

>> No.12510463

>>12510242
God damnit, .less

>> No.12510465

>>12510462
Because Rapture worked out so well. You really don't understand how the US government works do you, they say their all for capitalism and everything but do you really think they are?

>> No.12510466

>>12510462
I've started on Tarra.

>> No.12510467

>>12510465
>taking what I said seriously
I think you need to take a chill pill.

>> No.12510470

>>12510448
I just thought the implication was "It's good because less should draw guro if he wants and not give any fucks about what people think", and sure, for now he "doesn't care" and thinks it's funny. Week later?

>>12500946
>i dont like any of those things
>fuck you
Uh-huh.

>> No.12510476

>>12510466
Good boy Hound.

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>>12510470
>He'd likely draw it with dicks, scat, guro, or something of the such
>I dont like any of those things fuck you
You gotta be kidding me.

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Guys? Is it time for cuddles and comfort?

>> No.12510481

Any decent Jinko stories out there? I know of 3, the chineese weightlifter, the small prostitue and where a jinko ambush her husband in a power outtage. But only the last one was any good imo.
Are Jinkos just not that populare around here?

>> No.12510484

>>12510481
They're well loved by some, but apparently not by writefags.

>> No.12510486

>>12510480
Yes. We need to bring happiness back to the thread.

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>>12510480

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>>12510486
Very good! Here's maximum safety nest.
>>12510488
You don't like Elves?

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>>12510480
Yes. Cuddles.

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>>12510480
Yes pls.

>> No.12510493

>>12510484
Sad, my fave MG by far.
Big fan of the lazy Jinko text

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>>12510462
>The Line-up maybe?
Biased best done too.

>> No.12510497

>>12510481
Spider and the Fly pretty heavily features a jinko.

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>>12510480
Some Elves get comfy without cuddles.
>>12510492
Why is Bacon Tits a Lamia?

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Ara ara~

>> No.12510502

>>12510500
Anyone who thinks spiders aren't useful has been proven wrong. They patrol your house at night, hunting down vermin.

>> No.12510504

>>12510499
>Bacon Tits
Fucking dammit I've seen that picture so many times before and I never realized that.

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>>12510480
warm hugs

>> No.12510508
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>>12510507
suffocating hugs

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>>12510508
Slimy hugs.

>> No.12510510

>>12510502
>They patrol your house at night, preventing mother-daughter threesomes
I need a bigger boot.

>> No.12510511

>>12510510
How about I hit you with a boot?

>> No.12510513
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>>12510509
Three way hugs.

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>>12510510
Boots are for throwing at horny tomcats at two in the morning when they start getting noisy.

>> No.12510515

>>12510511
Take the spider with you when you leave and we have a deal.

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>>12510513
Inter-species hugs.

>> No.12510520

>>12510515
Deal, but I choose where to hit you
You're getting hit in the dick

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12510521

What about a bit of teasing.

>> No.12510522

>>12510491

>TFW Lamia orgy on the one man in the village

Poor bastard, died as he was engulfed in heaven.

>> No.12510525

>>12510480
>cuddle a brown elf

Enjoy you stds

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>>12510521
Teasing?

>> No.12510528
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12510528

Is there a full image gallery of that new RAW chapter of MM or am I doomed to collect tid-bits from here and there?

>> No.12510531

>>12510527
And then there's this faggot.

>> No.12510532

>>12510520
Deal. This is acceptable, especially since you were foolish enough to tell me where you planned to strike. Enjoy your spider I guess, I'll be enjoying my snakes for the next two to three days.

>> No.12510533
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>>12510531
>bondage is bad
Is that what you're saying?

>> No.12510535

>>12510514
>Implying I wouldn't go out there and shut them up with my dick, especially if it was her.

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>>12510528
Tid bits, unless I feel like doing a dump on /a/.

>> No.12510536

>>12510533
Maledom is shit.

>> No.12510538

>>12510536
>Maledom is shit
>Yet femdom is ok
Hypocrite.

>> No.12510539
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>>12510536
You'll never know until you experience it

>> No.12510540

>>12510536
>maledom is shit
So sub girls deserve no love?

>> No.12510541

>>12510537
Oh jesus those spider tits, I need this.

>> No.12510542

>>12510528
In the OP.

>> No.12510544

>>12510536
You're shit.

>> No.12510545

>>12510537
>dat tank top
>dat stomach
Rach my goddess!

>> No.12510555

>>12510539
Posting shit from .less only makes it worse.

>> No.12510559
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>>12510539
Snake binding, eh?
>>12510555
Stop hating on him, he's great.

>> No.12510561

>>12509605
p3

>> No.12510564

>>12510559
He's the worst faggot since bob, we'd be better off with out less and his shitty everything.

>> No.12510565

>>12510559
>Stop hating on him, he's great
Futa, rape, guro, mindbreak, and I don't now what more I don't remember right now.

Yes, anon, he's great if you're a faggot.

>> No.12510569

>>12510564
I thought Alp was the worst faggot since Bob.
>>12510565
And then there's all the good stuff he does that you're ignoring to hate on him.

>> No.12510573

>>12510569
Alp actually understood when people hated him and didn't want him around, less is a piece of shit that either makes himself think that people actually like him or just does shit like this because he likes abusing his power. He has done good stuff, but not enough and his horrible shit far out weighs his good shit.

>> No.12510575

>>12510481
Last one is written by bob. You cant say you like something made by bob because of posting standards

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>>12510565
Got a problem with a little mindbreak?

>> No.12510576

>>12510569
I hate him because he's drawing things that, according to him, he doesn't like. To piss off everyone or who knows why.

But please continue sucking his dick while he do the same with Bob.

>> No.12510579

>>12510573
I disagree with you, because I like Less and his stuff. Now what?
>>12510576
If liking someone means sucking their dick, then fine, I will.

>> No.12510581

>>12510577
Fall-from-Grace?

>> No.12510582

>>12510579
Then you're a faggot who likes an even bigger faggot in my opinion.
>>12510577
mindbreak is only ok if its on a horrible character, like a horrible cunt or some evil bitch. Other than that its a horrible shit fetish.

>> No.12510583

>>12510573
>Abusing his power
The only fag I remember abusing his power is that faggot mod and ELH

What power does Less even have on us? He's pretty cool when he's not drawing futa

>> No.12510584

>>12510559
Is there a coloured version of this image out somewhere?

>> No.12510588

>>12510577
You should have the mindbreak instead of that girl, then maybe you might have better taste.

>>12510579
>If liking someone means sucking their dick, then fine, I will.
Can you defend the first phrase that I posted? No? Ok.

>>12510583
>He's pretty cool when he's not drawing futa
Or guro, or mindbreak, or drawing the next shit for Bob, right?

>> No.12510595

>>12510582
>your taste is different from mine
> THAT MEANS YOU'RE A FAGGOT!
Nice. I bet your momma is really proud of you.
>>12510588
>defend the first phrase
Why would I defend it?

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>>12510518
Centaur hugs.

>> No.12510600

>>12510588
>Or guro, or mindbreak, or drawing the next shit for Bob, right?

Pretty much. But hey, its been a while since he drawn something for bob so that counts for me

>> No.12510604

>>12510595
Defend him with that first phrase*

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>>12510598
Centaur human hugs

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>>12510598
Holstaurus hugs.

>> No.12510611

>>12510604
I'm not going to defend him either, the stuff you're complaining about doesn't make me dislike him.

>> No.12510613
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>>12510608
Bird hugs

>> No.12510615
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>>12510613
Spider hugs.

>> No.12510616

>>12510583
He's the only drawfag we have left.
>>12510595
Nice grasping at straws there faggot. I bet you defend the new shit eating monster girl because 'just because she had different taste doesn't mean she's bad'

>> No.12510621

>>12510616
>grasping at straws
What?

>> No.12510622

>>12510613
I had the strangest dream about Papi last night. First dream about monstergirls I actually remember having.

>> No.12510626

>>12510622
Details?

>> No.12510629

>>12510606
I want to hug her while riding her, hands under her sweaty breasts as she runs, chin on her ear and cheek to cheek

>> No.12510631

>>12510611
>I'm not going to defend him
>Stop hating on him, he's great.

>> No.12510632

>>12510629
>chin on her ear and cheek to cheek
That's not how biology works man.

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>>12510615
Rivalry hugs.
>>12510631
>asks to defend against specific accusation
>I refuse
>herp derp hypocrite
>>12510632
It does if her ears are droopy and hang low.

>> No.12510636

>>12510632
My chin would clearly push her nimble ear down.

>> No.12510644
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12510644

Guys? What's with all the hate and the arguing? This isn't what Moth-chan would want. Do you remember when she was supposed to make a speech at the UN about human-Monster relations?

>> No.12510645

>>12510626
Nothing extraordinary or noteworthy, just mundanely bizarre. The setting was some Comiccon thing. I was in this strange and mostly undefined palce with Suu and Papi, except Suu was orange and Papi had green hair and feathers. Unusual, but I still associated them as those characters.
There was something in there about Papi doing the costume disguise thing with Suu, but it was mostly just a really featureless thing involving talking, walking around, and eating food. Except Suu was feeding it to Papi because she couldn't hold things with her wing-thumb things and kept spilling stuff for Suu to eat from off of her.

If you treat this as the ravings of a madman, I will understand entirely.

>> No.12510654

>>12510539
>>12510538
>>12510540
>>12510544
Eh, I'm not into maledom but when it's something like those P'Orc shorts, where the male takes the lead, I'm ok with it. The problem is when people think that maledom has to lead to mindbreak and things like that.

>> No.12510656
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YO RSANON, I GOT SOME QUESTIONS

I'm a bit confused about something

Did Galen just clip the harpy's wings in Poseidon's cave?

also
I liked the lewd Kraken. You should write some of dat sidestory.

also also
needs more intercourse

>> No.12510659

>>12510654
I never said anything about mindbreak, I posted a Shirohebi in some shibari, that's almost vanilla. Almost.

>> No.12510660

>>12510654
That can be said about femdom as well. Dom is fine, I have no problems with it, but when it turns to sadism, mindbreak, rape, and just generally anything other than taking the lead it becomes shit.

>> No.12510663

>>12510242

Well, you're the drawfag, I guess you can draw whatever you want. If you're into guro, I can deal with that, but can you make a non-gory version where Tarra's just tickling the mermaid's stomach by harmlessly nibbling on it in a cute way instead of actually eating her?

>> No.12510667

>>12510644
That was long ago, in the ages of myth when we still had a chance to redeem ourselves. Those ages have long since passed, all we can hope for now is to keep our heads down and that nothing else will happen, that we will stay fighting each other as we have been, and if not, the best we can hope for is a painless and quiet death.

>> No.12510668

>>12510659
I don't know. I'm not the guy you quoted. I'm just giving my opinion.

>>12510660
Except for reverse rape, which I'm ok with it, I don't like sadism or mindbreak on males neither.

>> No.12510670

>>12510450

Brasileiros invadindo meu /mgg/?

>> No.12510671
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I'm just going to throw it out there, but Pharaoh would be so much more likeable if KC wrote so that, instead of being a Mary Sue who can make anybody do what she wanted, she was proficient in sun magic.

Speaking of, Pharaoh in a JoJo outfit when?

>> No.12510673

>>12510644
She looks so cushy. I want to sit on her caterpillar half and hug her from behind while playing with those little feeler-things coming out of her head.

>> No.12510675

>>12510671
Pharaoh would be more likeable if she wasn't a brown piece of shit zombie, actually.

>> No.12510677
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12510677

I can't enjoy maledom at all since I'm way to much of a sub to actually insert myself as the guy.

>> No.12510680

>>12510675
>hating on delicious brown
Shit Taste Analyzed.

>> No.12510682

>>12510673
That would make her heart flutter.
>>12510677
>can't enjoy maledom
Try reading Nana to Kaoru.

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>>12510677
This.

I can enjoy varying degrees of femdom, even to the point where it's simple passionate lovemaking, but Maledom isn't my thing.

I really hope Normalfags don't try to get rid of the Femdom aspect.

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>>12510542

Oh, thanks, I completely missed that, but unfortunately, I can not open the download file (something wrong with Javascript I guess). Could somebody post it to mediafire?

>> No.12510693

>>12510670
I'm from Europe.

>>12510677
I can't enjoy maledom since I'm too white knight for it. I don't even think I would be able to do shibari with her if she wanted me to.

>>12510686
>I really hope Normalfags don't try to get rid of the Femdom aspect
We're fucked at this point.

>> No.12510694

>>12510671
She could awaken my master if you know what I mean

>> No.12510698

>>12510693
>Can't enjoy maledom since I'm too white knight
Jesus christ you faggot.

>> No.12510699

>>12510693
>too white knight
What does that even mean in this context?

>> No.12510701

>>12510699
Pretty sure it means he doesn't like hurting women. Or entertaining the idea. Or even minorly inconveniencing them. A doormat of the ultimate kind.

>> No.12510703

>>12510699
I guess he just isn't comfortable with exerting his will over a girl in the way that maledom implies.

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>>12510701
>maledom
>hurting women
Am I surrounded by plebs who don't even know that... no, fuck it, I'm not in the mood for this shit.
Dragon hugs.

>> No.12510713

>>12508427
Requester here, it's excellent.

>> No.12510715
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>Femdom
>Maledom

>> No.12510717

>>12510708
>who don't even know that...
You're on a SFW board and not /d/, of course you are.

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>>12510717
I guess so. But I thought /mgg/ was all about cuddledom.

>> No.12510722

>>12508447
It's possible to become a Skellington Lich Incubus in the MGE, isn't it?

>> No.12510723

>>12510703
Pretty much, yes. I blame my education and the fact that I'm a big guy (no pun intended) so I don't really see the appeal. It can't be helped.

>> No.12510724

>>12510722
Yes, but you have to sing Spooky Scary Skeleton every 24 hours.

>> No.12510728

>>12510715
Mah nigga

>> No.12510729

>>12510723
>A big guy
>Who is a sub
Jesus you're just a contradiction the likes of which starburst can't match.

>> No.12510730

>>12510671

"You, a mere human dare to look upon my form? I am the Morning Sun and the Evening Moon. My will spans across the great sky above."

"But, as a just ruler I cannot simply kill you. No, I will allow you to genuflect, or face punishment for your impiety."

"Oh...? Are those puncture wounds on your neck? I see... [She] sent you. Very well, very well. Raise your eyes, young one, and bask in my radiance. This shall be over quickly."

"Your punishment is decided. If you are to consort with the darkness of [that] woman. Then you shall see nothing but darkness. Blinded by the Sun I leave you to wallow in your own impiety and heresy. Now, Guards. Take this pathetic fool out of my sight."

God-Empress a shit

>> No.12510734

>>12510723
>I blame my education
What kind of education is that?

>> No.12510737

>>12510729

>A big guy
>Who is a sub for you

http://i.imgur.com/pPVnk7D.jpg

>> No.12510739

>>12510730
That's all wrong, she'd throw him into the Khepri Pit instead.

>> No.12510743

>>12509162
I'm not sure if this has been brought up before, but how do her feet work?

>> No.12510744

>>12510743
Wonderland logic.

>> No.12510745

>>12510739

Take it or leave it.

I didn't write that little scenario for you, faggot.

>> No.12510748

What monster girl would most likely be into anal?

>> No.12510750

>>12510745
>being this butthurt over a joke
You really need to take some time off the internet buddy.

>> No.12510753

>>12510750

Or you could at least throw him into something like a Shirohebi Pit.

Khepri Pit is reserved for people like Bob.

Faggot

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>>12510748
Anubutt.

>> No.12510756

>>12510748
Depends on the girls personality.
Bigger girls would likely be open to it if you were smaller.

>> No.12510757

>>12510748

Anubutt

>> No.12510758

>>12510753
>Shirohebi
>in the desert
That doesn't even make any sense.
>Faggot
Off the internet and remember to do your homework.

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>>12510644

>Got yourself a shy mothgirl.
>To embarrassed to hold hands in public.
>Have to make do with her pinky while her eyes nervously shift around.
>It takes ages before she is brave enough to cuddle.
>One faithful night she slowly stands up, while you watch television.
>Oh boy, her it comes.
>She places herself between your lap, her knuckles white from anxiety, press against her knees.
>As her face becomes beet red, you gently pat her head.
"TSICH"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyufhtO7VU
>wtf
>Start gently rubbing her.
"TSICH TSICH TSICH"
>Spent rest of the evening touching her head.
>Completely memorized with her cute squeels.

>> No.12510760

>>12510242
I HATE IT

>> No.12510761

>>12510758

>Caring about worldbuilding or consistency
>In a community of people who put shit like Anubis in a modern day setting with no reasoning

Please, don't make me laugh.

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>>12510759
>dem abs
Moth-chan takes care of herself. But why must the NSFW version be the one with most effort put into it? Why not her sundress?

>> No.12510765

>>12510760
You'll hate it even more when it gets colored.

>> No.12510766

>>12510729
I know, right? I actually prefer being an equal, but I like femdom too.

>>12510734
One where you must never raise your hand against a woman because a real man don't do that. Now take that a bit more to the extreme. More or less. I don't really now how to explain it in english.

>> No.12510769

>>12510766
You do realize there are reasons to hit women right?

>> No.12510770

>>12510730
Jokes on her I brought sunglasses

>> No.12510771

>>12510242
It's funny. sorta.

If you claim to dislike guro, why do you keep drawing it? and in such detail!

>> No.12510774

>>12510766
>not being violent towards women somehow results in the inability to engage in consensual roleplaying
I want to understand you. Take your time. And read Nana to Kaoru.

>> No.12510775

>>12510771
bullying.

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>>12510723
>I'm a big guy

>> No.12510780

>>12508447
I wanted Death to be a Luchadore
just saying.

>> No.12510782

>>12510758
Anon, it was obvious who you were dealing with when he said that Pharaoh was a shit.

>> No.12510783

>>12508510
>>12508514
I want to see Teddy Roosevelt riding a moosegirl

>> No.12510786

>>12510782
But would Grapesnake stoop so low as to call people faggots like a 12-year old? Of course she would.

>> No.12510787

>>12510766

>One where you must never raise your hand against a woman because a real man don't do that

I will if she tries to attack me with a kitchen knife. You're starting to sound like a SJW, please don't do that. Not in /mgg/.

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>>12510782
>>12510786

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>>12510788
Yes. Praise the Sun as she wan-wans the night into submission!

>> No.12510795

>>12510790
Amaterasu is best god

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>>12510787
>You're starting to sound like a SJW
I will stop then. I don't really want that when I'm the first that hates them. Sorry for the blogshit.

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>>12510798
But we still didn't get to the bottom of your problem with tender loving maledom! How will you handle submissive girls? A Holstaurus wants you to take charge, do you turn her down? Do you?
>Moo?

>> No.12510803

>>12510786

>Implying a Khepri Pit was even a joke instead of somebody acting like their headcanon was better than the other person's

You have shittier taste than Inari.

>> No.12510804

>>12510798

It's cool, I don't have anything against your fetishes, bro. I'm just a bit concerned about the whole equality thing, feminism and all that shit.

>> No.12510805

>>12510480
I could use a Holstaurus lap pillow right now. Or tit pillow. I'm not picky.

>> No.12510806

>>12510801
You rope her, ring her, and maybe brand her.

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>>12510766
>>12510798
Let me guess: Southern conservative raised in a strongly religious household? If so I know that feel. At least it wasn't some libtard Northerners who supported degeneracy.

>>12510801
But if someone wasn't into Maledom but femdom, why would they go for a Cowgirl? I'd say said person would much rather a Dragon Girl, someone who can take care of them and take charge.

>> No.12510808

>>12510803
Well I meant it as a joke but I guess you know better than I do. What's wrong with Inari though?

>> No.12510812

>>12510803
If you don't want your headcannon criticized, keep it in your head.
Problem solved

>> No.12510814

>>12510806
>brand
That's not tender and loving anymore, that's just awful.

>> No.12510816

>>12510801
Delicious Cow Tits.
>>12510805
You have no idea how much I want this every single day.
>>12510807
I just don't understand how liberals can be so retarded, it just baffles me.

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>>12510755
>>12510757
Men of refined tastes

>> No.12510824
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12510824

Typed this up for shits and giggles:

Gnoll
Hyena family
Beastman type

Habitat....... Savannas, grasslands, woodlands, subdeserts
Disposition... Violent, dominating, playful, predatory, maternal
Diet.......... Omnivore, preferred meat eaters, but will also eat plants like canines

A beastman type monster, Gnolls are one of the more infamous monsters of history. Forming warbands and selling themselves out as mercenaries to goblinoid and ogre armies, they have a long history of violence and have a tradition of military skill to rival the Lizardman and Salamander breeds. They gather together in large roving clans, setting up temporary villages that can be moved quickly. Before the change, they were known to attack human villages for food and spoils, but now attack primarily for human men. A pack of ravening Gnolls can be dangerous even to a well defended village. They will often pluck away the most skilled guardsmen and warriors of the village for their mates and playthings, cackling all the while.

They possess a violent and dangerous personalities, loving combat and sport, as well as a pention for sadism and masochism. Its not uncommon to see a Gnoll heavily pierced with metal and bone adornments in her big, fluffy ears or on her nipples or through her tongue. They are joyous in combat, uttering the famed hyena-like cackle that their race is famous for. The love strong men, and will disdain weaklings as not worth their time. But if a man puts up a fierce combative challenge to them, or even wounds them, they can get very excited and use their superior strength to capture and immobilize that man.

>> No.12510827
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>>12510801

But what if I want her to dote on me like a mother would to her child?

>> No.12510828

>>12510824
Gnolls mate both for life and for love, expecting their captured husbands to be both loving and intimate with them in turn. However, their unique trait makes them both very exotic and possibily unappealing for some men. Like the Hyena their race resembles, they do not possess a normal vagina. Instead their labia has fused over the vagina, and their clitoris has extended to form a very penis-like organ. These pseudo-penises are, however, not penises.

They are elongated clitorises that can be stretched and penetrated, and grow hard when the Gnoll is aroused. The passage down the center of them leads to their vagina, and the pseudopenis can stretch quite considerably. They are pliable, and leak lubricating fluid from their tip. This often leads Gnolls to be considered shemales or futanari, yet they are not. Fully female, they use this pseudopenis to lovingly hug their partner's member. Forcing it down over their mate's cock and holding them fiercely into the very entrance of their vagina. This tunnel grips and hugs tight, squeezing and massaging, especially when stroked from the outside. Forced up and down, it causes friction and intense pleasure, until their lover orgasms deep inside their pseudopenis and the semen is drawn up into their vaginal passage and waiting womb. They can also use their pseudopenises to penetrate a man if they wish, and often love to have their man suck and tongue their pseudopenises just as much as any woman would enjoy oral sex.

>> No.12510829

>People arguing about maledom
>Only ELH had anything to say about the latest Vengeance update

Guess people are waiting on the next update and the poll.

>> No.12510832

>>12510824
>Forming warbands and selling themselves out as mercenaries to goblinoid and ogre armies, they have a long history of violence and have a tradition of military skill to rival the Lizardman and Salamander breeds
Forest was merely setback!

>> No.12510834

>>12510814
Ok, maybe just a few good spanks

>> No.12510836

>>12510828
>>12510824

>More pseudopenis

It's shit.

>> No.12510837

>>12510828
Gnolls also give birth through these strange oriface, stretching them out completely. While they can contract to their normal shape, they take a look as a extra set of labial lips until that time, allowing their men to have sex entirely with their pussy. The depths are rich and tight and incredible, and feel even better then the pseudopenises do because their insides have shaped to fit their lover's cock. So after birth, for a short time, the sex with a Gnoll is so much better then normal, until their pseudopenises return to their normal shape. Then their mate must make them pregnant again to feel that kind of pleasure once more. It encourages their lovers to impregnate them so they can once more feel the exquisite pleasure of their pussy directly.

Gnolls are surprisingly loving and maternal creatures, loving large families. Unmated Gnolls are known to adopt, or abduct, young orphan boys they find and raise them as their own. Both as their future husband and their child.

>> No.12510838

>>12510827
Then you can take turns. Nothing wrong with switching. Hell, I voted for that in the blogspot's poll.

>> No.12510840

All this discussion over femdom vs maledom.

I feel more comfortable with femdom or equal lovemaking, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to push my werewolfu's head into the pillow, with her ass in the air for me to plow into with abandon.
And then maybe throat-fucking her while she wears a leash, forcing her to deepthroat right until I shoot my load down her oesophagus.
And then holding her big meaty paws up against the bed while I bite at her neck to show her who the boss is, tugging the base of her tail with my thumb and forefinger to hear her yelp.
And then denying her orgasm to the point where she has to beg on her knees with her tongue out, whining until I give in and we fuck each other silly...

Y'know what? I think it's all good.

>> No.12510841

>>12510828
>>12510824

Don't female hyenas have pseudo-dicks? Not that that bothers me.

>> No.12510842

>>12510841
Exactly. Keep reading.

>> No.12510845

>>12510840
>femdom vs maledom
I don't think we really have that, it's just that there's a few people here who don't like maledom at all, and I'm trying to get those people. Nobody is arguing AGAINST femdom.

>> No.12510846

>>12510841
>Hey baby, wanna see who's bigger?

>> No.12510848
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>>12510828
>Pseudopenises
BOB YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU CAUSED THIS

>> No.12510849

>>12510846
>Hey baby, want to put your cock in my pseudopenis?

>> No.12510850

>>12510824
>>12510828
>>12510837

>All this implying that their culture wouldn't feature female circumcision very heavily.

Next you'll say that weresheep children don't have their tails docked.

>> No.12510852

>>12510845
I'm one of those few people, what's not to get?

>> No.12510853

>>12510841
>>12510846
>>12510849
Literally homosexual.

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>>12510848

I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. It's not futa. It's not futa.

>> No.12510856

>>12510829
I loved it. A retarded cat deservedly had her shit kicked in.

>> No.12510857

>>12510828
>Pseudopenises
It's shit.

>> No.12510858

>>12510845
Yeah, no, you're right, I just felt that it was a bit of "I love this, but can't get into this" situation going on.

>> No.12510859
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12510859

>>12510850
>>12510848

nah

cry more

>> No.12510860

>>12510848
I thought it was Mother Earth who started this when she evolved the Spotted Hyena.
>>12510850
>female circumcision
I'm all for tolerance but any culture that actively practices this should be genocided ASAP-
>>12510852
I don't understand why you'd be against it.

>> No.12510863

>>12510850
Uhh. Female circumcision makes it so women can't experience orgasm. Ever. Again.

Its not like male circumcision. The removal of the clit and the sewing together of the labia causes intense trauma. Especially for later in life when they are expected to have children. It can lead to some terrible infections because the urine is running out of the only opening in the sewn shut labia, not directly out of the urethra.

It literally makes it so women can't experience real pleasure ever again.

So fuck you.

>> No.12510865
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12510865

I feel kind of bad for re posting my story (even more because it was my first and still written pretty badly).

But with all this talk about maledom it seemed appropriate. I think it is one of the few maledom story's.

http://pastebin.com/5w06VqYp

>> No.12510864

>>12510845

>Not liking maledom

Unless it's a P'Orc or something similarly cute when in a switch, like Medusa I prefer femdom.

>Medusa getting all flustered as you massage her scalp, telling you she doesn't enjoy it at all and that it feels weird
>One of her hair pythons just *plops* onto your wrist and flicks its tongue at you, others tickling you with their tongues
>"But the girls seem to enjoy it"
>"W-who cares what they think! They're just my hair!"
>"Well, legend has it a Medusa's hair reflects what she's really feeling. Could it be that you're actually enjooooying this?"
>"I-idiot! Of course not!"

>> No.12510867

>>12510837
>>12510828
>>12510824
Well, it's spot on with the actual nature of the Hyena, but it's going to get a lot of flak for the "pseudo penis" part, even though that's a legitimate thing that Hyenas have
8/10, anon. A for effort.

>> No.12510868

>>12510860
>I'm all for tolerance but any culture that actively practices this should be genocided ASAP-
>>12510863
Agreed. Completely eradicated.

>> No.12510870

>>12510853

>a girl grinding her clit against your dick is gay

okay then

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12510871

>>12510860
>I'm all for tolerance but any culture that actively practices this should be genocided ASAP-

>> No.12510872

>>12510867
Thank you! I mean, it makes sense. Gnolls = Hyena people. Monstergirl Gnolls = Female Hyena.

And female spotted hyena have pseudopenises.

>> No.12510874

>>12510870
Liking a dick is gay.

>> No.12510875

>>12510860
>I don't understand why you'd be against it.
It's just not my thing, I can't get into it. Though I can get really into bad end/degradation stuff, don't even know why as I couldn't really imagine doing maledom stuff without feeling guilty. I also much prefer Femdom since I was abused most of my childhood and am terribly confident and indecisive, so someone taking charge and telling me what to do and making use of me is appealing.

>> No.12510876

Welp seems we have a new species that needs to be purged along with mushroomshit, shiteaters, what else am I forgetting?

>> No.12510878

>>12510874
But I like mine.

>> No.12510879
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>>12510874

even if it's a girl's dick?

>> No.12510880

>>12510863
>>12510863

That's in normal human women. Since the psuedopenis goes all beef curtains after birth anyway, it would be traditional to remove it, allowing a husband to have that ultimate pleasure all the time.

Since the practice would make them more popular among human men, it would be a widely practiced cultural standard. Only the filthiest uncivilized gnolls would have a psuedopenis.

>> No.12510881

>>12510875
I can totally get behind what you said about femdom, but
>feeling guilty
THIS is the issue here, why would you feel guilty? About what?
>>12510876
Beelzebub?

>> No.12510882

>>12510870
Its even more fun. A girl hugging her clit entirely around your dick and moaning in excitement and pleasure as the tip of your dick dips into her vagina with every stroke.

And you got to keep them pregnant and birthing else you'll never experience the joy of fucking their vagina directly ever again.

>>12510874
But it isn't a dick. Its a clit.

Did you know all Dicks were once Clits? Its true. All fetuses start out female. Its only at a certain point that the hormone trigger causes the testies and other organs for form, like the prostate, and the clitoris is elongated into a penis.

So next time you are giving a girl oral sex and suckle and lick her clit... know you're really just giving her a blowjob.

>> No.12510884

>>12510801
Can't we just be equals?

>>12510876
Ropers and parasite slimes.

>> No.12510887

>>12510872
It makes sense. I honestly can't get mad or upset since that's just nature No making up stuff to get people mad, it's actually a legitimate thing
Good job, Anon. You're going to get a lot of flak, but at least you went through the time and effort of studying Hyena's and such

Though, you kind of destroyed the thread.

>> No.12510889

>>12510879
If it's HER dick specifically? Call me Deepthroat.
>>12510884
If you want her to have an unsatisfying sex life for your own convenience like a typical 3DPD slut, then sure.

>> No.12510891

>>12510880
It would cause the same effect. The clitoris has a majority of the sensory receptors in the entire vagina. Without it, or without most of it, it would remove their ability to have pleasure.

>> No.12510892

>>12510879
especially if it's a girl's

>> No.12510893

>>12510881
I just don't like bothering and disappointing people. I understand consensual shit, but if I tried to be rough and thought I'd hurt her, I'd probably just go "Oh God I'm sorry" several times and kill the mood.

>> No.12510895

>>12510879
Doesn't matter what its attached to, liking dick is gay.
>>12510881
>>12510884
Oh yeah, those are shit too.
>>12510889
Faggot.

>> No.12510896

>>12510887
Eh, not the first time I've posted about them. Wait until I write a story about a curvy grown Gnoll adopting a sweet young orphan boy and raising him to be her clitlicker and clitfiller

>> No.12510897

>>12510891

Read this entry again >>12510837

If we're playing by those rules. It only makes sense.

>> No.12510900

>>12510889
>Implying 2D vanilla sex is bad

>> No.12510901

>>12510897
I wrote that entry, and male pleasure would be important, but so would their own.

>> No.12510902

>>12510893
This is the third time in this thread I recommend reading Nana to Kaoru. Tender loving maledom and all the insecurities that could possibly relate to it.
>>12510896
How soon might we expect such a story?

>> No.12510903
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12510903

Does /mgg/ like mono-eyed things?

>> No.12510906

>>12510896
You're on a bob or less level of not understanding when people really don't want you to do anything. Alp was a faggot but at least he got that people didn't like him and was decent enough to stop.

>> No.12510908

>>12510902
I just wrote my Rachnera/Darling story and currently working on finishing that. So we'll see. Its on The List. Nana to Kaoru inspired, in fact. But Rachnera is a much better dominant then Kauru.

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12510909

>>12510903
I'd bully Hitomi with a wedding ring

>> No.12510912

>>12510900
>implying vanilla sex will ever fully satisfy someone with non-vanilla tendencies
It's like you don't know what you're talking about.
>>12510906
I want him to do something.
>>12510908
But is she better than Sarashina?

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>>12510909

>> No.12510918

>>12510816
I think I want at least two Holstaurus maids just for that purpose. Also to practice my Rope Bondage with Rachne

>> No.12510919
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>>12510903
Yes

>> No.12510920

>>12510909

>Bully Hitomi with a wedding ring
>Not just asking her if her greatest enemy is depth perception
>Not telling her her dad is certainly un-bearable
>Not telling her she needs to keep those headlights dimmed

Do you even bully Cyclopses.

>> No.12510922

>>12510912
Possibly. She is an Arachne afterall. And has been learning and fantasizing about this for years... and practicing on girls like the little loli imp.
>>12510897
Also note that entry, their insides change like Manticore insides. Those only change after they've wrapped you inside their tailhole for a while and fallen in love with you.

It wouldn't happen if you cut off a female gnoll's pseudopenis.

So no. You should feel bad.

>> No.12510924

>>12510920
Charon, go ferry some souls

>> No.12510925
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>>12510920
No bully.

>> No.12510926

>>12510912
>Holstaurus
>Anything but vanilla
You're the one who doesn't know what their talking about. Also you're probably the only one who wants him to do something.
>>12510918
There was a guy a few weeks, maybe a month or two, ago that said if all animals became monsters he'd end up with like 80+ Holstaurus, I know I'd die but I would take that challenge head on.

>> No.12510929

>>12510828
You make it sound like an onahole
I'm not sure how to feel about that.

>> No.12510930

>>12510824
Anyone got the sexy brown colored version of this picture yet by the way? I forgot to save it.

>> No.12510931

>>12510922
>possibly
That's bullshit, but I believe it.
>>12510924
People don't even have souls anymore, technology killed them off.
>>12510926
>the only one
Still more than what Alp had.

>> No.12510933

>>12510931
Alp had several people who wanted his stuff, but way more people who didn't.

>> No.12510934

>>12510920
I bully her into a fun marriage.

With butt stuff.

>> No.12510936
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12510936

>>12510903
You fucking know it man.

>> No.12510937

>>12509760

I was wondering when somebody would reference this doujinshi. It's just about the cutest one I've ever read.

>> No.12510938

the only monster girl that should be bullied is a pharaoh

bully one until she cries

>> No.12510939

>>12510929
It basically is. You should see what they look like and how they work. And how they expand when normal hyenas give birth through them.

Sadly any drawn pictures you find of them are going to very furry, because no one has drawn a monster-girl gnoll except the one in my post. I have seen a few.

>>12510931
I'd rank her on a level with the black hair dominatrix from Sunstone.

>> No.12510940

>>12510938
Grapesnake, go to bed

>> No.12510941

>>12510926
>Also you're probably the only one who wants him to do something.

I'm a particularly big fan of his work.

>> No.12510942

>>12510924
>>12510925

>Not bullying Hitomi with techniques such as EAGLE TALONS GRASP TWIN MOUNTAINS
>SALMON SWIMS UP CANYON RIVER
>GORILLA PLAYS PLUSH BONGOS
>Not waiting for her to cry, thinking you really hate her
>Not making her all hot and flustered by going up behind her, hugging her waist and whispering
I've always had my eye on you.

>> No.12510943

>>12510933
>several people
There were more than a few who liked the idea of Wurm Wrangler but I think everyone would've preferred it if it had been someone else's idea.
>>12510939
>Sunstone
Oh hell yes. E-excuse me for a bit.

>> No.12510944

>>12510939
http://fchan.us/src/h_1365809706562.sabretoothedermine_charsheet_moxie.jpg

Furries, man. Furries.

>> No.12510950

>>12510859
>Using a picture of my waifu
>To support your treachery
I will not stand for this injustice

>> No.12510952
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12510952

>>12510925
Can Gundam bully Cyclops?

>> No.12510954

>>12510901

>Competition is always heavy for men in monstergirl settings
>A society built around that not taking every advantage to get a mate

Simply the fact that the circumcised ones would be more successful at acquiring and pleasing their husbands would insure it becoming a popular practice. Monsters don't care.

>>12510922
>Not cutting it off after she gives birth the first time when its all stretched out
>Not pleasing her husband with her pussy every night for the rest of her life
>Not being a sign of a successful marriage in their culture when the woman loses it

The really funny part of all you people pushing the psuedopenis in the first place is that only one hyena species has that trait. And it's not even one of the two true species of Hyaena.

It's always something.

>> No.12510960

>>12510954
>Ritual mutilation of the most sensitive part of your body.

You don't understand. Cutting off a clitoris, even a psuedopenis clitoris, would be like cutting off your the tip of your dick. Sure, you could feel marginally good with the rest of it after it heals, but you could never, ever, have a proper orgasm ever again.

Stop advocating ritual mutilation and horrible arab and african practices.

>> No.12510963

>>12510242

You're free to draw what you like, of course, but... if you plan on doing stuff more hardcore than this in the future, you mind spoilering it?

I don't have anything against you, personally, but it'd be considerate.

>> No.12510968

>>12510926
I couldn't handle that many. I'd only want a couple to play with and give something for her to play with while I was away.

Also I would like to request a picture of Polt wearing a mining hat (with headlamp) and wielding a pickaxe. Bonus points if you include the phrase "You no take Candle!" The idea just popped into my head and I think it would be adorable.

>> No.12510969

>>12510968
Ohgod. My heart.

>> No.12510971

>>12510960

>African monstergirl
>African ritual practices

Sounds extra appropriate to me.

Nice job explaining how the sex is so super awesome when it's hanging off like a worn out gymsock and the man isn't even touching it during intercourse but then not when it's gone by the way. You're fault for writing it that way. Just follows to the logical conclusion.

>> No.12510972

>>12510968
Is Polt the cuddliest monstergirl?

>> No.12510974

>>12510972
No. Cuddlebug pictured here>>12510644

>> No.12510975

>>12510971
Your logic is there but its terrible, horrible logic.

>> No.12510977

>>12510972
She's definitely the furriest, but I still want her.

>> No.12510978

>>12510969
That was my exact reaction when I first thought of it.

>>12510972
If she isn't the cuddliest, I think she is definitely up there, right after Fluff elemental.

>> No.12510979

>>12510978
>Fluff elemental

WHAT

>> No.12510981

>>12510979
Cousin It from the Addams Family.

>> No.12510982

>>12510979
I just made it up.
Take all the shed hair from the fluffiest monster girls, then give it a humanoid shape.

BOOM!

Fluff elemental

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>>12510979

>> No.12510984

>>12510968
Either I would become a god or I would die in the most blissful way possible. If I become a god no doubt either one of the Holstaurus would become a Hathor or a Hathor would show up and become my bride. I don't care how low the chances are I will take the risk.

>> No.12510986

>>12510972
I wonder if she'd pant.

>> No.12510987

>>12510984
think about all the Holst daughters.
All that milk. All that health

>> No.12510988

>>12510987
On the plus side: you never have to buy milk ever again

>> No.12510989

>>12510982
You made me think this was actually a thing, and now I still want it even more than before.

>>12510983
This is also good. What would she do if I rolled her onto the bed like that?

>> No.12510990

>>12510988
ever again
I don't even drink Milk. but i would start again.

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12510991

>>12510982
It wouldn't be comprised entirely of hair, would it?

>> No.12510994

>>12510537
Can someone please dump it
All these out of order pages are screwing with me

>> No.12510995
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12510995

can we have a horseshoe crab girl?

>> No.12510997

>>12510990
Remember to drink lots of milk, Anons, so you can strengthen your bones and get big and strong
And maybe survive more than a day in the bedroom, depending on who's your waifu

>> No.12510999

>>12510995

>Cut her
>She bleeds blue

They really are impressive creatures and have been around practically forever. One of those last remaining pieces of the starship troopers horror show that the ocean used to be during the Cambrian explosion.

>> No.12511001

>>12510999
Why would you cut a monster girl!?

>> No.12511002

>>12511001
Some anons are so edgy being around them causes bleeding.

>> No.12511003

>>12510984
If there is a pantheon that has Lizard girls, healthy Holstaurus, and Spiders...I just might have found my religion.

>>12510991
It could be like Cousin It as a previous anon said. Maybe it's held together by static electricity?

Another variation would be hair over some kind of vaguely humanoid frame. Like a golem or something.

>> No.12511006

>>12511001
Accidentally, like by dropping a knife or something

>> No.12511008

>>12511001
With your dick, obviously. Gotta cut that hymen in order to tenderly give her her first time.

>> No.12511010

>>12511002
Spontaneous lacerations?
>>12511003
Fluffy Elemental needs to be drawn, so our mortal minds can more easily comprehend it.

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>>12511003
Nigga, it's a Fluff Golem.

>> No.12511012

>>12511008
Hymens aren't cut, not even by needle dicks.

>> No.12511013

>>12510995
a drawfag should get on this

>> No.12511015

>>12511011
Holy fuck, the Dumpire is right!

>> No.12511016

>>12510994
Give me a bit and I will.

>> No.12511019

>>12511011
I like it. Maybe with fluffy pink bows for lulz and a face that you can customize with various emoticons perhaps?

>> No.12511020

>>12511019
>lulz
>emoticons
Nah.

>> No.12511021

>>12511020
Fair enough. Some people are into that. Just thought I would put the option out there.

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>>12511019
Anime hasn't even come out yet and the cancer has arrived

>> No.12511026

>>12511023
Were you even around for the latest MM dump?

Yeesh, /a/ is being overrun by secondaries.

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>>12511026
Actually I haven't been on /a/ since they kicked the /mg/ threads out. How bad has it grown?

>> No.12511029

>>12511001
For science.

>> No.12511031

>>12511001
Why wouldn't you?

>> No.12511038

>>12511028
Legit Naruto and rec threads have simply increased in number. Less and less people are typing correctly, but that's basically it.

>> No.12511042

>>12511038
Ohh god. The #GG shit really did damage us.

>> No.12511044

When will we get monster girl video games

>a monster girl CoD/BF-like with different species' with different traits
>centaurs used as vehicles
>onis sprinting into tanks and knocking them over
>nagas slithering around bases and silently eliminating the defenses

>> No.12511045

>>12511042
How new/insular are you? Naruto threads were a common site long before Five Guys.

>> No.12511047

>>12511044
12beast dragons crown style

>> No.12511048

>>12511044
No

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12511049

>>12511044
>CoD/BF-like

>> No.12511051

>>12511044
I want my Dragon/Lamia/Harpy/Arachne/Moth Tamagotchi.

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12511052

>>12511044
>>a monster girl CoD/BF-like

>> No.12511055

>>12511044
I'd rather have an isometric RPG in the vein of Final Fantasy Tactics. Different monstergirl species have access to different job pools, and they all have their own innate powers too, like terrain traversal, element nullification, ally buffing, etc.

>> No.12511056

>>12511047
Hopefully vanillaware's next game will playable monster girls that aren't dlc whenever it happens

>> No.12511057

>>12511044
I always wanted something like TF2, where species traits actually mean something, along with some decent humor.

What species would work for the nine class system, though?

>> No.12511058

>>12511044
>CoD/BF
I'd rather a fighter

>> No.12511060

>>12510987
I would spread the love across all lands. Soon all will know the gloriousness of the healthy empire.

>> No.12511063

>>12511060
You could sell all that milk and make a fortune

>> No.12511064

>>12511044
I would rather have a MG version of Team Fortress 2 than either of those games.

>> No.12511068

>>12511057

Lamia, Harpy, Centaur, Succubus, Arachne, Lizardgirl, slime, oni, human.

>> No.12511069

>>12511063
Those are our main exports, milk and healthy wives. With all the farms we'd have we would also export tons of food. I really shouldn't be given power because I'd try to take over the world eventually. But its ok if everybody gets a nice healthy wife and family right?

>> No.12511072

>>12511057
Heavy - Minotaur, Ushi Oni
Scout - Catgirl
Spy - Chameleon girl, Mantis, Slimegirl
Soldier - Dullahan, Succubus, Vampire
Pyro - Dragon (duh)
Medic - Holstaurus, Weresheep
Sniper - Cyclops
Engineer - Wurm
Demoman - Wurm after trying to build something

>> No.12511075

>>12511068
Human is Medic type.
Instead of Medi Gun, he has Medick Gun.

>> No.12511076

>>12511058
Mugen is an option, but good luck finding someone who'd program a ton of MGs for it

>> No.12511077

>>12511069
If you give me a holstaurus waifu I support you.

>> No.12511080

>>12511069
If you're giving away healthy Holstaurus waifu's, you've got my vote

>> No.12511082
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>>12511044
There's one game on the 3DS eShop I bought called Demon King Box.

On one hand it has tons of Monster Girls and nudity, but on the other the localization is terrible and you can barely understand what the characters are saying.

But still, it has a scene where you sneak up on the Slime Queen in a Hot Spring and discover she uses Slimes as fake breasts, and it even has an animation for it, so there's that.

>TFW bought a game just because it had Monster Girls in it

>> No.12511084

>>12511077
>>12511080
Anons please. I guess I could take over the planet if you really want me to. It'd be better than having multiple governments that constantly fight even though were all the same freaking species.

>> No.12511087

>>12511084
Go for it. You only need one thing to conquer the world.

Ushi-Onis. A lof of them.

>> No.12511088

>>12511055
>ally buffing
For one moment I read that as ally bullying

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>>12511084

You'll have to beat me too it.

>> No.12511093

>>12511087
that doesn't sound like one thing, just lots of one type of thing

>> No.12511095

>>12511044
IRC was talking about a game. It would be a very small and shitty one, but a mg game nonetheless.

>> No.12511096

>>12511082
I would do the same thing anon. You aren't alone.

>> No.12511097

>>12511072
HA HA HA RAPE SOME MORE!

>> No.12511099

>>12511072
Salamander would also be a good candidate for the Pyro class.

>Engineer MG
Are there any species of Monster Girl that are mechanically inclined?

>> No.12511101

>>12511087
I'm sure that if I was creating a world where everybody was equal and the government didn't suck I would get lots of support from humans and monsters alike, and with all soldiers getting a Holstaurus milk boost before every battle our armed forces should be strong.
>>12511090
I've already started, its already happening, you can't stop it.

>> No.12511104

>>12511093
Well it's not like you can't GET lots of that one type of thing just starting with one thing. I mean, all you need to do is set up some kind of dirty ushi one bomb: strap some explosives to it, drop it in the middle of some feminist group beeting and them BOOM, your army has started. Or I guess you could just run around with a squirt gun full of ushi oni blood or something.

>> No.12511106

>>12511099
golems?
constructs?

>> No.12511107

>>12511072
>A German Holstaurus
I don't know if I don't want this, or really fucking want this.

>> No.12511108

>>12511099
>no love for ignis

>> No.12511111

>>12511072
Living doll engineer
Dullahan demo
Zombie sodier
Slime spy
Cyclops sniper
Dragon pyro
Minotaur heavy
Cat scout
Vampire nurse medic
>"Hahaha I don't think we brought enough bloodbags!"

>> No.12511112

>>12511099
Depends on the lore, but a lot of the time Goblins are seen as engineers and tinkerers. Cyclops fills this role with KC's stuff, but then again who cares about KC's lore?

>> No.12511114

>>12511104
>all ushi oni you have a hand in creating will be loyal to you
those are some dangerous assumptions

>> No.12511116

>>12511099
Robutts. We like our robutts here.

>> No.12511117

>>12511104
>Ushi-oni bomb on a feminazi rally.
>Running around a feminazi rally with a squirt gun of ushi-oni blood
Jesus Christ I would be laughing for days.

>> No.12511118

>>12511093
Use chemtrails with Ushi-Oni blood.

>> No.12511123

>>12511101
But what of those people of questionable but technically equal taste that like DFC?

>>12511114
Well in order for an ushi oni army to be viable in the first place you'd need some way to keep them in line. I was working with an assumption made in the proposal.

>> No.12511124

>>12511106
I mean those that love to tinker or build technical devices. I feel like there should be at least one, but can't think of any.

>>12511108
I'm sorry anon, but Ignis would be too hot to handle a great MG for the Pyro class.

>> No.12511125
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You know what we need?

Cerea dressed up in a German Military Domintatrix outfit. Doesn't need the whole nazi cross armband thing, but it'd be sexy as fuck.

German Dominatrix Cerea.

Think about it.

Ve have vays of making you like... HORSE PUSSY!

>> No.12511126

>>12511118
inari plz

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>>12511101
I don't think you quite comprehend what it is you'd be dealing with.

> You will never revolt against the combine over world with your monstergirl waifu

>> No.12511129

>>12511112
>>12511116
Goblin robutts? Though seriously more robots is never a bad thing.

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>>12511125

>> No.12511141

>>12511123
DFC people will go through a screening process to make sure they will not attempt any acts of flat terrorism, so long as they aren't cunts with a complex about it they can stay here.
>>12511127
Alright what is this from, sorry if I sound dumb but I have no clue what this is from but it looks interesting.

>> No.12511142

>>12511130
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.12511144

>>12511044

How about a Beat-Em-Up? Or a Hack 'n' Slash? Or even a classic fighting game?

>> No.12511145

>>12511141
Not the Anon, but one of the Half Life's

>> No.12511150

>>12511141
>they can stay here.
Does that mean they'd be stuck with their hands, or worse yet human women? Those poor fools, but I guess they brought this on themselves.

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>>12511141

Half-Life 2.

Combine overworld. A multidimensional empire. They invaded Earth circa 2010 and conquered the entire thing in seven hours. Seven hours.

They also set up a suppression field which basically sterilized all humans, and turned us off permanently while it was on.

They took a great deal of the humans that survived the war and turned them into trans-human super soldiers.

>> No.12511162

>>12511145
That's what I thought it looked like but I really didn't think it was.
>>12511150
They will know the glory one day, but if they don't so be it, they may keep their ironing board wives.
>>12511157
Haha that's fucking great, really taking every precaution there.

>> No.12511168

>>12511152
>Monstergirl City
>You've arrived home, and there are noises coming from the bathroom where you left the sink tap running.
>You slowly open the door.
>You peak inside.
>The sink has overflowed, water is everywhere.
>Looks like a large amount of Slimegirls have made their home there too.
>They all stop playing around in the water and turn to look at you.
>They're just staring.
>You slowly close the door.
>Back away quietly.
>"THUMP THUMP THUMP!"
>Oh boy, they're breaking the door down.
>You run to your bedroom and barricade the door behind you.
>You jump onto your computer, bring up google and search "How to get rid of slime girls."
>You follow a link to some forum thread.
>"Hey, there's a Slimegirl in my bathtub, how do I get rid of it?"
>You scroll down, scanning the posts for a solution, until the last one.
>"nvm, fixed it :)"
>You've got to be fucking kidding me.
>You hear your door break down and slimes pouring into the rest of your house.
>Oh fuck, oh fuck.
>You make an account and post a message asking how OP fixed it.
>After about 3 minutes, with slime girls starting to break down your door. You get a reply.
>"Don't necro dead threads :)"
>You've been banned. Fantastic.
>As your door breaks down and the mass of Slimegirls flood into your room, you wonder if you should have risked calling the MGCPD instead.
>Then again the last thing you need is for the front door to be broken down too.

Such is life in Monstergirl City.

>> No.12511170

>>12511168
Lots and lots of salt.

>> No.12511177

>>12511170
Does salt even work on slimegirls? On slug-girls, of course, but wouldn't slimegirls just lap it up like any easily digestible molecule? Like a slimegirl who bathes you by literally eating the sweat off your skin every morning.

>> No.12511180

>>12511130
those hips

>> No.12511181

>>12511177
A slime girl you'd need to just evaporate.

So a hair dryer or something.

>> No.12511182

>>12511162

Combine don't fuck around. The game is pretty sweet too.

I could see a monster girl story coming out of that in so many ways.

If a rebellion against them succeeded, the celebratory orgy would make deruella blush, well more so than normally anyway.

>> No.12511183

>>12511152
Just once I'd like to turn the shower on and be assaulted by slime tentacles spewing out of the faucet instead.

Just once.

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>>12511183
Slime girls getting into the water supply would be a common problem.

You'd need to check that a glass of water isn't bluer than usual and has a face floating in it before drinking it,

>> No.12511191

>>12511181
If I had a slimegirl living in my house, I'd just give her lots of different fruits to see how she changes her colour and flavour when eating them.

>> No.12511198
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Monster girls dressed as clowns when?

>> No.12511197

>>12511191
I want an energy drink flavored slime now.

Don't know if an energy drink would be good for her though.

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>>12511191
>eating your slimegirl
I'll bet MGC has bigots rioting over shit like this.

Speaking on this, what kind of topics would stupid people riot about in MGC?

>> No.12511201

>>12511181
>So a hair dryer or something.
>"Hey guys, just stand still, I'm trying to kill/banish you."
You'd end up with lukewarm slimegirls when they get tired of fucking around and rape you. You'd need a heatgun at the minimum. Or some kind of fire magic, fire magic works great on slimes.

>> No.12511202

>>12511180
I know, they are horrible.

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>>12511198

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>>12511201
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AK-eOx4RWc
"Wirrrrrrr"

>> No.12511207

>>12511197
I don't think that's a good idea
slimes are one thing. Super hyper slimes is a completely different issue

>> No.12511209

>>12511203
stop clowning around

>> No.12511211

>>>/a/114124657
Mama Miia that's a sultry meat ball.

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>>12511198
Is this close enough

>> No.12511215

>>12511207
So if I give coca cola to a slime, she'll taste like coca cola, but also start advertising coca cola during summer and christmas to random passerbys?

>> No.12511216

>>12511200
You can eat the little bits that fall of slimes.

>> No.12511217

>>12511211
.../HOUND!/

>> No.12511218

>>12511200
>Speaking on this, what kind of topics would stupid people riot about in MGC?
Probably the same shit we argue about in-thread, especially the whole paladin thing. I imagine in MGC where they're hopelessly outmatched they'd work like some kind of KKK analog.

>> No.12511219

>>12511200
I wouldn't eat her unless she asked, but if she tasted nice, I don't think I'd be able to help myself from licking and nibbling at her whenever we got intimate or kissed.

>> No.12511220

>>12511214
That looks awful.

>> No.12511225

>>12511211
All that beautiful snake flesh around and he can't even grope any of them. This is suffering.

>> No.12511226

>>12511200
>>12511206
>>12511214
Don't waste our images with this shit.

>> No.12511227

>>12511200
Probably when the local monster girl sports team loses to the paladins. Imagine monster girl football hooligans.

>> No.12511228

>>12511152
Everyone really should get the chance to be thrown into a pit of slime girls to gain a new perspective on life.
>I can't believe you just fell in here like that! We'll have to teach you not to be so careless~
>Ohh, or did you fall in on purpose?
>Heyhey, you can't pass out already, we're not done playing with you!
I'm sure there would be some new perspective.

>> No.12511229

>>12511168
>oh shit there are slime girls in my bathroom
>better stay somewhere they can get me instead of getting the fuck out of the house
good idea

>> No.12511232

>>12511225
Being touched by monsters period is suffering

>> No.12511234

>>12511229
>Abandoning your house.
>No safe haven from Monster Girls.

Although there probably is a Paladin shelter you could stay at, but they're a bit weird.

>> No.12511236

>>12511200
You know how today's feminists goes out and "I don't have to be careful not being raped, it's the men's fault"?
Kinda like that but in reversed.

>It's not our fault that guys are so easy to rape
>I can't handle my urges
>Men should wear LESS clothes

>> No.12511239

>>12511181
>cut slime in half with my HF sword
>reach in and grab her core
> DEAD ON!
>smash core in hand

Only way to truly defeat a slime girl

>> No.12511240

>>12511236
>"When I see a man dressed in a nice suit, it says that he's a nice husbando with a steady outcome."
>"He was begging for it!"

>> No.12511242

>>12511168
Just do what most people do with problems, toss it into the ocean.

>> No.12511248

>>12511229
>leaving the house

Is mindbreaking, cockmilking rape such a common thing in Monster Girl City that it actually becomes a nuisance?

>> No.12511249

>>12511242
I thought it was burn it or blow it up?

>> No.12511250

>>12511239
>Core splits into two
>They split the slime mass between them to form two loli slimegirls.

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>>12511229
>tfw your Slime lover can easily navigate the waterpipes of the city to get to your house
>tfw she enjoys showing up especially when your showering
>tfw walk-in shower sex

>> No.12511256

>>12511249
Well, you could do that. But do you want to kill them?

>> No.12511259

>>12511240
>Him getting an erection is implied consent. Therefore the use of the term "rape" is fundamentally misguided!
>It is only a patriarchal society that insists its men wear clothes when basic mg rights to sex are being violated!
>Men should sacrifice their rights as a consenting party in order to benefit the greater mg whole!
Succubus sophistry ladies and gentlemen

>> No.12511260

>>12511256
I want to grab a slimegirl's core and massage it tenderly until she melts from the pleasure of direct core stimulation.

>> No.12511261

>>12511256
Well no, but what if your don't live near an ocean?

>> No.12511265

>>12511259
I think Succubi would be the cause of most problems in a MGC

>> No.12511269
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>>12511260
Massaging a Slime's core is the only way to get them to ahegao. And probably the best way to beat them.

Trouble is the core will move around the body, and grabbing it means plunging into the slime girl. If you miss you're done for.

>> No.12511271

>>12511265
Succubi are the causes of all problems. Succubi are the shittiest race because they essentially created every shit race and all the problems that come with them.

>> No.12511272

>>12511265
Only because no one wants to listen to their solutions!

>> No.12511273

>>12511248
It's the most commonly reported "crime" in MGC but I don't think it's illegal as such

Anyway it's probably a good idea to call MGCPD for assistance, although they would probably turn on you and rape instead of helping get rid of the slimes.

>> No.12511274

>>12511265
You are either with the succubutts or your with the paladins. What's it gunna be?

>> No.12511276

>>12511269
Lewd and arousing.

>> No.12511277

>>12511269
Longshot nigga, rip dem cores out

>> No.12511278

>>12511269
>try to grab core
>miss
>she's now got an inescapable grip on half your arm
Good lord

>> No.12511279

>>12511271
Paladin pls.

>> No.12511280

>>12511271
Reminder that all mgs are basically species of succubi. Unless you're one of those disgusting human girl lovers.

>> No.12511282

>>12511279
But I don't want to rape and mindbreak the sun.
>>12511280
They aren't though, succubi just helped transform all monster races into monster girls. They are in no way related to the sluts.

>> No.12511283

>>12511278
The rape will not be gentle.

>> No.12511284

>>12511274
I am a race traitor. Some men just want to see the world fall to the succubatic menace.

>> No.12511286

>>12511278
Truly going for the core is a last resort

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>>12511274

Winged Hussars. And our based Wyvern Mounts.

>> No.12511290

>>12511269
>Implying it's not a game I play with my slimegirl waifu every night
>If I grab the core, I'm on top tonight

>> No.12511293

>>12511282
Without succubi your waifu would still be a man-eating dragon. You should be grateful to them for keeping the human race from getting exterminated.

>> No.12511295

>>12511290
>Implying there even is a thing called "top" with a Slime

>> No.12511297

>>12511240
I want to walk around MGC slapping "Please Ravage Me" signs on people's backs, just for fun

>> No.12511299
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>>12511274
Can I be with the Pharaoh instead?
Seems like a nice middle ground.

>> No.12511300

>>12511295
If you're skillful enough to grab their core they'll let you do anything.

Going for the core probably makes them more aggressive though. They'll be sure to punish you so that you won't try again.

>> No.12511304

>>12511295
If I'm on top, she has to keep human form throughout our lovemaking.
If she can't stay coherent and human, then we just end up fucking on equal terms anyway.

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Hello everyone, I'm Ms. Sihpopa, and I believe we should remove Pharaoh!

>> No.12511309

>>12511297
>"Hey man, do you know a good bar around here?"
"Yeah sure, happens to be a good one right over there."
>"Thanks man!"
>Slap a 'Please Ravage Me' sign onto him.
>Watch as he walks into the 'Screaming Shota' the roughest Oni drinking joint in the city.

That'll teach that fucking tourist.

>> No.12511310

>>12511290
>be on top
>she wraps around you like some kind of lewd sleeping bag
>squeezes and massages your whole body until you pass out from exhaustion

Even when you're on top you end up on the bottom.

>> No.12511312

>>12511295
>3 demensional slime sex

>> No.12511316

>>12511308
Doesn't an Apophis lose the desire to enslave the Pharaoh once she attains a husbando?

>> No.12511317

>>12511309
Hey now, let's not be mean to the tourists. To get more tourists, we got to show them that the city is peaches and gravy
Then, when they call their buddies to visit this "peaceful establishment", we recommend they go to 'Screaming Shota' or some Ushi Oni bar.

Everybody wins. City gets cash from all the tourists, and the MG's get the tourists. Win win.

>> No.12511318

>>12511308
"OH! It's you! You're an Apophis! Oh man, I read a lot about you, you know."
"Yeah, I have this book, called 'The Book of Apophis,' it's such an interesting read."

"Here, come inside. Let me show you."

>> No.12511320

>>12511309
>"Hey man do you know how to get to X from here?"
>"Sure, the quickest way is to take this way through a bunch of dark alleys and red light districts."
>slap the sign on his back

Fucking tourists.

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>>12511318
>"Let me show you."

>> No.12511322

>>12511316
In MGE terms, husband comes above the will of ancient gods cause don't want people to worry about thinking there's anything that might take her time and attention, so yes.

>> No.12511323

>>12511310
And I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>12511312
>She absorbs enough matter to turn herself into a 2*2*2 metre slimecube
>She suspends you within it, utterly weightless and immovable
>Creates dozens of herself within her own slime to kiss, lick and suck everywhere on your body
>Finishes by massaging you to sleep and letting you float, completely neutrally buoyant within her

Slimegirls truly are the toppest of tier monstergirls.

>> No.12511324

>Tourist in Monstergirl City.
>Going around, taking pictures of Monstergirls who blush and cover themselves, before starting to pose. Going to famous landmarks, like the statue of some famous, medieval era Dragon general called Emberscale.
>Good shit
>Need to make a phone call to a new hotel I'm planning to stay at and hopefully get a booking.
>Spot a line of monstergirls leading to a booth of some kind, must be a phone booth.
>Get in line and a Red Oni stands behind me.
>I turn around.
"Wow, are you an Oni? That's awesome!" I say. To which the Oni replies: "Eat my well-toned red ass."
"Your ass isn't that red."
"It's more red than yours could be" She states as she cracks her knuckles.
>I can take a hint.
>Looks like I get to use the booth.
>Go inside, can't really see a phone or anything, how does this work anyway?
"Some of us are in a hurry here." The Oni pushes into the booth and puts in a quarter.
>A voice comes from the speaker.
>"Please make your selection: 'Brief quickie', or 'Violent Rape'."
>What?
"Uh, I'd like to make a phone call please."
>"You have selected: 'Violent Rape'."
"Good choice!" The Oni remarks
>A panel in the way gives way to a vast array of hands, dildos, drills and fleshlights.
>The Oni throws her arm around me.
"HERE WE GO!" she yells.
>I scream as the machine gets to work.

Such is life in Monstergirl City.

>> No.12511328

Twoflower and Rincewind in Monstergirl City when?

>> No.12511329

>>12511309
>>12511317
>Welcome to the Screaming Shota, how tough are you?
>I just raped a guy yesterday.
>...
>We held hands afterwards.

>> No.12511333

>>12511328
I'd rather read about Cohen and the silver horde being completely oblivious in an old man sort of way rather than an MC sort of way

>> No.12511336

>>12511293
>Man eating dragon
>My waifu is a Holstaurus
What now? Also don't assume things you don't know about.

>> No.12511337

>>12511324
Tourist traps man. You should try the MGC "tour" buses too.

>> No.12511338

>>12511329
I just fucked a Holstaur
>So what?
Without any milk

>> No.12511339

>>12511324
>futurama with monstergirls
I'd watch it.

>> No.12511343

>>12511324
I knew it was fucking Futurama when I red that "Oni Red ass" part.

>> No.12511345

>>12511336
...Then your waifu would be an actual bovine, pre-succubus influence?

>> No.12511348

>>12509581
The one who wants you to.

>> No.12511350

>>12511339
I AM LURR

WE WILL HAVE SEX NOW, POSSIBLY IN MY CONDO.

>> No.12511352

>>12511329
>I just stole from a Oni
>And?
>It was her liquor I stole

>> No.12511353
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>EMG Lamias abduct a man and pimp him out to other Lamias.
Eh.

>> No.12511356

>>12511353
What, you don't want to whore yourself out to a bunch of lamias?

>> No.12511359
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>>12511353
>tfw no Lamia Sugar Momma.

>> No.12511360

>>12511356
It's not whoring if you do it for free. Something similar to compensated dating is all it'd be, tops. Like having a scaly sugar mama.

>> No.12511361

>>12509781
> not being hole brothers with your son.

Don't have children.

>> No.12511362
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>>12511356
Absolutely not.

>> No.12511363

>>12511356
Because I want to live and not die.

My god, I wonder how many men have been dead and they kept riding him thanks to a cock ring.

>> No.12511364

>>12511261
Then grab a bucket and find the closest thing to an ocean.

>> No.12511366

>>12511364
Only thing near me is a river

>> No.12511367

>>12511359
What is that liquid she is pouring on her hands?

>> No.12511368

>>12511364
The fountain in the park?

>> No.12511369

>>12511356
Can't I just whore myself out to one lamia?
Who calls me her boyfriend?

>> No.12511372

>>12507617

>No one remembers LAMILF PRIME.
>Nothing will ever come of LAMILF PRIME.

>> No.12511373

>>12511362
Why not? You are a dirty to be talking about snake cloaca all day, aren't you?

>> No.12511375

>>12511367
Massage oil, lube, more lube, aphrodisiac and even more lube.

>> No.12511376

>>12511367
Some drug she keeps you on so you keep working for her probably.

>> No.12511379

>>12511366
>>12511368
They are both good enough. What's is the worst that could happen?

>> No.12511380

>>12511367
The oil she's going to slather over her body.
For slippery, slithery lamia sex.
>flaringnostrils.gif

>> No.12511382

>>12511369
No

You may want to, but then 6 other bitches show up

>> No.12511384

>>12511369
So you're a long term escort? Does she pay well?

>> No.12511387

>>12511359

>she takes the momma part a bit too literally at times
>sometimes wake up to a brown bag lunch on your kitchen counter with a "Have a nice day at work, dear! <3 - Mama"
>spend the rest of the day wondering how the hell she broke into your home just to bring you a Lunchable

>> No.12511388

>>12511379
You know, everytime someone says 'what's the worse that could happen', something bad happens

>> No.12511392

>>12511372
I do.
It was silly to say the least.

>> No.12511395

>>12511387
Hey, free food's free food

>> No.12511398
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>Miia leaves her village so she can find a husband just like in the fairy tales she read as a kid
>Finds a nice guy who isn't afraid of her being a giant snake lady
>Suddenly six other bitches move in and it's basically the fucking harem shit she left home to get away from

BEING MIIA IS SUFFERING

>> No.12511401

>>12511384
Seeing as I'm her favorite man, yes. Relatively speaking.

I hope one day, she'll take me out of this place.

>>12511387
"If you're good to Momma, Momma is good to you."

>> No.12511402

>>12511372
I don't remember it, could you spoonfeed please?

>> No.12511403

>>12511379
>Careful?
>They couldn't catch a small boy at this this spee...

>> No.12511411

>>12511398
Suffering would be going home to visit with him and finding his corpse tied to a bed with it being drained of fluids

>> No.12511413

>>12511398
Darling may get molested on a near constant basis by the other girls, but Miia is the only one he sees as girlfriend material.

>> No.12511417
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>>12511398
Miia is truly best girl

>> No.12511427

The fuck is up with the normies in the /a/ thread?

>> No.12511434

>>12511427
Screencaps or something?

I didn't know they still had /a/ threads

>> No.12511437

>>12511427
Some are shitposters, that's for sure.

>> No.12511436

>>12511359

>Confusing a Scylla for a Lamia

>> No.12511438

>>12511427
/a/ has become even more of a ravenous shithole than it was before. I never knew that was even possible. I'm very glad we left.

>> No.12511443

>>12511438
What makes you say that?

>> No.12511444

>>12511427

>going to /a/

>> No.12511450

>>12511444
I was only there to check out the dump.

Fuck Crabman, this chapter was underwhelming as fuck.

>> No.12511454

>>12511450
What did you expect? The moms to come in offering blowjobs and stickers?

>> No.12511455

>>12511450
I'm saying away from it until the Eng version is out.

>> No.12511462

>>12511443
Just look at the arguing going on there. Other than Hound's posts that's all the thread is.

>> No.12511467

>>12511454
Yes.

>> No.12511468
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12511468

KC is a better artist than Crabman.

>> No.12511470

>>12511468
No one will disagree with you there.

>> No.12511471

>>12511450
You mean the fact that Okayado made all lamias cockhungry beasts just so beta japs could get a stiffie while thinking they'll be man enough to please all lamias or the fact that Okayado can't stop thinking with his dick for 2 seconds and actually make some character development before introducing lewd
>>12511462
So wait that's not how all the dumps threads usually go?

>> No.12511472

>>12511468
Maybe. But Crab hits all the right points for me.

>> No.12511473

>>12511436
>Thinking that's a scylla
Bitch you need your eyes checked. Look again

>> No.12511478
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>>12511468
Crabman's art is casual-friendly, more easy on the eyes. I love Apophis too much though.

>> No.12511479

>>12511471
>Okayado can't stop thinking with his dick for 2 seconds and actually make some character development before introducing lewd
I know right? Writefags here can do that easy.
If only somebody could talk this sense into the Crab Man.

>> No.12511480

>>12511471
I honestly don't know, I haven't been in many dump threads and I usually don't even read anything past the constant 'muh dick' comments on all the images. Either way though that thread is just horrible, being here so long I've gotten used to the relative peace we have.

>> No.12511484

>>12511468
>Monster Musume with KC's designs

>> No.12511489

>>12511468

KC is a better artist but a shittier world builder, writer, the whole package.

>> No.12511491

>>12511484
Oh god, if you thought EMG and 12Beast already had sameface problems...

>> No.12511492

>>12511468

Really? I find Okayado's art better, though that's probably because we don't see anything from KC other than character design,

KC does make some awesome MG designs though.

>> No.12511494

>>12511479
>Writefags here can do that easy.
You're an idiot

Writefags can just shit words on a page, it's a massive pain in the ass to put out a manga. You've also got an inflated opinion about them for some reason

Seriously, do you guys read books? Actual books? How does this pastebin garbage not grate on you?

>>12511484
Crab designs fine, he just needs to anatomy a bit better. Fuck KC's stupid clothing.

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>>12511484
>KC and Crab Man joining forces to bring samefaced MGs to the world

>> No.12511500

>>12511492
Crab hiccups sometimes and needs to reel in the stick proportions a bit

>> No.12511504

>>12511494
Fair point.

>> No.12511507

>>12511494
>How does this pastebin garbage not grate on you?

>implying they don't

There's a lot of shit that bugs me that we end up doing. Recycling story "plots" and character descriptions chief among them.

>> No.12511509

>>12511494
>How does this pastebin garbage not grate on you?
It's the biggest source of consistent comtent we've got may as well appreciate the decent ones.

>> No.12511510

>>12511492
>Awesome MG designs
>Awful applications

Case in point, Akaname.
>Hot-looking loli MG
>Literally eats shit

I could not appropriately prepare myself for how disappointed I was.

>> No.12511516

>>12511510
>Literally eats shit
Hahaha oh god, really?

>> No.12511518

>>12511494
>do you guys read books?
no

>> No.12511519

>>12511494

I agree that writefagging is considerably easier than doing a manga, but

>"How does this pastebin garbage not grate on you?"

Ain't that a bit going a bit too harsh with writefags?

>> No.12511528

>>12511516
Go ahead. Read it.
Find out for yourself.

Unless you want me to just tell you here, in which case, She likes to lick the filth (aka, piss/shit/sweat residue) from your body, and enjoys eating out your asshole while the two of you have sex, before shoving her tongue in your mouth.

I'm not kidding. That's her thing.
Literally shit-tier.

>> No.12511529

>>12511510
>>12511516

Well that's kinda the whole point of the akaname in japanese folklore.

>> No.12511532
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>>12511516

Yes. really.

>> No.12511533

>>12511519
As a writefag, no, no it isn't. None of us are at a level where our works could be considered publishable, (except for LDR, but she self publishes, so make of that what you will) so we shouldn't be fooling ourselves into thinking so.

A little humility and realistic views never hurt anyone.

>> No.12511534

>>12511529
But that's the thing, though. Why make Akaname if that's the case when KC could've been designing a lamia girl for me instead? Also,

>inb4 m-muh Lamias
Because yes. Muh Lamias indeed.

>> No.12511536

>>12511534
Because KC is a shit. I think he's just trying to use up all nip mythology instead of moving on to areas he hasn't even touched that are full of delicious new monster girls.

>> No.12511539

>>12511533
>None of us are at a level where our works could be considered publishable
Bob is. He even said long ago he was thinking of doing a limited run of Laska & Me

>> No.12511542

>>12511536
We should complain.

And by complain, I mean suggest that he make Hathor, and Ananta, and Ouroboros.
None of that MGU shit.

>> No.12511544

>>12511539
That is because bob is a self glorifying asshole who doesn't realize when people don't like his work. I don't agree with the writefag that says none of them are at publishing level but certainly bob is not among those that should be published.

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>>12511539
>Bob is.
>Limited run of Laska and Me

I see...

>> No.12511548

>>12510656
I realize this is a pretty late reply, but I just got back.

>Did Galen just clip the harpy's wings in Poseidon's cave?
He broke them. The harpy didn't die.

>I liked the lewd Kraken. You should write some of dat sidestory. needs more intercourse
Thanks. I like her a lot, but I don't think I'll be writing any more of her any time soon.

>> No.12511549

>>12511542
See I love Hathor, like I fucking love Hathor and all Holstaurus in general so I'd love that, but the Ouroboros slime thing just doesn't appeal to me.Who is Anata though?

>> No.12511550

>>12511539
>Bob
Wow it's fucking nothing.

>> No.12511553

>>12511549
Ouroboros would be a lamia. A very hungry Lamia, kind of like Ghoul.

For Ananta, read >>12507475

>> No.12511556

>>12511539

>Bob
>Publishable
>With that self depreciating "WOE IS ME" when nobody cares about his constant stream of an emotionally crippled catgirl ripped straight out a Lewis Carroll story

No. Bob's a faggot. Leona on the other hand self publishes and some of her work is actually pretty arousing.

Like that Dark Slime that emulates a dick to fuck and corrupt a Succubutt's new female toy. The rape blob knows no boundaries.

>> No.12511560

>>12511494
Writefags tend to write short stories where the lewd is main point as fair as i seen, but Okayado was writing a manga, now mangas tend to focus on the story and the drawing, but Okayado ddecided to throw the story and character development out the window while focusing on the lewd
So forgive me for being mad at the fact that he developed a good premise for a story but instead of using the setting to develop interesting chacters and plot decided to cash in money by making the story into another harem

>> No.12511562

>>12511539
>Bob
>Publishable

You say that, but...

>> No.12511564

>>12511553
Ah that's good then. The Ouroboros slime thing is just shit. A lamia one though sounds nice as does Anata, I would like it if he made some of them.

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>>12511560
Where were you when a manga about a boy and his lamia turned into haremshit?

>> No.12511567

>>12511539
Running a few physical copies is not the same as publishing, anon.

>> No.12511569

>>12511566
Sadpanda.

>> No.12511570

>>12511560
>So forgive me for being mad at the fact that he developed a good premise for a story but instead of using the setting to develop interesting chacters and plot decided to cash in money by making the story into another harem

Part of me feels that this isn't all his fault, though. Publishers know harem manga/lewd sells, so he could have been pressured into it somewhat. We get hints of depth now and then in EMG.

Look at Rachnee for example. On the surface, she just appears to be filling the super-kinky/bondage loving haremgirl niche. Though every so often we get to see what's underneath, and that's a broken, pessimistic depressed girl who's resigned herself to a losing position already.

>> No.12511578

>>12511516
>>12511528
>>12511532
She likes eating the old mana that clings to a man's body. She doesn't HAVE to be a shit eater, especially if we don't want her to.

>> No.12511580

>>12511566
Nowhere because anyone could tell you EMG was going to be a harem

>> No.12511583

>>12511398

Everyone calls Miia a bitch, but if I were in her position, I'd have probably attempted to kill some of them by now.

...I get jealous very easily.

>> No.12511585

>>12511580
But muh romance...

>> No.12511588

We need armored MGs and boob plate. Lots of boob plate.

>> No.12511589

>>12511578
But that doesn't change the fact that she likes to lick your asshole and then shove her tongue down your throat.

That's gross.
That's unsanitary and it's not nice.

>> No.12511592

>>12511588
This is like the one situation in which boob plates kind of make sense. Also
>Flat MG with giant boob plate
>Even her rapee is disappointed when she takes it off

>> No.12511593

>>12511570
The problem at least for me is that the "story" could have more chapters loke the robbery one with P'orcs.
We could see how different mythical creatures interact with humans in a world that's currently trying to integrate said mythicals creatures.
But no we get average haremshit moments about kinky girl nearly raping male lead.
Is just sad it had some potential but the stories that could use said potential wouldn't sell because they wouldn't attract otaku's money

>> No.12511595

What topics are taboo in /mgg/?

>> No.12511596

>>12511589
Until her entry specifically states there's tongue in ass, I choose to believe otherwise. Besides, MM probably takes the filth and taste away, in that case.

>> No.12511597

>>12511595

Bob

NTR

Pseudopenis and or kittycream/catbatter

>> No.12511598

>>12511595
Nothing is sacred.

>> No.12511599
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>>12511588

>> No.12511600

>>12511593
Well, with the upcoming anime, and Okayado's popularity steadily rising, we might eventually start seeing the stories he wants to write, and not the stories he's told to write. The odds are still pretty low though.

>> No.12511601

>>12511595
Look through this thread very carefully.
You'll get an idea.

>> No.12511603

>>12511595
Futa. Furries. HORSEPUSSY. Psuedopenis.

>> No.12511604

>>12511592
Heh.
>Guy is defeated in battle by a monster girl
>'Well at least she has nice tits so it wont be so bad'
>She takes off the plate armor and reveals she had no tits
>He just looks at her disgusted then gets up and walks away

>> No.12511607

>>12511595
You wouldn't happen to be looking for ammo?

>> No.12511608

>>12511533

But isn't writefagging about doing something you like? Isn't it about doing it for fun?

>> No.12511610

>>12511599
I prefer the Edgemaster version.

>> No.12511612 [SPOILER] 
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>>12511604
Anon, that's rude.
You have to attack her breasts. That's her weak point.
Her small yet perky nipples, just barely budding, yet never to grow anymore.

Why, if she were a Medusa, I'd...I'd...

>> No.12511613

>>12511595
NTR, NTR and NTR
And NTR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULVROplV07g

>> No.12511615

>>12511599
>>12511610
Who recolored these, do you know?
Was it Hound?

>> No.12511617

>>12511612
Having small tits is rude.

>> No.12511618
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>> No.12511619

>>12511608
Of course, but you should still be realistic about your written works. This doesn't imply that you shouldn't strive to reach a publishable level of skill, mind you. It's just at the rate we are now, do you really want to see one of these stories become the next Fifty Shades?

>> No.12511621

>>12511612
Its just funny to think about. The Medusa though I would take the lead and make her show her true emotions.

>> No.12511622

>>12511588
Cerea has a full body armor.

>> No.12511624

>>12511617
You're rude

>> No.12511627

>>12511597
>>12511603
But pseudopenis is essentially a warm onahole connected to a vagina.

>>12511619
I'd love for one of my stories to have success.

>> No.12511628

>>12511613
We should makeballowances for adultery. COME AT ME.

>> No.12511630

>>12511619

I am realistic about what I do and what I can strive for, I know writefagging isn't gonna get us far. All I'm saying is that calling pastebin stories "garbage" was kind of extreme, unless you really mean it, which is an opinion I can understand.

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>>12511610
This unfinished one?

>> No.12511642

>>12511621
>"S-stop playing with my breasts like that. You know they're no good anyway, so...just stop."

http://i.imgur.com/YfgFzwn.png

>> No.12511644

>>12511600
Anon just take a look in the thread, what do you see?
i see that a lot of content related to mg's but most of it is lewd, why do you think that is?
Do you really think someone will ever write a story with mg's that doesn't move around sex?

>> No.12511647

>>12511630
I'm not the one who called it garbage, I'm just defending that guy's opinion. Personally I think a good portion of the works are enjoyable, there's no doubt about that. Are they worth putting on paper? Clearly that's debatable, and currently my answer still stands at no, but it can always change.

>> No.12511649

>>12511644
I would like to...

>> No.12511652

>>12511644
>Do you really think someone will ever write a story with mg's that doesn't move around sex?

Of course I do. The question is if it'll be popular. With our crowd the answer is probably no.

>> No.12511653

>>12511647
>>12511630
I find it ironic that the anon that inspired me to become a writefag for these threads has turned himself into a social pariah.

Weird.

>> No.12511656

Lots of shitty stuff gets edited and published, the publisher just has to think it will sell. That being said, aspiring writers should always aspire to improve, and remember, some proof-reading never hurt anyone.

I agree people should be realistic, but at the same time, just because it's a pastebin story from 4chan doesn't make it garbage. Is it most likely publishable? No, probably not. But you keep writing and branching out, and thoughtfully ponder the constructive criticism you receive.

>> No.12511658

>>12511468
I want an hentai ova of Fallen Brides.

>> No.12511659

>>12511642
And then I play with one breast with one hand, the other with my mouth, and the other hand fingers her. Three-way attack, then as she cums I kiss her then hug her until she comes down. Then if she's still being tsun I tell her how much I love her and to check her logic because why would I be doing these things if I didn't love her.

>> No.12511663

>>12511656
>aspiring writers should always aspire to improve, and remember, some proof-reading never hurt anyone

And that's the general point I'm putting across. We shouldn't be satisfied with sitting where we are with our writing skills, we should always aim to get better, with each story we put out being better than the last.

>> No.12511666

>>12511624
And you're flatchested which makes everything you say worthless and wrong.

>> No.12511670

>>12511663

I couldn't agree more. It's an ever-evolving hobby and that's why I like it so much.

I'm never satisfied, I always try to think of better ways to implement all of my ideas.

>> No.12511671

>>12511652
That makes me wonder anon, why do we associate most mg's with sex? Is there any legit answer other than "muh dick"?

>> No.12511673

>>12511644
>Do you really think someone will ever write a story with mg's that doesn't move around sex?

I've been kinda doing that already. Not a lot of my stories have sex in them because writing smut is HARD for me.

It's like, you have to pay attention to the precise position, the subtlest of intensity, and how long you can write before the orgasm without going for too long or too short. With every sentence you write.

And then there's setting how many times you want the characters to orgasm before ending it, too. It'snot easy.

Maybe I'll write the worst smut to ever be written in these threads for fun at some point.

>> No.12511674

>>12511666
>Implying I'm a filthy monster whore.
First off I'm a guy, second off I'm just saying you're a bit of an asshole is all

>> No.12511676

Requesting pictures of lamia/human couples.

>> No.12511677

>>12511676
Next thread

>> No.12511678

>>12511637
Yes' I think it's perfect. I especially like the revolt of the weapon.

>> No.12511679

>>12511671
I mostly blame KC for the current trend, but yeah, it's mostly because we're all a bunch of horny bastards that want to fuck something new and different.

>> No.12511680

>>12511642

YOU FAGGOTS WOULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER MEDUSA IF I HADN'T BROUGHT HER BACK UP.

IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A GOOD THING, ANON.

>> No.12511682

>>12511676
I don't have many, but I do have this.
http://i.imgur.com/aYuh2tJ.jpg

>> No.12511683

>>12511678
**recolor

>> No.12511684

>>12511595
posting standards

>> No.12511687

>>12511637
Who recolored these?

>> No.12511688

>>12511653
And who would that be?

>> No.12511690

>>12511682
What is that, a q-tip?

>> No.12511691

>>12511688
Take a wild guess.
http://i.imgur.com/WqeSMw2.jpg

>> No.12511693

>>12511680

FUCK, YOU CRAZY

FUCK SON

CALM DOWN

>> No.12511695

>>12511674
I may be an asshole but at least I'm not a Flatfag.

>> No.12511696

>>12511679
But that's the problem do you associate every mg with sex?
Don't you associate a dragon with the almighty beast that spews fire and wrecks shit or do you associate it with just another hole to fuck?

>> No.12511697

>>12511690
It's pocky.
They're playing the Pocky Game.

>> No.12511699

>>12511637
I like. I like a lot.

>> No.12511700

>>12511691
I don't get the reference

>> No.12511702

>>12511691
Bob, Alp, Lanternanon?

>> No.12511704

>>12511700
>>12511702

You people should learn how to use reverse image search

>> No.12511705

>>12511700
>>12511702
It's Bob from Tekken.

>> No.12511706

>>12511700
>>12511702
The Character's from Tekken. His name is Bob
It's Bob

>> No.12511707

>>12511673
you'll have to beat danuki bullet wound fucking in order to qualify in my book

>> No.12511708

>>12511706
>>12511705
>Tekken
I see why I don't know the name now. I don't play inferior fighting games.

>> No.12511713

>>12511653
Isn't it more that the threads are just blindly lashing out at people?

I mean, shit, look at all the people who hate on less for no reason.

>> No.12511715

>>12511707
... that's a thing?

>> No.12511716

>Bob
What did he do, I haven't checked these threads in ages.

>> No.12511717

>>12511707
No, no, not worst as in "I'm going to add all the fetishes that nobody likes and everybody will hate me for it."

I mean worst as in, "Cheesy 90s bad dialogue" worst smut.

>> No.12511718

>>12511716
Everyone is still mad about ages ago.

>> No.12511720

>>12511716
Nothing. People overreacting to stories and finding someone to hate on. Other writefags have done worse.

>> No.12511722

>>12511713
I like less, but his works are getting pretty dark, which is upsetting the subsurface.

>> No.12511724

>>12511716
Nothing. It's been smooth sailing

>> No.12511725

>>12511706
>>12511705
>>12511708

That one game with the guy that has a Jaguar mask and that samurai who likes browsing the internet?

>> No.12511726

>>12511715
From the same genius who left charon eternally associated with hobos

>> No.12511727

>>12511715
It happened months ago, but yes.
It's a thing.

>> No.12511728

>>12511717
>"Cheesy 90s bad dialogue" worst smut.
Aren't smut stories basically this?

>> No.12511731

>>12511722
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!

*the sunshinefags.

>> No.12511732

>>12511653
dont decieve yourself, mgg is tsundere for bob

>> No.12511737

>>12511725
Yes.

>>12511728
I mean,yeah, but not just that.

I'm talking about making it writing that's on the same levels of
>1st grade English assignments
>Twitter posts by Soulja Boi
>Drunken text messages
>And that stream of text that you get when you're cleaning your keyboard

Because what's better than writing horrible, My-Immortal-tier smut for laughs?

>> No.12511738
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12511738

Smug foxes are best foxes

>> No.12511740

>>12511716
Bob is the single source of everything hellish in this thread.

Not even joking, name one thing shit about these threads and I'll tell you how Bob caused it.

>> No.12511741

>>12511720
> worse
Like what? You gonna bitch about Lanternon?

>> No.12511743

>>12511738
Urge to punch... rising...

>> No.12511744

>>12511740
You.

>> No.12511745

>>12511720
>Nothing
I wonder who's behing this post.

>> No.12511747

>>12511744
I wouldn't be here bitching about Bob if Bob didn't exist.

>> No.12511748

>>12511740
Perpetuated by everyone talking about him. You treat him as though he is a bad rash, but you can't stop yourselves from scratching without end and then wonder why the pain and swollen redness doesn't go away.

>> No.12511750

>>12511740
I'll bite.
Succubus lovers

>> No.12511752

>>12511743
Yeah, I want to punch her womb with my dick, too.

>> No.12511753

>>12511744
Bob's post was the first post he sawwhen he got interested enough to come to these threads. Therefore, it's all Decade's fault.

>> No.12511754

>>12511741
Certain people have written NTR and that tops all in my books.

>> No.12511755

>>12511402
Imagine, if you will, a crazed Lamia fanboy took six shots of LSD and decided to make a goddess of all lamia. Here's just the tip of the stupid; giantess, her hair's made of other lamias, and she and her hair all "Ara Ara'd" in unison. Also futa gangrape

>> No.12511756

>>12511740
Paladin role playing.

>> No.12511757

>>12511752
I'm talking about her face.
but what you said is just fine

>> No.12511758

>>12511732
FUCK OFF BOB. No one is being tsun, you destroyed these threads for months, and you bullshit still causes problems to this day. Stick your balls in a microwave already.

>> No.12511759

>>12511740
Roleplaying paladinfags

>> No.12511760

>>12511740
Alp's writing

>> No.12511761

>>12511748
I wouldn't be scratching that rash if said rash didn't exist.

>>12511750
In the backlash against Truckercore, people looked into other Monster Girls not Manticore or Chesires to love. Succubi seduced said people looking to be contrarian.

>>12511756
People were inspired to be Paladins when they found out that Monster Girls had penises.

How did they find out? Via Bob.

>> No.12511762

>>12511752
I wanna bully her right in her asshole.

>> No.12511764 [DELETED] 

. . .

>> No.12511765

>>12511759
See >>12511761

>>12511760
Alp was jealous of less constantly sucking Bob's catdick and wanted a drawfag of his own, thus he became a writer.

>> No.12511766

>>12511761
>People were inspired to be Paladins when they found out that Monster Girls had penises.

Simply untrue. We had paladin fags and 40kiddies in these threads well before Truckercore.

>> No.12511769

>>12511740
/ss/' constant stream of chuuni stories.

>> No.12511770

>>12511764
Can you recolor Apophis so that she's a purified not-whore?

That'd be great.

>> No.12511771

>>12511754
ntr didn't single handedly destroy entire threads or call mods down on us. You need to reevaluate.

>> No.12511772

>>12511764
Hm?

>> No.12511773

>>12511758
kyaaaa~~ so tsun~~
im not bob

>> No.12511774

>>12511764
PapixSuu double buttjob

>> No.12511775

>>12511761
Anon, you're grasping

>> No.12511776

>>12511772
I sorta feel bad for murmaider.

>> No.12511780

>>12511776
Mero a shit though.

>> No.12511781

>>12511766
Not true. You see, those users aren't native to our timeline.

Let me explain

You see, in the years growing, Paladinfags grow more and more into bigger ones. In the future once Time Machines arrived, said Paladins went back in time to shitpost in our threads in hope that doing so would destroy Bob. This failed, but instead inspired ignorant users to become Paladins, creating a time loop.

>>12511769
/ss/ honestly believes Bob likes his Chuuni stories and continues to write them in hopes that someday, some of what he perceives to be Bob's greatness will rub off on him.

>>12511775
I know that's you Bob.

>> No.12511782

>>12511776
As well you should.

>> No.12511784

>>12511761
No monstergirl has a penis anon. Those are purge on sight abominations.

>> No.12511785

>>12511740
Explain Loen, Monorus, Gunstar, and Maritan leaving for months on end.

>> No.12511786

>>12511781
>those users aren't native to our timeline.

Ok. That gave me a chuckle.

>> No.12511787

>>12511776
Good. That means you're not beyond salvation.

>> No.12511790

>>12511776
>Guilt
Truly Hound hasn't fallen

>> No.12511792

>>12511784
>stop liking what I don't like!

>> No.12511793

>>12511781
I'll have you know the only Truckercore story I ever read was the solo with Clare in the shower. Because futa shower sex. Come on.

Laska and Me was love, but it didn't inspire me to write. I wrote the Damme of Drakkenwall with only a desire to fulfill someone's request for Wyvern stories and the idea of the moment of transformation.

>> No.12511794

>>12511773
Anyone who defends bob becomes bob. Congratulations, you are now a faggot. I really do hate him you know.

>> No.12511795

>>12511790
I mean, I still put a first layer on the thing. But I still feel bad.

>> No.12511796

>>12511784
Not in Bob's ideal Monster Girl world.

>>12511785
They disappeared when the threads were kicked out of /a/. Who caused these threads to get kicked out of /a/?

You guessed it.

>>12511786
You laugh now, but will you laugh in the future when Bob revokes our Centaur Worries manga because he feels it does not meet the required amount of Monster Girl Dicks needed in a piece?

>> No.12511797

>>12511792
>>>/out/
>>>/d/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

>> No.12511799

>>12511792
These are monster GIRLS, girls don't have penises. Liking dick is gay anon, monster girls are as hetero as it gets, therefore dick girls have no place what so ever in monster girl threads.

>> No.12511800

>>12511795
Do something silly with murdermaid.

>> No.12511801

>>12511792
Fuck off.

>> No.12511802

>>12511796
>Bob revokes our Centaur Worries manga

...holy shit man, go smoke a bowl and relax or something. Bob's not some mass conspirator.

>> No.12511804

>>12511795
It's fine Hound, no need for explanation
A hint of guilt is a sign of purity

>> No.12511805

Is it time for blind hatred again?
TF is a two-timing, bipolar bitch.
Hound is a reposting attention whore.
Bob is innocent and writes great stories
ELH is literally hitler and should be shot.
LDR gets off on toting >she is self published.
IRC is the reason everything goes to shit.
Less is the worst artist ever. So is Luth.
YBA writes Gary Stu Edgemasters.
Captain is apparently god's gift to creation.
Moose is a control-freak and a /tv/ faggot.
Bourbon is Jesus.
/ss/ can do nothing wrong.
Daiz is still to blame for everything else

>> No.12511807

>>12511792
Yes, that's how it works here, and you dick lovers are a minority so fuck off.
Your waste of a post also doesn't disprove what I said, cry more.

>> No.12511808

>>12511796
Anon, you're seriously grasping here

>> No.12511809

>>12511795
You literally dropped everything and immediately colored it. Everything else you color takes days to color, and somethings that really need to be colored you haven't even touched. Yet for this guro shit you immediately colored it. We need one good color/draw/writefag that regularly comes to these threads so stop.

>> No.12511810

are we really about to shitpost about futa again?

I mean I like it myself but you know what happens if you mention the stuff in these threads

>> No.12511812

>>12511805
>I'm not on the list
Sweet merciful Ilias

>> No.12511815

>>12511802
Here comes the BIDF. Look, we either stomp out Bob and Bob support now, or watch as he slowly climbs to the top of these threads and rules over them and all Monster Girl Media with an iron fist.

>>12511808
The only one grasping here is you Bob. Grasping at cat dicks.

>> No.12511818

>>12511793
>>12511792
>>12511810

Are you forgetting about the janitors clean-up on the previous thread?

Fuck off.

>> No.12511820

>>12511812

What the fuck are you still doing here, Alp?

>> No.12511821

>>12511805
>Human woman being two timing and bipolar
Well that just goes without saying, doesn't it?

>> No.12511823

>>12511805
>Hating TF
>Hating Hound
>Liking Bob
Anon please stop having such shit taste.

>> No.12511826

>>12511805
I've seen this post before, on multiple occasions.

>> No.12511828

>>12511818

nah

>> No.12511830

>>12511805
> defending bob
> shitting on YBA

I'll send you to the Hell where they skin you alive!

>> No.12511832

>>12511809
Eh, I just found it funny until I knew the backstory behind it.

>> No.12511835

>>12511805
Man I love this copypasta, but next time you should add.
>Alp is a suicidal, self depreciating faggot
>Negawalker wanks off to self promotion
>Lanternon is a jew who wants people to pay for his writefaggotry.

>> No.12511837

>>12511832
What's the backstory?

>> No.12511838

>>12511832
There's a backstory?

>> No.12511840

>>12511820
Where is Alp, anyway?

>>12511809
>We need one good color/draw/writefag that regularly comes to these threads

>tfw I want to become partners with Loen in bringing good write/drawfaggotry to these threads the same way that .less and Bob have apparently become partners
>tfw Loen most likely only works alone like Batman, or is too busy with other things to be concerned with a peasant like me like Batman

You don't understand, I like Loen, okay?

>> No.12511841

>>12511835
You forgot the Crayonanon. You gotta have something on him.

>> No.12511845

>>12511840
Is Zophia Gundam?

>> No.12511848

>>12511841
What about
>Crayonanon is a unfunny "artist" who refuses to believe his 15 minutes is up

>> No.12511849

>>12511835
The Alp thing is true though. We can't have any truth on that list.

>> No.12511850

>>12511845
Hopefully G-Gundam.

>> No.12511851

>>12511840
I love Loen too, he has created some of the greatest art for these threads including some of my favorite Holstaurus images of all time. But he has only shown up once since the move here, who are you btw?

>> No.12511852

>>12511849
>Implying a good deal of that list isnt true
Anon please.

>> No.12511853

>>12511841
>He didn't do my waifu in the thread he ran the Danuki dating service

>> No.12511855

>>12511835
Ooh! Say something about me.
Scold me! Anon-kun!

http://i.imgur.com/cboMG5g.gif

>> No.12511856

>>12511832
If you want to make up for it color this http://imgur.com/a/QuPmf#18 Please?

>> No.12511859

>>12511805
> no mention of bromont

Shit list.

>> No.12511862

>>12511856
Didn't that already get coloured?

>> No.12511863

>>12511856

I second this.

>> No.12511864

>>12511859
Because you can't shit on bromont.

>> No.12511865

>>12511794
the only one i got to hate in these treads was shitposter-kun anyone else deserves love, affection and pseudopenises

>> No.12511868

>>12511850
Have you watched ANY of the UC series? Especially the ones with compositions by Kouhei Tanak and Hiroyuki Sawano?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du1wdeNqO8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLq8q3kAFe4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r9NDWKJi1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vTgbMCobZk

>> No.12511869

>>12511864
>Bromont is a tripfagging attention whore who was exiled from /tg/ for good reason

>> No.12511870

>>12511862
I haven't seen a single color edit of it.

>> No.12511871

>>12511851
An anon who needs to focus on writing Hathor instead of beating off vigorously to Loen.

>> No.12511872

>>12511855
Ehhhhh, youse okay.

>> No.12511873

>>12511871
Dear god you are awesome. Please do write something about delicious health god. You are my ultimate nigger.

>> No.12511874

>>12511848
Now that is certainly some grade A hatred, good job anon.

>>12511853
>TFW we will never have another Dating Service from either CYOAnon or Crayonfag
http://i.imgur.com/BEz0J8L.jpg
Life is suffering. Which girl did you guys get?

>> No.12511875

>>12511859
How about
>I hate Bromont because he's too willing to please everybody.

>> No.12511880

>>12511870
I swear it was coloured, by Hound too

>> No.12511884

>>12511880
I have never seen Hound color that, I've asked several times and he's never done it. I will give you that there is a possibility I just don't remember or missed it but considering my love for that picture and everything Holstaurus in general that chance is very low. I just really want this picture colored.

>> No.12511888

>>12511880
>>12511884
I just remembered, you might be thinking of the wheresheep one, it looks similar and I do remember Hound coloring that one, but not the Holstaurus one.

>> No.12511889

>>12511884
>http://imgur.com/a/QuPmf#18
I tried it once and the leg patches never quite looked right.
If I could do it all one solid color perhaps, what color would you like?

>> No.12511893

>>12511888
Yeah, I think it was probably the Weresheep one
Sheesh, thought I was going mad or something

>> No.12511894

>>12511865
I hope you fall out of the shower and break your dick.

>> No.12511897

>>12511893
Or maybe not, since I just found what >>12511889 is talking about.

>> No.12511900

>>12511889
A lightish blue or brown perhaps?

>> No.12511902

>>12511894
While there are certainly writefags and drawfags of varying quality, they all bring something interesting to the threads for at least a few people.

There is not a single writefag or drawfag in this thread at it is unanimously agreed is cancerous to these threads and their quality would be vastly improved without them. They all hold some value of some kind, and work as pieces to a greater whole.

>> No.12511908

>>12511902

I'm one of them.

Named Beelzebobfoam-sensei

>> No.12511910

>>12511900
How about a gray? The littlest minotaur perhaps?
puu sh/bK6XB/435dc02d87

>> No.12511914

>>12511908
>>12511908
Even you are valuable Anon.

From the graceful LDR to the awkward Alp. The feeble Crayonfag to the mighty .less. The polarizing Bob to the renowned Hound.

All are unique and part of a greater whole, the circle of OC, which is necessary for these threads to survive.

>> No.12511915

>>12511902
Are you blind? Bob brings nothing but trouble. The only people who like him are those two as assplay guys. All bob did was bring dicks intobthe thread.

>> No.12511917

>>12511902

>they all bring something interesting to the threads for at least a few people.

And that's what keeps us all together in the end, regardless of how much people bitch about each other's tastes.

>> No.12511923

>>12511910
Sure, sounds nice. So long as it looks good man.

>> No.12511927

>>12511915
don't like futa, so this guy who wrote a futa story is nothing but evil

bob haters are the most immature little bitches
they ruin threads and then blame bob for forcing them to shitpost

>> No.12511928

>>12511915
Your hate is blinding you.

>> No.12511933

>>12511398
She had a chance. Had.

Then she choked and couldn't seal the deal

>> No.12511935

>>12511927
Oh please, before opnedvthe door for the futafags and mbfags these threads were gold, he is directly responsible for their downgrade. And futa has its own damn board, there is literally no reason why they have to forcebtheirv taste here.

>> No.12511938

>>12511915
Please, let's not devolve ourselves into hate. That's what the rest of this website tends to do, and hate will only consume and destroy us in the end.

I'm not saying we should love and worship every xfag who comes here, but constantly hating them will only drive them and future ones away, leaving us as nothing but an empty angry shell yelling about horse pussy.

Appreciate those we like, feel good about those who like the ones we don't particularly care for, and take it easy all together with our monster waifus. I don't understand how there can be so much hatred in these threads when half the people here are submissive as fuck.

>> No.12511940

Where are the good slime girl doujins?

I swear there is a criminally small amount of them.

>> No.12511942

>>12511935
>implying they weren't already here
>implying these threads were ever gold
>implying he "forced" futa here
>implying you shitheads aren't the biggest stain on these threads

>> No.12511943

>>12511928
To what?

>>12511927
The most glaring offense is that he knows it causes drama and yet he continues. Bob is not an monstergirl lover, actions speak louder than words, and his have brought nothing but hate and infighting. You are wrong to defend him.

>> No.12511944

>>12509098
>good twin getting maimed
>best girl going off the deep end at an ever increasing pace
And I can picture the step succubutt watching that whole exchange at the end from inside with amusement. This is one intriguing trainwreck, can't wait for more.

On that note, more Meat and Metal when?

>> No.12511945

Have we gotten scans of Mama Miia titties yet?

>> No.12511947

reminder that lawfully good succubutts are best girls. Their constant struggle to keep their molesting ways under control is endearing.

>> No.12511950

>>12511938
>But constantly hating them will only drive them and future ones away
Good, futa fags have their own board. But even then we've been fighting them for a very long time yet have they left? No, so not only is your argument actually a good thing, its not even real.

>> No.12511951

>>12511740
CYOAs

>> No.12511952

>>12511943
>Bob's to blame for a bunch of retards throwing a shitfit because they don't like what he writes.

yeah, no. fuck off

>> No.12511954

>>12511951
I miss those.

>> No.12511956

>>12511727
>>12511726
... anyone got a link?

>> No.12511958

>>12511956
No. We don't.

>> No.12511965

>>12511942
And yet before fc they never posted, and he sure as fucked forces it or did you already forget the fucking gnoll? The only stain in these threads are you blasted fags no one wants and refuse to leave.

> everyone's taste is valid

Then why don't you post some ntr vore unbirth? Fucking hypocrite.

>> No.12511969

>>12511954
Well it doesn't help that most people demand that CYOAs take place in a Pastebin, erasing all forms of interaction with the writer because it takes up space, a problem that is no longer an issue given we autosage slower than Bob acquiring taste

>> No.12511970

Why aren't you guys moving to 4+4chan? we've been moved once who is to say the next time moot decides to move us it's the removal of these threads?

>> No.12511971

>>12511965
>everyone's taste is valid
what the fuck posts are you even reading
try again retard
if you dumbasses didn't insist on dumping on bob at every opportunity these threads would be much higher quality. Go be insecure somewhere else, literally everyone hates you and likes bob.

>> No.12511972 [DELETED] 

>>12511971
>literally everyone hates you and likes bob
G8 b8 m8

>> No.12511973

>>12511970
We have no reason to since it doesn't look like there's a chance of us moving from here in the future, and /jp/ is small and free of SJW.

Though I've seen the Monster Girl board on that place and honestly maybe we could do CYOAs there.

Like >>12511969 said, interaction and the format of pastebin isn't ideal, but these threads it'd be a no go because post limits, on topic, some people not liking it, etc. However, having them over there would fix all those problems.

>> No.12511974

>All this shitflinging over writefagging

And to think the previous thread was so cozy...

>> No.12511975

>>12511952
> bob is to blame because he keeps forcing gay shit into our glorious hetero threads

FTFY.

> fuck off

You first.

>> No.12511977

>>12511974
No we're just calling Bob and the people who like his work total faggots.
No different than saying Hitler was a bad person

>> No.12511981

http://imgur.com/dXyzKTe

>> No.12511983

>>12511044
Please don't ever make a video game.

>> No.12511984

>>12511981
I'd hit it even if she was a farmer daughter.
ESPECIALLY if she was the farmer's daughter.

>> No.12511987

why do yall care so much about people liking things you don't like

>> No.12511988

>>12511981
Excellent work as usual, Hound. I like the use of yellow for the dress. Reminds me of girls first wearing sundresses every spring.

>> No.12511991

>>12511981
I love it. I love it a lot

>> No.12511992

>>12511981
I approve, even though I'm more of a strawberry milk kind of person.

>> No.12511993

>>12511971
>insecure

No buddy thst's you. You see us going to /d/ and posting regular porn to fuck with the alternatives? YOU are the ones with the problem, you don't like that you're not catered to here when you have an entire board for /d/icks, we have one fucking thread to talk about monsterGIRLS, but you can't let us have that, fuck you.

>> No.12511995

>>12511992
I was using Auras colors, since someone suggest gray.

If you look closely you can almost see some lipstick.

>> No.12511997

>>12511992
>Liking strawberry milk over chocolate milk
To each their own

>> No.12511999

>>12511992

>Liking strawberry milk

I blame Bob.

>> No.12512000

>>12511981
Delicious, thank you for coloring this.

>> No.12512001

>>12511973
We could post porn at least.

>> No.12512003

>>12511999
>milk
http://imgur.com/vjdK2km

>> No.12512004

>>12511993

>kneejerk "th-that's gay, girls don't have dicks" reactions to the very thought of a monster girl equipped with something phallic
>not insecure

>> No.12512006

>>12511997
>>12511999
It's a kid thing. Was never big on it as a youth, even though I do love the chocolate.

>> No.12512007

>>12511993
>not wanting a dire wolf to dominate you with a strap on while a pack of lesser wolf girls take turns sucking you off

>> No.12512008

>>12512003
>Milk
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Pregnant-Asterios-Commission-482732808

>> No.12512011

>>12512008
>deviantart
>pregnant Asterio
I'm thankful I don't have an account there and I can't see it.

>> No.12512012

>>12512008
but but
why

>> No.12512015

>>12512004
> girls don't have dicks

That is correct, and not liking "girls" with dicks doesn't make me insecure, it makes me straight. Try harder faggot.

>> No.12512016

>>12512008
http://i.imgur.com/nIT3wNC.gif

>> No.12512018

>>12512011
it's actually not the worst thing ever, it's just he makes Asterio look shorter, and has a watermark because 'muh stealing'

>> No.12512020

>>12512015
Suddenly recalling this D&D campaign with this SJW DM that ended up cultivating an empire that would've turned women into futas...

>> No.12512021

>>12512015

>I called him a faggot, that'll show him!

http://i.imgur.com/VrSoNUB.jpg

>> No.12512022

>>12512020
Sounds better than that shitty D&D campaign the IRC tried to make and failed

>> No.12512028

>>12512021
> can't refute
> posts snarky reaction image

This must be really embarrassing for you, fudgepacking faggot

>> No.12512032

>>12512021
I'm curious, where are you from?

>> No.12512033

>>12512022
>>12512020
D&D is dead anyway.
5th Edition proves it when you have to shoehorn in rewards FOR ROLEPLAYING
YA KNOW, THE THING THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IN D&D TO BEGIN WITH SINCE EVERYTHING BEFORE 20TH LEVEL IS BORING SHIT OTHERWISE

>> No.12512035

>>12512028

Don't see what there is to refute.

>> No.12512040

>>12512032

What do you mean?

>> No.12512046

>>12512035
So you're retarded on top of all things, great, and I meant which country/what nationality?

>> No.12512051

>>12512046

America

>> No.12512058

>>12512046
Britland.

>> No.12512068

>>12512033
When the autisitic kid at the table says nothing but reaps all the same rewards and doesn't act as a good springboard for interparty banter or roleplay, it's hard to keep the energy up. At least give those people who work at it some reward.

Hell, I still remember my embittering experience with 4e when I played a CHA warlock film noir detective style, but the other casters in the party just dumped a bunch of gold into a ritual of find rumor in order to skip the sleuthing part of the campaign.

>> No.12512077

>>12512035
The simple fact that not wanting a "girl" with a penis makes me insecure. Gender is not a spectrum, if you have a dick you're a guy, if you have a pussy you're a girl.

> inb4 transgender

Merely people who got a hood change, it doesn't make them the opposite gender, sorry if that fuck up your deluded tumblr/sjw/Batshi view on what makes someone male or female. But then again I'm not sorry at all.

>> No.12512080

>>12512077
*doesn't make me

>> No.12512082

>>12512077
Futa has both. What now?

>> No.12512085

>>12512082
Not him but what is a hermaphrodite.

>> No.12512086

>>12512082
Then it is an abomination.

>> No.12512089

>>12512082
Not always. Freaks of nature in any case,an "it."

>> No.12512096

>>12511869
Shut up, bromont.

You self hating prick.

>> No.12512107

http://i.imgur.com/IUadpNV.png
http://i.imgur.com/AZ1HRbJ.jpg

Another manga with a qt monstergirl. I'll definitely be following this.

Has anyone here read the LNs?

>> No.12512113

>>12512107
She just has cat ears, the fuck are you talkin' about?

>> No.12512115

>Best Christmas film is on tv already and it's not even October

Who is Santa Claus in monster girl universe?

>> No.12512116

>>12512115
A lovely Christmas Cake Tanned Elf who goes around and leaves presents for all the nice shotas and lolis and kisses on the forehead for being such nice children.

Naughty Monster Girl Lolis get coal. Naughty Shotas get to spend the night with Santa and her special helpers. And not a pleasant one.

>> No.12512117

IF YOU WANNA BE SIN FREE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
NEVER MAKE A MOSNTER WOMAN YOUR WIFE!
IF YOU WANT THE PALADIN POINT OF VIEW
GET A HUMAN GIRL TO MARRY YOU!

>> No.12512118

>>12512116
That's not coal.

>> No.12512119

>>12512082
Status:

[ ] Told

[ ] Not told

[x] rekt

>> No.12512121

>>12512117
> Marrying s human girl
> Marrying

I didn't know there were dumb Paladins.

>> No.12512124

>>12512119
Look, can you, like, stop?
You're only making us other people who actually mildly like futa look bad.

I mean, we can't be sure how many people really hate futa compared to those that actually like it, but we all know the agreement that we choose not to talk about it in these threads.
And the majority of us especially don't shoehorn the idea until it becomes not funny anymore.

So are you a faggot for liking futa? No.
Are you a faggot for refusing to let the joke die and ruining what was one of my favorite MGs among the other threadgoers? Yes. Yes you are.

>> No.12512125

>>12512121
I CAN USE ME HELMET AS A TOILET!

>> No.12512126

>>12512121
Well what do you expect from a bunch of barbaric sword throwers, hell if you don't want monsters near you just don't live near em.

>> No.12512127

>>12512115
Don't we have a Krampus girl?

>> No.12512129

let's do a realistic rewrite of police-kun and manticore. am i allowed to post greentext or shall it be confined to pastebin?
(it will be short)

>> No.12512130

>>12512129
As its manticore I'd say keep it to the pastebin because of how people get with them though you should see the general reaction first. It is nighttime so there wont be much activity until tomorrow so you might be able to get away with it though like I said just wait and see.

>> No.12512133

>>12511740
So Bob is /mgg/ equivalent of jews now?

>> No.12512139

>>12511805
You can add
>CYAO anon is literally insane person who locked up in madhouse

Also rip Cat. It's been 2.5 months since his last update

>> No.12512140

>>12509899
>Finns
>white

>> No.12512142

>>12512127
Yes.

>> No.12512144

what charon stories are there?

>> No.12512151

>>12512144
There's a hobo rape one

>> No.12512154

>>12512144
There's a few, but they're dead boring.

>> No.12512156

>>12512144
Yeah but they are a real bOARe

>> No.12512157

>>12512144
>asking for Charon stories
>expecting anything but the hobo rape one
Well, you just made a grave mistake, friend.

>> No.12512160

>>12512124
> look bad
you're perfectly capable of doing that yourselves

> agreement
which you don't respect

> don't shoehorn the idea until it's not funny anymore
Except that's exactly what you did, and got Cheshire blacklisted.

Andvifbyou expect me not to piss on the charred corpse of my foe, well, you're gonna be disappointed.

>> No.12512165

>>12512144
Not much. most of them will make you die of boredom

>> No.12512168

>>12512144
They're all hella bad.

>> No.12512169

>>12512160
Hey, Einstein, I'm on your side.

But honestly, I dislike that people are ruining the fun for everybody as much as you do.

>> No.12512170

>>12512130
http://pastebin.com/Bp8nrucB
a petty attempt at revenge. but then again, all revenge is petty

>> No.12512172

>>12512154
>>12512156
>>12512165
Fuck off Charons it's too late for this shit

>> No.12512175

>>12512157
WHO THE FUCK IS CHARON ANYWAY I MUST KNOW

>> No.12512176

VANILLAFAGS! I CALL UPON YOUR DIABETES INDUCING FAGGOTRY! FIND CHARON A MAN TO LOVE! AND WHO WILL LOVE HER!

>> No.12512178

>>12512139
Capt followed the path of drawfags who did MGs - he writes Kancolle now.

>> No.12512179

>>12512175
Lurk more faggot.

>> No.12512180

>>12512175
Google is your friend anon

>> No.12512181

Green Orc or Pig Orc?

Which one would make the better wife?

>> No.12512184

>>12512157
>>12512151
I've heard the horrors, but do I really hate myself enough to read it?

>> No.12512186

>>12512181
P'Orc by a mile
it's been established that P'Orc is the way to go

>> No.12512187

>>12512181
Pig Orcs and Green Goblins are the best.

>> No.12512189

>>12512180
i tried, it didn't work

>> No.12512190

>>12512184
Depends, do you have a type of alcoholic beverage you can chug while you read it?

>> No.12512193

>>12512181
Green P'orc. Though, I'll be needing some eggs with that meal.

>I would do her in a boat
>I would do her with a goat
>I would do her in the air
>I would do her everywhere

>> No.12512194

>>12512189
Archives are your second best friend along with Google

>> No.12512196

>>12512190
Does cider count, or do I need to open up some stoli for this.

>> No.12512197

>>12512170
irritated with the beta-leaning manticore stories huh?

>> No.12512199

>>12512170
>violence against mg

Absolutely fucking disgusting.

>> No.12512201

>>12512194
never found a backstory, just pictures and hobo rape.

>> No.12512205

>>12512169
If you're one of the few who like it yet don't push it, we're fine. But forget about "being on the same side" that's banned. I don't hate you, but we've been at this too long.

>ageogtfdl.jpg

>> No.12512206

>>12512196
I'd say something a bit stronger than that.

>> No.12512207

>>12512199
it was assault on an officer, what do you expect.

>> No.12512208

>>12512170
This guy is just asking for brutal revenge rape.

>> No.12512210

>>12512201
Just go look up Charon the Ferryman on google you should get something

>> No.12512213

>>12512206
Stoli it is.

>> No.12512215

>>12512199
What about medium to light bullying?

>> No.12512216

>>12512207
please keep police brutality out of my mg fantasies thx

(unless the police are mgs of course)

>> No.12512220

>>12512210
"In Greek mythology, Charon or Kharon (/ˈkɛərɒn/ or /ˈkɛərən/; Greek Χάρων) is the ferryman of Hades who carries souls of the newly deceased across the rivers Styx and Acheron that divided the world of the living from the world of the dead. A coin to pay Charon for passage, usually an obolus or danake, was sometimes placed in or on the mouth of a dead person.[1] Some authors say that those who could not pay the fee, or those whose bodies were left unburied, had to wander the shores for one hundred years. In the catabasis mytheme, heroes – such as Heracles, Orpheus, Aeneas, Dante, Dionysus and Psyche – journey to the underworld and return, still alive, conveyed by the boat of Charon."

that's an interesting first date.

>> No.12512221

>>12512170
I like it, bitch deserved it.
>>12512199
>Hurting women is wrong no matter what!
Get out of here SJW
>>12512216
>bitch assaults an officer
>He arrests her
>Police brutality
Faggot.

>> No.12512222

>>12511875
Peoples lives are hard enough.

I just want as many people happy as possible.

And McDonald's McRib sandwiches

>> No.12512223

>>12512213
Good luck anon

>> No.12512224

Thank fuck, an update.

Hope you enjoy it, please leave feedback.

http://pastebin.com/PBGwVLAy

Fuck you for losing my post 4chan.

>> No.12512226

>>12512216
she had it coming. tooth for a tooth

>> No.12512227

>>12512215
I hate all maledom of any kind but as long as there's no violence or psychological trauma I'll permit it

>> No.12512230

>>12512170
You. I like you.

>> No.12512236

>>12512220
She seems like a huge skank

>> No.12512248

>>12512199
> girls threatens your dick with hedge clippers
> not reason enough to gut her where she stands

Fucking subs

>> No.12512251

>>12512170
quick, someone post the subjugation mg story to counteract this faggotry

>> No.12512253

>>12512230
>>12512221
>>12512216
>>12512208
>>12512207
>>12512170
got some feedback, so let's make it a thing. here's the official account version for your viewing ease.

http://pastebin.com/gFJFt1Sg

it's exactly the same as the old one but there's an account that can be followed.

>> No.12512254

>>12512227
>permit
Who the fuck do you think you are?

>> No.12512255

>>12512251
>Quick somebody post a horrible story to counter this actually good story
FTFY

>> No.12512259

>>12512254
...a guy having fun on an anonymous image board, responding in a slightly sarcastic way to a guy who asked a silly question?

>> No.12512262

>>12512251
I bet you watch as your succubus sow gets fucked by other men faggot.

>> No.12512265

>>12512255
>>12512251
i think we can say that violence against anyone should be shunned, BUT if a girl or guy or transvestite threatens to cut of your dick with hedge clippers, you are more than within your rights to lay her out.

anyway, opinions aside, thanks for the feedback. for me, it is quite late so i must retire to my bunk but i will return...

gnight /jp

>> No.12512267

>>12512259
That was pretty dom actually, there may be hope for you yet.

>> No.12512268

>>12512255
>girl holds hedge clippers to guy's dick and gets thrown in jail
>actually good story

>> No.12512269

>>12512265
Exactly, thanks for that btw.
>>12512268
Where the fuck is your logic that an realistic story is bad?

>> No.12512274

>>12512267
I'd dom you faggots any day, but as far as mgs go sub is the only way to be.

>> No.12512281

I thought these threads got bad sometimes about EMG and such.
These are a haven compared to this shit - http://forums.mangafox.me/threads/458383-Official-Spoiler-RAW-Discussions-thread/page60

>> No.12512283

>>12512259
Now you listen here, you little shit.

We take things LITERALLY around these parts and don't you forget it.

>> No.12512285

So how hard do you want your MG waifu to dom you?

Very light, IE she's just a top and takes the lead, or full on pegging and biting and making you wear a leash?

>> No.12512286

>>12512178
Where and when? He posts in kancolle general or what?

>> No.12512289

>>12512285
Maybe somewhere in the middle but I wouldn't mind if she wanted to get rough

>pegging
n-not unless she really wanted it
>biting
maybe
>leash
as long as she doesn't make me walk around in public with it

>> No.12512291

>>12512285
I have a Holstaurus waifu, but I would keep from giving her sex for as long as it took to make her revert back to Minotaur nature and fuck my brains out. That's the only time I want it though, everything else is filed with tender cuddles and milk. Just sometimes I want my pelvis smashed ya know?

>> No.12512296

>>12512222
You're a good man Bromont. You should know that, and I havent read any of your writing either.

>> No.12512297

>>12512291
Couldn't agree with you more man.

>> No.12512301

>>12512291
Real men go for full-on minotaur waifus and nightly rough sex. Don't you want to be a real man anon?

>> No.12512304

>>12512285
Medium. Pegging and urethral sounding, maybe even dick biting, are go, but no bullying.

>> No.12512307

>>12512289
I dunno, I'm a masochist. I want her to fuck me roughly with a strap on while biting me and tugging on the leash. I want her to thrust as deep and hard as she can, forcing me to drool pre-cum all over.

And then tender aftercare.

>> No.12512308

>>12512301
You wouldn't last a week on the farm city-boy.

>> No.12512311

>>12512304
>urethral sounding
>but no bullying
>you can shove stuff down my peehole but please don't hurt my feelings
Quoi?

>> No.12512313

>>12512289
>>12512304
>>12512307
>All these people wanting a phallic object in their ass.
I knew there were people like that here but I didn't think there were so many.

>> No.12512314

>>12512285
>TFW Dragon Waifu who usually femdoms lightly because she 'wants to keep her crown jewel in mint condition'

>> No.12512317

>>12512311
Makes sense to me. Having all that done to you just /feels/ good. You're totally at her mercy and she's using you, every part of you. She'll make you cum over and over.

But that doesn't mean you don't want her to love you.

>> No.12512319

>>12512274
There's nothing wrong letting someone else drive every once in a while, but are you a man, or a bitch? There are no other seats.

>> No.12512322

>>12512311
You have a kneejerk response to urethral sounding. It's not painful when done right. It's all about total trust, which is not possible with an unloving girl.

>> No.12512324

>>12512313
Oh good, you guys are still around.

>> No.12512334

>>12512322
I have a hard time believing it would not be really easy to screw up and have you end up in excruciating pain

also I doubt my waifu has the patience for something like that

>> No.12512336

>>12512285
> choking
No passing out

> rough riding
I love it

> bondage
only if I trust her

> pegging, humiliation

Time to call the paladins

> leash
If we're alone, maybe

>> No.12512338

>>12512317
Bullying can be done with love anon. Think of it as keeping your ego in check, she's doing it for your own good

>> No.12512340

>>12512334
You start small and shallow. Tons of lube, careful insertion. Bit by bit you go deeper. Eventually you can get it all the way down.

>> No.12512342

>>12512336
>if we're alone, maybe

Would you let her take you for nightly walks in the park while no one's around?

>> No.12512344

>>12512319
>but are you a man, or a bitch?

I am a bitch. Are we done here?

>> No.12512346

>>12512313
It's just a few guys from /d/. Pegging be gay.

>> No.12512351

>>12512338
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.12512356

>>12512342
She can lead me, but I'm not getting on all fours.

>> No.12512362

>>12512319
>are you a man, or a bitch?
Well I guess my Monster Waifu would want me as a bitch, so that's what I'll be

>> No.12512363

>>12512344
No, I'm taking your balls and man card.

>> No.12512365

>>12512334
>easy to screw up
>patience
That's exactly the charm. It's like a proof of deep love.

>> No.12512368

>>12512362
and another one for the pile.

>> No.12512372

>>12512319
So are switches like me commuting by bus or what?

>> No.12512375

>>12512365
but my waifu's a hulking red oni who is often extremely drunk and uncontrollably horny when she roughs me up

I really don't think this is a good idea

>> No.12512377

HOLY SHIT we're still on page nine. How many of us do you think there are left, 50, 100, more?

>> No.12512382

>>12512372
You're sitting with one ass cheek in the driver's seat and the other in the passenger's

basically you're forcing other people out of their seats and fucking everything up

>> No.12512384

>>12512375
Yeah, that sounds pretty dangerous. An elegant blue oni, though...?

>> No.12512386

>>12512372
More like flying by carpet. No seats on a carpet.

>> No.12512392

>>12512382
>Switches
>Anything but the master race
You'll know the glory one day anon, all will know the glory.

>> No.12512394

>>12512356
Anon, don't be that way anon, just this once do it for her. You can even wear kneepads and those funny paw gloves if you want

>> No.12512398

>>12512392
> He who chases two rabbits will have neither.

>> No.12512401

>>12512394
She's already fucked me in front of my parents, and hers...in church. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

>> No.12512402

>>12512363
You can't, it's still a learner's permit.

>> No.12512405

>>12512398
>Not being a switch with a switch waifu.
>Not loving the idea of sex being a constant battle for control with the the sub and dom switching places constantly.
>Not wanting to wait for your waifu to let her guard down while she's riding you only to flip her on her back and take control.
>Not wanting her to wait until you let your guard down and then take control from the bottom by leglocking you and forcing you to thrust into her.

How does it feel to be a pleb?

>> No.12512407

>>12512392
>Being an indecisive fuck who wants his cake and to eat it too

>> No.12512409

>>12511796
>They disappeared when the threads were kicked out of /a/
http://imgur.com/a/f7P7h#10
Lies anon, Im still here.
But videogames and social stuff eats away my free time
Also I have a milf gift for /mgt/. Saw MM ch27 raws and Im kinda dissapointed Miia's mom is just a Miia copy paste. I guess almost 3 months of hype and waiting got my imagination too carried away. But well, did some Miia's mom sketch with some extra meat. Image limit reached so just gonna upload it on imgur.

>> No.12512414

>>12512405
>leglocking

I still don't get how this is dom. You're still the one on the giving end, it's just that it's harder to pull out now

>> No.12512416

>>12512398
>Implying you can't have both
There's plenty of monster girls out there who are switch, they are the superior ones too. The dominant ones are usually cunts too.
>>12512407
I've decided that I don't give a shit which way it goes because I can actually enjoy sex.

>> No.12512418

>>12512409
>New Loen content
What a day to return from a ban!

>> No.12512419

>>12512409
steam?

>> No.12512421

>>12512409
I love you Loen.

>> No.12512423

>>12512409
http://imgur.com/a/QuPmf#2
There you go.

>> No.12512424

>>12512414
It's dominating when your waifu is an Oni who uses her strength to control when you thrust.

>> No.12512426

>>12512423
>That softness
Loen I want to have your children

>> No.12512427

>>12512405
> sex should be a battle for control

I pity you.

>> No.12512435

>>12512423
Damn, I'm at a loss for words. Awesome job!

>> No.12512439

>>12512423
god i missed you

>> No.12512451

>>12512384
Aren't blue onis also rape machines when they're drunk? Still sounds dangerous.

I think I would only trust urethral sounding to a unicorn or something equally gentle

>> No.12512452

>>12512423
LEWD
Nice desu ne~

>> No.12512476

>>12512423
I want to cuddle a healthy motherly monster girl

>> No.12512478

>>12512423
puu dot sh/bKl0M/1b190edcc3
Because I want to try more Loen stuff

>> No.12512480

>>12512423
Muh wee-wee's big..
I gotta go to the bathroom!

>> No.12512483

>>12512478
Oh my, delicious.

>> No.12512484

>>12512423
Delicious.

>> No.12512491

>>12509098
oh god i haven't read a story from here that captured me as well as this one has, thank you for writing it

the first part captured my dick, the 2nd has my heart

please give nina some loving because she needs it, aftercare is super important ;_; i don't want to see this house of cards explode with despair

>> No.12512495

Would you dress up in frilly girl clothes if you're waifu asked you to?

>> No.12512498

>>12512495
Sure, absolutely. I'm girlish enough to play a trap anyways. And certainly if my waifu wanted it, anything to please her.

>> No.12512499

>>12512495
No because that's gay.

>> No.12512504

>>12512495
Not into that sort of thing, sorry.

>> No.12512506

>>12512495
I'd love to play princess for my Dragnfu.
>>12512499
>a guy and a girl getting kinky is gay
You people are weird.

>> No.12512510

>>12512506
>A guy dressing up like a girl
That is homosexual.

>> No.12512515

>>12512510
No, that's not what that word means.

>> No.12512517

>>12512506
>I'd love to play princess for my Dragnfu.
Are you me Anon?

Being the princess to a loving and possessive Dragon Waifu is wonderful.

>> No.12512518

>>12512498
>girly enough to be a trap
I'm jelly

>> No.12512519

>>12512498
>girlish enough to play trap
You can't know that if you never tried it. Have you? Are you man enough to try?

>> No.12512520

>>12512515
The implications of the act are homosexual.

>> No.12512521

Just when I want to go to bed, my brain wants to write some monster girl stories.

FUCK YOU BRAIN! FUCK YOU!

>> No.12512522

>>12512506
>>12512517
Why can't you just be the dainty shota prince instead?

>> No.12512525

The past couple discussions have shown me something. All the Alps come out at night in these threads.

>> No.12512526

>>12512525
Well, it's night time. The night life is always different from the day life

>> No.12512528

>>12512520
>a guy and a girl having sex
>homosexual
I see you're confused about what these words mean. You see, homosexuality is feeling attraction towards your own gender. At no point is anything like that implied here.
>>12512517
Sure is.
>>12512522
Dragons don't kidnap princes, they kidnap princesses. To use as knight bait. Everybody knows knights are better than princes.
>>12512525
Jokes on you, I just woke up.

>> No.12512530

>>12512525
Daytime /mgg/ is ruled by vanilla equalfags and maledom fags.

>> No.12512532

>>12512528
Are foreigners more inclined to Alp?
>>12512530
As it should be.

>> No.12512534

>>12512521
can we have some medusa?

>> No.12512535

>>12512518
Thanks, it can be fun

>>12512519
I just have a naturally girlish facial features. That combined with my average height, incredibly skinny body, long hair and keeping myself clean, I tend to get mistaken as a girl even when I don't try to pass as one. I have tried a few nights to see if I could successfully pass as a girl. And while it's fun, I'm not gay so I don't have much reason to do it, at least not often.

>>12512522
Well I could, but Dragon's have a built-in instinct to kidnap princesses. I'm sure she'd get a kick out of it if her husband was willing to play the part, at least for a while.

>>12512525
That's because the Normalfags are asleep. Now is when the true nature of /mgg/ crawls out.

>> No.12512536

>>12512525
We can't be Alps if we only do it with our waifus, anon.

>> No.12512541

>>12512530
>maledom fags
But that conversation earlier on in this thread wasn't about forcing maledom, just trying to understand a semi-SJW and his inability to enjoy it.
>>12512532
>foreigners
Europeans, you mean.
>>12512535
>not gay, no reason to do it
As long as you can do it when necessary. You never know when you might need that skill.

>> No.12512548

>>12512541
Anybody not American is technically a foreigner to me and most people that browse these threads.

>> No.12512549

>>12512534
Working on two things. One is a modern fantasy setting with a Lizardgirl cop as the protagonist.

Second thing is that Snake sisters in a Western setting idea that was kicked around a bunch of threads back. Was thinking rattlesnakes, but I suppose I can make one, or both of them Medusa.

Also planning on throwing a Marilith in one of them at some point

>> No.12512550

>>12512548
Then yes, foreigners are more likely to become Alps. Especially if they have to spend their winters cuddled up and sharing body heat or risk abduction by Finnish Elves prowling in the snow.

>> No.12512553

>>12512549
>Snake sisters in the Wild West
I remember being part of that. We had a fruitful conversation about good western cliches. The less refined sister has to eat beans like Terrence Hill, by the way.

>> No.12512555

>>12512550
I knew it.

>> No.12512557

>>12512555
Knew what? That Europeans are sexually more liberal than in the US of A?

>> No.12512558

>>12512541
Well of course I'll do it when necessary. If being a princess helps my Jabberwock waifu feel invigorated at the idea of having a cute helpless princess in her clutches, then I'll gladly do it for her.

Besides, who doesn't want to be their Monster Girl's princess?

>> No.12512561

>>12512541
Femdom fags are diametrically opposed to maledom shit, no sjw needed.

>> No.12512564

>>12512557
That Europeans are gayer than Americans. Its not being sexually liberal if you're born that way.

>> No.12512567

>>12512558
Almost every other person that comes to these threads.

>> No.12512570

>>12512567
Well that's gay of them

>> No.12512572

>>12512558
The alpha males prowling these threads who have been told by Pravda that sex with women is homosexual.
>>12512561
Go back up the thread, you'll be surprised to find that the opposition to maledom was caused by an education where
>was taught never to raise a hand against a woman
or something.

>> No.12512574

>>12512564
Only swedishyes is more gayer and cuckold-loving than murica.

>> No.12512575

>>12512567
And they have a shit of taste.

>> No.12512576

>>12512574
>Swedes are gay
Bitter Finn detected.

>> No.12512578

>>12512570
>>12512575
>Wanting to be a man is gay
Come on guys, seriously.
>>12512574
That's what I thought, Swedes and Fins are crazy.

>> No.12512580

>>12512578
>Finns are crazy
Please don't bully, we have a hard time.

>> No.12512582

>>12512580
Why?

>> No.12512583

http://imgur.com/a/QuPmf#3
>And IIIIIIIIiIIII wiiiill aaaalways looooooove yooooou

>> No.12512584

>>12512572
But that was only one guy making the baseless claim about the education.

And anyway don't you just reflexively wince at reading about someone getting the shit beaten out of them? You don't have to be some kind of sjw not to like that.

>> No.12512585

>>12512580
With all those elves roaming around I bet. What are they called again, I think there's like a specific name for them.

>> No.12512588

>>12512583
Fucking glorious.

>> No.12512590

>>12512582
Our government is cracking at the seams and is being run by a bunch of people with no real life experience, our economy is getting shittier and shittier because the people in charge are not interested in stability, only short term profits, which is why the Finnish government PAYS FOREIGN COMPANIES TO COME HERE AND TAKE OUR NATURAL RESOURCES OUT OF THE COUNTRY... oh, and then there's Unlce Vlad next door.
>>12512585
Halita, tonttu, menninkäinen, maahinen, hiisi, peikko, piru, take your fucking pick, they're in every nook and cranny.

>> No.12512593

>>12512583
Neat.

>> No.12512595

>Alp actually seems to have left

Dammit. I wanted Wurm Wrangler to continue

>> No.12512596

>>12512578
You're thinking of this wrong.

Assuming you're in a relationship with a Monster Girl who wants to call you her princess, she's not calling you a girl. She's saying you're her treasure, something she loves and holds dear to her, that she'll always protect and cherish no matter what. You're the most special thing in the world to her.

If you want to deny your Monster Waifu the joy of treating and loving you because 'muh sculinty' than yeah, I do think taking pride over letting your waifu be happy and compliment you is indeed a bit homosexual.

I mean, if you really don't want to be called one, that's fine. I imagine the people who wouldn't want to wouldn't be with the kind of Monster Girls that'd treat you like a princess anyways.

>> No.12512598

>>12512535
> true nature
Look at him. Look at this stupid alp and laugh.

>> No.12512601

>>12512553
Had to google this just to be sure I was getting the correct reference. Yes, yes she will! Bad table manners sounds like it needs to be a thing. Much to her sister's embarrassment.

>> No.12512604

>>12512598
He's right though. Our kind have always been the foundations of these threads, even when covered up in vanilla.

>> No.12512605

>>12512583
Love it!

>> No.12512606

>>12512595
>seems to have left
Can you keep a secret? I just stopped writing, I'm not going anywhere, ever.
>>12512601
Will the sisters ever have an epic mealtime staredown like Terrence Hill and Bud Spencer did?

>> No.12512610

>>12512590
Eh you guys fought Russia before, you'll do it again for the rest of the world while we sit back and watch right? Also Tonttu was the one I was thinking of. Pretty sure their the sauna elves.
>>12512596
Exactly, I wouldn't be with one of those monster girls, she can call me whatever she wants in private but I wont dress up, stop being a man, or do anything in public and if she doesn't want a guy like that then I don't want a girl like that.

>> No.12512611

>>12512590
Uncle Vlad has enough ukranian shit on his plate. And it won't change for 5 year at least.

>> No.12512614

>>12512596
Why the hell can't she call you her prince or treasure? Just because MGs are heavy on the femdom, doesn't mean men stop being men. You're raking it a bit far.

>> No.12512615

>>12512606
Why did you stop writing again?

>> No.12512616

>>12512595
>Wurm Wrangler
Yeah, somebody should probably pick that up. Too bad it's so badly sullied that will never happen.
>>12512610
>Sauna elves
No, a tonttu is a tiny little person with magic powers, and they live not only in the sauna, but in the house, the barn, the woods, at Santa's workshop even. They're not dangerous.
>fought Russia before
That was a completely different situation and can never happen again. Unlike Stalin, Putin has a loose grip on reality. We don't stand a chance anymore.
>>12512615
People asked me to.

>> No.12512617

>>12512604
> the people that come here who want to fuck exotic women are all secretly gay

No, we left this stupid meme back on /a/. All praise /jp/.

>> No.12512619

>>12512616
>people asked me to
I doubt that's the real reason.

>> No.12512620

>>12512619
Okay, people TOLD me to. Better? Can we stop now? I'm stopping now.

>> No.12512622

So tell me guys. I'm contemplating about writing down a dream I had involving a Manticore 1%er and I escaping the city after we pissed off the Chinese mafia. So any thoughts? Would you read it? Possible writefag.

>> No.12512625

>>12512620
I don't remember more than a few people telling you to stop.

>> No.12512626

>>12512620
And you listened? Why on Earth would you listen?

I mean, look at how many people bitch about Bob? Yet if Bob ever left these threads would be filled with ">TFW No more Laska" "Does anyone else miss Bob?" Listening to these threads is the worst thing you could do.

>> No.12512627

>>12512604
> foundation

Reverse rape, wanton fucking, and overanalization are the foundationb of these threads.

>> No.12512628

>>12512622
>Manticore
People will hate you for that, but I don't mind.

>> No.12512629

>>12512616
All he's got to do is take out the big eagle of freedom early and he's practically already won. He might be a little crazy but he's powerful and smart, anybody who studies history knows that if you want to win a world war you either get America on your side or take them out, and keep them out, early. I'm waiting for the day some Russian nuke/bio attack comes followed by a Chinese occupation. Sorry Fins but you'll likely be next.

>> No.12512630

>>12512622
haven't we had enough of these manticore stories yet?

>> No.12512631

>>12512622
You're going to get a lot of backlash on the Manticore, but it sounds interesting
Personally, I don't mind.

>> No.12512633

>>12512626
People would celebrate daily if bob left.

>> No.12512636

>>12512633
Except for Less, who would make nonstop pictures of Bob's crap and constantly post it.

>> No.12512637

>>12512628
>>12512630
>>12512631
Can't really control my dreams but hey she wasnt really friendly. Kinda acted like Revy from black lagoon.

>> No.12512638

>>12512625
They were consistent and vocal, I could only assume they represented everyone.
>>12512626
>listening to these threads is the worst thing you could do
Fuck it. I started writing because I thought people might like it. They did not. I don't see any reason to shit these threads up, if I can't make something enjoyable, I should just shut up, you know?
>>12512629
>next
No, Estonia comes before Finland, this is common knowledge with those involved.

>> No.12512639

>>12512606
I'm getting the feeling that I just need to watch all the Trinity movies don't I?

>> No.12512640

>>12512636
He already does that though. Maybe not as much as he would but still.

>> No.12512644

>>12512638
Well fine after Estonia. He'd get it all eventually.

>> No.12512648

>2000+ replies and still page 9
Fucking /jp/

>> No.12512649

>>12512622
Enough with the manticores. If you need a tough MG there's ogre, werewolf, salamander, lizards, jinks, gnome, dorf, ignis, hell, write it with hornet, just no manticores.

>> No.12512650

>>12512637
>Revy
She's a keeper.
>>12512639
Yes, yes you do. Did you know they made a serious western too? It was like, R-rated and everything. "God May Forgive, But I Won't" or something like that. Surprisingly, it worked.
>>12512644
But by then I hope we'll be in NATO.

>> No.12512651

>>12512638
If people didn't like it then why have there been people asking where you went? Shitposters always yell the loudest, people who enjoy or are content with something usually keep it to themselves.

>> No.12512652

>>12512638
Since when has the minority represented the majority? You should start writing again. So what if people harass you? At least you're entertaining to a few people, which is more than I can say about my stories.

>> No.12512653

>>12512285

As hard as she wants, I guess. As long as I get to put it in I'll put up with a lot of shit.

>> No.12512654

>>12512622

Sucks right? Having shit taste and wanting to drop a story on Anon, bu.t you know they'd just hate on it?

>> No.12512657

>>12512652
>start writing again
No.

>> No.12512661

>>12512650
Nato would be a problem, if he really wants to he could probably get to them in someway that takes them out or makes them focus on inward shit.

>> No.12512662

>>12512638
Alp, let me toss you some advise
Don't write to impress. Don't write because you want to be one of the well known writers. don't write because you want fame
Write for fun. If you enjoy writing, then continue what you're doing. If you enjoy doing something, why stop? Stopping means you never enjoyed it.

Course, most might stop after a while if they began to get bored of it, but do it for fun. That's all it is. That's all doing comishes and writing OC; it's just for fun. No fame, no fortune; just fun.
So stop putting yourself down, stop being so damn weak and taking a hit and being KO'd on the first punch, and TANK IT!
Do what you want. Do what you enjoy. That's why you get flak, because you take criticism like a punch to a piece of paper. TANK IT. Take it to account and LEARN FROM IT. And continue to do what YOU enjoy.

>> No.12512664

>>12512654
To be honest I figured the manticore was going to get hated on. Seeing as this was based on a dream and she was actually kind of a bitch i'm not changing anything about Valentine. I'll still right the story i'm just seeing if people would be willing to read it.

>> No.12512666

>>12512662
It's pretty sad that people value "fame" on an anonymous chinese cartoon image board in the first place.

>> No.12512668

http://imgur.com/a/QuPmf#4
Last for today. Have fun anons

>> No.12512671

>>12512650
Adding them to my queue now. If the internet gods are willing, I'll have 3 movies to watch and both seasons of Stand Alone Complex.

>> No.12512672

>>12512662
Truer words have never been spoken.

>> No.12512673

>>12512668
Thanks for everything, Loen

>> No.12512674

>>12512668
Lovely.

>> No.12512675

1%er guy.
OK so I know that you guys hate on Manticores, but i'm a little out of the loop on why. Someone want to fill me in? Are they just getting overused as a character? Because the only one I can think of is Savannah and some of Bob's other works.

>> No.12512676

>>12512675
Basically they're overused. Most stories have Manticores in them that's it's becoming a used wash rag

>> No.12512677

>>12512662
>write because you enjoy it
You know, I never put up everything I wrote. I wrote - and still write - stuff for fun, but the stuff I uploaded was for people here to enjoy. They didn't enjoy it, so I stopped uploading it. Simple isn't it? Monster Girl fapfics aren't the only thing I'm interested in you know. Though considering the reception I got here, I do have a much better understanding of my abilities, or lack thereof. No amount of pep talk is going to change that.
>>12512671
>both seasons Stand Alone Complex
I haven't gotten around to downloading the second season, good thing you reminded me.

>> No.12512678

>>12512668
Further proof that Arachne is a classy lady. Thanks for sharing!

>> No.12512680

>>12512675
Oversaturation

Too much art, too many stories, too much focus

Flavor of the fucking year when it had the appeal of the month

>> No.12512682

>>12512675
Basically that. Bob and Less forced Manticores. Same with Laska and other Bob stuff.

>> No.12512684

>>12512680
Flavor of the Moth?

>> No.12512686

>>12512684
I bet moth-chan tastes delicious.

>> No.12512690

>>12512686
Don't sexualize the Metalhead Moth, she's pure.

>> No.12512691

>>12512677
We did enjoy your stories. Writing isn't about ability, it's about heart. Look at Bromont; his ability to write is crap compared to most others, but he still brings wonder and joy wherever he goes.
Excluding /tg/, of course.

>> No.12512693

>>12512677
I still need to watch the last Arise movie. Been playing catch up since I'm having to find things again since my ExternalHD derped on me.

>writing
Could always write Monster Girl stories that aren't fapfics. If you ever want to share again, I'll read your stuff. Need to start doing that if I'm going to be a writefag myself. Might get some ideas.

>> No.12512696

>>12512690
I want to destroy her purity with my penis in the most tender and loving way possible.

>> No.12512697

>>12512664

I think Manticore gets hated on just because it became flavor of several months.

If you're willing to write, I'd like to read your story.

I know my recent dream would get shit on. To sum it up shortly it's basically a story of a giantess Oni with implied incest (she's not the MC's mother, she captured him and looks at him like a son, but also uses him as a sex toy. Gets violent when he tries to escape, he has to convince her not to kill him. She doesn't actually kill him. Death/Vore etc. is shit.) Fuck, it sucks having shit taste.

>> No.12512699

1%er guy.
That's to bad. I'd like for people to enjoy it. Sadly because of my dream I can't picture her any way else. Valentine is a bit of a hard bitch and acts similiar to Revy from Black Lagoon. Shes also a 1%er and just happens to have got me tangled up with her when pissing off the Chinese mafia. To bad for over saturation.

God I feel like a 14 year old on deviant art, trying to describe my character.

>> No.12512701

>>12512691
>We did enjoy your stories
>isn't about ability
See, this right here. You just admitted I can't write for shit. And writing ability is the only meaningful thing for me, because I don't have heart. At all. I never brought "wonder and joy" anywhere.
>>12512693
I didn't mean "fapfic" quite literally but whatever.
I have my old Alp story on a flashdrive, I could reupload that. Without the interludes. Or chapter 12

>> No.12512704

>>12512677
Not all stories have to be a fap story
Alp, from what I've seen of your stories, they're pretty enjoyable. Sometimes, the plot of a story can interest the reader.

Alp, I want you to start writing again. Hell, do a clean slate. make a smurf account and just start writing if you're afraid of getting flak for some strange reason
You need to man up, alp. You put yourself down way too damn easily. You take punches and criticism like a child. you're a grown damn man I think, so start TANKING. Listen to the pros and cons of your stories and improve. Everyone can improve, Alp. But you have to realize it's a long process. You don't just instantly become better, you progressively become better.
So stop sulking, stop being so GOD DAMN NEGATIVE, and do what you think if fun

>> No.12512706

>>12512701
That's a load of bullshit. You're a good writer, and you've got more heart than you think. Hell, you've got more heart than I've got liver.

>> No.12512710

>>12512704
>listen to the pros and cons
See, this is something that pisses me off. People tell me I keep ignoring critcism, but every I asked for I was told to fuck off and kill myself or something equally useful. That isn't helpful to me. At all.
>don't just instantly become better
I've been here for almost six months and my quality has only declined.

>> No.12512713

>>12512710
>my quality has only declined
No it hasn't.

>> No.12512717

>>12512662
>>12512666

You know you guys always say this, but the truth of the matter is there are two critical things you are leaving out.

The first is that feedback is a motivator, a BIG motivator to doing stories over the long haul. Nobody and I mean nobody likes to take a beating on what they do day in and day out. People who are forced to for jobs and other things are the kind of folks who snap and go postal.

The second is that stories, like a good speech or anything tailored for consumption by a public audience needs to take the audience into consideration. This even applies to artists who started that whole "be yourself and do what you want" stuff. Cubists don't show up to an old ashcan school exhibition and expect praise.

The way around this in larger communities is to find a niche where your interests and the interests of your audience align. You don't randomly hope people will like your stuff, you go find people who already do and then pander to them hard, occasionally using your insight to try new things that you think they'll like and want and just don't realize they want yet.

Of course this can be done horribly like with bob always pushing his new meme of the month.

The thing about /mgg/ is it's a small enough community that the commonality is monstergirls but the subsets are too diverse and populated by too few to be unified.

There's a couple guys that love chuuni. There's a lot that don't.
There's some that love futa. There's a lot that don't.
There's some that love pegging. There's more that don't.
There's some that love gore and murder. There's more that don't.
There's the subs and the doms and the dumbs.
There's the fluffy and the scaly.
The bondage and the belittling and the babyplay.
There's the sterile guy who doesn't care about sex
There's the giantess and the vorefag

1/2

>> No.12512719

>>12512717

2/2

Finding a spot where you can appeal to them all, or at least a majority, and have fun is a balancing act. Incorporate criticism, but learn to pander to the majority and think things through. Baby steps. You wander out into left field, you don't start there. Consistent updates and a well thought through story outline will get you the rest of the way through.

>> No.12512720

>>12512690
Pure sex. You're telling me you don't want to rock out out all night with her and take home after, sweaty and warm? To have her sit face to face with you, removing her shirt and taking in her scent? Having her press her body against yours, as you stealthily move your hands towards her antennae and making her go TSSSCH TSSSCH and have her grind that firm, fat butt into your crotch, flipping her switch and going wild, practically smothering you as she kisses you or tries to eat you, you don't know which, thrashing on top of you until she has a cunt shattering orgasm that leaves her drooling down your back? And that's just foreplay. Man, may be we really are full of alps.

>> No.12512726

>>12512720
>may be we really are full of alps
Oh the irony... but no, you don't stop sexualizing Moth-chan right now! She's not ready for that kind of stuff.
>cunt shattering orgasm...just foreplay
And she will NEVER be ready for THAT kind of stuff.

>> No.12512728

>>12512719
Trying to please everyone always, always screws things up.

>> No.12512732

>>12512728

Exactly. You don't please everyone. You please the largest common denominator.

>> No.12512733

>>12512710
>Six months
You think six months is a lot? You think in SIX MONTHS you'd get better?
Alpie, I want you to know two things. First and foremost, you're quality has not declined. I honestly don't know where you think it has, but it hasn't. You're a good writer. Remember that
Secondly, YOU DON'T IMPROVE IN SIX MONTHS. Yeah, maybe a little, but you don't become a five star chef in six months. It's a slow process So you're going to get unnoticeable results at the beginning.
It's slow, alp, but the more you do it, the more you'll improve. Don't just quit because you don't think you're getting better. Continue on, improve, learn, practice. Seriously, practising. Practice makes perfect and all that
Continue to write, continue to practice, continue to learn, and that's how you master things. you're not born with the ability to drive, you learn how to. you're not born with the ability to type, you learn. You practice. Practice practice practice, I cannot stress it enough

>> No.12512735

>>12512726
Ibthink your commas need work. I don't know if you want me stop sexualizing her or what.

>> No.12512737

>>12512726
She's a monster girl anon if you deny her desires like that you're gonna wake in her basement sex dungeon and not have any control of how hard she orgasms

>> No.12512738

>>12512733
That sounds like a lot of work with a lot shit being flung at me and no real reward for it at the end. Why are you so fired up?

>> No.12512748

>>12512738
I'm not fired up, I'm actually pretty tired from a long day at work
Alpie, you need to learn something. Stop aiming for the reward. What exactly is the reward to you, I'm actually curious

>> No.12512750

I just imagined a monstergirl tying me to a bed and forcefully cuddling me and popped a boner.
What the fuck have you people done to me?

>> No.12512754

>>12512750
We have improved you, Anon. you can thank us later.

>> No.12512755

>>12512748
>what exactly is the reward
Something like, getting good? Wasn't that the point of practice? Or was I supposed to practice for the sake of practicing itself?

>> No.12512757

Are the raws out yet?

>> No.12512758

1%er guy. Im gonna get some sleep and probably type something up. I bring a sample tomorrow for those of you who would like to sample it and tell me how awful I am. Any questions?

>> No.12512760

>>12512750
Aww, you're a cuddlebug now! Get like four big pillows, move your bed against the wall and then gather your covers around you as tightly as possible. Then you bury your head in the pillows. You are now safe from all the evils in the world and will soon feel as if you were being cuddled by something soft, but much bigger than you.

>> No.12512761

>>12512757
Chinese raws came out. Japanese raws we're looking at maybe Friday.

>> No.12512762

>>12512738

Here's a bit of real advice Alp. Try a new story. Keep most of the strange shit out of it. It's like spice man. Flavor the story, don't drown it. Post it as a guest. See what people think without your reputation behind it.

If it's a dud, toss it and try again.

When you get good feedback, put it on your real pastebin and keep the words flowing. That's how I think you'll get honest criticism and have people change their opinion of you.

>>12512748
Praise is the reward. Used to say a man would move mountains just for a kind word and a pat on the head. People forget how powerful that is, and how much men today still value something like a real handwritten thank you letter for something they did and how rarely they receive one.

>> No.12512765

>>12512758
>Any questions?
Would you please just namefag already? And you do realize we don't need status updates every hour, right?

>> No.12512769

>>12512755
So you're aiming to get good, correct? Practice. simple as that.
Yeah it's a lot of work, yeah it'll take some time, but it's as simple as that. Practice. That's it. you improve in time, and it's a long time at that, but if that's what you're aiming for, then aim for the top

Take a break from writing stories for the thread if you want, and practice behind the scenes. Just Practice, Alp.
And don't complain that it's "hard" or it "takes too long. Just practice

>>12512762
Try out what this Anon says too if you want. But seriously, just practice. If you want the "praise", you've got to earn it. Simple as that

>> No.12512770

>>12512762
>strange shit
Explain further. N-not that I'm going to try it, just out of curiosity.

>> No.12512775

>>12512754
>>12512760
No, you don't understand. I liked cuddling to begin with. I just imagined getting cuddleraped.
Would monstergirls consider that too lewd?

>> No.12512778

>>12512775
Oomukade

>> No.12512779

>>12512765
My apologies buddy, I don't know how to namefag. As for the periodic updates I'll stop as you have suggested.

>> No.12512781

>>12512758

Don't use the term 1%. It's a terrible moniker. One out of a hundred? That's a massive part of the population. My family only has a few million in assets and we're still in the .3% percent. That's the tier of the guy that owns a couple McDonald's under local franchise or the man who owns the Ford dealership down the road or most of the local successful small businesses, the guy with his own repair shop and so on.

In a town of a million people, 1% is still ten thousand people. That's not near the amount of super rich and old money in a town. The ones who run things can almost always be counted in numbers less than a hundred.

I hate so much that when people say "muh 1%" they mean the .05% or less.

>> No.12512782

>>12512769
>if you want "praise"
That's not really the point here. It would be enough to just not be hated. How do you propose I practice though?
>>12512775
It's actually the definition of vanilla sex for every species of Lamia.

>> No.12512786

>>12512782
We could never hate you Alp. Though we do want you to stop being self deprecating.

>> No.12512787

>>12512781
Now you're just reminding me of South Park.
>that makes Cartman the 0.17%

>> No.12512790

>>12512781
I was using it as one of my characters is a biker and some outlaw bikers refer to themselves that way, as 1%ers. My apologies.

>> No.12512789

>>12512786
>We could never hate you Alp.
Whoa, now. Not we. You guys. Some of you guys. Don't make him think everyone loves him, lying is wrong.

>> No.12512791

>>12512770

You're not Bromont. Quit trying to be zany. Try something a little more close to center, shorter and to the point.

Basically set some boundaries. Once you're comfortable there, then branch out.

>> No.12512794

>>12512786
>we could never hate you
The more vocal part of you sure does.
>>12512791
>zany
I'm not following you.

>> No.12512797

>>12512794
Assholes will always be more vocal.

>> No.12512798

>>12512782
Reading? Yeah, I know you've gotten that before, but seriously, just read. Doesn't matter what. Doesn't matter who. Hell, read some of the OC stuff as well
Also, write. A lot. You don't learn how to ride a bike by looking at it. You learn how to ride by getting on it yourself. So just read and write. Learn different writing styles.

If you don't want mud tossed at you, get out of the mud pit. I'm tired, OK?

>> No.12512800

>>12512797
It seems the supporters are far more vocal tonight. I guess the cycle continues.

>> No.12512803

>>12512782
>You'll never be abducted by a Lamia who fell in love with you.
>She'll never slowly coil around you while you try to struggle and escape.
>She'll never avoid raping you and start massaging you with her coils instead.
>She'll never start sex once you're relaxed and calm.
>She'll never pull you close to her and start whispering gentle loving things into your ear while stroking your hair.
>She'll never slowly and lovingly rape you all night long.
>You'll never wake up and see her smiling face afterwards.

This is what you people have done to me. God damn it.
Would it even be rape anymore if I actually wanted it?

>> No.12512806

>>12512798
>just read
I read a book a week on average (by book I mean usually something between 400-800 pages) on top of being a university student, so that's just as useless as it was the last time.
>write a lot
I don't even know what to say to that.
>>12512800
The hell it does.

>> No.12512807

>>12512803
Can't rape the willing

>> No.12512808

>>12512803
>would it be rape
No.
>This is what you people have done to me
And you're welcome.

>> No.12512809

>>12512803
>Would it even be rape anymore if I actually wanted it?
No, no it wouldn't. Hell, past the first line or two it doesn't even sound much like femdom.

>> No.12512813

>>12512806

Watch something in the background while you type that's part of a similar genre. The visuals will often inspire word descriptions and it just kind of sets the atmosphere with the sets and the dialogue.

>Writing a paladin story
>Have Kingdom of Heaven director's cut playing

Just stuff like that.

>> No.12512818

>>12512813
That sounds like a surefire way to get distracted by Orlando Bloom's chocolaty eyes and... uhh, I mean, it would negatively affect concentration because multitasking is hard and... yeah.
I do get the idea behind the visuals, sure.

>> No.12512849

>>12512699
I'd read it, even if I don't like manticores much. Just don't make her all deredere once she gets the D. Id be writing biker MG stories if I didn't have a backlog

>> No.12512852

>>12512849
Everybody has a backlog anon. And guess what? Nobody ever finishes it.

>> No.12512855

>>12512852
It always keeps growing. I don't think I'll ever slay that particular dragon.

>> No.12512858

>>12512855
It's just one of those things we like to cal RULES OF NATURE.

>> No.12512860

>>12512858
What does Darwinism have to do with my backlog?

>> No.12512861

I just finished watching Itadaki Seikei and holy shit, did the ending get me mad. Here is another proof that all succubusses are sluts, even if they are half-blood.

>> No.12512867

>>12512860
...bad anon, bad.
>>12512861
And yet humans are worse, remember Oretama? The human girl was sluttier than the Succuslut.

>> No.12512869

>>12512867
>...bad anon, bad.
Sorry. I thought it was funny.

>> No.12512872

>>12512869
Dammit Otacon, get a grip!

>> No.12512889

Grapesnake had always been jealous of the Pharaoh. She got all the praise from all the cute boys and got to sit on the fancy dickthrone while bossing everyone around. But she was such a stupid bitch, Grapesnake couldn't help but think the realm would do better with HER in charge in stead.
So one day Grapesnake slithered into the throne room for an audience.
"What do you want, serpent?" asked the dumb bitch queen, too lazy to even move her own hips, making the poor throneboy do all the work.
"I have a proposal" said the beautiful and intelligent snake.
"Let me be Queen for a day! If the realm is run better by me then it is by you, I get to stay the Queen!"
The Pharaoh laughed her pompous laugh.
"Ohohoho! What a novel idea! But who would be the judge?"
"Anubutt, of course!" replied the wise snake.
"Very well then! On the morrow you shall take the throne for a day!"

Come up with troublesome tasks for Queen Grapesnake to solve.

>> No.12512891

>>12512889
The mystery of Bob and his crappy stories.

>> No.12512896

>>12512891
On the morrow Grapesnake became Queen, with big, flashy crown and a bigger staff that what Pharaoh had. The dickthrone had to be adjusted a bit, as she had to lie on her belly to get the throneboy's dick inside her, and she was maybe a bit heavier than the anorexic mummy Pharaoh, but Queen Grapesnake was much more regal looking.
When the court opened, there came before her two men, Anon and Bob.
Anon accused Bob of being a shitty writefag who forcefed futa to everyone. This was a serious accusation.
"Let his story be read aloud" ordered the just Queen Grapesnake, and so it was done.
"Why, this story is hardly shitty, and there's but a single futa in it!" the Queen said, demanding Anon explain himself. Anon told her that he couldn't stand the fact that Bob had written a futa into the story, and demanded he be executed for it.
"But that's no crime, you fool! Maybe in Pharaoh's reign a man could be condemned because he liked something another man did not, but not today!"
And so Bob was set free and Anon was cast into the Khepri pit.

>> No.12512901

>>12512896
>And so Bob was set free and Anon was cast into the Khepri pit.
So they both win?

>> No.12512905

>>12512901
Such is the wisdom of Queen Grapesnake. Remove your local Pharaoh today!

>> No.12512906

>>12512896
>Anon was cast into the Khepri pit
I'll be back to overthrow her after a year long "training arc".

>> No.12512907

>>12512896

We accuse a shitty mod for kicking us out of /a/.

>> No.12512908

>>12512896

>All fetishes are welcome in the kingdom of the raisinsnake
Thus the peasants did revolt and hang her dead from the highest tree in the land.
But this was truly the work of the cobblers union because the fool serpent insulted their leader, the royal shoemaker by not wearing his finely-crafted shoes.

>> No.12512910

>>12512906
You'd leave all those babies the Khepri made with you? You really are a villain.

>> No.12512912

>>12512910
Who said I'd leave them forever? I'll return to all of them and bring gifts.

>> No.12512916

>>12512912
Like the heads of the Pharaoh and Gapesnake in a silver platter? Or just a bunch of gameboys and a shit-ton of AA batteries?

>> No.12512917

>>12512908
>Not praising the greatest Egyptian god Nike
She had it coming. We broke no leader who cannot slam and jam.

>> No.12512919

>>12512907
Word of the wise and righteous ruling the new Queen had made reached the Anons in Exile. They had appeared before Pharaoh many times but never had she ruled in any way on their matter. Now they appeared before the sexy purple reptilian royal.
"Long ago our people lived in the land of /a/, which we claimed for our own in the days of myth. We were forced into an Exodus into the land of /jp/ when Backseat Janitor-kun rose up against us in a fury of autism and hypocrisy"
they wept.
"Then what do you want me to do about it?" asked the Queen, confused.
The Anons in Exile looked to one another, uncertain as to what to say.
"We just want to complain" they admitted, for it was true their lives were better in the land of /jp/ than ever in the land of /a/
"This court is for people with actual problems" explained the Queen Grapesnake patiently. "Begone, lest I use you as Sandworm bait!"
The Anons in Exile wept even louder, calling the kind and merciful Queen a tyrant. Left with no other choice, she sent them to the desert to lure out Sandworms and harvest their lewd juices, which when dried became a powerful aphrodisiac commonly used as a spice, bringing wealth to the realm.

>> No.12512920

>>12512917
I'm pretty sure Nike is a Greek god.

>> No.12512922

>>12512919
We accuse LDR of acting like she's better than us.

>> No.12512923

>>12512920

She was introduced during the Greek occupation.

>> No.12512924

>>12512919
We accuse Loen of abandonment.

>> No.12512931

>>12512922
After some hard work, Queen Grapesnake enjoyed some delicious green eggs and ham. After her meal, another Anon arrived.
"Oh wise Queen, I have a complaint" he said.
"There is a... woman... who looks down on me as if she were my better!"
The Queen saw no fault in this, but to spare his feelings asked him what it was that this woman did.
"Why she catalogs the various writings and artworks of our community, as well as writing herself"
"And what is it that YOU do?"
"I read the stories, look at the art, and I fap and complain"
"Then it is clear that she IS better than you! Go apologize to her!"
The Anon refused, saying he would not, for he was not alone, there were many who thought like he did.
Queen Grapesnake asked for their names before sending the Anon away. That very night Girtablilu went into their households and spirited them away. The accused woman found herself with a collection of new furniture, gifts from someone who wished to remain anonymous, for Queen Grapesnake is as humble as she is beautiful.

>> No.12512932

>>12512919
We accuse Sphinx of being a poor riddler.

>> No.12512935

>>12512931
See>>12512932

>> No.12512947

>>12512932
>>12512935
After she had sent away the Anon who couldn't handle the superiority of others, Queen Grapesnake was presented with an old case from the archives.
"Many have accused Sphinx of being a poor riddler" explained Anubutt.
"This is true" Queen Grapesnake admitted. "But surely that is not a crime"
"No, but the foreigners all bully her. They demand treasure from her if they can solve her riddle, promising themselves as slaves if they can't. The poor girl is at a loss"
Bullying the Sphinx was a mean thing to do, but there was no crime here. So Queen Grapesnake did what no Pharaoh had ever done, and ordered the riddle be changed into "What can change the nature of a man?"
From that day onward the Sphinx did not lack for slaves, and the outside-the-box thinking of Queen Grapesnake made her well loved among the progressives, who feared Pharaoh would leave the realm stagnant.

One more and I'm done.

>> No.12512948

>>12512931

We ask what is better: snake cloaca or horse pussy?

>> No.12512950

>>12512947
>>12512948

>> No.12512952

>>12512947
We accuse Grapenake of being too sexy.

>> No.12512955

>>12512948
>Asking that of a snake

How do you think she's going to answer?

And the arrogant cobra, claiming both wisdom and humility while possessing neither, did hang her head in shame.
"I must admit. Horse pussy brings the greater pleasure. It is their gift, for they cannot embrace their love in congress as snakes do."

>> No.12512963

>>12512948
The sunset was already approaching and so was the time to close the court. One last person was admitted, and it was none other than Pharaoh herself.
"The day is not yet over, I am still Queen. And by the looks of it, I shall be tomorrow as well!" Queen Grapesnake gloated righteously.
"As you say your majesty, the day is not yet over. I bring a case over for your consideration!"
"Ooh? Then let's hear it!" The Queen gathered the entire court to hear what Pharaoh had to say.
"Oh wise Queen, I ask of thee: horse pussy, or snake cloaca?"
There was a stunned silence. What a predicament our beautiful and intelligent Queen found herself in! If she replied Snake Cloaca, which was of course the truth, all would think her biased towards herself! But she couldn't say horse pussy either, for that was not only untrue, but had no political benefits either! What a devious trap! But Grapesnake had her wits about her, and she found a way out! Quoting the words of a wise man she said:
>I must admit. Horse pussy brings the greater pleasure. It is their gift, for they cannot embrace their love in congress as snakes do
Hearing this, the Pharaoh smiled and bowed before her.
"Truly you are the Queen of the Desert, most beautiful and wise among all! Praise Apophis!"

And so Apophis became the Queen and Pharaoh got to stay in the court as her slave girl, since she knew a thing or two about pleasing snakes.

>> No.12512969

>>12512963
>clapping.gif

And then Pharaoh became what amounts to the Grapesnake's royal advisor.

>> No.12512970

>>12512963
So did everyone learn their lesson?

>> No.12512972

>>12512963
>>12512969
Does Queen Grapesnake get to play with the Pharaoh's cobra on her time off?

>> No.12512973

>>12512969
>royal adviser
So her bottom bitch?

>> No.12512975

>>12512973
In a manner of speaking, yes.

>>12512970
Around Grapesnakes, hit the brakes?

>> No.12512981

>>12512973
Actually, the dickthrone is the one having it the roughest. He has to make a bridge all the time the 300Kg Snake lies on top of her, which can be up to eight hours a day, while keeping up a gentle hip-rocking and staying as hard as possible. Poor guy.
>>12512972
The three of them practice snake-handling together.

>> No.12512985

>>12512981
>on top of her
On top of HIM, derp.

>> No.12512986

>>12512981
Sounds like heaven to me.

>> No.12512988

>>12512986
Are you like, Atlas?

>> No.12512989

>>12512963

...she knew a thing or two about pleasing snakes.'

Apophis-chan rolled back in her custom made chair for snakes and stretched her back, cracking her knuckles in the process. Today was a fine day - she spent all day spreading lies and propaganda on anonymous image forums in order to undermine pharaoh's authority, her potions were brewing all according to the recipes, and her hubby made her favorite P'orc steak. All in all, it was an enjoyable day. She turned off her computer, closed the curtains and slithered quietly into the futon, where her darling was already sleeping peacefully. Before she dozed off, she thought of the fanfiction she wrote. 'One day, I will rule the sands...' thought the Apophis, as she snuggled to her husband, her last thought of that day, before she fell asleep.

>> No.12512993

>>12512988
No, but I like the thought of having my dick in the woman I love for long periods of time.

>> No.12512998

>>12512989
Bitch please. I learned the wonder of Apophis after being a Pharaoh lover for a long time. As you know, praising the Sun is important, and I used to worship the Pharaoh as the living embodiment of the Sun. But then I was reminded of Ammy, and now Pharaoh is merely an impostor who needed to be put in her place. Remember to praise Ammy and to remove Pharaoh.

>> No.12512999

>>12512970
Applying Black Eye to an Apophis is a terrible fucking idea?

>> No.12513000

>>12512993
But that's different from the strain of that much meat on you.
>>12512999
Well that too.

>> No.12513002

>>12513000
I don't mind. I'm going to carry that weight.

>> No.12513006

>>12513002
Then you are a true man. Love that snake all day. It's not easy to rule the Jewel of the Desert.

>> No.12513009

>>12513006
I will.

>> No.12513039

>>12512761
>Chinese raws came out
Link?

>> No.12513041

>>12513039
Sorry. I don't have it.

>> No.12513104

>>12512319
you do the intelligent thing and fuck each other in the driving seat

>> No.12513108

>>12513104
Or get a chauffeur to drive for you while the two of you fuck like rabbits in the back.

>> No.12513111

>tfw this thread is still 15th to die
Why is this allowed?

>> No.12513113

>>12513111
We're in for a really long night.

By the way, here's another little short story from me.
http://pastebin.com/UXKhhnTT

>> No.12513131

>>12513113
Pretty meh story.

>> No.12513183

Would you prefer to pound your waifu's ass or pussy?

>> No.12513184

>>12513183
Yes.

>> No.12513186

>>12513183

Ass. Without a doubt.

>> No.12513187

>>12513183
Pussy, but if I'm pounding, it would have to be doggy style.

>> No.12513191

>>12512963
I like this idea of philosophical sparring with MGs.

>> No.12513192

>>12513183
Pussy of course, unless she's some sort of abomination who can get pregnant anally.

>> No.12513193

>>12513183
>implying I can't do both
Thanks, Bob

>> No.12513195

>>12513191
Since the thread is basically dead, I could be convinced to make more stuff like that. Ideas?

>> No.12513196

>>12513193
>both
You've either got two dicks or your wife has a cloaca.

>> No.12513197

>>12513193
>pounding both
Better do the ass pounding last, unless you want to fuck her pussy with a shit covered dick.

>> No.12513198

>>12513196
>Not fucking reptiles

>> No.12513200

>>12513196
Cloaca is the best, put your Harpy to the test!

>> No.12513201

>>12513197
America, fuck yeah!
>>12513198
That was an observation, nothing more.

>> No.12513204

>>12513201
Team of reckless monster girls with guns that are hunting down terrorists when?

>> No.12513206

>>12513204
Whenever someone is compelled to call in Monsmusu Sans Frontiers, or the Diamond Dicks, or Kitsunehound.
They could all just as easily BE the terrorists though.

>> No.12513208

>>12513206
Or when a writefag is willing to write about it.

>> No.12513209

>>12513208
That too. And speaking of writefaggotry, Superior Siberian High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger Girl (Anya) in Space when?

>> No.12513211

>>12513209
Depends, are you talking about the same tiger girl that was so compatible with everyone with the penis/vagina simulator? Because she was a slut.

>> No.12513215

>>12513211
No, that was slut was from Spider and the Fly, I'm talking about a girl that's only been in the thread like, once. She was a lieutenant dating her captain, she had a Russian accent and she once snusnud her husband while he was trying to dock the ship into a station. This was just greentexting, but I fell for her.

>> No.12513216

>>12513215
Why not write stories with her then?

>> No.12513217

>>12513216
Who me? Nah, nigga, nah.

>> No.12513218

>>12513217
What's stopping you?

>> No.12513221

>>12513218
What's stopping YOU?

>> No.12513222

>>12513221
I'm already writing crappy stories.

>> No.12513227

ded thred

>> No.12513228

>>12513227
Undead thread. Consider the following: Wight pet-play. I remember Alp promising to it once but then he didn't. Anyone?

>> No.12513231

>>12513227
No shit, Sherlock.

If this thread is still up by tomorrow, then I'll try and post more cowgirls and other big tittied monsters whenever the next thread is made.

>> No.12513232

>>12513211
>slut
I'll fite u m8
>>12513215
You too.

>> No.12513234

>>12513232
>fite u m8
I got 100% with Katya, how does that make you feel? Slut tiger, a Sliger. A Sliger is as slutty as a Liger is big.

>> No.12513235

Post monstergrills
http://exhentai.org/s/288a3ca0a8/677867-85

>> No.12513236

>>12513235
>chairs
>shit
>other things

Good god, I'm going to be sick.

>> No.12513237

>>12513232
>I'll fite u m8
It's not my fault almost everyone scored 95+% with her. I scored 100%.

>> No.12513240

>>12513236
Next page is even better

>he doesn't shove chairs into his nipples and toiler up his ass
Normalfag pls go

>> No.12513242

GAOOOO
Who wolf girl here?

>> No.12513244

>>12513242
No one
Shoo

>> No.12513245

>>12513242
Are they dire or red maned, or possibly both? I would totally a Dire Red Maned Wolf Girl.

>> No.12513248

>>12511064

If it was GOOD though

>centaurs as vehicles
>onis sprinting through structures and buildings
>stealth nagas infiltrating bases
>dullahan recons leaving their heads in trees

>> No.12513250

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=big&illust_id=46117211

Sometimes foxes can be too healthy.

>> No.12513251

>>12513245
>Dire Red Maned Wolf Girl
Not even into wolf girls and I would like to see this.

>> No.12513255

>>12513248
>Wurm tanks
>one of the game modes is called capture the shota
Too far?

>> No.12513256

>>12513245
>>12513251

Dire is not an adjective to slap on any species. It refers to actual animals.

>> No.12513257

>>12513234
It feels bad. It's my fault for naming her that, I just wanted there to be Kat in her name. Because she's a cat. I didn't expect her to get a virtual train run on her by every anon in the thread. As far as the actual story goes, she only sleeps with the MC

>> No.12513258

>>12513256
>does not get the joke
I hope you get Dire Aids.

>> No.12513262

>>12513258
>You do know what a dire wolf is right?
I do. But that wasn't presented as a joke, just the start of another stupid idea.

>> No.12513265

>>12513257
What's the big deal? I had to acommodate Hound's fifteen inch Hyper Weapon and I'm not crying about it. Let's just ignore that ever happened.
>>12513262
>wasn't presented as a joke
I think it's weird when other people tell me what I mean as a joke and what I don't. I though I decided that. I guess I really was being serious then. I could've sworn...

>> No.12513267

>>12513265
>Jokes
>Not entirely dependent on presentation and audience

No wonder you suck at it.

>> No.12513268

>>12513242
Would you forcibly shave your wolfu?

http://i.imgur.com/CV4tMT1.jpg

>> No.12513272

>2200 posts
ayy

>> No.12513274

>>12513268
Of course not, fluffy is love, fluffy is life.

>> No.12513275

>>12513272
SAIKOOOOOOO.

>> No.12513300

So I've been playing Metro Last Light all day and thought of something. Which /mgg/ writefaggotry story has the best atmosphere? The setting that feels the most alive?

>> No.12513304

>>12513250
Gross, dude. I bet her ears and mouth are the only places you could even get a dick all the way in.

>> No.12513305

>>12513274
I agree, hairy assholes feel way better than shaved ones.

What girls wants to feel the wet slap of your ballsack there anyway?

>> No.12513308

>>12513305
>shaved assholes
Girls actually shave there? For what purpose?

>> No.12513313

>>12513308
Presenting, of course. Why do they bleach their assholes?

>> No.12513315

>>12513300
Capitan's futuristic story is bretty gud.
MC, who was exiled from supergalactic bullshit alliance, living and adventuring on the long forgotten and abandoned earth populated with mgs.

>> No.12513323

>>12513315
That sounds neat.

>> No.12513332

>>12513300
>Metro
So if that had Monster Girls in it, would they be using Industrial Grade Condoms as currency?

>> No.12513343

>>12513332
No they'd probably still shoot them to try and avoid radiation poisoning.

>> No.12513347

>>12513332
Monstergirls
>condoms
What would she need with that?

>> No.12513350

>>12513308
Anon, do you or do you not want girls to have asshole hair?

Cause if not, that's why.

>> No.12513352

>>12513347
Less babies= more food for everybody else. It's a scavenger world you know.

>> No.12513354

>>12513352
What about the anomaly? Would it still be something that can kill you in an instant?

>> No.12513355

>>12513315
...Somebody wrote After Earth with monster girls?

Wow.

Just wow.

>> No.12513362

>>12513355
>After Earth
No, Captain's story isn't lame and shitty.

>> No.12513367

>>12513354
MAMONO MANA

>> No.12513409

>>12513268
> think a woman with hair anywhere but her head and pubis is disgusting
> see this picture
> immediately want to fuck her armpits

Fucking mamono mana

>> No.12513413

>>12513409
>liking armpit hair is caused by mamono mana
That's wrong, armpit hair can be enjoyed on human women as well! Like that MILF maid from Starless.

>> No.12513430

>>12513413
There can be no other explanation.

>> No.12513439

>>12513430
B-but Starless... human woman... armpit hair... sexy...

>> No.12513444

>>12513439
mamono mana, that is all

>> No.12513449

>>12513444
But human women don't produce any.

>> No.12513458

>>12513449
> He fucks human girls

>> No.12513465

>>12513458
Noe don't bully the poor guy, he just might not know what monsters can do is all.

>> No.12513468

>>12513458
>completely ignoring the context of the conversation
Why do people do this?

>> No.12513507

>>12513468
To annoy YOU and YOU specifically.

You know how a man is just about to do something that will allow him to live exactly as he wants and he gives that up for a woman? They do indeed produce demonic energy

>> No.12513517

>>12513507
But I thought MAMONO MANA gave everybody a happy ending, why doesn't it do that with human women then?

>> No.12513522

>>12513517
because MAMONO MANA turns human women into MonMusu, which is a happy ending.

>> No.12513527

>>12513522
But in the context of>>12513507 it doesn't. We need to go deeper.

>> No.12513528

>>12513517
>>12513522
>Thinking MAMONO MANA is good in any shape or form
You poor deluded people.

>> No.12513529

>>12513528
Paladin pls, go tighten your chastity belt.

>> No.12513531

>>12513517
Ammonia mana is benign, while demonic
energy is, well, DEMONIC energy.

>> No.12513534

>>12513228
>Wight pet-play.
Sell me.

>> No.12513537

>>12513534
>Sell me.
to who? Oni Slavers? A Danuki pimp? or perhaps an Ojou-sama Arachne can find use for you as a butler.

>> No.12513539

>>12513529
Not even a paladin, I just know that monsters are things that I never want near me or my family

>> No.12513543

>>12513539
then why are you here?

>> No.12513547

>>12513534
Proud and noble Wight is anxious and uptight because of stress from being a high-class Undead bitch. Relaxes by giving up all power - and hence, responsibility - to her partner. Starts of initially skeptical and resistant, but after she gives up her dignity and willingly humbles herself every now and again, she becomes much happier and is able to lead a better life.
>>12513543
To bring THE LAW to the lawless?

>> No.12513548

>>12513543
Cause they're still hot, dumbfuck

>> No.12513573

>>12513547
Oh, the WIGHT is the pet. That's not what I was expecting.

>> No.12513574

>>12513573
The shock aside, how does it make you feel?

>> No.12513578

>>12513574
Ambivalent. If you're going to do MG and pet play it would seem to make more sense to use any MG with at least some animal attributes. Then you have something to leverage past personality.

In short, meh.

>> No.12513583

>>12513578
>do the obvious thing!
Well I wasn't going to do anything, but now I'm sad I'm the only one who likes that idea.

>> No.12513588

>>12513583
Don't worry. I think it's sorta cute. It's kinda pedestrian, though, like that stereotype of businessmen doing infant play.

>> No.12513589

>>12513583
Sometimes the obvious thing is popular for a reason. Going against the norm isn't automatically better, that's hipster logic. Now, one can expand on the idea and make something amazing, but as it's been presented I'm not wowed. I'm not really great with the *dom thing though, someone else might see something in that idea.

>> No.12513593

>>12513583
You're not the only one, do it.

>> No.12513595

>>12513583

Honestly I get pretty damn tired of seeing the highest class MG's always slumming it. Where's the wight who woos the prince of a neighboring nation, the rich entrepreneur showing a sorely out-of-date vampire how to invest her capital in the modern market and them falling in love, the sommelier hired at a grapesnake's winery who works his way up to the head of marketing and production, the dragon meeting a jeweler that can create the greatest designs she can dream of?

Fuck those poor brokeass skillless bums taking all the classy women. Just once I'd like to see one of them look at a loser and go "You're not worth the time of day."

>> No.12513598

>>12513593
>do it
I'm not doing it, I just want it.

>> No.12513602

>>12513595
how many people here do you think could write from the perspective of someone successful?

>> No.12513603

>>12513595
Where did all this talk about bums and losers come from? I never mentioned any.

>> No.12513618

>>12513603

You honestly going to make the guy not some butler or peasant made husband? Because it sounds seriously based around roll-reversal and that's always the cheap solution people pick. Always "She's so much richer and classier than me." instead of "Now that's a woman who knows like to act like a real woman"

But mostly it's an unrelated grievance.

>> No.12513621

>>12513602

I could make a go of it. I was raised in that kind of atmosphere at least. Just buried in other stories at the moment.

>> No.12513637

>>12513618
I made no commentary on the male partner and I agree with you. Before Alp deleted the first chapter/prologue/pilot whatever it was the guy was a Necromancer, and I don't think a Necromancer counts as a loser, right?

>> No.12513642

>>12513183
Intercrural.

>> No.12513658

Jesus Christ why is this thread still fucking alive.

>> No.12513668

>>12513658
Because /jp/ is a ghost town. Spooky, isn't it?

>> No.12513673

>>12513658
>barely on the last page
>2273 posts
>last image 1/5th of the way up
Oh Ebola-chan, please, just set us free already~

>> No.12513676

>>12513668
>>12513673
This is way slower than normal.

>> No.12513677

>>12513658
>>12513668
>>12513673
>>12513676

Why are we still STANDING here?

>> No.12513679

>>12513676
Like I said, /jp/ is a ghost town.
>>12513677
ON THE EDGE

>> No.12513681

>>12513676
Maybe it's just that we are posting too fast

>> No.12513686

>>12513679

Do we really gotta do this? We've practically scratching at the bottom OF THE CRATER by now

>> No.12513693

>>12513681
No, it's because THEY are posting too slow.
>>12513686
Fine, we're not doing it then. You happy? I swear, it's LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID

>> No.12513699

>>12513693

You know what, whatever. We're all out of topics and images to post anyways. This thread had a good run, but everything already died down, AND THE ASHES ARE ALL COLD NOW

>> No.12513707

>>12513699
You know, this part of the song kind of fits the thread.
NO MORE BULLETS AND THE EMBERS ARE DEAD

>> No.12513709

>>12513699
Jeez at the start of these threads we have so much to talk about it's like we're just shooting out topics but now we haveNO MORE BULLETS, AND THE EMBERS ARE DEAD

>> No.12513711

>>12513709
>>12513707
Your posts are nothing but WHISPERS IN THE AIR

>> No.12513712

>>12513711

/jp/ really does look like a ghost town, it's almost as if /mgg/ is the only thread left alive to TELL THE TALES

>> No.12513717

>>12513712
There's still like 9 threads OF THE BROTHERS GONE

>> No.12513748

>>12513717
Yeah but those threads are filled with
DESOLATION, DEVASTATION

>> No.12513752

Monstergirls will never be real because they are product of our collective unconscious. Man fears the unknown and that fear keeps them from manifesting.

TL:DR They will never be real because we'd freak the fuck out.

>> No.12513755

>>12513748

The thread's been dead for a long time now, and yet we're still here, tinkering with its corpse, what a mess we've made...

This is getting kinda feel-y

>> No.12513756

>>12513748
Maybe we should have more carefully rationed our images.
WHAT A MESS WE MADE

>> No.12513759

>>12513755
Try to watch that fucking trailer with no distractions and you will know "feel-y".
>>12513752
>Monster Girls are like Slenderman, the more we believe the realer they become
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG

>> No.12513798

>haven't played peace walker or ground zeros
>no idea what's going on

Help

>> No.12513802

>>12513798
Look up the trailer for Phantom Pain

>> No.12513804

>>12513798
>>12513802
Nah, this one is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ofLHQ5NZSM

>> No.12513806

>>12513798
Go buy MGS Legacy Collection, stay inside until you've played through everything. Or you can just stay WATCHING ON THE EDGE OF THE CIRCUS

>> No.12513809

>>12513804
Well what do you know, it's kinda cute.

>> No.12513811

>>12513806
>getting the lyrics wrong
Shamfur dispray.

>> No.12513812

>>12513809
Yeah if cute stuff made me want to die then sure, cute as a button

>> No.12513813

>>12513812
But the little retards are trying so hard! Just give them a pat on the head, eh?

>> No.12513815

>>12510759
I want to lick Moth-chan abs

>> No.12513816

>>12513813
I don't like touching people who draw worse than a toddler with mild autism

>> No.12513817

>>12513815
As do we all.

>> No.12513819

>>12513816
A THEORETICAL pat on the head. Maybe some imaginary cookies, too.

>> No.12513823

8 fucking threads to go.

Something's not right here.

>> No.12513824

>>12513819
... The answer is still no.

>> No.12513829

>>12513823
Yeah, we're all getting pretty anxious here for a new thread and FOR THE GAMES TO BEGIN

>> No.12513840

>>12513829

>games

?

>> No.12513850

>>12513840
Games?!

>> No.12513854

>>12513850
Games!

>> No.12513857

>>12513840
Interactive movies, at best

>> No.12513858

>>12513840
You know, sporting events for stuff like Amazonds. Most are GLADIATORS, DRAW THEIR SWORDS

>> No.12513861

>>12513854
Hrngh... Otacon, is this one of those games where you talk cartoon girl that you always play?

>> No.12513863

>>12513858
With high level badasses who FORM THEIR RANKS FOR ARMAGEDDON

>> No.12513864

>Have children with Anya
>Parent-teacher conference night
>She mounts you in the middle of the meeting and the teacher freezes, at a loss for words
>Without stopping her hips, "Why of stoppings? Continue, please, I want to be hearings of daughter's progress in the schools."

>> No.12513868

>>12513864
>daughteru too
And I bet little Mishka is super popular with boys. So is this getting written or not?

>> No.12513869

>>12512889
>>12512896
>>12512919
>>12512931
>>12512947
>>12512963
>>12512989
Her fanfiction was terrible. There are many plot holes, options for far more peaceful and universally happy solutions that were not taken, Anons were flanderized to be unlikeable bitter people, unjust punishments for minor crimes, the tripfag worship, while at some points justified, needs to be far more subtle.

All in all 3/10 would not let myself be her slave.

>> No.12513870

>>12513864
Fuckin reds, no common decency.

>> No.12513871

>>12513863
>>12513858

If only the janitor would show up and nuke the thread in order to make images available again while screaming "I'M NUCLEAR"...

>> No.12513874

>>12513870
If you tell that to her, she will scream I'M WILD

>> No.12513876

>>12513870
I'll fight you anon, Russian tiger girl best tiger girl

>> No.12513877

>>12513869
You're not fooling anyone Pharaoh.

>> No.12513879

>>12513877
>Implying

I love Apophis, but this is an Apophis that has clearly not prepared herself for the responsibility of the throne. Though a Dragon would make a great ruler since they're smart, strong, and understand how to spend money without being Tanukied out of their hoard.

>> No.12513880

>>12513874
Heh.
>>12513876
Nigga I helped start this with my
>"We are having of many children husband!"
>Niet
>Da
comment.

>> No.12513883

>>12513879
Oh. Well, sure, Dragon a best, of course.

>> No.12513888

>>12513864
>>12513870

>Anya will never stalk and pounce at you when you least expect her while screaming "AAAHH NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!"

>> No.12513897

>>12513888
>Anya takes you to meet her Papa in the taiga
>She always very strong fellow!
Because I now decided that Dersu had Tiger Girl daughterus.

>> No.12513899

>>12513897

>Anya takes you to meet her Papa in the taiga
>You hesitate to enter his house out of nervousness
>"I SAID COME IN, DON'T STAND THERE!"
>"STILL ALIVE? THAT'S GREAT"

>> No.12513916

>>12513899
The story of how a Tiger Girl born in the taiga of Vladivostok became a lieutenant in the space fleet is something I want to read.
>Anya not understand purpose of "survival training"
>Anya think it be of resembling childhood

>> No.12513920

>>12513916

The Anon who had the original idea must be feeling fuzzy all over by now. I'd read Anya's story as well.

>> No.12513923

>>12513920
There were others there too, I remember some kind of tentacly engineer?

>> No.12513926

>>12513923
Yeah there was the engineer talking about having sex with her husband in the engine room then Anya told her about how she fucked her husband in the pilots seat as he tried to dock at a space port.

>> No.12513928

>>12513926
DominancE with Monster Girls?

>> No.12513936

>>12513923

>Anya in a space station
>Curiously poking and tinkering with every apparatus
>Have to keep an eye on her and explain how things work all the time or else she accidentally breaks them

>> No.12513942

>>12513936
>Anya, how did you get through officer school in record time again?
>Anya date instructor, then sleep with instructor, instructor beg Anya graduate early

>> No.12513952

Eight hours ago this Siberian Jinko didn't even have a name.
And now she's in space?

I like where you've been taking this idea.

>> No.12513956

>>12513952
Now if only .less was here to draw her in a futuristic but a bit too small uniform...

>> No.12513959

You know I just realized why Donkey Kong wears a tie

Because Ties are associated with Business, and it means that Donkey Kong means Business. Monkey Business.

Anyways do you guys like Business Monster Girls, dressed up in work clothes? Is you waifu one? Do you work beside her, or be her Stay-At-Home husband, caring and supporting her instead?

>> No.12513962

>>12513959
Work by her side, though our work clothes aren't what you'd think, we're both stay at home and support each other and our family. If you can guess my waifu then you get to feel good about yourself.

>> No.12513970

>>12513962
Dragon?

>> No.12513972

>>12513959
I've never thought about what sort of interesting jobs a tomboyish werewolf living in the country would have.

>>12513962
>Work by her side, though our work clothes aren't what you think

Is your waifu your clothes?

>> No.12513974

>>12513962
Kikimora?

>> No.12513975

>>12513972
>tomboyish werewolf living in the country
Carpenter?

>> No.12513976

>2342 posts
N-neato desu ne.

>> No.12513977

>>12513970
>>12513974
Nope
>>12513972
>Is your waifu your clothes
Alright I laughed, reminds me of that blanket monster girl picture.

>> No.12513978

>>12513959
It's hard to say "No" to Polt, regardless of whether or not you think she's a furry. She's so damn cheerful and upbeat.

>> No.12513990

>>12513977
I was thinking of wearing your slime waifu, perhaps as a hazmat suit or strength augmenter. But that works too.

I think we need more hints.

Or is she a lich? I'm thinking undead type. Or maybe an aquatic one?

>> No.12513991

>>12513952

>BLOW THE DOCKING COLLAR
>Lock down the ship, brings us to red alert, what is, pirates?
>THE FUCKING TIGER
>What?
>THE FUCKING TIGER
>Is something banging on the hull?

>Never get out of the ship...absolutely goddamn right

>Anya, why men is being screaming every time I ask them for date
>I do not know sister Olga. I ams thinking husband is telling stories again.
>We find you nice boy next time, yes? Maybe from Jupiter. Big gravity make bones strong for snu snu.

Such is life on Monstergirl Station

>> No.12513998

>>12513991
>Monster Girl Station
Lovely. If I were a writefag, I'd bite down on this like a Tarrasque on a Rusalka.

>> No.12514000

>>12513991
I like that Monstergirl Station thing. If only because of its enabling of monstergirls in zero-g.

>> No.12514004

>>12514000
>Zero-G Slime
>because in space, no one can hear you ahegao

>> No.12514010

>>12514004
See also: my zero-g slimegirl lava lamp orgy idea.
It'll never be drawn and I'll never be happy again.

>> No.12514018

>>12514010
>slime lava lamp
>not slime anal-urethra ouroboros
Second rate.

>> No.12514021

>>12513990
I didn't even think about a slime, though slime body armor would kick ass. She's not undead or aquatic. I don't know if I can give more hints without just giving it away but here goes. She makes a product from her body that we can sell but that I'd rather keep to myself.

>> No.12514022

>>12512701
You know what heart is? Obsession. Get it written, not right.

Don't edit as you write. Make notes of things you need to change after finishing the first draft and keep chugging ahead. Find your voice. Figure out what it is that makes you different and stick to it.

Then make as many people laugh as you possibly can and get the community involved; because this is a monster girl thread, not Hemingway.

>> No.12514024

>>12514018
Soon.

>> No.12514028

>>12514010
How many slime girls do you want in it?

>> No.12514029

>>12514022
>don't edit as you write
The joke's on you, I never edited at all!
...but I can use "obsession", thanks.

>> No.12514031

>>12514021
Yeah, I guess that hint give it away a bit too much.

...The answer's a Holst, right?

>> No.12514035

>>12514031
Yeah.

>> No.12514040

>>12514028
Hmm. See, if it was ever drawn, a significant number would be nice. At least enough so that people don't call it out on not being an orgy.
But on the other hand, too many is time consuming to draw, and there's too much attention spread too thinly.

Maybe about 3 or 4 slimegirls, preferably with one non-slime in the middle of it. Human male or hapless monstergirl; I'm not too picky.

>> No.12514042

I want to spray my werecat girlfriend with a garden hose so I can hear her say,
>NYANI SURU NYAH
while I catch a glance at her perky tits through her see-through shirt.

Is that so wrong?

>> No.12514044

>>12514042
Only if I get pictures later mate.

>> No.12514045

>>12514042
It's just wrong enough to be right.

>> No.12514046

>>12514042
Yes. Just give her a hit of catnip.

>> No.12514073

>>12513942

>"Anya what are you doing?"
>"I am of beings useful to husband in shiny machine of computings!"
>"Can I see it?"
>She blushes a bit
>"N-Nyet! Is secret!"
>Sometime later
>She's sleeping in a corner while you finish doing the regular checks on your space suits and other things
>See a blinking dot on one of the computers' screen
>It's a message
>Her father sends her regards from Earth, telling her that he loves her
>Realize that he's responding to a letter of hers
>Open her message
>It's written in her trademark broken english
>In it, she tells her father that she's a bit scared of space, but deep down, she knows you will always be there to protect her
>On that day, you were the first man to have a heart attack in outer space

>> No.12514087

>>12514073
>the prim and proper second lieutenant can't stand Anya
>keeps trying to get internal affairs to investigate her and the "Kapitan"
>his/her plans are always foiled when the unorthodox couple in charge save the day
>he/she turns out to be a tsundere
Are we writing the entire series?

>> No.12514092

>>12514087
Somebody really needs to. Somebody good though who wont fuck it up.

>> No.12514096

>>12514092
Now who could that be?

>> No.12514101

>>12514096
I don't know, we have a lot of writefags but I don't think I'd trust most of them with this.

>> No.12514102

>>12514096
It could be any one of us.

Why, could it even be you?

>> No.12514107

>>12514102
No. Never me. Anyone but me. Even Bob rather than me.

>> No.12514111

>>12514107
I'd rather you than bob, I'd rather anybody than bob.

>> No.12514112

>>12514092
>>12514096
>>12514101
>>12514102
>>12514107

Who would we nominate for this?

>> No.12514113

>>12514111
Bob did nothing wrong

>> No.12514114

>>12514111

Literally anyone. Even KC himself.

>> No.12514116

>>12514112
Captain, if he's alive that is.

>> No.12514118

>>12514111
I agree.

>> No.12514121

>>12514111
Bob would do it better than anybody else.

>> No.12514126

>>12514114
KC's not such a bad world builder.

I mean, this all started cause of his MGE anyway. He atleast keeps things consistent.

>> No.12514127

>still no dino MGs
>still no pistol shrimp and mantis shrimp girl

C'mon less please

>> No.12514131

>>12514121

Fuck off #BobsGate.

>> No.12514134

>>12514112
Captain. If not Captain, than Nagawalker. If not him than he keep going and try to get everyone else, LDR, Alp, Crayonfag, /ss,/ CYOAanon.

If all fails, then we can ask Bob. At least in space, no one can hear you suck cat dick.

>> No.12514136

>>12514112
Eh, I don't think anybody needs to be nominated. It's a beautiful idea with a lot of potential, but we are vaunting it quite a lot.
If anyone wants to have a shot at it, then why not? We can ignore what we don't like, I guess.

That being said, I don't think I'd take it up anytime soon, because the very thought of failure terrifies me to no end.

>> No.12514141

>>12514131
make me

>> No.12514142

>>12514112
Anyone but Bob.

>> No.12514152

>>12514142
>>12514131
>>12514121
>>12514113
>>12514111
>>12514107

Please, not this again, we were having such a chill discussion about Anya, in a ded thred no less.

>> No.12514160

>>12514152
Yeah and I'm trying to keep it that way, I was simply voicing my opinion that I would rather have anybody other than bob write this.

>> No.12514166

>>12514152
how does Anya operate sensitive equipment with BIG MEATY PAWS?
This bothers me

>> No.12514172

>>12514166

Carefully. Duh.

>> No.12514173

>>12514166
>"Maybe this ship wouldn't be in such bad condition if SOME PEOPLE didn't try to operate with BIG MEATY PAWS"

>> No.12514176

>>12514152
>>12514160
>Anya eats her rations like a best
>when the Inspector comes onboard and the officers are having a dinner with him/her, Anya behaves properly 100% of the time
>as soon as the Inspector leaves, she reverts to her old self in the blink of an eye
>>12514166
Personalized power-gloves with electromagnetic fields for manipulating objects. This is the FUTURE.

>> No.12514177

>>12514024
Time's up, ding-dong.
http://imgur.com/bDChLnG

>> No.12514178

>>12514166

Now I'm imagining her puffing her cheeks in frustration while trying to use a keyboard and failing cutely.

>> No.12514180

>>12514166
By sensitive equipment you mean her husbands sensitive equipment right? Because if so then roughly and pelvis shattery, though he is the only one to survive it.

>> No.12514181

>>12514134

>Nagawalker

Firstly, he's mediocre at best, secondly, he never finishes anything.
So no thanks.

>> No.12514184

>>12514177
absolutely disgusting.jpg

>> No.12514186

>>12514177

the fuck is this? modern art?

>> No.12514187

>>12514184
pls no bully

>> No.12514188

>>12514176
As soon as they leave she immediately mounts husband and doesn't stop for hours.

>> No.12514189

>>12514172
right. how silly of me.
I want to see her in a spacesuit now.
>>12514173
Don't bully.
>>12514176
power gloves are neat.
>>12514178
HNGGGGHHH
>>12514180
I meant space station equipment, although I am curious to see the behavior of a cumshot in zero G.

>> No.12514192

>>12514177
Damn. Well, you win this round, Thesis-man.

>> No.12514195

>>12514189
>AH! Husband's smetana is getting away!

>> No.12514196

>>12514112

Captain, LDR, Anonymoose, RS, Lanternon if you can pry him away from his main story, one of those guys.
If you want a good writefag on it, that is.

>> No.12514198

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxwcPuOV0BM

I hope Anya doesn't get uncomfortable in microgravity.

>> No.12514199

>>12514192
Now you have to write it. It's the writefags' code.

>> No.12514206

>>12514195
>A giant naked Siberian Tiger woman frantically trying to swim through the air after her husbands cum.
Jesus Christ this is gold.

>> No.12514207

>>12514195
>She tries to go after it, her juices floating away from her hot snatch, swinging her paws wildly in a vain attempt to catch her husbando's seed.
yes.

>> No.12514208

>>12514134

>Putting Naga on the same level as Captain
>putting Naga above LDR

You're him, aren't you?

>> No.12514213

>>12514181
>>12514208
Sheesh, Naga's not /really/ that bad. He might not be the best, but I could see him working well with a Sci-Fi premise.

>> No.12514218

>>12514213
>that backslash emphasis
Nega confirmed

>> No.12514220

>all this writefag talk
LDR please put Moth-chan's hot date and Disgusting Kodomo-oneechan on the list already
http://pastebin.com/vKHu9wgZ
http://pastebin.com/zv2cZE8A

>> No.12514225

>>12514199
I have been already. 13,570 words in, and still not yet writing the main event.
Urrggghhhh being a writefag is haaaaard

>> No.12514229

>>12514213

You aren't bad. In fact, you're good. But putting you on in the same category as Captain/LDR is a bit much.

>> No.12514231

>2400+ replies
>still four more threads before us
Is this Limbo?

>> No.12514232

>>12514225
Try being a drawfag

It's like ten times harder

>> No.12514236

>>12514232
And it's more needed here now.

>> No.12514237

>>12514218
Aren't those fowardslashes?

I thought \these\ were backslashes.

>>12514231
We unlocked the secret to immortality a few threads ago. Now we have to wait for the universe to end.

>> No.12514238

>>12514225
I'm at 39,000+ words on one story. I'm about half done. or so.

>> No.12514239

>>12514237
Oh. Hey, at least we'll get to spend the rest of eternity together! Yay!

>> No.12514243

>>12514237
no matter. it's still instantly recognizable.

>> No.12514245

>>12514236
I prefer to drawfag on /pol/. They're appreciative even if you aren't super good. I've seen them repost one drawing like a hundred times.

>> No.12514246

>>12514238
Your story probably has good things like characterisation and plot.
I just throw words at a page until my penis is happy.

>> No.12514248

>>12514239

Oh joy.

>> No.12514250

>>12514246

Same here. I just write some utter shit down as it comes to me and hope that people like it after a small amount of editing. So far people seem to like my shit, but that probably because only the people who enjoy it respond.

>> No.12514252

>>12514248
Come on, could you really be in better company after the heat death/big crunch/whatever else happens?

>> No.12514253

>>12514246
does your penis become happy, though? like, truly happy? Is it good smut? because I don't feel good writing smut. I've only written one scene that even made me want to jerk off.

>> No.12514254

>>12514252
Would could actually be with our waifus.

>> No.12514255

>>12514254
You don't need a waifu when you've got Less and Alp.

>> No.12514256

>>12514252

Bob will probably be in there with us. With Less.
As will some of the more volatile anons.
Forever.

>> No.12514258

>>12514256
Eternity without any conflict would suck though.

>> No.12514259

>>12514255
I'd rape Alp's boypussy but I'd rather less and bob, a lots of other people who browse these threads, not be there.

>> No.12514262

>>12514259
>rape Alp's boypussy
Gee, you sure know how to make a guy feel wanted.

>> No.12514264

>>12513959
I'd love to see Monster Girls in business suits. Particularly Arachne

>> No.12514266

>>12514258

An eternity of conflict would suck harder though.
And as Albert Einstein probably said at some point: "I don't know what kind of weapons world war three will be fought with, but world war four will be fought with greentext and endless futa pictures".

>> No.12514268

>>12514262
I would tenderly love Alp's boypussy. but I'd also fuck it savagely for not continuing Wurm Wrangler.

>> No.12514269

>>12514252
>Eternity with anons instead of my waifu
I call that place Hell.

>> No.12514270

>>12514262
Don't worry, I'll find you and turn boypussy into a pussy pussy.

>> No.12514271

>2.4k posts
Ladies please, you need to stop talking about HBs and go out and find one.

>> No.12514272

>>12514264
yes. I want Arachnes in business suits.
>>12514269
but you're here now, anon. and the ride never ends.

>> No.12514273

>>12514238

>95,000 words on my main story, finally too big for one pastebin file.
At least people know the limit now I guess. Thought I might get a mention in the writefag list but I guess I'm just not at the forefront of anyone's mind much anymore. Or maybe I'm worse than I used to be, or stagnating or something.

I haven't even posted anything in this thread since Monstergirl Station though. Just popped in to check up while I had lunch cooking.

>> No.12514274

>>12514189

>Inna space station
>Have to go outside to check up on the fuselage
>Wear your suit, double check oxygen intake, prepare to open hatches
>"You ready, Anya?"
>Glance at her
>She's practically wrestling with her own suit, trying to put it on
>"Husband! Tiny round ball of glass is of beings too small! Is of crushing my ears!"
>Waste half an hour helping Anya properly put her suit on
>"Alright, now we gotta attach the CCA to the-- Anya, wait! You can't attach the EEH to your suit yet!"
>"Good, now get the cooling tube and attach it to-- no, not that one, THAT one dear."
>"Sweetie, I know this is boring, but it's standard procedure, we gotta focus on safet-- No, we can't focus on making babies right now, Anya! Self control! Self control!"
>All of your conversations are being recorded back on Earth's uplink
>The higher-ups don't say a word

>Later on, you contact Earth, turning on your suit's lights and TV cameras so they can see what you see
>You're outside the station, floating along the fuselage
>"Anon, uh... where's Anya? We can't see her in your camera feed, and hers is not online either, over."
>"She's doing alright, Houston, just a little scared. No problems on our side, over."
>She's latched on your back, scared shitless, as you piggyback her around outer space doing your job nonchalantly

>> No.12514275

>>12514259
>not being a wizard and wizarding your dick into a literal pencil dick and raping his cockpussy

>> No.12514276

>>12514272
But these threads are not eternal, right?

>> No.12514277

>>12514271
>implying human boys would want NEET MGs like the anons in this thread
They all want forward sluts.

>> No.12514278

I wanna fuck an undead chick.

>> No.12514279

>>12514275
That is just awful.

>> No.12514281

>>12514273

Who are you? I read pretty much everyone's stuff.
Even Alp's, if he can believe it.

>> No.12514282

>>12514278
I wanna fuck a dead chick.

>> No.12514283

>>12514266
>an eternity of conflict would suck harder
No, it's the opposite. Conflict and adversity would keep us from going insane with boredom.
>>12514268
Well you could put your efforts into finding someone else to do it.
>>12514270
But I want to keep Alp Junior!
>>12514274
Even tigers get scared, eh?

>> No.12514284

>>12514269
i can make it worse
you can talk to monster girls over the internet but never see them or be with them

>> No.12514285

>>12514274
how would someone so scared of everything be an astronaut? I won't complain, it's moe for a tiger to be scared

>> No.12514286

>>12514278
>>12514282
I wanna fuck a chick.

>> No.12514288

>>12514278

You really don't.

>> No.12514289

>>12514278
>>12514282
>>12514286
I wanna fuck.

>> No.12514291

>>12514284

Who says you already aren't, sweetie?

>> No.12514292

>>12514289
>>12514286
>>12514282
>>12514278

Fuck.

>> No.12514293

>>12514278
So you want to crack open a cold one?

>> No.12514294

>>12514283
Or I could find you, and fuck you savagely until you agree to do it. But I don't suppose I can just mindbreak a writealp to write again.

>> No.12514295

>>12514281

Oh, I get lots of readers. My name just doesn't really seem to come up in writefag lists like it used to was all I was getting at. I should have a Meat and Metal update in a couple of days.

>> No.12514296

>>12514278

And I wanna fuck horse pussy. Can we be friendes?

>> No.12514297

>>12514283
Either way I'm gonna fuck your boypussy Alp, no condoms, maybe lube, you wont sit right the rest of the day at least.

>> No.12514298

>>12514277
Come on, don't you think there are a few human boys who want to curl up on the couch with a nice Gazer and play video games, or with a nice Lizard Girl who'd protect them and their rights?

>> No.12514299

>>12514293
Fucking Charon I swear to god

>> No.12514300

>>12514253
In all truthfulness, when I'm writing smut, I'm not getting aroused by it. Maybe it's to do with my own visual imagination and how it doesn't really exist, but I will not get a boner while typing out even the steamiest of scenes. After all, I'm too focused on things like word arrangement and sentence structure.
My priority is writing something that will give other people boners and look good doing it.

Now, I wrote some small amount of smut about a year back. When I wrote it back then, I pretty much picked it clean for grammatical errors. I read it a few weeks ago because apparently I didn't have much to do back then, and I could easily jerk off to it. I was disconnected enough from it as my own story, and it held up to my writing standards (for obvious reasons) enough that I could fap to it pretty easily.

Actually, if I'm going to be really critical, I'd say that my writing was a lot more colourful back then. It's only recently that I've started writing anything beyond a really small guide or work related things.

Don't take my word as the be-all end-all though, there's probably plenty out there who either can easily fap to their own writings the moment they hit "Save", or who simply can't for as long as they're alive.

>> No.12514304

>>12514297
You think a little too highly of yourself, or you're underestimating my tolerance.
>>12514298
>Lizard Girl thinks she can get laid
*tips bonnet*

>> No.12514305

>>12514298
>Implying they don't want a superior Holstaurus who can sustain themselves and their family.

>> No.12514307

>>12514278

And I wanna fuck horse pussy. Can we be friends?

>> No.12514308

>>12509605
Mantis and Pistol Shrimp Girls sparring

>> No.12514309

>>12514300

Getting a boner when I go back to edit a smut scene is my litmus test. If it fails, scrap it. Doesn't happen when writing though.

>> No.12514311

>>12514297
>no condoms
>implying it isn't better to make an alp beg for your seed, then toss the filled rubber in her face and watch her panic as the stuff starts dribbling out.
alps need to be bullied.

>> No.12514315

>>12514304
I think we'll just have to test that then.
>>12514311
I'd bully him with my dick in his ass.

>> No.12514316

>>12514295

Ah, I see.
Well, plenty of amazing writefags rarely ever get mentions. The guy behind the "Long Distance Seduction" story for instance. I love that thing, but no one ever mentions him.
I was also a huge fan of ParkedBuggy before he vanished, too.

Point is, there are those writefags who do amazing stuff, but don't make a fuss or attentionwhore at all. I respect those guys more than the other writefags for this.

>> No.12514317

>>12514311
You need to be bullied

>> No.12514318

>>12514315
See? This is how you pick up Human Boys over the internet. Watch and learn bitches.

>> No.12514319

>>12514295
>meat and metal
yes.
>>12514317
I'll bully you.

>> No.12514323

>>12514309
That's a pretty good standard to have too. I usually go through multiple edits just because sometimes I'm never satisfied with something until I get bored of actually changing things within it. But one last proofread to see if it can turn you on is probably a good idea.

>> No.12514324

>>12514300

I think I got a boner once when reading some of my own terrible smut, but that was it.

>> No.12514325

I like Miia because she's incredibly sweet and was willing to die with Darling. I feel like she's the most attached.
I like Papi because she's so innocent.
I like Cerea because she's the voice of reason and also HorseSaber.
I like Mero because she's amusing and gothic lolita is excellent taste.
I like Rachnee because she feels like she has more depth than the others, and even though she's a prankster she genuinely cares about Darling.
I like Suu because she isn't just a mindless foil character to Rachnee, she clearly cares very much about Darling as well (the fever chapter was great for her).
I like Kii because while she was guarded, she didn't refuse to help Darling. It doesn't seem like she holds a grudge.
I like Polt because of her energy and willingness to help her clients.
I like the various task force members very much for various reasons (especially Zombina), but I hope they expand on Dopple.

I don't like harem, but I feel like Crabman has made some pretty endearing characters. For the most part they're pretty simple, sure, but that doesn't really hamper my ability to enjoy them.

>> No.12514326

>>12514304
Please don't bully Lizard Girls. Besides, what makes you think a Human Boy would want to date some abusive Amazon or Oni, or some other Monster Girl who'd dominant them instead of protect them?

Human Boys want someone strong, morally just, and caring, a Lizard Girl can offer all those.

>> No.12514327

>>12514299
I want to fuck Charon-chan.
I'm not a hobo I swear

>> No.12514332

>>12514327
With or without braid?

>> No.12514333

>>12514327
Don't worry anon
I do too

>> No.12514334

>>12514332
With. I want to rub it all over my face while I pound myself into her again and again.

>> No.12514336

>>12514326
In your dreams, HBs want to be pinned down in an alley, or even better, on the sidewalk and ridden until their pelvises are bruised and sore, and they can't walk right. Human Boys want to act all manly, but secretly they want to be treated like the slutty perverts they are. It's not rape if you have them begging for you to go again.

>> No.12514337

>>12514319
You can't bully me if I bully you first motherfucker

>> No.12514339

>>12514337
what if we bully each other, at the same time?

>> No.12514340

>>12514336
Oni pls leave and go back to drinking and beating your husband

>> No.12514341

>>12514337

Write more Wurm Wrangler jesus fucking dammit

>> No.12514342

>>12514341
Jokes on you, I'm not the one you're replying to!

>> No.12514343

>>12514340
Pls stop stereotyping Onis as violent alcoholics who can't urethrally sound their husbandos.

>> No.12514345

>>12514340
Just mad because you'll never find a Human boy sitting behind that computer.

>> No.12514350

I can't read my own smut without cringing [probably the same for others who read mine[/spoiler]

I can't be the only one here incapable of reading their own smut now...

>> No.12514351

>>12514271
But finding unclaimed HB's is hard though, especially without a token human wing-girl to help out.

>> No.12514352

>>12514345
I got something for ya
Fuck off

>> No.12514353

>>12514345
P-plenty of Human Boys post on the internet!

>> No.12514354

>>12514340
Only once you accept bonnets died out 50 years ago.

>> No.12514356

>>12514342

Then you do it holy shit

>> No.12514357

>>12514350
I can hardly even write smut, because it just feels like it sucks and makes me cringe as well. You're not the only one man.

>> No.12514358

>>12514356
No.

>> No.12514359

>>12514350
I can't read my sexts without cringing, is that close enough?

>> No.12514361

>four threads still to go

wow. This thread is a Lich.

>> No.12514363

>>12514350
I haven't tried to. I'm too ashamed. My next stories probably won't have smut.

>> No.12514364

>>12514354
I don't even wear a bonnet, hoodies are much better to wear
Besides guys can't wear bonnets

>> No.12514366

>>12514353
Not here they don't.

>> No.12514368

>>12514353
Those are just succubi pretending.

>> No.12514370

>>12514354
Classy submissive Monster Girls deserve to wear such wonderful headgear.

>> No.12514372

>>12514311
Traumatizing MGs with cum denial

I like you. A whole lot. No alp.

>> No.12514376

>>12514372
>Traumatizing MGs with cum denial
Nobody has still taken up my idea of a condom-wearing human rapist.

>> No.12514378

>>12514376
That reminds me of a scene in the Discipline anime.
>That means he must be using a condom! The bastard!
It made only a little bit more sense in context.

>> No.12514379

>>12514372
easiest way to take control of those that need your seed. wear a rubber, at all times, it may save you from becoming a cockslave.
>>12514376
That is a good idea. nobody ever wrote about the adventures of fat, faceless salaryman in MGC either.

>> No.12514380

>>12514364
>Besides guys can't wear bonnets

http://i.imgur.com/bfOKnLz.jpg

>> No.12514382

>>12514380
My point still stands

>> No.12514384

>>12514380
>http://i.imgur.com/bfOKnLz.jpg
I don't see a guy, I see a beautiful lady.

>> No.12514385

>>12514379
>Fat, faceless salaryman wears a condom and terrorizes the streets of MGC
>then he teams up with the Handholder
Not even chuuni superhero Wyvern can stop them now!

>> No.12514387

>>12514379
Fat, faceless, bald, sweaty, hair, middle aged, man who somehow makes all women ahego. I will never understand Japan.

>> No.12514390

>>12514336
>start imagining it as a common happening in a MG world
>monster girls crowding round and cheering on the monster girl raping the guy

>> No.12514391

>>12514385
There's also the dickwizard of MGC, cockblocking rapists everywhere with his dick spells.
The idea of the salaryman was that he actually mindbreaks monstergirls with his fat cock, and the stench of his cock stink makes them drunk on it, and they can now be fucked into submission.

>> No.12514392

>>12514380
>Anya and the Kapitan are discharged dishonorably
>they start making ends meet as smugglers
Okay.

>> No.12514396

>>12514380
>Firefly will never come back

>> No.12514397

>>12514390
This is why I will never let a monster near my home. Never Ever

>> No.12514399

>>12514392
Hey, as long as Anya doesn't have to collect space debris, everything is real harasho.
>>12514391
Why did you make me think of Daffy Duck the Wizard and his harem of anime bitches?

>> No.12514400

>>12514390
>taking pictures and videos
>ends up on LiveLeak type sites
>little slut gets fucked-just what he wanted!

>> No.12514401

>>12514396
But hey at least you get Castle, so there's that right? eh he he
god i miss firefly

>> No.12514402

>>12514396
Hey, Me And The Devil Blues came back, so there's hope!

>> No.12514403

>>12514391
>dickwizard
The Cockblocking Conjurer is my personal hero. I wish that I, too, could one day cockblock a disgusting monster girl instead of being violated again and again.

>> No.12514404

>>12514396
womp womp.
>>12514392
this is better.

>> No.12514408

>>12514401
>>12514402
>>12514404
There's always this as well.
https://keepflying.com/

>> No.12514409

>>12514397
Thats fine the devil bugs are already in the house

>> No.12514410

>>12514403
maybe he'll save you from it, and you beg to be his apprentice.
>Anondalf the Wizard takes you under his wing after you almost lost your V-card to a horny Neko

>> No.12514411

>>12514220
Have you posted them in the thread before? Cause I have pastebin highlighted and don't usually miss stuff unless I guess if the thread 404s while asleep and won't update. That may have been it, they'll go in a post tonight then.

Otherwise Harblador is on the list, site version at least, I need to copy back some tweaks to pastebin, might fix things a bit first and site version works nicer.

>> No.12514415

>>12514403
Dude just go get a gun like me, keeps those cunts far back as possible

>> No.12514416

At this rate we'll probably get to 3000 posts.

>> No.12514417

>>12514411
Yes, I wouldn't be surprised if they were towards the ends of threads. I remember Komodo was, at least.
Also, thanks

>> No.12514418

>>12514399
>harem of anime bitches
That's right, he had anime Elves at his beck and call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oe7Q8OCm5I

>> No.12514421

So if Human Boys were real, what do you think their favorite Monster Girls would be?

>> No.12514423

>>12514421
not you

>> No.12514424

>>12514421
Holstaurus.

>> No.12514425

>>12514421
All da HB's be dicking da hip Holsts!

>> No.12514427

>>12514421
Holstaurus, no question

>> No.12514428

>>12514421
Kitsunes, slimes, manticores, and onis

>> No.12514429

>>12514421
Holstaurus and wolfgirls.

>> No.12514431

>>12514418
Made me think of Dio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU
or at least Dio singing in Sabbath.

>> No.12514432

>>12514421
Lizards.

>> No.12514434

>>12514421
Succubi, no doubt.

>> No.12514436

>>12514431
Ronnie James Dio could rape Monster Girls, discuss.

>> No.12514437

>>12514432
Go tip your bonnet somewhere else, little lizard.

>> No.12514441

>>12514424
>>12514425
>>12514427
>>12514429
DCT wins again. The health god rains supreme.

>> No.12514442

>>12514436
With his mighty blade, he slays dragons, and bitches. also, he'd wear glowing blue armor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF3jeAPGhrY&list=RDYF3jeAPGhrY

>> No.12514443

>>12514441
HA-THOR! HA-THOR!

>> No.12514448

>>12514442
Why was his voice so fucking great? I bet Moth-chan has posters of him all over her room.

>> No.12514449

But don't you guys think would like a Dragon girl though? I think Human Boys would love to be treated as a Treasure, or a Princess.

What would you call your Human Boy? Princess master race here. Human Boys love being Princesses.

>> No.12514450

Reminder from your friendly Paladins to report all monster sightings lest we lose another 9 men, thanks Bob
hate you so much

>> No.12514453

>>12514442
>Neon Knights

This thread has taste.

So which MG's would listen to metal?

>> No.12514458

>>12514421
i just want a nice monster girl to pin me down and ravage me
not insect girls though, i dont like them much

>> No.12514459

>>12514448
Moth chan wearing a ratty, holey Dio shirt and jamming out to superior Dio Sabbath when?
I like Ozzy's Sabbath, but Dio is a much better singer, no contest.

>> No.12514460

>>12514449
>Human Boys love being Princesses
As a former Human Boy, I can testify this is true.
>>12514453
Moth-chan, Succubi, Minotaurs, Oni and Salamander.

>> No.12514461

>>12514449
Men don't like being called women, when will you fools understand? Isn't it enough that half of your 'husbands' turn into alps?

>> No.12514467

>>12514450

Speaking of Paladins, where is the next chapter of Angel Falls?

>> No.12514468

>>12514460
>As a former Human Boy.
>>12514461
See. Just like I said they go alp, and then I fuck them.

>> No.12514469

>>12514421
It varies from person to person.
I like Oni and Vampires personally.

>> No.12514470

>>12514449

>dragon
Yeah, guys love being kept locked up all day by some paranoid maniac who never ever lets them out of their sight.

>> No.12514472

>>12514453
>>12514460
>Oni
>wearing a way too tight Slayer shirt with no bra
>holey jeans
>Spike gauntlets
>Anthrax tattoo
>A bunch of tattoos

>> No.12514476

>>12514468
Don't bully the alp, they were like you once, weak to the monster whore lies
However you can murder them all you want

>> No.12514478

>>12514448
Tenacious D covered The Last in Line
Jack nails it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0bPIgJSg00

>> No.12514479

>>12514421

Werewolves.
I just want a tall, scary werewolf to gently cuddle me as we peacefully sleep through a storm outside.
It also helps that wolf pussy supposedly clamps on and doesn't stop milking until she's bored.

>> No.12514482

>>12514453

Ghoul probably would. She's got that look about her.

>ghoul headbanging while sucking cock frantically

>> No.12514484

>>12514470
Exactly what was I was thinking! Human Boys love being kept as the best part of the hoard!

Unless you're being sarcastic, in which case fuck you.

>> No.12514485

>>12514421
P'Orc's and Holstaurus'

>> No.12514486

>>12514476
I only bully them with my dick. And if by murder you mean cum deep inside their boypussy while tenderly kissing them then yes I will murder them all.

>> No.12514487

>>12514421
A smart but award and lonely Crow Tengu who has big fluffy wings to help preen

>> No.12514489

>>12514486
>kissing something that was a guy
nigga you gay

>> No.12514491

>>12514485
HEALTH. Delicious health.
>>12514489
>was a guy
Exactly, its not gay if he/she is wearing a skirt.

>> No.12514492

>>12514482
Too bad that Ghouls are horrible things and must be purged off the face of the earth

>> No.12514494

>>12514491
It's all about the health

>> No.12514497

>>12514482
How about a Wight who is ashamed of all her old Black Sabbath and Van Halen records, secretly jamming out to Megadeth when she thinks no one is around, then you hear her singing along to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6gKjtpkFM

>> No.12514500

>>12514482
You'll like the story I'll have coming out, hopefully by the end of this week

>> No.12514501

>>12514491
Damn you got me there, alright fine fuck your alp all you want.

>> No.12514504

>>12514492
My condolences for your critical case of shit taste.

>> No.12514505

>>12514501
You don't have to tell me twice.

>> No.12514508

>>12514421

I'm not gonna say everyone would choose Onis, but I feel like in the end everyone would be fucking Onis.

>> No.12514509

>>12514449
No. A man has his pride you know.

>> No.12514510

>>12509098
When will the plot advance?

>> No.12514515

>>12514508
I'd choose Oni

>> No.12514517

>>12514508
Blue oni for sure

>> No.12514520

>>12514504
Sorry that I don't like flesh eating monsters that in anything else would have had her head blown off.

>> No.12514523

>>12514508
>Implying those bitches wouldn't be purged until they learned how to actually function in society.
Same with succusluts, manticores, and most other horribly rapey monster girls.

>> No.12514524

>>12514515
>>12514517
Either blue or loli oni.

>> No.12514525

Human boy here, any Ushi-Onis want to meet up?

>> No.12514527

>>12514525
Fuck off alp, go meet up with the alp fucker and leave already

>> No.12514528

>>12514472
Kind of a longshot, but, drawfag request?

>> No.12514529

>>12514525
Don't do it you fool!
Well, fuck it, why not? Not as if an Ushi Oni can operate a keyboard.

>> No.12514531

>>12514299
So you didn't think my yolk was very runny?

>> No.12514532

>>12514508
a red oni
after pouring out her booze
into a tub

I might be a masochist

>> No.12514533

>>12514528
We also need Anya the Space Tiger, and maybe the Handholder and Fat Salaryman teaming up on a succubus

>> No.12514534

>>12514531
You're getting spanked Charon

>> No.12514535

>>12514529

It's easier than you think. Plus the cave has Google Fiber so...

>> No.12514536

>>12514520
>>12514523
Paladin-chan detected.
You're so jealous it's adorable.

>> No.12514538

>>12514525
What are you, on a suicide run?
If you want one so badly, go find a dark and ominous cave with shattered pelvis skeletons at the entrance

>> No.12514539

>>12514532
what if you fuck in the tub? filled with sake

>> No.12514541

I personally find the most erotic part of a monstergirl to be the eyes.

>> No.12514542

>>12514535
>ushi oni at a huge keyboard, hunched over a screen pretending to be a cute, teaseable cyclops who likes holding hands
>sure, timmy, meet me at the cave on the west side of the park, I mean, if you want to

>> No.12514544

>>12514539
I'm sure at least one Oni has had that fantasy.

>> No.12514543

>>12514534
Was that too cheeky for you?

>> No.12514546

>>12514527
Anon pls, I'm a real boy.

>>12514529
Why shouldn't I? Once you go Ushi, you never go back.
Mostly because your pelvis needs to be replaced by a titanium one and they're the only ones who can really make you feel anything after that.

>> No.12514547

>>12514543
Say one more pun and the braid comes off

>> No.12514549

>>12514542

...But I do like holding hands. And I guess technically with the seal I'm a cyclops so...

;_;

>> No.12514550

>>12514549
sorry Ushi-chan. our love can never be because I want to continue to walk.

>> No.12514551

>>12514547
Are you unbraidled with rage, anon?

>> No.12514555

>>12514509
>Caring about a Human Boy's pride

They're your property, you need to tame them properly. If you let them grow arrogant they'll start thinking they're you equal or some shit. Unless you're some bonnet tipper, you need to affirm your power over a human boy.

>> No.12514558

>>12514551
Charon, I'm going to fuck you in the butt with no lube.

>> No.12514559

>>12514549
I want to hold hands with an Ushi-Oni.
I don't want to have my pelvis crushed, though, so I guess it'll remain a fantasy.

>> No.12514560

>>12514549
A frayed knot anon. I'm on a roll and you can't stop me

>> No.12514561

>>12514551
>>12514558
>And like that, hundreds on Anon's made an expedition to the River of Styx and raped Charon so hard she couldn't move, let a lone speak
>There is now a backup of souls waiting to be ferried

>> No.12514562

>>12514551
Do you want to get locked in a room with horny hobos? cause that's how you get locked in a room with horny hobos

>>12514555
Oni please fuck off with your husband beating ways

>> No.12514564

>>12514561
Oh, oh! I want to go last!

>> No.12514568

>>12514561
Charon is for tender loving anon, not brutal assrape. But when she starts punning it up I'll spank her so hard she won't be able to sit right for weeks

>> No.12514569

>>12514561
dibs on first

>> No.12514570

JESUS CHRIST

THERE'S A MOTH IN MY ROOM

IT KEEPS TRYING TO LAND ON MY HEAD

I'M TRYING TO USE THE COMPUTER BUT IT WON'T LET ME

DAMMIT MOTH-CHAN

>> No.12514571

>>12514550
>>12514559

You don't have to have your pelvis crushed though! Not unless you want it I guess. I mean, sure. The first few times might be a little rough, but the energy transfer will make it so...

Never mind. I'll just sit here hugging my HB daki.

>> No.12514572

>>12514570
Kissu it on the lips. She only wants attention.

>> No.12514573

>>12514562
>oni

you mean ogre. Onis just enable their husbands to be alcoholics and pass him around like the slut he is with her friends

>> No.12514574

>>12514549
It's okay, you'll find someone someday. So long as the sun keeps shining, there is still hope.
>>12514555
And this is why the closest thing you'll ever have to a husband is a breathing daki. It's okay, the sun cares about you anyway. It's a shame you'll never have anyone to love you properly though.
>>12514562
Stereotypes are rude anon, they're especially rude if you use the wrong ones. Amazons are the stereotypical husband beaters, and that's only true for the ones who haven't integrated into society.

>> No.12514577

>>12514570
Let it land on your head. It's the start of a beautiful friendship

>> No.12514578

>>12514564
>wanting sloppy 500th's
Gross
>>12514569
Think she's a virgin?

>> No.12514579

>>12514574
>>12514573
>Oni Internet Defense Force
Jesus christ people do those bitches monitor you even on the web or something?

>> No.12514582

>>12514578
no, it'll still be tight on the first go, also, it'll hurt her more the first time.

>> No.12514585

>>12514579
>Implying Onis let their slaves on the computer
Theirs other women on there anon, and if he goes on the internet he might know what freedom is, can't have him thinking he is a being with freewill now can we.

>> No.12514586

>>12514579
Always remember Anons: when you see someone defending an Oni of an Amazon, they are probably being watched like a hawk by their waifu

>> No.12514589

>>12514579
Oni Power Ranger team when?

>> No.12514593

>>12514582
It'll hurt her mentally more when her hole is stretched too far to actually satisfy any more anons.

>> No.12514599

>>12514582
Are we gonna DP her or is this all anal all day?

>> No.12514601

>>12514510
When people vote for it to. Next chance is next update.

>> No.12514602

>>12514593
alright, fine, I admit it, I just want to get the first nut in before bigger dicks stretch her out.
>>12514599
which is more painful and humiliating to her?

>> No.12514605

How was that succuvirus writefag story going anyway?

>> No.12514606

>>12514599
Triple penetration, Anon
Mouth, ass, vagina. You got to destroy that mouthpussy if you want her to stop saying puns

>> No.12514607

>>12514579
I don't have a wife anon. I've dedicated my life to the sun.

>> No.12514608

>>12514562
>>12514574
Look, all I'm saying is if you're gonna have a Human Boy as a Husband, you need to do it right. Keep him locked up in your house for safety, treat him with care to keep him in mint condition, but establish your dominance and the fact that you own him.

If you take good care he'll quickly not only accept his place, but love being yours and yours alone.

>> No.12514609

>>12514586
>>12514585
Even more reason to find these poor sons of bitches and free them from those cunts

>> No.12514611

Guys, my Oni waifu treats me really great, stop trying to libel her, oh crap her she comes.

>> No.12514614

>>12514602
Let's just organize by increasing dick size! She'll keep getting wrecked more and more and everyone gets some tightness.
>>12514606
I want to cum in her nose and ears after getting my turn.

>> No.12514616

>>12514605
Like molasses in December.

It will be done, though. Eventually.

>> No.12514617

>>12514608
Stockholm syndrome is not a good thing.

>> No.12514621

>>12514602
>painful
All anal I guess?
>humiliating
When she gets her tenth rape orgasm. I guess she might get some from anal too, but DP is a safer bet.

>> No.12514623

>>12514608
It's called Stockholm Syndrome moron, try reading a book once in a while instead of beating your husbands and getting drunk

>> No.12514625

>>12514621
>After her tenth dick, all the "party pooper" puns cease

>> No.12514627

>>12514617
>>12514623
How is it not? Stockholm is getting your treasure to love you, how is that a bad thing? Are you saying you should own a human who hates you?

I think you guys are the retarded ones.

>> No.12514630

>>12514625
We should just start telling her our own clown car jokes after the 100th dick.

>> No.12514631

>>12514630
huehue

>> No.12514632

>>12514614
Of course. Sooner or later she'll start liking it so much we'll have one Anon in her ass, one in her vagina, one in her mouth, while she gives handjods and feetjobs
She'll be covered in so much cum by the end of it she'd be licking herself clean, asking for more.

And we keep doing it until she's nothing more than a broken girl, bliss taking over her mind completely. The pleasure will break her body.
And even then, there's still a hundred other Anon's waiting for their go

>> No.12514634

>>12514627
They hate you because you are a shit. They don't love you they fear you so badly that their mind has forced themselves to try and appease you in anyway possible to avoid your cuntish nature. If you weren't such a shit you wouldn't have to impose your will on others.

>> No.12514635

>>12514632
We could just replace heaven with the Charon-chan gangbang and hell with the line for another turn.

>> No.12514637

. . .

>> No.12514638

>>12514632
Please don't rape the Charon, she has a very important job to do

>> No.12514641

>>12514627
Maybe you should consider your husband a person instead of an object? He'd be more likely to love you properly instead of through fear. Of course the sun will love you either way, but I think you'd be happier with a happy husband. If you do treasure him, treat him with love instead of breaking him.

>> No.12514643

>>12514637
Any picture with a fluffy tail in it.

...What am I asking for again?

>> No.12514645

>>12514637
What now?

>> No.12514646

>>12514637
http://imgur.com/q6uRsln

>> No.12514647

>>12514637
Hound if it's actually you, please save us from this hell of "muh stereotypes" and "muh charon rape".

>> No.12514650

>>12514638
Her big sis can do the job while we rape the other one.

>> No.12514651

>>12514637
Are you asking what people want coloured? I don't understand the question.

>>12514647
As the person who accidentally started the Charon rape, I feel bad and am deeply sorry

>> No.12514652

>>12514577

BUT IT TICKLES

SHE KEEPS WALKING AROUND MY HAIR

>> No.12514653

>>12514637
is this a call for colour requests or something

>> No.12514656

>>12514652
It's fine. Endure.

>> No.12514657

>>12514652
She's giving you a scalp massage. Just sit back, relax, and let it happen.

>> No.12514659

>>12514652
What are you, a faggot? Enjoy it.

>> No.12514665

>>12514653
Got some new stuff.
Some Lala and some beef.

>>12514646
Saved for later.

http://imgur.com/dMQkk21 - Lala

http://imgur.com/MfUKsYJ - Hot beef

>> No.12514668

>>12514637
Continue the Papi story from November

>> No.12514669

>>12514665
http://imgur.com/MfUKsYJ
Yes.

>> No.12514671

>>12514291
because you're a fucking neckbeard behind a computer pretending to be a monster girl.

>> No.12514675

>>12514665
>http://imgur.com/MfUKsYJ
I'm suddenly in the mood for beef now...

>> No.12514676

>>12514650
You mean the sister that threw my cousin Eddy off for "rocking the boat" ah yeah, totally want her to row my soul

>> No.12514677

>>12514294
inari stop being a homo, it will turn you alp.

>> No.12514684

>>12514665
>http://imgur.com/MfUKsYJ - Hot beef

WHERE ARE THEIR NIPPLES?!

>> No.12514685

>>12514665

Lala looks pretty fucking badass there. I like it.

>> No.12514687

>>12514665
They have really tiny heads.

>> No.12514693

>>12514656
>>12514657
>>12514659

SHE STOPPED MOVING AFTER A WHILE, SO I PUT MY HAND ON MY HAIR TO SEE IF SHE WAS STILL THERE

SHE STARTED DOING SOME WEIRD SQUEALING NOISES AND THEN STOPPED AGAIN

DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG

>> No.12514694

>>12514665
You know, after seeing a full picture of Lala, I like her outfit. I like it a lot

>> No.12514696

>>12514693
Aww, she's squeaking. I think she likes you, Anon.

>> No.12514697

>>12514693
You scared her. she started getting comfy on your head and you gave her a heart attack

>> No.12514699

>>12514693
Oh, I though we were still talking about Charon-chan...

>> No.12514707

>>12514693
Post pics of the moth.

>> No.12514709

I kinda feel bad for killing moths when I see them
Oh wait I don't

>> No.12514710

>>12514396
someone write firefly but everyone is a monster girl.

>> No.12514712

>>12514687
They have really big bodies
And long long legs

That could wrap around and keep you in

>> No.12514714

>>12514712
That sounds more scary than sexy anon

>> No.12514715

>>12514712
Eh, I prefer KCs Minotaurs.

They're actually pleasant on the eyes.

>> No.12514716

>>12514712
>Leg lock
Too bad I can post an image reaction because I fucking love it.

>> No.12514717

>>12514714
Well, they are 7' tall amazons of beef

Imagine how well they have control of their muscles

>> No.12514721

>>12514715
Although I like Crabs delicious brown, I'll have to agree with this Anon

>> No.12514724

>>12514717
I'm still kind of intimidated of girls who are like a foot taller than me

>> No.12514726

>>12514710
>Reavers go from a terrifying band of space barbarians to a clan of monstergirls that captures and rapes entire planets of men.
Thanks for the fearboner.

>> No.12514727

>>12514710
I've had a story like that in planning for a while.

Well, it's a frontier sci-fi set across a whole star system where the main characters are law-breaking but moral smugglers, anyway.
And one of the crew members is a foul-mouthed, bloodlusting fairy.

Eh, I'd be more interested in seeing what other people come up with, in regards to that idea.

>> No.12514729

>>12514637
Er, could you color this one when you get the chance?

http://imgur.com/WmgY0Zg

Someone posted one with her and the dragoon, but I could really use this standalone one. I'm sorry if I'm asking for too much or if you already did it though.

>> No.12514730

>>12514467
When I stop having tests and non-MG related writings thrust up my ass. So like another week or two. I also got an editor now so things will probably go slower as she checks my stuff assuming I don't creep her the fuck out. I did warn her though.

>> No.12514732

>>12514491
Nigga you gunna go alp

>> No.12514735

>>12514724
Just get her on her back.

>> No.12514738

>>12514730

>a girl proofreading your writefagging
>a normalfag at that

Hoo boy, she is going to be weirded the fuck out.

>> No.12514744

>>12514536
He's right, if Mgs become real the super rape-y ones would get murdered by the military so fast.

>> No.12514751

>>12514744
I'm sure most militaries wouldn't genocide an entire race because of rape, but there probably would be a swift rebuttal followed by containment until they can learn to function in society.
Also, I'm pretty sure Onis wouldn't be one of those species. They just want to drink and live their lives. Amazons on the other hand...

>> No.12514755

>>12514744
How many anons would try to shelter MGs in their homes?
And then get raided within minutes because they posted on here asking about how best to take care of her?

>> No.12514756

>>12514751
>Expecting a species of things that murder and rape their own kind because they look different to accept freaks of nature like Monster Girls

Do you even human?

>> No.12514758

Oh good, the HFYfags are here.

>> No.12514765

>>12514751
Probably a lot of soldiers wouldn't want to kill them. Rebellion? I would join them.

>> No.12514766

>>12514744
Or there would be a special MG prison. Imagine being a CO there.

>> No.12514768

>>12514729
https://i.imgur.com/k3IoFNs.png

>> No.12514769

>>12514738
We've known each other for...shit, ten years? She has been editing for me for one and in my main writings I have done a few girl on girl things.
I mean I warned her about all the rape, murder, and general brutality. She said she was fine with it. That is good, right?

>> No.12514772

What monster girl can help me not feel dead inside?

tfw I just passed a certification exam I put 350 hours of studying into

>> No.12514773

>>12514769

I was surprised mainly. Good news in you getting a proofreader, though.

>> No.12514775

>>12514765
see>>12514756

>>12514766
CO? I think a MG prison would be a terrifying place for us Paladins.

>> No.12514777

>>12514772
Yeti. It's all about the hugs

>> No.12514779

>>12514772
a lich

>> No.12514782

>>12514772
A werewolfu. Whenever you look into her eyes you can be assured that she'll love and be loyal to you until the day she dies, no matter how you screw up, as long as you treat her with affection.

>> No.12514783

>>12514779
I think that would make him feel worse.

>> No.12514784

>>12514772

Poofy paws will always be there for you. Accept no substitutes.

http://i.imgur.com/dCf9FP2.png

>> No.12514785

>>12514772
The one who loves you.

>> No.12514786

>>12514772
a Holstaurus! I hear their milk is quite refreshing to drink

>> No.12514787

>>12514785
But what if nobody loves him anon?

>> No.12514788

>>12514775
Correctional Officer. Prison guard.

>whole prison is essentially solitary confinement
>doing rounds they entertain themselves by coming up with new ways to come on to you
>searching cells for contraband dildos

>> No.12514791

>>12514787
Sudoku.

>> No.12514794

>>12514787
Walk around late at night in dark allleys until one finds you and actually sticks around afterwards

>> No.12514795

>>12514788
What would the riots be about? Succubus insults one of the more violent girls husbands or something?

>> No.12514797

>>12514795
Succubi just being assholes in general. Succubus are the cause of all riots

>> No.12514798

>>12514732
I wont go alp if I fuck an alp.

>> No.12514800

>>12514787

The guy spent 350 hours into studying, what kind of shithole society would one have to live in in order not to be liked for being so hardworking?

>> No.12514801

>>12514797
Gettin real tired of you paladin shitters

>> No.12514802

>>12514797
Well, the cause of most prison riots are food.

>riot breaks out because the inmates demand more semen in their meals

>> No.12514807

Still 4 threads remaining

>> No.12514808

>2700 posts
GOD
OH
MY

>> No.12514809

>>12514802
>Jeeze, Anon, this isn't anything close to the amount my ero doujins said you'd shoot out and you already look like you're about to break!

>> No.12514814

>>12507767
>.3% of actually fertilizing anything

>> No.12514815

>>12514809
>To quench the thirst of the MG prisonners, the guards and Paladins decided to give them all free doujins and hentai to occupy themselves while they serve their time
>This only increases their lust tenfold
>It was a very bad idea in hindsight

>> No.12514817

>>12513991
>Sitting at a research station floating at the edge of a nebula.
>Research involves ways to travel through a nebula more safely, visual sensors don't work so if you want to see something you gotta look out a window.
>Currently have my feet put up, just lying back and getting some rest.
>"Hey wake up! We're getting a signal?"
>Guess my nap's going to have to wait.
>Fiddle with the usual flashing lights and dials until we start hearing a message.
>"ZRSShhhktWE OF THE REPTILIAN ALLIANCE ARE THE INHERITORS OF THIS GALAXIES WARM SUNS. WE SHALL RECLAIM OUR ANCESTRAL RIGHT FROM THE TERRANS, ONE SYSTEM AT A TIME. RUN OR SUBMIT TO OUR MIGHT."
>It keeps playing on a loop, it sounds like a Dragon, she sounds pretty angry.
>Minutes later we begin to get turbulence and hundreds of ships pour from the nebula.
>Some were big enough to easily be a cruiser class.
>"M-maybe they haven't noticed us."
>"I don't think so Jim."
>The Reptilian Alliance's trademark boarding claws punch their way into the station's hull.
>"PUNY TERRAN SPACE STATION, YOU, AND ANY RESEARCH YOU HAVE OBTAINED WILL BE ACQUIRED BY THE GLORIOUS REPTILIAN ALLIANCE BY FORCE. SURRENDER AND WE WILL PERMIT YOU TO BECOME SLAVES. RESIST AND WE WILL LEAVE YOUR CORPSE FOR YOUR PATHETIC FEDERATION TO FIND."
>The message cuts to silence, leaving only the sound of Lizard Girl boarders swarming the station.
>"Well it could be worse. Remember that Zero-G slime that engulfed Sigma station?"

Such is life in Monster Girl Space.

>> No.12514818

>>12514758
Oh good the Betafags are here

>> No.12514819

>>12514807
>>12514808
People forgetting to sage?

>> No.12514820

>>12514815
>there are so many PREA violations that the prison makes inmates write ero manga and fiction to sell so it can recoup its losses

>> No.12514822

>almost at 3000 posts

Dear holy shit. Each thread tries to outlive the last.

>> No.12514827

>>12514822
It's a desperate struggle to remind ourselves about how deep our love goes.

>> No.12514829

>>12514822
They're getting so huge they should be in Trader Anon's writ...wait I already made this joke.

>> No.12514830

>>12514822

No shit, right? It's one of those things you can't be mad at because you're just impressed.

>> No.12514832

>>12514817
I actually heard the dragon's voice as the crab peoples voice from south park, I need to lay off that show. Also reminds me of the beginning of Killzone.

>> No.12514833

>>12514751

Serving military guy here, I would volunteer to kill off the excessively violent and shit-tier monstergirls.

>> No.12514834

So now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that there is nothing wrong with Alps?

And serious question, how would your waifu react if you inexplicitely turned into an Alp? Would your relationship with her still continue, or would she just dump you off at some brothel? If she tried to keep it going, how would the two of you work around the whole 'You're an Alp' thing?

>> No.12514835

>>12514827
Our love for monstergirls will continue until the end of time.

>> No.12514837

>>12514822
>2700+ posts
>300 image reply limit

Someone should be hanged.

>> No.12514838

>>12514834
How the fuck do you turn into an Alp if you have a waifu.

>> No.12514839

>>12514838
That's what I want to know

>> No.12514841

>>12514834
The only way somebody can become an alp is if they are gay, doesn't matter how in the closet they are, if they are truly gay in their heart then they can become an alp. So for most it'd be a huge thing and they'd break up and go their separate ways. That being said I would fuck the shit out of an alp for as long as it took to make them become an ahegoing mess.

>> No.12514842

>>12514838
>>12514839
anal

>> No.12514843

>>12514842
I'm having a deja vu. Not this shit again.

>> No.12514844

>>12514842
Oh boy, here we go again

>> No.12514846

>>12514838
>>12514839
Well shoving phallic objects into your butt is quite homosexual, so if your waifu shoves phallic objects up your butt then you are very likely to become an alp because secretly you want men's penises in your butt.

>> No.12514847

>>12514843
>anal
>Not this shit again.

Heh.

>> No.12514850

>>12514838
>>12514839
>>12514841
Presume Bob has stuffed so much Futa Fiction in your closet without you being aware that it caused you to turn into an Alp against your will

>> No.12514851

>>12514846
If you secretly want men's penises in your butt why do you have a waifu.

It doesn't make sense.

>> No.12514853

>Implying the prison warden isn't some sadist succubutts who is constantly humiluating and denying pleasure to her inmates

>> No.12514854

>>12514853
>"Solitary Confinement" is replaced with an inescapable pit of orgasm denying slime girls

>> No.12514857

>>12514850
Like I said, the only way you can become an alp is if you are already gay. Bob being a faggot doesn't make everybody else a faggot.
>>12514851
Because he is that deep in the closet, some people go decades without realizing that they are gay because they are that deep in their own hole, other people pretend to be straight but are really gay.

>> No.12514858

>>12514853
>Sadist succubutt warden who's a genuinely loving wife in a happy monogamous marriage with a loving husband she goes back to at the end of every day.
>Rubs this fact into her prisoners faces every chance she gets.
Just because I think that'd be funny.
She wouldn't be the warden of a prison for rapist monstergirls if she hadn't adapted to the new world.

>> No.12514865

>>12514853
>shawshank redemption or oz with a cast made up of nothing but monster girls


Fund it

>> No.12514869

>>12514858
Would she be paranoid of her husband being around that milkwoman >>12509106 who appears every Sunday?

>> No.12514872

>>12514869
Why would she be?
He gave her the key to his chastity belt after all.

>> No.12514873

>>12514865
>Shawshank Redemption with monster girls
I like it, I like it a lot.

>> No.12514875

>>12514854
There needs to be more OD stories

>> No.12514876

>>12514872
What if she breastfeeds him?

>> No.12514882

>>12514876
The only thing that could achieve is giving her husband a bigger boner when she comes back from work. There is literally no downside.

>> No.12514883

>>12514875
http://pastebin.com/u/drmyth

He was working on an Anubis one. Dunno what happened to it. Or him

>> No.12514889

>"Husband! Anya is of having surprise for you!"

What's her surprise, /mgg/?

>> No.12514890

Through the magic of remarrying/magic/genetics/suspension of disbelief, you are blessed with a monstergirl mother of one species, and monstergirl sister of another. Choose one combination:

>Hotheaded and doting werewolf mother
>Shy and reserved weresheep imouto
>Living in a small house in the middle of the country, lots of fields and forests

or

>Distant but wise dragon mother
>Bookworm onee-chan wurm who tries to be clever like her mother, and loves reading to you
>Living in a grand, but rather empty castle on the steep slope of a vast mountain range

or

>Overbearing and huggy alraune mother
>Lazy, nap-prone jinko imouto who would rather you just let her sleep... unless you carry her around on your back
>Living in the middle of a jungle, in a house woven from leaves and branches. You won't get away from your mother, but the earth itself will reshape itself to ease your activities at your mother's whim

>> No.12514891

>>12514889
*Unzips Dick*

>> No.12514892

>>12514889
A brand new thread

>> No.12514893

>>12514889

>Anya is a thing now

Jesus Christ what have I done.

>> No.12514894

>>12514889
Rape.

>> No.12514896

>>12514893
Wonderful things anon

>> No.12514897

>>12514893
I've been away for a bit, who is Anya?

>> No.12514898

>>12514893

You have created OC, and /mgg/ loved it.

Congratulations, you're a father now

Take good care of your little Anya, Anon.

>> No.12514899

>>12514893
Sparked the fire that will surely lead us into a new age of light.

>> No.12514902

>>12514890
Dragon family with cute dopey older wurm sister

>> No.12514903

>>12514889

She's a futa.

Surprise.

>> No.12514905

>>12514897

Anya is a cuddly Siberian Tiger Jinko who is of protective of her husband.

As in "BLUE WITCH ARE YOU OF CRAZY REMOVE BREASTS FROM HUSBAND"

>> No.12514906

>>12514897
Read through the thread you Not very smart person

>> No.12514908

>>12514875
Orgasm denial a shit. Foregoing the purpose of sex, it's like building a house out of seafoam.

>> No.12514909

>>12514903
Bob I swear to god, go back to the fucking hole we dug you and stay there!

>> No.12514910

>>12514890
Number two

Living in a grand but empty castle is my dream. Seriously have no ideas idea how Jack Nicholson's character went insane in a giant empty hotel with his love ones in the Shinning, shit would be heaven

>> No.12514911

>>12507811
This might actually be the best slime girl doujin I've ever seen.

What the hell do you even mean nobody's going to translate it?

>> No.12514912

>>12514893
Anya and Olga: The Siberian Space Jinkos.

>> No.12514915

>>12514905
And now she is in space.

Hooray for Anya.

>> No.12514916

>>12514903

For fuck's sake you gotta be fucking shitting

>> No.12514917

>>12514890
I'll take number one. Sounds like it'd be fun, and I already live in the country surrounded by forests

>> No.12514918

>>12514873
What type of monstergirl would the sisters be? Which mg would play the partof morgan freeman?

>> No.12514919

>>12514916
He is shitting.

>> No.12514921

>>12514915
Always be careful when docking with a certain Space Station orbiting a frozen, snow-covered moon.

>> No.12514922

>>12514916

Anya will never be a futa so long as I draw breath and that faggot Bob stays the hell away from my daughter.

>> No.12514923

>>12514918
>Which MG would play the part of Morgan Freeman?
Huh. That's actually a tough question. Whoever it is must speak like Freeman, this is important

>> No.12514924

>>12514906
I just did. Jesus christ that's amazing.

>> No.12514925

>>12514922

Now that's what I call a responsible father!

>> No.12514926

>>12514923
A slimegirl who can vibrate her own slime at the perfect frequency to imitate his voice.

>> No.12514927

>>12514922
Now I want Bob to write an Anya futa story just to piss you off

>> No.12514928

>>12514922
You're a good man anon

>> No.12514929

>>12514890

Number one. I love the countryside.

>> No.12514930

>>12514927
I'll brain you motherfucker

>> No.12514933

>>12514916

No shitting. Anya wants to dock. Prepare to be boarded!

>> No.12514935

>>12514923
Parrot Harpy.

>> No.12514938

>>12514930
say that too my face not online see what happens

>> No.12514940

>>12514918
Sisters are slimes or maybe succubutts, they are the only monster girls I could see trying to rape another

>> No.12514942

>>12514922
You have my sword.

>> No.12514943

>>12514903

Fuck yes, this needs to be drawn by the finest artist on /mgg/

>> No.12514945

>>12514943
>>12514933
>>12514927
>>12514903

I can't believe you people are doing this shit AGAIN

>> No.12514946

>>12514822
Doesn't bother me. Just use imgur.

It's also fun because every image is a surprise. You never know what you're gonna get!

http://i.imgur.com/CV4tMT1.jpg

>> No.12514948

>>12514922
I just found out about her and already futafags are trying to ruin her. I'll support you in this endeavor.
>>12514942
And my Axe!

>> No.12514950

>>12514933

>Anya no we can't dock here, people will see us!
>Is no problem, Husband, let them watch
>M-my shuttle is moving into your port!
>Da, darlink. Such good maneuvers.
>O-Oh shit! Some exhaust is leaking out!
>Niet Darlink, dock into maintenance bay, right at back of bay.

... That's about the best I can do as far as innuendo goes.

>> No.12514952

>>12514948

Improve, anon. It's spelt "improve"

>> No.12514953

>>12514946
>Using an image that was already posted in the thread

>> No.12514955

>>12514950
That was pretty good

>> No.12514956

> faggot moving to make Anya futa

Remember this the next time some yellow belly piece of shit says to let the futafags be. They are the cancer.

>> No.12514957

>>12514956
Agreed.

>> No.12514959

>>12514956
What can you expect from them.

>> No.12514960

>>12514946
that hairy butthole

The thought of dingleberries should sicken me but my dick disagrees

>> No.12514961

>>12514952
I hope your dick falls off and you turn into an alp

>> No.12514963

>>12514956
I've been saying that since they first showed up!

>> No.12514964

>>12514956
Reminder that this is Bob's fault

I warned you guys earlier in this thread, but you didn't listen

>> No.12514965

>>12514889
>You go to see what she wants and find her in the bathroom
>She giddily hands you a pregnancy test and says "Husband, we are to be the mothers and the fathers!"

>> No.12514966

>>12514889
It's my dick in a box

>> No.12514967

>>12514923
Morgan Freeman will play himself because he's goddamn Morgan Freeman!

>> No.12514968

>>12514940
I'd say ogres since they are forceful. Or a mix of the rapeier, sadistic one, a girtablilu, miniaturus and ushi oni trio.

>> No.12514976

>>12514967
No monstergirl has ever been able to rape Morgan Freeman because merely hearing his voice causes them to collapse in ecstasy.

>> No.12514980

>2800 posts
Don't you fuckers have a refractory period I mean goddamn

>> No.12514981

Quit sperging out they said. Just ignore them they said. This is the future you chose.

>> No.12514983

>>12514956
>implying this isn't a ruse by anti-futafags to try and build support followed by extensive same-fagging

>>12514953
Apparently I had a very old link on my clipboard. Meant to post this.

http://i.imgur.com/NV8b3NT.jpg

>> No.12514984

>>12514922
You have the full support of my world domination Holstaurus army, the Health gods are on your side anon, we need a space program anyway.

>> No.12514987

>>12514980
We're monster girl fuckers. We're not allowed to have a refractory period.

>> No.12514988

>>12514984

If I do any Anya writefaggotry it'd be less sci-fi and more along the lines of "A cold yet hot night" full of chasing husband through the snow.

In the dark.

In the nude.

Rape the husband. Warm yourself on the husband. Do svidanya to bachelor life.

>> No.12514992

broken English and monsters girls, together at last!

I don't know why but broken English is my fetish

>> No.12514997

>>12514988
Either way its fucking fun.

>> No.12515004

>>12514992
>Teaching a monster girl English, watching her struggle to fully speak the language fluently
>One day, she finally tells you,
>"In my language, we say phrase to close people..."
>She then hesitantly utters it to you
>"I-It means...I...love you."

>> No.12515010

>>12515004

WHERE ARE MY DEFIBRILLATORS

>> No.12515022

>new threads on the catalog have appeared
>nothing has fallen off the edge

What evil magic is this?

>> No.12515036

>>12515022
You actually dead, this is hell where you're eternally trapped in a monster girl thread with no more images and everyone is talking about futa and getting pegged.

Enjoy your forever

>> No.12515038

>>12515022
>4 threads are ahead of us in the line
>4 new threads were created
>none of the threads have been bumped off page 10
Fuck you god.

>> No.12515039

>>12515022

Shut up and let's get to 3000 posts.

>> No.12515040

>>12515039
Remeber when 800 posts used to be a record?

>> No.12515041

>>12515022
>>12515036
>>12515038
>>12515039
>>12515040

I bet Succuvirus is behind this.

>> No.12515043

>>12515039
I think we've only been above 3000 posts one, maybe two, times since being here, and those were some of the first fast as fuck threads.
>>12515040
Now we get three times that regularly.

>> No.12515045

>>12515041
Succuvirus is the fucking worst!
I hate her!

>> No.12515046

>>12515041
Except Succuvirus loves us. This smells more of the Chief God.

>> No.12515050

What kind of music would you get comfy with your waifu to in a cold, quiet day?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz9BP6NcIUw

>> No.12515054

>>12515050
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KkPci47b2EQ

>> No.12515061 [DELETED] 

>>12515050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGkNmoe8pLM&index=104&list=FLsJqUS4vnQNgNqyZvkdlztA

>> No.12515062

>>12515050

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhDHtKpfP0o

The music of her people.

>> No.12515065

>>12515050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtGzmxa3CH4
Because it's time to cuddle up on the couch and play some Borderlands.
I just want a girl who likes Vidya anons. Is that so much to ask?

>> No.12515069

>>12515050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGkNmoe8pLM

>> No.12515070

>>12515050
>Sitting in front of the fireplace on a cold winter evening
>On a couch, cuddling with your lamia waifu
>The two of you softly singing, "Baby It's Cold Outside"

>> No.12515077

>Exploring some abandoned complex while being stalked by a yandere monstergirl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp_SfzJJtpI

>> No.12515078

I wanted to post this update in the new thread, but since I don't know when that will be, and since I have places to go to tonight, here's an update for the Lich CYOA, on line 843.

http://pastebin.com/bFWqyMjJ

http://strawpoll.me/2633779/r

>> No.12515079

>>12515065
I haven't heard that song in months yet I was able to sing along to the entire thing. Dammit man I can't get back into playing this right now.

>> No.12515081

>>12515070
Adorable. I'd like to see this drawn.

>> No.12515082

>>12515070
>Christmas feels and it's not even October

Stop you fool, I made the mistake of watching gremlins yesterday and I can't absorb anything Christmas related for at least 2 weeks

>> No.12515087

>>12515050
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xkmu_mBvkhM

>> No.12515095

>>12515078
Aw fuck yeah.

>> No.12515096

>>12515050

I've gotten into Aviici. Levels to be specific.

Electronic dance music has become a recent guilty pleasure of mine.

>> No.12515103

>>12515050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m22AgbDQdgU

>> No.12515105

>>12515036
You're here too.

>> No.12515115

>>12515022
Evil Seru Magic.

>> No.12515117

>>12515036
I thought hell was a jail where humans and monster girls alike serve their sentence for a time based on their crimes in the living world.

>> No.12515123

Reminder to , LOVINGLY, dick your d aughteru so she grows well adjusted and experiences true love.

>> No.12515127

>>12515123
Or y'know. Don't dick the daughteru.

>> No.12515131

>>12515050
http://youtu.be/jiwuQ6UHMQg

>> No.12515132

>>12515123

>Not lovingly dicking the runt and pick of the litter in order to spread the love to your two closest daughterus
>Not making your wife jealous enough to want more pups

>> No.12515137

>>12515132
>NTRing your wife

>> No.12515141

>>12515117
Why are some of the best stories always left unfinished?

Monstergirl hell would have you be together in a cell but they remove your privates, unable to get mana from you you waifu turns bitchier and bitchier until she becomes just like 3DPD.

>> No.12515147

>>12515127
> Gilgamesh
> I wasn't asking your opinion.jpg

>> No.12515148

>>12515147
You didn't ask for it, but you got it.
When is this thread going to die so we can make a new one?

>> No.12515152

>>12515137
>Not keeping your family in line through dickings

>> No.12515157

>>12515141
No way, dude.
No fucking way that has appeal.

>> No.12515158

>>12515148
I swear to god if this thread is still alive tomorrow. We're probably gonna make it well above 3000 posts.

>> No.12515159

>>12515148
And it's shit so I don't want it.

>> No.12515164

>>12515157
It's Hell, why the fuck would it be appealing?

>> No.12515168

>>12514801
>paladin
>shitter
choose one

>> No.12515169

>>12515141
>unable to get mana from you you waifu turns bitchier and bitchier until she becomes just like 3DPD.
Vampire and akaname one, other sluts zero. I mean, vampires would start of plenty bitchy, but still.

>> No.12515170

>>12515141
>>12515157
I mean, you're not wrong about how it needs to be written, but the removal of genitals and 3DPD?

I'd like it more if it were run like a prison, except somewhat more brutal. Where, instead of knitting cheap cloth for a cent an hour, they're sent to endure torture every day, then thrown back to their cell with their inmate(s).

Then, when their sentence is up, they are reincarnated back in the living world.

You know, like Disgaea 4 or some shit.

>> No.12515177

>>12515169
The physics of hell would keep them from gaining sustenance, it would't work.And are you sure you want to be locked up with something that would feed on you in a harmful way?

>> No.12515179

>>12514833
A true hero, thank you.

>> No.12515184

>>12515170
> torture for the sake of torture

think that would drive me up the wall.I t

>> No.12515187

>>12515170
>They're sent to endure torture everyday
Does this torture include Spending a whole day with an Ushi Oni having nonstop sex, or getting gang-raped by Oni's, or, hell, bondage with a, Arachnid?

Hell, while we're at it, how about spending the whole day, 24 hours, with a group of Dark Elves. Or maybe staying with a Mantago
And this would happen every single day. You better hope you heal up in a couple hours because you're heading straight into the Ushi Oni pit

>> No.12515188

>>12515164
Speaking of Hell and because the won't die, has anyone read Cemetery Summons?

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1118080&page=submissions

>> No.12515190

>>12514833

Thanks for serving, brother!

>> No.12515191

>>12515141
I could never find a way to finish that story with Charon, Valkyrie and Cerberus without people getting upset or having a lame ending.

>> No.12515194

>>12515188
*the thread

I just can't type worth shit tonight I guess

>> No.12515197

>>12515184
Not necessarily for the sake of torture. It's for the crimes you've committed in the living world, wherein the severity of the crimes you've committed determine the length of your sentence, and the intensity of your daily punishments.

>> No.12515198

I wonder if we'll make it to 3k before we finally die.

>> No.12515199

>>12515187
>An eternity with a yandere arachne.
Wunderbar.

>> No.12515202

...Is it just me or is the MG Collection blog down?

>> No.12515203

>>12515198
We're still 5th in line and it doesn't look like any of the 4 behind us will go away any time soon. I'm more worried about us making it to 4k than 3k.

>> No.12515205

>>12515187
The 'Screaming Shota' is the bar you want to visit if you're into that.

>> No.12515206

>>12515198
It looks like it may be possible

>> No.12515207

>>12515198
>>12515203

We'll make it to 4K alright.

>> No.12515208

>>12515202
Just you.

>> No.12515210

>>12515208

It's back, I can see it now.

>> No.12515212

>>12515205
Oh no, I'm not into that at all. It was just some suggestions

>> No.12515215

>>12515205
Yup. That bar is going into my tabletop game. I WILL MAKE IT WORK!

>> No.12515217

>>12515198
That's the plan.

>> No.12515220

>>12515215
but only because I like the name. It'll just be a regular bar with monster girls

>> No.12515221

>>12515212
>Oh no, I'm not into that at all.

Right, right, sure.

Don't lie to yourself. You know you want it.
You want to be abused by muscled Onis and Ushi-Onis.

>> No.12515223

>>12514890
>Distant mom who won't fucking bother me
>awesome sister who I can relate too
>perfect location with perfect housing
Jesus christ anon, please don't make me feel these feels.

>> No.12515225

>>12515221
Whatever makes you sleep at night

>> No.12515230

Please Ilias kill this thread, and let the world begin a new. Or at least make it so OP can delete threads again.

>> No.12515231

>>12515223
>>Distant mom who won't fucking bother me

>Not attempting to be a good son in order to one day finally have your distant but wise mother tell you how proud of you she is

Come the fuck on.

>> No.12515234

>>12514890
I've always wanted to live in a castle.

>> No.12515242

>>12515230
Less than a hundred posts to go, buck up.

How would you feel if a parasite slime infested your waifu? It's two for one.

>> No.12515249

>>12515242
Parasite slime is one of those monster girl races that just needs to be fully wiped out.

>> No.12515250

>>12515242
>Parasite Slime
gross.

>> No.12515253

To kill time before the thread dies: I've just read the 5e D&D monster manual, has anyone else here? Did you see anything and think "this needs boobs"? I did, these threads have ruined me.

>> No.12515255

>>12514890
I can't decide between the first two options. I like both a lot.

>>12515242
Parasite slimes must be purged, along with matangos, ropers akanames and beelzebubs.

>> No.12515258

>>12515242
I would not permit a slime to ruin my Anubis' waifus career.

She can't boss around slaves if she's ahegao'ing constantly.

>> No.12515259

>>12515253
Don't forget. you're here forever.

>> No.12515262

>>12515259
Noice

>> No.12515264

>>12515253
I got my hands on it yesterday, and I'm loving the art and new looks on some monsters.

>> No.12515265

So since this thread is still here which Showa era Godzilla Kaiju do you want to see as a monster girl the most since we've seen the Heisei era ones

>> No.12515266

>>12515230
>"Nay," said Ilias, for she was a cruel, and angry god
>"I shall smite thee, anon. And in Hell, I shall torture thee, over and over."
>"After an aeon, I shall reincarnate thee, and thy lives shall be those of endless torment, thy bodies tortured in life and thy souls in death!"
>And it came to pass, for Ilias was a cruel and angry God
>And it was good

>> No.12515268

>>12515253
Didn't someone draw a sexy flumph a few threads ago? Next step: modrons.

>> No.12515269

>>12515062
this is beauty. this is love.

>> No.12515272

>>12514890
Can I fuck my Alraune mother?

>> No.12515274

Now seems like a good time, so I present to you the list of monster girls which I believe most of us can agree need to be completely purged or heavily changed.
Akaname
Arch Imp
Gyoubu Danuki
Parasite Slime/Slime Carrier
Baphomet
Beelzebub
Nerid
Hobgoblin
Bubble Slime
Roper
Charybdis
Dark Matter
Deruella
Dark Priest
Living Doll
Tentacle
Goblin
Imp
Mantango

>> No.12515276

>>12515274
>Dark Priest
What is this heresy.

>> No.12515280

>>12515274
What's wrong with jewish raccoon, the goblins or Dark Matter?

>> No.12515282

>>12515274
You forgot the worst monster of them allhuman women

>> No.12515283

>>12515221
I don't know about abused, but I would be down for some ushi-oni lovin'

And by "some" I mean "as much as she wants"

And by that I mean RAPE

>> No.12515285

>>12515250
But you can double team you waifu without having to rely on doppelganger potions and losing your reason.

>> No.12515286

>>12515274

Everything looks fine to me, except
>Dark Priest

How else is anyone supposed to fulfill their sexy fallen nun fantasies?

>> No.12515289

>>12515274
>Baphomet
>Hobgoblin
>Goblin
No, you are a faggot

>> No.12515290

>>12515274
>Arch Imp
>Gyoubu Danuki
>Nereid
>Hobgoblin
>Goblin
>Dark Priest
>Living Doll
Why would anyone want to purge these?

>> No.12515292

>>12515274

You forgot Ushi Oni

>> No.12515296

>>12515274
> Dark Priest

I will hang you from the tallest tree I can find by your nutsack.

>> No.12515297

>You'll never be a young beggar in a town ruled over by a Vampire Countess.
>You'll never be forced to participate in back alley fights just to get enough money to scrape by for the day.
>You'll never smile one day after earning more than usual in a fight.
>You'll never hear a barely audible squeak from above you only to look up and see a bat.
>You'll never eventually be lying in a back alley on a cold winter day, shivering and starving.
>You'll never pass out from the cold and hear a voice calling to you.
>You'll never wake up hours later in a bed with a gentle looking girl right next to you.
>She'll never notice that you're awake and grin widely, revealing her fangs.
>She'll never hold you closer to her body while stroking your hair and talking about how everything is going to be okay from now on and how she'll bring back your smile.
>You will never be an object of affection for the Vampire Countess' cuddlebug of a youngest daughter.
I love healing stories alright? Don't judge me. You fuckers infected me with cuddlelust.

>> No.12515299

>>12515231
>wanting to spend time with parents.
the fuck is wrong with you? Wurm imouto is all I need.

>> No.12515303

>>12515274
>Dark Priest
Do the Dark Paladins exist? Because I want to ask them if they can make you a visit.

>> No.12515304

>>12515274
http://i.imgur.com/xKW15yM.png
I'll fite you

>> No.12515305

>>12515297
That's cute, Anon

>> No.12515307

>>12515292
Fluffy rape spiders are love, leave them out of this.

>> No.12515309

>>12515276
>>12515286
Because they literally come into towns and just start destroying people's minds. Then when they meet a guy they like they just say fuck it and change their entire character.
>>12515280
They are jew rats. Dark Matter fucking destroy the human world and turn it into Oblivion. Goblins are just punks that roam around stealing and raping.
>>12515289
Same with Hobgoblin. Baphomet also fucking ruin people's free will and force their ways on everybody, probably because their so shit to begin with.
>>12515290
Like I said, they either need to be fully purged or heavily changed.
>>12515292
Ushi Oni, Oni, Succubi, Amazones, and the like just need to stop being such cunts. Not all of them are so I didn't include them, individuals can be different though I agree those species need to change.

>> No.12515310

>>12515299
Actually, it's Wurm Onee-chan.
Onee-chans are better than imoutos. Fucking fight me if you disagree.

>> No.12515312

>>12515274
What's wrong with nereid and arch imp?

>> No.12515313

>>12515309
You're an enormous turbofaggot with shit taste..

>> No.12515314

>>12515309
Faggot.

>> No.12515315

>>12515310
They are literally the same thing you dipshit.

>> No.12515317

>>12515307

Bullshit, they literally rape you non-stop until you die or become an Incubus, then they rape you some more.

>> No.12515320

>You will never have a fluffy daughteru that gives you hugs when you're feeling down, or just because she loves you

http://i.imgur.com/XBA3QX8.png

>> No.12515321

Onee-sama Kraken welcoming you into her underwater bedroom when your parents leave for a FREE VACATION TO HAWAII, CLICK HERE.

>> No.12515322

>>12515297
>Something involving vampires
It doesn't matter if it is just a small greentext, I like you.

>> No.12515323

>>12515297
>cuddlebug

Top tier monstergirl, right alongside the slimegirl cuddle-puddle.

>> No.12515324

>>12515315
>Imoutos
>Onee-chans
>The same thing
Anon, I think you might want to get tested. You might be retarded.

>> No.12515325

>>12515309
> destroying people's minds

They try to convert you, would you join a religion you fidn't like or would you tell them to fuck off? Thought so.

>> No.12515331

>>12515317
> die

MGU IN THE HOUSE!

>> No.12515336

>>12515317
There is nothing wrong with relentless ushi-oni turborape.

>> No.12515341

>>12515309
So not all Ushi oni, oni, succubi are bad but all Baphomets, goblins are bad?
Really? Fucking really?
Ushi oni, oni, succubi are much worse than them

>> No.12515344

>>12515336

Nice try UIDF

>> No.12515345

>>12515320
No, hugs a shit
Only is she hugs my dick with her womb

>> No.12515352

>>12515345
>Hugs a shit
My god, this quantum level of shit taste is off the charts

>> No.12515353

>>12515345
>No, hugs a shit
You a shit.

>> No.12515354

>>12515345
No reason she can't do both anon. Show her love, both kinds.

>> No.12515357

>>12515345
Only daughteru you deserve is one from >>12515274

>> No.12515359

>You'll never be a skilled parkour practitioner who knows every nook and cranny of MGC
>You'll never become notorious in the city for escaping any rape attempts every time while laughing maniacally
>You'll never become a wanted man to some people for acomplishing the feat of sucessfully evading Onis, Dragons and even Ushi-Onis
>You'll never become an idol to others who deem themselves your fans
>You'll never be pursued by a young, stubborn werewolf one night
>You'll never outperform her easily, stopping to taunt her a little before leaving
>She'll never tell you that she will be the best parkour practicioner in the city one day, aiming to surpass even you
>She'll never follow you around everyday wherever you go, trying to keep up with your fast movements around the city, but failing every time
>You'll never propose to be her mentor, willing to teach her your wisdom
>She'll never take your proposal as a challenge, and accept it right away
>You'll never spend months training her to her limits, often challenging her to "play tag" with you around the city, running around on rooftops, climbing walls, etc
>You'll never notice that despite failing the challenges, she's improving everyday
>She'll never eventually catch up to you one day, tackling you to the ground
>She'll never jump up and down in excitement for finally reaching your level of mastery
>You'll never realize that you're getting too old for this kind of thing
>You'll never make a mistake one day while on your daily training with her, falling off a building and getting knocked out as you hit the ground

cont.

>> No.12515362

>>12515312
Nerid drown women and sailors. Arch Imp have way too much power in the hands of a moron and if they find their way into a human town all the children are transformed into monsters immediately against their will.

>> No.12515363

>>12515354
This also works

>>12515357
Baphomet daughteru sounds awesome, thanks

>> No.12515380

>>12515359
> giving her the tools to be a more effective hunter and rapist

Idiot

>> No.12515382

>>12515299
I dunno, I have a parent who travels a lot, so I enjoy the time I get to spend.

Besides, I've always been a sucker for family and shit.

>> No.12515384

>>12515362
Why are you playing by the mythological rules?

>> No.12515388

>>12515384
Its literally in their profile that they drown women.

>> No.12515393

>>12515320
>http://i.imgur.com/XBA3QX8.png
aww, hugs are awesome!

>> No.12515394

>>12515359

>You'll never wake up in the hospital later on
>You'll never notice your stubborn werewolf pupil sitting by your bed, with her face shoved in your chest, sobbing
>You'll never pat her head as to get her attention, only to be embraced in a tight hug around your neck
>She'll never tell you that she carried you all the way to the hospital, making use of everything you taught her to get there as fast as possible
>The doctor will never tell you that she practically saved your life, as an ambulance wouldn't have arrived on time to treat your wounds
>You'll never return her hug, trying your best to make it as tight as possible
>You'll never be forced to retire due to the damage done to your limbs, being sentenced to walk the rest of your days with the help of a cane
>You'll never continue to train your werewolf pupil, teaching her everything you knew
>You'll never see her grow up to be a healthy, respectable lady with a child's hobby of running around and overcoming obstacles
>She'll never tell you that she's grateful to you for being her mentor all these years, and for helping her achieve her dream of becoming an expert at parkour
>She'll never tell you that she wishes to return the favor the best way she can think of
>You'll never realize what she means just by glancing at her Ara Ara~ expression
>You'll never tell her that you have something important to do and that you have to part ways for a while
>She'll never pounce you before you can walk too far
>She'll never take you to the very same rooftop where you first met each other
>She'll never tenderly love you under the chilly, starry night sky

>> No.12515412

>>12515384

To be changed into nereids themselves, you know, monetization, something all monsters do.

>> No.12515413

>>12515341
>Oni
>bad
I know you didn't mean to talk shit about best monster anon.

>> No.12515419

>>12515413
No I think he did, probably because Oni is a
FUCKING HORRIBLE CUNT

>> No.12515425

>>12515413
>Oni
>Best monster
Tell your Oni waifu that's watching over your shoulder I said hi

>> No.12515432

>Almost three thousand posts
Fuck /jp/ holy shit

>> No.12515433

>>12515432

>We reach 3000 posts
>Everybody gets a Golem, Cyclops, and Cancer harem trio

>> No.12515435

>>12515394
Thanks to mamono mana he'll heal and be reborn as part of the greatest parkour duo in existence.

Nice job man.

>> No.12515438

>>12515425
She doesn't have anywhere else to look when I'm on her lap.

>>12515419
W/e nerd, stay jelly. You probably have an Oomukade for a waifu.

>> No.12515440

>>12515435
What can a parkour duo even do? What do two people parkouring do that one man alone cannot parkour?

>> No.12515442

>>12515433
I'd rather have any number of Holstaurus above zero but they're fine too.

>> No.12515446

>>12515438
Actually anon I have no waifu, mostly because filthy monster germs all over me.

>> No.12515451

>>12515438
>Sitting on her lap
OK Anon I'll admit that's pretty cute

>> No.12515452

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ

This is the thread that never ends, it just keeps going on and on my friends
Some people starting posting not knowing what it was, and they will keep on posting forever just because

>> No.12515453

>>12515413
If by best you mean douche alcoholic abusers, then sure

>> No.12515454

>>12515442
All we need is one totally selfless man to have lots of tender sex with an echidna, then eventually the entire world will have monster girls. I'll volunteer myself to make the sacrifice.

>> No.12515455

>>12515432
How are we still alive?

>> No.12515458

I want to get off Monster Girl Generals wild ride

>> No.12515459

What troubles can a man get into in MGC that don't involve rape?

>> No.12515460

>>12515455
GATSU GATSU
YAMATO DAMASHII
OXYGEN IN OUR MUSCLES

>> No.12515461

>>12515297
Picture of poorfag anon getting a vampire lap-pillow when

>> No.12515464

>>12515433
> giant crab with girl top hat

Nah, I'll take a Chochin obake chocolate fountain.

>> No.12515467

>>12515433
Can I have three Golems instead? I'd use them as bodyguards.

>> No.12515471

>>12515454
I get your first born Holstaurus/Hathor daughter.

>> No.12515473

>>12515440
Become sponsored athletes? Phantom thieves?

>> No.12515476

>>12515433
Can I get three P'Orcs instead?

>> No.12515477

>>12515440

Challenge each other to see who's the best of the two, or play "Tenderly Tag", if you catch my drift.

>> No.12515478

>>12515464
You're missing out on crab battles and the best baths ever. If anything you should be replacing the cyclops, unless you're into bullying.

>>12515471
Prove yourself a man and make me an offer. The dowry for the first holstaur will be large. Large like her breasts.

>> No.12515481

>>12515476
Sure, but they all sound like Porky the Pig. Are you up for it?

>> No.12515482

>>12515453
>abusers
think about this logically man
it's impossible for an Oni to abuse their husband, because they're just too stronk
if they hit him he'll die
That's why they're gentle best musclewaifus.

>> No.12515483

>>12515481
If that anon doesn't accept I call em!

>> No.12515486

>>12515476
P'Orks are unclean

>> No.12515488

>>12515433
I want Shirohebi, Echidna and Apophis instead.

>> No.12515489

This ends here...

>> No.12515490

>>12515483
Screw you' they're mine

>>12515481
I'll take it!

>> No.12515491

And there we have it folks.
We made it.

>> No.12515492

>>12515486
fuck off

>> No.12515495

>>12515478
I'll do whatever it takes to prove myself to her and her father.

>> No.12515496

>>12515482
Most of the times they drunk as fuck. You can't control yourself when you are drunk.
So yeah, oni's husbands don't live more than 1-2 days

>> No.12515497

>>12515482
Anon I got something to say to you
I'd rather have a fucking Ghoul a thousand times over a Oni

>> No.12515499

>>12515481
Stuttering while you're balls deep in her throat. Yes please.

>> No.12515501

http://i.imgur.com/IYaj7et.png

Bob is kill guys.

We did it.

>> No.12515502

>>12515497
What's wrong with ghouls? You can even fuck them intelligent now and they give the best blowjobs ever.

>> No.12515504

TIME TO AIM FOR 4K LADS

>> No.12515505

>>12515499
Always remember to bully the P'Orks, they love it
the sluts

>> No.12515506

>>12515492
Infidel

>> No.12515509

>>12515504
There's no way we're hitting 4k. 3500 at best

>> No.12515510

>>12515502
>Those teeth
>blowjob
Nah.

>> No.12515513

>>12515496
Now you're just being silly. Imposing human limits on an Oni, trying to claim an impossible figure is true. If you're so miserable with your Oomukade, why don't you just upgrade?

>> No.12515515

Ooh crap, remember that thread where we became immortal? That's why this one lasted so long. And this is how every thread will be from now on.

>> No.12515520

>>12515513
Oni please fuck off and go back to drinking
Try not to put your husband back in the hospital

>> No.12515524

AAAAAA
AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

>> No.12515525

>>12515524
What bit your dick?
It was a Ghoul wasn't it?

>> No.12515526

>>12515520
Put him in the hospital. It's the future he chose, so he deserves to suffer

>> No.12515535

>>12515524
Mothbro? Did it turn into a moth girl?

>> No.12515536

>>12515394
You've just raised an inescapable rapist. As if life in Monster Girl City wasn't hard enough.

Thanks man.

>> No.12515537

>>12515515
We really need to see if we can get /jp/'s image limit raised. We're being frugal but we still aren't even close to enough pictures to go around.

>> No.12515540

>>12515524
It's okay anon, the mean ol' ushi-oni can't rape you anymore. You're in the hospital now and totally safe from ushi-onis.

>> No.12515541

>>12515515
Near immortally is a bitch, huh?

>> No.12515543

>>12515536

Look at the bright side of things, now you've got an inescapable rapist that is loyal to you and you only!

>> No.12515544

>>12515536
Anon, please. She's a werewolf, she was inescapable to your ass long before the parkour; this development just means you have more energy left for the rape because you didn't get to run as far (if at all).

You're welcome.

>> No.12515551

You guys wouldn't actually fuck your own daughter right?

>> No.12515552

>>12515535

NO

THE MOTH'S GONE

I LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN AND SHE FLEW AWAY

I JUST STUBBED MY TOE

JESUS CHRIST IT HURTS

>> No.12515556

>>12515551
I've seen Chinatown enough times to know that dicking the daughter is a bad idea.

>> No.12515557

>>12515274
>Baphomet
>Bad
wrong

>> No.12515558

>>12515551

No. Never.

>> No.12515560

>>12515551
Here we go

>> No.12515566

>>12515551
God no, however If her health was in horrible shape and needed it at that very second then regretfully yes

>> No.12515568

>>12515551
Why the fuck not? You fagggot or something?

>> No.12515572

>>12515551
Reading/fapping to it is one thing, but actually doing it? I don't honestly know.

>> No.12515573

>>12515551
Only if it were under extreme circumstances.
>>12515552
>Not keeping the moth as a pet
Faggot

>> No.12515578

http://puu dot sh/bLuvG.png

>> No.12515580

>>12515572
>you don't know if you'd actually fuck your daughter in real life

>> No.12515586

>>12515573
Such as?

>> No.12515587

>>12515578
What is this, a picture for Hobgoblins?

>> No.12515588

>>12515573

I DON'T KNOW MAN

IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT TO KEEP HER LOCKED UP

WHAT USE DOES A MOTHGIRL HAVE FOR WINGS IF SHE CAN'T FLY FREELY?

>> No.12515599

>>12515587
I don't know who I hate more, you posting that or me for laughing at it

>> No.12515601

>>12515586
Somebodies life was in danger that I cared about. Wife was dead or had been gone for years and we both needed each other. Those are the only two I can think of right now.
>>12515588
Just let her fly freely around your house, hide all your everything, and keep all openings closed.One day she will turn into a woman and thank you with her virginity.

>> No.12515613

>>12515501
Did he die?

>> No.12515618

>>12515613

He got fanny flustered over some jokes at his expense and went to go consult Smith and Wesson.

>> No.12515619

>>12515501
Anyone save the image?

>> No.12515621

>>12515618

What the fuck? What's going on?

>> No.12515622

>>12515601
Or you be smart and just kill it.

>> No.12515627

>Still no Moose chapter 78
I'm making such a sad frog right now

>> No.12515630

>>12515622
>Killing a Moth
What did a Moth ever do to you?

>> No.12515632

>>12515622
>killing harmless organisms
>especially cute ones
>not just opening a window

>> No.12515634

>>12515618
>Endures thread and IRC hate for months
>'some jokes'

>> No.12515640

>>12515621

A minstrel wrote a diddy about him today.

A guy made a reference to Futacat today.

The straw broke the camel's back and he's gone now.

>> No.12515641

>>12515632
>Sitting at the computer watching a movie one night
>Completely absorbed in it
>Feel a tickle on the back of my arm
>Scratch it
>Murdered moth all over my fingers

I feel pretty shitty.

>> No.12515642

>>12515618
Please tell me its true.

>> No.12515643

>>12515551
Daily, without a single twinge of regret. Daughters are love and life.

>> No.12515644

>>12515641
bad feels

>> No.12515645

>>12515618
>>12515640
Good. Good.

>> No.12515646

>>12515618
You fuckers better be lying to me.

>> No.12515650

>>12515634
He brought on himself, good riddance.

>> No.12515651

>>12515640
So what was the pic that was posted of?
I ouldn't see it. It's closed now.

>> No.12515652

>>12515642
>>12515645
>>12515646

http://i.imgur.com/41RhYbT.png

RIP in Peaces.

>> No.12515655

>>12515652
Kinda feel bad for making this now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brvbFt-qWgw

>> No.12515657

>>12515652
http://puu dot sh/bL4p9.jpg

>> No.12515659

>>12515655
Wait Bob is the guy who spammed dick cat? I love that guy

>> No.12515662

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! FUCK YOU BOB! BURN IN HELL!

>> No.12515663

>>12515652
Hehehehehe. Good, I hope he stays gone.

>> No.12515665

>>12515640
So who's next?
I vote Bromont's unfunny ass

>> No.12515668

>>12515665
same

>> No.12515669

>>12515652
Isn't most of the hate against Bob ironic and exaggerated?

And besides, that opening paragraph really isn't that bad, don't know why of all things Bob got offended over that.

>> No.12515670

>>12515652
I actually feel bad. Don't know why since I didn't really give him any backlash

>> No.12515671

>>12515655
I didn't even have to play the video and I'm cackling like a moron.

>> No.12515674

And then there was much rejoicing throughout the land. Today is truly a day to celebrate.

>> No.12515675

>>12515665
Loen... oh wait.

>> No.12515678

This is literally just a stunt to get everyone to say "I'm sorry for picking on you, Bob. I feel so bad."

And holy shit are you naïve cocksuckers falling for it, hook, line and stinker.

>> No.12515682

>>12515674
It's a good week. Last I checked we'd run off Alp again, too. Maybe we can get back to the finer things like hating succusluts and simultaneously calling the order shit now.

>> No.12515683

>>12515665
>>12515668
>No Fun Allowed

Bromont is one of the funner xfags here. Why would you want to get rid of someone who makes so many anons happy?

>> No.12515686

>>12515665
What did he do? I don't read too many stuff so I don't really know.

>> No.12515687

>>12515659
>spammed dick cat
Lot of people don't like that, causes upset every single time.

Apparently he was actually too stupid for discretion or foresight and not just pretending to be an idiot when posting the stupid grin and asking why people are so mad.

>> No.12515688

>>12515669
I mean, i was going to do something similar.
Remember that cop story that had a Cheshire in it?
I was going to have the next chapter start with the Cheshire getting temporarily suspended from duty for assaulting King because he laughed at her for something.

That way he could Social Link with her partner, the Succubus.


I mean, I guess not in that case.

>> No.12515691

>>12515678
Only like 3 people will say they want him back. Either way we'll celebrate.

>> No.12515692

>>12515675
What did you just say? Becuase depending on your answer, I might have to kick your ass.

>InariJoestar.jpg

>> No.12515694

>>12515665
you want to bully the guy who wrote a bartender that serves drinks to monstergirls with his pompador?

fuck yall, I love his stories

>> No.12515699

>>12515551
Oh look it's the morals police. You're a long way from your jurisdiction pig.

>> No.12515700

>>12515655
You're probably the least aware person I've ever seen, /ss/.

>> No.12515704

>Want to play bayonetta
>can't find my copy of it

Why live?

>> No.12515706

You guys wouldn't actually become obsessed with cock and transform into horny, confused, cute little alps right?

>> No.12515711

>>12515544
Well it means that if I ever took parkour lessons before coming to Monster Girl City, so I wouldn't have to spend as much time in a hospital or end up mindbroken, I would have to watch out for an infamous masked Werewolf super-rapist.

>> No.12515712

>>12515678
You're REALLY underestimating the potency of our hatred.

>> No.12515713

>>12515682
I don't get it. Is your goal to drive off every single person who writes/draws?

>> No.12515714

>>12515706
Alp fuck pls
No

>> No.12515716

>>12515704
Pirate it

>> No.12515719

>>12515652
W-We did it?

>> No.12515720

>>12515713
Only the ones I really don't like. All two of them are gone so I'm done now, I can rest in peace. I didn't really harrass Bob recently either, so thanks for that at least.

>> No.12515721

>>12515655
1st day in Monster Girl City.wmv

>> No.12515722

>>12515652
>Verdelet
http://i.imgur.com/ovFwwdm.jpg
THE END IS UPON US

>> No.12515723

>>12515706
N-no. Of course not. That....that'd be gay as hell, anon.

>> No.12515725

>>12515706
I would fuck the hell out of an alp but no I wouldn't become an alp.

>> No.12515728

I'm going to have a big steak dinner to celebrate that asshole's departure.

>> No.12515730

>>12515692
Think about it. the last set of doodles he made was of him being 'killed' and that akaname. doesn't that send a message of how he now is kill as well as the state of mgg being filled with shit-eaters?

With most drawfags having been chased away prior to the migration to jp, and the fact less is being shat since he has now been hate-drawing, it's not long before Loen, the hero that we really do not deserve, will be gone for good.

http://i.imgur.com/U2CTUxO.jpg

>> No.12515736

So the threads are now celebrating the departure of people who do provide pretty decent content. Even if you don't personally like the dude, how is it advantageous to have them leave?

>> No.12515738

>>12515730
Wrong. He made three new pictures just a while ago. You are reading way too much into what he drew, like you are seriously insane if you think that.

>> No.12515739

>>12515730
No. http://i.imgur.com/Y6FrrxQ.jpg

Akaname was cause he just found out about it. You'd have to stretch even further that to being a subtle commentary of what KC thinks of the western fanbase.

It wasn't.

>> No.12515741

>>12515730
Loen made three pictures not to long ago, Anon

>> No.12515749

>>12515736
We're celebrating the departure of a guy whose content caused a consistent drop in thread quality for months. If anyone else does that I'll welcome their departure as well. Maybe we can even recover from him eventually. Maybe.

>> No.12515754

>>12515736
I miss Bob. You don't think he actually left, do you?

>> No.12515757

>>12515741
well fuck, i missed him then.
Take good care of your last drawfag.

>> No.12515759

>>12515730
Monstergirl threads have been around ling before drawfags and writefags became a thing. And they shall continue even should they all leave. New ones will arise, become great, be loved and hated and the cycle repeated. The ride will never end, get comfortable.

>> No.12515760

>>12515749
I find it funny you guys blame him for 'thread quality' and not the endless shitposting and caustic bullshit like you're posting.

>> No.12515763

>>12515736
If it prevents another fallout like Laska & Me's ending or the whole futacore concept, so be it.

Yes I'm still upset about anondad becoming a kill

>> No.12515766

>>12515763

>anondad becoming a kill

Anyone got a link to that? I haven't read it.

>> No.12515767

>>12515760
Can't really laugh while you're contributing. Besides, he continuously provided the content and fanned the flames in other ways, he definitely deserves some credit for that.

>> No.12515772

>>12515458
You're here forever.

>> No.12515774

>>12515772
Okay, fine
Am I allowed to shit talk Onis?

>> No.12515775

>>12515760
Go away bob shill, your master's dead, there's nothing for you here now.

>> No.12515780

>>12515774
You can, but don't expect people to like it when you do. Also, don't expect people to stop waifuing them.

>> No.12515783

>>12515774
Go ahead.

>> No.12515789

>>12515774
Knock yourself out

>> No.12515792

>>12515789
>Knock yourself out
>Onis
Someone else is probably going to knock him out.

>> No.12515796

>>12515792
exactly

>> No.12515797

>>12515766
http://pastebin.com/FCwqCDVb
Old original version

>> No.12515801

>>12515766
http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/83050792/Laska%20and%20Me
here's the rewrite

>> No.12515808

>>12515796
I think I may be the only anon in here that's stupid enough to insult an Oni to her face.

>> No.12515812

Wow, why no one told me sandworm doujin was properly scanned and soft-translated?

>> No.12515819

>>12515812
WHERE.

>> No.12515821

Goodnight /mgg/ , good luck reaching 4,000 posts.

>> No.12515822

>>12515819
SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW

>> No.12515823

>>12513952
her name is Anya

>> No.12515828

>>12515821

Night, man. Don't forget to check under your bed for Ghouls

>> No.12515830

>>12515819
Here
http://exhentai.org/s/c3e310b8ef/314771-179
Don't need to thank me

>> No.12515831

>>12515801
>>12515797

Thanks.

>> No.12515832

>SlothAnon is kill now has a pbworks page for releases and is in the process of rewriting The Succubus Student Council President Won't Leave Me Alone

Fucking good, what the fuck was up with that last chapter

>> No.12515834

>>12515830
fuck off, what is this, /b/?

>> No.12515836

>>12515831
I'd recommend not reading the original. Rewrite is much, much better so far.

>> No.12515839

>>12515819
http://imgur.com/a/DxikO#0

>> No.12515841

>>12515812
People DID tell you. It's on the blug spot site.

>> No.12515842

>>12515839
You are no fun, anon

>> No.12515847

>>12515819

Southern quadrant, but they're on the move. Current location unknown.

TEHRE IS NOH TOIME TO BEH LOST!

BATTUL BRUVAS!

>> No.12515849

>>12515839
>My daughter was born as a tiny version of her mother.
>They're small, but they're definitely girls.
>Right now her outer body is soft and vulnerable, but I hear that with repeated moulting she'll grow and quickly strengthen her hide.
>"What do we feed her?"
>"Obviously: milk~"
>"Milk huh?"
>"Mm, husband's."
>"Eh?"

Noice

>> No.12515850

>>12514274
it would be GOLDEN if you incorporated some of /tg/'s Superstitious Space ideas into this

>> No.12515857

>>12515839
ITS FAUCKEN RAW!

>> No.12515858

>>12515455

>You will never have to explain to your tearful lich daughteru what it means to be "alive."

>> No.12515861

>>12515857
Translation is under pages, nigga

>> No.12515882

Human boy here AMA me anything.
No Kikimoras please, Manticores to the front of the line.

>> No.12515883

>>12515882

the fuck is this

>> No.12515885

>>12515882
>AMA me anything

>> No.12515886

>>12515858
>"There are people in this world who...despite having a heartbeat, don't truly love their lives the way they want to. Or the way they ought to."
>"But you know, your mother was different. Despite her lacking...you know, the things that most living girls have, she had something that most people don't have. An appreciation for life, and adventure."
>"That is why I married her after all. And I know you have some of her spirit in you too. You'll find someone who loves you the way I do. I guarantee it."

Love finds a way.

>> No.12515888

>>12515882
>No Kikimoras
You're not a real Human Boy, Dick or GTFO

>> No.12515891

>>12515888
Mad Kikimora detected. What's wrong, frustrated Moot didn't choose you to be a janitor?

>> No.12515893

Silberschreitenere
SILBERSHITTENER

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE AUTISTIC ARMOR DESCRIPTIONS

NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT

>> No.12515894

>>12515891
>frustrated Moot didn't choose you to be a janitor?
I kek'd

>> No.12515895

>>12515891
I'm not mad. I sent him my resume, and I said I'd be OK with any censorship, fun killing, general banning, and nuking /sp/ he was game for. I also sent him what I'd need my salary to be, I don't get why he didn't accept me.

>> No.12515898

>>12515857
>>12515861
i may do a rough typset i guess. clean the text boxes and type the translations in (since some anon's seem to have issues)
i make no promises about not putting a chaika somewhere

>> No.12515900

>>12515882
>AMA
What?

>> No.12515903

>>12515898
Anyone have chaika posting standards pic?

>> No.12515904

>>12515882
Manticore here. Face sitting or tail sitting?

>> No.12515905

>>12515903
puu dot sh/bLBOC.png

>> No.12515906

>>12515904
face sitting

>> No.12515909

>>12515906
Would you rather walk in the middle of a desert at night or during the day?

>> No.12515912

>>12515904
I like to get my face sat on while that tail goes to work downstairs. Fisted a tail once, crazy night.

>> No.12515914

>>12515909
Naked or clothed? Shoes? Details, woman.

>> No.12515916

>>12515914
It doesn't matter.
Answer the question.

>> No.12515919

>>12515050
>cuddling with a yeti
>sharing her scarf to stay warmer
>the soft crackle of a fire
http://i.imgur.com/yhWLMj4.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UIcyyhY88o

>> No.12515921

>>12515916
N-night?

>> No.12515924

>>12515909
....night with some ok-ish clothes (like muh hoodie, some jeans), i can run, etc and gain some heat, and don't mind the cold much. heat makes you want to do nothing in an effort to stay cool, which means no progress to getting somewhere

>>12515916
i'd rather you sit on my face though

>> No.12515925

>>12515895
>salary
>to janitor 4chan
chortlingpaladins.jpg

>> No.12515929

>>12515909

Night. Nice and cool. Less heatstroke for sure.

>> No.12515930

>>12515905
>puu dot sh/bLBOC.png
Nah, chaika posting standards from /a/

>> No.12515931

>>12515925
You pay kikimoras in blow jobs. As in letting them blow you. I don't see why any human boy wouldn't go for a highly paid kikimora unless he's got something to hide.... which Moot probably does, because he's Moot. Kikimora correction is stern, I can see him avoiding it.

>> No.12515933

>>12515925
HE DOES IT FOR FREE

>> No.12515934

>>12515921
Well, that settles it, then.
My stupid older sister was trying to tell me that Pharaohs like her are so much better, but I showed her.

She made a bet that I get to play with her snake for an hour. I'm going to tell her the news. Grapesnakes are the best.

>> No.12515936

>>12515933

DON'T YOU FUCKING FUCKING DARE

>> No.12515937

>>12515934
It's all about location, Grapey. If you'd asked about the beach? Day. Mountains? Day. Sea? Day. The desert is like the only place I'd actively choose to wander at night. I guess that still makes you master of your domain though. Good job.

>> No.12515939

>>12515931
>talking shit about moot
You want /mgg/ to get killed like gg threads?
4chan is now strictly moderated site, watch your mouth

>> No.12515941

>>12515939
I'm sorry kikimorajanitor-chan. Can I let you do me as an apology?

>> No.12515944

>>12515941
No, you do me, faggot

>> No.12515945

>>12515937
>Walking around the Desert
>At night
Although cooler, I'd rather walk around in the day. Least I can see what's going on

>> No.12515948

>>12515895
>nuking /sp/

I always laugh when that happens, last week when there was 1.5 pages was pretty funny. The thing that gets me is there usually in no reason for the shitposting tsunami is just happens naturally, like a wildfire

>> No.12515949

>>12515937
ehh, night at the beach is nice. quiet, would still swim, go fishing, same thing at sea with a not shit boat.
but i'm considered a night owl by my friends. and navigate well in the dark when they need light...
i just generally prefer the night

>>12515945
>not being able to see by moon/starlight
casual

>> No.12515951

>>12515944
Okay...

>>12515945
Would you really WANT to see what's going on? And could you be sure what you're seeing isn't actually a mirage brought about by the intense fucking HEAT? Nay, I praise Amaterasu, but if I'm moving in the desert with the sun up and no car it's going to be between dusk and sunrise.

>> No.12515953

>>12515949
>>12515951
True, the skies are clear, but there's less ambushes in the day then at night
Then again, I'm speaking as a person who lives in an area surrounded by forests. And as a person that lives in that environment, unless you're in a clearing or there's clear moonlight skies, nightime is scary

>> No.12515954

>>12515951
>Walking around alone in the wilderness during prime skinwalker hours
You're gonna get culturally enriched.

>> No.12515960

>>12515953
yeah, benefit is unless the mg is silent it's easier t here if you are being folowed...
keep batteries and a pocketable nightvision set on you at all times?
or flashlight but
>giving out your location
maybe cheap nvg and infrared flashlight thats super bright?
should see MG eyes light up when hit by the light, gving you a somewhat warning

>> No.12515963

>>12515954
>You're gonna get culturally enriched.
It was inevitable. I may as well be comfy when it happens.

>>12515953
>there's less ambushes in the day then at night
Would there be? At least moving at night you'd be awake for them if they come.

>>12515960
What about glow sticks? Lost of 'em with a flashlight battery? They're a lot cheaper and easier to find than NVG.

>> No.12515968

>>12515960
>>12515963
The difference between a forest and a desert is a forest is surrounded by trees and shrubury. MG's can be hiding up in the trees, in the bushes, hell, anywhere.
I've had experience with wolves back in my younger days, and they're not fun

Meanwhile, in a desert, everything is flat. So you think, "Hey, I can see clearly now, the rain is gone"
No, because 95% of things in the desert live UNDERGROUND due to the heat. Some animals even come out at nighttime because it's much more cooler than the day. I.E they hunt at night. Chalk that up with the fact that other from moonlight, it's dark and you're being followed by a god damn Sandworm without even knowing. Sure, you'd be awake, but you'd be on super high alert since everything comes from below

>> No.12515972

>>12515963
low tier nvg bro, less than $100 with a crazy powerful IR flashlight/flashlight with an IR filter. should let you see the MG eyes shine from far away, probably add view distance to the nvgs.
glowsticks will still give the position away. might as well a decently bright flashlight so you see better, (and a damn good "tacklight" to blind the fuck out of anything that gets close)


>>12515968
atleast i'm not dying of heat when i could still be followed by said sandworm.

in a forest i'd rather daytime for the slight help it'd bring me from better vision

>> No.12515974

>>12515968
>Sure, you'd be awake, but you'd be on super high alert since everything comes from below
Versus being asleep and not being on guard at all against the things that are still there. Seems like a wash to me. Do we have any survivalists in the thread? I know night travel is advocated in the desert when rape isn't a concern at least.

>>12515972
>low tier nvg bro, less than $100 with a crazy powerful IR flashlight/flashlight with an IR filter.
That's feasible if we get prep time. I know I don't have any of those things right now, but with two day shipping...

>> No.12515979

>>12515972
No, daytime in a forest is the way to go. Daytime in a forest is a definite way to go
The scenery is beautiful, good weather makes it just enjoyable, and god damn all that nature.

>>12515974
Somewhat of a survivalist. But this isn't really MG related

>> No.12515985

>>12515979
well there's a couple store near by i can grab some from. also binocs and flashlights

puu dot sh/bLusV.png

>> No.12515988

>>12515985
What is this, a picture for fairies?

>> No.12515999

>Last slot

Freedom soon

Don't fuck up the new thread btw

>> No.12516004

>>12515954
I wouldnt worry about it.

>> No.12516013

>>12515974
Of course the second an MG that can see beyond human visible spectrum comes into play you go from operator to wearing a fucking neon sign

>> No.12516014

>>12516004
You might even embrace it. What do we have in the desert again?
>Anubis
>Grape Snake
>Thing to be removed
>Khepri
>Sand worm
What else? Four out of five are at least okay.

>> No.12516016

>>12516014
The scorpion assasin

>> No.12516021

>>12516016
Ah yes, girtablilu. Those are less okay, but it looks like salamanders might like it in a desert too.

>> No.12516022

https://i.imgur.com/5ZIb7Gi.png

Heard you guys like manticore.

>> No.12516024

>>12516022
Anon, why? Why are you doing this? Is that drawn by the guy that did the EKG thing too?

>> No.12516025

>>12516022
what is this, an image for pixies?

>> No.12516027

>>12516024
Yes.

>> No.12516028

>>12516022
What is this, an image for devil bugs?

>> No.12516029

>>12516022
Nice thumbnail.

>> No.12516032

>>12516024
What is this, an image for Ant Girls?

>> No.12516033

>>12516004
>I wouldnt worry about it.
nope.amv

>> No.12516035

>>12516024
Because apparently everyone here hates manticores.

>> No.12516039

>>12516035
I don't hate them. manticores are beautifully lewd creatures. They're over-represented, but who's not up for some new artwork?

>> No.12516042

>>12516039
slightly bigger. Its not completed so I withhold.

Besides most almost everyone here dislikes manticores.

https://i.imgur.com/XBc9PHS.png

>> No.12516043

Are khepri regarded as a shit?

>> No.12516046

>Jitsu 41
>BEST GIRL WINS
FUUUUUUUUCK, I bet this is gonna be some sort of a sick bait and switch, tho'.

>> No.12516047

>>12516042
I don't dislike manticores, but there's other monstergirls that need loving.
like medusa

>> No.12516051

>>12516047
And P'Orc's

>> No.12516052

>>12516047
>Fuck that flavor of the month (read: year), I want this NEW flavor of the month!
Fascinating, but I won't complain either way.

>> No.12516056

So the only thing your infant monster girl daughter can drink is milk. Papa's milk.

Would you feed your monster daughteru semen if it meant her nutrition?

>> No.12516059

>>12516052
>3214 / 300 / 10

damn this is a long thread.

>> No.12516060

>>12516059
didnt meant to quote anyone sorry

>> No.12516063

>>12516059
It's a pretty big thread

>> No.12516066

>>12516059
More Hathor art please.

>> No.12516068

>>12516059
/jp/ is a fun board

>> No.12516069

>>12516043
There's only a single story of one, written by a dead man.

>> No.12516072

>>12516059
>>12516060
less we miss you and is it true Bob is kill?

>>12516063
For u

>> No.12516074

>>12516069
Yes, but what of them? We fill our rape bits with khepri, but do we hate them?

>> No.12516076

>tfw we finally last to fall into abyss
STANDING ON THE EDGE

>> No.12516078

Let's have an Ebola-chan OP next thread~

>> No.12516082

>Janitor deletes threads and puts us back on page 8 again.

>> No.12516083

I want this
Just to feel despair

>> No.12516084

>>12516078
How about no?

>> No.12516086

>>12516084
Make me, faggot
I will make Ebola-chan themed thread

>> No.12516087

>>12516084
What's wrong with ebola-chan? She's cute, and also a monster girl.

>> No.12516088

>>12516086
>Ebola-chan themed thread
>themed thread
>Only OP will have her and the rest of the thread will be about any other girl
Heh

>> No.12516090

What are we even for?
Someone make new thread and it will push this one into oblivion

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