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Previous thread:>>12483602
Newest pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/szhdQ457
Vendor links:
http://en-nls.com (Japan)
http://hotpowers.jp (Japan)
http://amzn.to/1dM3vkU (Japan)
http://japanshoppingservice.jp (Japan)
http://queencatadulttoys.com (CA)
http://toydemon.com (IL)

Pic related: http://en-nls.com/pict1-40699

>> No.12496705

That picture is upside down why?

>> No.12496712

>>12496705
?why dwn upside is picture This

>> No.12496767

Hmm, onaho.net rated the new succubus as slightly less balanced
http://www.onaho.net/hikantu/hanzyuku_soft.html
http://www.onaho.net/hikantu/hanzyuku_soft-kai.html

You can't get the old one anymore, though.

>> No.12496773
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People make things like this.
http://www.amazon.com//dp/B00ANBX850

>> No.12496776

>>12496773
That looks like a fat penis.

>> No.12496778

I had a dream about my ona being cut in half

>> No.12496779

>>12496776
Do fat penises have those alternating bulges in the girth? That's just plain revolting.

>> No.12496780

>>12496773
Why is it so fat

>> No.12496788

>>12496779
With a penis sleeve maybe.

>> No.12496789

>>12496773
I can see why you might have sex with a fatty because you're to stupid to buy a fleshlight, but why the hell would you pay money for something like this?

>> No.12496815

I got the one listed in OP's image. It's pretty damn nice. It's fucking HUGE though. Bigger than my bordeaux seventeen. God damn.

also have seven. it's pretty good for a quick fap and doesn't disappoint. doesn't stay on my dick all that well though, slips off. too small

>> No.12496878
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12496878

What's the best Loli Onahole?
I'm currently using Vigin Age Admission

>> No.12496880

>>12496789
It turns some people on.

>> No.12496889

>>12496878
Virgin Age is mid-tier. Try Cocolo or Alice Stage.

>> No.12496964

>>12495605 here
I ended up getting really horny last night, so instead of saving my cum, I grabbed My Kouhai Can't be this tight, turned on a small lamp, put on some chill music, and went at it. I was expecting it to be a tight squeeze that would try to force me out, but it wasn't really that tight. The vein-like texture felt nice and lead me to such an explosive orgasm. With a *schlorp glorp, GLORP* I shot my load in the hole, and I was left paralyzed in pleasure for a few seconds.

Next, I'll try the Mil-Mix 2 and let everyone know how that feels.

>> No.12496998

Meiki EPH should be here on Tuesday. Really hope it wasn't a waste.

>> No.12497030

Are there any soft or very soft onaholes that can generate a lot of suction?

The 17 evo is a bit too hard for me when I cum

>> No.12497232

Whoever recommended Fap Hero to some anon also gave me a lot of joy, significally more fun to have a wank when you have a goal.

>> No.12497251

I want an Ebola-chan onahole/hip.

>> No.12497257

>>12496889
But Alice Stage is kill. It has been weeks with no restock of the best holes. All that is left is their cheapshit.

>> No.12497385

>>12497251
u can get free one from africa

>> No.12497445

Add that: http://www.jlist.com/category/833

>> No.12497456

>>12497445
>http://www.jlist.com/product/ADT603
A blowjob toy that actually sucks? Huh. Probably a really shitty hole though.

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>>12497445
>jlist

Never again.

>> No.12497466

>>12497257
Just when i had enough money for an Alice dayo they had to ran out of stock, i hope they are not
kill.

>> No.12497474

>>12497461
>Never

What speaks against jlist?

>> No.12497511
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>>12497474
I tried using them twice and BOTH were bad experiences. Once a bit over a year ago and again recently, maybe 3 months ago. The first time it took them almost 2 months to get me my item. The most recent time I tried to order a hole, and then saw that Amazon was selling the same thing for damn close to half that price... Figured I was screwed because it was like 5 days into the order, but I saw that nothing had changed on my order despite being charged. Managed to cancel the order after 2 more days of them ignoring me.

>What speaks against jlist?
Just googled "jlist reviews" and this was the first link. They average a rating of less than 2/10... 1.67/10 and their best, most recent review was a "3" from their own manager.

http://www.resellerratings.com/store/J_List

>> No.12497578

>>12497466
I have a agm dayo but I wanted the regular sized version too because it really is god tier, now I can't get it. Buy both if they ever restock and you think you might want it.

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>>12497466
Feelio when I got my AGM Dayo right before it went out of stock

>> No.12497632

>>12497578
>regular sized version
You mean Basic Skin? It's still in stock.
I'm wondering if maybe they had to pull the Good Material stuff because it had illegal substances or something.

>> No.12497648

>>12497632
Turns out that, due to a chemical mixing oversight, they were accidentally made of pure cocaine.

>> No.12497683

How do you guys like Magic Eyes?

>> No.12497716

First Alice stage runs out of AGm now queen cat doesn't have the venus real is very soft. It's like a conspiracy to kill every rubber vag i want to buy.

>> No.12497721

>>12497716
Queen Cat expects more of those early October, they said. Fret not.

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>>12496773

>> No.12497729

>looking for an item NLS keeps selling out of
>go to kanojotoys and use the unlisted item suggestion in hopes that someone else starts supplying it
>sales rep contacts me directly just now
>says he will sell me one for US$733 incl shipping
>costs $230 on NLS

All of my wat. I didn't know that's what the "suggest an item" link was for.
And seriously the balls of this guy. Fuck you, "Jens Wagner", you German Jew.

>> No.12497742

>>12497648
Guess I have a reason to give my ona-chan cunnilingus.

>> No.12497745

>>12497683
They make a few products that are really popular. MoT, Cocolo, and Lolinco are among the most frequently suggested ona toys and those are all from Magic Eyes. Also, the item they just released last month, Poco Pen, is getting great reviews. Pretty solid company, I guess. Some people hate them though.

>> No.12497748

>>12497716
>recently bought Venus Real
>feels so good, even better now that anon yearns for it
Jk anon I don't own the very soft, only the hard version.

>> No.12497767

>>12496773
if i buy something from amazon, do they pack it right? like ... the guys who deliver it wont see what im getting right?

>> No.12497771

>>12497767
Usually wrapped in paper or black plastic wrap, often placed in a smaller carboard box THEN in the amazon box. That gets shipped to your door. Don't know how the jap do it but that's how it works in the U.S.

>> No.12497828

>>12497721
See the min Oct I guess.

>>12497748
I'm more annoyed than seriously upset.
>I don't own the very soft, only the hard version.
Wouldn't touch a hard version if you paid me.

>> No.12497831

>>12497729
What item?

>> No.12497852

>>12497831
It's called Virgin Love in the 'large' section.

He sent me a second email not long ago saying that if I order, it would take 2 weeks to get to him and then another 7 business days to get to me, so that absurd, triple cost price he offered wasn't even including decent shipping. That's hilarious.

On the positive side of things though, I believe it may be an inadvertent indicator of when the manufacturer will be sending out new shipments to retailers. 2 weeks.

Whatever the case, I know I will never be shopping at Kanojotoys.

>> No.12497897

>>12497745
Thanks for the reply, I just ordered the Lolinco.

>> No.12497941

How much more tighter is the VA Admission compared to the Graduation?

>> No.12498153

>Package is at a shipping location in my city since like seven PM yesterday
>Estimated delivery date is Monday
C'mon Fedex, I know you can do better than that.

>> No.12498185

>>12498153
fedex sucks. Overpriced for their crappy service. I think I'd even take USPS over them again. USPS takes 3 days to get from one coast to the other. Fedex takes "2-5", but estimates at 7. They really should rename that service.

>> No.12498188

>>12498153
Is it Ground/Smart Post? Sounds about right.

>> No.12498192

>>12498188
Yeah, it's Smartpost. Apparently having a PO box means I'm no longer entitled to two day shipping and my order now takes three times as long.

>> No.12498195

>>12498153
Personally USPS works best for me. FedEx and UPS wind up being shit around my area and I live in the city. They always deliver at the worst possible hours, while USPS winds up delivering on time/ in good timing. Plus in my city they deliver on sundays if from amazon!

>> No.12498246

I'm looking for primarily soft holes. Like marshmallow soft shit. For reference I have Alice day in basic skin, and a meiki rola. Would prefer softer than the meiki. No tomax because that's on my queen cat list.

Never tried the first version of this one. Looks kinda loose.
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40699?c2=9999&incart=1
The cervix thing looks interesting to me. But if anyone knows why a one of the other toys in this series is better, speak up.
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39891?c2=12001114&incart=1
The mi nyan is unavailable so this
http://en-nls.com/pict1-19168?c2=9999&incart=1
or this http://en-nls.com/pict1-15391?c2=9999
Also how soft or firm is this thing?
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39501?c2=12001128&incart=1

>> No.12498261

>>12498246

Hmm that cervix one is kinda interesting since instead of having a womb its just the cervix. Wonder how good ti feels.

I have the CQ roll and its pretty good but it isn't very soft. Medium I would say. The womb is pretty nice, but its meant to be used on a table or the floor since the bottom is flat, bit big to use by hand.

I also got the Innocent CQ which has a great womb. It is a bit large to be penetrating constantly as it feels weird, but poking at the entrance as you edge is great and then you can pierce it as you finish. It is much softer than the roll.

>> No.12498290

>>12498246
>http://en-nls.com/pict1-39891?c2=12001114&incart=1
That's a penis. I just wanted to point that out to you so you'd know.

>> No.12498323

>>12498290
No, it's just an unfortunately shaped onahole.

>>12498261
To be honest I just was keyed in on the cervix thing and the clear aspect. So long as the texture is mild firm could be ok. But this innocent cq seems shorter which is good since the hole point would be to hit the back end constantly I'm barely 5 in. Also it's exactly the kind of hole I'd dismiss. The shiny exterior makes it look cheap to me. It's also quite a bit lighter and cheaper. I think I'll go for the innocent over the roll unless I have like 2-300g before the next weight bracket.

>> No.12498360

>>12498323

I like both of them. The clear on the roll really isn't that greatest, its pretty cloudy, but it isn't sticky like most ice clear stuff is. It is a nice bonus to watch yourself fill the womb though.

The CQ is pretty light and soft and looks cheap on the outside but it feels good and the cervix poking is the best i've had so far and ive tried like 6 holes with the gimmick. It is actually a big thick womb hole instead of a slightly bigger ridge. So much noticeable that I stopped plunging into it each time and poked at the cervix till I came like I said. Was great.

>> No.12498370

Friend gave me a J list card for my birthday for a sizable amount. What's the best hip toy they have? I know they're overpriced but the gift card has literally just been sitting there.

>> No.12498372

What is a good onahole with a cervix? The suction sounds like it would be pretty nice, and trying to push through could be good too.

Also, how hard/tight is the Lolinco compared to average? I have a Meiki 005 and a Lolinco, and I find the 005 to be too loose, maybe even too soft too.

>> No.12498381 [DELETED] 

I think I just hit rock bottom. Just got a really big toy. 30lbs big. And it's coming from China, land of many cancers.

The shipping cost $2 but it also takes a month. I suspect it will be coming by sea... which means that the package may well get destroyed in shipping. This was a bad idea, I think.

>> No.12498392

>>12498381

you can't do that and not post a link.

as long as it isn't the kim jong il sex doll:
http://www.intimategadgets.com/product/semi-entity-inflatable-blow-up-dolls-200377

>> No.12498396

>>12498370
Going to recommend the WRPP. That thing is pretty amazing. Front hole feels great and tight, still can't last more than a minute in the back. Be prepared for some deep cleaning and drying though.

>> No.12498427

>>12498372
The Lolinco is tight by virtue of having almost no air space in the hole cavity. Almost all holes have a bit of air that you need to squeeze out to enjoy fully. The toy is pretty hefty to almost as big as the girl in the box. There's 2 choke points near the entrance that can be uncomfortable if you're on the thick side. Both popped after a few uses on mine and I'm not that large. It's a bit weird to do long strokes but jamming it all the way in is heaven.

>> No.12498464

>>12498427
Can you think of a hole that is comparably tight/hard as the Lolinco that has a cervix?

>> No.12498468

>>12498396
Do I have to worry about tearing these? Those dildo's they seem to demonstrate on them seem pretty small on nls and stuff.

>> No.12498493

>>12498464
Not really. Never had a toy with a prominent cervix. I'm this guy >>12498246
Hard things and cervixs are not my forte.

>>12498468
Depends on how they make the entrance. If the entrance comes to a point it will tear easily. This tears within a couple uses http://en-nls.com/pict1-39103?c2=12001126 If the toy has a rounded off entrance and it's made of thicker material it will likely not tear. I've had one of these for a year. No noticeable tearing. http://en-nls.com/pict1-32178?c2=12001126

>> No.12498508

>>12498493
What is the appeal of soft holes? Are tight soft holes good? I've only tried a soft loose hole, Meiki 005, and a harder tight hole, Lolinco, which I prefer.

>> No.12498537

>>12498508
I like to use soft holes for extended sessions. They're good for prolonged edging that results in big finishes. Hard holes that try to squeeze the cum out of you quickly aren't as much fun for me and I avoid them unless I'm in a hurry.

>> No.12498539

>>12498392
I actually chickened out...
And then reordered it from a local seller...
It's on a payment plan atm so I have to pay ~$60 a month until it's paid off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00IPMUANM/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

And now I must go tend to a flooded basement...

>> No.12498542

>>12498508
Softer hole is less stimulating. Less stimulation takes longer to orgasm. Longer to orgasm longer spent with toy... adds to fantasy. Also the longer it takes the more explosive the orgasm is. My lolinco feels nice and all but takes only a few minutes. My alice day take much much longer (17 one time) and frequently causes my whole body to shake. Softer holes causes less damage to dick so you can whack off more times. More orgasms are better than less. The more often you whack off the longer it takes each time. Using softer holes also helps build up sensitivity so each session is better. Softer is also associated with youth, virginity and innocence as is tightness.

>> No.12498545

>>12498539
I love how these never detail the inner hole texture. Might as well just let us put our own in.

>> No.12498639

Well this exists.
http://www.toydemon.com/mr-bears-honey-lotion

>> No.12498681
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>>12498545
well it got really good user reviews, both from amazon and another doll forum, so I'm optimistic. Plus, ~30lbs! Pretty sweet. I know it's not Japanese (though the Japanese do have clones of it), but maybe I'll post a review of it anyways.

Here is one of the JP ones.
[link not allowed by 4chan apparently. It's on Kanojo under 'siliocne dolls']

>> No.12498700

>>12498681
kanojo mashiro-onedari-body-sex-doll-p-2228.html

>> No.12498765

Here's what I got so far.

Looking for clear hole. Is this good?
http://en-nls.com/disp_product.php?pid=33719&c2=9999

>> No.12498872

>>12496773
>dear dairy the pussy was fat today
i really have mixed thougs of this but srsly my bigger(pun intended) concearn is the interior, i just can think of buying anything if i not shown a sidecut why is it so dificult for sellers to understand that

>> No.12498891

>>12498872
>dear dairy
Pun intended?

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12498979

>>12498765
Forgot my pic. I'm such a retard.

>> No.12499097

So...

Prostate massager (aneros like) or vibrating plug for onahole use?

>> No.12499122

>>12499097
Get one of those bullet vibes with the cord attached. You can use it for both.

>> No.12499184

Anyone ever film themselves using their onaholes? I have a couple times, but then immediately deleted them in shame.

>> No.12499192

>>12499122
You really don't wanna put a bullet vibe in your ass. The wires aren't attached super securely or anything and the bullet could easily get lost up there.

>> No.12499324

>>12497474
The price? Often they're just shipping from Japan, that makes them a stupidly expensive shipping proxy.
Jlist-- not even once.

>> No.12499348

>>12498246
The succubus is soft, but about on par with the meiki.
That hotpowers budget line isn't so good. Not really soft, and quite small, all three of them.
The nyan ones aren't soft at all, and very stimulating.
RIDE's transparent material is normal firmness. Not soft.

The fluffy meiki is really great, but the material starts to shed off tiny little bits over time. Only complaint. Its upgrade is smaller, but newer onahole tech.
http://en-nls.com/pict1-24330
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40047

Hotpowers has various excellent soft holes.
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40697 [soft]
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40698 [ultra soft]
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39186 [very soft outer, medium inner]
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39185 [very soft outer, soft inner. sheds bits of inside layer over time]

>> No.12499415

>>12499348
Ok. I'll trust your judgement on the nyan. They seem to be reccommended a lot. Already dumped the "budget" hotpowers toy. So now
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40699?c2=9999
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40698?c2=9999
This one is a little softer than the clear one according to another anon...
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40245?c2=9999
This one is kind of a filler. I'm trying to keep this in e-packet territory.
Who am I kidding? I want to see myself jizz.

>> No.12499422

>>12499415
And again I can't pay attention to what I'm doing. Here's the #4
http://en-nls.com/pict1-33719?c2=9999

>> No.12499431

>>12499422
That one is firm. Quit firm. Its successor, the milk ES, is soft. Don't get the old version.
Also, about the http://en-nls.com/pict1-40698 make sure you like this kind of super soft material. The regular soft is more like meiki.

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12499439

Quite on-topic, hotpowers package arrived. Asked for no packaging. Next time I'll have to ask for them not to include the receipt though.

>> No.12499447
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>>12499439
Japanese jelly made for fucking. This better be good.

I'm not going to use them right away, but will report back once I do. From what I see, the succubus looks stupid tight at the entrance.
I Kunoichi to be made of similar material than the smoking phantom, but it looks and smells exactly like NPG/meiki products. But softer, then.
The smoking phantom tin is also surprisingly heavy and large. I bought it at hotpowers in sekrit/himitsu B-stock, 2Kyen. Supposedly has a dent or blemish but I don't even see it.

>> No.12499448

I expected Kunoichi*

>> No.12499454

>>12499447
Make sure to report back about the Kunoichi, I'm somewhat interested in that one. That's the soft you have right?

>> No.12499456

>>12499454
They're both soft, but that's the softest version. I'll probably try that one first.

>> No.12499498

>>12499431
>That one is firm. Quit firm. Its successor, the milk ES, is soft. Don't get the old version.
Fascinating. It's not obvious from looking at that. Odd they'd make a shitty small hard toy then change the firmness radically in the version 2.0. Looks like I blew the limit on e packet but i can still squeak in under 2k go the dhl shipping. 1-3 days it says.
Before going further I live in U.S. is there ANYTHING is should no about dhl? Like bad shit. Do you have to sign for it? I assume yes because I had to sign for EMS.
>make sure you like this kind of super soft material
Good I like a challenge.

>> No.12499531

/jp/, is there an onahole that can stretch really wide? I want to fit two in there.

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>>12499531
l-lewd...

>> No.12499538

>>12499531
There's a few billion walking around outside. I'm a bit disappointed with the prices, and quality. The shipping is a pain, the cleaning is a nightmare, forget maintenance and storage. They collect dirt like a vaccuum cleaner but they suck harder. That is their one merit. Overall I'm displeased. That is why I import from japan.

>> No.12499542

>>12499535
It's not that I have a big dick, I have a friend I visit every so often, and we brought up sharing an onahole together.

[spoilers] Yes, one of us will be dressed as the little girl. [/spoilers]

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Reposting.

Did anyone end up getting this product or a similar knockoff? http://shop.manzoku.or.jp/pc/detail/item.php?item_id=M3169
http://shop.manzoku.or.jp/pc/detail/item.php?item_id=MSD029
http://www.hotpowers.jp/goods/1-1484.html
http://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Diana-Ultra-Lifelike-Full/dp/B00GJ0BOTQ

>> No.12499643

>>12499542

http://en-nls.com/pict1-39966?c2=12001014

>> No.12499689

>>12499589
Shipping will double the price dude.
But some jap whose blog I frequently read bought it, and while the idea is quite nice, the drawbacks (besides the price) are numerous.

>> No.12499697

>>12499689

First review on amazon jp states peeling issues.

>> No.12499702

>>12499589
Almost bought it. Almost. Started reading reviews of it and they were generally displeased with the quality. People were saying that it is tiny (just over 1 foot tall. Imagine the length of a ruler, roughly) and has a foam core which gives it rigidity, but the foam preaks easily and because of the way it is formed around the core, there are these seams that start to give after some time and she rips open.

It's also highly cloned and comes in various sizes/densities/etc.

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>>12498508
>What is the appeal of soft holes?
Not damaging your dick even if you use them five times a day. Also it doesn't feel like hard onaholes(shit)
>Are tight soft holes good?
They're rare, but they're the best.
>>12498542
You're full of shit except for the sensitivity part.

>>12498246
Fuwadoromeiki, AKD∞,mikura onaho, girl in the box, guchonure monster meiki kakusei, tsurupeta girls soft, most of hotpowers onaholes, a good number of NPG onaholes, RIDE anything with pink material, some tamatoys, etc etc
Also, for fuck's sake:
NO http://en-nls.com/pict1-40699?c2=9999&incart=1
YES http://en-nls.com/pict1-40699 (NEW Half-mature Succubus Pink)
(and since you're fucking stupid, I'll spell it out for you: stop writing links like a retard, and don't post just link, I'm not going to load all those tabs, and fuck you for expecting people to do so; the onahole in question,however, is not soft but normal)
Oh yeah, for people who care but didn't know, here are pics of the upcoming Mikura dakimakura from hotpowers.
Also some funny video, in which you can catch glimpse of the factory and shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imCJhYwQH5I
And on other news, kiterukiteru made a lot of stuff based on sucuel, they got an actress (not only voice but also cosplay), and there were some events with the collaboration of m's.
And lastly there's the usual onahole package contest on nijie http://nijie.info/lp.php?page=illust_contest11
With the fetfest soon, maybe we'll get an update on daimaoh's blog as well.

But probably none of that actually interest you people, from canada using butter as a lube for their most realistic onahole bought from Jlist.

>> No.12499758

>>12498246
is a nigger


Oh yeah, for people who care but didn't know, here are pics of the upcoming Mikura dakimakura from hotpowers.

Also some funny video, in which you can catch glimpse of the factory and shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imCJhYwQH5I [Embed]

And on other news, kiterukiteru made a lot of stuff based on sucuel, they got an actress (not only voice but also cosplay), and there were some events with the collaboration of m's.

And lastly there's the usual onahole package contest on nijie http://nijie.info/lp.php?page=illust_contest11

With the fetfest soon, maybe we'll get an update on daimaoh's blog as well.

But probably none of that actually interest you people, from canada using butter as a lube for their most realistic onahole bought from Jlist.

>> No.12499772
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>>12499454
Ohhh man it's really great. In terms of softness, this is slightly softer(!) than Tomax "Very soft" firmness. The regular soft ver. is more in line with Tomax's regular soft.

First off this texture just works. In the same trend as the virgin loop or zero spiral, it just gives a massive amount of tiny stimulation across the entire length.
In soft it's probably more balanced, but I really do like it very much ultra soft. I can't imagine an onahole can feel more comfortable than this. Soooo comfortable.
At the end of the hole, where the lines/ribs end, it feels simply amazing. Definitely up there among Tomax/Venus and Alice Stage stuff, as far as soft holes go, imo.

The negatives:
-It smells pretty bad. I'm used to onahole odours and actually like the smell of this one, but there's no denying it smells.
-It's not super long. Long enough, but durability might become a problem. Could be worse though, if you're careful it should be OK.

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12499792

forgot the pic

>> No.12499807

>>12499792
What is the point of these things. Try as I might, I don't understand the purpose of long pillows. I also don't see how someone drawing on the front and back makes it less than a pillow.

>> No.12499824

>>12499807

get out

>> No.12499843

>>12499824
I'm not sure if you're saying that because you're angry about something, or if you deleted what you were originally typing and had to replace it with "get out" because the reasoning was searing you in some way.

>> No.12499844

>>12499807
When the wise man points at the moon the fool looks at the finger

>> No.12499850

>>12499844
>yfw the wise man wasn't pointing with his finger
Couldn't you just get a regular long pillow and draw whatever you want on it yourself? Maybe just print out some hentai I guess and tape it to the pillow? Or is it the artist himself who you're interested in?

>> No.12499855

>>12499844
hey rdc, got a venus clone soft because you reccomended me long time ago and it was great, you also reccomended me getting a lilith uterus, wich material should I get?
http://daimaoh.co.jp/item2287.html

soft also or should I try other?

>> No.12499857

>>12499447
>smoking phantom
Please let us know what its like! It looks like it would feel very different and good.

>> No.12499861

What's a good cheap hole? I'm only looking to spend like 10-15 bucks total (including shipping).

>> No.12499874
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12499874

Also, unrelated, but to anyone interested in urethra insertion, keep it to 6mm or below (preferably 4mm?), because as a beginner 8mm will definitely NOT enter.

>>12499855
If you really want a lilith uterus, it's either soft or don't get it. Normal isn't bad if you insert it in a lovedoll (the use for which the lilith series was designed, since the venus series was too voluminous) but if you already have a venus clone, there's no real point in geting it.
Actually, we're working backwards here, tell me what you want that your venus clone soft doesn't do and I'll be able to recommend you stuff.
Anyway, if you haven't already, there's the venus real, there's the very soft texture, there's the ojousama potential from hotpowers, there's the aryune前 as well and cocolo.
If you already have those then you don't really need anything else, maybe the milk kudasai ES and mikura onahole, the dayo in both AGMs, and you're set with the best of what is currently available.

There's the yume namagoshi that was released recently as well, you could look into that; I'm no big fan of flat-bottomed hips, or NPG in general.

And there's always the new daimaoh hole (the 4rth venus and then the new serie), the fourth one should come ``soon''. And there's a new hotpowers onahole going to be released in december as well.
Haven't ordered the pocopen yet either - that'll be for next month- so I can't give you pointers for that. And as far as fellatio onahole goes, well there's been cheap shit being released here and there but nothing worth mentioning.

Well, for people who like harder material there's the small torso from Aone, which has good cost/perf -if you don't take the shipping rape into account; but if you're not a fan of toy's heart/Aone's hardness it's not something you'd want. The anal tunnel is also stupidly thin on the back, and there's been report of the vaginal cannal's read end bursting open upon penetration, but the bursting seems to have been fixed in newer batches.

>> No.12499875

>>12499643
Ooh, not exactly what I was looking for, but I'll use it!

>> No.12499881
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>> No.12499912

Can hard onaholes really damage your dick? What does it do?

>> No.12499919

>>12499702
>People were saying that it is tiny (just over 1 foot tall.

I don't think they were talking about any of the things I linked, these are all the same model and are all roughly 2.1ft tall.

In terms of quality, the only things I've heard about it is that one negative review for the sexflesh product, and one guy on amazon.co.jp that said the "boobs were too hard". Other than that, I've only heard good things about it. The Mao at least.

>> No.12499920

Is there anything softer than tomax very soft?
No matter how much I lube up my venus, I can still feel the S shape constrict around my penis.

>> No.12499948

Which hip is best to get for putting panties on? I have a decent collection of my Sister's undies and I'm in the market for a good hip. Was looking at the poco pen..

>> No.12499951

>>12499912
If you're unsensitive and "solve" it by using the hardest of onaholes, you're not solving your problem but making it worse.
Unless you can't help it, you're better off with other holes. That's not to say you couldn't try them for variety, but you don't get strong orgasms with them anyway.

>> No.12499955

>>12499920
gosh I don't know, perhaps you could read the thread?

>> No.12499959

>>12499951
What if I'm uncut and sensitive and use hard holes? Will I cause lesions and desensitizing?

>> No.12499974

>>12499955
Reading is for faggots.
I need a softer hole is all; looser too.

>> No.12500011

Anyone ever use SI-X Type.F or same brand?

http://www.toydemon.com/si-x-type-f-masturbator

I found this one on Amazon for similar price but with Prime shipping.

>> No.12500024 [DELETED] 

>>12499874
>Actually, we're working backwards here, tell me what you want that your venus clone soft doesn't do and I'll be able to recommend you stuff.

pretty much nothing!, nice texture, very soft altough on the limit of softness (don't know if I would like it softer) and so easy to clean compared to other holes, just flipping it inside out, only thing I could ask is a bit of suction, but softness and suction aren't very compatible so it's ok

This venus clone made me clean, dry, powder and store all my other holes but a hip, because I won't be using them anytime soon, so I want to try another tomax to see what else has that company to offer

what's your recomendation?

>> No.12500043

>>12500011
I heard it sucks. Literally.

>> No.12500055

>>12499874
>Actually, we're working backwards here, tell me what you want that your venus clone soft doesn't do and I'll be able to recommend you stuff.

pretty much nothing!, nice texture, very soft altough on the limit of softness (don't know if I would like it softer) and my favourite part is they are so easy to clean compared to other holes, just flipping it inside out, only thing I could ask is a bit of suction, but softness and suction aren't very compatible so it's ok

This venus clone made me clean, dry, powder and store all my other holes but a hip, because I won't be using them anytime soon, so I want to try another tomax to see what else has that company to offer

should I get a venus real even tough I already have the clone? wich material? won't be too simmilar? I guess its's ok because I love the clone, but would like trying something different from daimaoh, reccomend more waiting for the new hole than getting other? are the others bad?

aryune looks interesting if is this
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39181?c2=12001131

ojousama potential can't find it on http://www.hotpowers.jp

mikura is that half hip bigger than cocolo? seems very anoying to handle and it was cut flat on the ass, also I'm not interested on more hips, have cocolo and puniDX, cocolo feels better for me, puniDX is tigther and SO easy to dry compared to cocolo, both are easy to clean

can't find anything about the aone but with your description seems a very tight hole, I can't handle hard tight holes like lolinco, it's painful until it breaks, If I ever get another hard hole it will be big inside and with good chambers for good suction

do you have a more concrete recomendation please?

>> No.12500066

>>12499959
It shouldn't damage you too much if you're using enough lube, but it might be rough and intense enough to feel painful instead of good.

If you're cut and want to increase your sensitivity, I'd recommend trying foreskin restoration - there are some simple stretching exercises you can use to grow more skin, which would eventually cover the head again if you kept doing it long enough.

I would also recommend applying E45 cream (or something) to your glans every day. I imagine it would help make things more sensitive.

>> No.12500139

>>12499192
Touch the bullet vibe to the aneros.

>> No.12500243
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Anyone ever hear of these ones?

http://www.amazon.com/doki-1600291-Doki-Doki-18-Love-Skin-Masturbator/dp/B008TGPQKQ/ref=sr_1_3?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1411146189&sr=1-3&keywords=doki+doki+18

>> No.12500368

>>12499919
I see. Seems we muddled in clones over this mould type once again. The video of it looks interesting enough... but it seems that you are going to have to be the pioneer of using the Mao for this community. That's a bit pricey for the majority of us.

>> No.12500402

Wonder Ring Poco Pen is official if anyone was wondering. Easily somewhere near the top of the list of overall best. Even the box is amazing. Felt bad having to burn something that artistic.

>> No.12500431

Hi, this is me, Dr. Big C0ck (I don't actually have a big cock).

>>12499772
Sounds good. I think I'll get that when I order my next shipment from NLS sometime in the next month or so.

>> No.12500443

>>12499792
link?

>> No.12500462

>>12496690
>>12496767
OK I just tried the new Succubus, and it has some issues. The opening hole is one of the tiniest holes ever which is annoying, and the inside is super narrow.
It's not bad, but they basically went back a step compared to the old model. Bit of a screw-up ... I guess it might work better if you have a tiny dick though, maybe.
Also, I expected it to be softer. Not sure how the first model was, but this new one is actually harder than what RIDE uses. Only slightly less firm than ToysHeart ..

Should have bought the first version, guess I waited too long and never got around to do it. Anyway, it's a shame though. This thing seemed really promising.

>> No.12500470

>>12499772
can be flipped inside out?

>> No.12500481

>>12500470
Surprisingly easily actually. There's always a risk doing it though, can cause it to wear out over time.

>> No.12500485

>>12500481
should I order with them with EMS or use jss so I can save a bit money with small packet?

>> No.12500513

>>12497745
Hey, I am the anon that you replied to. I just wanted to say thank you, seriously.

>> No.12500523

>>12500485
It's probably not worth the hassle unless EMS gets thoroughly checked/taxed in your customs.

>> No.12500526

>>12496878
somewhat offtopic but are loliholes used as medication anywhere in the world? just think how it could prevent rapes & stuff.

not generalizing btw.

>> No.12500530

>>12500523
www.hotpowers.jp/goods/1-1086.html
this one, right?
nah, customs here don't stop so cheap things (I think) I think is around 100€ or more they stop it

I'm looking for a new hole, you can find my tastes/oppinions here,>>12500055
I think I'll like this one, do you?

>> No.12500534

>>12500526
ahaha, this is masturbation mate, rapist don't rape for sex, rape for feeling power, but yeah, this is offtopic

>> No.12500548

>>12500530
You can also just get it on NLS with e-Packet

>> No.12500632

>>12500526
I take two holes daily with my red pill. It removes the idea that women are sex objects. In fact women are not even useful for sex anymore.

>> No.12500637
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>>12500548
it's been a long time since my last order from nls, usually amazon +jss was cheaper, but not this time

>> No.12500643

>>12500632
>It removes the idea that women are sex objects. In fact women are not even useful for sex anymore.
pretty much my mind after discovering holes

now we need some replacement/upgrade for cuddles

>> No.12500678

>>12500643
Dakimakura. See women's only use other than sex is can be replaced by a lump of cotton.

>> No.12500703

>>12500678
too pasive for me, I need a cuddlerobot, I want to receive the cuddles

>> No.12500707

>>1249669
>be in a SFW thread
>posts onaholes
you're in the wrong place, faggot

>> No.12501296

>>12500703
Get a dog? My dog is always happy to see me when I get home. Then he chills and hangs out by my feet while I play video games.

>> No.12501354

Can you get fungal infections or anything or the like from these?

>> No.12501365

>>12501354
Just take care of it an you will be fine.

>> No.12501375

>>12500643
Hey, I figure that I'll chime in here. I just used my first onahole today. I must say that I am pretty much done totally with women.

>> No.12501376

>>12501365
That doesn't really answer my question, anyone else?

>> No.12501377

>>12501376
It does answer your question. The answer is "yes, but only if you don't take proper care of it."

>> No.12501382

>>12501377
Oh, well how do you know if you do?

>> No.12501394

>>12501382
1. You lurk more
2. You don't "get a fungal infection or something"
The rest is common sense.

>> No.12501406

>>12501394

I don't even use soap anymore, water is plenty if you bother to rinse it well and agitate everything out and then dry it relatively well with a microfiber cloth.

On another note, does Golden Lotion include like spermacide or something? It seems like since I started using it my dick never smells kinda like funky you know? It also leaves my dick feeling smoother and refreshed. It's pretty great though its expensive and a small bottle, a little pea sized dot is plenty for a single session, if it starts to chaff from too long use, a bit of spit and its smooth again for 10-15m.

>> No.12501416

>>12501394
No I mean how do you know if you got an infection or some kind?

>> No.12501438

>>12501406
I always just use water to rinse, my finger to rub the insides, and let the hole rest in the open on some paper towels. My holes are still fine after being stored for 6 months in a storage unit.

>> No.12501446

>>12501296
sick fugfag.
We need technology, some kind of cuddle-robot-chan. C'mon japan i know you can.

>> No.12501447

>>12501416
WebMD, proper medical attention and common sense.

>> No.12501477

>>12496690
Hi /jp/
I want to get a onahole around 20$ (Under 25$). Anyone know any good ones? Preferably something that is tight. It's probably gonna be used only once or twice for a stimulant binge and it'll be wrecked

>> No.12501488

>>12501477
Roa hard
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39199?c2=9999

>> No.12501493

What is a good thin lubricant that I can get from amazon.com? (I have a gift card)

>> No.12501499

>>12501447
Recently I had so much smegma that when I got rid of it all it looked like shaved cheese in the sink, and my dick was a little red, what does it mean?

>> No.12501511

>>12501499
You need to clean your self better,
and if it hurts you should see a doctor.

>> No.12501515

>>12501511
Thanks anon, I wish my mom was as considerate about my penis as you are.

>> No.12501523

>>12501493
You can always thin a lubricant out by diluting it with water.

>> No.12501550

>>12501523
Is KY safe to use? The ingredients are: Water, Glycerin, Hydroxethelcellouse, Gludconlactone, Chlorhexidine Glucinate, Methylparaben, and Sodium Hydroxide.

It is just that I see no mention of KY in the pastebin and KY is a water based lubricant, but I really don't want to damage my hole and I'm not familiar with these ingredients.

>> No.12501559

>>12499807
Body pillows themselves are comfortable as HELL. I don't quite understand the need or a printout either, but goodness gracious those body pillows.

On that topic. What about tits? I've seen ona-hole-like tits attached to body pillows before and it looks fun as hell.
Are there any tits that shine above others in value, like holes? Any brands to avoid?

>> No.12501560

>>12501493

I have a huge bottle of passion i got for cheap. It's pretty thick but works great and feels pretty good. Might want to try thinning it a bit, I just add smaller amounts and add some spit or more if it driees.

Since I got golden though Idk if ill ever use it again though.

I used to use some Pepee and its similar to it, but more liquid and smooth and less sort of gel like, so passion is easier to clean, but dries up faster, but the bottle is so big who cares.

>> No.12501587

>>12500055
>should I get a venus real even tough I already have the clone? wich material? won't be too simmilar?
Depends of what you want, depends of what you want, no, the real is more laid back and "comfortable".
> reccomend more waiting for the new hole than getting other? are the others bad?
Except for real yes, unless you want an insert for a doll, they're not bad but they're worse.
>ojousama potential can't find it
http://www.hotpowers.jp/goods/1-942.html
>mikura is that half hip bigger than cocolo?
No.
http://www.hotpowers.jp/goods/1-1076.html
Also exists in non-clear.
> I can't handle hard tight holes like lolinco
Then don't buy it? you don't have to buy everything.

>do you have a more concrete recomendation please?
Yeah, here's what's on my current rotation:
Milk Kudasai ES, meiki monogatari injuku, mikura onahole, cocolo, alice dayo AGMv1, zerospiral (the old version, not available anymore, replace it with the shokusyuriken), venus clone soft, venus real very soft.
That's not a full list, but it contains a good portion of what are currently the best onaholes. I also sometimes use cheaper onaholes for variation, but they're not worth mentioning.


>>12501354
Yes, it is possible. It's also possible for you to get stuck by lightning, which is why you don't go fucking around during a thunderstorm.

>> No.12501591

>>12501559
>Are there any tits that shine above others in value, like holes?
Yep. get the busty aichan or get nothing. Everyone agrees on that one, be it westerners or japs.

>> No.12501596

>>12501416
A couple anons have gotten infections from holes. It's in the paste bin.

Clean the holes, clean your wang, and you should be fine.

>> No.12501654

>>12496964
So I tried the Mil Mix 2 today and it is definitely my favorite of the two. The material feels nicer, it smells better, it feels chunkier and it's just fun to stroke. The lines at the entrance comfortably ease your dick into the hole, and the bumps in the middle slowly lead to climax. I don't really feel the little "vortex" lines at the end though. It's turning out to be a very enjoyable hole that while hopefully help me overcome premature ejaculation over time.

>> No.12501682

>>12501654
Can I have a link to that hole? I had trouble finding it for some reason.

>> No.12501735

>>12501682
Here ya go http://en-nls.com/pict1-40561
In addition to that, NLS added more of the G-Project items and products from the other Out Vision branches.

Speaking of other Out Vision branches, has anyone tried any of PPP's holes? They all look cheap and uninteresting to me, but maybe there are some decent ones?

>> No.12501736

>>12501654
the problem I had with the Mil Mix model 1 was that the material started getting micro-holes in the material, that lead to smaller pockets in the material, as it has a kind of foamy structure, and I guess semen got stuck in there and it eventually molded over and died.

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>>12492162
The last ingredient I needed came quicker than I thought.

Gonna start taking all of these starting Sunday as the end of my no fap draws near.

Should I take All four with Breakfast and take the second Pygeum during dinner or is it better to just take the Zinc and L-Arginine in the morning, Lechithin in the afternoon, and the second Pygeum at night?

>> No.12501770

>>12501736
Man, that sucks. I hope mine won't suffer the same fate. Was it fun while it lasted though? How hard is it and are the textures nice?

>> No.12501778

>>12501757
Kegel exercises would do better than those poorly substantiated supplements.

>> No.12501781

>>12501770
hard is really nice, the textures are good, my only complaints are the material is very hole-ey, and the back "womb" area is prone to holding water, and that it's a teeny bit too short, other than that it's nice.

>> No.12501784

>>12501770
oh, and as for how hard it is...mmm, softer than toysheart, I don't really have anything to compare it to.

>> No.12501785

>>12501778
I've been doing kegels for the past month though.
Also start/stops everytime I needed to take a piss.

>> No.12501789

>>12501550
>Is KY safe to use
Really?

Its safe its just kinda lackluster compared to other water based lubes,
and kinda over priced because it has name brand recognition as a medical lubricant.

>> No.12501792

>>12501785
Keep doing them. Practice. Also, watch the Zinc. Too much of that is bad. The rest of it, you can do whatever.

>> No.12501807

>>12501792
>Also, watch the Zinc
I only plan on taking one daily. I know more than that is toxic.

I just need to know what's the best day plan for taking these supplements. I would like to just take all four in the morning and the second Pygeum at night, but I don't know if that's going to be overkill for me in the morning.

>> No.12501814

>>12501807
Nobody knows the best day plan for these. It's unsubstantiated or purely anecdotal. Although, if you had a swollen prostate, the Pygeum might help with that.

Better yet, if you're convinced these work, take one at a time regularly for a few weeks and do some comparisons. Also be sure to include controls. Double blind tests would be ideal.

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>>12501789
Yeah, I used it after I did some research on the material of the hole and the ingredients of KY. It really is lackluster as you say, but it is what I had on hand. I was standing at the drug store when I made that post, wasn't about to wait a week for lube to ship in either. Such is life.
I am new to these onahole threads, I honestly didn't want to post without lurking for a while but I couldn't find any real information on the topic and you guys seem to have your shit together. Anyway, I just got my Magic Eyes Lolinco in and used it today. I must say it was pretty god damned amazing, seriously amazing. It was tight, I mean really tight. It wants to push you out and you need to be rock hard to even enter. I've had fleshlights and shit before but I am never going back. I came instantly. Not sure if I should be ashamed to admit that or not, but I don't even care because it felt that fucking good. Would recommend and will most likely purchase more from Magic Eyes.
Also, as far as lubes go, I will probably just get what the pastebin recommends for a thin lube.
pic unrelated

>> No.12501862

So uhhhh

any holes you fellas recommend for a guy with a short dick?

>> No.12501877

>>12501862

Well, onaholes are designed for Japanese guys so they are
already made for "short" or "average" guys, but how short are we speaking here?

>> No.12501880

>>12501862
Are we talking asian small or caucasian small?

>> No.12501887

>>12501877
>>12501880

10 cm

I hate being asian

>> No.12501899

>>12501735
Appreciate it. The spiral in the back there really is an odd choice. Bumps seem to be the standard for the "uterus"

>> No.12501908

>>12501757
Ideally you want to spread all of it throughout the day so you've constantly got the stuff in your system. If the pills split that's the best way to go about it, but really so long as you're taking them with a meal it shouldn't matter. Just don't forget to drink lots of water and consider doubling down on the lecithin.

>> No.12501983

>>12501828
If your at a drug store astroglide is cheaper and better then KY (and was apparently invented as a spacecraft coolant).

If you have an adult novelty shop near you (and are comfortable going)
they have much better selections
and the staff are usually really helpful and non-judgmental
(I showed the lady at my local shop a picture of one of my dragon dildos
and she wanted to know where I got it).

>> No.12502005

>>12501887
Check out Guchomon Pocket series from Magic Eye. Those ones are supposed to be "pocket able" so that might accommodate you decently. They aren't all that bad either, unfortunate thing is that they use a sticky material which likes to catch to debris and hair.

>> No.12502012

>>12496878
same here

>> No.12502022

I'm trying to get some lube although I have to buy mine from amazon and must be prime(I need amazon locker for lude items to sneak in home without people asking what's inside)

>> No.12502027

>>12502022
Sliquid is pretty nice.

>> No.12502029

>>12502005
Welp probably better than nothing

thanks

>> No.12502031

>>12496889
cocolo is expensive I'm sure its worth it but $130 dollars dam man I just hope onaholes won't be priced like dragon dildos

>> No.12502040

>>12502027
thanks seems good although I heard american lube is more sticky than JP lube idk

>> No.12502058

>>12502040
I have had the opposite experience my self.

>> No.12502071

>>12502058
really hmm I'll buy it anyways I'm almost out of the small sample pack from my onahole

>> No.12502076

>>12501757
>>12501908
>>12501778
>>12501785
>>12501792
>>12501807
>>12501814
Why don't you guys just take amphetamines and enjoy a daylong fapfest?

>> No.12502110
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>>12499531
>>12499542

There exists a hole just for you!

http://en-nls.com/pict1-14505?c2=9999

>> No.12502154

>>12502076
Muh nature
Muh drug use
Muh money

>> No.12502262

>>12502071
I use sliquid and prefer it over the sample jap lubes. Not stringy or sticky at all.

>> No.12502324

>>12502040
Here ya go. Supposedly it's made from japanese style ingredients. American lubes are made for internal use so the dry out faster or some shit. Anyway this is a shit load of lube.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00K7JPC48/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

>> No.12502390

>>12501416
Big itches, and shit like that, google "penis infection" or something.

>> No.12502628
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>>12501983
Why did you show her a picture of your dildo?

>> No.12502829

>>12502628
Looking for similar devices, possibly. It's entirely within reason for any store, using pictures of relevant items.

>> No.12502834

>>12502324
I have that one. Nothing special for the feeling, but goodness does it smell wonderful.
Like clean plastic, rubber, something like that. Not sure how to describe it.

>> No.12502939

EP Hip on Tuesday.
Onedari clone on Thursday. Gonna have a hip harem pretty soon...

Someone mentioned something about "cuddling", which is something I've always thought was pretty gay. While trying to fall asleep last night though, which didn't work, I had a series of very bizarre short dreams all night which in that twilight, half-awake state. In one of those, I had the "onedari" clone in my bed with me, dressed in a girl's undertop and underbottom. It was quite heavy (advertised and nearly 30lbs) and warm from my own heat... and I was seeing anon's post in my head about "cuddling"... I believe this might be a viable solution for that.

>> No.12502943
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Anyone tried this funky looking thing?

>> No.12502994

>>12502943
Yes it's only been asked 5 times. It's shit, don't bother.

>> No.12503027

>>12502939
I'm fairly certain that wanting to be physically intimate with a member of the opposite sex is not gay. It's not your fault that 3d are all dead inside.

>> No.12503046

>>12502628
We were discussing lube for anal and the size of inserted objects came up.

>> No.12503098

>>12503027
Not gay in the literal sense. In the 'not quite masculine' sort of sense. I can't remember the last time I used to words gay or fag to describe someone who was actually homosexual. I guess the words kind of changed definitions at some point.

>> No.12503108

>>12502943
Is there seriously anyone who doesn't constantly think about fucking some spaghetti and meatballs? It's a truly sad day when there isn't.

>> No.12503126

>>12502943
>>12496690
>>12496773
Why the fuck do they make some onaholes look like such pure shit on the outside? For what purpose?

>> No.12503132

>>12503126
One of those is american and is for fans of BBW,
another one is intended to be flipped inside out,
and the last one dose not look all that bad to me.

>> No.12503139

>>12503132
Looks like you read them, or responded to them upside down. And I do agree.

>> No.12503181

>>12503139
The one thats supposed to be flipped is the first one and the BBW is the last.

>> No.12503423

>>12501807
I take one each of zinc, pygeum, and arginine, plus two sunflower lecithin capsules. All pills together, once per day, at lunch time.

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Finally ordered the Puni Hole DX. Now that waiting game (and the nightmare of shipping to come)

>> No.12503547

>>12503516
Good price on the puni.

>> No.12503724 [DELETED] 

Am I the only one that has this?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

>> No.12503741 [DELETED] 

>>12503724
Can I see your dick anon?

>> No.12503783 [DELETED] 

>>12503741
http://puu.sh/bGWou.jpg

>> No.12503804 [DELETED] 

>>12503783
That's icky, dude.
I have Fordyce spots all over my shaft, but at least the bellend is nice and smooth.

>> No.12503855 [DELETED] 

>>12503724
>>12503783
I do

>> No.12503916 [DELETED] 

>>12503724
>>12503804
Same, I have fordyce spots all over my sack and like a quarter of the way up my shaft on the underside. Nothing like that though.

>> No.12503938

>>12503724
>>12503741
>>12503783
>>12503804
>>12503855
>>12503916

Dead but not forgotten

>> No.12504010

>>12503938
...What happened?

>> No.12504050

>>12504010
The short answer is: Penis.

>> No.12504089

>>12504050
A dude in his onaho?
Why in the fuck would he post that?

>> No.12504148

>>12504089
no, somebody asking about the bumps on the dome of your penis that happens to certain people, which happens because genetics are dickheads

>> No.12504272

Maybe the onahole threads should be moved a nsfw board. Just throwing that out there. Despite the thread hiding feature, these threads seem to be constantly being reported.

>> No.12504342

So I've used my new Venus clone hard a few times now...

Holy shit, why aren't these more widely available? I've found the solution to peace in the middle east and it's only like $50 a dick.

Thing is pure fucking quality too build quality is great.

>> No.12504359

using JSS forwarding, the number of "bulk shipping items" means the number of parcels / boxes I'm sending them, right? Not the raw number of items

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Seriously can't decide between Puni DX and Cocolo.

I've been through the threads many times, with Cocolo being recommended over Puni DX but my biggest problem with it is just the way it looks externally compared to Puni DX.

I'm unfamiliar with the difference between Puni DX and Puni DX hard too, and searching through the archive didn't really offer much opinion between the two.

>> No.12504478
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>Fedex
>last tracking update on 9/17 Wednesday
>next scheduled update on 9/19 Friday
>it is now the end of 9/20 with no update

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>>12503423
>sunflower lecithin

Mine is soy.
Did I fuck up?

>> No.12504493

>>12504342
>Hard
No rug burns on your dick yet? I've got a Uterus normal coming in on Monday with a similar texture.

>> No.12504496

>>12504483
>Did I fuck up?
You're more likely to have gotten GMO lecithin. If you're not a hippy it really shouldn't matter.

>> No.12504499

>>12504468
You're stuck between two choices
A- You have a hole that looks nice, but doesn't feel nice
B- You have a hole that feels nice but doesn't look nice.

Between those two, if you HAD to get one, I'd suggest the cocolo. If you want advice though, just don't even bother and get something different. Haven't used my cocolo in forever. No matter how good it feels, even though thought of the way it looks just gets depressing. Poco Pen, I'd highly recommend. It's in the same price ballpark too.

Choose wisely.

>> No.12504500

>>12504148
Thats even worse,
and really more a thing to ask a doctor abut.

>> No.12504513

>>12504500
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis
To repost the link.
It's not that rare. And considerably a positive thing if it doesn't leave you sensitive enough to be in pain.
Nothing serious at all. Just genetics.

>> No.12504518

>>12504483
Yes. Soy is not for males. There's even studies out there that strongly support the theories of why males today are all so effeminate. GMO soy is in damn near everything you eat today, but it's full of these lignans that act like estrogen in the body. Soy lecithin is the #1 culprit of that.

Enjoy your new boobs though, I guess.

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>>12504518
I want to enjoy his breasts!

>> No.12504529

>>12504272
But which board would they go to? /h/?

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>>12504528
I see you've bee dabbling in the soy too...

>> No.12504552

>>12504493
Soft is too soft to me, normal is as soft as I'll go. Girl's used to complain that I took too long to cum back when I hadn't given up on 3D life.

>> No.12504562

>>12504518
Well shit.
Ordering Sunflower now. Though since I'm too late i'll stick with the Soy untill I get it. It shouldn't be too bad right with a week of the soy right?

>> No.12504571

>>12504562
I still have my bottle of soy lecithin and I'm hjalfway through my 2nd bottle of sunflower. I see people like weebs and the NOPE takes over. I'm never taking another soy one.

On a side note though, the lecithin has a lot of benefits outside of load replenishment. Overall a great supplement to add to meals.

>> No.12504575

>>12504518
>>12504562
Soy kicks up the estrogen in your body that much is true.

However, for it to do ANYTHING detrimental to you in the basic 1200 MG capsules you would have to take like 5-6 of them a day.

As long as it's just one or two a day, the only thing that's going to happen is the increase in your cum amount.

>> No.12504579

>>12504538
Just soy beans. I love soy beans

>> No.12504581

>>12504518
Is that the GMO soy or ALL soy. I've got a huge tub here I don't want to get rid of.

>> No.12504586

>>12504575
prepare for disappointment. Article incoming.

Well fuck it. Was looking for a specific artic I read where one vegetarian dude was eating soy and grew tits... now it turns out that the specific article is buried under a million other different ones saying the same thing happened to other males.

>> No.12504590

>>12504581
Just GMO, from what I gather. Which is over 90% of the soy out there.

>> No.12504593

In such situations, are the tits sensitive? Mine are fairly sensitive already, but not to the point of actual stimulation past obtaining erection.
I don't care for having mounds. But that sensitivity is something I've always wanted. Just that.
How to boost tit sensitivity? Is suction safe in small amounts?

>> No.12504597

>>12504590
My tubs specifically say non-GMO. Bullet dodged, but I guess I should look into sunflower next time I'm buying.

>> No.12504600

>>12504593
http://www.menshealth.com/nutrition/soys-negative-effects?fullpage=true

Getting way off topic now though.

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>>12504575
Even if that's true I'm not digging the idea of estrogen being "kicked up". I'm not trying to turn into a trap.

Just bought sunflower on 2 day shipping. Will be taking soy until it comes since I already planned on starting all this shit tomorrow. I'm positive 3 days of soy shouldn't do much to me...

I hope it doesn't anyway.

>> No.12504635

Is there a toy like squishy sisters where they also have assholes to fuck?
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39966?c2=12001014

>> No.12504639

>>12504635
you could glue 2 cocolos together.

>> No.12504642

>>12504499
>>12504499
>No matter how good it feels, even though thought of the way it looks just gets depressing.
Are you trying to say you don't like the way it looks either, and that's why you don't use it?

I'm not particularly interested in the poco pen though, thanks.

>> No.12504651

>>12504642
Let me put it this way - If you want it, just send me $20 for shipping and it's yours.

>> No.12504661

>>12504639
Huh that's brilliant actually.

Gonna try it with my next check but not with cocolos because that too expensive for my liking to get 2 and not with glue because I'm sure I will destroy my toy with it.

Which 2 /jp/?
http://en-nls.com/pict1-37831?c2=12001014
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40506?c2=12001014
http://en-nls.com/pict1-32343?c2=12001014

Of course if you can think of a better combo than either of these three, i'd love to hear it.

>> No.12504672

>>12504272
There are years of /jp/ onahole threads in the archives. This is the correct and traditional home of onahole discussion, and as long as people refrain from posting their dicks we should continue to be fine.

People should also use discretion when posting images of holes and packaging. If anything is even sorta lewd, think twice and at least spoiler the image for those who don't use the catalog and don't like hentai.

>> No.12504689

>>12499447
Can I get the link to jelly onahole please.

>> No.12504696

>>12504689
http://www.hotpowers.jp/goods/1-1062.html

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You're the only people I can trust to give me a non-shill, non-pleblight user tier review of the Tenga flip hole black.

I've been told it's the ultimate in intensity, is this at least remotely true?

Is it worth shelling out for (like $60 CAD on nls, $70 on amazon), and are there other things up there on the quality:intensity scale?

Is it actually the loudest goddamn thing in the universe like the rumours say?

>> No.12504738

>>12504727

I have a flip air lite and it's terrible. The sensations are nothing like my other onaholes. And it does make a lot of suction noise because the air is being pushed out through tiny holes in the plastic frame. I would not recommend it to anyone. The only thing it has going for it is being the most convenient to clean and dry.

>> No.12504739

>>12504651
>>12504651
I don't think I would be comfortable using a used hole, nor giving out my address for mailing such a thing to someone else from these boards. Sorry.

Does it only have a depth of like 4~5 inches like it looks from the side-cut on en-nls?

>> No.12504746

>>12504739
could rent a PO box for a month.

>> No.12504762

>>12504746
They've got three month leases. at the minimum. It's only $31 for three months of privacy at my closest office though, so it's not a bad deal anyway. You can also use an alias if you'd like, but be warned that you can't do 2-3 day shipping with a PO box.

>> No.12504783

>>12504762
>>12504746
Offer appreciated, but I think I'm going to get a Puni and if I really feel like trying a cocolo I'll do it at a later time.

>> No.12504789

>>12504727
>>12504738
Lites are totally different from the full size ones.

The first hole i got was the big black normal one, and it was great. Easy to clean, feels great, the buttons let you control pressure points. They are pricey compared to some other toys you can get for 20-30 bucks that can be about as good or even better though. The fact you can open it to clean and dry is great for a first hole though.

The lite on the other hand, I got and have used like twice and forgot I even owned it. They are a pain in the ass to use because they cause super vaccume like suction making it hard to pull in and out for long sessions. They are super intense though.

>> No.12504969

Is there anywhere I can buy used onaholes? I don't have that much money but I'd like to get a poco pen, it's pretty expensive so I was wondering if I could maybe try to find a used one.

>> No.12504974

>>12504969
Poco Pen is pretty new, I don't think you'd find one used right now unless some anon really really hated his.

>> No.12504977

Just got my Lilith Spiral Wave in Super Soft

Holy shit, earnestly feels as good as an actual vagina. Thanks /jp/

>> No.12504978

What are the odds of getting a hip with those dents/creases in it? I noticed a lot of the pictures and videos of them they have these. This is pretty much the only thing preventing me from buying one.

Is there any way to remove them?

>> No.12504984

>>12504727
The Tenga flips are easily the loudest onaholes I've ever used. It will suck and queff as loud as normal speaking volume or more

>> No.12505040

has anyone reviewed the poco pen yet?

>> No.12505057

>>12504978
They will smooth out within a couple weeks.
They're just temporary.

>> No.12505125

>>12505040
One anon did a few threads back. To sum it up at first he said it wasn't that great, but as he got used to it he started to love it.

>> No.12505160

>>12504651
You're the same guy in the last thread trying to get rid of your Cocolo right? I responded to you but you didn't catch the post. Anyway, I'll take it off you! Contact: dokushin@cock.li

>> No.12505282

Anyone have any fuck ups with DHL in the U.S. They should pass my box to USPS and other than being a bit faster than EMS nothing will be different.

>> No.12505327

>>12505282
I ordered a Puni from NLS with DHL on Monday and it was delivered on Thurs by USPS. Expected delivery was supposed to be the 22nd. Was pleasantly surprised.

>> No.12505398

>>12504689
http://en-nls.com/plist_t-12001131

>> No.12505404

>>12504977
>Super Soft
>feels as good as an actual vagina
Good taste, fellow anon. High-five

>> No.12505530

>>12505125
can the pocopen wear regular sized panties?

>> No.12505598
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http://en-nls.com/pict1-39684?c2=9999
Looking at buying this, as I'm looking to get a cheaper "starter" hip onahole, is it any good?

>> No.12505649

>>12505598
That's the hard version. Don't get the hard version.

>> No.12505661
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This stuff good?

>> No.12505672

>>12505649
http://en-nls.com/pict1-32343?c2=9999
IS the regular version any good then?

>> No.12505707

>>12505598
Don't listen to >>12505649
The hard edition is alright, people seem to think that hard editions are rocks, but they're just slightly harder rubber, or rather, they're as hard as rubber should be, in my opinion, they're also generally more durable in my opinion.

>> No.12505815

>>12496690
Hey /jp/

I've had fleshlights in the past, but I'm interested in getting something more involved.

Would you all recommend a Puni (Soft? Hard?) or Cocolo?

>> No.12505858

how do you even dry a puni hole dx

can't just let a fake anus laying around in my room

>> No.12505910

>>12505160
Oh that was an actual e-mail address? I thought it was a goof. I'll contact you.

>>12504969
There are forums where people sell used holes and hips fairly regularly. (Try the Toydemon forum) You might just have to save up for a new WRPP though. Everyone says it's a keeper.

>> No.12505929

>>12505707
But the normal version is already on the firm side.

>>12505815
Depends on what you want in shape, size and ease of cleaning.

>> No.12505957

>>12505858
Wash it out first, obviously. Especially if didn't pull out. Take a paper towel (the thick kind) and wrap it around your finger. Then you slowly force it all the way inside and touch all the surfaces to blot up all the moisture. Pull out the towel slowly so as not to rip it, then do it one more time with a dry side.

>> No.12505976

>>12505282
>>12505327
Used DHL twice and they were great both times. On the one order that required a signature, the delivery guy was knocking on the door and ringing to the doorbell like a madman. Almost as if it were his house or something. There's no way you're accidentally missing that delivery guy if you happen to be home.

USPS has a few issues, but at least they're not FedEx. USPS is actually trying to get better while FedEx just seems emo and doesn't give a fuck about being awful.

>> No.12505982

>>12505858
Take a walk for a bit until you see a mushroom. Any kind will do. Pick that and bring it back.
Shove it into the hole. You see, the porous structure of the mushroom will suck out all of the moisture so that it can grow. Leave it in there overnight, with a dry towel over the hole. Then check on it in the morning. Remove the mushroom and keep it somewhere safe for future use.

>> No.12505989

>>12505976
I've had FedEx drop a box once before it got to my house. The bag inside contained things for a fetish, quite embarrassing.
The box was completely ruined somehow, as one side was completely exposed. Instead of reboxing it or anything of the sort, they opted to simply tape over the open side. With clear tape.
Luckily I was the only one home.

FedEx really is trash to avoid at all times.

>> No.12505999

>>12505989
Oh ho. I once ordered from dealextreme's sex toy site; intimategadgets. The item (a dildo) arrived in a plastic letter type package where you could feel it was a rubber dick, really easily under the thin plastic. Everyone that touched it in the postal service knew it was a dong and it had my name on it. I'm just glad that I received it personally instead of having a family member receive it and find out what it is by just touching it.

That was close.

>> No.12506014

>>12505999
Same thing happened to me... but with feet. Yeah I don't buy things from China any more.

>> No.12506017

>>12506014
I still buy things from china, just not things I'd rather not have my family members know the existence of if you know what I mean.

>> No.12506556

>>12505661
It's okay. Better than the other domestic stuff I've used.

>> No.12506937 [SPOILER] 
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This looks pretty amazing. It's the "Julia +"

http://www.coolmalesextoy.com/exe-julia/

Anyone familiar with this or other EXE toys?

>> No.12507014

>>12506937
Looks like a large cocoro... if you get tell me how it is I like it already kinda

>> No.12507036

>>12507014
A tiny* cocoro. With giant boobies and actual suction.

>> No.12507670

>>12507036
Oh lame I want an onahole I can hug while in missionary. I don't like boobs much though and I like the way cocoro looks but I was looking for an upgrade not a downgrade.

Didn't really want to buy a sex doll they're self cleaning, can move on their own and easy to get the type you want (loli). Bonus points if they can talk, think and learn.

>> No.12507942

>>12507670
Sounds like what you want is a man, anon. Not quite my department.

>> No.12508001

>>12507942
I want a lil obediant loli and it sounds like to you that I want a man? You normals who think boobs are the only difference between men and women never made sense to me.

Then again it sure seems like you normals tend to like much more manly looking females that tend to just have much bigger boobs as well so it makes sense I guess.

>> No.12508024
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Haven't used my Rina in two months.
....
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN that was amazing

>> No.12508063

>>12507942
Sounds like there are no objections. Kindly separate those you consider "men" from the harem and toss them over.

>> No.12508065

>>12508001
Honestly, it was more the bit about thinking and learning that threw me than the bit about no boobs, but whatever. Certain psyches I'm happier not touring through and thank you for reminding me that.

>>12508024
Two months of nofap is far beyond anything I could manage. Congrats.

>> No.12508198

there are so many onaholes that have pictures of gal idols or delicious brown anime girls, why are none of those holes actually tanned though? If I buy a Rumika hole, I clearly wanted to admire her wondrous tan Japan!

Are there any non-shit tanned onaholes? My fetish for delicious brown girls knows no bounds. I know that you can get certain full size love dolls made with a tan, but I'd rather buy two Mazda Miatas then one of those.

>> No.12508274

>>12508198
Couple hundred bucks should cover all the parts you'll need.
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/air-usahane-tanned-full-body-tights/
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/brands/Tokyo-Libido.html

>> No.12508311

>>12508024
I was rough with mine and her interior has started peeling off.
Little chunks of the soft inside coming out of the hole, a small rip in the opening, and that thin spot in the back growing ever less solid has taken a small "used condom" style bulge.
Feels silly, man.

>> No.12508376

I got a US Tenga but I've gotten used to the feeling now, so I bought a normal size one to have when i read my lolidom rape doujins.

Cleaning is pretty easy, but I can't quite find a way to dry the sponge in the far end aside form air drying. Any tips?

Did I do wrong?

>> No.12508403

>>12508376
>Did I do wrong?
You got a tenga.

>> No.12508619

can /jp/ reccomend an onahole to someone who just uses his hand like a savage and wants to change?

>> No.12508675

>>12508619
Get you a lolinco or girl in the box. No fap until you get it. Use until it breaks. Next order get a venus real in soft or very soft.

>> No.12508689

>>12508198
Invent a spray tan for onaholes, I'd buy it.

>> No.12509085

i went to M store in akihabara

now i have the G project x pepee lotion with loli on it

bought virgin age and tsurupeta girl laboratory

and a warmer

mfw loli holes makes the warmer pop out because they are too tight

btw tsurupeta girl laboratory feels awesome

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>>12509085

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12509103

>Mfw no good shota onaholes
>The only one getting made has a bad reputation for being to floppy and the other one doesn't even look like a shota's body.

>> No.12509200

>>12498246
>http://en-nls.com/pict1-39891?c2=12001114&incart=1
holy fuck when was this released?
I loved the mikura but the bottom of it fell out (it's really thin) - has anyone tried this?

>> No.12509225

>>12509097
Is that coke on the desk? You should really use a sanitary surface for that, dude.

>> No.12509398

>>12508675
Not that guy, but how would you categorise a Lolinco as 'broken'?

I've ripped the hymen on mine from constant use, so it feels more loose now

>> No.12509423

>>12509398
I think the hymen is meant to break. I'd call it broken when it no longer serves it's purpse. IE it's too torn up to stimulate you or looks like shit.

>> No.12509455

The urge to buy a hip is increasing every day, but I'm waiting until December to buy one.
Then I can wrap it up and give it to myself on my birthday while singing happy birthday to myself ;_;

>> No.12509465

>>12509455
You should forget about birthdays, honestly.
Their celebration in modern times is only for making people give to others. Which is much less efficient, and often far more depressing, than buying things for yourself.
Given you have the money, there is no real reason to wait. Hips a fun.

>> No.12509533
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>>12509423
>Whole life thought I was "small"
>get lolinco and it's too damn tight
>strangles me during use, making the act very unpleasant
>everyone else says it's the best thing ever
>a japanese stress reliever taught me that I am bigger than average

>> No.12509556

>>12509533
I hope that's not you keeping all your holes together like that

>> No.12509571

>>12509556
found the image on google.

>> No.12509575

Any recommendations for blowjob holes? I was thinking of buying this.

http://en-nls.com/pict1-35065?c2=12001217

>> No.12509580

>>12509575
Mouth of Truth.
It's one of my favourite holes

>> No.12509591

>>12509465
But then who will thank my miserable existence for being born

>> No.12509597

>>12509591
You're waifu who wouldn't even exist if you didn't believe in her.

>> No.12509598

>>12509591
You will. It just doesn't have to be on a specific day.

>> No.12509602

>>12509591
Think of it like this. If you were never born, you would never feel the pleasure of a hip.

>> No.12509618

>>12509533
What does "lolinco" mean?
I get it's a small, loli sized onahole, but what's the nco mean?

>> No.12509641 [SPOILER] 
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>>12509597
>>12509598
>>12509602
I'm sorry anons, I lost myself in the moment there

I'll keep on living for her and for all those loli hips

>> No.12509642

>>12509641
Nevermind. I now feel sorry for your existence as well.

>> No.12509736

>>12509642
Louise is a very lovely girl, she just easily misunderstood!

>> No.12509903

> Shipping Weight: 68 g
http://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B00HD7XAK0/
That's gotta be wrong, right?
Description says it's 450g too....

>> No.12509918

>>12509736
>Louise is a very lovely girl, she just easily misunderstood!
half right. Louise is lovely but easily understood. See girls get upset when you grope other women, insult their chest size, refuse to wash their underwear, and imply they can't do magic because they're a girl.

>> No.12509939

>>12509918
How would you know this

You some kind of normal?

>> No.12509948

>>12509939
All 4 examples resulted in violent beatings.

>> No.12509974

>>12509903
probably left off a 0 or something. Don't worry about it.

>> No.12509977

Is thrusting into a hip good cardio?

>> No.12509983

>>12509977
No. Start running, biking, or swimming tubby.

>> No.12509991

Does anyone know how EXE's Naruse Kokomi hole compares to tsurupeta soft? Good reviews on Amazon: http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B0098FV5S4
Trying to decide whether I should get a replacement tsurupeta or try that if it's similar.

>> No.12510056

>>12508198
there's a tanned tsurupetta by g-project

>> No.12510062

>>12509618
dude.

>>12509991
The "hug me" on nls is very similar to the tsurupetta, you can find it on amazon too.
I had both the naruse and the tsurupetta. The naruse isn't as soft, but it did feel really good, and it's durable too. Great onahole.

>> No.12510093

http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-33675?c2=1111
Is this supposed to be a child's face?

>> No.12510152

Fedex officially sucks. In addition to awful package tracking, they also don't deliver on Mondays. Never again.

>> No.12510197

>>12510152
What kind of delivery service doesn't deliver on Mondays? Fucking stupid.

>> No.12510222

>>12510152
I've never really had a problem. What shipping method uses Fedex? I've had amazon use fedex before but EMS and DHL apparently pass the box off to the USPS.

>> No.12510223
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12510223

>Finally decide enough is enough and try to contact Alice
>※CGI もしくは SSI が正しく動作していません。
Fuckers

>> No.12510371

>>12510223
What?

>> No.12510479
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http://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B00NEK0HU6
This fucking boxart.

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>>12510093
Looks like goo to me.

>> No.12510494

>>12510222
>EMS and DHL apparently pass the box off to the USPS.
Fedex sometimes does this with their slower shipping as well.

>> No.12510586
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12510586

>>12510222
Ordered something from a US reseller. I tend to do this because shipping normally only takes 2 days, 3 days at the longest. This time I decided to not use the free shipping option and used FedEx because fuck it, I'll try them out... The item is estimated to come tomorrow, which would be the 8th day and cost an extra 20 buck. Of course I have no idea if it will actually be here since the tracking stopped updating several days ago. At least now I know never to use them again.

Also, turns out there's a facebook page called "FedEx Sucks" which is dedicated to FedEx sucking which gave me a chuckle.

DHL = UPS >>>> USPS >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Floating Box In Random Ocean >>>>>> FedEx

>> No.12510633

>>12510479
>Tamatoys

Fuck.

>> No.12511062
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12511062

Anyone used this one yet? Interior looks pretty good

http://www.amazon.co.jp/NPG-%E3%81%8A%E3%83%BB%E3%82%82%E3%83%BB%E3%81%A6%E3%83%BB%E3%81%AA%E3%83%BB%E3%81%97-%E5%A5%B3%E9%99%B0%E5%99%A8-No-02-%E6%A9%98%E3%81%B2%E3%81%AA%E3%81%9F/dp/B00ME2RGZY/ref=sr_1_69?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1411419766&sr=1-69

>> No.12511257

>>12509533
>bigger than /jp/ average

I know that feel, it's like winning the special olympics.

>> No.12511331

>>12511062
That's the most gross-looking onaho I've ever seen.

>> No.12511412
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>>12511331
I dunno, the craziest ones often feel the best

In that regard, they're this thing too: ろり肉オクトパス2

>> No.12511582

>>12511257
Apparently, most of the world is in the special Olympics if those lists are anything to go by then. Everyone but the Republic of Congo.

>> No.12511636

>>12508311
I thought this was normal. Whoops.

>> No.12512374

>>12511257
What IS the /jp/ average? Like 4 inches?

>> No.12512487

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