/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Anime goes to >>>/a/
Cute (``moe'') images go to >>>/c/
Suggestive pictures and softcore nudity go to >>>/e/
Fetishes others than bestiality, guro, scat, and the ones generally considered ``extreme'' go to >>>/d/
Memeshittery goes to >>>/a/, >>>/b/, >>>/v/ and >>>/s4s/

Go away.

>>12500421

>hype for the anime
The moment it airs /mgg/ will be completely destroyed by shitposters and newfags unintentionally acting like shitposters.

But it will also have the hilarious distinction of making us actually /a/ related over the rest of the bullshit they allowed, not that I think we should ever go back. This place turned out to be pretty good.

Other thread is still 8th in line, fuck off.

>>12500467
/jp/ threads probably wouldn't be hit to bad, but ya, /a/ threads would be a nightmare

psssssssttt still got one

>>12494367

Sniff me.

>>12500421
>No http://bit.ly/MGCollection
>The old thread isn't even at the image cap
Figured this time I'd try to watch the index and post a new thread that isn't fucked up when the old one reaches the end of the index, then this happens? Really?

>>12500467
Shitposters and newfags don't know /jp/ exists. Won't really be anyone that isn't already shitposting on the odd occasion. /a/ threads will be shit like every other adaptation, sure.

We haven't even reached image limit in the other thread. Fuck off back to there until it dies.

>>12500499
I like MG. I tastes good on food.
Rex is the best MG.
Lazy people won't be able to find the thread in the catalog.

>>12500467
/a/ is bad, but this place is filled with elitists rejected from /a/ who think this is their territory. Any attempt to do something /jp/ related and not /a/ related gets stepped on by these elitists.

>>12500520
That one is already way beyond the bump limit. If you're harking on over the image limit, go back to /a/.

>>12500578
>Being this much of a fag

Does sage still work for not taking up the "post space" or whatever?

>>12500630
Looks like it does.

>>12500630
Its 300 posts no matter what, its always been that way despite what rumors may have told you.

>>12500650
That sucks.

>>12500663
On the bright side we have 300 image limit as well, which is higher than even /a/. The threads move slower here so the bump limit isn't even the problem.

>>12500669
True, that last thread has been on page 10 for like a whole day.

>>12500516
>Shitposters and newfags don't know /jp/ exists.
I'd like to take this time to remind everybody here there is an archive with a group of people that targets these threads (and others) to shitpost in because they don't like it.

>>/jp/thread/S12500421#p12500520_2

>>12500467
>The moment it airs /mgg/ will be completely destroyed by shitposters and newfags
Oh the irony!

Catgirl con artist when?

There is literally nothing wrong with Bob.

>>12500516
Everyone in /a/ knows /jp/ exists. They just don't think it's good for anything.

>>12500858
Can she be fast-talking?

And wear a newsboy hat?

>>12500905
yes she can

>>12500883

>Thereisliterallynothingwrongwithjews.png

>>12500831
Underrated post.

Bob did nothing wrong

>>12500858
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYtlwsy_xio
>"High and a winner, pay the front line, take the don'ts~"

>>12500896
>Everyone in /jp/ knows /a/ exists. They just know it's good for anything

there goes the old thread

>>12500985
Who's that sexy bitch on the lower left?
Can I get her number?

But seriously, Miia is best girl.

>>12500971
I'll take the bait and I will suggest you to kill yourself.

>>12500985
oh god hoodies are my fetish.

>>12500985
>Hoodies
All my yes.

>>12500985
the ear slots in the hoods are adorable

>>12500993
That's because they make a girl seem more modest, etc. Truly only best girls wear them.

>>12500985
>Hoodies
Crab does it again

>>12500715
See also the very next line.
>Won't really be anyone that isn't already shitposting on the odd occasion.

>>12500896
Kind of the point. No one's going to see the potential anime or the monsterboy shit next season and think "Oh boy, I should go check the boards that isn't /a/ for no obvious reason to talk about an airing anime!"

When we moved, we lost most of the daily reminder shitposters that aren't Bob probably only opened the thread because it showed up at the top of their paged view index, same as the shitposting it gets here. Manga threadw on /a/ get asked "What happened to monster girl threads?" cause even people with good intentions don't know how the fuck to find the thread after moving it to /jp/. The sky is never falling.

>>12500998
Give me a girl in a hoodie and yoga pants

>>12501003
Are you me?

>>12501003
Papi in a hoodie and spats

>>12501006

>>12501004
No, but nothing better than girls in the fall college outfit of hoodies, uggs, and yoga pants.

Or ribbed sweaters.

Why is /a/ still allowed in /jp/

>>12501010
>uggs
>Anything but horrible
I agree with you on the other stuff though.

>>12500985
That looks more like Shake O than Mr Crabs.

>>12501013
Mutually related?

>>12500715

The mods/janitors here also ban them if they act like big enough faggots, which is always. It's fine.

>>12501010
>Uggs
Anon no.

>>12501010
">uggs"
Jesus christ anon what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>12501014
>>12501020
>>12501022
You wanna know why lamias don't wear uggs?

>>12501010
/fa/ just had a aneurysm.

>>12501027
Because they don't have fucking shit taste.

>>12501032
Good.
I can deal without the big obnoxious boots but give me a nice set of legs and a great rear being caressed by a form fitting set of yoga pants and a sweater that flaunts her curves.

In the previous thread:

Obligatory rape
Paladin girls
Hound still likes 12Beast
Paladin girls turning into pure, loving monogamous lilim
Bromont continues to be a bartender, becomes the Crazy Diamond of serving drinks
SNAKE MILFS
We still like P'Orcs
Makoto from BlazBlue is cute
Charon won't stop making puns
Bob wrote Big Bad Wolf 2. Apparently it has psuedopenises in it
Vampires and Wights
.less draws Mothchan's ass
Slimegirls
Lava lamp slimegirls
Flavoured slimegirls
Chocolate and milk slimegirls
Slimegirls
Slimegirls and subwoofers
God I love slimegirls

So, did I miss anything Zach?

>>12501041
You forgot "Still no Mantis Shrimp girls"

>>12501006
Spatspi

>>12501041
>No mention to the best God

>>12501041
>Big Bad Wolf

Only good thing bob's ever done.

>>12501049
>No mention to the worst god
ftfy

>>12501049
Why are dark priests so lewd? I mean, that uniform is sensual as fuck which I'm sure is part of it, but I can't seem to look at one without my urge to impregnate rising.

>>12501049
That's not Amaterasu.
PRAISE THE SUN.

>>12501041

>We still like P'Orcs
>Implying people even cared for them before that one guy started it

>>12501054
>>12501057
That's it. No waifu and immortality for any of you.

>>12501061
That happens a lot with most unappreciated monster girls.

>>12501062
I hate it.

>>12501063
See? That right there. She's not even doing anything but I want to jam it in SO hard.

>>12501041
>We still like P'Orcs
Porkers
Milkers
Centars
What else did we get to?

>>12501062
I HATE IT

>>12501059
It looks like she doesn't take rejection to well.

>>12501070
I'm sorry anon but you have a deadly case of shit taste, the only treatment is to kill yourself.
I'm sorry.

>>12501059
>You'll never be stalked by Venom-chan
>You'll never wake up one night to find her looming over you with a shark toothed grin.
>She'll never meld into you so your bodies can be as close as possible.
>She'll never mercilessly ride you while looking down at you with a blush and a sadistic grin.
End it now.

>>12501074

HE HATES IT

>>12501065

Speaking as that one faggot that started it.

I had a silly little mental vision of a P'Orc trying to seduce her husband, outside of the standard lewdness.

>Come home
>P'Orc is in lederhosen, her breasts almost exploding out of the overalls as her shorts barely manage to contain those child bearing hips of hers
>The white socks giving you the perfect zetta ryouki as you watch the elastic roll of her ass while she walks in front of you, that sproinkable tail just calling out to you
>Purring your name

>>12501057
I want to stroke her hair and trace along her divine markings with my fingers.
I want to take comfort in her warmth and sustain her with my praise and faith in her.

>>12501063
Fallen god a shit, she can't tell me how to live my life.
Besides, Amaterasu is Kind, loving, playful, has a great sense of humor, is a complete badass and she's fluffy.
The Fallen God is just a hedonist.
PRAISE THE SUN!

>>12500918

Alp, stop being a complete faggot and post more Wurm Wrangler. I don't give a fuck if some anons were mean to you, you really aren't the worst writefag here I fucking mean that, if I were feeling particularly cruel I could name a couple

>>12501082
My Brother.

>>12501056
>>12501070
>Sexualized nuns with a dress that lets you see the thighs and high heels
You tell me.

Also elf ears

Uh Oh! Waifu
what do?

Felt good to get back into the flow of writing things. I think my problem is that this story is ill-thought out and therefore it's hard to write things going from event B to event C. I've got three events happening, boy meets girl, girl kicks boy out, boy meets girl again and the rest is just off the top of my head. Oh well, More Rusalka, and a sharkgirl for a few paragraphs. Small-ish update.
http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

>>12501063

In all fairness, the only reason why I hate Dark Priest is because Lanternon's is such a bitch.

but he's also the reason why I love Ghoul so much. Update when, motherfucker?

>>12501091
First I ████████████
Then I ██████████████████

>>12501094
Is your waifu an SCP?

>>12501091
Drop the moon.

>>12501096
SCP-106 is my waifu.

Onii-chan, I'm cold. Could you warm me up by STEALING THE FUCKING SUN?

>>12500985
all hail our crab overlord

>>12501091
Launch yourself out of a slingshot at her when her legs are crossed, while gaining velocity i put my fists together and begin to spin, when i contact i will most likely break my harms and her pelvis, but she will cum like you couldn't believe

>>12501084
>Funisjustabuzzword.jpg

>>12501041
>Bob wrote Big Bad Wolf 2
>nothing about that other writefag who did writefag things
G-guys I tried my best.

>>12501100
But imouto, you are my sun.

>>12501100
Get your own sun

>>12501105
Suave

>>12501100

>>12501104
When I look at things to summarise, I just scan down the threads and either look at posts with lots of replies, or conversations that span a relatively high number of posts grouped together.
Sorry I missed your thing.

What was it?

>>12501069
>>12501074
>>12501080
Every thread until you like it.

>>12501104
I liked it. Faggot.

>>12501092
Finally.

I don't know if I am the only one, but you maybe should use smaller paragraphs. It's kind of exhausting when you are not a native english speaker.

>>12500516
shut up LDR

>>12501113
I wrote some about about a MILF apophis.

I know I keep bringing it up, but one particular anon really wanted it, and hasn't shown up yet.

http://pastebin.com/U7t5K5FZ

>>12501088
>>12501083
I want to give Ammy my bone.
When you penetrate her, is it like sticking your dick into the sun?

How lewd are fairies?

>>12501131
Shit man, that sounds hot as hell.

>>12501104

Who are you?

>>12501131
It's probably pleasantly warm.

>>12501137
Very lewd!

>>12501137
they are quite rapey

>>12501076
She will break your pelvis after merging with your monster girl waifu

>>12501127
Did you just say MILF Apophis?
I might not be that anon but sure as hell I'll thank you for it.
But don't be an attention whore pls

>>12501150
I'm trying not to. But thanks for the advice.

>>12501146
>>12501148

>>12501148
Just make sure you're not letting in a pixie instead.

There's a difference.

>>12501150

At least he wasn't namefagging for no reason. Seriously, the only time that's acceptable is when you're posting a new update.

>>12501162
Always bully the pixie

>>12501127
>MILF
Wasn't that Apophis his sister?

>>12501156
>Tanamount to a pickup line in MGC

>>12501178
>pickup line in MGC
>So uh, do you rape here often?

>>12501127
>but one particular anon really wanted it, and hasn't shown up yet.

My advice. Use a made up word or series of characters that can be searched in the archive. Something that will only give a result for your thing. Like Slimebutt.

By the way, slimebutt dude, sorry I've taken so long. Still working on it. Life is time-consuming.

>>12501175
Guardian, really. I tried to make it ambiguous.
Mostly to make it appeal to the onee-san crowd and the MILF crowd.

So you can either see her as a CC onee-san, or a MILF, since she's old enough to be both.

>>12501188
That makes it surprisingly easy to avoid attention whoring.

>>12501187
>Did it hurt when you fell?
I have wings, asshole.

>>12501156

>That look an the guy's face
Its somehow the funniest part of the image.

>>12501200
so nonchalant for imminent sex

>>12501187

>If I told you that you had a great body, would you stop rubbing your tits all over me, Jesus fuck.

>>12501199
トップケーキ

>>12501200
It's the posture that gets me every time
>For you

>>12501214

Tell me about Bane! Why does he take off his pants!?

Would you watch it?

>>12501197
Welcome to the age of onee-san.

>>12501218
Only if I got to see monsters get knocked the fuck out.
I gotta satisfy my inner paladin somehow

>>12501224
It's Fist of the North Star. Everyone is gonna get fucked up

>>12501218

Why is Yuugi so paafekto.

>>12501228
because onis

>>12501231
NO FEAR
NO PAIN

>>12501197
I don't really have a problem since I like both CCs and MILFs but

>"You know what I mean? I haven't ever really had a man to love, and who loved me back."
How is she a MILF if she never was with a man?

>>12501238
How would Kuuga fare against Yuugi anyway?
Or against any monstergirl?

>>12501240
Shit, how do I explain this?

I don't think I can explain myself on that one.
I would say I tried to make that ambiguous too, but I kinda didn't.

>>12501240
Easy, some guy used her. Whether that man is alive now or not is the real question. It's no

Big girls or small girls?

>>12501010
>i find generic white girls attractive
anon pls
Where do you think you are?

>>12501270
The middle of the US?

>>12501267
Shortstacks.

>>12501267
Cute girls.

>>12501267
Both.

>>12500985
>Rach's hood has buttons on it
Heeee

puu sh/bFUtH/6e22acade4

From the manga that has high impact rape comes... 'wut?'

>>12500985
I want to produce many children with Cerea.

>>12501286
But what if you can't reign them in?

I doubt many men could saddle the burden of raising a knights daughter.

It could be a knight mare.

Neigh, I bed you could be good at it, just need to unbridle your inhibitions.

Bite the bit, and just go for it.

>>12501218
I would.

>>12501047
I'm writing a mantis shrimp girl

>>12501297
Quit horsing around, Charon.

>>12501273
Some men choose. Anon says "both."

>>12501286
They have males. You maybe can't have children with her.

>>12501285
It's not translated, right?

>>12501307
Besides 3 chapters, nope.

>>12501307
>implying that will stop me

>>12501307
>You maybe can't have children with her.
She obviously sees ihm as a potential mate. Or are you telling me Cereah cannot into how baby come from?

>>12501314
>Or are you telling me Cereah cannot into how baby come from?
It's not like there isn't evidence of that. She might just be 2pure for her own good.

>>12501314
>Or are you telling me Cereah cannot into how baby come from?
Looking how she thinks that her baby will be in the upper body, no.

>>12501314
Yes.

I carrot tell you how pure and unlewd her mind is.

>>12501321
I don't think that this is physically possible.

>>12501314
I want to marry Cerea and pay for her breast reduction surgery so that she may have perfect B cups and a back that wont hurt later in life.

>>12501321
Oh how I want to cuddle pregnant Cerea.
>>12501330
Well... clearly her centaur race is very flexible. or something.

>>12501332
After the two of you have kids, right? They're that big for a reason, you know.

>>12501332
Breast reduction for only after she's had all the cute young foals you want with her. I want at least one little daughteru with her. She'll need to supply milk.

Then breast reduction could happen so she would have less a problem.

>>12501332

>Implying that reduction surgery ever goes right or looks good.
>Wanting tits that can't even be used for paizuri

Oh wait, nevermind. You're the Dracosafag. Who cares what you think.

Sorry for the /r/ but could someone link a colored image of Miia showing off her glorious snake tongue? Thanks in advance

>>12501332
Anon what are you doing. Anon stop.

>>12501332
>breast reduction surgery
But they are already perfect.

>>12501330
It all depends on the position of the uterus. If crabman says an centaur's uterus is there, I cannot argue since it is not my mythology.

>>12501343
They're bordering on too big. Early Miia was perfect.

>>12501340
http://imgur.com/a/QuPmf#4

>>12501346

There is always extra tall and brown. Color when?

>>12501345
Oh, no, it's not about her uterus, it's about how her horse legs and ribcage clearly cannot bend that way.

>>12501350
Tonight?

>>12501353

I would kiss your feet Hound.

>>12501350
I'll take tall and brown, but Cerea's personality is OLEV. does anyone have that Z-ton centaur size image handy, by the way?

>>12501360
Whats the colors for the tall one?

>>12501366
Brown skin, black hair if I'm remembering correctly.

>>12501366

Brown skin, black hair, brown eyes.

>>12501385

Black horseparts too.

No nagas dafuqq is wrong with you guys?

>>12501397

I'm pro-humanity. Sorry.

>>12500985
If you look at it a certain way it looks like Manako is wearing a bikini instead of panties

>>12501417
I think that is a bikini. It's the wrong kind of frill for most women's underwear and every other girl is wearing swimwear.

>>12501397
>dafuqq

>>12501339
Actually I'm Miiafag, but you know.

>>12500985

>>12500985
>Cerea's suit is even smaller
"I can't find them in my size" my ass

>>12501397
What a stupid design for a sword. If you ever get into a sword fight with that thing the teeth of the sword are going to fly off as bits of metal shrapnel hurting anyone at random.

>>12500985

I enjoy his designs but why are his proportions so fucking inconsistent. I'm not even talking about making them realistic (or as real as you can get with MGs I guess), but they vary so wildly with a single character that it's ridiculous.

>tfw you never had Levia-san as a high school teacher.

She would destroy the world for her students.

Where are the raws?

>>12501332
You are a horrible person.

>>12501439
And with that, I'm suddenly recalling those Aztec weapons embedded with chips of obsidian...

>>12501083

I abandoned my faith/quality knight after FROM made lightning spears useless. I don't care if I only get a few casts, as long as they hit like a fucking truck, but nope. No casts and no damage.

It's hard to praise the sun like this.

Kids are around so really can't do stuff much more tonight.

http://imgur.com/bx7F0ec

>>12501464
>Kids
Hound have you been unfaithful to your waifu?

Any news about dem monster milfs?

>>12501470
No. Little brother and sister.
Home for the weekend and spending it playing with my wan wan.

>>12501464
>kids

I hope you mean an imouto or something,otherwise....SHITTTT

How could you fuck your life up so royally homie?

>>12501464
>http://imgur.com/bx7F0ec

Just imagine the chocolate vanilla swirl.

>>12501476
>imouto
>hug her from behind
>say nothing

Post the results on /jp/.Also,love the fuck out of her so she doesn't become a fucking slut.

What's this fox scheming /mgg/?

It's time. The update starts at [9/19/14]

http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/77839289/Pretty%20Human

The update's a little short this time around, but I hit a good stopping point and didn't want to drag this out any longer. Also, nine days is blazing fast for me.

>>12501484
Niiice.

>>12501483
A way to get her nose back.

>>12501464
Anyway its looking good.

Guys.

>P'Orc short

Or...

>Something completely different

>>12501461
Stay strong, anon. The sun's shine will outlast these hurdles.

>>12501495
A nice happy story about a Holstaurus.

>>12501495
I wouldn't mind some P'Orc stuff, but what do you have in mind?

>>12501501

Lovey-dovey shit starting at [Insert joke about Piggy Wiggly grocery stores] and ending with Lederhosen.

Why don't you love flat chested monster girls?

>>12501514
I would if they weren't so damn smug.

>>12501514
Because breasts are awesome and a sign of female maturity

Flat chest fags are one step away from fucking little boys

>>12501495
Hard to decide. These threads have had me thinking about P'Orcs, Holsteri, and fennec foxes as of late...

>>12501520
And?

>>12501522
And tall, long-legged red-maned wolfgirls, right?

>>12501514

I'm not a lolicon, but if I really liked the girl, it wouldn't be a deal-breaker.

>>12501527
Small breasts doesn't need to mean lolicon.
What about a slim, lithe athletic girl?

>>12501522

P'Orcs, man. P'Orcs.

>>12501531
>Small breasts doesn't need to mean lolicon.
It does when you deal with normalfags. Maybe he used to leaving the house for some reason.

>>12501526
Actually yeah.

>>12501531

I'd be fine with that as well. As long as the girl loves me, I don't mind.

>>12501496
as a hardcore paladin, this turns me on greatly. Why? Have I become corrupted?

>>12501541
That's just your dick saluting the sun. Nothing to see here.

>>12501541

Amaterasu isn't corruption. She's pure. Flowers bloom where she walks.

>>12501534
Here's a kinda updated version.

>>12501546
I want to pillage her pussy like a heathen though.

Reminder to
-Eat big
-Lift big
-Get big
- C'MON
If you ever want to survive a night with your waifu

>>12501541
Not at all. To love the sun with body and mind is about as far away from corruption as you can go.
Just so long as you snuggle with Ammy after sex.And stroke her hair.

Why is Polt so cute here?

>>12501558
Because Polt is always cute
wan

>>12501563
I wonder if she loves peanut butter.

I wonder if she'd lick it off.

>>12501563
wan

>>12501566
>I wonder if she'd lick it off
in a heartbeat

>>12501556
stop stop STOP
Neither my penis nor my heart can take this.
Where can I find her?

>>12501558
I want to take Polt home and breed with her.

>>12501555
>Eat big
I eat all the time
>Lift big
I cut wood for a living, i don't need that to be strong
>Get big
Im 6,5 and 220lbs

>>12501228
what is this from?

>>12501594

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77kahYAOlvc

Something that should've been real but won't thanks to ZUN being ZUN.

>>12501592
>alp
you still want to suck my dick though.

>>12501601
>MFW

>>12501603
Depends, how big of a dick are we talking about?

>>12501601
>public bath
Too lewd. Dropped.

>>12501601
touhou best thing to happen since sex and monsters

>>12501607

>Not watching 2Hus publicly bathe
>Not publicly bathing with your MG waifu

What are you, gay?

>>12501611
I try not to sexualize 2hus.

>>12501558
Wish Kii looked just as adorable.

>>12501614

But would you bathe with your MG?

Like, would you ever pass up the opportunity to bathe with your P'Orc as she giggles mischievously and sits down, taking you inside of her and playing it off as being affectionate with the other bathers?

Would you try your hardest to not come as she contracted her vaginal muscles and whispered sweet nothings into your ears like how she can't wait for you to ravish her like a beast after everybody leaves, and that this was the only way to get some pre-major fun sex in without disturbing everybody?

WOULD YOU?

so a tv series confirmed?

>>12501623
S-she's not like that. She's pure!

>>12501601
Is that cape and pose a reference to anything in particular.

>>12501623
Not only would I bathe with my waifu, I would bathe in my waifu.

>>12501573
>Where can I find her?

Wherever you find love or nature.

Alternately, I suggest staring at the sun for as long as you can.

Would she use Waterspout to flow massaging oil right onto her own body?
Would she use Inferno to light the candles surrounding your shared bed, illuminating her sweat and oil-slick body with soft oranges and reds?
Would she use Crescent to make the night last as long as she liked, so she could spend that much more time making love to you?
Would she use Sunrise on your own body to make you feel an irresistible surge of energy and love towards her, making butterflies flutter in you stomach, and making you incapable of anything but thrusting into her as deeply and as tenderly as possible, your head nuzzling her chest?
Would she use Greensprout to bind you in place, putting your entirely at her mercy for her to tease every sensitive inch of your skin?
Would she use Mist Veil to slow you down, letting her orgasm countless times to your own few, while it feels like she's pumping up and down upon you with impossible speed?
Would she Bloom as you and her entered one last, sky shattering climax, her howls filling the room?
And would she use Rejuvenation so you and her could do it all over again, and again, and again...

>>12501628

>P'Orc
>Pure

Sir, she'd want to be sproinked any time of the day. Why do you think P'Orcs like to go around the house in the nude? Quick and convenient fucking just for master.

She's cooking and you want to have some fun? Just spread those ass cheeks apart and penetrate her, maybe getting a little surprised squeal of delight as you begin to bounce her off your cock while she stirs the evening's meal.

Then you can put her in a naked apron and tell her that you'd like both the meal and "her", having her sit on your dick as she lovingly feeds you.

>>12501623
Are P'Orks able to sweat? Do they require frequent baths/mud baths to cool down?

>>12501636
I'd imagine they're humanoid enough to sweat. Though they'd probably still love mud baths.

>>12501634
Stop making me feel these things anon

>>12501634
No.

>>12501634
is what she wearing refer to as a babydoll?

Alcoholics of /mgg/, who's your waifu and what would you drink with her?

I've always loved blue oni's, and I'd drink cinnamon liquors with her til the end of time.

>>12501635
Busty virgin P'Orc and shota squire.

I don't care that they are jews, i would love to travel the land with a tanuki, as her bodygaurd

>>12501643
I don't drink alcohol.

My waifu prefers blood.

>>12501634
Is this an Ookami thing?

>>12501646
Nothing wrong with that

>>12501636

They can sweat, but one of the most intimate things you can do with them is slather their bodies in mud, maybe give that deliciously plump and elastic ass a good slap and gently, and slowly slide your dick into her pussy while she lays on her stomach.

Don't be like a young buck and pump stupidly fast, oh no sirree bob. Gently rub the insides of her pussy with your cock and slow strokes, letting your P'Orc waifu get well and naturally lubricated as she takes your dick and adjusts to the nature of you tenderly fucking her.

Then to arouse her further, sproink the tail or nibble on her ears, making her body feel it even more as the mud cools her body down and you almost lay down fully, gripping those ass cheeks firmly and pumping deeper, slower.

When she's about to come, pull out and try to prevent you from doing so as well, just to get her to fidget and beg you for the D, even going so far as to back that ass up and try to get you to penetrate like that.

As she does this, this is where you go full ham. Jackhammer that P'Orc pussy with all your might, maybe even roughly grope her breasts while singing your mantra of "Dat ass won't quit" and right before you cum, make sure to spank that ass firmly, just to get her clench down virginally tight as you fill her with your potential piglets like the filthy sow she is.

>>12501646
Fuck her, she called my P'Ork waifu, "unclean"

>>12501643

Don't have a waifu but I'd drink various decent and table wines with her over romantic dinners and just regular dinners.

Then rum and bourbon and brandy from my favorite brands if we're feeling the mood for something a bit harder.

I hate unmixed flavored liquors though. Except maybe real butterscotch and homemade apple pie shine.

>>12501643
What ever sounds good.

The occasional coffee liquor.

>>12501661

>Kahlua topping vanilla ice cream
>White Russians

I could live with that. But screw it plain.

>>12501659
Well you did just fuck your p'ork in the mud a while ago

>>12501651
Would a P'Orcs ass and titties have Raita/Kloah levels of malleability?

>>12501643
Suu is my waifu. I don't think she can get drunk though because she doesn't have a liver. I do wonder what she would act like if I gave her psilocybin mushrooms.

>>12501663
Is that Papi's father?

>>12501663
Doodles?

>>12501667
Man, I've wanted to do shrooms for a while. With how fucked up I am in the head, I don't expect to see MG's right off the bat, but I would not be surprised at all if I see one. I'd just love to talk to one if I do.

>>12501671
I think that's a manuscript.

>>12501666

Dude, a P'Orc would be malleable to the point that you take one look at her and it's like the following.

>Kitsune has swimmer's backside so taut you could bounce a fucking quarter off of it

>P'Orc is built like a goddamned brick house, and that ain't just anything making up that delicious backside, it's royal jelly

Just imagine the skindentation as you gripped and manipulated her fleshly parts, bringing her closer to orgasm.

>>12501639
But I can't stop feeling these things myself. I want to cuddle with Ammy in the middle of a field of flowers, with her laying atop me and laughing. I want to watch fireworks with her at night, looking up at the sky while she draws trails of light across it and painting her own fireworks.
Help me, I'm getting dangerously sappy and saccharine.

>>12501640
Yes.

>>12501641
Also yes.

>>12501648
Triple yes. In the Ōkami game, she can basically use a magic paintbrush to manipulate most aspects of the world. When you activate it, the world freezes and resembles a wood carving. By drawing certain lines or symbols, you can do things as mundane as soaking people in ink, to calling down lightning bolts at will.

>>12501672
Mushrooms are not the drug you are looking for for that kind of trip. You need to take acid or DMT. Mushrooms just make everything prettier and gave me the giggles.

>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

>>12501678
I will rape her then never call again, breaking her heart.

>>12501514
Because their usually horrible cunts with a complex about it.

>>12501680
Oh? Well, I figured shrooms would be my gateway to psychadelics at least, as I had planned on taking acid and/or DMT after the initial trip. Do you happen to know anything about 2-5-i's? That's all that seems to be available around here, and personally it sounds sketchy as fuck.

>>12501685
As fucking if, you clearly have no dating experience. Flat chested girls are the nicest people you'll ever meet because they dont get inflated egos due to their large chest. Chicks with big boobs often act like all that, where as flat chested girls are often really nice and just waiting for someone who isnt shallow to notice them.

>>12501558
So many reasons

>>12501692
my nigga! I was looking for this greentext.

>>12501672
You should watch the movie Shrooms.

>>12501684
>being heartbroken because she never sees her rapist again
she'll forget you as soon as she gets a taste of the lunar frenchman's "Pillow Talk"

>>12501691
>Talking about dating actual 3DPG
I laugh at you sir.

>>12501691
so you're saying their "nice girls"

>>12501684
>Raping a god
>who can freeze time
>and burn/freeze/electrocute any aggressors without even needing to look at them

>Expecting her to not bind you up with vines so she can forgive you and tenderly love you, filling your body and soul with a peaceful warmth
>Expecting her to not just forget your rape attempts the moment she gets hungry and goes to find something to eat.

>>12501695
No problem.

>>12501691
>Talking about dating actual 3DPD
I laugh at you sir.

>>12501702
>>12501697
as a hotblooded rapist i take offense to this

However as a Paladin this make me angry because she could never give true love.

Update on The Body snatcher, the sequel to Moonlight Murders. I need to think of a better name.
Update begins at 461. previous, if anyone missed it, is at 352

Like I've said before, English isn't my native, so there might be some mistakes
Also, I don't know how to write emotion.

http://pastebin.com/ppf5cRgx

>>12501675
>P'Orc is built like a goddamned brick house
Something somewhat similar pic related, albeit a little healthier?
http://i.imgur.com/5KWSQX1.png

>You have a goal set for yourself
>You spend years working towards it
>You have to sacrifice a little to reach that goal
>After the years of working towards it, your goal is finally within your grasp
>It's something important to you
>At the last minute, it's ripped from your grasp and there's nothing you can do to stop it
>Your goal is now gone forever
How does your waifu comfort you?

>>12501690
>2-5-i's
Not familiar with that one. I live in Georgia and we don't get newer or high tech psychedelics. Mushrooms are plentiful though and my preferred psychedelic. If you are looking for an interesting evening take DMT. It only lasts for 10-15 minutes so get multiple doses. Acid is a day off kind of trip. Another short trip which is fun is salvia divinorum. I used to take that when it was still legal and it can be an interesting trip. Remember to not mix your trips and try to have someone there to babysit you for acid. They don't have to stare at you the whole time but just there to make sure you don't flip out.

>>12501712

Less outlandish breasts, more chub

>>12501701
No as in that way ala bonnet tippers, I'm talking as if they dont expect to get hotter guys because of big breasts. Meaning they actually date with in their level of looking accordingly. Plus nine times outta ten theyre cute as hell when you cuddle with them. Where as when I've dated big breast women they complain if I lay my head on their marshmellow cushions.

>>12501707
>rapist
>paladin

>>12501716
>Less outlandish breasts
I don't blame you.

>>12501720
look at all that plot and story

>>12500985
>Manako
apperently Cyclops love is strong

>>12501707
>Hotblooded rapist
>Paladin

Choose one. And Amatersu loves all living beings, truly and deeply. She loves them even more if they're willing to give her tummy rubs in exchange for miracles, though.

>>12501707
I don't know how either of those statements suggest that she can't love unless you're mad she would never love her rapist in which case you'rea shitty paladin

>>12501714
I'm up in Minnesota and I've only heard of 2-5-i's recently when asking around, but it seems to be an acid knock off that's pretty plentiful. And no worries there, I've been briefed on the what nots, though I dunno if I'd try Salvia, I've heard plenty of horror stories on that one, though it's always dependent on body chemistry of course.

>>12501725
>>12501726
I will rape and mind break her into being mine. MINE!

She will love me and only me and we will give each other belly rubs.

>>12501730
I'll kill you and fuck your body if you try something.

>>12501730
You're a horrible person anon

>>12501731
No you won't you flithy neckbeard.

>>12501734
I know true love and must share it with her.

>>12501730

The true colors of a Paladinfag no beter than the monsters they claim to oppose

>>12501729
Salvia is kind of weird. It doesn't last long at first but it builds in your system so the more you smoke it over time the heavier you trip. I've never had a bad trip on it and none of my friends have had bad trips. There are horror stories online but I don't put much stock into anything I haven't heard from from a trusted source just because you get a lot of horror stories for any psychedelic. I've never had a bad trip ever but I always set up for a trip to put me in a relaxed or fun state before I try them. Preparation is always key.

>>12501741
Truly the Paladins aren't as holy as they appear
And they say we're in the wrong

>>12501740
that nigger would do the same, because he also knew true love.
We will rape her senseless and show her true love.

>>12501741
>>12501744
>>12501745
Confirmed Paladins are horrible rapists, no better than the monsters they say they protect us form.

>>12501745
I think what you need is some good Succubus loving anon.

>>12501744
>>12501741
>>12501740
>>12501734
>>12501731
>>12501747
>>12501749
Peace out beta faggots, I'll tell your deity how much you guys love her after I break her and her pussy.

>>12501745
>Calling Mr. Rogers a rapist
Paladinfags everyone

>>12501745
>>12501753
>mr rogers liking rape

this is the ultimate autist

>>12501753
So Deruella was right all this time. I see.

>>12501747
At last, we finally see the true colours of the paladins
And they say they are holy

>>12501753
Alright that settles it, I'm calling in a Dark Priest on you. I think they are the only ones who can fix you

>>12501753
The only god I worship is the god of Health.

>>12501730

But you don't need to rape her to do that. Just ask her nicely, and she'd be happy to give you belly rubs too.

>>12501763
More cream for the creamy god.

>>12501741
Monster girls only understand one thing, rape. Rape the rapest, it's the only way they will learn

>>12501764
RAPE IS ALL SHE NEEDS
ALL THE RAPE
ALL THE TIME

>>12501669
Looks like it.

>>12501767
This is the final mission of Paladins. War could not stop them, so now all paladins must go out and rape as many monster girls as possible. The Great Rape period starts now.

This is the masterbait of the paladins. Someone has got to screecap that guy

>>12501768
Get help anon. get help

>>12501777
These trips don't lie. He just called Mr Rogers a rapist

>>12501092
Isn't this going too quickly? I mean, he's already thinking about moving out with her.

>>12501779
I think this guy is the reason why succubi like mindbreaking paladins

>>12501768
I think all this talk about raping her is making Ammy a little sad.
Any more, and she might even politely ask you to stop. You wouldn't make the sun sad, would you?

>>12501777
Divine trips tell the truth. I hope the rapist/s get help soon.

>>12501786
You cannot possibly mind break those as willfull as us! We will rape your diety into submission and then move on to the next foul beast that crosses our paths.
None can stand before the inquisitor or rape

>>12501788
SILENCE!
I rape you

Cum will flow from all her holes like the coming tide. Her mind, soul, and body will be mine.
She will be on a leash and receive belly rubs hourly until nightfall at which point I will fill her with my rape seed until I grow bored.

I just want a Cheshire Cat version of John Keating from Dead Poet's Society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQU3EphIpMY

Is that too much to ask?

I think Polt's really cute when something catches her off guard and gets her flustered.

She always seems to have her mind on business and fitness, I wonder how she'd react if she suddenly got asked out on a date or something.

>>12501797
>inquisitor of rape
It's one of these threads

>>12501800
Must things are pretty cute when flustered

>>12501797
Please anon, for the safety of the fluffy sun god.
Seek a Dark Priest to help. Or kill yourself

>>12501713

All she has to do is exist, that'd be a start.

>>12501008
Would you pull the zipper up or down

>>12501809
Yes

>>12501800
"Polt, I'm going to need that report done by tomorrow, I'd also like you to prepare the presentation needed for Wednesday and to handle the Jones' Account after your lunch break."

>>12501797
Your typing habits are familiar. Too hammy and cringe-inducing.

Are you that faggot who loves Illias and hates brown girls?

Either way, Amaterasu forgives you.

>>12501800

Polt is always pretty cute, just in different ways depending on the context.

I hope we see more of her. I'm curious about how popular she is outside of these threads.

>>12501397
...Holy fuck. My dick is diamonds indeed. Six arms. Snake tail. Gorgeous brown. What an incredibly sexy Marilith

We need those in MGE... a variant of Lamia and Echidna with more of a Demoness taint.

>>12501821
It makes it even better she's sort and has a normal sized chest to me.

>>12501484
>http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/77839289/Pretty%20Human

Holy fuck yes, Seafoam. /Thank you/. I've been waiting for this.

Wait, do we really have people who would seriously want to rape a mg?

That's absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>12501797
>inquisitor of rape
Are you that "Knights of /a/" faggot?
If so, kindly fuck off back to /a/.
Also, you realize Amaterasu could easily chop off your dick, right?
She wouldn't even have to move. One Power Slash and suddenly your tree is a stump.

>>12501484
>>12501827
And that... was absolutely the moment I found my heart needed.

Thank you, Seafoam. This is a damn good love story. Really damn good. Poor guy... Poor Ivy...

>>12501835
>>12501836
Do not give the paladin attention

>>12501763
Someone needs to write about her.

I'm serious. When's the last time something got written about a Holstaurus and/or Holstaurus-like MG?

>>12501851
Does the Lich CYOA count?

>>12501851

There's Bromont's barman story with a Holstaurus or something

>>12501852
>>12501853
Okay, you guys got me.

Still...muh Hathor.

>>12501857
One day, Anon. One day

>>12501851
>>12501857
Dude I know what you mean. There can never be enough Holstaurus material. Including those two stories mentioned there's only like 5 maybe 6 stories with a Holstaurus in them, and most of them are just short one shots.